>makes you fat
>>20437447I would honestly rather be fat than Australian
>>20437447it also makes me a very good boat captain
>>20437471Rum.
>>20437447way too sweet. bought it by accident because it was in the sherry section. You can't cook with that shit.
>>20437760dumbass
>>20437447i don't think so? I'm 5'6" 115lbs and i drink a glass every night after work, and have been for years.
>>20438365>5'6I'm so sorry.
>>20438365Please be a woman
Lack of self control makes you fat, ya dingus
>>20438384of course it is, theyre drinking port
Alcohol is for losers.
>>20437447That's why they call you "portly."
>>20437447Ohh... Port, portly. Now I get it
>>20438429Let me guess, you drink the "manlier" whisky or some tastelet shit like that? >>20437760You can, port reduction steak sauce is great.
I just spent way to much money on pic rel and I don't even know anyone besides my dad who knows port enough to share it with Any port enjoyers below 40 on /ck/?
>>20440099forgot pic
>>20440103Show a glass of it lad, I love me ports and madeiras simple as.
'ate thin potationslove me portsimple as
>>20437471a glass of starboard?
>>20441428Based
>>20440099Yeah I’m 21 and like em
I brought a bottle of port to a rowdy college thanksgiving my friend was hosting once. Drank the whole thing over the night. Absolutely worst hangover I’ve ever had. Never again
>>20437447port is fucking nasty.
>>20437447>>20437760i bought marsala for the first time ever earlier this year and i've been using it to drink and cook but i'm running out. i don't have an italian store so close to my new place so i assumed i could freely substitute it with any port/sherry stuff i can find at the supermarket. i see i was wrong.pic related is the most common type i usually see, is that fine? i pretty much only use the marsala for sauces, to sip on alongside dessert and a couple of capfuls in tiramisu cream and coffee
>>20442619Tastelets need no reply
>>20438380it's okay, if i was any taller I'd have a hard time at work and i like my women taller than me.>>20438384nope, sorry anon.
>>20437456you could be both
>>20443713Truly a fate worse than death
>is delicious I don’t drink it often but I fuckin love port
>>20443713as chained alice once said, 'i'd feel better dead'