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relapsing and it feels so good edition
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>>9838523
whatever, then. at least its medical treatment and you wont die. you sound like you live in england, where healthcare is free, and therefore they punish people like so. yes?
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>>9838534
this wasn't me >>9838523
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>>9837541
Any help with alkies with onetis that you seen or anything that helps?
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>>9837489
different guy but man you're being a dick. why bother posting in this thread if you're going to respond to a simple question like that? don't brings that shit into these threads
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>>9838027
yeah it's part of their job to protect you from yourself. I mean it almost makes sense, it's fucked that it's a crime but I think there is a certain responsibility for certain professionals to intervene when someone is posing a danger to themselves.

here in Canada assisted suicide in the case of people with terminal illnesses is becoming more accepted, which is great. If I found out I was riddled with incurable aggrezzive cancer I'd want the option of ending my own life before the pain got too bad. As long as you're in a clear state of mind when you make the decision (as clear as state of mind could be if it was attached to a dying body).

That tendency for us to self harm and self destruct is where the 'golden rule' falls short. 'treat other as you want to be treated' fails to take into account that some people feel no worth and therefor treat others the same way. the saying should be 'treat others as you would want those you love to be treated'

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Have you ever made Syracuse-style salt potatoes?
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No, but I've wanted to, because I hear they're delicious. What is the process, exactly?
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>>9838072
I've never made them either but I'll try this summer. It's just potatoes boiled in a strong brine made with several cups of salt, then drained so the salt forms a crust.
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>>9838065
Can any Upstater give me a good recipe for steamed hams?
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>>9838394
you go to mcdonalds
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>>9838065
yeah

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im 25 and i have heart tremors about once or twice every ten minutes

i live in japan and mostly eat satly food and coffee

am i going ot die?
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Ye
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everyone will die bud

stay frosty
;*
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>>9838386
Coffee can cause heart tremors, especially if you consume a lot of it in a day. That being said, large intakes of salt isn't good for you (prob already knew that) but if they're painful heart tremors definitely see a doctor.

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What's the quickest way to induce a heart attack?
A huge steak? Burgers and pizza, liters of soda?
I know there are heart attack burgers for fat people but what if you're moderately healthy?
What would take you out?
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>>9838062
Oh damn, OP. Sounds like you were blindsided. I'm going through a divorce too. It's not easy. There's a lot of hurt to go through before you can heal. At least you have a friend looking out for you. Do you have a job? Are you going out to get your mind off of things? Death is a seriously permanent solution to a temporary problem. And heartattacks especially can be painful and aren't a guaranteed sentence.
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I found this photo on a different thread. I will consider what you guys said. Good bye.
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>>9837859

Atropine.
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>>9837859
Despite what most people argue, the best way to induce a heart attack is as such:

eat a severe calorie surplus for years, emphasizing simple carbs and lots of saturated fats. Develop type 2 diabetes, or be subject to latent type 1 that develops in your teens/early 20's. Ignore health advice based on your condition. DO NOT EXERCISE. Congratulations, you will have a 40% chance of having a heart attack by 50, and like a 80% chance by the time you're 65. Bonus points for alcohol abuse, tobacco usage, drug usage, binge eating disorder, etc.

There's no easy way to extend your life, but there's easy ways to end it.
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>>9838406
Don't do it, OP. I bet you never even played Mario kart on shrooms. Somewhere out there is an even hotter wife who can cook and has no gag reflex. Travel, shit, hitchike if you have to. No kids, no strings, the world is your oyster. Every choice is literally the safest bet you can make because you've already hit rock bottom and can't be disappointed.

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Is the current American diet better than it was 50 years ago?
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Real answer here. In my family sodas were only consumed on major holidays, fast food was unknown, sugared desserts like cakes and pies were only eaten on holidays. What an amazing thing, no obesity or diabetes in my family even today! Must be an anomaly, amirite?
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>>9837827
What the fuck is that infographic
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>>9837844
It sucks being an obese fuck in Colorado, I know personally. I'm pretty close to a normal BMI now though, but there's your pick of skinny bitches here, which is great.
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>>9838362
california cock stroking on corporate dick.
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>>9837944
We didn't snack as much either, which really fucks up our insulin response, and our sedentary lifestyle doesn't help either. CICO is legit, but if your insulin is fucked up, it's easier to store fat, but muscle is usually catabolized first before fat is. It's why there are so many "skinny-fat" people.

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What should I make in my new $250 toaster oven?
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>$250 for a toaster

Wtf? Niggah you can get a cheap full sized range for slightly more than that. You done got (((took))).
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>>9833596
You can't fool me Australian
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sucks your toaster isn't awesome OP
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>>9838370
I'm angry!@
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>>9838370

>no deep fryer

Why are vegans and vegetarians opposed to eating bugs? Is there a sizeable group of people that just eat vegan+bug, kind of like pescatarians with fish.
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>>9835684
That's not quite true, farming mollusks can alter the ecosystem of a waterway with lots of unforseen consequences. Also mollusks have a lot more cognitive ability that a plant or fungi; just think about it for a second, does grass or a sponge have more cognitive ability than a snail? I think not
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>>9835273
This.

Because other peoples' ideals don't match their own, they attack because they feel the guilt.

Vegans might be on a strange diet, but it seems like it's healthier and more economically and environmentally beneficial.
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>>9835783
In his defense, their extremely short lifespans mean they can’t be crippled by pain if they say lose a leg while they have a tiny window to mate before they die, so a lot of them probably feel no or maybe very little pain
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can't wait for roach milk to become commonplace
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>>9833837
I'm vegan and I'm not opposed to it. For the reasons already stated ITT. However, where I live, I've never once come across an opportunity to eat bugs. I'll try them if I ever get the chance.

I do eat mussels and oysters etc.

So apparently I'm not really vegan, but this is what makes the most sense to me.

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On my way up to my dorm room with a perfect, perfect pizza.
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>>9810467
>vegetables on a pizza

I'm sure those will make it healthy right
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>>9827082
That's not what pretentious means.
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>>9837871
>internet is fine
pretty subjective.

I was fine with 150mbps until i had access to 1gbps.
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>>9810896
You know it's completely possible to just walk into a Chuck E Cheese, buy their pizza, eat it, and leave? You don't need to ever associate yourself with the children.
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>>9833421
Bruhhh Aldi's pizza turns out absolutely the closest to restaurant pizza of any grocery store pre-prepped pizza imo. Good choice anon and thanks for the inspiration to add some of my own toppings next time

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penne, brussel sprouts w/ bolognese sauce + Roasted root vegetables here
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Called a toro pot
Denver-style burrito basically
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>>9838157
Already ate it, but I had a pan-seared chicken thigh, seared Brussels sprouts with balsamic reduction, and buttered jasmine rice.
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>>9838157
Sirloin roast. I cooked it on the stove top in a frying pan on super low heat. I then made the gravy out of the juices with a little flour for thickness. It was pretty good, but now I have to do all the dishes....
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>>9838223
congrats, anon
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I’m currently making beef heart on a bed of kale and baby spinach, stuffed mushrooms, salmon, and orange slices baked with it. Trying to get the wife and kids to eat healthier. I’ll post pics when it’s out of the oven

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I have an original formula 4loko from around 2011-2012. Is there anyway this could still be consumable?
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>>9837055
Is that a fucking brick on your desk?
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>>9837584
it's only cool to do degenerate things if you do them socially

doing them alone is pathetic
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>>9837235
>clean your ashtray
God forbid there's ash in an ashtray.
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>>9837055
drink it bitch
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>>9837055
send it to LA Beast he'll drink it

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I want to buy my girlfriend a small bar of some fucking amazing chocolate for christmas. Recommendations?

pic related???
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>>9827907
I've taken pastry classes where we used Callebaut chocolate, so once I was exposed to higher quality chocolate, I couldn't help but notice that Hersheys chocolate had an aftertaste like sour milk. Especially their milk chocolate. Ugh.
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>>9827907
it tastes sour and has a disgusting waxy texture. hershey's special dark is edible if someone offers it to me, but i'd never purchase a hershey's product intentionally
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>>9827940
I thought i was the only one that liked these... Noone i talk to has even heard of them
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>>9830624
Not anymore, they started out remelting and then started making their own terrible chocolate.
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my ex once got me one of those big reeses for christmas and we both tried to eat it but could barely make a dent in it
i miss being happy like that

Need hot water for hot chocolate!
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>>9838173
i'm pretty sure that's not what's happening in op pic
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>>9838176
220v power means that electricity costs 100-200% more in europe to pay for wasted infrastructure
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>activating the neuroma in your water
enjoy cancer
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>tfw Briton will have rolling blackouts and brownouts because everybody uses their kettles after TV shows
>Tfw all your power goes to make shitty tea
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If I roast some butternut squash with some maple syrup and then add it to a risotto is that going to taste really odd? I know Americans like to roast squash and pumpkin with sugar or honey. Does it become too sweet for a savoury meal?
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>>9836573
sage goes well.
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>>9836947
this is the route to go, but I would use Chinese 5 spice instead of the other spices.
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Your best bet op would probably to just be to roast the squad until its nice and tender. Then mash it up or blend it up very smooth with a little milk or cream. Add that to the risotto at the end when thats done cooking, and then adjust with spices/etc after tasting.

BNS risotto does sound very good though. As long as it was made right.
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>>9836573
American here. I've always just eaten it with some salt. Am I too white to not be racist for today's liberal worldview?

Would smoked turkey wings be good in a pot of beans instead of ham bone or other smoked pig product?
I want to make a pot of pink beans today, but after checking my fridge and freezer, all I have is 2 smoked turkey wings to add to the pot.
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Less fat but I think it’ll impact about as much flavor
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>>9836309
I agree with the other anons, not a bad substitute at all. You might want to add some more fat in the form of butter or bacon fat if you have it though.
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>>9836309
I do this all the time! Wings and legs too. Good smokey flavor. Good amount of meat to be pulled. Give it a try anonz!
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Thanks for the replies, anons, about to start the beans now (after they've been soaking). Looking forward to seeing how they turn out!
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>>9837677
Southerner here, your beans will be just fine. A little different, but still very tasty. I suggest having ham boullion to perk it up and all saltiness you'll be missing without ham. Goya makes some you can find in the mexican section of the grocery.

>PASTA
>NICE AND LONG
>INTO THE RECORD BOOKS

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/8/season-finale-of-the-f-word-with-gordon-ramsay-ends-with-a-new-record-487421
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cool
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Wow, like... cool, or something. I don't know.



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