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Who was in the wrong here?
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>America is actually larger than Canada in terms of land mass
What ridiculous American Exceptionalism. Next, tell us how various metrics would be improved if you removed blacks and poor people from the statistics.
We don't use metrics, dumb xenophobe.
Reminds me of that neopets game potato counter
>falling his hard for falseflags
your stars and stripes are showing
>We don't use metrics, dumb xenophobe.

Can you imagine getting dumbufck American niggers to understand the Metric system?

'Merican niggers who graduate HS can't even do algebra, and are barely litterate.

> lol @ dumbass white people expecting 'merican Niggers to learn a "metric" system without crying racism.

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Do you eat breakfast or are you a fucking faggot?
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That explains Africa I guess
>you're not working off calories
What do you think the body is doing all the hours before you eat?
t. jealous hambitch
>you're not working off calories
Ah shit you're right when I spend the entire next day moving about those calories that I ate the night before are in stasis and are not being used (fucking idiot)


The average caloric limit to maintain weight is around 2000 calories. To put that into perspective, a Big Mac is a little under 600 calories. A milkshake is about 350, as well is a slice of pizza. You could each one of those items and still far under 2000.

>Not healthy shit
Well then include healthy shit too you double nigger, of course EXCLUSIVELY eating fast food and sweets will kill you. How does it feel to be retarded

For me it's the Pumping spice latte.
The best fall snack.
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No... more like 520 I think. A ridiculous amount when there's good old fashioned black coffee as an alternative. But good anti-hipster hipster regurgitation.
who is she, is she from BLACKED?
How do you know?
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Favourite whisky?
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no they stopped doing 12 because of lack of production
they went non age statement
>Bought this for my father last chrismas to drink on speciall occasions.
>He is saving it for a speciall occasion.
> He now has thyroid cancer...
>Can't drink alcohol (pipe in throat, might die before we get to share it...)
>Can't even see the bottle witout getting teary eyes.
>Don't know it's taste
Does it taste good? Did I do good anon?
>Thinking of takeing a glass with him anyways (6 month to live)

Why? Was that not their most popular product? Shit.

I regret finishing up my last bottle of it. It felt like such a safe bet.
Glenfiddich 18yo
Jim Beam or Buffalo Trace, usually. Old Forester at my local cigar lounge, since they don't carry Jim Beam for some reason

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What's the angriest you've ever been at a customer?
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Bro chances are they wouldn't have been satisfied anyway. Sure they might all get drunk and spend a ton of money that night but I doubt they would return, and that's all that really matters is retention rate.

Better to not have to deal with that bullshit. Plus the bottom line is they insulted someone working there, and if you let your staff get shit on and don't defend them you are going to have a group of low morale, uncaring workers.
>the physical manifestation of /pol/'s brand of autism

>kept me on the clock 20 mins late

how the fuck do you deal with that shit. I get putting up with bullshit when you're on the clock and getting paid for it, go ahead and waste the time I'm paid for, but fuck wasting my own time dealing with their bullshit. Throw that shit to your manager and clock out.
i will fucking kill you
As someone else who worked at Papa Johns, the conversation would go something like:
>Hey Manager, can we do <thing>, the customer specifically requested it.
Then the manager is either gonna reply,
>Sure Anon
>Nah fuck that entitled cunt
And then you can say
>Okay, we can do <thing>
>Sorry, no exceptions
If the manager's not there, just do it unless it's obviously retarded like triple of everything on a small (the pizza won't cook correctly and it's a health thing)

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>just saw a video where ramsay cooks rice that looks like utter shit

>I've been cooking rice since i was 11,mastered the techniques and was praised by my chef multiple times

has there been any food that Ramsay can't cook perfectly?
he can cook good quality french restaurant cuisine, which is highly systematised. he can cook individual components perfectly. he can make great mashed potato, fillet and sear a fish, make a great veloute and some little sea vegetables and pickles and put it on a plate. but i doubt he can do a 'perfect' version of many classic dishes. the people who can do something 'perfectly' are the people who have been doing it and only it all their lives.
then im perfect at masturbating

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Favourite hors d'oeuvres?

For me, it is the olive with garlic centre.

Tiny, tasty and incredibly healthy.

And you?
Does hors devours mean stuff you eat before food? If so peanuts. Makes the beer go down faster.

Once i invited a girl to dinner and made small crackers with butter and mushed beans but she didnt like them.

Dirty whore.

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>People who spend their time on /ck/ posting about eating fast food

Get a real income and cook for yourselves you plebs

Cooking food > buying food
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>tfw get my fetish in the kitchen as well as the bedroom
That dude clearly does not know the touch of a women, let alone having got one to marry him.
Oh no, some retard on 4chan discarded some other retard's opinion. You sure rekt him, friend.
>fast food is food
For retards, children still sucking on their momma's teet, and fat pieces of shit too fucking lazy to cook for themselves.

Which one are you?
Kill yourself, /utg/ samefag kike.

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german friend again here... are donuts typically at all American morning meetings? Is it customary for you to take turns bringing, and how many donuts do you estimate per person, at least 2 right? Bear with me, I still struggling with your customs and waterbeers. Thanks.
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depends on where you are
in TX we have donut/kolache joints all over the place and people are always bringing them for basically any get-together.
Now that looks pretty tasty, how is it different from a danish exactly?
buc-cees nigga
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If you google kolache you'll find something much different from what Texans know as kolaches. The Texan ones are more similar to Klobasnek.


Pic related, Texan kolaches. I miss Texas.
Not reading OP...

Post meals you have cooked and other Anons compliment or bully you.
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that looks very disappointing
nice, how was the roux? looks about the right consistency
it looks sad
Fuck i forgot to take a photo about my cook today
btw today i cooked a Stir Mushroom Cha with oyster sauce
unironically tasty.

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I wish Costco would have a sample free day weekly or monthly. I really hate trying to do my shopping only to be trampled by roaming herds of elderly people feasting on samples while they push around an empty cart...

>honestly America, quit being such a bunch of Jews, it's only a square of dry toast.

I never sampled anything. In, shop, out, that's my motto.
>>honestly America, quit being such a bunch of Jews, it's only a square of dry toast.

> 2017

It's now trendy for 'Merican liberals to love Muslims & hate Jews...
So you're new here...

Foods you've never tried, but want to.
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Every party in Icaland, well when host bothers to prepare something more than tortilla and dip.
Kebab is garbage meat that's why it is popular to europoors
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We are two of soul. Couldn't have replied any better, reading your post made my mouth water, and just when I thought you forgot the egg (I think just yolk is better) there it was.
It's good to know someone else of this board knows how to eat tartare.
He's a yuropoor who can't even get seedless grapes
Just say lye fish, that's what it is.
Tastes like soap, smells fucking horrible.

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You wake up tomorrow and you find out you're only allowed to eat one type of fruit for the rest of your life.

Which do you pick?

pic related for me
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Am i constrained by one variety of a particular fruit?

If no, then mangoes. The different varieties of plum range from very mango, coconut, lemon meringue.

If yes, flavor king pluot.
Conventional wisdom says apples, because those are tasty as fuck, cheap, and abundant.

However, technical terminology demands that I say tomato, so I don't lose out on every recipe with tomato in it.
Apples. Without apples how could you have applesauce, apple cider, or apple pie?
blueberries. fucking goat and makes you poop blue too.

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>order a pizza
>can I have (same thing I order every time)
>is that for (insert my address)
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You know they can see your number, right? It's tied to an address in their computer.
:3 the best. I love it when a bartender remembers what I ordered.
Maybe he doesn't order pizza 5 days out of the week?
Stay triggered, kike.

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I went to see 'The Founder' at my local Netflix and was blown out of my seat by the incredible story of a man and his dream.

Soon after, I had the sudden urge to go to McDonald's® and order a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese® , hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola® !

Needless to say, I was Lovin' It™ .

Has this legit happened to anyone else?
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That's like a perfect 2/3 on your nutrition for a tiny person like you, what's the problem?
Since we're having a McDowels thread, anyone try their new tenders? They're not as overbreaded as the old selects but otherwise the meat is identical.

I got a 10 piece and was thinking "man these fuckers are over priced" then I saw how much chicken I got.
fuck off /tv/ keep your pasta to yourself
>Implying /tv/ likes good movies and shows.
>my local Netflix

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