AdventurefulsCaramel Chocolate ChipSamoas / Caramel deLitesDo-si-dos / Peanut Butter SandwichNEW! ExploremoresLemonadesLemon-UpsTagalongs / Peanut Butter PattiesThin MintsToffe-tasticTrefoilsfor me, it's samoas
>>21788687Girl Scout cookies are great when high, but so is every other kind of cookie
>>21785703Caramel Delites. I haven't had them in ages, I might get some next year
I wish they'd sell just the vanilla, the chocolate is garbage.
>>21785703
I like taking the girl scouts into the little girl's room and having their cookie my own way.
>>21790268Nothing to do for the Christmas season but spam 4gooks? God it must suck to be as pathetic as (You).
>>21790286Maybe that's why the mods leave it up, they just feel bad for him.
Average NYC eater with its average NYC pizza or "slice" as they call it. Now it is trying to say neon orange pizza is actually coveted and a sign of quality. If you're actually a baker and not some random jackass, you know high quality mozzarella doesn't turn orange at all,but browns. More idiotic romanticized cope. Maybe next they'll say NYC has special smog and rat shit and that is the real secret!
>>21790211you're gay but this dude is even gayer
>>21790211Pizza without toppings is just greasy cheesy bread.
>get 750 ml bottle of irish cream in church white elephant exchange>drink that in about a week>go to costco and get a 1.5 liter bottle of irish cream>drink that in 2 weeks, cheers dudes when I play vidya>start to feel like an alchoholicdid I drink the big bottle too fast, I guess it might be dangerous because it doesnt taste like piss compared to straight spirts
>>21789320Ah fuck I'm already 6'2 and 250 guess I better not get a new one when i go to costco for christmas. I guess its chocholate milk and kirkland rum again
It’s super comfy to sip when smoking weed.
>>21789279Based analyzer
>>21789220But that shit in cocoa, trust me bro!
>>21789220irish cream is only a little stronger than wine, 750ml every night would be pushing it. that much in a week puts you at about 'one glass of wine a night' boomer tier non-drinking
Post you're kitchens /ck/>finally finished renovating mine>new sink>new countertops >new appliances >new backsplash and wallpaper>resurfaced cabinets >just needs a new coat of paint
>single basin sink>counter space that's all corners and small segments instead of one big area>range hood that's mostly just a decorationI hate kitchens designed by people who don't cook. I have one exactly like this but with a worse stove and I hate it.>>21790075no it's not. single sink is awful for kitchens. you want two sinks so you can put dirty shit in one and still have an empty side to drain pasta and wash vegetables in.
>>21790093lets see your sink pal
>>21790093>leaving dirty dishes in your sink >draining your pasta>washing your vegetables with dirty dishes in your sink You don't cook, pal.
>A room full of cupboards and drawers >So many that they take up bench space>Shit scattered all over the place instead of being put in the cupboards and drawers
>>21789949Saar this is not your kitchen saar please giv back to timmy.
>>21790246Genuinely kill yourself, frogspammer.
does your husband even exist? pic unrelated
No
>>21790254You're a friendless faggot. Die.
So my husband punched me in the face because I put pesto in his lasagna. What kind of man treats his wife like this?
>>21790221>>21790222>>21790226>>21790233>>21790241stop bumping the thread retards
>>21790242Why
domestic violence isn't funny or cool
>>21790219put ricotta in the lasagna you fucking worthless cunt.
>>21790247Correct. It's hilarious.
whatcha drankin?whatcha agin? recommend holiday wines
>>217892552023 Domaine Désiré Petit Arbois "La Bidode"2019 Domaine Courbet Côtes du Jura Tradition
Mendocino Chenin Blanc tonight
>>21781478It’s arrived!
>>21785296>When you guys are in the slums, what do you resort to?Chilean wine
what're our thoughts on english bubbles? on paper i hate the price but love the technicals.
Dough:>600 ml lukewarm water + 2 tbsp sea salt, mix until dissolved>add 1 cup 00 flour and hand mix until dissolved>add 1/5 tsp instant dry yeast and mix>add 7 more cups 00 flour, mix until uniform mass, rest for 20-30 min>knead on floured surface until smooth and elastic, form into ball, and let it rise in an oiled and sealed container for 18 hours at room temp>partition dough 5 ways and shape into tight smooth balls>rise at room temp for another 6 hours (you can then refrigerate)Sauce:>hand crush 1 tin San Marzano tomatoes until slightly chunky and silky in consistency>add 1 1/2 tsp sea salt + 10 torn basil leavesShaping The Pizza:>let dough come to room tempComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
> scissors i stopped reading right here
>>21789484that's the end of the post anon
>>21789043No it isn’t, Juan.
>>21789039>>21789353The essence of pizza is the dough (bread).If you are not making sourdough you are still noob level.If you have good quality ingredients you dont need more than cheese and tomato sauce.
>>21788748Will ape pee flour work alright? I don’t have 00
Actual cooking or recipes edition. No tiktok ragebait spam this time. Go to the other thread for that horseshit.
>>21790147They don't
>>21789749Capellini is the OG way of serving pesto.
>>21790112>>21790131Point still stands it's already sweet enough why turn it into a literal dessert
>>21790197people like sugar, a lot. this isn't top secret knowledge.
>>21781435native americans used every part of the crab
Barrel Aged Malort edition. Coworkers introduced me to it during a happy hour. Nasty shit, but has now become a long running joke to look forward to our next swig when our shifts become unbearable.
How did their cumshots taste? I'm guessing like garlic.
>>21790168better than malort
Discuss recipes, share pictures, etc. What's your favorite flavor? Do you prefer sorbet, ice cream, no churn? with eggs?I plan to try the Macadamia nut brittle. I just happen to randomly taste the Häagen-Dazs and fell in love with it. So now I want to try mine. I often do this, taste some industrial/junk food and then make it better (and cheaper) at home. It's the second one I tried, the first one was a banana and was a total fiasco.
>>21789727The main trick is whipping up the cream until it has stiff peaks.This adds air to the mixture and creates the ice cream consistency.A hand blender will do but its not impossible to do manually; it will give you a workout however.Use coconut sugar for healthier sweetener, will also give slight caramel tones.Condensed milk is unnecessary, though it can help with consistency/texture.
>>21789799>Maybe just not enough i suppose?Nah they were bitter, even.>>21789805Great post. Thanks, noted.
>>21789982Apologies, I meant not enough volume of banana compared to the milk. Not that they weren't brown enough
>>21789993Oh I see, my bad. Yeah you're probably right, considering it was rather bland, I'll put more next time.
Cheesecake is so fucking good.
>>21781395Disgusting. Tastes like soneones armpit.
brothers give me ideas for an oreo cheesecake. i need one to impress my peersthe last one i did was a regular cheesecake but with an oreo bottom crust and another oreo crust on top (like its a giant oreo haha) and then a chocolate ganache drizzle over the whole thing. looked cute but the flavor was just too overly chocolate, plus the top crust was too hard and it made cutting into the thing a pain. i am open to suggestions
>>21790047then how come I don't get a boner when I eat cheesecake
>>21790058If you’re separating the cookies for the crust you could use the spare filling to put a thin layer on top (maybe mix with whipped cream if pure filling is too thick). Also apply some crushed wafers to the sides.Alternatively don’t make a crust and pipe the cooked, cooled cheesecake onto the Oreo wafer halves.
>>21790072>then how come I don't get a boner when I eat cheesecakeNTA but you're the weird one then i constantly get erections from good food
