square has a place in our hearts, /ck/
>>21790691Probably because it doesn't burn your tongue and the roof of your mouth while you desperately suck in air to cool it off.
>>21791655The totinos party pizzas I make in the toaster oven look better than this.
>>21791655I lived in CT for 9 years and never got around to having this but I guess it's more of a Cape Cod thing?
>>21792339North shore, mainly Salisbury beach and Hampton beach; Tripoli also has locations in Methuen & Lawrence and there’s a place in Haverhill called “NH Beach Pizza” that’s second tier but they sell a frozen version in local Market Baskets. It’s really a unique style, more than it looks; the sauce is very sweet, the cheese is provolone, the crust is thin and crisp but also somehow dense and bready.
>>21791655No one does pizza like we Yankees!
Why do I hate this shit?
>>21791903amerinigger cope
>>21791847You can totally believe it’s not butter.
>>21791854>>21791955get back in line.
>>21791847because it's a crock.>>21791856>I can enjoy other kinds of margarineface the wall.
>>21791847I can't get my parents to stop eating it. They're really health-conscious in most areas but there's no convincing boomers that this stuff is any different than butter. Sad.
What's your favorite hot sauce?
went to the hot festival a few months ago, guy gave me a sample of his hottest and i bought a bottleit got really thick near the end so I pour some white vinegar in and shake it. The disclaimer reads:MADE IN A COTTAGE FOOD OPERATION THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FLORIDA'S FOOD SAFETY REGULATIONS.
>>21791307Why are you brown?
>>21785843I wrote this pasta nearly 10 years ago and you faggots are still posting it and seething over it lmaoIt's a surreal kind of feel
>>21791565Too rude with the IPA
I made a liver cake today, /ck/.Have you ever had liver cake? Do you like liver at all?
>>21792096What makes it a cake?>>21792125>>21792345Who are those people
>>21792391>What makes it a cake?mental illness>Who are those peoplementally ill persons
>>21792391>What makes it a cake?The arrangement, it's several liver patties layered on each other with mayonnaise and sauteed carrots + onions inbetween.
>>21792096Neat
>>21792096I’d rather just have some liver spread or braunschweiger on some toasted bread
>>21789542If you're making the rice and beans you may as well make the chicken while you are at it and save even more money. It's just cooking a breast in some sauce.
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>>21788750>>21789072>>21789462>is that....IS THAT AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR FOOD? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S SOULLESS IT'S JOYLESS IT'S ZOGSLOPwhat causes this mental illness?
>>21788082They're going to x3 the price in under 6 months. Cap me. >>21788216You might as well make your own meat too if you're doing everything else. With Taco Bell, I sometimes use my own sour cream and pickled jalapenos at home, just because they'll charge you 80 cents for jalapenos and still skimp you with 3 little slices.
>>21789542>>21788216How are you guys making rice and beans in 5 minutes? Are you using minute rice?
Alcohol is such a goddamn shitty pairing with food. Shit taste and overpriced. Weed is 10x the pairing.
>>21792380>this is not a thing and will not be a thing.here's the top 10 from the William Reed Worlds 50 Best Restaurants list for 2025>Maidoexplicit juice pairing>Asador Etxebarrino information on pairings at all>Quintoniljuice pairings>DiverXOjuice pairings>Alchemistobviously>Gagganoptional wine or juice pairingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>21791487You can't beat a good boozy buzz
>>21791513>wine is a candy drinkyou're drinking shit wine, bro
weed makes you smell like shit>not if you don’t smoke it!yes, even edibles make you smell like shit>but so does alcohol!not nearly as bad>b-b-but!sober up before trying to have a conversation kiddo
>>21791487ultimate pairing is 10 straight hours of harsh labor in subzero temperatures, then warmth + food + liquor and then 20 hours of sleep
Why haven't you taken the leekpill yet?
>>21790885thanks educated anon
>>21790885Very cool, gl with your studies
>>21790743I am like 75% likely to get a dead rotting moth in between leek blades every time I get one
>>21790829I'd prefer if Suppengrün would contain parsley root like in Poland too.
>>21790885ahhh this must be one of those "professional student" milliennials i hear about that are scared to enter the workplace
luv me some pralinesweet as a nut
>>21790428based rare praline enjoyer
>>21789466yes its from greek ionian islands which have italian culinary stuff
If he was an ice cream flavor, he'd be"Pralines, and Dick"
>>21791320but praline is french
>>21791710Based Wayne's World poster.
does anyone else here make your own soda syrups? i just finished cooking up a batch of root beer syrup
>>21791823fuck the syrup I want a cheap soda setup with giant industrial welder bottles of CO2
I have in the past, yes.
>>21791823I just finished a batch of man syrup , your mom has it now if you want to put it in your soda
>>21791823nobody over the age of 12 should drink soda, fatass.
You could afford a house and feed a family of four doing that before (((they))) took the dollar off the gold standard
I dislike that Christmas food is treated as inherently meaningful when it’s mostly mediocre, and I resent the expectation to enjoy it
>>21791794>he’s too Poor to afford prime rib or at the very least roast beef
>>21791794It's just good food. Many no longer have the time or money to prepare such feasts any more, so having it in itself is meaningful.
>>21792414Christmas is for ham.
>complaining that holiday food is mediocre>food they they themselves makeit’s always fascinating to watch people tell on themselves like this.
ugh!
Is Turkish food the retarded stepchild of the Mediterranean? It's obviously not as famous as Italian food, Spanish food, and French food, but I'd argue it's also a step below Greek food, Moroccan food, and Algerian food. It's nothing special, and the few times I've had it I've found it way too oily and greasy.
>>21790522>With very little exception, there is nothing Greek that isn't also Turkish. It's literally all the same shit blah blahyou seem upset anonhow about you lay back and relax with some treats:>pastitsio baked pasta layered with spiced beef and béchamel sauce>fava cream of yellow split-peas topped with onions capers and olive oil>dakos barley rusks topped with chopped tomatoes, feta, and oregano>avgolemono chicken soup thickened with an egg-lemon sauce>chochlioi pan-fried snails, typically seasoned with rosemary and vinegar>htapodi / octopus slow-braised in a rich red wine sauce and shallots>pan-seared hard white cheese saganaki until golden and bubbly>pinkish taramosalata savory dip made from cured fish roe>crispy, herb-filled tomato fritters / tomatokeftedesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>21792286Wow. Eight dishes out of 3000. You must be proud.>And half of those eight are stolen from Italy lmao
I am an Ottoman cuisine enjoyer. Probably my 2nd or 3rd favourite cuisine
>>21789531>Is Turkish food the retarded stepchild of the Mediterranean?Yes. But that's still pretty good compared to the rest of the World. I'm Swedish and I'll rather have what the Turks have than what we have.
>>21790522The addition of pork is just that much of a game changer
how do i eat it
>>21791458>the first bite is always the worstface the wall.
>>21792075>an adult can't seriously order a sandwich called "the baconator" out loudThats not even the worst offender.
>>21791420With your Mouth Boy……with your Fucking Mouth….
>>21791458This is exactly what you do. Then go wash your hands and face afterwards. Maybe change your shirt if necessary.
>>21792382why? you wanna fuck my tight ass up against it you gay little faggot?
ain't done this in years
>>21791526Pickled radish is a common component in kimbap
>>21791504>No fishNigga are you serious?
>>21791947>tomago?
>>21792406Hey, tomaygo tomahgo.
Rate your sushi? Alright, man. To be completely honest, I'll give it a 7 out of 10. It may not look "fancy" but it looks tasty and if a friend had me over for dinner and served me this I would be pleased.
What the fuck was this monstrosity supposed to be?
>>21789955Saar blody
>>21790186>sous vide machine>deep frying machine>trufflesTruly something anyone can scrounge out of their kitchen.
>>21789954King sized ultra krabby patty double batter fried (not) on a stick
>>21790644it just looks like a pile of slopMarco is going senile
>>21789954Perfect for my Gram!!!Just made $100,000 in the last hour btw! #Winning!
i just got this on warehouse deals for $80
>>21791252you got fucking hosed.
>>21792343Cheap fucks getting alzheimer, pottery.
>chinkshit :/>"""gourmet""" chinkshit with big markup :O>the mark refuses to believe he was scammedpottery
>>21792360Why are you talking about yourself in plural?
>>21792364You know how people are. The universe will shift before him admitting he was wrong.
