We do things a little differently in the heartland.
>>21800844>thinking you can make sweeping statements after looking at two photos
>>21801237How? Well for starters you think pizzas have families.
>>21801238yes
>>21800844nta but if you've never had happy joes (and I bet you haven't) then you'd know it's very much its own thing
gross
Would you eat at an establishment with a salacious name?
cheap millennial gimmick
The KKK used to run a chain of doughnut shops but it went understandably out of business which is a shame because they really were very good doughnuts.
>>21800758>happy new years david
>>21786958MCDONALD'S STEAK EGG AND CHEESE BAGEL. ROCK OVER LONDON. ROCK ON CHICAGO.
>>21800696 >>21800699 >>21800700 >>21800703 >>21800710>t. quaker faker The correct answer is you don't need lightbulbs when you have the Inner Light.
What am I in for?
>>21801182I'm surprised you've never tried out of curiosity, I've always had the urge in any career I dip my toes into to taste whatever it is I work with (when/if safe) because it's a really underappreciated sense to use outside of just eating foodI've eaten a lot of dirt, licked lots of rocks and metal, but yeah maybe ear wax is worse and not exactly as safe or legitimately relevant to your work. I'm still posting this but I've realized this is pretty gross to suggest with ear wax
>>21801182>>21801407you have never stuck a finger in your ear and then put it in mouth? it is just bitter/tart
>>21801413Just did it, it really is just bitter/tart, more than I expected. Way less gross after getting it in my mouth than I anticipatedUsing this time to remind anyone who's not on game with kitty cats that they like licking earwax and will bond with you really fast if you give yours to them
/ewg/ incoming
>>21801182Can confirm. It's really horribly bitter and tasted close to the real thing.
Im making Prime rib, twice baked potatoes, yorkshire puddings, what's a good veggie to go along with it?
>>21797002All that connective tissue, the white rubbery slimy fat. Like chewing on a super ball. Makes me gag just thinking about it.
>>21797002I'd go for asparagus personally.
>>21797062your adulting is impressive sir, have my upvote
>>21800953this is why nobody invited you for dinner.
>ingredients that ruin a burger
>>21794153Canned mushrooms. If you're too lazy to saute mushrooms on the side while the patty is frying, then don't bother wtih mushrooms at all.
>>21800645STRIKE A LIGHT
>>21794312>Per tablespoonJust admit that mayonnaise is 90% fat.
Anything in a fucking brioche bun. The French use it as a sweet thing, not savoury. They put chocolate spread or fruit on it, like a croissant. I hope whichever retard decided to put meat in a brioche bun and everyone copied them gets AIDS.
egg and any real cheese
What's the difference between this and "authentic" German bratwurst? Looks the same to me.
>>21797861>>21797870americans add corn syrup to their brats
>>21799197This. We have Schaller & Weber on the UES and I get German food from there all the time. I know how lucky I am to have them.
>>21797874... no? Eating bratwurst outside of a bbq is considered plebeian and in poor taste.
>>21797887Not even German but you don’t know shit
>>21799571Mass produced brats in Germany have dextrose in them. That's the same thing as corn syrup
What would you change, if anything, about this sandwich?
>>21794072That's some wishful thinking. The shit on that sandwich is at best a distant cousin to turkey.
>>21793705make the bread sourdough, the cheese should be swiss and cheddar, the meat should be turkey and ham. add salt and pepper to the tomato, more mustard, add spicy pickled italian peppers. it should be made by a woman otherwise I don't want it.>>21794175that sounds incredible, but if your sandwich isn't made by a woman it's not a sandwich.
>>21793705When I pile on that much meat, I tend to intersperse mayo with the layers, otherwise it can be dry.
Why do americans stack ridiculous amounts of meat on their sandwiches?
>>21801248It tastes good.
this. this is the bread i like. that cheap "italian" or "french" shit that used to be $1. don't you?
>>21798719>Hyvee>CaliforniaRetard.
>>21798687They still sell loaves at my local store for $1, it's pretty much the only bread I buy
Bread is bread, I have to admit.
>>21798719Judging by your spelling, you don’t live in America at all.
>>21798687Love that kind of trashy bread. It's not at all good for you but man I love it.
Noob here, couple questions about pic rel:1. Is lean turkey chili good or is beef the only viable choice?2. In Yurop we don't have premade chili seasoning. Can I make my own somehow?3. Is it necessary to top it with sour cream or cheese or tortilla chips? Or can I eat it plain?
>>21795902> Is lean turkey chili good or is beef the only viable choice?It works but I add beans so what do I know. Fu/ck/ y’all. this nigga eatin beans
>>21795902>Can I make my own somehow?Yes, easily.Off the top of my head, it's sugar, salt, paprika, cayenne, ground cumin, ground coriandre seed, black pepper.
Skip the hot dogs and perhaps cut down or leave out the barbecue sauce unless you like sweet undertones to the chili. This is a fairly basic chili recipe so adjust to your own taste.
>>21800566I'm talking about chili spice bend, not powdered chili, ya goof.
>>21801057what? You don't just magically put it in water and it turns into chili LMAO
Should I be using a toaster oven over a traditional oven for pre made food items? Worth it?
i've used it for frozen fries and croquettes and duchess potatoes and cutlets and fish so i'd say yes it works>Worth it?depends on what you mean by that. i find it convenient to be able to make a small batch without turning on my regular sized oven. but i probably wouldn't buy it just for that.
>>21801112You should be using a toaster oven for all food items.Especially pizza.
>>21801112mine replaced my oven its just better in every way at everything
>>21801112It's all about the size. Toaster ovens are more efficient for small loads.
Corn and Salt. What more could you possibly ask for (and don't say some smart ass shit like water or beef, I'm just saying corn and salt are a good snack.)?
They’re like a bag full of the unpopped popcorn kernels. Which are delicious.
for me it's ranch
>>21800862why is such a cheap food excusively packaged as a luxury snack item? why can't I just buy big generic plastic bags of fried corn?
>>21800886I chipped a tooth on an unpopped kernel
>>21800862Those rule. I get them in bulk out of the barrels. Big bag for cheap. I love WINCO.
What are you doing with those holiday leftovers, anon? I've got a pot of split pea soup going with the ham bone from yesterday's dinner
>>21800857>I have a ton of beef jerky and corn nutsBought or gifted?
I said something racist at Thanksgiving so to "punish" me my family only gifted me ethnic food. My mom gave me some Mexican food stuff, my sister gave me some Indian food stuff, other sister gave me some Korean stuff, and my brother is a bro so he just gave me tequila.I think their message fell a bit flat because all this does is prove we don't need these people in our country to cook the food. But anyways...I know how I'm going to use everything I got except these two things>coconut milk>gochujangWhat are you supposed to do with this shit.
>>21800706Do poor people really?
>>21800706Cold meat and chips and salad on Boxing Day Maybe a pie today (turkey and ham)Maybe make a load of curry, freezing a load. Don’t know how well you can freeze minestrone (obviously not with the pasta added)
>>21800706I dried a lot of my leftover ham. I froze the ham hock for later use. Any other uses for leftover ham??
I currently got some chicken in the crockpot waiting so I can shred it but it's taking too long.I'm starting to dig into this tub of coleslaw I got from the store.I don't know why I do this to myself. I just want some shredded meat I can put on a bun with a few pickles but here we fucking are.
>>21800971No, the image is correct on my phone. Beyond that it's nmp.
>>21800995Looking flavorful, I hope you’re still hungry after the slaw.
>>21801037Fuck off you NPC bot piece of shit. Real people don't say generic shit like this.
Oh great, here comes the cunt who thinks we give a fuck about his bitter opinions. What a fucking cunt he is.
We got some Taco Beef going,Guess what comes next?
>>21801115Apologies for the mistake. You're similarly wooden.
>>21801118Wooden and unconvincing yes
>>21801118>>21801111>>21801105
>>21801134
OP samefagging, it's blatant.
lemme guessyou need more
>>21795747Maybe another egg and 2 more bacon strips.
>>21800673>untoasted bread>no edges on the egg>hash brown patty looks it was barely heatedThat anon looks likes his food raw.
>>21795747So, umm, where's the toast, the tomato slices, home fries with a spoonful of white gravy on them? Maybe a beer or two on the side and some smokes for later? Geez, I might as well have stayed home.
>>21795747I need eggs that aren't flipped upside down, only retards do this.
Should have taken a pic the ither day- sausage, bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and pancakes. Never make any more, less or different. Mmmmmm.
