What restaurants are open on Christmas Day? McDonald’s, Waffle House, IHOP and morehttps://www.providencejournal.com/story/lifestyle/food/2025/12/23/are-mcdonalds-burger-king-open-on-christmas-day-see-fast-food-hours/87885771007/
>>21797600story?
>>21799223You're supposed to tell us how it went after you take your shot. We are waiting patiently.
>>21799173I know of a Chinese restaurant near the border that's open on Christmas. The staff are mostly Mexican and the owner is chinaman fluent in Spanish.
>>21797709I doubt jews are bothered they can afford to eat anything with their family while Anon suffers
>>21799173Mine is all Chinese and also most regular people including spics don't go to church
how am I supposed to eat this stuff?
>>21798174I only have six (30mg) of them leftDid I miss my chance to abuse them? Do I need to go break my foot again?
>>21799376No. Just crush them all up and snort them. Or better yet, mix the powder with 3 shots of liquor and drink it. That's how I used to do when I was a chemical cowboy.
>>21799379I've really been saving them to mix them with a psychedelic (or to take for real pain), but I am not sure that will be a worthwhile combination.
>>21799376Pls send them to me, anon. That's a week worth for me :,(
>>21799381Yes, save them for pain. I wouldn't mix with hallucinogens.
Never forget what they took from you
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>>21799334How fucking old is this meme
>>21799348Atleast a decade at this point
>>21793823You are getting footlong subs for 5 to 7 dollars?What state is this?
We ate early this year. Here's our spread. Show yours, if applicable!
>>21798491/pol/ here, i don't care how evil of a retarded bitch she is, that pussy ain't gonna eat itself; i will gladly eat her pussy 9 hours a day minimum.
Here's mine, Moggs most of the slop here
>>21798023>>21798027looks like shit you fuckin greasy guinea goomba wop dago
>>21799486You would say that? On my Mudda's birtday?
>>21798977Reusable clam shaped dishes so you can just use the meat and not the shell
me and momberg spent a really long time on this yule logsay something nice about it
>>21799346is it a Baumkuchen cake roll?
>>21799346I...I have NO choice in the matter...
>>21799346>spent a really long time on this yule logwhat
>>21799346Very high quality log, how was the taste?
>>21799346shroom on the 'log
>ice cream truck pulls up on hot summer day>”hello there little boy! What would you like today?”>”can I get vanilla ice cream… umm fudge swirl and uhhh peanut butter cups?”>”ahh yes, moose tracks! My f…”>the sound of helicopter blades quickly begins to fill the air and red laser lights pock the surfaces of the ice cream truck driver and the small child. Unmarked black vans speed around every corner and come to halt near the truck. Men in black suits begin to emerge, guns clipped to their sides. They converge on the pair, one holding a clipboard in his hand.>”I need you to see your proof of payment for the licensing of that frozen dairy product flavor, sir.”How do they get away with this shit?
Most places just change the name. I grew up in Michigan but Moose Tracks always seemed like the bootleg because its far less common than Deer Traxx
Ok so I tried to make myself bone broth from leftover bones and I wanted to also keep the lard (or schmaltz as the jews call it) but this SHIT STINKS gawd dayum. I think I'll stick to butter and seed oil I'm ngl.. also theres small little particles I couldnt seem to filter out with my sieve
>>21798035It's ok OP as long as you learn you can be better at anything.
>>21799195>how do you obtain the fat in that way? it seems a bit wasteful to use the ground beef just to make tallow. If anything I'd want to obtain the animal fat as a byproduct of my usual meals.idk, I have never found any use for perfectly browned ground beef, so I toss it in the garbage
>>21799241anon are you being sarcastic with me?? :/ I wouldnt mind if u explained it to me because personally I always just throw in the beef into like a bolognaise or sth so idk i never just cooked ground beef, then sieved out the oil and used the fatless beef for a sauce.. is that what you are saying youre doing?
>>21799195You are rendering with already cooked fat?
>>21799438?
Idk what I was even doing making this
The texture is okayish but eating this pizza tastes like spraying a can of aerosol olive oil into your mouth and the crust is hard and salty because I don't have yeast. 3/10. Maybe a 1/10 if you have other options Merry Christmas >>21799469I don't have those I had to use canadian bacon
>>21799475>I don't have those I had to use canadian baconWhere is it? Are you from pre 2000's? It's just called ham when you put it on pizza now.
>>21799458looks ok. i get the pizza making urge sometimes. merry christmas
>>21799458Is that fake, pre-grated "cheese"?
>>21799458You literally just need to mix water and flour for a few days and you will have a sourdough starter.Then you could have a proper and fluffy sourdough focaccia pizza.Never need to buy yeast again.
>be me>fell for the carbon steel wok meme>start cooking asian style stir frys at home>love the food>but family starts bashing me for the intense smell of aromatics, spices and some oil smoke>now the wok sits in a drawer and I stopped using itwhat do?
>>21797378Behead enemies of garlic
>>21797448Gay fucking elitist coastal faggot.
>>21797270>UGH WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL?>ARE YOU FUCKING COOKING AGAIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!>WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM STINKING UP THE HOUSE WITH THOSE DELICIOUS SMELLS>FUCK YOU I'M GONNA EAT CARDBOARD YOU FAGGOTThis is their mindset, this is pic of me
>>21798442You know you can cook for your family too?
>>21798442i know i moved out 4 months after i turned 18. didnt see my mom again until i was 31. my first meal was my gfs pussy. and then some vegan slop she would make like macaroni and nasty fake cheese with ketchup
I'll be home alone tonight, so going to spend it eating leftovers and watching food stuff on youtube. What are some good youtube channels these days?
>>21799300>youtubeNo wonder you're alone.
Will Tennyson.
>>21799300kings and generals. funhaus for parasocial fun
Blowing with Babesh
>>21799300Why don't you ask where to find the Venture Bro's series instead of "durr youtube" or at least ask which Christmas movies are good.
Actual cooking or recipes edition. No tiktok ragebait spam this time. Go to the other thread for that horseshit.
>>21797706No
>>21781332Brown hands.... aaaand nope.
>>21781131>>>/wsg/6058382
>>21784448bro that was just a leg
>>21794927so much want
>ingredients that ruin a burger
>>21794153Avocado
>>21794155ketchup is a balance to raw onion
>>21794153tomatoes that arent freshtoo much crunchy white lettucemayobrown mustard
tomatoeslettuceonions that are not diced
>>21795497the entire purpose of lettuce on the burger is to add crunchlettuce on the bottom of the burger wilts too quickly, ruining its entire purpose
We got some Taco Beef going,Guess what comes next?
>>21796974Nailed it, nice job anon.
>>21797805Thanks anon I do it for the board to enjoy :)
>>21796974I kneel, chef.
>>21796974F
>>21797477preferably you should be older than 10 when posting here
How do you deal with the "Holiday Food Critics"? For those who have to cook for family, friends, customers this season?
>>21795965Nothing is worse than the salt addicts complaining about not enough seasoning. All the food already has enough salt, if you add more you have already over salted your meal.
>>21795978>and that's fine.God I despise you spinless "people".
>>21795965Here's the quick guide to what is retard criticism and what is legit "you should improve" criticism. Not Legit:>Anything to do with MSG>Anything to do with seasoning being too much when it was properly applied - let these types add S&P at the table. >Picky Eater issues>People who prefer different doneness levels - they are wrong, but just cater to their dumb asses - it's easierLegit:>you swapped salt with sugar or vice versa>you didn't season at all>you failed to cook meat to the right temp>the food is under/over done>You used weird shit in the recipeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>21795965You thank these people for volunteering to cook for everyone next year.
>>21795965Nobody complains because I'm the best cook and everyone knows it. We used to have better Christmas dinners but the old best cook died.I think I'm improving every year though.
The perfect breakfast.
>>21795526I didn't get heartburn a single time in my life and then suddenly at 31 I started getting chest pains from esophagitis. Turns out I've been getting acid reflux all my life and I just never actually felt it.
>>21795515the diarrhea I had the other night kinda looked like that
>>21795518>>21795562>>21795566imagine being so unhealthy and mentally deficient that you think your condition is just the default for normal people
>>21795526looks good
>>21795591it’s beans, cheese, and pasta. These are easily digestible foods
