How fucking fat do you have to be to where drinking water is too much effort?
Let's see the ingredients
>>20435115It's goyslop full of sugar, another natural selection device.
How fucking gay do you have to be that you make this stupid fucking thread? As gay as OPs bitch ass, apparently. Get rekt, nigger :)
>>20435119Mmmm, sucralose and red 40. Yummy yummy. Just fuck my shit up, destroy my DNA. Oh yeah.
These things are cool because they have 0 calories, so diabetic whales flock to them without realizing that artificial sugars still cause your insulin to spike.
>>20435125Imagine spiking these with cyanide and killing every fat fuck on planet earth
>>20435119It's just cordial in a fancy package that doesn't employ anybody's dad to pick fruit.
>>20435109Where I grew up, people were like this. Everyone was fat and only drank soda, juice or beer. Everyone said I was weird for drinking water. Coincidentally I was the only one I knew who ended up not being obese. All my family and friends were/are all obese, and don't see a problem with it.
>>20435124Not to mention the dihydrogen monoxide they are drinking Won't someone think of the children
>>20435346>dihydrogen monoxideYou always know someone is a Reddit faggot when they say that. "Smart" enough to call people out for not wanting to consume unnecessary chemicals, but definitely not smart enough to confidently say they aren't harmful or actually know anything about the ingredients. Kill yourself.
Total fatty death
>>20435359Man, don't go looking at the chemical composition of your average piece of cheese.
hey, it's cheaper than gatorade.
>>20435109Fun fact, these killed a (faggot) localization translator that worked on Blue Archive when he kept using expired bottles because he bought them in bulk and didn't want to dump them.
>>20435577DubbadubbaHow?
>>20435580
>>20435599Sus. I'm betting that he faked his own death.
>le sus
>>20435385I don't think it's possible for you to have missed their point any more than you did.
>>20435119>buzzword spewer is incapable of readingImagine my shock.
>>20435840>sucralose isn't a sugarShut up, pseud.
>>20435119There isn't any sugar in it at all THOUGH. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>20435845>um ackshually it's a-0 sugar. It's a flavor enhancer for water. Go cry somewhere else.
>>20435845>says it is 'full of sugar'>can't even read where it says it contains no sugar>tries to wiggle out by mentioning Sucrose acetoisobutyrate (SAIB)>doesn't realise it is an emulsifier and isn't a sugar and even if it was a sugar it is 3rd from the bottom so it is in minor quantitiesyou're just a retard who couldn't be bothered to read the carb or total sugar amounts. Retard.
>>20435346>dihydrogen monoxideyou're hilarious dude, i wish i had gold to give!!!go back but first kys
>>20435845If it's a sugar, why doesn't it count towards calories?
>>20435125Except diabetics have to worry about carbs, not about insulin spikes. If their insulin goes up, blood glucose goes down, but that is immediately and infinitely safer and easier to fix than the opposite (too high). The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink. If it's the same issue, why add the calories to the problem? Don't be retarded.
>>20435872Because it can't be digested by humans. That doesn't mean it's not a sugar.
>>20435876>The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink.Nobody said it was. Drink water, you fat fuck.
>>20435877Fine, technically, but doesn't that eliminate most of the concerns people have with a drink being "full of sugar"?
>>20435871>making fun of influencer pseudoscience is reddit>being paranoid of every food thing you don't understand is le trve based and redpilled 4chan way
>>20435115let's see paul allen's card
>>20435109I... I like putting that in my club soda sometimes. Admittedly freshly squeezed lemon or lime is better....
>>20435109>>20435119It has electrolytes.
>>20435877come the fuck on dude
>>20435577>>20435599correlation is not causation
>>20436587Sorry bud, you shouldn't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>20435599Y he no go to hospital?
>>20436576
>>20436721You're the same type of fag that says tomatoes and mushrooms aren't vegetables. You're technically right but you're also conventionally wrong and sound like a total retard to anyone that already knows.
>>20435119>It's goyslop full of sugarThere is literally zero sugar in it
>>20436576It doesnt so
>>20435577Fun fact: dye and preservatives and fake sweeteners can't kill you, and dont expire
>>20436924>preservatives don't expireWhoops. You'd feel really silly if you knew the facts.
>>20435109i drink a bit over a gallon of water a day and sometimes i want a little variety outside of tea. this is better than chugging soda, so, sue me
>>20435346I usually enjoy a fresh sip of dideuterium monoxide straight from the reactor more.
>>20436795>conventionally wrongthat's not a thing, dummy.we deal in definitions, not fee fees.
>>20437164>I'm not fat, it's just all the heavy water!
I thought this was a tenga
>>20435109I greatly appreciate these.I weigh 50kg and have had zero appetite for food or water for a very long time, often eating and drinking nothing for an entire day. Never felt unhealthy but clearly its not good for me.I recently started eating at least one meal a day, and drinking at least 1.5L of water a day.These are the only reason I am able to convince myself to drink water, and frankly they might be saving my body.(I should add that im used to getting juice from concentrate in the UK, and that doesn't exist where am now in the US, so these shitty tiny guys are all I have)
>>20435109I buy these because they have caffeineAt my work I dont have any reliable way to brew tea so I just settled for this additive in my water for my daily source of caffiene.
>>20435109>Natural flavor with other natural flavorUh, what?
>>20439925Basically it means the ingredients aren’t synthetic. That’s what natural means in the food industry.
>>20435109My mother has diabetes and is always talking about how she needs a beverage, because she gets tired of drinking water.
AYY DIOS MIO
>>20439977your mother is a pussy
>>20435281i'm obese and i drink a lot of water
>>20436938the perfect pairing
>>20435599I kinda doubt it's related. If I were in that situation, I would definitely be Tweeting "hey I think that drinking [SPECIFIC NAME OF PRODUCT] made me so sick that I'm about to die" instead of being reticent about whatever the doctors were saying
>>20436721your argument has no utility and is pure pedantry
>>20435125>insulin spikesOk and?
>>20435599Haunting words
>>20441090but not only water
in April of 2020 I had a dentist shill these to me hard as fuck as a way to eliminate my one can of Coke a day. I knew they were hippy bullshit but he was really selling it. I ended up cutting soda, coffee and tea cold turkey anyway. needless to say I haven't been back to him.
>>20435119if you fucks could stop changing the definition of slop that'd be great
>>20435119>Waaaaah it's full of sugar! >contains no sugar>but muh goy muh goy muh goyBut muh sage, faggot.
>>20438329There is no one truth, dumbass. The truth is context related. If you deny that, you choose to be willfully autistic. That's a retarded choice.
>>20444439You remember the month and year of this incident, but don't have the will or intelligence to find out if your hunch on the health effects of mio is correct or not?
>>20435274Also spiking the pink monsters with cyanide to kill all BPD women
>>20435109I’ve only seen this shit in the wild once, at an airport Chilis, a huge fat fuck black guy was dumping it in his water to go with his two entrees.
>>20446073>the will or intelligenceif normies or corpos shill it, its fake and gay. simple as.
I work at a grocery store and these things sell like hotcakes and probably get stolen even moreThe people who buy them are the people who complain about prices the loudest and dont know what "per pound" means
>>20435109This stuff isn't half bad in skyr or yogurt. Mainly use it to drink my electrolytes and creatine powder.
How fucking stupid does OP have to be that they don't understand why people would enjoy flavour?
>>20448725You're just supposed to get mad at thing and virtue signal like a twitter tranny
>>20436920>serving size 2ml>sugar 0gIt's like saying TicTacs is sugarfree, pure marketing bullshit
did anyone explain to op that people use this to mix their powdered supplements and theres a huge market for that
>>20435599vaxx status?
>>20439917You can buy caffeine pills, it's what I do as I don't like coffee or tea much.100 tablets of 100mg is only like 5 USD.
>>20446069>vegetables are mostly water>water is a vegetable >"uh, no, that's wrong retard">THERE ISN'T ONLY ONE TRUTH RREEEEEEEE
Britoids call this "squash"
