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05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
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What is your honest opinion of this board?
>>>/news/
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>>69741
It's leftypol.
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I'm absolutely certain that, out of all boards, it has the highest percentage of Redditors.
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>>69740
It's a fucking failed experiment that the mods don't want to get rid of because they have a warped idea of what 4chan is and keep trying to shift into that ideal.
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Irrelevant and unnecessary, just like this board. 0/10, would delete.
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Took a quick look when it was created, decided it was boring and haven't been back since.

>been on 4chan for 10 years
>barely bought a pass today

How do I live with the shame of being a since 2017 pass user?
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I don't understand why someone feels like they have to be ashamed for not having a pass until a certain year. Since 2012 or since 2017 we're all still better than the people that can't post here.
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>>70264
The concept of time spent on 4chan is very srs business. If you haven't been here at least 12 years you're ultimately worthless as a poster to some people even if they have only been here a couple of years. It's a learned behavior from not lurking enough and being called out on it.
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>>70242
You endure until someone else is the resident newfag.
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>>70265
This. I've been on here since 2007, 2008 but I'm still from one of the earliest waves of cancer
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You've been here 10 years already. Just wait a few more and that since 2017 clover will be respectably matured.

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Reminder that /vip/ is almost a year old
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>>70237
Reminder that you're a newfag, and buying a pass just to post on one board is retarded.
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Will /vip/ celebrate on the 4th? Will Hiro give us any cool new features like the sticky suggested?
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>>70254
Hopefully.
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>>70254
Every day is a celebration, and no.

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I've got a cold, but I've just read on Wikipedia that ejaculating clears the nasal passages and relieves congestion, so it looks like I've got some work to do.
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>>70230
I can't believe you, I think you're just some guy on the 'net.
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>>70231
Oh well, believe what you want to believe. Just know that I'll be thinking about you later.
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>>70225
>>70227
>>70230
>>70232
I know what you're trying to do, and it's not going to work.
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>>70258
What am I trying to do?
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>>70224
It's more accurate to say that the adrenaline causes your nasal cavities to expand, giving you a brief moment of respite.

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TRUMP IS IN THE BIRTHDAY IMAGE! TRUMP IS IN THE BIRTHDAY IMAGE!
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>>70181
thanks
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>>70169
What did Hrio mean by this?
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>>70184
Who is Hrio?
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>>70214
Like Hiro but even worse, think ultra-Jew and deformed.
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>>70184
I want to watch this porno

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>>69531
>Where do they come from?
tumblr
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>>69555
>he doesn't have the books
sad
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>>68724
Faggot
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>>69990
wow that's pretty rude.
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>>68724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8H2H6w5w0c

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Hey, mods? It's time to turn off the hats, now. Don't forget the one on the sticky, too.

What are you boys currently reading?
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Orcs: Bad Blood. It's trash but it's the kind of trash I like.
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The Chocolate War
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>>66258
The Gulag Archipelago
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>>66258
The Murder Game
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massutmaning

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Why doesn't /vip/ have party hats?

sale when?
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>>70164
nvm party hats loaded after I made thread.
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>>70165
sale when
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>>70164
The sale last year was to exploit the tons of people from r/The_Donald and those arguing with them around election time.
It doesn't seem there is going to be a sale this year, at least not now. I must renew in three days. I'm going to bite the bullet and do it anyway.
Not even being a memelord here, I spend 6-10 hours a day on this site, and am an actual epileptic autist with poor social skills. /wsg/ is my home because people are (mostly) nice there.
I come here a lot too, but your board doesn't support sound webbums. As a content creator, this disturbs me.
Have a song.
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What was 4chan like in its first couple of years?
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>>70113
It's more accurate to say we just didn't give a fuck.
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mfw I found out 4chan doesn't actually exist and never has
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>>70019
No reaction images.

Instead, lots of overuse of XDDDDD, lawl!!!!, and "crap like "WINRAR!"
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>>70185
>No reaction images.
You know not of what ye speak
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>>70020
Ed Zachary.
It was a shithole tbqh, but /pol/ did not exist, so did not leak into all the other boards.
They said you will be here forever, and it has been twelve years. The bastards were right.

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>renewed 4chan pass for another year
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>>69820
They didn't have a sale last time
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>>70151
Blame the gook jew.
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>>69817
I feel you.
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>>69778
Alright, now what?
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Mine expires in 3 days. I bought it because there was a sale. I am going to renew it anyway, but I do wish there was a sale.

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>Dogs ate cats (which is why they chased them)
>The USA and "America" were two different places
>"Masturbation" was some kind of advanced video game or something related to electronics
Anyone else have any of these?
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>>70134
>>70136
Santa isn't real.
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>>69972
this as well. also theres a big ass white hotel in berkeley that im pretty sure me as well as a lot of kids thought was the white house. or at least i've talked to other kids from here who thought that.
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>>70143
I'm not real either and yet here you are responding to me.
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fuckin britbongs
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>>70161
Nani?

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I was wondering how many people come here. http://www.strawpoll.me/13966719 How often do you visit? How long have you been here? I only remembered this board existed a couple months ago and check back about once a week.
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>>69485
we dont even use them for 4chan. what makes you think your shitty poll is worth it.
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>>69487
Because it's a /very important poll/ your opinion probably doesn't even matter though if you can't make a little bit extra effort that the commoners of 4chan do several times a day.
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>>69461
Visit rarely
Been here since I bought a pass in september 2016


Also your op image is hard.
Logically it would be 25% but seeing as there's two that makes it 50%. Which would then be wrong.
Is C the most correct answer?
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>>70150
idk I think it's a bait image.

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I renewed my pass on the birthday.
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>>70197
I don't know how true that picture is.
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Me too

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I just spent 25 Kangaroos for the privilege to be allowed to post on /v/ again even though I rarely go there anymore.

Why are Australians rangebanned on /v/?
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Pic rel
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Listen you fucking disgusting 1 bit whore (I call you 1 bit and not two bit because women only have 1 bit that matters, their loose little cunt, yours is so loose that a slight tug would see it come off your body altogether but I digress)-

This is a fucking BOYS CLUB. A FUCKING LADS BAR. A FUCKING SOCIETY OF SANDWICH EATERS. A BAND OF FUCKING BROTHERS, A BAND OF FUCKING BLOKES, AND A BAND OF BIG TOUGH BASTARDS, WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT WOMEN ENOUGH TO EVEN FUCKING FUCK THEM, LET ALONE FUCKING SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM WHINE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T BELONG HERE AND NEVER FUCKING WILL.

You are not welcome here. Nobody wants you here. You come to this board and what do you see? Men discussing the ACHIEVEMENTS OF MEN. Nobody has ever come to this board and made a thread about female's for anything other than mocking and laughing. We talk about men here. We worship men here. We praise men. We are inspired by men. I don't want to hear your fucking Muculent cunt lips slapping together, still trying to get down the last of the cum that some fucking back alley stick waving iceman shot over them. No. I want to talk Kojima, or ZUN, or George Kamitami, or Kamiya. You know what all these men have in common? They fuck women. But they hate women. I hate women. /v/ hates woman. I know that as I type this I have all of /v/ standing behind me, chucking their penises into the air in triumph, as we say

FUCK OFF WOMEN
FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
STAND BEHIND ME MY BROTHERS.
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