Everyone's favorite pill-popper Steve-O did a video on how "service animals" is total bullshit. Cringe or based?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Yj2XmwEL0
>>4798566Steve O is whack, and I'm not watching the video, but most times "service animals" are totally bullshit. The "legit" ones are the ones that actually do something like help the blind or smell heartatacks or whatever, but anybody anywhere can get something like picrel and bring their dog all over while telling people that "it's okay because it's a service animal".The worst part is people who really need a service animal for the previously mentioned legitimate reasons, but have to deal with the decreasing status of said service animal now that so many people are abusing the trust based system of it all.
I'm going to post a platypus every day until all of /an/ wants a puggle to snuggle. Old thread hit image limit >>4684291
This is your daily reminder to want aplatypus.
This is your daily reminer to want a platypus.
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>4797822I had no idea their bills were soft like that, that's adorable.
post animal images that go hard.
>>4795923Awww they're frens! =)
>>4799543>Saturn devouring his son
Which animal would be the best suited for genetic tampering in order to create a bioweapon? Animals, no bacteria, plants, fungi, prions, archaea or virii allowed
>>4797673tell me more about this op picture
>>4797708>change their behavior so they deposit their maggots specifically inside nostrils and ear canalswhat the fuck anon
>>4797808>make them nocturnal and smaller for better stealthPresumably they'd land on you while sleeping like a Tsetse Fly. You can't cover all the holes in your head and all times and even if you feel it when it lands you can't do much against a swarm of flies.
>>4797673Biological warfare. Infect mosquitos with the American flu and them drop them into China or russia.
>>4797708>make an entirely different organism
Fuck faggot sheep farmers. Large predators in Britain now.
>>4799036Those “peasants and proletariats” were overwhelmingly criminals and other assorted low lives and not just normal people so that would make sense
>>4799054Shut up
>>4798815>if there were wolves to begin with in the UK anonReading comprehension. I was talking about countries where wolves still exist, like mine (Spain).
>>4799061hey man just calling it like it is
>>4798924>i'm italianClose enough.
why do people go to such lengths to defend shitbulls
>>4799492the skeem is the answer to your problem
>>4799492Great lengths for great lows.
>>4799492because once you accept that some behavioral traits are highly influenced by genetics it leads you to politically inconvenient conclusions.
>>4799492Sunken cost fallacies. They own one or know a relative/friend that does. For them to acknowledge that they are dangerous they would have to acknowledge that the one they know is and they are uncomfortable with the ramifications of that.
>It's an asexual half frog mutant born in a tube>paleotards still seethe about the collarIt's fiction, deal with it already
>>4799366>the movie?Aren't we talking about the books?
>>4799379it's pretty much the same in this regard, isn't it? by the way, this is an example of sequential hermaphrodite. they're born female and become male when they get older. specifically, it's called proteroginism.
>>4798218REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO, IT'S REAL STEPHEN SPIELBURG USED REAL SCITENTISTS ON THE MOVIE THERE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION WOULD TAKE CREATIVE LIBERTIES IN A CREATIVE MEDIUM AND MAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL!
>>4798301how many velociraptors have they found in montana? You know, where Dr. Grant was digging "velociraptors" in the book?
>>4798218Clearly most JP commentators have not read the fucking book. Crichton is EXTREMELY explicit about why he wrote the book the way he did. It's not a book about dinosaurs. It's a book about man's hubris.
Does anybody else get ribberts in their dounstairs shitter?
>>4798840sweet, a free self-replenishing food source
>>4798913no, bad chang
>>4799077Pierre, in this case.
>>4799475Crazy that the world is just collectively okay with Frances cannibalism.
Spinefags get all the attention despite making up only like 3% of all animals. This thread is dedicated to all of our favorite inverte-FRIENDS!
>>4799024Sounds like something a prey item would say. >>4799033> Marine invertebrates suffered the greatest losses during the P–Tr extinction. Evidence of this was found in samples from south China sections at the P–Tr boundary. Here, 286 out of 329 marine invertebrate genera disappear within the final two sedimentary zones containing conodonts from the Permian.Reality says otherwise, cope.
>>4799098>>4799444Everytime the paradigm shifts, you will be the first ones to go
>>4799493Whatever you say, morsel
>>4799504Your only use is to serve us as a host for easy food and transport, kneel.
>>4799507I've eaten isopods before. No isopod has eaten me.
Introspection edition
>>4796305Just wait till you get rats, or whatever weasel-type thing that killed my last chickens
>>4796896Those would be pretty tiny mice but yes I guess they *could*
Bump
>>4797568I've seen videos of chickens swallowing normal sized mice whole.
>>4796305Rinnetraps flip and slide helped me enact the holocaust with the aid of a dog that fugged up a half dozen burrows. Also vole x might have killed a few.
Imagine a show where joe rogan adopts a baby chimpanzee, teaches him MMA, releases him back into the wild and the cameraman just follows around a BJJ blackbelt ape
>>4797100he will understand if you reward him with chimpussy after successfully pumping iron (banana will also probably work)
>>4797060that’s been happening for years dudethis post was made by a fairly insular sub-community on twitter (RW twitter) that are just as meme savy as you and I and probably post here too hence why they post it there
>>4796978Rogan is cool but he says stupid shit a lot like thinking Mcgregor could beat Halthor in a fight so make it a comedy where he’s mostly the butt of the joke and it might work
>>4797060They are of our incestuous sister clade, hardly similar in sensibilities/time lag to those that usually serve as the death knell
>>4796978>Joe RoganNope>>4797060No, 4chan memes don't die when they spread to social media anymore. reddit/twitter/facebook have been recycling wojaks for years.
tell me about the tards
>>4797335giantmicrobes.com
>>4795427what would be the damage wrought if you had one of these in your bloodstream?
>>4795427each of their muscles are single cells.overall their body consists of only around 1000 cells.
>>4799147Why would that be nice
>>4795427https://youtube.com/watch?v=KESE8BPMy7s
Wrasse editionWelcome to /rstg/, the ultimate destination for reef and saltwater enthusiasts. Discuss anything related to your marine paradise here, whether it's your thriving coral colonies, vibrant fish, or aquascaping.Saltwater Aquarium Setups:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLBaMLrfToJyxJ1PuJZwhkxvvdFP14eV_t >https://www.reef2reef.com/ams/taking-the-plunge-starting-your-first-reef-aquarium.533/Tank Cycling and Maintenance:>https://www.reef2reef.com/threads/cycling-an-aquarium.306554/Fundamentals of Acropora care:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4797555It’s hard to take good pics with aquarium lights unless you go hard on the white.Correcting white balance on the phone gives mixed results.
>>4797599Idk what you're on about, white balance looks fine to me.
>heat wave>max outside temp : 34C>tank temp : 30C>this is with 2 pc cooling fans blowing 24/7I want to cry
>>4797905I'd lend you my 1/16 if I could man, can you not get like a desk fan or something instead? Generic PC fans move very little air comparatively.
>>4797905Ice that shit.
ITT: Products that trigger /an/
>>4798425You aren't suppossed to go on ten hour death marches with the thing
>>4791488lol fluffies
>>4789316
Does Burt Ward's crazy ass dog food really makes you dog immortal?
>>4789316Yes Yes
Post some songs about animals.I've listened to these two songs about every week for the past year because they remind me of my cat that died in December.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aMBrD0umo
SPELLLING - Emperor with an Egghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgQtzjpIBgReally good penguin song
https://www.discogs.com/release/1245945-Jim-Nollman-Playing-Music-With-Animals-The-Interspecies-Communication-Of-Jim-Nollman-With-300-Turkeyhttps://www.discogs.com/release/5422105-Peggy-Seeger-Animal-Folk-Songs-For-Children
Two different songs both named and about cuckoos.• Lemon Bucket Orkestrahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ONIZGeIevj8• Abby the Spoon Lady (and some dude I couldn't give a halfpenny shit about, Les Blackwell)https://youtube.com/watch?v=TjPp2TNqRgk
Simon & Garfunkel – Who Will Love a Little Sparrowhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Igsh2y_c8XQ
Malvina Reynolds• LittleRed Henhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yQGw5lArivE• Says the Bee https://youtube.com/watch?v=KUlTwR1NyVs• Rabbits Dance https://youtube.com/watch?v=NNu2admHxik• The Albatross https://youtube.com/watch?v=eF7_M6t7EGIThe Whale https://youtube.com/watch?v=gIlVPdMzqCA• The Little Mousehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=HdEQnyk1AtAYou might know her as the singer of the Weeds themesong, Little Boxes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.