5 minutes in, directors cut, when does it get better? shits a yawnfest, guys memed me with the guy in the silver mask drip
>>199266550When Eva Green seduces Legolas
you got memed, no cut of the movie is good
>>199266595didnt want to show the weed and mess on my coffee table
I see you made a bait thread, very nice
garbage anti-christian black-legend garbage from rothschild scott
Would it had been fine if she were cast as Juliet instead?
>>199264740no
>>199265997What VR do you use?
>>199264740Better. Not fine, but better.
>>199264740just because she's the whitest one you could find, no blacks steal everything from whites even our bikes just force them out of the country. Every other country sent them back, send them back
I would’ve shouted KINO
>"Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."why notwhy couldn't you just tell neo that he's in a simulation and his real body is being used as a battery by machines from the futureeven if he doesn't believe you, it's still possible to explain it to him without him having to take the red pill and be unpluggedmovie is now a 7/10
>>199266305You want to focus on everything but your headcanon. Nowhere does it say the bald kid is the one. Nowhere does it contradict the facts Smith used to make his theory.>neo wasn't the one, there was no prophecy, and the oracle is specifically going against the architect to break the cycle.Try reading what I wrote., You again agree with me. You cant even see how.
>>199266343>Nowhere does it contradict the facts Smith used to make his theory.the choice system contradicts smith's theory. smith, canonically, can't understand choice.but its okay dude, you've proven this is just beyond you. I mean, you're brown, the movie wasn't for you.
>>199266374>the choice system contradicts smith's theory.Contradicts his theory, not the facts that theory was built upon, which is that people were rejecting the perfect world.You are confusing WHY it was rejected for the FACT they were rejecting it.And you have run to focus on this because you know you lost about the bald kid being the one, and you have lost about the oracle bullshitting through all of it.But we can focus wherever you want me to show you are stupid.
>>199266414People rejected the perfect world because they weren't given the choice to accept it or not. Same reason they rejected the first version of the 90s matrix.
Neo is the one because he frees the machines from their prison of hatred and allows them to restore their love for humanity by bringing peace
Do you prefer Alien or Aliens, /tv/?
>>199266213Both. They're the same story. They are one movie.
>>199266233>lust provoking????anon really
>>199266213Alien Resurrection
>>199266233Get out.
https://youtu.be/CYyUuIXzGgI?si=IE0ogEJPjRuuw5ef&t=75Why can't movie writers into basic math? This is from the movie 21. The Monty Hall problem is extremely elementary and yet they cannot grasp it for some reason.Everything the professor says about the monty hall problem is wrong.
>>199265521You son of a bitch. Winner, winner chicken dinner.
>unsolvable math problem in Good Will Hunting is something a second year maths student does as an introductory coursei don't think it even looks difficult to a layman
>>199262684he didn't say anything about the problem at all dumbass. just recited it verbatim. His answer's correct but nor he nor the prof gave an explanation which most likely would've been the rope they hang on, they didn't fucking say anything REALLY let alone something wrong.
did every 2000s movie have this same kind of garbage scene?I remember growing up and seeing these all the time in "film"
>>199266569you mean a scene where someone is praised for not letting paranoia or feelings cloud their judgement?
What's the appeal of LOLSORANDUM characters?
>a 110 pound zoomette with aspergers is carrying a $250 million blockbuster as an action starWhat the fuck is going on in our reality right now.
>>199260958Fury road had nearly all pratical effects with some cg, this movie is mostly cg with fake cars.
for me it's beyond thunderdome > fury road > road warrior > mad max > furiosa
>>199263439absolutely lethal, what were they thinking? the one thing that could salvage this awful fucking idea is to have cool stunts featuring REAL CARS
>>199260866Animated by Pandeep Lighting by Poojob Composited by Sanjeet
>>199262247She's yours, zoomie
what the heck is his problem?
>>199263685do you guys actually cry? i go years without crying. do you feel better afterwards?
>>199265458Whenever I'm having feels, I remember "It's Morb'n Time!"
>>199263685I cry at movies all the time and a few weeks ago I was laying in bed about to fall asleep. Then a good sized metal flashlight rolled off a shelf, fell 4+ feet, and bashed me right in the eyeball socket. It hurt so bad and was so unexpected a single tear came out of my uninjured eyeball. I also sometimes cry when I think about my dog dying. She's my best friend and protects me from bears. I'm not a soulless husk of a human like most actors are, so that helps. I rewatched October Sky a few months ago and I cried when the asshole father finally realized his faggot nerd son wasn't a faggot but actually a smart man who deserves his father's love. Few such cases. CAPTCHA: GVAY......so close!
>>199263685He should play as Asmongold
>>199266383>hold everything inMakes sense not to unnecessarily express something>keep it downI don’t understand how not expressing something I feel and instead dealing with it internally through various learned skills is wrong.Therapy has ruined people’s ability to control themselves.
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>>199264725>using Google as a source
>>199264828>top leftlolmore like the poope
>>199259474Bojack is modern Shake Spear and will be remembered for centuries to come as the perfect snapshot of this time while family guy dies and fades away in a landfill where it belongs. FG's most tryhard pathetic attempt at Emmy bait (when they murder quagmire's abusive brother in law) doesn't even compare to worst episode of Bojack (if there is one)
>>199263324No one was a bojack fan for more than a couple of weeks
>>199264424Normal words but a “insert animated reboot of a classic family sitcom” guy
bring back heist kino
>>199266325Your mum's overrated.
Love metals.
>>199266047Ocean's 11Logan LuckyThe Great Train Robbery (1979)
>>199266047>irl heists that actually worked/they weren't caught?2001 "war on terror"2019 covid pandemic2020 U.S. presidential election
>>199266324thanks anon, much obliged
Mine are:Tom CruiseCary GrantDenzel Washighton
>>199265523Steve McQueenCharles BronsonBurt ReynoldsLee Van CleefClint Eastwood
>>199266548Based
>>199265523Tom cruisebradd pitt madd mikkelsonsometimes I just can’t finish the movies (bullet train)
Jack NicholsonJason StathamKurt RussellRusell CroweLee van CleefJake GyllenhallI want to say Nicky or Carrey, but I did skip some and have no intention of watching them (at least in Nicky's case).
Harrison Ford comes to mind. Nic Cage but only his good movies
Was this the last good popcorn summer flick? Everything else is just dour serious bullshit
>>199265632What did Ultron mean by this?
>>199265781Trying to get in Hank's head. IIRC, they also merged into one being at some point which was weird.
>>199264780>>199264929baby-making sex with wasp
>>199264780Janet was a battered woman who used the avenger's mansion as a shelter for years. She never left the avengers or the mansion alone, because she was afraid of her husband.
>>199262751Saw this in theaters with my dad. We were talking about it just the other day when it suddenly dawned on us that we genuinely don’t remember a thing about this film besides Hulk beating up Loki
Holy Kino
>>199253116Nobody has ever said this looks bad. You conjured up a fictional enemy to defeat with your advanced arguing. Maybe inside your head is the best place to play out these scenarios, not in public where people can see
>>199254350>he's tryingI always found this line really funny. it's like r2 is a retarded little robot doing his best but fucking up a lot.
>>199265367Obi-Wan's really out of line there, R2 has always proved useful. Obi-Wan's first encounter with the guy was R2 being the only droid able to restore the Queen's Ship's shields.
>>199253316I dont understand your argument, but ones a video game and the other is a movie. no one is expecting orcarina of time to have photorealistic graphics. its not given the 'benefit of the doubt'.
>>199254226By far the best fight scene in any of the trilogies, the moments when they have to stop because of the force fields that come between them really add to the tension.
>Sir, a second pterodactyl has just hit the visitor center
>>199261316the screenwriters needed her to get separated from the group>>199261696also this
>>199263899Yuck, imagine eating Mexicans.
>>199261094Proof?
>>199261094It happened in the first book, but they didn’t really introduce the dacytls/pteranodons in the movies until JP3.
>>199261077>Spared no expense
>>199266519I dont know i havent been in school in a whole
>>199264516This nigga was completely in the right As well as >>199264823
EVOLUTION
>>199266534That's a an all to common reply. I'm gunna start substitute teaching again so I can find out what the hell they're teaching kids these days. I talk to teenagers at my job and when I ask if they learned anything interesting in school...>Wut learn in school today, bro?>nothing.>Wut class u take this semester?>...I dunno. English and stuff.Feels bad man.
>>199264516do monkes make good eggs ?
