moved into an apartment but they dont allow dogs. what are some low maintenance apartment friendly pets that you dont have to keep in a cage/tank?
Theyre all high maintenanceI like rabbits. They smell 10000x better than cats, but they can be destructive, you have to rabbit proof
snek
consider a houseplant
>>4789477i keep my blinds closed at all times
>>4789483Then maybe don't do that you fucking orc.
>>4789458Something about this gives me the impression that OP is the type to see animals as objects to be acquired and then discarded when they become an inconvenience.
>>4789623Get a dog anyways. Falsify service dog paperwork.>BUT WHAT IF THE DOG SCRATCHES THE DOORNot your problem. Landleeches deserve every little last expense until they go broke. Call it capitalism when the state stops protecting them from free market forces, stops creating incentives to rent and pay rent, stops manipulating the housing market in tandem with central banks to make it more feasible to rent than buy, and stops allowing enemy nations we teeter on the brink of war with to buy apartment complexes.
>>4789653Based. Unsure where you live OP but in most first world places its becoming more and more difficult for landleeches to restrict tenants rights, esp when it comes to pet ownership. There's almost certainly a way around it.
>>4789458Focus on improving your life before you burden another creature.
>>4789653Dude just buy a house and stop being such a rentoid bitch
>>4789692I do have a house. Landleeches are trying to build apartments next to it and a lot of them have ties to (((blackrock))) and chinese investment firms, and they're justifying this by saying individual housing has gotten too expensive, due to the government meddling they paid for.
>>4789695Living in your mom's basement doesn't count, and if you want the view you should buy the view
>>4789699I hope foreign interests destroy everything you hold dear
>>4789710Not gonna happen numbnuts, you should have hedged against inflation just as your mom should have hedged against pregnancy. But keep waiting it out I'm sure the housing market will crash aaaannnnyyytiiiimmmee now.
>>4789699>Needs to start making up a fantasy person because he was confronted with the uncomfortable truthState programming's gotten pretty good
>>4789458Well, the best and most effective way to get around this would be to just not be a rentoid in general. Otherwise get a fish, reptile, or rock.
>>4789473>cats out of nowhereobsessed
>>4789653>and stops allowing enemy nations we teeter on the brink of war with to buy apartment complexes.Better yet, just stop allowing the entire planet to move in and raise everything through the fucking roof. You know shit is bad when you’re at this point.
>>4789721>my mom doesn't exist?Oh is she no longer with us? Such a shame, she was a good lay.
>>4789727Its an option in the op, toxoperforated brain moron
>>4789713Naive
>>4789760It’s a random pic of other pets suggested by Google, so are fucking Guinea pigs but of course you hyperfixate on your obsession you schizophrenic loon
>>4789763Guinea pigs are cagedCatfaggot once again revealing himself to be illiterate and retarded
>>4789769>Guinea pigs are retarded>this somehow prevents them from smelling like shit>implying they’re always kept in therekeep digging that retard pit deeper
>>4789879At this point, I can only assume you are merely pretending to be illiterate and retarded
>>4789879>most intelligent cat owner
>>4789896>>4789916Don’t reply to me twice maggot
>>4789769Guinea pigs don't have to be caged indoors. They need their own space but it doesn't have to be a cage. You can keep indoor guinea pigs like indoor rabbits.Now stop being obsessed with cats lmao.
>>4790037>>4790049>least seething retarded cat person
>>4790057*People. Now go get a hobby.
>>4790061ebin hack
cats > dogs simple as
seething to death roflmfaohow will toxoplasmosis ever recover?
>>4789762Explain yourself, renter.
>>4789763Catfags really are ill
>>4790108I own a big beautiful property but to understand how the world works is to understand that we're all just renters deep down
>>4790125>heh I'll make shit up but also drop some pseudowisdom about how we truely own nothing
>>4790127naive and probably underage and larping
>>4790130Better get a screen for all that projecting. But keep whining about your neighbors, loser.
>>4790135I dont have neighbors but ok
>>4790057>>4790110some heavy cope emanating from these posts
>>4790178heavy cat stink emanating from this post
>>4790178Ok, Tabby.
>>4789473Cats don't smell bad, retard
>>4790253what the fuck is wrong with cat people? husky owner tier nutjobbery.https://www.petfinder.com/cats-and-kittens/health-wellness/concerns/what-is-huffing/are you really this blind to the stale dust and pee smell?
>>4790255The wild thing is they think it smells clean like soap or somethingMakes me feel like Im taking crazy pills around them like bro you and your cat actually smell like shit
