WHO DID THIS?!?!!
I did it
he's my emotional support gator now
>>4799617I thought that was Bill Clinton for a second. Also I’m almost sure this isn’t the first “emotional support alligator” I’ve heard of
> "The swamp is very large and the trapper said the chances of them finding Wally is slim to none," it continued. "But this is Wally ... Joie and friends are currently headed to the swamp to search and will continue daily."This is just sad. Humans are actual fucking garbage.
>>4799617>emotional support reptilejfc, liberals are embarrassing
The tracker is being a coward and hiding from what he did. He likely euthanized the alligator and his lawyers are telling him to keep quiet.I'd gouge his eyes out personally, and let him live blind for the remainder of his days. Assuming that's what he did, of course.
>>4800124The trapper/killer is a coward and knows he's in enormous fucking trouble.
>>4800124>>4800129F
>>4799617Can you stop spamming this thread dickweed?
Not your personal army faggot
>>4800129>>4800124Whats more likely>this hysterical conspiracy theory>the guy dumped his pet because it got too big
>>4799617best thing I have heard in all week, wild animals belong in the wild, not as accessories for mentally retarded idiots. I hope the disgusting old fart dies soon so no more animals can get enslaved by the fucking idiot
As someone with an emotional support cane toad, my heart goes out to this guy. NPCs go ballistic when they find out you have anything other than a ball of fur.
>>4801052I mean, I feel like there’s some room in between mr fluffball and an actual alligator
>>4799617If Wally wanted to he would've came back on his own.
>>4801017Wally was still small
Next time get a cat or a dog like a normal person
>>4801052NPCs go ballastic over seeing a field of trees. The parasite cant keep its hands off the chainsaws and trash a place with ugly concrete boxes that trap heatoh and add 2000 cars polluting breathing space
lol at the low iq retards who can’t fathom bonding to a reptile lmao point and laugh
>>4801115not even the first recorded instance of a brain damaged crocodilia becoming completely docile with no record of harming humans since injury.
>>4801329Didn’t know it disabled. That does make this more understandable
>>4801039unfunny and cringe
>>4800120Shut it mammal cultist
Poor poor man. Fuck the guy who took that animal from him
Based pranksters
>>4799617>emotional support animalsI feel bad for the gatorbut relish the suffering it inflicts on people with emotional support/erroneous service animals
>>4799617Nobody cares. Should have protected his stupid pet better. Hunter did nothing wrong
>>4799617What kind of monster steals a man's emotional support alligator? Grim times.
>>4799617There's no reason for your "emotional support animal" to be anything other than a dog
>>4802115Other way round. Dogs are extremely poor emotional support animals because they cannot live in apartments, have a huge carbon footprint, are aggressive towards small children, and need to be exercised regularly - a prospect impossible for anyone living with anxiety. The best emotional support animals are reptiles or amphibians because they are small, carbon neutral or carbon positive, show little aggression, are extremely friendly, and require little exercise.
>>4802118odd take, cats are based ESA option
>>4802119Cats are an invasive species that destroy bird populations.
>>4801329rip pocho
>>4801257How the fuck?I saw that video yeaaars ago. How long do crocs take to reach their full size?
>>4802118>have a huge carbon footprintits a fucking dog get off the soapbox
>>4802121So are humans, and humans are also based
>>4802121Dogs also do that and way more. Like killing children
I fucking hate humans so fucking muchI know there’s good out there, I just hate how it’s outnumbered Human trash is the norm
>>4802145Snapping turtles actually make great pets. Not sure about that one, though…
>>4801230he was in a totally different state hundreds of miles away from his home.
>>4802118>Dogs are extremely poor emotional support animals because they cannot live in apartments, have a huge carbon footprint, are aggressive towards small children, and need to be exercised regularly - a prospect impossible for anyone living with anxiety.Get better at choosing breeds then. there's plenty of low energy, small, non aggressive dogs. >have a huge carbon footprintwait r u bait?
>>4803584>perversion of man co-designed by satan for middle-aged white womenvs.>creation of god that is just naturally pretty chill
>>4799617They saved his life desu. Does this guy think he's going to be cuddling with that gator when it's fully grown?
>>4803592So to continue your trend of lying, you act as if satan can impose his will on creation
>>4800129>Wally was most likely killed and then harvested for meat.Has anyone here tried alligator meat fresh? How good is it? I've bought it frozen and the meat tasted awful. Way too fishy.
>>4803569Those are snapping turtles too. :)>>4803592>perversion of man co-designed by satan for middle-aged white women???
>>4803614Are you retarded, or are you retarded?
>>4800129>no link to postfake and gay
>>4802169iirc wally had a medical condition that prevented growth to full size
>>4800124>>4800129Personally I would castrate him, then lock him naked in a cage with a bunch of giant HIV positive gay niggers
>>4804969sounds like a fate worse than death, anon
>>4801357it had a mental disability and a midget
>>4805531*was a midget
>>4802449the number of small animals killed by cats is far greater than the children mauled by dogs count
>>4805534Maybe. Not really the point though. They still do it regardless.
>>4803565tl;dr: kill yourself.Then why don't you kill yourself to be an example?If not, then what are you, a lizard?Remember that everyone who wants human extiction will never kill themselves first.
>>4805534I care more about a toddler being killed than a bird.
