Very true.
>>20504524>FB_IMG_1716055772894Go back
>>20504524Haha LOL! Laura, see you at church tomorrow Siri press send no Siri dont say send just
Eating a burger, fries, and soda at 9amWtf is wrong with you?Eating a sausage egg and cheese sandwich with hashbrowns and a coffee with milk and sugar? A-OK
restaurants should have multiple burgers for a mealinstead of one giant meme burger. But that's why I don't order crap like that in a restaurant
>>20504636>restaurants should have multiple burgers for a meal>instead of one giant meme burgerThey do, they're called sliders.
>>20504543Sausages dont make eggs.
>>20504543how much sugar do you put in your coffee that makes it remotely comparable to soda?
>>20504529Kek
>>20504524Restaurant burgs are usually 1/3 - 1/2lb burgers, so they can be a bit large, or they are double stack quarter pounders. You won't need two, especially with a side of fries. Depending on your bbq chef, you are probably getting 1/4 lb burgs, or if they are cheap asses, some frozen patty that will grill up to be a thin shit like what you get at fast food that is like 1/16 lb. So yea, eating just 1 is not enough to fill a dude, gotta get two or a hot dog to complement that. There also is no fries as a side, though there may be slaw or potato salad. Now I make large burgers, so I don't expect people to eat more than one, but that is me. I've been to plenty of burger burns where the burgs are tiny as fuck like OPs image. >>20504901Soda is 30-50g per 12oz depending on the brand/flavor. If you put a tablespoon into 6 oz of coffee/tea, you are equivalent to soda's sugar levels. Milk/creamer also adds sugar content, that depends on brand/type too.
>>20504901Starbucks would like to have a word with you about their sugar content in their drinks...
>>20504524People expect different behaviours in different environments
>>20505537Having three fried eggs at home: greedy, people are shocked.Having a three egg omelet at home: "you sure that's enough? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
>>20505551Nobody has ever been judged for eating 3 eggs unless their plate was already overflowing
At "a BBQ"? Why are yankees so weird
>>20504923>If you put a tablespoon into 6 oz of coffeeBro who's putting a tablespoon of sugar into a 6oz
>>20505569How is that "weird"?
>>20505571midwesterners
>>20504923There are 12g of sugar in a tablespoon, so it's more like if you added two tablespoons
>>20505574Barbecue is a type of food, sauce, or a method of cooking (smoking to impart flavor and make tough cuts tender)
>>20505589Thanks chat GPT
>>20505589Nah none of that gay bullshit is true
>>20504524>have six drinks with your friends at the bar in the eveninghaha that was a fun night!>have six drinks alone in your bathroom in the morningOmg u have a problem u are a terrible person and need help!
>>20505596ChatGPT would talk about it like how wikipedia does: with its original meaning a small subsection of a heading.>>20505597You're an idiot and a nigger. Barbecue is from the US south and that's what it means. Yankees thought it was just cooking stuff outside, and that's how it spread to the rest of the world. Turns out, they're wrong.
>>20505741You are wrong
>>20505741>Barbecue is from the US southIt predates your gay country's existence entirely
>>20504524its true but you are paying so does it matter. sit there and eat for 2 hrs.. Tip well and pound 6 pints for dinner and eat a large fries drunken in front of a stranger.. yeah pretty much my life.
>>20504524greedy? did they steal it or something
>>20504901A lot bro
>>20505589gay nigga alert
>>20504923>You won't need two, especially with a side of fries.don't tell me what I need
>>20505569>>20505589You're technically correct but if you say you're having a barbecue, as in a cookout, everyone knows what you mean, it's not going to be a party where people sit around waiting for ribs to smoke for 16 hours
>>20505569>mfw Americans call an event where you make food outside a "BBQ" and not a "grilly rilly sausage festival"
>>20505741turns out, you're gay
>>20505957If you say you're having a bbq then people will correctly assume you will be cooking food on a bbq as it is the name of an object
>>20505569>Why are yankees so weirdWhere I'm from we call it a cookout, not a BBQ
>>20505976I haven't heard anyone say cookout since the 90s. Like calling soda "pop"
I just made 22 burgers and ate 2
>>20505589You might want to hit up Merriam Webster. There are other definitions for this word. See pic related.>>20505979Every time I've seen a map of regions that call soda as "pop", the city I live in is within that region. Despite this, I almost never hear anyone refer to soda as pop, and every time I see a beverage selection on a restaurant's menu, "sodas" are listed among them. Never pop.
>>20506007Ten to twenty years ago, maybe. Now, "soda" is dominant because it always was on both coasts and St. Louis/Chicago. Only a few "Coke" holdouts in the deep South remain
>>20505963a grilly willy if you will
>>20505963A "sausage festival" refers to any social event wherein the number of men is significantly larger than the number of women.
>>20506044wtf that's gaywhy would americans want it to be gay
>>20505973I would call the same appliance an outdoor grill and specify whether it's charcoal or propane, but different strokes whateverThe main thing is that words can colloquially change meaning to things that don't make sense if you look at the etymological origin, like how "biscuit" is french for "twice-cooked" which makes sense for what we call cookies, but we use the same word to refer to flaky savory scones
>>20506067Calling scones biscuits is about as wrong as it gets
>>20505569i mean this is common everywhere"at a bbq" means "standing around drinking in someone's backyard with a bbq lit and some meat thrown on there". here in Australia we'll also tie a goonbag of wine to a clothesline, spin it and drink from it cuz its just what you do at bbqs sometimes.
>>20506070
>>20505571>he's never seen "how many sugars do you put in your pepsi?.webm"
>>20505979Just how sheltered are you? Holy fuck.
It's okay at family get-togethers and cook-outs because it's fatties being codependent. If there's one brooding skinny person in attendance they're the subject of ridicule (eat moar, you're skin n' bones, etc).
>>20505557Yes they have. Three fried eggs on three pieces of toast and nothing else will get you judged a glutton by most people.
>>20506221Two is the maximum, to be clear. I belatedly realized >>20505557 is totally unaware of egg conventions, so needs this explained.
>>20505976>>20505979>>20506007For me, it's a freaknik
>eating a burger at a BBQ Blaspheme
>>20506050That's the point. You say something is a sausagefest when you want to draw attention to the fact that there are not enough women there. You are saying the event is gay.
>>20506403To be clear, it's what women say when they're seething about not being able to make themselves the center of attention at a male space.
>>20506405It's a complaint I hear exclusively from men with regards to their ability to flirt with women there.
>>20504524Restaurant portion sizes are much larger.
>>20505979>>20506007Everyone I know calls it pop, lol. Also it's what they call it on menus at local burger or fried fish/chkn joints near me. I only ever hear people say soda if they're not from around here
>>20506076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBorrPubFe4>Literally this anon
>>20504524>16 dollar restaurant burger>maybe 4 bucks a burger and 50 cent per hotdogHmmm i dunno
>>20504923>TablespoonLOL
>>20504524>sausageThose are hot dogs, not sausages!
>>20506783hot dogs are just a kind of sausage
>>20505551No man can eat three eggs
>>20506783>>20506787Incorrect. A hotdog is a sandwich that contains a bratwurst, grilled onion and mustard. Anything else is inauthentic. Certainly not that shit in OPs pic. Trust me, I’m German, we invented the hotdog.
>>20506802Then why is the name in english herr dingus?
>>20506800You can if you don't fry them. Your average AA large egg contains rougly 80 calories of energy. You add more with whatever oils or fat you go with. Ketofags will use butter and still not get full.
>>20506802>Trust me, I’m German, we invented the hotdog.WRONGThey were invented in NYC, US & A baby!
I've never heard anyone call a cookout a BBQ. I've never heard a grill or smoker called a BBQ. BBQ is specifically a type of food, typically chopped or pulled Boston butt. Smoked brisket/ribs/chicken is not called BBQ. >T. North Carolina in the heart of BBQ nation
>>20506836Wrong.
I can't fucking wait for Memorial Day. The unofficial kickoff of summer. The babes in bikinis, burgers and dogs on the grill, baked beans, potato salad, mac and cheese, ice cold refreshing coors light, margaritas and daiquiris, tasty sodas, fireworks, popsicles, the smell of fresh cut grass, beach babes, and all the other things that make the USA the greatest goddamn country there ever was or ever will be.God bless you, fellow burger bros
>>20506848You can call me wrong that's fine. You're just a retarded nigger faggot and everyone I know would agree with me. I don't care if you're a European or Yankee you are incorrect.
>>20506854I'm not shocked that everyone you know is as stupid as you but you are just flat out wrong
>>20506836You're from North Carolina, so your opinion holds no merit when it comes to BBQ because your coleslaw is literally garbage disposal scrapings covered in vinegar.
>>20506854>everyone I knowso just yourself huh?
>>20506836BBQ can be a style of cooking, but colloquially if you're invited to a BBQ then it just means that there will be some grilled meat (burgers, hot dogs, chicken, etc.) served with sides. Cookouts are what niggers refer to BBQs as.Verification not required.
>>20506821No food has been invented in the US. The country is only like a hundred years old or some shit.
>>20506863It’s slaw not coleslaw. Two very different beasts.
>>20506869It is not a style of cooking it is the name of the apparatus used for cooking and it has been since before the USA existed
>>20506892No
>>20506899Demonstrably yes
>>20506910I promise you ancient people did not call anything a "BBQ"
>>20505575unable to produce a real answer, the chudstie must default to his meme answer.
>>20506918Ok so we've got barbecue and ancient, any other words you don't actually understand?
>>20506924>Ok so we've got barbecue and ancient, any other words you don't actually understand?I think he meant that ancient people literally would not understand what "BBQ" meant, even if they actually did barbecue meats. They might not even understand English or the Latin alphabet.
>>20506961This. I thought my point was fairly obvious.
at a restaurant, youre there to eatat a BBQ, youre there to socializeoffering more food at a BBQ warms the hearts of the person cooking (they are doing a service for someone they like) and the person being offered food to (they are welcomed)
>>20507064>at a BBQ, youre there to socializeha ha lol get a load of this fucking clown
>>20506853Also beach babes in bikinis
>>20504901Enough to make these Kcups not taste like burnt ass.
>>20507149Stop using k-cups? instant coffee is a better choice than k-cups.
>>20504528So now image searches are reddit?
>>20504524nobody thinks you're greedy, nor are they shocked if you eat two burgers at a restaurant.whoever had this thought and made this pic is a fucking weirdo.
>>20506872>No food has been invented in the USeverything was discovered once we set up shop here.before the usa was established things were around, but not defined.
>>20507256This is unironically true.Whenever I'd visit family at a holiday gathering, they all have keurigs and the coffee from them always is weak and with a chemically aftertaste like hot plastic.There's something truly unaesthetic about having your weak, morning Go-Juice pissed out of $250 machine that makes you pay a stupid amount per cup when you could just "Splash out" $20 for the pic, $20 for an electric kettle and choose a good coffee to pour over.Instant coffee tech has come a long way since the 70s. Great for camping too.
>>20504529Haha. Comedy gold.
>>20506961I'm pretty fucking sure that people understood english and the latin alphabet 400 years ago
>>20506872>potatoes and tomatoes came from the Americas>Irish and Italians pretend like they invented them
i have never seen so many retarded takes in any thread ever
>>20504524How is this even a meme? Why? Who says this?Why are there 100 replies?
>>20506783A hot dog is when you put a Frankfurter or bratwurst on a hot dog bun
>>20506813I don't think he was being serious bro, and by bro I mean never my bro.
>>20507934>americans have access to tomatoes and potatoes for their entire history>have zero dishes based on themAnon, they DID discover how to use those foods
>>20506800>No man can eat three eggsGaston can
>>20507149K- cups don't taste that bad. You're over exaggerating. Just a bit of creamer does it for me.
>>20504524That's not a BBQ, and you don't BBQ a burger or a hot dog. That's a grill. BBQ is a very specific and uniquely American way of cooking using the smoke of indirect heat.
>>20508540Grilling is also done with indirect heat though.
>>20506076Looks like a good time
>>20504524Love him or hate him, he's spittin FAX!!!!!!!!
>>20508540Why are americans desperate enough to try to pretend setting shit on fire and cooking food on it is some original content donut steel that no other country does? Where do you think the cooking traditions europeans brought with them came from? Probably europe. Sure it's a local style but it's not a novel concept.
>>20508881No the first humans came from africa and so did cooking. Africans invented cooking.
Next time a yuropoor talks down to you about American versions of food remember pic related is what yuropoids consider "pizza"
>>20508870I'm spitting on you
>>20509175H-hot
>>20508887Humans didn't originate from Africa, that's a very outdated concept
>>20509370[citation needed]
>>20507064>at cookout>people eating hotdogs and hamburgers>they keep greeting each-other>shaking hands
>>20507325>$250 machine59-85 at walmart
>>20508540Isn't barbecue a Carib word? Did they invent a word for a cooking technique that they didn't use?
>>20508881Because you're a retard that doesn't understand that Pit BBQ is not just slapping meat on a metal grate. It's a specific cooking technique unique to America. You're confused because you're ignorant on the topic.>>20508543It's the way the indirect heat is applied, retard.
>>20510655The word BBQ first came from indigenous Caribbean people, yes. However, the style of bbq most are familiar with is American Pit Style BBQ which involves food kept in one container, while the heat source is kept in another. A small tunnel allows heat and smoke to travel to the container with food. Allowing the meat to cook "low and slow". No Europeans, Asians, Middle Easteners, or Africans were doing this. It is a technique that comes from Native Americans in the south eastern parts of the United States.
LOL! you guys are fr*ckin epic FTW (for the win :p) mind if I save your pics???
>>20507064Add to that, a bbq lasts hours. Maybe you have a burger at noon then a hot dog at 3, it’s not that weird. >>20510666Semantics fags are incredibly obnoxious. You would get invited to more bbqs if you didn’t behave like this. >hey Jim, I’m having a bbq on Saturday, do you and the wife want to come over? Every adult in the country knows what that means and what to expect. Just some autistic southerners get so booty blasted about it.
>>20504524bbqs are celebrations, festivals. you are suppose to feast at them. At a regular restruant on a normal day, you should eat regular portions of food to maintain a healthy weight.
>>20504529kekPlease normalize boomerposting
>>20509167Looks delicious
>>20506067"hey man, you want to come to my house, hang out in the yard and have some drinks and a variety of food, including meat cooked on an outdoor propane grill?" or"hey, bbq at my place tomorow, you in?
>>20504529top jej
>>20504524I do not eat beefburgers
>>20506802No you retard a hot dog is when you accidentally forget to let your dog in the house when it's 110° or more.
>>20510678>the style of bbq most are familiar with is American Pit Style BBQNot even close to "most", really only to people from states that insist on making BBQ their collective identity
>>20504524BBQ Burger is usually is without garnishes thoever
>>20511399Hi Hank Hill.
>>20504652Not a real burger.Just stack em up on top and no meme price.
>>20504923>f you put a tablespoonwas I supposed to be putting tablespoons in all along when they said 2 spoonfuls?
>>20504524burgers at a restaurant? How gaudy
>>20504524>shit on grill at public parkNobody cares, business as usual.>shit on grill at restaurant"Oh, how could you! Somebody call the cops!"
>>20504529kek my aunt texts just like this
>>20506076Aussie bros are always so cool
>>20504524I wish I knew people to go to a BBQ with. Showing up to a BBQ with a pack of beers and just chilling would be so fun but I have no friends.
>>20511909Not that anon, but I'd say that most Americans will think of actual slow, indirect heat cooked meat when you talk about BBQ as a type of food rather than an event. A restaurant with "BBQ" or "Barbeque" in the name is always going to be serving some form of true southern BBQ (unless it's prefaced with a foreign country's name, i.e. "Korean BBQ") even in regions where "a BBQ" is a grilling party.
>>20504524>Cooking outside>Using a grill>Putting cheese on meat while still over a heat source
>>20509167Damn that looks good. Why give me a food boner? It's a throbbing whopping erection
>>20507325I drink k cups, I obviously don't care about taste. My machine was a gift from the inlaws, so free. I buy bulk, shitty cups at 10-25 cents a cup. With the amount of coffee I drink it costs me MAYBE $2 a day including the sugar and creamer. Not everything has to be the absolute best of it's kind. If I told you I ate a bologna sandwich for lunch would you scold me and say I need to buy hundreds of dollars of equipment, spend countless hours learning how to use, and make a steak instead of bologna sandwich? Maybe I like bologna. And maybe my taste buds are fried from the cigs and I don't even really taste the coffee, nor want to.
>>20514046>>20507325the only good thing about keurig is convenienceall you do is jam the little cup in and pour water in and push a button. making good pour over requires some autism and a grinder or it's the exact same quality as a keurig with just more steps and mess
>>20506221Both are bad you fat fuck. Most of us est 1 egg and toast, with 2 being reserved for restaurants (aka gluttony). Eating a 1 egg omlete is normal, but for some reason restaurants make 3 egg omlets, but still in a place you expect gluttony.
>>20505551who's in your house judging your meals
>>20505569They think I'm just some dumb hick, they said that to me that at a dinner.
>>20511909>Not even close to "most"That's because when "most" non-Americans use the word they're using it wrong. Yes, I can tell you you're using it wrong because I'm from the south east where the word was popularized. If you had two people, all of China telling you what a mandarin word means and another person from Sudan telling you what a word means in Mandain. Which is correct?
At BBQs you are usually outside and maybe doing physical activity so eating a couple hamburgers isn't that crazy. Of course there's fatasses who just sit there and eat. At a restaurant you're just sitting for 40 mins eating a 1lb pound burger with fries and appetizer
>>20514571>eating a couple hamburgers isn't that crazyYou don't eat hamburgers at BBQs, you eat them at cookouts. >At BBQs you are usually outside Not really. It takes a long time to smoke meat so usually you invite people over when it's done and eat in the kitchen.
>>20514551All of China? Even the Cantonese regions? Yes, I'd trust the Chinese. And I'd trust all of USA, not focus on a parochial corner of it.
>>20514551I know these things can be hard for you guys, but Australians speak English natively.
>>20514551How can you lack the self awareness to see that you are the exact kind of moron mentioned in the post?
>>20514551Depends on whether or not the mandarin word existed before China came into being
>>20507269He meant go back to facebook. Tourist
>>20504524this is a false premise, no one is shocked if you order 2 burgers from mcdonalds.
>>20515134Not shocked, no. We can tell that's what you'll be doing the moment you waddle in. We still judge you.
>>20514628>all of USAThe vast majority of the United States are referring to Pit BBQ. This is a fact. >>20514632Yes, but BBQ isn't a native English word. It's a native American word. You would know that if you read my previous posts dipshit.>>20514822Your reply doesn't make sense. You probably replied to the wrong person. >>20514972Huh?
>>20515144
>>20515207This is me, the fat guy.
>>20515180The word comes from Spanish
>>20515207This is me, the mean guy that insults total strangers for no real reason.
>>20515207the site is gone so i can't copy paste it but there was a story>mcdonalds asked me to pull into a spot to wait for my food>obese worker waddles out and hands it to me saying "sorry for the wait">he responds "it's okay you'll lose it"
