Which Equestria Girl do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?
>>41088011God I wish that was me~
>>41088011fluttershy hands-down
They're human, so none
>>41088011All of them. MY LITTLE PONY: SEXQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>41088175Is Fluttershy smart? I want our children to have as much advantage as they can get.
>>41088246Yes, she is
>>41088408>Another mary sue god EQG is trash
>>41088413>Fluttershy can do highschool level calc>guy who probably took musical theatre all four years sees that as savant behavior
>>41088408What is even going on here?
>>41088443theatrecel detected
>>41088423>highschool level calcmaybe in gib-filled Sweden with free university. Otherwise this isn’t amerimutt math retard, and it looks like physics which not everyone in school fucking does
>>41088473>americans can’t take PHYSICS in high schoolwhat the fuck? I’m Canadian and that shit was elective. Are you telling me you retards don’t even have that available for you to take? That the earliest way you can possibly learn entry level physics in school isn’t until you’re in fucking university? Fucking hell, the day of the grill is incoming. You guys are too fat, retarded and racially impure to stand up against Canadian bvlls. Pedro and mr gonzales form the backbone of ur economy and they both hate America and will both flee home as soon as we declare war. prepare to be vasselized mutt
>>41088164FPTP
>>41088522>the day of the grillAs a burgerfat this made me lol
>>41088522>racially impure to stand up against Canadian bvllsAre you kidding me? Your entire country is being overrun by jeets right now, lmao.
>>41088446I'm asking in earnest. Looks like mechanical physics, but I don't recognize it.
>>41088558This is literally A level physics, my guy. My Asian buddy learned this shit when he was in elementary school. The stereotype is real, his parents would legitimately kick the shit out of him if he didn’t do math from Khan Academy and stuff. Dude went straight to work at this tech firm right out of high school tho so it might’ve paid off
>>41088011I don't want Flash Sentry, Timber Spruce, Weird Al or Ace Thruster's sloppy seconds. Please understand.
>>41088568What is being calculated? I know it's A level physics. I'm not really a physics guy.
>>41088572>he thinks that every mare in Ponyville is a virginPonies fuck, and they do it all the time. If you show up to Equestria a virgin, all the mares will giggle at your inexperience
>>41088522Physics was an AP class in my high school
>>41088576Were were mares mentioned? That's about doug gurls
Her, hands down all the way no condom just breed and impregnate
>>41088522Physics is high school material at 12th seniors, and it still doesn't mean she should be smug about it. it's OOC trash straight from barbiefag writers
>>41088011>Pajeets keep spamming crayolaays on /mlp/ cause they never get any poon
>>41088659
>>41088522Canada is a joke country.
>>41088576>He wants to go to whorequestria
Rarity for sure she's got them fine looking hips.
>>41088679>he wants to go to kinderquestriaI like Ponyville ran by ADULT mares, you sick fuck. Fillyquestria would collapse in less than a day.
>>41088011Scootaloo.
>>41088686>take normal sexy image>crudely paste eqg head on topi don't like it, because it's inaccurate. i accept that it is sexy, because flesh + boobs + underwear, but the fact remains that it is inaccurate and therefore bad.
>>41088638She's being smug because she was talking to a bird during class and Trixie called her out thinking the bird was doing her math for her.
>>41088011Shim Sham
>>41088011https://poneb.in/6EANBAsf 's Fluttershy did me in and I haven't been able to recover.
>>41088690>If you're not a whore you're a childImagine being this retarded, harrowing.
>>41089953>the mares are all of prime breeding age>they just… don’t fuck for some reason Enjoy your Equestria full of frigid mares, faggot. >inb4 mares wait until marriage then enjoy having exactly sex exactly once a year, faggot. Once you get her pregnant you can’t have sex with her again until she gives birth or the kid will end up retarded. Horse owners actually isolate gravid mares from stallions so they can’t have sex because if they do it has a really high chance of crippling/killing the foal. So yeah, enjoy either having sex once a year, or raising a bunch of brain damaged foals. I’m gonna be out here having tons of consequence free sex with my marefriend that is NOT for the sake of reproduction, and I’m ok if with it if she’s had a coltfren in the past
Wallflower Blush
>>41088522**Indian and Filipino BVLLS
Moondancer.
>>41088011
>>41088011VP Luna for me, I love her so much. Would marry her first then do as OP
>>41089973>I’m gonna be out here having tons of consequence free sex with my marefriend that is NOT for the sake of reproduction.No you aren’t. At best you’ll be able to watch her get fucked by different colts and zebras after giving her all your money because you’re not an 8+/10
>>41090689COME ON AND SLAM
>>41090991AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
>>41088011if you don't say shimmer you are basically retarded
>>41090476Why would she go and get STRIPED? There’s like one canon zebra and she’s a mare. Also my marefren and I would be exclusive
>>41091777What that zigga is ugly as hell
>>41089989Imagine the smell
>>41091777>Also my marefren and I would be exclusiveIf she really likes sex, she’ll seek it out with the best she can find, which statistically is almost certainly not you. And because there’s no consequences, she has now reason to stay with you
>>41093545Good shit
>>41088011I want to go five rounds with Lyra, finishing inside each time, without pulling out until we're both spent.
>>41089949Holy FUCK Anon you can't just post pics like that unspoilered
>>41095139holy shit, is this legit?
>>41096961If you're asking if they showed her in this outfit in official media, yes. There's another shot of Lyra, Vinyl, and Derpy where you can see even more of their butts (Lyra and Vinyl, Derpy out of frame in this shot has very defined hips). I forget what the video is officially called, everyone just calls it "Hotties on a Yachty" because of one of the lyrics. No clue how they got this past Hasbro.
>>41097500They were feeling horny and very based that dayAnd for me, it's Derpy
>>41088193This.>no hooves
>>41096961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgLxH0syC5EFEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS RAW, UNDILUTED, CINEMATIC KINO. TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT THE START OF THE VIDEO
>>41097723They're absolute beauties
>>41097739I wonder how Andrea Libman felt knowing she was very clearly singing the words "HOTTIES" to describe the EQG cast, who are clearly teen high school girls, especially during the summer swimsuit themed episodes/videos etc like their swimsuits or some of them such as Sunset's are 2lewd but this is the most explicit time when they spell it out you're supposed to find them hotAnyway if i pull my cock out at the start I like to try and cum before the end
>>41095139>using your own cum as lube
>>41097723>that slight lyra butt>armpits overtly sexual but tastefully restrained
>>41097937That is what pre is for
>>41097937? Do you not know that before lube all we had was pre??
>>41097723UNF
>>41088011sunset shimmer
>>41099054>>41098267What about a women then
>>41097739These summer shorts and this video is better than most porn
>>41096961Ah yeah this >>41088595 was Vinyl's outfit.
This bitch has no purpose in her life other than to serve as the mother of my children and the recipient of my misogyny.
>>41102442I want to run my finger and/or tongue up and down every crease.
>>41089953Oh god this is so hot
>>41088522You can take physics in American high schools. Also,>canada
>>41102442FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>>41102442>>41105338Pinkie's just the best, regardless of form
>>41088011My forever love Starlight Glimmer of course
>>41106229Sexo
>>41106229fuckin hell
>>41106241SEX WITH EQG GLIMMER
>>41106229>ywn have a ponk wife
>>41107804We'll make it one day
>>41108299hnng