Female ferrets, once they're mature enough to breed, will become extremely ornery and violent if they aren't bred. If they go on long enough without being inseminated, eventually the estrogen buildup in their bodies becomes so severe that it will kill them, they become lethargic once its really bad and then die of anemia. So inability to breed is a death sentence for a female ferret. I doubt this is unique to ferrets, but I haven't studied the issue. It seem likely, judging from their behavior, that human females go through something similar, although not severe to the point of death. Inability to breed seems to turn women into massive bitches and I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity. So my theory is that if you know a girl who is a massive bitch and she isn't on bitch control of getting fucked regularly then thats probably because she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately. Is there any actual scientific research thats covered this topic? I don't know much about it outside of my familiarity with ferrets and my experiences with women.
>>16149740How did you learn so much about ferrets?
>>16149750I used to keep pet ferrets, but I decided to stop because they only live half a decade or so and its sad when they die. My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.
>>16149777Get a tortoise or a turtle, or perhaps a hybrid of the two
>>16149777>>16149825how about African Grey Parrot>he can speak>he can do math (not very complicated)>he lives 100 years so find a young bird and he will outlive you
>>16149858I know some people who were involved with the Alex experiment, it took a whole staff of people to pull it off, getting a bird to perform like that would involve spending all of your time on it and you'd have to hire assistants as well.
>>16151211(((jon levine)))
>>16152786if they don't control the media, why are such a disproportionately large number of journalists jewish?
>>16149777>outlives meTardegrade?
>>16149858Never do that. The bird becomes "engaged" to you, it's very monogamous, and will spend the rest of its life mourning you in depression. It's actually illegal for this reason in many cunts to keep narcissitic brainlets like you from torturing an animal beyond your grave
>>16149740>I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity.yeah they emulate pregnancy
>>16149777did you ever help out one of your female ferretsz?
>>16153634they vigorously discriminate against non-jews in all hiring and promoting actions
>>16153724Animals can't be "tortured" God mad man master of all the plants and animals and we can do with them as we please. You have to be mentally ill to think that animals are human or equal to humans. Do you really have such a low opinion of yourself that you think you're equal to a dumb bird that can barely learn to count even when it has a staff of full time tutors devoting years of their life trying to teach it?
>>16154259Indeed. They don't actually control the media (which would be impossible to do completely), but they are insular, discriminatory, generally well-educated, and well-off. It's no surprise they get a lot of high-up positions.
>>16151211Goddamned incels, /r9k/ are an embarrassment.
>>16155186/r9k/ should've remained shut down the first time moot deleted it
>>16154276>discriminatoryand nepotistic
>>16154264>Animals can't be "tortured"they can't be murdered either
>>16154264AGI gonna fuck you up
>>16149740>>16149750I thought it was that a ferrets vagina would seal up if they didn't have sex
>>16158284Nope, they die of anemia induced by hormone overdose.
>>16149858African Grey Parrots don't live that long.
>>16153724So you're saying a parrot is a better companion than a woman?
>>16160909A pet rock is a better companion than a woman, what's your point?
>>16160912That there is no issue with a bird becoming "engaged" or whatever weird concepts you furries come up with. They are cared for by their owner and live a happy life.
>>16150829>the Alex experimentFake and gay, Dr. (((Pepperberg))) never published any academic works on the topic, she was unwilling to submit to the peer review process. She got to go on PBS because PBS doesn't mind shilling frauds as long as it fits their left wing narrative.
>>16149750Probably a Canadian (bestiality is legal there)
>>16149740>she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately by those she deems attractive.FTFY
>>16162255you'd be hard pressed to find any mustelid that isn't adorable
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>>16153657retardegrade
>>16164336Gradah
>>16161775typical, i knew something about that parrot story seemed wrong
>>16165141its just another made up soience fairy tale, just like dark matter, covid, global warming and everything else the soience scammers are constantly shilling. the only reason they ever communicate is to spread their manipulative lies, so if they're shill some soience tale then you know its fake
>>16166856>gibs me dat fish>gibs me dat fish fo free muffuggin whitey
>>16149740All womens are bitches, everytime, at any place you enormous faggot.
>>16166856it smelled those fish in a closed bucket from that distance. how come we don't have an electronic detector that can do that?
>>16154264>>16166285On the contrary, science doesn't give enough credit to animals, and treat them little more as automatons, despite recent concessions. "Instinct" is essentially absent from mammals. They understand what they do.Counting horses and other such fairy tales are completely plausible. Camels can tell when they are being abused, and act accordingly. Monkeys understand fairness. The whole "Canis" genus is only a species, with different cultures.
>>16153724Why isn't it illegal to do it to people?
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>>16149777>My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.That is messed up.
>>16169901>this Photoshopped meme owns the libs.Either the bird is unnaturally large or the mouse is unnaturally small. Facts are facts. Birds eat seeds. They are civilized creatures with no need for meet. That's why you don't lay dead rats in a birdfeeder you fucking moron.Go back to fucking your sister in you're trailer park, Cletus.
>>16170091This bait is simply too long to be considered effective, sorry
>>16149740I read this entire post in Trump's voice involuntarily.
>>16169901How does this relate to my post?
>>16149740That could be helpful for humans, and therefore is banned by the deep state.
>>16170362that was over a century ago its only gotten way worse since then
Trump drew over 100,000 to his rally in New Jersey today
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>>16168593they do, they're restricted for military use only because they can be used to sniff out our soldiers
>>16173039'uge!
>>16149740i have no idea how the female body works but I know menopause is a thing, maybe it helps women not beingt killed by their hormones?
>>16149750You have to know these things when you’re king.
>>16170091>this pic is photoshooped >falcons are actually vegetarians
>>16149740Fuck off
>>16175908why does this topic upset you so much? do you plan on never having children of your own? why not? are you too selfish and self centered to consider ever caring for someone other than yourself
>>16165141You should have figured it out the second you saw that the scientist in charge was a jew
>>16177638this, its ridiculous in this day and age that anyone is still giving a jew the benefit of the doubt
>>16154264You are an idiot
>>16178980you have to resort to name calling because you're incapable of rational discussion
>>16154259International mafia family
>>16179477literally all the statements in your post were wrong and unrelated to one another,> Animals can't be tortured because god made man master of all animals Do you even know what torture means?
>>16180016>Do you even know what torture means?You don't, the definition of the term specifies that it can only be applied to humans. I bet you think animals can be murdered too. Do you know what the word "tort" means or are you too illiterate?
>>16149750This is what Christians used to say before they tortured people>How do you know this?>Why do you know this?A tale as old as time itself. Doesn't matter if it's about ferrets, electromagnets, cognitive science, drugs. You start talking about something they don't know about they want to know how you know it because deep down they resent you and think you have the devil in you for knowing something they don't. Especially when you are providing sources. They can't pull the muh source card so they brow beat you over knowing something they don't and want to see how you came to know it.
>>16180994I really hope nobody here is stupid enough to fall for your pilpul bullshit in the future. You are a mentally ill narcissistic sociopath which is why you area. a lawyerb. pretending to be one in your head looking up legal definitions that exist within a system for a specific purpose, to apply the law, and pretending this means you are morally correct.How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>16181036anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that
>>16181036frfr fuck christoids>>16181515and also ignorant people
>>16181572I mean they're basically synonymous and they're not all christians. In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians. I'm more willing to believe that more atheists are stupid than religious people, personally.
>>16181515>anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know thatAnd stupid people are more likely to be devoutly religious.>>16181609>In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christiansThere isn't. It's been studied to death too. Also it has numerous long-term historical attestations.Napoleon famously pondered on why his sponsored scientific team were less devout than he was because naturally he expected the most devout Christians/Jews to be given privy insider knowledge by God.Abrahamics are routinely surprised or disappointed when non-believers or agnostics live longer or are more intelligent/gifted.In a way I feel sorry for them.
>>16149740>Be female>Hit puberty>Half of all people you meet pretend you're interesting and useful>Get first crack at college applications, job offers, etc.>People buy you gifts and do whatever they can to make your life easy just for a minute of your attention>Sometimes complete strangers will send you money over the internet just for being there>Get showered with compliments and attention so constantly you take it for granted, it even gets kind of annoying>Turn 30>It all disappears in an instantNo wonder they all go nuts.
>>16181036>out of nowhere making a post completely unrelated to the thread topic screeching about the supposed evils muh christians rent free you should see if you can get a tax deduction for letting them live in your head like that
>>16182217>It all disappears in an instantnot if they have children
>>16182217Women are attractive during their fertile years and otherwise are not because you're attracted to them due to their potential fertility.
>>16154264You're aren't their "master" you are a "steward of the Earth". Your job is to guide and utilise animals for the greater good. It's a responsibility from God, not an excuse to be cruel and uncaring. You will be judged accordingly
>>16185740you can't be cruel to an animal any moreso than you can be to a plant or a fungus, your grandiose idea that you own the entire planet and its your job to take care of it is pure mental illness.
