Do paper straws really contain gluten?
The National Celiac Association website points out that paper straws are unlikely to contain gluten.
>>16167977I don't think you're supposed to eat the straw when you're done
>>16168080How would they know? They're not in the paper products manufacturing business
>>16168104Because gluten is wheat protein, not tree protein.
>>16168972you have no idea what you're talking about
>>16168104Holy shit. How can you make any informed purchasing decision as a consumer ? After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.
>>16169422>After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.Hello, Frenchman. How are things in Paris?
>>16169422This but because consumers are retarded
>>16169422>After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.I make shit, I am well aware of the markets.
>>16169422Damn good at it too.Some say the best, now I wouldnt go that far...but Ive befouled a many a porcelain shrines in my day. Just a simply tootin' man, thas all.
>>16167977I still need to know what contains all the glitter.
>>16169413Please explain to me which trees produce gluten.
>>16167977Thats not the only health concern about paper straws
>>16170306Nice job science, thats such a set up from plastic straws.
>>16171005why does it always work out this way?
>>16170150>befouledI FUCKING MEAN IT.GUN SHOT CRIME SCENES.I made my subconscious submit to MY will, not the other way around. Made my body really believe I would kill it with fasting or a bullet if it didnt comply.>The whole story of a god losing an eye, Internal Jihad.
>>16171860(R)Eject (Real number R) BioHazard or eat them.Ascend.
I know his smell by heart, Ive broken many a breads with his kinfolk.Trashkin. Oscar the Grouch is their Avatar.
>Gluten intolerance.My wife got Celiacs after pregnancy, me being Rh- and her not, her body reacted to the baby as a foreign body and had an allergic reaction during birth.After she had a number of Phenomenological/Physiological changes/health issues...like she was poisoned.A marriage only really possible thanks to birth control (Psychiatric manipulation via NioChemistry implamts (metal or chemical)), otherwise we wouldnt have been a couple.
[drinks from a tea mug]Whats in plastic?Especially ones put in microwaves and cook oily foods, they meld...and exchange....ye been warned, People.
>Im in control of me.Sure some nasty part of you hasnt hijacked the rest of the system?
https://youtu.be/AtacYTLWO_g"I was following my passions."Im sure you were.
>>16171858You mean why is the "new and improved" (((greeen))) versions of products always more expensive and less desirable than the original version? One thing is for sure, it isn't like that because ecotards are trying to make the world a better place.
>>16167977yes, paper pulp type trees produce gliadin and glutenin
>>16175040just imagine that they had to put that in their instruction because a gluten schizo though they'd invented a toaster than magically removed gluten from bread
>>16176180Well the defrost setting removes frost, so why doesn't the gluten free setting remove gluten?
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>>16176765how come science can't answer this important question?
>>16168080They receive funding from the paper straw manufacturers
>>16179400Not surprising, wheat is the world's 2nd largest crop, theres a lot of money involved in the gluten business
>>16167977Yes, of course, can't you read that sign?
>>16171925The aliens grow an antenna in an attempt to contact their fellows.
Even some chance they contain something bad is bad. When you add the fact that paper straws are fake and gay, you know what's the right choice.
paper straws are made out of recycled toilet paper. only a filthy scumbag would put something like that in their mouth
>>16168972a tree is just a realy big wheat
>>16182672Lol no.
>>16182477disgusting, thats as good as putting a complete stranger's poop in your mouth
paper straws are garbage, why did science force this stupid meme?
>>16184994Scientists are a pox on humanity
>>16184994Because they're stupid
