If you dare to play a female character, I will introduce a handsome, seductive, slightly muscular yet effeminate male love interest and have him constantly hit on you throughout the session just to annoy the fuck out of you.
oh nooo I would hate that haha
Why not an extremely masculine, super muscular violent barbarian who rapes the female character?
>>92698300Hot.
>>92698300>effeminateDoesn't really work for the ddlg thing I was going for.
>IF I HAVE A SUSPICION OF U ERPING IN MY GAME I WILL ACTIVELY ERP WITH YOUAre you retarded?
>>92698300
>>92698310The problem is that's too blatant. It's too obvious. The best kind of undermining is like netorare, where the other party isn't aware of what's going on and can't protest without being troublesome. He just gets a vague, sick feeling that something is wrong, until it's too late to do anything about it.By that time, his girlfriend is already sucking off her entire college tennis team and loving it. Like cancer, basically.
>>92698300That's kinda gay
>>92698328No he's right, if it's not the kind of ERP that one player wants, it will fuck with his head.Imagine if a really, really ugly girl, a real slampig, was constantly trying to fuck you. Sure, you like sex, but you really don't want to stick your cock in there, do you?Exactly.
>>92698300That's neat and all, but that character doesn't fit in with everyone else's characters so you are going to have to make a different character.
>>92698300what if he dies tho
>>92698356Nah it's fine, he's my male human Fighter's buddy, I'll vouch for him.
>>92698300Now I know you don't actually play games much less run them but this sorta happened to me recently. All my PC did was assume he was a rentboy and offer to pay his fare for the party's hulking brute to have a go with him. That shut the twink up real quick.
>>92698362It's cool, his older, hotter Bard brother will show up next session. If he dies, their hotter cousin will be in the next one.
>introduce the characters to a helpful detective sidekick>always points out clues their stupid asses miss>makes connections they miss>in the final battle the detective gets btfo>crew realizes it was a she all along>those playful jabs make a lot more sense now>those questions about what the fuck everyone's going to do once this eternal evil is put down ring a bit more heavily now>she dies>and the bad guy gets away that same fight
>>92698378Guess she's solving the mystery of:>Is there any afterlife?
>>92698377Will the hotness ever reach an asymptote?
>>92698300So basically the kind of twink fuckboy that teenage girls on Tumblr dream about?
>>92698368This is a magical girl game, did you not get the message in the group chat? you also need to remake yours.
>>92698333what the actual fuck is wrong with you
>>92698437He's been exposed to NTR for too long, mayhaps.
>>92698439Sorry no, you might want to consider another group if you cannot make an appropriate character.
>>92698300If that's your character then, lol lmao get katana'd idiot.
>>92698488This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims
This would be one of the times I would go: "Are you sure?" at the DM when I am the player.
>>92698300I rally a lynch mob to have the pedophile tarred and feathered.
>>92698300don't threaten me with a good time
>>92698300>>92698310>extremely masculine, super muscular violent barbarianThat one is for raping the male characters
>>92698300Not realistic enough, he got to have a high social status.
>>92698300>constantly hit on you throughout the sessionthat's kind of gay, isn't?
>>92698300What will you do if they're receptive this plan seems poorly thought out
>>92698700kek
>>92698300I'll accept only if my character ends up married and impregnated by the love interest
>>92698300He gets raped, enslaved, and sold within 3 sessions.
>>92698300True story: got a friend into playing tabletop who had really only played MMO type games where he always made a hot chick to look at. I told him this wasn't that kind of game but he insisted on making a hot chick with seductive qualities and went on and on about how skimpy her outfit was, etc.First session, I threw a prince at them who kept hitting on the PC. Next session he made a new character that was a dude.
>>92702234this can only happen with a guyimagine a girl always making super-manly fighters like Graknok the super masculine barbarian who is only wearing a loincloth and who is for some reason always oiled upof course, Graknok is going to get the princess
>>92698353>handsome, seductive, slightly muscular yet effeminate male>player is already playing a girl anywayWhat stops them from playing along, ERPing relationship, sex, henchmaning and marriage and retiring to live happily ever after?
>>92698300jokes on you, I like that. and if he sucks I can gut him, that's the fun of a ttrpg>>92702844lmao now I want to try playing an oily hot straight dude and see if it will fly. he's going to be a buff wizard with long hair and a beard who goes around with his robe open, though
>>92698300Well, I'm a female player irl, so I'd be fine with that.Although I'd rather play the male twunk myself (but not do anything lewd or romantic in the sessions, that stays in my personal fantasies).
>>92698300are you sure you want to play that game?
>>92702135I played a bisexual female for my first female character, but the rest have either been straight (one of them even had kids and an ex-husband), or their sexuality never came up.
>>92698300I had a GM that did this, and I just murdered the NPC. Wasn't even the one playing the girl, I was just annoyed with this twink slowing shit down, so I drowned him in a hog wallow and sold his corpse to a barber-surgeon. I miss WFRP.
>>92702844I've played with a chick that did that. Though the guy was more like Johnny Bravo trying to be Conan the Cimnerian.
>>92698300Do that for my male character pussy
>>92698333That sure sounds like a crazy excuse to be posting your weird cuckold fantasies.
>>92698300you think i won't play gay chicken with you boy
>>92698300Sure, whatever, but he's gonna get kneed in the balls if he's just a spaz.>>92698321Almost all of the lesbian/bi female characters I've seen have been played exclusively by women. Really, almost every woman I've played with had a lesbian/bi character. It's kinda funny. I've played with a lot of different people over the years, yet somehow I'm one of the only ones who's played a straight female PC. I guess that's the consequence of playing with mostly college students.
>>92698300Okay.
>>92698300Please don't, I'd hate that.
>>92698411>reach an asymptotenigga, please, think before you post
>>92698300Gay. Not even the fun kind of gay.
>>92705386Why would anyone want to play a straight (or even bi) female pc?No way I'd want my PC to stay behind because she got pregnant.
>>92698300I did that to the guy who was playing his waifu in my campaign. His character ended up marrying the dude.
>>92698321I've had female players play dudes and be like OMG I'M SOOOOO GAY I LOVE COCK! and then I make women flirt with them. It is pretty funny to do that, either way.
>>92698300Cool, the last female character I played was a Lunar Exalt with a parasitic wasp totem. Her beastman form was basically a xenomorph queen that skipped the facehuggers and would just sting her brood into you, it was a kink for her to seduce men for some fun before turning into a monster and stuffing them with hungry larvae.
>>92708112This is why I only play priests or elderly characters and just refuse every NPC's advances.
>>92708100Have you tried not having sex with every man you come across, you whore?
>>92698377And if I cast raise dead on the previous two after the cousin comes over?
>>92698300I'm very happy for her to now constantly have an opportunity to extol the virtues of dying in glorious battle. He's not a coward, is he?
>>92698300I rape him in a broom closet after giving him a spiked coffee. The smutty dime novels should been enough of a hint I wasn't to be trifled with.
>>92698333I've seen scat fetishists that deserve more respect than you people
All these men in this thread acting like a handsome muscular twink wouldn't be sleeping with every woman in the party and a 50 mile radius.Just look at how much women thirsted over Astarion, fatbros have no chance against twink chads.
>>92708268> Every manYou only need 1 time with the PC's actual romantic partner and poof, you've lost your character.You don't need to worry about such things if you play a male character or a lesbian/asexual female.
>>92708347>Anon thinks women get pregnant immediately upon having sex.No minors, go back to Twitter.
>>92708268>>92708347>>92708369it's a magical fantasy world, you'd think they'd have contraception in the form of birth control potions and pubic tattoos infused with magic for birth control >which you need to renew like every three years and don't use dispel magic on it
>>92708405>pubic tattoos...coomer.
>>92708369Not irl, but it's always the fucking case in fiction and with shit (ie. the majority) dms
>>92708417Real DMs roll for ovulation and then insemination.
>>92708100>No way I'd want my PC to stay behind because she got pregnant.Cassil and Nararoot, both found in the 3e Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting.The former costs only 1 gp/dose and renders a male who ingests it infertile for 3d4 days, though it takes an hour to set in.The latter is even cheaper, 2 sp/dose. It tastes like licorice. Shavings of it steeped in a tea, it renders a woman infertile for 1d4+2 days. Chewed raw it tastes unpleasant but has a stronger effect, rendering her infertile for 2d4+4 days.Both are pretty inexpensive - less so for ordinary peasants, but even a 1st level adventurer should easily be able to afford it on-demand. A female PC just has to make sure to have some nararoot tea every few days in a setting that features it, and pregnancy will never be an issue.Remember, you're in Ed Greenwood's Magical Realms. He wants you to have fun.
>>92708493Greenwood is also what happens if you OD on that.
>>92708474>>92708493Yeah, annoying and gross.Making your PC male or a lesbian skips that shit.
>>92708493also some races are less fertile than others, elves are like 5%, humans like 20%and some races can just will themselves to 100%and some races have like mating cycles
>>92708347Okay, let's consider how many things need to align here.>PC needs to have a romantic partner during the time of the campaign>PC needs to meet up with him>PC needs to choose to have sex with him>PC has to have vaginal intercourse with him>PC's romantic partner has to fail to pull out>PC and her romantic partner have to fail to employ any contraceptive measures available in the setting (or those measures fail)>PC has to actually get pregnant from said intercourseSo if all those conditions align, your character is impregnated. So then in a month or two, she might become aware she's pregnant, assuming she doesn't suffer a miscarriage as a result of her active adventuring lifestyle. And then in another month, again assuming she hasn't suffered a miscarriage in the interim, the pregnancy will no long be ignorable and your character will either have to retire or abort it. All of this is assuming your campaign takes place over a period of time long enough for any of this to be an issue.In other words, I'm not very concerned about "losing" my character to pregnancy.
>>92708507Just make your PC male, anon. Men who play women are freaks.
>>92708507Again, have you tried just not having sex, you whore?
>>92708521I do play a male character, my whole point is that I don't get why anyone of either gender would play a straight female character.
>>92708507>Making your PC male or a lesbian skips that shit.Not always.
>>92708516>when your party has to get sidetracked by the resident slut because they have to get to the next big city to find an abortion clinic
>>92708525Again>>92708347I play celibate male characters only anyway.
>>92708516Or just play a male character and fuck whoever you want.
>>92708526Because your female character getting pregnant isn't a serious concern in basically any campaign. I mean, how often do your male PCs actually get pussy?
>>92708533>I play celibate male characters only anyway.So why is it so hard to conceive of a straight female character not having sex?
>>92708546> Not getting blackout drunk and waking up next to some "wait is that thing even female" at some point
>>92708546>how often do your male PCs actually get pussy?When I think of my players, there's usually just one or two PCs that have sex the entire campaign, out of a group of 5-6. And never in any high numbers, usually like once or twice.When we play L5R, it's typically with the NPC they end up marrying. Yes, all my friends are married to their first girlfriend, I think it's how they think.
>>92708531>because they have to get to the next big city to find an abortion clinicNo, any amount of necrotic damage to a pregnant woman will kill a fetus unless the PC makes a successful Constitution save, so really all you need is a traveling companion who can cast chill touch, sapping sting, or toll the dead.
>>92698300Hit on the NPC back. Let's see how far the DM is willing to go.
>>92708543Or just play a straight female character and don't sleep around. What, is the DM mandating that my female character is a slut or has a husband (with weak pull out game) who she has to fuck regularly?
>>92708531Just try pretty much any village wise woman.
>>92708603>Or just play a straight female character and don't sleep around.Where's the fun in that?
>>92698300My character chooses the bear.
>>92708603OP is if he's adding a hot male NPC to flirt with said female NPC.
>>92698300My character's a cannibal, so an assurance of a steady food source too stupid to keep from getting eaten would be appreciated.
>>92708661Not even OP said you were obliged to fuck the guy.
>>92708668Why even pretend that the female character is straight if she won't fuck a flirty hot dude?If a flirty hot woman kept trying to fuck a male PC and he kept refusing, you'd be right to call him a gay faggot.
>>92708690Incel brainrot
>>92708507>annoying and grossHe told you these settings have contraceptives that work, which means you don't actually care about the pregnancy thing.You probably just thing any woman having sex with any man anywhere makes you a cuck.
>>92708690
>>92708705>which means you don't actually care about the pregnancy thing.Nararoot in particular is cheap enough that it can probably easily fall under the lifestyle expenses rule. A female character can probably just be assumed to always have some nararoot tea as long as she's maintaining a Modest (1 gp/day) or better lifestyle, while a male can be assumed to have cassil on hand as long as he's maintaining a Comfortable (2 gp/day) lifestyle.
>>92708705>>92708701I'm a woman, I don't want to think of pregnancy/birth control/abortion crap when playing a game, and handwaving it feels cheap.Again, playing anything but a straight (and young) female just feels better. Of course, an old woman could work too, or a "straight" one who's just ace in denial
>>92708507>Making your PC male or a lesbian skips that shit.Not if you get raped by the right kind of creature.
>>92708852In those cases it's just fantasy horror rather than annoying realism. Plus, no qualms about killing the creatures involved (rapist and fetus)
>>92708836You know you could just not have sex. Most TTRPG players are are pretty well versed in the practice.
>>92708836>I don't want to think of pregnancy/birth control/abortion crap when playing a gameAnd because nararoot exists you literally don't have to. Just say it's part of your normal lifestyle expenses purchases and then that's that, you can have all the sex you want with zero chance of pregnancy.
>>92708836>I'm a womanYeah, sure, so am I.>handwaving it feels cheapBut handwaving the consequences of a dude sleeping around and pumping out bastards is fine?>a "straight" one who's just ace in denialJust because you're not spreading your legs on a daily basis doesn't make you asexual.
>>92708923>But handwaving the consequences of a dude sleeping around and pumping out bastards is fine?Yes, it can even be funny>Just because you're not spreading your legs on a daily basis doesn't make you asexual.> Thread about literally designing a hot male character to flirt with some female PCAs said, just playing a lesbian or a male character is simpler.
>>92698300It's going to break his heart to learn I've been playing a Warforged Artificer in the long run but if that's the role you wanna play have at Anon.
>>92709106She's still got a mouth.
>>92708531>sidetracked by the resident slut because they have to get to the next big city to find an abortion clinicAgain?
>>92709125It's neither soft nor wet.
>>92708874Historically speaking, a lot of cultures had no problem yeeting any fetus they weren't satisfied with. I suppose infant mortality will cheapen the impact of dead babies to a society.
>>92709143A fetus is not an infant, stop trying to make this a /pol/ thread.
>>92709106Guess we're spending the entireto of our next quest reward on upgrades.
>>92709141Not with that attitude.
>>92709059>As said, just playing a lesbian or a male character is simpler.Is it really so much simpler as to be worth noting when contraceptives are so cheap and readily available? Besides which, if you wanted a "simple" character why are you playing an adventurer at all, living life as a farmer or a blacksmith or something is much simpler. Adventurers pretty much by necessity already lead complicated lives.
>>92698300Kek, the opposite happened back when I played Ghosts of Saltmarsh and the GM made Xendros hit on my (male) PC (I’m a dude and playing female PCs would be impossible for me because it would mess with my ability to immerse into the character proper). He probably did it because my PC was an Aasimar.
>>92709143Still, I'd rather not deal with that sort of crap in-game.>>92709135Actual cumbrain trash
>>92709059Having sex is not simpler than not having sex
>>92709219It's polarizing for sure, but since most media takes the exact same stance of "best not deal with it / not mention it at all" my selection of available examples that do touch on it is somewhat limited.
>>92709219>Still, I'd rather not deal with that sort of crap in-game.You seem extremely insistent on it for not wanting to deal with it. There is literally nothing stopping you from playing a straight female character who doesn't get pregnant except your own autism about it.
>>92708633I would totally make a female character if it meant getting hit on by a bear instead of an allegedly male genshin character
>>92709462Are we talking a literal member of Ursidae Family or metaphorical big hairy dude?
>>92709135Name of the game?
>>92709952LonaRPG
>>92708493Magic of Faerun for 3e FR also has Potions of Infertility for a guaranteed 30 days of no pregnancy.More expensive of course.
>>92698333The most sane cuckold.
>>92708280The female character gets a reverse harem of romantically aggressive pretty boys.
>>92708836>I’m a womanAs the ancient laws of this land dictate, tits or GTFO
>>92709244It is, actually.
>>92698300Jokes on you and that loser, I only played hebophile lesbians
>>92711519I'm going to play them off each other to make them do silly things.
>>92714870Irredeemable.
>>92698300I had a GM do something like that, introduced the son of a baron, met my character while held captive, had her taken out of the cell, given proper clothes, a room, and servants, only for her to run away. He attempted to recapture her, failed, but since his father was evil the party pushed me to marry him if he’d switch sides and become a double agent, I managed to get him to agree to marriage once the BBEG was dead. So in the epilogue either I’m going to flee the country or end up his wife.
>>92708923I’ve had a female coworker ask if I was asexual because I didn’t sexually harass female coworkers.
>>92715016well you should get on that then
>>92715016Are you one or just a faggot?
>>92698300He's more than welcomed to take up a seat in the corner and watch.
>>92718121>older woman with a kidHot>it straight shotaFrickin plebian. Age difference yuri is where it's at
>>92719281Only when the younger girl is dominating the older woman.
>>92703301Living happily married and retired?! You sick bastards!
>>92698300>effeminateEw, pass. At least throw some hunks our way.
>>92719281You're a tasteless cretin if you truly believe that.
>>92698300Jokes on you I'm into that shitI will bully the fuck out of that twink and be more tsundere than anything you have ever seen in your weeb cartoons, believe you me, I am not joking, I will play this game of gay chicken right up to and then beyond the edge of the cliff
>>92719442You are a massive faggot if you want a dick anywhere near a seductive MILF. There's nothing more that an older, wiser, evil woman seducing and grooming a young girl into her successor and a lover
>>92708165>arthropods>having fetishesYou have a twitter account
>>92719800>You're a faggot for wanting a straight relationshipYurifags can get the rope. Hags exist to seduce young men. Bonus points if it acrually blossoms into a loving relationship.
>>92719281>Age difference yuri
I humbly think that all pedofags of any kind should be left in Death Valley with no supplies.
>>92698300You just dissuaded me.
>>92720642Man, how do you fucking live without putting a bullet into your brain, with opinions that wretched? Hags exist to teach impressionable girls how to love, to create a bond and a romance that is rivaled by none. Boys are icky
>>92721178Shut the fuck up ND
What if the NPC is a smaller, petite lad?
>>92698300I introduced an attractive, successful male character for a male player's female character. He was smitten and rich but hopelessly charmless, so the player had his character swing wildly between threatening to stab him and reciprocating just enough to get money or cool stuff out of him. It worked really well, I thought.
>>92698300Jokes on you my last female character was built for being the butt of jokes so I would only find it funny.
>>92721311Nope, the paladin's got him first. He's gonna grow into a great man and will make a woman a happy wife one day.
>>92698310I could beat that guy up
>>92722517The paladin is that woman, right?
>>92698353What makes you think I wouldn't fuck her?
>>92698300does the artist not know what the purpose of a cleavage window is? why'd he put one on a dude?
>>92698368I didn't ask. Make a new character. Now.
>>92698378why would the questions be any more "heavy" (?) because she's female?
>>92702234Never happened.
>>92702844Women don't play games.
>>92698321What? No it doesn't. They can just decline their advances and continue fucking women.
>>92708268Anyone can just rape you whenever they want, -4 STR
>>92708546Constantly.
>>92698300Alright, I can tolerate that. Just please don't have any monsters drag my character off to be violated and impregnated, then force to RP any pregnancy shit. That'd just be the worst.
>>92708552Have you ever met a straight female human?
>>92709146Yes it is.
>>92709219yeah don't worry, nobody's gonna fuck you lol
>>92712547Isn't, rather.
>>92715016No you haven't.
>>92723835>Game gets sidetracked because the DM keeps having the female PCs get raped and impregnated
>>92723860Look, I know the only woman you know is your mother, so it may shock you to hear that not all women are whores like her.
>>92723937So you haven't met any then.
>>92723895If you were right then no celibacy vow would ever have been broken and pre-marital sex would be the realm of fantasy fiction.
>>92723857You'd roleplay your pregnancy fetish as female character with me, your GM? In private messages?! How could you?
>>92724007Ah I see what you're getting at now. This strikes me as a matter of framing. Not having sex is very simple in proposition, as compared to the effort of finding a partner, but totally resisting sexual temptation isn't simple in the grand scale. Obviously anyone of sufficient character can resist being controlled by their urges, but it's true that many people do succumb. But as far as this applies to playing a character in a game, I have yet to encounter a GM who implemented sexual frustration mechanics. And barring such a mechanic to force it, the choice is thus yours.
>>92723798Men are disposable, women are precious.
>>92705170That's just a green elf.
>>92698300I find the idea of that happening to my Slavic bootleg MGS style clone super soldier turned failed crypto millionaire turned McDonald's burger flipper who drug deals on the side to be incredibly amusing so I don't mind it at all. Could be interesting from a roleplaying perspective too since she's never been in a situation like that before since she's usually the aggressive one.pic only vaguely related since she's currently also an ugly ass pile of scar tissue and radiation poisoning rather than someone pretty
>>92719281Based and would play with
>>92723835No one wants to hear about how you enjoy being ass raped you stupid nogames.>>92723922That not going to be a issue as he will be kicked from the group for trying to eat the dice.
>>92698300... you again?At least get better material next time
>>92719281>Age difference yuriLame and gay. Now size difference yuri, THAT'S the spice.
>>92698300Honestly, I would rather have >>92698310
>>92729056Awww shit, another M_K fan. Age and size difference yuri are both great, but the age one brings much more cute scenes of slow degradation of innocence that, pieces of purify replaced with lust
>>92723811>t. someone who never played tabletop games
>>92698433>he thinks males don't exist in magical girl games
>>92729458But he didn't do anything...
>>92698300My GM has given a love interest to literally everyone but the new hyperautist not!Measurehead PC and that's purely a matter of time. One of them has two wives and is on the way to creating a whole-ass new dynasty by adopting what feels like every talented/blue-blood kid in a 50 mile radius.
>>92698300As a cambion who's demon mother killed the dad during intercourse and ate him, and thinking that's regular procedure, she will remain oblivious at the flirting until it hits her and then she will panic, thinking she's either gonna have to be eaten by or eat that person if this keeps going (this ain't a vore fetish, the character is horrified at this idea and will never do it)
>>92719893>twitter accountI don't think I do, but could you direct me to the account you're thinking of for research purposes?
>>92729639>One of them has two wivesThree, if you count the sword he hasn't awakened yet.
>>92698300For my last female character, that would've been a good avenue to bring her misandry to the spotlight. It didn't really come up much in the game but in backstory she had a record of castrating men that didn't take no for an answer. The female character before that was a lolibaba, everyone would've been creeped out by a dude trying to court her.
>>92720642>t. Emmanuel Macron
>>92698300>If you dare to play a female character, I will introduce a handsome, seductive, slightly muscular yet effeminate male love interest and have him constantly hit on you throughout the session just to annoy the fuck out of you.You fell for my trap, now I get to roleplay out the fact that my lady knight character has issues opening herself up to others and forming meaningful relationships because she has too many stories that end with "and I was the only survivor" and she walls herself off emotionally to not get hurt when the people around her inevitably die from being much squishier than she is.The more she cares about someone the more she is going to push them away, sabotaging any relationship before it can get added to her long list of personal tragedies.
>>92733121Just for that, you're getting a cute dog that follows you around as well.
>>92733141You're a monster
>>92734701Retarded spam bot is retarded
