The king is dead. How does your party pay him respects?
We take over the throne.
loot a dungeon for gold and xp
F
>>92710392F
I loot his body
Rolled 6 (1d20)I roll a Religion check to consecrate his body and send him to the Halls of his fathers.
Truly a great actor. His performance as Theoden was indeed excelent. The scenes on his son's grave and the Helms Deep last charge was highly praised.F.
man, his goatee looks glued on
i piss on him, fuck monarchspower to the people
Where is the horse and the rider?Where is the horn that was blowing?They have passed like rain on the mountains,like wind in the meadow.The days have gone down in the West,behind the hills... into Shadow.
S (for samurai, not spit)
>>92710795On a 6, you accidentally send him to the Halls of his Mothers instead.
It’s sad that that actor died. He was cool
>>92710392He goes now to his fathers, in whose company he now knows no shame...
>>92710392Protectorate till a successor takes over. Ensure that no uprising that threatens a food supplies happens.
Rolled 2 (1d20)I roll to fuck him.
I fart on him.
poop on him
>>92710392Begin the ceremonial pissing and shitting of the pants.
>>92710392Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
>>92711523There are far worse fates than an eternity of grandma's cooking. Damn, I now miss mine.
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>>92710392My party is likely unaware of King What's-His-Face of Castle Who-Gives-A-Fuckington's passing, and continue fighting the various monsters and other threats in the wilderness hundreds of miles from civilization, because my game is for combat and exploration, not improv theater involving kings or politics.
>>92710392Press F
>>92713016Unfortunately they’re in the bodies of their prime so it’s more like an all girls high school or college with all the cattiness and backstabbing.
>cast resurrect
>>92710392>So who do you think pays better: late kings uncle or queens father?>We'll go with the faction that let's us keep the loot!
>>92714894Bodies, but not minds.Plus they're grandmothers of a king, so they're unlikely to have gone through a modern style upbringing anyway.
>>92710392Did we kill the king?
>>92710392F we impregnate 100 nude slave women in his honor....
>>92710392Give his body a big sloppy kiss on the lips.
>>92710392I cast True Resurrection
Which traditional game are you discussing?
>>92722923The one where the king just died and we're paying our respects in various ways.
>>92710392We resolve to wait three whole days before robbing his tomb. We'll probably only make it 1 before getting bored but it's the thought that counts.
>>92723086Wrong answer. Name the specific system this thread is about, and include a link to the purchase page.
>>92710392I press F and fuck his daughter or niece or whatever.
>>92723603>link to the purchase page.Nigger thinks he's in a /v/ Steam thread or some shit.
>>92723603The King's Respects is my homebrew TTRPG system so there's nothing to link to. My group really likes it though. I could share the rules but you seem pretty unpleasant so I don't want you playing my system.
>>92710392With song and legend.
>>92723737Very well, you were warned.
>>92723790Your death will not be remarked on by anyone.
>>92723790No such system, and you don't have a group. Watch the attitude when you reply to me. Give me a real answer or delete your thread. I won't tell you again.
>>92723988I am in this Anon's group and I take exception to you insulting and threatening our gm. I demand an apology on his behalf.
