That was too close! You were almost a *chuckles* Jill sandwich.
>>10942291Barry and his dad jokes, lol
I'd eat Jill's sandwhich
>>10942291I don't get it.
>Do you think we could... see Tyrant now?>Barry, you're SO optimistic!To this day I genuinely don't know what she meant by this.
>>10942291He says jibble not jill
>>10942717I honestly don't understand why they let the Tyrant out in the first placeLike they do it as a joke or something
His sense of comedy isn't the most sophisticated, but it works.
>>10942679Barry would have eaten Jill's crushed remains if he had come a second too late.
>>10942291>JIll: *supressed laughter* "You're right!"
>>10942291You ever wonder how the dialog in RE games would be different if native speakers had written and directed the voice acting sequences?
>>10945234"TAKE A LOOK AT *THIS*""WHAT IS *IT*""IT'S A WEAPON, IT'S REALLY POWERFUL, ESPECIALLY AGAINST LIVING THINGS"is the superior conversation
>>10945234Competence would kill the charm. It works as is because the sheer incompetence of it all is wrapped in a warm blanket of sincerity.
>>10942291what does he say in japanese?
>>10946930>Jill-sama....yamete....YOOOOOOOO *dunk dunk*
>>10946931barry is a true samurai
>>10945234The voice actors were directed by the girl who voiced Rebecca.Make of that what you will.
>>10946947She was based it seems
Jill! That is not regulation!
>>10947056haha what if instead of killing her the zombies just hugged and kissed her without letting go lol that would be so funny
>>10947069NahShe should still being running for her life it's just she's a stripper in this universe instead.>Jill Valentine thought the worst her day could get is a groping bachelor party that couldn't tip, she was wrong.
Daily reminder that only the English voice acting is canon and playing Resident Evil in English is what Capcom intended. This is the same for DMC
>>10947056
>>10947094RE2 was a bad movie, but it felt more like the games than any other movie in the series had a great cast.
>>10947097I love the ps1 version and its voice acting and cutscenes. those actors are the canon look and voices for them in my head. I wish they would have kept up with these cheesey 80s horror setup with the cutscenes and actors and voice clips.
>>10947106There is no Japanese voice acting in the first game and Capcom Japan itself employs foreigners for the mocap and voice acting. Langdon Reuben has a closer relationship with Capcom Japan than the US
>>10947104Worse part is they should have done more with our boy
>>10947101TECHNOLOGY
>>10946874especially when it starts with "whoa, this hall is dangerous"
>>10947106The ending credits music is just absolutely perfect too. It really feels like something from a weird horror movie you'd catch on Showtime at 2am.
>>10947383>the scene where wesker dyes jill's hair blonde and calls her "weskette"re5 was wack man
>>10947394Yeah but it still has one of the best girls
>>10947101What happens if you touch their crotches in this game?
>>10947101So sad that joke would have never been tolerated in the present day.
>>10947425That's not Rebecca
>>10947383Is that RE1 render actually from RE1?
>RE1 is getting re-remadeoh boy can't wait for>wow, what a FUCKING mansion
>>10947425vanilla choco
I sometimes think about this line. Wouldn't pancake be a better word to use than sandwich?
>>10948321>Chris! We need to get the fuck outta here! these motherfucking monsters
>>10948321>ohh my shitting COD
>>10948146>jokesexual assault is a joke to you ?
>>10948570Are you tran, jew, or maybe even both?
>>10948570yeah
>>10947432she pees herself
>>10948570It's okay they programmed her to consent, she's just being coy
>>10946930He says something to the effect of "That room's dangerous! A sandwich was almost made!" So the English isn't wrong it just adds a bit more flourish to it.
>>10947094Ah yes, the white trash version.
>>10948694but how does japanese know what sandwichs is
>>10947101WHAAAAAAATMy mind is blown. How am I only finding this out now
>>10947394It's an awful game that gets defended by zoomers and late millenials
>>10947425>tribal leopard bikiniboy we sure lived on a different planet in 2008
>>10945234The VAs for RE2 & RE3 were fine for the time.
THERE MUST BE A>BACK>DOORSOMEWHERE
>>10948853Zero is probably the only mainline RE game I had less fun with than RE5.
>>10948846It's actually written out in katakana サンドイッチ so it's unambiguous.Which makes me wonder how the game was scripted in the first place. I get the impression the game was scripted into English first and then the subtitles were written in Japanese to the English voice script which would lead to these bizarre word choices
>>10948889that's because a boring bad game will always be worse than a goofy bad game
>>10948326anon the word play joke is grill sandwich, get it? grill sandwich, jill sandwich? how the fuck did this go over everyones head?
>>10948910Tasty
>>10948910
>>10948570Yes>>10948626As far as I know, Jews actually joke about holocaust. Usually it's a pitch-black humour.Not sure if they appreciate non-jews joking about that, though.
>>10948910You call a panini a "grill sandwich"?
>>10948585Damn, the RE2 remake really did give her a case of the tardation
>>10949009You mean cutardation.
>>10948984It's a regional term
>>10949009Darkside already put her on the "pursed lips" retardation train. The cg movies were even worse. The Redfield bloodline needs to end with her.
>>10948146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfjsLmya1PI
>>10947101You can also poke Chris' ass
>>10942291thanks you are invited to the spitroast night
>>10942291*smacks lips*what a rotten way to die
>>10948653thats a lie
>>10947101Well that settles it. This is the best version
>>10949009Retarded Claire is best Claire
>>10948984>And you call it the ultimate lifeform despite the fact it is obviously a failure?
>>10948836Its a common belief that Racoon City is in Missouri...So its accurate?
>>10952135Is this from The Sims?
>>10954171https://www.deviantart.com/chrismonvel/art/Jill-Valentine-Casual-713441614
Ever see the Clan Master art?
>>10942717I think that was the one part of the game we were supposed to laugh at. It plays out like a typical japanese joke at the time where Barry plays the dumb old man and Jill is the young girl cheering him on for gaining his confidence. But it just comes off as really awkward just like many other parts of the script.
>>10945234They already did that with the modern REmakes. They say fuck all the time, even when one straggling zombie comes after you.
>>10944923Made me laugh out loud
>>10942291
>>10955045
>>10955052
>I got almost Barried there!
>>10942291he doesn’t chuckle
>>10948570lol
>>10955329unlike sonic
>>10955471>unlike obamafixed
>>10948910I've legitimately never heard anyone say "grill sandwitch" before.
>>10948910lay off the drugs
>>10948853it gets shit on by zoomers (you)
>>10948626both of those things are okay with sexual assault.
>>10948570Based feminist. Own those chuds.
>>10942291I remember a ytp of the guy who asks for the serum but it said syrup. Used to kek at that a lot.
>>10946874>mansion filled with undead>living thingswhat.........!?
>>10959418That's why he just hands you some grenade rounds instead. It made no sense to give Jill a gun that can't kill dead things
>>10959418I've always assumed that lines like these made perfect sense in the original japanese script, but then got translated into funhouse mirror nonsense, something like:>This item will help you defeat your enemies>It is designed to destroy organic tissue with great powerturns into >>10946874 once they're done with it.
Which one?
>>10961086Brad, it stands out. Barry's is cool too but looks unwieldy.
>>10948570>>10957115samefag
>>10942291Resident Evil is actually a dug induced mass psychosis event.they did some before the raid just for shits and giggles.all the zombies were normal civilians.
>>10962917*drug induced
>>10961086standard.customfags btfo
I love Resident Evil guys
I goon to Jill
>>10955523what about grilled cheese sandwich?
>>10959418>mansion filled with undeadHunters. Acid rounds are the most effective weapon against hunters in terms of damage, tied with the magnum.
>>10963287Oh, and Yawn.
>>10948585>>10949009The remake made her look like Amanda Bynes.
>>10962986Yo, where'd this art come from?
>>10966084Don't know sadly, got it from some other thread. This one is Tsukasa Jun.
>>10961086Barry