anything goes
>>4789740that's an ape you monkey
>>4789746Apes are monkeys.
Is it racist to point out that this gorilla looks like Don Cheadle?
>>4789771Yes. Very much so.
>>4789771>>4789841No, anon, there is nothing racist about comparing animals to people
physiognomy is funny
>>4789746>>4789761apes both of yout. diaper dude
>>4789740>Pongos use medicinal herbs to treat woundsWhy are they not considered better than chimps and bonobos at this point? They even show empathy to non-pongos, trying to help humans out of the water.
>>4789740
>>4789955The field is still a work in progress.Consider the fact that up until the late 80s we had a completely filpped image of chimps and gorillas to reality.A case od a gorilla saving a kid who fell down an enclosure helped put us on the right path.
>>4790035Damn bro, I hate these little guys but I think you are off the deep end.Did you take your medication today?
>>4789851also accurate
>>4789955>betterThey are. Everyone knows chimps behave like a parody of what apes are. Pongos are the improved version in nearly ever feasible way.
>>4789771The truth is racist so you could argue that, sure.
>>4789848oh good
>>4790039>Did you take your medication today?Stolen. By macaques.
I think it's safe to assume that all monkey threads are stealth pity threads
>>4790400how do we keep them pity free?
>>4790439Don't make monkey threads.
>>4789740Well if we are allowing apes then
>>4790439Or maybe call It ape thread or "monkey thread, no longtail Macaqueshits/pityfags"
>>4790446This video was like a classic cartoon gag>You think it was going to be a giant gorilla, but it was a little gibbon. >You relax>The little gibbon still punches you
>>4789965blud is up to no good frfr
>>4789851middle row just looks like monkey putin
>>4790460I love them, they're little gremlins
>>4790640>BOBR KURWA!>AAA
>>4790469Khabib Nurmagomedov looking ass nigga
>>4790120>african hominid looks like an african hominidWho could have ever imagined such a thing.
>>4790640Just imagined him making the Zoidberg whooping sound while running away.
beat up macaques, strangle macaques, throw macaques in the garbage can, tease macaques, bully macaques, drown macaques, starve macaques, lock macaques in small spaces, remove macaque's surrogate mother every second to make them spaz, lock macaques in a Cage, comfort macaques in said Cage and then removing your comforting hand to make them spaz and panic, Lynch macaques, trash up macaques, hang macaques with their pacifier, squeeze macaque tummies so that they gasp for air, remove macaques from their Natural habitat, make macaques do unnatural things, force macaques to stand on their legs damaging their spine, wrap macaques hands and feet so that they cant self comfort with thumb sucking, make macaques act likes humans and do human chores, slave macaques into coconut harvesting, use macaques as source of entertainment in morocco, Pakistan and Thailand, use macaques as literal toys, abuse macaques, pity macaques, torture macaques, make macaques terrified of you, mentally destroy macaques until they are left a broken, unrecognizable messTotal any-other-primate love, Total macaqueshit death (black crested macaques are excluded tho)
>>4791157>ACKhttps://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2024/05/07/woman-pleads-guilty-to-online-monkey-cruelty-offences-after-global-investigation/
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2079630-what-do-chimp-temples-tell-us-about-the-evolution-of-religion/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CMaybe%20we%20found%20the%20first,of%20their%20extraordinarily%20rich%20behaviour.Could it be? have pongos been witnessed doing the same?
>>4791183pittysissies…
>>4790450but I like macaques>>4791183why are so many of them women and dysgenic?
>>4791468>dysgenicWhat genetic disease does she have? Obesity doesn't count.
>>4791485yes it does. she's also a psychopath, that's pretty dysgenic. did you see that southern woman they arrested in the BBC documentary? she looks like a crackhead too.
>>4791468>why are so many of them women and dysgenic?Cute aggression.
>>4791468>womenSpiteful bags>dysgenicPhysiognomy at work
thread is BORING! have a little bastard monkey
>>4791760Why are they like this
>>4791760This monkey is a follower of Diogenes
>>4791784isolation and boredom I guesshe's literally me
>>4791155kek
Is pic related getting pitied or not?
>>4789740>monkey thread>posts a gorilla
>>4791760>"We're not that different"
>>4791784Captivity. They don't do it nearly as often in the wild. Human males have a similar issue.
>>4790741lul i got it anon
>>4792733primates also have a reputation for throwing shit but it also doesn't happen that often in the wild. i think wild chimps even freak out when they accidentally step in shit.
>>4792733>>4793125Captive primates seem to exhibit a lot of fucked up neurotic behavior in general. Plucking out their hair, poop throwing, etc.
>>4793128kind of just like humans
Anyone got the monkey dabbing on the tiger?
For me, it's the baby longtail macaque
>>4793407I got you brosephinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWy9DqsnU0
>>4793922>>4791157>>4793926I love gibbons
>>4790640I love it when they mix animal species into the same exhibit. It feels like such a drunk asshole move>Man, that monkey is looking all smug in that tree. >Fuck it. Let's throw a couple porcupines in there.
>>4793922I'm sure you're fishing for pity posting but I find them cute. If they didn't become scary adults then I'd love to have a baby monkey bro.
>>4793952No, i just think they are cute
i'll take a well trained karate monkey that keeps his space and place in check. well done sensei
>>4793946If I’m not mistaken that’s a zoo in Indonesia. I don’t think most zoos do that or at even allowed to
>>4789740>>4789965>>4790446>>4790469>>4790640He’s literally me
>>4793952imagine playing a game while a baby macaque clings to your leg. sounds comfy.
>>4793989More monkeys should wear clothes.
>>4793989I like how he puts his hands behind his back all innocently after kicking the guy KEK
>>4793989Look at the power they can be taught to wield… they only need a little push…
>>4795070you misspelled "cringe" imagine playing a game while a baby macaque clings to your leg...
>>4791157fart on a baby macaque's balls
>>4795508is macaque pronounced "my cock" or am i tweaking
>>4795900It’s only pronounced like that with a strong Bostonian accent
>>4793989Joe Rogan should be a MMA coach for a chimpanzee for a few months and then release him back into the wild
>>4796155>Joe RoganI can think of at least a dozen people more qualified for the job including my bed ridden geriatric amnesiac grandfather
>scroll youtube>see picture of orangutan>"wounded wild orangutan seen using plant as medicine">put cursor over video>gorilla starts talkingThat is not what I wanted to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LotIelkiZHM
>>4789965That's a guy who's prepping a turd torpedo
>>4789965im black and this is my phenotype
>>4789965This guy should star in movies.
>>4789965Does he know?
>>4791760I've seen two of these in a zoo once, raping a baby against the fence facing the visitors. I looked the little rapee dead in the eye as it was getting bumfucked. It kept screaming.
>>4797340hello? uberbased pity enjoyer?
>>4797385retard doesnt know the dominance rituals of the monkey /ape world.btw fucktards keep posting apes in a monkey thread....
>>4797541Apes are monkeys.
>>4797614
>>4797023well yeah that would make sense
>>4797340I'm not saying what you saw didn't happen, but there's a big chance it wasn't proper sodomy but it was just a more dominant macaque marking a submissive one with their genitals smell. Males and females do it with pretty much everyone they meet and who needs a reminder they belong to them.
>>4797807yeah it's just like how dogs hump each other but don't actually fuck
>>4797807lol so why did that one sperg out? accidentally went in the hole?
>>4797865It was startled because there was a larger animal on top of it. Use your brain
>>4797879probably replying to a pityfag>wtf why do monkeys scream when you flay them???
>>4797881They start screaming the moment you take the blanket away doe
>>4797620YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A TAIL
Monke
>>4797978They are hard wired to think they are going to die if they aren't clinging to something (prefferably their mother)
>>4797879It didn’t react for several seconds you retard stop being a prick
>>4798119arousal? is that the right answer here?
>>4798215I just woke up. Use your brain
>>4798223*It just woke upFuck me
>>4798202this. they have a bunch of natural predators on the ground.
>>4789740>yellow pepperToo spicy
>>4798202>Tie heavy rock to blanket>Let monkey cling to blanket>Drop blanket and monkey into a fish tank full of waterWould it cling until it drowned?
>>4798249you typed that with one hand
>>4798249Now that would be pity. My ideal vide would be grafting sharp metal hooks on the fingers and toes of two baby longtail macaques and have them cling to eachother
>>4798223>>4798226fuck you idiot
>>4798315Here's your (You), you naughty little monkey
>>4797865Haven't seen the full vid and if I'm lucky I never will, but judging from the green security blanket I'm guessing that's a macaque that was raised by humans for a while and has recently been abandoned in the jungle. So it's not a big fan of been embraced by wild animals, even if they are it's own kind.>>4798249Probably. Pic related.
>>4798466Forgot pic.
man i fucking love gorillas
>>4798469
>>4798466Decent explanation. Thanks
>>4798268I did as I do now. What are you going to do about it?
>>4789761Monkeys are worse, but I'm still coping with why we evolve from apes. Are they the best? God couldn't make us dogs or dolphins, or octopi or crows? Every time I look at a fucking monkey I want to kill it.
>>4798751>Every time I look at a fucking monkey I want to kill it.I just want do give it milk and then pull the bottle away again.
pitytroons begone
>>4798756Slappings and tossings are the happy middle ground.
>>4790120Do black people find white people as visually offensive as white people find black people?
>>4798877
>>4798877I think you’d be hard pressed to argue that
>>4798271>Get two monkeys to cling to each other>Drop in water tank>Each time one tries to let go to swim to the surface the other panics and clings harder, dragging both of them down
Primates are pretty stupid, they do not ask questions....
>>4799197yuphttps://youtu.be/Q8LSkWzo2jE
