Torrent archive:>https://rentry.org/payangelEternal wait for the next PGL edition
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Need the new pgl. or i might die
Paychads, I am yet again asking you to toss a magnet link on the ground for us groveling poorfags to feed on. Thanks in advance.
>>1302608Gomez has a 10 minute monologue defending trans rights and Sam had some great input as well. Blowing out his voice from screaming while doing mid standup was a great career choice by him. one of the best PGLs in a while IMO
It got really tense between Gomez and Sam for a minute there. Doubt we'll see them together on a podcast again
samuel dont forget to upload the next pgl your viewers are paying good money for it so they might get angry if you dont upload it in time
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>>1302647hell ye thank ye
>>1302647https://youtu.be/0PvdsyHNkTE?t=15
>>1302641When? When Gomes referred to WP2 as "you guys' short film"?
fastest purchase in a while
>>1302668Thanks for the link man!
>>1302670no problem, took me hours to figure out
>>1302670>>1302673https://fullmode.shop/
>>1302675Thanks brudda>>1302673Suck on Corey Feldman's herpes knotted cock for a while
>>1302647I don't know if this networking episode appeals to stand up enthusiasts, but this managed to be as boring as Sam and Nick's noveau riche car/watch talk. Watched/listened to the whole thing. Amazing how Sam has hours worth of advices for maladjusted losers when he's the one who's impossible to interact with. Nick carries the socializing part of MDE even though he's not that good at all, he's just loud and has a extensive pool of resources concerning contemporary stereotypes, which makes him interesting to listen to. I know that whenever they bring guests is a way to gather contacts with the podcast/stand up scene but they should really stick to creative talk + scifi talk + conspiracy theories + 2000s celebs trash talk with Charls and occasionally Erick. I'm not paying for that btw
>>1302697you sound mad jealous
>>1302647I’m still looking for standup bootlegs
>>1302697>your bullshitI didn’t think it was possible to be this gay. Seek Christ.
>>1302647Thanks bro, got your back, guy.
>>1302709>>1302722I hope Sam reads this bro
>>1302697Sam is not bad at interacting with people. He's a good guy and you're just a jealous loser that needs to get beat up IRL. He knows what he's doing, built MDE from the ground up and you're just a fucking stupid loner nerd typing on the internet.
>>1302697sam is on the phone doom scrolling more than interacting with the guest. if i observed that then others will as well. not a good look. most of what you said is correct. >>1302709>>1302722>>1302752if this isnt bait then you are messed up with incurable simp.
>>1302647nicks schtick has worn very very thin. it's odd i like luis more than sam or nick on this episode.
tj really does look like a serial killer
Sam Hyde is a cocksucking jewish pedophile and it's based watching non-discord raid MDE ads on /tv/ struggle to clear 1 post per hour, usually OP bumping the thread.Maybe he should try being funny?
>>1302752Sam's great at interacting with tranny dick down his throat because he's a stupid lazy faggot
>>1302755Be nice
Charls did way better than he had any right to with Effina, I wonder if Sam lusting after her was what destroyed their relationship back in the day
Fucking bozo.... He's a fucking bozo... He's a fuckin' BOZO. He fucks dudes... Fuckin' bozo....
>>1302858she looks retarded
>its another sam hate threadits all so tiresome.>captcha: G0YTT2
Weed is gay and retarded and for faggots but I will say watching World Peace while high made it 50x better.
>>1302858Yeah having mixed race kids is definitely an epic win>>1302882I can only enjoy weird media when I do drugs because my brain is the size of a peanut!
I don't remember this many people ever defending lowtax when he was being a retarded fag, probably because lowtax wasn't jewish
>>1302887 >bringing up lowtaxAYO THIS NIGGA 40 YEARS OLD LMAO
>fans complaining about half assed low quality content>"NOOOOOOOO LE HATE THREADERINO AGAIN WATCH THE NEW PILL (SECOND DOSE) YOU SUCK!!!!!"Niggas do it for free. Wild
>>1302884>having mixed race kidsi dont know why you're making a point of race mixing when Sammy has an asian girlfriend? lol retardgofile link of latest pgl to stream for those who cant into P2P file transfers>https://gofile.io/d/DxGs0j
>>1302931Who cares if he has an Asian girlfriend if he doesn't have kids? And I didn't condone that either. You fucking imbecile. I'd run you off the road if we were in Rhode Island.
>>1302932>racemixing is LE BAD>b-b-but Sam Hyde he does it and has no kids!! So its LE FINEYour mobility scooter with candyman stickers isnt street legal, so im not too worried.
If Sam had a hapa baby the kid would be cool, unlike all those other freaks.
is there a new pill archive? I know its sams clips but I liked how some of those were edited together
>>1302951https://archive.org/details/the-new-pill-sam-hyde-archive
>>1302887Lowtax didn't have people around who would defend him, only social justice trannies who hated him. MDE has fans still, so of course they'd be forgiving.
>>1302871You were told politely...
>LOOK DISCORD, I CLAIMED SAM HAS KIDS AGAIN TO DISTRACT FROM HIS HOMOSEXUALITY
sam really needs to stop looking at his phone
>>1302932Sam does have hapa kids with her. He’s worse than charls cus the kids are bastards and he’s a nigger with multiple baby mamas.
>>1302979he has to stay up to date on everywhere on the internet talking about him being gayall publicity is good publicity
>>1302647ty for the upload. message to sam: more charls, less forcing everyone to watch networking with spiritual scum
>>1302606Anyone got the Jaihoo's trip to the future audiobook? I'm not paying sam $20>>1302628 https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/2756737335548
>>1302809>>1302808>>1302871>>1302974Hi channinghttps://youtu.be/4Y9kFLIR718?si=Hhbnm8FBTg4MgQ_5
>>1303024https://archive.org/download/hyde-audiobook/hyde-audiobook_archive.torrent
>>1302858Bitch looking like a tranny here still would no cap
>>1303040ladyboy richard ramirez
>>1303038Thanks, I'm not paying that fatty for an audiobook
sam you are fat and stupid and you look like a fucking stupid baby i fucking hate you
>>1303040You'd deep throat a 6 year old no cap
>>1303080sam ive come down off my pills, i love you we should live together
>>1303072KEK
>>1303102shut up you are not funny
Is this the don jolly torrent thread?
>>1303119>posting about yourself againhi you lazy untalented fat fuck!
>>1303125You don't know the first fucking thing about MDE.
>>1303125Hi jet! Made any more thinly disguised torture porn lately?
>>1303125Hi channing
>>1303102kek
>>1303125Hi Samuel!
>>1303125Hi don!
>>1303125Hi kurush!
>>1303125hi parkourdude91!
>>1303125Hi Nic Zerp Rainone!
>>1303125Hi dj kaos!
Hi Edie (male)!
Just re-watched KSTV1. It's crazy how much more energetic and on point he was. When you watch his podcasts now he's like a tired, flaccid old boomer with no zing. Melting into his 2000$ Herman Miller while eating with his mouth open reacting to slop and making Nick do the heavy lifting. And he wasn't even on roids or TRT back then. He needs to lock in and get his act together
>>1303172Yeah it's crazy. I relistened to his series of voicemails about "creatives" and ad guys. Night and day compared to him coughing into the microphone and barely having anything to say.MDE really depresses me now.
>>1303175He likes to think that he's above getting complacent but that's exactly what he's become. Sad thing to see after witnessing his golden age. There's still some momentary glimpses of that, but it's not the same.
>>1303143>>1302809>>1302808>>1302871>>1302974Samechanning>>1303038Nice
>>1303187I used to think Channing was nuts, but after fishslop I'm onboard with the whole project.
>>1303178>>1303175>>1303172It's crazy how pathetic losers like you guys think you know what Sam should or shouldn't do. Hit him up when you're a multi millionaire?
>>1303199MDE used to be about more than grifting brown retards like yourself for easy cash
>>1303200Shut up kid, I'm not brown, why would you even assume that? I'm white. You're such a fucking retarded faggot. Don't even try to tell Sam what MDE is about, you're poor.
>>1303202You had me fooled since you type like an uppity nigger. Go back to watching fishslop.
>>1303202Have you even watched tissue box you nu-mde poser?
>>1303204Fuck you, retard. You're probably brown, don't fucking type about me being a nigger.
>>1303205Faggot. You don't even know what that is. Stop talking as if you know MDE.
>>1302858The girl he was dating before was way hotter. Effina is an actual nutcase. I dont really get what chuck saw in her. It doesnt seem to me like they have an actual relationship. He treats her more like his childbride. Reminds me of DSP and panda lee to be ahnest.
>>1303207Tell me without looking which disco bands instrumental was used at the end of jerry hates wiggers.
>>1303206It's ok if you started watching MDE after the 2070 video man, I won't hold it against you
>>1303211They've never managed to make decent shirts. I've got an OG shooter shirt and it's like the shirts made of napkins. Horrible quality blanks.
>>1303172>he wasn't even on roids or TRT back thenHe was also in the prime of his life. Now he's almost 40 and prematurely aged from injecting drugs and over-exercising because testosterone and the state of society made him more aggressive. Nothing to be done at this point.Always was incredulous at how Sam took a hard line view on weed, alcohol and the rest while doing one of the most hardcore, mind altering substances possible - steroid hormones which alter every system in the body permanently. All this while already being a huge, hulking, 6'5 guy. All he needed to do was stick to a good exercise regimen and he'd have been fine. Alas.
>>1303212wHAT was that post? What shirt was it? The diddy shirt was hot garbage. I blame bicflame
>>1303215Insecurity is so damaging. You can see the point where he starts revelling in being "big" and starts throwing his weight around. I really noticed it in that jhonniey video where he's pushing kurush around, it's not very well intentioned
>>1303217He was complaining about the CEO erick hadyn shirt posted above
>>1303212muh comfort colors doe
>>1303215He talks shit about Sam Sulek while injecting test, unironically hilarious how unaware he is
It's obvious the reason why Samuel's voice is consistently fucked up is due to his sexual deviancies
Liberals cancelled my right wing tv show! IMAGINE if the situation was reversed!
>new jay dyer with charls on paywallPayGODS help PLEASEhttps://rokfin.com/post/176432/Inside-the-Mind-of-Charls-Carrol-MDEWorld-Peace-2-Creativity-Tolkien-Lewis--Energy-Vampires
If somebody uploads EP14 of The Palace with Eggy, I promise I will upload the audio of Charls and Doug Tenaple's 'You Can't Get There From Here' EP1-5 in return.
>>1303235>can't even see the pricing without making an account>search results say $15/mo for sitewide premiumhell nah
missed chuck going live again because the fucking youtube NIGGERS don't send the fucking notifications
I pledge to never make another anti Chris Lynch comment after he gave me a poster at the live show.
>that part in the tekwar HW where he says "I'm going to do my best work when I'm 80"kek
>>1303226Dude, Sam uses it to get more work done... Stop making bullshit up.>>1303231You're making shit up, he's a normal dude. All the sex shit is made up by his exes.>>1303247He will. He's only going to get better and better. You're a loser that'll never do anything.
>>1303251>he's a normal dudeno amount of reddit-spacing is going to save you, Samuel.I've cracked your little davinci sexual deviancy code. Stop eating your girlfriends vagina and or asshole and spreading around your throat aids to your harem of asian whores
>>1303251>You're making shit up>his exes made it up>channing made it up>charls made it up>don jolly made it up>brown people made it up>marky made it up>soph made it upthose damn anti-samites!!seriously sammy, youre way past your prime . thanks for killing mde NERD
>Charls paywallig his yt streamslmao
>dude get a skill>dude stack money and resources>dude your time is gold don't waste so much of it online>get out of discord and social media groups>get off prescription and illegal drugs weed is so bad for you Nick uses it but he built a house ok?>avoid e-whores and bpd art hoes>......>btw buy my NFT's>and shit merch (it's shit on purpose though lol)>buy a superchat on my stream for 50 dollars for some vague advice I've given 100 times before for free>check out my fishtank show and buy TTS>join my MDE/NFT/Fishtank Discords>follow my wigger crew on twitter/insta/tiktok>my wigger crew is made up of perc/xanax/lean/cokeheads, but it's ironic lol>hey check out these e-whores go watch their streams and donate>WP2?.... hmmm It'll be out soon, but come watch my standup where I do my peeing michael bit, I'm SO close to meeting Joe Rogan
deep down he just wants a hug. would you forgive him if he apologized?
>>1303274A fully handwritten apology to me and don jolly is all I've ever asked for
>>1303266>edie (male) made it uplmao
>>1303235This.
>>1303272you're unironically a fucknig loserputting Sam's advice in a greentext doesnt refute anything lmfao
>>1303251>Dude, Sam uses it to get more work done... Stop making bullshit up.Degenerate and Anti-Christian behavior. honestly the worst thing about sam is using Christianity for right wing points while promoting Satanic shit more and more as time goes on.
>>1303332>>1303272>>1303266>>1303262Fuck you all, you're losers. Faggot loser kids that need something to hate. You guys have nothing so all you do is hold on to hate. Sam is a good guy and he's doing good things. He didn't kill MDE, he didn't fuck any Asian girls (He's not a fucking race traitor you faggots), and he didn't SUCK OFF A TRANNY. You guys are fucking retarded for believing these bullshit stories.
>>1303335Didn't read past the first few words. You sound upset. I'll pray for you and Sam to find repentance in your heart.
Post the booty for daddy or be nothing
What did Charls mean by this recent post where he tagged Sam? Is it over?
>>1303270This shit is unbelievable, it even looks like (self?)sabotage. Fucking up his Youtube metrics and engagement and then complaining about being forgotten. And then ignoring/hating on his fans because his self loathing mind makes him think that everybody who doesn't pay for his content wants his kids to starve. Watching MDE these days is just witnessing the downward spiral of a bunch of 40 year olds.
>>1303350Sam gifted him that very expensive cashmere beanie.And yes it's an allusion to how he's both indebted to sam and unable to speak up about his real feelings on the fucking nerd (notice the shirt he's wearing)
>>1303350it's an allusion to how sam likes to wear beanies, sometimes in a humorous manner.
>>1303328>>1303335Keep donating you're nearly in Sam's crew!
>>1303212I think he printed the shirt on some "streetwear" brand and made a convoluted excuse why it was superior to LA apparel and comfort colors, but it was really just for profit margins. Their blank choice is abysmal. They do make shirts that are borderline hot topic level embarrassing. I see random etsy graphic designers that make shirts 10x better than what MDE is making. They literally just need to take certain graphics from their show and put it on a comfort colors shirt and I'd buy it. Jet has no fucking idea how to make a "cool" looking shirt and neither does bic. Even Sam struggles with making a decent shirt because he's obsessed with maximalism due to his hard on for ripping emigre. Actually on second thought, I'd just make my own bootleg and save money and have a unique looking MDE shirt that actually looks good.>>1303219I realize the CEO shirt was made by Charls and he is really fucking bad at making shirts too lol>>1303251Dude.. Sam, test literally makes you age, stop taking it.
>>1303361>I see random etsy graphic designers that make shirts 10x better than what MDE is making.I need a link, I want new shirts and don't wanna support Sam's gay sex life
>>1303367wear shirts made for grown men then not ironic meme shit
You think they will make more hq stuff again or only the fucking pgl
>>1303368Nah I wanna see the much acclaimed etsy shirts made by random graphic designers that are aesthetically superior to MDE merch
>>1303352holy shit this is some actual shit charls would do though, esoteric. the same jacket is insane
>>1303335>SUCK OFF A TRANNYwait Sam Hyde did what?
>>1303367>>1303380Hey Sam, don't be upset.
>he cant link the etsy storeskek
>>1303350Com98 merch from a while back?
I think Shane Gillis has a crush on Nick Rochefort with how much he wears his Chamonix shirts
>>1303391>giving more ideas for free to Samlol!!!
>>1303388>Still no links
>>1303412>wearing the same shirt over and overIt's called autism, Nick has it too for Oneohtrix Point Never
they've really let the PGL set go. in the latest episode the TVs are just gone and that dot matrix sign is off. its been lacking for a while now, but it used to be kinda cool.
>>1303350>>1303352that fucking NERDoooooooooooooooooooooooooooh it makes me so mad
>i didn't cheat, dasha was sucking sam's dick and it happened that she touched mine by accident- N*** R********
>>1303335Why did Charls say Sam's a faggot and lets dudes fuck him and suck dudes off then?
>>1303439>Why did Charls saybecause hes a fucking schizo. dude is nuts. cant trust a word he says. THAT BEING SAID i can see sam being a bi weirdo.
>>1303328>>1303335>>1303380Dasha always says that my bussy's tight...SORRY FOR EDIEROCKING!
any new frank hassles?
>>1303439I think they fucked each other (in a literal sense) and have some weird mutually assured destruction thing going on at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjYPyqUwrLsnew Charls discussion
>>1303433I still believe in the kindness of strange niggaaaassss
>>1303516It REEKS of bozone in here. BOZONE is the origin of this behavior.
>>1303509kino
>no palace today>charls makes 2.5k/month with the patreon>still didn't get that he could easily 2x his profits by streaming on the regular and not deleting any VODI might be late to the game but I'm starting to think that our boy is dumb
I saw Sam today with a cute lady and and small child. He smiled warmly at the small child. What could this mean?
>>1303547Was he trying to fuck the child after deepthroating tranny cock like the last time?
>>1303509Shan't be listening to Charls rambling incoherently about nothing while making vague references to being sexually abused for 2+ hours.
Bring it back Sam
>>1303383Yeah! Oh, and the fact that it's probably the only shirt he has that matches the beanies color. Def subliminal tho!
>>1303547i wish this wasn’t a larp and you posted proof
>>1303361I've bought three or four MDE clothing items by this point and I'm always impressed by the quality. The crime beanie is thick, heavy and durable, lot of mass on it. The cash star shirts have been similar. Random redbubble/cafepress/ebay rip offs are almost certainly inferior in some way. Sam had a whole PGL rant segment with Nick wherein he was upset about the herbal T printing quality. MDE does do a good job when it comes to merch. That being said, bicflame is not a good designer and I avoided the last drop and a few before that because the ironic early 2000s southern rapper aesthetic is really hard to do well and artistically it's a failure, IMO.
>>1303564thats why it was funny as fuck that the fishtank shirts were such garbage quality. sam probably did that on purpose because he hates fishtank fans.
>>1303547Idk? Maybe he wanted to throat his BWC?
God damn if you get a youtube membership you dont even get to watch the palace, I will go back to never paying anything at all until the semitism resolves.
>>1303564We're talking about real MDE merch, not nu-mde merch.Once you've worn camber this shit just doesn't cut it.
>>1303574Yesterday's Palace is still available on yt, either he's realised his mistake or his so fucked up he forgot to lock it behind the paywall, Charls is deffo on heroin or fentanyl, I'd be surprised if he lasts the year, I think Sam cut ties with him originally because of his habit.
>>1303619>he didnt put the latest video behind paywall therefore he's on fentanyl or heroinjust shut the fuck up and lurk 7 more years before posting pseud. same goes to all those calling him a schizo just because they don't understand what he's talking about lmao
>>1303619>Charls is deffo on heroin or fentanylSmocaine was a cry for help. damn.
>>1303619Thinking Charls is on fent or heroin is beyond retarded lol he was ten times more frustrated and aggressive back in the Twitch daya, 2017-18 was peak Chuck's burning hatred, he's pretty tame these days in comparison, just too agitated (not drugs) and visibly emaciated (bad diet because he can't even trust supplements now + his anorexic wife)
>>1303615care to give any examples of what oldhead mde merch looks like
Guys, Sam is cool, Nick is funny and Charls is smart; you just don't get it!
>>1303626yes. sam's mom is also cool and treats me right
>>1303625The OG shooter shirt. Very thin fabric.
>>1303620>>1303624Been watching Charls since the twitch days, Effina let slip a while back about his half hour stints in the toilet, at the very least he's bulimic, and 100% a victim of sexual abuse
For me, it's Sam's terminal throat cancer after sucking strange dicks from the internet
>>1303274How about you just do what I want and be fucking happy for once in your life?
>>1303274Edie (male) had his back IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>1303615Who cares? My point is the new stuff is still solidly made. Might have been some duds but I've been impressed by the material quality of recent drops. Not so much the artistic merit though
>>1303676The real oldheads care, what good is an MDE t-shirt to me if it has no soul?
Nick Rochefort can like, he can recite the whole Down songI can too...
>>1303693That was the only actual funny Palace episode, they should get Nick at least once a month
>>1302858you jut know she has a purple vagina and dark nips.
>>1303751Effina's pussy and nips are light pink
Are the audio tracks for PGL up anywhere? I don't need the videos
>>1303764extract the audio yourself
>>1303765Alright faggot. Fuck you
>>1303766what do you want me to say?
>>1303766Edie (male) can deliver them into your holez if you ask politely
Lemme just take a micronap here...
>>1303764I'm not going to upload the audio-only versions from gumroad. learn2ffmpeg or ask chatgpt.
>>1303768>we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow>that's where I wanna go>way down in sam's pozzed hole
>>1303787Sam is so big and strong, I bet I would feel warm and protected if I held onto his hand while taking a nap with him on a rainy fall afternoon (im a femboy)
>>1303787My gosh, this is a real man right here I want him to hold me so badly. If he held me with his big muscly arms I would feel like a girl
Sam, make me a woman please. Make me your woman. I will take estrogen for you
I literally couldn't stop you if you wanted to physically overpower me
Sam please I've been taking estrodial and learning to cook for you, I know you're really busy so if you took me in I could cook all your meals and clean for you... I know you need lots and lots of protein because you train a lot which I really admire so I could do that for you
>>1303509Never expected fucking thorin of all people to collab with Charlsthorin is an e-sports legend, he's extremely based, was banned from cologne for calling polish people inbred when debating with destiny lmfao absolute kino
>>1303879Lol so based to insult White people when we're being bred out of extinction - hey, you zoomer faggot, did you know your curly hair comes from telegony, ie your mother fucking and unlimited amount of black guys and transmitting their DNA to you? sad but true
>>1302647i feel like i'm being gaslit into believing nick doesn't have an abhorrently uninteresting and abrasive personality with no redeeming qualities to counterbalance it. i feel like a lot of these people drooling over him are autistic teenagers who see him as a father figure because he comes off as a (responsible) dickhead. To each their own, I honestly don't get it at all.
>>1303895>poles>White
New Charls Carrol with Jay Dyer is so unbearable (Jay's fault)
>>1302697>Amazing how Sam has hours worth of advices for maladjusted losers when he's the one who's impossible to interact withNo shit why do you think he has so much advice for them
anyone posting their opinions in this thread is gay post the fucking torrents u absolute losers
>>1303955Good thing it's a fact Sam Hyde sucks dick
>>1303879they did 2 other episodes which are better than this one imo
>>1303933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1weg1607RsY
>>1303958>>1303936>>1303811>>1303768Fucking KILL YOURSELVES. None of you are fucking funny, this whole Edie thing is played out. I really fucking hope one of you faggot trannies run into Sam one day and he beats the fucking shit out of you disgusting faggot nerds.
>>1303879Yeah really based.What the fuck does this shit have to do with being funny?
>>1303983Jeez... Sorry for Edie rocking...
>>1303879Are you new or something? He interviewing him years ago and it was boring as shit then too.
>>1303987What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you like tranny dick so much?
>>1303992I watched some Sam Hyde videos and it rubbed off on me
>its a chris does his best to fake laugh at everything episode>its been on repeat for monthsThis retard is somehow getting worse at this shit.
>>1303633>bulimic>victim of sexual abuseNow we're talking. 100%
>>1304004Still infinitely better than that revolting pernicious little creep jet
>>1303936You can't give advice when you're a fucked up loser yourself who haven't learned shit. He made bunch of money by being a parasite in fatherless zoomers' brains, nothing to do with giving his best to overcome his own fuck ups. He's an hypocrite at best.
>charls is looking 28 years oldThe puking is working, damn!
>>1304018is this from a stream?
>>1303983>I hope Sam assaults you for talking about his tranny fellatio habit so you can sue himUh, hello? Based department?
Thinking bout Charlsmaxxing
>>1304018wher's this from?
>>1304062First you have to be white to brownwash your genes out of existence. I doubt you qualify to begin with
>>1304089Stop projecting thirdie
>>1304103I'm not the one with brown kids, that's CHarls. But yours would be even if you whitewashed with a pure Scandi. But you already know this.
>>1304068STOP, my child observe the cat and chill niggaI don't got time for this shit niggaFYGGIN TIRED OF DIS SH*T (you heaR DME)>>1303992
Smackhead Charls stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QraY2tbbyC4
>>1303202brown hands typed this
>>1304109lil nigga mad
>>1304197gimme standup bootleg. don't make me loot beg, gimme dat boot leg.
>>1302858I'd lust after Effina, if you get my, Intent there.
>>1304163Who can watch this faux-profound bullshit for hours?
>>1304163is charles actually a smackhead? What proof is there?
>>1304197Lil nigga? Is this a reference to Charls brown kids?
>>1304062>fake sam hyde store has better quality t-shirts than the real one KWAB. I cant fucking stand the heavy tee sammy sells. "they look good on big dudes" is the weirdest cope i ever heard to sell a shitty t-shirt
>>1304207Just look at him, I think when he had Christ Dillinger on the Palace he relapsed in a major way.
>>1304207>What proof is there?there's tons. so much proof. I don't even know where to begin with all this proof. for one, have you seen the guy? isn't he weird? he's skinny, he's eccentric, he's out-going; I'm none of those things! but you know who is? crackheads. let that sink in...another proof: it was posted here. think of all the other truthful facts which get posted here, I'll give you a few minutes. so much truth! doesn't it just make you wanna take me at my word?
ya boi need dat dere Pee Gee L Seventy Nine...I know it's up derepost da magnet
>>1304248This. Paychads, please
yeeeea im gonna need that PGL 79, pronto
You know what? Save it, paychud. I'm done with PEEGEEEL after these last couple ones. Sam is just too obsessed with networking faggotry. Get chuck on there, talk some shit and we're good to go. But no you just have to get another brownoid that is actually not racisterino at all because thats heckin yikes on there huh? Fuck you and your gay stand up tour.
Seriously though please paychad bless us
>PGL has officially become Podcast Networking LifeNo problem with that just get Tim Dillon and the ghost of Patrice... Try getting Weck again Sam...
>>1303983I'm just a bystander, but it gets funnier the longer it goes on
>>1304253This one is just Nick and Sam chopping it up and Sam's got his voice back. I stopped watching a few episodes back but it looks to be OK again.
>>1303965I agree, all three episodes are more or less the same topics and way of cryptic talkingIdk how people that have a platform cannot spend an hour before the show thinking about topics to discuss and gain insight so that it isnt just sporadic regurgitation >>1303988why did you listen to 4 hours of something that you find boring as shit ? are you fucked in the head or something ?
>>1304235hey you've convinced me pal
>>1304274When did I say I listened to the whole thing you illiterate fuck?
>>1304271>got his voice backHe also has his long hair. This one is old, they should release everything they have in the vault every one-two weeks but the editors are too busy popping pills lmao
>>1304334how did his hair grow so quickly?
Paychads...*kneels*Please
>>1304351>*kneels*just like Sam in front of Edie (male)!
paychads I am once again asking for your financial support
>>1304359>PGL_0079_MassageParlorHandjobOil (CRF25).mp4>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:93fa65b075acd217ac694f370d7a929b3f421ced&dn=PGL_0079_MassageParlorHandjobOil(CRF25).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
>>1304362FREEPIGS, WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
>>1304362>>1304366NOOOOO IT'S THE WRONG ONE, REEEEE
Bamboozled
>>1304362Think there is something wrong with this link
Paychads... why the delay?
>>1304362>competency crisisyou mental slob, how could you.ROGROH
>>1304368>Bamboozledblame bozo
>>1304323>>He interviewing him years ago>calls me illiterateWhy do you feel like your opinion matters if you didn't even listen to it ?
>>1304362>NyaatrackerIt's cartoon porn isn't it
>>1304248>>1304251>>1304351>>1304359>>1304362(faggot)>>1304384sorry i was taking a massive shit and it caused me to delay all other activities. forgive me.>PGL_0079_MassageParlorHandjobOil (CRF25).mp4>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ffc6c1d008f5a33488ea48c41e735165ba7c0094&dn=PGL_0079_MassageParlorHandjobOil%20(CRF25).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
>>1304421what the fuck this is dolphin porn
>>1304423 it's the same one as in the rentry dumbass
>>1304424yeah haha I selected the wrong file
>alludes to mcafee not being dead>talks about harddrives and fiddling with their serverthis shit's from 2021 nigga pulled out the lost tapesalso his raid 60 is inevitably on its way into a building fire, sound strategy
>>1304421Love you bro. Would have sucked that log of shit out of your ass if you asked me to.
why did Sam play hide the hotdog with Edie (male)?
>>1304437your mother
IS IT A PERFECT GUY LIFE OR THE LIFE OF A PERFECT GUY?
>>1304440>>1304440perfect is the enemy of good
>>1304440yeah
>>1304427>allegedly 25th december 2023>jokes "see you in 11 weeks when it comes out">18 weeks 4 days December 25, 2023–May 3, 2024
>>1304458It was filmed November 8th and they joked it would be out on Christmas
>>1302606>Sam"Did you know Spanish people have a lisp and pronounce Barcelona "Barthelona"? Isn't that annoying and gross?>Also SamI can't stop eating for 2 hours to do a half assed podcast where anything goes. Munch munch munch sandwich hut burrito into mic. Slop like pig. I'm rich and don't care.
Also, Chris Lynch has a truly shitty vocal timbre. Gravelly, nasally and sounding like he needs to gargle more than he needs more food for his fat fucking stomach. This aside from the fact he can't get out more than a few words a minute. Fucking servile imbecile
The way Nick talks admiringly about different major city party scenes like>Muh NYC guys are just on another level. I thought I could party but it's different in a high buildingMakes me think he's sucked a cock before. The tranny shemale shit in his browser history confirms this. No straight male has a modicum of respect for that lifestyle and he knows way too much about it.
>>1304469He probably did it 'as a bit' because 'it would be so fucking funny dude'
>>1304412Because I've committed every MDE worth watching to memory, fuck off nu-mde poser
>>1304469You're telling me a guy who knows how to do the Laotian top rock is a bit fruity?I swear none of you fucking idiots have listened to Tw@t, it would clear a lot of things up for you and then you could go back to watching joji and H3H3
>>1304510>>1304490>>1304469COCK! COCK! COCK!!!! All you fucking faggot nerds do is think about fucking cock and sucking cock. It was a fucking 2 hour long podcast and the only thing you took away from it is how much you like to fucking debate about cock. You're all fucking faggots.>>1304460Faggot. Sam is just making a joke. Stop picking apart everything he says. >>1304357>>1304437You're a fucking FAGGOT. GAY FAGGOT. Miserable little fucking faggot nerd. Jump off a fucking building before Sam takes you out in real life.
>>1304525Hey don't blow a gasket man, you stepped into the gay MDE thread
>>1304461he also has the computer skills of an average zoomer and can't find anything
>>1304539hes 30, its not like hes young
>>1304539i thought he was a zoomer but i was surprised he wasnt. dude is dumb as fuck.
>>1304461He very clearly has a learning disability/dyslexia and other issues but since he's a chill guy and has a positive aura he's good to keep around.
everyone posting their gay gossip is a spiritual womanpost torrents stop gossiping and writing blog posts u fags
>>1304555quit your whining and whinging
>>1304461>besmirching the Chrynchshouldn’t you be smooching some pp’s?
>>1304607I completely understand liking the guy, but voicing your disagreement in this form: ">besmirching the Chrynchshouldn’t you be smooching some pp’s?"is just incredible. don't do this anymore
https://youtu.be/ck4jx7nPC1k?si=Br6cXq-CvckQI0J3&t=44
>>1304555This is all present day nu-mde deserves and it brought it on itself by getting involved with idubbbz, which was the true turning point when MDE really lost its way
chris lynch is a good soul
why does everyone on this thread gossip like a woman/faggot?
>>1304621>nah, I’ll just repeat it so it sinks in.Less besmirching, more cruising at the Southington CT rest stop. Also you added quotations that fucked up the green text and showed your nufaggotry. >don’t do this anymoreSee how this works? It’s almost like you need to follow my advice without any deviation because your own projection makes you incoherent, misguided, and frankly you added nothing substantive.
>>1304421Wait, he had short hair in the last one and now it's long again under the beanie. What gives? Is this just an old episode?
>>1304707This is the audience MDE attracts
>>1304707because MDE is for faggots. Great work Sam.
>>1304707>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbEhJYj6kolike a faggot you say
>>1304707it's 2 faggots and plenty of retards that keep taking the bait for some reason
>>1304421Appreciated my nigga. Now let me shake your hand.
Palace is live, Charls is slurring his words and acting manic, bu the's not on drugshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFDTUdoWwY
>>1304909It was pretty good. I'm also very surprised Charls acted eccentric, as I've never seen anything MDE related before. Interesting point
>>1304901i didn't wash...
>>1304720>Less besmirching, more cruising at the Southington CT rest stop.This is like almost a joke. You understood the concept of "sucking dick is embarrassing and can be used an insult", but it's not a joke yet, dumbass>Also you added quotations that fucked up the green text and showed your nufaggotry.There's only two options here: either you are like 10-15 years younger than me, and then maybe it's age-appropriate for you to be what you are.Or, you are roughly my age and have found 4chan when the Habbo hotel raid happened, seen the golden years, seen the multiple unrecoverable downfalls — but even twenty years on you're still here failing to land a joke that an average 6th-grader gets tired of by the end of a schoolday, and scolding people for fucking up quotes. Bitch, I write a lot, I'll use any quote syntax I want to
>>1304935do some push upz
>>1304935>it’s not yet a jokeyou mean your life, right?>you’re not a oldfag like me, here’s a list of how I wasted my lifeOr you could be nice to Chris Lynch>I’ll use any syntax I want toYou will be pee sitting downTalk dumb, get the thumb.
>>1305008nta but why does chris lynch hang out with a pedophile? not a good look chris.
Why is it so easy to find Nick's phenotype in Brazil? Is he lying about being french canadian and he's actually portuguese descent all along? Is that why he's obsessed about portuguese and brazilian people, just sheer self loathing?
>>1305010What's Nick's phenotype? No bones in his face? Looks like a literal formless bag of scum?
>>1305009He also hangs out with that dude Ben, who seems like a bit of sociopath. Chris must be protected at all costs
Sam gets 90% of his income from the podcast, you would have thought he''d do it more than once every 6 weeks
>>1305010I wouldn't admit to being French-Canadian either, but if you had to pick one
>>1305010some guys are just super prone to moonface and they all look the sameit's like how some women carry all their weight on their hips and thighs
>>1305049Being prone to moonface means you don't have bones in your face dude
>>1305010it's unalcoholically iron
whoever claimed sam was molested by his male babysitter, congratulations on finally posting something that makes me less inclined to bully him off /tv/give him rocky's spot
Anyone have the torrent for Sam trying to convince everyone that he doesn't have yellow fever HydeWars?
>>1305109HW30 browjob or the one in the sauna with Zach and Don Jolly where he talks about how blowjobs from asian hookers are always badIts on archive dot org
>>1305109He did it again in the new PGL. Who was it that Nick brought up as having asian fever bad that they know, assuming he wasn't fucking with Sam himself.
>>1305109Lmao I didn't get what people saying this stuff were on about until I watched the last hydewars. Hes like I always wanted an asian gf.. but it wasn't that great.
>>1305085>>1305109>>1305128>>1305130>>1305130Is everyone gay?
>>1305109Anyone notice Sam saying he would be afraid to hook up with girls in New York? Meanwhile both his baby mamas went to Pratt and lived in NY when he started fucking them
>>1305151>Anyone notice Sam saying he would be afraid to hook up with girls in New York? Meanwhile both his baby mamas don't existyeah man, weird
Anyone have a playlist of Charls' old stream music?
One time I was hanging out with myself at a McDonalds... I bought a McNugget combo with a medium fry and soda. As I was walking to the table with my tray I saw Sam Hyde walking towards me in the corner of my eye. He shoved me and said "Hah DUDE. That's what you get for being a little nerd. You should try being a cool jock like me". I was on the floor with my spilled nuggets, fries, and soda. I'd never felt so humiliated in my life... I even started crying. I haven't left my house for anything ever since that incident. I don't know what to do anymore... I just wish I never met Sam Hyde.
>>1305224reconsider your life choicesno no, go back and trace your life that led you up to this moment. Then reflect.
>>1305151I made out with 3 chicks by Madison Square Park in the space of an hour. NYC is degenerate.
Sam's finished, it's over for him.
>>1305211Mason Comtois? it's on yt
>>1305235Thanks, could not remember the name.
>>1305227Did you enjoy licking up the leftover cock DNA from them? What was your favorite part besides that?
gossiping women discussing their fav/hated guypost torrents and shut the fuck up you absolute fags
Just got chuck's gumroad what should I watch?
>>1303553encyclopedia.zone toodo it Don, wherever you are.>>1305294do the needful.
>>1305239What the hell is wrong with you?
>>1305234>>1305151>>1305130>>1305109Faggot kids still here making up faggot lies. Sam is done? He's doing a fucking stand up tour you absolute loser. Also, there's nothing wrong with having yellow fever, even though Sam doesn't have yellow fever. He always stays true to his morals.
>>1303277Has anyone heard from Don Jolly yet?
sam doesnt have yellow fever
>>1305316He’s in this thread trying to stay relevant
>>1305337based moral high ground holder don jolly
>>1305316He's writing on his blog and staying free of internet negativity unlike some of the naysayers and low vibrational individuals in this thread
>>1305227Enjoy your herpes
>>1305294His stream of Life Is Strange.What else is even there besides stream archives and The Palace?
>>1305378More like Ghost of Edie's Dick
>>1305347encyclopedia.zone is dead, does he have a new blog?I've just assumed he's dead at this point
>>1305422donjolly.com
>>1305424yeah right, pretty anticlimactic end to my search for what happened to him.why won't the fag upload to youtube anymore then? I miss his videos
>>1305425>why wont the fat faggot that got fired for not making videos not make any more videos???
>>1305425>>1305427there's no evidence suggesting that don jolly is a homosexual
>>1304510what the frick is a Laotian top rock ?>>1304552Out of all of Samuels zoomer goons, Chris is the most tolerable one (aside from John Peleck but hes no zoomer or newfag)I don't like him or hate him really. Jet and biclame are insufferable, joey neutral, laker junkie
>>1305011If he wasn't an alcoholic and worked out he would look more like he's in his late 20s but for some reason Nick has a DUI fetish
>>1305151Half of the shit Sam says on stream or pgl is just complete bullshit, and this thread is a prime example as to why (because everyone is batshit insane drama kiwiwhore niggerfaggots) like when sam didn't want to say what his testosterone was while nick is talking about getting his massive alcoholic induced ass hemerrhoid removed
>>1305448chris surprisingly isnt a zoomer
>>1305448It was a video of nick from years ago, a true old head delight
>>1305425He was always more of a POSTER than a sloptent creator. He's moving into his elder statesman years, doesn't need the aggro of the YouTube algorithm.
Only comment I've ever seen Sam like on insta lmao
>>1305481More like 8 months at this point, the last episode was from october
>>1305227>bodycount: 80>herpes: n/aYour cave-dwelling ancestors were all about consent and transparency, particularly when it came to matters of ethical behavior.
>>1305345‘tis not me, fren…
Anyone know what this is from?
>>1305545the picture or the hyde wars episode?
>>1305547The episode
>>1305551its called black listed desperado, ep 31 or something
>>1305552Thanks
>>130555332 actually
>>1305524By far the worst meme image to have disgraced these threads.What do you guys think the Jay Dyer episode is like?
>>1305448>aside from John Peleck but hes no zoomer or newfagPelech is from 97-98, he's literally a zoomer, he was like 16-17 during KSTV 1
>>1305582>mission accomplished
>>1305595Blocked the image and reported for duplicate posting.
I walked out of the blockbuster one morning and I thought I was looking for the firm by tom cruise but I walked out with the firmgully what a excellent choice
>>1305597I cannot be stopped >it’s not so much that I must win, but that you must lose
>>1305606How do you walk out twice
>>1305619fuck it man
any new gossip? im a faggot
>>1305630effina rimmed me
samuels doing bloodplay again
>>1305622Movies movies movies movies
>>1305673Did he prolapse his anus again? Damn.
>>1305582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1weg1607RsYit's eh, they almost get into the "break up" but completely sidestep it
>>1305622>fuck it manhalf-correct answer. you get two (2) points.The ONLY correct answer is that you picked up GoldenEye for N64. Life changes permanently after that (and then a slight bump when you get paintball mode... then life never quite hits the same...)I'm sure you can still smell the popcorn, the plastic boxes, and fluorescent lights. YUMMY YUMMMY YUMMMY https://youtu.be/8EJ3zbKTWQ8?si=cPDa6FDOEdOxMkLu
Anyone got a torrent for the edited version of fishtank? I'm sure it was entertaining live but I had better things to do with my time than watching a 24/7 livestream
anyone manage to clip the stream from earlier?
>>1305765The youtube episodes are higher quality than what's on the site, despite the ads and censored Chris nudity.
>>1305585Peleck is based and strangely manages to be likeable somehow, unlike literally every other Sam orbiter
>>1305582Idk who Jay Dyer is, but listening to this he sounds like a complete fucking autistic retard and not the good kind. I think I saw him in a shining documentary and he had really shitty /pol/ copy pasta talking points lolHe's overly serious the entire time when interviewing a comedian and not compatible at all with Charls' particular social cues>Yeah I'll laugh with ya for a bit>what?
>>1305765season 1 is a very "you had to be there thing"the edited episodes are tone deaf crap that are missing a lot of essential momentsI didn't watch them but the two vids by "Jabroney" on yt seem much better because they add a lot of the context and reactions needed to get a feel for how it really was
>>1305881You also had to be a nu-mde poser piece of fucking trash
>>1305830chill mate, it was fine. a few good questions. didnt interrupt charls. I liked it
>>1305929You have very low standards
>>1305932was just happy to see Charls in a coherent setup. his streams are a mess and so is palace most of the time. last few pgl's were just soulless networking without him too
>>1305830that aligns with my mental image of him. I think I heard him in a debate once, can't remember the specifics. pretty sure he does he apologetics, shilling some brand of orthodoxy or something.
>>1305933I suppose that's true.
>>1305881the whole point of Fishtank was the live aspect, it was originally pitched as a "hell house" where the contestants were constantly pushed & tormented, but the reality was they couldn't think up of enough stuff to keep them occupied so most of the time they were lounging around doing fuck all.Being live 24/7 it was worth checking in to see if something was happening, and a bunch of clippers posted stuff onto youtube that you might have missed. Between watching live and the clips on youtube you were pretty much covered.I have no idea what the purpose of the "Official" edited episodes were, as the show just wasn't interesting enough to watch over again, maybe if they released all the behind the scenes footage that might be interesting. Ultimately Fishtank turned out to be boring, and the fanbase was 99% simps and orbiters who throw money at the show in some desperate attempt to get close to the cast and crew. I watched a little of Season 2 but quickly grew bored by the karate lessons because they didn't have any better ideas and disgusted at the fanbase's even more rampant simping.Podcasts can put on in the background as your doing other stuff, and about half of PGL's are interesting enough to have on, but I cannot fathom watching this over again.
>>1306012another big part was "community" reactions, clips memes, differing opinionsbut yeah it's a degenerate amount of time investment for fuck-all reward, I had learned my lesson and I don't think I watched s2 for over an hour total
>paychads instead of paypigswtf happen?
>>1306024If you'd have listened to the oldheads from the get go you wouldn't have wasted any time, but it's like pearls before swine...
Have I fell victim of the Mandela Effect or there really was a RedBar segment about Sam and Marky?
Samuel, it's Mother's day. Call your mummy and tell her you love her.
This weeks Palace is still publichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtbPQHF_e_UAnyone know who the QT is who topped up their drinks? does she stream or have a cashapP? I wanna give her money.
>>1306025Can’t someone bring a cell phone into a comedy club? Paychads are being demoted to paysimps as we speak
>>1306204It’s your cousin when she’s not sucking black cock on Onlyfans. If you took a break from fucking children you’d know that
>>1306229Hey. be nice
PGL with Roger Stone? I bet Charls hates that guy
>>1306247I think Stone is a NiggTank investor Why would Charls hate the man who got Drumpf elected ?
>>1306272because they're furnishing drugged out zoomer twink ass to geriatric jew faggots, thanks Delora Gans
>>1306247I think this is why Charls seems so stressed and conflicted recently. On the one hand, he's getting himself into better financial shape via MDE 2.0, but he's also becoming a hypocrite by being funded by those with nefarious (or at least biased) intent--which is what happened the last time they got canceled via Sam's doing.If you knew that it was only a matter of time before the rug is pulled again, you'd be stressing too.
>>1306289do you think that FUCKING NERD fucks and gets fucked by Roger Stone?
>>1306291>Hes literally gay, hes lets men fuck him and sucks their cockswhat did charls carroll mean by this in his turkey stream which I watched live and the stans cant gaslight me into thinking it never happened
>>1306293he was deep in schizo bullshit himselfhe also literally believed sam kept paid shills to smear effina and barred people from working with charls etccmon
>>1306293>>1306297
>>1306302>different ear lobes>you have gay porn saved on your computer you fucking faggot
>>1306302how much gay porn did you sift through to find some faggot that vaguely looks like sam?>ruddy cheeks>blonde facial hair>wrong ear lobessloppy job
>>1306297oh okay charls is schizo, even though sam has said hes never been schizo
>>1306311>>1306320>intently analyzed gay porn
>>1306330>intently anal-yzedyea i bet you are fag
>>1306311the ears look the same tbf
>>1306335sam's aren't attached
>>1306302>autisim for the winTop left of the grey is poorly shopped grey to "leg". Also, beard line doesn't follow ear lobes -> see>>1306311So, let's recap:>you have a vendetta>instead of giving yourself value through efforts, you instead have gay porn on your computer to exact revenge>you photoshopped this gay porn to be more convincing>you shared it with us to... convince us?>you are slapped down by autists.This must be that druggie woman because of all the time she wastes collecting porn. I mean, how would you search for similar phenotypes? Oh, wait, the only image that comes up on reverse image search is a meme from 2017 (from a defunct subreddit)... With this amount of effort, you could have truly worked for $15/hr.Someone post that link of her drugged up interview slurring her words. Using drugs is the mark of a coward and you could have easily slamdunked his reputation even with slander. I don't even think you'll ever get that opportunity again, so you've moved on to his "fans" in some type of Munchausen to give your life meaning (because apparently you're so awesome that all of your boyfriends could never match up to...)>alternate theorySam's team is in cahoots to stir controversy, so they pretend to be this woman and continue to give her regular L's so she knows her place...
>>1306302Fredrick is not happy about this.
>>1306272Charls doesn't care for Trump or Republicans. Maybe in the 2016 culture war he did (the vote trump ending on WPS1E3) but he hates politicians and anything to do with politics.He is spiritual not political. I could be wrong but I just think Charls has a general distaste for anything government related.
>>1306349I think the best defense is if someone took her picture and did that DignifAI (https://dignif.ai/), so this becomes a hurtbox for her. Same for Discord trannies, but we know that on a long enough timeline, they'll eventually stop posting...
>>1306349what? get help schizo lmfao
>>1306373>we're over the targetremember, women argue exclusively in character assassination, not logic. If they were smart, they wouldn't do this... because that would be logical.If you're aware of the spam of these threads, time to get DignifAI'd.
how much do you lads think Samuel gave Charls to cum back to MDE ? During his schizo meltdown stream he said he wouldn't comeback even for 6 bagillion dollars.Sam's a jew, so I honestly doubt it's anything over 100k, but clearly enough for Charls to buy a house or apt in the States, idk if he lives in Rhode Island
>>1306302that's not sam you facially blind crackhead
>>1306449he nibbled on his hotdog
>>1306449Is it possible Charls just forgave him after they cleared up the misunderstanding over the car show? Like you say he seemed pretty set on not going back for money
>>1303172>When you watch his podcasts now he's like a tired, flaccid old boomer with no zing.It's called losing your edge, you tame out as you get older, you stop giving a fuck which is a blessing and a curse. You just don't give a damn anymore, death is coming fast, years become minutes. You start to resent your past self and wonder how things could've been different. You start realizing what you truly wanted. No one can stay cool forever, no one is immune to aging.
Will he make the fight finally happen
>>1306485Sam wishes that gun was Hasan's penis.
>>1306302WTF? What are you doing Samuel?Wigger crew in full damage control, let’s share this everywhere.Sam ”Selfsucker” HydeWhen he can’t have another mans penis in his mouth he takes his own, Nigger cockhungry as fuck!
>>1306485>yay more bred 'n' cirkusI just want standup bootlegs and PGLs because Jah Rule is not helping me make sense of this world
>>1306302He's just stretching, stop making up bullshit about Sam. It doesn't even look like him.
>>1306468you think Charls got his apt or house or whatever from his Patreon earnings ? lmfaoCharls is incredibly uncomfortable with Sams shenanigans>bringing charls out on stage for no reason on your standup tour>calling for charls bringing him awkwardly to the stream at nicks backyard stream>the first few streams sam and nick had togetherif you aren't a socially acoustic retard, you would be able to pick up on the tension. It isn't even a question whether Charls got paid, but how much.
>>1306302wtf sam u said u weren't gay
>>1306541>>1306496It's not him
>>1306563who is it, his identical twin?
>>1306564Dude just look at the photo it's not him, are you blind?
is there a page that hosts charls content for download? trying to find an archive of the nick charls stream from a month ago if anyone has it thanks
>>1306449Charls rents, or at least he was renting his last place before he moved recently. If you actually kept up with Charls' schizo streams instead of gossiping, you'd know this.
>>1306500What makes PGL and stand up less of a stupid distraction than a fight
>>1306614Don’t you ever challenge me. Provide the goods or continue being nothing.
>>1306616But I don't have any nigger and you challenged me. Explain why watching Sam scream about how he's fucking indian please help him is any less bread n circus than watching him get gassed in 3 minutes fighting Hasan who can't throw a single punch or kick that hurts him or continue being nothing
>>1306614Probably that live touring makes a lot of money whereas Sammy lost money from the fight (unless you want to argue the publicity was worth it which it probably was)
>>1306526or maybe you're just neurotic low T dramafaggot who thinks his insecurity and overanalyzing is a sign of social aptitude
>>1306480>It's called losing your edge, you tame out as you get older, you stop giving a fuck which is a blessing and a curseLosing your edge happens when you allow it to happen. That's what makes it so bad. Sammy always talks how he lives in a bad part of town to maintain his "edge" but that clearly isn't enough.
>>1306617>Explain whyChallenge accepted>watching Sam scream about how he's fucking indiancultural awareness of immigration subterfuge and lowering of mean IQ>get gassed in 3 minutes fighting Hasanleftists are oversocialized and live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance. One of those claims is "punch a nazi", but when given the opportunity, it turns out the nazi drinks horse blood AND smokes, still beating the brakes of the aussie criminal subhuman.Conclusion: Sam is guns and butter, not bread and circus. >now butter my rifle before I take the stage...
>>1306660>addendumwhen I say "take the stage", I mean anal penetration. You'll need to take PReP and prepare for my "visit" by eating nothing but bread so you can develop hemorrhoids (i LOVE those little danglers)
>tfw you fucked Sam Hyde in the ass and own him forever
>>1306660wrong.
>>1306685Thank you for this compelling argument and adding a period at the end of it—holy shit, let me renounce my prior stance and rethink my life. Fuck how could I be so WRONG? I’ve never been in a place where what I thought was pure logic and deductive reasoning shattered before me by your rock-solid argument.No no, you get your dose of serotonin and I will marinate in cortisol until I calibrate my instincts to match yours. Damn…You: 1Me: 0>hurts bro
>>1306698You didn't make an argument you simply babbled nonsense after realizing you'd put yourself in a position where you have to defend Sams shitty stand up as anything other than drivel
is the palace up for grabs anywhere or no one shared it yet?
>>1306707I think there's been a handful but you'd have to dig through past threads, probably cheaper to get 1mo channel membership and rip as much as you want
>>1306700you will pee sitting down and we shall know you by the scent of piss steam that's condensed around your wide-open taint>no bidet for you; we don't waste pearls before swine
>>1306626>technology is made for babies and pajeets nowadays>I miss when I had freedom over the OS and programs>blocks his own email address
So its pretty much confirmed sam hyde is a power bottom?
>>1306763>get the DignifAI readyWe talked about this…Are you ok?
>>1306769sam hyde has no dignifai
>>1306763Yeah. Internet porn and zionism destroyed sam's mind and anus.
>>1306723>>1306660If you were ever curious as to why MDE is horrid now, just look at this guy and the slop he expects
>>1306723you will shit standing up and we shall know you from the scent of shit coming out of your dick
>>1306779>imitation is the sincerest form of flatterythanks, babe
>>1306774I got 3 comments nuked on YouTube for spreading wisdom on using automation and sheets. Here are some deleted comments from the latest New Pill video dealing with creative tasks. ------------------------------------Fuck this, I'm resurrecting that comment because I'd rather MDE fans make money by making their shit efficient:First, I use ChatGPT-4o as an employee. I can give it menial formatting tasks and keep open different "conversations" that are primed with research from before (you can do callbacks to this info as needed). My favorite prompt after a request? " *_Do the same for this shit: xxx_* ," with 'xxx' being whatever you just formatted. Many use-cases.Second, otter.ai is good for transcriptions. If a client sends me an "explainer video", I just put it in transcribe, take the transcript, and get to the main points. A good prompt for this is "Taking this entire text, could you give me an outline and any special requests". Time is money and I'm not going to massage some dude's ego because he can't get to the point. LOOKING AT YOU, DAVID! (Note: This also works for Zoom meetings, where clients are recorded and can't weasel out of contractual obligations)Third, invest in a Stream Deck and a macropad: - The Stream Deck has 15 buttons that can be programmed multiple times over and with subfolders (you can have 10 pages, so one of those pages just reads "MONOMANIA IS A PREREQUISITE FOR SUCCESS". I also have buttons customized to such names as "FU Pay Me" and even full-text prompts as the touch of a button. - My macropad is a DOIO 22-button. If I'm doing rapid editing, I have it set to the most useful commands (ex. bold/italics/underline, undo, redo, copy, paste, find, replace, close tab). This enables you work left-handed while moving the mouse. Fourth, use voice recognition (I'll CONTINUE IF THERE'S INTEREST)
>>1306807I have a real job.
>>1306808I used to work real jobs (ex. trucking, taxi, construction, IT help desk, food service, entertainment, warehouse). If your mental posture isn't maximizing profit and minimizing effort, you deserve to do my bidding and be brought to heel.THEME SONG (and sideboob):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFTm7ElIns>I have a real jobYeah, real broke. According to my estimates, I'm making $120/hr. HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE, big guy?>one value adddefine your metrics. How much you make an hour, how much work you can perform without going brain dead, how much weed puts you from Ascended One to Couchlocked Subhuman. I almost got into a bar fight because I told this bartender to do that when he complained about not getting "the good shifts". I'll only continue with some more ONLY by request.
does anybody have a palace torrent with all the streams?
>>1306810>I'm making $120/hrdoing what exactly
>>1306822Everything from paralegal work, grant writing, SEO, branding, Biotech technical writing, scriptwriting, audio/music editing, songwriting/composing, and more.>get goodI used to be homeless and would charge my laptop in my tent in Northampton, MA, Redding, CA, and Keene, NH to eek out more time to work.>people are lazyyep, and I charge a premium for stupid people.
>>1306823what are your qualifications and what do you advertise your services on
>>1306824**WARNING**: If you read this, you are denouncing the Talmud. If you go further, you are guilty of betraying your bloodline. OK>qualificationsyou don't need any - just have relevant examples, or do what I did and just steal existing work that I want emulate and pass it off as your own until you get a portfolio. One cheatcode is to just set up a fake job on Fiverr or Upwork, take all the incoming submissions as examples of professional work (look at their hourly rate and total paid contracts), and then either a) pass it off as your own, or b) rewrite a fictional example that's demonstrable of your experience.>do you have college experienceNo, dropped out twice because I'd rather not have a non-dischargeable loan. >what do you advertise your services onI either contact companies directly or use the aforementioned channels.>but what if I don't have 5-star reviews.get a friend, have them create a job, submit work (you can fake it), and then make sure your friend gives you a glowing review. Then, leverage that. >what do I charge? Start low and time yourself, including smoke breaks. >any other adviceonly work for yt people. Over the course of nearly 1,000 clients, the only people who ripped me off were Indian, Pakistani, and Ukrainian. Philipines is the GOAT, as you'll only be working with women and they are a) attractive and b) straight-forward.Okay, I'll field any questions from here on out, but with 2 decades of experience (I got my start working at a college newspaper... oyyy veeeyyyyyy)
>>1306827*and Chinese
>>1306824c'monnnnnnnnnn
>>1306827>**WARNING**: If you read this, you are denouncing the Talmud. If you go further, you are guilty of betraying your bloodline.>in an mde thread>nihilistic jewish content for shit eating gays and tranny hooker blowers>Delora Gans>denouncin' the heckin' Talmudno wonder you were homeless
>>1306858>homeless by choice, no food stamps. I saved money to purchase a van and travel through the USA, stay on BLM land (Bureau of Land Management) for months on end while everyone freaked out during COVID. Madddddd comfy and I wrote 150 songs surrounded by the sweet smell of fresh sage outside Grand Junction, CO>what were you doing?most likely crying. I was banging Navajo and future yentas with daddy issues in Narragansett and Hampton, NH. I denied them my precious fluids of course>how much do YOU make?coffee is closers. sit the fuck down.The funny part is that since I shared my work philosophy with verifiable results (pic rel) this entire time. Meaning, I'm getting paid while you seethe.>how much do you seethe an hour? Can I pay you in cope or cringe?>HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKE BETWEEN YOUR TWICE-DAILY ONANISM? pic relVICTORY THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIERMxKaKCQ>this is you and your homotribe's congenital defects, mouthbreather
I just remembered that Roger Stone (Latest PGL) was on Epsteins island wearing a bull mask with a Nixon tat doing things to underage girls.
>>1306871>>1306871
>>1306807Jannies, is it okay if I contribute to this community by offering career advice while we patiently wait to be blessed with a free PGL as God wills it?>pic is how you fire a client I’ll only elaborate on how to source clients by popular demand. I’m gonna need two “ME NO LIKEY NO MONEY NO MO” replies. Naked female breasts with no reverse-image are also acceptable currency. One original by Ashley Jones counts as two.>what about tranny boobs? Aren’t you afraid?If I can’t tell, take it as a compliment (but also seek help)the last new pill with the art dude had some gems, but he is clueless on how to source and sus out high-quality client with no network/prospects.
>when Nick calls him "Sammy"
>>1306886Ahhh fuck it, I’ll have to seduce Ashley myself.>akashic records engageAlright, you’re homeless and you have no money, but you want the skrilla to taste the good life? I mean I make in an hour what you make in a week, so let’s go.>ClientsStart on Upwork. Fiverr already puts a price subconsciously (“aww gee, write me a $5 book by tmrw”), so sign up for Upwork. You’ll need ID and sheeit, but it is exactly like getting a weed card, pajeet and all.>wow catpostersupreme, now whatFill your profile out to 100%.>but that’s hardAgain, steal someone’s profile word for word and just change it up a bit. >GPT prompt: “rewrite this Upwork profile but personalize it for me” + their shit >nextBid on jobs. Look for work wherein you have some skill… or type the name of the job in YouTube with “How to be [job]”. Aim low, and only work for clients in your respective country. All foreigners hate each other.Beggars can’t be choosers, so just go for a quick and easy projects. Your only goal is to get a five-star rating. Everything else is gravy.>Note: people take advantage of newbies, and I used to torture an old lady in NJ who thought she could work. Don’t delegate unless you want a digital plantation>bidOkay, now bid on jobs by setting filters for < 5- 10 proposals. Open all jobs in new tabs. You should have ten in each. Apply to each job. You apply by quoting a job. Alternatively, you could just create a fake job as a client, then steal the incoming proposals. You do you, girl.>propsoal writingyeah it’s a typo, fuck uou. You’re going to compose your first template. Save this shit and copypasta this everywhere. I use the same template with only changing a few words.>fellatio-worthy tip: after a two sentence introduction that ends with “…and I think we’d make a great fit.”, you then ask them three questions about the project.>lemme eat $40 chipotle and be right back
>>1306899>>1306886Hyde took her anus, bro
>>1306899INTERMISSION:Lemme smoke a bowl and come right back…This is your new mindset:https://youtu.be/zTprPVmF8wk?si=RLCRzeqF3MLwAT0K
>>1306900Alright her face is nude, I’ll allow it. Gonna need one moreJust give me a few minutes
>Act IIMINDSET THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cRGVaJF7Y (there's nudity)>clientsIt's an ego boost to get one on the hook: how do you know what to look for, agree to, and all that shit? Unfortunately, it's always changing. Here are a couple of rules I follow, but that chipotle's making me want to work out for Ashley Jones (I keep getting older, she stays the same age, alright alright)-------------| RULES |------------->#1 - No pajeets, Chinees, Africans, and especially arabs. They all conduct business differently &I don't have time to deal with negotiating like some dusty bazaar (fuck the chinee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV-q8M4vJ6M)#2 - If they negotiate a price after you quote a price, start looking for new clients while you string them along. ("Could do you it for $37.50 instead of $50") Money now is better than money later, but be prepared to fire them.>#3 - Avoid the gays. They have brain worms and feel like they are good at their job. They are not--and they get catty. If you saw that screenshot before, that's a fag. Liberal. Sometimes, they have money because they have no expenses or live as DINKs (look it up), or they just get promoted as a safe white male by office women. #4 - Black people are surprisingly good clients. They usually are either hyper professional or they came into money through a social program. For the former, you'll get like 85% of the value. However, they'll never complain unless you're negligent--and that's speaking of someone as a featured guest on Dr. Oz and Oprah. That client also had several best sellers on Amazon updated each year by yours truly. For the latter, you are White Jesus and you bring the riches of the west... However, they will expect you to do everything, often just inserting random ideas with the tacit understanding that it's your job to make sense of it all (YOU ARE JA RULE). cont.
>>1306905>INSERT TWO (2) CREDITS TO COIN-TINUEMINDSET THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWvOHT0zfXY----------------------| RULES (cunt.) |----------------------#4 - I have had one such client that was writing a report on Bitcoin but added how monumental Kobe's career was, along with why some Nas' Illmatic was equivalent to the blockchain. CARGO CULT SHIT#5 - Don't work off Upwork unless you do it on the sly. And if you do, keep the project open so you'll have 14 days to leave a negative review (which will fuck them over). Your digital reputation is all that matters (unless you're indian). >#5b - Also, offer a 10% discount to sweeten the deal, which is the same money (Upwork takes a tax-deductibel 10%). The only advantage of working offline is faster payment - Upwork takes 5 days in escrow (which is why I posted the $500 today that clears on the 22nd -actually, it'll clear at 8pm EST on the 21st and you can instant payment, even on Sunday)>#6 - Specialized shit pays well--as does freaky stuff. I finished a kink project for this one burnout girl in Africa, then worked on municipal bill the next. Then I worked as a paralegal, preparing documents for a woman that was filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination. Pay attention to the trends. BioTech is always big because of dying boomers.>#7 - Avoid all vices. Forex trading? Online Gambling? Sports? GAY GAY GAY. These attract degenerates, the same type of people who think they can charge a callback on Upwork's escrow.> #8 - Be responsive. No call gets past you during business owners. If they work on the west coast and you're on the east coast, you may have to be available 9am - 8pm. Always ask for 24-hour notice for meetings.>#9 - (Number nine) Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number (Number, number nine, number nine)cont.
>>1306905I'm conflicted. On the one hand you're sharing something that might help some people.On the other hand, the way you present your thoughts in a manner of a one-man show, with musical cues, rehearsed quips and exaggerated speech — you seem like you are fucked socially, so maybe not the best mentor for the lost?"You do you, girl"
>>1306908>valid critiqueYou also are here for free torrents from podcasters that compare luxury items. >poorly socializedbody count: 75Tell you what, I'll let only you decide. ONLY YOU. I'm showing you the path from literally dirt broke and taking sponge baths in a NH swamp to never having to look at a receipt again. If you're a janny, I'll wrap up now if you want... >"You do you, girl"It's called humor, you malignant cunt.>Are we all gonna make it?Y / N
>>1306909I'll wait...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeWRd7ZEBs
>>1306906Ok but what work/service are you actually selling? Maybe I missed it somewhere up the thread.
>>1306912>Ashley quota has been reachedalright, we're cool. I'm just a bit on edge. I'm moving in 3 days and my neighbor called the ops on my 2x cuz he has early onset dementia.we'll make this a choose-your-own-adventure>Ok but what work/service are you actually selling? Maybe I missed it somewhere up the thread.Modern freelancing in all types of endeavors. We'll make this a choose your own adventure: Option A:I'll move on to branching out beyond Upwork, but that's the easiest path besides selling yourself to a company.Option B: Freelancing while homelessYou pick
>>1306914>>1306912>>1306910>>1306909>>1306908>>1306906>>1306905>>1306899You don't know shit, faggot. Sam's made more money than you ever will.
This is great advice if your highest calling in life is picking up pennies and half smoked cigarettes off the floor
>>1306919Yeah but this goy's doing ok without rich jewish parents and not sucking cock for masonic initiations (i think)you should try being less negative
>>1306952I’m back, I just woke from a chipotle coma>sam, this is what happens when there’s no PGLYeah, I’m not claiming this is the sole path to being financially comfy, nor is it scalable to millions without transition from freelancer to self-made c-suite. I’m just saying that there’s a distinct lack of info when you’re at absolute zero.>pic rel is a $200 present I bought for my 10 yo neighbor today w/ “developmental disabilities”You can finally stop being the dude at gatherings with no present….
>>1306933>This is great adviceThanks bro
>>1306965Ok lemme make some coffee. My neighbors baritone horn is coming in the mail so we’ll take a picture when it arrives while I write this shit
>>1306965>YOU WILL GET THE TOMBOY GF OF YOUR DREAMSMINDSET THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k--------------------------------------------| MORE RULES FOR CLIENTS |--------------------------------------------#10 - If you let your clients rip you off, they will. This can come in the form of:- not approving assignments on time ("Oh, I'm sorry I'm busy with [family/work/travel/vacation]- sending anything besides trackable digital payments ("I can pay you - endless revisions- creating variants of the same design/content (which they repurpose and don't pay you)- giving the runaround>#11 - Your client can be late, but you cannot. If you know you won't be able to finish something by a deadline, explain how you'll finish is asap#12 - You CANNOT outwork shitty payrates. Once you've spent 8 hours on a $100 project, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. There's a weird fatigue where you'll end up saying, "why is this so hard?" It's hard because it's below market rate. Gas station pay, gas station results.>#13 - Some clients will blame you for their own bad decision-making and inefficiencies. When I first started, I blamed myself; now, I just recommend what they should do until they seethe. Remember, you're the expert and they're not. Don't ever let them forget that. #14 - Every client uses some form of content management system and communication platform. They're all the same. Asana, Slack, Trello, Zoho, Magento, Clickup - once you know one, they all serve the same function. Your client will expect you to be an expert, but they'll give you a grace period when you "ramp up">#15 - Agencies are good for consistent work but lower pay. Business owners are good for quick work, but they'll yell at you for their own problems. What you want is middle managers and those who have to answer for someone. Your job is to make their life easier and make them question their hiring decisions. I LOVE to steal work from lazy office workers.
>>1306972>most positive vaguely mde related content in years>would actually benefit most current mde fans>shat on by spoiled retards on benzos that spend all day on discordlmao
>>1306980Thanks broseph>most positive vaguely mde related content in yearswhen you get successful, it's hard to see others suffer due to lack of guidance and opportunity. Consider I agree with (most) of the MDE mindset, I'd say this appeals to someone who shares these values.I'll change gears and give my anecdotal story about how I went from sleeping in a Walmart tent to making $120/hr and doing whatever the hell I want. Considering I've spent like 3 hours cumulatively writing this, I've already lost $360 and got yelled at. I'm just waiting for FedEx to hurry the fuck up before I grab some beer.
>>1306985the real punchline is that you're out of Sam's price range and can probably do the work of at least dozen wiggers
>>1307010My neighbor's gift arrived in real-time. Here's some subliminal advertising in the pic... FIND THE ARROW >yeah yeah, my across the street neighbor is broke and didn't fix his gutter...
>>1307010> the real punchline is that you're out of Sam's price range and can probably do the work of at least dozen wiggersI appreciate that, but no. Graphic design and video editing is the hardest freelancing shit you can do.>oh why, great catposter?Because creative shit will always be a matter of nuance and subjectivity. No one ever looks at electrical work and says, "Gee, that's some nice grounding, but do you think you could wrap your wires so it doesn't offend the ADL?">nigga I'm dropping so much knowledge, they won't be no potholes when I's free....
>>1307018alright, I'll show you guys how it's doneMDE fans, you are my client:> Deadline: 5pm EST> Deliverable: One (1) post about homelessness> Expectation(s): I expect some fucking short-haired goddesses and forest nymphs as payment. Audrey Tautou lookin' bitches. You have fucking 3hrs 45 minutes to copy-paste... or BE POOR FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Guys this doesn't have anything to do with being cynical MDE oldheads or the don jolly extended universe. Get it together.
>>1307032Where’s the arrow nigger
>>1307046>filteredNigga I said 5pm EST. why you make momma angreee? Sheeeeeit these damn kids! I swear oh lawdy heaven above
>>1307033Oh it does. Ask Don jolly for career advice. I think he makes probably $40k but he doesn’t work because it would impact his intellectual endeavors.
>>1307046>babys first redpillwhy you make-a me angee?C'mon CIA agents, I'm non-violent but you agitate. The worst part is that all GATE kids here come to debate the only worthy enemies.I come in peaceLet Ashley Jones be the nubile precocious tomboy we all wish to attainAmen>Peace be with youAnd also with you
>>1307087ALRIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I KNOW (and I'm probably 43% wrong and what else do you really have to do?)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Alright, you're fucking homeless, but you want to be treated like a human>what do you doI'll tell you what you must do:Step #1: Adopt this mindset (and feel the hurt from 25% Rollins)https://youtu.be/ga6v91ZGL1U?si=FDQtKa83ca3pRTHz> Okay, you're broke but you want da moneez. How?First, you must suss out the basics of Mazlow's pyramid:FOODWATERSHELTERLOVE (More on this - "love" isn't the right word)As a newly homeless cadet, the most important is SHELTER followed by WATER. Once you've figured that shit out, you'll live.I recommend starving for a meal>this is something that 80% of the world experiences daily because of their race-to-the-bottom civic engineering (ie. Jackson, MS water supply, food deserts, et al.)You'll need two things:A tent to live in the forest (which provides cover and anonymity)A water bottle (to perform all basic functions of life - try hiking when you're dehydrated and there isn't a running source of water)We'll begin with what I found works:>WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BE HOMELESS?That's funny you ask. You will go to the outskirts of town within walking distance (>3 miles). I'll tell you how to pick a spot by satellite image if you've got an emergencyThe first day will be difficult, but you're a caterpillar shedding the skin of being a bitchIt's okay, we love you and we're here for youAnd if you have nubile breasts above the age of 25, c'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn>aww dude you said you have a body count of 75, why you ask for boobs?ALWAYS BE SELLING <-----attain this mindset.Jarring video, but do you want to be homeless and broke? No, you want to get a Chicken Bake at Costco with your Elite Membership CardCONTINUED....
>>1307090>Here's what you say to your client when you're late (look at the timestamp'd pic rel):Hey [Client Name], My sincere apologies for missing the deadline.I have the assignment in the works, and it's top-of-mind as soon as I have time to dedicate to it.Here's what I have so far: [add GoogleDocs link]I'm finishing things up, and I'll keep you in the mix.I'll do my best to deliver this by [DATE]If you need to discuss things further, please get in touch with me at [CONTACT DETAILS]Best regards,Ashley Jones (who is a virgin saving herself for me so we can record VHS porn)---------------------------------------------------------Fuck steal that shit. Rewrite it, see if I care.That addresses everything to give you breathing room to dedicate your sweet creative intellect when your brain is ready (after being Taco Bell Sisyphys all motherfucking day)-------------------------------------------------------------
>>1307094Alright, back to the tragedy of homelessness for anyoneMINDSET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSh-YsyjpXkThe first thing you must understand about being homeless is that there are waves and mechanisms beyond your upbringing and immediate understanding. You are the net result, but there's redemption in that, as Gurdjieff stated, if you know you're in prison, that's the first step towards enlightenment. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVEYOU WILL FIX YOUR GRANDMOTHERS TOILET FOUR TIMESYOU WILL TIP TOO FAR GONE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND WISH THEM WELLYOU WILL LIVE IN THE HEAVEN OF YOUR CHOOSINGJohn Fahey will be your guiding light as you commune with a real nigga. Even though he died fat and crazy, he always held himself with dignity. He was brutally raped by his own father, but somehow became an icon of "realness" you won't find elsewhereI met plenty of seedoils dudes who met him in PDX - never a bad story.and nothing but warmthIf you don't cry, you're dead to me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdmDyUAESs&list=RDOAdmDyUAESs&start_radio=1&rv=OAdmDyUAESs&t=2This is his love song to his departed cat.>WTF HAVE YOU DONE FOR THOSE THAT YOU LOVE (AND COULD THAT BE THE SOURCE OF YOUR MISERY)If this becomes your anthem despite "impossible" odds, you, too, will be able to afford happiness (or at least charter a boat next to it).Alright, give me a second. I gotta eat my chipotle from yesterday because, despite making money, you never truly forget the debilitating effects of hunger.
>>1307101ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE: HOW TO DEAL WITH THE PUBLIC WHILST HOMELESS (yeah fuck you, i said whilst)Okay, you're homelessFuckWhat do you do?What the fuck did I say about mindset? FAHEY WILL GUIDE YOU AND YOU WILL NOT FAIL (in open G)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYDrkG2EGwg&list=RDOAdmDyUAESs&index=2Let's get into the nitty gritty:#1 - You are PERSONA NON GRATAThis means "an unwelcome person". Guess what? You want to rejoin society? It's gonna cost youEvery single interaction from your path to shitting outdoors until getting money to buy your freedom from serfdom is... that's right, important.> What does this mean?This means that you're going to have to bribe societyIt means C.R.E.A.M.It means that you'll start to relate to niggas entrepreneurial pursuits in spirit, but not actionWhy does Europe suck? No tippingWhy can't they get rid of the gypsies? THEY TIPUSA ()()=========> suck that tip, everyone else...Act accordingly. You are now the same dude playing accordion at the Hamburg Sternschanze station (overlooking the Damtor) I was there when Brazil got massacred 7 - 1 and some Polish dude gave us booze.PERSONA NON GRATAYou need to create your own welcome. Cash speaks, and the girls at Starbucks might take pity on your poor self while you crank out the next assignment. Trust me, Alaethia used to sleep on the floor of Coffee Time in PDX to easy my homeless self. Women will love you if you do the right thing. What's the right thing?HYGIENE: A woman in PHX on their local shuttle around town told me this:"You know what they call the DART?""What?""Driving Around Smelly Homeless"...cont...
>>1307104That's right, you dirty bitch. You stink. ASSUME THAT YOU STINK AT ALL TIMESand you will ensure that you never stink and some girl will give you head in Garberville, CA and... I've said too muchYour best friend if you've made it to the woods is set of WalMart rags. Jannies, permit this link:https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-18-Pack-Washcloth-Bundle-Pastel/562229733?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=5410&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=22222222277562229733_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-394283752452&wl5=1023819&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=562229733&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwo6GyBhBwEiwAzQTmc_uZ4jPpdTcAHoJ5Eq4xtfSyXqZBeEEnmf6gB3v24gtI9iOpDrTzhhoCBCoQAvD_BwEWipe your ass twice, wear deodorant if necessary (use essential oils as substitute, but that's wizard-tier), wipe away all dirt. Clean clothes, even if means going to the laundry with a pickle bag. I always say if a cop asks what the hell i am doing, I say I am preserving my dignity to be a member of society. Something like that... You will carry a set of grocery plastic bags where you'll dispose of your ass wipes in public recepticles because, despite our current station in life, we can always be clean. Just make sure no one sees you, the earlier the better.
>>1307107Unfortunately, here's the biggest mental shift:YOU WILL NEED TO WEAR A BACKPACK AT ALL TIMESSounds funny and maybe I'm being facetious, but the reality is that until you can trust to leave your source of income by your side, you're on the path of NOT FUCKING AROUNDPro Tip: Keep the backpack out of sight if you're in a library, Panera, Starbucks, what have you. If you look like the chad you are, you too will get your dick sucked by a Hawaiian welfare queen in Seabrook, NH and... I've said to much
>>1307110Alright, you've joined the ranks of the BACKPACK PEOPLE (ie. recent drug addict releases) or just townies/homebumsHOW DO YOU MAKE YOURSELF COOL?You tip like a motherfucker. $3 coffee? Fuck you, I'm the richest homeless person and I'll tip you $2.I know what you're saying:> Dude you're broke, what the fuck are you doing? That's wasteful.I say "no". I say that I'm buying cultural capital. Ask any person in the service industry or SIN -night adjacent people: It's who you know and it's usually cheaper than you think.Again, we're mentally aligning ourselves so we don't fall into a fucking pit of depression:I'll make you depressed with this next song, and then give you the tender loving song to bring it all back around:Let's get sad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbcErP-XokDEPRESSION AS A HOMELESS ENTREPRENEUR LIKE YOURSELF IS DEATH. YOU WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND EVEN IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS, YOU WILL LIVE TO YOUR POTENTIAL AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL REGALE THEIR KIN ABOUT EXAGGERATED ABOUT GRAMPY ANON
>>1307112Alright the antidote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPeheoBa2_YOkay, this is an object lesson. Do you not see that you can easily shift your mental state via inputs? Remember, being homeless is a psychological punishment - you must be resilientSUICIDES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.I've seen motherfuckers sell women opiates in a moment of weakness, only to mention being raped by some Olympa meth addictI was the 2nd to last person to see DD (Danger Dave) die in PDX. I had a video randomly come on YouTube that showed him telling you the best way to lay cardboard to sleep on cardboardYOU ARE NOT THIS PERSONNo one talks about this for fear of a stigma, while we all know at least one person who's one rent payment away from living in a Walmart parking lot (which is no longer what it used to be)#2 - Getting Work DoneI'm going to ake about ten minutes... nah, 20 mins and show you the exact path and destinations I used to traverse each day. -------------------------I hope I'm not dominating this shit but sometimes I feel like I should share my knowledgeOtherwise it's like the jarring "tranny this, tranny that." for fucks sake, I'm sick of it Melissa. Be better damnit! C'mon!
>>1307114#2 - GETTING WORK DONEOkay freelancer, how the fuck are you going to bid on jobs, get paid and attain the next "click" of life?You will live or die by two things:1) Battery Life2) Internet ConnectionAs long as you have battery, you're good. You can work offline.Because the USA is homogeneous, there are plenty of places to take your laptop and sit for an hour:1) McDonalds (lowest tier avoid if available)2) Liberal coffee shops (you can get blowjobs via intersectionality - as a homeless dude, they feel it's their duty to...)3) Starbucks *(they are literally not allowed to kick you out. You can bathe and do everything until you become a nuisance)4) Panera Bread -> THIS IS YOUR HOLY GRAILOkay, Panera Bread has a coffee program called the Sip Club. It's $12/month but you get unlimited coffee refills and don't worry, the employees are so unmotivated that you can just serve yourself (plus attractive young women!). If you have 4 coffees in a month, you've paid for the sip club. Congrats. Tell that fat cashier she's hotter than she is. LIVE A LITTLE.5) Libraries: These are like ersatz homeless shelters. If you don't have a laptop, guess what : YOu"RE A LEVEL ONE SLIME( pic rel ) ( o o ) <-------- look at this bitch
>>1307121I'll put this out for the NEW AMERICAN EDUCATION:We'll do Oregon Trail, Myst, Voyage of the Mimi, but the real shit is DRAGON WARRIOR.I never want to meet the MDE crew, but I think they'd agree that his game is about LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Fui-e_59MTIPic rel is the mental stance you must take. Ultra morality. Be the change you want to see.
>>1307122I'm sorry I'm being so forthright, but there are tangible benefits to doing the right thing.
>>1307123#3 - GOALSIf you've been homeless even for a day with not a cent to your name, you must have goals. If you're hungry, every city has "homeless feeds". Talk to the grubbiest person and they'll help you eatIt's shameful, but you know that when you attain stability, you will help those around you Make benchmarks. When I was homeless in Hampton Falls, NH, I made each day about survival. First, transportation: GET A BIKE. You'll 10x your travel and if you're in a metro area, you can blend in as a bike enthusiast to not feel the shame of homelessness. Craigslist will get you a $50 wonder.The bike will open up new pathways and you'll have an introductory sense of being responsible for an asset that you rely on.Once you've got the bike, it's time to get housed.If you're handsome, you can sponge off a bored girl. Here's a pro tip I haven't seen on any PUA: women want an adventure and put themselves in public to attract men. You are homeless Jesus Not Like the Others. I got housed by many women and you can live a bit of domesiticy. Always be reciprocal and when they say bye bye, you better have a bugout plan. If you're not handsome, you can still do the same. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDLCr0fxOQYour only goal is to get to place where you can work with an electrical charge. Otherwise you're on closing time for all aforementioned places to work. Oh wait, how the fuck do I camp?> That's right you got your Walmart tent, what next?
>>1307133#4 - SELECTING A PLACE TO "LIVE"Ok, at some point in time, you'll have to put your head down and melt into the astral planeOh, but how?Here's what I know:- Use your bike to pick remote areas. Along highways is good, but 5 miles will net you the safety of sleep and silence you haven't heard in concrete jungles. One of my prized memories is camping near Brattleboro and hearing coyotes howl in call and response. You will be transfigured:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNs- Never sleep at homeless encampments. Dens of vice, degeneracy, and lots of garbage. It's the closest we get to India in the USA. You'll be surprised how many there are...- If you get attacked by animals at night, you must defend yourself with a neutral voice. Animals are WAY more intelligent and they'll protect you from harm. I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAW THE LITTLE PAWS FROM RACCOONS AT 3AM. I still punted those fucks because they woke up for sausage residue.- Always have an alibi. Relaxing at the park? Be prepared. As a homeless person, people will call the police on you and now is not the time to exercise your civil rights and sovereign citizenship (tell me about it, Blacksburg, VA). I know Sam talked shit about Spaulding Gray, but he has a great story about a woman who gets confronted by cops during an incident in h er building, only to disarm the tense police by speaking in "the voice of innocence".- Believe it or not, cops are your friends and they are human. If you can level with them and just tell them who you are and what you're doing, they'll look the other way when you falter. I could have easily got busted in Northampton Mass for public intoxication, but when I told the lady cops about my situation, they let me off with a warning. Liberal cities get a bad rap, but at least they're reasonable. - Early out, late in. You will utilize the sunset and sunrise to your advantage. This is more of a problem in the summer months when daylight leaves 10pm - 5am.
>>1307140I'll just live with my mom, man
>>1307162That’s valid but you’ll make more money without a safety net
>>1307066Hes becoming a lawyer you fake donhead. The amount of nu-mde bs in this thread is nauseating.
>>1307197> How long does a juris doctorate take?So let’s recap: Don Jolly’s most famous contribution is a video with Sam talking about the traps of academia.>Don Jolly signs up for 7 years for JDand you use the “nu-MDE” pejorative?Now I KNOW this is Don. Listen you sniveling fuck, you can’t give mixed messages. I’ll talk in your faggot language: your stance is ontologically unsound. Starting from the premise of engaging in academic environments, we have empirical evidence that not a single woman would ever perpetuate your genetics in situ, with a cascade of effects resulting in your non-anonymous anonymity.May God have mercy on your soul (and your writing sucks)>now sit down, the adults are speaking
>>1307201His most famous contribution is the penthouse article and encyclopedia.zone what the fuck are you blathering about?You better not be in the next one of these threads.
>>1307202> PenthouseNice, you’re fat and DEGENERATE and it’s 1995 and you’re the coolest guy.Start working on your type II diabetes. No one takes YOU seriously and there isn’t a legion of fans that massages your balls. You are a faggy journalist and I work in journalism - insufferable self-diagnosed assburgers.>I hope this post causes you constipqtionRemember, you’d probably be handsome and well adjusted if you lost weight. But you don’t, so you built a personality and namesake around your inability to fight off Wendy’s (ah geez, I can get a burger at 2am to stimulate muh creativity from the plebs).>Stay irrelevantThe only reason you’re squawking is because an ancillary character such as me makes a contribution to a public forum that overshadows your DEEP insights. You literally don’t know how to navigate the world, whereas your message is don’t become a graduate student.>Thats it?Wow bro
>>1307204Watch as I provide value, which you cannot (you deal in obfuscation to provide a smokescreen because you wouldn’t last a day in a blue collar job)
>>1307202>blathering>only person defending irrelevant toilet destroyerFat people are suicidal cowards and expect us to hear their>”Limelight” by Rush comes on the headphonesPAY ATTENTION to these lyrics (and YOU are not as smart as you think you are)Cast in this unlikely roleIll-equipped to actWith insufficient tactOne must put up barriers to keep oneself intactI do not wish to harm you but motivate you to change. It worked for idubbbbzzzzzzxxx and you don’t even have a succubus.
>>1307210No response you fat fuck?>stay in your laneYou can’t “intellectualize” yourself out of responsibility. >let this be an example of any person who thinks they can take on 160 IQ vs midwit.The gulf between me and you is how you feel when you see a legitimately retarded person. Be Jolly you fat fuck. I clean my hands thoroughly after touching anything your sneed oil selfdoes and I always feel superior. You see that look at Costco? Yeah, you don’t belong. Stay in academia and jerk off of some dude hairy chest>Dont ever speak again unless I turn up the thumbscrews and your protestations will be set to classical music:Fear this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_aA2gGSkE
>>1307258I’m gonna gauge interest: I can show you a $200 assignment done in about an hour and a half (with timestamps) OR we can be delighted by the prescient wisdom of Don Jolly who is still unhinged (and “his” supporters?)I won’t do shit until I see Ashley Jones. You heard me, I love her neotony and her features would ensure I have cute, smart children.
>>1307259Yeah that’s what I fucking thought, fat faggot:So I’ll do what I did yesterday and be consistent to my clients (you dear readers)… or we can read whatever self-serving word salad Don Jolly says ( pic rel ) which is the same maneuver that midwits use to dunk on their brethren.I am the one that dunks
>>1307273>>1307259>>1307258>>1307210>>1307206>>1307204>>1307202>>1307201Sam:>More muscles than you (500lb squat, 315 bench, probably could deadlift 600 if he did deadlift)>More money than you>Better artist>TallYou:>FagYou're a loser.
>>1307275Loser = $120/hrShow receipts. I'm more than happy to show mine, but you show me yours first because I need to know how VALID you are.
>>1307278You literally spend x amount of time curating my posts despite contributing nothing. no, go ahead, I'll wait...>You must know your place and I am here to remind you that I view you like a beekeeper sees as errant hive.When one acts up, I euthanize without a 2nd thought...
This temper tantrum says more than I ever could... The Nu-MDE mind is so twisted...
>>1307282>post wages, wagie
>>1307283You work as the digital equivalent of a deliveroo driver. I don't have to work because I'm a man of leisure.
>>1307202fat fuck don is always shilling himself here
>>1307305I'm actually his greatest fan, but nice try you low vibrational piece of shit
>>1307308nice meme faggot. go suck his chode.
>>1307311I would like it I could but a ticket to Austin is too much
Anyone have the cumtown episode with Nick?Never watched it.
>>1307321https://dn720003.ca.archive.org/0/items/CumTownPatreonEpisodes2022/2022-05-03%20whoops%20%28Bonus%20289%29.mp3
>>1307288Post wages so we can envy you
>>1307333I don't earn a "wage".
>>1307275seriously are you gay or what
>>1307305Cat poaster here:Your recent screed sucks. I’ll copy edit it for you if you like, but somehow it got published nonetheless. I run $75 an hour for this task, but your shit is so self-serving and incoherent that you made me temporarily stupid for even trying to read it. Read your shit and no you’re not a voice of a generation- you’re a fool we all laugh at (and not part of your “online trolling” garbage…)you are garbage and you should gracefully exit the public discourse because you’re irrelevant and have no idea about using writing instead of a vehicle to justify your poor decision-making (despite saying the opposite).> you should pee sitting down Let’s recap: > you suck and offer no valueI’m going to take anyone who reads this on an oath to making $200 in less than an hour (WHILE DRUNK). So I’m legally impaired and better than you. Could you Don a weight belt and show us all how much you lift? I’m gonna do screenshots in real time - tell me you fat fuck which actionable steps you offer to be as ascended you are because Id love to hear it? No no, I’ll wait. Hit F12 and doctor the stats we all wait to see how awesome you are. BRO SHOW US THE WAYMy neighbors kid can do 25lbs in each hand, can you?We also are aware of the topic that you chose (online trolling). Deep down, you know it’s true but there’s a Big Bad Something that you won’t admit to. That’s a shame but you seem on a path of destruction, so you can lolcow it up and feel that these comments don’t hit home, but every time you pee, I know you wish you could see your own penis vs. the consequences of your actions. I mean you’re smart, but refuse to see the obvious but I’m not your dad. I’m going to have sex with one of my lady neighbors- could you EVER say the same?
>>1307336move this gay shit to /biz/ or the andrew tate comments sections of something bub, we donheads have some serious business to attend to.
>>1307342Evidence of benevolence >pic relatedWhat the fuck have you done to help your community?>i am almost crying You will never know the joy of kids begging to eat pickles and playing my collection of exotic instruments
>>1307363BLACKED
>>1307366That child lives in squalor and I’ve made it a point to ensure they have a safe place to chill during the day. They made me paintings and shit on my porch.>do other men trust you with their children?This is a forum for adults and the lessons you glean from Sam and company should be your guiding light. Instead, you decided to deride a kid that I drove hope two blocks because he’s scared of his neighborhood>how about fuck your and die alone
>>1307367they all live in squalor its their reproductive strategy for a white person to spend resources to look after them
>>1307372That’s cool, I get that but that CHILD deserves a good shot. I gave him a $20 clarinet and he can be a sweet person (but school fucking sucks). He lives in squalor not of his own choice and his grandmother was so ashamed to be in her house I stayed in the threshold to not embarrass her while she does the best she can. Dude, I know it’s cool to be 1488 and encourage genocide, but I’m not sure how you’d deal with a CHILD saying “Hey anon, I’m hungry.” You have no fucking idea so back the fuck up and know that you’ve never heard a 7 year old make you a painting and blurt out, “I love you anon”. I put their paintings on my fridge so I’m reminded how sweet and innocent life can be. I even talked the kid away from saying I was racist, saying I’m ultra-racist but would you like a bottle of water and pistachios?Fucking know your place
>>1307373For fucks sake, can someone call Ashley Jones and put her on the line? I feel that she’d understand in some female schizo-equivalent facsimile of empathy. I’ll take it. I’m sure her skin is soft and she wants to be nice Ok, now that we’ve handled degeneracy , I have a $200 assignment due tomorrow. I can show you have to do this in an hour and a half but BLACKED BBC OMG 1488 ITS OVER THE WEST HAS FALLEN OR… maybe you need to create the kingdom of heaven where you exist?
>>1307374Do you notice that the tranny posting stopped because there’s a real G in the mix offering guidance for those who fell off the grid of humanity (through no fault if their own)? No, I’ll invoke the renunciation of the Talmud. Begone naysayers, or bertter yet, make a contribution to REALLY making tye world a better place. ,
I didn't read all the above nonsense but I will say the e-mails Don Jolly sent Channing and other MDE thots were really shitty and embarrassing. To paraphrase, he was like:"Uh huh wow it's a shame Sam didn't appreciate your talents for graphic design...any other details about how he doesn't pay people? You're really gifted" The most beta male, sniveling, behind your back, passive aggressive, social climbing manipulative faggot bullshit I've ever seen. And I liked the guy at one point. Law is the perfect field for a rat like him. Good luck with your legalese word games, you fat fucking faggot. But seriously, wish you well. Beta male tactics will get you far in that field.
>>1307363>>1307367you are based. i'm not joking. thanks for existing.
>>1307393You weren't there>>1307400Stop samefagging commision-boy
>>1307393>>1307375>>1307373>>1307367would you give it a fucking rest I want to see PGL shit not whatever this is
>>1307393stop talkingthis is irrevlevant
>>1307400thanks broI'm kind of a in a low spot due to leaving these kids to almost certain doom. Heavy shit, dude... I'm just drinking, but I'll do my best to share my info so we all get rich. Until then, >suck my ass critic niggasBACK TO FRONT
>>1307406>wtf do you meaningfully contributeSIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>1307400THanks man. I'm so drunk I think I said this twice and it's just hard. I think I'm going to listen to alan watts and take a cold shower. I can't sleep. I haven't sleltp in days. I'm so tired
>>1307409This is the MDE thread bub, not a soup kitchen.
>>1307408Who the fuck let you have kids? You gonna raise them to grift shekels on an online marketplace like you?
>>1307410Yeah go to bed, the MDE thread needs to be in the hands of true patriots.
>>1307412or worse shit up the thread with irrelevant bs seriously what the fuck is this guys problem does he even watch MDE?
>>1307411Fuck you, you fuck; I'm worried about the existential fate of my neighbors and their kids, you momo. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT"'S LIKE? FUCK YOU I've felt nauseous for the past hour, fuck you. I spraytinted the windows, I put up heavy curtains, but damnit.... I'm having a hard time brosThis is serious shit and you make momma angree wyyyyyyyyyyyyyy FUCK EVERYTHING I"M PLAYING PIANO/
>>1307413>>1307407just wanted to say you guys are really epic and based, I'm definitely not just samefagging here, you guys rock.
>>1307414Dude I've been on Team Rocco since day one, so shut your fucking mouth until you produce results>coffee is for closers
>>1307415Muh heckin neighbourinos!!!! Dude stop posting pictures of random kids on NSFW 4chan boards and get back to prostituting yourself on fiverr
>>1307417You better be talking about Rocco Quattrocci boy...
>>1307418Please stop talking>dude higher priorities
>>1307418CAN I A TTEMPT TO MURDER YOUIT SEEMS LIKE YOU LIKE ROLEPLAYING>GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND WE'LL FANTASTIZEno no , it's now weird... why would your think that?
>>1307419speak English or divest yourself from your superiors
>>1307418This will be a comment from me to you:You'd NEVER make this comment if you had someone look up to you.Please, do better. I'm trying, but shut your shit until you've done it, big guy
>>1307427See he doesn't even know, and he calls himself an MDE fan...
>>1307428>>1307426I'll meet you in Paris outside Gare Du Nord and we can settle this like men.
>>1307428I'm pretty sure your mom was looking up at me last night pal. Now run along and babysit your neighbours kids, I'm sure they can't wait to hear about your cool hobby of having meltys on 4chan in-between scratching dirt on Upwork for pennies.
>>1307430Fuck you you’re dead > when the neighbor hid girl hit her hand, I slashed my hand so she wouldn’t cry.Godammnit fuckkkk I can’t take this besides staring at the wall NOOOOOO
>>1307434Now it makes sense. These are the hands of a natural slave, a beast of burden.
can we stick to posting PGLs rather than humble bragging about acts of charity
>>1307437refresh this thread in a day and there's another 100 posts by the same 4 faggots talking about sucking dick. what PGL are we even up to now? Is 80 out?
>>1307439well at least they aren't posting pictures of men sucking co-
>>1307433>neighboursFILTERED, limey
>>1307465I no longer live in Britain but nice try.
Anyone rip this weeks palace?
Nick's taste in music makes me scratch my head, even if there's nothing really wrong with it. I feel like he would listen to Vampire Weekend unironically.
caught chris lynch churning his goonstick to wet furry swamp butt brap art.. sickening, made me want to kill myseLf
>>1307487It makes more sense when you realise he used to live in London where it's hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUDCZ6YVZZY
>>1307504Thank you for you contribution
>>1307468I used to live in oldham. You fookin wot m8
>>1307505Finsbury Park reporting in.>it’s overOver
>>1307505>nick rochefort lived in londonthat's fucking bizarrealso can u upload to catbox kiketube wants my id and yewtube isn't loading
remember when mde worked with ag cook and danny l harle? theyre producing music for some of the biggest pop artists in the world while sam is making some gay internet reality show kek.
>>1307522Lol I used to live in tufnell park, watch your back weve got goldplated donhead geezers everywhere
>>1307544Ageing millenials lock in, I too remember when culture hadn't left me in the dust.
>>1307532He didn't actually live in london it was just cool for him to listen to dean blunt and pretend
>>1307548Didn't he say he 'lived' in amsterdam for a month as well, which was essentially a fear and loathing mushroom fueled brothel tour
>>1307548Hype Williams fucking sucked.
>>1307367>Sam and company should be your guiding light.You missed the part where his crew is pillheads who degrade people on an internet TV show for profit?
>>1307544Pop art is shit and so is Fishtank, but yeah he could be grubbing for more money while being tasteless and without standards if he had stuck with them.
>>1307595s2 flopped. s2.5 is delayed. fishtank is pure slop and not really making any money.
How do I watch Ideas Man?
>>1307598I'm talking about the nigger bop adjacent "artists" mentioned above who apparently outgrew Sam.
>>1307588Yeah but it was cool and that's what matters
Do you agree?
Would Sam Hyde suck a log of shit from Peter Thiel's asshole while kneeling in front of Edie (male)?
>>1307706is charls the steve merchant or karl pilkington of mde? which one is nick?
>>1307746nick is karl, sam is gervais, charls is steve
>>1307750on second thought nick is steve, sam is gervais, charls is karl
>>1307604think it, dream it, do it https://youtu.be/_GUWvsd4P9A
>>1307734Depends how hard it would own Dr. Fred
>>1307663A nigger with a white woman is cool to you, but not to right thinking folk. Not everyone's a piece of shit like you.
>>1307706Yeah, and he's about 15 years too late
>>1307796Uhm wow, 2016 much?
>>1307545Jews everywhere in Tottenham and Seven Sisters. God help them, they're surrounded by their golems (or maybe god should this one out...)
>>1302606Sorry to be late bros. I just lost a family member to dementia and now gotta retard wrangle while he self-inserted into my moving plans. My jewish landlord hasn't contacted me in 24-hours to help me plan to vacate the property, and we had a police officer follow my dad when we went to Menards to pickup storage boxes. This is the same police officer manlet that I invoke ignorantia juris non excusat and it seems people are falling apart rapidly. I wish to protect my investment and the neighborhood children (there are child molester two blocks a way and we had a shooting at the movie theater due to KANG SHIT cuz why not - the dude who got shot looked like a Uber delivery driver)I know 4chan is full of good people (and the truth), so this is my insurance policy and NOT A LARP. However, it's entertaining and happening in real-time, so for fuck's sake Sam and Nick and especially Rocco,>I dunnoa PGL would be nice before I go full Straw Dogs because my Jewish lawyer is going to be BROUGHT TO HEEL IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAW>Ashley Jones wouldn't hurt.I want this to be a public statement with timestamp and all that jazz that I'm non-violent, but it appears that the rule of law is rapidly becoming elastic. If things go sour, I may have to hole up in my attic with a gasoline and say if you want me arrested, I'll ignite the whole house. What other recourse do I have? I have lost 8 lbs and I'm shitting blood. The next picture hopefully won't doxx me but you'll get an idea of why I have to do some Gurdjieff shouting followed by the calmest, disconcerting voice. >bonus tipI taught the neighborhood kids to play Reveille ask me why I would od that for a "retired" Marine>which part of a bing a Marine entitles you to call another man's kid an "asshole"Their last name mean berrypicker!>GO GET YOUR SHINEBOXMENTAL POSTURE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bk6Hbz0ZUPray for me bros>we're all gonna make it
>>1307864GARBAGE SERVICE IS GARBAGE SERVICE>I took myself from homelessness to this>I legit felt safer with raccoons and coyotes
>>1307864You bros are legitmately my insurance plan versus degeneracy.>jannies please, I'll QUADRUPLE YOUR PAYRATE.
>>1307864
>>1307877I am desperate and I hoped those who share the same values would understand>cope postingok thank you
>>1307877you have mental health issues stop posting here and see a dr you loon
>>1307752Yeah thats accurate. Sam is the posterboy of the group but the actual talent lie in the other 2.
Can anyone name this movie sam and charls were talking about? or at least give me the director's nameplot is like guy stares into the sun and becomes a math genius but it now being chased by two groups of people so he gives himself a lobotomy or whatever
>>1307936pihttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138704/
Its been 3 weeks since the last pgl, do these guys honestly expect people to pay for this shit. People should mass unsub just so we actually get some content for a change
Charls get pennies compared to sam but still does like 3 streams a week + the palace, he still goes on tour with sam and he has 2 kidsNick does scuffled realtor 3 times a week, goes on tour and also has 2 kidsSam literally sits in his office for 6 hours a day browsing car websites and phoning callcentres about the latest crisis hes having whilst his 10 employees sit around editing content which never even comes out
>>1308002real
>>1308002Charls and Nick respect the internet.Sam is blackpilled on anything good coming from it and just milks it like a pimp. I get the deal but most of Sam's stuff is just dumb cassino shit.
>>1307796Dean Blunt is half german half swedish by his dad's side. His grandfather on his mother side was jamaican. Also Hype Williams was cool Blunt is a broke 40 year old deadbeat but he's talented. More talented than the entire MDE crew btw both nü and ogAre you from Chicago? Go watch Dj Speedsick live set and tell it to his fucking face, he made Dean Blunt bootleg shirts years ago. Fuck you
>>1308002And Sam has 2 kids
>>1308185either way hes not looking after them all day, what is he so busy with that he has an office and employees but only does 1 hour of low effort content a month
>>1308203Farting.
>>1308185no he doesn't
>>1308185he keeps saying he doesnt have kids on the podcast, if he did have some they'd just edit it out if he didn't want anyone to know
today's the day for a new PGL, I can feel it, I'll be getting my $10/mo's worth really soon
fish tank is gay as hell nobody is trying to watch 12 bums go through a character arc of autistic nigga to slightly-less autistic niggaFish tank is proof that mental illness is a psy op and cash rules all because even retards love money and shiny things to the point they will reduce their autism to achieve itthey literally have to cast retards to protect their ego
>>1308246>joe rogan would definitely watch thishumiliation ritual
>>1308246friendless neet zoomers watch it
>resents being forgotten by his own fansthis nigga is helpless
>>1302606I’m buying food for the hospital staff as thanks. Does gift cards work? Platters? How much do I show my thanks?>i cried like a bitch and they comforted me
>>1308422Cmon Sam, I NEED a laugh
Worked with Sam Hyde back in '06 when we were still a couple of young studs.We were workin' away on the site, sweat glistenin' in the hot summer heat.I tripped. Fell. Almost hit my head, probably would've died...Ol' Sammy boy caught me.I got lost in his baby blues...One thing led to another...Oh well...Don't regret a thang. Miss ya Sammy. Thanks for saving my life. And thanks for... ya know. You're a lover, all the way through. Hope things are workin' out for ya.
>>1308422>>1308435please see a mental health professional we are not your friends and we dont care about you or your shit life
how many months do I have to wait for the next pgl?
>>1308454they bumped the price up two times so it would be safe to assume episodes come out two times later.
>>1308459excellent news
>>1308421Charls deffo has the bug
>>1308265literally me
are there any Charls paypigs around? can you rip the Palace? I wanna watch it but not enough to pay for it.
>>1308710Also requesting this, I missed a few Sundays and they private the show right after it's over
>4 pgls all year>sam doing standup>sam reopening cameopaypigs its not looking good
your father is dyingforgive him and stop being angry. tell him how you truly feel about him.
>>1308917DAD DAD DAD DADalso there are a handful of PGLs on the way, got the Chris Lynch guarantee on it the other day
PGL_0080_FleshToilet_r1 (CRF26)
>>1308223>>1308798>>1309088>PGL_0080_FleshToilet_r1 (CRF26).mp4>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:99cc19b4606d76b62bd5b7c3df240002e8bbc5d6&dn=PGL_0080_FleshToilet_r1%20(CRF26).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
>>1309106aww shit thank u sar
>>1309106OH MY FAUCI H*CK YES
>>1309106Glad they crack themselves up even when the audience is left cold! That's what it's all about. Don't worry about developing an actually funny idea, just use the comfortable setting between old friends to simulate parasocial good times with the viewers and it's a job well done. Creative humor at it finest. *squealing laughter like a pig* No one's funnier than Nick!
Can't even chill with this in the bg because Charls dopaminergic dysfunction disorder/hyper nervousness is too distracting. Like five times now he's pretended to take a drink and put the bottle down before it touched his lips. Relax man. Shpodcast was better when it was just Sam and Nick, good god. Someone put this balding Johnny Depp wannabe on neuroleptics again
>>1309122KEK
>>1309106based
>>1309122>Like five times now he's pretended to take a drink and put the bottle down before it touched his lipshes spitting chewing tobacco or something. listen to the fucking podcast next time, big man
>>1309106>sam still has long hair how many fucking years ago is this from, I might as well just go back and watch the old episodes, I've forgotten them anyway
>it's a charls episodeWE EATIN GOOD
>guys this is the funniest dude on the whole internet, let me show you his whole catalogue>y'all trippin shiet what! damn not me nigga no sir!Chris has a real talent to bring everything to a screeching halt
I wonder why they left these particular episodes in the vault when they're considerably better than the ones released last year or so. Maybe that was the point, keeping the best ones locked in during the eventual content drought. No car talk, no watch talk, only youtube videos, video games, online bullshit, conspiracy theories.
>>1309145This episode was pretty good but it's crazy when you compare them to the Weck episode (PGL008) from late 2020/early 2021, Sam still had some energy because he had to keep his business going without Nick and Chuck.
>>1309122>can't even chill with thiswho asked lmao
>6m30s of incomprehensible niggerbabble shuckin' and jivin' (funniest thing ever)LYNCH chris
>about to show nick deus ex spinechilling redpills>whiplash straight into fucking REALITY SHOW sewersludge>they're all aware of and into itwhat the fuck?
Edie (male) when?
Chris bros... not like this...
a podcast with two fat jews and a pedo weirdo looking manlet talking about nigger shit like killing cats. cool stuff guise
edie rockers in the thread tonighteverybody just have a good time
I was trying to prove to this stupid faggot I know how unfunny Loiter Squad is and I had to watch some of the skits. They ripped off so much shit from MDE.>Pimp my wheelchair skit>Dating show full of losers skit>Officer maggot skitAnd so on and so forthThat kid really got away with it
Sam will you ever do show in Philippines ?
>>1309386>>1309386>I was trying to prove to this stupid faggot I know how unfunny MDE is and I had to watch some of the skits. They ripped off so much shit from Tim and Eric.
>>1309106The world needs laughter
>>1309106shid, the chris-forced black guy tiktok segment... physically painful
>>1309503it just doesn't end, what the fuck? don't ever give chris initiative whatsoever, LOL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NruccMk0Jls&pp=ygUIc2FtIGh5ZGU%3D
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KNxPQMQdog
>>1309194Someone with an IQ above 100. What's it like being a fucking retard, big guy? Big guy, small cranium. Faggot nigger. Pedophile
>>1309194What's up your small cranium'd, 95 IQ on a good day, faggot dick sucking pedophile? Seriously asking. Brain the size of one peanut. A zoomer, broccoli hair'd faggot I'd knock out in one punch. Bleeding from the ears sort of situation. Any time. Seriously, day or night. I'll have your brain coming out of your ears. Nasty business. Would not recommend.
>>1309408>>I was trying to prove to this stupid faggot I know how unfunny Tim and Eric is and I had to watch some of the skits. They ripped off so much shit from Wondershowzen.
