>>4799594kek
>>4799592>Yeah nice try. You know I'm the big spoon.
Requesting Pinguin Webms
>>4799619
>>4799596How damaged would that dolphin be if it got slapped by the whale?
>>4799593
>>4799680Cute
>>4799669What king of bate even is this?
>>4799700One that made you reply. GG
>>4799590Where's this from?
>>4799594She's so matter of fact about it. This is not her first rodeo.
>>4799830Plot twist: Cameraman sprayed the boy's head full of catnip extract as a prank
>>4799827i love these
>>4799832for you
>>4799830you can tell he was getting a boner
>>4799831I'm having trouble processing this, all I see is fish hovering over grass, small pond and dried up rocks
>>4799674underwater, not at all. it could be concussed if it came up right under the clap though
>>4799590nice tongue
Love these threads. They always cheer up my shitty days. Thanks anons.
>>4799832We need a bigger board
>>4800135Is this real?
>>4799674It would be extremely painful.
>>4800171He's a big guy.
>>4799594pelicans are so fuckin funny man
>>4800165floppas are real animals.
>>4799619Based pic >>4799701That thing looks over fed
>>4799594It just let her do that without putting up a fight? Where even is this? Is that a fucking zoo??? What kind of enclosure is that? How did a pelican get in????? So many questions
>>4799830this is a bobcat right? pretty cute :3
>>4799831>>4799901Worlds most transparent body of water, apparently
>>4799832Oh, that’s a shark…>>4799945Will his journey ever end?
>>4799831>>4799901Still water, optimal angle, and polarizing filter.
>>4800293>lovecraft intensifies
>>4800296Near, far, wherever you are~
>>4800293He's not going there to die. He's going there to find out if he's really alive.
>>4799674Physically? Not much. Emotionally? Mortifying.
>>4800367wait just a fucking second. That's the tail base scratch point area spot for domesticated animals!what in the good lord heaven God earth green is going sam benny hill tarnation on?
>>4800375Most animals have a hard time scratching the base of their tail: can't reach it with claws, can barely reach it with teeth. If they get an itchy spot there due to fleas or mites or whatever, they can't scratch it very well. Good thing humans like to pat and scratch as many critters as possible.
>>4800377do they like their tongues pat pet just liek orcas? perhaps i propose to pet the pink pillow?
>>4800375God made all animals to be frens. we've just failed him on some of them.
>>4800378anon what's your address, I'm gonna send an ambulance over cause you clearly just had a stroke
>>4800296When dad puts you in a time-out but you're really proud of what you did.
I talk a big game when I'm out at the club but I don't really know what animals are and just nod along when the guys start talking about them.
>>4799945Is that the ones that yell "ptreeegle" at you?
>>4800296They didn't have to crucify him
>>4800427Ablatrosses only ever touch the ground twice. Once on their anniversary and once when they choose to die.
>>4800279So this is it? They can just walk now?
>>4800293There is something he needs to do>>4800294lol
>>4800367>>4800375>>4800377So Gators just have the same instinctive reaction to raise their butts to indicate that they like it and to keep going? That’s… something
>>4800293Herzog makes shit up all the time in his "documentaries".
>>4799829Love how it windscreen wipers its eyes like that. Neat
>>4800295That's a weird penis.
>>4800308Did this nigga kill a fox? Damn, birds don't fuck around.>>4800482Hey, it makes compelling content. People have been posting that webm and getting misty eyed over it since the format was first developed.
>>4800591The fox looks like it might have been there for a while but I guess a bird can kill any land animal it can lift into the air and drop.
>>4799590you wouldn't
>>4800616I wouldn't
>>4800453Anon I'm pretty sure that's a goat.
>>4800591>12 species of canid are known to have been hunted by golden eagles and they collectively make up about 2.8% of the diet from all surveyed golden eagle nests. For the most part, foxes are the preferred prey. In a nest in Mongolia, Corsac fox (Vulpes corsac) were surprisingly the main prey species, making up 38% of sampled remains. Kit fox (Vulpes macrotis), swift fox (Vulpes velox), gray fox (Urocyon cinereoargenteus) and island fox (Urocyon littoralis) are readily predated in North America. Red foxes make up 13.5% of nest remains in Sicily and 5.9% in the Republic of Macedonia. Among red foxes, juveniles are usually targeted as prey, though golden eagles can kill foxes of any age or condition, including adult male red foxes heavier than the eagles themselves. Occasionally, even coyotes, including healthy adult males, can be successfully killed by golden eagles.
>>4800712Could an adult golden eagle kill a me?
>>4799594
>>4799590i want to be a wolverine lady
>>4800279BEHOLD A MAN
>>4799594>>4800732
>>4800482Alright then, what's actually happening there then?
>>4800847
>>4800867look at that tail wag, what a happy boy
>>4800862
>>4800789Mirrors
>>4800938Sequel to cocaine bear; nunchucks bear!
>>4800732>yes yes these will do nicely
>>4800591>>4800712Eagles are cool>>4800714Probably (over time)
>>4800963movie was doodoo
>>4800296>My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?
>>4800963ninja bear staring rob schnieder a marital arts master who gets turned into a bear
>>4800712>Occasionally, even coyotes, including healthy adult males, can be successfully killed by golden eagles.Hot damn, eagly don't play
>>4800712
>>4799619>And what is the magic word?
>>4801182That's a weird penguin...
>>4801199
>>4801199>>4801299They WON
>>4801177Jesus. Wonder how long he can keep that up for. Good reminder not to have small pets roaming around if you around them
>>4801164They are dishonorable predators which makes it even worse>always attacks from behind>never fights with honor>just stabs you in the back repeatedly and flies awayThere’s a reason mammals are unable to empathize with birds without being controlled by brainworms
>>4801364t.Cat
>>4801085Rated P.G.13!
>>4800847>*native american drums and singing in the background*
>>4799590
>>4801299it makes me sad to know that in any other place on the world those otters would now be handless because people=shit
>>4801447We may bring segregation back one day...
>>4801182*slides**poops**leaves*
>>4800972*awebo*
>>4800862>>4800938no one ever posts the one where he stops spinning and immediately sucks his own cock like a chad
>>4801367Cats are also ambush predators, I'm pretty sure they would also be dishonorable under anon's definition.
>>4801543so trve>>4801634source?
>>4801447w-what?
>>4800309are they fucking?
>>4801980Yeah.
>>4802130With a purposeful grimace and a terrible meow...
>>4801299That's what I do at the glory hole
>>4801299My local zoo has a "nice fellas only" policy so they let you in with the creatures
>>4800847>>4800873Maybe muslims are onto something...>>4801955In any western country these otters would be abused by braindead browns.
>>4801182>clean it up janny
>>4800279Haha george you should do the walk and be like "look at me im a human i go to work and ride in metal pods and live in wood huts" hahaha how funny would that be?
>>4802266that’s pretty coolyou’re lucky
>>4802266How do they determine who's a nice fella?
>>4802473penis length, good looks, etc.
>>4802520What about girth?Asking for a friend.
>>4802130so that Italian Supercat pic was real after all...
>>4802473They have a weird scrying sphere you have to look through at their sorcerer's eye. They say she can tell how you're going to die from that but she's not allowed to tell you.
>>4800173for you
>>4802130do you have more of cats in prototype cities? i've been trying to find more of this video of a cat sleeping in the middle of what looks like a prototype city. i've tried searching google but i just get the ai generated big cats in cities.
>>4801432whoa! is this real?
>>4802839yeah man kony's back
>>4802129Based tardwrangler.
>>4802837the one where it beats the shit out of the model train?I don't have it, but I think I know the one
>>4802837nta, but here's one from last thread. I think I have another one somewhere...(preferably with less retardation this time)
>>4802899Yep, got a second. Might have a third as well...
>>4802900Nope, just the two. Have an unrelated cat that is completely normal and not at all suffering from a Gellar field failure.
I don't know how to computer, could someone make a webm of this please?https://x.com/Menkvi/status/1792684709211697516
>>4802837>>4802899>>4802900https://youtu.be/7wEOkT9-AeQ
>>4799829crazy
>>4802130Whoever was driving that white vehicle should count their blessings. They were almost crushed to death there..
>>4802948
>>4803014
>>4802556non-factor as far I know>>4802844lol
>>4802907You’re wrong, he’s what appears when you do have a field failure
>>4802837
>>4801197Such cuties. But why are there so many of them?They can't be all from one litter, right? Is it some sort of wild life center where they raise abandoned cubs?
>>4803131Average number of cubs is 2.5, so probably a zoo or whatever.
>>4803140
>>4799674I guess it depends on what position its tail is in and where it gets hit.Could crumple the spine. But it could also just gently sweep the dolphin away.The whale's smart and I'm sure it knows that though. It wouldn't break its little bro.
>>4800176oh shitbaby hydra
>>4799594>and STAY OUT!
>>4803014>Lock X-foils in attack position!
>>4803140In their defence, it *is* clearly labeled for them.
>>4803119Why would someone film themselves petting a bird that clearly isn't interested in them? The bird just wants food.
>>4803014owls are so cool>>4803140can’t see they aren’t in the place
>>4803256I’ve seen this video plenty of times but it never actually occurred to me how human like the one on the stretcher was acting. Jesus
>>4803034danke
>>4800867Are those prosthetics or a cast?
>>4803034
>>4800296Christianity again? After cowboys?
>>4802473
>>4800337See you space cowboy
>>4800176>these males have overslept
>>4800316lost
>>4802593What in the fuck are those things ?
>>4803034>>4803845Kek
>>4804172Fishe with legs.
>>4803256the way it hands the cloth to the man gets me every time
>>4804172Some kind of stonefish I think
>>4804457is that just a dead guy in the road?
>>4802128fatter, wider zoi
>>4799594>>4800732These things will just try to eat anything, won't they?
>>4804460he didn't pay the toll
>>4802593damn those niggas is ugly
>>4802907When the LSD hits
>>4804145ayy lmao
>>4800298can I get this with sound?
>>4804172
>>4800873https://youtu.be/gqg3l3r_DRI
>>4804548Normal orange kitty behavior
>>4804570It's been over decade since I saw this pic, and it was on entirely different aib. Man...
>>4804172My lunch>>4804690That’s why we love them :)>>4804802You’re ancient, anon.
>>4803374This is exactly how beavers roll logs downhill to a river during dam-building. They're good at it and get better ... usually. They have been known to kill other beavers that get in the way.
>>4804146>instead of doing anything, person just films>other person casually walks over instead of jog/runI won't say it
>>4802593They look like they're covered in the same gunk that my CPU fan seems to accumulate.
>>4804548My blue tongue often does this at first, biting the side of the dish when I put the food in.
>>4805941This reminds me of my wive
>>4806094kek
>>4801447meds
>>4803140LMAO
>>4800316lmao
>>4801199>>4801299otters are so fucking cute
>>4804981That's a thing only beavers would know. sus.
>>4802385wait do their shells itch? they can feel their shells?
>>4806291
>>4806349>>4806291Apparently their shells have nerve endings. Who knew?
>>4806349>metal boltscrazy how nature can do that
>>4806349this makes me uncomfortable
>>4806094>runs offIt knows what it did
>>4806361You jest but there are deep sea snails that have shells made of iron.
>>4806349but for what purpose
>>4806410Seems unlikely
>>4806459It is true, scaly foot snail.
>>4806416
>>4806349I feel like an idiot for not realizing their spine ran along the top of their shell...
>>4806349>Vertebrae makes an S-Turn at the neckWHAT THE HELL
>>4806746That part is unbound, it can move its neck forward full extension, likely from the last vertebra fused to the shell
>>4801177I do not believe that bird killed that fox (without human interference) however, the fact he was able to fly away with the fox is surprising to me.
>>4804147:(
>>4806749Ah, so that's how snapping turtles can basically turn their heads into miniature harpoons. Never really thought about it until now. It's basically like a bone spring under tension.
>>4806730I've prepared and eaten turtles (sorry, /an/) but if I'd hadn't, I'm not sure I'd have known, either.
>>4806124You can tell this video is asian by two hallmarks.Downbeat animals displaying le hecking wholesome humanlike behaviour after a training regime of beatings, and aggresive face filtering working overtime glitching out when their headsget near the sides of the frame.Webm as well because I'm not just here to complain.
>>4806124>>4803894
>>4806416A WOLF AMONG SHEEPTHE ALFAEST OF ALL BIRDS (male)
>>4806893Imagine an existence where you have to endlessly fist yourself to eat.
>>4806893I should call him
>>4806873I love em
>>4802128I'd stomp on his nose. Fucking faggot bear.
>>4807059Why didn't he go white for the winter?
>>4804147metal
>>4801200Imagine the bite strength of this beast.
>>4805941Pizza for dinner, awwww yissss
>>4803115>filename lol
>>4807057>Pig does not care for chicken's bullyingBased
>>4807334He already went black, now he can't go back
>>4801433I love the dumbstruck look in the cat's face
>>4807334Mink don't go white, only long tailed weasels (stoat / ermine) do.
>>4807868Good job Harrison Ford!
>>4806349The fact that a creature persevered long enough to evolve into this is utterly insane, just goes to show how much is possible in this beautiful world.
>>4807057What is that creature?
>>4806865>I've prepared and eaten turtlesLikewise. Good stuff4807770Shut up
>>4806957This is the pinnacle of cramming
>>4807911https://youtu.be/t4WdSkWzanc?si=v2iy_0jfyLfINpt6
>>4800165No, they didn't get the cat to dance, it was CGI
>>4806349are all you fuckers out here 7? thinking turtles are free floating in their shell like franklin and shit, go to school
>>4803116is this a chinese owl?
>>4808174kek
>>4807802Ah, i thought that /was/ a stoat. I've never actually seen a mink before, not even in pictures or video. Unless coats count
>>4807868>this dude trying to offset my hobby of duckling stomping at local ponds and rivers
>>4808244Is there some sort of hormone i could buy, to (hypothetically) spray on someone's car so they would do this?
>>4807911What's the point of censoring all swears except one?
>>4800732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TflrySkrmeo
>>4807911Way to misspell. His name is Wodders. Here's a video of him as a baby:https://youtube.com/watch?v=R4CIqDCsHtI
>>4806872I wish my dick could do that too
>>4808174What makes you say that
>>4808281That doesn’t sound like a very legal question, anon. >>4808294Was it autism?
>>4799595>>4799664Kek>>4799596Absolute unit.
>>4808447probably something like he has figured he usually gets nuts thrown at him by the 3rd flip
>>4802593MUTILATED LIPS GIVE A KISS ON THE WRISTOF THE WORM-LIKE TIPSOF TENTACLES EXPANDING IN MY MIND
>>4800176It's crazy how stinky those fuckers get though. Snake holes smell stank.
>>4806094When the tiger skeets on you
>>4806094Fucking based tigerbro>>4808614That would make sense but he just runs off immediately after. Like he’s saying “fuck you”
>>4804566Not on this board.
new thread>>4809296
>>4800279>hurr durr im a hooman
>>4800308The duality of nature. As beautiful as it is sad.>>4800591Could be carrion, but I don't know if that bird does that. Looks pretty frozen as well, poor fella.
>>4800424jej
>>4800453MADEFORBBC
>>4800969What kind of jewish trickery is this?
>>4801447Floyds, Sanchez, Chang and Pajeet are shit, those otters would be loved unconditionally in white, European countries.
>>4807062Have you seen one of these cunts move? He'd snap and drag your soon to be corpse through that fucking slot.
>>4809598>>4809601>>4809605>>4809606>>4809617>>4809624>>4809625Post a webm
>>4803910... oh well *unzips*
>>4805046You've never had the pleasure of living with a cat, I assume? They are near indestructible.
>>4804981>They have been known to kill other beavers that get in the way.It sounds like you mean they intentionally send logs towards beavers, but I assume they just happen to get in the way of a rolling log.
>>4806094Just needs the sound of maniacal laughter disappearing in the distance.
>>4809639>pleasure>near indestructible>these parasites once again proving how delusional they areI've punted one cat really hard that was being hostile and it flew and it limped away. I imagine if I wanted to finish the job I could easily destroy it.
>>4810081>Kicks an animals>Too lazy to finish the jobViolent lazy nigger status confirmed
>>4810081Sorry, I did not mean pleasure unironically, although the one I lived with was pleasant enough when it wasn't using the bathtub to shit in (thanks, catmom, great job on training and clearing the litterbox).I think the world would be a better place, all in all, with the domestic cat erased, if that helps.They are tanks though, the ones I've interacted with here up in snowape country.. YMMV, I suppose.
>>4809628Was being eaten a part of their plan?
>>4811098it could be a re-wilding ploy? I honestly have no knowledge of what's going on there.
