Bottoms don't need arms and legs
>>35834196biden's america is gemmy af
>>35834196Is that the baby from eraserhead?
i'm considering FFS when i can afford it but i'm absolutely terrified of complications, recovery or ending up looking worse than before. i'm extremely squeamish and have a general phobia of anything to do with doctors and hospitals to the point where going to my GP gives me palpitations, so going through a surgery that's essentially a simulation of being chucked head-first through a windscreen in a car crash is frightening to say at the least and idk if i could cope with some of the things i've read about what the days or weeks after FFS are like. while i don't have issues passing in day-to-day life, i spend a lot of time agonising over some of my features like my slight brow bossing and my stronger than average chin/jaw. this has been going on for years at this point and i'd probably get some relief from them being gone, but maybe not if it'd just be replaced by agonising over scarring in my already fine hair, sagging skin under my chin, etc. nerve damage and permanent numbness also scare me, it seems like hell for someone with sensory issues like me. what advice would you give someone in this situation?
help
I am also terrified of this bumperino
>>35834252yeah i wish i was one of those people who could fling myself into it no questions asked but i'm too apprehensive. i've been transitioning for years now and hesitated about getting surgeries for a long time. i guess i feel like something like SRS seems a bit more clearcut (i know recovery is long and results are variable but it seems relatively foolproof when the primary relief is just from having my dick gone, it's certain that things will be better after), whereas FFS is much more ambiguous in the sense that i might still not like how i look after or even hate my appearance more, especially in the initial stages of swelling and before i can fix the sagging skin.
>>35832811Give your money to me so i can get FFS instead, I won't bitch about it
>>35834601i have €200 in my account lol this is more long term planning for when i have a job again and can save for these things.
Im i a straight anon who’s been trolling ur board for past two weeks. Many of my threads have reached hundreds of replies . Im just worried that my obsession here could mean something Did u always know u we’re trans ?
>>35832917anon did you just write a larp about larping?how deep does this go...
>>35833535I hope he goes to a shrink and gets psychosis meds
>>35832788i knew i was different since my first memories as a toddler and into school, actually began to recognize my gender being wrong at 8 or so; i learned trans people existed at 15 and immediately fully accepted that thats what i am; but due to poverty/unsupporting mother/serious illness i was not able to transition until just before 34; but thankfully things have went well for me and im happy with how i look mostly (except im too flat still)
>>35832788No, i realized at 15, my friend realized it at 21
>>35832788I feel like these "chud" threads are made exclusively to be crosslinked on /pol/ as a "gotcha"
About to attend a 'queer dance party' at a bar in rural vermont. What should I expect?
>>35832524when was the last time someone had to shoot their way out of the gay bar like it was Payday 2? how would this conversation with "the organizer" even go down?>the code word for a lockdown is "ram ranch"
>>35832540I never said anything about shooting or violence? It's just good to have a backup plan; straight cis men use these events to hit on queer femme AFABs, and as disgusting and creepy as it is I don't think it warrants shooting anyone.>how would this conversation with "the organizer" even go down? "There's a creepy guy who's obviously not queer and just here to hit on queer femmes." It's really that simple.
>>35832118you SHOULD
>>35832524I'm manmoding so that shouldn't be too much of a problem. I kind of want to make some friends more than get laid to break out of autist self imposed isolation THOUGH but also it would be nice if I could find a bf and confirm if I'm actually bisexual THOUGH.
>>35832540i looked at them and they looked at me and then they turned off the lights and i heard them locking the door behind me and they said "WE GON MAKE YOU SQUEAAAL LIKE A PIG"
helo it is me i am a drunk boymodre rn i was wondeirng if u gusy would want to tlak to me!!!! i am fun adn nic4 to talk to i pormise :>
Girl what the fuck no don't do that
>>35832816take estrohgen its soooo fun i love itt. drub k anon
>>35832826it sounds really fun i want butt and hips and to be softer and cuter :|>>35832823don't worry i'm specially trained in alcoholism i can handle it (elite division)
>>35831358im superr dru k right naow too!@!! c an we hug and maybe frot a ltitle if thatats opkay!! :3
>>35831896yedo you fw berserk
why did i have to be a woman???this is the only thing i want
>>35832771sure everyone has imperfections, but life as a gay man will still always be better than living as a miserable woman
>>35832808Ok but you realize being a guy getting a boyfriend is a fucking nightmare to the point giving up completely is more likely? It's not like being a girl dating a guy, there are powerful social pressures against the very foundation of dating another dude. Furthermore, even if you do find a guy who is willing to date you and by some miracle you're emotionally compatible now you both need to sort through the awful baggage of being a gay dude in this shit hole and if your baggage doesn't match the relationship ends there. This is completely putting aside open relationship shit, the rampancy of drug use in the gay community, the wild objectification of one another that possibly exceeds the objectification of women in hetero dynamics, and all the other normal relationship crap that can crop up (cheating, drifting apart, changing as people, I could go on.)It's cool if you like Yaoi and stuff, and it's cool if you're a transman, but if you genuinely want to trans your gender because you think dating a dude as a dude will be IRL yaoi you are being delusional. Like, if I (a man) outwardly asserted I am attracted to a man to his face there is a high probability in most parts of the world that I would be met with physical assault. It's not like yaoi.
>>35830973You know that you can be a dyke right?
>>35830973can't you just like cut your hair? Guys IRL who look like the picture would turn 19 eventually, start to bloat out, bald and get very hairy. People here who are AMAB legit take estrogen to be like the pic
>>35831837Is female transgenderism just a flimsy cover for pedophilia? Why though? Most adult women can just get a job at the local school if they want access to boys and society will heap praise upon them if they follow through on it. Afabs can literally get away with murder and then point to their breasts and vaginas and society will forgive them or even say "there's nothing to forgive" I hate women so much it's unreal
>Let's see>'height....6'3..wait! 6'1... no! 5'11" haha'. I'm gonna make a tall perfect human female. Mogs most of other females, but still ideal enough for men. I get plan for this.>skin color, hair color, eye color, nipple color? Fuck it. randomize! Got white, ginger, blue & pink; that's sufficient enough. She can dye her hair in later life.>....oh and make her waist narrow, hip wide, torso medium. I love guitar shaped body.>Also make her hard to get fat, and easy to get muscle. Make her strong & athletic female. Yes, can see this going well. Can't wait for her to perform like a good ballerina & boxer>'traits...uh...mild autism, purgatory between tomboy & feminine, but full of empathy, ultra conscious, high IQ EQ ABCQetc. also be a quiet person. She'll be a reserved woman that make others pay for underestimating her. >Hobby: Loves cooking, housekeeping, parenting, mechanic work. She should be also competent in babysitting, repairing cars, and baking cakes. Uh, almost forget programming! this is very essential for her future. >Life goal: monogamous marriage trophy wife. Also bonus for being disposed for education, she'll be a great entrepreneur housewife.>Perfect! Savefile_tradwife_the_greatest_anonette_ever.hmn >Open Savefile_tradwife_the_greatest_anonette_ever.hmn>Run project IRL-#0101Earth>starting point? Let's put him in this rich young rich successful family here. He'll get a good starting position to grow.>him? NO!!! Last setting from previous save was big hairy swarthy penis. Forgot to switch his sex from male to female>Never mind, just apply hotfix patch on him with doctor medicating him female hormones. And carefully nurtured as the plan goes. She'll be fixed a decade later into a gorgeous girl, gracious model, exceptionally talented and successful wife. She'll thank me for her perfect fate.>All is good, created in my image and goes along with the plan.
>>35834131giwtwm
>>35834131meds now, this doesnt happen you fucking chuddette. nothing is random, everything is planned. YOU ARE INSANE TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDICATIONS AND NO I DO NOT MEAN HRT
Brb posting this to reddit and earning mad reddibux
I sometimes get really tuned on and sexually frustrated and when I'm in this state I get a super strong urge to start taking Estrogen
>>35832742at least 4mg or 6mg a day
>>35832749how does it make you feel?
>>35832779like a little slut because iwnbam
>>35832794... kinda hot ngl
cringe
why do weed and anal go so well together? it's like some forbidden occult ritual, that's how good it feels.
>>35833718relaxes the muscles to make it easier to receivesmell over powers the smell of poopy buttholes
>>35833718try candy flipping during sex, weed is trash
weed just gives me a headache and then i get sad and transphobic for days after
>>35833982my butthole is NOT poopy after cleaning
>>35833982>take the time to roll a joint / pack a bowl>don’t take the time to clean ya bootyThat’s just bad prioritization
I haven't had sex in a year since I broke up with my ex I've genuinely been considering going on Grindr to get some relief Is this a bad idea? I know it won't be like sex with a loved one but I need some dick....
>>35833773>>35833793desu I stopped using them because after match.com bought every dating app and shitified them finding legit dates is a pain in the ass. From my experience I had the best luck with bumble (got a bf on there for a bit) and hinge (no bf but had a few decent dates.)Tinder is the big one but most people on there aren't very serious. The city you live in also will strongly affect your success at finding a partner regardless of which app you download. (hell download all of them if you want)Honestly gay dating is hellish, it's no wonder people just give up on it all. It's like a big fucking circle leading back to grindr or celibacy.
>>35833657i've been considering this too for the same reason but i've also never gotten an std or sti and don't rly wanna start. ugh -.-
>>35833657It really isn't that bad. Have a bit of a screening process, always use a condom and be direct about your wants. Hooking up is a fun way to meet new people and have a good nut. Though the thrill of meeting new people should be the main focus, since the sex can really vary in quality with hookups. Sometimes shit is amazing, sometimes you wonder if the other person has ever fucked before.
>>35833657slut
>>35833657i hate being a pent up faggot
How lucky or unlucky am I to have a cis gf with a force fem fetish?
>>35832760you must be really lucky… it would be a nightmare. there are no biofem chasers… no girl would want us except for really slutty self hating bi TERFs… they all want ovaries…
>>35833018my gf is a cis Les man hater-lite but not a TERF, does that count?
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>>35833888checkedhttps://voca.ro/1chTOLFGEUUH
>>35833888>>35833964https://voca.ro/1nYzv7TBfPXX
>tfw you will never be a goth coded collage IT bitch who grows up and find love and takes her wife to live in the countriside and becomes a cottagecore mother to 3 childrenBeing born a moid is my curse to bare.
>>35833842>ywn be goth who takes an architecture and civic engineering degree with a few millions in inheritance and lives in your tiny stubby neogothic cottage with your wife and 3 striplings
>>35833842How is a girl going to have kids with another girl?
>>35833926Very carefully
>>35833891FACT CHECKED BY DR. FAUCI: FALSE
>>35834220
Things really changed for Gen Z. Long gone are the days of the Fedora Atheist. Of the HSTS claiming to believe in God to show they're true trans.Now is the day of the Atheist HSTS. If you're religious you're officially male-brained!Full article:https://www.americansurveycenter.org/newsletter/young-women-are-leaving-church-in-unprecedented-numbers/
>>35833165kek i meant to say mormans
>>35828246Being "disaffiliated from religion" doesn't mean atheist. This is specifically about Christian church attendance. Ask these women if they're spiritual, let's see what the answer is.
>>35833165>This didnt happen during any of the recessions we have had in the last 70 years and it wont happen nowthis one won't be like those. it will be apocalyptic. the economic pyramid is based on belief things will be better in future. but it won't when viable resources are ending, when Earth becomes hostile for life, when corporations take everything from people who already tasted a better life.
>>35828269>Only women believe in God for real.They don't, they believe whatever their father or bf/husband does
>>35832925It will be even lower
what do people mean when they say "tranny voice"? what is it about a voice that makes you able to clock it?as opposed to just a masculine/nasally sounding woman's voice
The worst tranny voice is a mix between autist and flamer. Think of a really autistic flamer and there ya go
>>35827175and how do I fix that? I have it bad
>>35832614It really boils down to raising your pitch ceiling. There are resources on YouTube to train your voice. Download an app that tracks pitch. What you're going to do is find a target pitch. It has to be higher than your normal male average, but a bit lower than your comfortable high note.Train to use your voice around that average, going a couple of notes higher and a couple notes lower. If you manage to talk comfortably at the higher end of your range, you can start gradually raising your average, again making sure to fluctuate a couple notes higher and lower. Focus on having melody and pitch fluctuations instead of trying to talk at the highest pitch you can. You'll sound more clocky surr but also more natural.It's the difference between sounding like a twink and sounding like an autistic robot
>>35833832It’s more about pitch floor than pitch ceiling. It’s how low you DON’T go.Stay above 140hz, and with the right resonance you’ll sound feminine even without feminine intonations and cadences as long as your vocal fold mass is soft but not breathy >>35826867Pretty much this.
>>35833832okay i'll try this. part of my problem is when i was initially voice training i had an e-bf and he reinforced my higher pitch by saying "omg you sound so cute and passing today babe!!" (clueless)my voice sits around 230hz and ik my resonance is fine but i'm really bad with emoting or sounding melodious so thanks for the tips
A statement from jarl balls rough of whiteran skrim"Attention people of Skyrim, it has come to my attention that alfreak stormcock hates the cockwenches, bundles of sticks,men of the sea and members of the long bacon coven, ive decided to side with the empire to prevent ulfric from hurting boymoders"He further goes on to say"Im definitely not a chaser, although i can attest to ulfric being one albeit a racist transphobic chaser who craves elven gock from a group im not allowed to mention for political reasons bc we've sided with the empire, remember side with the empire and you can protect yourself from the stormcucks queerphobic laws, thank you"
P.s do not use ancient nordic or dwemer tire irons to hurt minorities
