>>46853521
unironically what are you supposed to do in this situations or in any similar situation where a girl shows interest in you

eyes are really important, please learn to draw them. this looks like a child with crayola drew her eyes

>>46853659
Well first, understand that if a woman buys you a drink, she will expect sex at the end of the night. No, it doesn't matter if you just met her, or if you're uncomfortable moving so fast, you drank the drink, don't be an ungrateful tease.

>>46853521
Back in the days: just go with it regardless of whether or not I have a significant other/bitch at home/broad I have been with longer than 2 weeks etc. Present day: Buy her a drink/thank her for the one she bought and tell her I am just here to drink and if she really needs it I will help her windowshop cats.

>>46853701
Sometimes it does. Sometimes it does not. Depends.

>>46853659
Drink the drink. If it tastes funny, it's probably just your nerves, don't worry. And if you begin to feel drowsy, don't fret. Usually bars and clubs have safety features, and someone will carry you to somewhere safe where you can sleep. So just relax and enjoy your drink, OK?

>>46853785
And that is another thing. After the roofie media frenzy back when it became an excuse. Not that it doesn't happen once in a blue moon but in the ensuing stupidity bitches would get drunk as fuck, hang all over dudes, strip, talk whore talk, fuck a dude, fuck a room of dudes whatever and then be like I WAS DRUGGED. I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUGGED! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!11. Because you know getting shitfaced bv itself doesn't lower inhibitions.

>>46853521
Be offended, I'm not poor!!

Do I look like I need fucking charity?!

>>46853521
Buy her one as well because, as his anon said >>46854124, my pride wouldn't allow that.

Maybe after that I would talk to her, abd considering this is Renko, It would probably involve physics or mysticism

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>>46853705
>>46853709
>>46853810
Anon calm down, this is a thread about getting dateraped by Renko, not complaining about whatever real world stuff goes on

>>46854316
What if being dateraped by Renko becomes real world stuff?

>>46854906
God I wish...

>>46853659
tell her she reminds you of your favorite touhou and when she asks you what that is, start talking about the series and its lore.

>>46853521
I scare her off with autistic levels of military history, like the use of the Snider-enfield during the anglo-ethiopian war.
If she stays, she could put twenty pills of viagra in that drink, she can do whatever she wants with me.

>>46856595
True, if a woman can sit through my autistic monologues, she has won the right to rape me.

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>>46856688
Rape?
Anon, if she listened to me explaining the difference between paratrooper FAL's and their ground counterpart, she could take my kidneys for all I care.

>>46856595
You know Renko is something of an autist herself right

>>46853521
Starting speaking for 5h hours straight about the lore of Warhammer 40000.

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>>46853521
What topic would be so nerdy and autistic that even Renko would get weirded out talking about it?

>>46857665
Niche videogame tech. I'm sure I could weird out even renko by bringing up the countless different variations of railcoining that ultrakill players have bothered to name.

>>46857665
The minimum amount of knowledge needed to play SS13 and not completely suck ass and die as soon as something bad happens

>>46856756
I don't want to rape you or take your kidney anon, but really, what is the difference?

>>46859055
I feel like you'd start and then she'd excitedly start talking back
Renko just strikes me as a retro video game player (so roughly our time now)

>>46859075
Well there goes that plan. If it does turn out that Renko has the same taste in vidya that I do I'd let her have her way with me.

>>46859083
if you started stammering she'd probably ask if you're having a source engine audio bug

>>46857665
I've not found a single person not weirded out by my extensive knowledge on animal butchering. So probably that.

>>46853521
Tell her "lady you are looking good tonight!" then just walk away with the drink
Yeah I still got it

>>46859067
Well I'm glad you asked:
Going from the (late) ground model to the para, ignoring some minor differences like "inch pattern" FAL's that are more or less the same but with a handful of alterations for Commonwealth service that don't really matter at the end of the day, the barrel is cut down quite a bit, basically to the end of the forefurniture, and the bolt carrier was modified to allow the recoil spring to be moved inside it, allowing the removal of the fixed stock that houses the spring and it's tube on the ground version and allowing it to be made foldable.
I'm pretty sure the bolt carriers aren't interchangeable to any degree, the modifications made aren't that important to know about in terms of how it operates, but it's very important to the actual fitting. The bolt itself might be, but that's just because I'm not aware of any modifications made to it specifically.
The top cover also had to be reinforced to retain the recoil spring IIRC

As an aside, the FAL and AK both have very thin sheetmetal top covers that forbid slapping some picatinny rail on the first surface you see and mounting optics on it. Both of them were made well before that kind of thing was around, much less common, and it's more of a coincidence than anything that the M-4 and M-16 just happened to be perfectly suitable for that kidn of thing to be done without significantly modifying the fundamental structure of the weapon.
If you see optics on an AK, FAL, or any other kind of open-top receiver longarm, it should be mounted to a rail on the side of the receiver, or sometimes on the front/rear trunnion if it happens to be suitable. Replacement top covers are totally unsuitable for anything you want to aim with, since they're often just held in place loosely as they simply were not envisaged being anything but a barrer between your fingers and moving parts that could hurt them.

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>>46859114
You might have driven one woman off, anon, but it seems someone else overheard your butchery discussion...

>>46859066
You wouldn't weird her out, you'd bore her. I bet she already knows most of this stuff
>>46859114
I think we have a winner.
>>46857665
I'd start talking about pheasants. They are such an obscure yet oblivious topic that I am sure she would be caught off guard.

>>46859141
Impressive anon.

>>46854316
1000 space pardons.

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>>46857665
CUTE!!!!
Honestly probably most conspiracy theories

wheres yukari

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>>46863459
That might have the opposite effect, if the conspiracies are interesting enough she woun't rape you because she'll fall in love with you.

>>46853521
Why does she look like the kind of person whose gf is hunting for a third?

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>>46863717
I wouldn't be against a cute GPS GF

>>46857665
Why UTC is abomination and should be replaced by TAI.

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>>46863751
I have no idea what you are talking about

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Is this a Renko thread?

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>>46866241
It is

>>46866241
Every thread is a Renko thread if you are dedicated enough.

>>46853521
punch her in the dick

>>46857665
Buddhist sermons. Not the philosophical stuff, real Theravada proselytizing for her to give up her sinful ways and join the sangha

>>46863751
>>46864915
Sorry, the yandere thread pioneered the best way a Renko/Maribel relationship would work, and it's not a harem

Renko wouldn't really rape you, right? Haha, right?

>>46866962
Nothing really compares with that kind of time traveling romance

>>46853521
*glass her*

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My favorite thing about Renko is, without a doubt, her hat. It's probably my favorite hat in all of Touhou and it looks better on her than on Sumireko.

>>46867546
In fact, I love it so much that I wrote this poem about it

In summers and in winters too
In dark nights be they filled with dread
In every place traversed by you
Your hat remains upon your head

That broad black brimmer that was worn
By many that have come before
Through dreams and fairy lands was donned
And on your head sees them once more

Adorned with it's pretty white band
Upon your bright head remains sat
So for all time , in every land
Light is the head that wears the hat

>>46867949
Sadhu sadhu

I do not understand why the Hifuu girls have become so popular lately. I understand there was a new album release but it wasn't so strong the last few albums. Not that I'm complaining since Renko is my second favorite 2hu
>>46857665
It's not that hard to repel women anon, and I can get more autistic than she can handle

>>46868216
What?

>>46868241
Long story short is that in the last yanhu thread people came to the conclusion that being in a yandere-esque relationship with Merry or Renko would be a lot more interesting than with most other touhous. See >>46815412

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>>46863751
But Renko is also, ahem, "hunting for a third" as seen by her graciously offering a completely safe drink to a handsome guy... Are they both looking? Did they agree to it? What if they both end up with the same man? This seems confusing...

>>46853659
Down all the available alcohol and you'll know what you must do next Anon.

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>>46867546
You know she found it on one of her trips, right?
Legend has it it's real owner is still looking for it to this very day...

>>46868618
Poor Yuki, Sumireko scamed her so hard, she ceased to exist. That hat is more powerful than it seems.

>>46868836
Of course it is, hats are the lynchpin of every 2hu's life
That's why the most powerful ones don't wear them, so you know to fear them more than the others!

>>46867949
Now write one about Renko, not that she is jealous of her hat or anything, but I think she will be very moved by it.

>>46857665
Honestly as long as you don't look or seem like an unwashed turboautist you can talk about close to fucking anything to women. I used to get approached by a girl while I'd study programming in a library.

>>46869154
Would Renko really be the kind to apreciate some poem? That's something I would expect more from Merry.

>>46853521
I keep coming back to this thread just to look at this picture...she looks so beatiful here...feeling a bit jealous she is fated for another anon...

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>>46869154
I did write it in the end, it was surprisingly hard and I think Renko deserved better, but this is the best I could come up with.

Your eyes so beautiful and strange
Show you the workings of this world
In how the moon and stars arrange
Revealing time and space unblurred

With your bright mind none can compare
Or with your will for immortality
And the pure beauty of your stare
Hides the clockwork of reality

I'll meet you on some fated day
Yet in the future you persist
Until that hour I dream away
Of you, most lovely physicist

>>46869704
Some anon already wrote one for Merry, now the two are again even.

>>46869458
>she is fated for another anon...
who's that lucky guy?

>>46869961
The guy who rolled Renko twice in two separate yanhu threads. It's like 0.0062% chance. It's fate.

>>46869966
Nice dub dubs

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Is she actually Sumi's descendent?

>>46853521
I will drink it. It's just a drink, what's the worst that can happen?

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>>46875544
oh, you know...nothing much

>>46875588
Why would she do something like that?

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>>46875588
This image has been doctored, Renko would NEVER pass up a good chance at pregnancy!

>>46876012
She was just too shy to ask you out

Renko and Maribel would be such cool (autistic) friends to have

>>46868261
>he doesn't know
Dalit

For some reason I always thought her name was Ranko not Renko, dispite seeing her name again and again and again.

Even now, dispite knowing how her name is really spelled, I can't help but think that her name is still Ranko at first before correcting myself.

>>46873164
They both look similar, they both wear the same hat, they both have an interest in esotericism, they are both named after flowers. They must be directly related.

>>46876146
>Renko or Maribel would be such a cool (lovely) girlfriend to have
I agree!

>>46876072
I don't know why but I find the idea of Renko wanting to be a mother to be extremely cute.

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>>46877656
Well, Renko is cute for various reasons, and girly girls that want to have families are also very cute, so combining the two together logically makes a cuteness overdrive

>>46873164
>did Sumi get laid
no

>>46877824
sumi strikes me as the 'mellowed out in college' type
plus college is where the traits that get you bullied in school flip, so she'd suddenly be interesting to everyone for having cool occult interests.

>>46853521
>just bought a drink for you
What drink?

>>46877902
The Hoari Elixir, now drink it or you are a nihilist coward

>>46877844
Sumireko absolutely ends up with the one guy who is autistic enough to go "but the French and Americans seriously studied the existence of UFOs" during a lecture on what constitutes science and what does not.

>>46877824
We need to find Sumireko a boyfriend or else Renko will no longer exist

>>46877937
Sumireko would tell you how the UFO phenomena started in 1947 with the Kenneth Arnold sighting, but if you told her the roots went back earlier to the airship sightings of 1980's and how Charles Fort already put forward the extraterrestrial hypothesis in his writings, she'd want you.

>>46878092
Wait... wait, no. Please tell me that that's not true.
I have a copy of his Book of the Damned on my shelf. How do I get out of this? The last thing I need is a horned-up college-aged Sumireko bursting through my window at three in the morning

>>46878092
What if I told her that much of the UFO lore bears striking similarities to fairy encounters from european mythology?

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>>46853521
renko chan is so lucky

>>46878131
She'd rapidly approaching your location. It's too late.

>>46878154
You're pretty much talking dirty to her then.

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>>46878131
if you don't want a cute college girl who shares your interests to break through your window at 2:30 in the morning (she sped up) then too bad, because Yukari needs you to fuck Renko so she can eventually get her autistic physicist heterosexual life partner

>>46853675
>this looks like a child with crayola drew her eyes
hot

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>>46878570
fuck, I meant Sumireko...
damn college girls screwing up my train of thought

>>46878570
>break through your window at 2:30 in the morning
Like grand grand grandma like grand grand grand daughter...

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>>46878544
>You're pretty much talking dirty to her then.
You mean to tell me the more autistic I act the more she's into it?
Dear god, someone call the coast guard because there's about to be a tsunami.

>>46878609
You joke about it, but there's an anon out there who's about to receive a break in entry from the time traveling physicist because of some posts he made

>>46878644
It's his fault. If he didn't want this to happen, he shouldn't have been so lucky.

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>>46878644
If Renko time travels into my room tonight I can guarantee we will have back-breaking bed-creaking mind-numbing sloppy-kissing tit-grabbing guaranteed-pregnancy sexxo until the sun comes up.
And that's a promise!

>>46878666
Still leaves Merry open, not sure how do get her attention though. Unless she likes 2010s/20s indie games, I'm as boring as boring gets.

>>46853521
I'd be wonder why the fuck there is a what seems to be random japanese college girl in the middle of bum fuck nowhere Kosovo

>>46879308
The world works in mysterious ways

>>46853521
You know, I actually knew a guy that cross-dressed as Renko.

>>46879308
If the last Yanhu thread taught me something, it's probably her stalking you across spacetime

>>46881828
Renko will never live down that thread

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What's the 'ko thread doing on page 9?

>>46882088
It has been engraved into /jp/ anons mind, there is no escaping it now

>>46853521
Ask her if she's ever heard of Dr. Latency's work, and what her opinion on the subject matter is. Then we can segue into the mystery reports of all those Jizou statues across Tokyo getting kicked over.

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>>46886786
Because Renkoanon has mysteriously disappeared from his bed this morning and has yet to be located.

>>46886859
>Then we can segue into the mystery reports of all those Jizou statues across Tokyo getting kicked over.
Renko's autistic rage is scary!

>>46857665
I guarantee you that if I start talking about the complete history of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book series, every girl’s panties within 100 miles would be absolutely bone dry, Renko included. Any exception to that is a girl I’m willing to snag up as a wife immediately lmao.

>>46888558
I actually dated an autistic woman who liked to infodump her hyperfixation on TMNT at me, so you never know.

>>46873164
No because family names are patrilineal.

>>46888587
She could have married and reproduced with her relative.

>>46888587
The Usami girls wear the pants in any relationship. If you date Renko, she'll insist on being the husband in the relation, and you the wife. No, it doesn't really make sense, but that doesn't matter. Your children and you will bear the Usami family name.

>>46888563
Damn. Where are those kinds of girls when I need them?
Also, you didn’t wife the poor girl up Anon?? I’m disappointed in you! Though if she was as annoying as I can be sometimes, I’d understand why you wouldn’t lol.

>>46888601
Would Sumireko be a weirdo brocon rapist or would her brother be trying his best to straighten her out including sex to build confidence?

>>46888829
Sumireko is 100% the kind of girl who picked up an incest fetish from the internet and touches her brother in the bad touch zone.

>>46887474
Will we ever see him again?

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>>46888607
>it doesn't really make sense
What, of course it makes perfect sense! Just look t her! Besides, I'm pretty sure most /jp/sies would take the opportunity to became naturalized Japanese if given the chance, and picking your loving wife's surname only means coming up with a new first name.

>>46886786
'ko can refer to like half of the characters

>>46888587
Lefcadio Hearn also took his wife's surname, maybe Sumireko married a foreigner of a man of a lower social status.

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>>46889925
Renko is THE 'ko well... the second 'ko, technically

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Renko!!

>>46889311
One day, he is going to appear again, say Renko is a nice girl and he had nothing to fear, then suspiciously disappear, never to be seen again.

>>46886786
Good question, all I can say is that it happened again.

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>>46905732
I might set up an alarm every 6 hours to check on the 'ko thread

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>>46905732
I'm sorry, I had to go to sleep, please don't grab me and take me back to the futu

>>46905732
Renkoanon dissapeared again, now he's Usami anon.

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Good night, Renko

>>46853521
Thank her and ask why she did that, like any normal person would?

>>46853521
because of autistic trust issues, thinking that she might have ulterior motives:
awkwardly ask her why she bought me a drink

drunk

>>46751582

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>>46911622
Me too

>>46853521
Ich lieb' ein Mädchen, ich weiß nicht warum..

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>>46912447
I am getting there.

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Just realised Renko doesn't have a song like how Maribel has Mary the Magician. What an injustice.

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Love this cute little autist

>>46913559
Renko the (W)rathful Statue Kicker?

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>>46916855
I bet that would sound great.

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Renko bros... is this true? Does Renko's fat go to the wrong place?

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>>46918921
Maribel might have huge tits but Renko has a huge heart and that's what matters.

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>>46919671
Also a great mind. Renko is a smart schizophrenic, which contrasts well with Maribel, a magical schizophrenic.

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RENKO WATCH OUT THAT'S NOT A JIZO STATUE

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>>46928503
I don't know why, but her palm looks like it would be very soft and warm
I don't think I'd even be mad

>>46928503
She does this if you say that jizo statues are pretty cool and should be protected from damage

>>46930905
She's a frail girl, probably in her early 20s, I don't think it would even hurt that much.

>>46930950
Nah Renko has that kinda autistic strength to her. If you've ever dealt with an autistic person you'll know some can be way stronger than they look and specifically have really tight grips. That's Renko

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>>46931060
I want to get squeezed by Renko...

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>>46931060
Renko gets scarier and scarier the more I think about her.

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>>46931502
Weird way to spell cute, but okay

>>46931502
Merry would be even scarier if she wasn't so mellow.

>>46931580
Two things can be true at once

>>46931502
It's less scary and more autism anon. Renko is less the yandere who stands outside your house at night holding a knife and smiling creepily, and more the girl who breaks inside your house and punches you while you're sleeping because she thinks you're ignoring her texts (you weren't, you were asleep and your phone was dead anyways, and when she realizes that she apologizes, but only after she's punched you.) And while she's there in your house she'll decide to tell you about the latest hyperfixation she's had.

Honestly, if you want to avoid any future misunderstandings like that it's probably best to just go ahead and move into Renko and Maribel's apartment.

>>46932101
Don't they live in separate houses?

>>46932349
Have you seen the state of the Japanese economy? Besides, they're best friends, it's only natural. What would be so bad sharing an apartment with your girlfriend and your girlfriend's best friend anyways?

>>46932461
Renko breaks into Maribel's house in TJD so I assume they live in different houses.

>>46932587
No, it's the same house. However, when Renko couldn't find Maribel, she decided to stop searching "their" house by instead searching "Maribel's" house to find her. It's a metaphysics thing, you need a degree to fully grasp it.

>>46932604
>There were no signs that the electricity or water had been used, and it seemed like she had been gone for a while.

bros is renko not using the electricity or water?????? is she not bathing??????????

>>46932630
She takes dust baths. It upsets her sensory sensitivity less than water

>>46932630
It wouldn't be out of character for her to be a total luddite

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>>46932679
>>46932662
Both of these options are extremely cute
I think I sense a trend here...

>>46932630
What part of "autistic" is so difficult to understand anon? She kicks Jizo statues, of course she's crazy.

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>>46932679
This goes for the CDs as a whole.Neither Renko nor Maribel ever use a phone, Renko writes down her thesis which in her time must be like using a typewriter today and they talk a lot about cultural collapse.
In fact, the only CDs where "Japan has fallen" isn't a theme are these two whimsical fellas:

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>>46859141
Thanks for the info anon, I thought the only difference was the stock

>>46879308
Never underestimate the power of Serbophobia

>>46877925
What the fuck is a "Hoari" Elixir anon?????

>>46933998
Drink it and find out.

>>46859141
Ok where can I get a good set of locking shoulders and a good set of pin gauges. I have a lot of lowers and uppers that need to be finished. All types, l1a1s, stg 58s, hbar, para etc inch metricetc.

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How much do you think Renko drinks?

>>46935296
Probably not that much, she's a relatively young woman after all. It's unladylike to drink excessively.

>>46934402
Ask /k/ ig you're willing to deal with their specific brand of autism, I like looking at the working bits not which 3rd parties make what.

>>46935347
>It's unladylike to drink excessively.
Renko always struck me as a bit tomboyish.

>>46935296
we know she doesn't have much experience with drinking from Old Adam, and whatever experience she did have was with new style alcohol that doesn't get you horribly drunk and isn't bad for you like old style alcohol

>>46935405
This makes the original premise of the thread a lot funnier. That drink is probably not even spiced, it's just normal distilled alcohol but she thinks it will give you a coma.

>>46935458
>"Hahaha, I just gave you a REGULAR MARTINI, made from REAL gin and vermouth!"
>"What do you mean you liked it"
>"W- another??? Are you sure????? You aren't an Oni in disguise are you, as much of a contradiction as that is?"

>>46935499
These men of the past and their strange drinking habits have to be investigated by the sealing club

>>46935629
there could be a story here about a bartender from the past winding up in merry and renko's time and taking them on adventures to find real ingredients for making cocktails since a lot of them are probably extinct or unknown by their time

>>46935655
And the CD would be called "Strange Moonshiners or Future Times" or something like that and it ends with Renko getting a coma after sipping whisky.

>>46935949
Shouldn't it be something more traditionally light for the joke? I remember when I had whiskey and it was rough on me, it's pretty strong stuff

>>46935972
I was thinking about that, but her getting a coma from a beer seemed a bit absurd and I couldn't think of anything between a beer and hard liquor.

>>46935995
Beer is pretty strong too, I've been knocked out by it too so I think it should be fine

>>46935949
renko had a stronger tolerance than merry did, since she was all ready to go to mt miwa after old adam while merry was still too hungover to do anything, so it'd probably be merry going into a coma while renko just gets hideously drunk

>>46936022
This is very disappointing on Merry's part, since she is half irish and half balkan you would think she had the stronger liver.

>>46935995
Wine, sake, fortified wine have a pretty decent kick, can go up to 40 proof.

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Good Renko morning.

>>46933155
Wouldn't either of them owning a phone make Renko's abilities obsolete?

>>46938131
a little bit, but Renko's a living GPS and can determine both time and location from looking at the sky, so she's probably more reliable especially if they go somewhere with no signal

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>>46938131
Renko's abilities also work on photos and in the Netherworld and in retrospective 53 minutes she senses space-time warping under mt. Fuji. Her powers are more useful than they seem.

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I love these pictures of Renko and Merry on trains. I know they are referencing r53m but they also fit well thematically. Merry and Renko are very mercurial characters.

>>46854124
throw it on the ground

>>46935458
>>46935499
>>46935629
This is what happens when you leave the research before the trip to Maribel

>>46939693
Well, unfortunately she didn't seem to get the reference Anon. Not everybody is a fan of SNL unfortunately, and she's giving you a stare of death.

>>46934270
You came in it didn't you.

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>>46942397
I wish Renko came in my drinks

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I love autist so much.

>>46942427
Renko is kind of arrogant...

>>46944733
She's not arrogant, it's just autistic banter.

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>>46945263
She is, but she also has a weird autistic charisma so she can pull it off

>>46944700
How did she get up there?

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I love Renko.

>>46891778
I always forget that Maribel and Renko appeared so early in the series.

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>>46891778
>forgetting about Konngara, Noroiko, Kotohime, Rikako, Ruukoto, Hakariko, and Yumeko

>>46950299
Two of those would be Ko', not 'ko, and one is a 'ko'
you are correct on the others though

>>46950299
I obviously meant the second 'ko in the windows series. But even then, only Rikako and Yumeko have a name that ends with that character.

>>46950394
You'd still be wrong though since DiPP came out between EoSD and PCB and EoSD only has a Ko' so Renko is the first

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>>46950427
Are you sure she's the first?

>>46950427
???
DiPP didn't have Renko in it?
Technically you could argue that Jacketko and Sle- LABELko would bump the 'Ko into 4th place even after windows

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>>46950444
Yes. At the time of DiPP's release the only thin PCB was a really early trial version with only three stages available. So the tree ghost didn't exist yet

>>46950451
DiPP doesn't have Merry and Renko, they only appeared in GFC

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>>46950458
>>46950463
Fuck, guess I should re-read the CD's...

>>46950444
Yuyuko already has a nickname, she can let Renko have this one
>>46950458
Those were given retroactively, that doesn't count

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>>46950444
Once again mogged by Yuyuko. What a fate.

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Assuming Maribel becomes Yukari, what happens to Renko?

>>46952542
I become her wife.

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>>46868616
>Down all the available alcohol and you'll know what you must do next Anon.
Spend the rest of the night hovering over a toilet throwing up your guts because your dumbass decided to drink yourself sick? Great plan.
Bars have food so if your gonna drink more than a single glass then please eat something, your body will thank you in the morning when you wake up without a hangover or at the very least a minor hangover.

I dunno man I don't get people who drink till their shitfaced, I've never done this because only dumb asses do so and I'm by no means a fucking genius myself mind you. Granted I don't drink alcohol a whole lot to begin with, usually just for occasions and holidays but still getting shitfaced is just needlessly retarded and borderline liver abuse.

>>46853659
Just have fun and bee you're self.
Talk about whatever and don't be to shy. Also only make it a one night stand thing because the majority of woman and men for that matter who unironically look for romantic partners at bars are usually gonna be batshit insane and the unstable type, they might not show you their crazy side right away but oh boy you'll know they're fucking loony when the slip up and slowly cease trying to hide the fact.

>>46953083
Renko is not batshit insane and the unstable type and she's going to kick you hard for saying that

>>46857665
Probably my extensive emergency medicine anecdotes. The human body is a wonderous and disgusting meat machine and in my line of work I can't help but eventually find all of its terrible malfunctions hilarious whether by misfortune, poor choices, or natural aging.

Or if she's into that sad gross-out shit I can just start spouting 40k lore. Stuff is pure uncut female repellent.

>>46953460
What you have to understand is that Renko is not like the other girls.

>>46853521
I never refuse a drink but I don't want to look poor. I drink it and buy her one too.

>>46953587
Her plan backfired horribly
>>46935499
>>46935405

>>46952542
My favorite theory is that she goes to the past with Maribel, becomes Chang'e and gets arrested by the moonies and that's why Yukari hates the lunar capital.

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>>46953120
I meant in general, of course there's exceptions to that rule like all things hence why I said 'the majority', that still leaves a minority of non crazies.. Anyone can cherry pick anon.

>>46956491
So you're saying Renko would marry somebody else?

>>46956722
Who knows? Maybe one of the anons in this very thread will have the honour of killing Junko's kids.

>>46956760
I better learn archery

>>46942427
>>46945307
This is why I love Retrospective, smug Renko is a thing to behold.

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>>46956491
This does imply Renko created moon rabbits, which I don't know how to feel about.
But it does work very well, it shows why Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital are connected and I can see Renko wanting to live on the moon and drinking the Horai Elixir. It also made me think of an awesome way the series could end.

>>46957142
There has to be a better way of getting a replacement crazy blonde.

>>46864692
Wouldn't this make her mad? Renko's power works with JST, which is based on UTC.

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>>46952542
Here's my headcanon:

Renko goes to the past with Maribel, decides she's going to join Maribel despite not transforming into a youkai like her, and vows to help Maribel fulfill her dream. Maribel Hearn adopts the new name Yukari Yakumo, while Renko replaces at least her surname, becoming the first Hakurei (spelt with characters that mean "esteemed companion"; Merry's idea).

Renko Hakurei works as an agent ostensibly for the betterment of humans surviving against all the evil youkai, but is really conversing with her old friend Yukari and having her punish uppity youkai. Renko presents herself as a shrine maiden, and is happy to get away from modern life and settle down in the past, even if she does feel a little guilty for the deceit.

Renko's firstborn daughter adopts her shrine maiden duties, and due to both Hakurei Jr and the wider human population believing that the job includes youkai extermination, the youkai are genuinely affected by the junior shrine maiden's earnest attempts at youkai extermination. Renko teaches her daughter about some balance stuff that mostly amounts to not exterminating youkai willy-nilly.

As the generations go by, all the Hakurei descendants inherit Renko's shrine maiden job, as well as some degree of Renko's time- and location-finding ability, with Reimu's float ability being an unconscious manifestation of an ability to find the path of least resistance, like following a GPS route. Yukari, despite the long time since being with Renko, still sees small flickers of her esteemed companion Renko in all of the Hakureis, including Reimu, not that she'd ever explain why she takes such an interest in the Hakureis beyond the importance of the Hakurei Shine Maiden as a job description. It's too embarrassing.

>>46959316
>as well as some degree of Renko's time- and location-finding ability
Oh, that's pretty clever.

>>46957142
Did chang'e even create the moon rabbits, she'd just their master isn't she.
I'm pretty sure they're youkai since Reisen2 shapeshifts in SSiB to look more like an earth rabbit,
They might just be born from the myth of rabbits living on the moon.

>>46959760
It is a bit of a stretch, but no one has as much control over a species as her, and youkai live specifically on fear so I don't think they are youkai.

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Drinking tea with the 'ko.

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>>46961333

>>46961342
they both prefer coffe, but make tea to prank eachother

>>46961333
That tea looks like coffee, it must be the strongest black tea anyone has ever made

>>46961448
One of them made tea as a joke, the other one thought she actually preferred it, and now they both make tea because they think the other likes it even though they both prefer coffee.

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>>46961333
Drinking beer with the 'ko!

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Why are there so many drawings of the 'ko wearing a reverse bunnysuit

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I want to see Renko in a game.

>>46966885
I want to see Renko in my room.

>>46965956
I don't know, I think it's a meme like the Sailor Moon pose, given that there's a tag for it on Pixiv: "Renko works at a suspicious part-time job recommended to her by a friend".

https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E5%8F%8B%E4%BA%BA%E3%81%AB%E5%8B%A7%E3%82%81%E3%82%89%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9F%E6%80%AA%E3%81%97%E3%81%84%E3%83%90%E3%82%A4%E3%83%88%E3%81%AB%E5%8B%A4%E3%81%97%E3%82%80%E8%93%AE%E5%AD%90%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93/artworks

>>46959316
Marry babysitting Renko's descendents is cute, but it begs the questing, why didn't she also try to make Renko immortal?

>>46971124
Maybe Renko just didn't want to be immortal

>>46971124
Who says she didn't?

>>46971290
Renko seemed pretty excited about becoming immortal in Magical Astronomy.
>>46971307
Then where is she?

>>46971436
My honest opinion? Renko is Gensokyo.

>>46971124
>>46971436
I haven't really thought about it.

Whether she remained human until her natural death, or she spent some time immortal until she got bored and chose to die, or she just faked her death and officially died as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden while she secretly adopted an identity as a youkai which she lives as to this very day; Renko Hakurei no longer exists.

If she died, then it was surely a sad moment for Yukaribel, but it was a peaceful end to a dear friend. Who knows, maybe that's why Yukari is so shit at communicating with others? She's (consciously or not) trying to distance herself from others, especially from humans like the Hakurei Shrine Maidens, so she doesn't have to watch those poor mortals age and die.

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>>46972245
What if Renko is both Chang'e and Reimu's ancestor? Maybe she had kids and then got arrested on the moon.
Imagine if in the last game Reimu and Yukari break into the Lunar Capital to free her and Reimu meets her grand grand grand grandma.

Time travel really does fuck everything up

>>46972645
True, but that Pandora's box has already been open for a while.

>>46972755
Yet Merry and her Gensokyo dreams still don't make sense at all.

>>46972233
Maybe the real Gensokyo was the friends we made along the way

>>46853521
I am not the kind of person this happens to.

>>46853521
Haha, lol
Lmao
Things that'll never happen for $300, Alex

>>46913559
Mary the Magician isn't officially Merry's theme or anything, you can just choose a song that sound particularly Renko-like to you and that could be Renko's song.

>>46973043
>>46973084
Your pessimism won't spare you from getting date raped by the 'ko

>>46972610
Nice way of combining the two theories, but I don't think the series will ever end.

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>>46973383
Celestial Wizardry ~ Magical Astronomy always struck me as Renko-like.

>>46974141
Don't give me hope, anon. You don't know how much I want that to be real...

>>46853521
Why isn't she wearing her tie?

>>46974822
It's a casual event.
It's also a causal event, but you'll find out why later

>>46974827
Sounds great, can't wait to find out

I always thought renko = iku

>>46956760
it's more like a dishonor as you're going to be a target for the rest of your life

>>46974990
Well, that won't be very long.

>>46974990
>>46975027
I'll do it.

>>46886859
>Jizou statues across Tokyo getting kicked over.
This implies she moved back with her parents.

>>46975539
Kyoto didn't have enough Jizo statues, she hat to expand her operation.

>>46973383
For me, Greenwich in the Sky is the Renko song

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This girl invites you to go kick Jizo statues with her. How do you respond?

>>46979681
Eagerly dash out and kick Narumi right in the clam (hard as I can) and run off (giggling).Next target: Eiki.

>>46979681
Isn't it illegal?

>>46979865
Only if you get caught

>>46979865
Don't worry, Renko has a lot of experience with this kind of stuff, you won't get caught.

>>46979943
What does "a lot of experience" mean? How much has Renko run from the police?

>>46980091
She has done it at least once before

>>46979730
I think your actions might have some unforeseen consequences.

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>>46979943
>Renko has a lot of experience with this kind of stuff
It's Renkover...
She can't be trusted to not take criminal action even if it doesn't benefit her in any other way than satisfying her desire for blood...

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>>46981008
At first, it was just a way to manage her autistic rage. "It's no big deal", "I could just put it back the way it was later" she told herslef, but it was too late, she had tasted blood, now there was no going back.
Since then, whenever she saw a Jizo statue she felt an uncontrollable anger. "It's no big deal, I can control myself" she tought. Soon enough, all of Kyoto knew about her, no statue was left unturned. Every day people would put them back up and every night she would kick them again.
"Why do you keep doing this?", Merry asked. "I am here, there is no portal to open". But it was too late, the thrill had gotten to her.
One night, she had a dream of a hidden world, in a different dimension. And when the people of that world died, they were judged by... BY A JIZO STATUE!?
She woke up un a sweat. "Pack your bags, Merry. We have an adventure to go on."

>>46981008
>>46981257
What a maniac

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>>46981627
She is not a maniac, and if you say that one more time she'll have a polite conversation with you in which she explains her actions in a civilized manner and then kick you in the ribs.

Renko scares me...

>>46933962
Renko is a Serbophobe?

I'm sorry Kaguya but Renko is my favourite 2hu now

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Found this on the front page of danbooru

>>46981257
Is this the real reason Yukari doesn't like Eiki?

>>46981627
God forbid a girl has a hobby...

>>46983588
Might also be the reason why Renko didn't become immortal in the end.

>>46983918
Can't be so. Renko's kick is at least strong enough to defeat a yama

>>46983933
C-curious..

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>>46983940
Don't be doubtful, she's a strong girl

>>46982313
Why do you thinj she tries to pick up guys in bars?

>>46953083
Mom! Come on, you're embarassing me!

>>46853521
>What will you do?
Tell the bartender that she's making me feel uncomfortable and could she please stop.

>>46984034
How would this make you feel uncomfortable?