Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."~~~~~Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.Thread 372, and after all this time, we meet the big girl herself!
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366 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40495045367 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40623606368 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40730260369 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40805318370 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40885602371 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40989935Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.Check out the pastebin here:http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejackCurious what happened last time?Check out the previous thread here: >>40989935You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and stuff used in these stories!Check it out here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_WikiConfused about when a character first showed up? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharingAre you interested in the dark side of these threads?Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/
>>41062407FIRST FOR FAUSTMOMMA
>Applejack"Celestia"~~~>Tia? Gotta question."Make it fast, this might very well be the last chance either of us have of saying it.">Because?"Because I might just burn the world so nobody else gets to have it.">Reasonable. Ah'm just wonderin', did you know the Tree of Harmony was, like, sapient?"I did not.">No?"I'm afraid not.">That's weird."Isn't it?">Ah' mean ya' walked up to it and took a bunch of stuff off it, ya' figured she'd talk to ya' iffin' it was an option. Just a, hey howdya do, maybe put them there things back when yer' done with them, they're kinda me or somethin'."Right? I built a castle over the Tree, but apparently after Luna she just never gave me a "Hey, since you're done with them, maybe instead of just leaving rocks up there, you put them back in the me which is alive.">It don't make no sense! She can have full on conversations, apparently!"Put ponies, or changelings, into whole other visions or the like!">But never once did it occur to her ta' say 'Howdy' until way, way later!"It's like it just popped in out of nowhere!">Dang silly, is what it is!"Right! Wait, did we just agree on a silly part of this world, one that is in no way my fault?">Looks like we did, looks like we did."Oh dear, it really is the end of the world, isn't it?">Ain't nobody Ah'd rather spend it with. Celestia? Thank you, for answerin' mah' questions."And, I suppose, thank you, for wanting to hear my answers.">Iffin' Ah could do it all over again, Ah'd ask even more. Thank you, for bein' mah' friend."Thank you, for reminding me, I need them."
>>41062440Awwwww.
Pinkie Preview Prophecies>It's end of the world as we know it, but Applejack feels fine. >Pinkie's a mother lover and you're a mother lover, so we should->Celestia and Luna realize they should have brought a gift for this day. >Derpy completes a major order in time.>Angel Bunny acquires one wing. >Time Turner thinks his time might be ending. >The Crusaders wonder what's a God to a non-believer. >Remembering fanservice!
>>41062440Friendship. It’s what they got.
>>41062407That’s a cool picture.
>>41063068She’s a cool girl
>>41062407NC>Glimmer"Sunset"~~~~>...kinda thought it would be instant."Same, same.">..."...pshooo.">Bwop bwaaabebebeb."Hm?">I was just making noises."Oh, okay.">..."...">Anyone bring cards?
>>41063364NC>AJ"Celestia"~~>So, what do we do now?"Punch Sunset in the face?">...Ah' could go for some mild pointless violence...
>Spike"DT"~~~>...so is that the actual literal Tree of Harmony turned into a giant crystal golem trying to throw hooves with a dark god?"Pretty much.">...member when we had a nice little fight in a magic room and it was a big deal?"I remember when I just used to throw chemicals at Fifty Six and it was a whole thing.">I remember traps in Everfree Forest."Don't think that prepared us for this.">Nope."...">...shooo..."...wanna make out?">Hm?"Nothing! Talking to Sexy!">Oh okay."...notgettinganothershot..."
>Twilight"AJ"~~~~>...you think if we'd tried to join in, it would've worked?"Iffin' we'd tried to use the Elements of Harmony to aide the actual literal embodiment of the Elements of Harmony?">Yeah."...">No?"Sounds like askin' the mailmare iffin' she needs more envelopes.">I mean... she doesn't make them, she might."Twilight.">Think about your metaphors is all I'm saying."We're gonna die, Twi.">Well then let's die correct.
>>41063890She’s gonna die a nerd, as she should
>>41063665Dt you have no more chances
>>41064259>DT"Spike"~~>Just go for it, what's the worst that could happen!?"Okay.">Wha-BLAM"...">She blocked it. But thanks for the motivational speech."...right."
>Celestia"Luna"~~~~~>...Mom's going to kick her ass."DAMN RIGHT!">SHhh! She'll hear you and ground us!"She cannot ground us, we're adults!">You know not her power! She can delete dildos!"...">.."...">I was not supposed to say that out loud..."...">It... it's canon..."...Tia the fuck-"SOAP'D>I warned you!
>> 41061627>> 41061640INTO THE WIKI SHE GOES!Ya’ll always giving artwork when I ain’t looking lord have mercy
>>41064442NC>Salt"Faust"~~~>...why did you just chuck a bar of soap in a random direction?"She knows what she did and this gag isn't going to die!"
>>41064670Not until she does at least
>>41064770Faust bout to get the belt
>>41065039The slipper too
>>41065312let’s not go overboard.
>>41065312>Faust“Salt”~~~>Thats it, Chancala is coming off!“So… this is how the universe dies…”
>Harmony"AJ"~~~~>..."Ya... okay?">I'm gonna be honest I thought I was going to "die" again."That has happened a weirdly high number here recently.">That I'm actually fine and kind of sitting here is... weird."Very.">..."...Wanna talk while ya' got the chance?">I have nothing to talk about and it sucks.
>>41065843>… I saw a cool bird the other day.“Neat. What happened with it?”>It left me without talking like EVERYONE ELSE
>>41065946>Harmony“Delight”~~~>Sooo, nice to meet you alllll.…>Is there something in my teeth?“YOU ARE VERY LOUD!”>What?“WHAT!?”>… whelp, blew that first impression../
>>41066071I just realized, she’s like that because she’s only been used to talking in peoples brains.
>>41066228And she’s like super tall
NC>Celestia"Harmony"~>..."Hi! Nice to talk to you, more directly!">...why did you never talk before?"I have to go, my planet needs me."She floats into the air.>WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS BEFORRRREEE!?Celestia goes after her.
>>41066565That move don't work when she can fly
>>41066364>Delight"Harmony"~~~>So is you being huge... required?"Probably not.">..."...I like being tall."
>>41066820"Finally I can look down on you like I always wanted!">What?"What?"
>>41066927She earned that.
>>41067099Took a long time to grow after all.
>>41067271Or instantly, it was unclear
>Harmony“Tiempo”~~~>… is someone chipping at my leg?“LET ME STUDY YOU! The alchemical properties of this must be amazing!”>Oh, okay… they were kind of laying there before don’t know why you suddenly- hey!~I’m not gonna lie I was just waiting for someone else to do it first.~>Darn it twilight!
>AJ"Celestia"~~>So... yer' mom any good at fighting?"I have absolutely no idea, for all I know she's so rusty she could use the flakes to blind him.">...would that be better or worse, fightin' wise?"She doesn't seem the type to play dirty, she wants to keep it clean.">Don't think this here's the time for honor."Or is it the most important time for honor? I mean if the highest herself is willing to do whatever it takes to win...">...this here's gonna bring up some awful moral questions."Like bringing a little sister to a battlefield?">Diamond Tiara ain't got no sister."...">What?"Nothing, nothing.">...Ah'd kick him in the dick."I know.">Ain't even bein' mean about it, he just deserves it."You might hit our Shining.">Ain't like he uses it."Applejack!">Sorry, sorry..."...">But am Ah' wrong-Pop!>Ah' deserved that.
>Cadence"Chrysalis"~~~>...We better get him back when this is all done."I mean, surely he doesn't need Shining when it's all over, right? Wouldn't he have to be a petty vindictive clingy asshole?">..."Dang it. I hate it when people other then me do that."
>>41068416That’s why you monopolize being an asshole
>>41068416>18"42"~~~~>So, what do we do now?"...">Don't say punch him."...P-...">..."Poke him?">...it's just crazy enough to work."Really?">No, I didn't want you to feel bad."Oh. Good.">..."I sort of do now that you said that though.">Guess this is a day that sucks for all of us.
>>41068688NC>Tiempo"Sunburst"~~~~~>Just so you know, I'm not happy about this."Never implied you were.">I'm deeply hurt just like everyone else."I'm sure.">He's a cool guy."He is.">And I'd never wish this on him."Nobody would.">..."...">BUUUUUUUTTTT-
>>41068955Understandable
>>41068955I’m sure he’s got a great speech about being strong and nothing else. Nothing else.
>>41069540Surely
>>41068955it is the end of the world, if he’s gonna shoot a shot.
>>41069927>Tiempo~~~>… shit we might still survive.>Damn you asspulling!
>>41069540>TTTTTT- we still have to deal with the very real fact we might have to figure out a way to attack Shining Altmor which would theoretically hurt him, and though that's not something we want it's potentially unavioidable and we need to be ready for it."Oh... oh! I thought you were going to say "But at least they're single!">That's a terrible thing to say... out loud.
NC>Faust"Salt~Chitania~~~~>I honestly don't even get why you guys came up here, didn't you already mess with the world?"I'm just here for her, I honestly am fine getting my groove on."~And I'm not stupid, if you managed to bullshit Delight figuring out how to summon the Tree, it was only a matter of time.~>...you know Delight?~Miles Delight? Sargent of the Guard? One time wrestling star? Friend of Sebjek, Vermilion and Dazey? Known by the Griffon royals? Has an overbearing mother and an overly enthusiastic father? Wears loafers on friday after he gets off his shift when he reads smut while skipping past the sex scenes because he likes the worldbuilding? That one?~>...ye... yes.~Never heard of him.~
>>41070238Think his real name is Tails
>>41070238>...What about Rochi?~Love the guy. Even have his trading cards.~>Ok, now I ... Trading cards?~The ones that gray filly has been selling. I even got the Ultra Rainbow Rare print.~>Dang it, SIlver Spoon!
I has new meme art.
>>41070608>Spilled her cupcakesDEAR GOD NO
>>41070608DT corrupting Caddy yet again
>>41070608She’d still eat them
>>41070608It's a classic meme sir, but still good.
>>41070608Poor ponka, she spilled her cakgetti
>>41070608But why does the ponka cry
>>41070608>And as Pinkie lie there on the ground, her hard work splayed out and reduced from tantalizing treat to subject of mockery, she knew.>The world must burn.>But first, she must bring Sunset Shimmer back from the other world... and set it all in motion.
>>41070601>How does she work so fast!?"Right? When did she even have time to work on the Faust Prayer Beads.">...how does she even KNOW ABOUT ME!?
>>41070608INTO THE WIKI IT GOES
Nc>AJ“Celestia”~~~>… alright the timing with them there sky lights is… something.“Wasn’t my fault!”
>>41071275>Story breaks heaven>Sudden solar anomaly that makes lights across the USTHREADGHOSTS
>>41070916Yeah the lights were something.
>>41071517Quick, somewhere they were hit see if anybody dropped off.
>>41071737Soon, flying horses.The future is now.
>>41071311And so much red and green reported too!Truly a /pa/l miracle.
>>41071311JustAs Planned
>>41072401No fucking way did he predict a possibly once in a generation storm…R… right?
>>41072581Lumberjacks know these things
>>41072401NC>Faust“Salt”~~~~>He he he…“… is that a twenty?”>Twenty bits is twenty bits!“You recolored the sky for twenty bits!?”>Twenty! Is! Twenty!
>>41073113“… so how much for a-“>Eighty.“That doesn’t seem like a lot.”>More than someone who forgot their wallet can afford.“…”>Beat it broke bitch
>>41073340OHHHHH
>>41073340“Imma run back-“~NO!~“It’ll just take a minuutteeee
>>41073923~Can you not think with your dick for TWO MINUTES!?~"... Starting now or two minutes ago?"
Hug yo mamas
>>41074374Damn right.
>>41074374And call her!
>Two“Flurry”‘Cadence’~~~~~>…. GASSSPPPP!“Buwuh?”>Ah’ just realized!“Wuh?”>Shes actually here this time!“… bwa?”>We ain’t gotta do world punches this time! Look!Proud of herself, little Two strutted right over to a certain pink princess, and poked her.>There she is! Right here! On mommy’s day!“…woooohhhh.”>Right?! She’s right there and we can say happy mommy’s day!She looked up, she waved, and she declared.>Happy mommy’s day!‘Awww, thanks, my little darling.”“Gibbagif?”>… what?“Dibbagibbagif?”>… w-well, no, Ah’ mean, Ah ain’t had no time to shop. “Hmmm.”>Ah’ve been doin cheers for lasers! It’s been a whole thing!“Hrmmmmm!”>Ah used up all mah malleys, mah hoofie holes is empty! They’re empty!“HMMMMMM!”>Shoot! Okay! Ah can get a gift!‘Two, just being here with my two little girls is all I need-‘>Nah! We need a real thing!‘It’s the thought that counts.’>… that’s it!Confusing both, Two suddenly turned around.>Ey! You!And a certain Queen who had not moved finally acknowledges her.>My real mommy is ten times the mommy you ever could be, plplplplppppp!It was small, it was petty.‘… darn right, I am.’It was a perfect gift. >Happy mommy’s day!“Haapbbmmyss!”>So… what did you get herThe baby began to sweat.
>Two“Flurry”‘Cadence’~???~~~~~~>...Ah'm almost impressed."BABABBABA!"'Right? There's a creativity here I did not expect.'Both watched, rapt, as the baby scooped up more and more chunks of the ground, and drooled all over them.Then, before their very eyes, managed to mold that slightly moist dirt into something approximating a quadrupedal animal's shape. By spit and dirt alone, she forged.>Ah' think sissy might have some art skills.'I might need to get her some clay.'>...she'd probably eat it.'Sure, but only once.'>Don't taste that good?'Not that I would know from experience, but no.'>Huh!... Oop, looks like she's done.It was distinctly equine in shape. Pointier nose than most, longer legs than most, and bearing half molded wings and the approximation of a horn, but it was enough for her to look proud of herself and take off.'Awww, thank you, sweetie-'Right past Cadence.>...do ya' think she meant ta' do that?~Hm? Oh, hey, kiddo! What you got there? Is that... a little me? HAH! That's something, I love it. Thanks, baby! Hey, Caddy, look what...~Chrysalis looked over, and locked eyes with Cadence.~...~Slowly, she lowered the gift she'd been holding proudly, as the other mare stared on.~What did I do?~"COUCH."~WHAT DID I DOOOOOO!?~Flurry seemed proud of herself.
>Dash"Windy"~~>Oh hey, we're actually here to do this."Do what?">Happy mothers day!"Awww, thank you Dashie! You know you being here is all I need!">Well that's good because anywhere I could buy stuff is currently folding inwards through space and time."Tuesdays, am I right?">My mothers day gift to you is letting you have that.
>Pinkie"Limestone"'Maud'~Marble~(Cloudy)~~>OKAY! SISTER HUDDLE! Quick, everyone!Huddle, they did.>Okay, we need a plan!"On how to stop that giant guy who's mid destroying our reality?">No! For mother's day! We don't have a gift!"...what."'Pull something out of your hair.'~I was gonna say, you do that all the time.~"That is not remotely the problem right now!">I already pulled it all out in the fight!'So pull out more, you do that too.'~Always when it's empty, too. Like, we see it.~"Are you serious!?">Right?! That would never work right now, anything I pulled out would just make her look silly! Like a pie to the face!"Not what I meant!">Well I could've said bomb that just makes your face black too, but I didn't think I had to list them all, we're on the same page!"We're absolutely not!''I could carve something out of rocks.'~Think mom has enough rocks.~'She could use more.'>Oh oh oh! The giant crystal tree pony thing!"Right! Maybe if we power up her-">We can ask her for some crystals!"She needs those!">Shoot, you're right, that would be rude. Woo, thanks for saving me, I almost looked like a real jerk!'You would've, that's her body.'~And she just got it back.~>Thanks, Limestone!"...I want to correct you so hard but I like winning so hard.">Come on, thiiiinkkk!Beside them, their mother beamed in pride.(I'm so happy when my babies work together, this is the best thing.)
>>41075274SHECANTWIN
>Twilight"Velvet"~~~~>...I'm sure he would've gotten you a gift."Honey, please, all I need is my children.">But... he's-"Well then you'd better hurry, shouldn't you?">MOM!"I ASK FOR ONE THING!"
>Fluttershy“Zephyr Breeze”~~~~>No.“I cannot fathom a single reason you won’t magic a gift for mom from me right now. You can make anything, you have nothing to lose, it costs you nothing and it’s just a nice, nay, kind thing to do. Give me a reason, one reason besides being petty!”>Because I don’t want you bringing mom here by accident.“…”>You didn’t already didn’t you?~Hi, dear!~>…“With that in mind-“>NO“That’s fair.”
>29"???"~~~~~It was a sad thought that crossed his mind as he gazed upon the battelfield.All they had given, all they had lost, and it seemed for naught. The end was upon them, the final curtain about to be drawn. He had seen much lost, and had lost much himself along the way. Among them, worst of all, was the one who had given them the miracle to fight back against the titans.>Mother...The one who had given herself for him, yet again. A chance, perhaps, he was unsure he deserved.>Thank you...."Yer' welcome, sugar cube!">..."Howdy!">Have thou been there the whole time!?"Well no, Ah' reckon Ah' was round the bend a minute ago.">..."Wassa pretty big bend, 'spose.">The fu
>55"Ingrid"~~~>Here you go!"...why are you giving me gifts.">I... I don't know, I just feel like I need to give you lots of pretty flowers today."WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T!"
>Rarity"Cookie"~~~~>MOM!?"Soooo, what did you get me?">It... we're in the middle of a battlefield!"...so you're saying you forgot.">Go ask Sweetie Belle, then!"Who?"
Ahem.Maybe it's a spoiler, maybe it's not, who knows?
>>41077726YEAAAAHHHHH
>>41077726Awww, das cute.
>>41077726WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>41077726I’m not a mama but I’ll take the gift
>>41077726>...So we're leaving Luna out then?
>>41077726>>41077847She has a favorite!
>>41077726This feels familiar...
Ya'll better have said hi to yo mommas
>>41078140And hugged them too.
>AJ"Big Mac"'AB'~~~~>...Ya' know, Ah' wondered with Heaven being cracked open..."...eyyyup."'Guess ya' don't wanna blow yer' load on that one.'>Don't say it like that, it sounds weird."Eeyyyup."'Ah'm just sayin'!>Still...'...Ah'll call ya' mom iffin' ya' feel like it.'>...m-maybe."Eeeyup."
>>41078792Calling her mommy might mean something else
>Batmom"Dadling"~~~>...boy I wish we'd been in the fight instead of tossed back and forth in time."I see the past future and present all at once and they're all boring."
>Granny Smith~~>...the fuck'er you lookin' at me for?>Mah' mom's dead.
>>41079444She is mom tho
>>41077726I knew she was gonna haul ass out of there and let Tia handle it
>>41079605Turnabout is fair play!
>>41079794It’s called delegation!
>>41079537>Granny Smith~~~>Ah friggen knew someone would break heaven right before ah got there!>All that being a good person, wasted!
>>41080109>...wait does that mean the other place is real!?>SHOOT!
>>41080248It’s under the school
>>41080408>Spike“Dt”~~>Yeah the bad place is like, right underneath the school.“Or in it depending on age, am I right? “>… no just underneath.“But if you’re a kid.””>It doesn’t teleport.“Let me be relatable!”>Hashtag.“Gesundheit.”>… “You’re welcome.”
>>41080573can’t out cool logic
>>41080923Sure you can, put some sunglasses on it.
>>41080408And USELESS for battle!Ripoff!
>>41081549>77"Cheerliee"~~>...not supposing the demons are here for one last hurrah?"They hid from her when she was just a big stompy, you think they're going after her now?">Curse villainy being far weaker than good!
>Sunset"Glimmer"~~>...You know I wish I'd stuck a camera on Chitty's armor, thinking about it."Yeah?">Would be neat to see what's happening."...In, like, eight hundred years?">..."Sunset, what kind of latency would you be thinking beyond space and time, here?">...well I am immortal."You can just admit you didn't think of it.">NEVER.
>>41081886Assuming he’s just a mere teeny tiny 100 light years away, the sun would literally be gone before the video reached
>>41081985And he just jaunted there
>>41082193>Salt does not understand time dilationBoy is he in for a surprise back home
>>41082361NC>Salt~~~>Honeys! I’m hooooowhyarethere flying cars.“Hi! I’m Sunny Starscout!”>… scorched earth it is
>>41082425It’s for the best
>>41082425>Wait, are you related to me?"I don't know!">...better be safe..."You don't seem the type.">SHIT she is my grandkid!"Wait wha
>>41082756Sounds more like AJ
>>41082938Yeah the brutal arch fits her better.
>>41082938do you want him to blow the planet? This is how he blows up the planet.
>>41083478Yeah but like… that planetNot gonna miss the farting dragon
>Scorpris"10"~~~>Sooooo, looks like team me is gonna win."Maybe.">...just so you know, if I do win, I'm asking really hard for you to be let on our side."I don't think they're going to take me.">I know, but I'm going to ask, really, really hard."..thanks, mom.">Hey, I had to do one good thing for you at some point in my life.
>Titania"41"~~~~~>Fool! Now you will see the folly of your choices, as we gain VICTORY!"Okay.">But perhaps, should you beg, I might be swayed to say a single word of hope for your forgotten soul."No.">Speak now, beg now, or be destroyed!"Nah.">...please?"...">...Don't make me sad and proud of you at the same time.
>>41084134She’s got conviction.
>>41084134Awwww
>>41083963I mean she wasn’t that bad, just stupid
>Imago"2"~~~~>...You know, even when we win, I won't-"Oh wow look at all the cares Ah' don't give! Look at 'em! They're in mah' hoofie holes! GASP! Waaaaa!? Nothin' in there!? But how can that be!?">...you know I am still your mother."Yer' a big dumb dummy is what'cha are!"~Language!~"Ah'm sorry, real mommy who' Ah' listen to.">...mghggg
>>41084814I love how she brings out her nasty side
>>41084945Two is very hard to torkbut when she torks, she tweaks
>>41085087She forked, now she torkedGo for the eyes
>>41085301She goes to the heart.
>>41084814>Everyone else swears like sailors but she gets chided for the most mild of insults Seems unfair
>>41085667She’s a kid!
>>41085667>Two"Flurry"~~~>Ya' know, sissy, sometimes it feels unfair how much not-mom gets ta' swear but nobody cares, and then Ah' say doody and everyone flips their cookies."MUFFUAFUFFA DUNKAR BOUSHA BISHIN!">...yer' lucky Ah' don't know baby
>Ember"Delight"~~~~>...I wonder what it tastes like."Absolutely not.">Come onnnn, this is my last chance!"You are not going to lick the tree of Harmony!">Well, duh... I'd just take a bite like a normal dragon."Absolutely not!">You're not my dad! He's my dad, and I don't even listen to his dumb ass!"...">...~Hi.~"Hi."~First off, grounded.~>I am not! I defy you!~Second what the actual fuck is going on.~"Wow I... do not think we have enough time to go into that."~Third... is she single?~>Who?~...~"Oh dear god no."~I too would worry about holding myself back during, but I'm willing to try. Nom nom nom.~>DAD!~I LIKE'EM BIG!~
>>41086216Understandable
>AJ"Harmony"~~~~>Hey, Tree of Harmony? While Ah've got'cha here, Ah've always wondered-"I'm sorry but I'm not accepting questions about existence right now.">Oh, okay."..">...~THAT'S ALL I HAD TO DO!?~>Ah' ain't rude.
>>41086688What you're saying is Applejack is cool, not rude?
Anypony got another Country yeehaw ass song to base a picture on? Last one was fun (I'm gonna miss her)
>>41087183Considering OP and the the holiday the thread hit, only one that fits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTahf1EsGU
>>41087183Mr Applepost, regards.
>>41087183My default, especially now that we have a "Devil". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut8UqFlWdDc
>>41087183Wow all my country songs about heaven are SAD, what is up with that?
>>41087183I have exactly one country song about rules.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRowiuG0IsNeat.
>>41087207I realized I'm not familiar enough with thread lore to do anything too dramatic, and I did the devil went down to georgia with lyra a while ago
>>41087207Holes in the floor of heaven isn’t yehaw but like… think about it
>>41087218>realized I'm not familiar enough with thread lore to do anything too dramaticOh, nothing major, Alt-Shining and Chitty broke into heaven and are currently squaring up to fight Faust, she’s the one in the OP.Just normal thread stuff, it’s why everyone is thinking of heaven and moms
>>41087183In honor of our fallen country soul, I nominate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4&pp=ygUSQmVlciBmb3IgbXkgaG9yc2Vz
>>41087218>>41087223Yeah just the climax of the war and the end of all reality, thursdays, am I right? Faust even pulled the gotta question
>>41087227I actually second this one, he did a great pic with AJ and another character who's name I don't know swapping drinks.
>>41087183Man I hate being this far down after someone already posted theirs, since I don't wanna overload you, but I would be remiss if I didn't throw this in the ring just to see how you would make it work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPc8116cHlERegardless, enjoy
>>41087249NC>AJ~~~~Applejack wakes up one morning, a foul taste in her mouth and her limbs tangled in sheets.>Whelp, knew Ah' shouldn't have gone for the tequila.She reaches up.>Oh no, mah' hat fell off! Well so long as Ah' kept on mah-She reached in her hair, to find her hairtie was gone.>Oh no! Ah'm indecent! Ah-Finally, she notices that her tail band is gone.>Ah've gone too far and can never show mah' face again.
Bit off more than I could chew with this one lads.
>>41087352Not gonna lie, that face is something magical.
>>41087352Whiskey for my mare!Beer for the horses.
>>41087352I love the sad implication she went up to heaven and made a pit stop in the bar, and Toby knows her by title
>>41087352Well effort's always appreciated.
>>41087352>>41087360>Ah'm gonna go kill god. The She god."Which one?">Ah' hate that ya'll can ask that and Ah' gotta think about it, that redheaded ninny leaves more messes than her kid.
>>41087352Toby would still be proud. Raising his glasses against evil forces, even now…
>>41087352>>41087360She's the only mare country enough to earn his respect.
>>41087352>He didn't have to go for full realistic with Toby, but he didI admire it
>>41087352no one should fight God sober.
>>41087352Make it a double. I don’t even know what that means but I’m saying.
>>41087352Aw, I miss everything.
>>41087194This fits Salt weirdly well
>>41087948Right?
>>41087352ThatFace
>>41087484>Silver Spoon"AJ"~~~>So, if I wanted to get a liquor license..."Absolutely not.">Age discrimination!"Yes, correct. Absolutely. Nailed it in one.">..."...">You're a doody head."Where did you even get alcohol?'>Anything with sugar turns into alcohol eventually!"PINKIE!"~I needed the bits and she offered a good rate!~
>>41088581Time spells have to exist
>>41087352INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!And before anyone asks the Faust pics we’re already in the wiki for a bit
>>41088581>Celestia"AJ"~~>What's she asking for?"She wants to make drinks.">What's wrong with that? I could use a drink, this battle made me thirsty."Alcoholic drinks.">DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT-"Tia!">I have dealt with so much crap here recently, we need some alcohol in me! We! Plural! This is the best for everyone!"Ya'll ain't a drunk.">And yet, here I am, begging to put some happy juice in me!"No.">...I can override you."No you can't.">Let me have my happy juice!
>>41089060>Filthy Rick "Silver Spoon"~~~>You know, I have a liquor license."I NEED YOU!">As a business partner, right?"...">Right?
>>41089319>RickUh
>>41089612He’s the local garbage guy, makes moonshine in his basement
>>41089612Do not make the jokeYou know the one
>>41090034Zucchini Rick?
>>41089319She wants to be filthy.
>>41090391No cap?
>>41090665That cannot be where that came from
>Pinkie"Twilight"~~~~>...poke poke>Come onnnnn, do a twience and save the day."Pinkie, I do not have time to come up with something to beat a god out of my butt.">...pokepokepoke>C'moooonnnnnn."I don't know if I'm angry or genuinely touched you think I can pull this off."
>>41090996>Pinkie"Dash"~???~~~~~>Alright, Dashie, you're up!"...I beg your fucking pardon.">Your turn to stop a major threat. Good luck!"...">...Is this the one thing you don't do fast? We need fast."The fuck do you want me to do against that!?">I'm not here to tell you how to do your job."That's not even my job anymore, I got replaced!">Fine, delegate then."Fine!">..."...She is not my friend apparently.">Who?"Lightning Dust.">Ohhh, she's over there.They both notice a mare staring off into the void, her eyes blank and her mouth gaping."Has she been here the whole time?">Probably."...is she okay?">Absolutely not.~It keeps happening... it keeps happening...~>...Lightning Dust, you're up! Save the world!~AHHHHHHHHHHHH!~>I think she's working on it.
>>41091156>Celestia"Luna"~~~>...wanna go two for two?"COME ON!">Oh sure, now you don't wanna do it. Complain till the last moment every time!"I'm telling mother.">Good, then you'd be there!
>Soundcheck"???"~~~~~Like so many others, the young agent stared through the veil torn across the fabric of reality - high above the battlefield. Beyond it, he saw an image of stars and lights that left him in awe and dismay. It was a beautiful sight which filled him with a sensation he could only describe as the comfort of a child's cradle. >Faust above...And so it was all the more disheartening to know he could do nothing to help stop Chitania and her ally from destroying it."Soundcheck."With a jolt, his attention darted to the source of the unexpected voice: a certain grey mare, her head low as she looked to the earth beneath her feet. Shy, but guarded. It was a posture he expected of someone like Marble."Er."But Limestone was the one talking."Um."If you could call it that. "I... Grrrrrr!"Though it seemed she was ready to stomp away-"This might be the end. For all of us. So..."Her gaze shifted to his - the bangs of her hair covering her eye."I just wanna thank you while I can."He shook his head - one part a show of humility; the rest an attempt to loosen his shock.>You don't have to. I was doing my-"But I want to."She stood taller, gaining a hint of her usual assertiveness."Really. I was trying so hard to keep you away from my sister and family and...acting like a total gravel-brain... But you stuck around and pulled through for us. I'm sorry I acted like that."It was his turn to look away - his heart pounding as blood rushed to his cheeks.>Well, I won't say getting yelled at was fun, but I know how it feels to wanna look out for your sibling."You've got a little sister, too?">Little brother. Age-wise only, as he loves to point out. Makes it difficult to have a teaching moment with someone who's a head taller than you.She let out a dry laugh."Like height's gonna stop'em from ignoring good advice."He gave her a smile.>Yeah... But that's all to say, I accept your apology."Oh."And she to him - hers light and a bit bashful."Good. Good!"Just a bit. Tinged by her usual assertive edge."Good..."It seemed she wanted to say more."...Guess that's all I've got. Before we all get killed or whatever..."But she took a step back, as though preparing to leave.>Limestone?"Y-yeah?">Uh... I wish I had something comforting to say. Like we'll pull through this and be alright, but... It really does seem like things are just completely out of our hooves now."Yeah...">So, if the end is coming anyways, do you... maybe wanna brace for it together?Her eyes went wide, mouth agape."Sure! Err..."Before she cleared her throat and put on a frown."I mean, if you really want to. Not like I've got anything better to do."But the pop in her step, the quickness with which she moved to stand by his side, betrayed the agitated aloofness she hoped to convey.And so, the two of them looked toward the tear in the veil, unable to change the course of this grand story.Powerless, but comforted.
>>41091580>Learning someone could want HER above the others got her to make her moveProud of the girl
>>41091580>>41091631What does she have to lose?
>>41091442>Spike"DT"~~>...Not it!"Neither of us are it, you don't have to pretend.">I know but like, now you can't blame me, specifically"...not it!"
>Chrysalis"Delight'~~~>...Think I could hit him from here?"Probably not, due to the speed of light.'>GAH!"...hi.">Have you been standing there the whole time!?"It hurts ever so slightly to learn you weren't talking to me.">I thought Cadence was there! When did she move!?"I think Flurry set something on fire.">That does sound like her."Does it?">Babies are destructive."Not really. More, like, pukey, and poopy.">Like you would know."Touche?">...so, uh, thanks for restarting the Tree, or something? I don't exactly know what happened during that whole war, wasn't in this universe when it happened."Long story.">I've got time."Do we?">..."...">...Think I should try to kiss her?"What exactly do you have to lose?">Shiny might be mad at me I made a move on her while he's not here."Fair? I genuinely do not understand whatever the buck your whole home situation is. I've glimpsed it and worry it might lead me to madness. This feels like the sort of thing that either you understand or makes you wonder if there is a god for them to find.">That's an accurate description, yeah."Glad to know I can gleam situations.">...Names Chrysalis, by the way."I kn...">..."Delight. Miles Delight.">Nice to meet you."We have met many times before this.">Yeah, I know... think I'll remember them fondly too, whatever happens."...same."
>>41092294It’s oddly fun seeing Chrysalis pretend this is the first time talking to him, every time. Then referencing times she talked to him.
>>41092506Who’s Johnny. When less robots
>>41092772From short circuit? Holy shit that’s a throwback
>>41092506>Chrysalis"Tiempo"~~~>He seems nice, doesn't he, Tentpole?"Is... is that really your nickname for me? Because that has implications.">..y-you're right, I should use something else."...">..."No way you thought that was my name,">...no."Really?">PONY NAMES ARE WEIRD.
>>41093408I buy it
>>41093408"How do you not know my name!?">Two keeps calling you Tentpole! You're not mad at her!"She's calling me tempo.">Ahah!"Tem Po.">.."Like the musical speed thing.">...Stop making up words!
>>41093776It never gets old
>>41093776>Chrysalis"42"~~~~>I've been lead astray! You said his name was Timmy!"It is.">..."...">MY BRAIN
>>41094198>Tiempo“42”~~|>Be straight with me-“Impossible.”>-how much of what she’s doing is an act?“Timmy, I am her closest confidant, her most loyal soldier, her best friend, and likely a lot more, and I still don’t have the slightest idea if she’s doing this to fuck with us or if she sustained brain damage.”>… that’s not a good thing.“Eh, I find it fun.”
>>41094428I mean as long as she's enjoying herself.
>>41094678Smiles are the most important thing.
>>41094428it is mostly 50-50.
>>41094991It’s whatever we remember to do later.
>>41094991>Chrysalis“Pinkie”~~~>Why does my intelligence feel very situational? “… do we tell her?”>Tell me what?“Ehhh, nahhh.”>Who are you looking at?“Technically nobody because that’s how words work, but they’re imagining it.”>Who!?“She’s not ready yet.”
>>41095479>Discord"Pinkie"~~>Now, Pinkie, that's just rude. Clearly shattering her perception of reality while reality is literally shattering is much more fun!"But she won't laugh!">Oh, she will... maybe not the type you're expecting, buuutttt..."Chaos till the end, eh?">Oh my... yes.
>>41095479Fuck I did imagine her looking at the camera
>Soarin'"Tiempo"~~~~~>...So, who the fuck are you?"Who starts a conversation like that!? Who just out of the blue just looks over and says something like that!? Dude!">I just have to know before we all die because it is confusing the fuck out of me."Stop swearing, dude, there's kids around!">Oh, sorry."...">..."I'm Sunburst's teacher.">WHO!?"The guy who delivered Flurry!">Oh, he's a doctor?"...uh...">The flop!?"Look, things were very stressful!">I can see why! So what, you just moved in after that?"Well more they didn't kick me out.">Oh..."...">...I'm Soarin'."Yeah, Spitfire talks about you a lot.">Good things?"...">G...good things?"...dude.">I know, but I wanted to imagine she actually liked me deep down."Same.">What?"You heard me, I'm not doing that gag.">Oh."...">Sounds like she's not gagging much either-"I'm gonna go stand over there now.">Nice to meet you!... he seems cool.
>>41096196>he seems cool.Well at least he made an impression
>29"Tiempo"~~~~~>Pshooooo."...">Hmmmm."...">Ngghhh."If you're mad at me for standing here, I'm just getting away from that guy.">Hm? Thou thinkth me perturbed by thine presence? Thine thoughts be cast away, let fear be assuaged, for mine ears lie ever open, and mine soul ever ready to connect with another."Oh, neat.">..."You are staring really hard though.">Neigh, tis thine mind a wander."You're staring really, really hard, like you want to ask something but won't.">Perish the thought!"Is it my weird situation with the Empire?">Neigh, I shant be interested too much of them, for mine presence was barely tolerated."Is it something to do with Spitfire?">Mine meetings with here were brief, and impressions little more than wisps to fade."It seems like something.">Thou bleed paranoia, let go of thine thoughts of fancy while we've time to be free of them! Tis nothing but thine mine, nothing at all."...Is it the gloves?">They look so fancy and I want them but I HAVE HOOVES AND CAN'T USE THEM!"I get that a lot."
>>41096632Of course, the fancy one
>>41096851Hey he’s more than fancy now. Not much but more
>>41097052Let it be fancy.
>>41096632>Tiempo"Lyra"'Fluer De Lis'~~>...So, who's got the better city?"Oh, Ponyville, easy."'What?! Are you insane!? All the most interesting things happen in Canterlot!'"Exactly, it's mundane by now. Oh no another giant monster tried destroying the city, but this time it's a dragon woooooo!"'It's different!""Meanwhile we get actual unique stuff, because our mayor who won by default is a goddamn lunatic.">I'm gonna argue the Empire is more interesting, we do get the occasional giant monster but we also get the weird stuff too, AND the ponies there are actually nice. We're a mix of the best of both worlds."Ponyville ponies are nice!"'Ehhhhhh...'"Most of them, even!">She's not wrong, it is more like, four standouts and two of them are sisters.'True, but Canterlot is so dignified!'"You mean snobbish."'Hardly!'"Lady I lived there, there's a lot of jerks and like, six not jerks."'...am I one of the six?'"I've never met you so I don't know."'Hrmph!'>I would like to remind you all that Empire is land of love, so... you know...'...I hope she resets that back out of spite.'>Hey!'We all know she hates the Empire!'>She hates Canterlot a lot more, if the smashing is any indication.'...shoot.'"Yeah I'm going to keep the number at six."
>>41097547~Braeburn~~~~~Ah' would like ta' toot mah' own horn for a second and say APPPPPLEOOOSA is the best place ta' be!~>Name one reason.~Ain't never been stomped by a giant monster not once.~"...If your place is still there I'm so moving."
>>41097547"Come to think of it, does Chitania even know about Ponyville? You think she's just going to... ignore it?">...fuck, she is.~This is sum bullshit.~
>>41097547>"Meanwhile we get actual unique stuff, because our mayor who won by default is a goddamn lunatic."At least she kept Ponyville in the know.
>>41097973I think Sunset would ask her to spare it if nothing else, her buddy is there.
>>41098410>Just don't fuck it up too hard.~...Define too hard.~>Is he at least okay?~I don't know, I might've messed up his voice.~"HOWDY YA'LL!">...~He sounds fine-~>BURN IT TO THE GROUND
>>41098614He gets it from his mom
>>41098614>I just wanted him to get a bigger dick!
>>41099024Understandable
>>41099214Relatable even.
>>41099024~…. Whyyyyy?~>He just needs a confidence boost! This is for him!~…~>… and I mean it’s not like he’s opposed to-~Fuck it.
>>41099731as in she doesn’t care, or is that a command?
>Sunset"Glimmer"~~>Did you want anything changed in the new world? Just in case you visit."Nahhh, it's fine.">...really?"Meh.">Not, I dunno... your mom alive?"What?">Your mom?"What about her?">She's..."...">Isn't she..."...">...hrmmmm."Think twice before saying something stupid."
>>41100090So like... if Salt resurrected her mom, would that count?
>>41100259NC>Salt"Glimmer"~???~~~~~>Happy mother's day! I brought your mom back."..."~Your boyfriend seems nice... you didn't tell him about the goth thing, did you?~"PUT HER BACK IN THE GROUND."
>>41100440~I didn’t say when she was dead.~
>>41100259Wrong universe so doubly fucked
>>41100996Like getting a collar for the cat you ran over
>>41101222For your twin sisters cat
>>41100090>...so is your dad okay?"Fuck that guy.">Wow."He's a jerk!">Daddy issues, who could have imagined?"Says the girl with more issues than Power Ponies.">You are three seconds from watching me seduce and marry your dad just so you can have two parents who think you're a disappointment."...d-dude."
>Applejack~~~~~~>...Ah' wonder if you'll still hate me.It might be over now, Applejack supposed. She hadn't been able to stop the other Shining Armor once more, just as she'd fallen short in his climactic final battle against the primal forces in his mind. She'd been just as powerless, witnessing his grand might unfolding while she could only watch on the sidelines, plead for sanity, and be rebuked. She simply did not have the might of magic needed to hold him down, and make him understand. Now, she was left behind once more as he set off to change the world. Left on the ground, just like her once student.>After all is said and done...Sunset Shimmer hadn't attacked, she hadn't struck, she hadn't done anything at all for reasons the alicorn could not possibly fathom. It would've made perfect sense for her to take this opportunity, with every card on her table, and strike out in pettiness if nothing else. Just knowing she would be untouchable in the veil of a grand being. Instead she watched, just like everyone else. She waited, just like everyone else. She was a spectator, just like everyone else.>If you do win...It left time for some inner questions to be asked.>If Chitania manages to change the world again... will you still hate me? Will the anger carry over, in a world where it was never made, or will ya' forget all about it, and try ta' talk ta' me again? Will ya' even let me be there at all.. or will ya' get rid of me once and for all, just ta' be sure?Something to vocalize, knowing there would be no answer given. Something to pass the time as the inevitable draws ever closer. Something, anything, to keep her mind elsewhere.>Will ya' hate me for failing you, when you succeed? Or will you finally figure you can forgive me, now that it's all made better?It did little besides venting.>Iffin' Chitania cracks open time itself like an egg, looks back on everythin' that happened, sees what Ah' did, what Ah' thought... will ya' finally understand Ah' never wanted you to be hurt? Will ya' understand Ah' always wanted ya' ta' succeed... kept believing in you, even when everyone told me Ah' lost mah' dang mind?But, sometimes, that was all she could ask for.>Will ya' hate me for what Ah' couldn't do? Or will ya' finally understand why Ah' couldn't do it?All she could do, as events unfolded.>Will you finally understand me, in the end? Will Ah' finally understand you, in the end? Will we, both of us, finally be able to say...As the world ended.>...Ah'm sorry...
>>41102019MYHEART
>>41102019She hasn’t gotten her musical number yet!
>>41102019NC>Sunset"Glimmer"~>I bet she's thinking about how to kill me. She does that a lot, you know."Really?">Yeah! Like this one time she sent the dragon to come kill me!"Really? The purple one!">YEAH! He... okay, TECHNICALLY..."...">I mean I was present."What."
>>41102412NC>Sunset"Glimmer'~~~~>Did she try to kill you too?"Several times.">AHA!"When I was trying to kill her out of the blue.">..."I'm not gonna pretend this was some kind of retaliation I nuked her orchard.">...weirdly honest about this...
>>41102652She don’t care she’s a bitch
>>41102857More like she knows there’s no repercussions because nepotism
>>41103039And also universe reset
>>41103039>My sugar daddy says fuck you
>>41103883>Glimmer"Sunset"~~~~>It's so amusing, isn't it? Watching them seethe, knowing they could do nothing to harm me, for even if they attempted it, they would be smoten in an instant! Reduced to ash! Torn asunder by the power of a god! HAHAHAHHAAHHA!"Unless he's distracted by fighting, which you think he would be.">..."Not a lot of time to pop down and smote, in that case.">..."They could punch you in the face right now, and what's the reprecussion? They get deleted harder?">...A-ahem."Don't hide behind me.">I'm not! I'm just in the shade!"...did you just call me fat."
>>41104170>Lyra"Glimmer'~>...Uh.."GAH! I went to close to someone!... you wouldn't punch me, right?">I... I literally don't actually know what's going on, I was in the back. Did you come out of the princess's magic or something? Then you said some stuff about fucking the big thing, which... dunno how that works. Who are you and why am I supposed to be mad at you?"...it occurs to me that, like, ten individuals total know the bullshit that went on..."
>>41104330>Bonbon"Lyra"'Glimmer'~~~~>Who is she, exactly?"I dunno but she looks upset about it."'..I'm not saying I'm upset you guys don't know what I did.'>..."..."'BUUUUUUTTTT'
>>41104493>Glimmer"Sunset'~~~>You think I've got time to tell everyone my master stroke of genius?"...that will make them incredibly angry at you.">But they'll KNOW
>>41104762It's kind of nuts that AJ has not had a chance to tell even Luna about the sheer bullshittery
>>41105014>Speaking of, Applejack, how doth we fare in the other world?"...currently or like, right before the himmining.">Is there a difference?"...Don't get pregnant.">What.
>>41105286"You too, Ever Essence!"~HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?~"TRUST ME!"
>>41105524Boy fucking howdy if Limestone got mindfucked by that revelation, Ever would have a full on mental breakdown.
>>41105764Or flipped and goes full love it Tried to bottle the smell somehow
>>41105942Stink of god, limited edition
>>41106255Very limited, smells like gamer
>>41106498Hey!He bathed.. I think…
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYTHE MOST SHOCKING, CRAZY, INSANE RUMBLE YOUVE EVER SEEN GOES DOWN WITH A 2 ON ONE, YES! TWO ON ONE MATCHUP AS THREE GODS talk. They’re just gonna debate stuff, that’s all. Just a nice little talk.SUNDAAYYYYY
>>41107035NC>Salt"Chitania"'Faust'~~~~~>...Sooooo, are you going to pay child support?"WHAT!?"'What!?'>I'm just saying since all came from you, that means you're their mom, right?"That's not how that works!... right?"'...Oh dear I'm out of milk.'
>>41107241As the minutes turned to hours, and hours to days, days to weeks and weeks to months, they waited. Months to years, years to decades more, and soon centuries began to pass. They stood waiting as the ages grew long, the seasons short, and the stars began to dim. Only when the last glimmer of a shattered world fell silent in an empty void of nothingness did the being of nothingness turn to the creature of rejection.>So how much longer till she gets back, you think? The milk is gonna be warm at this rate...She brought a hoof to her face, and wept.
>>41107458>Chitty actually staying just so she can look annoyed by himIt's the dedication that makes it wonderful
>>41107458>AJ"Faust"~~~>They're gonna notice yer' not comin' back."Normally yes, but have you considered the fact they're incredibly stupid?"
>>41107975>Are ya' sure?"I left them with a game of monopony.">...what have you done...
>>41108233Destroyed heaven with capatalism.
>Harmony"AJ"~~~>So, anything you want to ask me really quick?"Yeah, just one... how ya' doin'?">...Sniffle"Here it comes.'>I-I've wanted them to ask me that for so long..."Let it all out girl.">BAWWWWW!"Yer' more than a necklace."
>>41108722Awwww
>>41108722That’s our girl
>>41108722>Harmony"Ember"~~>Soooo, how are you?"...me?">Yeah! I don't get a chance to talk to non-ponies very often, I figured this is a good chance to talk it out! How are you? You having fun being a dragon?"I... guess?">Neat!"...">...Don't want to ask me anything about the Elements of Harmony or something?"My powerup?">Well yeah, but also the physical ones! Like the necklaces!"The what now?">..."...We... we don't... know much about all this...">Come on, ponies! Share the love already!
>>41109495We do not need idw in here
>>41109495You know they’d eat it
>>41109932>Ember“Harmony”~~~>Are you implying I’m a beast!? A slave to my nature! Someone so easily swayed by shining things she can’t help but chow down knowing it would bring destruction!? Is that what you think!?“I just said hi.”>Because you’re wrong when it comes to me!“What about any other dragon?”>… you’re wrong when it comes to me!
>>41110167>Ember"Harmony"'Zanta'~Siegfried~~~>So you're saying dragons could've gotten the Elements if we stumbled upon them first?"Why not? It's not like you need magic. Applejack used it.">And the pink one."Do not underestimate the pink one."'So, even diamond dogs could've gotten the Elements?'"Probably! I mean, sure..."'...'"I'm not saying I would've excluded you if you tried to kidnap my elements, specifically."'You mean take them.'"What did I say?"~Surely, Griffons could've taken them, right?~"Right, no reason to think I could've stopped you guys stealing them."~You mean obtaining them.~"What did I say?">...is this... personal?"No, no no no... I don't know if I'd call you a person.">EXCUSE ME!?"That is not as bad as it sounded there's a whole thing with magic universes. No need to dog me.">...why did you emphasize that."You think Yaks would've tried stomping them off?">Don't you ignore me!
KKA here, debate is getting delayed till tomorrow.I wish I could say this had some unexpected event happen or something like it normally does, but this time the threadghosts left me be, the real problem is I'm just not as happy with the debate as I thought I was. I was all set to post it and re-reading it to double check it for spelling errors and the like, like I normally do, made some flaws jump out at me and I can't shake them. Just made me keep second guessing and re-reading. I might be overthinking this, but I feel like if ever I'm going to overthink something it's a debate with three godlike beings. Sorry for the delay, I know I promised sunday fun, but I delay for quality and not because some weird thing happened, so I hope you'll accept my apology and know I'm trying to make Faust's big moment the best I can make it. If some bullshit does happen, I'll post what I have in a pastebin or something to tide everyone over while I finish the rewriting, but if not I should hopefully have it redone by tomorrow. It's been a long time coming, and I don't wan to fumble at the goal post. See you then!
>>41110418Gonna be honest here of all the possible shenanigans that could lead to a delay, quality was the last thing I expected. Which means either there was a flaw you caught or you’re being too hard on yourself.Either way, best of luck fixing it
>>41110418We believe in you!
>>41110371>Harmony"Chrysalis"~~~>Sooooo, nice to talk to you again! How have you been?"Was that actually my mom?">...eh?"You know what I mean was that my mom or was it like you pretending to be my mom. That has bugged me for so long I have to know!">No you don't."Don't you fuck with me giant sparkle horse did I talk to my mom or did I talk to you pretending to be my mom!">Technically she never said she was your mom-"YOU MOTHER FUCKER-wait she?">..."I'm so confused.">Exactly as it should be
>>41110911Mindfuck
>>41111099Only kind she gets.
>>41111285Ohhh!
>>41111285She also gets fucked over.
>>41110911>Chrysalis"Cadence"~Harmony~~~~~>Cadddyyyyy tell the giant crystal pony to stop picking on meeeee."You want me to order around the very embodiment of Harmony itself, while she's currently in the form of a mountain sized punch-capable pony?">Yes! Tell her to stop!"...Harmony?"~Just so you know, Love isn't technically an Element of Harmony, so, good job! Way to go, you! Got your own power and everything! Didn't even need me! I'm so proud, not at all a little sad this means you had even less reason to talk to me!~"...Chrysalis I can't.">Don't be swayed so easily by compliments! I can do that too! You're very pretty!"Eeee!"~But your magic is so capable!~"Eeeee!">I like your mane!"EEEEEE!"
>>41111966She’s not complaining
>>41111966“Compliment me harder!”~Aren’t you worried about your husband?~ “He knows how cute I am.”
>>41112326It ain’t about him
>>41112326>>41112518“Living my best life getting compliments.”>Your husband is vanishing“This ain’t about him”
>>41111966>Chrysalis"Lyra"'Soarin'~Breaburn~~~~~>...Friggen stupid crystal thing."Hey! That's our deity, kind of! Instant win button at the very least!"'Yeah! Be nice!">She might've mindfreaked me!~Now hold up, iffin' that's true Ah' gotta say Ah' ain't a fan of that there neither. She's a good sort Ah'm sure, but iffin' she's gonna be doin' that she at least needs ta' say sorry!~"You're only sticking up for her because you're in love with a changeling!"~Ah' am not. What made ya' think that?~"Gonna be honest I just swung for it, I notice it happens a lot."'It's not that often. Not like a Wonderbolt is in love with a changeling.'>Does Spitfire count?'...What.'>What?"TELL ME EVERYTHING!"~Ah'm startin' ta' think ya'll got some other issues ain't no harmony gonna sort out.~
>>41113014>>Does Spitfire count?I mean noShe fired
>>41113198Spitfired?Also did Chrysalis mean herself or 42
>>41113397Either works
>>41113397Yes
>>41113397I think Spitfire likes Chrysalis but hasn’t had that much with her
>>41114072>Spitfire“Chrysalis”~~~>… nice to see you back.“Nice to see you while I’m back! Have fun while I’m gone?”>Nope.“Awww, didn’t seal the deal with Forty Two?”>Nah. Lifes been busy and we wanted you guys back.“Awww, that’s sweet.”>…. Anything interesting happen over there?“I got punched through a lot of buildings and fought a killer cyber Chitania.”>… neat.
>>41114305I like that shes trying to be a wingmare to her bestie
>>41114305>Chrysalis"18"~~~>Guess we're screwed."Of all the ways I thought I was going to die, only a select few of them involved Shining being in the center of it.">...How many of those were him destroying you in the bedroom?"Couple.">And you went for it anyway, dedication!"I want to die happy.">Heh... "...I'm glad you're back for this, even if I hate that it's happening at all.">Yeah... I'm happy to be here with you for this too."...should we kiss?">I'm considering it.
>Dermaptera"???"~~~Once again, victory was in the hooves of the changeling Queens.No longer did they have to fight against the ponies (and themselves) to assure their continued existence in this new age. It was only a matter of time before the battle for reality was over and her kin could enjoy their new lives.But the last Queen of the Dermaptera line couldn't help feeling cold at the thought of victory - worried, even - as she chanced a glance at that red-headed, pegasus stallion. "We've won..."Only a glance, though. In a blink, her gaze snapped to the tear in the veil of reality as a familiar mare approached her from behind."We've really won.">So it would seem."No need to be so aloof, dear. Were there a time for celebration, now would be it.">Truly. But I'll have you know there are quite a few others who share my "aloofness"."They're just in disbelief.">Or uncertain about what the future holds."For us... or that little pegasus?"The Queen's lips curled into a grimace, her gaze shifting to side-eye the mare beside her.>You know I despise when you read my mind."Then rejoice and recoil at the truth: your thoughts are as obvious as stink on a dung beetle.>Mother!"Really, dear. Did you think I didn't catch you looking at the pony every now and then? Or see how you tried to capture him?"A heat rose to the cheeks of the Queen, her gaze darting to earth at her feet.>I... I was just..."Save your excuses."Blunt as the words were, there was no hint of accusation or anger in them."You don't need to justify yourself to me, of all people. Worry as you please. Doubt as you want. But..."The Queen feels a hoof wrap around her shoulder. As her mother leans close to her, her eyes close and she leans in to the light hug she offered."Realize our future is bigger than one pony.">Mmm...She was right. In the face of a another chance at life, in the face of having her mother again, what was one pony's life?With so much to gain, it was foolish to worry about such relatively miniscule loss."And who knows! If he isn't erased from existence or banished to some dark corner of the earth for his insolence, the Wallbreaker may let you have him as a pet.">Mother...It was a crass, but mildly comforting thought.Yet the Queen still couldn't shake her uncertainty.
>>41114887Take him! Who will stop you!?
>>41114797Do it
>41"Titania"~~~~~The sky above looked almost beautiful, in a way. Terrible, but beautiful. With the wild changing colors, infinite possibilities of time unfolding and the world seeming to become all it could be again and again, it was something the simple changeling number Forty One thought she'd never see."Quit moping."Much like how she thought she'd never again see the great and terrible Queen Titania, her mother."Are you really so pathetic that you're afraid I won't at least ask her to spare your meager life? If anything, I'd be remiss if I didn't request her to at least attempt to fix the deep flaws burned into you by your worthless father that makes you incapable of using our family's grand power. You may one day be as glorious as I was, in my day."Silence followed her words, and it built an ire in the dark Queen that threatened to burst forth at any moment."Are you so paranoid, that you believe she would deny me? Once upon a time, I was her greatest rival, our battles so grand maps need be redrawn and dragons fled from the sounds of our clashing. She respected me, I'm sure of it. Enough that if I made a simple request, she would no doubt fulfill it. You need have no fear of eradication in the seas of time."Emptiness still followed her."Speak, child! Your mother stands behind you!">What about him?It took very little to suppose who it was she referred to."Your little toy may still survive.">But this won't be his home anymore. It won't be the place he grew up in, the world he fought so hard to save."So? What difference does that make to you?"The great false Titan had never been more disgusted than when her child looked back, with tears in her eyes.>Because... I wanted it to be my world, too. I wanted to share it with him...She had never felt that twisting in her stomach either.>This was going to be our world.Her hoof came up, as if to strike."...There are many worlds, child."But, instead, it came down softly on her shoulder."Perhaps... you can make another one."For once in her life, perhaps the only time in her life she ever may feel it."There's always... a chance.">...I don't want you to go, either.The great Queen felt sad, as she sat with her daughter."I lost my final battle a long time ago."And watched the world end."Perhaps... you can still win yours."
>>41115617Chitty probably would at least tell her to cut the corpse stuff out
>>41115950Or a participating trophy.
>>41116248Damn that would be cruel
>>41116521But deserved due to the murder.
>>41115617>Sciderella“Arana”~~~~>…. Soooo, good news, I’m pretty sure she likes us.“BAWWWWWWWW!”>Thats a normal reaction to being around me in general yes
>>41116758Yeah we ignore the murder part of murder rapist bugs a bit…
>>41117239No we don’t, they died and have been the bad guys this whole war
>>41117239>Chrysalis~~~>Hey!… I didn’t MURDER anyone!
>>41117760And he’s not complaining
>>41116980>Sciderella"Scorpris"~~~>We want to win... right?"WALLBREAKER FUCKING IN THE MOON! AHHHHH!">Quit."Yes ma'am, please don't melt me.">I'm just asking here."And I'm thinking about providing sacrifices to appease your wrath.">You know, I actually wasn't all that powerful in my age. It's not like I was some unstoppable terror, Chitania had to rescue me a couple times."... nuh uh.">Oh yes indeed, it's the reason I considered her and her alone my only real friend."NUH UHHHHHH.">Well I did reconsider when I fell into Cordyceps induced madness, but aside from that yeah. She's also Arana's godmother, technically."...did you do each other's mane?">..."Did. You. Do. Each. Other's. Mane.">...one time."EEEHHEEEEHEEEEE! Tell me everything!">I thought you were afraid I was going to eat you."Bitch I can't compete with Chitania, let's be real.">What?"What?">..."...TELL ME!">Alright, so...
>>41118184I’m sure she’d get a non-cordy reset
>>41118184"Did you unfoof the hair?">I'M NOT A GOD WOMAN
>>41118689Betcha 10 it’s still got knots
>>41118948at this point? With how she.maintained it, it is a knot. Enough to make a stylist cry.
>>41119147Can we fix it!?… Fu
CD>18"Tiempo"~~~The changeling known as Eighteen hadn't much to say regarding the complete and utter loss of any chance at returning the world back to its (sometimes insane) sense of normalcy. Nothing that could be spoken aloud, at least. Partly because the youngest ones of her found-family may overhear and mimic her coarse cursing. But mostly because giving voice to her thoughts might open a floodgate of emotion she wished to keep closed."Eighteen?"And so, she appreciated the little distraction a certain doctor/alchemist pegasus provided.>Tiempo.Though her speech was a bit terse. "...It looks like this might be the end.">Might be."Sooo... I just...">Wanted to take one last shot at trying to get with me?And maybe a bit too blunt.Tiempo was a good guy. A bit shady, but a good guy. Still, try as she might, it was hard to fight that lingering, nagging feeling of suspicion she had that he was, for lack of a better phrase, taking advantage of a certain unicorn being gone. And with things looking as bleak as they are, she wasn't exactly in the mood for any obnoxious pestering. Or he could keep things tame and show her worries to be unfounded. So, she'd let him speak his piece. She'd roll her eyes at his sly smile or smirk as he lets loose a playful little line of flirtation. And, who knows, she may even find a bit of needed levity from it all."No."Yet, he didn't smile. He didn't smirk. He simply shook his head."I just wanted to thank you."And shook her composure.>Me??? For what?"For the kindness you've shown me. Like doing the paperwork for my parking and business and taxes. And those moments where you looked after little Flurry Heart a little longer than you had to, even though it was my turn and Faust knows you deserve a twenty-year vacation."Ah. That makes sense. Nothing grand, just typical thanks. She was almost disappointed, but it was to be expected. They weren't that close, after all.>Well, Flurry's a bit more of a hoofful, but paperworking's just what I do. So, it's nothing. Really.He smiles, lightly. Another simple show of appreciation."For one so versed in her craft, I imagine it would be."Then it fell."I just... I just wish it wasn't like that."And things started to get a little complicated.Her brows furrowed as he continued, leaving no chance to ask for clarification."I wish I had something more personal to say than just appreciation for work you can do in your sleep. With the uncertainty surrounding what will happen to us when this is all said and done, I look back at my time in the Crystal Empire with you and Spitfire and Punchy and Two and Mane-iac and Sunburst and Poindexter and... and... and I just wish I got to know you a little better."To call his words, punctuated by a melancholic look, "unexpected" would be an understatement>Oh... Wow.So much so, the mare could hardly gather the wherewithal to provide a timely response.1/2
>>41119510>I didn't know you felt that way."I didn't either. But the prospect of death has a way of coaxing out our greatest regrets. Even ones we've never considered.">And here I was thinking yours would be not getting a kiss from Spitfire. Melancholy dissipating, the stallion gave her a smirk."Well. I won't say that isn't A regret."And the mare let out a laugh.>Just the main one, right?"I'll leave the answer to your imagination... But I'd settle for hug, at this point...">Mmm.Their gaze drifted, shifting to the tear in reality, as she mulled over his words."Well, it's been fun."He made a move, ready to leave her to her thoughts."I can only hope and pray the next life is even better. If one could even exist for us...">Tiempo?But he stopped and looked back at her. She took a breath and raised her foreleg, stretching it out at a peculiar angle.>...C'mere...One meant as offering for a hug.The stallion looked surprise, but soon moved to allow her to hook her foreleg around his shoulder as he gave her a hug of his own.Within their friendly embrace, the mare's mind wandered to thoughts of what could have been had he tried to "know her better" earlier. She couldn't help the inkling of worry she felt - the thought that he could have become a pest to her on a level that would make Twenty Nine look chaste - which prevented her from outright welcoming the idea.But as her mind drifted to those moments of kindness he'd shown, moments like when he seemed to truly enjoy caring for Flurry and Two, and as she felt the love radiating from his heart...Well...>...I'm glad you stuck around...She can't help thinking she may have warmed up to him a little sooner.
>>41119514What's the song? I've grown accustomed to your face?
>>41119514Does he have to convince Chrysalis or would she be cool via 42 extension? She's down with Spitfire because 42 likes her so much.
>>41119514It is a pity he didn’t really get to know her all that well, it feels like they barely know each other even after all this time
>>41119735He knew what he wanted and it was spitty!
>>41119735To be fair 18 is kind of a wall most days, took forever for Shining to get to her
>>41119600>Tiempo"Chrysalis"~~>So... we cool?"Uh, sure?">..."I don't get this.">Yeah, really difficult when you were gone for all of that, I didn't even get a chance to see the weakpoints and try again."What."*MUSIC INTENSIFIES!*>Ahhhh shaddup! I'm not going for the secret boss yet!"I'm so confused."
>>41120332>Chrysalis"Cadence'~~>You know what that's about?"No idea.">Huh..."...">Sooooooo-"I'm not in a kissy mood.">Right right right."...">But the world is gonna ennnndd-"Chrysalis.">Fine, but I'm totally not going to invoke niece privileges to get you back in the Empire's throne."Yes you are.">Yes I am..."And you're going to ask her to remodel the kitchen.">But I like the kitchen..."...">...move the island to the left?"You know me so well.">I'mma stub my hoof..."But you won't have back pain."
>>41120567>"But you won't have back pain."Maybe she wants that
>>41120724>Maybe I want by back all twisted."What was that?">Something DEEPLY insinuatory."Not a word.">Oh so only ya'll can make up words, okay. Racist.
>>41120567If she can't control Shining...
>>41062407so uh, where do I start if I'm wanting to get into all this? seems like a lot.
>>41121215Quick note, this is all one long... long... loooonnnng story. This isn't a bunch of one offs or sort of started then abandoned stories. It's a collaborative effort of a lot of writers over the years all focused around mostly short funny gag stories in script format in between massive arcs that have big changes with characters developing and a total lack of status quo.With that, I advise you start with thread one, post one right here http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack because that's the start of the story with all inbetween and chatter removed, just the stories. Then just keep going if you like it.If you want to see what kind of boneheaded choices made us go down the weird ass unstable beginning that eventually smoothed out, check out thread 1 at the top of the "Tree" links, and keep going from there.Or if you just read a couple and want to skip most of it, there's a timeline here http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki that's missing some chunks but should at least give you a baseline.Have fun!
>>41121231I'm certainly no stranger to million+ word stories. not sure if I want to try piecing things together from several hundred threads though. It's all one big collaborative story? seems almost impossible. how do you all decide what is canon?
>>41121282Unless we say NC at the top or I guess just got consensus voted by it being too wildly out of character or like that. Or omake at the end of threads.Most stories are quick funny gags that just happen to usually build to something though
>>41121282There were… debates…
>>41121480Long ones
>>41121282>not sure if I want to try piecing things together from several hundred threads thougPastebin in his post has just the stories.
>>41120332"I'm also not the secret boss.">What!? Who is?"...">Ohhhh I get you now. Neat."There you go.">No but seriously WHO ELSE!?"I'm gonna be honest with you, if this meager number is bothering you than that dude's count is going to make you flip.">What, like, five?"...">E-eight?"...">...T... ten?She points up.>The FUCK"I didn't ask but I assume it's a variety."
>>41122194>Tiempo"Sunburst"~~~~~>It's just not feasible! I know there's a gender skew in this world but it ain't that high! HE NEEDS TO SHARE!"He's not even from this dimension.">I'm thinking about alternate me. I'm looking out my other from another mother!
>>41122376...what is the deal with other him anyway?
>>41122376To be fair there were reverse ones in that world too…And a crazy high domestic dispute rate…
>>41122805I liked that we at least had them confront the crap side of that
>Spike"Ember'~~>...Hey."Hey.">..."...The fuck?">What?"Are you like... here? With them?">Long story."How long?">Literally story of my life."Beg your pardon?">Purple one is closest thing I have to a mom sometimes when she's not my sister."...WHAT.">And I have a gun."I do not know what that is and it's pissing me off! ROCHI! Get me a gun!"~NO!~"He's gonna do it, he's just being a dick about it."~You'd blow your eye out!~"I would not!... Dragon, how do I avoid blowing my eye out?">My name is Spike."I asked one question and you failed, that's... typical dragon behavior, honestly. You are one of us!">Don't know why you thought I wasn't. If Garble counts, how could I not?"Who is-Oh, you mean Smolder's brother.">...Who?"Smolder's Brother, I said.">But who's..."...">Nevermind."Alright Rochi better get me a gun, if someone this dumb can use them then I'm going to be an expert within ten minutes.">If you don't kill yourself staring down the barrel, that is."And what is that?">...After a pause, Ember moves out of the way of the barrel of the gun."Touche, dragon, touche.">This shit is why I prefer ponies.
>>41123467Their first meeting didn’t go so well as in the show
>>41123696To be fair on drowning
>>41123696Depending on which part of the fan of urine into, that might be a negative.
>>41122805And domestic violence, the violence with the best gas mileage!
>>41123467>Ember"Siegfried"'Delight'~~~"I can sell you a gun... for a price.">You can!?'EMBER NO!""Hey! Don't cockblock! Get it? Cockblock? Because gun... and also I'm a-">Shaddup! What's your price?"Oh, we can discuss that over a nice bottle of wine."'Ember, trust me, you don't want this!'"Wow, and I thought we were friends. Is this a personal thing? Because you snooze you lose, buddy.">Exactly! I can buy things from whoever I want!"Exactly, she can get it from whatever source she wants. If she wants to get it from me instead of you because I can do it better, well... that's just the game.">Why did you say what I said, but longer?"I'm longer in a lot of ways.">I prefer shorter, though.'HA!'"..."'That... was not the brag I thought it was.'>Just tell me what you want for the gun!"Maybe I want a nice dinner with you, get to know you, eh?">Ohhhh, I get what you mean."Do you, now?">Yeah... you want me to pay for the gems!"What.">Those things are freaking expensive, jerk! Just give me an actual price for the gun so I can see if I have it on me!"I can lower the price if I'm also on you.">...what?'Siegfried?'"Yes, oh blocker of the cocks, and my attempt to get through some blue?"'Just know I was trying to save you.'"...eh?"THOOM goes the giant foot, as the great Dragon Lord Torch slowly brings his head closer to the now very still griffon.'And I will make sure to leave flowers on your tombstone.'"...hi..."~No innuendo, for me?~"Oh no."~Because someone's about to be outtheendo.~>Daddy I just wanted some bang bang!~...~"...momma always told me this was how I was gonna die."
>>41124642>Gwen“Siegfried”~~~~>One of these days, child, you’re going to bite off more than you can chew!“Oh my I hope so!”>You are the only one I worry is so dumb I’m going to have to write “tried to fuck a dragon” for the obituary.“Bahhhh!”
>>41124981She knows him so well
>>41124981>Oh my I hope so!”Wait hol up
>>41124981>Gwen“Idris”~~||>TOLD YOU SO!“…what.”>Somewhere they know what they did! Mom powers!“Our world is exploding.”>Yes but I’m right which is more important
>>41125806>I DIE>VICTORIOUS
>>41125982She would celebrate it
