Speedruns, smash tournaments, conventions and the autistic/cringe shit associated with them
>>5522631dios mio
>>5522631AWOOGA
>>5522631thats a tranny 100%
>>5522628that's jellybeannose/jellybeanasmr
>>5522631I grew up with a few girls like this, always wanted to game with the boys instead of doing girl shit. One friend moved with his family from England, always got made fun of for his accent and social awkwardness but he was the only boy around that got Mario Party when it released on N64 and when we went over we discovered he had a fucking hot twin sister that had big tits and ass but was being home schooled instead. Fucking dummies at school were bullying this guy when he had a super hot sister he would bully in between Mario Party minigames; so you get the sick ass minigames with a bro and the occasional pantie shot when those two started wrestlin, shit was good platinum evening entertainment. Another girl i knew in middle school had massive fucking tits and ass and her mom was a fucking stripper that would buy her daughter in middle school heels and skirts and my friend would try on different outfits and strut around her moms apartment in heels for me, i jokingly asked to try them on one time and fucking nearly snapped my foot off, spent the whole day laying on her bed while big tiddy friend held ice on my ankle and teased me while we played her moms Dreamcast. For some reason this stripper single mom would want to play Soul Calibur after she got done shanking her tits and holes for dudes at the club.
>>5522623>autistic/cringe shit>cringeOld school speedrunning conventions were the best you'll ever experience.
>>5522644Kids these days are getting gayer and gayer, I'd be overflowing with confidence for the rest of my life if I managed to make a 24 year old cutie fall I love with me at 14.
>>5523390gus my hero
>>5522677>You guys say rape all the timeHe was right. I mean, Mango was spelling out "Ahh rape" with dollar bills. Funny that Chillin is just making a random guest appearance in this.
>>5523397I expected this run to be good after this moment, but it was just a massive wet fart>>5523390JUICY
>>5525675I wonder how much autistic pussy this guy gets at these things?
>>5525675He shoos away the tranny and pulls the hot woman. Based
Man I don't laugh at, or even feel cringe watching these things anymore. I just feel bad for these people. Like they spent so little time with other humans they don't know how to interact. Also fits in my theory that trannies aren't entirely off mentally. Just loners that have questions on fitting in and been given the wrong answer. Sad
>>5522623She totally wanted to fuck the white passing guy.
Sound warning on this one
>>5526946tom the cat having a mental breakdown
>>5523525Huh? Is there a story for this?
>>5522647What a drama queen
>>5522623Good old Tuna melt-chan>>5526974Yeah, she was arrested for sexually assaulting that same boy. Hope she got the death penalty.
>>5526640None, he got banned for being a creepy cunt.
To the untrained eye this might not look like much, but there's a lot of things that could go wrong if you sell the wrong items or mess up the gear/skill equipping
>>5527292more story behind this?
>>5523248How are you now, is the lucky pervert streak still going?
>>55282606'3 and white, so yeah things are going great, toured Asia for 7 years and did the typical white sexpat thing. Currently i play League back in the USA and fuck big titty sluts i meet in ARAM games.
>>5528092>If you're blind, you could make mistakes.Thanks pal, as a deaf guy, I'd like to say: dwsjsfdjfsd fkljfsjfsak ejje jfjfskf
>>5528322NTA, but you missed the point.It's not about the fact that mistakes can happen while doing things blindly, it's about the meaning or the repercussions behind making such accidental mistakes.
>>5528243Yea, he was being really creepy, you might even say kind of a creepy cunt. He ended up getting banned for it in the end. Hope this helps
>>5526923Thank you, i was hopping to find this gem.
>>5528449In other words, fake story until proven otherwise
>>5528427>Mistakes made during a speedrun can ruin the speedrunYou think?
>>5528427>>5528322FF9 speedruns have a snowball effect where if 1 thing goes wrong it usually branches off into more little things going wrongPulling off that menu without missing 1 little thing is important because pretty much the entire previous 8 hours of the speedrun is a buildup to that menu which sets you up for the final hour of the run
>>5529206also it's not just the fact that he didn't make a mistake, but most people who've run that game cannot do that menu that quickly even while using their eyes
>>5529206>>5529212That's all self evident if you're even passingly familiar with speedruns.
>>5528092>blind speedrun of fucking FFlol whats the point
>>5529236Are we arguing?
>>5522647such a fucking emotional race of people like relax it's not that serious, eternal victims.
>>5529212Doing that menu blindfolded is kind of a novelty thing but being able to do it that quickly and accurately in a live run at GDQ without botching it is kind of cool. He did it again a year later for an FF8 speedrun at gdq but he had the blindfold on for about 7 minutes for that one - it didn't look as a quick and snappy as the FF9 one but it looked way more confusing.
>>5526946>Sound warning on this onefucker wasn't lying
>>5522652Hbox is basedWatch the emplemon vid on him
>>5526946
>>55294461 of the funniest parts of this clip is it even has the fucking speedrun timer
>>5522638highly based behaviour
>>5522671Physical pain
>>5527292>>5528449So what you're saying is he was smashing mad gash until some tranny got crass he wouldn't touch his ass.
>>5522628
>>5526793They are off mentally. If you think you need to change yourself in extreme ways to fit you're off
>>5528092Luzbelheim is a great speedrunner. Why he sold out to go to a tranny event is beyond me
>>5527154That's horrible they are of different life phases. What did they even have to talk about?
>>5522647the nigger is obviously a queer that wants to keep it on the dl
>>5522652lol, big fat babby, "i worked hard at vidya!"
>>5522654so, 100% then, aspie faggots
>>5522647This is why we can't have a functioning society
>>5522659I really like it when they say the quiet part out loud.
>>5530697"ladies and gentlemen, it happened. we have a new dingle do 3 stage 14 world record"
>>5523387only good run from that event. Those zoomers had infectious energy
>>5526787100% Troon BTFO'd
>>5522670brutally hard to watch
>>5533371I'm waiting for one of these clips to end with a gunshot
>>5526923Like most of the things on the speedrun iceberg, this is real, surprisingly
>>5526946I recognize this from the "webcam" instantly>>5528092This is impressive. I like when there's unorthodox stuff like this. There was a FF run at the most recent event where they fucked up a softlocked themselves on a fight in FF6 or something, and it was cool watching them route their way out of the fight live. It took like 40 minutes but they did it.
>>5529388does it mention the part where he cheats on his fiance?
>>5522668A friend and I still quote that. "Stop cryin'. That's not real nigga shit." "I'm not a real nigger."
>>5526918based s3rl easter egg cameo
>>5522660>They're giggling When was this? Surely this has to be pre-2016 given people don't immediately spaz out when they hear nigger.
>>5526987>>5529277>>5533181The nig is 100% in the right here. People like the guy on the left touch others when talking because they want their undivided attention. I'm as white as snow and that behaviour is my biggest pet peeve. Anyone defending that squirmy weirdo is just like him.
>>5533882Who's the one in the left (white shirt)? She seems really familiar but I can't place her.
>>5522895spoilers: [spoiler] they all are [/spoiler]
Can I get a round of applause for this thread? Thanks for sharing your collection of speedrunning gems.
>>5522673Respect to the guys in the back
>>5536509kek, dudes aren't trying to fuck you just because they're touching you for two seconds
>>5533371what even happened here?he clearly was at full health, but i noticed the cap disappeared
>>5538048Here's the point at which this 3 hour 45 minute long video explains that glitch. The entire video is worth watching if you like SM64 speedrunning.https://youtu.be/YsXCVsDFiXA?feature=shared&t=5312
>>5535993Shit, why must I fall in love whenever I see some slut smiling at me and juggling it boobies. I curse god for my nature and genes.
>>5539723It really is a curse
>>5522647I mean, the criticisms of the previous posts aren't wrong but I would be annoyed at that little stuttering sperg too
>>5529586>Girls do this and it's a good excuse to show my ballsYou can't tell me he didn't walk off that stage with a raging hardon
>>5541522kek
>>5538037That dude was, for sure.
>>5522638No. You just wants to scare me, anon
>>5522623>This took place before most 4chin posters were born.Depressing. We made fun of this back in the day but these were the last of the good times.
I don't know anything about this, and it's for the better since there's so many fucking trannies. Goddamn, this shit is truly for the mentally ill.
>>5522659Oh Farquad, what did the Discord groomers do to you...
>>5522625fuckin brutal lmao. women hahaha
>>5543013Well done Keith Woods.
i need the "burn the witch" video
>>5543049>Racism defeated in the front as a greater threat looms in the backKINO
this thread is like a glass of water in the fucking desert. I have been browsing that dogshit livestreamfail forum on reddit every week or so hoping for actual fucking videogame fails but it has been completely overtaken by some retarded livestreaming clique. I fucking hate the demographic shift that has taken place on the websites I used to enjoy. Thanks.
>>5535610Is this why punchy is banned from ESA, for not playing along with annoying GDQ-style meme shit? I don't know if this is posted to make him look dickish, but I think he was pretty justified to be annoyed here. That shit is not funny. Bit unfair to take it on on the ESL host, but like he said, he was genuinely pissed off.
>>5527154>>5543037I still remember when it happened, nerds were simping over her......until anon posted the images of the daythe close upsof the horrendously greasy spotty hairy stinkfest that she was.many vomit.jpgs were posted that day.
>>5538048See that other guy's post for the longer explanation, but basically it's a glitch that caused the guy to technically be out of bounds, which instantly killed him.
>>5529588Red guy was a total bitch honestly. It's fast paced game; you're gonna talk over each other.
>>5535993peak veronica belmont.
>>5522644the spirit of oneshota lives within this one.
>>5522644thats probably his sister or some shit
>>5522646OMG IMAGINE IF THE GENDERS WERE REVERSED
>>5537836
>>5528449>asks for context>repeats himselfLying moron.
who was they one retarded guy who was always there constantly that they banned
>>5543983Why bother coming to do a speedrun at one of these events? Did he expect pure silence then thunderous applause when he was finished? Narcissism incarnate.
>>5541522Beautiful woman
>>5545539it would be equally hot
>>5546069Do you mean blueglass? Or yellowe shirt guy (YSG)? dont know if he was ban thou
>>5522623is cosplay ok?
>>5543049Troon patrol. Speed running suicide
Nice
>be a gamer>become a trannywhy are they like this?
>>5549709Shadow the Hedgehog can explain it better than I can
>>5522895Luckily not, her tag is Cakes
>>5524382Chillin and Chudat always won the Xanadu PM weeklies. I used to watch all the time. Crazy to think local streams used to be so popular. Now nobody is watching that shit.
>>5522647good boy didn't relax
>>5529400All timer
>>5529388The thing is the video purposely stretches the truth for the narrative emp wants
>>5545538its not. look up cinnpie, she actually molested him
Insanely nuts that all of you have these trans totems to make you feel like you are still justified wasting your damned youth on video games.
>>5545529This is hilarious. What was even the point of the marching band and the chainsaw when it was just about the taste of cum in his mouth?
>>5538037>default defensiveness is calling someone gayanon was right
>>5551037Kek
>>5553096neat
>>5556122
>>5556123
>>5556125
>>5556122>>5556123>>5556125>>5556126
What a fat bitch.
what would you do if you saw your opponent do this?
>>5522651The awkward silence ruined it, this wasn't even that big of a deal until they overreacted.
>>5529400>I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will>1:12 baby! Till the day I fucking die!what a classic
>>5553096Huh. Apparently he said she sucked his dick.>I have never forced another person to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with me in anyway,She didn't even say she didn't do it. She just said he didn't say no.
>>5545529Werster is hilarious
kek
>>5530697This doesn't make sense. Some of these guys could make a shitton of money if they invested even a fraction of the time they put into speedrunning.
>>5556517>"yep, he's gonna shoot all of us in here."
>>5558330just a game, bro
>>5522646Mamacita
>>5543049AIDS train
>>5522625Even more cursed over time after everything thats happened with cosmo
>>5526793They are mentally ill but you're right. The cringe losers at these conventions are all some combination of autistic, socially awkward, timid, overly-sensitive, and nerdy. All of these things aren't just tolerated in women, they're considered attractive. For men these traits destroy your entire life. If only they could just flip a switch to be a girl, then they wouldn't be such freaks anymore. The reality is...well we've all seen what disgusting abominations these freaks become.With women, you have them being told their entire life that if they were a man they'd just automatically get a billion dollars and never have any hardships in life because men have it so easy. Then they get a swift kick in the cunt when they discover that being a 5'3" man is going to get you far more oppressed than being a woman ever will.People are convinced that all of their problems will disappear if they can just somehow magically change genders. They cling to this delusion so desperately they'll screech and cry at any common sense or logic that tells them they can't.
>>5522623Tuna Chan!
We'll never get funny smash moments like we used to because everyone either got cancelled or is deathly afraid of being cancelled. Even the venue in this video dropped smash because of some extremely petty shit that the smash community tried to cancel the tournament organizer over. It's mostly just a sign of the times we're living in. The internet and twitter ruined everything.
>>5556517Makes me a little sad knowing the girl who filmed this got enough views to kickstart her tiktok career.
>>5522659Dang, he had a chance not to be a raging faggot.
>>5562378Haha, CF's face kills me!
>>5562667it's krazam
>>5522625woman moment
>>5522623God I wish that were me
>>5537836classic
>>5543049what is wrong with me when i 100% unironically mean, i would do them all at the same time
>>5565013I think that means you're a faggot.
>>5522647>you know this your first time commentatingkek, both of these faggots are losers. bro takes himself way too seriously. why's this closet gay nigga being sperging over being touched for 2 seconds by some anxious pencilneck nerd faggot?
>>5562744most of them did
>>5522647some one tell black man abt 'yes and' when on stage
>>5556517Laugh, just like the white dude is doing.
>>5522644God why can’t she groom me
>>5522647He’s closeted gay like a high percentage of black men. It’s in their dna from being buck broken
>>5526946That's a FNAF scream if I've ever heard one.
>>5522623This thread has shown me that if you don't put your kids into sports early on, you're a bad parentHow much damage have nintendo and anime done to developing minds, I wonder
>>5562378I fucking love that game
>>5526946>>5529446obligatory edit
>>5565942Nice
>>5565942This is the reason I stick around!
>>5529586This is the best content? Who is that anyway?
>>5565942it's 1 of those things that fits so perfectly I feel like the speedrunner was trying to emulate her scream on purpose
>>5566592kek
>>5565760Anon, I will never put my kids into sports ever. The weekly penis inspections from coach are worse than vidya.
>>5543049>They do move in herds
>>5567654Well yeah, no one else wants to be anywhere near them.
>>5522671Is that Blueglass? I think he handled that well enough.
>>5566592Bosses get the 7777 thing?
>>5562424kek
So all these people are transgender today
>>5565013u r gae
>>5533882Wow I just understood this webm>girl thinks her boyfriend (probably the guy behind) is beside her and goes for a kiss>he's not there, but some other girl>too late she already has committed to it>other girl kisses her anyways either to spare her the embarrassment, for fun, or on some sort of lesbian impulse>guy behind is probably a boyfriend of one of the girls and looks confused and betrayed >the two girls probably scissored eachother later that night behind cuckboyI have ascended from autism. I am going to make it
>>5565942haha loud = funny! XD
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>>5522638'jak him
>>5569078I think the guy is just an unrelated party that is bewildered some girls just kissed right in front of him
>>5569256Brilliant
>>5539723its to do with conditioning. Read some self help books that focus on changing your thinking and behaving habits
>>5526923>>5528545>>5534182I'm so confused. Is it even possible to hear what he was responding to? And how is the yelled "okay" anywhere near as bad as the "you fucking shut your whore bag piece of shit cocksucking mouth".
>>5528092What's really impressive in this is that he did make input mistakes, but instantly corrected them. If he wasn't looking down I would have severely questioned if the blindfold was actually legit.Well, I questioned it enough to watch the mistakes in half speed multiple times regardless. Each mistake effectively had a sound cue, or rather a different sound fx than the expected fx. But because his reaction was so fast he was able to fix the mistake by walking back only the last 1-2 inputs, adding in the input he must have dropped, and then redoing the inputs he walked back before continuing as normal.Those corrections are the type of muscle memory course corrections that show he's encountered those mistakes while blindfolded many times, that show how much he has practiced.
does anyone have that one video of a speedrunning event (I don't think it was GDQ) where they read a donation that goes kinda like "I'm watching this with my wife's boyfriend's son" and the people on cam playing the game almost burst out laughing
>>5522628A king, a legend and a true soldier of the light.He will be remembered as the man that resisted the temptation of the thot and still received divine female blessing of sniff.
>>5536532https://files.catbox.moe/y1lb31.gifthis is all i know her from. its not porn, i just dont know how to shrink gifs.
>>5556122ugly bitches really do get a lot of mileage out of having breasts.
>>5522628>>5569491He's not sniffing the chair, he dropped something and was too awkward to take while she was there, also not much space and he would probably had to talk to her and be in a weird position to get it from the floor
>>5522647i dont understand why everyone is giving the black guy shit for telling the guy not to touch him, i guess he could've said it better but still
>>5522677I'm face-blind when it comes to Chillin and Game Dude
>>5569199it aint no noisier then the source video
>>5568628in the speedrun there's a boss called Materia Keeper where the runner sets the boss up with poison and intentionally chips its health down to 7777 with very specific attacks so the poison ticks for 7777damage and the boss essentially 1 shots itselfhttps://youtu.be/csFlOq6E0jA?feature=shared
>>5522895You can tell a biological male from a biological female if you really look, no matter how fucked up their hormones are. And that is 100% a woman
>>5522671Wtf is her problem
>>5569078No they just did it for attention and the guy just some fanboy fag, you're still autistic.
>>5570625Non chad
They asked the donation reader to read in a funny voice
