The holy trinity of starters: Straight Edition
At least you used the buzzword correctly.
OP is the gayest fag alive
>>55894349Ugly fat shitmons
>>55894349Venusaur and Swampert are straight? Nigger please I can already see your goblin face behind the screens
>>55894349fixed it
>>55894944>i FiXeD it>ruins itMany is such the cases
>>55894349>not a single anthroOP is the straightest chad alive
>all officially males>"straight edition"Kinda need the backing of the brand to make that claim kid. There's a reason "muh atey sebn persent" is a game mechanic, when it comes to presenting the designs to the world (I mean, take Meow for instance, 5 or 6 canon media appearances, every Meow shown off was invariably a girl. Either the odds are getting bucked HARD or they see the kitty with the 7:1 starter rate as a feminine design from the outset).If you weren't pretending to be straight, you'd understand this already.
>>55894965>scat and toilet event mons make a specific gender canonTumblr autism
>>55894967>scat and toiletNo one wants to hear your fetishes anon
>>55894944thank you
>>55894967>I'm mad because the girly mermaid pokemon is canonically female and that goes against my tranny obsession narrative
>>55894949>r*dditbob speak>>55894965this is what being cucked by Meganium does to you
>>55894981>event mons>canonlmao laugh at this retardnext you will tell me that rental pokemon are also canon
>>55894950More like gayest ape to have ever walked the earth.
>>55894985>NOOOOOO DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE [Arbitrary rule] Cope and seethe is all is needed to be said go on and call it "Tranny Seal" while you're at it
>>55894987furries/zoophiles are part of LGBT movement though
>>55894992>ummm this gameplay element is not canon but this out-of-story raid pokemon is canon>source: Tumblr sisters
>Primarina thread
there's already a similar thread for the tranny starters. why you fags are invading this one?
>game confirms what the rest of the franchise has been presenting certain starters as, going all the way back to Gen 2>this is tumblr autism because it contradicts anon's headcanon of femboi primarinaHark who's talking, kek.
>>55894997Tera raids are gameplay canon until you can prove otherwise >TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR What tumbr has to do with Pokemon?
>>55895003>Tera raids are gameplay canon until you can prove otherwiseprove that it's canon thenthey don't exist in anime or manga, nor part of any game's story>ummm i connect online to get big pokemon>it's c-canon>source: tumblr
>>55895005>Hasn't appeared yet = doesn't exist! Certified retard
>>55895009>"thing that never happened is canon">source: Tumblr
/pol/ has called they want their favorite autist back
>write the word "straight">LGBT & Js get madevery time
>>55895011>Thing that never happened Tera raids have appeared in the game nobody cares about manga and anime >Tumbr sperging again What tumblr has to do with Pokemon?
>>55894997>event Game Freak specifically set nature, stats, ability, moveset AND incidental effects for>not being a conon presentation of the pokémon, despite lining up with how it had been canonically presented in the pastFunny you don't hear the serpfags crying and their starter outright inspired by a female crossdressing as a man, but base the starter off a female with no man filter and the faggots do get upset.
>>55895020>Tera raids have appeared in the game nobody cares about manga and animeall my battles against my friends are canon too?are you mentally disabled?>What tumblr has to do with Pokemon?only tumblr faggots are this autistic about canon genders.all starters can be male or femaledilate
>Primarina being female is a bad thing now Just say you wanted a seal cock faggot
that's not what I said, retardo
>>55895022>all my battles against my friends are canon too?Sure >only [schizo babbling fanfics] Alright then
>>55895028>sureironic shitposting and trolling is against the rules
>>55895021/Thread
>>55895022>only tumblr faggots are this autistic about canon genders.So what's your handle there? Given you're getting autistic over canon genders only being gay about it?
>>55895032>ironic shitposting and trolling is against the rulesYeah that's why you should stop
you left you tranny trio thread to cry here because you were reminded that straight people existfuck off
>>55895046No one knows what you're talking about
>>55895046Actually well adjusted honest to god straight people aren't lusting over fictional creatures.
>>55894965Here's what the starter genders look like so far according to SV, is your mon a bro or sis anons
>>55895062>pick Popplio>game gave me a male oneWTF TUMBLR SISTERS YOU LIED TO ME!!!!
>>55894349>Straight Edition>None of the pokemon look like women which is what straight men are attracted to Faggots in denial: The thread
>>55894349But I'm gay and Swampert is my favorite starter. Am I straight now?
>>55895060>and other great lies to tell yourselfPokémon took over from Disney as "babbie's first furry awakening vehicle" since the 90's. Eddie Redmayne said watching the Lion King in the cinema as a kid was his sexual awakening and I'm of his vintage, but was got by Maid Marian two years prior to LK's release.You hanging around the decidedly gayer /vp/ today /= straight people don't find furry things sexy.
>>55895060But first, a word from my sponsor - Cadbury Chocolate.
>>55895103>CadburyOy vey
>>55895094>>55895103You know those have nothing to do with OP's favorite starters, right?
>>55894349>typhlosion>straightlollmao even
Pokemon?
>>55894349based because i would have sex with typhlosion
>>55894349>Typhlosion>Straight lol
>>55895111You know I wasn't replying to OP about his faggoty taste, right?>>55895110This is pre-boogyman 80's shit dumbass. Stay terminally-online and mentally deficient.
>>55894349This just reeks of homosexuality
>>55894349tranny edition*
>>55895175Why are you angry, Satan's chosen?
Charizard will forever be the best Fire starter ever no matter how much you want to be a contrarian.
>>55894349wtf is gay-ass bara shit?
>55895574>Charizard will forever be the best Fire starter ever no matter how much you want to be a contrarian.
>>55895576Sir, this is a gay only thread, please leave
>>55894998>Singing mermaidExactly, it's based on a creature that is female. Primarina was designed to be seen as female.
why the tiny hats and their woke slaves are seething ITT?
>>55895563Because I'm fucking done with afterbirths thinking furry is a new construct that pokémon just happened to start when they grew up. Shit, it wasn't even new to Japan in the 80's.
>>55895553Yeah, they need to somehow make designs all about them instead of taking canon as presented.
>>55895789that's a cool concept actually.too bad, Pokemon is funded by BlackRock since Gen 6the trannymons are now pushed into children to corrupt them
>they just can't help themselvesFurry is older than all of us here son. And Game Freak have been aware of it since growing up in Japan with Tezuka at the helm.
>>55895812>Venusaur, Typhlosion and Swampert aren't sexualized waifu furriesyep, this is the straight thread
>>55895825i beg to differ
for me it's typhlosion, sceptile, empoleon
>>55895831>fanartdoesn't count
>>55894349All female Pikachus CANONICALLY had straight tails until Gen 4 when they were given heart shaped tails.
>>55896233for >>55895789
>>55894349Haha, straight...
>>55894349actual high testosterone thread
>>55894349gayest thread on /vp/ right now
>>55896410forgot to attach pic
>>55896434trans icons
>>55896233Cool, that is called a retcon. Pikachu is also the mascot, thus gets special treatment beyond all other pokémon.Starters don't get gender differences even the subtle ones like Venusaur's seed or Torchic's spotting any more, now they've abandoned the "take animal, make starter" bit. And since they started basing shit off specific characters or gendered roles, they've by-and-large presented them very particularly to the point even Game Freak see exemplar specimens as being the gender they were portrayed as by the brand, on their orders (so no shit like female Greninja or no male delphox). Sorry made your husbando a girl, but that's what you get for being an oblivious gay.
>>55894965>>55894992>>55895021>>55895039>>55896462What flavor or autism is this?
low-T, small penis, gay thread
Sorry OP, try again.
>>55896735superb taste anon
>>55896643Trannism
>>55896643Aside from "Not being an obsessed retard"?
>>55895553>it's truelmao
>>55895016should have said white too, mr opressed
>>55894349they all look like they exclusively fuck male trainers.
>>55894349Boring faggots and Swampert.
>>55894349Venusaur is alright. Ugly as sin, but incredibly useful in just about any game you can obtain it in.Typhlosion looks cool, but IMO its viability isn't the greatest. OG > Hisuian though.And Swampert is just the best Water starter of all time. You really can't beat the HOENNNNN starters.
>>55894349They all look like they fuck the palm of their hand, because no male trainer would ever fuck one these hideous fagmons
>>55899946>>55899919>>55899499go back to your tranny trio thread
>>55900200Just go to /lgbt/ fag. You'll find the love and acceptance you crave there.Take your shit taste with you while you're at it.
>>55900211You shitters are arguing over Primarina and Delphox genders for days lmao /lgbt/ is for fags like you
>>55894349if this pic had Samurott, the board would get an ever bigger meltdown.
>>55900245Faggots have, because they can't handle their "muh ayte sebn pesent" crap being irrelevant to the franchise. So I suggest you get out the closet and go to /lgbt/, if you're going to insist everything's a trap, because you see dicks everywhere.>>55894965
>>55900368I have a slew of threads tabbed kid, that's how I browse the 'net - get a few discussions tabbed and keep flicking when they get lively. There's no point bumping with art, when it's only going to attract faggots like you, still smarting your tranny headcanons about a kiddy game series get Jossed by word of god.
>>55900347Ironically, Samurott gets some of the most consistent female fanart in terms of any starter. It's especially popular as a chubby girl/mommy figure.Not the straightest by any means since it still gets tons of fag art but it's probably higher up than most.
>55900398not reading lol
>>55894349Straight as in they're all canonically females that fuck their human male trainers?
Concession accepted though>>>/lgbt/ Away you go, chop-chop.
>>55900418More in the sense they're big burly males that fuck their female trainers.
>>55900418pokemon never think of sexthat's why they prefer fighting over making families
>>55900426I get it, you're a fag
>>55900435And you're projecting, hence why you started this thread with a gaybait trio and tried to claim it was straight.And all in response to a post made with canon female starters. It would be sad, if it wasn't so funny how easily you got worked.
>>55900499>hence why you started this threadmeds, now
>the meds gambitYou need 'em more than me, concession acceopted.
>>55894349There is nothing straight about this small dick energy thread
Too many triggered snowflakes ITT
>>55895792female machoke :^)
>>55901183troons hate masculine women and Femenine menThey tell them to transition
>>55896643I saw another character with this face but I can't remember who
>>55894349Canon starters of Red, Gold & Brendan.
>>55901423correct
>>55901423wrongBrendan has treecko
up-phloshion
>>55901423Never going to pick Cyndaquil, I don't care about Silver>55900418Go back to your shitty thread, or your forced substitute thread
>>55901176Not in this one
>>55895173cute boyfriends
>>55900594stop projecting
>>55901361wouldn't that make male primarina not a trannymon?or are you a typical low-iq /pol/ baboon who mindlessly screeches about imaginary troons?
small dick, low-testosterone, gay thread
>small dick, low-testosterone, gay thread
>>55905238KEK
>>55894349miss me with that gay bara garbage, homo
>>55905257stop projecting
obese, stinky, ugly fags posting fat and ugly male pokemon ITT
>>55894349That Typhlosion art is clearly made by a furryporn artist, anon, who are you trying to kid? Or are you going to say it appeared to you on google?
>>55905269the best art of a character will always be drawn by people who want to fuck that character
seething self-inserters ITT
>>55900360>>55900594>>55905232>>55905584lmao
>>55905387apparently calling a pokemon "straight" makes woke sisters mad for some reasonguess they will always be insecure with or without pride months and pandering
>>55905222Popplio is boy-ish, ends up girlyThat makes him a tranny, sorry...
>>55905954mega evolution saved Ampharos from suffering the same thing
>>55894982>reddit>censoring own words>cuckedyou talk like someone who's online 24/7 you sexless faggot
>>55906606Don't forget to repost the Vaporeon copypasta, buddy!
>>55896735agree
saur
Aah, yes, the homosexual edition
>>55907734>>55907763Cute
>>55909803Cute as well
Bias aside and taking fan reception into account I think it's...- Grass: Torterra or Decidueye/Meowscarada depending if you like monstrous or anthro starters- Fire: Charizard or Typhlosion (Hisuian included) for being by far the most iconic ones - Water: Greninja or Primarina for being easily the best designed modern starters in general
the gay parade (this thread) continues
>>55911005>Typhlosion >IconicLOL!
>>55911009>being the most popular starter in the gen right after pokemania/pokemon's peak popularity isn't iconicYou could argue it's due to Gen 1's popularity but it really doesn't matter, Typhlosion is almost surely more beloved than your favourite. The truth is Fire starters peaked early and only got worse as time went on.
>>55911006
>>55911018He's right thoTyphlosion was lucky to be created at the right time to take advantage of Charizard's popularity and the terrible distribution of its type.
Why troonies are seething ITT?I thought they are valid and straight people existence don't mean anything to them?
>>55911122Because they're desperate for human dick and keep projecting their fetish
>>55911111check em
>>55911111MF QUINTSThis is indeed a gay thread
>>55911111You can drink as much of my cum as you want, anonchecked btw
>>55911111woah
>>55894349Undeniable
>>55894349these are /vp/'s favorites
>>55912103those would be pokemon with dedicated threadsI don't see any threads of them here right now
>>55913529true, I used the wrong termthose are the "I want /vp/ to approve my taste" starters
>>55894967>Typlosion joke out of nowhere
>>55911111THOSE TWO PUNKS STOLE MY FUCKING CUM
>>55915039>retarded comment out of nowhere
>>55915055>xhe doesn't knowNewfag, you'll soon know.
>>55915071>It's Prime Day
>>55915051kek
>>55915071>post new pokemonpot, kettle
>>55894349The Unholy Homosexuality of Starters: Gay Edition
>>55894349The holy trinity of starters the make trannies seethe for days
>>55911111KEK
Yep, this is the gayest thread ever
this thread just reeks of gayness, guys
You managed to pick three of the faggiest starters to exist, congratulations
>55918475>You managed to pick three of the faggiest starters to exist, congratulations
>>55918486download it/spoiler]
>>55911111lel
>>55918475wrong thread
hi there
Best firebros coming through!
>>55919645cute
>>55918486Charizard is welcome here
>>55894944Bless you anon. When will Typhlosionfags learn?
>>55919900>Blind retard can't tell the difference between a sponge and Typhlosion When will Typhlosionhaters learn?
>>55919988Is the sponge with us in the room right now?
>>55894349best opinion ever made on 4chan
>>55894349>Charizard: furry>Blastoise: bara>Meganium: too girly with high male rate>Feraligatr: bara>Blaziken: furry>Sceptile: furryyeah, Venu, Typhlo and Pert are the straight choices
>>55894349MY HEROES!...and some kind of frog monster
>>55894965It would be fucking hilarious if the Terra Raid Meowscarada was male.Imagine the seethe.
>>55921168I see Incineroar and Meowscarada hiding in fear right now
Rillagod escaped
>>55895103>each new version is way worse than the previouslol
>retarded faggots posting unrelated starters
>>55923533Yes, the seething snowflakes
>>55894965Who gets invited the girls sleep over? The girls and the GAY guy.Straight males get invited to the guys only sleep over.
>>55894998What? How is Primarina trans? Best you're getting is femboy, and the same applies to male Gardevoir, Hatterene, Froslass, etc.
>>55924245 (Me) >FroslassWhoops, tard moment
>>55924245>Hattereneyou did it again anon
>>55896643It is known as NO HOMO. They hate to try to look straight.
sorry, tranniesflooding the thread with gay bara shit won't make your shitmons straight in anyway
cry some more, flakie
proof that faggots prefer posting in straight people threads than having to deal with the annoying gay people in gay threads
Gayest thread on this board
>>55894349Only in your opinion.
>>55925828maybe lol
>>55926278>>55926341
>>55915051>Redditbob
cool thread
>Straight Edition >it's all barafaggotry
>>55920251>charizard and sceptile>furries>typhlosion>not furryare you okay anon?
>>55905238Jewzee
>>55929643>>55929666they deserve to be the first in the dex because they are peak
>>55929735hard agree
You are that desperate to make your Incineroar a straightmon at least don't use gay furry art
>>55895768>yfw your local walt dysney was a barely closeted furry and brap coomerBased
This thread became much better than another "two legs bad, four legs good" circlejerk
>>55930526It was good until the invalids got triggered and started to spam their gay art and replies
the holy trinity of starters (chad edition)
>>55930910agree
>>55919900kek
>>55930913Rillaboom>ChesnaughtFeraligatr>Swampert
>>55931686the holy trinity of starters (thad edition)
>>55930910disagree
