RUN, DON'T WALK, TO UNION CAVE AND CATCH A LAPRAS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!
>>55901531johto's like 8 feet wide, just walk, lazy ass.
>>55901485GBC games can play online now with emulators.>>55901505Yeah, a new one spawns every week. Not sure why you'd need to catch more than one though since they can breed.>>55901531You have a bicycle.
oops i forgot, gonna pkhex one of my gen 2 boxmons to a lapras lol
>>55903780Why are pokefags too lazy to play their games
>NPC method: catching Lapras on Friday>chad method: changing the in-game time to Friday>gigachad method: >>55903780
Both normally pink. Both have a unique blue shiny. Both learn transform. What's the secret connection between Mew and Ditto?
>>55901926he was the composer
>>55901412Same person that said Kyurem might've been even fused with pikachu before making BW2 when BW constantly scream "Kyurem and zekrom are the same creature". Same person that says pokemon has no lore and he resets his brain.And he even blatantly admitted he doesnt make the lore at all when somebody asked him about zacian and zamazenta's inspirations, he said ohmori thought about that lol. >>55901406ditto is a failed laboratory abortion clone
>>55904340>newfagHe was also Tajiri's bestie, a co-studio founder and director of Gen 2 when Tajiri melted down trying to get that made before becoming series director with Gen 3. But you afterbirths only know him from the memes, I know.
>>55901412>>55904444Masuda can’t even keep his own stories straight >Arceus is the top god among godsto>Arceus is not a godreplying to two different questions Both of these from the man who wrote DiaPer’s lore
>>55904963I think you should get a job
We were robbed
>>55902203>personally i think original sneasel became mienfoodidnt realize i deleted half my sentence and accidentally sounded deranged about this lol
>>55880100holy shit
>>55890077>The ears could have easily been added to it.are you schizo
>>55902162>tfw /vp/ had the most kino match against /sp/ this sunday
>>55890077brutha just dropped in from the bald mantine reality, give that man his little flippers back
ITT: fat ugly shitmons
>>55904263kek
>>55904280>>55904338Xister is so fucking mad it can't spam bort and gen 5 bad in every gameplay thread anymore or it'll be banned for inciting genwars.
>>55904822Dubs of pure unrestrained murder.
>>55904170>shitmon>posts a mon that has been competitively viable since gen 1. Kill yourself retard Tera normal ESPEED with the ice panther as a doubles partner is busted.
Based janny doing its job, but you missed one >>55904825
the anime should have let Ash catch Diancie if they wanted to give him a mega that much in XY instead of that shitty frog>B-But Ash isn't allowed to catch lege...first Diancie is a mythicalsecond this "rule" was stupid to begin with since he eventually gets a melmetal in Alola>B-But then it would be literally impossible for him to get Burasto Ban?Well yeah thats the point, it was poor decision to make him lose this league which is why they get rid of him after Journey, if Ash won the Kalos league, journey would never happen.
>>55905477Really Ash not being able to use Gen 6's gimmick was a bizarre choice, especially when Charizard, Pidgeot and Heracross both got Megas.
>>55905504>permamently stuck in the midevo leaf form and not the girly final flower formYes
>>55905504>posts the most hated pokemon from the most hated season of the anime You just proved their point
>>55905477>it was poor decision to make him lose this league which is why they get rid of him after Journey, if Ash won the Kalos league, journey would never happen.Are you still crying because your self-insert lost a fucking league?
Full-life sigilyph (New post, no reupload)
>>55905166>Although we did lose the file name...vertplazaYACounterpart to the Gogoat one
>>55905189Yes.
>>55905189>>55905159>>55905141-pokemon players see thing on 4 legs-"its a dawwwgggg"Literal down syndrome child brains
>>55905212
>>55905173The Sycamore ancestor vs Lysandre ancestor and XZ vs YZ thing kinda implies it. Unless its just something like PLA where at the climax you just choose the box legendary you want to fight and the story is identical just swapping out Xerneas for Yveltal etc.
>both peaked on the DS>newest installments are objectively the worse in the franchise Did Nintendo lose its touch?
>>55901709>Smash UltimateOverpriced DLC worse online than smash 4>Mario Odyssey Probably marios worst 3d platformer second only the sunshine >BOTW Wii U game>Pikmin 4Worse game in the franchise with brain dead AI still decent >Metroid DreadDecent metroidvania but hardly original and plenty of alternatives >Kirby and the Forgotten LandActual Great game only original one on this list
>>55905458>Ultimate is teh bess because uhhh big bloated rosterGod, can't wait for Smash 6 to come so you Ultimate losers can die off with WiiU fags.
>>55898623The dexcut isn't really as big of a deal people make it out to be from the perspective of just playing through the story. Most Pokemon in the National dex aren't available natively anyway.
>>55905493>metroidvaniaYou had everything right but here. Metroid isn't soulsvania tranny arpg slop. It's Metroid, a search action game.
>>55905458>That's where 2D games were perfectedIt wasn't, but I'm not gonna take time on a Pokémon board to argue with you why most of Nintendo's IPs on the SNES were better on the NES or N64. If you like those games that's fine (I like a lot of them too), but I find it hard to believe that nostalgia isn't pulling most of those beliefs.
UM HELLO? SLUDGE BOMB???
>>55905450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zxJFYSnoK4
>>55905465i love slop!i love slime!i love sludge!i love to roll in the muck and grime!
>>55905431*tries to figure out who this is*uhhh... UHHHHH... LEDIAN????
>>55905480>swoshi bootlicker can't readKill yourself Joe
>>55905483i was close tho :P
Who is your favorite pokehebe?
>>55903794Nice marnslop
>>55904569But hebe refers to pubescent girls. 10 is usually too young to be pubescent.
>>55904597I didn't know it was possible to have taste this shit. Who the fuck hates tanlines??
>>55905455I sure as hell do.
>>55905467That's crazy. They're so hot
Cringe. Sadly the fandom is made up of these scourges
He’s right doe Dawn and Serena were peak
i don't understand people trying to insult the unova starters by saying chandelure is more popular than them, as if chandelure isn't one of the coolest pokemon ever created
How do you like Pokemon enough to come to a dedicated board for it and you still care about starters?
>>55905364>please stop noticing how impressively shitty the unova starters are
>>55905371Next you're going to tell me you use legendaries too.
>>55905384>please be a campaignshitter like me
>>55905404>campaignniggas be on cawadoody here.
>18 are locked behind postgame>6 are version exclusive, meaning three are unobtainable without trading>3 are event only>only 9 are obtainable before postgameAnd that's before going into the other issues like>no megas for any kalos pokemon, meaning if you want an all-gen 6 team, you will not be able to use megas>4 of them are for the gift kanto starters, meaning you will only get to use 1 without trading>the aggronite and houndoominite are exclusive to y, but the pokemon themselves are exclusive to x>vice versa with the tyranitarite and manectricite in xSo, realistically, you have about 5 Megas available to you before the post-game in XY without trading or cheats. Thank God ORAS fixed these issues. Hopefully LZA redeems XY's Mega Stone distribution, as well as gives a bunch of Kalos Pokémon Megas.
>>55905376Well I got to go around the region getting stronger and stronger and slowly build up my team so yeah
>Introduce a new gimmick into a generation>Give it to none of the new pokemon of that generation except one>It's for a legendary>That legendary only gets it a gen after the introduction of the gimmick and regionWhy
>>55905406>wtf why didn't they give this gimmick where the entire point is new designs to these pokemon that are already new designs>my autism makes me physically incapable of using the other 650 pokemon in the series
>>55905052>It's almost as if a gimmick that only applies to a small number of monsThey've literally never done this unless you count the stupid special ones which are basically reskins anyway.
>>55905052/Thread
Do you have a /vp/ gf yet /vp?
>>55904357It's not the same when it's some thot trying to sell their nudes, girls who post nudes for free are a true blessing
fortunately my gf does not care about pokemon and neither do i really these days, except when it comes to playing romhacks. instead i got the femcel mmo gamer special gf
>>55904495>constantly go after "loser" women>they still reject mehow the fuck you niggas get femcel gfs...
>>55903224I'd love one
>>55903224Living in Japan, you’d be amazed how many girls look like Lacey. It’s whiplash every time but its really shocking how identical she looks to someone you see everyday on the subway.
What if they replaced the Pokemon artists with AI?
They would never do that because the AI would probably give all the female characters cleavage. Can't have that these days.
>>55905241>muh DEI boogeymanYou have to go back>>>/pol/tard
AI trained on gen 1-2 designs would 100% make better designs than the slop GF has been shitting out gen 4+
>>55904546>>55904524Like moth to a fire.>>55904512It'd certainly save them money, which GF and TPC love doing the most, but the backlash probably wouldn't be worth it.
>>55905254sorry, didn't mean to trigger youI'll say "nigger" npcs next time
Yesterday's thread kinda went down the shitter, so I wanna try and get a proper one.I like Avalanche. shit's STRONG. If I have the ability to run it on a bulky physical pokemon, I'm going to. shit's GOOD. Combo's stupid well with Ice Shard, too.
>>55904136i hate close combat. The description is vague in a way that allows basically anything to learn it, and there's no downside to spamming it if you're fast enough.
Gen 3 aurora beam is probably my favorite animation. As far as usage goes I have no favorite, I like sets that fit the pokemon's lore rather than slapping whatever's strongest on it, especially in newer gens where everything gets relatively wide distribution.
>>55902139Water Shuriken
>>55902427>meteor beamI wish this didn't require a turn to charge.Would've been absolute fucking perfection.
>>55902427>>55905158i wish it didn't fucking miss. missing a meteor beam is the worst feeling.
