adorablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FSQ-ib1cg
>>41090763>SpikeSkip it.
>>41090763>Spikebased
>>41090763>Spikeinto the trash it goes
>>41090763>Spikecutest
>>41090763>Spikemarge?
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087498I don't want to be 'that guy', but this is dangerously close to anthro.
>>41089920Dash is really making me real nervous getting so close to a filled flask over a bunsen burn without eye protection
>>41090351She's got retard protection. Dash will be fine. The rest of the lab might be another story though.
BANGBANGBANGBANG*>Hey, anon! I’m back!>Thanks for taking care of my egg for me! Not gonna lie, I kinda, completely lost track of time and forgot all about the time I laid that, haha. Sorry.>Until today! I was over at Applejack’s, right? I was watching her pull eggs out her chickens assholes by hoof, like she always does, and then I’m like, “I wonder what it would be like to lay one of those?”>And then I was all like, “Wait a minute, Rainbow, you spastic retard! You DID lay one of those! You asked anon to take care of it, remember???”>And then I flew over to your place as fast as I could!!! And then I headbutted the door a bunch of times!!!! Like this!!!*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGCRASH*>rainbow smashes her head clean through the door you were already holding open>Whoops, my bad, haha. Now about that egg! Where is the little fella? Didja remember to keep him warm?
>>41086685>Birth literally shredded her lower body
>>41086452holy shit, anon
>>41085862Ponies are mammals and do not have cloacas. >>41086403Lars and the real girl but sad. Time for the PAIDS program.
>>41087763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb-gd2K6UiE
Previous: >>40828366ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088953Yes!
>>41089775My heart is racing
>>41089775>>41090158>>41090523My heart is racing and my cock is erect.
Does he have two?
>>41090712To begin with, that's a she.
>>41090712Tips on his penis yes absolutely
Poll: https://forms.gle/vESfuNz9y7Lz3nSD8Poll Results: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd16-j1C3i3zoceYh_RHTlgqvihYrEV9ANUYghjkgESaxkFiw/viewanalyticsWhile I think Best Night Ever is a great episode, Make New Friends But Keep Discord is top 10 material for me. Discord and Fluttershy together are super cute, Pinkie and Discord were hillarious together, The Smooze's presence and everyone's reactions to him (including Discord obviously not giving a shit) were hilarious. Celestia enjoying the chaos was awesome. Tree Hugger was cool and it was great to see Fluttershy with a friend who was like her. We got more of Fluttershy being properly assertive. Discord's awkward antics at the gala were hillarious. Maud Pie gave the greatest roast. We got to see the ponies in great dresses. There's some fun action with the Smooze and the way Trehugger calmed him down was awesome. The character interactions are so freaking great and natural here. There's just so much to enjoy here and it nailed Discord and Fluttershy's characterizations. Funniest episode of the show imo.As for the dresses, I prefer the Best Night Ever dresses for Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. I prefer the Make New Friends But Keep Discord dresses for Rarity and Fluttershy.
Bump
>>41083971they put all the effort in the hairstyle, wich looks good sure
>>41083971Bottom ones would be better if they only kept the shoes
>>41083971Why didn't the show have any more galas?
>>41090166bumping for this
>Fine! I admit it! I fuck human men! Is that what you all wanted me to say?! Well then listen up cause I’m only going to say it once! I fuck human men! Do you hear me Maretime Bay!? AHHHHHH!
>>41088716>The goyim lowered his standards to a lower level of quality
>>41087137>>41087729aight, i'll try to gen some morehooman x pone is annoying to gen tho
>>41085487If anyone is prompting Posey in a skintight latex suit would be nice
>>41089224Thanks, I await anything you make eagerly, doesn't necessarily have to be Posey x human.
>>41089224Some Posey stills are fine too, I like solo stuff
>Pinkie Pie has all the ponies in Ponyville rallied together to make ape and monkey related jokes about you What do you do without indicating that you’re mad?
>>41089943>anon says as everypony laughs even harder
one day pinkie pie is going to make a disturbing looking human flesh suit costume that all the ponies think is hysterical but to you looks like a fucked up skinwalker
>>41087581God damn Pinky why do you have to do Lanky so fucking dirty like that?
>>41087553I get in on the joke and start flinging my shit everywhere, making sure to get some of it in their mouths, I then bodly announce that I have aids and that the pool is closed.
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>This is it, Anon. Just you and me, no more friendship, no more elements of harmony to save you from my->... What? I'm... Stinky?>Well... Whatever weird distraction you're trying to create, it won't work.>Nothing will, not now. Every moment I've spent practicing magic for the last two months? It was spent perfecting a very special spell, Anon.>One created by yours truly to kill humans as slowly, and as painfully as->What!? Ugh, NO it's not my "glimmy spell!" Stop calling it that!>You are REALLY ruining this for me...>But it doesn't matter, because once you're gone, nopony will ever->THE GREEN STREAK IN MY HAIR IS NOT BOOGERS!>Anon, take this seriously! I'm gonna kill you, you're gonna die!>You know, any SANE monkey would be running for its life by now!>SWEET CELESTIA PUT YOUR DICK AWAY-
>>41090641I have been defeated yet again
>>41090641Go ahead, hit me with your best shot. It wont unrape you
Slide thread.
>>41087364impressed how writers here have this ability to describe the most normal thing in the most sexual way possible.
>>41086468Are you also doing the 10 year anniversary posts? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/05/pillowsgif.html
>>41086468Imagine how comfy it is to slide into those pillows. I can fully understand Rainbow Dash's motivation here.
>be Rainbow Dash>slides>lands on pillows>fun.jpeg
Mares with their humans
>>41088660>>41088849Based.
>>41088660>>41088691>>41088849wtf mare is for care
>>41088849Here
bumping this, I like these dog ponies
Also, choose your pony.
>>41090153Probably a repeating series of colors, start with red and ends with purple
>>41090144IWTCIPSRD
>>41089935>The zombies are EqG variants
Then itd be awesome
bump.
You reach Equestria, but it's right as the Independence Day Aliens show upYrE at the start of a Noah-level floodYrE but Daybreaker refuses to lower the sunYrE but all of the above are truepic not rel, I'm bored as hell.
>>41089045rape Daybreaker and die in flood. I haven't watch independence day, so get zapped my aliens too or something haha
>>41089045>YrE but Daybreaker refuses to lower the sunI get to live on a fucking sick tidally locked world AND there's Daybreaker? Sign me up!
discuss
It could it would just be more irony poisoned and have more quips thrown in.
>>41089872Why not?
>>41089872There's a guy Lindyman who talks about the "Vulgar Wave", I think Max G was riding the last bit of that https://lindynewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/vulgar-wave
>>41089872bump.
This image is hella cute
bump!
