"We Are So Back" Edition.I have recently been thinking about one greentext I read ages ago (2016-2017, I think?).Upon deciding to find it and read it again, I witnessed a truly horrible sight: most of the pastebins are dead, especially for my favourite greentexts.The time has come for the thread to come back. Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead):http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5The promt that Started It All:>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
>>41090038>"I'm back!" she says opening the door. She comes with a tray and two glasses of apple juice.>She awkwardly closes the door with her foot, then walks towards you.>If you had had just one 1 more IQ point, you would have rushed to help her, but no. Sonata trips and spill the juice on you."Eep!">"I-I'M SORRY!!">She puts the tray and glasses away, and stands there panicking and not knowing what to do.>You are soaking wet, along with the bedsheets.>"I-I know! Y-You should change clothes!">What.>NO.>You hold tightly onto your shirt expecting the worst to happen, but Sonata runs towards your wardrobe instead and picks a shirt and some pants at random.>"This will be fine! Now go!">Sonata pulls you up and then guides you to your own bathroom.>She pushes you in and slams the door, leaving you alone.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41090049>You sit with Sonata on the floor, go over everything you've taught her today just in case, and finally, at last, take on equations.>You had had literally no faith on Sonata, but now, you could almost believe the impossible was possible."How long can you stay?">"Dunno?""You don't know?">"Well, Aria doesn't care about me," oh dear, "and I already told Adagio I'd be late, but I guess she'll be pissed if I take too long.""Adagio is your mom?">"She's my sister. We don't have a mom," she says casually.>Yeeah... With all the clues she's dropped so far, her family situation doesn't seem too nice.>"Wait, I've got an idea! What if I--?""Let's get this done before 8 then, shall we?" you say before she accidentally emotionally blackmails you into something you don't want.>Sonata nods anyway, looking very determined.>Are you a bad enough gal to teach Sonata quadratics in one and a half hour? Find out when I muster the motivation to keep going.
>>41090056Good job, love it so far.
>>41090685Cute
Fluttershy weighs in on a hotly debated topic.
Tall slender, relatively flat fluttershy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Big titty cumbrain baitAlso, she’s mostly vegetarian so she isn’t gonna be super thick
>>41089653I could watch this gif for hours
>>41089653wow this is actually pretty good, usually gifs on here are compressed to hell to fit the 4mb limit. Or slow as shit to load and play.
>>41089653noice gif
>>41090275It's pretty good isn't it?
Does anyone still remember the JoJo threads?
>>41088187No greens
>>41088187NO
>>41089349>not "reatard"one job
>>41087339>500 replies>12 postersBecause only like a dozen people care.
>>41089349fixed
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41089282Can't wait to see them Patreon nipples!
>>41088669Howdy sailor
>>41090586>once again Applejack's nerves got the better of her and she couldn't talk to anon
>>41090586Sad
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40975992
>>41087752*slap*
>>41088419Butt of wrath
What a lovely day for a walk to page 10!
back to page 1!
Hard to sleep with a full bladder.
>>41043748Kek, that's so cute. I need that.
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pony works hard for masterShe's addicted to cuddles
>What the heck is this?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup was the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, competed at the event.>What part of the tournament are we in?WE FUCKING WON 2-1/sp/ LOST>How did /mlp/ play in their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/Sun. Apr 28th, 19:40UTC /biz/ 4 - 6 /mlp/Sat. May 4th, 18:20UTC /mlp/ 4 - 4 /v/7 points, top of the group, and confirmed elite for Summer!>Where to watch?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html (stream)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Shit, I missed it.
>>41091129It was horrible, Anon. Horrible!
So this is how the cup ends huh? Not with a bang, but with a missing trophy cutscene
>>41091253
Put her in, she will bee the change that /mlp/ needs for it's 3rd star
1: open paint2: close your eyes3: draw a mare of your choiceNo retries allowed. you may then color it with bucket tool but adding more strokes is prohibitedThis here is Fluttershy
>>41089603Some would call this "artstyle"
Bump.
Here's a Cherry Berry. Turned out better than I was expecting.
adorablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FSQ-ib1cg
>>41090763>SpikeSkip it.
>>41090763>Spikebased
>>41090763>Spikeinto the trash it goes
>>41090763>Spikecutest
>>41090763>Spikemarge?
At the sight of this soft and weak looking faggot, it makes me (hairy man with a square jaw) want to plop him on the ground, pin him down with all my weight and fuck him mercilessly in his stallion ponut-pussy while he whimpers and begs me to stop with his feminine voice.
>>41090079Hitch is super annoying, at least Rufus is a very talented working man and Hoofdini would impress him more than Pipp's CGI slop capemovie she forced him to star in.
>>41051653Heh, that got a chuckle outta me.
>>41090138>>41090379Hitch, not """Hitch"""
>>41090138>>41090379Hitch's character getting assassinated is bad enough without fags like you double-tapping it
>>41090500Hitch-in-name-only
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087498I don't want to be 'that guy', but this is dangerously close to anthro.
>>41089920Dash is really making me real nervous getting so close to a filled flask over a bunsen burn without eye protection
>>41090351She's got retard protection. Dash will be fine. The rest of the lab might be another story though.
What are some old fan theories you liked, that turned out not to be true? I was POSITIVE that Flurry Heart was a Changeling queen nymph. Pic rel seemed to confirm it, and baby-replacing is literally the No. 1 thing changelings are known for in old fairytales. Plus that would explain WHY she came out as an "Alicorn". The nymph kid just doesn't know how to properly disguise yet.The real Flurry Heart would be a Pegasus or something and she would be stolen by Chrysalis the moment she was born, and raised to hate her biological parents and all of Ponykind. Meanwhile, Chrysalis would meet up with the Changeling nymph when she was a teenager and reveal everything to her and try to get her to betray Shiny and Candy.
>>41089159Flurry Heart is destined to defeat Chrysalis in mortal combat and take over her place as Queen of the Hive.
>>41090026>lives in the treehouseWe see she has an own room in flight to the finish (S3) Absolutely no sign of her parents regardless until that fever dream episode My guess is Faust intended for her to be orphaned but it was deemed too dark by HasbroInstead of rewriting anything, they just left it out completely Scootaloo had such massive potential that was never but touched on in all of her episodesSleepless in Ponyville kinda tackled it and then we never saw anything meaningful of that sisterly attitude again between Scoot and RDHer inability to fly was also only mentioned once in FttF and for the rest of the show seemingly unbothered by it The Washouts was OK, but it came too late and felt worthless at that pointA crippled orphaned filly was just too much for a kid's show I guess
>>41090026You can't just post this without the endingThat's brutal
>>41089159>What are some old fan theories you liked, that turned out not to be true?The elements of harmony was created by celestiaChrysalis was the lost princess the crystal ponies were referring toRarity is sweetie belle's momthe wonderbolts being a group of elite flyers
>>41090889>the wonderbolts being a group of elite flyersare they not?
The returnGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3831846>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089859Long Dick
>>41055239>>41055288rip
>>41090155F
This reminds me of Artificial Academy 2 but even more autistic
BANGBANGBANGBANG*>Hey, anon! I’m back!>Thanks for taking care of my egg for me! Not gonna lie, I kinda, completely lost track of time and forgot all about the time I laid that, haha. Sorry.>Until today! I was over at Applejack’s, right? I was watching her pull eggs out her chickens assholes by hoof, like she always does, and then I’m like, “I wonder what it would be like to lay one of those?”>And then I was all like, “Wait a minute, Rainbow, you spastic retard! You DID lay one of those! You asked anon to take care of it, remember???”>And then I flew over to your place as fast as I could!!! And then I headbutted the door a bunch of times!!!! Like this!!!*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGCRASH*>rainbow smashes her head clean through the door you were already holding open>Whoops, my bad, haha. Now about that egg! Where is the little fella? Didja remember to keep him warm?
>>41086685>Birth literally shredded her lower body
>>41086452holy shit, anon
>>41085862Ponies are mammals and do not have cloacas. >>41086403Lars and the real girl but sad. Time for the PAIDS program.
>>41087763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb-gd2K6UiE
