ITT: Products that trigger /an/
>>4798425You aren't suppossed to go on ten hour death marches with the thing
>>4791488lol fluffies
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Does Burt Ward's crazy ass dog food really makes you dog immortal?
>>4789316Yes Yes
Post some songs about animals.I've listened to these two songs about every week for the past year because they remind me of my cat that died in December.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aMBrD0umo
SPELLLING - Emperor with an Egghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgQtzjpIBgReally good penguin song
https://www.discogs.com/release/1245945-Jim-Nollman-Playing-Music-With-Animals-The-Interspecies-Communication-Of-Jim-Nollman-With-300-Turkeyhttps://www.discogs.com/release/5422105-Peggy-Seeger-Animal-Folk-Songs-For-Children
Two different songs both named and about cuckoos.• Lemon Bucket Orkestrahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ONIZGeIevj8• Abby the Spoon Lady (and some dude I couldn't give a halfpenny shit about, Les Blackwell)https://youtube.com/watch?v=TjPp2TNqRgk
Simon & Garfunkel – Who Will Love a Little Sparrowhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Igsh2y_c8XQ
Malvina Reynolds• LittleRed Henhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yQGw5lArivE• Says the Bee https://youtube.com/watch?v=KUlTwR1NyVs• Rabbits Dance https://youtube.com/watch?v=NNu2admHxik• The Albatross https://youtube.com/watch?v=eF7_M6t7EGIThe Whale https://youtube.com/watch?v=gIlVPdMzqCA• The Little Mousehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=HdEQnyk1AtAYou might know her as the singer of the Weeds themesong, Little Boxes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is a fish.
>>4797789Evidence/source/proof?
>>4797842Nta but have you ever heard of the tale about the carp and the waterfall
>>4798046I don’t like where this is going…
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>>4797775Yum.
Imagine being able to eat the floor. How can carnivores ever compete?
>>4795423Imagine being able to eat your neighbor. How can herbivores even compete?
>>4796392Me too man. Epic yak
>>4795423by eating them?
>>4795423>have to spend 6 hours a day eating just to survive>have to spend another 8 hours a day eating the food a second time because its so hard to digestyeah sounds wonderful as opposed to>let the Herbies do the hard part and then just eat the Herbies
>>4796386i fucking kneel snakechad
I'd personally put them pretty low. I think out of hand we can dismiss the idea that there was ever a land animal that weighed over 200 tons, but the ocean holds many secrets. Whether any of the incomplete ichthyosaurs we know from only sections of jawbones were as big as the blue whale is, they do prove that VERY large bony animals can fairly secret to our fossil hunters. And that's only within the areas of Earth that we can search for fossils. All fossils hidden under the ocean bed or the ice caps of Antarctica (probably a majority of fossils on Earth) are complete secrets to modern man. Not to mention animals who would not usually fossilized. If there existed a 500 ton Precambrian ocean worm, chances are we'd never get a fossil of it, at least not one big enough to prove the total size of the beast
>>4798713t. Inferior human roastoid
>>4796078theres no way something like that existed
>>4797738DAMN that boy thicc
there had to be some giga sea monster in the cretaceous period that mustve mogged the blue whale
>>4799299Nope.
Does anyone else huff their cat? Why do they smell good?
>>4791949Brain damage ever since the day he was born
>>4795321>shitty series is relevant again because of porn baitMy only wish in this life is to kill as many coomers as I can.
Dogs smell amazing. Like a meadow in the middle of a cedar grove. Cats smell neutral at best. Like dirt.
>>4797387What? If anything it’s more relevant than ever. And it’s still fun. >>4797394This is gigacope
>>4793003human beings are so vile
>Casually is a living fossil
>>4799432If Odonata are such successful predators, then how come no other insects have evolved a similar body plan? Have they just outcompeted everything that otherwise would have? The closest thing to an exception I can think of are antlions.
>>4799438A bunch of robber flies are pretty similar
>>4799438>have evolved a similar body plan?Because that isn't how evolution worksThe median phases are likely less fit in a present environment, thus aren't selected for
anything goes
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>>4798877I think you’d be hard pressed to argue that
>>4798271>Get two monkeys to cling to each other>Drop in water tank>Each time one tries to let go to swim to the surface the other panics and clings harder, dragging both of them down
Primates are pretty stupid, they do not ask questions....
>>4799197yuphttps://youtu.be/Q8LSkWzo2jE
>it's an animal that moves around with no legs somehow>yeah it just ummm.... slithers... yes we assure you that makes perfect sense>and it looks like this inside, don't question how it works this is 100% realdo you really believe this shit?
>>4799371Yah sorry, thought I already reduced that one, but nah
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>>4799391Images are from 'Dictionary of Symbols' by J. E. Cirlot
Lovely Beasts Editioncont. from >>4787478GearRay Allen Manufacturing: Tactical Dog Gear | Police and Military K9 (https://www.rayallen.com)Kurgo: High Quality Outdoor Adventure Dog Gear Products (https://www.kurgo.com)AVOID: Weight Pull Harness, X-Back Harnesses, and Sledding Harnesses. Pulling IS Dangerous.ALWAYS: Size CorrectlyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4799125Some dogs are highly intelligent and others are notThe dumber they are, the better at obedience they are without requiring neurosis (“drive”) so most of the western world is going to purposefully smash and slam their brains given enough time
>>4799129lol implying the rest of the planet wants to deal with the ‘disobedient’ dogs either
>>4799158Command obedience is irrelevant if you simply follow the law and keep your dog leashed. Come, leave it, drop it, etc don't need to be 100% because your dog should be controlled via a leash at all times. You do not have to have them under complete verbal control - JUST USE A FUCKING LEASHYour dog being critically retarded if not painstakingly trained, however, does guarantee they might do something extremely stupid like bite people for touching their face or bark at nothing. I can pet the faces of strange akita inu and they do not bark at nothing, but if they are at their home they protect it. They are disobedient, but those are intelligent dogs especially for a "working breed". I can not even touch a strange rottweiler. They are not intelligent dogs. They do not think before acting. They only follow their instincts.I don't want to be around an intelligent but driven dog like a german shepherd any more than I want to be around a rottweiler because high IQ doesn't temper their mental illness. They're safer because they're not retarded, but they do retarded and sometimes dangerous shit anyways because they are mentally ill.The double shit dog is a dog that is both driven and stupid, like a pitbull.t. catfag from a dog ridden familyI do not hate dogs, but I hate what dog people are doing to them so they can fulfill their beastmaster fantasies and order around a dog that's not leashed.>muh working purpose!Oh you're a cop? You work with the disabled? You farm sheep? Suuuuure.Dogs should all be exterminated and replaced with some kind of medium sized shiba/akita pet type dog unless they are used by actual working professionals. A smart dog that isnt a cuck and that I can trust not to be retarded or autistic. You know, like cats - they are all the same semi-natural breed that is reasonably intelligent and not mentally ill except for rare specialty animals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4799380Agreed. “Dog owner culture” has shaped dogs into unpredictably violent and neurotic shitmutts. Deformed too because ugly means more manly. All the dog show “breed bettering” isnt helping either because inbreds develop unpredictable issues that are beyond the tiny brains of breeders
>>4799380>japanese culture respects nature>western and chinese culture is that only humans even have minds let alone souls and a giant magical jew made the entire earth their property>japan has the only dogs that even begin to resemble real animals in appearance and behavior>china and the west so bad they're smashing and slamming the cats
Are ants the closest to surpassing Humanity? I know it will never happen but they're our biggest competitors right?
>>4799108nothing can or will surpass us if your criteria is technological development if we consider that to be energy utilization. there are not enough easily accessible deposits of minerals, particularly petrochemicals to fuel a second industrial revolution. if you're talking biomass ants are only at ~20% of human biomass, i think they're best in class among terrestrial invertebrates but still have nothing on livestock, cattle alone are at ~200% human biomass. Antarctic krill are the only complex animal species with greater biomass than humans at this point and it's pretty close.
>>4799108>but they're our biggest competitors right?in terms of sheer numbers, yeaheusociality is both a big advantage and disadvantage because it hard handicaps the kind of development it took humans to achieve our current position
They're working on a quite different level.They perhaps will survive human extinction, but they will do little productive work.
They are mindless, soil-shoving losers. Put on this Earth to serve us.
If your criteria for advancement is cooperation and creating things together, then our cells are much more impressive, since they can specialize a lot more and work together much more in sync.What are even your criteria
Strangely, there hasn’t been one of these yet (that I know of). So let’s fix that and get a thread going for all things pertaining to Mustelids - some of the hardiest, most enduring mammals. This includes: Ferrets, Stoats, Wolverines, Badgers, Otters, Minks, Weasels, Martens, Grisons, Skunks, etc. Ownership and advice for owning is also naturally welcome.
>>4797212Protip: thump your feet on the ground so they think you're another skunk, they're extremely nearsighted.
>>4796636otter eat da blueberry
>>4797546Nice try
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>>4799207These things aren’t in our group… right?
Would this guy lurk here?
So these are just kinda...? Water doggos? And they hunted 90% of the billion year standing lineages of nautilus to death in a handful million years?
>>4798164They'd need a huge body of water to be happyImagine all the owners neglecting them by just giving them a kiddie pool
>>4798828>Imagine all the owners neglecting them by just giving them a kiddie poolThat would add a whole new dimension to those animal rescue shows. They break into some meth head's backyard and there is just this depressed seal with clown make up lying in a dirty kiddie pool.
>>4798766Bullshit. If you've ever spent time observing seals you'll notice their behavioural patterns are surprisingly canine. So much so that when dogs and seals encounter each other there's a familial interaction pattern.
>>4798972They're all in the caniformia suborder.
It's just mammals dominating nature.
Why do people keep saying this animal is trash? The Cheetah is literally the fastest animal on the planet, that makes it far better and superior than a Lion in my opinion.
>>4796249Sir this is a Wendy's
cheeto
>>4796249Brahma will forgive you for this misunderstanding of Krishna’s message and bless you with a favorable reincarnation as a cheetah’s emotional support dog
>>4798412That's all I've ever wanted.
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