Well?
Affleck makes Bale looks like a complete pussy. Nolan can't direct fight scenes for shit.
>>199273615maybe the first half was more fun but batgirl destroyed it for me. Clooney was not a good bruce but not as super bad as people make him out to be
>>199272934Keaton > Bale > Kilmer > Affleck > Clooney > Pattinson
What went wrong?
GIANT FUCKING SPIDER
As I read, Kevin Smith recommended Tim Burton to direct the script he had written and then Burton voted that script out and left Smith out of all that.
>>199271904Kevin Smith and Jon Peters
>The Ten Commandments>The Passion of the Christ>Excalibur>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade>Der UntergangThank me later
>>199271626It seems self-explanatory to me. It puts the movies in chronological order, cuts out the two newer ones, and gives you some explanatory shit for the artifacts.
>>199270009>>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost ArkDoes not fit in at all with your theme retard
>Pixar Theory
>>199270009Ideal Indiana Jones viewing order:>Temple of Doom if you're really that interested>Kingdom of the Crystal Skullthose are the only decent ones.
mandatory viewing order for watching Lawrence of Arabia>300 (2006)>Alexander (2004)>Barabbas (1961)>Agora (2009)>The Message (1976)>Kingdom of Heaven (2005)>Rise of Empires: Ottoman S1 (2020)>Rise of Empires: Ottoman S2 (2022)>The Day of the Siege: September Eleven 1683 (2012)>Young Indiana Jones Chronicles S1e1: Curse of the Jackal (1992)>Gallipoli (1981)>Young Indian Jones Chronicles s2e21: Palestine, October, 1917 >Lawrence of Arabia (1962)>Dune (1984)
what the fuck is wrong with bales voice? God this movie sucks
>>199273705The movie was good enough that Sarah Gadon attended the premiere.
>heyyy oppy >hey Jiggy. I got sumin cookin frfr wanna kno what u think>let’s play a new game >starts building nuke 2Why was this scene included at the end? It made no sense
JigC rocks. OppF sucks.
Game Of Thrones fucking broke these people.
>>199272647AgreeTo each it's own.
>>199263527bongs are really something else
>>199265806Sharp veinings are very aesthetic on men.
>>199265655She took the MBB pill of dressing older than she really was and caking herself in make-up. I imagine that they did it as an attempt to be seen as an adult actress to transition into adult roles. Just dressing normally and maintaining their natural beauty would have been a far better course to take but actors aren't generally the smartest people in the world.I met the Jonas brothers once, good lads.
She’s turning into Debicki
>THEY'RE LOCKING ALL OUR STARS UP
>>199272443>I'm rick james bitch!!!!>who said that? which fucking cracker ass said that shit???>africa dave!!! africa!!! they don't care about your black ass!!! your ancestors are calling youchappelle show in a nutshell.
WHO LAUGHEDWHO WAS THE CRACKER THAT LAUGHED
>>199272502Hey, it's the guy who raped Richard Pryor's son.
>>199272443>I believe in Allah>I go to a strip club
>I heard high-pitched squealing >Twins, Max! 16 year olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?
Boomers had it all
>I prefer two eleven year old lesbians experimenting together with their hairbrush handles.
Juice…
>Best friend kills wife annd gets away with >you regret helping him with his legal case and soon dies of cancer>All your daughters grow up to become the most vapid whores to ever exist.God fucking hated Robert Kardashian, the only vindication he got is that the dude that fucked his wife trooned out.
>>199273318God punished pretty much everyone involved in OJ Defense>Johnny Cochran immediately killed by brain tumor>F Lee Bailey disbarred shortly after, Robert Shapiro even testified against him>Alan Dershowitz is viewed by literally everyone as a devilish pedophile jew
>>199273191Ross was so fucking kino in this show, easily my favorite of the cast. Also Vic Morrow as Barry Scheck was way cooler than he had any right to be
>>199273444Alan Dershowitz deserves to be skinned and boiled so I’d say he got off light
Why do you guys complain about movie theater prices, this is about the same price as Mcdonalds.
>>199266875i hate goydonalds but they use rest stop prices for their article knowing that rest stops inflate all the prices even more. they always have.
>>199271875if you eat both a mcdouble and a mcchicken and aren't full you are a fat fuck. That's 2 for $4, but for $5 you can just use the app and get a buy one get one free QPC. That's 2 QPC for just $1 more.if your fat ass needs more than half a pound of meat you should just off yourself now.
>>199271987That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average man I'd say?
>>199267487That depends. Do you like motherfucking the driver and niggering everything in sight?
>>199272445>>199271875I laughed anyway anon, the other guy's a newfag
>MORTY GET IN THE CAR
Just goes to show that Rick and Morty is a terrible series given how much funnier and authentic Smiling Friends is compared to Bushland Adventures.
>>199271880>SUCK ON YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
AH CAHM ON MORTY, JUST ONE LIL' SUCKIT'LL SAVE YER LOIFE!
>>199271903Aw yeah?
>>199271880>funniest episode of R&M>isn't written by Harmon or any of the goyslop AS writerswhat the fuck did they mean by this?
>buh
T Trust’s fund’s band
>>199272192>-rap
ANE
>>199273562>gas powered propulsion
>>199273562>>199273608Made for BWC
>you known what let's explore the creepy dungeon instead of leaving the house
Stop raping dogs.
>>199271784why didnt homeless guy just knocked and politely explained her the situation she was in?
horror fans are the worst
Could they have not just stared with the long guy and made it half an hour shorter?
>>199271784This movie made me want to fuck Bill Skarsgård
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>>199273477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g197xdRZsW0I recommend watching the podcast and just clicking at random timespure schizo ramble.
>>199273477literally who?
Spike Lee, Terrence Howard, Kanye West, Morgan Freeman. Any more black pseuds?
man, joe must be desperate for black republican listeners
>WISH -$130 000 000 losss>STRANGE WORLD -$197 000 000 lossI've seen both now.Wish was an actual movie, as if some sort of professional writers/character designers/producers had something to do with it. All told, not bad.Strange World, on the other hand, was the biggest piece of dog shit I have ever laid eyes upon in my life. It felt like Disney had taken some 19-year-old nobody animation student's derivative r/worldbuilding project and spent 200 million on it for reasons we shall never understand. Thoughts?
>>199273486They were both trash.
>>199273486If it's Disney it's dead on arrival
