You wouldn't elf foot wine, would you??
>>284433483I would insist on it
I would elfI would elf footand I would elf foot wine
look like they massacred the novel.oh wait you can't. all the sex life descriptions i mean got omitted so there's nothing to look at!
>>284434134>wahh wahh I'm a crying little bitch!!shut up
>>284433483Sure I would.
>>284433483Isn't foot wine just normal regular wine?
>>284434887Ewww... there is human mixed in my Elf wine.
GROSS
>>284434939Mixing with humans is an elf's prerogative.
>>284434939Don't worry, the ferments and alcohol in wine are going to decompose all the grease and sweat from their feet anyway until there's no trace of it left.
>>284435328Cat mana be fermented?
>>284435328only pure taste remains!
>>284435409Well, it can be transferred~
>>284434887Would lick the grape mess out of their feet clean
>>284435409Is mana an organic compound?
>>284434939That's an angel, anon.>>284435038Absolutely.
>>284433483If it was done by MALE elves yes, otherwise no. I bet the woman touch makes it taste rancid or some shit.
>>284435931A human still ends up in there, a man nonetheless.
>>284436211Ewww, now you can just throw it all away.
>>284436211Eh, it's his wine after all.
>>284436698So it's like sucking your own cock?
>>284436211great, now we have to throw the whole batch away.
>>284436730Don't know; I'm not flexible enough physically or morally to know what that's like.
>>284436790>throw the whole batch away.The women of the village will end you, anon.
>>284436211fucking ruined
>>284434887What if they accidentally let some uhhh.. umm... some pussy juice into the wine??Would you STILL?
>>284435038Me on the left
>>284438091
Elf
>>284433483Is it Merlot? Cabernet? Pinot Noir?
>>284439865You have my attention.
>>284439865Go on...
>>284440101Pied Noir.
>>284433483It would go perfectly with my armpit onigiri
>>284438091Brother you need to cut down on the porn
>>284433483No I don't drink alcohol
>>284440462I'll never trust a person who can't trust themselves.
Would you wine made for science?
>>284436211>a manThat should be illegal. Only young women should be allowed to do that part of the wine making process.
>>284440101Harlot, Backernut Saucynyan and Pienut Groin.Good vintages, non younger than 18 centuries.
>>284441038Ears too short, wouldn't drink.
>>284440743Understandable reasoning, but extremely shallow and superficial I have never had alcohol and I don't ever intend toI don't think I'd do anything I'd regret But I've seen what drinking does to people, I've seen the damage brought on by addiction, and considering the risks I'm chill with just not discovering what my own tolerance is
>>284433483
>>284442196What happens to female hostages?
>>284442269Sex.
>>284441038yes i would kohaku and ruri. i would also their wine.
>>284442269They are left shoeless and forced to make wine.
>>284436211>drinking wine that a dude touchedLmao you’re all gay as fuck now
>>284433483yfw you drink the elf foot wine
Reminder that generic Japanese MC impregnates everyone in this series.
>>284434887tell those prancing whores to hurry the fuck up and stomp those grapes, they will take all day if they're lightly stepping like that
>>284435038Damn that went from a 3 to an 8 real quick
>>284433483>ten men, stripped of their clothes entered the vat>treading the grapes is intensive works and a musician plays to keep a tempo>the men often reach down with their hands to remove stems from their feet, working the grapes with their hands as well >their body heat and sweat aids in fermentation>the process takes hours and must often be repeatedMaking real foot treaded wine was nothing like it's depicted in fiction. It was a lot more disgusting. The process reads like it was put together with no thought of hygiene at all. I'd expect nothing less from something the French specialized in.ANYWAY.I don't get why wine makers don't capitalize on this.Just take a couple of underage b&s, put them in bikinis and have them dance in a vat of grapes for like 10 minutes while taking pictures. Run the grapes through a mechanical press and make it into wine normally. Put their picture on the bottle. Call it Sovereign Loli.
>>284433483Around elves, watch yourselves
>>284445661These ones are known as maneaters.
>>284433483Im not a fag,so no
>>284441038>human foot wine ::vomit emoji::
>>284445001Why didn't they show it in the anime thoAlso s2 when?
>>284445801What do they eat from men?
>>284447848They devour guys whole via their hole.
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>284448260Post the .webmYou know the one.
>>284436211>>284436967the only way this can possibly be salvaged is if the elves are all human fetishists and the wine is for them
>>284450638I mean that is kinda what happened... the elfs were constantly trying to rape the MC. At one point a couple of them were considering dogman-shota because the MC wouldnt put out except for his top gals
>>284448685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVyoAVgeyI
Thats why modern winemaking uses machines to crush the grapes and carefully selected yeast cultures to ferment it.Technology > Elf feet
>>284450793You deserve a good smack across the face for that heresy
>>284450837ah, traditional western elven rice paddy farming
>>284450793imagine all the bits of foot cheese, hangnails, debris, and random pubes wine used to have in it before we started using MACHINES.
>>284450902Wouldn't they at least filter that stuff out?
>>284433483They would only perform with actual female elves if in public. For mass production it would be machine pressed or by burly dudes.
>>284450934you cant filter the pvre wine
>>284450991You still need to separate the pulp from the liquid?
>>284451006o-oh yeah?!? what are you some kind of expert
>>284450837>Surrounding your center with farmland with minimal ways to scale up residential area without putting them further away from the centerSomeone hasn't played many city building games before. 0/10 anime
>>284450793>>284450941>>284450902>machines>machines>machinesFucking westoid retards.
>>284453216How is that not a machine? Just because it hasn't been rigged to non human power yet?
>>284453242Then a stone axe is also a machine, it's also an artificial took with multiple details that is designed to apply force in a certain way.
Would you mesugaki foot wine?
>>284453306Yes. The lever, the inclined plane and so on are too.
>>284453216>The screw is a mechanism that converts rotational motion to linear motion, and a torque (rotational force) to a linear force. It is one of the six classical simple machines.
>>284438091that ain't pussy juice
>>284447822Next year and also no clue, in the original Angel and Vamp pregnancies overlapped and Elves/Oni's was pregnant around when MC's first kid was born.
>>284436037tsmt
>>284453216>thirdie has no idea what a machine isGo figure.
>>284450793>>284453216Pigeage is still used in many places, and has been a standard method since at least the 8th millennia BC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnHLdGxhlc&t=145s
>>284445555The French are obsessed with adult women. You'd be lucky to get 16yo for that.
>>284453322I'll wait for sukeban foot wine.
>>284453216>wine press was invented in Armenia 6,000 years agoWhat the FUCK is the point of forcing people to do that?
>>284434887>>284438371Tía my beloved!
>>284436211>male foot wine
Sorry to completely destroy your fantasies guys but as a former wine maker crushing grapes with your feet only happens in very old and traditional wineries. Everyone else just uses a pressing machine now because it's a much easier process of extracting the juices.
>>284455676Probably a way to occupy your wife/daughters with some bullshit job to prevent them from engaging in NTR in their unsupervised free time.
>>284458242And what does that have to do with my isekai harem of elves??
>>284458242>very old and traditionalSo basically it screams "ELF"
>>284453216I think you mean burgers.>complaining about west talking about wine
>>284460720Wine was invented in China.You know how China invented bookprinting? Well, the first book presses were modified wine presses.
>>284450732
>>284460980Well alcohol was probably invented independently all over the globe, I don't think China had what is really considered wine as opposed to other types of alcohol.>Wine has been produced for thousands of years, the earliest evidence dating from c. 6000 BCE in present-day Georgia. (Wackopedia)Speaking of who invented this and that, baselessly claiming prior invention of everything out there is patented by Putinistan, Chinese friend.
>>284461688(that was not meant to dispute the printing bit, though)
>>284433483>footfags
>>284461688>PutinistanRENTFREE
>>284445555E-thots made a lot of money selling their used bathwater. Imagine how much money can be made from girlfeet wine.
>>284464804I have this image saved from years ago.
>>284458242I think everyone is aware that nowadays, wine has to be made with machines to be produced in any meaningful capacity. Though there are wineries and festivals that make wine from people (usually girls) crushing grapes with their bare feet just for the novelty and to recreate the tradition.
Why don't they just squeeze the grapes with their hands?
>>284465495Do you realise how much stronger legs are than arms? Besides, when you do it with your legs, you apply your entire body weight.
>>284465495have you ever wash clothes with hands?it gets tiring after a while.point is, they need to crush grapes, walking around seems more efficient.
>>284445555one man can stomp 10x more grapes than one woman, so its only logical that if you want to supply the whole city with the cheapest swill you have to employ men but the wine festives are completely diffrent, the wine is sacred and treated with reverence that's why even today you'll mostly see pictures of children/young women stomping grapes in vats and it was that way for thousands of years
>>284465654Pulleys and rocks were too much. Gotta use slaves for everything so that no one is not a slave but me. Fuck humanity.
>>284465786rocks are heavy, slow and crush grape seeds releasing bitter arsenic making it undrinkable, and then youd get people slaving over rocks and pulleys anyway
>>284465982But way less for way more output. Just gotta modulate the force so seeds slip out instead of getting crushed.
>>284465654>its only logical that if you want to supply the whole city with the cheapest swill you...use the press that was invented 6,000 years ago.
>>284466177Right? Some assholes treating human life as worth less than a few scraps of iron and wood back when there were only a few million people in the whole world.
>>284466313You're under the impression that slaves were treated like the US slaves, while in reality they were more like workers for hire in the ancient world, except you paid them with food and lodging. Or even with actual money if they were doing something valuable like writing or counting. They were essentially just employees who couldn't leave.
>>284466121Its actually way less effective for much more work, youd first need to engineer the solution that is faster than 10 guys stomping on grapes and then you have to employ like what? 5 men to do the work and then have engineers on the ready in case something brakes, its just not worth it>>284466177show me a 100m² press from 6000 years ago
>>284466449So employees. Slavery never went away.
>>284462021what, you are proud of the shithole?I don't easily throw around the word cuck because it's stupid, but tards simping for current russia regime were made for this insult.
>>284467016>>>/pol/
>>284465495My dude stepping on something is like 100 times less effort than crushing something with your hands lmao
>>284466449Slaves in the US were also not treated as badly as is presented in (((history))) booksSlavery in general is not ever as bad as is portrayed in history. It's still bad because limiting one's freedom is reprehensible, but the hatred for it is overblown
Can you faggots shut the fuck up and start posting anime wine or anime elves??
>>284469431Whips, chains, beatings, malnutrition, hunted with dogs. All documented, all pretty bad.
>>284469452I've never tried pumpkin wine. I'm not sure my body is ready.
>>284469431Unless you got grabbed by Barbary pirates.
>>284470102>(((documented)))
>>284469452Only so much you can say about elves. What we'd like to be other than gods, basically.
>>284472390None of that. That has enough threads.
