This Sayaka Miki, my cute and cool hero of justice that will return in Mahou Shoujo MadokaMagica Movie 4: Walpurgis no Kaiten this Febuary for sure! She's going to save the day and help make a real happy ending for everyone, but most importantly herself! Trust!
>>285467013She will give everyone a happy ending when she realizes that hating Homura is self-defeating. And that Homura did nothing wrong
>10 days until February 1st>37 days until February 28th>50 days until March 13thSo where the fuck is the delay?
>>285467013Love you Sayak
>>285467013Baka
>>285467013Sayaka will make Homura happy.
>>285467085>>285467904I genuinely hope we get some cool Sayaka Homura moments in the new movie. Not in a shipping sense, but more that the two of them are kind of great foils for one another at this point in the story and the narratives that can arise from their proximity to one another have a high chance for kino.
>>285468599Think Sayaka would learn to cook for her?
>>285469151I could see it happeningI do wonder which girl is the best cook
>>285469258>I do wonder which girl is the best cookI think the obvious answer to that would be Mami, since she's the one we've seen actually do it. I feel like Madoka would also he pretty alright at it and would be the sort of person to draw smiley faces and hearts on eggs and stuff. Kyoko despite her food obsession would he that anime girl trope where she literally turns everything into disgusting nightmare slop (she eats it anyway). Homura eats cup noodles exclusively.
>>285467013Sayaka Miki will return in Avengers: Doomsday
>>285469517Really cute
>>285469517Cute lesbian
>>285467013She's going to save Kyouko and then kiss her
If only she always smiled like that.
>>285469151Until proof of the contrary she still lives with her family, so her parents probably cook for them
>>285469761I genuinely wonder what will happen in these threads if this does occur.
>>285470564It's probably the least bad scenario IF Yuri gets retconned into being canon. The threads would be unbelievably shit if something like Kyouko x Madoka got confirmed.
>>285467013I love seiyku
>>285470564>>285470637Legitimately them getting on screen boyfriends is more likely than either of those, and would lead to funnier reactions since schizos tend to hate men.
>>285470860In these threads? NahOther places would be more pissed if they got boyfriends. But I doubt this place would end up with very many people being pissed off. And the people that would be pissed would still be pissed if they were gay, but the ship they like was deconfirmed. So something like >>285470564 probably wouldn't lead to the threads being much worse than normal. But something like >>285470637 would probably imbued a similar if not worse response than having them all be straight. At the very least the sperging would be comparable.The way to upset the most people, in both here and outside of it, would be making most the girls straight, while having 2 of the girls that people don't tend to ship together get together. Some combination of Homura, Kyouko and Madoka that isn't MadoHomu would probably work best for this. Especially considering the people who frequent these threadsSomething like Madoka x Kyouko being made canon is guaranteed to piss off at least like 3-4 of the worst posters in these threads. So it would probably be the funniest. But I can also imagine Homura x Kyouko upsetting more people outside of this site. So maybe that would be the funniest, especially if the rest of the girls were straight. Either way some combination of crack and straightness would produce the most autism
Kaiten plot leak.
>>285471030ACK would just pretend he never supported any ship other than the one that got confirmed and tell us all these old posts aren’t himIf they get boyfriends though he will seethe. If at least two of the girls get the same one he will go nuclear.
Hello, Magius Touka Satomi here.In order to harvest despair from the world for the salvation of magical girls, we convinced SHAFT to announce "Walpurgisnacht Rising", the next movie in the franchise Madoka Magica. With repeated delays in production and no release date, we accumulated despair from millions of fans.To fill our quota of required despair to power our Doppel system, I would like to announce that "Walpurgisnacht Rising" is officially cancelled.
MY WIFE SAYAKA IS SO CUTE!
MY WIFE KYOUKO IS SO CUTE!
MY WIFE HOMURA IS SO CUTE
HomuHomu
>>285472280
Homura's pantyhose
>>285471903Kyouko is only into women.
>>285470564It will happen and everyone but the election tourists will be happy.
>>285471124Canonkino.
>>285472868Canonkino.
>>285467904Sayaka will give Homura an orgasm!
>>285468081I find that fucking preposterous. the real foils are homura and madoka. this movie better finally resolve their bullshit.
>>285469336Homura doesn't eat anything unless madoka deigns to give it to her.
>>285470860theres no way there will be boyfriends kyouko jogger. not unless the dark horse in the race is nakazawa-kun. hes the only free guy.
>>285473406nakazawa will have a threesome with Kyouko and Sayaka. Trust the fucking plan
>>285473420Look I love her to death but nakazawa deserves way better than sayaka.
>>285473406A flash forward sequence showing them all as adults with husbands is objectively a thousand times more likely to happen than any yuri shitIt’s a common trope to show characters living a happy life ever after, it all depends on if they want a definitive ending where everyone survives or not
>>285470860What will you do if yuri wins?
>>285473769Become the next president after trump
>>285473668They are gay
Would be cool if homura got another 1/4 scale fig
>>285473913But why does he spam the thread, what set him off
>>285473974Anything that would set off an election tourist will set him off, especially yuri.
>>285474021…why does he spam about the girls being gay if he hates yuri?
>>285474073Many people across 4chan post about the girls being gay. The schizo is the anti yuri schizo known as Tabb or ACK 2.0.
>>285474115I'm talking about the schizo spamming ITT though. But something's telling me I'm talking to him right now lol.Do you think I'm this Tabb person too?
>>285474115Trvke.
>>285474193Will you answer me?
>>285474243That is up to you to decide, I have no control over your mind. Which is why I'm asking you.
>>285473749madoka isn't a lazy show like that you retard. the level of detail in madokas home life alone precludes any kind of ending of that nature unless the entire writing staff developed hack syndrome.
>>285474179Unless you have Fregoli, it' obvious is not one person.
>>285474237What? You asked a question to other anon.
>>285474299I see.But everyone who notices your spam is one person, right?>>285474317And you didn't answer
>>285474299>>285474272>>285474243>>285474237>>285474193stop replying to yourself.
>>285474328You asked a question to another anon, not me. You're putting words in my mouth now. You have paranoia.
>>285474333I'm not him, I'm a newfag who genuinely didn't know about him. Can you give me a qrd please? I'll stop interacting if he truly is too ill to reason with
>RT is sperging out alreadyGrim
>>285474359He can't do it... seems like he might be Tabb after all
>>285474375The Steins;Gate fag is seeing the anti-Yuri sperg everywhere again. Ignore and report them, they do this every thread
be good heart
>>285474386Also>Yuji came back before Kaiten got a actual release dateDouble Grim
>>285474440>Steins;Gate fag>anti-Yuri spergCan you guys not bring new characters into this for 5 seconds? lolAnyway yeah I'm reporting him. Kinda funny of him to try and answer me when I asked for a qrd, thinking I was asking for a qrd about someone who isn't here. Schizos work in mysterious ways
>>285474534Why are you so autistic, dude?
Steins gate is saved by a really solid premise and ChristinaYou can tell in the movie and in Steins gate 0 that they did not know what they were doing, but the original Steins gate is a great anime and VN
>>285474599Because Steins;Gate is better.
>>285474630It's saved by the OPs and EDs
>>285474630>>285474653Steins;Gate 0 might be one of the worst anime I have watched but I will always say that it had an amazing first ED
>>285474599I wonder if he is still in love with you
>>285474653Hacking to the gate is awesome and what prompted me to rewatch true>>285474675Its just OKThere are alot of worse anime out thereAnd the end is not badIts just an entirely uneccessary story that has not alot to tell that could easily have been fitted into a 4 part OVA instead of a 24 episode seasonThe payoff was good but the buildup very retarded, 3/10 will probably never rewatch but I dont regret watching
The megucas are the ICE of the meguca world
>>285474778Fuck off Steins;Gate fag
The Steins gate movie straight up should not exist however.It makes little senseIt breaks fundamental plot pointsAtleast Kurisu was cute in it?
>>285474650It's not, and there are many, many other anime from its own time period that are better than S;G.
>>285474985You'd have to be retarded to think this is a gay picture.
>>285475070No one mentioned anything about it being gay
>>285475082Change your filename next time nigga
>>285474988Steins;Gate is a masterpiece, none of its contemporaries compare
>>285474988Yet Steins;Gate is remembered and Madoka is forgotten
Ah, the yuritroon is having another melty
>>285467013I really enjoyed her character in the show and movie. It would be cool to see more of her, she's definitely my favorite
>>285475358homura is never the top.
>>285475254Steins;Gate is only remembered by redditors. It was never that good of a story.
>>285475416
>>285475416True
>>285475452Go back
Steins;Gate so is fucking shit
>>285475524I want to give homura many kids
>>285475527No, I'm not going to let a Steins;Gate shitter walk into this thread and talk shit after already spending hours spamming it. Your show is not good and your fanbase is even worse.
She did nothing wrong
I fuckin hate Steins;Gate
>>285475676She wants that too so go ahead
>>285475900Canonkino implies they already slept together like this. Is this true? Why would they do that?
>>285475968Because ai yo
>>285476026I don't see how that's related.
>>285475990Is there any actual reason to assume Sayaka couldn't one day find herself sexually attracted to Kyouko?
If Homura did nothing wrong, why is she crying in this picture?
>>285476058You will someday soon
>>285476155Well she despises subhuman faggots sooo
>>285476155Kyubey wouldn't have contracted Sayaka if it was possible for her to be same sex attracted
>>285476252So that's why you hate her then
>>285476158The only thing Homura has done wrong is hate herself. Everything else she has done has been completely moral
>>285476295He clearly hates Kyouko more. And since she canonically hates faggots even more than Sayaka does, you're probably right.
>>285476295No thats why I love her
>>285476336I dont hate Kyouko I just mean Sayaka isn't gay and hates gays like a normal person
>>285476433All the megucas do that tho. Hardly notable. That's why Kyubey contracted them.
>>285476470Idk about that but faggots probably have worse karmic potential due to bring mentally ill dead ends
>>285476565You should know.A faggot would just witch out right away without having the ability to do anything, Kyubey contracting a faggot would be converting 0 hope to 0 despair. It would be a waste of time which is why he only targets straight, homophobic girls.
>>285476615Yeah thats true, being a faggot would be worse than anything Sayaka went through
I see trannies are still seething over yuri here. They're upset over the lack of men because they're homosexuals.
>>285476949Nobody is upset over the lack of men. It means our waifus are free. Which is exactly why the choice to have no men was made.
>>285477016You are upset over the lack of men. It's because you trannies self-insert as the girls and want to get fucked by men. Anything pure and straight must be defiled. That's how you trannies are.
>>285477139You're clearly a schizo. Men aren't needed in the show because we are here and canonically fuck our megucas every night. This is the reason why the author made the choice to not have men in the show, to preserve the girls' purity for us because we are the target audience
>>285476949Lol trannies love yuri because they're faggots and love faggot shit
>>285477604I canonically fuck my meguwife and so do all the other waifuCHADS itt, because unlike you we are straight and conservative just like the megucas canonically are.All megucas believe in total lgbt and yurinigger extermination and so do we.
>>285477604Straight romance is straighter because its not gay
>>285477980I mean, it's probably just a bait post though. I'm not sure why anyone would confidently make a claim you only need one quick look at any site other than 4chan to prove wrong.
>>285474487In a funny coincidence, I've been following a fic where Yuji and Madoka are cousinsAnd after months of radio silence, it started updating again before Kaiten
>>285478084You're right about one thing: it's that Kyouko hates trannies and faggots. She wants everyone who isn't exclusively attracted to the opposite sex to get tortured and killed.She loves me however. Because I am a man who only loves women, just like how she is a woman who only loves men.
For the new schizo.Ignoring evidence will not make it disappear. Spamming will not make canon stop being canon or schizo fanfiction stop being schizo fanfiction.https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Nitro+_Q&A_Panels_at_Animagic_2013>Q: Why did you choose to portray a homosexual love?>A: I don't think it is that special - a really strong friendship turns into a lovelike-relationship without the sexual attraction, in their case.https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_the_Movie:_Rebellion_Official_Guidebook_%22Only_You%22>For example, it would’ve felt wrong if Sayaka had moved on to a completely new love interest. That wouldn’t have worked (laughs). I knew it wasn’t a series where we could make such bold changes.>Shinbo: But that kind of story for Sayaka is interesting (laughs).>Urobuchi: A new love, only to turn into a witch again? (laughs).>Shinbo: Right, she’d end up repeating the same thing over and over.>Urobuchi: She’d fall in love every time a handsome guy appeared, and then turn into a witch…>―Homura's line, "It's love", also caused a strong reaction, but thinking about it that way, it feels even deeper, doesn't it?.>Urobuchi: Well, you see, the reason I brought up the word "love" was because I was kind of thinking, "When it comes to a power that can even defeat aliens, nothing else fits, right?" (laughs).>Shinbo: However, one thing I want to mention is that, in my opinion, that love feels like it might be "fraternal love" (philia).>―Broader than romantic love.>Urobuchi: Romantic love, even when it gets all complicated, stops at Sayaka-chan's level (laughs).>Shinbo: (laughs). That's why I see it as fraternal love, not romantic love (eros). I think that what Homura directs towards Madoka is a broader kind of love.
Damn. Tabb is having a melty like a hysterical woman again because someone said a girl from an anime is lesbian.No wonder people come here to bait this lolcow.
>>285478525It's what you say before you kys.
It's just a revolving door of schizos
>>285478604What are they cherry-picked from, though?>The show is there. The movie is thereAnd prove further that all characters are straight, yes.
>>285478770>manhater who isn't a tranny.Nta but a lot of spinster women hate men.
>>285478755Madoka's mom knows her daughter better than you do.>dictates the narrative of the entire seriesWhat? It doesn't have to do that. The narrative of this series isn't about romance or sex or anything that would make this a relevant point. Except for Sayaka's arc. The fact that they're straight isn't a major plot point, but it's still objectively canon.
>>285478829>something Mami says dictates what Madoka herself wantsIt's funny how you have nothing actually said by Madoka herself.>Madoka's momDidn't even say anything about Madoka.
>>285478882What Mami says proves Mami is straight.Madoka's mom said what she said because she knows Madoka is straight.
>>285478675Is it really a revolving door if it's just the one Steins;Gate shitter rotating through different scripts?
>>285478946Another one
>>285467013We are so close, bros. It's almost Feb and no delay announcement in sight.
>>285478938Why are you samefagging now? Madoka's mom knows her daughter better than you.
I don't no why I didn't expect this tread to be a schizo shitfling.>Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>285474599
>>285479062Steins;Gate shitters very active today unfortunately.
>>285479062It's like every day there's a new schizo. Have Madoka threads ever been this bad before?
>>285479104It's the same schizo.
>>285479095I'm talking about both sides.>>285479104No, not this bad and that's that these threads went through a trip hazard. I still don't get the whole S;G thing too.
>>285479169Anon there are no both sides. I'm not spamming the thread, it's a S;G fag doing it using scripts.
>>285479169It's at the point where I think most of it is artificial. The Steins;Gate schizo is insane but I do think there's someone intentionally shitting up threads and using multiple personas to do so.
>>285479264I feel as if though this is the case. I'm watching it live somewhere else. The more I read the S;G explainer, the more I though how artificial this can be. Why was this discovery made only now after supposed years of doing this? Why conveniently vanish for supposedly a week after it S;G was made fun of? I think they just need someone to blame and assigned a boogeyman and created the "S;Gfag" as a result.
>>285479398Concession accepted.Yuri jobs again.
>>285479388It's not artificial, it's the truth.>Why conveniently vanish for supposedly a week after it S;G was made fun of? Because the S;G shitter actually got scared off for once when he got called out.
>>285479485>muh boogeymanConcession accepted.Yuri jobs again.
>>285479485They have the same opinion as you, calling clearly straight characters like the megucas gay.Anyone with "yuri goggles" is clearly a yurifag.
>Earlier "Tabb" schizo posts stay upTrans-inclusive jannies
>>285479694>ban evading literally just to try and attack people with crack images
>>285479265>>285479101Still off topic spam to clean up.
>>285479829Because you lost those argumentsbtwhttps://wiki.puella-magi.net/100_Questions>Do you have any marriage desires?>Would be nice if I can find a cool husband like my Mama did...lol
>>285479967>btwWow, the voice actor wants to get married. And again, admit you're wrong and that "ack" doesn't exist. Then maybe I'll humor you.
>>285480008>Please tell us your name.>My name is Madoka Kaname.>"the voice actor"
https://wiki.puella-magi.net/User_talk:Qwedsakek
Sayaka is straight and my wife (I am a male with a penis)
>>285480065Correct. That section of the magazine is the voice actors answer questions "in character". It's a gag.
>>285479454How does an anonymous poster get scared off?
>>285480166Does it suck knowing everyone in the world hates you?
>>285480176So... in character Madoka wnats a husband.>It's a gagWhat's the punchline?
Post canon couples
>>285480213>>285480240>What's the punchline?That it's the voice actors talking. Fuck, you're retarded.
ACK, if you manage to get the yuri troondertones page deleted off the wiki, you are officially based.
>>285480180Because the thread spam stopped for like a whole week?
Trannies are perverts that want to transition without cutting their dick off. They want to see women fucked by AGO freaks like themselves. Stop coping, tranny lover.
>>285480272>>285480276Honest question, !-Akemi. How did you fuck your life up so badly?
>>285480259The voice actors know the characters better than you
>>285480259...talking in character, as Madoka.Also that's not what a punchline is.
>>285480327Futa is tranny shit yes.Megucas only fuck real men.
>>285480338>>285480351Crazy how you're so fucking retarded you can fit multiple argument fallacies into a single post.It's also funny how, like always, your argument boils down to "other people agree with me so i win".1. The VAs say so is not canon.2. It's a joke. 3. You're mentally ill.
>>285480319Reread my question.
>>285480369>>285480380>only crack shit ever gets spammedThanks for showing everyone how mentally ill you are.
>>285480420See >>285480403
>>2854803841. This was a promotional thing that was released before the series, everything she said was obviously at least reviewed. If the intent was for the character to be gay, they wouldn't have let her say that.2. Prove it. It's not said in a funny way and nobody is laughing.3. Ironic.
We love chaos here
>>285480441>>285480459>IronicWhy can't you ever change your posting style.Anyway, done humoring you until you admit your boogieman never existed.
>>285480464Fuck you, Shabriri.
>>285480483Why are you tunnel visioning on the fact that your ironic posts get called ironic?
>>285480495https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285369615/#285425657You replying directly after someone replies to you, and refusing to address what's said proves your intentions are to try and troll.
We love megucas here, and they love us back because we are men.
Two Madoka characters on the same picture
>>285480525>>285480538Pointing out your constant behavior patterns does not mean anyone is tunnel visioning on anything.Why are you tunnel visioning on refusing to address your boogieman has never been real.
>>285480551See >>285480532
>>285480579Not saying words in response when you have words directed at you means you're autistic, and that your intention when posting images is spiteful.
>>285479454Maybe he just didn't feel like posting. If it only worked once, it was probably accidental.
Imagine the assisted paizuris
>>285480613Imagine you not being mentally ill and not obsessively trying to attack other posters on 4chan.
>>285480613Why do you want me to imagine that? Are you gay?
Madoka Kaname's voice actress is called Madoka Kaname.
February 2026 will be the greatest month of all time for JC yuriKaiten WILL come outIt WILL have a Madohomu kissAkebi and Erika will kiss on the Ferris wheel
Most of the schizo posts in this thread are one person faking flame wars
>>285480650Because it canonically happens to me every night.
>>285480671>>285480673You're just so mad and obsessed with trying to attack other posters. Shit that you do doesn't exist in other threads. You stand out so much.
