I just learned that homusaya isn't even a crackship because they interact enoughI have existential crisis nowwhat is crack even? how am I going to disrespect the characters now?
I mean, Sayaka princess carries Homura in Magireco
This is the pinnacle of crack btw
Sayaka is a cuck
>Sayaka is a cuck
lets just post mami x bebe cause it's not only homo but also pedo and possibly incestual
>>285790205Jeffery calm down
>>285790205ume-sensei's favorite pairing
>>285789801It's hot. That's what matters.
>>285790534True.
>>285789801why don't you post some canon pairings for a change? go full circle?
Imagine how fun it would be to date both of them.True FFM kino
Kyouko is gay for Sayaka, yuri subtext isn't uncommon in the magical girl genre
Kyouko is gay for Madoka
This thread will get over 500 replies.
Plug in the butt
Compounded is occupied with the Kaguya thread right now.
Lesbian couples are so cute
>>285789801>>285789906>>285789928>>285791270>>285791341You are just so fucking mad, !-Akemi. Everything you do is for the sake of trying to attack people.
>>285791973Calm down, nigger
>>285791588>>285791521>>285791335>>285790705>>285790534Seriously, how did you fuck your life up so badly.
>>285792009You will never make anyone mad. Your impotent attempt to attack people will never hurt anyone.
>>285789906Hot
>>285792178Mentally ill samefag.
>>285789801Cute
>>285792178True
>>285789801>disrespect the charactershttps://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22disrespect%2A%20the%20characters%22/Literally never said a single time by anyone but you.>>285792295>>285792296>just spamming short spastic shitposts to bump his thread
>>285792378why does this link send me to archive full of angry hippo posts? is hippo the op? im le confuse
>>285792569Playing stupid fools no one, and you will never be even close to as smart as you think you are.
>>285792296Cute couple
>>285793141>mentally ill schizo just necro bumped his own threadTake the hint, no one wants you here.
Who's behind this post?
>>285793298>Didn't spoil itAnon...
Is this thread gonna be another 500 deleted posts by the resident ban evader?
>>285793323don't worry he will mass quote and answer the question anyway. it's his destiny.
best ship
>>285793341>>285793372>>285793802>>285793437It's honestly funny as fuck how mind broken you are by "mass quotes". No one but you cares or thinks it's wrong to link your posts.
Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date a guy as well
Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date Sayaka as well
Can we keep them busy in this thread?
Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date Kyouko as well
homura deserves her own harem for everything she's been through
>>285794358This is true and every man and women in Madoka Magica should be a part of it
Mami jobbed to me, twice.
>>285794452Nagisa...
the HomuSaya hatefuck sesh would get so sweaty
>>285794452Kyouko...
i'm becoming a HomuSaya truther
I am from the future. At the end of Kaiten (comes out in 2028 btw) it skips forwards a few decades to show the girls all grown up. The final shot shows that Madoka let Tatsuya get one of her wives, Homura, pregnant
Imagine how many men they fucked together
mami is too milf-pilled, is this grooming?
>>285794568
Homura is a confirmed lesbianShe is in love with Sayaka
>>285794839congratulations to the happy couple!
>>285794736
>>285794060>>285794115>>285794119>>285794265>>285794348You are by far the most mentally ill person to ever exist.
>>285789906this isnt crack its aoi yuuki pilled
>>285794358>>285794412>>285794462>>285794486>>285794568Really, how did you fuck your life up so badly?
>>285790705>homura>ever topping
Since when did Madoka start voice acting?
>>285794589>>285794659>>285794736>>285794839>>285794951Your obsession with trying to attack other posters is mental illness.
>>285795159>>285795087Your "meme" will never be a thing.You will never be funny, no one will ever like you.
>>285795136which girl tops here?
>>285795446What's it like knowing you're going to die mid-shitpost? Just by the sheer fact it's the only thing you do with your life.
>>285795446Sayaka because she's still heroine coded. but homura will continue to stomp around like a high maintenance kitten
>>285795503>>285795507You are the most mentally ill person to ever live. And no, you will never make anyone think you're multiple people.
>>285795507bratty bottom homura is a respectable take, but homura's gold star might mog sayaka's "chasing after a man" arc
>>285795599You can stop talking to yourself.
>>285795599
>>285794568OTP
After a 100+ months together, Homura wouldn't even give a shit about Sayaka's CORPSE, why would you ship them
>>285795686>>285795704What's it like being the most mentally ill person to ever live?You're literally giving constant first hand proof of how mentally ill you are.
>>285795726find it in your heart to accept toxic yuri and a world of pleasures will open up to you
>>285795726A certain schizo feels personally attacked by this ship. That's why he posts it and replies to himself pretending to be different people.
>>285795788
>>285795817
>>285795788>>285795810>>285795817>>285795841>spams poly shit obsessively for 100s of posts>gets a reply every single time>won't address a single thing said to him>spams crack shit obsessively for 100s of posts>gets reply every single time>won't address a single thing said to himYou have 100% consistent behavior patterns that you've had for 15 years. >A certain schizo feels personally attacked by this ship. That's why he posts it and replies to himself pretending to be different people.And you try to call other people "schizo". You're so mentally ill it's unreal.
>>285795841
>>285795888yuri trips of truthexpand harem
>>285795136>>285795446>>285795599There's not enough fan art of Homura being a bottom
>>285795888>>285795909See >>285795849
Madoka's wives
>>285795925You can stop replying to yourself.
>>285795909
>>285795953>>285795974>tell !-Akemi to stop shitposting>catch him samefagging>mind break him for the rest of his life
>>285793802>SayaMadoAn uncommon pair, but a very cute one.
>>285795810Thanks for the lore explanation
>>285796054>>285796056You can stop samefagging and spamming. No one thinks you're multiple people. No one believes any of the retarded nonsense you spam.
>>285795974
>>285796100See >>285795849
>>285796100
Love this guy's art.
>>285796173
I'm a madohomu fag but I think Kyouko and Madoka would be very cute together
>>285796173>>285796178>>285796209How you act will never be normal. No one wants you here. Everyone hates you.
>>285796213You're a mentally ill subhuman who no one wants here.
>>285796245Seek help.
>>285796246I'm a mentally healthy superhuman and everyone wants me here, though.
Replace the ice cream with my penis and it would be canon
>>285796283>>285796296Why do you even want to live like this?What is wrong with you?
>>285796245
>>285796418Mind broken lolcow mad that 4chan isn't his safe space.
Sayaka's wife
>>285796430I'm not a lolcow, though. I'm more of a lmaobull.
>>285796443You're the most mentally ill person to ever live.
>>285796497You're never subtle. You're never smart.
>>285796548I'm always subtle and smart, though.
>>285796587Explain why you're so mad that you spend every single second of your life trying to attack people on 4chan.
>>285796618You're just autistic and obsessive.
>>285796646I'm not autistic and obsessive, though.
Homura's wife is a cute
>>285796690>>285796618You confused your shitposting personas. >>285796701What mind broke you so hard that you literally can't stop trying to attack people?
>>285796721I don't have shitposting personas. I do have qualityposting shadows, though.
>>285796618SANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>285796783Seek help. And no, you're not "changing your posting style" by doing this.
I love my wives
>>285796827How you act will never be normal or sane.
>>285796810I didn't change my posting style, though.
>>285796874How do you cope with the fact that you're literally going to die as you shitpost on 4chan because this is all you do with your life.
Cute couple
>>285796965Fuck off, !_Akemi.
>>285796897>How do you copeI don't cope, though.>you're literally going to die as you shitpost on 4chanI'm not going to die as I qualitypost on 4chan, though.>this is all you do with your lifeThis isn't all I do with my life, though.
>>285797001You're not funny.You're not smart.
>>285797029Everyone hates you, !-Akemi.
>>285797022I'm funny and smart, though.
>>285797068Really, seek help.
>>285797102I don't need to seek help, though.
>>285797140You have spent every second of your life for the last 15 years shitposting.
>>285797233That would be so fucking impressive if someone actually did this. Like literally I mean.
Madoka's wife
>>285797291You are the most mentally ill person to ever live.
>>285797233I have spent every second of my life for the last 15 years qualityposting, though.
>>285797336No, you haven't.
>>285797360Yes I have, though.
>>285797404Explain why you can't stop trying to attack people with crack images.
All of these girls are poly lesbians, respect their identity
>>285797438Everyone hates you.
>>285797438This guy must really hate Madoka if he does this every thread
>>285797422I don't try to attack people with crack images. I do heal people with crack images, though.>>285797438True.
>>285797466Yeah, liking Madoka means acknowledging it for what it is, poly yuri kino
>>285797466He does it every single thread. And unfortunately I wasn't lying when I said he was a Steins;Gate fag with some kind of inferiority complex about his show.
>>285797466The guy spamming poly/crack shit is doing it to try and attack other people.>>285797474>>285797495You aren't funny, you aren't smart.
>>285797500>He's a Steins Gate fag Sorry to hear that. Is it because/a/ voted madoka for AOTD?
>>285797516I'm funny and smart, though.
>>285797527I don't know. He's been doing this literally for years now though, maybe several years even.You know ACK? The real one isn't even here anymore, he's been gone for years. The ACK you see today is multiple people replicating his posting style and pretending to be him, including this Steins;Gate fag.
Homura will kiss Sayaka in the new Madoka movie
>>285797438Fuck off retard this thread isn't for you
>>285797599You die in the middle of typing out a shitpost.
It would be easier to name anyone who thinks ACK doesn't exist.
>>285797438Based
This is the only Canon couple in Madoka btw
>Another Steins;Gate fag mental breakdownWhy is he so fragile?
>>285797693He can't even let us fish in peace...
>>285797682Because my "ack" boogieman keeps replying to me.
>>285797500Unironically you might be right about that. I mean just look at >>285797667and >>285797682
>>285797691They will fuck in Kaiten btw
>>285789801At first I shipped HomuSaya/SayaHomu for hatesex crackship reasons. But then I read a fanfic called The Sword of Justice and the Shield of Time, and started taking it a bit more serious. Then I looked up Magia Record where Sayaka and Moemura were really cute.
>>285797585Aright I got bored. Just go kill yourself already, ACK.>>285797567>The real one isn't even here anymoreWait, for real? This was a complete waste of time then. Fuck this, I'm gonna go play vidya.
>>285797766There WILL be a kiss in Kaitenand it WILL be between Mami and Iroha
>>285789801It's not a crackship because there's genuine sexual tension between Sayaka and Homura
>>285797754>Replied to the wrong postFuck Mean for >>285797567
>>285797795>Wait, for real?Yes I'm almost 100% sure that the real ack is gone at this point. If you were around here during the late 2010s ack actually stopped posting, for years. And it only started back up again with the Steins;Gate fag attacks on Madoka threads, I am certain this is not the real ack anymore.
>crossposting
>>285797824I didn't attack anyone here, nor am I spamming.See this post?>>285797791This was mine, and I decided to post this because I haven't talked about Madoka in a while, and the I learned the movie got delayed... again. P.S This captcha sucks.
How does he get past captcha?
>>285797927Cute couple
My wives
>>285796296Double blowjobs are based
>>285794568>>285795704yessir, glad to see homusaya on top and nice edit. couldn’t believe i was seeing a homusaya thread.
>>285798160
Why the fuck did my post get deleted?
>>285798220
>>285798268
Migrate
>>285798242you were naughty
>>285798304
>>285798343
>>285798417
>>285798152TrueMadoka loves forcing her wife to suck dick with her
>>285798402Well, this is gonna be a long night.
>>285798460Lose what?
>>285789801cute lol
>>285798448
Canon couple
I like Sayaka because she believes in justice.
>>285798483
>>285798503I too like Seigi no Mikatas, like Emiya Shirou.
>>285798503me too
>>285798567You should probably contact that car owner and give them a scolding.
>>285798555Can Rebellion Sayaka kill Servants? Discuss.
>>285798510>>285798555continuing the dump
>>285798611
My penis loving wives
>>285798555I love seeing Madoka and Fate crossovers, there’s surprisingly a lot of overlap between the two
>>285798663for sure, i wish there was more content that was Sayaka centric though
>>285798713
This is what a penis lover looks like
>>285798742
>>285798869I am so lucky....
>>285798888do people want madohomu is something? kek
>>285798921or*
>>285798921Of course I want my penis loving wives to be happy together
>>285798946
>>285798970
Cutest couple
>>285798956Why do you love penis so much? Are you gay?
>>285799007
>>285799007>>285799050yeah yeah, i’ll go back to /ic/
>>285799022Of course I love my penis. If Madoka and Homura love it, than it must be good
>>285799106
>>285799160
>>285799187
>>285799214
Hu tow
Homura loves Sayaka so much
>>285799246
>>285799261>>285799271>>285799160>>285799145>>285799246>crack shipper>is extremely mentally ill and obsessed with trying to force his shit on peopleYeah, exactly like trannies.
>>285799309Explain why you are spamming crack shipping garbage./a/ is not an image dumb board. Nor is crack shipping on topic for the board.
>>285799310homusaya thread, i had to contribute. It’s a once in a lifetime thing
>>285799363You made this thread.This thread is made by a ban evader (you).Crack shipping is not on topic for this board.And you don't get to break the rules about image dumping because you think it's a "once in a life time" thing.
>>285799363
>>285799387Crack shipping is off topic shitposting.Not that you care. Because you know you have a mod to babysit you.
>>285799387anyway, i’ll let the thread die. last post good times
