Gochiusa, a reasonable bread for mature people.
>>291458826Cocoa's hot buns
>>291458826A good baguette never hurts.
New thready new lifey nyouu ~
Finally, peace.
>>291459149I've got friends in the Gochi Central Party. I wouldn't expect any troublemakers this time around.
>>291459361*Purpopy child bearing hips
*splash !Maya's taking charge of this thread from now on!
Nakayoshi ~
This thread feels comfy already.
>>291460524I bet Cocoa feels comfy
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>291462059They look so biteable.
>>291462917>78 KB JPG> >>291462059 #> They look so biteableFor suckling. Not for biting
>>291463362Phone-kun... I don't understand....
>>291458826My what a reliable looking oneechan that Mocca is. Not at all like that lousy useless cocoa we're stuck with.
>>291463497That's the actual oneechan difference.Shtf and an imouto like Cocoa collapses like a house of cards. There's no substitute for the real thing.
>>291459361Erotic wife
>>291463638>>291463497Creeps
>>291463599>AobaKeep that slut away from Chino
>>291464371Chino is safe, my good sir. Aoba only strikes those who are endowed like Nenecchi.
>>291458900Cocoa is sexy...
imagine life without chino
>>291464804shan't be imagining that
>>291458826>>291458909i prefer sharpie.>>291459149isekai when?
>>291458909>A good baguette never hurts.Unless you shove it up your ass.
>>291458826I hope mohei is doing well.
>>291466123damn, this artist fucking sucks!
>>291466286>hanako chinoKyuute!
Meant >>291466317 for >>291466123
KIRARA TOURISTS RAUS
>>291466388I really fucking need a cute doll like that... what should I do?
>>291466388Who is that doll?
>>291466409spend 500 on one(1) + clothing, hair, eyes and accessories. /jp/ has a thread for them>>291466439azone i think idk
>>291466409>>291466439Im a pseudo doll guru, what do you want to know. That's most likely a mdd - mini dollfie dream from volks. You can read about dolls in the bjd general on /jp/ or visit the guide anime-dolls.moetheres dolls for all kinds of prices honestly, you dont need a big mdd
>>291467240Kyuute Chino doll, you think I might be able to assemble a doll that looks exactly like Hanako-sama? Or in alternative a silver-haired doll that looks like well you know who.
>>291468511Hanako-sama you mean like this one?>silver haired you know-whoYes, that would actually be vey simple since she doesn't have any particular facial structure or decorations that need a special make-up. I think. It's just silver-hair with probably a DDH-01 in white skin + pick some red eyes you like + comission the clothes or make them yourself. The clothes are very simple as well so it wouldn't be that expensive.The doll hobby is made up of single individuals who make clothes, heads (faces), wigs, nails etc, so you don't need to constrained to buy everything "official" (aside from the body).I would say if you have $700 is super doable, probably less.
>>291468927No... not that Hanako... are there loli bodies? DDH is Volks are the things for other companies incompatible?
>>291469161depends what you call a loli body, you mean just flat chest or actually small doll?Doll chests are parts you can swap. they can be small chest, medium, extra large and that. MDD is already kinda loli/young looking, so it would fit both anyway. >DDH is Volks are the things for other companies incompatible?Usually things are not compatible, for example if you buy a head from Volks (DDH) you can't put it in other company body like Obitsu, but there are exceptions to this, there are adapters or there's others that fit just well (because they were designed with modding in mind so they're plug-in), like the DollBot company, which makes bodies similar to MDD just with more thigh.Clothes are usually not fully compatible either, since bodies from different companies have different proportions. Some will fit though, but for example MDD bodies have the most clothes available, some MDD clothes will just suit DollBot bodies and others might not, depends on the fit and so on. If you're really interested read the guide, I have to update it but it's everything well explained from zero. You can still ask me something thoughh
>>291469505Are the bodies anatomically accurate under the clothes?
>>291469797cocowa no
>>291464883Don't be a faguette.
>>291470377smug hussy
>>291470377You will be penetrated by onee-chan's rolling pin and you will like it.
What the fuck is wrong with Mochaposters!
>>291463497>>291463638Mocha including Cocoa in the oneechan game is like when you give your super younger relative an unplugged controller so they can feel included.
>>291471047Mou! Enough with the Cocoa bullying!
At least we're not kita threads.
BANG
I love gochithreads!
>>291472538I LOVE RIZE
>>291472538
>>291472593Nakayoshi!
>>291472390>how's chino? you know chino?>you don't know anybody by the name of chino?>you got a gun?
>>291473012Nakadashi
>>291473012
>>291473226
>>291473226Uh
>>291473407chinowa no
Miss S
>>291474345Total Miss S love.
>>291463599Cheenaw is collecting gamedev girl bathwater for her café.
>>291475455
>>291472390It was between the sisters, real yeastball shit
>>291476331not phine, not phine at all
>>291476331lemon squeezy
post mityas
>>291476900
mitya more like nigya
>>291476973You lost.
>>291476974You won (the losing contest)
We love Mister M here.
Do it for her.
my favorite posters:FUCK YOU anonCocoa postersAoyama postermeggersMemy least favorite posters:everyone else.
>>291477104rape
>>291477129FUCK YOU!
>>291477129>FUCK YOU anonThose are at least two, maybe more.
FUCK SXARP
WAIT
>>291458826First law of Gochdynamics:The power of cute is never created or destroyed. Because Maya is the cutest
The cutest !The cutest I say!The Cutest is the most Cute!
Many have said this, many more will continue to do so
>>291478422It's a simple matter of natural Gochiorder of things
>sharo>mayathe only two characters with actual zero sex appeal from the show. someone save these threads
>>291478668Are you having brain promlebs?
>>291478726He's probably just a double homo.
>>291478833I see it!
Chanson de nuitLord Almighty curse the sand beneath which the swindlers of MANkind standeth. I offer myne wife CHINO on the altar of sacrifice for thee, LORD please accept her most gracefully amen.
>>291478668i never find all the other gochis sexually appealing either
>>291478668no way, Maya is still the only gochi I've ever jerked off to
Most Gochis (all of them) are usually (always) found to be extremely Cute!
Chu ~ chu
I just noticed this from the FFF release, made me smile.
I really like the petit rabbits
>>291479576Imagine going to your seat and you see this genki retard sun bathing and taking a nap.
>>291463638>Your imouto calls me "onee-chan" too>>291463497Big sister is defined by her cute, little sister. Don't be mean
Sorry but I just shan't be mean to Cocoa.
>>291479873Good. Hotos are going to remove your bones if you are.
>>291480006Mocha does have a really nice mune, now that I think about it.
>>291480082same genes
more like GOCHiusa, am I right?
>>291479832That would be the highlight of my life.
'sumi jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>291477129Rize shan't poster. He just comes in, posts a smug Rize and leaves.
>>291479832I m a g I n e going Cocoa b a t h I n g
>>291481747Bathing Cocoa or bathing in Cocoa?
>>291481756GOD i wish
>>291481756Imagine the smell
>>291482285yeasty
From now on I want this screenshot to be referred to within our inner circle as “cool kids’ table”
>>291483629Oh, it's the famous "million mofu eyes" Shyaro screenshot.
>>291483629Maya should be at that table
Coolest kid, reporting in!
More beans please !
>>291483661AI slop
>>291483661>>291483671Just because Meyer isn’t at the table doesn’t mean she’s not a cool kid. She can’t be at the cool table if she’s not around at all. Here is another cool kids table
the smell of chino
>>291483723the beans
>>291483801Tannku.Now, let's count the beans to make sure they're all thereOne,.... two,... ehhh,...
You can tell in this picture Megu and Maya are on new game+ because they’re in their alternate outfits but Chino is still on her first run. Maybe she’s doing an itemless, or no hit
>>291483876Maya's been through the extra adventure levels
>>291483765>MeyerOscar Meyer Weiner
Gochibowling?
Gochirevival?
>>291484013plank
>>291484017I used to go to the round 1 near me because they have ping pong tables you can rent. I don't have friends to go with any more though.I could imagine Chiya being good at table tennis. My wife Cocoa would suck at it, but really cutely.
>>291484029Who took a shit on sxarps head
>>291477129the chinoposter that posts his chino and suya dollsthe cocoaposter that posted his gochifigures and gochimerchthat sxarposter that was trying to meet sxarp through lucid dreamingthe sxarposter that crossdressedthat twinposter that dumped the manga and cutepostedthe travisbickle anon that wants to impress sxarpall the anons that were making gochiwebsitesAll lost, to the endless and merciless flow of time.
>>291484041yeah...
>>291484054sexy plank
>>291484048Who hasn't? Figuratively speaking.
>>291484048‘Twas me
>>291484048Who took a shit into your brain
>>291477129I like the gochiboozers, and I really hope that liveranon makes a full recovery, he deserves that...
>>291484056>Sex plank<Planck's constant>Constant sex
>>291484065Figuratively, the Gochipolice are going to kick your ass before they lock you all up and throw away the key
>>291483876I'm thinkin about counting thos beans
>>291484414>That bodyBeans are a side dishPurpopy is the main coarse
>>291484414slightly toasted Rize
>>291484414made4rape
I see toastI butter it
>>291484501Use margarine.
>>291484455
>>291484536Ah,.. this is the evidence I've been looking for.Proves my Gochitheory of relativity proofed beyond a reasonable doubt.
>>291484455>>291484536Purpol with a side dish of beans and a dessert of twins
>>291484515
>>291484536>>291484579This comfiness is off the charts.I think I'm about to Gochioverdose
>>291484579foursome with these three
>>291484414Rubbing sunburn relief lotion all over Rize's body, purely for medicinal purposes of course>_>
>>291484671One, two,...
Miccha's GPU series.
>>291484738I really should have bought a fat GPU back then.
>>291484761I got lucky and bought my laptop with a RTX 4070 in 2025 right before aishitters utterly ruined everything.
>>291484738>>291484745>>291484755Old /gochi/ would have translated these...
>>291484414Holy hot, need more tan usagis.
>>291484846this one might be too dangerous...
Sxarp won, she fucking won!
>>291484774I bought a regular 4070 about 1.5 years before the slopacolypse. Never ever had even a decent "midrange" card. I love that stupid brick.
my wife is the drinkI am the cupI don't give a fuck
>>291485131chino pees in a cup?
>>291479592There is something about Mate Rin that I can't quite explain...
Are twins the yuriest gochis?>>291485245Or is it Mate Rin?
>>291485745Sxarp is literally canonically a homosexual.Is Rin even a gochi? She's like a side character's side character.
>>291484813Chino translator told us he hates us all.
>>291486168When did that happen...
>>291486251Probably years ago.
I think I need to leave this website forever and either become a well adjusted human or kill myself.
>>291486732You know the latter aren't realistic options.
>>291486732Embrace abnormality, I'd be a weirdo even if I left, in fact I already was before I came here.
>>291486732You could obviously just stop coming to the more mentally ill places in here and only visit more shitposty places on this site. Mentally ill people are vexatious to the spirit and can spread their illness like a disease.4chan is best when you don't have the slightest fear of missing out on anything.
>>291486764You mean I can't leave or I can't kill myself?>>291486854I know I'd still be weird, I also always have been. Well adjusted in a relative sense, enough to experience the full range of human emotions, and have the social skills to make friends and go on a date with a woman.
>>291486979I hardly really come anywhere except cgdct generals on /a/ and one high quality general for a niche interest I have.It's mostly just that this place is an addictive distraction where I spend too much time doing absolutely nothing. The hope is that if I stopped doing this to idly pass all my time I'd get bored enough to go out and live my life.
>>291486993You can't become a well adjusted human and you can't kill yourself. You probably can't leave either.You should concentrate your efforts on not worrying about this place too much and finding activities where you can have fun and relax without this place. Basically, have fun and don't let the shit staining threads demoralize you. At least that is my problem.
>>291487079There's better threads out there, cgdct always gotta attract the worst people. You could also try out different boards.
>>291487135>>291486764These post was made by a shill a little too eager to encourage users to post here.>>291486993>>291487165These posts were made by real people.
>>291487135C u t e Cocoa
>>291487135>You can't become a well adjusted humanWell, rude. I'm not talking about some chad life of the party who bangs supermodels every weekend or even an average normalfag. Just someone who has real social interactions with people. I don't have any friends or family members that I speak to more than maybe once a month, and briefly at that. It's just not a life worth living>don't let the shit staining threads demoralize you>>291487165That doesn't really bother me, it's at most a minor annoyance. gif is me when trolls try to ruin threads
>>291487165Most other popular boards are fucking shit compared to /a/. Shounenthreads on /a/ are worse than gochiusa threads.>>291487286t. shill
>>291487165The other boards I used to like all turned bad one after the other, always because of people associated with youknowthat.>>291487400Most people suck anyway, the moment you open up about who you really are they hate you, so you have to constantly lie about them which makes them fake interactions.>>291487286What about my post >>291486854
>>291487165>>2914869794chan entirely is shitposting central, some threads worse than others but dont get deluded it IS an addiction and a massive waste of timeBut it's not only that, but the fact that you can't really connect with anyone anyway, so it's worse than spending time say, on xitter, where you eventually make mutuals and friends that you chat frequently, you know just human-virtual connection. On 4chan on the other hand, you can even post exclusively in a general like this and even then theres zero real friends or long lasting connections being made, so in my opinion is way worst.
>>291487507>the moment you open up about who you really are they hate you...are you not hiding your power level in regards to what you want to do with Hanako?
>>291487507Why would they hate you? I dont get it. Are you T? People associated with what?
I hate anyone who takes 4chan seriously, and I hate this retarded general and how much time on my life I've wasted posting in itI seem to have picked a very particular time to be reminded of this place. I am very thankful I don't have to interact with you faggots.Go fuck yourselves.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>291487755I've heard this one before.
>>291487796I can literally hear that with Sxarp's cute drunken voice, I love Sxarp noises so much.
>>291487755This is the chinoposter that wanted to break pals teeth I remember youWhat makes you so angry?
>>291487681>hiding your power levelThat's what I mean when I say you have to constantly lie to them and that makes all relationships fake and gay, not worth the pain in the butt most people are expecially women.>in regards to what you want to do with HanakoMade that mistake once, never again.
>>291487888>Made that mistake onceDamn dude I feel for you, but why would you do that though? In my experience people are very open and vocal about wanting people like us to be summarily executed or sent to prison to be raped and tortured. Did you think they'd differentiate between harmless lolicons and sadistic child rapists? We're one and the same in the eyes of normalfag cattle
>>291488157Thing used to be very different only 10-20 years ago.
>>291487838Well, for one, the fact that you take 4chan and these seriously enough to ask for personal advice yet don't give a shit about the multiple Hanakoshitposters in here.>>291487877Impressive how you're still tracking IP wipes, but I couldn't care less what goes on here, so that isn't me.
>>291488259*and these threads
>>291488259>impressiveWhat's impressive about copy and pasting the output of a script that was written years ago?
>>291488249It's definitely worse/more intense and talked about than it was a decade ago but to my recollection the general sentiment people felt comfortable sharing was the same. In my area of the US at least. I'm not old enough to remember 20 years back though. Sad to hear.
>>291488320How fearsome.
Is sxarp a loli?
>A little break from schizoposting>General devolves into suicide hotline
>>291487513I guess anonymous imageboards are just not for you then. I like the anonymous and ephemeral nature of it because it makes sharing a common culture feel much more real, and having anons repost stuff you made is better than any friendship on the normalfag internet. You can absolutely connect with people, especially when it comes to certain events like puzzles or streams.
>>291488548Sounds like cope, as you still don't understand the kinds of people that come here.
>>291488417yeah
>>291488593That's hot.
>>291488519I don't see any schizoposts
>>291488548If you call everything else normalfag etc shows youre already heavily alienated and unwilling anyway, so be content being stubborn about it. Just be aware that when you close a tab or a thread is all gone and theres really zero people left or friends made
This looks like sxarp but it's probably not sxarp?
>>291487513>>291488777I remember you anon. I think you talked about the whole normalfag thing in gochiusa threads before. It's really less about it's temporariness and more that every interaction here is fake and people will switch their opinions between one post to the next. It's beyond retarded to take anything anyone says here seriously, much less attempt to connect with people.There's this video that can explain it much better than I can:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
>>291488548>having anons repost stuff you madeIt's so pure. They have no idea who you are, whether you'll see it, they have no reason to show off or brag. It's simply someone sharing something they thought was cool.
>>291488893You're not the only one who thinks so!
>>291489103Ho,y shit this tumbnail looks like the Enterprise D bridge!
>>291489288>hoshi wa trek desu ka?
>>291466123which one of them had segs?
>>291488157>why would you do that thoughI just wanted someone to talk about anime with, this guy was extended family and supposedly watched anime and knew what hentai was, but in reality he was as normalfag and moralistic as usual, actually we watched the first episode of Gochiusa together and he said that the changing room scene was creepy and sexualized the girls (he also thought it was boring in general), but yeah basically he called me a pdf when I admitted fapping to ChiMaMe doujins and subtly threatened me, somehow the thing died down in the end but it was a close call. (lolis are literally considered as illegal as the real thing where I live btw)>>291488417There is scientific answer to the loli question, but in my opinion JCs are lolis, and Sxarp is basically a JC so she's a loli.
>>291489462>subtly threatenedIt's always self-victimizing niggers that use phrases like these.
>>291489462I can't help it, I just fucking hate normalfag moralfags. Their morals don't have any substance, they're just over-socialized.
>>291489429k-on chino
>>291489462>>291489535>moralfagsDoesn't sound like a moral problem, probably more to do with how you're a disgusting, porn addicted degenerate.
>>291489529>self-victimizing Eh?>>291489717The concept of a "degenerate" is moral in nature.
>>291490205sxaromelette
>>291490205It's the same lame shit troll, not even worth responding to.
Umm thats not me cutey