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>>8148026I was gonna use the Kesh picture by cnmbwjx but the Rule 63 thread already sniped it. It's arguably not even rule 63
obligatory WHFB post. sort of.
>>8148030Eh,might as well be. Stupid change that wasn’t needed. Silver lining is the increase in porn tho.
>>8148231Custodes inevitably doomed to becoming a coomer faction. Fanart will never portray a male one again.
>>8148030Smug femstodes, needs correction
>>8146569>Im more thinking she has like some magical chaotic connection to a DNA index of the creatures she has fucked. she can then recall that and form a new creature with it inside her.>its definitely more a monsterfucking focus tho.Is she the Fallen Sororita with the Slime Symbiote?I'm not really into penises, so I'm pondering alternate means she could engage her targets.>love to hear your thoughts on how they treat the monstrous children of the cult.Well that's going to be a 'suit to taste' thing, hence asking what kind of emotional investment you'd want her to have.They can just be disposable chattel or full persons in their own right, but the latter does engender the possibility of a reproductive cascade where the population exponentially explodes.Though I have been mulling over a "limited Soul-stuff" concept for a more benevolent strain of Tyranid, where they only have so much "Anima" to work with BUT can constantly 'reincarnate' it.This also provides an excuse why they need to induct more 'outsiders' to gather more Soul-stuff to work with.>>8146706>Nurgle and Slaanesh go together like bath houses and GRIDSI... did not get this reference...
>>8148017Anyone got any Bretonian femboys?
>>8148740>Is she the Fallen Sororita with the Slime Symbiote?She is. Also i realize now i didnt explain well she can use the dna she has absorbed in the past to mix and match create, eggs and sperm (or Seeds) of her creation. She can then either implant them into others or leave them inside herself to develop.>I'm not really into penises, so I'm pondering alternate means she could engage her targets.Ic. Most i can help you with is that her cult is rife with lesbianism as a way to bond with fellow members. Oh also also some creatures can bond parasitically with the acolytes for breeding and other reasons.>Well that's going to be a 'suit to taste' thing, hence asking what kind of emotional investment you'd want her to have.Hmm well im leaning more to maria has a love for all beings on her planet however only certain special creatures she may have birth truly are bonded to her. However even then she is not so tied of they die. Simply viewing it as the unfortunate natural step in the creatures life.The view for the general acolytes would be a microcosm of that.>They can just be disposable chattel or full persons in their own right, but the latter does engender the possibility of a reproductive cascade where the population exponentially explodes.Makes sense. Although i have somewhat introduced a sorta way of self limiting the creatures population numbers by way of a constant never ending war with hivefleet eros style tyranids and heavily mutated porno tier ymgarl genestealers. Essentially turning her demon world into a war over the precious women and wombs of it. Cause im not a fan of gore both sides are heavily into not hurting the women/accolytes. The creatures of the demon world led by some heavily customized maria created enslaver like monster. Maria herself simply enjoying the new life created whether nid or nurgle. Cont.
>>8148892Cont.>Though I have been mulling over a "limited Soul-stuff" concept for a more benevolent strain of Tyranid, where they only have so much "Anima" to work with BUT can constantly 'reincarnate' it.>This also provides an excuse why they need to induct more 'outsiders' to gather more Soul-stuff to work with.Icic. Sounds well reasoned initially. Dont know if it would apply to mind but that you for sharing.Also some art of my girl. Problems mainly being her colours are off here. Also im iffy on what the nids look like.
>>8148910Oops posted a wip
Champion of Slaanesh
Champion of Slaanesh meets Grace and it goes predictably
>>8149496glorious
Should xenos have rights to protect them?I say no.
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8099794/#8146930Finished the edit, I hope it isn't too much.
>>8149591Also made this one to satisfy my eternal hunger for boob.
>>8149591looks good
Sigrun Darkmane. Norscan warlord who is attempting to unite the squabbling tribes into a proper army. She uses the dark gods for power, but has distant dreams of usurping them (no doubt cultivated by either Khorne or Tzeentch)Constant thorn in the side of Grace's band of mercenaries, since she is known to drive deep raids through imperial territory. She's taken Grace captive multiple times, but is confounded by her inability to corrupt her, and Grace's uncanny luck always presents a chance to escape.
Posting a wip for my ocs cults sigil. The basic idea is it incorporated what transformed (bug Wings), what corrupted her (barren womb and nurgles mark fixingnit), and what she looks like (wooden antlers).Love to hear and suggestions.>>8149489>>8149493>>8149496>>8149632Lovely lore with some excellent lewds! Thanks for sharing anon!
>>8148921have you seen this image?
anyone still up to writing smut prompts?Had an idea of a chaos marine using slaaneshi corrupted tyranids to conquer a convent of Sister of Battle.
>>8149935Oooh i havent but i like it. Although i should say my deamon princessskin is moatly normal.Honestly femslimes could make a unqiue acolyte type or monster however... i wonder how they are lored.
>>8150171yeah I wasn't necessarily thinking of the progression/take-over, but the way that some of the stages combine the slime, the cybernetics, and the person (even if it's just her bones and her head)
>>8150188Ah. Yeah its an interesting melding. Despite being a chaos/nurgle cult im not against them using tech so some women who aided and healed into the cult via bio slime and technology could be neat.Honestly for me makes me think of two sorta intertwined abilities related to stories i had planned. The first being her innate ability to survive and insane amount of damage then turns into a slime mold to survive eventually reforming from the slime onces she has gathered enough strength. Second being she can use her mucus layer to shapshift into a generic human women at any stage of life. Sorry if that kinda went away from your ideas.
>>8150219Oh I don't really have any ideas that I am married to for your character, I just like spitballing.semi-related to your girl, the idea of a slime consuming someone, and that person's consciousness just taking over the slime through sheer force of will. And the rest of her party being a little concerned because the slime is still very much the same slime that killed and ate their friend, but now it is also their friend.
>>8150230>Oh I don't really have any ideas that I am married to for your character, I just like spitballing.I thank you for that! I really love talking and sharing ideas about her so your more than fine for doing so.>semi-related to your girl, the idea of a slime consuming someone, and that person's consciousness just taking over the slime through sheer force of will. And the rest of her party being a little concerned because the slime is still very much the same slime that killed and ate their friend, but now it is also their friend.Would bring up some huge questions of the soul, and the being. Like could you imagine the juicy drama if the dead girl now slime girl was romantically involved with ahother party member? So much can be done to explore that.
>>8149595>breasts improved toobased.I forgot to mention it in the other thread when I suggested the hips should be wider, but good job fixing the weird boob shape the original had
>>8150563Thanks, glad you like.
Night mistress
So decided to say fuck it and get my nurgle toad deamon prince. Her colours arent done yet and neither is her womb tattoo. Open for suggestions on both.
>>8152255looks really promising so far, keep up the good work!
>>8153093Thanks! Really happy so far working with the artist on bringing her to life. Only thing im really iffy on is the red hair, pustule colour, and the eggs (yellow with black dot). The rest is absolutely stunning and definitely looking forward to sharing her when full rendered.
>>8152255Imagine the smell
>>8152255>>8152255>Only thing im really iffy on is the red hair, pustule colour, and the eggs (yellow with black dot).I like them, they look like Eyes.
this is the real problem with naming the first female custodes "Kesh"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvmSaE0JXA
Something like this but with a SoS, SoB and a female custodes would be nice.Like wearing fancy dresses acting all noble lady like, hiding their faces with a fan while fluttering their eyes.
Hello coomers, /tg/ here. I am working on a land raider and the flat indented panel up front makes for a pretty nice canvas so I want to freehand something there. I want something pinupy so I was thinking of a seductive/beckoning daemonette or cultist with the phrase "we have such sights to show you". Anyone got some art that fits that so I can use as reference? I still have to put the model on the table, so tits are fine, but no holes.
>>8155720Don't have anything pinupy, but I want to say that little door you got is awesome.
>>8155791Thanks anon, I sculpted the eye thing out of greenstuff, I think it worked out pretty well.
>>8155901the eye looks great
>>8155720How about an actual demon breaking the veil right there? Take an appropriately sexy model with a suitable pose, cut her and put the upper parts there, while painting the tearing of reality around points of contact?
>>8157018i like the cut-outs for her gills
somehow the second in Command was completed before the first but here she is.
>>8157253The skin pattern and shading certainly help her froggyness.
If you were an elf chad, would you ever denigrate yourself to sleep with humans?
>>8157958you've known all the elf women you could potentially be dating for twenty times longer than the human has been alive and know all their idiosyncrasies and tics, and they know yours.Nice human girl comes along and is a fresh start, has only been alive for about 20 years, isn't constantly battling ennui.
>>8157998There's human women are live for hundreds of years as well though.
>>8158017yes, but as an elf you probably don't know them personally so there's still a chance to forge a new connection with a new person. And there's a hell of a lot more 20 year olds than 200 year olds, most people don't live that long.
>>8155720I havent built a Land Raider but based in my experience with a Rhino, I'm curious, what did you do to get those hatches to open like that?
>>8158211I drilled through the hinges on the door and grooves on the hull and ran a piece of string through it.
>>8158362the chapped ass is a nice touch. it made me giggle.
>>8158398Thanks. I sculpted this little guy for the service hatch because I didn't think it was chaosy enough.
>>8158410looks great! is the wrench made of plasticard?
>>8158421Yes, it's part of the skeleton I built him around.
>>8158454Nice
>>8157958It's been postulated that humans are like shortstacks to elves. So ask yourself - would you sleep with a girl who's short, thicc, and cute?
Did anyone else get the RT box set? Getting Cassia's cape to fit the base is a pain in the ass.
>>8161014put your dogs away
>>8157958Only men
>>8161014Put her in a big jar
Lineart complete. Now im just wondering for any changes.
>>8162846
>>8162851>>8162846she's cute
>>8162851Mom Moth!
>>8163769Thanks! Cant wait to see her coloured. Then maybe get some uncute (lewd) art of her and the Toad girl.>>8164047The Motherest!
Yrliet Sex Pollen anyone?
Lord Inquisitor Xavier Calcazar and his Interrogator Jimmy sharing a Rogue Trader
>>8164589
>tfw no edgy industrial goth Angel gf
Reminder that Elves, 40k or Fantasy, are for loving and gentle lewding.
>>8164589oh so i'm not the only one who thought Calcazar looked like DILF bait
>>8165607Reminder that Mon-keigh, canon or fandom, are for playing and hard rape.
>>8167433There was that one fantasy story where an elf called humans keigh-mon, but the other elves all gave him dirty looks. It's a really bad word.
>>8167442If mon-keigh if those who must be killed, then what does keigh-mon mean?[spoiler]those who must be raped?[/spoiler]
>>8164433>>8165607>>8167433>>8169124shut the fuck up
>>8169359Found the Dark Eldar victim
Morathi got herself a new attire
>>8169359Where did the bad elf touch you anon? It’s okay, you can tell us.
>>8169416Morathi in a floppy hat is nice.
>>8169760Morathi in anything is nice.As aside, art with her and hellebron hatefucking is peak.
>>8169817Morathi admits privately that Hellebron in her prime was prettier than she is herself, so you know she wants to carve off a slice for herself.
Elves or Eldar, which is hotter?
>>8171483I have a fetish for eldar's facial structure and eyes, so - eldar. Also, eldar are 6' - 7' tall
>>8171506what specifically about the facial structure and eyes?
>>8171483Morathi > Eldar > other Elves
>>8171989>facial structurePointy features, jaw>eyesUpwards and somewhat large
>>8171483Aren't they basically the same?
unnnh ungwould you unnggg let this ELF rape you?durr hurrrrrwould you FUCK this ELFE?
>>8172443FB elves are usually depicted more humanlike than eldar. They're also shorter
>>8174012Fucking a hot clown sounds great and all, until there's a clown horn honk when you squeeze an asscheek, you get sprayed with water when pinching a nipple, and get hit in the face by an actual creampie flying out of her couchy.
>>8174055Worst of all, she probably smells [spoiler]funny[/spoiler]
>>8171483I don't really know a lot about 40k but I have gathered that eldar are simply not possible for a human to get to fuck, whereas the elves are like, marginally less obtuse about it (with only their racism getting in the way) and are less extreme in generalEldar height is appealing and they have sexier armor since it doesn't show the face as often but they don't have Malekith so I have to say overall it's elves
This is real shame that we dont have male banshee/female uncubi,avenger,scorpion stuff
>>8174369>I don't really know a lot about 40k but I have gathered that eldar are simply not possible for a human to get to fuckHappened once in RT and I'll still hold to that canon.
>you will never be a scholar/serf in the Imperial palace and get to have a threesome with a SoS and a female custodes:sadge:
>>8174012>>8174206Fuckable space jesters should be more common
>>8175222>grab a harlie's breast>it makes a honking sound
>>8175280>pull down her pants>seltzer in the face
>>8175369>"Menesys, we have been partners for hundreds of cycles now. It is not funny and never has been."
>>8175442>"lol" said the harlequin, "lmao"
Should i get Toad Deamon Princess Riding Toad Dragon.
>>8150226Hot
The Do It For Free!https://archiveofourown.org/works/55593031Male Drukhari x Female Custodes10,172 Words>In the closing days of the 41st Millennium, Dracon Kyrabran is sent along on a Realspace Raid to kidnap Sisters of Silence on behalf of the incomparable Lady Archon, Aurelia Malys. While bouncing through a Black Ship surrounded on all sides by mind bending horrors of every conceivable variety, our dutiful Dracon encounters something he never expected to find.As always, I would like to express my undying gratitude and appreciation to anyone who chooses to read this, and I would love to know what you think of it.
>>8176585I got the title wrong in the post. whoops.You'll figure it out.
>>8176585Incredible. I hope for their next meeting and in this time Kyrabran should be careful not die like that again.
>>8177717Jannissaria showing up at Kyrabran's doorstep dragging a barrel of 5/8" Grade 80 chain along with her.
>>8176278yes.what is the alternative plan if you choose not to go with that
>>8177962Sadly artist wanted to go another direction.Another of my Ocs Deamonized (deamon princed?), my head oc being drawn in the artists style, or non deagon toad lewds with toad deamon prince.Went with Khornate Deamon princess.
>>8178042I think im going to get toad dragon next anyways after. Just kinda wondering on pose and what not. Like if its just an epic action pose of her riding it, same but unloeeful tentacles on the back restraining and fucking her, her beneath it geting fucked doggy or on back, or vore. Other ideas also welcome.
I was compelled to draw more doe-eyed Macha. It's really all I'm good for these days.
>>8178838Hell yeah, brother!
>>8178038DOORF
>>8178838*kisses her pussy with a loud *mwah* sound*
>>8178838Dow farseer's signature line is"I... have arrived."Which is another way to say"I came">the mists of space and time retreat from my mind
>>8179255Gorgeous stuff, Tyranids and Eldar go so well together. Hopefully there's more to come!
>>8178838Very nice work Lewdanon.Macha & Gabe will single-handedly repopulate Typhon Primaris.
>>8180847She looks familiar.
>>8179255>>8180847god damn i need more nid/GS stuff. hard to find good artists for it who are in my budget lmao.
>>8179255Dang, I came here to post this. I doubt Dolf hangs around these threads anymore, but if you are, congratulations on your story resonating with so many people.Alright, see you all again in three years.
>>8149528
>>8181149Are you the artist? Either way, you should hang around here more!It feels like the femstodes thing might have actually caused some people to ragequit because the thread has been even slower than usual since then.
>>8181259>it feels like the femstodes thing might have actually caused some people to ragequit because the thread has been even slower than usual since then.That would suck. i just got back into these and am even commissioning art for it. If only GW could be assed to market the Female only factions more rather than just derping the lore. I mean fuck Blanks are some of the more interesting things in 40k. a women army of them could be cool as fuck.
>>8181347Blame marketing companies and social media consultants.Most of these IPs that have established themselves in the 80s and 90s had its primary demographic drawn to it back then and now instead of continuing to give that demo the sort of thing they like they opt to try to make them react with various forms of (fortunately in this case low-effort) ragebait.Just compare the eroticised bdsm art of 40k of a couple decades ago to what they're doing now to get eyes on the same stuff.You will see this less in media designed to appeal to current teens and 20-year olds, but stuff that establishes itself for them will in 15 or so years be turned around to try to make them stirred up.I don't care that there's female custodes but I do feel like warhammer 40k is going to be watered down for the masses now.
>>8181259>Are you the artist?No, just an appreciator of the story. I saw the artist's post on twitter and it reminded me of when the OG image was posted here. I've written a few things but haven't had anything to contribute for awhile, and my interest in GW's properties isn't as strong as it used to be. Good to see a few familiar posters again though.
Okay first off the new legendary female lord in Total War Warhammer 3 any good or sexy images of her? Second I asked which female version of a Primark would be most likely to breastfeed her sons or daughters and someone mentioned more female version Mortarionwas going to get a drawing of that . Does anyone have the image made because of that?
>>8181627What?
>>8181627best I got is this
>>8181627 I asked which female version of a Primark would be most likely to breastfeed her sons or daughters and someone mentioned It probably be female versionMortarion and he was going to draw that . Does anyone have the image made because of that?
Why do people think that the majority of Eldar commanders are female?
>>8181668All of their men are busy trying to become aspect warriors.
>>8181668They're relatively feminine. This femininity is also why they're one of the most disliked factions by the community. Most people want grimdark testosterone poisoning with muscular fridge shaped uggos going at it.
>>8181149Oh I'm still here, I just mostly lurk these days. Partly because I had nothing new to show off for a long time, but I'm slowly trying to get back into turning out 40k smut again. Still, it's nice to see how much traction Breeding of Morrigan has gained, and how it still gets the odd bit of wonderful art even years down the line. Makes me think I should do a sequel or spin-off or something one day.
>>8181708Yo nta but i would love to see one. Even willing to comm a one shot with eros. BoM was amazin!
natural pairing
>>8181713I don't take commissions, my writing is too sporadic and unreliable for me to be comfortable taking on a project that might never be completed, but I'm always open to requests and ideas if you have them!
>>8181762My idea is to specific for a request. So my biggest request i can make is you release more Nid stuff!
>>8181788Nah, go for it - even if I don't pick the idea up there might be something in there that sparks me off on a similar tangent. I've had a couple of projects turn out to be non-starters lately so some fresh ideas might be handy.
>>8181814ah well, If you wish.its just my motherhood and breeding focused nurgle cult (the deamon world they are based on) gets a visit from a certain hive fleet Eros. Basically end up in the lewd horny version of that one canon story, but instead of the world forever poisoined and ruined instead that splinter of the fleet is locked in an eternal breeding war over the cult (all women).sorry for word vomit.
>>8181788Seconded on more nid stuff!
>>8181762how about some stuff with Eros x Drukhari??
>>8181824Ah, Nurgle's not my thing I'm afraid - maybe next time.>>8181836That is something I've considered. A troupe of Wyches going up against a pack of Eros-spawned Tyranids in the arena, risking a humiliating public breeding before the crowd if they fail to overcome their foes.
>>8181892eh no worries man! i expected it haha.Love that idea for the wyches. would be great im sure!~
Which Tau caste is the sexiest?
>>8182997TIL Air Caste actually has minis
>>8182997That's the thing about the Tau they have flavours for every taste>MusclegirlsFire Caste>SticcsAir Caste>ThiccsEarth CasteI imagine the Water Caste are 'balanced' beauty on average but probably run the spectrum in looks in order to appeal to any of their many trade and diplomatic partners.Or possibly the entire caste is just full-bimbo to be as distracting as possible while hoodwinking their diplomatic rivals.>5 years at diplomacy school, 5 years in language classes, achieve genius-level academic accomplishments>just for humans to gawp at your fat tits and treat you like a ditz
>>8183039I hope Ethereals combine a little bit of all.
>>8178838Thanks for still sticking around, Lewd. Your work is main reason why this threads are still worth something
>>8178838That's one beautiful butthole
Where are you on the axis?
>>8183995All sex-appealing art styles fall in the top-left, bottom left, and bottom right quadrants.The top-left quadrant only works because the mystery allows the imagination to fill in the blanks (see popularity of Tali from Mass Effect) and its appeal goes away the moment the mask comes off.
>>8184065>>8183995Top left should look like this.
>>8184069Just seems to look kinda like a bad 3d anime model instead of an alien so>its appeal goes away the moment the mask comes off.
>>8183995Honestly any of the above.>>8184069Still would.
>>8183995Alien/realistic. I want to goon to alien space elves, not anime characters or humans with pointy ears.
>>8183995Bottom left or top left.
Grace meeting the nefarious champion of Slaanesh,Charlie. Will she make it out with the only damage being to her pride? Tune in next time to find out, only on Warhammer Quest!
What does Eldar milk taste like? Do they even have milk?
>>8183995Top right or top left
>>8185598>imageI'd say Yrliet's art falls under bottom-right.
>>8185626>>8185598I just want to hug her forever
>>8185626Facial features are pretty top right imo. It would've been more noticeable if artist wouldn't fuck up the right side of her jaw
>>8185678Too bad she's heavely disturbed by human touch until the final event
>>8185736Does landing a cumshot on her face counts as touching?
Was Kerillian exiled from Athel Loren for being unnaturally thick?
>>8185817Cant be. The sisters of twilight arw decently thick.
>>8185817Maybe it's because she was spending too much time with her cousins
>>8185817are you aroused by hot dogs rolling in the gas station
>>8186758A little, yeah.
Lewdpencil here, with an update on that Kastelan Robot "versus" a Tyranid Warrior (I changed it back from genestealer to warrior)!
>>8183995>wearing a helmet makes you alienHuh?
>>8187235Odd pairing, but it is different.
I want to see silicon involving older women on young boys one or the other being a tau.
>>8187235Neat
>>8187235Loving how it’s turning out, robots are great.
>>8187491That's the main reason I picked it, the idea simply was so novel.>>8188063>>8188069Thanks a lot!
>>8187235>>8188164Great stuff! the plasmaTank titties area so great.
What artists here take Commissions besides BWC?obviously how you take/where would be a nice add.
>>8188218Thanks! The idea is that they're like some sort of plasma gel tank, only over the course of combat, the protective chassis over the Robot's chest was popped off and exposed the two reservoirs of plasma.
All done, finally!
>>8188734that looks fantastic!
>>8188734God damn text just adds so much to an image. Went from great to godly.
>>8188734You do Tyranids so well. Genuinely can't say that enough - most artists cheap out and make them look silly and cartoony, but yours are every bit as slick and sexy and alien as they appear in official art. More please, lots more!
>>8188734That’s really hot! What do you think your next warhammer piece will be?
>>8188734the las-clit is a nice touch
>>8189486Thanks!>>8189576I felt it would add some more dimensions to it, glad I succeeded! >>8189733Thank you! I heavily refrenced lots of official art of the Tyranids, becauseI really like the elements that you just named there. And also I feel that the sliminess is really important!>>8189735Im really not sure, maybe that Blue Horror x r63 Thousand Sons idea.>>8190332Glad you noticed!
>>8148017Finally, new piece from thelewdpencilOh, wait
Meh.
>>8183995Top right with bottom right's eyebrows.
>>8188734Why do robot needs boobs?
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>>8192928>>8182997Earth Caste, I like nerdy shortstacks
>>8192724Milky Way Galaxy. Please understand.
Do dark eldar deserve this?
>>8194016
>>8194016>>8194017If they're dumb enough to get caught they don't deserve to call themselves Eladrith Ynneas
>>8192724I drew them with the idea in mind that theyre some kind of "plasma gel tank". Which doesnt exist of course but come on throw me a bone here I like robot tits.
>>8194235>"Magos, while I will concede your changes to the Kastelen is not tech-heresy, the design is rather questionable from a combat perspective">"I will not elaborate."
>>8194235>Fuel for Plasma Anihilator/Volcano cannon/Fuckoff big Inferno flamethrower.>Or ablative shielding complexes.>Heat sinks.>House the Void shields.>House additional power generators.
>>8194263Thats probably how it went! And of you notice, the front chassis shielding over the tanks got ripped off and thrown on the ground there to the side.>>8194458Not bad ideas! Though one reason I picked plasma is for the blue glow.
>>8194235So are the nipples for refueling or for giving anything that comes too close a plasma blasting?
>>8195122The nipple-ports are for either being recharged with plasma fuel, or linking to the chambers of a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon (not the arm-mounted one). Something like that. However, however...The real reason (besides that I like nipples) is that the Kastelan Robot is about to get knocked up by the Tyranid Warrior here (replicating biomatter), and the infant biomorph is gonna need some way to get the plasma out (key to developing strong bones!).This is what I was thinking while drawing it. But like always, if you have a better reason, well, that can be the "canon" behind it too! I like to leave that up to the veiwer a bit.
Has there ever been any vampirate lewds?
>>8196089
>>8196089Pirate x DElves
>>8196089In Lustria
>>8196089Width
>>8187304I believe the joke is the only way to get both alien and waifu is covering her face
>>8180847>Anal while pussy is still covered by her armorKino
Here's some Arahan (40K).
>>8197811
Dark elf
>>8197811>>8197848Very cute! 40k sisters of twilight is all fun and games until, "get in the robot, shinji!"
>>8184080Funnily enough...
>>8198071Yeah, the anime industry was ruined by 3d, not that it wasn't in a steady decline in art and quality since the early 90s. Though its making a slight come back. Slight.At least there's less shitty 3d today.
>>8181347Is the femstodes thing actually that big aa deal? Like yeah GW is retarded but it seems that the "fan" outrage was mostly ragebait channels stirring outsiders to the hobby into a frenzy over alleged DEI issues.
>>8198308People were posting theQuartering's videos all over /tg/ a few weeks ago. The guy can't even pronounce most of the 40k lexicon and gets a ton of the lore wrong. Like seriously, they can't find better outrage farmers to post?
>>8198308Custodes have always been one of the dullest, blandest parts of the settings. Giving some of them vaginas makes them very marginally duller and blander. I can't understand why anyone cares either way.
>>8198308It's just further indication the GW - like every other fictional IP in existence - is going to twist their universe solely to obey the doctrine of modern sensibilities regarding what's 'good' and what's 'bad'.It's plainly obvious the only reason they'd do something so arbitrarily 'gender neutralising' is out of fear of (or under the control of) those delusional cultists who think that women must be considered exactly the same as men in all things, and don't want any deviation from this even in fiction.It really wasn't that long ago that having an institution of elite soldiers or even an entire military force be all-male was just normal. It was the assumed norm because that's how it actually works with humans in real life. So you had to justify why something would be different.Like how decapitation would kill a human in real life. So if humans in your setting can get decapitated but just walk it off you have to come up with some specific reason why and deal with any other implications of twisting the human norm so greatly. Not just "idk lol these humans are different to us humans xd" and expect everyone to just accept it like it isn't retarded.
>>8198555>the only reason they'd do something so arbitrarily 'gender neutralising' is out of fear of (or under the control of) those delusional cultists who think that women must be considered exactly the same as men in all thingsI dont know anon, I seemed to me that it was just a case of corporate blundering. GW has a history of neglecting unpopular factions, so instead of trying to flesh out the sisters of silence they probably just figured that they could add a couple women to the custodes and just sell those. They are just bigger space marines after all.>institution of elite soldiers or even an entire military force be all-male was just normalI dont think anybody thinks this isnt the norm even in such outlandish fictions as is Wh40k. Space Marines are all male, Grey Knights are all male, most demons are male coded, Orcs are male coded, necrons are male coded, etc.>you had to justify why something would be differentThe general justification, for female guardsmen, is that the difference in strenght/physical ability between men and women is nigh inconsequential when the enemy is simply that much more capable than you are. It doesnt matter if guardsmen are stronger than guardswomen, both are weak as fuck compared to orcs, compared to chaos, even compared to eldar. Besides, there are plenty of possible augments to make up for the differences in specific cases. And this doubles so for the custodes, custodes are choses for genetic predispositions to be turned into physical paragons. Women would also be transformed and thus, probably, lose that physical difference somewhere along the way.
>>8198308>>8198370 >it seems that the "fan" outrage was mostly ragebait channels stirring outsiders to the hobby into a frenzy>Custodes have always been one of the dullest, blandest parts of the settings.Correct on both counts. Anyone who actually plays 40k at this point has put too much money into the game to pull out anyway because of a lore change. The whole thing was a nothing burger for talentless midwits on youtube and imperial german wojack/anime pfps on twitter to get mad about for a week. The only consequences are now all the femstodes r34 made up until this point is a hair closer to canon, and people whose only investment in the setting is listening to people read the lexicanum over a slideshow of compressed jpeg images will now move on to battletech lore videos, where they will loudly announce themselves as "40k refugees," and cause me mild annoyance.
>>8198308>people raging about something /tg/ has been making fun of since it was literally createdlike this has always been seen as coming, but y'know, im being revisionist or whatever by pointing this out and im shifting the overton window or w/e because that's the only way the subhumans that infest this website know how to think anymore
Story on Nurgle Rape spiders or Slugs?
>>8198555>It's just further indication the GW - like every other fictional IP in existence - is going to twist their universe solely to obey the doctrine of modern sensibilities regarding what's 'good' and what's 'bad'.This is the part that really irritates me. I'm so sick of every fucking 'dystopia' that millenial writers get their hands on being reduced to an outright utopia of tolerance and diversity.There are precisely zero cases in human history where times get tough and people put their bigotries aside. The Imperium is meant to represent the ultimate Bad End for humanity. It's the story of how we went to the stars and took the very worst parts of ourselves with us. It's the story of how the Imperium has everything it needs to survive, thrive and even dominate, but is ripping itself apart over the same insane paranoias and hatreds that have always driven us to kill one another, only a million times worse because it's a hyper-fascist ethnostate where absolutely any deviation from orthodoxy is viewed as an existential threat.I want every petty bigotry we have dialed up to the maximum. You're seriously telling me the Imperial Creed would look at someone with a different skin colour as anything other than a dangerous mutant? It'd be worse than that. Give me death camps for people with outie belly buttons. Give me bloody purges of anyone who's more than a few inches off the median height. Give me black templars stalking through the streets, burning anyone with dimpled chins for the crime of aberration.Put the dogma on full display. Put some fucking balls back into the satire by showing just how insane it is to judge people by such minor traits.And show the consequences of it. Show a hive world rising up to massacre its own IG defenders for the crime of having bushy eyebrows, weeping with relief when they're slaughtered by an otherwise completely manageable Orkish raid because at least they aren't tainted by impurity.
>>8195223>impregnating robotsHot, now draw her giving birthAlso still hoping for some mechanics ladies from you
>>8198795>Put some fucking balls back into the satire by showing just how insane it is to judge people by such minor traits.The issue seems to be that doing this is a recipe to both drive anybody sane from your hobby and invite in all the extremists who want it as just a medium to live their own fantasies on how reality should be.Like it or not, people generally want to have some level of wholesomeness to their fictional settings. All the popular wh40k stories usually have a system bad individuals good thematic going for them with heroic individuals fighting against a corrupt system.Your suggestions would legitimately kill the hobby in a month.
>>8198795What >>8198830 said. There's already been cases of people showing up to tournaments in Nazi regalia. Especially when already the imperium has removed racism in a setting where genetic testing is easy enough in favor of flat out murdering people who express doubt in the system. You're still getting the extremism without drawing the nazi parallels in the brickwork.
>>8198830NTA but there's a point to what the anon you're responding to is suggesting if its done in moderation, the wholesomeness you want has to be a glimmer of hope at the bottom of the "pandoras box" of dystopia for 40k to work as a setting, otherwise it turns into a boring edgy horror-porn setting.
>>8198918I do agree with his point, but I do think the setting we have now is sufficiently dark without needing to incorporate more allusions to real world events to make it more fucked up. Ultimately, it seems to me most people just want it to be darker in a way that plays to their fantasies; if there is no laws then I can just go and rape any woman I want. I can assure you that the second the setting goes dark in a way that makes anons uncomfortable, perhaps women start castrating every man in the imperium, or perhaps most men just start having huge gay blood orgies, anons will start crying about it.
>>8198960That wasn't my takeaway from his post but I agree with you about it shouldn't be darker in a way that appeals to a fantasy. It should be darker in a way that is commentary.But a lot of people do find an appeal in a dark, dystopic setting and it doesn't mean they subscribe to the darkness, otherwise we'd have to crusade against every action movie with a violent scene in it.Also, I could actually see a scene in 40k where "women start castrating every man in (that section of) the imperium" as long as its done as commentary for a story about radical extremism from that angle. It can be done the other way too. I don't think I'd like it if the commentary started to sound too current-events though, good commentary in storytelling tries to stay general and evergreen.I think the topic is straying quite a bit from the purpose of this thread though, unless someone plans to make matriarchal smutfiction set on a fringe world.
>>8198071Miime is peak eldar though. She's my mental image of what they'd feel like.
>>8199093She's cute, but distinctly inhuman and ethereal.
I painted a thing.
>>8199178Very nice
>>8199093What's Miime from? For refrences.
>>8198846The incident in Spain was because the guy wanted to get his opponents to forfeit their matches against him but 100% of the reason nazis gravitate to 40k is the same reason trannies do. They're all ("both sides" tm) completely autistic. The funniest ones are the autistic nazi trannies. You will see this dynamic in any hobby environment that draws autistic people to it, and it's hilarious. It baffles me that nobody else seems to pick up on the dynamic at play here.>>8198918>perhaps most men just start having huge gay blood orgiesYou say that like the Horus Heresy doesn't exist.Anyway i tend to agree with >>8199004About the takeaway from >>8198795 being that a horrific dystopia shouldn't be consistent with millennial ideas of social justice even if that's kind of dystopian in its own right. It also irks me that they introduced female custodes in the most gallingly low-effort way possible, instead of just a generally low effort manner like saying "its Valdor's idea. What's he up to? Be sure to read the novel we are just now trying to convince Abnett to write."I would have loved that. Would have taken them like 3 months longer and cost them maybe $30,000.Like the problem with "woke" isn't the diversity. 40k has always been diverse, it has always had strong female characters and non-white characters in it, and the media in general has been self-consciously diverse since the 70's, but it hasn't always been so obnoxious. Like I loved Whitney Houston's version of (Roger's and Hammerstein's) Cinderella because it wanted so badly to be loved and sold you on it. The post 2012 stuff is just completely cynical for no reason, with all these millennial hipsters trying to gaslight us into thinking they didn't like edgy humor in the 2000's. And I hate being nostalgic for the 2000s. The 2000s sucked ass.
>>8199178that looks amazing
>>8199304Captain Harlock: Space Pirate. This is what she looked like originally
>>8198308it means that GW will most likely take a gigantic shit all over their lore to make woke retards happy.though even if they do destroy the lore i don't think it will kill 40k, woke gay shit will not stop people from playing something they spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on and invested many hours of their life into, so i think the game will be fine, new books and videogames will probably be shit. but the best 40k videogame was made like 20 years ago anyway.but i mostly like 40k for the art both lewd and nonlewd, the lore is good too but if they ruin the new stuff there is still plenty old lore. so i don't really care that much, still sad though.
>>8199643Comparing the original 2d version to the 3d is a great contrast between soul and soulless.
>>8199712>but the best 40k videogame was made like 20 years ago anyway....Fire Warrior?
>>8199782dawn of war 1, google says it was released 2004 steam says 2006, so 20 to 18 years ago.
>>8199810still getting more play than realms of ruin
Regarding the whole femstodes thing, I am actually pretty surprised that so far I am the only person using the "femstodes" and "Female Custodes" tags on AO3. I didn't think there would be a whole lot coming in, but I also didn't think I'd be the only one. It's been a week since I finished my thing and what, a month since the leaks?
>>8199828I should reinstall it, haven't played it in ages. Are the sequels any good?
>>8199904I mostly play Soulstorm, but Dark Crusade has a better campaign. I haven't finished the campaigns for Winter Assault and the original so I can't give my opinion there.DOW2 I played a bit, it is very different since it doesn't do the base builder aspects. The annoying thing is the cover system and how the cover is laid out in game doesn't match up with the actual distances the weapons can be used at so I eventually just give up and rush them with predictably mediocre results.I have not played DOW3; I probably won't play it. I hated DOTA back in the warcraft3 era and hated the 45 minutes I played LOL. Unfortunate because Macha is glorious and I would almost consider playing it for her.Realms of Ruin is way too much like DOTA and not nearly enough like DOW1 (it is nothing like DOW1. Maybe DOW2 if you are drunk and squint really hard.)DOW1 Soulstorm skirmish maps are my go-to "I want to play a videogame for exactly 20 minutes and then do something else" game.
>>8199828>33 playerswow, how does a game fail that bad?
>>8199847Everyone on ao3 writes gay porn so it'll be a while before the straights catch up.
>>8200006Well to start with they wanted to make a $60 AAA MOBA in an environment where the most popular MOBA is F2P and the LOL head writer is Anthony Reynolds after GW stopped letting him write anything interesting.The cinematics are nicely done but they don't actually add anything to the game and the only interesting faction is Tzeench. (which I like, actually)Sigmarines are so goddamn lame they immediately kill any enthusiasm you might have had as soon as they step on the screen and they're so afraid of letting Sigrun be anything other than a STONG FEMALE CHARACTER that they refuse to let her do anything interesting.From a RTS perspective (literally) it is also impossible to tell the Sigmarine units apart and they don't use control and shift the same way as normal RTS games for selecting units which is not something I am willing to relearn to play mediocre slop.
>>8200000>>8200070i selected the wrong post for my reply. Nice get.
>>8200070it sounds like every part of the game except graphics is shit and its over priced. but that is basically every game from a big company these days kek.so for things wrong with the game there is,>bad story do to woke character>bad gameplay>uninteresting factions>overpriced>sigmarinesyup i can totally see why it failed now.>>8200077thanks and checked.
>>8200169I wouldn't even care about giving Sigrun the central role in the campaign if she didn't have the personality of a wet paper bag. like she doesn't even seem particularly interested in her own questline or the things happening around her, she's just vaguely worried and stating the obvious in a goofy sounding "serious voice"
>>8200000Nice. Artist?
>>8200169also the graphics are pretty mediocre outside of the cut scenes. but then again it is an RTS/MOBA the graphics for that entire genre basically peaked 20 years ago because there is only so much information you can communicate from a zoomed-out isometric perspective which is again one of the fundamental problems with sigmarines as a faction.
>>8200219oh, so she has shit writing and poor voice acting, yeah if the main character in the story is poorly written and poorly voice acted then i can see how it would really make the story worse.>>8200224no idea sadly.>>8200227sigmarines are so shit, they have everything i don't like about spacemarines without anything good, and they are so unoriginal looking too.but yeah thats a really bad problem for a rts to have, being able to tell what units are is very important. i wonder why they didn't make sure it was easy to do that?
>>8200270Sigmarines and a lot of sigmar stuff in general feels so uninspired and generic I feel like I'm looking at mtg art or a 5e sourcebook. It's like GW wanted to sand off the hard edges of fantasy to get that consumer friendly wotc aesthetic that is boring as fuck
>>8200733i don't really know much of anything about age of sigmar, but sigmarines are just the worst, the problem is that they are fantasy themed spacemarines but with all the soul and cool sucked right out of them.all thats left behind is just a souless generic copy of something thats actually good and has soul, made purely to extract money out of people with zero care about anything else.sigmarines look like what a ai would make if you asked it to make mediaeval spacemarines, thats how unoriginal sigmarines are.
>>8200809Which is strange, because I hate Space Marines with every fibre of my being, but really like Stormcast. They feel like the Marine archetype but actually done well - with character and personality rather than 40k's endless parade of dull, scowling bald men, none of whom ever seem to have anything notable or unique about them.
>>8200733>It's like GW wanted to sand off the hard edges of fantasy to get that consumer friendly wotc aesthetic that is boring as fuckBecause that's exactly what they did.
>>8200843i don't like either of them, but spacemarines at least have a good looking design that has soul, even if they are way over used.sigmarines just look like a cheep fantasy copy.
>>8200878Again I'm afraid I don't agree, especially now that the Primaris redesign has given all Marines the same bland mkWhatever armour. Stormcast, especially the new Thunderstrike models, have a lot of really cool designs that blend mythic high-fantasy elements with traditional Warhammer grit. They're interesting and impactful to look at in a way Space Marines just aren't.All this is coming from someone who loathed AoS on launch, funnily enough. GW had turned that initially abortive setting into something really quite special, even as 40k gets worse and worse with every new edition.
>>8200966>even as 40k gets worse and worse with every new edition.which is funny because i can hardly remember when it was really ever good - 4e sure as shit wasn't good, it was one of the most mono-build eras of the game and every edition after has just been a rough ride down. i guess newcrons getting their lore was neat and DE not being stuck in 2e for forever was funny and all, but uhhhh yeah, 40k has really only gotten worse in all of it's bad aspects over the years.
>>8201253>>8201253>>8201253>>8201253new thread i guess
>>8198602>anyone who doesn't have [my opinion] is le twitter secondaries xdAnyone who still makes this argument for anything should be thrown off a bridge, you arrogant self-important faggot.
>>8198586>I dont think anybody thinks this isnt the norm even in such outlandish fictions as is Wh40kI think you know as well as I do that if Space Marines were invented as an army now they'd be gender neutral. Has there been any army/force in ANY fictional setting invented within the last decade that's all-male? It's not allowed any more.>is that the difference in strenght/physical ability between men and women is nigh inconsequentialExcept warfare involves a lot more than engaging in an arm wrestle with the enemy. I'm sure the squad will be happy that the heavy bolter runs dry fifty rounds early because Becky couldn't walk up the hill with the ammo without her hips literally fracturing - which is what happens to them in real life all the time.Any argument that can me made for female soldiers being acceptable because the physical differences don't matter could also be made for 12 year old boys.The idea of any kind of any military force beyond last-ditch-we-have-nothing-else-tier shit being composed of a significant number of them is retarded. I don't care if it's the 41st millennium. If that's not the case then why even call them human.>Women would also be transformed and thus, probably, lose that physical difference somewhere along the way.Yeah I actually agree and don't mind 'female supersoldiers' as a concept. Much less stupid than non-augmented female soldiers.There just needs to be some reason why they're bothering with augmenting women when there's infinite potential male recruits. Extremely rare genetic requirements and a need to rapidly boost their numbers would be a good reason.Plus the canon of recruiting from nobility doesn't fit at all now. Giving up sons for military service perfectly fits with the 'landed gentry who act like a bunch of 18th century aristocrats'. But what, now they're throwing their daughters away too instead of marrying them off for gain? Gender neutrality is totally at odds with almost all historic cultural styles.
>>8201610i mean to be fair 18th century noble daughters were a pain in the ass to deal with (provide a dowry, can't inherit the estate) and Mr. Bennett would have absolutely jumped at the chance to send one or two of them off to be turned into the Emperor's companions.But that's obviously not the dynamic they are going for here.
>>8201610>If that's not the case then why even call them human.Because the lore says so.>but they aren't accurate to real humansAnd 40k isn't about realism, if you are into 40k for the realism you're in the wrong place.It's a universe people run helmetless on a battlefield wracked with artillery fire, stray gun shots, grenades, deadly acid, viruses and other horrific shit, while swinging a chainsaw (an actually terrible weapon in most situations) because it looks cool.Just because they added women doesn't detract from that, it will only detract from it for you if you're a mentally pavlov'd yourself into identity politics and only to think of identity politics.I like 40k because it is a fantasy scifi in space and that it is a batshit crazy universe where super soldiers run around with swords as tall as they are while shooting a super heated plasma from their pistol.If I wanted realism I would get off my ass and go outside. But I deliberately don't do this because real life is fucking boring.
>>8202162NTA but you are very specifically ignoring the fact that this change was made to appeal to contemporary sensibilities and not for the sake of improving the setting, which is the fundamental reason why it is a bad change. whether or not women are or are not in combat positions, and whether that is plausible or even a good idea, is not the point, and why appeals to verisimilitude coming from either side (yes >>8201610 is included in this) are completely retarded. It breaks the suspension of disbelief because it erodes the fourth wall regardless of whether it is plausible or not.and whether or not it actually appeals to mainstream tastes is entirely debatable, it was very much done to appease a highly visible and vocal cohort of extremely online weirdos that nobody likes, who justify themselves by pointing to another highly visible and vocal cohort of extremely online weirdos to justify themselves.tl;dr: it's not what they did, it is why.>inb4: but why do you careif it's not important than why bother to defend it?