Helltaker-Awaria General #176Who's Judging Who EditionWelcome to /htag/, the Helltaker-Awaria game general.Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon or ghost, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the games.>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274300/Awaria/>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltakerhttps://vanripper.itch.io/awaria>"What is Helltaker?"Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.>"What is Awaria?"Awaria is a short, free to play game about working in haunted maintenance tunnels.>"Why /htag/ and not something shorter?"Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.>"Why a general for two hour-long games?"Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker and Awaria's creator, had considered making the games open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!>Level Editor Modhttps://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editorGuides--------->Full game/achievements guidehttps://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/>Helltaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE [Open] [Open] [Open]>Examtaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw [Open] [Open] [Open]Media--------->Vanripper's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/vanripperart>Vanripper HT comic archiveshttps://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264>Vanripper stream archiveshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g>Helltaker Booruhttps://helltaker.booru.org/index.php>/htg/ Archiveshttps://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb--------->previous thread: >>8919489
Lewd Lucy
Garmr and her girls will judge your worthiness for breeding;
Buff Zdrada can drain my balls anytime
Justice is Amazonian too:
Lucy is very fuckable:
GenerT H I C C:
If there was a sequel of helltaker that delved into the ars goetia, do you think Paimon would be a femboy
>>8976568Librarians, definitely.>Hoot hoot, motherfucker
>>8976568>Paimon...or as Generic plays games such as Genshin Impact, that demon would either dress like a twink lyre-playing god that is an alcoholic, or a small floating guide thing that is emergency food:...but Generic introduces Malinka to Honkai Star Rail & Zenless Zone Zero. There's a demon in the latter - Soukaku - who works with those who deal with Hollows & Ethereals: if that character has a problem, I wouldn't say she eats a lot but she's basically a stomach on legs.
Wife
>>8976687Sex Goddess Lucy:
>>8976633Double dubs checked, Belial plays Rome Total War exclusively; she got Malina to install Europa Barbarorum for her.
>>8977084Methinks Belial would attend displays by the ancient Roman re-enactment group Ermine Street Guard:https://www.erminestreetguard.co.uk/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermine_Street_Guardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvT54kuTOeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50ZBmvuIochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zHFr3G4a0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOAVDx3EpOYRegarded as a living museum, as authenticity via studying artifacts from archaeological digs & historical accuracy is everything to them.
>>8977128Smug Belial is best Belial
>>8976610>cute>librarian>owlI would.
>>8977290Just don't make too much noise or harm the books
>she used to be a gladiator long agoGrondigheid is very loyal to Belial:
>>8977683She must work more exotic Hell-made metals, normally demons don't sweat from mere heat.
The amount of blush displayed by this Lucy is very acceptable
>>8978089Perfect pussy protection
Would you let her dom you?
>>8978429No, but Modeus is being gently dommed by Behemoth here:
>>8978736Behemoth is the strongest and the most gentle in Hell
>>8978429Only if she's into gentle femdom.
>>8979429That's more Beelzebub's department:
>>8979571Plump Beelzebub is sexiest Beelzebub.
>>8979571Then I want mommy Beel instead.
>>8979972>I want mommy Beel insteadASS-k, and you shall receive:
>>8979972Beel: 'Ara~ Ara~...!':
>>8980085>>8980086Her titfucks must drain balls in seconds
>>8980308Of course; Modeus is jealous.
>>8980308Beel gives exquisite titfucks:
>>8980085Made for child-making plaping.>>8980086Made for nursing handjobs.>>8980462Made for gentle titfucks.
>>8980481Made for her husband?>Beelzebub's husband Maxwell stands on a stage, wearing a glittery, skin-tight jumpsuit with the words “Certified Bub Expert (BEEFCAKE & BUBOLOGY)” bedazzled across the chest.>A spotlight shines on him as smooth jazz plays in the background.>"Ladies. Gentlemen. Demons. Angels. Ghosts. And confused Halo players who accidentally clicked this thread—welcome. Today, I, Maxwell, King of Fabulousness and the proud husband of Mother Sky herself, shall answer the age-old question: How does one truly ‘Beelze the Bubs’?”Step 1: Appreciate the Bubs>"Before you even THINK about touching, you must appreciate! You see, Beelzebub’s bubs are not mere mortal breasts. They are divine, gravity-defying wonders sculpted by the cosmos themselves. They deserve admiration, worship, poetry—why, I’ve written entire sonnets dedicated to them!"Step 2: Engage in the Ritual of Touch>"Now, when it comes to contact, one must remember—Beelzebub is an Elder Demon. You do not simply grope; you offer to the bubs. You must approach with respect, reverence, and both hands~. Bonus points if you whisper sweet language, such as: ‘Oh great and magnificent bubs, let me bask in thy warmth!’”Step 3: The Full Beelzing Experience>"Ah, my dear students, this is where true enlightenment is reached. To fully ‘Beelze the Bubs,’ one must master the holy trinity: Squeeze, Worship, and Suck. But be warned—too much enthusiasm may result in being pinned beneath Beelzebub herself. Not that one would complain, mind you!”>"Maxwell, for the love of Fortune—”>“Hush, my love! The world must know the glory of thy bubs!”Step 4: Survive the Aftermath>"After a successful Beelzing, one must be prepared for potential consequences—such as loss of breath, dizziness, or in the best cases, being lovingly smothered under the weight of perfection. But fear not! If you perish in the bubs, you die a hero.">"Now go forth, young Anons, and Beelze wisely!"
>>8980671A demon-stration of Beelzing the Bubs in visual form by no less than Noaharbre:
>>8980671Based Maxwell doing what Pandemonica couldn't.
>>8980671>Lorebro, the treasure of /htag/
Lucy's enjoying a good hard dicking:
Here is Azzy, blessing us this Sunday with her hairy cunt:
I've got two demons coming in to mess with the angels this Sunday!Valkeera van Helmond“ABSOLUTE EMPRESS OVER THE SERVING UNTERMENSCH!”— Mymy, Ongezellig“A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke…I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”— Vincent Van Gogh “The field has eyes, the wood has ears.”— Hieronymus Bosch>Valkeera is not part of any official Infernal Royal Army division, preferring to remain freelance >Her crossbow, "Doemspanner" (Doomdraw) has been known to pierce angel armour and can hit accurately from up to a mile away>She hates Belgians>She LOVES spices and tulips, although she never puts any stock in the plants anymore >She learned her lesson in 1637>She has, however, learned a great deal about trading and makes for an excellent sailor, making her invaluable for any squadron or division she finds herself assisting>She rarely, if ever, smiles, and would much rather paint what she's feeling than say it out loud >She and Medb work together so often that many believe them to be a couple >Medb will joke about it, but there's been several times where Valkeera has rested on her lap while smoking a joint at home, wearing her favorite pair of shoes>She'll swear by the Styx itself that klompen are in fact comfortable >She's more frugal than a demon from the Greed Circle, and absolutely expects you to bring or pay for your own stuff>Hope you brought your own bike for a date!>She's a no-nonsense type of demon, rare outside more professional IRA divisions >If she doesn't like something, you'll hear about it 1/2
>During missions on the field, she packs entirely too much cheese; she loves it like Lucifer loves pancakes >She's as silent and looming as the stained moon, letting Medb cause chaos on the ground while she hits heart after heart from the trees>Her first targets are always those that are fighting Medb, which has saved her many a time>She might be loud and crude, but if Valkeera ever lost her?>The sadness would last foreverThe other one will be posted later today, probably around noon.
>>8981811>Vincent Van Gogh>earsVincent Van GoghCut a bit offWhen people asked whyHe said "What? Eh? Pardon?!"As Judgement demon-strates ear... I mean here, having pointed ears can be good for your elf:She looks lobe-ly ear... I mean here.
Hello /htag/. Do you guys think the girls of Helltaker would do well in sports? Well next month is the start of the 4chan Autumn Cup. An AI vs AI divegrass/soccer tournament where other boards compete to be the best for almost 15 years now and I am the manager of this board.About 5 years ago there was a vote on this board on who was best girl and Justice ,who is also my favorite, was the winner and she has been on the team ever since. If any of this sounds interesting and you want to support, especially since next month is the 10 years anniversary of our board, you can help and vote in our roster poll here: https://forms.gle/hLdJbPaRv8nx4gB47Here is also a video example of Justice in action being awesome.https://implying.fun/video/summer24/2024-08-03/?t=5:04:04.0 either way keep enjoying Helltaker and Awaria art and content because I love these demons and ghosts a lot too
>>8981836Definitely they would, soccer is their favorite.
>>8981946Lucy loves Football:Her favourite team is Manchester United: known as the Red Devils. She was also very pleased - thus her horns were at their most prominent as she stores extra Smug energy there - when England Women's team won the UEFA competition this year
Medb Ó Cuinneagáin“Give us the future...we’ve had enough of your past.” — Michael Collins“Má tá tú ag lorg cara gan locht, béidh tú gan cara go deo. (If you're looking for a friend without a fault, you will be without a friend for ever.)”“Christians. They’re determined to rid the land of any who worship the Horned One. Murdering all the druids, burning the temples, sometimes whole villages, and knocking over the standing stones…This god of peace and love certainly likes to bathe the land in blood.” — Brom>Medb has served in both IRA 5th Infernal Mountain Division “Baraz-Azan” (Iron Peak) and 6th Torment Division “Uznâ Uzbadul” (Torment’s Grasp)>She mainly uses a combat knife named "Lámh Díoltas" (Hand of Vengeance)>It also doubles as a sacrificial knife, offering mortals and angels, her favorite targets, to Lucifer >She loves a good scrap, and will take any and all opportunities to get in one >Don't think that taking her knife makes her less dangerous; she's one of the best pugilists and stick-fighters in Hell>Given how much she drinks, she'll fight you and the doubles she sees and somehow win against both!.1/2
>She'll go on and on about the weather if you let her>If ever Hell has a weather channel, she'd be the top meteorologist >Medb doesn't look it, but she's actually quite a clever girl>Don't get into your vehicle if you somehow outran her; the moment you turn on the ignition, things get explosive fast>The only time she'll take a compliment is if Valkeera, in a surprisingly kind moment, says how she doesn't look like a serial killer >Medb will then talk>And talk>And talk>She's definitely the one who communicates with others, Valkeera need not say a thing>Not that she could get a word in anyway>She's extroverted as can be, and always tried to get Valkeera to join in on activities >”Come on lass, the sacrifice here won't cut itself open!”>She's always there for her grim partner, and she loves to try and get her to smile >Really, she's a fine girl when you get to know her>The paintin’, the bluntness, the…>...the beauty of her smile, so previously rare…>...>What are ye starin’ at?! Get goin’ before I knock ye inta the concrete! Téigh trasna ort féin!2/2
>>8982245So are they Hell's equivalents of of the Dirty Pair? It's obvious which is Yuri and Kei there.Here's Heaven's Lovely Angels:
>>8982260I've never heard of them before, but Valkeera and Medb are definitely an item even if they won't admit it. Sometimes Val paints Medb.
>>8982279https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Pair...but here's the best Demon Pair:
>>8982282Yeah, they would most certainly leave destruction; mostly on purpose, but Medb loves her collateral damage!
T H I C C Michael:
>>8982598That's beyond birthing hips, that's breeder bottom
>>8982967Indeed.
>>8983028Why are blushing embarrassed girls so cute, anons?
>>8981836Thank you to anyone who has voted so far. There is still plenty of time to vote. Support is always the number one thing about making these teams and it's thanks to anons like you for helping with that>>8981946 That's great to hear. and I hope they keep bringing their effort to our team. >>8982048I don't support Man United myself but i'm glad Lucy has her team and she's winning
>>8983048When is the big game gonna happen?
>Astaroth is never going to step on you while calling you a disgusting worm with a look of contempt on her facePain.
>>8983203>I am now imagining Astaroth wearing seamed stockings, 6 inch heels with ankle straps - and nothing else...and now I'm hard. That's the effect this Sex Goddess has on me:
>>8983169We will find out on October 1st. There are two tiers where we are. First is the babbies, and Second is the qualifiers for the babbies. The qualifiers starts October 10th and the Babbies starts October 24th. We finished 24th out of 32 in Spring so we are right on the line. Once everyone signs up and is approved by the higher ups we will see who is in the qualifiers
>>8983203>>8983296She'll prove demons are superior via stepping on mortals.
>>8983727>superior>>8983203>Anon so ultra-clever and possessing superior intelligence he tricks Astaroth into wearing a Cheongsam, then getting her tits out for the ladsPhwoar! Look at the norks on that! I wouldn't mind giving her one!:
>>8983762>A direct order from Lucifer, no lessClever politicking
teh dogis r luud:
Obligatory reminder that the best duke is pretty!Pretty!
>>8984071Astaroth is pure Sex:
>>8984071>>8984331>The look of pure hatred upon seeing a mortal AM would be proud.
>>8984593>pure hatredWhereas Pandy is into physical stuff, Astaroth is more into humiliation and degradation.
>>8985023...but like Astaroth >>8983762 , Pande can be subject to physical humiliation:
>>8985154Just surround Asty with peaches, she hates the fucking things
>>8985660Modeus doing Azzy:
>>8985670Love this artist
>>8986128However...:
A wild Baphomet appears!:
>>8986171>Casually nude, she doesn't even want sex at the moment
Nude Judgement a breast... I mean best:
When it comes - pun not intended - to sex, Amazon Judgement always delivers:
>>8986825fuck AI
>so >>8986838 wants to have sex with AILoremaster can help you with that
>>8986838>ywn get to touch and properly appreciate Justice's hard muscled bodyWhy even live?
>>8986850> I hate it when you do thing> Then I'll do more of thing!Come back after you've had your eighteenth birthday.
>>8987143>what is 'Hide Post' or just ignoring somethingYou have to be over 18 to post here
>>8987143Because you asked so nicely, more Judgement
>>8987191>>8986838>>8987187To be fair, if it's true that electrical circuits are sigils, it does still involve demons, and therefore demon girls.
That's okay, Malinka. I'll fuck your tits and cum on them:
>>8987471She's not ready for babies yet, but she'll warm up to it eventually
>>8987997Fli is very breedable, though:
>>8987471I think Malina is the most Breedable out of the Girl, Second her sister
>>8988079>The boob squishBuckets.
>>8987471Would be worth it.>>8988079Made for babymaking and impregnation.
>>8988294>No muscles
>>8988588Noaharbre draws Justice without muscles
Who do you think would get more embarrassed if you started talking about how her muscles turn you on, Justice or Judgy?
>>8988911Judgement for sure, Justice encourages praise.
This Sunday, we are breast... I mean blessed by Massive Mammaried Michael:
>>8989292She'll drain the balls of anyone before she breaks.
>>8989292I thought the skeletons were, you know, skeletons?
>>8989477...but that one still has a 'bone'-r.Lucy proves she's femur-liar with this one's instrument: a sex-a-bone. What... I mean who he's doing, Modeus finds it to be humerus. I guess he wants tibia porn star. But Lucy is made of sternum stuff, as she's a natural bone leader:
Play this while reading for best results:https://youtu.be/UEbNffWVRro>The angel walked tentatively up to the door to Metatron's room>It was located near the center of the Heavenly Citadel, close to the Throne Room of God>Not many enter her room, and not just because she's hidden from most angels>To those who know Metatron, she's been said to be...>...Creepy>She keeps her eyes closed while talking to you most of the time, although some swear to have seen her eyes open>Still, the angel has a duty to do, report in and hear what Metatron has to say>She just hopes that she's friendlier than others say she is>The angel knocks on the door three times>"Come in.">The angel opens the door, and almost runs right back out>Metatron is standing up, and she is TALL>She has got to be 7 feet, at least>Her eyes are closed, as though she is asleep>The angel attempts to gather herself together, and speaks>"Reporting in, M–Ma'am...">Metatron did not speak for several seconds>While she was waiting for a response, the angel could only hear the ticking of the clock on the wall, loud amidst the silence of the room1/2
>Finally, Metatron speaks>"I apologize for my delay in replying. I was communing with the Holy Spirit.">Holy moly, that voice>It's completely monotone, yet it sounds so...dominant >How is that even possible?>Metatron continues to speak>"I have called you here for an important reason. Do you know Yahweh's will?">"N-no, I-I mean yes, I mean, what do you mean by that, if I m-may ask?">"It is a simple question. Do you know Yahweh's will? Do you speak to her Holy Spirit daily as I do?">The angel was in a cold sweat now. Her voice scared her, as did the question>"N-n-no, I don't. Why do you, uhm, ask me this, ma'am?">Metatron remains silent, that ticking clock being the only sound now>It's deafening in the angel's ears, her fear growing each second>Metatron speaks again, slowly moving around the room as she does so>"Then why does Michael believe that she is right? She does not commune with the Holy Spirit, yet claims to be doing her will. This is blasphemous, and it will be corrected. (She opens her eyes) As will her traitorous legion.">The angel's blood froze in her veins when she made eye contact with Metatron>Her sclera were like silver, and her irises the color of electrum >She didn't see friendliness in those eyes>Only determination and coldness>"Tell Michael all that I have said to you. Perhaps she will reconsider her choices.">The angel turned to leave, but Metatron called her name before she could>"And Carolina? I know your sympathies to Michael. I could see it in your soul. Repent now before it is too late for you.">Carolina nodded slowly, then shut the door behind her and leaned on the wall, her heart pounding >She tried to make deep breaths to calm down, but she couldn't get those eyes, or that voice, out of her head>Why would the Holy Spirit ever talk with that, that thing?>No matter, there's no time to waste>Carolina has a message to deliver, quickly >Besides, the further away she is from Metatron, the better2/2
>>8989768>CarolinaPlay this while looking for best resultshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2g
>>8989766>TNOUnexpectedly based.
How long has this general existed on /aco/ for? I remember when we were on /vg/ I think. When did we move?How much did I miss out on?Also I'd love for a lot of Judgements to be posted.
>>8990479We moved early in 2024. Not much happened besides Awaria, Lorebro's still weaponizing his autism for us.
>>8990485Shame that Awaria didn’t reach Helltaker’s Popularity, But now I’m thinking Vanripper is just gonna be doing Helltaker
>>8990614...or hot demon women will be doing Helltaker:
>>8990485>Lorebro's still weaponizing his autism for us.And that's based.
Being muscular is Justice:
>>8990679How much can she lift? For research of course.
>>8990771Dunno. But here's Justice lifting the cum from your nuts:
Leviathan/Jörmangandr"There's an evil on these seas that even de most staunch and bloodt'irsty pirates 'ave come to fear."–Tia Dalma, Pirates of the Caribbean"There comes Fenris' twin, his jaws are open wide, the serpent rises from the waves. Jörmungandr twists and turns, mighty in his wrath, the eyes are full of primal hate!"–Twilight of the Thunder God, Amon Amarth “Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you...an escape.”—Davy Jones “That ghostly ship is hunting us, It's bringing on the gale! She's called the Flying Dutchman, and it's rage that fills her sails!” —The Flying Dutchman, Jolly Rogers>Leviathan is the firstborn daughter of Lilith, one of the oldest Nephilim, and self-proclaimed “Dragon of the Deep”>She was once Hell's Chief of Security, but became jealous of Lucifer after seeing the popularity she had>At the prodding of her mother, she tried to take the throne for herself >This ended with her being exiled to the mortal realm, where she quickly made her home in the sea>She has The Flying Dutchman as her flagship>The Flying Dutchman is in essence an extension of Leviathan, sails billowing at her command and rising from the sea by her will alone>In truth, she'd rather be here than with Lilith>Her mother, who she still calls “Mommy”, is overbearing and abusive, putting her down at every opportunity in private and pretending that she's proud of her in public >It's not as much of a secret as Lilith thinks it is; the bruises and cuts are usually hidden, but the trembling and obvious relief when she leaves isn't >Still, Leviathan loves her mommy, even as she's crying and being berated>She simply cannot imagine life without her, exactly how Lilith wants it1/2
>The only real companion that Leviathan has, other than Behemoth and Ziz, is Blackbeard>She managed to get hold of his soul after his death>Since then, she's kept him by her side for companionship and advice, even using his own flag for her ship and any captured ships she has as well >She's also adopted some of his tactics, like putting fuses in her hair and lighting them to scare combatants.>She even calls him by his real name, Edward>No doubt that she has a crush on him!>She LOVES SpongeBob, her captain's quarters filled with merchandise and handmade items from the show>Naturally, the Flying Dutchman has an organ for her to play, especially when she's in great pain>She fears no wave, no navy, no omen>Besides, the more ships she fights, the more of their former crews she can take for her own!>Every port shall be open to her and her crew; if not, she'll blow them open and shanghai or kill the lot of them>To plunder and terrorize the whole of the oceans is her calling and her second greatest want in her immortal life>Her greatest want is just to finally hear Lilith say that she's proud of her>She'd do anything for Mommy>Just…>Please stop…>It hurts…>https://youtu.be/9UfT0jVzNkw?si=0dPT026ufs-hDX-x2/2
>>8991014I'd have a Gander at her Jormuns. Lilith's tits are very fuckable too:
>>8991035Seems too good to be true, why doesn't she love Leviathan?
>>8991467Or maybe she does...!:
>>8991490Borderline Personality maybe?
>>8991864I like Lilith's... 'Personalities':...makes me Borderline... feral.
>>8991490Leviathan a cute!
>>8992397Feesh demon a dorable:
>>8991018>Davy Jones themeGod DAMN, hit it out of the park every time!
>>8992410The big question is, what does she smell like?
>>8993017Seawater, probably
>>8992397She looks like her laugh is literally>MWA HA HA HA
>>8992410...or feesh demon a doable:
>>8993106I'd do her captain's quarters, if you catch my drift
>>8993093More like >ARR HAR HAR HAR
>>8993561Leviathan: 'Arrr, Jim lad! Have ye ever been tossed off in a storm?!'Anon: 'No, but I've been blown ashore!'
>>8993617Now I want to see her take on a supercarrier group. Think the Flying Dutchman can drag them to Davy Jones' Locker?
>>8976258>judgement threadPerfectTruthfully Judgement being said to be the nicest demon girl is built for loving baby making.
>>8993878After what happened to a certain submersible steered with a Logitech controller, I bet Leviathan was crushed because she couldn't meat... I mean meet the ones within such who went on that Titan-ic trip..but I hear that her favourite film is The Abyss: made by James Cameron who knows more about submersibles etc.
>>8993931Strongest girl too besides Behemoth.
>>8993931>>8994265>pic by same artist who gave us Leviathan'sWhat if Judgement & Behemoth loved each other very much...?!:
>>8994418Nah, our Beebah is bigger:
>>8994684This demon being the result of a... 'union' betwen Judgement & Behemoth? Something for Lorebro to 'give birth' to...?!
>>8994723Wait a minute, if Behemoth is invincible, and only God can hurt her, hence the missing eye, does that mean that her hymen can't be broken? >She's fertile, but birth would be dangerous for the baby>C-section is out of the question >Mfw her innocence must be protected, last she be traumatized a second time
“My king who from his birth has been fitted for lordship/the crown, the lord of Unug, the sajkal snake living in Sumer, who pulverizes mountains/heads like flour, the stag of the tall mountains, endowed with princely antlers, wild cow, kid pawing the holy soapwort with its hoof, whom the good cow had given birth to in the heart of the mountains, Enmerkar, the son of Utu, has sent me to you."—Enmerkar (Nimrod) and the lord of Aratta (Noah)“...and Nimrod reigned in the earth over all the sons of Noah, and they were all under his power and counsel. 46 And all the earth was of one tongue and words of union, but Nimrod did not go in the ways of the Lord, and he was more wicked than all the men that were before him, from the days of the flood until those days.”—Book of Jasher, Ch.7, Verses 45-46“For my tribe, the people I found years ago, we've found sanctuary in the irreverent, in the off-center, in the quirky... And that's how we stay entertained, and that's how we stay engaged in what would otherwise seem to be a really cruel world. A really harsh world.”—Rupaul>Maxwell has been known by many names, and answers to all of them>Nimrod, Enmerkar, Osiris, the list goes on>Though his name has changed, his sense of fashion hasn't >His usual attire is a bright pink and baby-blue dress>His heels are black and his stockings are striped red and green>His hair is generally dyed neon purple, all the way down to his hips; his actual hair color is platinum blonde>Even his glasses have glitter on them!>His eyes are green, greener than anything you've ever seen>He's only 4’5”, but you will not find a better hunter anywhere in Creation1/3
>Years before the Great Flood, he married Beelzebub and sired Behemoth >Some say he was Ham’s grandson, although he claims otherwise >”I simply showed up one day and they figured I was Cush’s son, and you'd best believe I didn't tell them otherwise~!”>After God gouged out Behemoth's right eye before the Flood, he flew into a rage and built the Tower of Babel as soon as he was able to try and reach Heaven just to get it back >Always he and Beelzebub stood at the top whilst construction was going on, cursing and blaspheming God at the top of their lungs >He tried to kill Abraham when he was born!>About 50 years later he has Abraham thrown into a fire, which only kindled his anger against God as Abraham was perfectly fine afterwards >Very few things make him angry; mentioning Noah and his descendants in a positive light is one of those things >He's quite different from other humans in more ways than physical >For one, he's soul-bound to Beelzebub >That means that he only dies if she permanently dies>He can get shot, stabbed, crushed, burned, eaten, etc, and nothing will kill him>He's gotten used to the pain nowadays >”Beebee, my skin is melting off me again! This tanning bed is broken!”>Another name he's known as is “Father Earth”>He can command vines and every plant you can think of, and a great deal you haven't, to come up from the earth by tapping his heels against the ground twice or simply commanding it>Indeed, even his throne is made of a great man-eating plant!2/3
>Being the great hunter that he is, there is no creature that he cannot bring down, for all is his quarry>His fellow man is a rare treat, being the most dangerous game >If ever you see him fight, he's far more flexible than a human has any right or physical capability to be>Beelzebub especially loves it in the bedroom >He's also far stronger than he seems, a semitruck feeling as light as a leaf in his arms>He has three main weapons >The first is a silvered switchblade >The other two are a .600 Nitro Express revolver and a Desert Eagle named Angel Eraser and Glitter Bomb respectively >He's dragged bodies below the earth with his vines, never to be seen again, or simply has them grab the unfortunate soul by the limbs and pull until they rip apart>Impaling is always a favorite, as is just letting the vines tear the body apart from the inside out>61,000 years gives you a lot of creativity and insanity, graduating from losing his marbles to throwing them at everyone else!>He's a diva of danger, and in his own words, “The most FABULOUS femboy God ever messed with~!”>But when things get serious and his family and friends are in danger, he'll go through mud, blood, and ditch the jewelry>His eyes go from wide and sparkly to a hunter's gaze>In that moment, Nimrod is back and awaiting the greatest quarry of all, Yahweh herself >As far as he's concerned, girls like her should be burning in Hell.>https://youtu.be/62pa9YAf6f8?si=KN6E7yOyUUSGobK23/3
>>8994983>Maxwell has been known by many names, and answers to all of them>Nimrod...so Maxwell is a plane by Hawker Siddeley? /s>>8995003>a .600 Nitro ExpressDoes Maxwell watch vids by Scott deShields Jr on his Kentucky Ballistics channel on YouTube?I bet this angle does
>archangel>demon tail>dog earsIf Michael & Cerberus loved each other very much...?!:
>>8994983>>8994991>>8995003>This motherfucker is the closest thing to the God-Emperor of Mankind we ever had
Judgement getting her tits out for the lads:
>>8995034Name?
>>8995646No idea. Just an angle I came across....but I would come on this angle Uriel... I mean for real:
>>8995689How about this angle?
>>8995910She would be nice at any angle:
>>8996322I wanna snuggle her wings
>>8995323We have no proof that's not his true form.
Judgement's are abs-olutely the breast... I mean best:
>>8996848>Working out nudePerfection
>>8994684Only now do I notice Justice giving a thumbs-up.
What a POV:>>8997103So would you if you had Behemoth sitting on your face.
We are breast... I mean blessed this Sunday by angle Carolina:
>>8997390I didn't know angels laid eggs.
>>8997597Bunny Azzy can probably do the samw:
>Michael, unlike other angels, has...needs>Not in terms of lust or wrath, but dietary>She must drink blood to survive; she cannot derive nutrients from anything else>Mortal blood works the best>If she eats, she'll be projectile vomiting minutes later; if she drinks water, it passes right through her>She keeps the blood she needs in vials hidden on her person and where she lives>She calls it her "medicine" to make herself feel better about it>Normally she looks like any other angel; when she frenzies, it's a different story>She grows four fangs, two where her canines are and two where her maxillary central incisors are>These can suck blood, as they're hollow but incredibly strong>Her tongue turns into a proboscis, the end of it surrounded by six fleshy petals to grab on to a target and a hollow spike in the middle to drain a body of all its blood>The proboscis can strike like a frog's tongue from up to 6 feet away, and drains humans in seconds>Her eyes, while always blue, glow an unholy shade of light blue while in her strigoi form>UV light and silver burns her, garlic repels her, wooden stakes don't kill her but do immobilize her, the works>Very few know of this version of Michael, Belphegor among them>Nobody believes her when she ranted about it, though>"FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIFER, SHE WAS PEEING BLOOD! SHE SCREECHED LIKE A BAT OUTTA...WELL, HERE!">She keeps a vampire hunting kit with her at all times just in case>Heaven has absolutely no idea of what Michael truly is>Then again, Michael doesn't know either.>She fasts on feast days, pretending that it's just devotion>She may hate it, but she cannot deny the ecstasy she feels when feeding>Lucifer tries to tease her into sinning>"Come now, surely one sip of wine won't make you fall like I~?">"I never drink...wine.">https://youtu.be/3XaVIas2EoM?si=b5xlzY82F1gy0tlcI've got another image with the tongue in a side profile if you lads want to see it; the AI is only to inspire others to draw this.
>>8997977...so Michael = Sanguinius?Meanwhile, here's Azzy as one of the Adepta Sororitatas... I mean Sororitas getting her tits out for Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!):
>>8998001Bolter Bitches WISH they were Azzy
Behemoth gently dommed Modeus when they were angles:
Milky Lucy
>>8998535T H I C Cifer:
>>8998757I demand a bigger tail
>>8998946Ask, and you shall receive:I've looked through my collection, and your demand for 'bigger' isn't specific: in all those pics, Lucy's tail is either long & thin or shorter & thiccer. There's no combination of the two. There's also more of the former but less of the latter.
>>8998971Thicc tails ,ones that look like they'd shake the ground when they hit it like Behemoth's.
>>8999341I want to comfort the Behe.
>>8999341Who'd she kill this time?
Beel has quite a T H I C C tail here:
>>9000211I want to breed the fli
>>9000388Fli is very breedable:
>>9000393How breedable?
>>9000556>How breedable?Yes:
>>9000587>The tongue Make out with Fli for hours
>>9001215Just don't show Malina, she's terrified of ghosts.
>>9001347>Malina, she's terrified of ghosts...but she's always in good spirits:
>>9001370Smol Malina or big glass, call it.
>>9001658...or Mediumlina, as I call her here:
>>9001675Perfectly plappable
More Malinka.
>>9002267T H I C Clina:
>>9002634Is there any Musclelina?
>>9002843Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9002908Beautiful
Bitch is feeling so horny & slutty, she wants a man to fuck her tits:
>>9003513Ball-drainer tits right there.
>>9003513I demand bigger bitch tits
>>9004213How about a bigger bitch overall?
>>9004213Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9004707Zdrada with long hair is pretty sexy!
>>9004847How about Charon with long hair?
>>9005042Charon will wear a hood when she's in Hell's rowing team in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics:
>>9005049>Whatever I want Make me a fish fillet.
>>9005285Charon: 'Here's a fish, fill it'
>>9005346I might, depends on if she can wrap around the earth and grasp her own tail or not.
This Sunday, we are blessed by ASSazel:
>>9005838Perfect for pounding her
>>9006073>poundingT H I C Cazel is built for that:
Finally, Metatron's eyes can be seen.
>>9006385>eyes openMetatron now realises she was talking to an actual Lockheed F-22 when she said 'You fail me yet again...!':
>>9006385Scary.
>>9006403>Demon Enoch Poor guy must have broken seeing everything pre-flood Earth was
>>9007347>Armoured BeelArmoured Lucy:
>>9007347>>9007347..and Beel & Lucy in not so much armour, more... amour:
>>9007424Smug bug is smug
>>9007721The Smug Demon:When not being this smug, Paimon is also a floating thing that's also emergency food in Genshin Impact...!
The amount of blush displayed by this Malinka is very acceptable
>>9007935>German MalinkaI want to see Pandemonica during Oktoberfest.
>>9008140Pande was given a better job by Baphomet. With more pay, all the Colombian dark roast she could chuck down her throat, and less stress. The downside for her being that her new corporate uniform is of an extremely slutty OL: cleavage-revealing shirt, very short leather miniskirt, seamed - and crotchless - pande... I mean pantyhose, and 6-inch fuck-me heels with ankle straps:...but as >>9007935 demon-strates, beer makes Malinka very sweet & loving.
>>9008223>all the Colombian dark roast she could chuck down her throat
GLARG
>>9008229>>9008231>>9008234Perfection.
>>9008710Beel will be pissed when Queen Bee-lzebub is released by Lucy, because she and Alastor are friends:Vanripper agrees, don't bother him about it.
...but if we're going for crossovers, here's Lucy & Beel a la Panty & Stocking:
A rare long hair Beel
>>9008723I can see why Maxwell fell in love with her!
We can start by my fucking your tits, Lucy:
>>9009093Cuddles?
>>9008223>Colombian dark roast And Baphomet has the Colombian Sugar to herself, I suppose?
>>9009792You know it
>>9009792>Colombian SugarAh yes, the ol' Bolivian Marching Powder, Peruvian Nose Candy, Naughty Salt, Devil's Dandruff, Florida Snow, Baphomet's Blow...!...meanwhile, Malinka's jober as a sudge, legless, blasted, Elephant's Trunk & Mozart, off the wagon, plastered, three sheets to the wind, blotto, on the ol' Milk of Amnesia, bladdered, off her trolley, blootered, arseholed, squiffy, ratarsed, paralytic, thought 'Al Cohol' was a man's name until she discovered Smirnoff, steaming, titted, hammered, pickled, Tired and Emotional:
>>9009967Here's Baphie getting her tits out for the lads:
>>9010034Nice and round, too
WE'RE FUCKING BACK BOYS!
>>9010278WOOHOO NEW PAGES WHERE
>>9010278...and we're fucking front:
>>9002267What exactly is she holding in bottom left?
Judgement sees your dick:
>>9010432E Hentai and Sadpanda
>>9010961Snusnu?
>>9011707>Snusnu?Maybe:
>>9011808>"DO SOMETHING IDIOT!"I am, I'm enjoying the view.
>>9010278Finally, I knew we'd never die.
Who's Dwight in this situation?
>>9012758Malina, clearly
Fli thighs:
>>9013297Big bug needs fug
>>9013721Fug the bug:
>>9013738Can I fug the bubs?
>>9014037Bub... I mean but of course:
>>9014145I'm sure a fertility goddess like her could handle it... probably.
We are breast... I mean blessed this Sunday by Azzy giving suckings and fuckings:
>>9014585That's a thicc angle
>>9014756Michael is the T H I C Cest angle:
>>9014776And strongest angle too:
>>9014964Beautiful
>Michaelteh dogis r luud:
>Busted to Pandemonica>She's not even my favourite Helltaker girlNot sure what brought it on but I can't complain.
>>9015414PandemonicASS:
>>9015434Nice ass.>And nice tummy.
>>9015447>nice tummyThe perfect position for showing that off:
>>9015467Fucking nice.
>>9015414I feel sad when I see this image for some reason. Maybe it's because the two are in the same body yet cannot bridge the gap between themselves?
>>9014964I want muscle mommy Michael to pin me down with her strong, muscular angel body.
>>9016300>I want muscle mommy MichaelAsk, and you shall receive:
>>9016302>Scars on the buttocks Somebody was feeling spiteful that day.
>>9010721It appears to be snake wine. The base usually isn't actual wine, usually a spirit or a sake variant. The snake part is very real though.
>>9002267I wonder how she feels about HOMM Olden Era? Suprised van hasn't drawn a comic for it
Good morning, /htag/.I want to have sex with the Helltaker girls.
>>9017036...and the angles?:
>>9017049And the Angels.Azazel is welcome to watch and take notes then join in.
Justice is offering her cunt & abs for you to lick:
So I’m thinking about giving Garmr a little redesign, just wanted some suggestions
>>9017362Give her an Odachi, I think it'd suit her.
>>9017180A feast fit for a king.
>>9016302>>9017180Oh, how much I'd lick them.
>>9017773How much would you lick them?
>>9017362Show her fangs more, I wanna see how big they are.
How to trap the fli:
>>9018723How Fli traps you:
>>9018746I'll be there for hours
>>9017422Perhaps, was thinking about something Nordic like a Axe or Spear>>9018375Kinda forgot about that detail, Will include in a Commission piece
>>9019090The Odachi would showcase the weaboo side of her in an intimidating way, plus Sathanas already has an axe.
>>9019283Oh true dat, it’ll probably be her weapon during her time as a High Prosecutor which I already have an outfit for her
>>9017036>I want to have sex with the Helltaker girls.Man’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
>>9019497It's the point of the whole game, really
>>9019782I always see Modeus eating in these images, her metabolism must be a furnace.
>>9020029Melons for dessert, Modeus?:
>>9020229Manna is VERY filling.
>>9020398What happens before what is equally fulfilling here: >>9020229Modeus is certainly getting her fill of angle melons.
>>9020405Azazel is for cuddles only!
The Doggies hunger for... 'meat':
>>9020807>Azazel is for cuddlesWhich is exactly what Nikita is doing to Azzy:
https://youtu.be/JZmw3jzX1t0?si=B5F_dkCdY7qnYKal>Hunter-king extraordinaire, Maxwell! Maxwell!>Runs around in women's wear, Maxwell! Maxwell!>Husband of his fly Beebee, Maxwell! Maxwell!>And made videos with her on TV, Maxwell! Maxwell!>His brain is overloading, it has a glitter coating>Textbook case for sanity spells, Maxwell! Maxwell! >Check out King Nimrod, ruler of the human race>Went to rebel against God and fell into Beel's embrace >He renamed himself Maxwell! He's strong and super-quick!>He drives the angels crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic!>His castle is in Ba'al Zvuv, Maxwell! Maxie! >Behemoth is his little dove, Maxwell! Pansy! >His wife swears he has sex appeal, Maxwell! Maxy-poo! >They hope to make a movie deal, Maxy-me! Maxy-you!>He's here to give dictaton, so stay tuned to this station >If not, our ratings go to Hell, Maxwell! Maxwell! Maxwell!
>>9021194>NimrodSo Maxwell is a plane by Hawker Siddeley?I bet Malina plays Microsoft Flight Simulator whilst naked
>>9021194>Freakazoid A man of culture creating yet more culture, I see!
>>9021500you love to see it
Choices, choices...!:
Baphomet's horns at their thiccest when she's about to have inside her a thicc dicc:
i wish this guy made helltaker porn in the style
>>9021810I need more blushing Judgy!
>>9023473Ask, and you shall receive:
>>9023473
I'm trying to make a new thread, but it keeps saying "Error: Field too long".
NEW THREAD I FIGURED IT OUT: >>9023986
