Mobius double selfcest editionPrevious timeline >>8979521No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
Now shut up and go fuck yourself.
A question to ponder: why don't we also have unscratched double-dancestors the way we have scratched Beta adults
Jade Harley using her space powers to make her butt a little bit bigger every single day and acting innocent whenever everyone asks about it
>>8990815thread theme has me thinking about the times i'd roleplay as a slutty trickster john putting out to normal johns
>>8990719hey i decided to make an alt thread for all the shit not allowed on this one
We do not need 4 fucking threads up at the same time come on. There’s the vanilla thread >>8980258 and then we only need one alt thread pick one >>8990815 or >>8990881 but don’t fracture out
>>8990911We only need one thread and that's this thread. There is no "alt" factor to consider. End of story.
>>8990911This one links to and from the last thread and therefore this thread is the correct thread. Everyone else can be weird on their own time.
someone is getting fired
>>8991309did the pilot leak or something?
>>8991309I hope it will be Andrew Hussie.
Where is the buttplug fujo troll
didnt think the other thread would get axed so quickly kek but oh well port over all your drawfag requests from the prior thread i really dont wanna thread hop>>8991515i return
>>8992001more of your troll oc i begshes cool
>>8991309Janmy allows 4 homesmut threads at once, asked to leave 4chan forever.
>>8992005trollsona slop deployed
>>8992233cant be slop if its peak nerdy trollthanks
>>8992233What about a couple of trolls using her horns for their intended purpose
>>8992001John creampieing Terezi while he has her in a full nelson
>>8992001double footjob from feferi and march eridan
>>8992001Jade knotting Rose with a very determined expression. Rose is lost in ahegao. Yiffy is going to have several little sisters.
>>8992001re-requesting rose in a slutty witch halloween costume
>>8992001terezi sitting on tavros lap lewdily while they fly in his mobility jet. Terezi’s legs have to sit mostly outside the cockpit because its small
>>8992001
Fucking dream bubble won't stop shitting itself
>>8992915*Dreambubble
>>8990815Anyone know the original image this was based on? The pose was from a book/magazine cover of a women leaning just like the art, it was some kind of sci thing I think?
>>8992001Kanaya biting John while he fucks herhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/64997062This fic inspired me.
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>>8994441God I love this one. Jade's silly yet smug look is the cutest thing.
>>8992878Is this part of that nsfw fan adventure that started a few threads ago? If so is it saved anywhere else and what is it's name?;
>>8994929been wondering the same thing, i followed it for the first three threads but i kinda stopped because im not on here often. it's a fuckin riot though.
>>8994245newtypehero's art is so good, if only they weren't a gamnep sperg that bans people from his server on the mention of other trolls
>>8994951I wasn't aware they even maintained a server, much less after they've sworn off fanart to try and devote themselves to their own OCs.
>>8994995this is a good pic of theirs, havent seen it b4but yeah, this is coming from back then when they did a lot of fanart.do they even do porn anymore to begin with?
>>8994996Yes, but only of their OCs.https://bsky.app/profile/thespacecatdet.bsky.social
>>8995017oh my god his oc's are just stand-ins for nepeta and karkatlegally distinct, this is so fucking gay, he gives them the same proportions and everything.why are all these porn artists so set in their ways, good lord.
>>8994951im a fucking retard, i meant nepkat (they should do gamnep though, it would be kinolicious)
>>8994929its in MSPFA under alternative pooniverse
>>8994950The best part about it for me is the art. It's extremely accurate to both Problem Sleuth and Homestuck Acts 1-5 style. So it's a bit of a surreal experience reading it. >>8995030Thank you anon.
super fucking mario
>>8995366Source?
>>8995767s_squanthttps://x.com/s_squant/media
>jade gets a plush before dave or rose>DAD EGBERT gets a plush before dave or rosewho is making these fucking decisionsim losing my mind
>>8996328Gotta save something for later. Supply and demand, anon. If you supply it all and satisfy all demands, your market is done.
pilot is out. it was fine, about as good as you can expect a 10 minute sizzle reel to be. the voice acting is okay but whoever they got for dave is really bad. the music remixes were fun, the fight against dad was really well done i thought. the narrator is really grating and the "funny" metashit is already too much, feels like bad deadpool stuff.
>>8990834gimme the artist
>>8990834>>8996979nvm, found ithttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkzone.bsky.social/post/3lzbc572sc22x
that pilot was awful
does anyone have the image of rose sucking her mom's nipples? it mentions freud if i remember it correctly
>>8997437You are in luck anon. It was my request. The artist did one request thread here and I never heard from them again.If you can identify the artist. I would love to know the source.
Jade swallows.
>>8997497https://uglycoal.itch.io/jade-harley-and-beck-noirat least post the whole link to the comic
Haven’t watched the pilot yet but I’m not too worried about out how the hypothetical Homestuck show might turn out because of the pilot.Hazbin Hotel had it’s own pilot with different voice actors and they had to redesign Charlie Magne into Charlie Morningstar. This isn’t the final product.
>>8997617Yeah but as for something they're gonna show to another studio to animate, it doesn't really do a good job of showing off what the show is gonna be about
>>8997497>>8997498Not a big fan of this paring but this was really well done
need a bad bitch who knocks the wind out of me mid sex
>>8998711Need condy to twerk my pelvis into dust
>>8990820I wish
I was vaguely hoping we'd get an increase in homesmut for nostalgia's sake after that pilot but it was such a tepid experience that it couldn't even manage that.
My davenaya edit....drawfag please.....so thirsty....
>>8990828Apparently one of the options for the doodle contest is gonna be the Beforus Ancestors.It may even win, in the two rounds so far it had a tyrannical lead in both.
>>9003751I really hope those are battle damage and the world isn't at the point of fetishizing and normalizing self harm scars.
Fat jane turns my small pp into big pp
>>9004112>>9004115if this had a middle frame it could make for a verry cool gif
>>9004045She's a catgirl that hunts her own food in the woods with her claws, what do you think?
>>9004324She's a homestuck troll, I know what kinds of people draw art of these characters, and how Bizarro those pictures get.
>>9004045Think we've been way past the point of fetishizing self-harm scars for like a decade
>excitement of the pilot is over>there is basically no hope of it being greenlit whatsoeverBack to quiet and senescence.
>>9006005I meant somnolence but I guess getting old is also applicable
i'd pay for more art like this of aranea or aradia
stay tuned for part 2 involving a handjob and a wine bottle going in someones ass
>>9006672yoooooooo this was mine hell yeah
>>9006672>wine bottle going in someones assbutt chugging + lalondes is a weirdly hot combo
>>9006672>and a wine bottle going in someones assBe careful now we don't want to stat another Balkan war
>>8990815I drew this futa rose and mom for a requester a few threads ago but i can't find the original post. hopefully you're here anon and im willing to do more for anyone
>>9007168Love it! thanks for doing both, they came out super hot. Love Roxy's nuts tightening, and Rose's damp bulge.Reposting the other request I made for this thread if that's ok
>>9006672I love it when artists go all in on the silly Homestuck style..
>>9007679artist?
>>9008070https://x.com/notaustinnotsfw/status/1071554274604273664
>>9008162>no posts since 2021ah. such is life.
>>9008166yep. It sucks.
>>8994951speaking of...I'm getting recommended Newtypehero on instagram with no prompting. Mossad has identified me. It was nice knowing all of you. it's sad he doesn't post any HS content on insta though. Only the occasional Nep sfw commission
>>9001369Yeah. I was expecting some new stuff based off the pilot but since the whole thing overall got a lukewarm response from fans and newcomers that wasn't the case.[spoiler]I myself barely know very little about Homestuck. BTW I drew this too. I think the pilot designs are cute.[/spoiler]
how hard is hussie going to crash out if after going through all the trouble of pushing new merch and DMCAing the unofficial collection and fixing the website and launching an "official" discord and marketing the pilot it just doesn't get picked up
>>9009140Probably not at all, this was just a grab to sell some plushies and some plushies were sold. It's Spindleroo that's out to dry, not Hussie.
>>9009231Did there need to be a "grab"? Weren't the makeship plushies selling plenty well already?
>>9010251The pilot was probably in production for just as long as the plushies, but the plushies finished far sooner. I imagine had Spindleroo been more competent they'd've both been shot for a 6/12 release.
>>8990815
I demand someone draw the squid girl jerking off the horse boy's equine length with her socked feet
>>9008803Remember when this shit only existed in the most deranged porn scenarios.
>>90127151. Derangement is all we have left2. actually no I remember Jade with a dog dick being drawn like one day after [S] Cascade.
>>9012715revisionist history. you were not there
>>9013741I was there, and he's right
>>9013243Gotta love prospitcest
>>9013741yeah he is unfortunately right. dog dick jade has been around for a long time it just used to be a lot more niche. jade getting as popular as she did is truly the worst thing to happen to homestuck
>>9013741Lets put it this way if you traveled back in time and looked up Jade on a porn site the vast majority of her art had a pussy with some joke images of her with a dick, if you look up jade now in 2025 the cock% has increased dramatically to use a similar example from the time in which you weren't there for. Cocknaya was a joke about futa Kanaya emphasis on the word JOKE it wasn't a super serious thing that suddenly made every art be like that. Imagine now if in 2025 every Kanaya art had a cock. That's what happened to Jade. Weird fucking newfag fans and AGPs invaded the fandom.
>>9012715AgainEvery other artist has left in disgust
>>9013792It's also just a good bit more simple that they made it a canon element, and therefore depicting her with it is just.. depicting her. It's no longer a fetishy gimmick.
>>9014543>it's no longer a fetishy gimmickYou are *Insane*
>>9014549It's a narrative element, and was included for a result. Therefore, depicting it is no longer just an element of fetishism but consistency with what we've been told.You don't have to LIKE what we've been told, of course.
anyone got moonrunes/prisounebound stuff? i had some saved awhile ago but lost my files
>>8990815Why does she have a big ol' Pinocchio nose?
>>9007168rose lalonde and mom lalonde with futa dicks
>>9015034That is her arm.
>>8992001pls fagslop with a dirk focus. him getting dominated by his robo self or lil hal or something with power play
beforus ancestors by hussie are half outwe have equius, fef, kanaya, nepeta, aradia and vriskawhat do yall think
>>9015302yeah, sure, i'd bang. if only there were artists...
>>9015390ill post the rest, they're not bad designs desu
>>9015439
>>9015439Now this is peak design
>>8990815Wtf do women see in him
>>9015440
>>9015442themselves
>>9015443
>>9015445this is the first half, im guessing the huss will release the rest l8r
>>9015302>>9015446This is /co/ posting, not here
>>9015443sex with nurse spider
>>9014549It's canon lol, I dislike as much as anyone else but he's not wrong
>>9015479Don’t replay twice .
>>9015034>>9015090It's her iconic elephant trunk
>>9015472Counter point: I'm jerking off to the vriska one right now.
Surely we will at least get Beforus Vriska porn
>>9016509Please, god.
>>9017078why is this creature not pregnant
>>9017962I WANT TO LICK EVERY FUCKING INCH OF HER
>>9018075so real anon
>>9018075I NEED my cum swimming in her ovaries
>*Vacuum noises*
>>9018953God Bless you GS
>>9016582Yes yes yes yes more cute nep and not hentai titted nep
>>9018817I love porn artists do the whole vacuum BJ/anteater mouthIt's very underrated
>>9019258>It's very underratedWhat do you mean underrated? That's fellatrix's bread and butter
>>8990828A month later and we got 'em. Who knew.
>>9006672the sequel that took too long to makedont let my retarded ass ever make these two parter fagcomics again please
>>9020061Sootnose and the Imposter NEED to fuck.
>>9020071oh that bottle is dangerously close to never coming outthis is really great though this fucking rules thank you for taking my stupid request
https://xcancel.com/Radiationhazard/status/1978723523557212571
>>9020660if someone could edit terezi having a dick resting on vriska's stomach this would be perfect
>they finally found out about Paula and Rob.
>>9021085edit without the pubes?
>>9021703Nepeta without pubes is like an angel without wings
>>9021703If you're a faggot, just say
>>9021792We don't claim him. He's a plebian swine, we actual fags at least have taste.
bwomp
>>9020071I kneel.
>>9022375>>9022377>>9022391Oh boy, I sure do like sex with underage teenagers. I sure do like thinking about raping kids. I sure like statutorily raping children. I sure like this art of a thirteen year old. I'm masturbating so hard to this image of a thirteen year old girl that I'd like to have sex with. I sure do think about raping children a lot. I really liked that you posted this image of an underage teenage girl showing her pussy that I'd like to put my dick in. thank you for posting this image of a sexy teenage girl in the Homestuck thread on the /aco/ board on 4chan.org. this is such a hot picture of an underage teenage girl and it makes my dick really hard and ready for sex with kids that are too young to legally consent, which turns me on! I think I'm going to come all over my screen to this image of Rose Lalonde from popular webcomic Homestuck as a sexy little teenager under the age of 18 and showing her child pussy to me and wanting to have non-consensual sex! Oh boy!
>>9022712It’s been forever ai ce I’ve seen pumpkinsmut art, this is nice.
>>9023290i would imagine the homesmut well dried up and they had to go back to full time furry art to pay the bills
>>9023257
>>9023257I say this but only in fictional contexts.
>>9023257This is the ultimate example of how far 4chan has fallen, because back when this webcomic started everyone would laugh people like you out of the room for wasting energy whining about drawings. Now puritan moralfags like you who can't tell the difference between lines on a page and real children are goddamn everywhere and are half the reason this place sucks because you can't stop yourselves from barging into a thread to shit it up. You're even worse than the spergs who won't shut up about dogdick Jade because they can't separate the bad writing decisions of the epilogues from a fetish that was around long before when people knew how to have fun, and that's saying something because those people are genuinely retarded.And besides, how do you even know that's a minor and not just an adult woman who's short and flat? Those people exist irl, and you just pulled all of that sperging out of your ass because no one said anything about ages.
>>9023492NTA but you should genuinely just ignore these people. the statistical odds of someone coming to 4chan in the year 2025 and unironically making passionate moral arguments against lolicon is so low that you have to conclude its a troll or literal retard. either way not worth your time
>>9022812Thicc ass fucking cat!!
>>8990815All the truth needs to win is for its enemies to die out.
>>9023492Her dogdick lost since the beginning.
Oh God that autistic sperg is back. Did you get banned off Twitter again?
>>9023505>>9023507are we seriously posting the retarded edits by that one karkat twitter larper?are we this autistic?stay on fucking twitter
>>9023507Can you kill this retard?
>>9023507No he has a point, Jade should get cucked more. Three years of living alone wasn't enough for how dogshit (haha I'm funny) she made things
>>9023507Where is this from?
>>9024273schizo karkat larper from twitter that churns out retardet tweets and edits that will fry your neuronsits not worth interacting with
>>9024293that's my decision to make, I want to see this shit show so can I get the account?
>>9024310Every time he tries to get back on Twitter, people report him to have his account taken down.
>>9024965so much for the tolerant left
beeg nep..
>>9025067losing newt was my personal 9/11
>>9025918seems like they're still active and accepting commissions, im guessing they'd still draw nepim late to finding them though were they more active in the past
>>9026925Significantly so. Newtype barely draws at all anymore. Also he purged nearly all of his lewd content.
>>9027025i never even considered that what we had was just dregs, that is sad
>>9027833Did you mean to give Jade the retarded hair stripes or did you just forget to color that part because you're stupid?
>>9027843It's distinctly colored in white as opposed to being uncolored from the sketch, so definitely deliberate. Some people like the fanon notion of white streaks in her hair, inherited from Bec's fur.
>>9027871Yes, and some people are retards which is why we ignore them.
>>9027874You know you're allowed to dislike things but this just feels like you want to be miserable.
>>9027910I dislike this one because it's from fucking godfeels
>>9027939I do not know what that is and I doubt there's any good reason to.
Hey I need help finding an image It's a pic of Meehan wearing a ping bikini(I think it's a slingshot bikini), it had a water backup, she was smiling and her legs were spread
>>9028429Pink*
>>9028429
>>9029664
>>9029663Given how much this dude comms prospitcest I wonder if Pumpkinsmut would give him a discount if he paid her to finish that prosipitcest comic she never got around to completing
>>9029760pretty sure pumpkinsmut has all comm work closed/paused until the middle of next year anyway (working exclusively on some game project until then)
>>9018980gonna post the version of this comm without the criss-crossing "commission don't repost" text then vanish into the void again, glad some of y'all enjoy these!
>>9029901I always send your comms to my GF and we both love them so much especially since she has a big somno+incest. How do find such good artists?
>>9029901you're doing god's work for the prospitcest nation
>>9029909I'd been lurking for a long time so I already knew a lot of them! I find newer artists through just checking the homesmut tag on various sites (and skimming these threads occasionally), reposts from accounts I already follow, and on a couple occasions artists reaching out to me directly. Oh, and if I see an artist I follow who hasn't drawn homestuck porn before mention homestuck I make a note too. Then I just lie in wait for comms opening (or being discounted) to happen at the same time as an idea/pose that I think would look good in their style
June x Jade is truly the best
>>9029998dragging shamefuldisplay back into drawing homestuck after like 5 years was pretty funny
>>9029998>juneyou're only pretending to have sewer-tier shit taste ironically... r-right anon?
>>9030035this is not a thread for whining
>>9030035It's canon. The literal Creator said it is/will be. You quite literally in every way have no say about it and gotta accept it. Grow up.
>>9030298*It's explicitly not canon. The literal Creator said it isn't. You quite literally in every way have no say about it and gotta accept it. Grow up. Literally. Dumb tranny janny doesn't even know their own fucking source material. I know you're only here to force your gash wound fetish on fictional *soft bois* but you should at least try to pretend to know what you're talking about.
>>9030308"The literal Creator said it isn't" site ur sources anon i want a link + screenshot
>>9030308>>9030327Ok gotchahttps://web.archive.org/web/20191107164719/https://twitter.com/andrewhussie/status/1165904490844655616Oh wow, straight from the horse clown's mouth itself. Oh hey what's that over there? https://web.archive.org/web/20240607034000/https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/18k16ld/official_hsbc_crew_ama/kdoxgsj/Huh, the team Hussie had take over just confirming it too. Neat. Oh shit wait, who's that? https://beyondcanon.com/story/719Huh. She sure looks iconic and like someone we sure know who uses hammers that's holding the most iconic one, huh?Again: grow up.
>>9030362Oh wait you babies said screenshots too since you don't wanna actually look into stuff. Here you go.
>>9030363
>>9030365
>hussie pulls a "dumbledore is gay">fanbase loves itexplain
>>9030451>desperate attempt from a maligned author of a once flourishing piece of media to recapture love and relevance via pandering long after the story endsits the same thing lol
And now, here's some stuff I saved from OxKingky
And that's all I haveI love fat bitches and I love fat jane
I DO NOT CARE about fat Jane or June being canon, his name is JOHN and he FUCKS.
>>9030451Did anyone have a problem with Dumbledore being gay? You act as though that was some maligned thing.
Jade deserves free access to every pussy on the planet.
>>9030727it was pretty obviously a huge asspull from rowling trying to be relevant and progressive before she fully outed herself as a shithead, yeah. it wasn't maligned so much as it was mocked for how obvious a ploy it was.
>>9030813I thought it worked well with making Grindelwald his former lover and explaining why he's never had a wife despite being one of the most famous wizards of the world. I really don't recall this sentiment at all.
>>9030727>>9030813I think literally everyone disliked it.
>>9031126I am ok with that.
>captca code: MASSR
>>9030451>Surprised that homestuck fans are literally the dumbest fuckers on the planet
Noticing a lot of missing messages lmao
>>9031698Some janny fucking LOVES JK Rowling apparently
>>9031438It's not just thatAgainEveryone else has left
>>9007135>>9007135
>>9031977nah, we wait for page 10 and make a new thread, those cowards are unworthy
buncha betas
Meanwhile Jake
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