Always wear a condom editionPrevious timeline >>9032351No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>>9117272worth posting from the last thread
big fan of jade bloods
>>9117308Kanaya is cute but Porrim intimidates me for some reason
i need to be a lalonde's ashtray
>>9117623easier to make a lalonde into your ashtray anon
>>9117628no actually i dont want it subverted i dont want the script flipped i dont want rose to secretly be the biggest sub in the world i want her to peg me while she mockingly deduces why i like it so much
>>9117634valid validjust saying its much easier to do the inverse
spider8utt
>>9118063spidertits
>>9118388Breedin G. Duties?
>>9117724We need more Damara this is a such a fucking crime how underrated she is
we need to revive moonrunes stuff again
Can we get some more Joey stuff?
>>9120700sure!
>>9120729
>>9123450
>>9123480
Yet another evening spent jacking off instead of writing or drawing my MSPAFA. It's never happening
>>9124174pull a moonrunes, make nsfw of your own adventure on the side(art by him too btw)
>>9124174what is your fanventure about anon
>>9124250Yet another 'Homestuck if it were good' retelling. Culled cast of 4 trolls to 4 kids.
>>9125256thought this was scratch for a second
OC I never posted here I think (buttholez rule)
>>9128082>sampleSource?
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/squeakychimp/rose-grimdark
>>9127599Hot art
>>9130936
>>9130938Need more of these ThePitt homestuck edits
seems like the kind of shit you jerk off you if you gave yourself a lobotomy with a pinup of tila tequila when you were 12 and just never recovered
>ThePittBro, your standards?
>>9131079>homestuck thread>standardsWe take what we can get.
HOMESTUCK SMUT DISCORD!https://discord.gg/h687PHecVB
>>9132328dawg who is joining this T__T
I don't have any good porn on this device but yayyyy John jade porn :DI must draw some more.
>>9134351>I must draw some more.you best get to it then
>>9125256>dog cockalmost got me faggot. *moved .jpg to recycling bin*
Even: I go to workOdd: I call out of workROLL
>>9136199I did call out, and my boss was very accepting of it.
>>9136195ok man
every day i thank god for dog dick jade harley (pt 1)
>>9138120pt 2
>>9138122and the finale! :33
test
>>9138475Huh?
>>9136195>complains about dog cock>in the thread specifically made for dog cockDo you have brain damage
>>9139306The toilet is the correct place for shit. The shit smells like shit either way.
>>9139306I have brain damage??? Me????? Not you, the one who enjoys a canines cock on a canon female XX chromosome brown???? Yeah, I am the one who is retarted.
>>9139545>>9139664You have specifically chosen to go out of your way to walk into the bathroom, open up a stall, kneel down, and stink your head in said toilet. You don't get to complain about the smell
>>9139928You are retarted! Shitting is a natural body function. Dog cocks on human females are not. You expect to find shit in a bathroom is true. Not a fucking dog cock. Hell no, faggot.
>>9140078You are in the dog cock thread specifically made for dog cock that you are choosing to use instead of the one specifically made not for dog cockYes you are very stupid
>>9140335>Thread Topic: Homestuck/Homesmut/Hiveswap>Always wear a condom edition>Previous timeline >>9032351 (Dead)>No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art>No AI>Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.>GROTESQUE ARTYou are a faggot. So bent out of sexuality, you cannot even pick a different species vagina. No, such a cock hungry faggot who goes for canine cock that TOTALLY doesn't fall under grotesque. GTFO or post porn, if you're going to waste replies defending your grotesque bullshit. I'll keep posting your favorite bitch, with a pussy, getting railed. Fucking faggot.
>>9140335>dog cock thread specifically made for dog cock>specifically made for dog cock>Yes you are very stupidBitch, you cannot fucking read, and you sit up here call me stupid. GTFO.
>>9140388It's not grotesque. In fact it's very clean and neat looking.>but I think it's grotesqueSorry anon, your opinion doesn't matter. There's objectivity in depiction. Allowing that subjectivity just results in someone saying "vaginas are grotesque" and suddenly we're at an impasse.
>>9140518>actually posts porn in their replyNot even mad any more. Proud of you. Enjoy your cock.
>>9140542
Kinda sucks being a Jade fan who isn't into dog dick
>>9140742Man, it genuinely sucks even being a fan of it because they had to use it in such a farcical, unhappy and unfulfilling way and poison the well.
>>9140782How so? Jade having a dick could be argued to be a pretty relevant plot point (she can't carry a child herself so she goes to Rose, which sets off the whole cheating thing)
>>9140782>>9140742>>9140809>snout
>>9140809There is a reason no one but the most delusional transniggers considers the epilogues or the sequels canon.
>>9140809Because, anon, there's no REASON for it to be a "whole cheating thing". If it was a reasoned surrogacy, that would be a million times better. The way it played out was insipid and contrived just to hurt Kanaya's feelings and make Rose appear heartless. Which was then contrived as deliberate because Rose foresaw her death and wanted to spare Kanaya the hurt of losing a loved one by replacing it with the hurt of losing one's love.
>>9141419Well, yeah duh, it's BEYOND canon, that's what it means>>9141431If the characters were perfectly reasonable there would be no conflict, but if you just don't like that plot point fair enough I guessI'm assuming almost everyone here doesn't like the post-canon content, then
>>9141434Not all conflict is good conflict. Like, they could've even leaned into it as an actual cheating story, that is to say, Jade and Rose enter into a tumultuous relationship and have LOTS of sex, but they didn't do that either. Instead they made Jade neurotic and Rose callous for a single instance of impregnation followed by however many years of denying it happened. It's highly damaging to all characters involved.
>>9141444>they could've even leaned into it as an actual cheating story, that is to say, Jade and Rose enter into a tumultuous relationship and have LOTS of sexIf anything making the cheating a continuous thing would have been even more damaging, at that point neither character would have been forgivable, as it is at the very least there is a tenuous justification for why they did it>Instead they made Jade neurotic and Rose callousIs Rose being callous that unbelievable? It's kind of a thing with the Strilondes to be emotionally unavailable, Roxy excepted. Also keep in mind the entire reason Rose went through with this is because she was planning to effectively commit suicide, and tunnel visioned on the end result, which is something she has done in the original comic
>>9141461>at that point neither character would have been forgivableLove and the desire for sex are human emotions. There's vast breathing room for justifications, off the cuff could be something like implying that troll sex is not very compatible with human sex. Meaning Kanaya doesn't fulfill Rose well and Karkat complicates things with Jade. It's not the only way to take it, but I'm not being paid to write for Homestuck.
>>9141464That's true, though I don't think Rose would have done it if that was the reasonHelping Jade have a child is something concrete that further allows her to reconcile the act to herself, along with making it easier for Kanaya to let her go. She is justifying it as a way to "help" her friends, with the pain they're going through in the moment being worth it for the end resultNo need for this to be a whole argument though, like I said I get the feeling people are really not fans of post-canon, which is fine, we're all just here for Homestuck porn. Thank you for the discussion though
>>9141434The whole dogdick thing was originally meant to be inflammatory, as the rest of the epilogues, but it wasnt as important as it was just in bad taste because there was the argument that they were "dubious canon" for a reason, not really something that should be considered 100% official even if it came from an official source. But then later, and with Hussies current PR team, they decided that the epilogues and the sequel are 100% canon and the objective continuation of homestuck, so they had to downplay how big of a deal it was, sayong it "wasnt all that important", despite like 2 subplots and the existence of an entire character being tied to it.
>>9142519Busty Nepeta makes me feel things
>>9142767>Have a folder of 1615 nep imagesSHE WAS MY WAIFU ALL ALONG
love her all shapes and sizes desu~
>>9143104YOU! YES ANON, YOU!I implore you to dump any and all Neps by Newtypehero in your possession into this threador don't but like, would be cooler if you did
which troll would YOU tf the entire thread to?
>>9143191Why is minecraft steve being turned into kanaya
>>9143191Definitely Kanaya.
>>9143141Gotcha bruv. Going to knock out my studies and gym session later today. Upon my return, we will indulge in some FINE ASS PUSSY~
>>9143438hit a PR today bro I'm rooting for you
>>9143446Didn't forget about you anon. It is time~
a lil sfw before the hard core
here we go
https://soundcloud.com/hencefox/jump-punch
>can't remember if this is newtypehero or not.also if anybody has the comic pages to >>9144057 would be appreciated. It's on another drive I am not willing to search for
would you look at that, it was NTH work. I am tired.
Alright, I am cashing out. Good night anons.
awesome nepetas here, very nice
>>9117272>>9117274The series itself is so-so, but the amount and quality of breeding porn is phenomenal. It really scratches that itch.
>>9120285I would eat her out until she cried.
god i wanna grope her
>>9144162that's not very nice
fucking unbelievably based archivist. pretty sure>>9144066>>9144068>>9144051aren't online anywhere, at least I've never seen them before. if you really do have >>9144057 on another drive, that could be more stuff that was lost, no pressure to dig it out though I know how annoying that can bechubbed up meulin to show my appreciation
>>9144543+ my favorite page of my favorite comic
>>9144412Orgasm exhaustion is nice if everyone's into it.
>>9143104Give me the folder. Now.
>>9145110but I want the pussy cat all to myself :(>I will sort it then post a mega link. I am off this weekend, so won't rush the task but plan on doing it.
>>9145112nepchads we stay winningthank you anon
Did s_squant quit drawing porn?His account is privated and only one person replied to a tweet recently saying "you'll be back" or something.
>>9145813I'm in his account, his lastest pic was posted a few weeks ago
>>9145837Ah okThank you
adding onto the nepeta pile :33
>>9147003
>>9147005
murder jaderose cucks
mi lov nepeta o algo
>>9147526Come at me bro.
>>9147530nice nep cock>>9147536man i wish xenopav didn't stop drawing homestuck stuff
>>9140544>>9143408don't know why you guys are posting the censored version
>>9117272>all this mating press poseWell, time to read "Homestuck" I guess.
8UNP
>>9130962>gave yourself a lobotomy with a pinup of tila tequila when you were 12what does this mean? these words together don't seem to be coherent. the art is good anyhow, unless you are a homosexual
>>9148932it is a humorous hyperbole of turning yourself into a retard using a poster of a model whose style of dress is comparable to that of ThePitt or IvoryJyz's design philosophies. It's a fairly common turn of phrase.That said, I do also enjoy the art the other poster takes umbrage with, though I don't take offense to his allegations because I don't care.
>>9149029>actually angry femdomWell that'snew
>>9149055there's a first time for everything
delightful cat
rare newtype
>>9153005
Phat Sweaty Nep Tits
where is all the harry x yiffy at
>>9148939Do you enjoy drooling on yourself like a monkey?
>>9153701Haven't been keeping up, but Tavros was the one she actually interacted with.
>>9154383everyone has to open their mind to it
>>9151958delightful indeed
>>9154383
>>9159704would be great if the anatomy wasnt fucked up, cocks coming out of their belly buttons
>>9153701
>>9159982where would you have them come out of then?
>>9161837my own groin so yiffy would be grinding on me
Newtype actually visited here once..
I barely know anything about HS but the Condesce is hot and I wish there was more porn of her
what if Doc Scratch were FUCKABLE
new gympeta dropped
