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>>31510724What's the best sex you've ever had?
>>31510724Coomer OP pic but basedGirls would you let your bf lick your sweaty armpits?>>31510730In my dreams
F The opening thread picture makes me uncomfortable and therefore I will not be participating hereafter.
>>31510730In my head
>OMGGG WOMEN AND MEN HAVE LIFE JUST AS HARD OMGPic related is an average girl without much makeup. Any girl can look as good as she does to become attractive. Women have it so fucking easy.
>>31510735Goddammit OP scaring the hoez>>31510737>when mommy misato gives you head in your head
>>31510733Not if he wants me to kiss him afterwards. Mouthwash required.
>>31510740>Mouthwash requiredYou got yourself a deal>>31510738Who is this some e-girl streamer or something?You realise 99.9% of people are not like this?
>>31510735>opening thread picture makes me uncomfortableAsa is that you?
>>31510744qrd on this character
>>31510742>You got yourself a dealYou also can't get mad if I accidentally kick you because it tickles unless I hit you in the balls, then you can be annoyed. We good?
I regret not shooting up my high school when I was still there. I wouldn't have felt a fucking thing even if I killed a friendThey all would've deserved it
Women, do you like your boobs?
>>31510738Susu does not have an average tit to arm ratio.
>>31510750Not particularly. I don't dislike them I'm neutral about them but they are objectively kind of gross looking when not in a bra.
>>31510749>You get what you fuckin' deserveYou would've been in prison for life bro or killed>>31510748>unless I hit you in the ballsJokes on you I'm into that
>>31510747greatest female character in fiction
>>31510738I just noticed, does she actually have buck teeth?
>>31510747>Asa Mitaka is the fiend form of the war devil, who is also known as Yoru. She is considered the main antagonist of the second arc of the Chainsaw Man manga. As a human, she's a shy high schooler who gets bullied a lotI remember telling a friend I liked in school once about how it was so gross that people exchanged saliva and bodily fluids just for muh happy brain chemicals lol
WomenThe shops are closed today. How are you coping without the ability to feed your shopping habit?
>>31510750Yeah they’re alright
>>31510750They're alright. A little unwieldy but I'm used to it for the most part.
>>31510760>I remember telling a friend I liked in school once about how it was so gross that people exchanged saliva and bodily fluids just for muh happy brain chemicals lolI mean that's literally what it is
>>31510738Also ngl this girl is mid af. I don't think I ever went out with a girl nearly this bad looking IRL. I assume she's just an entertaining and charming streamer or something. Or gamers are just down bad
MI'm 5'5, autistic, balding, no job/can't get one, and no friends (I can make them but I hate maintaining them)Convince me that somehow I'm gonna get a gfYou can't
>>31510757I don't know who she is or what she's from but I feel seen. Girl is so autistic coded.
anons help me, I have done every mistake possible>sniffed balls>get horny>clicked video>GET REALLY HORNYI'm trying to nofap herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEuniLEdoXo
>>31510765So really, I was rightI got some nerds to agree with me lol>>31510761Sounds like an American moment
>>31510755I would've been fine with killing myself afterwards or going out in a blaze
>>31510761Sir I'm American I don't have money to buy toothpaste let alone support a shopping habit.
>>31510761No they're open today.
>>31510766She's does appeal to the lowest common denominator on Twitch, but she is actually kinda entertaining.
>>31510768you feel seen huh?
>>31510774Nuh uh. I called in a favour today and they were all closed.
>>31510767>can't get oneWhy not? Are you physically disabled?>>31510772We Need To Talk About Anon>>31510776Fair cop. Good 4 her
>>31510761>mfw I just bought something online
>>31510777Hm. I've never been called boring but I have gotten "you're interesting to watch".
>>31510738Womp womp
>>31510761This reminds me of when I worked a wagie shift during the King's coronation Best shift of my life literally no one came in I just got paid overtime to shitpost
>>31510779Interviewers just don't like me I guess
>>31510766I remember someone made a comment once about how she should use better conditioner and she raged. That was kinda funny.
>>31510784King Charles innit?>>31510780Drats I have been foiled yet again by women and their unstoppable urge to shop
>>31510783It's fucking true and you know it
>>31510785What kind of jobs?As long as you don't shit on the floor during the interview you should be able to get a job as a janitor or packer or something
>>31510784You get paid overtime during stuff like that?
Whatever happened to nfts?
>>31510767Just apply for stocking positions and or janitorial positions
>>31510724Anyone else eat buckwheat?
>>31510738>>without much makeup>hair done>whole face caked in foundation and concealer>eyebrows perfectly cut, most likely also colored a little in case the foundation got into them>nude eyeshadow + eyeliner>nude lipstick>push-up bra to bait the incels and simps $$$it's hilarious how nude lipstick alone will make dudes believe that a woman isn't wearing makeup at all.
>>31510793Bubble popped
>>31510750Sometimes I want to claw them off
>>31510788Is he the king now? That's just a figurehead position, right?
>>31510789Womp womp
What do you think about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVFtd4T8yA
What are some minor things that make you feel bad no matter how stupid? Like for instance obviously crying over not having a spouse or job or being able to afford a house is something worth crying over, so none of that just the small icks really get to you no matter how petty or pointless.M>Most women are not willing to get a BBL>Most women do not think about mens penises in detail>Most women won't eat a mans ass out even if it's their husbandIt's stupid small stuff but it makes me feel undervalued and unappreciated.
>>31510793People realized they didn't hold any value. It was like POGS all over again. People holding on to literal garbage because popularity made it "valuable" for a short time.
>>31510790The packers are the most storied team in the NFL they arent just taking some walk on
>>31510804The ass eating thing I can sympathize with but the other two are just you being entitled.
>>31510800That's actually a little concerning. Are you the one with scabs on her Montgomery glands?
>>31510724How do I avoid this?
>>31510811A penis that is 5 inches long or less
>>31510797To be fair, she's shown cleavage before and they seem real.
>>31510797This unironically
>>31510805I wonder where I put my POGS...
>>31510790>>31510794I refuse to work another janitor job and I fucking hate retail. They're just not calling me I keep applying to moving jobs and they're not callingI'd rather die than work anyway
>>31510810Not her but that's what those are called? One of mine scabs over and sometimes fills up with gunk that feels similar to a pimple.
>>31510802Enjoy your easy life you fucking cuntI'll laugh when you get raped
>>31510820buy one of those thirty days to draw books and start drawing furries, those people have a lot of money for some reason and their standards are low.
>>31510813They're fake as fuck
>>31510810>Are you the one with scabs on her Montgomery glands?Nope. I just have sensory issues
>>31510824>their standards are lowNo they aren't. Furry artists are some of the most well payed artists with commissions based businesses. You have to be good to charge that kind of money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVFtd4T8yAWhat do we think about this?
>>31510824I'm not good at drawing and I don't think I ever will be
>>31510821Apparently. I had to look it up. I think you should actually get that looked at if it happens often, could lead to an infection.
>>31510788>King Charles innitI think that was the old geeza's name idkFar as I am concerned I am the king>women and their unstoppable urge to shopShop til u drop xoxo
>>31510833for the tippy top sure, but for every equivalent of the nice steakhouse downtown, there has to be a greasy diner under the highway serving up slop, and that's your spot in the furry porn ecosystem until you get better.>>31510837well anon, what are you good at? What can you do that provides some value to others?
>have scheduled meeting with boss this morning >already noticed she's wearing those linen pants that accentuate her delicious toned ass and plunging neckline topWhy would she do this to me?
>>31510827You know some people actually have that rare body type, right?
>>31510791It was a Saturday morning shift when I was in the NHS so yeahI would get paid time and a half to greet MILFs coming in for physio appointments and scan claim forms in the dispensary bleep bloop. Literal monkey work lol
>>31510724Is it possible for my son to be drawn to a woman because his dad (my husband) had sex with this woman in the past?He's only 3 yet whenever the sees this woman he always wants her attention, wants to play with her or does cute stuff to her like give her bits of food or something he found like a rock or flower.Even when he was a baby he would always want to be carried by her and would reach out to be carried by her.I don't even know why I find it so bothersome but it bothers me
>>31510839From the looks of it it is an infection. But it comes and goes and never spreads so I'm not that worried about it I guess? Not worth the 20 bucks for them to say "put a hot compress on it"
>>31510803I was there
>>31510847He inherited daddy's "type". I wonder if there isn't some similarity between you and her he's picking up on that you aren't.
>>31510730>What's the best sex you've ever had?Probably my one and only MFF threesome.
>>31510842I don't have anything I'm good at.
>>31510849Gently massage the area to help open the gland and encourage the substance to come out. Just avoid picking or squeezing the bumps.
>>31510833You can still make some cash even if your drawing skills are mediocreI know a bloke on benefits cause can't work cause MH issues + caring for his bedridden mam etc. But he makes some alright cash on the side drawing gay furry shit lol
>>31510857Is there anything you like doing?
>>31510858I give it a gentle squeeze in the shower if it starts to hurt because it's full but it hasn't done that in like a year.
>>31510795what the fuck is that
>>31510863No, not reallyDepression has destroyed whatever passion I had
>>31510861I'm not doubting that but don't give the guy false hope and make him think it's easy to get people to pay you for mediocre art. The furries are just the most willing to shell out because the interest is so niche and they're all tech bros with money to burn. You still have to work for it.
>>31510871Well then you gotta deal with the depression first. Why are you depressed?
>>31510843Whenever women at my job dress provocatively, it's usually because they're going somewhere after the job. Could this also be the case here? Plans for later?
>>31510856how'd you get that
>>31510847>Is it possible for my son to be drawn to a woman because his dad (my husband) had sex with this woman in the past?No. He's just familiar with her and she treats him nicely.
Women, are you actually incapable of noticing when the toilet seat is up, falling in toilet bowl water often?
>>31510879F but I in no way would come to work dressed like it's a date. Not appropriate.
>>31510882>how'd you get thatI was dating two bisexual women who found each other attractive.Honestly, it was the fact that everybody actually liked and fancied everybody else, and that it was all very comfortable and unforced, that made it good. We spent most of the day together with no particular expectation that we would end up in bed together at the end of it, and everyone got on well, and it was all very comfy.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long. Why is that?
>>31510820>rather die than work anywayDon't blame ya but not all jobs are so terrible >>31510835Shit I think I missed this lolLove a good raid tho>>31510843It's game over bro...I remember the manager a couple of jobs ago was a petite woman in her 50s... she'd bend over to do stuff on the computer while standing in her black jeans, and sometimes crouch down to talk to me if I was sitting down, and wore this green low-cut top.... aaaaah what a babe I had to try so hard not to get horny at work
>>31510886Hey, it's dark in the middle of the night and sometimes I'm too sleepy to check.
>>31510874For all the reasons I already listed that impact my self esteem. I hate my existence. I wish I was anyone else.I wish I was smarter and talented and hardworking but I'm not. Laziness is a core trait of me
>>31510730Blow job through a glory hole at a gay sex club.
I feel like "I've been really lonely for a decade" isn't a real problem I should talk about. Like if i had a failed relationship where I got hurt it would be completely legitimate to talk about.
>>31510872I mean yeah art is not the best way to make money. This guy was just always drawing stuff anyway so had some skills. If you just want money you're getting off just getting some bullshit online work like training AI
>>31510896Do you have goals? Even just little ones.
>>31510886If it's my apartment and not a shared space I absolutely will forget to check. If I've been living with a guy for 3 months I'd remember unless it's the middle of the night.Like I explained in the last thread though, it makes the most logical sense to just close the lid every time before you flush.
>>31510891Was it only a short fling?
>>31510900>I feel like "I've been really lonely for a decade" isn't a real problem I should talk about.Loneliness kills, anon. It's as bad for your health as smoking 15 cigarettes a day.
>>31510903No
>>31510909That's unironically why you're lazy.
>>31510874>Why are you depressed?Nta but some people just have clinical depression>>31510907>as bad for your health as smoking 15 cigarettes a dayIf I do both though do they cancel each other out?
>>31510907This is failed normalfag cope.
>>31510905>Was it only a short flingI was involved with one of them for about six months, the other for... a bit over a year, I think? The two of them did hang out with each other (without me) a few times, I think. But all three of us together was only the one time, sadly.
>>31510907Loneliness in a man just feels like it makes him unattractive
>>31510910NTA but what's the point of having goals when something you have no control over can cause you to fail
>>31510911>If I do both though do they cancel each other out?Pretty sure it's cumulative.
I can't keep doing this bros...A single walk with my dog and my clothes are absolutely drenched.I don't have enough clothes!!
>>31510912>This is failed normalfag cope.https://www.cdc.gov/aging/publications/features/lonely-older-adults.html
>>31510767If you're diagnosed autistic it's over, just leave society and focus on whatever interests you have, normies have nothing for you and you have nothing for them
>>31510920In your defense it's 80 degrees out and sunny. You're supposed to sweat, it keeps you cool.
>>31510887Dunno, I guess we're just more lax as a company, married (30+) women walking around in what they'd usually wear at home or something for a party later in the day.Office jobs hurray
>>31510921Yes, this applies to the average person, i.e., a normalfag. I have never felt loneliness in my life.
If she don’t hawk tuah, I don’t wanna tawk tuah!
Smoker anons, are you team straights or team rollies?
>>31510919Cancer speedrun Any% >>31510920Bird looks like he tryna get fresh with you>my clothes are absolutely drenched.Oh no baby ): looks like we're gonna have to take em off...
>>31510928Team whatever's cheapest
>>31510920just wear nothing except for tighty whities and a really big hat
>>31510879Nah she's worn this before, it's one of her outfits. Plus this looks more like bed-wear/comfy-dress rather than going out clothes
>>31510811If you use a suction dildo mounted on the floor, don't fall onto it. Or if you have a very small vagina avoid very hung men
>>31510910That's stupid>>31510922Suicide really is the best option here...
>>31510932>whatever's cheapestRollies then>>31510937One thing I miss the most working from home now is seeing all my female colleagues in their cute little outfits... ):
>>31510893>petite woman in her 50sMy boss is a petite woman in her early 40s...I'm going into this meeting fully boned up, boys
>>31510941I don't even buy papers I just put the tobacco in my bowl
>>31510907How quickly does it kill?Shouldn't I be dead by now?
>>31510943Why is it always the mini MILFs bro...Have fun in your meeting (just not too much fun)
>>31510928Team vape (enlightened being)
>>31510947need mini MILF gf...
>>31510949>Team vape (enlightened being)
>>31510949I'm just kidding bro vapes are pretty cool, I like the different flavours >>31510955It's been months and I'm still not over my crush lol (single mom who had to take sick leave)... I can take care of her...
Why are 4chan girls so easy?
>>31510960They are?
>>31510960Because they don't leave their mother's disappointments room
>>31510928Personally I'm on team straights. It's like the Andrew Tate sparkling water meme. Don't settle for the common stuff if you want to feel like a king
>>31510937Sounds like it's just something she's comfortable wearing then and either doesn't realize how powerful it is, or is doing it on purpose.
>>31510847>I don't even know why I find it so bothersome but it bothers meProbably because the same sperm that made your kid was in her
>>31510914>The two of them did hang out with each other (without me) a few timesOOF>But all three of us together was only the one timeOOFFFF
>>31510973Bro still got more action than most anons here will ever lol
>>31510928When I smoked, it was either with a lung or a bongI have an addictive personality and cigarettes are too weak for me
>>31510738LMAO that's not an average girl anon, she's very pretty.
>>31510960Every girl who ends up on 4chan has problems that make her unable to use normal social media for attention. Of the three girls I know irl that are on here they are>extremely racist and can't hide PL>hyper anxious and constantly freaking out over social interactions>evil, like she just enjoys the suffering of others and can't hide it
>>31510975Still my possessive ass couldn't handle my 2 fwb's fucking each other w/o me
>>31510960Because they listen to guys here every day telling them that women are too hard so they're eager to prove them wrong. And then they get pumped and dumped, and the same men continue complaining here as if they're victims.
>tfw had weird dream that I had two gfs >at first it was kinda cool but then started to be stressful>they would bicker that I got one a more expensive gift than the other or that I spent more time hanging out with the other one etc.>in the end they both turned on meThis is why brothers 1waifu4laifu is the true path
Why do rainbow people have nothing better to do besides make it their whole personality? Closeted deviants are more admirable and ultimately more successful for this reason.
>>31510941>all my female colleagues in their cute little outfitsI got that passion for the fashion, my manThere's this fat girl who is otherwise mid as hell but wears a mix of goth and emo type outfits and I'm down with that. Plus it makes it easier to compliment her weird shirts and bracelets
>>31510984Making your fetish your identity is unhealthyIt's why nobody likes furries
>>31510984There's tons of "rainbow people" who don't make it their whole personalities. You just don't notice them exactly because they don't make it their whole personalities.
>>31510738>5/10 girl is looksmatch to 9/10 guy>5/10 guy is looksmatch to 1/10 girlaveragegirlposter speaks the truth
I love that feeling you get when you rest after a physically exhausting activity.Always reminds me of when I used to travel and would come back to the hotel at the end of the day. Super comfy vibes.
>>31510979>evil, like she just enjoys the suffering of others and can't hide itCan you set me up with her?
>>31510767>M>I'm 5'5,You can't do anything with that, just accept. Easier to say than don but trust me, I was there [same height at graduation, one yoear before even under 5]>autistic, Therapy, and/or self helping youtube videos. No BS but real ones from psychiatrists. Yes, they are. Autism is not a death sentence but you have to learn to live with that. Its just a Windows on a Mac - you need an emulator to work>balding, Get a compensatory hairstyle or if its really bad, shave the fuck off. If you can grow a beard compensate with that. >no job/can't get one, Just try. For you getting one is important, for girls trying is sometimes even more. I know, its a fucking crisis time now but you aiter find a job or starve to death [t. unemployed for a year]>and no friends (I can make them but I hate maintaining them)I know its also hard. Find just a few people who can you rely to. Who are not reject if you text them at 6 pm to meet at 8 (or if reject they offer other time). People who care about you and if you not contact with them for a month or so they ask you whats up. No need a lot 3-5 persons are enough. 1-3 are also good but can be difficult.
>>31510981This. I tried dating a guy from soc once and ended up getting pumped and dumped and moreover that guy later lied about me on soc atoga and insinuated I'm some insame BPD bitch. Men are vile
>>31510994the last time I talked with her we were at lunch with friends and she said if someone didn't pay for her she was going to cause a scene. We thought she was joking so she stood up and loudly shouted, "Well it's your baby, I'll see you in court deadbeat!" and then stormed out. I don't talk to her regularly anymore.
>>31510999Whoa maybe we dated the same guy or that had similar traits
>>31510999I think the most common, hell, the main mistake women do, really is actually believing men who complain like this are reasonable and deserving of chances. They're not. The fact that they're complaining this loudly should be enough indication.t. someone who fell for this exact thing and the supposed "loser" cheated on me with my friend
Don’t know who needs to hear this today, but Phil Collins’ Genesis is better than Peter Gabriel’s
>>31510984Closeted people are equally as fucked up
>>31510999Sorry anon that's really horrid ): some people seriously suckOnce I basically turned down sex with a girl, so she told her friends I assaulted her lol. That was not a fun time
>>31510999NtaWhat precautions do you take to avoid vile men femanons?
Good morning atoga! Reminder that women fart, shit, and have stinky morning breath, and they should feel bad about that
>>31511008>:(
>>31511000>she said if someone didn't pay for her she was going to cause a scene. We thought she was joking so she stood up and loudly shouted, "Well it's your baby, I'll see you in court deadbeat!" and then stormed out.Is she evil or just a crazy bitch?If the later then I'll pass
Question for men,What type of bikinis do men like on women?All I have heard in the past if they dislike high waisted and my ex didn't like strapless on me
>>31510999>that guy later lied about me on soc atoga and insinuated I'm some insame BPD bitchAloha guy?
>>31511020Idk I'm a simple man bikinis are hotI've never thought "yeah I like that one but I dont like that one". That sounds pretty gay ngl
>>31511015NTAIt's been a long since I dated since I'm in a long relationship. But I just don't take much precautions other than the usual "don't meet with people from online", "don't trust people immediately", "give people time to show themselves" etc.I did get fucked over a lot and it was just coincidence that the guy I've been with for a decade was a good one.I tend to relate too much to fuck ups, but fuck ups are fuck ups and will use you and spit you back out.
If black didn’t wear bad wigs or weaves and lose weight, would they be as ugly? Why are Africans so much better and disciplined than black Americans? That’s the real reason they need to be sent back.
>>31511018Pretty much both. I'd offer to set you up with my racist sister but she just got engaged to some dude off /a/
>>31511029>my racist sister just got engaged to some dude off /a/It should've been meee
men, would you ever marry an ugly woman?
>>31511020Mpicrel
>>31510992Post workout "glow" is a real thing, it's one of the reasons why working out is suggested to people who have depression.You numb the brain for a while and you get into a better shape, it's a win/win situation, I hope you're getting your reps in.
Women, have you ever used your body for personal gain?
>>31511034It's not real
>>31511021Not telling, I don't want to make him famous
>bf helped me masturbate last night>said my smell is strong (but not bad)>wants to constantly sniff my vagina now
>>31511028Actual Africans actually have stuff they have to do day to day to take care of themselves and when they do stupid shit there is usually some kind of immediate consequence. Meanwhile American blacks are an Aldous Huxley novel gone wild.
Why is this slut talking about croc?
>>31511029>>31510999>>31511004>>31511007How the fuck do you date people from 4chan?Like, what makes you see a post and be like>Yeah, I'd date them
>>31511038It very much is real.
>>31510918That's why you have to start small, prioritize, make a routine, eliminate distractions as much as possible, stay organized, block out time for doing tasks, take breaks, and possible even reward yourself for completed tasks. Get a planner.
>>31511033Ill never have perfect skin like this, I'll never have big boobs like this, I'll never have a pretty face like this
>>31511046people post their telegram and discord tags here.
>>31511034That's not fucking real. Exercise doesn't help with my depression at all, it just hurts and exhausts me>>31511049my ADHD ass could not do all that
>>31511032No, just like women wouldn't marry us.
>>31511047Then your depression isn't real. I have actual treatment resistant depression and have been working out on and off for 5 years: there's no such thing as a post workout glow, working out is just suffering. Bitches love the gains tho so whatever
>>31510999What did he advertise himself as on soc? Like, what mad you go out with him in the first place
>>31511032Depends on the girlMost of girls I've liked have not been conventionally attractive
>>31510939Why's it stupid? Of course if you never make yourself goals, things to accomplish, you're never going to accomplish anything.
>>31511052And you will NEVER be a woman
>>31511052Will you ever kiss your mom like this?
>>31511016>they should feel bad about thatBut why>>31511008Based, I agree desu (even though like both)>>31510984The same reason that people of many subcultures make it their whole personality>>31510985Haha that's really cool, so like darker more alternative clothes? What kind of shirts and bracelets did she have?Yeah there was this one sweet girl I got on well with, she'd compliment me a lot so I started complimenting her back. She wore these adorable outfits but would always get so shy when complimented lol. She'd struggle to walk in her heels and tight dresses and miniskirts so I would fetch stuff for her lol. One of her catchphrases was "fashion over function!"Sorry just reminiscing cuz it was a nice job I had to suddenly leave...>>31511032I mean I would marry a woman who wasn't really conventionally attractive if I still thought she was cute, and if she won me over with her personalityLooks fade, feels are forever>>31511033Ooh that's a nice pattern. Hot girl summer>>31511042You've awoken something in him>>31510992It is a good feel. I love cracking open a beer after doing some heavy yardwork or DIY or something>>31511052Everyone got their own unique variety of beauty <3
>>31511063I do have a vagina at least>>31511065No
>>31511055>>31511058>That's not fucking real.https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/depression/in-depth/depression-and-exercise/art-20046495https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/exercise-is-an-all-natural-treatment-to-fight-depressionhttps://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/self-help/guides-tools-and-activities/exercise-for-depression/Working out isn't going to beat depression but it helps. Maybe your depression isn't real?
>>31511032As long as she's not fat I would date her, just depends on other stuff
>>31511055nta and it's cliche but I have ADHD and I couldn't live without my planner. Get someone to help you start it if you can.
>>31511016Yes, they should feel bad that my farts are louder, my shits are bigger, and my morning breath is more rancid
>>31511067>But whyBecause it's gross and you're not perfect
>>31511044Stfu
>>31511067>It is a good feel.I love this feeling, besides the nostalgia factor, it somehow completely shuts down my brain and makes me feel like I'm drunk. :^)
>>31511069>Maybe your depression isn't real?Of course it's not real. Anon is just making excuses, he's just a lazy person that possibly has ADHD.
>>31511058I'm bipolar and yeah I honestly don't get this post workout glow or whatever bullshit because I've been busting reps in the gym for gains like some vain faggot. So I just prefer to do physical work and jobs. It's a good feeling when you need to take a cold shower and ache all over because you've been working hard on something that serves a purpose and helps people. Isn't this what men are supposed to do desu
>>31511020Any two piece is nice. Anything that shows off ur body in confidence
>>31510724Women,What kind of nudes do you like your man to send?
>>31511020i like one piece bathing suits
>>31511043Nta It’s embarrassing to be black sometimes :( I feel like I have to compensate the way I look and speak to seem “okay” or “normal”Africans are more lucky
Big boobed women, can you really not fit in a one piece swimsuit?
>>31511084>>31511086>two piece>one piece
>>31511087Black dudes do be suffering sometimes, I feel for them, the normal ones that don't commit crimes that is.Black girls can get it though.
Is this accurate?
>>31511069My depression is very much real. I think you're just a pussy who doesn't understand that REAL depression has no cure and nothing can help it.
>>31511062I've never set goals because I've been convinced for the vast majority of my life I'd amount to nothing. Just a worthless autistic idiot. Thus why for most of my life I never tried anything or challenged myself.I thought setting goals and trying to reach them was a wasted effort and I just went through the motions of life
>>31511093I’m a woman
>>31511098Hot.
>>31511096Nta>REAL depressionI agree with this. Clinical depression can be lifelong>nothing can help it.I don't agree with this. There are always ways you can make living slightly less shit
What's the point of silent letters?
>>31511099Thx lol
So apparently my spine is fusing to my hip & pinching some nerves, and I will be in excruciating pain for the rest of my life. I will not be able to live a proper life even with pain killers. It's been a pretty shitty run, but thanks for being my frens regardless
>>31511032Depends what u mean by ugly. A severely overweight person isn’t taking responsibility for her health or body. It’s just as bad as a person who always blames other people for their own problems (all my exes were crazy shit). If she dresses poorly and she’s poor, that ain’t her fault. If she doesn’t take care of her style and is middle to upper class, that ain’t attractive. If she’s conventionally different in natural looks, as long as she takes care of her health and appearance (life overall) lots of guys including me will date her. On the opposite end, if she doesn’t and just stays a slob or Wtv, that ain’t dateable
>>31511089No, I get into a wedgie situation. The fabric can only stretch so much.
>>31511103They look cool>>31511106): sending love x>>31511105Black don't crack bb
>>31511069Fuck you, cunt. I've lived with depression for 8 fucking years, considering ending it every fucking day>>31511082go slice your own fucking throat
>>31510724Accidentally ended up dressing like a 1970s hippie.Here you go anons, roast my awful fashion sense.
>>31511106Drive your car slowly around bars in college towns at 3AM, drive in front of nice cars with rich frat guys, wait for one of them to hit you and fuck up your hip enough that a surgeon will just rebuild it for you at their expense
>>31511042ffffuu, big part of the joy of eating a girl out is to get the best whiff of her smell
>>31510979>Every girl who ends up on 4chan has problems that make her unable to use normal social media for attention.*every person.
>>31511095YesHe will simply never be orange
>>31511115You look like you believe in horoscopes and that having 0.1% native american genes makes you a Navajo.
>>31511115The pants do not match at all. Why would you do this to yourself?
>>31511106Do you have that bone disorder?
>>31511115Breedable... gurl u thicc10/10 would smoke a joint and play bongo drums with
>>31511115This gives me african fashion vibes
>>31511122When I'm at home I prioritise comfort over everything so I just grabbed whatever was avaliable.
>>31511052Go to a dermo, get surgery, wear makeup and build ur hygiene and stay fit. Doable fixes. Small boobs are hnng btw, but you do wtv u want with ur bod
>>31510989THIS is why I say I don't have problem with gays but with fags,
>>31511115Groovy. No, seriously, I like it.
>>31511126You gotta suffer for swag. Beauty is pain.
Posted this in the last thread >>31510657And got this response here >>31510670I don’t know which one it is. Every time we’re together she tells me how much fun she’s having and how she tells her friends about how happy she is about everything. She was the one to suggest hanging out tonight. But she doesn’t really ever text first. And also takes a really long time to respond. So I don’t really know. I don’t want to over think it but I am. I’m probably just gonna text her. She makes jokes about how she just wants me to lead her
>>31511115Those pants are fair too bright for the top. Also, consider some bracelets.
>>31511121It really does lmao, but I'm nothing like that.
>>31511095On second glance this is weirdly pro-trans?>I have been taking drugs to be orange (a woman) but everyone can tell I'm actually grey (a man). I've accepted my fate as a lesser human being who will never be seen as orange.It seems to be making the point that trans people hold themselves to too high of a standard and think they don't pass when they do.I'm not entirely sure what point is made by having the other person be green. Maybe they're trying to say that "grey" (a gender binary?) doesn't exist and other people are a variety of colors/genders?
WomenWould you date a Virgo man?
>>31511125This beauty does it better, and she’s got some nice titties.
>>31511115Those pants look really cheap. Like, the material looks like a lunch bag.
>>31511103They’re vestigial. Kinda like how a whale might have some pointless leg bone floating randomly cause their ancestors used to live on land. Language evolves like animals do. It takes a while for things to change or go away. Silent e’s for example, used to actually be pronounced but aren’t anymore. Lots of French bs when stolen by English keep the spelling but change the sounds.
>>31511087> blackWhat a wide, low resolution box to put yourself in. Why would you do that?In theory I am white, but it is a uselessly wide label. I am also German, Saxon.Some people of all races are trash, why would you lump yourself in with them?
If I think I’m too ugly for a rich guy, how the hell do I travel with no money? I can’t find a job and I’ve been looking for about two years.
State gender:do you consider these a nice pair of breasts?
>>31511149Shut up, you're just American.
>>31511106Looks like surgery exists for it, try looking into it
>>31511115Feel free to self post if you feel comfortable knowing this photo will be saved and reposted at an unknown date. Hopefully that should be obvious to you but it wasn't to other femanon. You've also shown enough of yourself that if someone found a photo of you with your face showing, it'd be easy to confirm. And that if someone here already knew you, they'd recognize you right away.
>>31511150You just gotta hunker down and tough through itor, have rich relatives.
>>31511140My dad is a virgomaybe
>>31511153FYes
>>31511115M, you look real cute
>>31511153Yes, but is she pregnant?
>>31511142Nah, they both look fine.
>>31511158I'm not posting my face here
>>31511115Just tuck the shirt into the pantsWearing it long shortens your legs
>>31511103Anglos were shit at pronunciation for words like knoll which is supposed to be said with the K but they decided to take that out because it was too hard for them.Also, the Normans happened.
>>31511149Unfortunately, that’s what it’s like in America. I usually call myself American now, but if I knew my true heritage, I’d identify with that. I don’t know if Nigerians would be okay with that though, seeing as I wasn’t raised like that and will always have an American mindset. I think people should identify with their culture more than race personally, like Europeans, Africans, and Asians do.
>>31511153Mtoo big for me
>>31511153am a boob guy but I like small boobs. That being said, those are nice, 7/10
>>31511175Maybe she doesn't want people staring at her ass?
>>31511115No one would be making fun of this outfit if a 10/10 stacy was wearing it just fyi
>>31511153MThey're fine but she needs to lose weight
>trying to go to bed>remember a song suddenly>have to get up and listen to it>stuck awakeWomen, this is your fault somehow
>>31511153https://x.com/HappyVicto48485/status/1804817788063645745
>>31511153FI’m not bi or gay but she’s fat. If she loses the weight, they’ll probably look more normal around the sides.
>>31511190It's your own fault you dumbass
>>31511153Looks pregnant. She's got that linea nigra thing going on.
>>31511187Men literally just don't know how to judge a women's figure over baggy clothes.She's fine.
>>31511115Get a signalorange necklace or bracelet too and good to go!
>>3151118710/10s can wear a potato sack and be hot.
>>31511192WOAH
>>31511196If she was that be even hotter
>>31511153Sweaty breasts
>>31511195Nice try, but I know this is more of your wiccan bullshitThe same way you made me bump my elbow against the corner of my doorway
>>31511174Yes but presumably you've posted it elsewhere on the internet. Or your friends/family have posted it in group photos. You can go ahead and say the likelihood is minimal but that's still your personal risk managament when the likelihood could be zero.
Either genderDo you find standing for too long or sitting for too long to be more uncomfortable?I personally find sitting to be more uncomfy (probably because my ass is bone)
>>31511103You can blame the French.I do.
>>31511211nta but who cares if you're recognized? As long as it isn't nudes, I mean.
>>31511213My ass is fat.So sitting is more comfortable for me.
>>31511190>HAVE to get upDo you have OCD perchance
>>31511213F moving to either position on account of low blood pressure.
>>31511220Yes, actually. Diagnosed and everything.
>>31511213MI find that unfomfy but I have ADHD so doesnt count
>>31511223What do you think will happen if you don't listen to the song?
>>31511226It hurts.Same thing happens when I close a video while the guy is mid-sentence, it bothers me deeply and I have to go back and see what he was going to say.
>>31511193Based
>>31511230Try humming the end of it. That always gets a song out of my head.
>>31511153Yes
>>31511153She looks pregnant, that would account for the bazoonkas, but yes. Slightly unfortunate about the stretchmarks.
>>31511218Are you asking genuinely? I care. But if she doesn't, then that's a good thing! I just saw a femanon the other day who was bewildered someone saved and reposted her photo, and some who think it's literally impossible to be identified.
Why can't black girls be real...
>>31511248>think it's literally impossible to be identifiedThat's just dumb. I think most foids here understand the risks.
>>31511251But they are tho
>>31511216how to say you are Bri'ish without telling
>>31511253That's such a bad morph.
>>31511254Why DO the two people not like each other?
>>31511256If you say so.
>>31511252You'd think.
>>31511253I guess it's personal then...They're just not real for me....
>>31511260These type of women use a lot of perfume. They don't use bidets or wet wipes.
>>31510980I don't understand why people get so possessive.
>>31511263Hot girl x Ugly Bastard.
>>31511269Maybe that's her brother?
>>31511096>>31511114I've been depressed for the past 15 years, and I've openly talked about suicide in a few years. This doesn't change the fact that workout does help, at least for a while.No point arguing about this.
>>31511251>>31511253why black girls cant have real hair. Either a microphone, tied up microphone, braid or supershort
>>31511210I'm not into witchcraft, it's le bad and only eeevil people(hippie wimmin use it)
>>31511272Because believe it or not, curly hair and straight hair don't have the same available hairstyles.
>>31511272Real hair I assume you mean their hair long and loose? Because kinky curly nappy hair is a pain in the ass.
>>31511272Wth is tied up microphone hair
>>31511272Our natural hair is more like a Brillo pad, anon.
What a vibe this is
>>31511032Yes, I would for sure.I can't actually find an ugly gf though.
>>31511032Does she like balding fat guys?
>>31511271Must be tough living in Brazil
>>31511032What is your idea of an ugly woman? Most girls really underrate themselves.
>>31511213Sitting definitely I literally sit for hours in an office chair in an air conditioned room humans were not meant to live like this
>>31511270Doing a thirst trap titty shake video while on a family vacation is even trashier than doing it while out with friends.
>>31511297Something really fuckable about trashy women.
>>31511115ZAMN
>>31511276nah, sometimes I see different styles but rarely. I guess that takes effort they dont have.
>>31511286I don't get it
>>31511303Obvious bait.
>>31511292I wish I lived in Brazil, my problems wouldn't exist there.
>>31511305she preggar
>>31511294Featureless shapeless white women
>>31511308Parasites and flesh eating bacteria
>>31511313Posing is kind dumb and LOL SO RANDUM but she qt.
>>31511314I wasn't talking to you.
>>31511316That pic is from old 4chan Tumblr days
I liked how some women ITT have mentioned in past threads they want nothing more than to just casually suck their bf's dicksPersonally I just want to find a gf so I can casually eat her pussy>>>/v/680881751Pic related, it's what I say when I catch her bottomless in our house
>>31511318Enjoy hell I suppose
Millennials, do you have any regret for being the saddest failure of a generation to ever exist?
>>31511313Pretty bad acne scars.
>>31511314How that that any worse than rotting inside your room?
>>31511326Based they left nothing for Gen Z nor did they gain respect of their predecessors truly a middle child generation that failed to secure their spot in history nobody will remember them
>>31511328Are men fucking retarded?Signed: A man.
>>31510999When I tried looking on /soc/ and made a post I got a few people that approached but none of them responded longer than a day. I think it's because I didn't coomer post. But I also was pretty direct with what I was looking for and why, and with answering questions and stuff. Maybe I scared them off, or maybe they were just in a different life stage and weren't even kind of looking for what I was looking for.Finding someone in person is probably a better move anyways but that was still my experience on /soc/.Tldr of my post was>Kind of fat anon who recently started actually working and building himself>Getting license soon>Going to gym, job with daily physical labour (lost 60 lbs so far, down to 240, goal weight is 180)>Putting away money>32 male kissless virgin>Want home, family, wife, kids>Like reading, D&D, want to get involved in Renaissance fairs, larps, etc
>>31510999Men that get laid from /soc/ are all above average in some ways.so not surprising they'd use that to their advantage.
>>31511331I thought NEETs don’t feel pain
>>31511337I'm not a NEET?
>>31511328Imagine using social media
>>31511339Stay in your room
>>31511341No, I need to go out and be a wagie.
>>31511324>/v/ cross postingKys brain rot coomer
>>31511343I’m literally struggling to get a proper day job in this economy how on earth do you think you will fare
>>31511344I would have posted a catbox link but my uni ISP has decided to block the website
>>31511327Literally where? I can't see past the jpeg
>>31511346I thought you won?I've had a stable job for a past year and a half, it's pretty comfy other than occasional long work days. It doesn't pay a lot, but sure better than nothing.
>>31511351Do you think you will get a professional paying job after uni or are you just doing it for the lolz? I have this conversation with almost everyone I come across on campus and they all confide in me the same answer
>>31511049>Get a planner It didn't work in 8th grade and it won't work now. Writing it in a planner won't make me DO it. Someone can only do all of those things if they're motivated. If you're not motivated all of it seems pointless.
>>31511356I was just joking I’ve been doing nightshifts for 6 months and I’m already sick of it I tried moving to dayshifts but management shit their pants because they can’t find anyone who can replace me and meet the same standard as I can it’s truly over
>>31511360Fuck you bitch chimp
Are you guys following this latest crazy unripe fruits are fake trend going on in the US?
>>31511357yeahI've made quite a few contacts with different labs (I'm a doctoral STEMfag) so I'm pretty confident I'll have something lined up when I graduate
>>31511364At least I have a job and pussy to come home to
>>31511368You only have a job because you're a nigger and a woman
>>31511366Well that’s good I’m glad you’re not like the others hope it all works out anon
>>31511365Amerifags actually believe this shit?
>>31511371Jealous ass pajeet seethe in rupees lol
What would you do in this situation?
Wait. Do men here think women get hired more easily?
>>31511365that watermelon looks normal to me tbqh
>>31511085Meh. I don't get all that excited about just photos. If he was away on a trip for a few weeks I might appreciate some softcore after shower pictures but it's not a big deal to me.>>31511089Apparently my boobs are mid sized but no they don't look right on me. If I was to get a really expensive one that basically has a bra inside of it it might work but it's incredibly hard to find one that is loose enough to accommodate the boobs but tight enough to hug my waist, and that has proper boob support.>>31511213Sitting for too long hurts more things so that I guess.>>31511326We lost the game before it even started
>>31511381
>>31511380Yeah but they usually quit after about 2 weeks because it’s ‘not for them’
>>31511379omegakek at the guy from the picturea new form of rejection unlocked. I wish I was a fly on the wall to see that reaction
>>31511308You could solve your problems for the cost of a plane ticket, and yet you don't.
>>31511388Bruh. I don't know if it's actually like that in america but it not only took me much more effort to get hired, I also took longer to be permanently employed, and they never raised me despite me being more competent.I know I'm more competent because when I left for a better job, the boss kept lamenting me leaving to my ex-coworkers (who shown me screenshots)
>>31511387normalfags can be so dumb sometimes
>>31511377Gorilla ass dumb monkey bitch. Low human cunt. Big lip chimp eye monkey thumb tree nigger. Fuck you. Orc looking bitch. Goblinoid whore.
>>31511396ESG fuckery going on they trying to collapse the business so it can be gutted from the inside and replaced by basic functioning retards that are just smart enough to turn the lights on but not smart enough to think for themselves, just leave and go work for a male dominated industry
>>31511398I've never bought watermelon in the US before, so I've no idea what they should look like.
>>31511404Suck my BBC nigger dick monkey jeeet oo ee ah
>>31511408>watermelon in the USLike watermelon you get other places wtf
>>31511405>just leave and go work for a male dominated industryI am working in a male dominated industry, that's part of the reason I have to work almost twice as hard to get any sort of recognition.Again, I'm not american.
Why is the entire thread namefags?
>>31511360>he became irreplaceableGood for stability, but enjoy never getting promoted to better positions. At least you can try to force a better wage, unless you're not THAT irreplaceable.>>31511391The damages I'm suffering from cannot be magically fixed. If I was born and grew up there, then my problems wouldnt exist.
>>31511410You guys should get a room.
>>31511413Not just namefags, really annoying ones too.
>>31511411I don't know what kind of food y'all putting on the shelves.then chickens and pigs be pumped full of meds and shitthe standards are just different
>>31511412Fuck recognition be a corporate pirate and take what you want, work the hours you want and quiet quit yourself into a retirement that is the only way now
>>31511408its unripe obviously
>>31511420We clearly don't live in the same world. What the hell are you talking about? I work for money, not recognition. Recognition only means shit if it comes with a bigger paycheck.
>>31511413I just felt like having a giggle anon.
>>31511419if you aren't american why do you talk like an american nigger
>>31511415I’m literally one of the only two guys here that speak fluent English everyone else is imported from some third world shithole I could fucking kill somebody and I still won’t get fired but you’re right I will never get promoted
>>31511427American website?
>>31511423Are you a medieval surf or something?
GenderWhat the hell is wrong with this guy? No bitches?
>>31511380It's been proven with studies, female applicants are 90% more likely to be hired.
>>31511430It is, but you don't have to say retarded shit like "what yall be doing, bix nood muthafucka"
>>31511446Nah, that's american culture.
>>31511437I've never had a bitch my entire life.
>>31511447It actually isn't since americans have no culture at all.
>>31511445This has absolutely not been the case where I live. I guess it's a US thing but that is insanely far from a universal truth.
Why can't black women be real...
>>31511213M, also another ADHD anon who has to keep moving lolI find sitting through a movie in the theatre really hardWork from home is great because I can do like half an hour of work then a bunch of physical jobs rinse and repeat >>31511343#WagieLyfe>>31511365>unripe fruitsDafuq is wrong with u ppl
Men... Why do nafris refuse to wear deodorant?I hate public transport.
>>31511379:skull emoji:At least he ain't paying child support>>31511437No maidens???>>31511452Um diddle de dee, a bitchless life for me~
almost every day i make quesadillas for lunch (but not like a tortilla and cheese i mean its full like chicken breast and black beans and cilantro and onions and peppers and sometimes mushrooms or olives) but i also love hot sauce and douse it in like three different kinds of cholula. its yummy. but it also makes me heat up and get sweaty in the afternoon. if i ever move in with a guy do you think it would bother him that my eating habits kind of make me get gross?
>>31511463London Underground in the summer is a special kind of hellIf I'm standing next to a hot office girl who reeks of BO though I don't mindI always wear antiperspirant + deodorant + cologne and shower twice a day (at least I did when I left the house for work) so
>>31511463tfw never had to wear deodorants.
>>31511419The watermelon is from Mexico anyway
>>31511468Nah, or at the very least, if he gets grossed out by it, he not the one.
>>31511468Mmm sounds like a tasty lunch>but it also makes me heat up and get sweaty in the afternoon>if i ever move in with a guy do you think it would bother himAs long as I can sniff you I don't mind
>>31510724state genderthoughts on this?
>>31511463Haha seethe in europoor you voted for this losers
>>31511475M, quality bantz
>>31511469Whites stink so bad I don’t think I’ve smelled something worse than the clogged poors of a white woman going through puberty
>>31511475Don't get itI don't get sportsball stuff, I think it's either because i'm autistic, or because i have no friends.
Would you prefer a job that pays decently, enough to live comfortably with a bit extra (maybe 20%), and that you enjoy? Or would you prefer a well-paying job (double your living expenses), but you're veeery close to hating it
>>31510840Idk if you're still lurking, but thank you for the in-depth response anon, you're a real one for that>Once you let go of the idea that it's impossible for a woman to find you attractive, you become more attractive. Confidence (or the ability to fake it convincingly) is the most important thingAye, so I've heard from others too...I can sorta fake it, I don't really like faking it too much because it feels... well, fake, but women have told me I seemed confident and extroverted etc. so I guess it can't be too bad. The issue is I don't actually have any confidence or self-esteem and don't know how to build it. I've tried the run of the mill advice people give and feel a bit better about myself sometimes but ultimately it doesn't stick and I go back to hating myself.Most women I went out with in the past basically approached me but partly due to my lack of confidence it never escalated and just fizzled out, which made me feel worse, kind of a vicious cycle... (so I'm KHV at 26)A shot in the dark but just wondering if you had any particular advice or things that helped you out? Or any other anons if they have read this far lol? I know I have to figure it out for myself but thought I'd ask anyway. Thanks anon
>>31511492F. First option.
>>31511492I guess I have to go with the first option because it's what I do right now.I could've technically make much more but having a job I enjoy and people greet me with a smile every day makes it much more bearable for me.I'm already depressed, so I don't think I could take a job that would make me feel like shit for an entire 1/3 of my day.
>>31511479It's the dairy.When I don't eat dairy not only does my eczema vanish, so does my knuckle joint pain and my BO.
>>31511499you are lactose intolerant.
I'm gonna be real with /adv/ and vent a bit because I can.
>>31511502NTA but most of humanity is
>>31511492Second option I already hate my job how much more can they do to me
>>31511504Go ahead, I'm gonna go take a bath and sleep.
>>31511492The former. I'd give anything to have a job as a receptionist, clerk, librarian, teacher assistant and or house wife
>>31511479Why are you smelling girls going through puberty anon? Idk maybe I'm just a degenerate and down bad but the mix of the office ladies' perfume with the fresh BO I could smell as they lifted their arms to hold onto the straphangers is like an elixir... >>31511492Comfortably that I enjoy. I'm not a materialistic person so I value my happiness and mood more. When I was doing work I hated, even if it paid more, I was moody and irritable, and I don't want to inflict that on other people either
>>31511492MSecond, and you make the best of it.
>>31511505most white people aren't. drinking milk has no ill effect on people who aren't lactose intolerant, including B.O.
>>31511499I remember hugging this girl at work and she literally stank like onions and shit it was so bad but she was this tall skinny half Italian goddess that encounter honestly scarred me for life and I’ve never since tried my best to avoid white women
>>31511511Nta but why not try it then? I was a receptionist for a couple of years, best job(s) I ever worked hands down lol. Barely felt like work a lot of the time, basically got paid to banter and make coffee for pretty girls lol
>>31511518People stink like onions when they eat onions. Shocker.Men would you date a girl who constantly smells like garlic?
>>31511513Because unfortunately I peaked in highschool and had sex with underage girls in the bathrooms and while waging for McDonalds
>>31511520Sure.I'm not really sure what's that's like though.
I forget that most of atogans are brown third worlders
>>31511502Well yeah, I know that now.It's not easy to work.out, the symptoms don't become obvious till several days later.
>>31511520I used to date this tall british tomboy and she lived in a studio with no air conditioning and her apartment smelled like vegetable shits all day but at least she didn’t have any body odour lol
Where do I find a man with a curved, cut penis and pearly penile papules?
>>31511520>would you date a girl who constantly smells like garlic?I don't really mind the smell of garlic so sure lol. +1 if she burps in my face. If she's cute in other ways it can just be a weird quirkMaybe I'm just down bad and would feel different IRL tho. I'd get her some perfume and a breath eau de parfum lol>>31511521I don't know what's more disgusting about your post, having sex with underage girls, or in McDonald's bathrooms...
>>31511529I have this but uncut D:Idk get them to show you their dicks early in dating. Surprise penis inspection day just came early
>>31511533This would seem extremely slutty though
what should i make for lunch
>>31511530Bruh we used to piss in the pickle jar and spit in the burgers of people we didn’t like at school it was the best time of my life I remember one of my friends who we dared to cum in the ice cream machine but he pussied out lol
>>31511520Yes, I'll call her my little garlic bread.
>>31511537Ehh maybe, I guess you can stress that you don't want to have sex early on
>>31511520Yes. It's fine if we eat the same stuff.
>>31511540>piss in the pickle jar and spit in the burgers of people we didn’t likeI hope to God this is a LARP lol. Absolutely vile man. Hath you no dignity?
>>31511522Free vampire protection>>31511530>+1 if she burps in my faceThat can be arranged>>31511543Cute>>31511545Smart
Bpdemon fuckers, can I befriend a pansexual guy with BPD? I'm a woman a few years older than him.He advertises that if he likes someone it'll be "impossible to get rid of him" like it's cute, and to be frank it is, but it's probably a red flag that he thinks it's a positive thing. I've seen him complain that his depression and anxiety have left him friendless and I'm in the same situation.Is this something that I should do or will I get stalked and cause him to kys his self or something? I've never known anyone mentally ill other than myself. In fact I've only known like 3 people in my lifetime and I'm getting desperate after trying and failing to relate to normies.
>>31511479>whites stink so badI find this difficult to believe, if this were true everyone would avoid white people and white neighborhoods, instead we have the opposite problem.
Is the site acting up or it is just me?
>>31511547Sounds like she wont be good at sucking then
>>31511550Yeah making yourself the sole friend of a guy with poorly regulated BPD will go poorly, Anon.
>>31511552What site?
>>31511546This is literally a right of passge in any fast food joint are you really that stupid? I can’t imagine it’s much worse now especially with zoomers and their failure to understand basic sanitation lol burger king foot lettuce is nothing compared to the shenanigans we used to pull off, I pissed in my female managers coffee and and she was like hmm this is really nice thank you anon we fucked behind the parking lot next to the garbage bins too lol
>>31511553I'm not the one with pointy teeth bruh
do femaniggers like brutalist architecture?
>>31511556THE WORLD SITE!
>>31511550Terrible idea. There is no possible good ending in this scenario. I don't care how hot he is don't do it.
>>31511551I think it’s the diet girls eat like shit nowadays and don’t excerise and you can usually smell it
guys what if we ALL put our myers-briggs in the name field?
>>31511492The former. Not looking to spend a good chunk of my life doing something I hate.
How does one train their bullshitting skill that faints interest so a conversation can continue?Like, I'll be talking to some peeps in this thread, and then one reply later I'm like... aight, I'm over this.What do I do? is this another autism thing?
Should I be concerned by her having notifications silenced? I keep mine silenced too but I'm not a conniving woman so I figured I'd ask you guys.
>>31511563fat girls of all races smell bad
>>31511567>faintsoof*Feigns
>>31511556Images aren’t loading and I have to refresh the page to get it to update.
>>31511576not happening on my end.
>>31511570Incels smell worse
>>31511550They bring chairs to your life emotionally usually.
>>31510724All the girls who have been attracted to me have been titlets. What does this mean and how do I get big tiddy girls to be attracted to me?
>>31511404You have some issues to work out and growing up to do. No one will be insecure just because you hate a certain group, bud. Grow up.
>>31511576Are you using an adblocker? Some of them treat /adv/ like a plague since it has "ad" in it.
>>31511591I hope the HIV and penile necrosis were worth it
>>31511589I'm an ESL (ETL really) and I have absolutely no idea what this means.>>31511555How do I know it's poorly regulated? Maybe it's mild and/or he's self aware for him to make jokes like that. He's active on some Discord servers so I guess he's got a more active social life than I do.>>31511562I don't know what he looks like but he likes all of my favourite games and cartoons and his failure to make friends seems relatable, though I guess it could be caused by something very different from my own issue of simply being very closed-off.Don't people with BPD deserve friends at all? Are they really that hard to deal with? He could have just left that part unsaid or not have been diagnosed and I would've contacted him without thinking twice.
>>31511479SAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>31511582I don't care what incels smell like because they don't leave the house, fat girls do and they harass you at the gym and stuff.
>>31511598You call that pic sexualization? That's actually disgusting anon. Anyone who gets hard to that should have their penis chopped off.
>Go on a date with a literally insane girl>She kisses me at the end and tells me "it ain't gotta be nothing but what it is">Dick becomes rock hardWell, it's official, ladies, I'm a man-slut.
>>31511611>Don't people with BPD deserve friends at all? Are they really that hard to deal with? Buddy, I'll tell you what I'd tell myself before I met my ex.Just don't.
Any disabled folks on? How's that working out for you?
Thoughts on plappregnation? The act of getting plapped and pregnated
>>31511590Just a guess but are you short to average height and/or quite slender (in terms of weight and build)?
Need to find me a girl like this
>>31511568Not necessarily, maybe you even inspired her or she just had a resolution to be more present.But if you're really paranoid, just ask as casually as you can>I noticed you silenced your notifications, were they also driving you crazy?and read her response very carefully, whether she seems startled/caught off guard or goes on a way too detailed explanation or whatever.
Dear lactose intolerant women I did that to you. I confess. It’s my fault
>>31511529There really is a woman out there that wants me...
>>31511637Generic Dominican woman from NY #696251 ?
>>31511649Yeah.
>>31511568>>31511645Forgot to include but it's also quite possible she just got a new coworker/app group/whatever that was quite excessive with messaging and that made her turn it off.
>>31511646YOU BASTARD!
>>31511631It's alright. I don't really have anything to compare it to so it's "normal" for me.
>>31511567It's fine to get bored of online conversation with strangers, right? Why is that something you want to change?Irl if it does matter to you, the best "trick" is to make yourself pay as much attention as you can. Ironically the more you zone out, the more whatever goes on starts feeling like a monotone intrusion and becomes more and more off putting. The more you make yourself be invested in their story, the more it possibly comes alive to you. Literally just make yourself hear their every word and how they say it, what their face looks like during etc. It is a lot easier to make yourself notice something than to make yourself forget or not notice something.
>>31511653Why would you say a hurtful thing like that?
>>31511652That doesn't really hold up. You can turn off notifications per program.
>>31510724Msingle women, would you still want to sit on me if I looked like Pic rel?
>>31511492F, definitely the first, it's not worth it to get burned out on life because you devote so much of your time to something shitty.
>>31511661A lot of women aren't technologically savy enough to do that.
>>31511661Right, I didn't realize that, kind of a smartphone noob. Then only the former applies I guess, either she does want to hide something or she just got sick of it and/or wanted to change her behavior. It is common from what I heard to switch the notifications off if you generally want to bring down your screen time.
You can always tell that the trannies/men are dominating the thread when I post ans I get no responses.I'll come back later, ladies.
>>31511667>>31511668Case in point. :)
>>31511659Because it's literally with everyone not like with some of them, it's all of themand I don't think it's boredom, it's like... a general uninterest in normal conversationsFor example, a mock conversation from my asocial ass"Just got back home, what are you guys doing?""Nothing just chilling, was reading a book, but got distracted by youtube videos.""What book were you reading?"And then at this point I'm like, FUAAARRK, why is this such a struggle
Is there a market for short, balding men?
>>31511675>a general uninterest in normal conversationsOr more specifically, a general nervousness and anxiousness with coming up with responses that are "normal" that manifests itself in me wanting to get out of a conversation as fast as I can
>>31511674To be totally fair, I never had one myself so I guess I'm just an oddity there, don't blame other women for that!I had to learn basic smartphone skills like emailing what's app logs to the work computer for my boomer boss, so I know some basic stuff but that's it I guess.
>>31511675Why don't you like telling people what you're interested in?
>>31511675No one will get offended if you say, "Sorry, I'm not really in the mood to talk right now" unless you do it to them multiple times a day. I'm just saying you can use it from time to time to get out of it.When do you feel like you have interest in irl conversations?
>>31511682I don't know, there's probably some deep rooted ego related reason.
>>31511675clearly you don't care to ask.So don't ask.
>>31511683>"Sorry, I'm not really in the mood to talk right now"But that's the thing!I Want to talk with people, I feel this need to socialize and interact with people, but then actually going through the process just drains me intensely
>>31511685A gatekeeping kinda way or a lack of self esteem?
>>31511686Nah, I'm the person answering someone's question, but when someone shows genuine, or at least some semblance of interest, that just puts me on the spot or something
Women I am a fairly average, unremarkable and normal dude, just like the 100s of others you’d see on a dating app or the 100s of others who’d try to creep into your dms. (I personally don’t use that method but I digress).I hope you don’t hold the fact that I ask you out, just like any of them, against me. I may be average and nothing special but I gotta at least try.
>>31511675>and I don't think it's boredom, it's like... a general uninterest in normal conversationsEven then, a lot of people that would (at least with some people, in some situations) enjoy random social talk or discussions irl, would be a lot less eager to engage when it is not brought to life and really just words on a screen... I wouldn't look too deeply into that honestly, apparently it's just not your thing and that's fine.I also think you are being harsh on yourself regarding the example you gave. I actually do like small talk like that, but that's also because I have enough ease and practice to actually spontaneously nerd about my book (which I care about or I wouldn't be reading it) rather than just giving a measured, boring, general summary just to answer their question. If you can only do the latter, then yes it is super super common to consider these social interactions draining especially as an introvert. That doesn't mean you will find those same kind of mundane interactions boring with people you otherwise just really enjoy and feel quite good around.
Have difficult is it to do something like Twitch, really?
>>31511691Definitely the latter, I don't really "get into" things, like I've never bothered joining any fandoms, even for things I likedMy interest in most things are rather surface level and shallow
>>31511694FWIW I always looked for (and started dating) someone I clicked with remarkably well, rather than someone who was remarkable themselves.
Msingle femanons.I'll be blunt here.Be mine.
>>31511696Streaming is easyStreaming good content that people want to watch? DifficultMost streamers have <10 viewers, you need to be either really good or really funny at the thing you're streaming in order to get audience
>>31511696More difficult than you'd expect. You can have big tits and all that but if you don't know how to entertain your chat people won't stick around.
>>31511636I'm 5'7 and skinny fat. I have long dark hair if that makes any difference
>>31511701To be fair I think most people do that. Perhaps I just don’t have a very approachable personality or something
>>31511695>apparently it's just not your thing and that's fine.That's a terrifying thought, that this is unfixable and this is just how I am, considering how essential these interactions are to just normal life.> but that's also because I have enough ease and practice to actually spontaneously nerd about my bookThat is definitely something I struggle with..Thanks for the response, I guess I'll just take it slow and practice some more..
>>31511696I said this before but Amstergwen is a documentary on a woman who tries streaming on Twitch (using only herself/her daily life) and gets sucked into it completely.I watched it and based on that I would say nothing you have to do is by any means complex/difficult. You just have to act bubbly and somewhat natural and feminine and all that. But you do have to be very mindful of the kind of content you post. People watch to have a fantasy and even somethiing to you super mundane about your life can spoil that fantasy for them ("oh so you're just a man-hating feminist leftie??"), so you have to curate an illusion of giving full openness on your life while really constantly churning out inoffensive, easy to digest, visually pretty content that will not alienate any possible viewer.
>>31511709a woman who clicks with me, she'd be something special.Really, what a companion she'd be.
>>31511611They deserve to have friends IF they are aware of their issues and take accountability for them. But you're still gonna have a bad time.
Do bpds try to be better or are they like narcissists that insist that they're totally fine?
>>31511709I know it's easier said than done, but you get a much fairer shot meeting people irl, whether speed dating, meeting acquaintances at birthday parties, whatever. In real life people care a whole lot about all kinds of things (do they have a pleasant voice? smell? energy/vibe? are they friendly and respectful (to everyone or to particular people?)? do they have a kind look in their eye? a warm smile? are they easy to talk to?) that just do not translate to online dating. This puts a focus on looks and "smoothness" over chat that is completely disproportionate to how much either of those things actually matters for falling in love and having a good relationship together.I don't know how doable this is but you would do so well to make all the female friends you can and invite yourself everywhere in order to create a bigger pool of people you can show more of yourself to. And what also matters is that everyone more easily looks attractive when they are already relaxed and having fun (talking and laughing with a friend at a group event) compared to nervous and hopeful (like a first date with someone who impresses you greatly).
Men, what challenges do you face in life? Honestly.
>>31511726Besides the fat and balding thing, not much really, some medical stuff, but that's just shit I gotta deal with.
>>31511708Hmm, hard to say then, my guess was that women with big tits feel "big" compared to you, not dainty/ladylike, which is a very common insecurity for women to have. Even if she is not tall or chubby, just having especially large breasts in themselves can make a woman feel less dainty. In any case though I'd say, whatever the reason is, just do your best to take initiative and let it show in your attitude and words that you see (specific) women you meet with this type as very appealing. I think it goes without saying, but never actually mention their boobs/boob size. Just try to make them feel beautiful in how you treat them.
>>31511726I can't play with children without being thought of as a pedophile.
>>31511726Depression, anxiety, insecurity, no self esteem, no motivation, no goals, dysfunctional body, work etc..
>>31511726I'm so handsome that women sit on me without asking.
>>31511710>That's a terrifying thoughtRelax, I was specifically referring to the "exchanging niceties with strangers online" part there!And no, it's not just how you are. I know social skills seem like magic right now, but they aren't, they really are just skills like any other. Have (a lot) more practice and you WILL get better at it, guaranteed. And the better you get at it the more fun it becomes because it will become a lot easier for you to make even small talk genuine and only related to something you actually wish to share.
>>31511732I think you can do that within reason if they do it first. It's not like she doesn't know they're there.
>>31511547>That can be arrangedWife material>>31511550>He advertises that if he likes someone it'll be "impossible to get rid of him"I befriended a BPD girl like this once and it ended in her threatening suicide if I didn't keep talking to/trying to help her and making alternative accounts I had to keep blocking, and then she started messaging my friends tooIt's really not worth it anon
>>31511737You know that's a shit test, right?
I want a girl who isn't afraid to let one rip right near me.
Need CUHRAAAAAZY gf
>>31511746That actually takes a while to be that comfortable around you.
>>31511557>This is literally a right of passge in any fast food jointI've worked food service in various places with trashy people and never once have they contaminated a customer's food/drink or any other sick bullshit>burger king foot lettuceNumber fifteeeeeen >pissed in my female managers coffee and and she was like hmm this is really nice thank you anon we fucked behind the parking lot Bro is chatting mad shit
>>31511738yeah you're right.. gotta work on myself some more, definitely some kind of demon inside me keeping me from enjoying this stuff.
>>31511739>I think you can do that within reason if they do it first.This is true. Definitely match her tone though.>It's not like she doesn't know they're there.This is also true, but a lot of women with big boobs have had experiences where they felt too much focus was placed on them. If she can tell from your demeanor/tone/words that you are attracted to her and she has big boobs, she can guess you like her big boobs. Better to play it safe and either follow her lead or don't say anything.
>>31511565Gang>>31511567>talking to some peeps in this thread, and then one reply later I'm like... aight, I'm over thisI mean this is an anonymous imageboard lol>>31511676Unironically short girls with daddy issues
>>31511751I be ripping fart at them on a first date.hell, If they don't want to meet me, I send them voice clip of me ripping ass over chat
>>31511754Maybe you feel like you're not worthy of enjoying things? Were you poor growing up?
>>31511724Why are you assuming that I’m not talking about real life interactions here? And yes I agree, since I made female friends the whole process has been substantially easier
Today is not going to be a good day.
>>31511760nah, nah, nothing like thatjust internal inferiority type stuff, nothing externalgotta align who I am with who I thought I would be, or thought I needed to be.
>>31511726I am incredibly lazy so anything related to working and making money. Most importantly though I have been unable to ever fuck women and eventually establish a harem
>>31511696To do it? EasyTo build an audience and a brand and make it into a career? Really difficult, it's oversaturated as hell so even if you're really good and unique, you still have to strike some luck>>31511719Depends on the person, ultimately. The more narcissistic they are the less likely they'll be to want to actually improve>>31511726Honestly very few legitimate challenges, I've had a very comfy life all things consideredI do have mental health issues and past trauma though, so sometimes just basic things are difficult. Also currently I'm sleeping on somebody's couch so living situation isn't ideal. Tryna stack that paper and then move to a room somewhere soonish hopefully
Women, do you prefer missionary or pronebone?
>be in college>like this girl in class>mutual friend tells me to go for it>and to not worry about him cause he doesn't see her that way>admit my feelings>get rejected>they start dating>he's going to join the same company im working inI mean we're all still friends but I haven't seen them lately so I can't help but feel awkward maaaaaan
>>31511754For the record, I didn't mention it earlier because I'm aware that this isn't a realistic option for most. But if you are serious about wanting to increase your social skills fast, it does help to get a (side) job where you interact with lots of people on a daily basis. Ironically, the more routine and similar the exchanges are, the more effective they are for learning you how to use the smallest room in your favor (for infuencing where the convo goes or ends, for the content, you name it). And in my experience a lot of people with poor social skills also find social interactions very draining because they cannot help but feel extreme emotions over even the most mundane exchanges. Like if after your roommate asks what you're reading, you spend ten minutes afterwards beating yourself up for hating that situation so much, of course you will only associate small talk more negatively in the future. Speaking to lots and lots and lots of people learns you very quickly to give less of a shit and that you just have to learn to run with things and do the best you can. Also learns you how much the other person's response is about them and not you, which can help a LOT with shame and guilt over awkwardness or unpleasant exchanges.Best of luck anon.
Women do you seed your torrents?
>>31511743Nta but in what way? Like if a girl sits on your lap at a party how is that a "shit test" lol? >>31511748Absolute mad ladette honestly. Someone arrest her!!11>>31511762Don't say that anon D:
>>31511761Because you specifically mentioned dating apps and dms. And in any scenario, regardless of how good your social life already is, I feel it's always worth reiterating that new friends are also, in practice, usually an increase of the amount of women you meet. More so with women as they might invite you to female heavy parties but even for a guy, you know, maybe you fall in love with his roommate or something.
>>31511777chad shit
>>31511739>It's not like she doesn't know they're there.Heh. I've been like, "Where did these come from?!" if a guy is nervous around me. Gets him to loosen up.
>>31511773'admit my feelings'.Just ask her for a date.This isn't a Romance movie.you go up and say "Hello, go on date with me ma'am?"she says no?leave.
>>31511773Argh that's rough dude. At least you took an honest shot. I suppose you can be happy for your friend but I totally get wanting to distance yourself in this situation if you still have feelings for the girl. Just act cordial at work if you do have to interact with him>>31511782TYPE SHIT :100 emoji: :flying money emoji:
>>31511774I guess that's something worth keeping in mind.I'll keep an eye out for an opportunity like that.
>>31511772Missionary. Prone bone can feel super good but there is just something about being able to see his face that cannot be replaced or compensated by anything else.
>>31511772I like being on top but my guy doesn't like it. :/
>>31511783>I've been like, "Where did these come from?!" if a guy is nervous around meHoly basedBoob magician>>31511790>is just something about being able to see his face that cannot be replaced or compensated by anything elseWholesome (':
>>31511785That's what I meant by admit my feelings bro... I asked her on a date and told her that I like her
>>31511783That's hilarious. I like you.
>>31511778>even for a guy, you know, maybe you fall in love with his roommateTfw once I was flirting with my friend's cute roommate but he was like "bro, you don't wanna go there, she's already fucked 6 guys this semester"
>>31511773Did you practice your rizz? Because it's time to steal her. Only an anime antagonist would act like your friend. He probably trash talked you to her
>>31511801>flirtingion even need to say it
>>31511772Missionary. Looking at each other is the best. I still prefer being on top.
>>31511801Another advantage of meeting people irl!
>>31511772Prone, the only thing more awkward than sex is eye contact
>>31511810You unironically have some issues.
>>31511783That's funny. How big are your boobs?
>>31511694Nah. As long as you're polite, I don't care.Also +1 on this: >>31511701
>>31511786I am happy for them. Idk it's just a mixture of embarrassment from getting rejected and maybe a bit of jealousy(that he has a girlfriend, not because of who his girlfriend is)>>31511803Kek I like the both of them as friends. I wouldn't do that to him. Also I had multiple realizations lately that I only like the idea of being in a relationship but I don't wanna deal with the relationship itself
>>31511814Would I be here if I didn't?
>>31511820Well played, anon...
>>31511815Thanks. 34H.
Women is deepthroating painful?
>>31511818So just the status basically?
WomenSo, a chick found me on Snapchat after meeting me at work.She's recently divorced, never been with another man, and is clearly a bit nutty. She's hot as fuck, and basically just wants to fuck and have it be nothing but that. Ladies, how do I truly accept that all women are at heart sluts? How do you accept this in yourself? I am being unsarcastic, I'd like to appreciate sluts for their ephemeral beauty.
My toes are itchy, but the itch feels like it's coming from inside my skinwhat's up with that?Applied some antifungal cream just in case.
women would you find a guy attractive who looks good from the front but has an ugly side profile
>hot MILF coworker accidentally calls me her boyfriend's name while we were fucking in the broom closet
>>31509843>>31509866Let me guess, you like Rihanna, Katty Perry, Drake, and such?
>>31511845They're still popular?
>>31511836How is a divorced woman a slut?
>>31511726You mean besides the self-inflicted stuff like running my own business, wanting to be successful, and having to be extremely independent? I guess the biggest challenge is trying to keep sane in the face of some harsh realities in this life, trying to be healthy while not stressing myself out for being too overzealous about it, keeping up my appearances and being attractive,, difficulty forming new platonic relationships and losing friends as the years go by.
>>31511855Bro after I took her to dinner she straight kissed me and said she's down to have fun and that's it. Cmon.She's gonna end up a pornstar.
>>31511726my inability to be a normalfag
>>31511836>this woman is all womenLol
I feel like my “stay up for 21-30 hours” into a 15 hour sleep is a bad strategy.
Is it better to have friends and lose them or never have friends at all?
there's this girl that I kinda want to make my gf because she has good taste in clothes, has non-mainstream interests, and I can make her laugh pretty easily.The thing is, she's kinda fat. Like not just chubby, actually fat. And her friend (who I'm also friends with) is hotter despite also being chubby. Like hot enough to the point where I've jerked off to fantasies of her after the three of us have hung out. Obviously I have less in common with her but we're still friendly and tease each other.Would it be weird if I started dating the girl who I DON'T jerk off to? Would it be wrong for me to still jerk off to our mutual friend?
>>31511840Probably athlete's foot, look it up. But signs are the skin seems dry and flaky, specifically under and between your toes, and you easily get little open wounds that look like cuts where the skin cracked.
>>31511875The former.
>>31511876tldr
>>31511875I still SEETHE daily thinking about the pricks I was friends with in the past and how they betrayed me BUT introduced me to a lot of good shit. Meanwhile I rarely I think about the people who I thought would be cool to be friends with after they've left my life. *shrug*
>>31511871You think?if you have trouble falling asleep you need to workout harder, so hard that if it's bedtime and you don't sleep, you drop dead.
>>31511875Have them and lose them. For the philosophical debate you could argue whether the joy of the friendship outweighs the loss of it, which I feel is impossible to say in general terms because it depends so much on how loving/deep/fun the friendship was and how the ending of it went down. But in real life, having friends and losing them means even if nothing else, you got more life experience, you made memories with people and "lived your life" instead of being wistful at home, you now have a better understanding of friendship for your experiences...Just because you lose the friend themselves does not mean you lose how they changed you. That applies to relationships too, although there it is more common for that legacy to be detrimental rather than good.
>>31511809I can't tell if sarcastic lol>>31511805Well idk if it was flirting but she was laughing at all my jokes and twirling her hair, the usual shizz, my friend basically had to shoo her out of the kitchen while we were working>>31511818>of jealousy(that he has a girlfriend, not because of who his girlfriend is)I mean it's OK to feel that way bro it is what it is. As long as it doesn't sour your friendship or anything. But ye maybe a bit of distance is needed in the meanwhile, while the wound is still raw so to speak lol. Ik if a friend snatched up a girl I liked I'd be kinda bummed for a while
>>31511876You need to work on your trolling skills.
>>31510730My exgf somehow knew exactly how to eat me out. Read my body language so well she knew what I wanted before I could possibly articulate it.
>>31511726I have autism, dyslexia, adhd and I'm short as fuck.
>>31511888>she was laughing at all my jokes and twirling her hair>the usualChad shit.
>>31511888>I can't tell if sarcastic lolNot at all, being able to have others vet a prospective partner is just very practical. And something like one of your favorite friends loving this person is a better "green flag" for how you will get along than any great impression you would get online.
>>31511885Big problem is I work night shifts. If I wanna be up during the day this is what I gotta do sadly
>>31511892massa gon make me squirt!
>>31511836>one woman wants casual sex therefore all women are slutsAnon, I...>>31511844And then the janitor clapped>>31511866>She's gonna end up a pornstarPost link >>31511871>15 hour sleepJealous, even after an all-nighter I only managed a few hours Anywah ye stick to a healthy schedule buddy>>31511875Have and lose frfr. I'm quite content beimg a friendless hermit weirdo these days but I have good memories from the past
>>31511898Night shift people gotta have night shift friends, that's just how it is how's the city like at night over there, a lot of 24/7 stores?
>>31511887So by that reasoning it is actually better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
>>31511899I hate you.
>a girl from tinder calls me daddy in bed>she's older than meWhy are women like this?
Fs what's the longest you've been hung up on a guy, even when he's moved on?
>>31511910NTA but the grief of being lovelorn is much greater than that of losing a friend, unless it's an extremely special friend.
>>31511908Pretty non-existent to be honest. I kinda want to move east because of that. When I’m done at 4 am there’s very little to do. But if I move east I wouldn’t even be working nights (probably). It’s a contract anyways so I’ll be done in November or earlier considering there’s no work to do already.
>>31511911I deeply regret and apologize for my racist comments. My words were hurtful, offensive, and entirely unacceptable. I take full responsibility for my actions and am committed to educating myself to ensure this never happens again. I am genuinely sorry for the pain and harm I have caused.
>>31511893>I'm short as fuckHaving to stand on a stool to reach stuff is pretty challenging tbfI have to stand on my tippy toes at the supermarket to reach the energy drinks, maybe that's why I get ID'd ;_;>>31511897Eh the contrarian in me wants to say, why should you give a fuck about what people think But it is good when buddies can warn you about someone lol>>31511898Working overnight is ass, I have a beer after working at like 8am and people in public look at me weird
>>31511911Nta bahahahahahahahahahahaha you're a racist too unironically
Women would you date a man who eats on average 2 meals per day?
>>31511919But can you not also apply what you've learned in that relationship towards the next one?
>>31511920Yeah, that's roughThe only reason I took night shifts in the past was because there was a ton of open 24/7 stores around me and the night life was crazy, I'd be off work and it'd feel like 7PM with the amount of activity happening around. Glad you're getting outta there bro, night shift will kill ya.
>>31511923*subscribed"
>>31511896I meant like "what would might expect when a girl is being a bit flirty", not that it happens to me often lolAnyway she may've just wanted attention or having a laugh or whatever. Or maybe that was just her personality. I did actually try DMing her later on when I was down bad but basically got ghosted>>31511916Hot>>31511929I have the same question but 1 meal
>>31511911You need to stop making yourself so obvious. Nobody else says “exgf” like they’re talking about a YuGiOh set.
>>31511929Yea
>>31511937No kidding, it was a lot easier when I bartended at night because me and the coworkers would just sit in the bar for hours and drink and play pool. Good times. I miss those days, man. Girls and bros constantly. I'll never forget the 2 different redhead girls with tattoos.
>>31511943What the fuck term would you use, then?
>>31511943Her gf was from the EX Starter BoxBrown eyes white lesbian
>women be _Men, fill in the blank.
>>31511929Yeah, sure. Honestly I'm married to a guy with ADHD so he eats anywhere from not at all and 5 times a day, whatever works for him.
>>31511954Beautiful.
>>31511954Nice.
>>31511950>I'll never forget the 2 different redhead girls with tattoosDid you hook up with them?>and bros Ayo hold up>>31511955>so he eats anywhere from not at all and 5 times a dayBro is real for that>>31511954Female
>>31511951“ex [space] gf” ya friggin millennial
>>31511956>>31511957The duality of men.
>>31511954>Women be like this and then they get mad at me for not being able to do something about it and then they just say they don’t want to do it and then they don’t even know what to do with it and then they don’t know what to do and then they don’t want me to do it and then they don’t want it and then they don’t want that and then they don’t want the same thing.Posted from my Iphone.
>>31511954Lovely.
>>31511959>Did you hook up with them?No, I was with my ex at the time. I could've though. One of them was very, very obvious. The other was more of a passing thing, but damn she was fucking fine. Probably the hottest woman I've ever seen, irl or otherwise.
>>31511959>Ayo hold upThinking about your shitter remodeled again?
>>31511961Tfw no ex space gf
>>31511959>Bro is real for thatYeah, there are "a gin tonic, a cup of coffee and a cigarette" days when he's ADHDing a lot, and "a lil afternoon fruit snack pls ma'am" days. I love him the way he is.
>>31511954Shopping
>>31511975Alex's mom tho
>>31511974I'm thinking about calling the cops>>31511978>a gin tonic, a cup of coffee and a cigaretteNgl I call this breakfast>lil afternoon fruit snack pls ma'amMommy gib fruitI had apple slices and strawberries yesterday that was nice
>>31511953>>31511975Lmao
Women, unironically, why do you shop so much?
>>31511910I feel that way yes, provided the relationship itself was truly loving. It becomes more muddy to me when the relationship had a lot of love, but also damaged you a lot and then you lose them.
>>31511923I wish you actually meant it.>>31511961The space doesn't seem necessary. Bite my ass.
>>31511990Our clothing is poor quality and falls apart quickly.
>>31511917Hard to say now exactly how long it lasted but at least six years, no more than eight.
>>31511984>I had apple slices and strawberries yesterday that was niceGOOD. Eat your fruit and veggies.I just had a whole box of blueberries like a rich girl.>>31511990My computer killed itself, I'm sowwy.
>>31511990It's fun.
>>31511981Clover's mom thoHonestly all the moms were just fucking hot>>31511990Real ones shop til they dropSingle men spend more than single women though, statisticallyAnyway I've just been invited to the pub bye guys
>>31511845you're just making it worse
>>31511925>Eh the contrarian in me wants to say, why should you give a fuck about what people thinkJust because you know what they think doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't make up your own mind, though, just that you have more info to base it on.
>>31511995>I wish you actually meant it.I do mean it, I wish I was a better person.I'm going to do it again though.
>>31512002What puter didja get?
>>31512002Hope you got a nice new compooperI also need a new laptop, I literally have to stand the broken screen on a water bottle lol>blueberriesMummy sounds niceI miss blueberry pickin as a kid and making crumbleOK gtg byeee
>>31512008>I'm going to do it again thoughOf course. That was pretty much a given. You could've at least made it more accurate, though.
>>31512007>though, just that you have more info to base it onYeah that's trueI should've listened to friends who told me that a girl was bad news lol oops>>31512010Nta but if anyone here has any paotpp recommendations...I'm thinking refurbed ThinkPad
>>31512016>You could've at least made it more accurateWhat, my apology, or the racist depiction of you squirting.
>>31511772missionary with me on top please
>>31512017*laptop, jfc>>31512003Based fun enjoyer
>>31511990I don't enjoy actual shopping but still buy way too much clothes. >>31511997 is right, especially nowadays but really in general, compared to men's clothes women's clothes are made for quantity and not quality.What's more though, fashion is just a big business and women by far spend most money there. So you create a self-perpetuating thing where women are marketed to all the harder for being the biggest customers in the first place. Basically women, in a way that has no equivalent for men, get taught from a young age that certain clothing can transform you from one person to another, whether to other people or even just in your own eyes. With Sally from Grease as the ultimate example. We are deliberately trained to buy clothes when we feel fat, buy clothes when we feel old, buy clothes when we feel lonely, buy clothes when we feel unfeminine etc etc etc to make a lot of people money. Hence the famous quote that a woman who does not know what to wear, doesn't mean she doesn't have (enough) clothes, but that she lacks the outfit for the person she has to be at that moment.
>>31512017I have a refurbished ThinkPad and it's pretty awesome for everything but really new vidya. Lotsa RAM so I can do stuff.
I'm trying nofap, but I feel sad and know that porn will produce some happy chemicals. Can you help me, atoga?
>>31512017How much money you got?Spill the beans nigga
>>31511875its better to have and lose. at least then you will have experience being in friendships, have experience losing them and know how to avoid it. never having friends at all... i don't know how to make them or what it's like to be one either. it's going to be bad when i do make friends. i'll probably ruin it right away.
>>31512022Both. I have never squirted.
>>31512010A Huawei matebook 16s.
>>31512027>Sally from GreaseHad to stare at that for a minute but I mean Sandy, obviously.
>>31512028I mean I don't play much vidya these days, when I do it's mostly retroshit I'm more concerned about music production and rendering videosRAM is goodWhere did you get it? I'm thinking of just bid-sniping on the ol' eBay
>>31512034>How much money you got?A few grand in my acct. I can realistically go up to like £1k after that it's like bruh am I made of money
>>31511990my clothes. break. and i need new ones.i spend about 1k a year on bras alone and i buy the bare minimum.
>>31512038Think of it as less of an inaccurate depiction and more of a prediction. :^)
>>31512032Replace porn with something else that produces happy chemicals in your brain
>>31512012If we lived close to each other I'd give you my old one, I'm having it fixed and gifting it to my friend anyway. I just really needed one for work immediately.
>>31512047Your boobs are too powerful>>31512027>Sandy from Grease as a bad bitchOne of my sexual awakenings as a kid ngl
>>31512041>music production and rendering videostime to buy into the meme, it's abble time
>>31512048She would certainly like the chance to try, at least.
>>31512059Gotta stop thinking about her.
>>31511726I have easily had the worst life of anyone in this thread but I'm probably also the hottest and smartest by a large margin.
>>31512063You are not me, stop.
>>31512041It'll be perfect for retro stuff and fast enough for the other stuff. I got mine on Amazon and it's in decent shape for a refurb but the only thing is that the screen is also a touchscreen and someone must have hamhanded it because it has a lighter splotch on the screen that is kind of obvious on a white screen. So maybe don't get a model with a touchscreen.
>>31512058>it's abble timeSay what now>>31512054That's sweet of ya <3Ye work is important. I also WFH atm so if my laptop dies I'm kinda fooked lol (but can buy a new one on my phone)
i wish i had a girlfriend so bad
>>31512072Eh I don't really care about splotches and whatever but thx for the tip. Yeah clean screen would be ideal for watching anime lol. I'm an old man I don't like touchscreens
>>31512073Don't actually buy apple.
>>31512057nta but a really good bra has shelf life of one year.
>>31512062She keeps reaching out. Now she's apologetic for the blabbing. Not like I can undo it, she thinks me saying it's fine will make our mutual friends less mad on my behalf. Stupid highschool tier drama shit mixed with flirting.
>>31512063>I have easily had the worst life of anyone in this threadYou're probably not even in top5
>>31512079Mood, I'm about to fifth-wheel at the pub, but you'll meet your honey someday (or not :P jk)>>31512082>Don't actually buy appleI may be many things but I'm not an applefag lelThe only Apple product I own is a 1st gen iPad I got for £20 and jailbroke for watching anime in bed
>>31512085oh my god, she's actually back?I actually can't handle this shit, these highschool gossip shit always makes me giggle like a retard.
Why do men judge women so harshly on their weight when it comes to dating?
>>31512090My friend circle is like 90% originally her friends. Unavoidable.
>>31512097Oh wow, she really introduced you to a lot of people, huh.Do you plan on getting back with her?
>>31512096Because its just one of those societal bullshit things. Buncha different reasons. One of them being appearances. Why, are you fat?
>>31512096I don't.Most people do, I guess it's just a consequence of luxury of choice.There's a social hierarchy of dating candidates, and fat people rank quite low on that ladder, so people with choice would be more ruthless towards people they consider "below them".
>>31512101I’m average sized.
>>31512096I would never judge women for their weight since it's something we can work on.
Women colour is your emotion right now?
>>31512099I don't plan on it, no.
>>31512087My father once made me help him dispose of clothing he'd used to murder someone.He thought there were lizard people living in the walls.
>>31512083seriously? mine are getting stretched out to a point that it's uncomfortable in like four months.
>>31512088if you don't plan on fixing your laptops, you might as well splurge on the latest meme laptop.like the G16, don't look up the price. oof.
>>31512114Baby puke green.
>>31512112Yes...yes you are. A very beautiful average!
I think its pretty cool that we have penises that fit exactly into vaginas. Its like we're made for each other
>>31510847Are you sure its your kid? Maybe he cheated on you.
>>31512117How do you think that's going to affect your relationship with your mutual friends? Sounds like a disastrous drama bomb waiting to happen.
>>31512088Good luck my fellow INFP
I wish I was a girl so much.>get great grades and teachers all love you>get easy office jobs>get to wear cute dresses and new outfits every day>be an attractive hot girl by just doing cardio once a week>get friends and relationships easily>those friends always invite you to parties and give you free tickets to events>never at risk of homelessness>every day is paradise where someone does something nice for youI hate being an average man. I'll never know what it's like to be desired.
>>31512123dis you?
>>31512135Very average incel post.
>>31512135What a fag.
>>31512121Could also check out Lenovo LOQ 15 with a 4060.
>>31512135I feel you.
>>31512135>never at risk of homelessnessI literally talked to a homeless 25-year old woman today. There's less of them than men but they exist, and they have to worry more about being raped in their sleep too.
>>31512150>I literally talked to a homeless 25-year old woman today.What's the context?is she single?
>>31512108>fat people rank quite low on that ladderWhy have men collectively been psyopped into hating fat women?
>>31512153I always wondered if a man would judge a homeless woman if she tried to get into dating. I mean, we know they will.
>>31512155Anon, everybody hates fat people, not literally, figuratively speaking.
>>31512153>What's the context?The usual, if what she told me was right (and I have no reason to doubt it because it's a normal enough story) she always had issues, had her first kid super early, got thrown out by her parents at 18. She was obviously high too so while I did not ask I assume drugs have probably in her life for a long time.>is she single?Yes, apparently, because her partner overdosed not too long ago.
>>31512156No no, only if theyre ugly.
>>31512162Nah, I mean like what even prompted you to speak with a homeless lady.
women are you attracted to male nipples like how we are to female nipples?
men, if your girlfriend asked you to not ever refer to parts of her body as "it/them/those", and instead say "you" (because like, my boobs are my body which is me) would you be okay with that or would it bother you? i think it might help me not have the weird mindset of like "he likes my body not me" when i am my body and i should be able to feel personally happy about him liking itimagine she is possibly retarded but really nice to you
>>31512114Grayish red. I'm very tired. A little angry, but nothing too bad.
>>31512165She called out to me that she loved my shoes. I said thank you and something that they were old but good, noticed she was super strung out so wanted to keep walking, but she mentioned it was her birthday and she didn't really know what to do so I sat with her for a while. To my surprise she was actually very grateful when I left even though while she was talking I was mostly worried that the sudden audience only prompted her to remember and tell all the issues in her life. Basically no reason other than that if that was my child or friend at any point, I would hope someone would sometimes sit with them for a bit.
>>31512172It's not that hard to say "Your tits".
>>31512172This is one of those things where I'm like, I don't mind, but it's actually I don't care.Kind of like referring someone their preferred pronoun, it's just a lot of effort...
>>31512172totally okay and doable
Why does my cat keep trying to gently bite me?
>>31512172I'd think its a bit overthinking, but its okay i guess. I dont think its a big request
>>31512175Damn, sad shit, what country is this?Fucking parents kicking their children out of the house, god that infuriates me. Need programs that help the homeless deal with their mental issues man, the shelter is not enough if they're not mentally there enough to utilize these services.
>>31512130I hate to blogpost, but there was already that issue with her oversharing with our mutual friends after out breakup, so I think the bomb already went off. I'm just glad they're more on my side if anything. Though at this point I think it's just a matter of moving past everything like adults and enjoying the time we spend with each other as people, rather than thinking of everything like a relationship web.
>>31512172It seems a little pendantic desu but I guess that wouldn't bother me too much.
>>31512187>I hate to blogpost,Nah, I love blogposts, I'm like a social leech, gossip is how I get my energy.
>>31512183it loves you you heartless bitch. post pics now
>>31512186I'd rather not be specific because it's not a big country and I've had too much prying after mentioning it sometimes. But rest assured, a very rich western country that can literally afford to make sure there's better facilities to help people that are homeless.
>>31510730The sex I have with my current gf. The dirty talk is unreal.
>>31512183That's a love bite, meant to show affection.
Women do you hate seeing men have fun?
>>31512196Yes. Fun is for girls. Work is for boys.No guy will have fun until I can stop working.
>>31512186Oh and the saddest thing was, from the moment I sat with her and talked to her like a normal person, people passing by would look at us, meet our gaze, return greetings and also look at her with mildness/kindness even though she was visibly high. When I know if she'd been sitting there by herself, something like 8 to 9/10 people would categorically refuse to acknowledge they were aware of her, that they could see her.
Women that have an online presence, have you ever been stalked?
What would your ideal relationship be like? Mine would be we just leave each other to do our own stuff and just show up/meet up anytime one of us misses the other
>>31512192I'm gonna assume it's either Scandinavia,, Luxembourg, or Switzerland, but that's besides the point.I hate seeing these people that fall through the crack.It's like dealing with a sibling with a drug problem, the reality of the situation becomes so draining that past a certain threshold you kind of just want to pretend that it's not an issue and live your life.
>>31512096Men are expected to put quite a lot into it if they do things "properly", when a girl is fat, it says she isn't willing to do even the bare minimum for any potential guys
>>31512119I'm not going to turn this into another pissing match, but yeah, that is quite bad.
>>31512204One where she'd take the lead more and I would follow, but I could tag in and we'd swap.
>>31512203I get some weird stuff in my discord but nothing worse than that.
>>31512204parallel play
>>31512204Totally unaffordable but this is my dream: >three houses very close to each other>in one house it's one of my best friends with her partner and child>the other two houses for me and my partner>can choose whether to live together or take a few hours, days or weeks apart at any time>kids feel at home in both houses, one always available for parties, friends/guests, you name it>my friend and me can take turns watching each other's kids so we have kind of built-in babysitters we trust To top it off her husband and my boyfriend are also good friends who are a good influence on each other (this is already true).
>>31512202Can't even blame them, life's not easy for most of us, you can't force kindness from people, you just have to give it.I have mad respect for social workers and volunteers, that endless fountain of love they seem to have definitely has a toll on their psyche, knew a friend who used to work with suicide prevention, and how happy she became after she quit, man...
>>31512189Then the amount of shit going on will hopefully sustain you for a while. Bottom line is she wants apologize with food and I'm debating if I should go or not.
>>31512119Is that nigga still out?
>>31512217You know what's a really shitty job? Veterinarian.
>>31512221I don't see why not if you two can talk like mature adults. Do you have a history of getting back with exes, or at least sleeping with exes? If not, I don't see why you can't listen to what she has to say, or at least get a free meal.
>>31512217>Can't even blame them, life's not easy for most of us, you can't force kindness from people, you just have to give it.This is in itself true. The thing is that the difference in response when I sit with her, to me is mainly about the fact that it is reassuring to them. It is scary to see a strung out person outside the supermarket, whether because you are actually afraid of what they might say/do/ask, or simply because they are a living breathing reminder that life can get very bad. If that made it impossible for people to show basic kindness or interest, that would be one thing. But if once a "normal" person is also there, everyone is obviously happy to NOT have to ignore a fellow human being, whether in trouble or not, then I feel there is lots of lost potential. It is my firm conviction that even though most people don't know how to deal with it other than shutting it out, they also feel quite bad about that and would welcome an alternative.Yeah I am not a literal social worker but very close. It is a breed of its own, that's true. Very patient. And it does take a toll, learning to navigate and deal with that is part of the job.
>>31512229I've never had a messy breakup before. This is all new territory to me.
>>31512190
>>31511772Missionary is usually better because most dicks seem to have a slight upward curve
Women if Elon Musk fell in love with you, would you date him?
>>31512096It signal a lot of things>you are lazy and undisciplined, you are probably a slob that can’t keep a house>you aren’t physically capable of a variety of activities that an in shape man might be into>you consume a lot, the resources a man has to put into you would be considerable>you probably have body image issues and/or other mental illnesses
>>31512119Nope, still doesn't top me.
This is why I don't believe girls when they have an idea for something we can do together. It's awkward when I bring it up again later to see when we're going and now they're coy. It makes me feel like an idiot for believing any girl actually wanted to go do anything with me even though I shouldn't because she quite literally said we should.
>>31512235An all new adventure full of potential drama!I trust you, you seem like you know what you're doing, mostly. I'm sure you'll be fine. Maybe masturbate before you go, or does that work differently for woman?
>>31512127But how do animals get the right hole 95% of the time
>>31512236only if you are 5'4" or under
>>31512248How do you know? Maybe they don't?
>>31512236Women really do want to be treated like dogs
Does female skin really feel as heavenly as the legends say?
>>31512135Where do I redeem this girl experience, the only shit I've gotten is the cute dresses/outfits thing and I'm not really into all that
>>31512204My relationship with my husband is pretty ideal for me. Only bad thing is that he has to travel for work and at the moment I can't follow him. We're together all day most days. We're not always doing something together, but often just enjoying each other's company while we're doing our own thing. I like having him sit in the kitchen working on his laptop while I'm making dinner, I like listening to him play vidya while I write my reports, we like watching hockey games and going on walks. Honestly a very chill, simple relationship.We live really close to my family and when we'll move we'll live very close to his, so that'd be really great - we both like each other's families and often hang out all together.
>>31512263No it feels like slime.
>>31512252
>>31512204That’s literally called friends with benefits you whore
>>31512263its pretty good
>>31512238No lol
Why do some guys put women on a pedestal?
>>31512269Kek manlets pwned once again
>>31512269are you tall or just average
>>31512232I think that's the thing though, isn't it? Acknowledging a homeless person is like acknowledging the ugly parts of society, and it's sad. But seeing you be kind is a reminder that there's still kindness in all of us. A more cynical view would be that since you're the one doing the heavy lifting, they can just acknowledge her without feeling the guilt of having to do something to help.We all fundamentally desire a better world, but not everyone has the drive to actually make it better.
>>31512277Mommy issues.
>>31512260i dont get why this is treated like a "gotcha."we treat dogs with shameless unconditional love. no shit i want that. doesn't everyone?
>>31512247It definitely wouldn't keep me from being stupid, if that's what it's supposed to help with.
>>31512277what pussy does to a mf
>>31512277They think women have no faults and are above them just by nature of being a woman.
>>31512277Cause we actually like women. Unlike women, who hate us
>>31512260Fuck yes. Be fed, provided for, taken on walks, loved and snuggled.
Girls you and your bf are walking home late at night until you spot a pack of black men on your way loitering around. Your bf turns to you with a homelander grin and informs you he is gonna drop a hard r on them. What do you do?
why am i depressed if i have no childhood trauma
>>31512289Do you even want to go? Would you even accept her apology? I think feeling sorry and feeling guilty are two very different kinds of emotions to be honest. Can't tell which she's feeling.
What kind of fashion style do you like on guys?
>>31512296"Don't be a fucking retard", then cross the street.
>>31512296NAG but she'd wake up because no one would date a chud.
>>31512284I agree, the amount of love someone shows their dog when they come home from work is more than some relationships ever see.
>>31512292That's not a good way of showing it desu.
>>31512284>>31512306Moid hands for sure.
>>31512294Bark. Speak.
>>31512284I'd rather be compared to a cat honestly.
>having a young girl like youthis is just not like how tv makes it out at all, just makes me wish she were older
>>31512299Are you Exercising regularly? Eating healthy? Sleeping sensibly? Drinking lots of water? Socializing regularly? Active romantically? Responsible financially? Moving up in your career?
>>31512312You're not my owner, get fucked.
>>31512277Honest answer: Because we don't know any better.Most guys are taught to highly value women, especially women we're infatuated with. No one tells this makes us come off as desperate, we've been packaged and sold a false idea of 'romance' and it takes trial and error to break this illusion.
>>31512204We would spend as much time together as possible without interfering with other things we would be doing.I would be doing my best to make sure she is loved and she would never get bored of it.
>>31512322It doesn't make you come off as desperate when you're attractive.
>>31512315Yeh, a cat will do something because it wants to, not because it's trained to. The love means more.
>>31512321*closes your mouth shut*Bad dog
>>31512277Lack of experience with them.It doesn't last.
>>31512300I want to stop thinking about all this, so I want it to come to its conclusion whatever that is. Everyone being happy would be ideal, and if all I need to do is accept her apology and eat sushi then I'll do it. No amount of blowing up at her will make our friends un-know the sorts of shit I'm into.
>>31512322I unironically blame Disney.
>>31512305Simpy
>>31512326you can make someone fall out of love/interest/infatuation with you by coming off as extremely needy and desperate
>>31512277Why not?
>>31512336Dude lmao I've called black dudes the n word to their faces, you're the one larping about it on 4chan trying to see if you can find some hecking alt-right based TRVDWVFE.
>>31512341Is that an honest question?
>>31512343Even more simpy
>>31512340Yeh, pretty girls like that give out major Harley Quinn vibes.
>>31512340in theoryin practice, it's just romantic and gentlemanly when an attractive guy does it.
>>31512346Yes, but before you start typing an essay about simping, I'm not saying they should be put on a pedestal 100% of the time
>>31512350Meow :3 faggot.
>>31512332I think you should clarify the purpose of the visit, set some boundaries and expectations. For example, something like, 'I'm here to hear your apology, but we're not getting back together. I forgive you, and let's both move on.' things could turn ugly if she had other expectations.. but hey, if accepting her apology can bring closure, then why not?Good luck.
>>31512355I'm certain the average guy is going to be extremely put off by a pretty girl acting needy and desperate towards him.
>>31512340NTA. I think a lot of men here have a fundamental misunderstanding about this shit. Most women love having a man they're attracted to be very into them. It's hot when it's reciprocal and they're desperate *for you*.It's not hot when it's with a man who doesn't care and he's desperate *for a girlfriend* (any woman will do, you're just the one who paid attention to him).
>>31512305liberal or jew?
>>31512358How does that work? When should they not be viewed like that?
>>31512368Not an American.
>>31512135>>31512135>every day is paradise where someone does something nice for youWomen will deny but it's true.Not even Chad can understand the extent of a woman's unending experience of being desired
>>31512362Yeh, you'd have to unironically be a really manipulative asshole to take advantage of someone as obviously damaged as that.
>>31512377Is there a difference between desired and admired?
>>31512135Mfw just got home from a 12 hours shift getting bitten by toddlers and farted on by 9 years old
When I tell my gf I am *at the gym* it actually means I am having discreet links with guys from grindr. Many men share this same secret.
>>31512361Thanks, I can do that.
>>31512381Desire seems more possessive.
>>31512381I don't care as a man I will never experience either
>>31512382Have you ever gotten your boobs groped?
What's wrong with these people?
>>31512311why do you think that? i don't have a dog so maybe i'm wrong but that's the impression i got. i would like someone to love me as much as you love a pet. (from what i know people kind of treat pets like babies.)
>>31512393A dog seems a little be like a servant almost.
>>31512384I don't know if girls can get pussy whipped, but watch out, lol, sometimes the allure really is too strong, but I trust in you!
>>31512391Yeah, dozens of times. Mostly by 1-3 year olds.
>>31512393>why do you think that?Well you just don't have any self respect if you feel like that. Not my problem.
>>31512378It's manipulative when you're presenting yourself as something you're not or when you're dishonest about your intentions. It's not manipulative when you're on the receiving end of someone else's affection. And regardless of the morality of the situation, the average guy would be thrilled to have a pretty girl be obsessed with him. The idea that this would be in any way negatively received by the average guy is ridiculous. He'd just be happy about it - no manipulation or sinister ideas involved. In fact, given what girls are that tend to be like, I find it quite amusing that you'd assume the guy to be the abuser rather than the victim of a soon-to-be tumultuous relationship.
>>31512392Positive for what?
>>31512397This is not kind but I find that funny. Daycare?
>>31512402The VEERUUS, a tweet from back then when it was the shit.
>>31512381Desire has sexual connotations. You can admire someone without wanting to be sexually involved with them.
>>31512401>It's not manipulative when you're on the receiving end of someone else's affection.Even when it's to the detriment of the other person?
>>31512401"Nice Guy" then?
>>31512406Like I do with a girl friend. Women are ok with that, right?
Why don't girls like me?I'm literally the nicest guy in this entire thread? :^L
>>31512403It's alright, they don't know what they're doing lol I'm a speech therapist, I work at a pretty big pediatric clinic 3 days a week for 10 to 12 hours at a time which kills me inside but makes me really good money.
>>31512420Unironically, how do you keep the vibe up for the kids?
>>31512408You are not their babysitter.>>31512412I think it's much more nice-guy-ish to claim to not care about pretty girls affecting affectionate towards you, worrying about abusing them by responding positively, being such a good ally to womyn.
>>31512424>affecting affectionate*acting affectionate
>>31512424So how would you react if one came up to you with obvious daddy issues or something like that? Say she's really hot and wants to fuck you.
>>31512396Honestly, if I wasn't afraid of her doing something unexpected again and you guys making fun of me for it, I would probably cave and hook up with her. She's very convincing and I'm pretty lonely.
Do women prefer contientals or analytics?
>>315124361. That would never happen to someone like me.2. I'm way too much of an insecure coward to respond in manner that would make them intensify their approach.I don't think this is the case for normal men though.
Women: I consider myself a Banana Male.Is this attractive to you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>31512443Girl...Honestly, I don't even know what the best move here is.On one hand, if you want to get pregnant, now's probably not a time to dabbling with hook ups.On the other, what if this is the one? I don't know what kind of vibe you're getting from her, but it could be. Honestly, don't think too much about us, in fact, we shouldn't even be in your mind when you're making IRL decisions, like girl wtf.
>>31512456>Honestly,>Honestly,Honestly, I gotta stop using honestly, honestly need to improve my vocabulary, honestly.
Women, are you easy?
>>31512436>>31512450Oh, and I would still be happy about someone showing interest in me, of course.
>>31512463... Yes. >_<
Bros.I ripped the skin on my dick.... and it stings... I didn't even jack off hard yesterday.What do I do now? This shit sucks.
>>31512478Can I hug you?
>>31512480Bro gave himself a circumcising
>>31512423Part of it is just that I love what I do and I love working with kids. The little assholes are really funny and I love hanging out with them, playing and just chatting about the stupid shit they're into.There are kids I look forward to seeing even at 6:30 PM on a Tuesday.The other thing I always try to do is play with my schedule. If I can, I make sure to see my tougher kids with another therapist so we can take turns working with them or work together, and I alternate rougher kids with easier kids (for example, I'll see the kid with oppositional defiant disorder who beats me before the angel of a child who photographed every raccoon he saw on his trip to Toronto because he knows I like raccoons).At the end of the day I'm pretty braindead but I like to think I'm funny even at 7 PM.
>>31512484It's just a tiny cut, or tear, but man does it sting.
>>31512478Dibs
>>31512480F Serious question. Are you cut or uncut? Cause I honestly don't understand how that could happen.
>>31512395>>31512398i didnt say i wanted to be a dog. i said i wanted someone to talk to me in a sweet voice and kiss my head and someone said "like a dog", like, okay, if that's what you're saying is "like a dog", then yeah. i could see you doing it to a dog but thats just lovey dovey behavior in general. you know what i mean?
>>31512487Lube up next time
>>31512491Uncut, what's not to understand?
>>31510795I do am Russian
>>31512494I mean, then yeah, that's just normal.
>>31512498yeah.Imma lotion my dick daily from now on I guess.I hate jacking off wet, all greasy and shit, nasty
>>31512406Actions are what matters. The playground of imagination is harmless.
>>31512486>photographed every raccoon he saw on his trip to Toronto because he knows I like raccoons.That's fucking adorable. Autism?
>>31512500What's a typical meal involving buckwheat like?
>>31512503thats what i was saying. he was like "haha you want to be kissed and spoken to softly and sweetly like a dog" and i'm like "you mean loved??"
State genderDo you read books? What book do you read atm?
>>31512436NTA but I counter her with my obvious mommy issues
Women, have you ever injured your vagina?
>>31512514Yeah...pretty much normal to be lovey-dovey. I just hate people who think that giving that slavish love to a dog is somehow equivocal to pampering your S/O. That's just moid shit.
>>31512515MWhen I get the feel for them, yeah.Still "reading" that shitty litrpg, haven't had the urge to read lately, so that's just the book I've been "reading" for like... weeks now.
>>31512511Can be eaten on its own or as a side/mixed in with meat, or like cereal with milkIt's peasant food really, nothing fancy
>>31512456I want to say I'll just do what feels right, but I know I fuck up with my choices sometimes. Shit is tough. I'll ask my bestie what she thinks, too, then combine the advice. That way I can say I considered all possibilities when this blows up in my face.
>>31512519I'm picturing one of those anime energy blast battles.
>>31512515Going through an alcoholic womanizer author phase so Bukowski and Hemingway
>>31512491another F here, but my uncut bf told me his foreskin had grown fused to his glans, and when he learned of masturbating he ripped the connection off. The scar tissue grew into "pearly penile paubles" which to my horror I at first thought of as some std.
>>31512521Yeh, plenty of times.
>>31512515M, used to read a lot before my degree. Now it takes me months to complete a book, reading becoming supernatural atm
>>31512529Like Rice Krispies kinda?
>>31512530Good call, but even if it does blow up, it won't be the end of the world, you've handled situations tougher than this anyway, probably.You'll get through it, cause you SMAHT like that.
>>31512531MOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEMOMMEEEHAAAAAA
>>31512515MFinished War and Peace yesterday.I do not think I can ever enjoy a book any more.
>>31512529Is it a good substitute for white rice?plain tasting, kind of vaguely sweet when chewed, goes with practically everything?
>>31512538Kinda but it has to be cooked first.
>>31512534Sounds like he didn't wash his dick properly desu.
>>31512533>Bukowski and HemingwayThey do not have the answers
i hope i get to be a stay at home husbandwhat do you think of that femanon?
>>31512544I'd say it's really similar to rice in terms of use and preparation are they're both cereals. It's got a more savory taste tho.
>>31512521Yes. Fence. There was a lot of blood. I got better.
>>31512510No, he's just fucking cute. He can't say his Rs and "raccoon" was one of his target words we were working on. He really struggled with it, and when he messed it up I went "noooo, not my favorite animal! You can say wock, I don't care for rocks, but not waccoon" while being all dramatic. He thought it was hilarious and put 150% effort on raccoon. He even asked his mom to call me to show me how good he got at saying raccoon over chirstmas break lmaoHe's the sweetest angel, we are almost done with therapy and it really breaks my heart that we'll have to say goodbye soon.
>>31512556Might get into that buckwheat game then, it's probably healthier than rice.
>>31512554This nigga wants a mommy
>>31512557Do I want to know? who am I kidding, of course I want to fucking know.What the Fuck Happened?
>>31512548he told me it was because of years of undiagnosed phimosis. And that he worked for years to get the foreskin to stretch past his glans once he found out and was too embarrased for medical help as a teenager
>>31512558Wow he will become friendzoned a lot if he hits pubertySorry,puberwty
I just want to have sex with and impregnate a woman's throat before I die.
>>31512573And I want to beat the Supreme King in a duel. Trust me, your dream is way more likely.
you ever notice that some femcels have huge post-birth asses/hips despite never having felt the touch of a man? I'm not talking about just being fat or having "birthing hips" (which is a different thing). Anyone know what I'm on about?
>>31512573this but unironically
Vaginas are gross and hot at the same timeWomenExplain yourself! What is this witchcraft?
>>31512577Rizzing up random girls?
>>31512577Are you implying they're lying?
>>31512567Fell out of a treehouse.
>>31512577I know two femcels and both are Asian with fat asses, one in a good way and one in a bad way.
>>31512585OUCH.Are you okay now?
>>31512580we're both gross AF, our fun centers are at the same time waste disposal units. Ours just dispose of more things than yours.
>>31512370Not sure how to put it into words to be honest.For example, just because a painting was made by a woman, it shouldn't automatically mean the painting is good or make her a good / better artist than the peers.But they also carry the burden of pregnancy (having to carry a baby, the pain associated with childbirth, it fucking with your hormones, not to mention periods etc..), they're also expected to be good mothers, cooks, role models, lovers and so on. This probably doesn't even make sense, but whatever.
>>31512572Doubt it, he's one of the cutest kids I've ever seen. To clarify - he can say his Rs now, I'm good at my job lmao
>>31512572I actually have a thing for guys with speech impediments.
>>31512539If I end up under her that night, how badly will I be made fun of?
>>31511153MaleThey're big and they look good, but I prefer smaller than that.
>>31512583>>31512582Nah I know these women well enough to know they ain't getting any.
>>31512594Why would you care, you're busy getting some, lol.But I will definitely tease you, be aware.
Why did my atoga moid stop responding? I miss him
>>31512603He's not real.
>>31512588For the most part. I have a pretty nasty scar, quite insecure about that.
>>31512603He's you.
I wish I was capable of hating women even half as much as women hate men.
>>31512586need images of both, for research purposes ofc
>>31512605Glad you're fine, Anon, also don't be, a pussy battle scar sounds badass.
>>31512593>I actually have a thing for guys with speech impediments.I bet. Is it "Sorry I have a bf" or sth else?
>>31512590No, I think I understand where you're coming from. Feminism has been really distorted. And I feel the same way about guys in a lot of ways. You have to deal with a lot of shit we don't need to.
>>31512603>Why did my atoga moid stop responding? I miss the attentionftfy
>>31512616Hope that wasn't too insensitive :PI don't talk to women.
>>31511115I like this, gj thicc mami
>>31512592How do you get a kid to properly pronounce the letter r?
>>31512605at least you have a reasonable story behind it. I have a huge right side outer labia that I tried to cut off with scissors because I thought it was gross, and nothing like I saw on porn. I was somewhat succesful, way too much blood and dad had to take me to ER and now it isnt as long, but the scar is THICK and chafes
I'm glad no one knows how good nighttoga is.
>>31512605That's actually kinda cool, desu.
>>31512630>I have a huge right side outer labia that I tried to cut off with scissors because I thought it was gross,What in the actual fuck.Ladies, are you people alright?
>>31512603>tfw nobody even notices when I'm gone
Women, what kind of clothing would you like your ideal boyfriend to wear?
>>31512637I'm pretty sure people cheer when I finally fuck off.
>at grocery store looking at some salsa>let a real stinker fart rip>as i'm exiting the aisle and rounding the corner i turn my head to check who was behind me>it was my bar crush just a few feet behind meholy shit she definitely caught of whiff of thathow do i come back from this
>>31512642You gonna keep telling this story or what?
>>31512630I'm cringing at the pain and bleeding of that, but desu I'm not much better. I did jelqing for months and reduced my erection quality
>>31512642Go up to her and go SMELL U L8R FART SNIFFER
>>31512630Are you actually retarded?
>>31512627>gj thicc mamiWhat does this mean?
>>31512630I'm a guy and I winced at this.
>>31512633i come by when i have nightmares. sometimes i get scared and ask anons to say good night and a lot of people do. nightoga is cozy, sometimes.
>>31512633I go to bed at 11pm because I have a job, you penniless hipster.
>>31510724WE WON, WE FUCKING WON, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
>>31512653Yeah we're chill like that.>>31512654Yeah stay away. I work nights, stay in your degenerate american hours.
>>31512650I'm commending the outfit she put together, and remarking on her figure. GJ means good job
>>31512636I am that Anon, no we're not. I get men have pressures too, but I'd wager a guess we have a lot more riding on how we look.I thought my vagina looked way too ugly to ever present to anyone, is what drove me to quite much amputate a part of myself with scissors. I know how stupid that was now, but the pressure of presenting myself as perfect and beautiful got to me as a teen
Women, how far can outer labia protrude?
>>31512628Same as any other sound. Teach tongue positioning through images, videos, tactile stimulation, models, trickery and miracles. For the american /r/, there are two variants on tongue positioning - bunched and retroflex. I usually make them try both and see what feels more natural to them. There's a good video by a SLT called peachie speechie on YT if you want to look at how it looks like in practice.Then same as usual. Practice the sound in isolation. Practice the sound in words in all positions. Practice the sound in sentences. And then you start working on generalizing the sound.Took me about a year with him to correct his R but he's doing fine.
>>31512656Vamos Gatos?
Fuck, you guys got me staying up late...I'm going to feel miserable tomorrow.
>>31512646yeah>>31512648damn that would have been good
>>31512660What does thicc mami mean?
>>31512667go to sleep clown
>>31512666What?
>>31512661That must have been exceedingly painful. Is that the femcel equivalent of smashing your face with hammer for the ideal jawline?I hope you're in a better mental state now.
>>31512661God, that's so fucking sad.I wish I could've gave you a hug back then, really need someone to teach kids how to love themselves for who they are.
>>31512661There's no way that didn't hurt like a motherfucker. I heard those things have tons of nerve endings and that labiaplasties can fuck up the sensations down there. How much did you chop off?
>>31512672It's already like... 5 AM now, I got my second wind.
>>31512665nta but is it an expensive place? It sounds expensive. I mean, worth it also.
>>31512624Yeah, when you draw the line, nobody really has it easy, but this is why we're here to support each other, despite the differences between us.
>>31512670thicc = curvy figuremami = spanish slang for cute womanwhere do you live? pretty common words around here, but im in the us
>>31512670He is saying that he likes your width and adiposity and that likening you to a maternal figure.
>>31512515Male I would be reading a book right now if I had more willpower, but instead I'm here on 4chan again.
The world would be a better place if all men were as nice as me. :^l They need to be treating these girls better.
>>31512638Something that he likes that also fits him, as long as it doesn't involve broken shoes, a buzz cut or broccoli hair
>>31512601After some self reflection, the fact I asked that has made me feel like I shouldn't even go. I'll just do a phone call or something then buy myself sushi instead. Best bet.
>>31512515MI'm probably going to sign up for the library tomorrow and start reading
>>31512690Why? Women treat men like shit. Worse, in fact.
>>31512684I thought mami was a racial black stereotype.
>>31512696Different pronunciation.
>>31512690Amen and a-women! Kek. Fr though, God will reward you with someone who truly loves and appreciates you and makes life better.
>>31512692>the fact I asked that has made me feel like I shouldn't even goIn a "I don't want to be made fun of way", or like "I'm already planning on sleeping with her and that's bad" kind of way?
Guys, would you ever consider mutilating your body?
>>31512703i'd get surgery for a longer penis if it wasn't too risky
>>31512703Yes, I want to get a tattoo sleeve on my left arm that looks like a second skin that's flaking away to show my actual skin beneath it.
>>31512703Not intentionally, but I fantasize about getting into a car crash and somehow having my legs lengthened during the healing process.
>>31512703No. I love my foreskin. Also, if they don't love me, they were never going to love me anyway, there's nothing I can reasonably change to make me seem attractive to women.So I might as well just be, or kill myself.
>>31512703Tried cutting once when I was 18. Got some tattoos. Smoke ciggies and used to smoke weed. Thats about it
>>31512703In what regard?
>>31512703I'm 5'4 and while I think it is a date worse than death of someone offered me free height surgery I wouldn't even take it. Self mutilation is a Satanic ritual.
>>31512703I was not in a good head space once and would put out cigarettes on my arm. I'm a little better now.
Why are platonic friendship platforms full of horny men who lie about not being horny and then get mad at you for not being horny too
>>31512703I love how everyone is taking a different meaning from this.
>>31512717Idk, I'm friends with a girl and I've never thought of her like that.
>>31512717I'm afraid your stupid question is only fit for a pape.
>>31512717Because women keep telling men to "keep trying, she'll change her mind one day"
>>31512717This is why I do the opposite, I go onto non-platonic platforms and then I emotionally restrict myself so that platonic friendship is all I'm capable of offering.
My car got totaled because I got hit by a drunk driver. I'll be borrowing my dad's minivan and probably will use it until I graduate uni and can afford to buy a new car. Girls, how much do you care about what a guy drives?
>>31512701The latter. I'm in a suggestible mindset, I think.
>>31512717Contrary to popular belief, men CAN actually be friends with a woman and keep it in their pants.
>>31512726You do have a wicked dashcam video to show off, right?
>>31512717I'm almost never horny for women I can talk to. I also practically never talk to woman on a one on one basis.
>>31512726Only slightly. How he keeps it is far more important than the model.
>>31512731Are those actually common in America?
Other femanons here, idrk how else to put this but do you feel like you’re undeserving of being seen as a woman? And by seen as a woman I mean treated like a lady by the opposite sex. It’s not that I feel masculine or trans, but I feel guilty or like a bum when a guy takes the lead on dates. Yesterday I died inside when a guy paid for my iced coffee. I am thankful while simultaneously revolted by myself. I have a healthy relationship with my dad and accept when he spoils me, but when it’s any other man I want to peel my skin off.
>>31512728I mean...Would it really be so bad if you hooked up with her again? Anyway, I really have to go to bed now. I'm sure whatever choice you make in the end will be the best. Good luck!
>>31512691>she doesn't like buzzcutsI knew it!! Medium length hair mogs buzzes
>>31512726>Girls, how much do you care about what a guy drives?Germananon here, you're expected to drive a BMW 2020 or newer as a baseline here when you graduate HS.
>>31512741The best I can do is a new Golf (not the cheapest variant either)
Wth is katy perry doing? NSFW, for those that need ithttps://x.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1806018383873183923
>>31512737I thought this was going to be something about wearing dresses. No, that's weird.
>>31512741>mfw I don't even have a driving licenceThat explains much.
>>31512740>>31512691I have really uncooperative hair, the only presentable style I can do without a mountain of effort and products is a crew cut :(
>>31512664Can be anywhere from less than an inch to like three inches long. But keep in mind the labia tend to be kind of curled in on themselves naturally and I think the stats you find online are from where they are pulled down.I think it is rare for them to protrude further than an inch, but it can happen that they naturally are long enough to cause discomfort when e.g. cycling or, in extreme cases, even sitting. Then you would get labiaplasty under (basic) health insurances in some places.
>>31512737I felt like it at the beginning of my relationship. My bf told me to stop being retarded tho.
>>31512745Cool tits
>>31512738Gnite and thanks for the talk. Helped me think.
>>31512737holy shit a woman feeling bad about privileged treatment wtf
>>31512664>>31512750Shit only realize now you said outer labia. According to Google the range for those is 1.6 to 4.5" but honestly I don't recall ever seenig as much of a picture of a vulva that I felt had actually long outer lips (in comparison to the inner lips).
>>31512748I have a friend who has no driver's license, can't hold a job down for more than 3-6 months, has the worst hygiene of any guy I know, and never knows when to shut up with his inappropriate humor, and then his personality eventually devolves into bitching and moaning all the time about how he can't attract women. The self awareness is extremely lacking
>>31512760Please stop talking about your delicious pussy. Thank you.
>>31512737No, honestly. I've accepted that traditionally the guy wants to impress at the beginning of a relationship. I did talk about it with my bf, saying I don't like feeling like a freeloader, and now we usually split stuff. Sometimes I even treat him.
>Get out of the shower>Thinking of all the atoga girls who aren't being made love to right this moment>See how hot my silhouette is>Huge cock hangs menacingly in outline>My fingers are wet as a I type this. What are your thoughts, women?
>>31512745Nice set to be honest
>>31512767wants to and "feels forced to" are a bit different, we all know a ton of women would just think we were poor if we didn't pay for everything
>have a job and a carI demand a gf right now
>>31512760You describe a vagina like an octopus. I don't know whether to be turned on by this or not.
>>31512773Nag but you should jerk off to yourself in the mirror
>>31512767I see. I wanted to pay for the coffee desu, so that I could get an extra shot/creamer etc, but he stepped up and the cashier just looked to him so I knew it’d look fucked or maybe I’d emasculate him if I offered to pay right then and there. I just kept it as cheap as I could because it felt so wrong(?) to me. Idk how I’d bring it up to this guy, that was only the first date. I think my issue just probably stems from insecurity but I’m trying to locate what insecurity specifically.
>>31512777I respectfully disagree. I don't really like when a guy flashes around cash, thinking that will impress. Take me to a fast food place, I don't really care. Stopping the pick me rant now.
Would like your input. I'm 29M, never had a girlfriend, every time I dated it didn't last long (mere weeks). With every girl I go, there's always something missing. But I'm also inexperienced with relationships so maybe I just don't really know what I'm looking for. Should I just get into a serious relationship with the next cute girl I'll date? I feel like forcing myself through this invisible barrier will make things clearer but maybe I just haven't found the one yet?
Fswhat are your favorite terms of endearment? ie. darling, dear, sweetheart, honey, etc.
>>31512791Babe or amor. One time an older woman called me little girl and that made me go berserk, but I think it only works when an older woman does it, at least for me.
>>31512786M First date especially the guy wants to impress. Just let him have this. Talk to him about it if he keeps doing it and it really bothers you.
>>31512791My husband mostly defaults to "babe", "pretty girl" and "love of mine".
>>31512791Hun or possibly babe. My name is good too.
I'm poor as shit but I love paying on dates cause it makes me feel like a gentleman, do women actually hate this cause it makes them feel like there been put on the spot? Wtf?
State genderWhat do you do against the feeling of emptiness if you have reached the zenith, the pinnacle of sth and every way is down? And I'm not talking about drugs
>>31512804M.Dumbass.
>>31512798I call every woman "woman" or "kitten".The first if we're friends and the second if we're fucking.
>>31512787That's fine for you but a guy has to play the balance of probabilities. Early dating is basically a job interview for a guy, you're more or less forced to demonstrate your value up front and avoid doing things that will get you written off as a candidate. Obviously a lot of women care about a guy's financial stability so you're more or less forced to show you can at least afford to date.
>>31512791NAG but what if I called her princess or sweetheart? Want your opinion ladies.
>>31512804fTake my meds
>>31512807>Dumbass.Thank you for your insightful comment
>>31512603I was chatting up my MILF coworker, sorry
>>31512803I wouldn't say hate but I dislike when a guy does it all the time. And if the guy is actually poor it makes me feel guilty.
>>31512804MaleI am never satisfied that I have reached the peak of something
>>31512788No girl is perfect, every person on earth has flaws. Go on dates with lots of girls (that doesn't mean you have to sleep with them) and find out what flaws you can tolerate. You want someone that isn't 100% the same as you, you want someone who is both compatible and complementary towards your flaws. This is basically the advice I got when I talked to my parents when I was 29 and being all 'tfwngf' at Christmas having dated a girl for the longest at 2 months (and she was fucking awful). I also had some good conversations with my friends that are married, basically asking them "so what made you decide to make x your wife?" One of them said, "When we had our first argument and I realized that I could handle it."Now I'm 30 and going on dates, but I feel like I have a better perspective on what I'm looking for and not being such a fucking perfectionist. There's some non-negotiables, like drugs and extreme levels of uncleanliness, but at some point you gotta accept that no one has 100% of their shit together.
>>31512816You're welcome!
>>31512810I honestly had no idea guys view dating in such a... hostile (?) way.
>>31512810I pretty much see a girl offering to pay her share on a first date as a "sorry not interested" sign
>>31512804M>if you have reached the zenith, the pinnacle of sthI've never reached the pinnacle of anything.
>>31512822>I am never satisfied that I have reached the peak of somethingBut sometimes you can be sure, for example if you climbed Mt. Everest there is no higher mountain on earth for you to climb
>>31512811Yeah I like that.
>>31512829>honestly had no idea guys view dating in such a... hostile (?) way.Dating for guys is a minefield in 2024
>>31512833Anon would just pick something else like going to the moon.
>>31512829Someone post that picture of the army of guys trying to get through the door.
>>31512841The highest mountain on the moon is only 17200ft
>>31512096I mean I don't personally. Idk, people be shallow. I suppose if someone's very into fitness it's more understandable that they want a partner who's the same. I'm a skinnyfat bastard tho lol>>31512132Thanks brah <3>>31512135I feel like you're really fetishising the life of the average girl lol. It's not like the movies bro
>>31512791Prinzessin
>>31512825>you gotta accept that no one has 100% of their shit together.I know. In my mind my reason for rejecting a girl is always a big one. I've met girls before that I would definitely get into a relationship with, they're just usually taken.
>>31512150Ye I've been homeless as a guy but rape was never a worry of mine. I still see homeless women and men all the time, it's pretty 50/50 desu. I always buy em some food and coffee and have a chat cause I know how shite and dehumanising it is to be in that sitch
>>31512829It's not hostile or overtly bad, but it is usually more akin to a job interview from a guy's perspective. You are expected to have some grit and initiative if you want to succeed. Some job interviews go smoothly and naturally but usually you need to present a particular version of yourself.
>>31512829my god you don't know>>31512852h
>>31512850That's not quite what I meant but... Really, why do guys always want to do something just to see if they can do it?
>>31512852stay far away from me
>>31512804MCut myself, self harm etc.
>>31512172Yeah that's fine haha>>31512183Cats be chompin'They like ya :3>>31512263It's pretty soft and comfy
>>31512861>>31512863What's wrong?
>>31512833Perhaps you should find less specifically bounded tasks and goals
Women, thoughts on male nipples?
>>31512858So... the version of you I get on a date is not your true self?
>>31512862>Really, why do guys always want to do something just to see if they can do it?Because we have no other worth...We can't have children so we have to do sth stupid like be the fastest, bestest at XYZ
>>31512862>Really, why do guys always want to do something just to see if they can do it?you just answered why, it's literally normal curiosity to try something just to see it if works
>>31512869Kinda funny looking ngl.
>>31512869Do you mean... male-presenting nipples?
>>31512852Fräullein
>>31512277Down bad-itis>>31512299Because depression can affect anyone lol>>31512317Fr fr ):
>>31512870In the first few dates? No of course not. Dating isn't effortless. I often get the impression that women think a bunch of things during dates are organic when they're deliberate lol
>>31512872>Because we have no other worth.I have not recovered enough from this for an adequate response.
>>31512852As you wish.
>>31512852Princess..
>>31512392Wtf why she take the Xbox>>31512480Let it heal brotherMaybe get some E45 creamAlso damn chill with the death grip
>>31512884I am shooketh.
>>31512515MUhhhh does manga count I did start some books but forgot to finish them
>>31512554Are you gonna write your own interrupt routines faggot?>>31512580Bitches be witches >>31512577They got fat asses from sitting on the chair all day shitposting on lolcow farms
>>31512862
>>31512867But, if you search for meaning, aren't you looking in the highest places? And I don't mean mountains, I mean the pinnacle of art and intellect. What if you have explored it and have to ask yourself now, when you've reached the Olymp ant there is no ascending to do, if that's it?
Women, do you like your vagina?
>>31512891Are you really that surprised? You can't get to know somebody that quickly and first impressions are important. Trait X may get you disqualified if you present up front, but will be accepted once she gets to know you better and has some investment in you. Women are pickier than men so men get rejected easily, of course it's going to end up like this.
I just burned my chicken nuggets after getting back from the pub cause I got distracted shitpostingI'm blaming women for this one
>>31512895Show me these so-called fat ass femcels.
>>31512902what do britfags actually eat?
>>31512897You're not reaching the pinnacle of art or intellect.
>>31512603Who?????!?!!!!!??????>>31512630))))):Please take care of yourself anonSelf-mutilation is like totally uncool>t. ex-self harmer
>>31510766>i don’t think i went out with a girl nearly as bad looking irlWhat an embarrassingly obvious lie. Only the ugliest and most pungent smelling fatties feel the need to play pretend like this. We all know you would fold for a girl significantly uglier but we also all know none even give you a chance.>>31510797More insane cope from uglies. Not every woman needs drag queen makeup to look vaguely feminine, troon.
>>31512902What's with all the Myers Briggs namefags? I know entj has been around for a while but come on, we don't need any more of you fuckers.
>>31512870Good Idea: Presenting myself on a date as the best possible version of myself. Bad Idea: Presenting myself on a date as someone else. There is a difference, and we hope that you can see it and understand it.
>>31512909It's just a fun thing, let us have this at least..
>>31512898It's alright. I honestly don't think about it too much.
>>31512642It's just marking your territory bro>>31512661*e-hugs*>>31512667Go to sleep cat boi
>>31512909It's the British druggie having an episode.
>>31512906>You're not reaching the pinnacle of art or intellect.How do you want to know?
>>31512889I love her so much.She's such a sweetheart.
>>31512681All-nighter gang>>31512690What if she a bitch tho>>31512703Personally I blame the media https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRlt1XyOg0
mbtifags are the same thing as pronounfags btw
>>31512910How do I know the difference if I've never met you?
>>31512916I wish he'd finally kill himself like he always talks about but he's too much of a pussy faggot to do a flip
>>31512737NAG, but I will just say this: there's no need to feel guilty, but you know there are plenty of guys out there who are happy to split the bill and have a more egalitarian/gender-neutral relationship
>>31512919"She" is a bunch of pixels for pedophile groomers and retarded incels
>>31512917>How do you want to know?How do I want to know what? I guess a monograph would be useful
How is it called when I really want to talk to the point I feel like exploding, but I also am so awkward and can't find my place in a conversation with multiple people?Aside from being a beta and other buzzwords, those I already know I am
>>31512870> your true self?lol wtf?How do you think that would work anon?
>>31512745This makes me love Katy Perry even moreI miss when she had short hair though>>31512773Bro is down bad>>31512779Kidnap a girl at your job in your car, problem solved
>>31512924I wish he would make another attempt at living a productive pseudo-normie life (this includes removing himself from 4chan because he uses our attention as fuel when he's going on another self-destructive streak).
>>31512928You are completely missing the point. Nevermind
>>31510738>”average girl”>posts very cute girlHoly shit there really is no hope for actual average or ugly women if this is what dudes pass off as “mid”. No wonder men are alone if they are this delusional with their standards.
>>31512919Shame that she's stuck in such a shit game though
>>31512804MAs a wise man once told me, life is like a sine wave. Ups and downs are inevitable, you just get better at riding the waves>>31512819Chad moment
>>31512935Your question just doesn't make sense, rephrase it pls
>>31512936She is kinda mid/average to be fair. The boobs are distracting you.
WomenHow long is your hair
>>31512936I understand why you like to respond to bait, but why are you responding to bait from 8 hours ago?
>>31512903I don't have them kidnapped anymore sorry>>31512905Bangers n mash Fish n chipsEggs n baconI am having salad and eggs too tho>>31512908It's not a lie tho. Actually I got rejected by uglier girls lolIdk maybe I need to see this susu person in action to be charmed. But from that pic she's caked in makeup and is honestly mid
>>31512937:(I like Genshin...
>>31512942Near my back shoulder
>>31512923You learn the difference by continuing to meet me. I present myself to you in the best way that I know how because I'm hopeful that you'll continue to meet me. Is this a bad idea?
>>31512829Dating sucks for men anon. It always has done.
>>31512909Just let us have this>>31512916I'm not on drugs though I'm just high on life>>31512924I can do a flip on a trampoline>>31512929It's called being shy>>31512934>I wish he would make another attempt at living a productive pseudo-normie lifeThis advice is very un-4chan-esqueI am actually working atm saving money (gonna do some more work tonight) cut me some slack plz
>>31512947Shoulder length is my fav
>>31512931Don't go all Turner on me anon.
>>31512941It’s a post of her mid sentence and mid blink and she looks cute still. Also not everyone here is a porn brained male distracted by boobs. This is why mot men are alone. Your standards are high for no reason.
Women, do many of you really not know dating feels more like a job interview for men?
>>31512942I can smell that picture
>>31512957NTA but you're beautiful, honey.
>>31512936Tbf if I actually went out with her IRL I would probably be charmed and think of her as more attractive>>31512963Down bad
>>31512960How would they bro
>>315129421. yuck. yuck yuck. no yellow pillows.2. i just got a haircut today and its just below my chin but it can be longer, it's curly.
>>31512825>can tolerateThis is really the key question you have to ask yourself about any woman you're dating."Can I tolerate her?"
GirlsWhy does every second chick have tattoos or piercings all over her now?Do you think that's hot or cute or sth mutilating your body like that?
>>31512965I am not down bad, Qt, I just like telling femcels they're beautiful.
>>31512948Nta but yes imo. I'm not saying you have to be your worst either. But I'd much rather see honesty. Because you're not always your best.
>>31512971OK that's wholesome bro <3Maybe my original comment about was a bit mean-spirited. But it's true lol
>>31512946I liked it a lot up until Inazuma, where they started to drip feed the fucking islands and it started becoming like a fulltime job if you wanted to catch up.Really fun game otherwise.
>>31512957If I leave my apartment right now, at least 50 out of 100 girls would be hotter.She is objectively averageOr you live in a shithole where there are no hot chicks
>>31512953>It's called being shyIs there a cure? I've started merting a lot of people and I want to talk to them. I want them to know me, but I can't talk unless I'm clearly asked to and I'm starting to suffer this
>>31512970i don't even have my ears pierced. i don't know what to tell you. people make choices? why are so many people drug addicts? people make choices.
>>31512976Yeah it would be if I was actually looking for some femcel gash, but I'm not. I just imagine that these girls have spent a significant amount of time feeling like they're ugly and not good enough. Everyone is beautiful, even you. But I'm also a massive bloomer, so.
>>31512960This is honestly the first time I'm hearing this concept. I just want to have a good time on a date.
>>31512936Looked her up and found her youtube. She’s really pretty. Men calling this mid makes me want to give up on finding a bf. I look way worse. There’s no hope. Might as well keep playing otomes till i die.
>>31512981You just have to psych yourself up and remember you have just as much right to talk and contribute to the conversation as they do. Next time you're in a group set yourself a challenge to say one or two things. Obvs it's harder if there are chatterboxes who don't let you get a word in edgeways but there is always some kind of opportunity.
>>31512825>Go on dates with lots of girls>lotslollmao
>>31512942My butt. Also icky.
>>31512960I think it's like the bear thing. They're just as scared of you as you are of them. Right? Kinda?
>>31512987Well yeah, dates are literally about impressing you and making you feel like you had a good time lmao
>>31512988>I look way worse.You are beautiful just the way you are <3
>>31512960...no? i'm not a guy and i have no male friends and i have never had a successful date so
>>31512974You're asking me to sabotage myself as a matter of principle. I'm already following the principle of not lying about myself, but now I should be the only man competing for your affections who doesn't try to portray himself in the best possible light he can manage. Women don't know how bad it is for men, but perhaps one day this thread, /atoga/, can serve as a forum whose discourse provides learning and education for all.
>>31512966Well they have the role of Boyfriend, open and agreed to meet the applicant. How could they not know?
>>31512997go on a date with me
>>31512988>Men calling this mid makes me want to give up on finding a bf. I look way worse. There’s no hope. Might as well keep playing otomes till i die.Have you tried being nice for once? Maybe that way you get a bf
>>31512995Ok but now how am I going to do that knowing you're sweating bullets?
>>31512988Don’t listen to those fags. They like to pretend pretty girls are mid as pathetic way to get back at the pretty girls irl who have rejected them all their lives. I promise you men irl are not this picky. Even the guys saying this shit arent actually picky. They would absolutely date a girl that’s ten times uglier than this girl.
>>31512988She's caked in makeup like every other female streamer or woman who depends on her looks to make a living.
>>31512988Okay I just checked out a couple of vids of hers and she is pretty fo sho even if she's not really my type. The screenshot posted here really didn't do her justice. More importantly though she's funny and quirky which makes her more attractive.Ignore the "2/10 would not bang" anons. Gl anon don't be downhearted. Otomes are based tho I wish I had more time to play gal games also
>>31513005That you didn't pick up on this from dating men in the first place is kind of concerning.
>>31513007>They like to pretend pretty girls are mid as patheticDude she is literally the definition of nothing special.Holy shit your simping levels are off the charts
>>31512988Don't admire her. She has a secret onlyfans
>>31512998>I should be the only man competing for your affections who doesn't try to portray himself in the best possible light he can manage.Yes, you should. You know why? Because it's different and more memorable than the crowd of guys vying for me. It will make you stand out.
>>31513007>Even the guys saying this shit arent actually picky. They would absolutely date a girl that’s ten times uglier than this girl.I mean, yeah. The girls I went out with IRL were hotter but I'd totally date an uglier girl if she won me over with personality and was otherwise attractive. They just rejected me LOL. Life's funny that way
>>31512992I know you, you're mean asf
>>31513005I don't sweat bullets or get particularly worked up about dates, same with job interviews. But yes it might be a little "blackpilling" for you to realize I in fact find the whole experience to be more like work than fun. Perhaps you could try making it more fun for the guy.
>>31512998Turns out "just bee urself" actually has merit. Who knew?
>>31512853Yeah, the girl I'm talking to right now has a history of crippling anxiety in relationships and she'll just get "bad vibes" and spontaneously break up with her past bf, even her past fiance. That's a huge red flag to me and why I am cautious with how much I flirt with her, because we flirt a lot. I think that's big enough of a reason (as well as how integrated we are into each other's friend groups that a breakup would be really awkward) that dating her is a risk that isn't worth the reward. But I'm starting to be like "ok that girl is nice but she vapes, how much of a red flag is that to me? How much does she use it?" and back when I was 25 I was in a mood of "any girl with tattoos is literally undateable" and I feel kinda dumb for thinking that now.On a further note from that tangent- I had a talk with another girl in my church friend group where she was basically ranting about how our group-at-large is too incestuous in the sense that people's exes and even guys/girls they friendzoned 5 years ago are still around and how weird that no one finds it awkward. She swears by it that she'll never date any guy in our church friend group. I largely agree.
>>31513009Can you blame us? Honestly though.
>>31513009How many times are you going to reply this? You’re clearly a delusional male who has a chip on his slumped little shoulder over streamers. sorry poki ignored your dono but you can stop repeating yourself now.
>>31513016You don't know me.
>>31513011Well, autism to be honest...
>>31513021If you went for a night out in my city you would probably off yourself because you couldn't process all the "hot girls" in your brain lolWhere are you ppl all living and why are the women so ugly there?
>>31513012Nta, I mean, she's not ugly, most girls aren't, but the only thing that actually stands out are her boobs.
>>31513009>caked in makeupI mean this is (one of) my type personally Dunno why guys here are so anti-makeup
>>31512936Now reverse the situation. There are more "mid" guys than "mid" women, who can't find a partner, not to mention everyone below "mid".It's a complete delusion if think men are picky when it comes to dating.
>>31512974This is literally just a stupid thing for somebody to do in general. As a rule you should look to make a good first impression as people make judgements quickly and you're not likely to progress to a more honest situation without one.
>>31512987good times "just happen". lol.
>>31513012>>31513015I checked the youtube. She is hot and funny and skinny with big boobs. If that’s mid i have no chance. I’ve never had a boyfriend and their standards are impossible to meet now. I get rejected all the time by guys i have lots in common with for pretty girls they have nothing in common with. And those girls reject them so it’s not like they are getting gfs too. Sucks.
>>31513026I think that's a femcel anon not a moid
>>31513028It's common incel rhetoric, when they can't even understand the difference between concealer and foundation.
>>31513017This is some real devious shit right here. :)
>>31513033This is only mildly heartbreaking to read.
>>31513021No idea what you're talking about. This is the first time I've made this comment and it's true. But if you wanna keep going boohoo and saying how ugly you are while comparing yourself to these artificial ewhores than be my guest.
>>31513036excuse me?
>>31513031Ok, now you're just making fun of me... :)
>>31513033don't be fatcongrats you're now a 5+/10 because of how low the bar has sunk, the only thing that will hold you back is your own standards
Women, would you date a short (5'7") guy with small hands?
>>31513031>good times "just happen". lol.That takes me back to Tolstoy
>>31510724Just sent my classmates 11$ because they were stranded in the middle of the city while being tipsy and had no money to call uber.
>>31513020Eh, I've seen men fall into a similar trap on /fit/ about not being tall or buff enough so ig where you're coming from. It's just never happened to me.
>>31513010Thanks this was nice to hear. It sucks being a femcel at my age. I’ll try and not let online guys standards ruin my perception of irl guys.
>>31513042I apologize, my mind went straight to you implying that a girl should put out on the first date.
>>31513031starting to see that women really think all the "good times" and "chemistry" they have with a person they barely know is totally organic and not deliberatewhy are they so easily tricked bros?
>>31513033You can be skinny too. Fuck big boobs they're overrated. Like >>31513047 but unironically
>>31513048Sure. Wouldn't even be the shortest I dated.
>>31512960MAre you talking about dating that starts from online matching (tinder/bumble/etc.) or irl dating? I haven't tried online dating, but when I go on a first date after meeting someone in person it's less of a job interview and more like >>31512987 at best or >>31512993 at worst
>>31513056no, I just want women to not make it painful when things are getting a little awkward
>>31513033Sweetheart she's not mid, why do you think she's a popular streamer lol? Everyone has different types. I have different types. People will value different things about you as you go through life and meet all kinds of different people. You can't compare yourself to some Twitch titty streamer and say #It'sOver. Ganbatte anon>date pretty girls they have nothing in common withOkay... guilty as charged... maybe one day I'll stop being a stubborn cunt and use my brain instead of my dick>>31513035Fr I see guys posting here about how they prefer if a girl doesn't wear makeup, then posts a girl with makeup LOL>>31513040Internet was a mistake >>31513053>try and not let online guys standards ruin my perception of irl guysFr, unironically touch grass. It's so easy to believe incellish bullshit when you spend all your time online. Don't make "femcel" part of your identity beyond memes else it'll become a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>31513066nta but I choke up when that happens. It's like some kind of feedback loop.
>>31513063Yes more or less because meeting/dating anybody IRL first is increasingly difficult, and that just shifts the "good impression" thing to when you first meet her.
What's the difference between concealer, foundation, and primer?
A few years ago I met this girl. We became relatively close. A few months ago she became FtM. We talked a few times after but gradually drifted apart.Should I reach out to her again? Or should I avoid the pain and keep her in my memory?
>>31513076Primers are the small primary charges in cartridges that set off the main propellant, idk what they other two are tho
>>31513078Fingers crossed she'll detransition
>>31513083Not before she fucks up her voice and tits lololol
>>31513082*golfclap*
>>31513057The easy conversation. lolActually I'm wondering now if the incels also think all this stuff "just happens" too and aren't putting the work in.
>>31513084Yeh, my voice and hair are pretty fucked up. Maybe she still has her boobs.
>>31513076Primer is a product you apply to make application of make up easier and to make it stay on longer. It's typically colorless, but some primers have light hues to color correct.Foundation contains skin colored pigment and it's used on your whole face. Conceler contains higher concentration of pigment and it's usually reserved just for problem areas (under eye, blemishes).
>>31513076Same purpose as decorating a house or painting a car anon.concealer is to fill crevices and cracks, foundation is to give a good even base for the paint to stick to and primer gets the base colour for the top coat.
>>31513076Concealer is self-explanatory, hides blemishesFoundation is also kinda self-explanatory, it evens and tones your complexionPrimer helps to further smooth your skin and can add a bit of "glow" and helps other makeup to stick
Women, how do you not sweat all that makeup off?
>>31512960Who should a man ask out? Not the random woman on the street, for he's a pig who only cares about appearances if he does. Not the friendly employee at the store or restaurant, because he's bothering her when she's just trying to do her job. Not the friendly customer at the store or restaurant, because he's bothering her when she's just trying to go about her busy day. Not the friendly woman at the library or public gathering space, because his harassment is why she's reluctant to go to these places now.Not the friendly woman in a hobby group, because his harassment is why she's hesitant to join these activities now.Not the friendly student in his class, because he'll gain a reputation in the class as someone who doesn't understand boundaries.Not the friendly coworker at his job, because he'll be summoned to an HR meeting for creating a toxic environment of workplace harassment.Not a member of his friend group, because he'll be ostracized for upsetting the group dynamics.Not a woman on online dating apps, because he's competing with 1000 other men for her attention, and at least some of the competitors are the mighty "Chad" blessed with superior genetics, superior finances and a superior life.When a man finally meets a woman who it's safe to ask out, he must first discover if she wants to be asked out. It's not enough for her to be single, because some women are single by choice. If she is single by circumstance, and if she desires a change, only then does he ask her out.Is one date enough to decide that you like each other? For the man, yes. For the woman, she has had bad experiences, or has read bad stories, so she cannot trust a man to show his true self and not be lying. Or worse, she has multiple men asking her out, and she can't decide yet who she likes most. So the man must present himself for the 1st interview, and a 2nd interview, and a 3rd interview, and hope by the 4th he can finally beat out the other applicants. Just like a job.
>>31513083That's what I was hoping, but from what I've seen on social media, she's only gone in deeper and deeper into it. And statistically detransition isn't very common in general, so it's probably over >>31513084This is likely where it's headed, if it hasn't already.
>>31513095Primer, setting spray and powders.
>>31513063Honestly the best experience I had dating a girl on Tinder when I tried it was when we texted for like at least a week or two before eventually meeting up (I asked her to coffee but she wanted to get to know each other first before meeting).So by the time we met IRL we could just focus on having fun together instead of any interview bullshit. Our first date we literally just got coffee and walked around the shops. I said some dumb things she laughed it off it didn't matter cause we already liked each other. We went on quite a few dates in the end and ended up just cooking/getting takeout and watching movies like once a week.It doesn't have to be performative if you don't want it to be and honestly if it really feels that way they're probably not the right person for you.
Imagine being Chad and having women put all this shit >>31513092 on their faces every day just to look pretty for you lol
>>31513095That's why women go to the bathroom to powder their nose.
>>31513101I don't put anything on my face, I just look like shit naturally lmao
>>31513014>>31513018The last time you chose for yourself a new boyfriend, did you choose the guy you had the best dates with, or the guy you had the mid dates with?
>>31513101>just to look pretty for youI mean a lot of girls just enjoy doing makeup for themselves, it's not like they suddenly start plastering themselves in makeup when they meet you lol
>>31513107I am not a girl. I just know that all I can offer is myself, which is a pretty sweet package if you ask me.
>>31513101I'm gonna get some shit for this but it's not for Chad, it's for other women. I know Chad and even Chud don't care about how long my eyelashes are or whatever.
>>31513107I remember the best dates as the guys that actually acted mid honestly.
>>31513108> girls just enjoy doing makeupThe instinct to look better than the next girl, is because that's what men demand.It's the same for men. Our instincts are also driven by female demands.
>>31513113Why does the length of your eyelashes even matter?
>>31513100The whole reason I don't wait is because meeting somebody in person is totally different. Very good chance she builds up a false impression of you (or viceversa) then gets disappointed by how you are irl
Fellas do you roid
>>31513116Could you expand on this?
>>31513113Real. The gals at my old job used to get their eyelashes done and show them off to each other and joke that their bfs didn't notice at all. (Then they said they were jelly of my eyelashes ;D)
>>31513113>know Chad and even Chud don't care about how long my eyelashes areYeah they do.
>>31513108it's for "her" in that she wants to look good to others, it's not like she can see herself 90% of the time haha
Women, thoughts on Preceptor Seluvis?
>>31513118It doesn't! But I do it because other women do and I don't want them to one up me.
Women, you deserve a man who wants you to have longer eyelashes. Don't settle for a man who will settle for your mediocre eyelashes.
>>31513113Chad and Chud don't notice any alterations to your physical appearance because they can't distinguish between real and fake unless it's obvious but they will notice your lashes are long
>>31513121no, I just do basic push and pull exercises all the best
>>31513117I mean I feel like it's guys Johnny Bravo-maxxing and going to the gym "to get chicks hurr durr" but really it's to flex to other dudes and spec themselves in the mirror>>31513119>builds up a false impression of you (or viceversa) then gets disappointed by how you are irlFr that's why I always tried to strike the iron while it's hot and set up a date early so we can just see if we have IRL chemistry. But this girl wanted to wait and I respected that and she seemed cool, and I'm glad I took the chance and we did keep talkin. I suppose go with your gut and take it case by case
>>31513129>It doesn't! But I do it because other women do and I don't want them to one up me.That's retarded honestly
>>31513130Thank you I literally just bought Grande lash serum 10 minutes ago
What do you see when you look in the mirror
>>31513127>it's not like she can see herself 90% of the time hahaOkay but you can still look at yourself in the mirror before you leave the house and go to the bathroom and feel better in yourself that you look decent and presentableIn my partying days I would spend a bit of time styling my hair and picking an outfit and just general grooming before going out. Not for gals or anything but just to feel better and more confident in myself
>>31513122I mean, I can totally understand about wanting to put your best foot forward and present the best version of yourself, really, I do, but the best dates I can remember are the ones where the guy wasn't trying to impress me. Not putting on any sort of pretense. What's on the label is what's in the tin.
>>31513096I realized this a bit ago.I asked my BF out, worked like a charm.>>31513101I only doll myself up when I want him between the sheets. I hate applying heavy makeup otherwise, but when my lips are red like strawberries, it hets him going.I even use the cheap stuff, he loves seeing the lipstick stains on his shaft.
>>31510724MENToday I got my nails done, hair done, and bought clothes and makeup and I feel fantastic. Not that you care!
>>31513146Prove it
>>31513134last time I asked out a girl and she ignored that and just tried to keep talking I unmatched her, was very cool
>>31513142
>>31513148Last time I posted my hand I was bullied, so no!
>>31513151No way are you baby sweet? What's up xoxo
>>31513145>I realized this a bit ago.>I asked my BF out, worked like a charm.Bless you. May the two of you have all the happiness in the world.
>>31513143uh yeah because you think you look good to other people so they will be receptive
>>31513135Haha, yeh. That's just a fraction of the insanity women have to deal with.
>>31513146Hot girl summer is here <3Enjoy it all anonMan I need a makeover day/weekend ):
>>31513145>I only doll myself up when I want him between the sheets. I hate applying heavy makeup otherwise, but when my lips are red like strawberries, it hets him going.>I even use the cheap stuff, he loves seeing the lipstick stains on his shaft.Thanks but no thanks
>>31513144I mean, can you expand on how they acted mid, and on how it endeared them to you when they acted mid?
>>31510724I'm currently listening to someone's random German rumblings.I don't speak German.
>>31513134> really it's to flex Sure, the competitive aspect, which is the same for women but the base desire on both sides is driven by the choices the opposite sex makes.
>>31513142F a really fat person. But I have an eating disorder and have been informed that I'm not the best judge of my appearance.
>>31513149BruhWell tbf if she ignores you that's shitty lolWhen I asked this gal out she at least took the time to thoughtfully explain why she wanted to keep talking a bit first>>31513155I mean, whatever works
Fellow white boys, how is your White Boy Summer going so far?
>>31513142A handome ass man.
>>31513166WTF is a white boy summer?
>>31513156>Haha, yeh. That's just a fraction of the insanity women have to deal with.They don't "have to deal with it" They put it on themselves and don't blame it on men we have nothing to do with it
>cute waitress refuses to make eye contactis it over?
>>31513145>he loves seeing the lipstick stains on his shaftOK this is hot>>31513162>I'm currently listening to someone's random German rumblingsAuslander Raus, Auslander Raus...>>31513166I met some based ex-Stacy Geordie grandma down the pub who was telling me all these wild stories
>>31513166I don't know what that means but I'm sweaty and don't like it
>>31513154I swear, I have loads of single friends, when I told them about me asking my BF out, they called him names.I asked them how was he supposed to know I was interested if I hadnt asked him out and got blank stares as a response.World is a stupid place where it simultaneously punishes men for trying and for not trying.
>>31513169It's exactly what it sounds like baby
>>31513166Feelin Aryan all day every day
>>31513157Thanks anon <3You should make time for it too! I literally never treat myself, so this felt so good :')
>>31513172Maybe she's just autistic/adhd>>31513175>they called him namesDo you remember any lol
>>31513153>baby sweetHmm?
>>31513175>I asked them how was he supposed to know I was interested if I hadnt asked him out and got blank stares as a response.Mind reading>World is a stupid place where it simultaneously punishes men for trying and for not trying.Men are required to bend the laws of physics and logic as a baseline to get a date
>>31513178Aww yes you go gurlYeah I should thanks (: In a bit of an awkward sitch atm but I think when I move to celebrate I will treat myself haha
>>31513175Have you considered starting your own branch of philosophy, perhaps even your own religion? On behalf of many men, we would be very grateful if you could convert some women to your point of view. I would even settle for you becoming a self-help movement grifter.
>>31510724Someone is playing jazz music outside my apartment at 03:00 am
Going to a convention for the very first time this weekend.How do I maximize my chances of picking up girls?
>>31513146that's fineI cut my nails today
>>31513180You know who I am
>>31513159I'm not sure if I can put it into words. My boyfriend said, "I'm actually really nervous" on our first date.
>>31513185Kino
>>31513186Really good cosplay to impress the ladies. Are you fat?
>>31513142Some ugly motherfucker
>>31513179coward was the first one they called him, oblivious came next, I remember other ones, but not the exact order. One that doesnt translate well compared him to a babys safety blanket, which was used alot by them. Wretch came along too.All of which I think were uncalled for
>>31513175>how was he supposed to know I was interested if I hadnt asked him outWe have a sane one here lads.
>>31513169Chet Hanks broShreddy the cheddy boysSuns out guns out grill for the kill boysSurf's up smurfs down shirts off shorts on boysRip those waves rip those bongs chase some skirt grab dessert boys Pedal to the medal meals on wheels pack of six beers and tricks boysBlack queens limousines magazines living the dream boys White boy summer hot girl summer tanlines scanlines good times boysSchool's out hang about leave the attitude grab your dudes let's have a fuckin' good one ferda
>>31513186Approach them when they are not in cosplay.
I am very tired of nutting from fapping. I need a warm body.
>>31513184Don't do that, do you know how many men cope with the idea that they're just too chicken to ask women out and that's why they're alone? If women actually approached men so readily a very large number of men would realize just how unattractive they are to women after never ever getting approached and they would have no cope left.
>>31513194>Really good cosplayI don't have any costumes. I'll just go dressed normal>are you fat?Yes
>>31513186talk to them. drink alcohol.
>>31513197Wtf that's brutal lolJelly gals and now you're married to Chad lol so who's getting the last laugh
>>31510724I wanna fuck a bartender rn...
>>31513204Owari da...
>>31513206Fack I think I got my anons mixed up but regardless you won in the end so screw em>>31513207Fr... I wanna see the cutie barmaid again aaaah (ofc I will never make a move but just to see her)
>>31513210those are just normal male hands
>>31513210No offense, but those look webbed and stubby.
>The cute girl who worked at my favorite deli stopped working thereIt's so over
>>31513210Sexy grandma hands
>>31513210At least you lost some weight handanon. congratulations.
>>31513210Much better, very nice job on those nails. Love you little ring too ;)
>>31513166Depressive, same as the rest of the year so far
>>31513214RIP dude ik how that feels ):
Women literally just want you to make plans for them and don’t know what the fuck they want half of the time
>>31513190Is that mid for you? Was he stuttering or speaking plainly, or did he perhaps have a friendly laugh? Admitting weakness with strength in your voice is a show of strength, for then the listener will believe in the speaker's humility while doubting the severity of the weakness itself. Hey, remember all those job interviews you had where they asked you to tell them your greatest weaknesses? Again, the dating market for men is like competing in job interviews.
>>31513210Prettyyy Kissable(Pls be a girl I'm not gay)
>>31513214Time to jump
>>31513166Pretty great. I think I maybe have a girlfriend.
>>31513217Anon it's been like 2 weeks lol I have not lost weight. It was just hot that other day ;_;>>31513218Thank you :)>>31513212Ok>>31513216I'm a great-grandma actually :')>>31513224I am a girl but I thought you were a girl too lol
GirlsI recently found out I have small hands because I detemined my glove size (8.5)How over is it for me?BTW, the rest of my "assets" are rather large so I dpn't really worry about that
>>31513166Quite fucked to say the least.
>>31513223>Again, the dating market for men is like competing in job interviews.what level of schizophrenia is this
>>31513227Ay congrats bro!
>>31513229Hard to say, post hand
>>31513228>I thought you were a girl tooEvery time...
>>31513228oh are you just morbidly obese?that makes sense theni never look at fat people hands but they do look like my obese grandma's hands
>>31513238I'm 110-115 pounds and wear XS in everything
>>31513223He was actually stuttering and jittery. Dropped his fork.>Hey, remember all those job interviews you had where they asked you to tell them your greatest weaknesses?FUCK
>>31513166Pretty cool so far I have a girlfriend now She’s coming over in a minute and we’re either gonna go out for dinner or stay in and cook some shit at home Then we gon fuck
>>31513241MINIIIII <3
>>31513229well without knowing you, I would deduct one point out of a hundred from you.I like having my hand being swallowed up by my partners hand, but in no way its a dealbreaker. At least I would know what size gloves to buy for you as a gift, as we'd have the same size hands
>>31513236>Hard to say, post handI don't want you to have to suffer through the sight of my microscopic handlet handIt honestly is not that big
>>31513227Congratulations! I need details.
>>31513237You are gay as fuck bro, I thought you were a girl too. Sweet as a sugar plum ass nigga.
>>31513241then you have ugly mannish hands it's over sorry>>31513229sounds like a LARPhand size and dick size are correlatedI have small hands, (7.8) and my dick is also small (7.6 inches, I'm sub 8 so pretty small)
>>31513243Painter boy living the dream>>31513242>Dropped his forkThat's when you know he's a real one desuI did this on a date once (dropped my knife) then afterwards she texted me saying I was awkward D:
>>31513249>my dick is also small (7.6 inches, I'm sub 8 so pretty small)Fuck off faggot.
>>31513128He’s a creep and a sneaky plotter
>>31513245>as we'd have the same size handsOh god I didn't need that right nowI will never take my handy out of my pockets in publc any more
>>31513242Well damn, I concede, you are indeed a woman who values honesty and authenticity. I wish the both of you the best of luck in life. I think you're pretty unique and unusual, but there's nowhere that argument can go other than "nuh-uh" and "yuh-huh".
>>31513228Honestly babe you've got some guts posting your hand again, even I was sweating bullets posting my shit and I'm a dude.
Women, what are some pet names or terms of endearment that you dislike or hate, and why?
>>315132517.6 is only twice as big as the average for europeans so that's not even top 0.00001%
>>31513257YWNBAM.
>>31513248Wtf, why though>>31513253>I will never take my handy out of my pockets in publc any moreYou gon look cooool>>31513254>"nuh-uh" and "yuh-huh"Remembering that Emperor's New Groove Scene
Femanon, I did a terrible thing to you, and I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand.
>>31513249I know :/ thank God I have other things to make up for it>>31513255It's just a hand who cares
>>31513261What dafuq are you on about mate
>>31513261What did you do?
>>31513259Are you QT?
>>31513256My ex called me "Pootsy", because when he brought me to orgasm I couldnt hold in a fart while my legs were on his shoulders. and it tickled his balls.
>>31513262Perhaps I'm just schizophrenic but I know there are tons of creeps lurking this shit and saving every image. That don't sit right with me.
>>31513268gross
>>31513267No, who tf is that? Sounds like a gaylord name
>>31513269Less than you'd think.
>>31513250>painter boy living the dream Years let downs later lol
>>31513275Better late than never ehHow's your dog btw
>>31513268Lmao
>>31513274All it takes is one crazy lunatic, have a good evening babe
>>31513280I'm not your larping bitch. Keep your weird negging ritual away from me.
>>31513247I was in my local book store when I noticed this girl reading a book I like. She was a goth so I couldn't pass up the chance to talk to her. Maybe that's shallow... conversation started awkward but we got to talking about books and art and have gone out on a few dates now. We actually share a lot of the same interests. I'm cautiously optimistic.
So dating isn't even enjoyable? Why should I even bother
>>31513283if you dont want to you dont have to
>>31513283I like it, but you shouldn’t if you don’t
>>31513281You're gonna be my bitch one way or another. I'm gonna bend you over and show you how to be a real man.
>>31513283Dating is never enjoyableGoing on dates with someone you love isWhy are you all such soulless husks
>>31513283I only actively date when the loneliness eclipses the hassle of dating
>>31513288Just as disgusting as always. Good to know.
>>31513256Jugs. Just don't.
>>31513269What's the difference between posting it here and posting it on instagram (I don't have social media)? Here it's anonymous at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯>>31513280Ahh these look delicious. You too anon :)
>>31513282Wtf that's so cute>>31513283It's what you make of itI agree it's pretty lame tho>>31513291Where are you people even getting datesI haven't been on a date in years
>>31513276Good he’s gettin big He has a lot of social anxiety but he likes my gf a lot which is sweet
>>31513296>Where are you people even getting datesgrindr
>>31513292>as alwaysIs he a namefag?
>>31513296>Where are you people even getting datesI do very well on Hinge, not so much on the other apps (Bumble is alright, Tinder is shit)
>>31513283I hate it but it’s cool when you find someone you like You’re literally just hangin out
>>31513301>Bumble is alright, Tinder is shitInteresting. When I tried them I could only get dates on Tinder, not Bumble
>>31513300No, but he posts the food gifs he lifts from /co/. Just the average pseudo-normie overcompensating because he thinks his life is a movie. But, its anonymous, who cares.
ATOGA I'm tipsy and I want attention. How was or is your day going?
>>31513307HellooooWhat you drinkin'I had a fairly lazy day but was goodAlso pretty tipsy from the pub, after midnight here
>>31513306Why are you such a hater?
>>31513295>What's the difference Ain't none, in fact social media would be worse because of the lack of aforementioned anonymity. That's why I don't have it and never post on it, I've never even put my first name on the internet outside of a billing form. But there's always the archive too which they can go scour at their convenience.
>>31513309Because I can be. Sorry that your life isn't the movie you wish it was. Turns out some people aren't going to like your retarded ass posts where you threaten to butt fuck me when I call you a retard. Maybe if your dad had hit you more as a kid you'd have realized that before.
>>31513306Never been on co, cosplay and anime and shit are gay as fuck, most of my gifs are from wsg. You gotta get better at profiling faggot.
>>31513315I'm NTA, just calling it like I see it
>>31513308After midnight here too. Just got home for karaoke with cocktails and a bar. I had a few sake and umeshu cocktails at the karaoke place and shifted to triple beers at the bar. Rn I'm drinking water and I'm preparing tea as well to get some fluids back.How was the pub?
ChatGPT: JOIN THE ARMY
>>31513317Oh you got me, I misremembered the post you made bragging about where you got your gifs from, so sorry! Maybe if you had more to you than generic balding pseudo-confident normie I'd care more.
>>31513311Let them scour ヽ(•‿•)ノ
>>31513318The world needs hate, simple as.
>>31513322Not balding and not a normie either. You need to get some fresh air bro. Thermoregulate a little bit.
>>31513319Are you European?Oh wow that sounds like fun. I miss karaoke nights lol. Love me some sake. Do you go often? What did you sing in karaoke?Yeah pub was chill, ran into some people there and met someone else funny. We only stayed out for like a couple hours tho, nothing wild
>>31513282What book was it?
>>31513307Been holding and handing tools to BF all day. Also bringing drinks and sandwiches. Uneventful day.
>>31513307I’m doing some errands and playing Pokemon Go, pretty fun day
>>31513325Balding is a state of mind, but yes, you're not a normie. You're a pretend normie, hence the pseudo adjective. You know the easiest way to not get hate is to stop responding.
>>31513327The Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
>>31513329What's he working on? Car?
>>31513329Doesn't he have a belt for that?
>>31513324I love you, anon, hope you feel better
Women is it bad if I'm a virgin? Is it a deal breaker if you know a man is a virgin?
>>31513342How old are you
>>31513340I love you too anona. We'll see.
>>31513342let the shitshow begin
>>31513336Trying to save my elderly parents dilapitated deck, so its safe again. My parents are elderly and cant deal with that themselves.
>>31513332I don't even care about the hate honestly, but all this stress is gonna make you the one that's balding. Turn off the PC and crack open a window.
>>31513350What stress? What a gay cope. How much effort do you really believe I'm exerting to say "you're a faggot" in a creative way? Do you lie to yourself often or what?
>>31513345>anona>"It is difficult... to be judged..."
>>31513327Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>>31513342age?
>>31513326Yes I'm European. I don't go often, it was a friends birthday so we rented a booth in a Japanese style karaoke room. We sang plenty of different songs, one of my favourites was when birthday boys gf and me sang Mary on a Cross by Ghost. We hit all the long notes and I'm sure we must've looked very cool. Is your pub a regular place? I never run into people I know while going out, only ever the people we came with.Also have a pic of the weird decor from the bar.>>31513329>Uneventful Sounds comfy, actually. What's the bf needing all the tools for?>>31513331Catch any cools mons, fren?>>31513342No it's not a dealbreaker for me. Then again I'm a sex postive person (called slut on here before) in Europe that doesn't mind taking virginities.
>>31513352Your getting all emotional is certainly an indicator. Breathe deep and relax anon.
>>31513358>booth in a Japanese style karaoke room.I've always wanted to try that like in muh animes >Mary on a Cross by Ghost. We hit all the long notes and I'm sure we must've looked very cool.Wish I was there to see it>Is your pub a regular place?Regular to the people I'm staying with lol>have a pic of the weird decor from the barGiraffe...>doesn't mind taking virginitiesHow many have you? :o
>>31513344>>3151335735
>>31513361Again, how much effort do you really think I'm exerting here? I get that you think you're some smirking, witty antihero, but it's not that serious.
>>31513342the schizophrenic voices in my head tell me that all women can instantly tell how much sex you've had
skinny women how does it feel knowing fat women are objectively better?
>>31513368I think you just insulted both of them there.
>>31513366In and outHold it for 5 seconds
>>31513358yep! Marill
>>31513362If you get the chance, karaoke in a private booth is such a nice and freeing experience. Especially when with a nice group of friends who won't judge!>Regular to the people I'm staying withThat sounds so cosy. It's been ages since I've had a regular group of drinking buddies, but maybe it's for the better since now I don't drink that much either. >GiraffeThe entire place was decked out in faux animals snd curiosities like a belle epoque curio cabinet. They even served absinthe.>How many have you?At least seven. I don't hunt for them or anything. But I select sexual partners on how interesting I find them and apparently nerdy virgins are really interesting to me.>>31513378Marill is cute and round and I love fairy types. Congrats on the catch!
>>31513363too old for me so don’t care
>>31513363It's over
>>31513363I'd take it over a whore anyday
>>31513380>such a nice and freeing experienceYeah it does seem coolI mean I have no problem going on a stage with loads of people and doing it haha but it must be fun to just go in a booth with friends and do loads of songs>sounds so cosyYeah it was alright lol. I'm introverted so it's not amazing for me but they're a nice bunch>faux animals snd curiosities like a belle epoque curio cabinet. They even served absinthe.I feel like this'd be a great place to go on Halloween>At least seven:o impressive!
>>31513375Wut
>>31513380>select sexual partners on how interesting I find themWhere do you meet them, IRL?
>>31513382certified pedophile
>>31513380>I love fairy typesIt's a duel now?
>>31513390It's called box breathing. You should try it sometime.
>>31513395Well your shtick is the same thing still, "no u", so I'm bored. Cya later faggot
>>31513402See you tomorrow fellow homosexual
ATTENTION /ATOGA/the (you)nion will go on strike, effective immediately. No more (you)s for the rest of the thread.
>>31513406Okay
Ok
>>31513393huh
>>31513406(You) and what army?
>>31513389Ooo going there on halloween might be a lot of fun. I hadn't thought of that!You're a pretty brave introvert if you're okay with singing on a stage in public. I'm more of an extrovert but I could never.>>31513392Yeah I met some in my uni classes, one in theraphy (not very ethical), anime convention way back when I still went there, online gaming buddy turned real life friend. Just wherever I would go normally and strike up a conversation. I've met a lot of people through social dancing too, but none whose virginity I have taken.>>31513394Yep since gen VI.
>>31513406(You) can't stop me!
>31513407Retard
>>31513406But I need (You)s.
>>31513413Yeah we could go in costumes haha>pretty brave introvert Thanks (: but I don't think it has anything to do with introversion lolYou sound cool and interesting, have a good one!
Oh no are we doing this again? I got banned for it last time
You got banned for being a faggot
>>31513421>Haha what if we dressed up and went to the weird Giraffe bar on Halloween. >Haha, just kidding...u-unless?You sound very pleasant yourself, anon! Have a nice night, too.
Females do it be squirting ?
That sounds a little unreasonable tbqh
>>31512654>I go to bed at 11pm because I have a job*me shitposting and WFH at 1am*
>>31513430sure
I love randomly quoting anime out of context that has no meaning to anyone but me.Well done, you amaze me.No one knows what I'm thinking of when I say that. If you can peg the quote I will give you one wish.
Fuck I interpreted the dot wrong, sorry guize
>>31513427I would have to dress as a giraffe despite being shortG'night Eurotrash
>>31513436sorry i know japanese so i dont know the english quotes
>>31513441No wish for you.
>>31513432>1amWhy are you Br*tish?
>>31513436Sounds really gay to everyone but yourself. Do you have autism?
Women, is it embarrassing to admit you want someone's children? I have a friend I'm very much in love with but we are not seeing each other mostly because she doesn't want kids and that's a deal breaker for her. Recently I've started seeing someone I could probably have a family with but suddenly my friends just gotten really weird and has gotten kinda soft around children which is the total opposite of her. I flat out asked her if she's changed her mind and she did this round about answer and said she was worried about being fat despite "feeling warm about it". She definitely blushed when I said I needed a real answer before I invest in someone else. But then didn't really answer me before leaving. Is she just thinking about doing it to keep me? I can't raise a child if my wife doesn't want my child.
>>31513440I would tower over you .>EurotrashWait aren't you as well? Considering it's past midnight for you too.
>>31513436>I love randomly quoting anime out of context that has no meaning to anyone but meYare yare daze...>Well done, you amaze meGoku from Dragon Ball GT: Season 2?
>>31513446If I have autism then you're balding.
>>31513450Fuck you Qt you don't count, of course you'd know that. Yeah it's Goku saying that to Vegeta after Vegeta turns SSJ4.
>>31513444>are you Br*tishPlease don't insult me like this(But yes)>>31513449>I would tower over youIdk whether to be intimidated or excited>aren't you as wellNo comment
>tfw no adult woman gf
>>31513456>(But yes):(
>>31513456>Intimidated or excited Both are good, no, british fren?
>>31513455 Can you guess where this quote is from though? >Marriage is just a tool to exploit women and steal their freedom!
>>31513447best leave her alone, you have clear preferences why keep dragging her into it
>>31513458Dump the child bro before the cops come>>31513459I mean, I'm sorry I was born I guess?>>31513461Excelente ;PSeriously though how tall are you?
>>31513462I got no non meme guesses. But I know for a fact you won’t get this one. >Now show me what’s in your box!>I told you, it’s a curse…
>>31513464175cm. That's not short for a woman, right? Imagine the heights I could reach in heels.
I GOT PROMOTED
>>31513464207 barleycorns
>>31513470Peter Principle.
>>31513463I just want to impregnate her so badly. This other woman I've been seeing is nice and would probably make a good mom but I don't think I ever could love her. At least not as much as my friend.
>>31513476PROMOTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>31513467Made in Abyss? Idk>>31513469You'd be taller than me in tall heels (which is hot af btw)
>>31513483So I'm not taller without heels? :cHow tall are you?
>>31513467Also this screenshot might help with mine
Tall women, do you ever wear heels?
>>31513485Wait a second I'm an idiot and can't into mathI'm only 170cm so you're already 5cm taller than meWear tall heels pls that would be sexy af
How do I prevent a cat from biting wires? He has toys.
>>31513491Ha! I knew I would tower over you.I'm wearing indoor fluffy slippers with bunny ears now, but I'll consider wearing tall heels once I leave the house again.>>31513488Yes, but 12cm is my max to be still comfy.
>>31513494Cord protectors, you can buy them on Amazon and at hardware stores etc.Our kot also used to do this when she was an itty bitty kitty despite buying so many toys for herCats be teethin
>>31513494go American History X on his ass
>>31513358He needed the tools to simultaneously remove and replace wood my cheapskate father had placed before.My fathers craftsmanship, according to my BF is subpar. Untreated wood as support and there is no reason between screws and nails. both can be seen between one piece of wood.My bf isnt a carpenter himself, but he is a "beef fed farmboy" and knows himself around woodworking.>>31513430Happened just once. And that was when my parents were in the same house and we tried to keep quiet about it. I guess it was the thrill of getting caught
>>31513496>I'll consider wearing tall heels once I leave the house againCan I come with you>indoor fluffy slippers with bunny ears nowCUTE OK you are pretty cool>Ha! I knew I would tower over you.You say that like you'd enjoy it
Brits, why do you use a tiny unit to measure height?
>>31511020>What type of bikinis do men like on women?Two piece or one piece, I don't really mind - overall I'm not picky, so pretty much anything that compliments the body of the wearer. Showing a tasteful amount of cleavage is nice, and frills on the bust and hips are very nice.>>31511032As long as I'm attracted to her for other reasons, I don't see why not. Love isn't all about the looks. I'd say that my ex didn't have very attractive looks, or at the very least was "unconventionally attractive".>>31511042Take it as a compliment, and as a show that he wants you, and is really into you.
>>31513497He's like four years old... but thanks.
>>31513501Personally I think it's fucking dumb so I just use metricI mean, "feet"? What do I look like, a deviantART poster?
>>31513499Your bf sounds very capable and helping him out must be nice quality time.>>31513500>Can I come with youYou'll have to hop across the pond for that>You say that like you'd enjoy itMy impression of you so far is that of a cute idiot, those are fun to tower over.
>>31513469>>31513488I'm 183cm tall, (a tiny bit over 6ft) I never wear heels, BF is 194cm so I could, but I already feel like I stick out like a sore thumb
Billions must appreciate the small things in life
>>31513507>over 6ft>never wears heelsWhat a shame... ):>You'll have to hop across the pond for thatTime to kangaroomaxx, boing >a cute idiotI don't know whether to be flattered or insulted
>>31513512It's hard to when there's a chad stealing all the thread foids.
>>31513488No. I'm only like 5'10" but I don't want to draw more attention to myself.
>>31511115I have a female friend who occasionally dresses up in a similar way. I don't think it is a bad look at all.>>31511153M. Tentative yes - bras can be very deceptive.>>31511213Sitting for sure. People aren't meant to stay on their asses for hours on end. It gets even worse when it gets hot.>>31511492>Would you prefer a job that pays decently, enough to live comfortably with a bit extra (maybe 20%), and that you enjoy?100% this - I'm literally trying to find a job that doesn't make my autistic ass burn out in a matter of weeks, even if it isn't full-time.
>>31513512BILLIONS>>31513514Say wut
>>31513513You called yourself an idiot first, my cute kangaroo! >>31513491 >>31513512Congrats on the promotion
Autistics, what kinda jobs do you have?
>>31513515): that's understandable but I hope one day you can maybe find the confidenceTall girls in heels just look so... powerful. Elegant
>>31513530Stupid, sexy [Redacted].
Anons, what should I do if I found a family member’s picture on here? Not sure it is them.
>>31513538Not diagnosed but let's be real, I probably am (I got 40 on the AQ test)Currently I'm just training AI, it's incredibly repetitive and monotonous but I like thatI've done various stuff over the years though, mostly customer service and admin
>>31513546It's the 70s hippie chick, isn't it?
>>31513546Pretend it doesn't exist; don't ask, don't tell
>>31511631Does diagnosed autism count? If so, M29 and studying IT in uni on neetbucks, married to a (likely) autistic woman. There are things that could be better, but life's good overall.>>31511676Just take the dwarfpill.>>31511726Autism/ADD without professional/medical support and the everyday struggles rising from it on top of past trauma. Also somewhat dysfunctional sexual life.
>>315135396ft girl here.I got relentlessly bullied in school for my height, they called me "Too-tall-<insertname>" And it rhymed. and becaause there was another girl by the same name in my classes, even teachers called me that.My BF is restoring my confidence in myself little by little. But quite much all my life I have tried to appear as small as possible
>>31513537>You called yourself an idiot firstOh yeah oops I forgot Hop in my kangaro pouch lel let's go adventuring>>31513546If you're worried about the archived report it to the 4plebs admins I guess>>31513540Stupid Sexy Redacted! should be my stripper name
>>31513538F I'm a cashier. It's not as scary as I thought it was going to be.
>>31513538I'm an assistant
>>31513538I was autistic until I bartended. Hard to be after you get sprayed with mace, threatened by bikers, kissed by drunk girls, and given lap dances for nothing.
>>31513554Where did you meet your wife?>>31513555I'm really sorry anon ): bullies can be vicious and that's shitty of the teachers. I'm glad you have a supportive bf, I hope you can rebuild your confidence gradually. I've always thought tall girls were beautiful>>31513558Assistant of whom :o
>>31513562A CEO
>>31513561What dafuq bar did you work at buddy
>>31513565Damn gurl :O
>>31513566A real shithole one that also had another bar and a hotel in the same lot.
>>31513555Marielle?
>>31513571Do you think it was the violent bikers or the lapdancers who cured your autism?>>31513470Gratz bro The promoooooooooter
>>31513546Spend less time on 4chan so you won't see it. :^)
>>31513573Noooo idiot cute kangaroo you cannot first charm all us atoga ladies and the declare your love to only one of us. You're breaking our hearts here.
I wish MBTI names were mandatory so I could filter all the INF_'s
>>31513581Why do you hate us?
>>31513562>Where did you meet your wife?We're highschool sweethearts. She was one of the wierd girls at school and one day just kind of adopted me into her friend group. Though we had met a couple times in the few years before - she took interest me (just as a person/potential friend) because I was the only boy at school growing a long hair, and I was very into art.>>31513538None. Tried being a dental assistant and a cook, got burnt out in a matter of weeks. Now studying IT/game development in hopes of finding even a part time job that I can handle.>>31513507>>31513555Tall girls are gorgeous. I am a bit jealous of men who have tall queens (my average height wife knows and agrees with me).
>>31513581That's just not very nice.
>>31513581ISTJ moment
>>31513577Honestly it was the red head bartender who I thought was way out of my league trying to flirt with me so much that she just eventually said she loved me lol. That or being maced.
>>31513585>dental assistant and a cookTbf these are pretty bloody stressful jobs>>31513580Hey now you charmed me giraffe girl, it's a two-way street
>>31513585Dude, honestly, seriously, super important... do NOT get into game dev if a kitchen stresses you out.
>>31513597He can just get another programming job, WFH coding is way more chill than working in a kitchen (as someone who's done both)But yeah game industry is wack
>>31513592Honestly those both sound like once-in-a-lifetime experiences kek
>>31513596>Tbf these are pretty bloody stressful jobsYeah, and I hate it because I actually had an interest in the subjects. At least I can still keep cooking at home.>>31513597I am aware of the risks, but I also know for a fact that where I live, there are businesses that exclusively hire neurodivergent people to work in various IT related jobs, so that's pretty much my best bet at the moment. Also there is a rising need for in-house QA people from what I understand, and I'm pretty good at that kind of stuff.
>>31513607No, not really. If you chase trouble you'll find it. I'll never be short on girls if I actually go outside. And if I want to get maced again I can just find some dickhead and goad him.
It would be hilarious if everyone adopted tripcodes, negating that whole anonymous thing.
>>31513614haha yeah, you first though...
>>31513614Hey I tried to suggest this and got flamed. Go to redtoga if you want that.
>>31512096Shallow men do. As long as she's happy and healthy, I wouldn't mind, nor if she was willing to work towards healthier self for the sake of both of us.>>31512172It might take a bit of practice and getting used to it, but I would do it for her. Because of course I would want my gf to be happy.>>31512204Pretty much what I have with my wife at the moment, but with a more fulfilling sexual life - its complicated and then some. Discounting any material wealth we have dreams of.
>>31513578Aye aye captain rainbow.
>>31513619Good luck, you can do it. You have the willpower and you know how to use it. I believe in you.
>>31513573>JH still hasn't replied to my marriage proposalIt's overTime to rope
My head aches atoga, women why have you vexed me.
Brits, what's your favorite kind of tea?
Sorry I meant hexed
>>31513620>>31513626Tfw when I'm only GG and not EE or JH. But don't rope anon. You seem cool and nice.
>>31513629You will NEVER be Qt.
>>31513634Either would work to be fair.
>>31513632Marks & Spencer's Berry Infusion All the sensible tea drinking grannies are asleep right now though
How to view a private instagram.account ? Im not creepy or anything. Just a little curious.
>>31513629NAG but here's a paracetamol and a headpatuWhy doth the femanerds vex us so atop their tower of mischief >>31513637Alright chillax pal
>>31512515M. I *used* to read a lot, but haven't picked up a novel in years. I have some books on my to-read list though.>>31512554I am not the breadwinner in my household for the time being, and likely not for several years due to studying, making me basically a house husband. My wife is actually very happy, having to do less chores. AMA.>>31512779>have no job and no car>also have a wifeYou can do it Anon.
>>31513639Hey I am awake, and while not a granny I'm a sensible teadrinker. Just not British. Anyway I've finally made that tea I talked about making more than an hour ago. I'm sipping Dong Ding Ooling GABA now. It's comfy.
>>31513639*Googles*Why are you up so late?!
>>31513636>when I'm only GGGood game palGG for giraffe girl? I love itI wonder if there are any giraffe karaoke songs...>>31513646>Dong Ding Ooling GABAThis sounds like a meme is it actually a real drink
>>31513649I swear on my long giraffe legs it's a real tea. I'm actually automatically into tea. There is just so much to learn about it.
>>31513648>Why are you up so late?!I could ask you the same thingI've slept like 8 hours this entire week because bipolar moment I guess
>>31513653Autistically* not automatically
>>31513646You call that Funny Name Oolong? I'll show you Funny Name Ooling.>Legend has it the tea grower who developed this dancong cultivar loved his creation so much that he dressed up his treasure with a stinking misnomer to throw off potential copycats. Take a sip and you'll know the name is a real load of... well, you know...
uhh bros? what the hell...
>>31513655Hey I’m watching hello kitty rn with my friends She is Alice in wonderland
am I an engima? wtf
>>31513653I wonder if giraffes can drink tea, maybe that's why their tongues are purple...Hm I guess I never really stopped to appreciate how deep the lore of tea goes> my long giraffe legs Ok are you just purposefully trying to turn me on now or what
>>31513617Trips or even just names are better than ID's because you can voluntarily take them off
>>31513662Dude... What ARE you?
>>31512804M. Find the next thing I want to strive towards the pinnacle of. Gotta keep on moving.>>31513121No. Whenever I work out (don't have a routine), all natural. Skimmed milk is all the post-workout protein you need.>>31513142A husband, and a fairly handsome man who's slowly recovering from horrible self-esteem, who also ought to lose some weight.
>>31513662I usually score right in the middle too
>>31513670do you sometimes call yourself ENFJ?
>>31513657Duck Shit is actually pretty good, and definitely a meme name as well.>>31513663I mean your Br*tish it would be following your kin to interest yourself into tea. I recently watched the Taiwanese drama Gold Leaf (2021). That was a nice look into tea production. Would recommend.>Or whatI wasn't trying. I wanted to make it clear that I, GG, am also the teaposter. But I don't exactly mind these results.
>>31513661Yessss based Hello Kitty enjoyer <3You mean the Alice in Wonderland episode of Hello Kitty and Friends? Comfy :3I recommend watching Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater though if you're watching with friends, it's much funnier/goofier
>>31513538Mattress sales. I talk to like two people a day and spend the rest of it reading in quiet. I have more free time than most millionaires. Pay is, I dunno, about 50 to 100k depending on the year.
>>31513675Translator's Note: Organized Crime Money Launderer
To both gendersIf you accidentally activate a helpful glitch, is it okay to keep on going? Or is the honorable thing to do to quit the game and go at it a second time?Once upon a time, while playing through the Cave to Baramos, I accidentally activated some kind of overflow glitch where I went from low MP to full MP. It happened by complete accident, and I still have no idea how I did it.Instead of resetting the console, I continued onwards, taking advantage of this stroke of good fortune. I'd have been completely fucked otherwise because I was almost out of MP and still had Baramos' Castle to go through. I told myself that since it was done completely by accident, it wasn't cheating.... but maybe that was just a comforting lie.
What is hot girl summer?
>>31513662It just means you're unironically normie. Most people are ambiverts>>31513666>Who ARE you...?>>31513673>Br*tishOi>Gold Leaf (2021)Hmm looks very educational...>I, GG, am also the teaposter.A woman of many talents...>don't exactly mind these results.I'll keep thinking about your long legs then :p
>>31513673>Duck Shit is actually pretty goodI've never tried it, my tea autism is not advanced enough to go for premium loose leafs. I stick to cheap teabags, including for my oolongs.
>>31513678>is it okay to keep on goingImo yes, fuck the devs brah they should've playtested better
>>31513678It's just a video game, anon...
>>31513672Do you mean the namefag? Oh God no
>>31513687no I meant that as sometimes you're feeling ENFJ vs INFJ
>>31513268I feel so sorry for you, but that is also hilarious. I hope your man doesn't tease you too much over it.>t. tall manon who let out a high-pitched girly moan when my wife was making out with me and hit a sensitive spot on my neckWe laughed so hard, but eventually went back to making out. I had no idea I could let out such a sound, and can't replicate it.>>31513307It past 4am, my wife is fast asleep after her evening shift. Didn't see much of her, as is normal during the weekdays. I'm here basically to substitute my lack of socializing.
>>31513664I think you 're missing the point. As I had an anon tell me, this isn't a serious place, it's a place for people to blow off steam. Removing anonymity would change it for the worse.
>>31513689Introverts don't randomly decide to sometimes be extroverted.
>>31513689Oh yea, I'm definitely more extroverted in the summer hence all my attention whoring itt. Also a lot more extroverted when I look good and when I drink
Another shower where I write a banger character, with no story to put it in. Really wish I could just transcribe my imagery onto paper in a 1:1 move, but alas, I am bound by the medium of stupid words.
>>31513692>Removing anonymity would change it for the worse.Like forcing people to remove anonymity sure but not if it's an option
>>31513693retard she literally said she was in the middle of intro/extra
>>31513648I'm just in da mix while housemates sleeping (headphones ofc) https://voca.ro/159ZqJcVWLiC Anons, what are you listening to rn?
>>31513692Why is there even that option then?
>>31513701The option itself would change it, but I guess so. Why would you want that, anyway?
>>31513700Word by word I'm sure you can flesh it out nicely and vividly anon. Maybe post a snippet here for us at some point :o
>>31513708Attention whoring. Inflated sense of self importance.
>>31513698How big are your tits? All INFJ girls have mommy milkers. E-cups at smallest
>>31513708I don't but I think it would be fun if everyone had a name for one thread or something, like that night we decided not to do any (you)ing
>>31513707Yeah idk, even when I came to 4chan it was old.>>31513711I've posted some work before and it went alright but I use old notebooks with pen and paper and it's annoying af to transcribe plus then people would definitely know who I am.
>>31513715Ah that's fair bro. Keep it on paper keep it real
>>31513713Hey, that's not true... is it?
>>31513713They're huuuuge they are just so large it's almost unfathomable. I have hired servants to help me carry them around all day. How big are yours? I'm getting C-cup vibes from you
>>31513712Exactly, they're chasing a social substitute not knowing that anonymity is the thing that allows them to act the way they want to now.
>>31513722>I have hired servants to help me carry them aroundHired? I'll do it for free
(F) What does it mean if you feel zero attachment after sex and or kissing?
>>31513626Just saw. No baby no ring. You know the rules.
>>31513719Yeah desu I've already been labelled but I like to be nebulous, more fun that way.
>>31513488no, but i dont like dressing up or being looked at right now. i am very unhappy and insecure. i think i would like to someday.
>>31513538shitty roadside shop
>>31513729Sociopathy?Jk idk some people can separate that stuff from feelings I guess>>31513732>nebulousWonderous >:o>>31513731>No baby no ringDo you want a bastard child tho
>>31513732Is it something that would be terribly embarrassing if found by the wrong person?
>talking to girl for a few months>realize I like her and think about her often for no reasonWhat kind of mental illness is this? She has positive qualities but there's no reason for me to feel anything for her.
>>31513736): take care of yourself anon. Is there anything in particular making you unhappy atm
Who tryna go Band 4 Band?
>>31513736Do you have any heels and fancy/flashy clothes you could wear by yourself when you're alone at home, to ease yourself into getting comfortable with them and get practice for your future when you'll be more confident?
>>31513739Not really. Some people have put together the dots. I actually found it very flattering. I've had like, 3 or 4 different labels on who I am already. It's not like I'm some oldfag or anything either, just some anon. I guess the most embarrassing thing was my tantrums but I got sorted out on that.
>>31513738I don't mind being pregnant during a wedding. Gives me an excuse to not lose ten pounds.
>>31513743why are you namefagging? i already put you in my filter list. why did you start doing this? i don't like or trust namefags. especially not MBTI ones.
>>31513748So Tantrum Anon when the next chapter dropping?
>>31513751Okay I feel like this was unnecessarily meanHow tall are u tho babe?
>In a world full of Carries, be a Natasha.What did she mean by this?
>>31513751Based and filterpilled. Were you filtering him by his filenames?
>>31513760>be honest and ask a question>it's mean
>>31513761Have you seen Sex and the City bro?Tl;dr Carrie is a real bitch to Natasha
>>31513754Never. That one anon who cyberstalked me to prove a point actually really helped my mental health, unironically. It was weird how it just helped my brain align and understand. Also now I'm in therapy so I'm hoping to be more controlled and find healthier outlets. I still do cause a ruckus though lol.
>>31513747i dont have any flashy clothes, no. i have two pairs of heels and i have never worn either of them outside.
>>31513761Sex in the City reference.
>>31513764OK that's fair lolI started doing it as a meme when someone earlier said we should all use our MBTIs as usernames. I forgot to take it off in this thread so just rolled with it
>>31513769What's the point to be honest? Solely for sexy time?
>>31513763i filtered him by name but i hadn't F5'd yet. >>31513772don't do that again.
>>31513768Oh I was talking about your book but thanks for the update too>>31513769What are the heels like?>>31513750>don't mind being pregnant during a weddingWe gotta get a special preggo wedding dress then>Gives me an excuse to not lose ten poundsAs long as I can keep drinking beer til then we got a deal
>>31513769>i have never worn either of them outside.Maybe I'm crazy, but good. Outside shoes shouldn't get worn in the house. How do you feel while wearing them?
>>31513773i bought the first pair because i told myself i should own at least one pair and i bought the second pair because the first pair were dumb looking and i needed to be realistic about what id ever wear if i ever did. so i got sandal heels. i still never wore them.
>>31513775>Oh I was talking about your book but thanks for the update tooI'm retarded. I just finished the 2nd novel. Probably gonna do some noir shit next.
>>31513775You're lucky I'm too poor to call your bluff.
>>31513774>don't do that again.yes mommy (I'm imagining you in your sandal heels towering over me saying this btw)
>>31513778Practical.
>>31513775one was a glossy black stiletto because i was seventeen at goodwill. the other pair is a sandal wedge heel.>>31513776i only wore them in the fitting rooms
>>31513786>glossy black stilettoNice one, I love those>>31513783Bluff? Nah we'll get something dope. You had any designs in mind?
>>31513786You should try walking in them at home as practice for your future self. Not just to get in the mindset of wearing them, but also to get practice for the physical act of walking without stumbling.
>>31513789Don't do it in the stilettos though.
>>31510724What is better to women? A normal sized penis with an upward curve or a larger penis with no curve?
>>31513791What are stilettos good for then if you can't wear them? Should they be attached to chains and swung around like deadly weapons?
>>31513794Fuck "normal" and "large". Give me actual numbers if you want an answer. All I can say is that an upwards curve is a positive if you ask me.
>>315137995.5-6” upward or like a 7-7.5” normal?
>>31513795No one seriously wears stilettos. They're for sex.
>>31513789i can walk in heels fine. i learned when i was younger.>>31513794i have no fucking clue and have never actively pondered dick curvature in my entire life. you're overthinking everything.
>>31513788I meant the bluff about having a kid.
>>31513800The former by a mile. Better curve and actually fits comfortably during sex.
WomenIf you could look enough like a person or character to perfectly cosplay them, who would you choose and why?
>>31513802And you don't wear them? Wait, what? That's like getting your ears pierced and not wearing earrings.
>>31513806Idk, anyone tall with huge tits. Give me a day and I could decide on a specific character.
>>31513806I'm Asian, that already gives me a bunch of leeway.
>>31513803Oh rightOur kid would look pretty cute though you gotta agreeAlso I'm sure you'd be a great mom I got no worries about that <3
>>31513810NTA but I vote for Seras Victoria.
>>31513810The chick from Resident Evil.
>>31513807i already told you. i don't like the attention.
>>31513801At last I truly see: Stilettos are meant to hold a sandwich together.>if the woman is a subShe should prepare the sandwich and serve it to her man on her knees.>if the woman is a dom/switchThe man should eat the sandwich impaled by her stilettos while she's wearing them.
>>31513729You're a man
>>31513806i would just choose someone who looks pretty in a very normal and approachable sort of way. i don't know enough games or whatever to pick one. not ones with realistic looking characters.
>>31513806Marilyn Monroe
>>31513802Hopefully it's not a skill that fades. You might or might not find it amusing if, when you're finally confident enough to wear heels in public, you can't help but stumble around in them.
>>31513813What's your game? Torturing me mentally?>>31513814>>31513815I forgot to mention that I'd prefer to stay the same skin color and keep my curly hair.
Men, Mars needs women. This means a lot of Earth women will migrate to Mars to be impregnated by the Martians and bear their children.Meanwhile, you will remain on Earth with almost only your fellow men.You do realize this means you must of necessity become homosexual and engage in sodomistic behaviors with your fellow men, correct? You must bugger each other's bums. How does this make you feel?
>>31513832Stop with the cuckold fantasies, please.
Why do men engage in these kinds of behaviors? They telling on theyselfs.
>>31513838Poor incel programmer got roasted
>>31513836My only phantasy is that I will publicly sodomize you in front of your girlfriend while she screams and cries. The entire ordeal will be broadcast on TV screens around the world. It will be watched by shocked crowds in Times square and shown on CNN.
>>31510724I keep thinking about calling my ex and telling her to get back but I really need to finally accept that I can't and shouldn't go back with my ex.it was fun living with her (but not because of the sex), but my autistic ass messed it up months before the breakup. she was kind of boring in the bed though. though she did try getting me to do things and I was kinda dumb... maybe we just weren't compatible from the start but decided to ignore the obvious signs.the thing is, going back will probably be as shitty as were our last months.been trying to convince myself of this but shit is hard... every fucking night I get anxious as hell, almost irrationally. I've been sleeping like 6 hours max every day when I used to sleep a lot more. idk what the fuck is wrong with me...
>>31513810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84nl25p0los
>>31513824i mean. i can manual for like fifteen seconds. i don't think re-acquainting myself with heels will be too hard.
>>31513830Wait jf you have curly hair too dpes that mean our kid would have curly hair>Torturing me mentally?You're the one torturing me being so far away D:
>>31513830Lady Demitrescu is pasty white, would require makeup to do properly to be fair. What's your ethnicity/hair color?
>>315138057” doesn’t fit comfortably?
NEW THREAD>>31513849
I hate black girls.
>>31513846>Wait jf you have curly hair too does that mean our kid would have curly hairThat's how eugenics works. Before you breed, however, it is suggested that you take stock of your partner's skull shape. A good phrenological study can determine whether you mate with a worthy breeding partner, or if you will give birth to a child with the jawline, cheekbones, or forehead of a criminal or a mental defective.
>>31513799How bout 6.5 inch but it curves to left, slightly
>>31513844Not opening the link but yes to the pic alone.
womenShould I train so I can have sex this way?reddit.com/r/BabeBreaker/comments/11z9o3v/kitt_lacey_hoby_buchanan/
>>31513845I believe you. I'm completely ignorant on the issue, you know more about your situation than I do. I just think baby steps (wearing them all alone at home) are a stepping stone on the path to someday feeling more confident and letting people look at you.
>>31513845You skateboard too?!
>>31513860>Not opening the link but yes to the pic alone.It's a song, not a porn or whatever you're expecting.
>>31513848Mixed latina/black/white.>>31513846Are you just drunk and horny or did something happen that I missed ITT?>>31513850Not during the sort of rough sex I'd like. At least in theory. I've never actually been with a guy that big, only toys.
>>31513860I think it's from Cowboy Bebop
I have been wondering, what is a 6? Everyone must have different perceptions of whats attractive. So guys could you please describe or upload pictures of a person who is 6
>>31513861You should train just to be more attractive to women in general, then they will give you sex like that
>>31513865i appreciate the concern but my problems run far too deep for playing dress up in my room to help me out.
>>31513867i used to, i got hurt pretty bad and quit. i still roll around but i don't do tricks anymore.
>>31513879Body
>>31513859If I'm going to be super nitpicky, it's a bit on the long side and lateral curves aren't ideal. But obvs actual dicks can't be judged based solely on some numbers and vague angle descriptions. I'm sure it's nice.
>>31513893>Tfw dick too long to be enjoyableIts over for meIm also uncut
>>31513872I won't fall for tricks ever again after the last time I got tricked into seeing one of those dildos with the tubes for lube used.>>31513878Finally an anime I've heard.
>>31513880i have a gf and gont have sex like that
>>31513861thnaks for the fapping materialholy fuck. literally...
>>31513896You're dick's smaller than my toesI'd rather ride Squidward's nose
>>31513810Marriage with small tit dwarf>>31513812Marriage with Asian>>31513822Marriage with approachable woman>>31513823Marriage with wannabe bombshell blondeWomen, marry me polygamously
>>31513896Believe me, especially right now, I'm sure I'd find it enjoyable. But if we're being extremely idealistic to the point of objectifying cock to the finest degree, those were my preferences.
>>31513842Still as edgy as ever.
>>31513892Fucked a girl with this body type. Shit was not cash. Whats the male equivelant of this btw? I wonder what score I am
>get to know a girl due to common friends>Shes very chubby, but a fun girl, i think she has a lowkey crush on me>She got very physical with me on multiple occassions, hugging, planting her face in my chest (i lift a lot) etc>Recently she lost a lot of weight and looks way better now!>She asked me if i can coach her at gym so she can firm everything up after her huge weightloss>Were gonna go to gym on friday>Today we sat on voice chat with a +1 guy>She was heavily flirting with him and joking about wanting to marry???I dont care that much because im not that interested in her, but if shes trying to get me jealous or something, it only turns me offWhats up with that.
>>31513877>Are you just drunk and hornyI'm always drunk and horny bb
>>31513838>>31513839The idea with the app was to easily know about what a woman will look like without makeup before getting involved with her at allOr to see an illusion of what their celebrity "crush" (erotic obsession) looks like. Still dumb because it's for men who one cannot visualize things well in their mind's eye and two why would you date or idolize someone you can tell is wearing makeup, but this just isn't a good comeback in general
>>31513898Who will you trust if not me, your good friend Anon from 4chan?All I linked was a song.https://open.spotify.com/track/7q8szDh92S1jT3tboogzkt
I think im line an 8 or a 9 honestly, why cant i fuck any bitches tho? I might be one of those guys who think theyre better looking then they actually are, how do I verify my score?
>>31513910Oh im sure youd love to examine things up close yourselfWhats the process like?
>>31513922But not for me.
>>31513830Garnet from Dragonaut.
>>31513925Just post it on /soc/.
>>31513925If you dont have girls staring at you wherever you go and some hitting on you out of the blue, and girls chatting beteeen eachother giggling and looking at you, you arent 8 or 9I know this because im ugly but just tall and it happens to me
>>31513930Say what? I've always dug you lol
>>31513934I can't tell when women are hitting on me because I'm mentally autistic in the brain. Very retarded I am.
>>31513924For once it's not a link to awful porn. Sorry I doubted you.>>31513926It'd involve gloves and a clipboard. I hope you don't have a latex allergy.>>31513932Post pic.
>>31513937Okay, what do you like about me then? Make your sarcastic answer and give up.
>>31512183I just got bitten by kotTime to go play with them
>>31513939No latex allergy fortunately.Clipboard for taking notes i hope?Or to pencil the outline for future referencing
>>31513946>Make your sarcastic answer and give up.You're making it sound like you want me to give up lolYou're smart and funny and caring and got a phatt ass
>>31512183
>>31513953Both, hopefully. It'd actually be a fun roleplay to be doctor inspecting and taking notes on a dick that autistically.
>>31513939If you're really ready to trust an Internet Stranger, I'll prepare for you a free copy of the 1 (one) episode she appeared in.
>>31513939Bottoms are a little risque but you could fudge it.
>>31512284>i dont get why this is treated like a "gotcha.">we treat dogs with shameless unconditional love. no shit i want thatbecause you are a human being and you are fucking stupid and take the most retarded decisions and blame men for that. meanwhile, dogs can't blame their owners.
>>31513961Yeah, could beWe could take turns too, or you could go indepth on dimensions of everythingFlexibility at erectSize and weight of ballsSmell inspection?
>>31513958Good enough, I can use this. Thanks for the free schlickfuel, nerd.
>>31513962Don't do it, anon, Cowboy Bebop episode 17 has to be on YouTube.
>>31513970Damn, Anon, you really told that post from 6 hours ago.
>>31513970
>>31513962>watermelonsJapan is pretty fucked. I like her, though.>>31513966I would hate to have natural hair like that. It'd be so distracting and unmanageable. That and her outfit is questionable.
>>31513934Idk what it means exactly, but when i go places i just feel like im being stared at. Walking past people i gotta look away n shit cuz they be staring right in my face. Its a little akward
>>31513972Smell inspections really are a thing in science, by the way. Noting scents is part of the evaluation of chemicals, for example.
>>31513966Wtf are those pants? I mean, the rest of the outfit isn't bad but the pants make it look like a hentai.
>>31513992So you would plant your nose in and write down "smell very musky, patient just came back from gym and didnt take a shower yet, reprimand later"
>>31513933Nah im good bro, haha why youre suggesting that weird gay board to me man? Fuck you.
>>31513980Generic blaxsploitation chick it is, then. :) No, seriously, that's her character.
>>31513974>Thanks for the free schlickfuelSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
