Last Episode >>31510724
first for hope and love and everyone itt making it
need mini MILF gf...
Why does my penis chronically itch? Is it a gastrointestinal problem caused by my bad diet?
>>31513864How mini?
>/atoga/ girls be like
>>31513849What percentage of getting a woman infatuated with you is physical vs personal?
>>31513864Wish granted, you get a little Tinker Bell pixie chick with big tits. Monkey's Paw: you crush her under the weight of your cock and she dies.
>>31513871oh my god
Fs who are late 20sunder what circumstances would you date someone 10 years younger, if any
For women, what is your ideal fashion on a guy?
Who circumcised me in my sleep? I went to bed, and when I woke up my foreskin was suddenly missing. I live alone, so someone must have broke in and did it. I really feel like it was someone from one of these /atoga/ threads who circumcised me.
Women, how do you feel about a butt window?
>>31513886Makes anal sex more interesting. The groom in that picture can likely anally ream her while she is still in her gown.
>>31513870I was gonna say pocket gf but then I read >>31513874 :(
>>31513871how did they know.
>>31513894They've been watching you take pisses in the bathroom with peep holes and hidden cameras.
>>31513849Women, describe a 5/10 manMen, describe a 5/10 woman
>>31513899fat but with a decent face
>>31513849>>31513843
>>31513903>fat but with a decent faceAre you describing yourself? You have the physique of E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial.
Why should we Believe All Women? Any man who's ever talked to a woman knows they're full of shit.
>>31513899f, i have no idea. i have never once given a guy a number rating in my head.
>>31513909I wish I had the physique of E.T.
women Should I train so I can have sex this way? reddit.com/r/BabeBreaker/comments/11z9o3v/kitt_lacey_hoby_buchanan/?
>>31513918why dont you go back and ask them there faggot
>>31513918I used to masturbate to this a lot before I quit porn. The girl always seemed to enjoy it.
>ask fashion question three times>get one answer saying she doesn't care as long as he likesdamn 4chan women really dont care about mens fashion but I feel like people do care irl
Women think I'm a bit mental. Women think I smell.However I take the mental health pills my therapist gave me and I use heavy deodorizer and cologne every day. What am I doing wrong? Am I a genetic deficient and women want to eliminate my bad genes from the gene pool?
>>31513943i sort of do care but i don't know how to talk about it. i don't know what aesthetics are called and there's too much things i do like. really just *have* a fashion sense and i'm probably going to like it. which is hypocritical because i don't.
Imagine creating an artificial human like Pinocchio or Frankenstein's Monster who wants to become a real boy.But then when your artificial child becomes a real boy, he turns into an incel. Wouldn't that be disturbing?
>>31513952>Women think I'm a bit mental. Women think I smellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioMJxprQjqo
my assholeit hurtsI've just shitted out my entire intestine contentjust for making my belly wet with some cold water to cool down and for sleeping on my backI forgot that this could happencold stomach + air from sleeping on my back and somehow everything goes wrongI've basically had three separate shits all at oncethe first was solid but the rest was watery and lots of gasand I can feel it's not done yet, but we're getting theremy stomach is almost not upset anymoresend thoughts and prayers
>its cold>put on super long socks>feel sluttyi regret browsing r9k.
>>31513959Truly, a chilling macabre visage of humanity: the incel. They fail at the most primary biological urge. How can we even call them human?
>>31513849Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>31513967Good luck IBSAnon.
Women, how would you feel if your bf thought your mother was hot?He didn't tell you, you can just tell
>>31513886>wear your bridal gown signalling you're now intimately connected to your husband, your true love>it has an opening to your ass so your dad, his dad, and all the other family members can watch your ass get marriedthe only use to this is so the husband can turn around to his friend and cousins and go "yeah see that cute ass, imma tap that later"but who would do that...
>>31513965>Many women find me repugnantEveryone finds him repugnant. Look at that hideous fucking face.
>>31513968Me too, it’s how I almost got swatted.
>>31513982It's a way of taunting all her uncles, nephews, and cousins who wanted to fuck her over the years but were too afraid to approach her about broaching society's incest taboo.
>>31513975It's the hot weather's faultmy stomach gets too cold by itself but everything else is sweatingliterally does not make sensethanks for your love man <3 I will emerge victorious and have a well deserved sleep
>>31513990How would your IBS respond if I sodomized you up the ass? Would it cause all your fudge to pack back into your intestines and get backed up?
>>31513990Yes you will. Glad that your stomach isn’t hurting anymore too. I’ll send a little prayer.
>>31513957That makes sense. Thanks.It's just funny because I feel like wearing certain clothes definitely affects the way women look and talk to me.
>>31513996It's probably an early stage of stomach cancer that doctors haven't detected yet
>>31513983>Look at that hideous fucking face.Brutalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un8-UJyU1xU
State genderAny tips to stop chain smoking? I’m smoking 12 cigarettes a day. I’m 2 months clean off of drugs so I shouldn’t be smoking so much but I still am.
>>31513973I'm a lonely innocent female UwU pl-please be careful with me. I'm still a virgin but w-would like to have sex with an overweight older man who has no career or education and lives with his mother that I've met online. Are you that guy? I'd sacrifice my virginity for you, if only you gave me your full name, address and social security number and access to your bank account, so uh I can be sure you don't have a job! Okay?
>>31513997not to like overwhelm you but literally every single thing that has ever existed effects every single other thing that has ever existed. if you can notice it, it's a factor.
>>31513849Is it possible to carry 200lbs as a 5’7 man well? I have very thick bones, decent muscle mass, and a very large frame for my height but I’m also fat. I’d describe myself more as buff than fat but I’d probably say I’m still fat and would look better with less weight
>>31514001I sure hope not. Maybe it’s dietary. I’ve heard stuff like gluten and grains can really fuck a stomach up.
>>31514006I also smoke like a pack a day but I've been smoking less since getting deeper into work and hobbies againSo uhhh just try distract yourself with other stuff
>>31514001>>31513995not sure who you are but you sound like a dick. Please be nice.>>31513996<3 I'm almost falling asleep right now because all the shitting tired me out lmao
>>31514020Hahaha, remember to drink some water before you sleep. Your body needs to rehydrate. Water then sleepy
Since you are asking, it means you currently can't. But if you train for it sure.
>>31514017I think the issue is that a lot of my triggers are super common shit. Like after every meal, every time I get in my car, etc. I’d have to do completely new stuff otherwise or just cold turkey it.
>>31513976I would be confused as to how he knows what she looks like, since she abandoned me when I was a child and she hasn't been in the country in decades.
>>31514009>overweight older man who has no career or education and lives with his motherDefinitely sounds like me.
While sorting my pics I came across one that really turned me on, but now there is a new thread and it's too early to hornypost
>>31514013That's not true none of what you said is true.I can do almost anything I want in my house and it has no effect on the animal living in africa right now.also >if you can notice it, its a factorthere are lots of things important to guys that girls dont care about
>>31514015nah it's 100% a cold stomach and sleeping on my back. I've had this before. With a cold stomach my intestines stop working or something or tighten up, I'm not entirely sure. Sleeping on my back sometimes gets air in my stomach. So the air gathers in my stomach, can't be released through the intestines as much so it builds in the intestines and the stomach until I wake up with a stomach ache and need to shit out everything until the gas is all cleared. Also had to burp a lot. Then over time during the shit the stomach warms up, gets active again, and everything kind of restores as the gas clears out and my stomach warms.I'm not sure this was worth explaining desu
Men, how does it feel knowing that I can easily ask a stupid sex question then take advantage of you by saving your answers to get off to later?
Is being attached to someone and caring about them and wanting to talk to them a diagnosable mental illness? How do I get help?
>>31514035That makes a lot of sense. You think a heating pad would help, or is it purely because of your sleeping position? I always enjoy having things explained, don’t worry. Changing baby diapers made me immune lol.
>>31514031OwOanon-san? Is it really you? Please send me your name, social security number, and bank account details. Quickly so we can be together! I'm a virgin for you sweetheart.
>>31513982Bold to the precipice of foolhardy of you to assume even one father is present here kek
Getting penis inspection from a femanon kind of mood
>>31514039You do whatever you want. I already know for a fact that my posts have been saved so, it’s flattering.
>>31514043Nah, I'd rather just go end myself in some woods.
>>31514039What women call getting taken advantage of, men call being appreciated
>>31514039As if im not getting off to your curious silly little head
>>31514039But I respond to sex questions by insulting women.
i want to be in a pretty house with lots of windows and a tropical breeze and a boy who i can say "boy get me this" and he goes and gets me that and then we go on a date and i dress up and he loves me and is proud of me
>>31514048>>31514051>>31514052Be offended, it makes it better.>>31514053The variety in the tones of responses adds to it.
>>31514047Give me back my old phone anon
>>31514061We can't, when it's about sex it's meaningless to us, I won't tell you what actually does offend us when women talk about it.
>>31514047Isn't that the opposite of gay, though?
>>31514057Everything you desire will be as you wish, as long as you're fine with me not looking like Westley.
>>31513918any woman?
>>31514039It scares me ngl
>>31513899If a girl has a nice body, smoother legs, firm thick ass and pretty boobs, BUT she has like a buttchin, or weirdly spaced out teeth, or a large forehead, id say shes a 6. A 5 is that but with slighlty sagging ass and a large boob spacing
>>31514039Won't work on me, I don't even know what sex is.
>>31514042A t-shirt and a blanket will help keep my stomach warm and that should basically be enough honestlyIt's always a combination of warm stomach and bad sleeping position. If I sleep on my side it shouldn't happen although rarely it does, sleeping position can be a bitch sometimes. From what I've learned first some gas must be removed so I do the same rubbing you do on baby's bellies to get them to burp. Soft rubs to activate and warm the stomach. Helps a ton also with the shitting.It's a combination of the two definitely but the cold stomach starts it all.
>>31514065It would be if she took all the necessary measurements and it didnt end up with me being balls deep in her>>31514063Dont think soI might replace battery in this one it has been serving me well
>>31514051I saw a YouTube short about wanting a man to marry her because he made her a sandwich because she she was hungryAnd all the comments were this unironic "guuurl I feel this I know I deserve better the bar is on the floor he can't even pay for delivery"As if the huge meme a decade ago want women offended at men obviously jokingly saying "make me a sandwich woman" mocking both rednecks and the women who kept calling them sexistWHY is there zero self awareness for these weird narcissists?
>>31514039You get off of text from anons? Youre the kind of weird i might like
>>31514062kek
>>31514075Bar is on the floor because women will lic k that bar clean if its attached to a chad.
>>31513849Women don’t like me. Maybe I should start living for myself
>>31514039>JH getting off to other guys' posts instead of mineThis makes me kind of jealous ngl
>>31514057ss?
Is hiking an attractive hobby to woemn? Are hiking clothes attractive?
>>31514073> From what I've learned first some gas must be removed so I do the same rubbing you do on baby's bellies to get them to burp.Kinda lowkey cute. Sounds hella annoying to deal with. When did your IBS develop?
>>31514088You can't throw a raccoon without hitting a girl who likes hiking bro
>>31514087wat
>>31514086>says the fuckboy who wants to marry all the femanons
>>31514094You say that like there's only one of us.
Question for women.Why is the assumption always "he's being nice to me to get in my pants" as opposed to "he's being nice to me because he wants to be my bf."If I'm interested in a girl, it's not just for sex.
>>31514094WtfThe only other person I've said I wanted to marry is EE blonde but she hasn't posted in like years, I have to move on...
>>31514098I saw her yesterday. :^)
>>31514050you can do better :(get online class and some sort of educationbecome fit and start walking to lots of places, you'll lose weight more by being less sedentary. You'll need to change your previous habits which might be a bit boring at first but you'll soon love walking the more weight you losestart cookingIt's cheaper and healthierno fake and gay ramen but homemade oven baked potato fries and stir fry ricestart looking for a job, your mom will be proud of you and you can stack the money to move outkeep on tryingI care about you anon <3
>>31514039Feel? Nothing, I would say its an odd fetish.
>>31514096True.>>31514098I know your heart still longs for her.
>>31514102Wtf where??I was basically checking the thread all day so you're b8ing
>>31514106>you're b8ingNah.. :^)
>>31514014Carrying weight well doesn’t mean not being fat
I'm M34I just ended a nice 2nd date with three nice kisses after we hugged goodbye and I just directly stated to her I want to kiss which she said absolutley. A quick kiss to me is more appealing I think. It says to me yes I find you attractive but don't want to jump in your pants, we get hot and heavy, then this whole thing fizzles out because the only thing we had in common is the fact we want to fuck. Like the last girl I dated.Does anyone feel similar?
>>31514105>I know your heart still longs for herI think the ship has sailed, I have to move on as she has also...
>>31514103lol, thanks man.
>>31513863wow off to a good startI bet I'll make it harder than you though.>>31513866do you also have bad hygiene>>31513886stupid>>31513959idk usually in my fantasies where I build a sentient mechanical boy he falls in love with me despite my insistence that I not allow him to because I don't want him to be biased towards loving me because im his creator.Then i fuck him
>>31513918Were you trying to make me horny on purpose or
>>31514109MI mean I've never kissed a girl so can't relate
>>31514094Nah that was meAnd I despise namefags and discordfags + they are excluded from my lust + L + ratio + I am fat and balding + I have a fetish for women pissing + I'm voting Trump + the mattress stays on the floor + I'm cracking my knuckles RIGHT NOW + I won't date unvirgins + the term is volcel + ketchup is fine on everything + I'm poor
>>31513899MNot physically attractive, but not ugly either. I'm not grossed out by her appearance, but it doesn't excite me either. I stick with her because she has good hygiene, is funny and/or makes interesting conversation, shares similar life goals to me, and is dependable. I feel like I can trust her because she is open enough about what she is thinking.
>>31514097i have had like an uncountable number of guys try to get in my pants but nobody has ever asked to be my boyfriend? it's the assumption because it's literally objectively way more likely.
Oh my fucking god why did SHE of all people get promoted to work with me??? I can’t even make eye contact with her fuck my kappachungus life please God have mercy.
>>31514111No way. There have to be some constants ITT, and your simping for blonde bimbos with me is part of that. It makes this place home.
>tfw no femanon to force you to wear cat earsWhy even live...
>>31513968>put on super long socks>feel sluttyNTA, but can someone explain the appeal of long socks? Moreover is it just something guys find attractive on girls, or do guys wear them to be attractive too?
>>31514127i can make you wear the cat ears, but you're putting on the lingerie too
Girls describe your boobs to me please. Are they perky and pale, pink nipples? I love it when they take their bra off and theres bra inprints on their skin, and the boobs are warm and a little sticky, i wanna nurture the nipples with my tongue till they get a little hard and she has to pull away
>>31514090Honestly I don't think it's ibsI've had stomach aches since I was in middle school and sometimes stayed home because I felt sick. Kind of seasonal but I think looking back it might have had to do with a cold stomach. The whole baby rub methods is one of my key strategies to ensure my stomach gets happy again. My second method is aggressively keeping it warm. I'm now under a blanket, in a shirt, lying on my side on my belly so it gets maximum heat. I can feel it become happier by the minute.I don't think it's ibs though because I only get this rarely. Like last time was maybe idk three months ago. I've just had it happen often enough over the years that I kind of developed some understanding on why it happens and could formulate a strategy for it. You've got no idea how happily my stomach is right now all warm and cozy.
>>31514082That's the way to do it
>>31514006MPut a straw in your mouth when you want to smoke.The physical sensation might be enough to make your brain think you are smoking.You will have to do it for a while, and it might look goofy, but at least you aren't hurting yourself when you do it.
>>31513976idk guys usually think old pictures of my mom are hot but it doesnt produce any feelings in me
>>31514129Oh no, what a horrible prospect...
>>31514039Joke's on you.I'm turned on by the idea of a girl getting off to something I posted online, even if it's just meaningless text.
>>31514039
>>31513849Is yoga a good place to meet hot flexible milfs?
>>31514131Interesting, the fact it’s so infrequent kind does seem like it might not be IBS. Should I call you coldanon instead? I’m happy to hear your stomach is doing better, personally I’m freaking tf out but that’s besides the point. Good on you for your home brew cure. Enjoy the cozy and give it a rub from me, yeah? Also water.
>>31514040>Is being attached to someone and caring about them and wanting to talk to them a diagnosable mental illness?No, but if you're being led on you need to get out of there asap.>How do I get help?Ask parents/close friends.
Women who does it make you feel thatthat umI forgor
Fs, I am again asking, would you ever in any circumstance date a 18-20yo if you were 28-30?
>>31513883ouji
>>31514057Call me "little boy" and it's a deal.
>>31514144what character is the leftmost mom, shes uh... nice
>>31514152Yes. I would date one now but it's too close to my age rage and thats boring
>>31514128Long socks are just appealing, the whole "absolute territory" thing is sexy. Now on guys idk. Maybe some chicks like socks with garters on men. But they're probably fujoshis
>>31514138icktoo gaylater loser
>>31514152Never
>>31514158>fujoshisWhat?
>>31514006I smoke pack a day, i dont even enjoy it anymore at all, id like to cut down to an amount where id find it enjoyable again when i first started. But my addict brain just makes me chain smoke
>>31514163Google it
Hello atog I hope you're all well today!I just got back from my ultrasound and bub looks so lovely. He's beautiful, its becoming so real. He has hair! And he has his dads full lips. So exciting I can't wait to meet him face to face ahh
>>31514157>10 years too close to age rangele dad-eye issues I believe
>>31514130>Girls describe your boobs to me pleaselook normal but droopy but when i move or do anything at all its worse than a grandma'sI think i have pretty nice nips tho
>>31513849I’m relatively new to drinking. Should I try gin or scotch next? What’s a good one sub $50?
>>31514032Post it
>>3151416810 years is sufficient.I'm in my early-mid 20s so 18 year olds to me are just slightly annoying and immature peers.I do want to fuck my (fictional) father though
Question for either gender, as I want to know what you all think.Am I (M22) abnormal for never just wanting sex from a woman? If I'm attracted to someone, it's only ever because I actually like the idea of living with them, and I think we would make a good team together. While I do still prefer to find them physically attractive, that only comes after I've filtered out who would be a good match. Actual physical intimacy is an afterthought, and not something I'm really thinking at all about while talking to girls.Guys, are ny of you like this?Girls, have you ever met a guy like this?
>>31514178Literally me
>>31514178i saw that on reddit too bro
People who have broken up with someone/s, why did you do it?Bonus points for stats on relationship:>Ages you both were?>How long were you together?>How long has it been since the break up?
>>31514182I didn't, why were you on reddit?
>>31514178W rizz
>>31514171https://files.catbox.moe/cz3zzo.jpgJust sort of leapt out at me while I was through and mostly deleting unremarkable stuff from /aco/
>>31514184you'll understand when you're older
>>31514180You have a low libido. Get it checked out with a doctor. It might be low temporarily due to dietary insufficiency or a hormone imbalance, or it might be low permanently because that's just the way you are. I never got mine checked out and it's not working out well for me.
>>31514183>Ages you both were?Both 20.>How long were you together?7 months.>How long has it been since the break up?2 years.
>>31514183>Why did you do it?We were long-distance for a while and the cracks were finally beginning to show, I didn't think it was fair to either of us to continue trying to make the impossible work.>Ages you both were?22-21>How long were you together?A little less than two years>How long has it been since the break up?A little less than two years
>>31514180You might be gay
>>31514170Skip both and pick up some apple brandy aka applejack
>>31514189You want to abuse the fairy or you want to be the abused fairy?
>>31514183Did it because resentment from the little things started to leak into our interactions, couldn’t make it work. >Age26 me, 24 her>how long together 6 years>how long since 2 months
>>31514169What colour is your favorite bra, is are there any visible veins around the nips? What size are they. Do you like it when someone sucks on them?
>>31514193This was a concern of mine a while back. Turns out my stats are completely normal though.>>31514196I'm not gay. I'm viscerally disgusted by the idea of being physical with a guy.
>>31514202Anon delet this before the jannies b&(Rarity best pony but Applejack is the dopest desu) >>31514126Idk all memes get stale eventually...
>>31514204Is this a question addressed to guys asking what bra color they find most attractive, or is this asking girls what color they like wearing the most?
>>31514204all of my bras are black sports bras and yeah they have veinsi dont know the actual size because they sag so much and i prefer to forget they exist.uhhh sucking is okit feels weird, then it feels good but i rarely make it to the feel good part
>>31514170You are more likely to enjoy gin but if you end up not liking it you will HATE it. That being said I cast my vote for gin.
>>31514130okay. i am choosing to be foolish.mine are weird and sort of like a banana or a boomarang. the tops are completely flat like angle down but my nipples point almost straight up so it looks like a hill and a ramp somebody could ride a bike off of or something. and the bottoms sag i guess, very full on bottom.
Question for either gender.What part of the other gender's body are you obsessed with?Do you think it is a normal thing to fixate on, or do you feel your fixation is abnormal?
>>31514183>why did you do it?I was going through a lot mentally so kind of mentally checked out of life and realised she deserved better>Ages you both were?Like 17 and 16 iirc>How long were you together?A few months, better part of a year>How long has it been since the break up?Almost a decade...
>>31514195All i can say is we had sex over 1900 times. Broke up cuz i couldnt get my shit together. Been long since the break up.
>>31514215>What part of the other gender's body are you obsessed with?Thighs
>>31514213God I wish I were a tiny man riding a tiny bike on your hills?
>>31514199I am wearily resigned to the ever presence of BDSM in erotica and want to watch a woman pee and think magical women and miniature/giant women are a cool thing to imagine. The whole abusing fairies/being killed eaten or doomed by giantesses thing just confuses and annoys me. Real life is already full of people's stupid power struggles under pretenses, why would I want it in my sexual fantasies? But the art is good and the idea of watching a tiny fairy women pee an unrealistic amount relative to her size appeals to me a lot
>>31514215Ass or stomach
>>31514180M. You just might be asexual, or demisexual.>t. Anon living with with asexual wife
>>31514144>Hair braid>MilfJust needed to make her hair red and left would have been perfect
>>31514215M>What part of the other gender's body are you obsessed with?Stomach area.>Do you think it is a normal thing to fixate on, or do you feel your fixation is abnormal?A little abnormal maybe. I don't here people talking about it often, but it's not looked down upon (rightfully so) like feet or armpits.
>>31514215M>What part of the other gender's body are you obsessed with?Armpits, legs>Do you think it is a normal thing to fixate onNo
>>31514215Marmpitabnormal but those who understand understand
>>31514215i love big noses apparently. picrel is the most attractive actor i have ever seen.f
>>31514215stomachstomach stomach i want to lick male tummy yummy yummyarms are pretty nicei like a good male chest with barely visible ribs and a nice collarbone
>>31514144Even better.
>>31514221I thought you were going to do normal hornyposting. What does /d/shit have to do with /atoga/?
>>31514183>why did you do it?It just kinda ended. Ex discovered they're asexual and aromantic, and several years later started transitioning>Ages you both were?16>How long were you together?3 months>How long has it been since the break up?Almost 14 years
>>31514232Thanks for making me feel validated.
>>31514226Incredibly normal area
>>31514231Validating
>>31513976We found out one of our friends has a hot mom and she gets INSANE levels of insecurity if anyone brings it up
>>31514231Nosebros, we're so back!>Ahh, what a big nose you have, Anon.The better to sniff you with, my dear.
Question for women.I am a very hairy man. What should I shave?What should I grow out?
>>31514225You know makimaposter, I actually missed you today. Kind of a crazy turn around.
>>31514242milf genes
>>31514231based
>>31514215The VAGINA>Bro tits or ass?VAGINA>Haha wow so inappropriateBUT IT'S A SEXUAL QUESTION>WOW overcompensate much? I don't care if you think I'm gay I still like VAGINA>Haha but bro once you get laid you'll realize penises are objectively more aesthetic and vaginas are just sort of unfortunate and evolutionarily...I LIKE VAGINAS>wow honestly weird kind of rapist vibes like go outside some besides don't you know about periods and other than in terms of you really think about it it's creepy and like men don't actually want to just stare atI AM ATTRACTED TO VAGINAS
I'm too tired to even hate women today. Fucking exhausted.
>>31514215FI'm not obsessed with anything but I do very much appreciate male hands
>>31514248>that awkward moment when you go out with a girl and then go round hers and turns out her mom is hotter
>>31514250Most men think vaginas are ugly
>>31514236What does cringe normalfag ero have to do with an advice board? Also why is abuse kink normal?
>>31514243i have a smells thing too so i wonder if its related but really i just really love big noses and especially very long faces
>>31514244Darling, you got to let me know,Should I shave, or should I grow?If you say that you are mine,I'll be here till the end of time.So you got to let me know,Should I shave, or should I grow?
>>31514251I'm too tired to hate myself today.Exhaustion and weariness has given rise to a faint spark of hope. I just want to be,
>>31514215M, neck i think. Never thought about it, i just like women oonga boonga put penis inside
Question for either gender.You may go into as much, or as little detail as you like, but what would your ideal wedding be like?More specifically, what about your wedding would make it different from a normal wedding?
>>31514250Why’d you create 5 strawmans? Attention whoring?
>>31514260>getting married in 2024
>>31514260Do you wanna see my private wedding pinterest board (delusional, unrealistic, will never happen, dying alone etc)
>>31514210Sports bras are soooo whack bro. You are not reaching full boob potential. Push up bras are hot
>>31514246>I actually missed you todayI've been switching it up with posting Asa
>>31514253time for an upgrade
>>31514250Women, marry this man! It's your only chance of finding a man who likes what you have.
>>31514254OKAYTHOUGHEVER I WANT TO SEE VAGINANOT PENISI AM MILDLY AVERSE TO SEEING PENIS AND I AM SEVERELY ATTRACTED TO SEEING VAGINAOTHER MEN ARE NOT MY CONCERNVAGINA IS MY CONCERN
>>31514260M>More specifically, what about your wedding would make it different from a normal wedding?My suit has a superhero cape.
>>31514267Something about Makima makes me irrationally angry and I want to beat her face into a wall.
>>31514265Yes please.
>>31514213I have seen these types of boobs on black girls whilst watching porn. I have never been with a black girl
>>31514260i don't know about ideal. i want to wear a wedding dress really bad. i am not super sure past that. i don't want to get married in a church, i have beef with god hypothetically. i think i would like a ship wedding where a captain does our vows, maybe we could have a beach party and stuff. i just want a husband really bad and for it to not be stuffy and stressful and make me feel like i'm on stage.>>31514265too real
>>31514262All five are drawn from conversations I've had repeatedlyThere are too many insecure gays who always want to pipe up or post futa in a thread even if it specifies not to and so on
>>31514242>>31514248>>31514253>>31514268Think about it like this, the more she ages the hotter she'll get, you just gotta wait for her peak
>>31514253chad shit
>>31514260Basically as long as it has all the people I want there, I’m happy. I just want my future wife to be to enjoy it the most. At my core I just want to please her, and I want her to have amazing memories and special times of her life. That’s all I really care about, so, Idc.
>>31514278>a ship weddingThat actually sounds really cool.Early 1900s ocean liner would be best for the vibes.
>>31514273Are you a Power cuck?
>>31514279Yeah to be fair the penis one being more aesthetic is fag cope I’ve heard before too. I also love coochie so I get it.
>>31514278For me, it's a spaceship wedding.
My wedding fantasy is lying in bed holding my wife after the ceremony ended and I was able to go home with her and get away from other people
>>31513849Women,My face has been red my entire life. My blood pressure is only marginally higher than normal but for some reason it’s just been like this my whole life. I’d say it’s on the levers of a very minor sunburn like pic rel only on my cheeks and nose.Is this a bad thing? Is it a turn off?
>>31514284Nah, I just find Makima’s arrogance extremely annoying in a non sexual way.
Horny question incoming.Guys, do you like the way the vagina smells?Girls, do you like the way the penis/balls smell?
>>31514291HOWSHOULDIKNOW
>>31514281Not really lol it just made me feel bad
>>31514291Yes I love pussy smell. Drives me feral. And the taste is amazing too.
>>31514291>Guys, do you like the way the vagina smells?i dunno.
>>31514223>asexual, or demisexual.I'm not opposed to having sex. I just don't get why every other guy makes that his primary goal.
>>31514291M How would I know...
WomenI am fat and have many tits but just accidentally discovered I can move them by flexing my chest muscle like body builders do though I don't work outShould I lose the weight and lift the weights so I can then scare off women by bouncing my new more muscular man tits with extreme vigor?
>>31514260I don't care about the wedding but I want to go on something of an extended honeymoon starting with the beach. Like a nice road trip where we take time away to start our life together.>>31514266Pushup bras are wasted on me.
>>31514280delayed gratification, like edging?
>>31514260Route 66 trip in a classic car, and we arrive at the chapel to end the trip.
>>31514291>Guys, do you like the way the vagina smells?MWe are virgins. Bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum
How do I move on from the past? Every hour of everyday I still morn a two month long relationship that ended 11 years ago, and when I'm not doing that I'm mourning a six month long relationship that ended 14 years ago.Fuck, that felt so grim typing that out, but I can't stop thinking about what should've happened and what I should've done. Literally have no resilience and no flexibility when it comes to living life. I don't want to live and I don't want to date, all I want to do is think about what I should've done and the perfect life I should've lived.
>>31514280I don't want to be old and miserable by the time she's attractive enough for me to want to have animal sex.
>>31514260Male.I don't really think about it much, but I don't want my wedding to be "different". It's not gonna be a destination wedding, it's not gonna be ridiculously expensive, it's not gonna have some stupid pop culture theme or whatever. And it won't be casual either. Call me boring, I don't give a fuck.Of course, realistically I'm going to die alone so none of this matters anyway.
>>31514291>Guys, do you like the way the vagina smells?yeah for the most part, still prefer pits but something about good pussy does make my mouth water
>>31514305Best you can do is make the perfect life now.You don't need a partner to do that.
Who up thinking about Queen Elizabeth?
>>31514309For a second there I thought I was the only sex haver ITT.
>>31514305I'm trying to move on by letting the me from the past breathe.To live how I wanted to live back then in the ways that I didn't, and to not repeat the same mistakes.
>>31514314we are a rare breed here
>>31514307>old and miserableAl Pacino is still busting nuts at 80, you'll be fine
>>31514291I've only smelled two pussies but honestly the smell wasn't all that appealing. It wasn't a turn off, but it didn't do a lot for me.
>>31513838She looks better without makeup
>>31514278What would you like your dress to look like? Do you have inspo pics you can share with us?
decided not to look at his pics and asmr and chill but napped he bothered me in my dream anyway and it wasn't even sexualwasted potential ngl
Comment gender.Comment favorite vehicle.
>>31514265I want a secret garden theme :') I can show more if you pick a section
>>315138995/10 is average. Not ugly nor too attractive. It’s the kind of face you find appeal but it doesn’t make you go crazy. You won’t stop and stare. You’ll look at her and think she’s cute. she has some flaws but they’re not deal breakers. Her other features balance out any flaws.
>>31514325MAlfa Romeo Giulia. Yes, I’m that dickhead.
>>31514322Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>31514325MI know its a retarded opinion but I genuinely think Teslas are neat. Im not a car bro in the slightest.
Do you guys play with your feet together with your gf under the table whilst at social get togethers? And when the room is briefly empty for whatever reason you make out aggressively? Thats the good shit.
>>31514325MLockheed L1011
>>31514297Normalfags think that if you're not immediately gunning for sex like some hedonistic ape, that you must be asexual or gay or whatever nonsense, because they can't comprehend actually having inhibitions and not bring a degenerate coomer. Honestly people disgust me
>>31514327Oops meant to reply to >>31514274
>>31514321sorry, i'd rather not look for an example. i had the perfect dress once, because i was stupid and thought i would be married soon. i took too long. i grew out of it. then some other night i got drunk and destroyed it and passed out crying into it. kind of a touchy subject.
>>31514325FHonda super cub
>>31514331Tesla’s are fun. Got to drive one, the experience is novel purely because there’s no delay when accelerating. Also you can play porn on it.
>>31514288Sounds like rosacea. If you google it you'll see the really extreme forms but it can be more mild sunburn-level too.
>>31514327Brutal honesty incoming, that just looks like normal wedding decor, not anything wrong with that though
>>31514336It feels good to know I'm not the only one.Now we need to find ourselves women who think the same way we do.
>>31514312Nah that bitch dead lol>>31514332>Do you guys play with your feet together with your gf under the tableNever had a gf but done this with girls I was flirting with
>>31514325Porsche 911, m
>>31514331Electric cars are mechanically superiorThey can be poorly made and overpriced any other car but they are a better base mechanism
>>31514338Aww, sorry. Did you keep the ruins or get rid of them?
>>31514325>>31514339i forgot my anime
>>31514223I technically qualify as demisexual but it feels so stupid to call it that. And way too personal for other people to know. Even the people I date don't need to know until we're actually at the sexual stage of our relationship.
>>31514343Well I didn't say it was weird lol but not all weddings have a ton of florals
>>31514330who's jesse? not his girl
>>31514337Those dresses look really cool.I don't think a garden themed wedding is that unlikely. It seems like a pretty easy idea to get behind. As opposed to whatever this is supposed to be >>31513886.
>>31514344>Now we need to find ourselves womenDo we though? Seems more hassle than it's worth and just not in the cards for people like us.I'm going to sleep.
>>31514297>I just don't get why every other guy makes that his primary goal.>>31514344Unironic Asa
>>31514325F.I want to teleport.
>>31514356Yea but the wedding of my dreams would cost many thousands of dollars, that's why it's unrealistic
>>31514348Are there any you would recommend over another?>>31514340Neat, jelly.>PornIncredible
>>31514360But your soul tho.
>>31514325MPlymouth Superbird
>>31514359Yes Asa is right lol. I always felt guilty dating, and like having sex was something gross and animalistic that selfish, hedonistic people did
>>31514360SAME
Women be shopping. Post pretty things you want to buy or have bought recently
>women hate being autistic >men embrace itTrue?
>>31514325M, a mid 90s to early 00s bmw of any kind
>>31514341Is it a turn off?
>>31514361>many thousands of dollarsWait, aren't all weddings like ridiculously expensive?Is that not the reason a lot of people are getting married at later ages nowadays?
>>31514370Huge generalisation imo
>>31514349i dont actually know. it might be stuffed away somewhere. i can't remember.
>>31514312I'm thinking about her
>>31514325MSR-71 Blackbird
>>31514366>gets mogged by the GTONothing personelle
Why is it a trope that of a woman doesn't want sex because she's too tired etc that she could potentially give a bj or a hj instead? I find those to be WAY more physically demanding than getting piv fucked.
>>31514375Yes anon
what does it mean when a girl keeps touching you inappropriately but also keeps mentioning her boyfriend unprompted?
>>31514370Pls buy?
>>31514370>men embrace itEmbrace is a strong word.It is what it is.It can help me do better in school. It will help me get a good job. Unfortunately, it will also end my blood line.
>>31514360How do you reconcile with the fact that you are essentially breaking down and rebuilding yourself effectively becoming a new person at the end of the teleportation? Are you the same person or are you a different being entirely? Does it not matter because you still have to pay your loans?
What are your red flags in the opposite gender?
>>31514377Might be fun to throw it in a cathartic bonfire when you're preparing for your future wedding someday.
>>31514387>Unfortunately, it will also end my blood line.Don't say that. Women don't care if you're mature.
>>31514390Tattoos
>>31514183>People who have broken up with someone/s, why did you do it?I would drive her to work 4x a week and she hardly thanked me. I was never offered the gas money to drive 30 mins each way. I could afford it fine, but it's the principal. She would put me down and had just a general shitty attitude. One time I half ripped a toenail off stubbing it and had to tell her I couldn't drive her because I needed to stop bleeding. She was pissed the fuck off at me and posted some meme on her FB about how men are crybabies when sick. On top of that she hated to have physical touch besides hand-holding and occasionally kissing for a few minutes. I'm not a sex maniac but I need SOMETHING. >Ages you both were?I was 32, she was 46 (she said 36 and honestly was hot so I believed it. I found out she life after breakup and decided to do a bg check)>How long were you together?5 months>How long has it been since the break up?3 years
>>31514374The pustules that can come along with it are more of a turn off, but just the flush not so much. It can make you look kind of outdoorsy. Are you ginger? If so it'd look expected, but I'd imagine you'd have included that if you are.
>>31513849Do autistic women get overstimulated during sex? It might be hot if I’m railing her hard and she can’t take it
Would you date this girl? here what she posted>Age: 25>R-Status: Single>Height: am short I think 1+>Weight: 56kg>Interested in: Men for now>Body count : 0 >Children: 0>Tattoo : 0>Smoke: No>Drink: Yes occasional
>>31514325Hello Kitty bike
>>31514390Needing constant reassurance. Females who do that are weak.
>>31514384I think she wants to use you as a simp.She's giving enough affection to keep you interested without letting you actually get close ("I have a boyfriend").
>>31514392i am hoping the angst i feel about it will go away when i have a boyfriend. a fiancee. because right now a ruined dress i cant ever wear is the closest thing i have to love and i think thats what hurts.
>>31514384Shes a floozy and wants you regardless of her relationship status
>>31514325Male.I know they're probably a bitch to maintain and work on, but I've always loved Aston Martin's aesthetic. I'd love to own a DBS or a DB12.
>>31514403MYes but she wouldn't date me>>31514404Holy based
>>31514401I can in the lead up, but once I reach a certain point a switch is flipped and I'm an animal
>>31514403Bang
>>31514390Inability to initiate anything/reliance on me to initiate everything.Applies for both genders.
>>31514399I don’t have pustules, I used to on my shoulders as a kid but not anymore. I’m a brunette
>>31514363Nah I am poor and have an old carI almost just got stranded at Walmart because my car was stalling immediately after ignitionEventually I just managed to rev it in neutral and jumped out to close the hood lightning quick between revs and drove homeNow I have to make an appointment with a mechanic and coinflip actually being able to start it again like that to get it thereProbably some intake bullshit or somethingI swear this piece of shit is a ship of theseus under the body by now
>>31514385After you take those off I am sniffing them
>>31514370>women hate being autisticnah, they like it
>>31514395>Women don't care if you're mature.Isn't that the reason they try to date older guys though?
>>31514413The cure for autism is giving them hard dick and making them cum
>>31514370Men are cluster a, women are cluster bMen are type a, women are type bMen are body type a, why can't you take body type B's shirt off if it's not female?
>>31514417If you don't have those then you're good to go imo. Since it bothers you, have you asked a doctor about it? Sometimes you can get topical antibiotics for it.
>>31514403Only downside is she's short.Everything else looks good.7/10 girl would date.
>>31514390MIf you sneeze into your hands
>>31514401sensory overload is a difficult thing mostly because i cant engage in the actions i need to do to feel okay. its a cousin of claustrophobia. when i get claustrophobic i want to thrash and run and rip off all of my clothes so i can feel free and not tied up, but i can't in public, which makes me incredibly distressed.when i am having sex and i get sensory overload i can do whatever the fuck i want to do, which is usually, like, sex.
>>31514434kk have fun
>>31514425Honestly the autism makes me super awkward during sex it's fucking embarrassing. I'm hoping my enthusiasm makes up for it though. The worst is my lack of rhythm. There have been talks of putting a metronome in the bedroom.
>>31514434i am sorry but i find you very annoying and i hope you find a better outlet for your feelings because you're irritating me a lot with how you are posting
>>31514440>There have been talks of putting a metronome in the bedroom.Are you sure your girl isn't autistic too?
>>31514434Based if womanCringe if man
>>31514433Sensory overload from sex is solved with more sex for you?
>>31514441how is this irritating he's just boring incel #367829
>>31514434I'm glad I brought Asa to ATOGA, /our/ femcel belongs here
>>31514440Enthusiasm conquers all. If you act like you like dick I’m gonna give it to you more
>>31514408i figured as much it was very weird though. this happened a few years ago and i randomly thought about it. we would just be talking and she would just caress my neck or arm. i just ignored like it didnt happen cause i was nervous and wasn't really into her but she did confuse the hell out of me talking about her bf all the time when i never asked about him. i need to get a retail job again so i can actually get some pussy this time around.
>>31514381Sad, but true.I can accept it.
>>31514443I'm woman
>>31514450dark elf....
How would you feel if a woman would rather date pervert men and virgins than you?
>>31514450Eww.
>>31514459Confused as I am perverted virgin
>>31513849>tying an autistic woman down and fucking her in prone while my hands are on her mouth and throat
>>31514459No skin off my scrote
>>31514447images automatically draw my attention and the things he is saying are basically things i do have thoughts on. so he is annoying because i am exerting willpower to not waste my time engaging with him and i dont like him.
>>31514461
>>31514453Respectable
>>31514455Are you sure your guy isn't autistic too?
>>31514459Instructions unclear.She would rather date me than me?
>>31514465imagine thatGood luck in life
>>31514465>are basically things i do have thoughts onWhat are your thoughts then?>i dont like himI don't like me either
>>31514469The metronome was mostly a joke on his part. But I think it demonstrates my point on how my inability has become part of the conversation to troubleshoot, even if in jest
>>31514473>Centaur loliswomin degeneracy knows no bounds
Girls, what makes your pussy tingle?
>>31514450Wtf is this weird ear shit?Why would anyone find that attractive?
>>31514479The infection
>>31514450She is gorgeous but yeah wtf are those ears
>>31514475>mostly a joke on his partI wouldn't really worry too much about it then.So long as you two enjoy it, who cares if the rhythm is a little off?
>>31514467>Nobody belongs to anyoneAsa belongs to Yoru
Why are men like this?
>posts only black women that have white featuresmoids
>>31514486And your mum belongs to me
>>31514474my thoughts are that i think you are very devoid of interesting comments and questions and you talk about women like different flavors of milk and it is dumb. you play with the idea of women like a mind toy, but have no regard for women who exist in real life. you are pretentious and needlessly demanding of others' attention, and offer nothing of value or interest or soulfulness or kindness.you are an insect that does not pollinate flowers.
>>31514487ounce of prevention vs pound of cure
would you date the average japanese woman?
>>31513849In what situation is having a giant dick an advantage sexually?
>>31514487Being toxic online is funny to some of us.I don't personally get it.
>>31514434I am a volcel and random people fucking like animals is gross and irresponsible and immoral to meBut you /r9k/ faga either submissively playing into their narrative about you or GENUINELY being bitter and jealous are even fucking worse because you're not good people, you don't want to rebuild a sane and decent culture, you just choose to stew in mindless, sinister envy like retarded college kid communists and will openly brag about being shit people like you should be rewarded for playing the victim, same exact manipulative "morals" as the other fake assholes you despiseLe helpless self awarenessFuck off retard
>>31514495no
>>31514491Holy shit this is brutalBrb dying
>>31514487I'm not
>>31514495Yeah
>>31514487
>>31514487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMnYTS4Y_ek>Why are foids>Why are moidskysPlease get me out of this reality
>>31514507shit game, shit girl.
>>31514502NOOOOO!Bro, you did the thing.The thing women accuse us of all the time.You saw a criticism of men, and went "wElL i DoNt Do ThAt."
>>31514510i like the game and i played it before the translation existedbut yeah shit girl
>>31514511I don't do that.
>>31514495Left is wife material.
>>31514510You have to be a woman to understand.
>>31514495Yeah probably if they're cool
>>31514446all i know is that i get overwhelmed by things a lot. it usually leads to a huge adrenaline rush, fight or flight response. it's a lot of physical energy for me to get out while also being very anxious and tense and worried. this happens from physical sensations alot, for me its mostly about being constrained like in shoes or a small car. when my seatbelt auto locks when i lean forward too fast i almost freak out every time. i need to get the energy out. during sex, i can, it's physical. i express almost everything physically so i can output all of the feelings i have as soon as they come in, if not faster, so it's easier for me to manage. i hope that makes sense
>>31514364what about it?>>31514368BAESED BRAINS>>31514389I actually had a dream about this and essentially even though the body is gone my consciousness is in a new body so I am effectively the same person if I am right. I don't have any loans to pay.
>>31514511Maybe if they stopped making gross generalisations we wouldn't feel the need to contradict them.
>>31514517
What did I miss with the incel rage bait?
>>31514521The Canadians have done the research, teleporting makes you lose your soul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXKUcsvhQc
>>31514526i saw that on twitter too bro
>>31514515>Left is wife material.mfw anon decided which one was wife material off of a fucking picture.
>>31514530You caught me.
>>31514522well i didn't intend to hurt your feelings but you did ask me directly, and you were being bothersome. its not like your atoga shitposting behavior is the sum total of your humanity, you have other aspects i have never seen. it's just that everything you have put into this thread is negative in my eyes. i am sure there are good things about you that you wouldn't express here. sorry.
>>31514511Sorry I can't resist the urge to tell women I like them juicy
Is it rude to message an artist on Discord about a commission if I know they work a full-time job outside of art and can see that they’re actively playing an unpauseable multiplayer video game right now? Should I wait until like 3am when they’ll definitely be asleep?
>>31514531Waking up to your partner's face every morning is one of the most important parts of married life.
>>31514488Post some black girls with black features, I want to see.
>>31514528Not posted yet as far as I can tell.
>>31514528nothing.As usual, nothing happens and everyone is sleepwalking. Disregard, it's not real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4URyyOB8ieU
>>31514521>I actually had a dream about this and essentially even though the body is gone my consciousness is in a new body so I am effectively the same person if I am right. I don't have any loans to pay.Arguably you would have died and simply been reconstructed. I wouldn't exactly call it "your" consciousness in the new body. Teleportation is basically cloning with some extra steps.
>>31514325Mthis but green or something
>>31514539I’m seeing a bunch of people replying to deleted posts. Did I get blocked, somehow? Either that or I refreshed when other people haven’t. I just wanna be included :(
>>31514390M>Tattoos>Anime>Wears colored socks>Has ever referred to themselves as "trad" or "maxxed" or taking any pill whatsoever>Dyed hair>Piercings>Horoscopes>Watches TV>Plays video games>Eats cereal any time but in the morning>Likes sunny side up eggs>Doesn't have a favorite tree>Reads fiction novels>Horse riding (Has seen/handled horse cock before, ruined)
>>31514529this seems kinda heavy for cartoon network...
>>31514488I post black women that have anime features.
>>31514496If you’re dating a porn addicted masochist
>>31514545use 4chanX to read deleted posts
>>31514536Surely they can just ignore the discord message if they're busy.
>>31514535A fellow architect I seeWho we building today?
>>31514545learn2archive
>>31514545The British druggie deletes his own posts when he's having an unmedicated/selfmedicated episode.
>>31514534>everything you have put into this thread is negativeYou're probably right lol
>>31514548
>>31514551True. However, the average Discord user is extremely autistic about getting a notification and there is a chance that they sperg about it.
>>31514550>>31514553Bros I can’t do this when I’m at work. >>31514555This explains everything. Thanks.
>>31514546>Wears colored socksI agree with everything else, but what's wrong with colored socks?
>>31513849Every man’s first gf should be a milf
>>31514555I'm not having an episode rn bruh
>>31514549>a porn addicted masochistThat's pretty much everyone nowadays, so...Always an advantage.
>>31514390Male.I was gonna say "female" but that implies that I'm gay, so I'll just settle on "exists".
>>31514515how about htis one
>>31514546>Doesn't have a favorite treeBased.What's your favourite tree, anon?
>>31514563How much sleep have you had in the past week?
>>31514566hot
>>31514561How to score one though?
Why do women have rape fantasies?
>>31514569In the past week? 8 hours of sleep, why do,you ask?
>>31514568The mighty oak, of course.>>31514560colored socks = colored thoughts
>>31514568NTA but I like the Minis.
State gender How do I get ONS? I also don’t want to lead people on, is there a way to signal that that’s all I’m interested in? No, I’m not buying a hooker.
>>31514495NoJapaneses are actually pretty dumb, I care what they say their average IQs areTheir culture is cringe and they pander to pedos and are amoralThey're not even truly lawful, just submissive and anxiousI used to be very interested in Japanese culture but with familiarity came contemptBoth celebs and people I knew irl who moved to Japan were just empty, insincere people as far as I tellContrary to common propaganda, Japan isn't soulful nor was imperial JapanI have become bigoted against Japan so I could only date a Japanese woman who hated their culture and wanted to leave it, but not for sinister feminist reasons
>>31514571Go to dance classes, bars, and yoga. Think where your single aunt would spend time at
Finally fixed my coffee machine.Cheapo, tastier coffee incoming, happi happi yay yay!
>>31514578Based and actually a smart take.
>>31514557Obligatory
>>31514574You only contribute worthless shitposts to the thread because your depleted brain is not capable of composing anything that requires thought and effort at the moment. Turn off your electronic devices and get some sleep.
>>31514573Same reason men have fantasies of being raped by an attractive woman.It takes 0 effort on your part, and someone really wanted to have sex with you that badly.
>>31514564Not every woman likes having a baseball bat in them
>>31514578only people who failed to learn japanese say this stuff
>>31514590All have failed because none have ever succeeded.
>>31513849Women,What would you do if you went down on a guy and he pulled out a cock as thick as your wrist?
>>31514587>Turn off your electronic devices and get some sleep.No, fuck off
>>31514573I have a need to be consumed and taken for all that I'm worth.Teetering on the edge of control but having that meta upper hand because I'm the prize. Take away my first place prize, knock me down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzuLLd3DqzI
>>31514595Let's keep it going. How much alcohol have you had in the past week?
Where do I find a half-black/half-white straight-haired light-skinned girlfriend with European features who loathes the fact that she is half black and hates her parents for racemixing?
>>31514581Why do I randomly remember this? Good job anon.
>>31514604Remember what?Anon, are you getting thoughts beamed into you from another dimension?
>>31514390Male>facial piercings or tattoos>large sleeve/chest/back tattoos>hair dyed crazy colors>uses non-standard pronouns>doesn't want children>dislikes guns>prefers to live downtown/in the middle of a major population center>obese>doesn't shave (pits and legs at least)>poor hygiene>frequent social media use/addiction>shopping as a hobby>interested in high fashion or high society
>>31514607I think so. In the alternate dimension you had a new puppy. Am I right or wrong?
I feel like I can't attract a man enough to truly want to be together till either of us die. Just changed my dating app to include women do you think they're better long term?
Women How would you react if you found out your boyfriend has a burping fetish? He doesn’t want you to do it in his face or anything weird like that, it just turns him on when you do it in general
>>31514600>How much alcohol have you had in the past week?Honestly? Almost 200 units. I've been blacking out most days
Men, how would you feel if the girl you're talking to told you she paid $1,100 to get this photo taken with Chris Brown?
>>31514612lol, I believe you've mistaken me for someone else.
>>31514617Why would I be talking to a fat chick?
>>31514602ask out my cousins lolone of their kids look white tho
>>31514590I never attempted to in any capacityOnly people who are pedophiles say this shitJapanese themselves are notoriously too dumb to learn kanji or their own spoken grammarI banish you back to /jp/ foul pedophile>>31514593Even this meme is a pale cringe imitation of based fun with a pencil and sicp
>>31514619okay, same question
>>31514614no lol esp not if you're just doing this due to a lack of confidence with men what am i reading here?Do *you* love women? 'Cause I do.
>>31514620How dark are they? I would also accept curly hair as long as it isn’t a full-blown poofy afro
>>31514616You won't stop drinking, you won't stop partying, you won't stop clubbing, you won't stop spending all day and all night on 4chan, you won't force yourself to be responsible.Here's a low blow: How much have you disappointed your sister in the past week?
>>31514618Ah my bad. The stress is getting to me. >>31514623Yeah, that’s a FWB or breakup territory.
>>31514596Nah the women on my computer are hotter sorryAnd I want love not rape
>>31514614If you're not obese or deformed and you want kids (and you're not insane), there are plenty of guys out there who would be happy to commit to you long-term.
>>31514617>ate] [Auto] 2 new postshe looks like a shark
>>31514632>Ah my bad. The stress is getting to me.All's good, don't worry
>>31514634Ok I didn't ask what you wanted.That's nice tho have fun
HEY EVERYBODY, >>31514636 RUNS THE AUTO-UPDATER INSTEAD OF PRESSING F5
Is it a red flag if I haven't left my room in over 3 years
>>31514617>>31514623I'd tell her to lose my number and block hers, and we'd never see each other or speak again.
>>31514617I left my watch on so I have to turn off my phone to save daylight, but good luck with your cnc
>>31514614What happened?Did a recent relationship fail?
>>31514641Not even for the bathroom? Ew...
>>31514617>picture with a manI'd beat her with a sock full of oranges until she broke down sobbingimma real nigga
>>31514644Bro?
>>31514641You and I are too unique to be alive.
>>31514653not unique enough considering i fit that bill too
>>31514640its just faster bro i dont have time to be pressing f5 when im typing up the hot fresh REPLIESpumping life into your dead ass stale ass crusty cum on a sock ass thread show some respect
>>31514628>How much have you disappointed your sister in the past week?I haven't because I've still been working through the day, I've made a few hundred bucks since the weekend as well as doing all the housework. My sis doesn't care, her bf has just played vidya all day the past week lol. I also haven't been partying/clubbing in a week. Anyway I'm gonna lie down cause it's nearly 6am here but feel free to interrogate me later
>>31514641I feel you.I have to psyche myself just to build up the courage to go outside knowing that women will be laughing at me for be ugly and fat.
>>31514647Well it's more like a storage shed turned into a tiny house on my father's property. It has a toilet. I open the door once a week to take in groceries and put out a trash bag.
>>31514654Weirdly bloomer. Now I’m not stuck in my room but I am crazy!
>>31514651It's not you it's me I cannot be the domestic abuser you crave
>>31514655It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, we're chill, please don't hurt me.
>>31514661you're losing me bro
>>31514655Are you human?
>>31514116are u a woman? if so, does it make sense to try and get good enough to fuck a woman like that?
>>31514175well the question is directed towards late 20s (27+)
Asking MIf you were immortal and the only immortal person on Earth and currently 83698 years old, what age of women would you want to date?
>>31514628I think this anon is right though >>31514491 I don't contribute anything here so should just leave
>>31514669I've ascended beyond morality at that point.
plucking ball hair doesn't even hurt what the fuck?
>>31514669Assuming my aging stopped, whatever looks appropriate for my perceived age.
>>31514666I can be sometimes
>>31514670I don't think you should leave forever, but I do think you should leave for a long time because this thread encourages you to indulge your worst habits.
>>31514669Depends how old I look?
>>31514675Human enough to perhaps have sex with?
The gangs all back together
>>31514669100,000 year old milf
>>3151466925 or older. Women under 25 are still children, Leo.
>>31514673I feel like I should test this theory but I am afraid to
>>31514680eh lets not go that far
>>31514670dont take me too seriously. i'm just some autistic loser possibly schizophrenic chick from the middle of nowhere. i'm not really much better, probably, you just annoyed me.
>>31514673Plucking your asshole hair doesn’t either.
>>31514684just grab one hair at a time and pull
>>31514683I very much doubt someone that old would see any human as anything other than a retarded child.
>>31514625I'm bisexual but I have more dating experience with men, I have had a gf before though.>>31514635but anon I will be 31 by the end of the year>>31514645yeah kind of.
>>31514665You were lost all along, this vessel cannot accommodate your ballast
>>31514676>I don't think you should leave foreverI do
>>31514684I don't hurtbut sometimes, you get that stubborn hair follicle that just death grips your sacks, those hurt
>>31514688Alright I did it and it wasn't painless but it wasn't awful either.
>>31514690yeah don't do it you're going to make some poor woman miserable while you resent
>>31514669MJust as long as they have nice fat milkers then whatever age
>>31514690So? I just turned 30. Just means you need to get a move on.
>>31514690>yeah kind of.want to talk about it?
>>31514691I can't be lost, I'm not going anywhereI just want to be where I am.
>>31513849Both genders,What’s one misconception about the past that everyone thinks but you don’t understand?M,I don’t understand how people think people from the far past were so much stronger and more macho. I’m being so serious when I say I would demolish a neanderthal in a fight. Everyone’s so worried about men being beta from the plastic and pollution now, imagine what legitimate malnutrition and whole body inflammation would do to someone.
>>31514614I don't much care how a woman actsI only care if you're a good personI don't think gays are good people personally but it's up to you, you wouldn't want me anyways
>>31514686*slides in from stage right with a cane that I twirl, whistling loudly as I catch your eye* Hello Bitch. My favorite place in the world is Kentucky! Can I sodomize you with a husk of corn? Thanks in advance for your disgust and/or indifference!
>>31514690>>31514697Rookie numbers, I just turned 83698 and I still haven't given up hope of finding love.
DEPRESSION RIZZGANG GANG
>>31514705i dont understand
>>31514682>she was only 99,999 years and 364 days old
>>31514667Yes and yes
>>31514702M.The idea that somehow you need a virgin wife, or that people in the past were more sexually chaste. It’s just not true. I can definitely understand wanting to save yourself for marriage, but this idea that women are lesser beings for having sex is just dumb.
>stub my toe>'ow, I hate women'Men why are I like this?
Girl got the paw-some heels!
>>31514702FBasically everything such that I don't really trust my perception of the past either.Complexity of culture, knowledge, hygieneWe've always been very complex creatures
>>31514709It’s because you’re a woman and I made myself laugh with my stupid ass post. The idea that you saw it and went “huh” had me cackling in my office. Thank you!
>>31514706>become immortal in cave man days>don't rape because rape bad grug unga>remain incel for millions of yearssuch cases
>>31514713MI will not marry your whore daughter and the common historical rural European practice of Charivari was cultured and correct and should be emulated in modern times.
>>31514720oh okay, no problem. i was very confused
>>31514717uglyreminds me of when black women wear these
>>31514724I've only ever seen white girls wear those.Maybe I need to stalk black girls more
>>31514724Intersectional bipoc feminism is wearing the commodified hair of your oppressors.
>>31514717yiff in hell furry scum
>>31514695wdym? I just genuinely think I might have a better time relating and being compatible ith a woman maybe, we have the same experiences to a degree. I don't hate all men not a gender thing>>31514697>>31514706.I mean having a baby in that regard, dunno if I will "missout" with a guy or find a woman who wants that with me>>31514699I like feminine men who could somewhat facially pass as a woman. last guy I talked to is kindof mentally fucked and he doesn't want kids but then says he does, so a flip flopper. he still talks to me and said he wanted to take it slow but at the same time I don't want to waste my time. he also does the whole "oh you deserve better than me I suck why do you like me" thing
>>31514722I don’t really want my daughter to ever date a 4channer. >>31514723Yeah, my autism makes myself laugh, that’s pretty much it. It’s like if I said *does a backflip haha epic* but I make it more wordy and stupid.
>>31514728try living in a major city.it's all hood black women
>>31514735>tfw never even seen a hood irl beforeI'm sheltered.
>>31514733I think you still have time to have at least a couple of kids if you want that.
>>31514733Decade Schizo, why are you still talking with this guy? Weren't you supposed to unfriend him and move on by now?
>>31514702He clearly saved the tablets out of justified spite because he knew his copper was good quality and they were trying to scam him into g giving them extra copper for free, or a partial refund, yet dumb fags today use him, not the scammers, as an "oh how shameful capitalism has always been" talking point He did literally nothing wrong
I want him to get me pregnant but also I want to kill myself because I’m the worst what do I do
>>31514733Read what you originally wrote.The fact that you're so lacking in confidence that you need people from atoga to convince you is already telling.>can't attract a man enough >do you think they're better>what do you MEAN?am i in a different dimension? If you want to date women, date them. Don't do it for men or lack thereof. That's dumb
>>31513943if you're hot anything is good on you, if you're not then it doesn't matter it's over
>>31514734I didn't really want you to ever pass on your genes
I wonder if I’ll ever find a woman that wants to hear about my writing process.
>>31514733time to move on, AnonHe's a leech siphoning your life energies, taking it slow is just code word for LEMME SUCK, and once he's had his fill and is finally "ready" he's not going to be ready for you, lol, he's going to be ready for the next girl>"oh you deserve better than me I suck why do you like me"lol
>>31514741Get pregnantHave babiesStop putting yourself downBe happy
>>31514736I live in one now and my racism has increased 10 fold.
>>31514747Why? My genes are great. I’m handsome, tall, blonde and blue eyed, long life with no health ailments, naturally gifted.
>>31514702The neanderthals that were alive were the strongest and fittest, as malnutrition or weakness meant imminent death. You have vastly underestimated how weak they were and how strong you are.
>>31513943When they say they don't care, they generally mean as long as he looks good, in other words "I don't know how to dress a man, but I want him to know how to dress himself"
>>31514752Damn bro>nowYou moved in? you doing okay?
>>31514702Everyone thinks Paul was a prophet, I don't understand how they can't see that Paul was the prophesied deceiver.
>>31514759Elaborate.
>>31514740based and sumerpilled
WomenI woke up with a painful bruise on my lower left eye socket "probably because I was sleeping with my face rammed into the pillow"So WHY did you invade my dream and punch me even though I post nice things?
Does anyone else like to watch girlfriend ASMR? Please tell me I'm not the only one
>>31514754The ones that were alive were barely hanging on. They were on the verge of death constantly. There is no neanderthal ever that was as healthy as the average modern human
>>31514724I'm thankful I've never seen anyone IRL wearing this stuff. I thought it was a fashion trend that died out 20 years ago anyway, I've only ever seen it in pictures of musicians in the very late 90s.
>>31514758I'm ok. The domestic disputes usually happen at 3 am and i am inside by then. Sometimes it's funny though, like the one time a guy got into an argument and was just straight up rapping back at them while they were screaming at him.
>>31514766I don't do that, I don't watch any ASMR actually.
I'm exhausted and my head hurts and my stomach is upset.Women, why have you done this to me?
>>31514769Y2k baby20 years ago is fresh for the next 15 minutes until we're all even older
>>31514767https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/could-a-modern-human-beat-a-neanderthal-in-a-fight-93909531/
>>31514772Watch out for them stray bullets, man, actually terrifying>one time a guy got into an argument and was just straight up rapping back at them while they were screaming at him. https://youtu.be/5MRWIIBc8nI
>>31514777I honestly don't think we couldI mean, most men struggle with monkeys.
I’m sad. Can someone say a joke?
>>31514778Reminds me of one of my favorite videos of all time.https://youtu.be/WFQK5eF_puo
>>31514777Please read your sources> It’s obviously speculative, but a modern man of above-average build would have an excellent chance of defeating a Neanderthal in hand-to-hand combat
>>31514780Apes have several times higher muscle density than humans do.
>>31514737yeah but finding the right match in time before 35 seems daunting and teetering unrealistic >>31514738>>31514749I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situation, he is very cute. >>31514742I'm fine with my sexuality just wondering if a woman is what I might need sometimes but I am monogamous. I like my two friends who aremarried and open relationship but I'd rather not ruin the friendship because they're cool. my ex gf who I am still kina friends with wants me to be poly lol.
>>31514787yeahThis lil guy can fuck up everyone in this thread, one on one.
>>31514788>I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situationThe absolute lack of self respect, Girl HELP yourself.
>>31514788I'm telling you, if you're even remotely attractive and sane you should have no problem getting a husband within 2-3 years, easily.
>>31513849Why do all my female friends get upset when I say I can probably win a fight with a kangaroo?
>>31514767In their later days, yeah. Inbred cannibals full of parasites trading wives to stave off the inevitable. Our ancestors were just better, even if maybe dumber. Social structures, weapons, birthrates, everything.But I'm their prime? They were deep sea fishing while we were still banging rocks together. The archeological and records are still really sparse for neanderthals and denisovans. And if you went back to compete with them you better have the fight before you've had to adapt to their environment and living conditions, because for all your advantage of modern knowledge you're not enough and would give up and die without modern tools or their help
>>31514782Is everyone alright tonight?NoYou are all. left.
>>31514790Probably not because most humans could pick him up and throw him, but a chimpanzee could fucking annihilate most men.
>>31514794because you cant and thats dumb and gay
>>3151476024 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.25 Behold, I have told you before.26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.Paul told false stories about being chosen by Jesus and the wisdom he received thereof; believe it not.>7 And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man. Paul says he saw and heard when he was chosen, but the men with him only heard and didn't see.>9 And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me. Paul says that he saw and heard when he was chosen, but the men with him only saw and didn't hear.
>>31514786Above average being the key phrase.
State genderIs it wrong to have a best friend of the opposite sex? Do you or your partner have a best friend of rhe opposite Would you be opposed to them being close?
>>31514797Not bad. Thank you.
>>31514790I could punt that mf so far
>>31514782Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff>ba-dum tssJK, that was actually anon committing suicide.
>>31514786>my speculation is accurate!>that speculation isn't!i think i'll trust those sources vs your "i could fight one of these guys, im totally an above average fitness level"
>>31514797kys
>>31514788>I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situation, he is very cute.You want a good man, but you choose to be the type of woman that a good man would avoid. How do you think that will work out for you?
>>31514806Decent, thank you.
>>31514683Roastie
>>31514712so this would work with most women then?
>>31514798>>31514805You guys remember that video of a monkey pulling the scalp off an indian man?i dunno man
>>31514792I mean even as a cuddle buddy would be cool, caught up with my old one but I can always do better>>31514793well I can't drive(2 scared) and don't work due to ptsd and shizz. sahm sounds nice but again, in this economy?? i also want a guy on my level of attractiveness, i don't want to settle and hate myself lmao. I keep getting ads for seeking arraignment and it's kind of goofy.
>>31514738>Decade Schizoshe's talking to him now? what kind of soap opera shit is this what did i miss
>>31514803I stopped being friends with all my female friends and most of my male ones because of BLM/ACAB/abortion/socialism/"anti"fascismI'd rather marry a friendless woman and just be friends with her. People are just awful and will, including ones I thought I knew as a kid. The more people someone is friends with, the higher the chance they're evil or will become evil.With the exception of people who are friendless because they're pedos or something.
>>31514793Wait, I just saw this line>>31514788>I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situation, he is very cuteNevermind, you should just be alone.
>>31514809why do you think I'm here
>>31514806actually it sounds more like >kowai yo >*crash*>squeakrip to a real one roro1999
>>31514802>>31514807They’re comparing a neanderthal at their best. Neanderthals were never at their beast, they were physically stronger but worse in literally every other way
>>31514820You've been given the advice. It's good advice. Are you going to act on it or are you going to continue sabotaging yourself?
>>31514799I feel like I could tho
>>31514827try it and film it
>>31514813>>31514712like, Im genuinely curious about this.If I have loving sex with my gf, is this still something I should practice?I really don't have the training nor stamina to be an "animal" on bed tbqh.
I could beat a bear one on onebecause I'm built different.
>>31514814I would pull his scalp off right backI'd use my teeth if I had to for itAnd that little Japanese bitch monkey memorizing all the numbers on the screen and repeating the pattern acting smug? Give me one week of practice I'd destroy his time, too.Monkey fucking shits know your place. NO aspect of you is superior to me.I trained myself to draw write and pick things up with my feet already, too.Monkeys go back to jungle HUMANS run this, Planet of the Apes NEVER
>>31514828I don’t live with kangaroos and it’s illegal. I’m not saying I’d be invulnerable but I’d definitely kill an average kangaroo before it kills me.
>>31513886This is based, my ideal woman would have butt cleavage too
>>31514834*navy seal copy pasta*
>>31514816what'd you last hear lol>>31514818it's not real just shittalking horny brain. I've been purposefully celibate for years now. I don't want to have sex right away either when official couple status.>>31514824how am I sabotaging myself?
>>31514834Kangaroo Jack's gonna fuck you up anon
I want a women with big brain cleavageYou know deeper wrinkles so more neocortical surface areaNot smoothbrainI'm saying I want her to be smart but I'm also actually sexualizing the physical cleavage of her brain along with it to make it clear
>>31514794Why would you want to fuck a kangaroo anon? You an "animal lover"?
>>31514840bruh i dont even know whats going on i just remember all the >should I text himand other things no one asked lol
>>31514840NTA but rather than spending your time and effort going out to meet and date new guys, you're still talking to the guy that you know you'll never be with.
>>31514838Angle maxxing>>31514841Kangaroo Jack isn’t a normal kangaroo, I don’t have to win, I just have to make it lose
>>31514842I need a woman who looks and dresses like a massive fucking bimbo but is actually 130 IQ
>>31514843Humans are the best for a reason, pokey stick beats literally every animal ever. Bow and arrow mogs the animal kingdom
>>31514816She's talking to a different guy who treats her like shit and won't date her, but she wants to hook-up with him for sex anyway because he sent her an unsolicited dick pic and he has a big dick.>>31514840What good man is going to want to marry you and start a family with you when your history is being FWB with a guy who disrespects your boundaries and treats you like shit? Here's another thought, how is he a FWB if he's NOT A FRIEND because he disrespects your boundaries and treats you like shit?
My friend keeps pointing out that I don’t have a boyfriend and never talk about men. I’m embarrassed but I don’t have anyone who wants to date me and never have. How do I get my friend to stop asking? I don’t want to get into it with them and want to keep that part of my life private, just because it’s pretty pathetic
>>31514852Fuck your bow and arrow, gimme a .375 H&H magnum.
>>31514848
>>31514854Either go out and get a bf or just tell your friend you don't want to talk about it and would prefer if they respect that.
>>31514849This but not the first part I just want to be on the same intellectual plane as my mateBut her also not be a crazy bitchHow is anyone going to take me seriously if I'm like "I'm simply too intelligent to enjoy speaking with you"Can you imagine?
>>31514854Just tell them that you want to eat pussy, That you literally cannot stop thinking about munching carpets
>>31514848>>31514857i should punch one of these cunts
>>31514852actually its working together and society, not the tool.
>>31514864Nahwe built different nigga, the fact that we can throw stones already puts us up at the top
>>31514857>thing:(>thing kangaroo:D
>>31514844oh I did, think he blocked me lmaotis for the best>>31514846I have met up with one guy the other day and have to reschedule meeting another one I mentioned in an another thread but you probz not there, 2nd one wanted to meet last weekend but I had a light hangoveralso, I feel a little chubby rn but most guys don't care at all yet I still feel like I wanna be 100 or 95lbs and need to lose 15. I feel like I need to limit myself for some reason to be better physically so I can attract better/feel better
>>31514854ask her why she's so obsessed, why it's so rent free, and tell her to stop prying.Respectfully, of course.
>>31514865retarded
>>31514865Primates also throw shit and use sharp sticks.
>>31514863I’m saying, especially if I’m allowed to pick up a rock. It’s over for them
Oh my god. Do I have a yeast infection???? I’m only feeling itchy but I do have some white discharge but that’s pretty normal….. fuck my life. I’ve never had a yeast infection I don’t even know what it looks like
Men: would you transition "to make your life easier"?Women:do you think you have it easier than men?
>>31514853we talked about the boundaries thing he apologized and said he wouldn't do it again but then I was like actually w/e I'm just on my period call me whatever petname
>>31514869I really want to grab a koala by the legs and swing it around in a circle until it pukes, then put it in a tree top and see what happens.
>>31514873Nah, they can toss stones, but we can throw them
>>31514873Underhandedly tossing a rock and jabbing an anthill with a stick is not the same as hurling a spear 50 feet accurately
>>31514870>but most guys don't care at allI thought only chubby men had the privilege of attracting women, and that fat women were always hated by men? at least I was told so
>>31514876DOKTORLOOK AT MY VAGINA, IS IT YEAST?
>>31514877shut the fuck up
>>31514864Yeah and during competition with neanderthals we didn't seem to use bows or even slings that we know of, we were just weaker than neanderthals so we HAD to develop and get good with atlatls so our spears would penetrate, the neanderthals never needed them until we showed up and rapidly thinned the game in Europe before they could copy and learn them well, but less and more alert game meant need to from further away accurately which requires an atlatl no matter how strong you are.Pretty sad. At least I'm still carrying a few of their genes and they will remain alive through white people for now
>>31514877No. If I had a domme gf I'd let her dress me up and humiliate me in the bedroom but I'd kill myself before I actually transitioned.
>>31514881That’s just mean, he’d probably piss on you and give you the clap
>>31514876brb asking a friendWell, do you have any of these symptoms?Take a shower
I watch these hoby buchanon videos and the women are simply TOO HORNY for a muscular tall dude that treats them like meat.I'm just sad because I literally can't live up to those standards. I know most women probably dont watch him, but I know for sure that the only reason any woman would ever be satisfied with me is because they wouldn't have experienced the better experience.Am I gone too far? or am I making sense
>>31514890Koalas are dumb as fuck and if humans didn't help them they'd all be extinct.
>>31514889nta but nicewhat would you be comfortable wearing. I'm kindof a switch but wanna be more dom
>>31514892I’ve got those except no burning or pain and my vagina looks fine
>>31514887kys>>31514889do you think women have it easier?
>>31514788This attitude drives me up the wall anon.You are like a leaf blown this way and that way in even the slightest gust of wind.
>>31514899>and my vagina looks fineHow fine?
>>31514893I don't know who that is but I'm sorry for you or happy that happened
>>31514905Same as always. Ugly
>>31514906LOOOK MUM I POSTED THE MEME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31514893>I watch these hoby buchanon videos>I'm just sad because I literally can't live up to those standardStop watching those.I'm not reading the rest of this post fix your porn addiction, touch base with reality.
>>31514883>>31514884Proper throws have been recorded in captivity and have been noted in Africa in the wild. There was a Chinese tourist a while back that got hit by a rock thrown at a decent speed by a monkey.
>>31514908>Same as always. UglyLemme be the judge of that.
>>31514870You're pursuing multiple men at the same time, and then you wonder why you can't get married and start a family.Unless you find a polyamorous man, you're not going to find a future husband who approves of you living a polyamorous lifestyle.
>>31514899Take a shower, you're just a stinky girl and/or wearing uncomfortable fabric.Happens to the best of us
>>31514910>touch base with reality.this isn't some studio porn where women are paid to act as if they enjoy fucking some ugly old dude, these videos are filled with women actually cumming all the time. Thats reality.
>>31514912Bro not now I’m scared and itchy :((( I don’t want to have an infection
>>31514897As long as it's just us behind closed doors with no cameras and no chance of anyone else seeing or finding out, I'd be OK with whatever she wanted to put me in. I think the limit would probably be makeup.>>31514900For the most part, yes. There are some things that are worse for women, like staying safe in public places or avoiding being raped, but in terms of social life, career, etc. I think women have it easier.
>>31514911so a flukeWe are the ONLY animals in the entire kingdom capable of throwing things with power and precision repeatedly.
>>31514914I already showered and put hydrocortisone cream on it I don’t know what else to do
>>31514854Tell her to set you up with someone hot.
>>31514916I assume a doctor's visit is out of the question? I wonder if chatgpt could take a look at your vagoo and diagnose it.
>>31514887fuck youkindly>>31514901in what way help I'm retarded>>31514913what? i'm not poly. I don't like those guys we're not really compatible. avoidant attachment is kind of taxing. I'm just listing off that I have been trying to find the right guy
>>31514896I know, same with manatees. It’s nice to have a couple goobers alive
>>31514915curated reality that you're actively choosing to tunnel vision your focus on.'Tis but a slice, and how much of one you literally have no reference for.Seek help.
White Women: what do you think that Nara Smith an ugly n***** gets to fuck a model, while you're fat and ugly and still sleeping with the same 3 deadbeat men in your village ever since you were 12?
>>31514919>a flukeMissed the part about it being noted elsewhere, huh? The research in Africa had them sighted as throwing rocks at trees for practice.
>>31514924Yea I can’t get an appointment until next week
>>31514928true, you're absolutely true. Doesn't make my fear of my gf, or any potential partner/date/whatever of mine having a much better experience than whatever I can give them
>>31514794You would get absolutely mollywhopped by a kangaroo
>>31514929im too tired to parse that can you speak sane person?
>>31514915>these videos are filled with women actually cumming all the timethey're on drugs you dense ass mofo
>>31514935Well, the best thing to do is to stop compulsively consuming this stuff.That's the first step anyways. You can do it.
>>31514933Well, go get some anti fungal cream in the mean time, keep it clean and dry, and maybe try looser clothing for now.
>>31514937What is the kangaroo response to getting punched in the face and put in a rear naked choke? He’s gonna scratch me and kick me, maybe bite if he’s close enough.
>>31514940at least i used punctuation
>>31514926If you don't like them and if you're not compatible then why are you trying to be cuddlebuddies and fuckbuddies with them? That's a physical and sexual relationship, and if you're pursuing multiple physical and sexual relationship at the same time then that's poly. How do you imagine your future husband looking at you and saying "Wow, her behavior and history are totally wife material"?
>>31514909I even flipped it that took a modicum of effort more than your whinepost deservedBe grateful, scum
>>31514614No.God no.They're way quicker to get rid of you if you're not good enough for their (usually) much higher standards.
>>31514945He'll punch you back and then use his tail to flip over and throw you.
Why are blonde girls so stunning. Its like watching angels amongst us. Truly superior beings. I could never talk with one, I am not worthy
Women, what is your preferred way of expressing amusement on 4chan? lol? kek? zozzle? some form of reaction image?
>>31514945Theres only like a 20% chance you're putting a kangaroo in an RNC
>>31514948*At least I used punctuation.
>>31514955good morning sirs
>>31514956LOLlmaoayyyyyylmao weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>31514955cause you have shit taste anon
>>31514941how do u know>>31514942true. its just that I linked a scene earlier and this femanon said that she got horny from it and that I indeed should try to fuck like him soooo lol
>>31514935this crippling insecurity and obsession with what women think about you is going to make you die an incel you weirdo>>31514942this is a memeit's not porn making him like thishe's like this and that's why he watches this kind of pornit's like the christian conservative meme of >THE GAY AND TRAP PORN MADE ME GAYnah nigga you were fapping to gay porn because you gay af
>>31514669>83698As a milf enjoyer, 83698 + 20 or older.So youngest girl I would consider is 83718.
>tfw no girl has ever replied weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to my postDon't give me a pity weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now, it won't be the same.
>>31514919Orangutans have started spear fishing recently and themselves to use saws provided by humans. Our dexterity is great but not uniquely so. Our unique traits are complex reasoning, extremely complex social structures, literacy (we made this one ourselves), superior levels of aggressive curiosity, and bipedal endurance runs.
I love you. You are truly beautiful, and I feel so lucky that we found each other. Your smile always makes my heart soar.
>>31514954A 120lb kangaroo is not flipping 200lb me over. Especially not punching me in the face with anything more powerful than a slap.>>31514959And once I do it’s over. Even if I don’t they’re weak boned and have exposed ribs
>>31514702MPeople think things were built better in the past because they were handmade, as opposed to factories. There might be some truth to this, but I think cheaper materials being used nowadays are to blame.
>>31514968Yeah I realized the first sentence sounded like I was trying to imply that the porn is the underlying problem. And I do not think that is the case.I was more so trying to say that rather than wallowing and making it worse by fixating on false targets and dragging himself further, he should try to disconnect with that and connect more with what is actually happening around him.
>>31514968im not an incel, I have a gf and had another partner a couple years agoits just that I have an obsessive mind and easily fall into these traps
>>31514926>>in what way>maybe this, but maybe that but idunno maybe I want that other instead but hmmm i'm not sureThat's you.Make up your mind, decide what you want and work towards getting it.
>>31514974Some species of kangaroo can weigh up to 200lbs and they're leaner than humans.
>>31514937Kangaroos are dangerous for sure but they don't weigh enough and no matter how strong and clawed they are their joints limit the flexibility of their legs enough to tone down the threat of their kicks. Their skull shapes also make them vulnerable to concussion or death from human fists. The average modern man kills a kangaroo four out of five death matches.
>>31514981honestly, having a gf and being into the type of porn you are is vastly more pathetic than being an incel, as insane as that isjust ask your gf to fuck other men in front of you it's obvious you crave it
>>31514960No, bitch. In the previous comment, I did use punctuation, and my comment was intelligible, unlike yours which needed punctuation but you failed to use it. In contrast, my second comment didn't need punctuation to be intelligible, and so you really did nothing by adding capitalization and a period.
>>31514987>>31514974I did not realize that kangaroos are that light, I weigh about as much as a kangaroo
>>31514985That’s like saying some humans can grow to 7’3 and 300lbs. I’m talking about the average kangaroo. They have no defense for a grab at all aside from thrashing. Most adult males are less than 170lbs
>>31514989>intelligibledoubtAnyways rephrase in a way that people can actually respond to if you want your incel nonsense to get replies.You're welcome
>>31514803M>Is it wrong to have a best friend of the opposite sex?No.>Do you or your partner have a best friend of rhe oppositeI don't, but I've been with some girls who did.>Would you be opposed to them being close?Yes. I probably would. However, that usually doesn't end up being the case.NTA, but a lot of times when women have a "male best friend," it's a guy they're emotionally manipulating because they know he wants to be their bf. I didn't reject those girls because I thought the two were fucking. I rejected them because I was horrified by the fact that they could treat another human being like that. He deserves a life too. Let him go.
Had a banana, should I have another?
>>31514950i'm not. i'm saying in the past I have been a cuddle buddy with one of them, and after talking to all 3 of them they aren't for me. that one who i cuddled with did used to want to be my gf and he still might be interested but it just isn't it for me, i just foubd out he doesn't tip waiters so i feel mixed about that morally in a way. the other one who had me as his gf for a short time turned out to be too mentally ill. I'm not trying to actually do anything like that like cuddle/fuckbuddiesthe mentally ill one is more like a friend now I guess, also he has intimacy issues so sex us a no. sometimes I wished I could go to Japan and pay for cuddles.also it's weird you'd assume I'd ever have a husband even in hypothetical. idk anon. guess I would want a guy to focus on me here and now.
>>31514897>I'm kindof a switch but wanna be more domwould you chain me up and put me on a leash?
>>31514992Even if it's 150lbs, a 50lb advantage doesn't guarantee a win at all. And their tails are pretty strong, so they could use those as well as their legs to throw you off of them.
>>31514996maybe with some peanut butter too this time
>>31514983that's depression talking saying i probably won't find the one anyway
>>31514996Kinda gay anon
i need to experience paizuri
>>31514854>I don’t have anyone who wants to date me and never have. If you are a woman, this is utter bullshit. There have been plenty of guys interested in you. You either weren't interested in them, or they were too nervous to initiate.>How do I get my friend to stop asking? I don’t want to get into it with them and want to keep that part of my life private, just because it’s pretty patheticJust be honest, and say you don't want to talk about it. It's your life to manage.
>>31515000This isn’t like a difference in humans where a trained 150lb man can beat an untrained 200lb man. Roos are dumb by comparison to us and they’re easily predictable when they fight things
>>31515006I have only ever been with chestlets unable to experience paizuri and I still have a need in my marrow to know what its like.
>>31514997>I feel like I can't attract a man enough to truly want to be together till either of us die.Isn't this the goal? Work towards that goal by being the type of woman that such a man would search for.The fact that you're failing to find cuddlebuddies/fuckbuddies is irrelevant, you shouldn't be searching for cuddlebuddies/fuckbuddies in the first place.
>>31514877>Men: would you transition "to make your life easier"?Not easier enough to be worth it. I've never seen one that's convincing.
>>31515006>>31515011Just call it tittyfucking you damn weebs
>>31514999Ntafemdom is cringe, so is a man getting treated like a dogbut those sweaty booba oh my god
>>31514893I had to google who that was. It's... porn. Stop taking porn seriously.
>>31514993It is intelligible, otherwise how did you figure it's "incel nonsense". Besides, it's really not that hard, dumb chica. All I did was use two adverbs in succession. You must've been homeschooled.
>>31515017no, its different. the heart and soul put into it would be different.
Should I stay in Santa Fe for the month or pick somewhere closer to the lab?
>>31515006It’s pretty nice.
>>31514955Disagree.Blonde hair is instant turnoff for me unless they have good dark eyes.
>>31515024I have no context but my gut tells me closer to the lab
>>31514854Tell her she needn't worry, because even if you were a lesbian, you wouldn't go for her. And watch her lose her shit.
>>31515021I wonder if you can actually feel the heartbeat during titfucking
>>31515010Whatever, anon. Go fight a kangaroo then, if you're so sure you'd win.
>>31515020no what happened was that i saw names im supposed to recognize because why followed with tired tropes and my eyes glazed over
>>31515018Nah.Femdom is based.I agree that Petplay is cringe af though. It's being a furry without the fur suit.
Women, would you date a guy if he told you his dick is small?Men, would you date a girl if she told you her vagina is huge?
>>31514403>Men for nowSorry any amount of gay is not for me
>>31515031Instinct tells me yes because the penis is sensitive and if I lay on a chest I can feel the heartbeat. Logic tells me no because you don't measure pulse with your thumb.
>>31515038>Men, would you date a girl if she told you her vagina is huge?Yeah.She has a mouth, right?
>>31515038yesto bothF btw
>>31514803F>Is it wrong to have a best friend of the opposite sex? No. A lot of people are not good at being friends with the opposite gender but it depends on the person and the specific friendship.>Do you or your partner have a best friend of rhe opposite Well, we're besties, duh. My husband doesn't talk to non-me women, I have a couple of men in my social circles and I'm very close to one.>Would you be opposed to them being close?No.
>>31515038>Men, would you date a girl if she told you her vagina is huge?even just to check if she's for real
>>31515038when she got a pussy like a cave....
>>31515047Assume that when you have sex with her, it genuinely feels like you're fucking air
>>31515032IM NOT SAYING ID BE FINE!!!!I don’t want to fight a kangaroo the same way I don’t want to fight a 100lb crackhead. I’m just saying they’re losing if we do
>>31514996do it
>>31515019like i said, it has amateur women who seem horny for him
>>31515017No it has more Cachet when you use prettier foreign words
>>31515055Yeah, porn actresses. Who get paid.
im outstay queer, thats enough pride for me
Oi Sheelaz izziz 'roo bothuhrin yew???
>>31515035no no, pet play is based when it's a woman being treated like a dog
>>31514974your 200lb has like half the muscle mass of that roo and no sharp claws at the ens of your fingers.in other words, i do hope you go and try
>>31515014I know the goal. f/c buddies aren't it. I also have a septum piercing and am looking fo something serious and it sucks some people think I'm super promiscuous.
>>31515051
>>31515050This is me but with a singular wolf or a mountain lion with the caveat being that I have a bat.
my cat drank from my glass of water and now I have to go to the kitchen to clean it
>>31515033Okay, you weren't homeschooled. Stop crying. I'm asking what do white women think about Nara Smith dating a model, while they fuck the same 3 deadbeat men from their county
>>31515024Try something new, do Santa Fe for a month
>>31515050K. Should I line up a chimpanzee after your cage match with the roo? Or do you want to go straight to the gorilla?
>>31515049ok but is she a good intelligent person who cares for mother earth and appreciated the wonders of the world?
>>31515068nice.
>>3151502940 min commute from a cool city vs 20 min from a place with nothing to do
>>31515058Well. A woman here got horny from it. IDK
>>31515080Maybe.
>>31514955Fuck I wish I had a gyaru gf
>>31515067>septum piercingWhyyyyyyAnd you wonder why you're single
>>31515076A chimpanzee is not a kangaroo. That’s like going from fighting a deer to a bear
>>31515070untrue, cat's are self-cleaning. don't worry
>>31515018>>31515035>>31515063I don't want to be treated like a dog either but for her?I'd woof
>>31515070do you even love that cat?
>>31515073This is a very public schooled type thing to post aboutWho cares about celebs
>>31515067>and it sucks some people think I'm super promiscuousBecause you are. You're even still talking to a guy that you don't like (and he doesn't particularly like you either) because you want his dick. If you don't like people thinking you're promiscuous then end your contact with him and stop being promiscuous.
>>31515091ya waifu sucks man
>>31515085then maybe i will date her anyway. simple
>>31515082Commute is hell, always pick short ones.Driving 40 minutes to go have fun is infinitely better than wasting 80+ minutes every single day getting stuck in traffick
>>31515069If I had a medieval flail I’m taking out any animal under 400lbs aside from literally tigers and lions
>>31515082My opinion remains the same, if you want to go to the city you can still do it
>>31515099>traffick*traffic
Why do women wear the designated "breed me like a sow so I can get an abortion and cry" piercing then wonder why men expect that behavior of them
>>31515006It aint that good. Try rubbing your cock with your forearm or something. Thats kinda how it feels. It looks nice, but it doesnt feel good. Unless you use a lot of oil I guess, but the prostitute didnt do it for some reason.
This one time when I was a kid my father tried to "dad bite"my ice cream and I was too grossed out to want it anymore
>>31515106Xe hates his dad
>>31515100adult female bears on average weigh about 335lb
>>31515105> but the prostitute didnt do it for some reason.Useful disclaimer, that about sums up the value of your post.
>>31515024>you will get stabbed or shot living in Espanola >45 minute commute from Santa Fe>commutes get longer but living expenses get cheaper the further north you go >Albuquerque is affordable but 1h30m >Los Alamos is full and can't expand any further because it's between the rez and the mountainsLANL unironically sucks because of housing, and those fuckers want to expand more. You interning there or what?
>>31515099>>31515101The buses stop running at like 6. How do ai have a night out? An uber is like $120
>>31515097Name a better one
>>31515087OK>>31515095we don't talk that way anymore. I am not looking to explicitly fuck.
>>31515114>aishitwhy am I not surprised
>>31515113No car?
>>31515109You might have me there
>>31515089hmmmm>>31515092I LOVE her. I ADORE her. And my two other cats.
>>31515112OH, also you know what they told me when I asked about the commute/living expenses in a job interview?>One of our employees owns a small plane and flies in from Albuquerque every morningjust get a pilot's license and a plane lol, lmao
>>31515115>I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situation,You are still aiming to make the fuckbuddy situation happen, according to your earlier self.
>>31515120post pic for proof
>>31515089OH I just understood the joke. good one actually lol
>>31515117Retard luddite vs retard cucksawsubA battle for the ages
>>31515112I'm getting up to speed on research before I start my PhD.>EspañolaGetting beer at the Allsups was surreal. That had to be one of the strangest crowds I've ever seen.>>31515118I was implying I wanted to talk to wacky artists, get drunk, dance, and hit on girls on weekends
>>31515100Even a 350lb male gorilla?
>>31515113no car huh
>>31515127>luddism!Hating AIslop isn't luddism, because aislop isn't the future.
>>31515094>public schooled>type thingIf I let you off, take it and be grateful, trailer park bitch. Because you don't even sound homeschooled - your parents apparently couldn't bother - you sound illiterate. Take what I give you, and stop acting like you made me go easy on you.
>>31515132If I get lucky maybe, probably not tho
>>31515070>this nigga doesn't kiss his cats and dogs to greet themamerican barbarian
>>31515131>I was implying I wanted to talk to wacky artists, get drunk, dance, and hit on girls on weekendsAh I see. I realize I misunderstood immediately after replying but I have no opinion on this anymore.
>>31515117>>31515135you should calm down pal
Cutebeni best girl
>mfw there are /atoga/ns IN THIS THREAD with government clearances that are making nuclear bombs
>>31515122that is so unrealistically going to happen, I'd have a better chance at winning the lottery. yeah we both still find eachother attractive, but all signs point to no. but ibam also talking to him just as a friend I should have clarified that better. I literally told him to take a break from talking to me since his life is falling apart and he came back 2 hours later.
>>31515145Putting their whole hateniggerussy into it
>>31515143I don't even have the energy to tell you how basic you are, but you are so stepped in your basicness that you will simply get off from the attention I give you anyway.
>>31515136um. that wasn't even me.I think you need to go to bed
>>31515144She works at a brothel now
>>31515135Learn to weld.
>>31515153>i am the future SARRR
>>31515131Unfortunately LANL is the worst national lab if you want a social life because the entire community of Los Alamos is the lab. You're better off commuting and having a social life in Santa Fe. There's some good shit up there, bars, breweries... the santa fe opera house is about to start their season if you have money to burn. A lot of people from LANL live there so you'll probably find coworkers to go out with to get you started anyway. Also check out grrm's bookstore and get a signed copy of dunk and egg
>>31515151nooooooo dont say that ;-;
>>31515150you're both retarded
>>31515136I am homeschooled and even got into MENSA though, which makes me think you are a larping smile. Homeschoolers do not generally care about celebs because we consume TV slop from a young age and do not value social status.If you said a charter school or something maybe you could get away with it.
>>31515151Sloppy blowjob devil
>>31515145This ugly motherfucker is making radioactive hot bombs and basically YOU are FUCKING STUPID
>>31515147The fact that you failed changed nothing. You still attempted to have sex with him, and if he offers you sex in the future then you're going to take it. That makes you promiscuous.If you want a man who's loyal to you then end your contact with the men you have promiscuous behavior with.
>>31515145LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS
>>31515140Who knew t.gondii was a source of OBSESSED syndrome
total avatarfag death
>>31515158and you still need a nappyyes this applies even if you're not himyou'll feel better afterwards
>>31515145Is that itoh or do they rearrt arr rook same?
>>31515149If you're so much better, who is your waifu?
>>31515169My avatar is at home. Do you know what it is?
>>31515165how do you know I would take that? you literally don't. I'm taking a step back and slowly ghosting him unless he wants to have a serious conversation with something more. he and I talked about not wanting sex anytime soon if we did go further. he doesn't want it. of course if I find a different guy I would cease contact.
>>31515175Your penis?
WomenYou WILL wear the elf ears, you WILL make me a lembas, you WILL appropriate a fanciful functional culture for my amusement. It is written
>>31515169Is this the villain from Zootopia?
>>31515174nta but makima is objectively worst girl and nayuta was nothing but an improvement
>>31515179No sir, I keep that hidden, it’s too impressive. My avatar is a bloody anime girl.
>>31515169does this alpaca know capoeira?...
>>31515176>I'm still SORT OF talking to him for the off chance with could have a one night stand or fwb situation,Gee, how do I know that you would agree to sex if he offered sex? Either you're lying to us or you're lying to yourself.>of course if I find a different guy I would cease contact.Why don't you end your promiscuous behavior BEFORE you meet the man you want to win over by not being promiscuous?
>>31515181that's the alpaca nurse from Odd Taxi, which is an amazing anime!
>>31514215M Ass ass I love ass, I need ass, I crave ass, I need to taste ass, to breathe it in, to feel it!! Probably a little bit over the line even more so than most people are with it. Though I reckon most men do like it at a basic level though.
>>31515192Gay
>>31515188She does!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOiQhtMPe7Y
>>31515193Low t
>>31515195alpacapoeria...i love her now
>>31515183Kallen > CC don't @ meHow ironic that pinkish red haired women are the best in both
>>31515196Thoughts on Star Madison?
>>31515196Love black girls
>>31515197Gay
>>31515201>Star MadisonI don't think I know who that is
>>31515203Low t
>>31515190he said he would want me to initiate sex if we got to that point. but he's the kind that says he gets panic attacks. we aren't sexting or talking lewd at all. it's mostly just asking how the other is doing or shating pics of our pets. he is someone to talk to and I guess we re both bored. he doesn't get to talk to his friends about the stuff he does with me. I'm prolly lying to y'all, I have had a ons and fwb in the past. it's just this guy caught my attention but he already lost it. I am thinking of taking a break for a month or two before dating again.
>>31515204Google her. Tell me your thoughts.
>>31515207uhh...
>>31515206sharing not shating lmao
Sometimes I go on /gif/ and just try to guess which threads were started by women ITTFor example, there's a "clothed women giving blowjobs" thread up and I'm 85% certain it was made by a foid here
>>31515210The Instagram, yes. Le based black girl.
>>31513849I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that women really only have one type in men It’s oddly freeing knowing you’ll die alone and accepting it, like you don’t like your fate but you’ve accepted it
>>31515213I guarantee that was made by a man, and you don't quite understand women like you think you do.
>>31515161No, the truth is often you don't resort to homeschooling by choice: you either were bullied out of school (and that makes you a weakling), or you were born to retarded most likely religious screwjob parents, who like to keep things in the family wink wink. You've never left your hometown, and you never will, because mommy and daddy will never let you amount to anything (isn't that why they homeschooled you in the first place: so that you turn out socially inept and never leave the nest and remain at their service / never make sth out of yourself). Also,the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about your retarded categories. So don't expect me to know what a charter school is. But assuming that's where poor kids go, that's still better than you, a fucking weakling who pisses themselves at the thought of having to leave their (parents) home.
>>31515214He's cool, I guess
>>31515213That's easy mode, wait until you ultra instinct and can tell which of the rape/abuse/cnc/drugged/blackmail/cheating OPs are and aren't women
>>31515213Definitely those ones where it’s women getting slapped and fucked hard
>>31515213God I hate that fucking board everyone on their types like they're still a boomer in 2006/b/ and half the catalog is a bunch of race war garbage started by men who you know have neither a BBC or a BWC.I still force myself to go on there once in a while it's a good place to pirate stuff from only fans creators with bbls. Who are like the only 3D woman I fap to.
>>31515219The woman, bro. The woman with the large derrière.
>>31515217Pick a cope, you stupid bastard. No I've about your schizo shit where you assign two teams, then keep switching jerseys and screaming about how many points you're up by. Take your meds.
>>31515215whatever you need to cope
>>31515224Blacked cuckshit is clearly a concerted effor to spam so I don't see why it isn't banned yet.For me /gif/ is>is there an anal in the ass thread?>no>leave
>>31515225she feels very short.
>>31515228Sure there’s guys like me who get gfs but I know they’re not the men those women want
>>31515224> only fans creators with bblsGood taste, are you also a LKDI fan?
>>31515213I'm actually convinced you are the biggest retard in this thread.
>>31515231Yeah must be like 5’2 or some shit. But the ass is wild. Maybe natty but I doubt it.
>>31515226Go choke on your coke 0 after finishing your 4th "dinner" and have a bathroom baby, trailer trash cunt
>>31515038fprobably not
>>31515237That feels like 4'8 to me
>>31515217>>31515239bro shit his pants because he is a solid 95IQ shitwit
>>31515239Pick one (1) cope per abject humiliation you greedy bitch
>>31515233Low Key dead inside? She's all right, bigger the better in my eyes, so I prefer girls like Lala koi.
>>31515242Yeah that would explain the proportions. Either way I’d cut her in half. >>31515245Oh like Zmeena Orr and Goldendoll?
State GenderYou WILL shit your pants, there's no way out of thisWould you ratherbe stuck on a 6 hour plane ride, a 6 hour bus ride, a 6 hour uber, or driving yourself for 6 hours
bbls are a satanic against nature, and I don't even believe in Satan
>>31515248
>>31515248BBLs hurt my soul, I know they are an illusion>t. ass man.
>>31515243I have 95iq, and protozoa have 1 more cell than you have brain cells :)
>>31513849Men,Would you? She’s 4’4
>>31515180will you wear the elf ears and grow your hair out too? we can make cute seedcakes for bilbo's birthday
>>31515247Mplane obviouslya 6 hour flight is nothing if you've traveled from the west coast to the east coast
the only people here right now are retarded loser moids
>>31515248I kinda got over my BBL lust, but it’s nice as a fantasy.
>>31515256Duh
>>31515257My hair is grown outThe beard stays though
>>31515244i don't know what that means and i don't care either. womp womp.
>>31515256That's tiny.
>>31515256It wouldn't deter me.
>>31515260This thread is 80% women larping as caricatures of their exes
My cute coworker gave birth to a kid :(
>>31515260Hey and me, I’m working!
Women, if you were my gf, would you get jealous of the adoration I have for my oshi, of all the money and time I spend on her?
>>31515256only because shes so tiny, i have no particular attraction to her face>>31515251incredible
>>31515272
>>31515038M Yes actually, I guess just note that most men won't as a very necessary warning, but the best or at least the longest and most consistent sex that I've had, maybe not the best but certainly again the longest and most consistent, where I made the girl orgasm two to three times per sex session instead of just one, was specifically because her vagina was probably among the deepest I've had, it was pretty good it helped stimulate me constantly, and even though I only went for half an hour at the longest record between us before she told me to stop and just cum I'd bet good money in the millions that I don't have to anyone on Earth that I could have probably gone for an hour or two straight had she told me not to stop. Though I do last long and regular and really small or tight vaginas, at least 20 minutes I know that, but usually I can't go at such a harsh pace, I have to do that thing in porn where people stop or just don't thrust as well to get it under control and not come too quick. I wouldn't say it's a preference though, I think we put too much thought into penis or vagina size when the fact remains that body motion is probably going to help further than any sort of tightness or size could, that's why I held off on saying it was definitively the best, cuz I probably had two to three girls who I would have to give spots above her despite being tighter and harder to handle by proxy because they actually know how to move their bodies.Which is why I've said before multiple times almost on a daily basis in the past few months, that every woman on earth should probably learn to twerk obviously not to do it in public but it would probably make your husband really happy, at least it will make me very happy.
>>31515213....hey thanks for the heads-up, anon..
Euro hours suck
>>31515275
>>31515246Yeah exactly like those two.
>>31515002"The One" is a children's fairytale.Do you really believe a species could survive if it's members had to find one special person among all of them? It would die out. That isn't how it works at all.
>>31515278Do women really not periodically scan the catalog of each board here? Like at least every few months?
>>31515283I just use the search to cut right to the chase of what might be posted on the boards
>>31515256Under 4’10 with normal proportions almost automatically makes you a fucktoy. At that point your use is taking dick.
>>31515286Which excludes anything you don't already know you might want to see. Set up 4chan X highlight filters and it will auto for you, pin related threads to the top of the catalog of each board you visit, then you can scroll down to see what else is thereIt's the perfect browsing experience
>>31513849Is yoga or the bar a better place to meet slutty milfs?
>>31515289nta but what am I doing wrong then
>>31515281I used to like that, then my ex left. For some reason I prefer more natural girls now.
he says I'm wasting my time talking to him so why does he keep reaching out to me?
>>31515293You haven’t met me yet. How tall are you?
>>31515295Why do you keep reaching out to him?
>>31515291well that does sound pretty good, yeah
>>31515294Your ex had a BBL?
>>31515298It's super based plus you get funny false positives sometime
>>31515301Ok that definitely sounds like a plus I would enjoy lol
I was watching a video and the guy said something that was supposedly a joke, but I think it's true: men don't love women. Is it time to admit this yet? 4chan men are just on the further end of the spectrum, but I think men don't actually enjoy being with women. And that's why women are angry towards men: at any moment, they're more invested and that's what they resent: men's ability to disentagle their feelings from everything.True or false?
I want my wife to have a bbh (big beautiful heart to love me with forever - I am depressed)It also auto corrected to baby, based phoneGet pregnant, future wife
>>31515301Yeah "funny">Don't want to miss pee/peeing threads>Constantly spammed with any thread with "speed" or like "peer to peer" in it on all boardsFUCK
>>31515303Women are the ones incapable of loving men albeit, and that's why men are angry towards women.
>>31515297well I was under the impression we both weren't gonna look at eachother that way anymore. I made a joke "what are we doing here" when we both foubd out about being born as accidents and he pivoted to saying he told me i was wasting my time, when i meant talking about being accident babies. so I thought it was weird.he always reaches out to me to say good morning. now tonight he was wanting to videocall since I said no yesterday I just left him with a one word reply so I hope he gets the message, whatever it is.
>>31515303I don't enjoy being with evil people.I did not ask women, black people, Jews, Muslims, communists or homosexuals to overrepresent in this category, and I be a much happier and friendly person if you would cut that shit out. I derive NO happiness, pride, satisfaction or fulfillment from despising and avoiding you and much rather go back to treating you equally in exchange for any reasonable degree of and mutuality.PLEASE go back to acting human.
>>31515313There's no we here, Anon, there's just you, making a mistake.
>>31515313He's just being himself, but You on the other hand, are acting absolutely retarded.
Hello, foids. I just had a shot and a beer and steak.Which of you are going to have sex with me?
>>31515309Do you actually enjoy spending time with women? Let's be fr. Ask the few married men here, or those who have gfs, they'll tell you they almost always would rather be spending time with their male
>>31515323Based and true
>>31515318>>31515320okay so what?
>>31515323male friends
>>31515325lolperfect
>>31515323We're not born that way. We're not the adult versions of the boys who didn't want girls in their treehouse. Those were the jocks mostly. We acquire an aversion to women through a lifetime of negative experiences with women and being told to "go outside and meet real women" whenever we mention our common experiences.
>>31515300Nah, just peachy. Idk what it is. It was like I lost interest in BBL girls.
Do you think a fat and balding guy will ever find love?
>>31515308You can filter it by boards anon. Here's how I've got mine set.
>>31515334NahBut you won't be able to lose weight with no one to love and no reason to live eitherVicious cycleIt's over
>>31515330That's not true, though. Jocks don't enjoy spending time with women either. I've said it before and I'll say it again: no one hates women as much as handsome men who can get laid. They think women are easy because they know there is very little they can do to convince a woman not to sleep with them. But they realize they can be the most npcs to ever exist and would still get laid because many women are shallow. Also, lately, there's a trend for men to larp as more feminine presenting (a la timothee chalamet) but even those turn out to secretly hate women.
>>31515329I mean genuinely though.
>mfw had to go to the ATM because neither of the people I steal cash from are homeState gender. What hardships did you have to go through today?
>>31515303why would I enjoy being with women if sex is denied to me?
>>31515338It's trueDon't know why you're mentioning twinksAnyways I told you only the painful, difficult, exhausting, woeful, depressing truthI have been friends with plenty of womenPast tenseWomen don't really appreciate their friends much overall
>>31515337Devastatingly depressing.
>>31515340MDidn't get to bash your skull in with a blunt todayFeeling depressed
>>31515345It must be hard for u
>>31515247Driving myself? What kind of retarded shit is this? Shit my pants, pull over, ditch underwear, clean myself up. Hell if I'm lucky I might find a gas station or truck stop and it's a clean getaway. Second choice, bus. On a plane it's obvious and claustrophobic. I'm not all that concerned what other people on a long distance bus might think of me. They even have toilets on them, so I could just ditch undies there and clean up.
>>31515342If you were dating or married to a woman, sex would be on the table, but it wouldn't be the only activity you do with her! I mean sex is cool and all, but it lasts what? 20 minutes? Then what? What are you gonna do being in the proximity or presence of someone you don't like?
>>31515340M.Missing my ex a lot, feeling very alone.
>>31515340MDid a funny dance, only to immediately find out it was a terrible idea to do so without underwear. External genitals are a curse, truly. Can't even do funny dances without support.
>>31515340F. wasting my time and thoughts on a guy being passive aggressive with me
>>31515344YeahI had a stuffed crust pizza from Walmart today thoughIt was pretty good but too saltyI had two sandwiches tooAlways buy a little too much food to fit in my freezer so I have to overeat or it will go bad and I live alone you knowNot really even my faultMaybe next week I will apply for another online jobBeen over a month since I quit the last one and the money will run out by end of yearPlus my car needs workUpside to being unemployed is I lie down all day (except meals)
>>31515349I'm sorry anon. What's on your mind? Anything specific?>>31515353Dance safely, dummy.>>31515356That's silly of you. What is he doing?
>>31515348>If you were dating or married to a woman, sex would be on the table,that's a big if, women get angry when they realize that almost all men are not willing to enjoy their company if it off the table
>>31515343>Don't know why you're mentioning twinksWhat does twinks mean? Gay? Well, the men I have in mind aren't gay, it's just that they present more femininely, which some women take as that guy being more in tune with his feelings or whatever and therefore could be more understanding or some shit than a masculine man kek Then turns out he doesn't give a shit about her either. I mean does anyone think Timothee is dating Kylie Jenner for her brains or her thoughts? No, it's for that bbl ass that he keeps pinching in public at every chance he gets kek
>>31515356who, lmao
>>31515360>Dance safely, dummy.Next you're going to tell me I can leave my friends behind. Pure propaganda. Silly dancing > safety dancing.
>>31515348Sex againLook at her nakedBecome a drunkShoot myselfWomen should stop devoting their existence to being unfair unjust and unlikeable then I would like themMy standards are low and I can compensate for a lot of personality defects in a partner but I can't eat a rotten fruit
Man romance:>Cute girl is nice / Mommy loves you / Bimbo would like to have sex with youWoman romance:>Tall billionaire psycopath vampire emperor RAPES you RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>31515360The woman I wanted to spend my life with is gone. I am alone. No one to be vulnerable with anymore. I gotta do it on my own now.
>>31515362No, dude. That doesn't make any sense. You can't hate shopping or listening to her yammering about some reality tv show but then she sucks your dicks and you metamorphose into a guy who likes hearing about 90 day fiancé
>>31515370How long ago did you guys break up?You don't have to be alone forever. I know how it feels like it's impossible to love again sometimes, but it's not quite the case.
>>31515369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kg3ricPLM
>still haven't gotten over that one girl from high school, even all these years laterHow over is it for me?
>>31515376can't relate.The only thing I remember from "that one girl" was the fact that her skin was black, and that's hot.
>>31515371it's not about liking it, it's about tolerating ityou understimate the BS most men can go through if they feel like there's a reasonable ammount of sex they're getting after that.The girl I took her vcard didn't have a single friend and she's an awful person, if she didn't give me sex I would have dropped her like they did
>>31515360>>31515365I felt like him reminding me I'm wasting my time on him randomly was weird when that's not what I was implying when I told a joke. like, I get it
>>315153722 days. Idk, can’t see how I will be loved again. Just feels like I’m expected to have a purpose in life and I don’t. And if I’m loved it’ll be for what I can provide. Not who I am.
>>31515338>no one hates women as much as handsome men who can get laidWeirdest cope. Handsome manwhores are always very friendly and attentive towards me even when they have 0 interest in bedding me. They're sociable people, they would not be getting around otherwise. Manwhores make more dependable friends than the awkward and unattractive men who are significantly more to likely to be deceptive and try to leverage their way into a woman's pants just because she talks to them and has a vagina.>many women are shallowWhy would this be blackpilling for a manwhore? It's not as though he's picking his own lays based on their wonderful personalities and unique and fascinating ways of thinking.
>>31515371Can't you just have less vapid interests? It's not even the shows themselves it's your media conditioned to poorly ape faggot behavior which is itself a poor parody of stupid bimbo behavior. Nothing about it is actually feminine, it's hellworld bizarre perversion of your actual personality. Women just shouldn't watch television before the age of 40. Neither should men. Kill Hollywood.
>>31515369Imagine tall vampire emperor raping a cute mommy bimbo.
>>31515383Shut up, roastie.
>>31515331Hm I see.Couldn't be my, ex had a meh ass, but was exactly my type otherwise, I just leaned into my type even more, and didn't let it get to me despite how shitty of a human being she was.
>>31515383Let me solve the puzzle for you: They are sociopaths and you know other women. They know you know other women. They are as obsessed with their social status as you are, for similar reasons. Women are sociopaths by default so goes undiagnosed.
>>31515385No.
>>31515387That’s fair. I kinda just prefer fit girls now. Smooth, strong, taut. All that jazz. Not muscle girls, mind you.
>>31515381Oh, that's fucking harsh. The first few days are the absolute worst, it really feels like you're falling apart.The only sincere advice I can give you is to not be scared to let yourself love again, and to be loved again. Don't let this pain make you a worse person. There are decent people out there who will love you for you.>>31515380Sounds like a misunderstanding, try to clear it up!
>>3151529I can't reliably use 4chanx on atoga. It's too biiiiiig anon it won't all fit in.
I just came across some videos of pretty men crying in dramas for a woman and it's so attractive. My neurons are activated HARDCORE. And I see thousands of other women say the same (can't even fit 5% of the comments in one pic)Why do red pill men tards always say it's the worst thing ever? This shit is turning my brain on.
>>31515384>Can't you just have less vapid interests?You're preaching to the wrong choir
>>31515338>no one hates women as much as handsome men who can get laid.Married to a handsome man who adores me, been friends with handsome guys at several points of my life. Surely doesn't feel like it.>because many women are shallowIf that makes you hate women, you're a retard. Men like hot women, women like hot men. That doesn't make anyone particularly evil.
>>31515385Just imagined it,Nice.
>>31515402men don't like only hot women
>>31515397Narcissistic psychopathic women who want to make men suffer.Repugnant.
>>31515397depends if the guy is cute or not
>>31515404This is true, I for one love ugly women
>>31515402Another roastie.
>>31515388I only know other ugly and fat women. Moreover, sociopathy isn't a diagnosis used in modern medicine and manwhores' treatment of me doesn't line up with the symptoms listed on whatever pop psych sites talk about "sociopathy" rather than antisocial personality disorder, and the latter lines up with neither women's nor manwhores' behavior.
>>31515383Is that what you tell yourself when you masturbate to the thought of him fucking you? You're fucking stupid if you think attractive men care about your "personality". They just learned to hide their sexism, unlike the autistic 4chinners here. Case in point: Matt Rife. Women gave that unfunny loser a career, and for what? Because their pussy goes wet looking at him. And he played into it and pandered, until he decided he didn't want you anymore, showed his true personality, called the pussy of a girl he was fucking a piece of schewed gumYou're so fucking stupid, it hurts
>>31515397>Why do red pill menI cried in front of my ex and she told me to quit being a bitch and stop sympathizing with her lol.Anything women say is toxic masculinities fault is really just projection. You like seeing a scene but you'd hate seeing the real thing, never falling for that one ever again.
>>31515397It only works for "pretty" menYou are a latent homosexualAlso the "redpill" artists are way ahead of you on this. There is a study they always refer to that women consistently rated smiling as the least attractive facial expression on the same men (double blind) Women will try to make you suffer to either prove you love them and will stay with them or to feel an almost sexual emotional catharsis for "breaking" you - then after the novelty wears off you'll "lose the passion" and use it as an excuse to cheat.Your discovery is just a piece of the "redpill", not an antidote to it, and the redpill itself is just a piece of the truth.
>>31515404Neither do women.
>>31515415>>31515414CopeI want a pathetic obsessed man crying at my feet (he must be cute though)
>>31515419
>>31515420Cope, you'd hate it even if it was twink Chad who was crying in front of you, because women don't know what they want.
>>31515402So you're literally embracing the fact that you're shallow and there's nothing more to you than your body? kek pls kysAlso, don't rely on the fact you're married too much. Many men blow out their entire families for a (hotter) side piece. I never said men don't get married, I said they're less invested. And you sound invested, but I can't say the same about your husband, just because you think he is.
>>31515411"Modern" psychiatry invents new terms and classifications for the same maladies every decade or so to justify their existence and dodge accountability.That's one of the main reasons it's such a disgraceful scam. Jung himself could never be so hacky as "modern" psychology. It's truly pathetic.
>>31515420SeetheLearn to readYou are not worth crying overMen's tears are meaningful
>>31515419lollmao
>>31515303False.Men absolutely do fall in love with women, can enjoy their company and become attached but all of that gets burned away with time and experience. By the time women are looking for permanent relationships in their mid to late 20s, the men in their peer group are disillusioned and jaded with them, and looking for the more practical aspects of relationships.
>>31515395It was a joke I made about us dodging abortion by us being born accidentally. i did clear the air and he said oh okay, and then went on to talk about his bad genes he was born with. then said he wasn't in a good place and that he doesn't feel safe in the world and how he feels lost etc. just dumping his feels
>>31515303I could only enjoy being with non-whore women which excludes like 80% of modern western women
>>31515430Remember women: the men you are telling to go meet women have, and that's why they now spend all their time online the insecure online-onlies are the simps who believe and repeat The Right Opinion. Always, always, always.
Depressing thread tonight.
>>31515303In my experience it's more that women don't enjoy being with me.
>>31515435Depressing world, you don't like it? Kill yourself.
>>31515415>women consistently rated smiling as the least attractive facial expression on the same men I fucking knew it. Women always complaining about me autistically not smiling in pictures, they were trying to trick me.
>>31515438I’ve tried.
>>31515439They don't know what they want and also aren't attracted to you in general
I can no longer trust women after being sexually coerced by my brothers wife, thoughts?
>>31515438nta but I keep failing and they send me to grippy socks jail
>>31515440I was going to tell anon not to be so mean butHow do you fuck up something so simple lol
>>31515412I don't masturbate to 3d men. If he wanted to fuck me or virtue signal, why put in effort to get to know me and be there for me for years? And never actually try to date or fuck me or any of my friends? Handsome manwhores do not have to orbit unattractive women for sex.>u r stupid i bet ur pusy is ugly>source: some amerifat celeb dramaJesus Christ why is morning atoga like this
>>31515444By having your ex there that forcefully stops you. Thanks.
>>31515397I love crying guys. They're so vulnerable.
>>31515421Plenty of normal looking dudes have gfs and wives. Most of my friends are dating average looking dudes.>>31515424>you're literally embracing the fact that you're shallow and there's nothing more to you than your body?No? I'm saying that both men and women like people who look good, and hot people of both genders receive attention because of their looks. It's not a woman only thing like you're implying.You can like how a person looks and who they are. It's not like you have to pick. I love who my husband is and how he looks.> I can't say the same about your husbandI can. He loves me very much.
>>31515445Imagine blaming standard Euro hours on amerimutts
>>31515430That's not true. Men look for partners and or cheat at any age (even in their 40s and 50s...). So they're not disillusioned. And men in their 50s will absolutely and happily fuck a 27, 28, 29 year old, which you would consider old hags. Why? Simply because the woman is younger. Men want tight(er) bodies and blowjobs, let's be honest. If you fuck a man often enough maaaaaybe he'll develop some sort of connection to you, but don't count on it. And don't count on him not putting himself first in most situations and expecting the woman to "willingly" sacrifice her comfort for him, like his mother did unconditionnally for him. In reality, a wife doesn't love her husband as unconditionnally as a mother does.
>>31515432He sounds like an insecure guy and your joke probably made him feel more insecure.Just reassure him and be chill.
>>31515440Same, even survived four non sought after near death experiences.The most recent one taught me I truly have nothing left to live for if I were to just quick and painlessly, I was one millisecond away from having my head crushed the moment I realized I was one second away from being disconnected from consciousness I was at peace.There is very little left for me in this world, if I killed myself no one would care. Despite this I have some work left to do before I can.
This is what you Yuropoors get up to while us Americans are asleep?
>>31515446So you choose to do it while someone is around but it's totally sincere and not for attention
>>31515454And they always blame us when the thread goes to shit, no accountability
>>31515453I’d care, now that I know. >>31515456Sure.
>>31515459Let's stop funding their countries and Israel as a little prank
>>31515447kek
>>31515303I generally feel women don't love men either but see him as a utility. But personally I've never found a woman who I thought was so great that I "loved" her, I barely get past "she seems nice".
>>31515454These are not European hours. Europeans are at work/school right now. It is (may Allah forgive me for even thinking the word): Australians.
>>31515464>She seems niceBut she never really is T_T
>>315153234chan is the wrong crowd to ask.I would rather spend my time alone, but I'm also aware that i am a 1 in 1000 outlier. I used to enjoy female company but I'm now too disagreeable to tolerate much.
>>31515466Euros are lazy and shitpost from their fake government jobs
>>31515334No.Tou don't deserve it.
>>31515466I want an upside down wifeI wouldn't even yell at her for peeing on the ceiling
>>31515323See >>31515437
>>31515445It's an ego boost. It's also a status symbol: "hey look at how many women enjoy my company".But even if we accept that the one guy you have in mind is genuine, he's the exception not the rule. I can't believe you still don't understand that even libs whose whole shtick is being feminist and allies etc frequently get outed as sexist. Case in point: Vausk kek, or Destiny's subs who enjoy dragging any female streamer Destiny crosses. You know it, I know it. You just somehow want to believe in the old fairytale standard: beautiful looking = morally upright
>>31515369imagine a psychopathic bimbo vampire mommy trying to "fix" a broken aristocratic damphyr boy
>>31515466which you can tell by the thread's deadness
>>31515452yeah he said he felt alone in the world and he has to deal with stuff unexpectedly happening to him which has made his mood worse. other people have said he seems really insecure too. I mean does he think that lowly of me? he thinks he doesn't deserve me yadda yadda and even made a public rant about it. but he throws me off by saying how he wanted to have at most one kid and then flipped to saying he doesn't want them. said he wanted to get married one day and then later says maybe not really and pivoted how it didn't work for his friends. he said he was worried about meeting me and dating me since he isn't his best self right now and he says he wouldn't be upset if I found someone else even though we aren't a thing. I wish he felt better about hinself he told me he can't talk to his friends in depth about what's happened in life/going on really and he said his last therapist left him and he thinks no one wants to really help him. he thinks the worst of his situation. like he told me he didn't wanna live and he had a tantrum saying he wanted to slit his throat
>>31515303F. I definitely feel loved in my relationship, and have known many men who love both their woman and women in general. My FIL worships the ground his wife walks on, my dad loves my mom very much, my grandpa wrote letters to my grandma every day for 8 years while he was in the army.
>>31515482Putting up with craven women is an evil actWomen should just be better people if they want men who aren't criminals to like them
>>31515489I don't think he thinks lowly of you, he's mentally ill with poor self esteem and self-hatred
>>31515449>No?Yes? Because I didn't say you shouldn't like good looking people, but the context of comment is clearly women who put appearances above everything else. Meaning they don't give a shit whether a guy is sexist or not, they just see a handsome and think "I'm gonna fuck him"As for the remainder, I have no reason to believe anything about your marriage. You say your husband is husband, you say he loves... Those are things you claim and there's no evidence for. So they're worthless.
>>31515484>psychopathic>mommy trying to fixThat's contradictory, though.
>>31515484Imagine a husband/wife pair who hunt vampires and then make warm blooded human love amidst the ancient fineries to bless the lair so new vampires and other ghouls move in there because of the aura of happy memories
>>31515491>My FIL worships the ground his wife walks onKek, yeah right. Much like many men make public displays of affection towards their wives their entire personality then turn out to be the biggest cheaters, liars... You want to be blind, so there's nothing I can do for you. At least don't blindly trust that any of the men you're here boasting about are who say they are or love their spouses as they show to other people.
>>31515507We've been over thisIf you want men to like you don't be a bitch
>>31515495>the context of comment is clearly women who put appearances above everything elseYeah, and as I said there are people of both genders who put appearances above all else, it's not a women exclusive trait. Both genders can be very shallow, both genders can love genuinely. It's also possible for someone to behave in a shallow way in some occasions and love someone deeply in others.Hating women because some women are sometimes really shallow is retarded.> I have no reason to believe anything about your marriage. Yeah. You know nothing about it, don't talk about shit you don't know lol
>>31515493why don't you think so? it's not mutually exclusive. he admitted his self hatred to me. then he told me he'd be lying about one thing in the relationship(if we're in one hypothetically) and that was it. and then went on to say how can I love you(me) if I can't love myself. which, I suppose he does have a point there.telling me he wanted to slit his throat at an inconvenience definitely hurt me.
>>31515510It has nothing to do with being a bitch dude. It's not like men only lie and cheat because their wives are bad people.
>>31515518So, who hurt you?
>>31515489Why are you putting up with that bullshit anon. He needs alone time.
>>31515507>some men are bad, that means every man is bad!!! You don't know the people in your life!!Yawn.
>>31515518And the same for women, who cheat more than men. So?Why do you expect men to always be perfect and reliable when women aren't? Narcissism...
>>31515512>Yeah, and as I said there are people of both genders who put appearances above all else,No, see, that's just you and some other people and you think everyone's the same. >Yeah. You know nothing about it, don't talk about shit you don't know lolI didn't talk shit about it, I said a fact: we don't know and your testimony remains a bunch of statements we can't prove. Hell, I can't prove whether you're married or not. Besides, if you're easily hurt by stuff said online, then maybe don't mention things you claim to hold dear online so they don't become easy pickings
>>31515395It just doesn’t feel true. But thank you for your words.
>>31515522>>31515525Both of you have reading comprehension issues.
>>31515531You write with too much emotion and too little cohesionAnd you have bad breath
>>31515528>that's just you and some other peopleI don't put appearances above all else. I don't think everyone does, either. I think being shallow is not a gendered trait, and also having sex with a person for shallow reasons does not prevent from loving them or someone else deeply.>you're easily hurt by stuff said onlineI'm not hurt by anything you've said.
Hey EurostraliansI am pulling an all nighter sorting imagesJust checking in while I take a breakI trust you are all being good to one another and not posting cringe right? Remember, you are the babysitters of the free world while Americans are busy or sleeping. Don't forget to uphold the Anglo culture of excellence! Okay, love you!
>>31515521I actually told him to take a break from talking to me but he only did it for a few hours and then said he was ready to converse again.
>>31515539What kind of images are you sorting?
>>31515533smells better than your fat rolls
>>31515542Pretty sure he’s the one that posted the fairy pissing in an hourglass
>>31515548nta but I want to be that fairy
>>31515536I went back and Idon't understand what you're trying to argue. I said women who put appearances first are shallow and you're out here arguing yes women who do are ... Is your attempt at being a contrarian over yet? You're obviously not hurt. That's why you were like keep my hubby's name out of your mouth kek Go fuck yourself you and your hubby and your whole retarded family
>>31515539one look at british generals on 4chan taught me anglos are massive degenerates
>>31515549Suddenly I love women again
>>31515542Right now I'm checking through the last of the /aco/ threads I downloaded that were tagged with specific character names. I have been diligent this last week and I'm down to just Mei, Velma, and Catalina La Catrina. Just deleting what I don't want and correcting basic tags on ones I do and tagging them as checked. After that I have around 50k more unchecked /aco/ images to through, some have series tags or something like that. I am mainly just checking for which ones I want and I delete many based off of just thumbnails. I already sorted through /e/ stuff already last week, that was an unpleasant slog because even the threads I chose to watch and download from had a lot of pedo stuff, I think /e/ is a lost cause for future downloads honestly.I might do some tagging with /aco/ stuff as I go, recognizable characters, artist tags, info based on filename tags I already recently through my whole database deleting nearly all non meaningful filename tags from the file metadata so the tag DB is trimmed down nicely and filenames are helpful for tagging. But I can't get too bogged down with tagging on this first pass, just qc and thinning files is the main objective.After /aco/ I go back to /s/, already grouped some well tagged sets as collections but lots more to go.
GenderYou are taking accountability for your own happiness right? You aren't just passively waiting for "le society" to get better, right?
>>31515548I am. It was unexpected because I have a lot of pissing women content to through but I'm just sorting normal /aco/ cheesecake stuff right now from when /aco/ was good I needed a break from the peeing stuff because I have a billion video clips saved from when Tumblr was good (for porn accounts) and watching them all is a daunting task even for me>>31515549Based
>>31515550>I said women who put appearances first are shallow and you're out here arguing yes women who do areYou said good looking men hate women because some women like them for their looks and don't care about their personality. I said people of both gender can be very shallow, hating a whole gender because some people like you for your looks and don't care about who you are makes you a bit of a retard. >that's why you were like keep my hubby's name out of your mouth I wasn't, I said that since you admit you know nothing about my relationship maybe don't act like you do. If you want to be a cunt about it, then feel free to. I don't care.
>>31515561F. Yes.
can mentally ill men who hate themselves actually fall in love? and get better
>>31515558/brit/ on any board is gayer and more depressing than /lgbt/The Puritans did nothing wrong
>meet girl online>think she's mid to early 20s because of her job>we are getting along with shared interests and even watch a movie together>turns out she's actually just 18>be late 20s>cut things loose because uncomfortable>she still frequents online game I play>come on with different username>shows up in a room I frequent in the game>starts talking to me thinking I'm a stranger>shares details about me cutting her off>at this point this is weird because I'm pretending like I'm someone else and hearing all thisI'm sure its just her teenage hormones or whatever, just being young. This feels so awkward, I want to just neutrally be in the game again. Should I just admit it was me and nip everything in the bud and double down that I'm okay with civil chat but I don't see her that way?
>>31515569only mentally ill men fall in love
>>31515569>can mentally ill men who hate themselves actually fall in love?Yes.>and get betterI don't know.
>>31515561M YesBy avoiding society as much as I can until/unless they stop killing unborn childrenEveryone else can go fuck themselves I have video games to playOnce I get land and build a house the avoiding other people will ramp up even further
>be me in uni>part of illustration group>we improve together, etc>been 3 years of me knowing this guy, good friend to me>he opens up about his issues>I listen to him and support him>few weeks pass, I start opening up about mine>gets upset, flips out about "why does everyone trauma dump on me">ifeellikeshit.jpg>don't open up ever again>we still talk though, long years have passedDid I do anything wrong? I genuinely wasn't trying to upset him, and I still think back to it
>>31515499HOT>>31515496ok ur can make the boy psychopathic instead
>>31515517He probably doesn't realize he's hurting you because he's absorbed in his own negative feelings and self disgust.
>>31515579But you never pointed out his hypocrisy to him at any point did you?
>>31515577>until/unless they stop killing unborn childrenMaybe this will radicalize you but this is not a modern society thing. Abortion has been a necessity for millennia. There's been a lot less abortions in modern days now that contraception exists, but you can't live in a world without abortion because it will always be necessary as long as unwanted or unviable pregnancies are a thing.
>>31515585What for? To upset him again? :/I just figured I just don't try to deepen the friendship further, from my side at least.I really don't think he'd be receptive to that.
>>31515303>>31515309this shit is a mind virus which is memeing people out of being capable of loveI know multiple people self-sabotaging their own relationships because they're autistically following le redpill advice instead of just loving their partner and working through very basic problems.You can choose total self-interest or you can just to humble yourself to love.
>>31515579>part of illustration group>mentally illheh
>>31515565>hating a whole gender because some people like you for your looks and don't care about who you are makes you a bit of a retard.It doesn't necessarily. If you get objectified by even 7/10 men, you'll develop a diversion towards men. You can say you won't because generalization bad, but that's not how actually people work. That's just stuff people say to avoid being called bigoted. Nor was it my point whether it's retarded or not to develop such feelings, my point was just to acknowledge that a lot of men don't actually like women, even the hot ones that women get wet to sleep with, and who have an easier time charming women (almost no effort at all).
>>31515579some people are genuinely emotionally retarded and you need to avoid them.
>>31515589>or you can just to humble yourself to love.or you can choose to
>>31515586Something existing as in traces of it being found or mentioned is not the same as legalized, government funded, 2 out of 5 pregnancies. It is not necessary for you to the existence of condoms or kill children. Food has never been cheaper and more available. You are already radicalized and just repeating blaise talking points that are spammed everywhere and carefully dodge around what is actually happening for "this must happen, this will happen, this has always happened, it was always like this" staple demoralization. Murder used to be far, far more common than abortion throughout human history and is still quite common. So why don't you recognize it as inevitable and necessary and legalize it, you extremist? Why not legalize rape, heroin?
>>31515589NTA but this is the sanest post in here.The humble yourself to love part makes it seem you have to stay happy with "less" but I frankly do not consider my relationship with my boyfriend of 10 years any "less" just because he's not a gigachad model.
>>31515574>>31515576so why did he pull the "how can I love you if I can't love myself" linehe asked me to be his gf awhile ago but we held off on it to know more about eachother so is this his insecurity talking since I delayed the relationship
you cunts didn't listen last time but I've made some progress it might sound messy due to the reverbpost sex and what you think it's a NIN songhttps://voca.ro/1kN6I1Ws4QC4
>>31515586There were a lot more abortions back in history? That's not even remotely true, and what's this fake scared "I'll radicalize the scary fascists" stuff you assholes have started spamming everywhere, as if you're being remotely honest, moderate or reasonable?
>>31515600dunno, generally the reasoning people give you in these situations is totally immaterial anyway
>>31515598>It is not necessary for you to the existence of condomsWe have free condoms where I live, especially given to impoverished folk who don't have other means.>You are already radicalized and just repeating blaise talking points that are spammed everywhereNo, I had my own mother explained to me that she had to do a backroom abortion because if she didn't, she'd be kicked out at 19, in a small village filled with people who'd have no issue completely abandoning her and blowing up the issue by calling her a whore.She got pregnant because my dad (yes they dated since 19 and 20) didn't want her to use contraception because it's "unnatural and unnecessary".My mom grew to become a great professional, and have 3 kids who she was able to support and even helped us get deposits on our homes as we moved out.Why would it be better that she keep a baby at 19, be homeless and struggle to stay afloat, probably fall into drugs?
>>31515599>>31515589Howthoughit your assumption that people are just avoiding others out of pride and not because other people make genuinely miserable seems unwarranted to me
What should I do if I really really miss the people I met yesterday?I have work and other stuff so I wouldn't be able to meet them anyway, but the desire to is there. I don't even know how I can keep in contact with them because I have no social and they're friend of a friend and maybe even one step beyond. This nostalgia inside of me is unbearable at times. I wish I learned how to connect with people when I was younger...
>>31515605It's not simply "pride", it's often a defense mechanism combined with emotional immaturity.
>>31515605It is out of pride when they already have relationships and then fall for redpill shit and leave their wives/gfs for not being this weird pysop idea of a submissive woman
>>31515610the guy I know is doing just thishe's a dumbass who can't control his dick and clearly wants to go back to being a "player"
>>31515610I think men are more likely to get "redpilled" about how little their wives/gfs care about them
>>31515561M. It sure isn’t easy, but I’m trying. Trying to find a place to belong and a sense of purpose is very hard when you’re 26 and never felt that before. Even on 4chan I feel like an outsider and I’ve been here for 13 years.
>>31515604Right so social status and a career ambition was more important than a human life of her own child. "The time want right." Wow your personal story of how your mom was justified in being the type of psychopath you are because culture wasn't checking progressive enough just warmed my heart. They legalize the townsfolk while they're at it to avoid the inconvenience! You're totally not the exact type of death worshipping psychopath I want to avoid, and I just had never thought that people can have social pressure before! It's so awful your mother had to feel ashamed and uncomfortable and put her own health at risk in the process of killing off her inconvenient child! I definitely don't think of you as a subhuman reptile thinking this story is a justification for killing human beings!
>>31515603what do you mean? that he's bullshitting me?
>>31515586>>31515602They used to just leave unwanted babies in the woods and let nature take care of that problem. Or in some cultures, get a priest to ritually kill the baby on an altar for a good harvest.
>>31515599That's the thing, isn't it? People allude to this hypothetical "perfect person" like 'gigachad', even outside of the realm of dating and relationship advice, like health, as an example, but he does not exist.Trying to turn dating into a game of numbers, even this 0-10 looks scale, is complete nonsense.
>>31515615Alright, I'm gonna say it: BASED
>>31515611>>31515613The duality of men. Which is more likely? That these women who are in stable relationships don't care for their boyfriends or husbands, or is it more likely that the redpill twisted these men's perceptions about what "caring about them" means? Should a woman drop a job so you both become 50% poorer to somehow prove to you that she cares about you?
>>31515604if she did drugs that would also be her fault>I had to kill my kid or I'd be poor and do drugs! Bitch what?You did the fucking!You chose everything!
>>31515616No, I'm saying the reasoning you are given in these situations is irrelevant. The person could be telling what they consider to be the honest truth but it doesn't matter. All that matters is the end result, the motivation doesn't really change anything.
>>31515615>Right so social status and a career ambition was more important than a human life of her own child.It was with the goal of actually providing properly for future children, which she did. She made a choice:>do I become poor and homeless, and probably have my child taken from me to be passed from foster family to foster family and struggle?or>do I abort now, don't become homeless, get my career and have children when I have a home with my husband?And no anon, 99.9999% of women who abort become traumatized from it. No woman who has aborted that I spoken to wasn't completely emotionally shaken from the experience.The psychopaths are not the majority. And if you think like that, you have an extremely warped world view.
>>31515618>even this 0-10 looks scale, is complete nonsense.I know. God everytime I see people unironically rate others from 0-10 it contributes more to my depression.
>>31515620It's a matter of the maturity of both partners, how well that deal with problems, actually communicating one's wants and needs.Yes, some women genuinely are like that, who've just chosen some sucker to settle down with out of pure cynical self-interest, but quite frankly that is pretty obvious when it happens and you're a bit of an idiot if you miss it. The majority of people aren't like these fringe cases that le redpill is obsessed with.
>>31515621You make me want to wish retarded feminism wins full throttle so men are forbidden to ever vote on abortion laws.And I'm not even a feminist or believe any of that retarded shit. And yet, there's shitstains like you, who I see no way of dealing with other than to give you no rights on the matter.
>>31515624I laugh my ass off because you see people claim "10/10!" "ew no he's "5/10" lmao
>>31515625>The majority of people aren't like these fringe cases that le redpill is obsessed with.Of course not. But we are talking about these fringe cases.
>>31515630It's overdiscussed, and like every model of the world, it's readers and followers start reading it everywhere.
>>31515592As someone who has been on the receiving end of that treatment a lot, it is kind of retarded to be mad at people for wanting to fuck you. I don't hate the men who have a shallow interest in me, and I don't hate men in general.As long as they're not dishonest about the motivation behind their interest or manipulative, I don't have much of a reason to care. It doesn't do anything to my life.
>>31515620It depends on the guy. Some men just want to philander. Other men want a woman who actually likes him and doesn't see him as basically an accessory. The latter point is very common, with many guys realizing their SO doesn't initiate any real affection and treats the relationship as a one-way road where he looks after her. Many guys (and women in effect) think this is just how things are meant to be. Seeing how women behave with men they actually truly like is what "redpills" them
>>31515631I'm not sure if it is over discussed since it is a growing problem. Dating apps really warped men's perceptions and destroyed their confidence, just on the basis of how dating apps work.There's always gonna be more men than women there, because women use it for a week and leave immediately for the most part. There's many more men than women in these apps. So women become much more selective because otherwise they'd have to be talking with 40+ guys constantly.
>>31515622hmm. I guess I am hung up on how he said "/how/ can I love you if I don't love myself" and I never gave him an answer it just seemed like a statement to me>>31515583holy shit should i bring that up next time or be quiet about it because I wonder if he realizes it secretly after the fact. I have actually gone through cleaning up blood after suicide attempts by a family member and am still fucked up thinking about it sometimes
bit miffed how total headcases can have women wanting to be with them, should I be insanitymaxxing?
>>31515637Dating apps and the internet are really just contributing to a growing problem. This shit simply is not real life and it's contributing to a population of emotionally stunted people who can't deal with their shit.And it applies to the growing problem of those women - we think we have unlimited options and that we are being robbed dating a normal person.
>>31515635You're talking about the US right?Because this is completely not the case where I live. Everyone my age (between 25 and 35) in a straight relationship has a dynamic of both men and women working, but women doing 80% of the house chores, including cooking, including looking after the kids, and it's not uncommon for men here to feel unloved (because women spend so much time on chores and kids) that they end up cheating. It's not a majority who cheats. But it's a very high number, close to 40%.
>>31515643>This shit simply is not real life and it's contributing to a population of emotionally stunted people who can't deal with their shit.truer words had not been spoken ITTI do pretty much agree with you on everything. Popularizing internet use was a mistake.
>>31515638I would bring it up. It might remind him that his self-hatred is overblown and that he's hurting others.If he prefers to wallow in self-pity and misery regardless, and does not want to be helped, leave.
>>31515625not as fringe as you're suggesting, but also not as common as the redpill fags claim it is.Lots of lower class women with some sort of mental issue abuse men's love and feel justified about it.My cousin is probably suffering from borderline and her relationships always go the same way>she meets a guy>she falls head over heels>she uses sex as a weapon to get what she wants>she expects the guy to act "like a man" and pay everything for her>she doesn't have a job or even an education>every little mistake of his gets her mad angry to the point of psychological abuse>her mistakes are his mistakes too>guy tires the fuck out realises she's crazy and leaves her>she claims he was abusiveseen it happen like 4 times already
>>31515627nta but I support abortion because minorities and the lower classes commit abortion at higher rates than the upper classesculls the weak tbqh
>>31515644What kind of jobs do these men work compared to women?What are you honestly basing your view off of, that lets you claim "everyone" "80%" and "40%"?
>>31515635>many guys realizing their SO doesn't initiate any real affection and treats the relationship as a one-way road where he looks after her>Seeing how women behave with men they actually truly like is what "redpills" themI feel like what you really mean is "men see grifters online claiming wild shit about women and their sex life, and think that it should apply to their relationship as well"
>>31515653NTABut I kept giggling and thinking "is this what they mean by trad wife?"Interestingly enough I have a cousin who is in a similar predicament. She does suffer from a sort of psychosis and she really is incapable of having normal relationships. But she does study, finishing her master's, and she dedicates her life 100% to the guy she's with, completely involves herself in the family, to the point of her still talking to exes' family members a lot.I think mine is a little more functional but is also medicated. Your cousin is in dire need of meds and regular psychology appointments
>>31515653redpillers will start sperging over "femael nature" but this is literally mental illness and it's weird they aren't seeing it as such.
>>31515644I'm talking about relationships where the woman doesn't really do anything specifically for him, just things that are essentially mutually beneficial.
>>31515663>>31515666My best friend is the same, she's mentally ill af and has been in therapy since 2015 and medicated since 2019 lol
>>31515660What?
>>31515653Wait…this sounds like, the end stage of what my ex was starting to do. She wouldn’t necessarily pressure me to anything overt or abusive, but when we were together she refused to get a job, wouldn’t do anything, really expected me to run the show. Did I dodge a bullet?
>>31515648After I told him to take a break from talking to me he said he figured out more stuff about how he acts, but i am not sure if he is lying just to make it seem like he is working on himself. I do want to tell him though. It just sucks but I wish he knew about what I just told you. It is very traumatizing to clean up so much blood and look for hidden razors. What kind of attention do people like this want? My family member who did this doesn't talk to us anymore either out of shame or anger. So now I am like wtf. He seriously hurt me making me remember.
>>31515670What is "real affection" to you? How do women act with men they "truly like"?
>>31515674Talking to him about how he made you feel should get him out of his head and out of himself, I think.
>>31515561Sure
>>31515659>What kind of jobs do these men work compared to women?i.e. my own case, I'm a game artist and my husband is in the same company as a tech support.these women are teachers, doctors, artists, tech supports, secretaries, store clerks, architects, programmers, etc.The job discrepancy isn't really that grave. If anything where you notice it more is that women tend to choose medical fields, pharmaceutical, nursing and teaching more than men, while men tend to choose engineering, programming, more manual labor jobs like plumbing, management positions.On all the couples I was picturing from friends, the pay is pretty much toe-to-toe with each other. My own case I make significantly more than my husband.>What are you honestly basing your view off of, that lets you claim "everyone" "80%" and "40%"?>https://missao.continente.pt/blog/artigos/trabalho-domestico/>https://plataformamulheres.org.pt/vivam-as-mulheres-trabalhadoras/#:~:text=As%20mulheres%20são%2050%25%20da,face%20aos%20homens%20(2022). (this one demonstrates that women do make up 50% of the working class, there's no stay at home moms here at all usually)>https://eco.sapo.pt/2024/03/07/portugal-e-dos-paises-europeus-onde-as-mulheres-tem-menos-empregos-em-part-time/(this one demonstrates that women aren't working part time, they're usually working full time as well)>https://www.publico.pt/2021/03/04/impar/noticia/tarefas-pagas-nao-pagas-mulheres-trabalham-hora-13-minutos-homens-1953096This one talks about the "80%". This one actually demonstrates that men only tend to do "19%" of house labor.>https://www.dn.pt/sociedade/raparigas-mais-discriminadas-e-com-maioria-das-tarefas-domesticas-14358530.html/Another article about women being mostly the ones doing house work despite working.
>tfw found new music to write to A very melancholic piece, very nice.
>>31515682I just wonder if he has ever considered that I have actual feelings and have my own history too. During the break I made him take after telling me this he just buzzed about online interacting with my posts like he was searching for attention. I am so upset rn. He ruined the last now 3 days for me. Am I human too?? Or an AI chat bot to him.
>>31515692I think when you feel worthless you can't imagine that people care about you, and that they actually are affected by what you say like that
>>31514945Kangaroos are elite in the clinch, you're takedown is getting stuffed and you're getting body heemed by a double kick
>>31515676they do things specifically because they think he will appreciate it, show support when he is at his lowest instead of badgering him, show support and enable him to better himself/his hobbies, and they look to initiate physical affection themselvesobviously when you are treated as a meal ticket you don't get this kind of relationship: she doesn't particularly concern herself with you except to get annoyed when you're not doing better and intimacy is something you always have to request
>>31515663>But I kept giggling and thinking "is this what they mean by trad wife?"she literally fakes that role until the guy likes her enough and then she shows she's just a weeb with no education or work experience. Her "I'm an innocent girl UwU" act is similar to black widows offering sex to their male partners before biting their heads off>I think mine is a little more functional but is also medicated. Your cousin is in dire need of meds and regular psychology appointmentsI'm pretty sure she's got a psych but probably lies to him to manipulate him. She once used antidepressants for like two months so I'm not even sure if she's even using anything at all..>>31515666I'm just saying. This behaviour is more common in "UwU cute girls" who play their cuteness/beauty as a weapon. Men do not have that ability as much nor do they suffer as much from those kinds of disorders or make others suffer from their own problems as far as I've seen.>>31515673Yes. Probably. It's not all women, or the majority of women. It's just that enough women do this that it becomes noticeable.I don't talk to her anymore. Last time we met was accidentally a few weeks ago and she basically made me pay for her groceries by again pretending she's all innocent and cute and me being a 'good cousin' I do it but remind myself to maintain my distance. I also know that if I don't give her what she wants she'll instantly stop talking to me and will pretend like I'm the bad guy in this scenario.
>>31515561MaleI'm taking responsibility for my own destruction
>>31515701The thing is is that I think my ex was growing into that. We were together for 6 years and these behaviours only started in the last 6 months, when it seemed like marriage was on the horizon. After we broke up she became a lot bitchier and angrier at me. I was actually really missing her today but it sounds like my gut was right when it said “don’t marry her”
>>31515698I am very upset and affected by his words because I have seen the actions and cleaned up all the blood. Even I have cut myself before. This feels abusive and I am wondering and worried how he will react/feel or say once tell him how he has affected me.should I tell him it felt abusive? I worry that would be too direct towards him.
>>31515687I'll add to this to say, as a little vent, I'm really fucking tired of americans thinking equality was "already achieved" and that every woman acts like an american tik tok woman farming rageclicks. Shit's fucking bad here and it's not my fault you suck, and discrimination exists unironicaly.
The one night I barely participate in nighttoga and it’s bad. Coincidence?
>>31515561F U C K S O C I E T YUCKSOCIETYBut yes I'm happy. I've got a good education, a few job offers lined up, I exercise, read, draw, code and have a friend to play games with and share my feelings with. I've got cute cousins that I can always take down in playfighting and I take them to play tag and play ball. I'm a little sick right now and the weather is way too hot but I'm genuinely happy. All I really want is a gf but I can't seem to get that. I'm not sure why.
>>31515691>tfw found new music to schlick to
>>31515700>show support when he is at his lowest instead of badgering himIs he a good partner while at his lowest? Because I've always been very willing to support my husband when he was in a bad place, but he was a good partner no matter how he felt. >show support and enable him to better himself/his hobbiesAgain - is he a good partner while he betters himself and pursues his hobbies? Or he's the guy who fucks off a whole weekend to go fish leaving you alone to handle the house and the kids?Is "physical affection" and "intimacy" just sex?
>>31515469it's true, "nice" girls are never really nice
>>31515711It doesn't seem any worse than usual imo. Maybe you're just narcissistic.
>>31515687I can't read portuguese so I can only read a translation. Despite being nothing like what you describe we have similar articles written and claims made.A few points:>(preparing meals, cleaning and tidying the house, taking care of clothes, etc.).What about the typically male house chores, why were they not included? Yardwork, car maintenance, etc. I>publico.ptthis article looks like it's based off of a questionnaire;> women consider that they do three times more unpaid work than their partners.I'm not saying this is the case, but I can think of examples of people who do the majority of the work who then get told they aren't 'doing enough' by another, which is common in the workplace and in some cases at home.>This one talks about the "80%". This one actually demonstrates that men only tend to do "19%" of house labor.How is this statistic actually determined?In America and other Anglo countries, a big problem with 'equality' is that most women don't actually want a partner that earns less than them. We've propelled women into the workforce but that hasn't changed the fundamental gender dynamics between men and women.
>>31515719To be fair I’ve only seen bits and pieces. Lotta anger.
>>31515707No, don't talk about abuse. That's also kind of headcase territory and it implies he is deliberately trying to manipulate and hurt you and it's accusative. Try to get him to understand that he hurt you and leave it at that.
>>31515703all men need to rememberif she is the one, worthy marrying, you WILL KNOW ITAlways trust your gut
>>31515717Why are you asking these inane questions? Obviously for a husband to be a good partner he himself has to provide some benefit to the relationship, and physical affection includes but is not limited to sex.
>>31515727thanks that's what I was trying to convey with direct, lbeing accusing. man I just hope he understands idk how he will respond. :/ 3 days and I never told him how much it has bothered me since.
>>31515730Because I feel like it's often where relationships fail - people expect their partners to make them their #1 priority while not making them their own #1 priority.They expect their person to sacrifice themselves without giving the same energy.
>>31515733does he know about your experience cleaning up a suicide?The goal here should be for you and him to get outside of yourselves and understand each other.good luck though
>>31515722>What about the typically male house chores, why were they not included? Yardwork, car maintenance, etc. IMost people don't have yards here anon. And it's usually still women doing that.>carswe have public transportation here.And when there's car problems we go to the mechanic.>How is this statistic actually determined?You know damn well that this is disingenuous as shit. I don't have to completely explain with math equations how the Earth rotates around the Sun, we can fucking trust multiple articles on this.It says right there in the article that it's determined by our general trade union.>"Estudo da CGTP">Study from CGTP" (General Confederation of the Portuguese Workers) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Confederation_of_the_Portuguese_Workers>In America and other Anglo countries, a big problem with 'equality' is that most women don't actually want a partner that earns less than them.Demonstrably untrue with literally every single anecdote around me.That's American discourse. That's not even a talk here as women do earn less, and we're way too poor to worry about "who stays home". Newsflash there's not enough pay for only 1 parent to work. We both need to work to survive, not just living comfortably.
>>31515722>What about the typically male house chores, why were they not included?Typical male chores are occasional ones (we mown the lawn once a week in the summer, wash our cars once a month and do car maintenance once a year or so), while female house chores are several times a day one.
>>31515742At this point he's just desperate to confirm his nightmare bias, which can damn well be true in the US. It's just not the reality here.I guess all articles I link here are just pyops, made in my country, for people in my country, to trick the male american 4chan user.
I love Europeans. I should move to Europe. I should become European. I am European in my soul.
>>31515295Because he's lonely obviously But he is wasting your timeBlock him
>>31515735Well yeah but that is the general situation that these men find themselves in, all give no reciprocation. The same obviously happens to women because men and women fall for the "provide" and "serve" memes respectively without realizing that partners acting aloof and unconcerned about them is not a good relationship even if stable.
>>31515303False>>31515334I know many who have so>>31515340Kys>What hardships did you have to go through today?I got bullied on the internet
>>31515745I'd give you a tour around the city, europhile.
>>31515397Sad boys... it's only just beginning...
>>31515750>that is the general situation that these men find themselves in, all give no reciprocationOr maybe very little give and a lot of expectations for their partner to renounce to themselves for them.
>>31515738>You know damn well that this is disingenuous as shit. I don't have to completely explain with math equations how the Earth rotates around the Sun, we can fucking trust multiple articles on this.If you speak to me like this I no longer feel like being generous and hearing what you have to say."News articles" always just summarize the same few studies. People will pass around multiple news articles that all reference the same data and statistics. And It's a hilarious fallacy to actually believe quantity makes it true.>It says right there in the article that it's determined by our general trade union.Yeah and Trade Unions couldn't possibly have any particular interests in mind. Come on.Would you also send me something funded by a conservative thinktank and get angry that I take into account its bias?>Demonstrably untrue with literally every single anecdote around me.And if you're not willing to think of the broader consequences beyond your own anecdotes, we can sit here screaming louder at each other if you want.>Newsflash there's not enough pay for only 1 parent to work. We both need to work to survive, not just living comfortably.And you think pressing down on the equality accelerator is the solution to this?
>>31515752The city of Europe? Sounds exciting. I can’t wait to meet my first gypsy!
>>31515474I work for an American company now and have way more time to shitpost v.s. when I was working for my government here
>>31515744>At this point he's just desperate to confirm his nightmare bias,I could tell soon into our last conversation that you were exactly the type of person who won't actually appreciate any kind even handedness or generosity in discussion, and that you'll immediately construe even the slightest disagreement with yourself as a personal attack, probably because you are a narcissist. Next time, I won't bother trying to hear someone like yourself out, I can just assume you expect complete agreement with everything you say.
>>31515435Depressing thread, depressing life>>31515561>You are taking accountability for your own happiness right?What happiness?
I can understand why Americans throw the term "eurotrash" around, sometimes.
>>31515769Hey, don’t talk about my Eurobros like that. At least they aren’t fat!
>>31515579No he sounds like a cunt>>31515601Why does this go so hard lolThis would work well in an indie fantasy game or something
>>31515756>Yeah and Trade Unions couldn't possibly have any particular interests in mind. Come on.This is how I know you're 100% american lmao. Unions aren't the boogieman. You are deserving of more than 700 monthly minimum wage while the rent for a single bedroom is 800 monthly here.>Would you also send me something funded by a conservative thinktank and get angry that I take into account its bias?I sent you actually multiple sources with varying political ideals. It's just that Portugal politics aren't anything like American ones, and we don't have half the funding the US gets for psyops.>And you think pressing down on the equality accelerator is the solution to this?I don't even necessarily agree with this. I don't agree with equality achieved with quotas, I believe in complete freedom of choice across men and women.I'm not a troglodyte stereotype person that goes "reee I want to have blue hair, earn more and only date chad".>If you speak to me like this I no longer feel like being generous and hearing what you have to say.I mean, you already started going off the idea that the US is representative of what it's like across all minimally developed countries. It was disingenuous from the start.>>31515757>I can’t wait to meet my first gypsy!God I shouldn't have laughed but I fucking lmao'd
>>31515755seems unlikely when men are constantly hounded that they aren't worth shit and must provide value even by redpillerspretty sure this also ends up going into the le blackpill because incels see some asshole/feckless chads treat women like nothing and still get affection
>>31515604>my dad (yes they dated since 19 and 20) didn't want her to use contraception because it's "unnatural and unnecessaryWtf lol>>31515606Get their number next time>>31515642>having to fake mental illnessKys normalfag
>>31515769Actually I say Eurotrash more than anyone else here lol
>>31515778I'm not a normalfag, normalfags are deranged
>>31515784I mean, if everyone else seems crazy...
I may be Eurotrash but I at least get treated 100% for free if I break any bone in my body.Feltgoodman having a medical emergency last year where I needed surgery, and on my way back home I paid exactly 0€ for it and left with a prescription for pills.
>>31515736he does not know I have cleaned up a suicide attempt before. multiple, actually. imagine putting pressure on a bleeding wound with a towel too before help arrives. I just keep it inside hearing him vent and it makes me feel hurt all over.
>>31515790Wholesome story (: I'm glad you had a positive experience Positive posts like this make me miss working in healthcare
>>31515789that's a psyop to make sane people question themselves, duh
>>31515765men.png
>>31515773>Unions aren't the boogieman.Never claimed they were a "boogieman" or even that they were bad, lmao, my country is well off because of unions in the past (they're shit now though)>I sent you actually multiple sources with varying political idealsMe making the slightest criticisms of any of your sources is not a dismissal, and it's also not something for you to get angry about. If you can't critically evaluate your own points then don't dump them on me in a debate, it's like trying to shoot me while you wear a blindfold.. I know 99% of people don't read more than the title of a study, but get real.>and we don't have half the funding the US gets for psyops.Psyops in Europe (and the rest of the world) are done by America.>I mean, you already started going off the idea that the US is representative of what it's like across all minimally developed countriesAt no point did I do this, but you interpreted it this way. If I had done this, I wouldn't have prefaced what I said with "in anglo countries and america"I was trying to contrast the world outside of your country with what you are telling me. >I believe in complete freedom of choice across men and women.I like this idea in theory but in practice people are retarded and don't know what to do with freedom.At bare minimum, the economy should not be so shit that people can't survive on one wage. That's all I can assert for sure.
>>31515790God I wish I was European. I was built for BEP (big European pussy) and I love to pay taxes.
>>31515790comes out in taxes thoughbeit
>>31515796>I like this idea in theory but in practice people are retarded and don't know what to do with freedom.This is true, and yet, it's their choice. The only way to not make people retarded is with more education, not the government making choices for "their own good". Obviously, not to an extreme, there need to be lased. I'm going with the definition of freedom of "you're free until your freedom crosses somebody else's".>If you can't critically evaluate your own points then don't dump them on me in a debate>debateI wasn't trying to debate absolutely anything. You were talking about your baseline in the US for men in relationship. And I was telling you that's not a universal experience. If you go to the center of the actual discussion it was 100% to demonstrate that men here don't help out even 1/3 as much as women do in their own homes here and women are 50% of our workforce (and no, they are not likely to be in part time jobs, they work as much as men).Your first post is about women expecting to stay home and be provided to because of feminism. Which again, can be totally true where you live. It's not the case here. Not even culturally or shown in any discourse of men against women, because men here don't even try to argue that, they just standardize to "yeah women should just shut up"
>>31515808>*Obviously, not to an extreme, there need to be limits*
>>31514491What should I do to improve my (shit)posts anon? Like what kind of things do you look for in a valuable post? How can I "pollinate flowers"?
>>31515808Are you the Portuguese anon?
Your gender + Your thoughts on Gucci Bandanna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JVJMwMQFH0
>>31515814Yeah, I did already cite portuguese sources if you go back to the previous posts
>>31515816MStill goes hard af in the club desuAlso a really fun song to mix on three decks due to the vocal tonality + sparse instruments. I used to have cue points for some of the sections and slap on a bunch of delay and reverb before dropping in another track
>>31515801I love you, man. Truly. No matter what you’re struggling with, your life, this general. You’re a crazy SOB and I know you’ll find happiness. A lot of posts have made me smile, made me laugh, even seethe. You’ll find a good life forward.
genderwhat's the oldest age an 18yo should be able to date and deemed 'acceptable' and do you think you can groom someone who is 18
>>31515818Ms Portugal, where should I live in Europe?
Woke up from a nap, and just started farttingnon stop ass ripping
so much blood everywhere...
>>31515822MMaybe 21? Beyond that it gets a bit weird. I went out with an 18 year old at 23 and definitely felt a bit weird about it.>do you think you can groom someone who is 18Absolutely, if the person is predatory. 18 years olds are generally very naive
>>31515822Many hs students are 18, and I do think it's questionable if you're a working adult in your mid to late twenties actively seeking to date hs student aged people.
>>31515808I think the best way to ensure freedom for people is for them to rely less on a giant system like they do. Autonomy and independence.>And I was telling you that's not a universal experience.What gave you this impression? You have a radically different experience to me. By contrasting the two, it should help understand the problem OBJECTIVELY, beyond just our anecdotes and our cultures. I'm also trying to get to the bottom of why you have a problem of this mishmash of traditional and progressive gender roles, why the men may think or act like that. By talking about my own country, it's to show that going full bore in favor of "progress" won't actually fix the problem.Hell, I can't even truly know you speak for all portuguese people. That's the nature of anecdotal evidence. It's not because I don't believe you or I think it's a "psyop" either.
>>31515822F.>what's the oldest age an 18yo should be able to date and deemed 'acceptable' 22-23?>and do you think you can groom someone who is 18No, "grooming" refers to inappropriate behavior with minors. You can manipulate a 18 year old, and they're certainly more likely to be naive at that age than an older adult.
>>31515830Why are you bleeding anon?>>31515829Nasty broYeah I also woke from a few hrs sleep and think I had too much cheese yesterday...
>>31515822F.idk I lost my virginity at 17instructions unclear, will implode in 3.. 2...
>>31515822F>what's the oldest age an 18yo should be able to date and deemed 'acceptable' There's no acceptable age. It's completely up to the person. People are already getting to adult levels of maturity at 15~16 in their development, it's just that we (rightfully) protect them a bit further until we "throw them to the wolves". With that being said, let 18 year olds completely decide how they do their lives. It's none of our fucking business.I don't care if I find age gaps disgusting, it's their demeanor, and it's a person's rights to also make mistakes. It shouldn't be policed.> and do you think you can groom someone who is 18I think anyone in a vulnerable position can be groomed. It's why men neg women. Vulnerable women are easier to manipulate.This isn't tied to age, it can happen to anyone.Either way, anyone over 18 being manipulated should never be chalked up to pedophilia or hebephilia.And hell, if I'm worried about an 18 year old falling head over heels for this random 40 year old, I look at the situation as an individual situation, and assess if it's a bad situation or not.
>>31515822The AOC should be relative, until they implement that a 90 year old can date someone who is 18 if they want because there is no moral consistency in society.
>>31515838>Nasty broIt's natural
>>31515822Nigga why do you keep asking this?
>>31515827Not Portugal for sure lmaoSwiss is nice, Denmark, Finland too.>>31515836>it should help understand the problem OBJECTIVELY, beyond just our anecdotes and our culturesI completely agree with this, yeah.Seems I misjudged you there.
I was scared I might be pregnant, got a negative test result. But instead of relief, I'm kind of upset that I'm not pregnant. And then I started retching and now I'm bed with nausea again. Sorry for blogposting but I can't share this with anyone. I wish I wasn't so retarded and I wish this nausea would stop
>>31515687> This one talks about the "80%". This one actually demonstrates that men only tend to do "19%" of house labor.All this tells you is how neurotic and controlling the women in a culture are.Single men happily do all their own domestic chores.When they enter a relationship they don't just stop, but what does happen is the woman now insists on controlling exactly how the chores have to be accomplished.If you check how much time single Portuguese men spend on domestic chores it will be a similar amount to single Portuguese women.
>>31515851>If you check how much time single Portuguese men spend on domestic chores it will be a similar amount to single Portuguese womenNta but kek'dPortugal still has a very misogynistic culture especially amongst the older generations
>>31515849Alright I'm happy we could reconcile this misunderstanding.I get it too, I've misjudged people in the past too. The internet is built that way.
>>31515822Any age is fine strictly speaking, at that age they are responsible for their choices and it's as much on them if they date somebody who is obviously too old. At a certain point you just have to accept you're not being 'groomed', you're now a dumbass adult who makes poor choices and are responsible for them.What I'm saying it's as much of a red flag for the 18 year old to date somebody way older.
>>31515850If You were my gf/wife I would hug you tight.
>>31515850You should be able to share it with the guy who put you through the pregnancy scare.
>>31515822An 18 year can date whoever they want, as long as it isn't someone in a position of authority over them like a teacher or a coach. Some 18 year olds are more mature than others, there's obviously some ethical grey areas but I think it depends on the individuals involved
>>31515850>I can't share this with anyoneuh...The poker that porked you?You can't share it with that goob?
>>31515862You're sweet anon>>31515864I just don't want to mess things up with him. Since I'm not pregnant there doesn't seem to be any point in stressing him out
Do women really find cumming early hot?
>>31515870No, I don't want him to think I'm a retard or make him worry about anything
>>31515745Are you sure about that?
>>31515878Sometimes? It's cute to see a guy so into me that he can't help himself.I also want to cum myself tho, so... cumming early in moderation.
>>31515864Uh no she shouldn't. Telling him "I'm sad I'm not pregnant" will send him running.
>>31515883Unironically yeah. Europeans are much easier to get along with than Americans.
>>31515745Grass is truly greener anon...Sometimes I wish I was American
>>31515879BPD is a hard one, that's for sure. My little sister has it, and I have a friend with it. You'll be alright man, you're doing real good with your work. YGMI too. You're a true bro.
I notice my girlfriend gets a lot of snapchats when we’re together Sometimes from guys it seems And when I walk out of the room and come back in she’s sometimes on her phone on snap and she’ll put it away really fast. But she’ll also leave her phone next to me and shit whenever she leaves the room and doesn’t care
>>31515882What is your goal with this guy? If it's just sex, then fair, but if you plan on marrying him, then what kind of relationship would it be if you're not even comfortable enough to share a pregnancy scare with him? ABC! Always Be Communicating! A strong relationship is built on trust and openness. If you can't share your fears and worries with him now, it will only get harder later on. Communication is key to understanding each other and building a solid foundation.
>>31515878Only some, women are not a hivemind
>>31515893Sorry to hear that man, that must be rough to deal with ): my sis is also bipolar but she's very stable on meds and successful. You sound like a good guy though so they're lucky for that.As for work... eh I've done nothing yet today lol, better get on it. Have a good one thread bro.
>>31515882But girls are cute when they are a little retarded
>>31515899Cheers bro, have a good one.
>>31515878No
>>31515903Have a good un!
>>31515849Anywhere nice for English only speakers?
>>31515889That might be just the internet acting as a filter because i found the opposite to be true.
>>31515925I'll have to visit and find out then. Should be fun. ATOGA world tour.
>>31515895I like ABC lol, thanks. More than anything I want to marry and have a family with him. We are moving in that direction and talking about it, but since we aren't even formally engaged yet I don't want to add pregnancy drama to his stress load. If we were engaged, I would tell him for sure >>31515902Maybe when we're a little retarded, but my levels of retardation are so far beyond that I have to keep a close eye to make sure they don't get out of control
What are goths into other than a certain kind of music and fashion?
Day 3 of not getting a penis inspection by a curious femtoga
>>31515918Come to Poland. The economy is shit but we're pretty friendly.
>>31515883Me impregnating a germoid femanon in one of those homes
Can I be a housewife when I'm shitty at cooking?
>>31514297>>31514353I mean, it's not like asexuals are opposed to having sex as a base line, but rather just don't feel a need for it.As for what you want to call your tendencies, that's up to you, as is how much you want to divulge of it to other people. The most important thing is for you to understand yourself.
>>31515979Horror movies?>>31515993Just get good at cooking
>>31515993YesBelieve it or not but if you can fry some eggs and bacon on pan and cook some rice without setting house on fire you are already ready to be my housewife
>>31515979The ephemerality of life and finding beauty in things others might consider morbid.
>>31515990I don't like your nomenclature but I do like Polish people.
>>31516002Like the death of a flower. The ability of it's passing to begin a cycle, one into million. Not an absence, but a transmutation.Can I have goth sex now
>>31515993Believe it or not, cooking is a skill that is easily improved.But if you're lazy, as long as he's not marrying you for your cooking skills, I don't see why you couldn't
>>31515990Polish girls sound so cute
>>31516003Fair enough. What don't you like specifically?
>>31516000>Believe it or not but if you can fry some eggs and bacon on pan and cook some rice without setting house on fire you are already ready to be myI can do that easily, do you like getting poked in the butt by a real man dick? uwu
Why i cant be your househusband himbo?You can dress me up in kitchen apron only, and freeuse me whenever you want.
>>31516013The whole Krsyzcinszh Pzscyrkcin thing.
>>31515993Ya lots of guys like to cook, I'd be happy to cook for a wifeI dated a girl who struggled to fry an egg or put on toast without burning it lol
>>31516017This is just revolting man, are you trying to attract men?
>>31516016Faggot
>>31516024NTA but>FreeuseAbsolutely.
>>31516025>faggotno no, faggots, plural, Anon. UwU
>>31516017Based https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRofinpW8kU>>31516024Bro gonna be leaving the back door unlocked
>>31515997Most of them are too graphic and spooky for me. I do like some psychological horror.>>31516006OK! :P
>>31515993Cooking is not that hard. You just have to follow recipes.
>>31516017Are you collecting disability or are you expecting my payments to cover both of us? Sounds like a bad deal.
>>31516035I work part time on the weekends, pays enough to support myself and save a bit
>>31516017>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYyKANVl2FAincredible that there is a nonzero population of males who actually think they're going to attract women like this
>>31516032>OK! :PYippee ^_^I <3 darkness
>>31514215M>What part of the other gender's body are you obsessed with?I'm a simple man, I really like boobs.>Do you think it is a normal thing to fixate on, or do you feel your fixation is abnormal?Normal>>31514260The wedding me and my wife had was almost perfect. Wedding day was the same as our dating and engagement anniversary date, in early summer. The priest was super nice and casual and we both knew him from before. Classic wedding marches. The reception itself was held at a local outdoor dance stage on top of a forested hill with great views, 40ish guests consisting of close family and friends, all decorations and catering home made, and no need for alcohol.The only things I wish were differently was that we'd practice the wedding waltz beforehand, and that my wife had been truly happy with her self-made dress. And that the day had lasted longer.
The older i get the hornier i amI thought its gonna be opposite but i was wrongI guess it's my body trying to tell me to put baby batter in a girl
>>31514232I feel like we would get along
>>31516050Ice Spice got a new haircut.
>>31516056Im more into white girls
>>31516059
>>31514215MIt fluctuates heavy between ass and tits and it's powerfulI don't know where I'm going to find an hourglass cutie
>>31516056She fell off.
>>31516056Never understood the obsession with her, but she DOES look better like this compared to her clown hair
>>31514215Ass.I LOVE ASSGroping, kissing, squeezing, grinding onI have been chasing a girl i wasnt even attracted to just because she had a very nice buttWhenever i see a girl irl first thing i check is if she has big round buttI absolutely adore womens butts and i couldn't get enough.It has to be nice shape thoughIt is a true obsession of mine.I am not into butt sex either, i just love the shape
>>31516066that ass is gonna kill me
>>31516032I thought goths were against using emoticons as a principle or something.
>>31516066+1 for the love of ass.
>>31514215MI love ass, I want to worship a fat ass, and I want a girl who loves anal.
>>31514215F I like that V a toned guy with get on his abs. I think that's fairly normal.
>>31516066She's not even reading!
>>31516047NTA but your wedding sounds liked it was really lovely. If you don't mind me asking, how long were you together before getting engaged, and then how long before you got married?
BPD nigga be like
>>31516032What's your favorite book?
>>31516081It's kind of a dumb photoshoot sure. But in her defence who stands while they read?
>>31516066Ass?
>>31516081I think she's sorting her books and putting them away.
>>31516084That's bipolar.
>>31516056It’s not a haircut, it’s a new wig glued onto her head
>>31516066>DUNE:)>Stephen King:(
>>31516089Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy maybe. I don't read much.
>>31515857Am the portuguese anon and I corroborate this.>am youngest daughter>oldest brother is 37>still asked him to cook for him>can't even cook spaghetti>rarely helped our mom bring groceries upstairs or even went with her (she had mobility issues, heart issues, etc)>never really cleaned up or anything
>>31516082>NTA but your wedding sounds liked it was really lovely.Thank you, it truly was a wonderful day. We even got a gift basket full of our favorite treats and drinks before we were driven back home (we were poor students so no honeymoon trip, and it was in the middle of the pandemic anyway).>If you don't mind me askingI'm always happy to talk about my relationship>how long were you together before getting engagedI proposed to her when we had been together for 5 years>and then how long before you got married?We got married 4 years after that (now been together for 13 years), because she didn't want to get married before she turned 25 - just didn't feel it was the right time until then.
>>31516103What's wrong with Stephen King? Sure he's written the same story 45 times and is weird about sex but...yeah okay never mind.
>>31516114it was hot btw, people be capping
>>31516114The ONLY thing I like about Stephen King is that shared multiverse his stories have. That's a neat concept.
State genderDo you get deja vu? How often?
>>31516050Same here but it’s just because I’m getting better looking and more successful. So sex is actually feasible now. >>3151582221 >>31514215Ass and neck. I want to grab and bury my face in both.
>>31514325Good quality bike. If car, give me a custom with 1930s aesthetics and modern driving comfort and safety.>>31514332Unironically yes. My wife also loves to tease me discreetly even when in company; nibbling on my ear, whispering dirty stuff, and stare into my eyes in a really intense, suggestive manner.>>31514536It isn't rude. If they're very particular about their notifications, they've set them on mute.
How am I supposed to believe any women are actually here? I know it’s all men lapping. Hell, I did it too years ago.
>>31516108I know plenty of lazy retards like this and I wouldn't exactly call it a result of misandry or misogyny. I know young men who have to play daddy for their entire family, including parents and grandparents.
>>31516131Anon?It's always been just us men.
>>31516124F I feel like I've answered this before. No, not really.
>>31516136Funny, very funny. I laughed out loud! Fuck you
>>31516124MI get it fairly often, maybe once in a few months.
>>31516084LmfaoCurrently in my "I'M SO HAPPY" mood, will start hating all of you again soon though>>31516094Bipolar doesn't tend to be that rapid cycling>>31516114He was just on his alcoholic arc
>>31516131I'm prepared to accept that some of them are men larping but no girls at at just seems like a NO GIRLS ALLOWED childish manbaby thing to me.
Post a picture of your favorite utensil. Why is it your favorite?
>>31516134Oh for sure. I know damn well his issues are caused by his own mental problems.He does use misogynistic talk with me though, and nobody bats an eye, people just accept and even encourage me to "come on, you're a woman, of course you know how to do these things, so do them for him".Obviously a more normal sexist or not man wouldn't be home still at 37 asking for mother and youngest sister to do things for him. It's just that our culture enables this.
>>31516131There's a few, like 10 or so I think. Not a lot. And a lot of them don't actually reveal their genders straight up unless you ask.
>>31516136Lol that was a good one>>31516124I do get it annoyingly often https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA>>31516135Gay
>>31516155>Gayshut up homie, you know you love it, now come give daddy a kissMWAH MWAH MWAAAAAAAAAH
>>31516151Yeah my sister dated a Portuguese guy in his late 30s and he was basically like this lol. He was actually a uni professor and otherwise nice but basically expected her to be his maid
Girls if you exist here prove it. Show us a glimpse your womanness while showing your favorite utensils >>31516150. Even showing us your lady like hands will do.
>>31516150That's just gonna eat up the image limit. Duct tape. It's versatile.
Goodnight, mutts and mongrels.
>>31516163Down bad>>31516150I like spoons cause you can't eat soup with a knife or forkAlso when I'm practicing telekinesis spoons are easier to bend
>>31516066>I am not into butt sex either, i just love the shapeI feel like the two holes are so close that being attracted to buttcheeks shouldn't automatically make you want to do anal or whatever, THOUGH I am into that as well so what do I know.
>>31516163I don't feel the need to prove my womanhood, anon. Bobby pin though probably.
Liking anal with women is incredibly based and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
>>31516110Oh, childhood sweethearts. That's beautiful, congrats anon. All the best to you and your wife>>31516124Female, yes I get it pretty strongly at least once every couple of days. Sometimes I'll be genuinely confused for a few moments, like I'm just remembering something I had forgotten
>>31516159Incredible. I'm sorry my Portushit culture touched her this way, this sucks lolAnd somehow I'm not even slightly shocked. I know friends in their late 20s whose mothers still pick their clothes for them in the morning.I'm fortunate enough to not be with someone like this, but I did have my moments of losing my calm with my fiancé. I came home after a week after my mom died and he just left the clothes that were hanging still there, and didn't even bother putting any clothes to wash etc. He's since learned but jesus christ.
>>31516066>>31516072>>31516092>ass ass ass I didn't realise is was nigger o'clock
My friend told me saw a TikTok that said the average sexual assault that involves take is 4,5 hours long and I felt so upset by this fact that I cried. Do I look crazy or is this reaction understandable?
Women, what do you think about how a main selling point for male fashion is that these things garner compliments? Do you think men are not complimented enough?
>>31516180>he just left the clothes that were hanging still there, and didn't even bother putting any clothes to wash etc.Sounds like an ADHD moment desu but yeah sorry about your mom anon ): >>31516184No that's an understandable reaction, that's fucking horrific This is why these guys get green lit in prison lol
>>31516184How the fuck is someone getting raped for four hours?
>>31516184I'd say that's pretty reasonable response to that information.
>>31516124F, not often at all.>>31516131Benefit of the doubt.>>31516150Santoku knife. Like a chef's knife but better.
>>31516185I don't think that's true. I think a main selling point is practicality. Pockets and stuff.
>>31514669At that point, I'm not sure if I was able to form any kind of meaningful human relationships, having witnessed humanity from the shadows of prehistory, knowing that I would outlive anyone and everyone I meet. >>31514702>What’s one misconception about the past that everyone thinks but you don’t understand?M. That things were better in the past, while in truth things have gotten better, and still are when you look at the big picture.A book by Rutger Bregman, Humankind: A Hopeful History is a great read on the topic.Though I absolutely hate the state of wage and housing economy - that's one thing that used to be better.>>31514977>I think cheaper materials being used nowadays are to blame.That, and intentionally poor manufacturing, to create an artificial need for new products.>>31514803>State genderM>Is it wrong to have a best friend of the opposite sex?No >Do you or your partner have a best friend of rhe oppositeI do, my wife doesn't (but I'd allow it). I have both a female best friend, and a gay best friend (kinda counts for the purpose of the question).>Would you be opposed to them being close?As long as boundaries are respected, nothing wrong with that.
>>31516180you sound extremely neurotic, no offense
Women, do you have any women's clothing with functional pockets?
>>31516192Totally stereotypical question. Asian?
>>31516180Tbf my sister's current bf also plays vidya and watches anime all day but the difference is if she asks him to do something he will (or if it just piles up enough he eventually will...), she basically is the boss lol, there's not the expectation that the woman should do this and that. So laziness aside I think it's more just an attitude difference between the cultures
>>31516201She's extremely neurotic because she was annoyed that her bf neglected laundry for an entire week?You people have a strange idea of neurotic lol
>>31516201nta but not washing any clothes after a week is pretty manbaby desu.
>>31516208I think portuanon is a misandrist and won't care. I'm not claiming sexism when women make me carry all the heavy shit and they blatantly tell me it's because I'm a guy.
>>31516203I have some jeans with pockets and a few jackets or coats. I never use them, though. I don't like putting stuff in pockets
>>31516185Is that a main selling point? Whenever I see advertisements for men's clothes it's like "NEW Indestructible high performance Wolf Knit™ slim fit moisture wicking compression alpha male no stretch neck t-shirt. $78"
>>31516211I never said otherwise.>>31516210She's extremely fixated on men not doing housework, scroll upwards.
>>31516212>portuanon is a misandristHow lol?
>>31516208I feel you. I do the laundry and chores and stuff around the house but my gf redoes it anyway because it's not "her way". So I just stop trying.Women, why do you do this?
>>31516208Thisbig difference between seeing a pile of dirty dishes and going, someone should do the dishes, but I'm still lazy andWhy didn't she do the dishes?
>>31516179>Oh, childhood sweethearts. That's beautiful, congrats anon. All the best to you and your wifeThank you Anon - it is refreshing to get such genuine and positive reactions, so many people being too bitter and jealous about it instead.I know I'm extremely lucky, and she's the best thing that's happened in my life. My biggest dream was to marry her, and now that I've accomplished that, I'm not quite sure what big dream I want to set my sights on next together with her.
>>31516221Yeah this lol. Her bf and I let them pile up cause we're lazy cunts but we wash them in the end haha
>>31516163Big fan of forks, they can be used as a spoon and a knife too Hopefully I get banished for this because I've been here too much lately
>>31516203Most of my outwear has pretty good pockets. I have some skirts with pockets but they're very tiny and I can barely fit anything in them.
>>31516217I'm lazy to scroll but I've always felt like men should do an equal amount of housework. Maybe that's just how I was raised. It's not rocket science to do housework lol. Figureitout
>>31516203Winter coats>>31516207Nah, very white. I just prefer the blade shape.>>31516220Anxiety. My mom washes dishes while wearing rubber gloves so anything that had oil or butter in it I need to rewash because she can't feel that it's not clean.
>>31516232That's cool, People should share the load based on what works for them. and I don't see why you feel the need to state it because that's not actually what's at issue here.
>>31516227Why do women do their nails in all kinds of ways?
>>31516240Chad likes them.
>>31516218Perhaps you should devote as much energy you do to sniffing out sexist slights against yourself as you should to self-awareness.
>>31516239I can't be arsed to scroooooll so summarise pls
>>31516227meme nails
TROON ALERT
>>31516246If you can't be arsed scrolling then don't contribute to the discussion.
>>31516234I wear gloves and don't have a problem with that. Sounds like your mom is just less good at washing the dishes desu.
>>31516240For fun>>31516247Classic styles are meme nails now? They're literally just French tips.
>>31514215FHands, I don't know if this is normal
>>31516230>skirtsHNG
>>31516254french tips are trashy
>>31516255M I've seen that before a lot. The contrast and stuff.
>>31516254>Classic styles are meme nails now?that's pretty much falls under the very definition of a meme anon
>>31516245Say what>>31516250FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO ANYWAY>>31516234>wearing gloves to wash dishesIsn't this normal so you can run the water really hot? Then just feel with your hands after to make sure it's washed properly
Men,How would you feel if a female friend asked you to come in and take out a scary bug when you arrived to meet her before going to hang out together? Is this annoying?
>>31516254They are. What would you think of a guy in a fedora? Meme, right?
>>31516227Cute nailz
>>31516267Yes, a real woman would get the bug.
>>31516267I don't know, is you man a normal person?if yes, then he probably wouldn't mind.
>>31516234Who the fuck DOESN'T wear gloves when they do the dishes? Your hands must be nasty.
>>31516267I would think she was a childish retard for not doing it herself
>>31516259>>31516247Tough crowd. Last time I showed these nails the reception was positive
>>31516276?The gloves makes them nasty.
>>31516267No, I don't think that's childish or anything. Makes me feel manly desu.
>>31516267I've done this before, it's fine lol>>31515687>ContinenteMan I love the cheese from there
>>31516280stfu attention whore
>>31516267I would say "pfft women" and then let the bug outside
>>31516280Fuck u bisch, we INCEL.
>>31516276anon afraid of ruining his manicure with soapy water lmao
>>31516212Hmm. I mean I don't think I'm neurotic and I certainly don't hate men. I just hate the culture.I'm not asking for men to suffer, just that the men in my life don't hide behind our culture and do as much as I do. I also work 9 to 6, and it's expected of me to take care of myself, which I do. I just wish that expectation was on guys too.Not to say that our culture completely favors men. My fiancé has suffered with sexist shit too, both from men and women.
>>31516276You wash your hands afterwards dummy
>>31516283Spend enough time working in hot water with bare hands and even the gentlest of soap and you'll wind up with dry, cracked skin, frayed cuticles and nails that are frail and unsightly. Wearing gloves also allows you to grip items better than you would be able to with just your fingers when hand washing dishes.
>>31516280>attention seeking and valuing the opinions of coomers who think any inkling of a woman is hotbad form
>>31516297Inferior being, lolI got that aquatic ape gene in me, I'm built different.
>>31516297You must wear gloves when you bathe too
>>31516299Was a jokeee
>>31515038M. Yes, if she was otherwise a desirable dating partner.>>31515303I have no idea what you're talking about. I have always liked to be in company of women, and I absolutely fucking love my wife. Love is not dead.>>31515397I for one am happy I was taught by my parents that showing emotions is normal and okay, even crying. And my wife shares this view.>>31515421I've always been chubby, yet I landed a gorgeous girl who's now my wife. Checkmate.
>>31516276ThisAbsolute heathens washing and cleaning with their bare hands
If we had more third places and hobbies, would we not rely so much on consumerism to make us happy? Is /atoga/ a third place?
Dishwashing detergent is designed to remove grease and oil and it will remove the natural oils from your skin. Detergent isn't smart enough to distinguish between skin and crockery. Dermatitis is a real possibility from long term or even short term use without gloves.
>>31516274He is normal, I have asked before and he seemed not to mind but I feel bad
>>31516291Nta but yes it's bad for your nails, plus terrible for your skin, why are you letting dish soap come in contact with your skin?>>31516295>9 to 6 as a game artistSounds surprisingly reasonable
>>31516302I just don't stew in it for hours like a foid.
>>31516227French tips should be flat.
>>31515812you're not even trying to be funny. there's no silliness or jokes or punchlines, no twisting contexts to make one thing make another thing, there's not even baiting or trolling, the lowest form of shitposting. all you do is post chainsaw man characters and say "you're like this girl" "this girl says this in the manga and i agree" "this girl is cool i like her" "wow that's similar to this girl" "this girl is so hot" "you should be like this girl"you are playing with barbie dolls. there's no humor, you are just obsessed with some fictional women. you have to move on. if you want to be funny, try watching funny shows or videos and asking "why is it funny?", because it's usually how they take a (thing in context) and twist it, so there's a weird thing in normal context, or a normal thing in weird context. there's also folding things into another thing, like a joke would be "i could tell you how to shitpost but i don't want more retards taking a dump in a mailbox." because shit means shit and post means mail i can fold the meanings together and make a weird situation you are not expecting. that's basically jokes.jokes isn't the point here though. all you did was spam. you should ask questions and answer questions. you should talk about yourself honestly, and you should ask other people about their lives and give advice. without mentioning manga characters. on the way to the point of the thread, helping people and chatting, you might find jokes to make. do you ever cry? do you ever let yourself assess yourself and really come to terms with the idea that you are the person that you are? do you look in the mirror or do you avoid it? do you think to yourself?you strike me as someone who hides away from confronting his inner self and it's probably difficult for you to find stability, or identity, so you attach to these external things. basically, like everyone ever, you're in a weird place and probably need to grow, or you will always be hollow.
>>31516310>Sounds surprisingly reasonableIt's a good job :DI'm fortunate enough to not have my energy completely drained from a souless corpo job or serving at a café. Granted it wasn't easy getting here
>>31516310my nails are fine, even my cuticles are still thereeat more eggs
>>31516307Yes
>>31516319What's your nationality? Just curious.
>>31516321Why?
>>31515561M. Yes, though the society isn't making it easy for a neurodivergent person. Thus I focus on my personal life and taking care of my wife, my primary source of happiness in life.>>31515569Yes. Been there, done that. Still in love, no longer hate myself.>>31515579You did nothing wrong. I don't know what is their issue, but it was definitely on them. Friendships are supposed to go both ways.
>>31516184did you not know? do people think its like ten minutes?
>>31516317Tbf working at a Portuguese coffee shop seems kinda comfy
>>31516323Brown people seem to have more of a "tough it out" attitude.
>>31516315Glad I'm not the only one who can smell the sheer retardation of that poster.
Have you ever had to step on someones toes to get what you want? For example: Job interview/promotion? Did you feel bad about it?
>>31516319I like eggs but wtf why wouldn't you just wear gloves
>>31516330I am extremely pale
>>31516327I guessed it was 1,5 hours!
>>31516329I have some friends who do and it's not completely bad, but they do the usual thing of just hiring you part time, and make a point of not letting you get to 40 hours weekly (that way they don't have to give you vacations, etc). And the pay is atrocious. Like 550€ a month.
>>31516333F No, I don't think so actually. Stuff is unironically pretty much just handed to me often.
>>31516267I would make her do it herself, but I would stand by with a large knife to protect her in case it attacked.
Do men like women in low rise pants?
>>31516345Literally just go ask him, Anon.
>>31516307A what?
>>31516341I’m only asking because the guy at work is having a sook because I took his job but he’s shit at it anyway so should I feel bad?
>>31516339>make a point of not letting you get to 40 hours weeklyOK yeah that is some bullshit lol, not surprised if people get other jobs also>550€ a monthOuch, I was making more than double that working at a coffee shop in the UK
>>31516345I personally think it looks a little trashy.
>>31516334it's just an extra step I neglect to do, maybe I'd bring myself to care enough if I wore nail polish
>>31516345Yes
>>31516350How does the guy actually know?
>>31516345Yes, yes we do (well I do)>>31516333M, similar to other anon about things just falling into place but at the same time I feel like it's kind of been a curse for me. Never learned how to fight for what I want so if something feels like it'll take some resistance or effort I just think eh I can't be bothered it'll sort itself out
>>31516353Who the FUCK doesn't wear nail polish? :)No, I mean, seriously, are you sure your hands are as nice as you think they are?
>>31516227
Gentle reminder that women were designed and crafted by God with the specific purpose of being fed and bred.
>>31516360>Who the FUCK doesn't wear nail polish? :)Most men and a significant portion of women
>>31516351>Ouch, I was making more than double that working at a coffee shop in the UKPlis gibIt's very rare here that we get paid properly. I have a master's and before this job, I was also doing vidya games but they were only paying me minimum wage. 700€ monthly for specialized work. And I had to nearly fight them to get a (3 month) contract, that they kept extending just so they didn't have to pay me more as a permanent hire. It's very typical here.I'm only getting ok pay because I'm working for an US company that opened offices here now.
>>31516362The architect... I kneel...
>>31516262Imo a meme style would be something that was created on TikTok not a style popularized in the 1930s but you do you.
>>31516360>Who the FUCK doesn't wear nail polish? :)I don't, I got ugly chubby, autism man hands.
>>31516371you can't just change the definition of a meme
They're killing him, AGAIN!
>>31516368>Plis gibAnd that's not including tips ;P (but we were supposed to put em in a pot for charity)>700€ monthly for specialized workThat's horrendous desuVideo game industry here is also pretty bad desu. A bunch of studios in my hometown shut down>working for an US company that opened offices here now.That's awesome Is it mobile games or something else?
>>31516367>mfw I'm getting older and starting to get man hands so I wear nail polish to feel better about myself
>>31516326Are the 6 men all outsmarted by this zoomie slut? Or is it really more appealing to cum in a hot chick at the same time with 10-30 other men than commit to someone whose life doesn't revolve around sucking dick?
>>31516383Old lady hands are nice too.
>>31516357Enjoy being a cuck I suppose >>31516370Me and chungus anon just vibin
>>31516371Yes, but it was brought back due to tiktok and stuff like that...
>>31516367any man who wears nail polish immediately makes me assume they're homosexual
>>31516368Tbf though to balance it out cost of living in the UK is shite. Working full-time at a coffee shop you can't afford your own place, you have to rent a room in a houseshare or something, and even that's like almost half your income
>>31516386I'm 25, anon...
>>31515745Which part of Europe though? Shit's so different in different parts, since we reach from Mediterranean to the Arctic, and from the Atlantic to the Black Sea.>>31515790Fellow European enjoying free healthcare. Meanwhile I'm studying at the unit (no tuition fees) and living in a subsidized apartment on government welfare.>>31515993Yes. Cooking isn't a difficult skill to learn.>>31516267If I knew they're genuinely scared of bugs and didn't live too far away, sure. It would be a bit annoying still, and I would probably look into ways for them to get rid of bugs themselves.>>31516307Yes. This is why public libraries should be protected.
>>31516389Nta but wat? Even if it's black nail polish? Tbf when I wore pink nail polish I expected people to assume I was a fag
>>31516382>And that's not including tips ;P (but we were supposed to put em in a pot for charity)Our pockets are also charity!>Is it mobile games or something else?We got mobile and web games desuNot my dream games for sure but I'm frankly so grateful I get treated ok and I've actually been learning a lot. ... and they pay me after all lol
>>31516389that's a pretty mundane assumption
>>31516396ESPECIALLY black nail polish. That's legit code.
>>31516394OH SHIT, you're younger than me.But fr, your hands are fine, don't worry too much about these things, anxiety can make things worse and all that.
>>31516396when I wore black people thought I was a fag, it is what it is
>>31516276Just very dry. But my dishes are SPOTLESS.>>31516297>gripDepends on the gloves. And anyway I need to be able to feel if there is still grease on something or I'll never believe it's clean.>>31516305It's not like I'm washing a toilet or mold. Just some crusty pasta sauce.>>31516375If you use the second definition "an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means" as a definition practically everything is a meme and the word loses meaning. I only hear it used when referring to the first definition. A generally humourous image, video, or piece of text that inspires copycats
>>31516392I figured as much :(Is that also on part time or also for full time?>Fellow European enjoying free healthcare. Meanwhile I'm studying at the unit (no tuition fees) and living in a subsidized apartment on government welfare.gigabased. we weren't as fortunate here, but I can happily say the most I paid for my bachelor's + master's combined didn't exceed 5k
>>31516400STOP MAKING THIS WORSE! :)
I miss him
>>31516397>We got mobile and web games desuNgl I used to shit on mobile games and now they're pretty much all I play...Sounds like a cool gig (:>Our pockets are also charityBREXIT MEANS BREXITWell I'm sure I'll vacay in Portugal again at some point, you guys have good beaches for surfing, just need to get my Kenergy back>>31516399Are you serious kekI know straight guys in relationships who wear black nail polish tho
>>31516404oomp forgot to tag you friend>>31516395
>>31516403OCD?
>>31516388>backFrom where? It never left.
>>31516405Those hands will be old and wrinkly some day, Anon.Find someone that'll hold them no matter what.
>>31516379I get to go gym in the morning train have breakfast with the missus and then go work watch youtube and boss people around until I come home to dinner on the table and i’ll still be in bed before midnight have I made it yet incels?
>>31516396NTA but either gay or emo and stuck in 2008.>>31516408>I know straight guys in relationships who wear black nail polish thoHow old?
>>31516404Full-time...>enjoying free healthcare Working in government healthcare was pretty comfy desu. I was making like £1.5k/month doing 37 hours a week no qualifications
>>31516413Technically no I don't qualify for an official diagnosis but my paperwork says "ocd tendencies".
>>31516423>How old?Like in their late 20s/30s >>31516423>emo and stuck in 2008Fuckin' right
Men, I want to compliment-bomb a guy I'm hitting on to get him to like me more. What sorts of compliments from an acquaintance would you appreciate most?
>>31516408Yes, seriously, it's used within the lgbtq. This isn't the 80s anymore. Like, what would people think if I wore rainbow stuff?
>>31516404>>31516411>gigabasedIt is a lottery win to be born where I live, especially considering my autism. Fucking sucks to get a burnout even from working a 20 hours week, just because the environment was unsuitable for me.>my bachelor's + master's combined didn't exceed 5kThat's not bad by any means, and sure as hell beats entering the work force in debt
>>31516408>Well I'm sure I'll vacay in Portugal again at some pointI want you to know we endearingly call you Bifes (because I swear all you UK people order is steak). Take lots of sunscreen, you don't wanna be the lobsterman!>you guys have good beaches for surfingNazaré is pretty insane. I'm too much of a coward to engage in such activities, so I'll wish you good luck from my safe distance of these murderwaves
>>31516435Tell me that I'm smart and funny >>31516436>it's used within the lgbtqFucking hell why the LGBBQ gotta take everything from us and gaycode it
>>31516416Poignant anon is back!
>>31516436considering non-gays have been using black as a safe/edgelord colour, homosexuals don't really own it and them calling it "code" is funny when obviously non-homos have been doing it for ages
>>31516440I feel you. I'd love to wear rainbow dresses and stuff like that but I can't without people making assumptions.
>>31516440Any compliments on his body or style or is that too much out of nowhere?
>>31516437>It is a lottery win to be born where I live, especially considering my autism. Fucking sucks to get a burnout even from working a 20 hours week, just because the environment was unsuitable for me.I'm sorry to hear friend. I have a close friend with this exact issue. it took her some time to find a place to work where she can thrive but she finally got a nice environment. She's a nurse in a care home and does morning shifts.
>>31516439Your steaks are damn good tho...>Take lots of sunscreenYeah I learned that the hard way last summer while tanning lel>NazaréYeah I wanna go to that one someday, maybe for bodyboarding... need to work on my skillz more though
>>31516447I don't mind that either but it gets old desu and feels a bit shallow, I'd rather be complimented on personalityBut definitely if there is something you like about his style that's nice to note too
>>31516435Don’t give him compliments that just makes suspicious of you be straightforward and tell him what you want
Women, what kinds of compliments about your body do you like?
>>31516440>LGBBQ
>>31516449>Your steaks are damn good tho...They are, and the default choice on every menu here really
>>31516464Rice next to a salad feels sacrilegious
>>31516464This is hilarious.>It's healthy because salad
>>31516458I'm more comfortable with people complimenting my face/smileIf I know you I'll be flattered if you say nice things about my ass, but I wouldn't like a stranger or someone I barely know commenting on it(I'm only not saying tiddies because I have small tiddies anyway)
>>31516404>most I paid for my bachelor's + master's combined didn't exceed 5kWhere did you get it Bangladesh?
>>31516398Us men are always told that we dress too boring and don't groom enough etc. but as soon as you push the boat out its assumed you're a fagThat's why I say fuck it do what you want and if people make assumptions that's on them. Not my fault I look good in pink>>31516464Aww man this making me hungryNothing like bitoque do prego and Super Bock after hitting some waves
>>31516468>This is hilarious.>>It's healthy because saladYou bet your ass non of us actually eat the salad>>31516467It's more sacrilegious that there's rice AND taters. le double carbs>>31516471Portugal, silly aren't you paying attention??
>>31516458Face or hair mostly. You can say something about my boobs if you're really suave about it.
>>31516471Nta but I was on a private donor scholarship here + student loan scheme so was actually getting paid ~5k to do a STEM bachelor's + master's Too bad I flunked out of school lol
>>315164773rd world countries don’t exist in my vocabulary ESLfag
>>31516469I like to complement chestlets on their tiddies because it throws them for a loop desu.
Oomfies..
>>31516485rood
>>31516482If you didn’t study at an American college then you basically don’t have a degree at all, literally everyone on campus is just here for show boating
>>31516446NTA but what's wrong with random strangers assuming you might be gay because of the colors you're wearing? Are you afraid it'll scare off otherwise interested men?
>>31516453Makes sense.>>31516454Asking to meet up with him sometime outside of work seems weird out of nowhere.
>>31516492Wtf is a Portuguese tart and how is it different than any other regular tart?
>>31516493>If you didn’t study at an American college then you basically don’t have a degree at all???Care to tell that to all the doctors and surgeons here?
>>31516458Body? Only from other girls or someone I'm dating
>>31516497>Are you afraid it'll scare off otherwise interested men?Yes, actually.
>>31516458Depends on who it's coming from. Anyone can compliment something from my face or head. But it's weird when my mom compliments my figure. I would prefer if comments about my body only come from people I'm having sex with.
>>31516498>she has to ask out guys not the other way aroundImagine my kek
>>31516506Girls compliment each other's body?
>>31516501>"portuguese tart"It's a fucking Pastel-de-Nata you infidel, and you see it in Macau as well in China because we brought the recipe there too.
>>31516512Fair enough>>31516506>Other girlsOh good point. Not weird if a friend tells me my boobs look good today.
>>31516505We don’t want them here I don’t want to walk into a clinic and see a fucking brown pajeet who probably touched shit before starting his shift who I can barely understand touching me fuck off we don’t want you
>>31516527>a fucking brown pajeet>we're not considered whiteWait a second. Do I get diversity points? Can I finally exploit the system???
>>31516458“You have a beautiful/tiny waist” is always my favorite.
>>31516523When was the last time anybody heard of Portugal after the euros NEVER
>>31516534why must you hurt me this way plis be nice or else
>>31516477>le double carbsI myself have dabbled in the forbidden rice with Chow mein combo, it's bretty good.Also the texture of noodle with rice is quite nice.
>>31516530Sorry that loophole is only for dentists.
Women how would you react if a guy you were talking to said "Yeah I'm basically an Omega Male" and refused to elaborate?
>>31515256tits too big
>>31516544I'd omegakek him out of my face
>>31516544But you look nothing like Justin Long
I feel like I should avoid complimenting women because>I've received zero compliments from women (non-family members) at 25>doing so (and being too enthusiastic in general with women) mostly just leads to cringe and awkwardness and doesn't make them think highly of me
>>31516493Depends on the degree ofc lolDoctors, lawyers, engineers etc. you kind of need to be qualified lolStuff like programming though the value of degrees is increasingly watered down desu vs. skills/experience
Women:What was your most important lesson learned about men?
>>31516435NAG but just be really, visibly happy every time he does something for you and gush a little bit about how smart he is, or how strong, or how good he is at doing whatever it was he did for you, and how helpful it was and how you don't know what you would have done otherwise
>>31516539That's quite criminal. I might also delve into that sort of nefarious culinary activity
>>31516474>Us men are always told that we dress too boring and don't groom enough etcThis has always been a tactic for woman to shift the blame of them not finding people attractive onto the people, and it's bullshit, lol.Just listen to "It's your fault I don't find you attractive.", "You should be ashamed for not catering to my sense of beauty", weirdly bigoted in this day and age.
I am a machine that turns nicotine and caffeine into love for women
>>31516530All western countries are tightening their visa pathways now you fucking people did this to yourself lmao>>31516538Why can’t you be more like Argentina!
>>31516557I would bet 10$ you're the same kind of guy that would freak out if you saw a woman without makeup.
>>31515224>>31515230/gif/ should have IDs so you can filter spammers spitefagging a thread and there should be some arbitrary rule like you can't make more than 1 text post in a thread without posting a gif/webm because >178 posts, 30 imagesis too commonBut moderation is dead. Maybe I should make a /gif/ meta thread.
>>31516523>Pastel-de-NataI love these lol I still get em pretty regularly but they're not as good as the ones in Portugal...>>31516551Just compliment someone in a casual way if there's something you genuinely like Don't have to overdo it>>31516559I am a machine that turns nicotine and caffeine into shitposts
>>31516554That just because a man is down on his luck (a loser) doesn't mean he's necessarily a good person. Learned that the hard way, tried to help the underdog once too many times only for him to exploit my kindness.There's blatant assholes and those are easy to identify, but these guys are wolves in sheep's clothing.
>>31516562venmo me 10$ then, bro
>>31516554Just because they're the same age as your dad does NOT mean they will treat you like a child.
>>31516295Your posts so far give me the energy that I'm treading on eggshells by attempting to re-iterate my point so I don't really know if I should.
>>31516571Why are you fucking with men your daddy's age, my sister.
>>31516557Eh I don't really think it's a tactic or whatever I think it's just societal stereotyping and putting people into weird little groups based on their appearance. People like to act like they're oh so progressive but then assume you're LGBBQ for something as benign as wearing nail polish
>>31516565>I love these lol I still get em pretty regularly but they're not as good as the ones in Portugal...Yeah... I've tasted some in Spain and they weren't half as good.But now my palate is ruined because I've been spoilt with the best ones around. If you come back for vacay, try to get the ones from "Aloma" (I'm pretty sure they have multiple factories around the country). You also have the Belém ones but because they're the OGs they're not considered Pastéis-de-Nata but rather Pastéis-de-Belém
So I went with the family to watch Inside Out 2 at a cinema (okay movie btw) and saw there were a lot of young women couldn't really tell their ages, could have been anywhere from 17 to 23) wearing ridicolously revealing clothes, there was one girl that just straight up had an open jacket and a shirt that looked like a bra with how little of her tits it covered.Women, why dress like this? What's the point?
>>31516552Nobody needs them! We’re over qualified with doctors and lawyers how about you be an uber driver or grocery store something we actually need! You people are so dumb you just don’t get it lol>>31516563Lmao when the coomer tries to give mods advice and how to run a board kek
>>31516563can't we just have a /gif/ for straight people and lesbians only?Regular /gif/ can be a cuck BBC containment zone
>>31516572I'm sorry if I made you feel bad anon.It's not like I can hurt you from the other side of the world or anything though.
>>31516573>fucking withI have to buy groceries. If I had a nickel for every time an old man in the grocery store has told me I look like Audrey Hepburn while standing way too close to me I'd have 10 cents. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice.
>>31516554Love should make you feel better about yourself, not worse. This is not important, but penis havers don’t wipe pee off with toilet paper.
>>31516581Old men are all disgusting creeps.
>>31516583I do.
>>31516576It's going to be 80 degrees out today.
>>31516519My girlfriends and I compliment each other's bodies all the time, plus things like hair, skin, clothes, accessories. With acquaintances, hair, skin, clothes, accessories. With strangers, clothes and accessories>>31516523Portuguese custard tarts are the most delicious dessert ever invented
>>31516575Ah yeah I went to Pastéis de Belém in Lisbon and those were pretty coolHonestly what I miss is bola de Berlim on the beach haha. And Pedras sparkling water
>>31516576>Women, why dress like this?I'd dress like that too if I was half as confident.>What's the point?It's fun! I mostly dress to look at my own reflection as I walk outside lol
>>31516554That they have 0 principles concerning getting laid and will lie about anything in the world and/or wait for decades in order to get their dick wet with someone they don't even find remotely attractive
>>31516458I got called dainty recently and I liked it it made me feel feminine, because I feel I look manly sometimes
>>31516523>and you see it in Macau as well in China because we brought the recipe there too.There's taste better desu
>>31516577>You people are so dumb you just don’t get it lolBro I worked in the NHS for years, we are really short on doctors and healthcare professionals here vs. wagies lol. Because the good ones just go private or abroad to make more money
>>31516597>There's*Theirsoof
>>31516589A) It was late and it wasn't even a particularly hot dayB) Even if it was hot you don't have to dress like you're working a street corner to get comfy.
>>31516566God, this. Once they have a girl they thought was out of their leave, they want someone even better. Or they get so caught up in you being out of their league that they cheat on you as soon as the opportunity presents itself
>>31516591>Honestly what I miss is bola de Berlim on the beach haha;_; I haven't been to the beach in so long, and those are just. perfection.Me and my cousin used to rush out of the water to chase after the poor man on his summer job like some fucking landwhales for those LMAO>And Pedras sparkling waterso true. Infinitely better than any artificial sparkling water>>31516590>Portuguese custard tarts are the most delicious dessert ever inventedThey absolutely are.Fun story, my manager is Chinese American, so he's familiar with these. He never liked them back in China. When we came to visit we brought some into the office and this man ate like 9 daily Pastéis for 5 days. ... And so did I
>>31516603>like you're working a street cornerAre you old or just old fashioned? Who gives a shit? If the parts that legally need to be covered are covered what's the issue? You don't have to like people's outfits they just need to make sure they're not breaking any indecent exposure laws.
>>31516435This doesn't work anon.He won't notice.
>>31516597I never tasted one from Macau! I should though->>31516606> Or they get so caught up in you being out of their league that they cheat on you as soon as the opportunity presents itselfYup literally what happened to me
Foids, what's the best position for anal?
>>31516588I deeply apologize for contributing to the spread of misinformation. I will correct the assumption of others in your name.
>>31516608I'm neither, I consider myself pretty progressive, but I just don't comprehend why you would dress like that at a movie theater while watching a goddamn Pixar movie.It's one thing to dress like that for like a date or something, but at a movie theater?
>>31516615Missionary with knees up. Doggy always hurts, the angle is wrong.
>>31516607>Me and my cousin used to rush out of the water to chase after the poor man on his summer job like some fucking landwhales for those LMAOHaha I'm sure he was happy for the businessAnd fr I wish we had Pedras here>this man ate like 9 daily Pastéis for 5 daysMan of culture
>>31516554Men are very different from women, and treating a guy the way we as girls might want to be treated isn't effective
>>31516577Explain how the advice is wrong, namefag?
>>31516583I do but I shouldn't, that shit is made of endocrine disruptors. Bidets or bust.
>>31516617Nah, you should forget about me. The sole piss dabber shall be forgotten and lost to history instead. Just another unsung hero.
>>31516618Why are you ogling underage girls at the movie theatre bruv? Aren't you supposed to be like, watching the movie?
Women, I was reading old news stories from my country because basically everything that happens here is absolutely ridiculous and I stumbled upon the the case of the "Donut Mafia" of two years ago. Apparently they would force immigrants to sell donuts on beaches and black mail beach bar owners into letting them. The shop owners where even threatened with guns to not disturb the "criminal" acticity. In many cases they also beat up other food sellers or fired the guns against them with other gunfire targets being beach store owners and private security and they also attempted murder. 12 people were arrested. Thoughts?
>>31516618Why wouldn't they if they feel comfortable in those clothes? Why would someone wear sweatpants to a movie? If they're not concerned with modesty like you are they're not going to think twice about the outfit choice because they see nothing wrong with it.
My hands are like 2x the size of hers. Why does the thought of this make me horny?
>>31516580yeah but i'm a #sensitiveyoungman and I can still get stressed out online
>>31516622>and treating a guy the way we as girls might want to be treated isn't effectiveMind elaborating on that?
>>31516598THATS THE FUCKING POINT YOU ESL SCALP LABOURER FUCK OFF
>>31516513>But it's weird when my mom compliments my figure.I got that when my boobs were coming in. Really made me feel uncomfortable.
>>31516628O: donut dictators! What the fuck anon, where do you live?And were the donuts tasty?
>working from home>wasted half the day shitposting hereI blame woman for this
>>31516623You need to not be a complete incel to understand my high IQ posting
>>31516636HA, GAYImagine my dad saying NICE DICK SONNYWomen really do be getting away with some weird ass shit
>>31516628Are we sure they were donuts and not "donuts" it sounds like a drug front.
>>31516448>it took her some time to find a place to work where she can thrive but she finally got a nice environment.Yeah, it is a...process. I have the qualifications of a dental assistant (including basic studies of a nurse) and a cook, and now I'm studying IT.>>31516435Smile at them. Compliment their choice of clothes, their hair, their choice of cologne (if they use). But if you really want to hit on him, I suggest you be more direct than just compliments, because he's probably too dense to figure it out, or doesn't want to risk a misunderstanding if they're not 100% sure that you're flirting.
>>31516640>more ad hominemspleasure doing business with you
>>31516626I will NEVER forget about you. My children’s children will hear your story
>>31516554Honestly the fact that I'm still learning about them. Such wonderful creatures. I'm only joking a little.
>>31516635ENTJ your mother sucks cock in hell
>>31516474>That's why I say fuck it do what you want and if people make assumptions that's on them. Not my fault I look good in pinkThat's fine as long as you have the social position and security to behave that way, which I guess a lot of men don't really. It's not like most people have the balls to say anything anyway.
>>31516638You might as well, I'm doing exactly this too.
>>31516646You jerk off to /gif/ you don’t deserve any respect touhou degen
>>31516554Their balls are so delicate that even looking at them wrong can make them crumple and cry like it was shot. They're such pussies.
>>31516594Wow I feel seen
>>31516656I literally pluck my nut hairs.
>>31516607They are so light and just melt in your melt, I don't blame either of you I'd eat 10 a day if I could
>>31516662>pluck my nut hairsI don't think I could do the same about my coochie hairs. How long does it take you??? 3 hours?
>>31515769eurotreasure
>>31516619What about riding?
>>31516653Well yeah I'm in a chavvy neighbourhood so not gonna go out on my own at night looking too fruity lel
>>31516663Thought this was in response to this >>31516656
>>31516647*cowboy riding into sunset.jpg*
>>31516673SAME lol
>>31516672Do you fear they're gonna do some moist nigga shit to you?
>>31516654Get back to work >:[I'm gonna take a break from the thread for a few hours lel laters
>>31516637I live in the most commical place in the world. And they taste good>>31516644Yes it was about actually selling donuts on the beach. There are pictures of immigrants selling donuts on the beach. Technically not donuts, another thing which is similar but you guys don't have that so I said donuts to make it simple
>>31516665I'm only plucking the scrotum which isn't very hairy, because I don't want something sharp there. I trim/shave the rest of my pubes.
Women really be like, "hun, your boobs are looking fiiine today"?
>>31516679>moist niggaidk what this means but I'm a 5'7" twink so I would be fooked if I got cornered I can run fast tho
>>31516684>And they taste goodHonestly, worth it.
>>31516686Are you retarded?
>>31516656A 3 year old child is perfectly capable of completely disabling an adult male with a nutshot.
>>31516686I just tend to go for the full grope and let my hands do the talking.
>>31516688>I would be fooked if I got corneredmoisty
>>31516649She’s still alive thankfully if you think I’m bad take a guess where I got it from lol
>>31516672fair, I only ever embraced a more faggy looking dress sense when I knew I'd be around civilised peoplewhich is weird because chavs dress a bit gay too
>>31516638It's your own fault. You have the most fortunate job in the world and yet you bitch and moan. Man the fick up you shitposter
>>31516697>let my hands do the talking.What do they say?
>>31516656There are no men left today it’s just trannys and women
>>31516615No idea but I'm hoping she shats on your penor!
>>31516686I do that with my one girl friend but she's way bigger than me. I think it annoys her desu.
>>31516704"big booba"
>>31516708Low IQ
>>31516707>There are no men left today it’s just trannys and womenBased. The world is healing.
No other fetish makes people seethe more than a man and woman enjoying loving, anal sex togetherwhy is this?
>>31516711Very eloquent.
>>31516720Are you Indian?
>>31516710I hate people like you. You think it's funny but it's really not.
Women are literally all gay.
>>31516716I know this student on campus whos family escaped from war torn Syria just to end up here as a femboy twink it makes me wonder if we would’ve been a sex slave for ISIS if they captured him
>>31516730as a woman, yes
>>31516712Nope. You're "projecting"
>>31516633Men argue differently, they are way more practical minded about emotional issues and just because they don't react the way a woman would, doesn't mean he doesn't care. Men need more space. They need to be respected as a man, not just a person
Do lesbians really try to convert other women?
>>31516732Time to straighten up with me?
>>31516730Nah men are aka you, you homo
>>31516737nta but wise post
>>31516738They don't need to try.
>>31516731What a strange thing to say.>>31516740I enjoy being gey, sorry anon
can a gay woman love me, a man?
>>31516673>>31516675Well balls are pretty great too, but thank goodness they don't melt in our mouths
>>31516745if she's bi-
>>31516744Therefore you would enjoy being part of my (small) harem
>>31516738It's anecdotal but I've have a lesbian friend hit on me even after repeatedly telling her I'm straight. It's like lesbians and men both have the same concept of a woman's sexuality.
I've not asked a woman out not just because I'm afraid of rejection, but because that rejection might confirm the things I hate about myself that I can still plausibly deny because nobody else has externalized them. And also, I might cry which would be humiliating.
>>31516700>which is weird because chavs dress a bit gay tooWell you can get away with certain white trash-coded faggy looks>>31516703>It's your own fault. You have the most fortunate job in the world and yet you bitch and moan. Man the fick up you shitposterOkay this motivated me to work thank you senpai(I just made enough to cover drinks at the pub tonight at least)>>31516743The boobs do it for them
>>31516737>they are way more practical minded about emotional issuesYou mean the classic 'trying to help someone by suggesting solutions to a problem' vs 'trying to comfort them'?
>>31516753I have this problem with my dumbass gf everyday holy shit women are retarded
>>31516753nta but does this have anything to do with men doing something just to see if they can do it? Trying to fix things?
>>31516750That's kind of the nature of passive vs pursuant sexual dynamics. Lots of lesbians seem to complain that they have to pursue even if they don't want to feel masculine.
>>31516751Good stay away from women leave them for chad
>>31516751:(Anon, anyone getting rejected doesn't immediately make someone useless, or ugly, or unlovable.Rejection happens regardless if we are or not deserving of love. I've been rejected countless times and it's more to do with the other person's taste or even availability, more than it has to do with there being a problem with us.You're going to feel rejection regardless in your life, both in jobs, love, friendships, etc... Might as well actually go for it.
>>31516753as a man myself I'll say that I look at my emotions more detached and objectively. I can understand why I feel a certain way and just need time to process them.
>>31516757It's almost like it's not natural.
>>31516751You sound like me at 13 anon.
>>31516755Damn. In 10 years of being together, my fiancé never described me like this so someone else.I feel sorry for your gf.
>>31516760I think I'm kind of the same way but I have autism.
>>31516751>I might cry which would be humiliating.Sounds like you still have some growing up to do, Anon.
>>31516766What's the point of this post? Are you just trying to start shit?
>>31516764With that being said if she ever developed pattern recognition or critical thinking skills I wouldn’t be with her, we love dumb girls because it’s more feminine the worse thing that could ever happen to a woman who was a voice and brain is to gain power
>>31516767NTA but I didn't read that aggressively. You're being oversensitive. And you do need to grow up.
>>31516751well yes, this is why rejection sucksyou have to have your esteem ground down into dirt until you don't even care anymore haha
>>31516742Thanks anon>>31516753That's part of it, but it's more than that. Even just talking about how your day went, it's really different with with a girl friend vs bf. Guys just don't get excited about the same stuff and I think sometimes as girls we see that meaning something is wrong but it's not, it's just how men are
>>31516767nta but that's kind of a childish reaction.
>>31516767No, I'm trying to help. And I don't mean you would be oversensitive as >>31516769 said, but rather that showing emotions is normal, and not something one should be ashamed of.
>>31516766>>31516769At least you didn't call him an incel this time.
>>31516756whatdoing something just to see if you can is called curiosity
>>31516770You have to break something down before you can build it up, right.
>>31516769>>31516773Any response I have to this will just lead to me being called childish. Ridiculous.
>>31516777Women this only applies to women
>>31516775Never called anyone incel here, even though that would probably apply to a fair few Anons.
>>31515808> The only way to not make people retarded is with more educationEducation doesn't work anon. In reality you have to breed better people.
>>31516780If you make assumptions like that, it will. I unironically think you have to get out of your comfort zone.
>>31516774I don't mind crying in private, but it would be absolutely pathetic to be a mopey, sad sack of shit in front of other people. I don't logically think having emotions is bad but I do still remember every time I have cried with embarrassment. I can't change that.
>>31516756NTA but men do love to tinker with stuff, whether it's a computer, an electrical socket, or their gf's body
>>31516783How do you mean that? The parental influence?
>>31516790This her asshole is cute lol
Just learned that there's been a study that apperently, autistic people have higher amounts of Neanderthal DNA than non-autistic people.How do you feel about this information?
Hmmm love slurping on yummy cocks any other girlies can relate????
>>31516787So you would not feel comfortable crying infront of your girlfriend? Even if like your dad died or something?
>>31516785If you use belittling or language that implies I'm immature or childish that's only reinforcing that showing emotion is pathetic in a man.
>>31516795False correlation, white people in general have more Neanderthal DNA, and white children are more likely to have autism because white parents have kids later and make more efforts to get a diagnosis for their kid
>>31516554Most men have a hard time loving me in the way I like to be loved, and they'll appreciate a hug more than me folding their laundry.
>>31516795Was the study done in Germany?
>>31516787>but it would be absolutely pathetic to be a mopey, sad sack of shit in front of other people.>I do still remember every time I have cried with embarrassment. I can't change that.You absolutely can change that, because it is all about you, your thoughts, your attitude. I'm not saying it is easy or quick, but you very much can change that. But it has to start with you wanting to change.I'm M soon 30, and I feel no shame in showing my emotions in front of others.
>>31516674There goes the finest man to have grace this wretched thread… stay strong, pee cowboy
>>31516783nah, education is key.Being smart (IQ wise) is completely hereditary and up to luck. You're either born intelligent or not, that's just how it is.Education works on the basic level that here before 1974 most people couldn't read and right. Not all my grandparents were literate enough to even sign their names.Education also works on things like sex ed, and other basic ass things like maths, basic studies on your surroundings, knowing that a dolphin is a mammal, knowing your country's history, etc...That alone has already helped people become much smarter. People used to cut sheep's tails to "make mating easier for the ram" here, and now collectively because people are educated, that's been stopping. (cutting the female sheep's tail also results in their coochies get infected because of flies laying eggs and will usually result in death or involuntary abortion, so it's not like this was a smart practice).
>The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. -Henry David ThoreauHow do (You) combat this?
>>31516795Is it higher amounts of Neanderthal dna, or just specific genetic markers linked to Neanderthal dna? I think they've known about this connection for a while now
>>31516795As an autist with many autistic friends, our collective reaction was "ooga booga, monkey together stronk"
>>31516801How do you equate showing emotion with being childish? That seems kinda simplistic.
>>31516808>before 1974 most people couldn't read and right*read and writeguess I can't write either.
>>31516802NTA but I thought Asian populations have the highest amount of Neanderthal dna
>>31516816Mhm, das right!
>>31516782Right.
>>31516813It's up to you to ask yourself if it's wise to reinforce that idea or not.
>>31516809Exercise probably
>>31516795I agree Neaderthals are what jews used to be so it makes sense why they’re so fucked up
>>31516817they have denisovian dna
>>31516809You can can’t who you are or where you come from but you can change how you chose to feel about it, you’d be surprised how many people don’t have free will because they’re so dumb lol
>>31516821I see your point, but crying just because you can't get something is not usually seen past a certain age. Are you saying that's how people should act?
>>31516826>denisovian dnaI did not know about Denisovans at all, I guess I now have a fun topic to read on
I wanted to go to gym to battle my depression, but realized I have no clean clothes because I don't wash my clothes due to being lazy caused by depressionAlso I asked my friend to go with me for bigger commitment (this was before I realized I have nothing to wear). He didn't want to go :(
>>31516830>but crying just because you can't get somethingThat's not what'd make me cry.>Are you saying that's how people should act?Are you paying attention or did you just jump in halfway?
>>31516834You start (right now) by taking care of your clothes. There's not gonna be an easy way
>>31516834>relying on others for motivation Big kek
>>31516834go do your laundry RIGHT NOW
>>31516835You'd cry from disappointment? I honestly just jumped in halfway. nta Sorry about that.
>>31516812It’s easier to pick you off one by one
>>31516838I can't really judge because relying on others and being there for others is what gave me strength to begin with
>>31516554no matter how much a guy shows he is trustworthy there's always a non-zero chance that it was an act and he is just biding his time.
>>31516841read the first post
>>31516834I said little steps, anon. Was your clothes so you can do the big stuff.
>>31516844you can say this about everyone though
>>31516834Sigma Males (free-thinking and highly intellectual people) such as myself would simply go to the gym in stinky clothes.
>>31516846You don't want to summarize? That's... a little childish.
>>31516826No, I just looked it up. Asians do have higher levels of Neanderthal dna, even though Neanderthals themselves never reached East Asia. Neanderthal descents went into Asia, and there was subsequently less dilution of the Neanderthal dna than happened in Europe and the Middle East
>>31516843>prey heard mentality bottom subCute but you need to do things for yourself
Why won't women date fat and balding guys?They'd rather die alone, sometimes.
>>31516844That is assuming that all men by default are secretly untrustworthy. Pretty big personal bias. Femcelish.
>>31516851anon is lazy!!
I love showing my ass off to trannies while they jerk their cute girlycocks to me haha it makes me so horny anyone else can relate?
>>31516849I used to go to the gym with 2 friends and we'd always mess with the one guy who always insisted on showering before going to the gym. Like why shower before the gym when you can just shower after?If your clothes just smell it's fine to go to the gym in them, you're gonna be sweating soon anyway. If they're stained maybe wear something different.
>>31516849Literally me but I don’t have a body odour according to my personal assistant
>>31516853I do now. But I required help first. I don't think that's so wrong. I can also finally give back to people, and I feel mentally stable enough in this world to tackle my issues.
>>31516859Bet he's the one that didn't do his laundry.
>>31516862Why the fuck are you trying to impersonate me you son of bastard
>>31516856We are often intimidated by fat and balding guys, and assume we aren't good enough for them
>>31516856They do date fat and bald guys, anon.
>>31516838What do you do instead?
Hey, I found a new game.
>>31516862Do you have dry earwax?If so you have the no-body odor gene, which also impacts whether your earwax is dry or wethttps://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know-general-science/your-earwax-and-sweat-have-something-smelly-common
>>31516863This made me realise half the population requires someone to tell them what to where to go just like my gf if it wasn’t for me in her life she would probably be dead
>>31516856I am not fat and balding. If I was fat and balding I would date a fat and balding man.
>>31516874Shut the fuck up if you were actually me you would know I don't have a gf get out you incel loser fuck
>>31516844You haven't learned a lesson, you've told us what lesson you need to learn though.
>>31516876baitEveryone her knows I'm in a throuple.
>>31516874>I once again didn't check if I was replying to namefag>and he's once again complaining about his gfugh fine, I guess I'll take your gf in
>>31516871I do everything myself I own things because it’s mine capitalism is masculine and it never felt so good
>>31516872i think you found a great way to combat namefags. if we all change name to mine, namefags will become obsolete
>>31516882shut up you son of whore if you're actually me then tell me the name of my favourite tranny prostitute you fuck
Men wish they were me women want me ITT
>>31516861I often wake up and im sweaty so i shwoer before I also shower if im after shift at work because a fresh sweat at gym doesnt smell like anything, whereas if you were slightly sweaty already chance is you will be stinkier.And im not risking being smelly while talking with my gymcrush
>>31516882>What do you do to get you to do things instead of motivation?>CapitalismI knew the answer was going to be schizo but I expected it to at least be relevant.
>>31516837>>31516839>>31516847I love you anons (no homo)I will wash my clothes and my friend said he will go with me tomorrow. We are so back
>>31516885https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/avavme
>>31516886No they wish they were ME you sutpid incel fucker stop posting remove your goddamn name!!!!!!
>summer>threads aren't any faster>we just get ENTJ and a few of his retard namefag buddies backwow
>>31516883>continues giving him more attention by playing into his game thus making him strongerYou retards will never learn we had the same problem at >>>/r9k/
>>31516887how often do you get to talk with your gymcrush?
>>31516892>threads aren't any fasterNot enough college student regulars I guess. Just people with jobs and the usual neets
>>31516892/atoga/ has fallen, billions must die
>>31516883Image limit reached? Aw... syndromefromtheincredibles.jpg.
>>31515808> If you go to the center of the actual discussion it was 100% to demonstrate that men here don't help out even 1/3 as much as women do in their own homesNta, but I looked up the Portuguese data, that was available in english.- https://eeagrants.cig.gov.pt/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/inut_policybrief_en.pdfP8 and 9It indicates that women do 4.23 hours of unpaid household + care work while men do 2.38 hours.Which makes men's contribution 37% and women's 63%.I am highly skeptical however that there are 5 hours worth of chores being done every day.
>>31516888Enjoy the europoor fren I tried to help you >>31516892I’m sorry this is out of my control lmao
>>31516894I switched gyms so not anymore, but i sometimes chat with other girls that are also pretty hot.I miss the real og gymcrush though, she is an actual perfection
>>31516889Don't get overconfident.
STOP PRETENDING TO BE MESTOP IT IT'S NOT FUNNY OKAY
>>31516897Who the fuck actually comes to 4chan for genuine advice how bad must you life be to end up in this commie shithole
>>31516901>europoor>Is 11 am for me rnNow I'm more confused
>>31516345HELL YESTake me back to the 2000s
>>31516900Yeah im sure couples where both parties work spend 8 hours per day combined doing choresGet the fuck away from this horseshit data set
>>31516902do you just go up and to talk to them? what do you say? wtf why are you chad here
>>31516905Replied to the wrong post? This doesn't have anything to do with posting speed?
>>31516900I wonder how you actually determine this shit?like if you take twice as long as you need to do this dishes does that contribute to the hours? If you have a huge house to vaccuum?it's a very strange thing to quantify
>>31516910This is why nobody take the poopoogeuse seriously
>brown girl fetishists are everywhere>brown boy fetishists only exist in the minds of jews and chinksWhy is this?
>>31516345High waist pants are my kryptonite
>>31516892I just filter him, but since people are pretending to be him, half of the posts are just gone for me.
It's so weird to me that some people see the clock hit midnight and start talking about "today" and "tomorrow" when there's a sleep or two in between there.
I'm going to stop replying because clearly this moron idiot bastard is not listening you know he's the false one because he should know I'm brown fucking idiot lol
>>31516915>poopoogeuseI think you mean Brazilian monkey
I win idiots what the fuck did that accomplish lmao
>>31516834Just go for a run then do a laundry workout broI find doing housework (when the depression isn't kicking my ass too hard) can help with my mood>>31516920>when there's a sleep or two in between thereImagine sleeping
>>31516435Physical compliments matter most
>>31516911I see them staring at me and our eyes meeting so eventually i walk up and ask about piece of equipment, or they greet me with hi, so i ask how is it going and it becomes a convo and then we chat regularly.Its pretty normal.Only once or so i fully cold approached a fat butt blonde and had a date couple weeks later with her>ChadIm an almost 32 kissless virgin
>>31516927What kinda fatass gets tired from laundry kill yourself fatty fat fat
>>31516751>rejection might confirm the things I hate about myself This is why I don't ask girls out>image limit reachedshadowthehedgehogdepressedatthebar.jpg
>>31516919haha
>>31516435Just tell him "i like you"
new thread please so I can post a rant about women with a picture
>>31516942Suck my dick tranny boy you mother fucks BBC in hell
>>31516360>>31516367in my experience most women don't even wear nail polish that often>t. black nails (male)
New thread please so i can post my semi flaccid penor
>>31516936It's not being physically tired, it's the mental block depression gives youWhen I'm manic I can work like a dog for three days straight but when the depression's bad I'll start wearing my socks inside out cause I have no motivation to do laundry or anything
Women, do you wear nail polish?
>>31516916because white people are the tallest on average and women are height fetishists
>>31516947You guys. It was sarcasm. Hence the smiley face. You're not doing any favors to combat the "all 4chan users are autistic" rumors.
>>31516959If you often find people misinterpret you this may be a problem in how you communicate and you should strive to improve instead of blaming others.
>>31516900>I am highly skeptical however that there are 5 hours worth of chores being done every day.Have you ever had a full house of your own with a pet?>sweep, vacuum, mop (usually takes me 40 mins altogether but I do this twice a week, not every day, but it takes longer if you have pets and kids because you have to rotate the places they're in so they don't get sick while the floor dries)>dust entire house (15 mins, but same as above)>do laundry (20 minutes, but depends on how many people live in that house)>clean toilet, shower and bidet (not every day, but regularly, around 20 minutes for all)>iron some laundry (usually 15 minutes)>grocery shop (40 minutes)>cook (from 30 minutes to 2 hours depending if I'm making enough soup that day to last for a few days, I take an extra 20 mins now that I WFH and cook for me and the husband)>wash dishes, since I don't have a dishwasher yet (30 minutes roughly, but can be as fast as 15 minutes depending on how many dishes)>keep stovetop clean (5 to 8 minutes, every 3 days or so)>change bedding (5 to 10 minutes, depending on how many beds, every 3 or 4 days)>make sure to feed pet (the time to take on this highly depends on the pet)>clean litterboxes or walk the dog, occasionally wash litterbox once a week (the time for these depend)>groom or cut nails of said pet, and other basic care (5 to 10 minutes)>prepare lunch for kids (5 to 30 minutes depending if you had leftovers)>sit with kids for homework (10 to 30 minutes, to make sure they did everything)>bathe kids and dress them (10 to 30 minutes depending on how difficult they are)>take kids to school (10 minutes if you're lucky, sometimes up to 30)>tidy up yours and other people's messes in the house (5 to 15 minutes)>take out trash (2 to 5 minutes)>water plants (2 to 5 minutes)>if you have garden work (roughly 1 to 4 hours each week, depending on how large your yard is or if you have one)It's never a big deal if you're a single person.
>>31516972>youI didn't make the post. But dude you're a fucking idiot if you saw ":) No, but seriously" and didn't realize it was a joke lmfao.
>>31516972nta but go on the read the comment, Anon clarifies that they're not being serious with that. The problem is with you.
>>31516978>I didn't make the post.this misinterpretation is also your fault for not adhering to proper atoga etiquette.
>>31516857no it isn't? are you dumb?
>>31516720femdom makes atoga seethe moreeven mentioning it derails the thread usually
>>31516986What is that now?
>>31516980Unfortunately people often misleadingly write "no but seriously" to emphasize that they are serious, not that their preceding comment was a joke. Putting smileys in posts is however gay
i'll make new thread gimme a moment
>>31516994that's righteous though, femdomcels are embarrassing
>>31517001Can you move any slower? Jesus...
>>31516999It was a separate topic... dammit, you've got me being autistic now too.
>>31517002subs are the happiest people, it's the whiny incels attracted to the fetish that make it cringe
>>31517008>subs are the happiest people,hystericalpepe.pngonly female subs are happy
>>31517006i just got back from the beach, sheesh. you're welcome?NEW BREAD>>31517011>>31517011>>31517011
>>31517007You're a MemeBTIfag, you ARE autistic.
>>31516986NTA is not a requirement. I graciously corrected you because you were confused, no skin off my back if you think I'm OP. You fucked up and didn't realize it's a joke, the more embarrassing part is doubling down like this. Just take the L.
>>31517017>NTA is not a requirementYeah it's just etiquette you wally
>>31517022>etiquetteAnd I don't care. My intention was to poke fun at you because the joke went over your head and I have accomplished that :)
>>31517031oh sorry, I wasn't the one responding to that original postyou see anon, you have been tricked for I was NTA all along
>>31516941I didn't go that far, but I do think he picked up my hints today.
>>31516751This is me, except it applies to my entire life rather than just the romantic domain. I can tell I'm mediocre, there is no reason for me to confirm it.
>>31516976> Have you ever had a full house of your own with a pet?Sure. My household is 4 + animals.As you point out, many of the things that have to be done are approx weekly.The big ones are food preparation but even with that it doesn't come anywhere near 5 hours a day, and that makes me skeptical of the entire claim. The numbers are ~3x too high.
