last >>33659106don't give up edition
>>33661703I hope the prune was because of the disgusting furshit OP.Death to all furries!Death to all feetshitters!Death to all pitshitters!
>>33661703>>33661471The first step is accepting your baggage.You can just stand watching it go around the luggage carousel, pretend that it isn't yours, delude yourself that the embarrassing heavy mess belongs to someone else, hope nobody will suspect it's yours, see it disappear out of sight, and pray that it won't come back.But the conveyor inevitably circles it back to you. Eventually everyone else is gone and you're left alone with nothing but your baggage circling around, unchanged and incessantly insisting on your attention.The only way forward is to do the work of accepting the baggage. Own the weight and carry it.The weight of it hurts and it doesn't help that you know that you're responsible for packing at least half of crap in it.Now it's time unpack and go through your baggage....and it's time to set aside this tidy metaphor....You have to accept the past that's brought you to where you are now.All the good.All the bad.Like your childhood, there might be things you'd do anything to get back. You can chase and relive memories but you can never go back to the past.You can only go forward to the future.If you made mistakes, own them. Accept them. Learn from them. Learn even if the only thing you learn is that sometimes you'll screw up in unexpected ways and you'll have to fix it. Yet you can't fix what's long past. You can only move forward.You can't get back the positive experiences of the past. Life is full of experiences, good and bad. All we can do is cherish the moments. Remember moments of the past and appreciate the moments as they happen.Sometimes people hurt us. Some are broken, some are malevolent, and some were just hurting themselves. Pain is a powerful teacher but sometimes we learn the wrong lessons. We shouldn't forget the pain of the past but it's important to let go of old hurt. It's important to accept the pain, feel the emotions, and finally set down the weight. Walk away from the endless baggage carousel.
you guys are ruining my beautiful edition
Men would you want a girl to pray to meet youWould you pray to meet a girl
>>33661703>don't give up editionHere's a question:What is something positive that the opposite gender has done that has helped inspire you not to give up?Last week I was depressed and my wife called me. When I said hello, she replied "Hello, my luvver!" in this cute imitation of a line from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves we do sometimes. It's just a stupid little thing but it reminded me that everything can't be all bad all the time and not to give up.
Men, would you be impressed if a woman could do it?
>>33661719Extremely, I'd get the marriage registration forms ready
>>33661719I'd go >That's coolAnd that's about it.
Just for my own closure, want a consensus:Did I say "I love you" by asking my gf (now ex)>You have all these career goals, can you even love anyone?She replied,>Of course, I love you, anonI melted but tried to maintain my composure, I fell hopelessly deeper in love with her then and bore my heart out unfortunately for it to get stabbed.Later on, a week before she broke up with me she recounted that conversation and said that I had MADE her say "I love you" and implied in other ways that she may not have wanted the relationship. I had been talking about the future and she wasn't really into it. Can you really feel pressured to say I love you? I wasn't even expecting her to ever say it, I was honestly surprised. She was telling me all these things she wanted to do with her life and it all involved material things, in a way I was asking if she was incapable of loving/casting for people
>>33661730classic woman moment
>>33661730Anon, you player, I'm a little stiff reading that.
>>33661723>>33661726Okay, and what if she could do this? Is it more or less impressive?
>>33661719I'd just go "hm ok".Doesn't seem really useful or anything.
Men what woke impress you more than nunchucks?
>>33661734Look, Anon, I'll give you a bit of a truth nuke here. Hold on to your seat... Women do all of these things to show themselves off for the male gaze.
>>33661733U hard bro?>>33661732Inorite
>>33661734I can't say that objectively, as she is too fucking hot and it'd influence my judgment of the act itself.>>33661736>wokehehBut I'd say if she could actually hit something really hart with nunchucks? Like having an actual physical impact and thus a skill that'd be useful.
>>33661739No, anon, look, they said nothing about that.
>>33661740Did I stutter? You didn't say I love you, but you, even inadvertently coaxed the admission out of her, which is a strong power move.You little player, that takes still.>>33661745Fine, if I saw that in person my little monkey brain would drag her to the nearest bed. Which is the whole point of the act.
>>33661736a woman who can full draw a heavy bow and hit a moving target at 50 yards, vaporizing it
>>33661736Any woman who wants to date me must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
>>33661719Uh, no, not really
>>33661742>I can't say that objectively, as she is too fucking hot and it'd influence my judgment of the act itself.Not relevant, the girl with nunchucks is hot too
>>33661736That's a tough one, nunchucks are pretty cool.
>>33661753Ok Burnsie
>>33661736tightrope or gymnastic stuff is pretty impressive
>>33661761Meh.
Anon did you check the glove compartment for the Jade Monkey?
KANA HANEZAWA IS DIVORCED!!!
>>33661768Nobody knows who that is.
>>33661768Anon…
Women, what do you do if you feel a UTI coming on?
Good morning atogaWhat will today be for you?
>>33661777>Good morning atoga>What will today be for you?A decent day without people's passive aggressive bullshit
>>33661777Go to work, immediately fall asleep
Does a guy have to be cool 24/7 when he lives with his gf? Any girl get an ick as you say from a man you lived with? What were they?
>>33661778Sounds comfy>>33661779Sounds not so comfy
>>33661767anon, the "Jade Monkey" is just the sentimental hair ornament she gifted to one of her maids-in-waiting. the test is that you have to possess the benevolence to care for the servants and others of lower social standing, and not take the "easy" way out by embarking on a grand quest to satisfy your own ego.
>>>/co/150373924>►►Vote: https://forms.gle/hN2WDv7J75jTTMjG9Toph or Raven?
>>33661778You know THAT was passive aggressive bullshit, right? Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule?
>>33661780Just stuff like leaving dirty dishes in the sink all the time and not cleaning great.
>>33661777I have been backing up fotos and other things the past two hours since I got an external SSD for that.But now I'm about to work out for an hour or two.
>>33661746Perhaps it was a strong power move but she went on to shit test me relentlessly. Ended up calling me a Man whore
>>33661703>>33661706so jannies really hate our gennie, I wonder why
>>33661777Day drink.
>>33661773Drink a shit ton of water and cranberry juice. I recently had a friend hospitalized because a UTI traveled to her kidney.>>33661777I'm going to get my new car.
>>33661790What kind of photos, anon?>>33661795Could be fun. What's on the menu?
>>33661800>I'm going to get my new carHell yeah, nice. Have you decided on what you're getting?
>>33661801Scotch and a fat greasy breakfast sandwich.
>>33661788>You know THAT was passive aggressive bullshit, right? Seethe and cope normalfag >Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule?Cope and seethe normie
>>33661785MToph
Women, do you have guy friends?
>>33661789Anything else you can think of?
PMDD PMDD PMDD This isn't real
>>33661785>google docs
>>33661790Crappy usb ports or just a lot of photos?
>>33661773Someone on here recommended cranberry pills. I catheterize so I'm quite prone to them and since I started taking the pills I haven't gotten any.
>>33661773Cranberry/pomagranite>>33661777Gonna go get an oil change>>33661780No he doesn't have to be 'internet personality' all the time. He should be real.
good morning booby femanons
>>33661780Not this guy but I've befriended a girl who cares not at all for icks. Wtf?? Why is this the case?
Both genders Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?
Hello boys
>>33661825plap
>>33661716>Men would you want a girl to pray to meet youI am not worth meeting.>Would you pray to meet a girlGod doesn't care about happy endings, or lack thereof.
>>33661806Lol, nice rebuttal. You angy? Guess I won then. Have a good day.
>>33661824Why are you so dumb
>>33661811Nothing else immediately jumps to mind, sorry.
>>33661810I have 1 or 2. Yes, they probably think I'm attractive and would have sex with me in a total fantasy situation most likely.
>>33661817Sup, Wheels?
>>33661802>Have you decided on what you're getting?An Acura Integra that someone defaulted on. It's a 2024 Type S with only 10k miles, and I'm only paying $29k for it.>>33661810>Women, do you have guy friends?Most of my friends are guys. I can call them faggots without them getting offended.>>33661819>Gonna go get an oil changeI knew you liked getting fucked, but I didn't know that extended to your bank account.>>33661824>Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?FNo, wtf?
Got a girl's phone number on Friday night. It's now Sunday morning. When we exchanged numbers, she mentioned something about a bet with her friends about who could get the most phone numbers, so I'm guessing she doesn't actually want to go on a date. Should I even bother texting her? If so, is it too early? Maybe I should wait until tomorrow.
>>33661842nta are any of them actually gay?
>>33661843It'll cost you nothing to go through with it. I will never understand the point of "doing nothing" if it's unlikely to work out. I work 50-60 hours a week and I still don't see you'd dismiss something just because you think it's not gonna work.Also the fact that she told you that is a good sign.
>>33661824>Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?How would I realistically know this?
>>33661801I'm basically backing up anything that has any sentimental value to me. So it's mostly private fotos, my mp3 collection, documents etc. I don't want to lose.
Men, do you think southpark is going to have something to say about this?I REALLY hope they do. And not in like a quiet 'oh we can teach compassion' but like "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ARE YOU STUPID?"They had the fucking satan bit, this one should be harder to chew.
>>33661846>Also the fact that she told you that is a good sign.How the fuck?
>>33661840Do you spend hours talking to each other or is that something you'd only do with someone you wanted to dateSorry never had any female friends so I'm clueless here
>>33661815It's a 2TB SSD and I will probably have it filled by a good 500 to 600GB when I got everything on there. Also want to create a windows image backup.Bought a Crucial X9 and on my PC I get around 100-120MB/s.
>>33661845>nta are any of them actually gay?Only one, but he's not fruity gay.>>33661849Do your own oil change.
I have pantry moths help
>>33661853We talk about stuff but I'm obviously not going to talk a lot about feminine stuff with them, or for hours about something. It seems like that would give guys the ick.
>>33661857Spread legs.
>>33661843She likely doesn't even remember you if she was collecting numbers. If a bitch liked you, she would have spent the night with you (or at least kissed) instead of giving you a phone number to get you to fuck off and block later.>>33661846This is foid advice and absolutely wrong, lmao. You're a fucking retard trying to get anon to embarrass himself.
>>33661849YWNBAW.
>>33661853And you're just ok with that?
>>33661810most of my friends are guys
Hi atoga! What are you doing today?I'm shiny hunting in Pokémon and chiling
>>33661861>Waaa waaaa I embarrassed myselfYou're a fucking pussy.
>>33661842>An Acura Integra>10k miles>29kThat's pretty sweet ngl
>>33661864Well, no, more like used to it. The downside of being a moderately attractive girl.
>>33661855>Do your own oil change.Ugh, fine.
Sex with mid girls
>>33661870I'm going to practice guitar and try to clean up my car/apartment.
>>33661872There must be something wrong with it. Maybe someone vomited in it or something.
>oh no I better never do anything risky in my life in case I embarrass myself for a few moments of my life!This generation is so fucked. If your biggest fear is being cringe, you'll never do anything worthwhile.
>>33661875Her boobs are too big to be considered mid.
>>33661880>I embarrass myself for a few moments of my life!problem is social media where that shit can follow you forever.
>>33661875That's not mid
>>33661880Don't act like you weren't afraid of cringe at that age...
>>33661870Still the same as when this was asked 20 posts ago. lol
>>33661882>>33661885How is it not mid
GOD, I just love MID girls
>>33661884Oh no! Anon does something entirely understandable though embarrassing and it's traceable back to him. What would the average person think? The horror!I'll tell you what. A lot of my dormitory building knows I shit my pants. You think I feel shame because of that? No, it's a fucking lore quirk.
>>33661880What do you consider risky
>>33661870I’m about to clean up my disgusting room to make myself feel better about ordering uber eats for breakfast.>>33661875these cartoon girls always look like children. >>33661843I see no harm in sending a text. you could make it sound self aware of the situation by mentioning that you know about the bet so you’re unsure if she’s interested but you think she’s cute and wanted to say hi.
>>33661871You're the type of retard who texts bitches "no worries, let me know when you're free" after they reject you, lmao.
>>33661891You watch too much porn, anon.
>>33661897Post your kot right now
>>33661897F I N L A N D
>>33661897KITTY
I love average women.
>>33661903if you look close enough, you can see her.
>>33661910I know. I want a full picture of kitty
>>33661898And? It wouldn't cost me anything to send that text faggot.I'm in the uniformed services. There's a fucking reddit post (I didn't make it) describing some of the embarrassing shit I've told people.
>>33661900No I don't... She's mid, this would be attractive/hotSee the difference???
>>33661913Yeah, we know you like being laughed at, Sarge. Go get dumped by another e-gf, beta bitch lol
>>33661914That's a total stereotype. You do watch too much porn/anime.
>>33661897Are you an arthoe or just a 4chan egirl?Everything you've shown of your place so far looks like a clichee.
>>33661897this is a pigsty with lace frills.
>>33661897Cat spotted
>>33661918it's a women thingmy cousin's apartment is like that and she is neither.
>>33661849They made fun of him before he died right? As long as it was before they died, does it really matter if it was the day before or a year before?
>>33661923It's a specific mental type.If you'd show your cousin 4chan, she'd end up on here 24/7.
>>33661917Yeah whatever it doesn't hurt anyone
>>33661918neither lmao. >>33661921yes ! you should see the rest. >>33661911okay look how cute she is. she’s mad because I had to vacuum under her bed ):
>>33661930>neither lmao.She says, while posting private pics on 4chan uhuhuhuhuhuGirlie girlie!
>>33661897god i love mentally ill women
>>33661932I could clean that room
so should i wait before i text heryou guys have just been arguing about being embarrassed
>>33661897Bitch you live like this?
>>33661929Only your image of what a real woman actually is...
>>33661916Keep building up shit in your head as being bigger than it actually is and see where that gets you, little loser bitch.
>>33661930the CUTEST cranky kot
>>33661934Just do it, she probably won't answer anyway
>>33661933she will never let you clean itshe wallows in filth to stimulate the same parts of the brain that light up when more hardcore girls cut themselves
>>33661703At a dinner with some friendsThey mention their kid is in a chess club, I mention I was too back in the day, was 3rd grade haven't ppayed since.He asks if I'll play him Am I supposed to let him win? Play only ok and if I win that way I win? I am pretty crap at chess.
>>33661939Does it matter if I'm planning to be single for my whole life?
>>33661931nothing is that private that I’ve posted. all you know is I’m a messy girl with an adorable cat. >>33661937this is worse than usual… but yes I do. >>33661941LOOK at her. she’s a doll. >>33661933I would pay for a cleaning service if I could afford it. but the problem is that it’s just my clothes everywhere.
>>33661947You could just leave a piece hanging, not notice it and then play normally. If you don't want to be so blatant you'll let him fork a piece
>>33661947I’d teach him a cool opening or something. overall let him win unless he’s actually really good. >>33661934I’d text today.
>>33661948Yes? You still interact with women, right?
>>33661947let him exhaust himself on an indecisive attack, then beat him stylishly by trapping his pieces instead of chopping off material
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33661956AA meetings
>>33661951>I’d text today.How does this sound? >Hey, this is Anon. We met the other night at <name of event>. I'm the one who told you the joke about the scarecrow. Just wanted to say it was nice meeting you, and if you'd like to do something sometime, maybe grab a drink or whatever, let me know <thumbs up emoji>>>33661942>she probably won't answer anywaydesu you're probably right. but she definitely won't answer if i don't text her first.
Do girls expect me to share my secret fetishes that I’ve repressed and plan to take with me to the grave? I’m a footfag and never want to reveal this ever. But I’ve also never been in a long term relationship and i feel I should share everything with my partner if I ever get one.
>>33661949Maybe it's just the pictures, but her eyes look so expressive. It's adorable. Pet her for me anon
>>33661954Sometimes but why would my preferences matter if it's in a professional or friendly context?
>>33661949It is the thought that counts. :3Btw are you new to atoga?
I want a gf to go to haunted houses and hay mazes with…>just go aloneKill yourself
>>33661968Oh, wow... you're serious, aren't you?
>>33661970>I want a gf to go to haunted houses and hay mazes with…I do too.I want to be the oni that stalks and scares her~~~
>>33661948I recently came to accept this for myself
>>33661974I feel like want a gf that’s acts all feisty and brave but then gets to the top of the roller coaster and is actually scared and grips me tight as we go down
>>33661961yeah that sounds good ! I definitely recommend doing a smiley face instead of the thumbs up though. >>33661966they are so expressive I will pet her for you. >>33661969nope.
>>33661978NTA but for me, I have noticed trying to be tough annoys mens and when I show vulnerability, they freak and bail
>>33661972Yes.... What about it?
where'd everyone gobingo?
>>33661985Try treating a co worker like a girlfriend and get back to me on that.
Women, I heard a statistic that 1 in 6 women will experience rape in their lifetime. Does that number sound accurate? It's awful to think about, considering all the women I've known throughout my life...
>>33661984were men the ones getting icks all along..
>>33661987I've never had a girlfriend, only one night stands. I don't even know what that means
>>33661988There's more to the world than America, y'know.
>>33661988That's 17%, which unfortunately does not sound that unlikely. I've met several women who have had that happen.If you make it wider and include sexual harassment too, the number is much higher.
>>33661993>sexual harassmentnta but that's such a nebulous term.
>>3366198680% of atogans only post to pass time at work, and 100% of women are getting plappedso there are only about 10% of the usual posters left
>>33661991Ok, try treating a co worker like a one night stand.
>>33661986you're small time
>>33661996Why
>>33661994Oh, also F. You could pretty much say that ALL women have experienced "sexual harassment" of some kind.
>>33661989I am better off alone and am exersising this to the full extent. No one will ever love me https://youtu.be/0e7G0P2sH64?si=iGbEkU4YdjZQtv6M
>>33661999So... you recognize that there should be a difference or...
I'm still pretty depressed
I'm horny!
>>33661988that sounds a bit high for rape but low for sexual assault. >>33661994assault = hands were usedharassment = hands not usedbasically everyone has experienced harassment if you include catcalling and stuff
>>33662002I don't get it, why should I treat my peers as if I've slept with them?
>>33661949Who's the cutie holding the cat?
>>33662000As with most of bad stuff that occurs, the term just becomes an umbrella term and eventually means "thing I do not like". Evolution of language and all.Sexual harassment becomes interaction with a guy I didn't likeLiberal becomes something a conservative doesn't likeCommunist becomes something a conservative doesn't likeNazi becomes something a liberal doesn't likeAutistic means someone entirely normal
Why am I lucky in the aspects of life that don't matter and unlucky in the ones that do
>>33661994Doesn't matter what you think of it, for statistics it gets defined depending on what the statistic tries to find out.
>>33661982>I definitely recommend doing a smiley face instead of the thumbs up though.does it really make a big difference?
>>33662009You unironically sound like the typical incel. lmao
Why can't I have a cum-obsessed GF who frequently wants me to get off onto her food because she likes it when it has my flavor?
>>33662011in your past life it was reversed, this time you have to earn it
>>33662016I don't believe in past lives
I got udon that are best before Jan 2024. lolThey still look good, wondering if I should just make them.
>>33662013yes, thumbs up is a dad move.
>>33661930Very cute Kot femanon
Women, is your ultimate goal still a husband and babies?
Nvm I don't own a ratchet set yet. I'll get one next paycheck and save *checks notes* $20.
>>33661940You're the only loser bitch here, Mr Poopy Pants.
>>33661988No idea honestly, I've only heard about two cases of rape and I wasn't directly acquainted with either of those women. Both did something incredibly stupid to find themselves in that situation. Harassment is way more common though.
>>33662025>>33661940Now kiss each other's hard microdick.
>>33661875Kiruko isn't even best girl of Tengoku DaimakyouThat's clearly Mimihime
>>33662023I don't HAVE an ultimate goal, only to keep going.
>>33662019Perhaps today is a good day to die...
>>33662023Ultimate goal is to be comforable with myself, persue and provide for my family. The goal has never been children and a husband.
>>33662041No dying on my watch!! >:(But today is a good day to dick.Every day is a good day to dick.
>>33661875>>33661885>>33661891Listen up, whippersnappers!Back in my day, we had TWO scales for how hot women are.One was the regular 1-10 for women you might actually see and interact with in real life.The OTHER was the 1-10 scale you used for celebrities, movie stars, etc.I mean William Macy isn't as attractive as George Clooney but he's still a movie star. He's objectively attractive. Very few performance celebrities are even close to "mid". The lowest would probably be 7 on the real life scale.We didn't even rate cartoon drawings, because what's the point? You all grew up in a post-airbrush world, not to mention Photoshop.Go outside.
>>33662029One femanon did say that only the weird girls she knew got SA'd. This didn't happen to normal girls who used their brain.
>>33662023no, lol, thats not even on the list
>>33662025i cant stop pooping
>>33662046That was bait from moid hands.
>>33662023Yes
>>33662050You are also replying to a trolling incel.
>>33662045Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi.
>>33662050>>33662054Doubt it. It came up after an exchange of other comments and it does make sense. SA doesn't happen randomly where some horny guy does it, it's mostly a guy the girl willingly chooses to interact with and ends up alone with.
>>33662034Survival. Most real statement on the web
>>33662046Sounds like deeply repressed trauma. They are broken.
>>33661703Dated a girl short term, both really enjoyed being with each other but were aware there was an end pointWent back to her country 3 weeks agoLeft her alone the first few days, didn't want to messageShe sent me a few things on TikTok, InstagramAfter 5 days I decided to send her a text, got replies albeit slowly, then final reply after a dayWaited another 5/6 days to reengage with her, fast replies, then a day later again when she sent her final messageI left it on read both timesThis was last Sunday, now its a week later and no contact.If I want to see her again, for at least a holiday, what should be my strategy from this point?Think I just have to wait out as long as I can before she says she misses me.I would be surprised if she grew that cold that quickly towards me, we were both very upset when she was leaving.
my gf can’t cum from penetration or oral/hands and has never been able to in her life. then i saw her use a vibrator on her clit and within a minute her legs were shaking and she was able to cum soon aftershe says she’s satisfied and i know it’s not me that should complain because it’s not about me, it’s her body and orgasm, but it has made me feel inadequate. like knowing i’ll never be able to give her that sucks, is that weird?
>>33662058You are repulsive and need to fucking kill yourself.Having that out of the way, SA mostly happens towards people who are in a vulnerable position, especially underaged people.
>>33662050I wish it was just bait. One girl had already been SAd by her rapist but decided to go to his house alone to "confront" him.
>>33662023And to not be abused, and to have a stress free life, and to make money on my own, and to have a mostly not in disrepair house+car+body, and to make sure my children are cared for by my family...The goal post has moved to include those stipulations.No more fixing men that are too broken to actively participate in family tending. Make better ones.
>>33662070You first, poopy pants.
>>33662065There's no 'wrong' way to it if she's interestedTell her you would like to see her again in the near future and see how she reacts, then ask about Christmas or something
>>33662074I thought you liked women
>>33662047Really?Not even a life goal?
>>33662080I do too
>>33662084nice
>>33662077Ok, rape apologist.
>>33662090Do you need a diaper?
are cucumbers woke?
I call every girl mid cuz first 3 I was with broke me
GoodmorningI hate men
Femanons, would you like a hand pic?
>>33662069buddy if she couldn't do it on her own its not you that's inadequate it's the human race. poor girl has NEVER orgasmed and you were there for her first?? that's huge dude.
women in my family keep getting cheated onmen, stop cheating
>>33662099I think they would like a hand pic. Hold something big with your big ol mitts.
>>33662099Ah shit here we go again
>>33662099i want a video archive of fifteen thousand men who volunteered to enter a clinical facility who go into a sterile room and are strapped down to a table that rotates to make them sit upright and then they get masturbated by a gloved hand of someone they can't see, and the video is ultra HD, unbroken close up shot of the penis from start to finish including five minutes after while it's cooling down. but you're not going to give me that so why even bother asking
>1 week tomorrow without gfstill dont feel sad, a thorn from my side gone, no more emotional manipulation and controlling behavior, my skin has cleared up massively and my digestive system is miraculously improved and my face appears less bloated.
So I’ve been getting blow jobs from this woman who is much younger than me at lunch time during work. She is sooo good at it. So moist and tender. Knows how to stroke and suck. My wife’s never made me cum with anything but her vagina. I told my lady friend that I was stunned that she was able to make me cum let alone how fast. After experiencing this I’m now trying to figure out how to get my wife to do it better. Any suggestions on how to drop pointers to my wife on how to properly blow me like my friend does? Last night she game me a shaft only dry handjob that was like she was trying to start a weed eater.
>>33662109based
>>33662112kys
>>33662112mkg jr spotted
>>33662110>1 weekim basicallt hysterical>2 weeksextreme depression lasting month>3 weekssad and angry; outsiders begin suggesting other people to occupy my time and maintain sanity>4 weekssad, but accepting realitythe hurt will never disappear. >5 weeksthey will never be there for me again
The noodles were still good.So far.
>most believable /adv/ larp post
>>33662119>>33662110Also, it is much easier to cut conact rather than keep wondering how it could have been. If they wanted to- they would; and they chose something else.
>>33662119idk why ive just skipped all of this, I think she burned my out from caring anymore, I just feel a great sense of relief. No interest in ''getting back out there'' for now, just improving bits of myself and resetting back to baseline. I also cba with the horrific nature of online dating, think I'll skip that as I dont feel desperate.
>>33662128Just went through this. Now I amat about on week 16.
>>33661872>That's pretty sweet nglIkr? Broke niggas came in clutch again.>>33661879>There must be something wrong with it. Maybe someone vomited in it or something.No, me and my uncle have both already looked it over in person. Just a really lucky find. >>33661988>Women, I heard a statistic that 1 in 6 women will experience rape in their lifetime. Does that number sound accurate?About. I think 1/3 experience sexual assault in their lifetime, and that's information mostly gathered from Western countries, so it's most likely higher globally.
>>33662124I'm not even gonna read it desu.
>>33662125Anything but going no contact seems bad, no matter how it ended.
>>33662135Yea. Don't to 'be there' for someone who didn't care about you. Move on.
>>33662130any dating?
Men, why do you like lesbians so much? You know they're not into you, right?
>>33662141Is that a thing?
>>33662102Men don't cheat, we don't initiate divorces, we're loyal to the grave
>>33662141yeah idk why men like seeing girls make out and press their boobs together
>>33662141What do you mean by "like"? I don't like them romantically, as that would be dumb. But sexually, seeing women do sexy things without having to see a man at all is quite nice.
>>33662145>press their boobs togetherpale skinny is most sensual though
>>33662131>Broke niggas came in clutch again.Well, some of them
I went on one date with a guy this week and it was a nice time. last night he texted me asking if I’d like to go out for pizza tonight or tomorrow. is it too late to answer him now to say yes?should I say “ hi! yes I’d love to. tonight or tomorrow night works for me”?
>>33661988yeah just about
>>33662141that's what i like about them. it shows they have self-respect.
>>33662140Was forced to 'get out there'.Dated like three people, talked to many more. No one compares, meshes or is interesting to me. I have ruined myself by finding and knowing my soul mate.
I'm full of sexual energy but I have no way to do anything about it. Women, why have you done this to me?
>>33662151Why... why would it be "too late"...?What does that even mean??
>>33662151> is it too late to answer him now to say yes?No. He will be slightly, slightly peeved that you didn't respond the same day, but he won't be thinking about it a week from now
>>33662155you are the control group in our study to observe the results of chronic sexual energy poisoning without release your sacrifice will inform the mating strategies of countless generations
>>33662151just say yes, and if it's too late, try to reschedule.asking to reschedule shows that you're actually interested and not trying to ghost him
>>33662141I don'tI'm jealous None of yall women act like you can ever love a man fully and be fully comfortable with us with sexually and emotionally
I met a perfect girl on Tinder who had all the same interests as me. We went on dates and they went well and she ended up ghosting me. I will never find a girl like her again. I think I'm going to give up on finding a gf and just be alone.
>>33662162I didn't consent to thisWhere's my compensation
>>33662169please post proof of identity (hand/clavicle pic) along with your payment details and we will get to it as soon as possible!
I’ve been watching american home makeover TV shows. There are poor participants :O Was there always poor people in america or this a new thing? How can you be american and also poor?
>>33662165>be fully comfortable with a manYeah I can’t. This is the biggest trap ever and no woman should ever fall for this bait
>>33662175You're just going to make fun of how tiny my hands are
>>33662180Seconded
>>33662180>>33662183So just proving my point
I want him more than anything
>>33662102>women in my family keep getting cheated onSame. I'm the only one that hasn't. My grandma, mom, aunt, both sisters, and all my female cousins all got cheated on. Tbf, all but my grandma have cheated too. >>33662141>why do you like lesbians so much? You know they're not into you, right?NAM, but I think men may like it because it's two women and there's not a lack of competition there. No competition in that there is no other man involved and no competition in that they don't really have to compete for the women because they're not allowed to compete. Then on the darker side, I think a lot of men would derive confidence and ego in their masculinity from being able to "turn" lesbians. I hate these men.>>33662155>I'm full of sexual energy but I have no way to do anything about it.Born to fuck. Doomed to jack.
When I sojourn to other boards I have to remember to actually be anon. This thread is like Weenie Hut Jr compared to the Salty Spittoon of regular-chan
BUT IT DOESNT MATTER
>>33662191Damn. Damn, damn, damn.>tfw no wigger gf
>>33662102Only female cheaters in my familyWomen, stop cheating
>>33662194Straight to the feels
>>33662189>I'm the only one that hasn'tOr so you think…
>>33662190wdym be anon??
>>33662196GR15...
>>33662187PLAP'D
>>33662156it just feels rude idk I’m new to dating. but he answered and it looks like we’re on for tonight !
>>33662196Discount clussy.
>>33662204did you get this from this thread because i literally downloaded this animation with the intention of posting it here but i can't remember converting it to a gif and posting it
>>33662204literally me
>>33662207nta but it has been posted itt before
>>33662199You have to be an asshole and cruel and everything you say has to be inflammatory, unlike being an atogan
>>33662205>it just feels rude idkLess stupid unproductive thoughts, more acting towards what you want, girl.Go get him.>>33662207I've seen it posted before, just look at the filename.>>33662208I know!
>>33662210what kinda weird boards do you go to?
>GenderIf there was a concert you really wanted to see.>Would you rather be in the middle of the crowd or sit from a building’s office that has dirrect view on the concert and that you can hear with the windows open!
>>33662211>I knowsheesh
>>33662186Knowing a woman fully is a privilege few of you deserve and even fewer will ever earn
>>33662216fI want to be squished against the rails in the front row.
>>33662216F, there's a reason pit tickets are so much more expensive
>>33662216f, went to my first concert last year, i liked the moshpit more than the balcony
>>33662216MThe second. Concerts sound a million times better and are a million times more comfortable if you're completely outside the venue.
>>33662217SLAP'D
Single girls, do you ever feel jealousy towards your more popular trashy counterparts?
>>33662229Yea and I feel jealousy towards the trad girls who have love and I feel jealousy towards the normal girls who have love and I think it makes me a disgusting person
>>33662232Seems suboptimal.
>>33662229Yes. Not jealousy but sad that men are subhumans who hate nice girls and that’s what they pick
>>33662229No, if anything they help you filter the bad eggs
I hate women so much.
>>33662234Everything about me is
>>33661709J E S U S CHRIST DUDE
>>33662220>I want to be squished against the rails in the front row.What if it’s strangers boners against your ass?>>33662222Holly shit those numbers!Pit are way less expensive than the balcony.>>33662225>a million time better if outside the venueWouldn’t you feel lonely, watching all the strangers have fun and bond together?
>>33662232I'm sure you'll find someone since you don't discriminate!>>33662236Trashy girls are some of the nicest I've ever met, especially ones that smoke weed
>>33662241Do you need to be whipped into shape?
>>33661870I think I might try to catch Articuno in Pokemon today, now that you mention it.
>>33662244>What if it’s strangers boners against your ass?even better
>>33662226jiggly
>>33662246>Trashy girls are some of the nicest I've ever met, especially ones that smoke weednta but true, most of them are just super sweet girls who are too selfless
>>33662252Jiggle jiggle pop!
How do some women put like 30cm or even longer massive dildos into their pussy?Generally hitting the cervix hurts for most women and while I can get that some enjoy the pain... where the fuck does it go?? Does it go all the way THROUGH the cervix, that should not be possible since it's so tight.
>>33662248How
>>33662229nothey earned their spoils with their strength and audacityi have to be braver next time to secure my own mate
>>33662259No, I am asking if you need to be whipped into shape?
>>33662258skin is stretchy
>>33662229I am the trashy girls
>>33662263Of course, but how do they deal with the cervix pain?I find it hard to believe they just have none.
>>33662267i don't know, if you mean girls in porn that take huge dildos, i'd highly assume they are on drugs to begin with
>>33662244>Wouldn’t you feel lonelyNo, I'd be comfortably listening to music, instead of being sweaty and gross and surrounded by sweaty, gross people while the preposterously loud speakers caused horrible pain and made any enjoyment impossible. Besides, I could bring friends to that office if I wanted to, and I'd be able to actually talk to them and be able to hear them. It's better in every way.
>>33662266Pls be my gf
>>33662270>pornWell I have seen it happen with onlyfans models and in posts on /gif/.But I guess using some drugs makes sense.
>>33662258The cervix is kind of to the side, rather than being a straight shot. So the dildo just pushes on the walls next to the cervix, going around it instead of through it.
>>33662258some people have longer pussies than others, and the area just before the cervix can be stretched out quite a lot>>33662267you go around it, this part
>>33662275yeah, I's say drugs desu maybe they take a bunch of pain killers too an hour before the shot idk i'm sure they have their methods
>>33662262How would I be whipped into shape
>>33662213/lgbt/ and /fit/
>>33662272anon pls, I haven't showered in four days
>>33662285oh my god MARRy ME
>>33662281thats your own fault then
>>33662285Plsplspls be near me
>>33662293If you smell something rancid nearby, you may be in luck
>Finally see therapist after deciding to see one from posting here.>Told him about my abusive mom and absent dad.>After a few sessions get the PTSD, GAD, and Major Depressive Disorder diagnosis.>Seems pleased enough for me getting my shit together through my struggles.At least I know I'm mentally ill and that I'm doing better than most through my problems.
>>33662286you silly man
>>33662299Just shower....
>>33662300I’m glad to see it, anon.
>>33662280I'd make you strip in front of me, until you're wearing nothing but your short slutty skirt. Then I'd demand you to put on your collar and leash, getting on your knees and give me the end of the leash.I pull on it and force you to bend over my knees. I start slapping your little butt, making you say "thank you, master" for every slap. And count every slap out loud.. If I thought you were doing better, the slaps would be on your whore skirt. If you seemed to become more naughty again, the slaps would be on your bare skins. And whenever I felt like it, I would slap right on your cunt.This would go on until the only thing you crave is to be released.
womenplease PLEASE stop showeringi thought this was well known but based on certain replies itt you clearly dont?no man has EVER told his gf to take a shower. ever. in human history.no CAVEMAN has ever grunted at his wife to jump in a river. you know who tells you to shower?OTHER WOMEN. read: your COMPETITION.they DON'T want you to find love!find love, femanons
>>33662300>Major Depressive DisorderGood luck man
men do you prefer small eyes or big eyes in a lady? or do you have no strong preferences about it one way or another
>>33662316What matters is how those eyes look at me.
>>33662316medium, but if i had to choose between big and small I would say big
>>33662316Cat eyes
>>33662165>be fully comfortable with usI'm really sorry, but I can't. There's ALWAYS a... danger, I guess... of you abusing me or cheating on me, however small. It's not you, it's your gender.
Women, could you be with a guy who has a gambling addiction?
>>33661703I may be hard to love but women still owe me love (and sex, and cooking and cleaning and ironing and kisses) and I don’t owe women anything
>>33662323what are cat eyes?
My uncle hates women with cellulitis. Is cellulitis on a woman a dealbreaker for men?
>>33662326abuse i understand, but cheating is pretty evenly spread between the sexes
>>33662334cellulitis is an infection, you probably mean cellulite. tons of men are into it.
>>33662334he hates it? where is he encountering all these women with cellulitis that he has developed a hatred for them?
>>33662313This. Imagine letting a metal tube attached to the wall take a piss on you. Nasty! Men aren’t into that level of hoeish behaviour >>33662285Trad
>>33662180>>33662326Why would any of you date men then?
>>33662337nta In lesbian relationships as well?
>>33662313idk if I can trust this advice
>>33662332Idk how to explain it
>>33662346They're... stronger than me. Also penis. That was really reductive, I know. I know guys are more than that.
>>33662347i don't have the stats in front of me at the moment, but i'd assume so. it takes two to cheat
>>33662352You can just say you need someone to use for sex. We are anonymous here after all
>>33662334most men don't like it, black guys are more okay with it
>>33662352We aren't. Please continue dehumanizing us. Respectfully.
>>33662313I haven’t showered in a week
>>33662346It's a curse
After reading this thread, why shouldn't I hate women again?
>>33662362Trad
>>33662351the question was regarding size, not any other quality. do you prefer small cat eyes or large ones?
>>33662364that's what they want, they're tricking you. the only way to win is loving them unconditionally no matter how hard they try to convince you they are unlovable.
>>33662364The only thing disappointing is when they suddenly stop replying.
>>33662353It seems like lesbian relatiionships would be harder to get into to begin with, much less cheating. How many lesbians are up for one night stands?
>>33661849Dov'è il Camarata Charlie Kirk?¡Presente!
>>33662316It's more the eyes need to compliment the rest of the figure. Scroll to the end of >>33661734 and she has normal eyes but the large glasses make them look "bigger" so in the end she has a very cute face, but also has the option of taking her glasses off. It also helps that she did her eyelashes or when girls do eye shadow cause they make the eyes look "bigger". Normal asian eyes (wide and a little thin) get maxed out attraction-wise when a little makeup is done to accentuate the good properties. It's sorta like, unflavour chicken is boring, but salted chicken, or seasoned really bring out the best qualities - not hide anything. This can be said for all eyes. Makeup for the rest of the face does tend to hide stuff though.
>>33662360Don't know if sarcasm or not. :)
>>33662364Because that's playing into stereotypes and proving them right.
>>33662371THISMARY WHY DID YOU GHOST MEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33662334just take antibiotics? What?
>>33662368>>33662371>>33662382Not very convincing at all
>>33662362Irresistible, by Chanel..
>>33662366Medium I guess? I don’t care about size. I do find the black line thing you girls do hot
>>33662377i see, i see. i wonder how women feel about it themselves though now. do they feel the same about having small eyes as they do about having small tits? i'd be curious to know. (i know you can't answer that, not being a woman yourself.)
I'm so ugly
To be honest as long as the eyes aren’t freakishly big or small I couldn’t give too shits. I think eye size (within reason) contributes more to your subconscious view of beauty
>>33662394why fight it? you can make all the arguments you like, one day some random woman is going to use the mind control device between her legs to reset your brain and turn you into an obedient husband
>>33662406>too Holy ESL I meant two
>>33662280Well?
>>33662419Based, go back to the URAnium mines
Why do women stop returning my messages when I explain to them the 11 reasons why they owe me sex?
>>33662412That isn't going to happen.
>>33662416well the etymology comes from baking where you would whisk the egg and sugar mixture until it aerates and turns light and fluffy, so he probably means he would penetrate you with his stiff instrument and stir you up with it
>>33662382That's appeal to consequences. Arguing that something is true or false based on the consequences of it being believed or acted upon. Appeal to consequences is bad reasoning because it judges truth or morality based on outcomes rather than facts or principles.
>>33662419Are you tall? That can sometimes make up for it.
>>33662429That's how "truth" actually works in practice though.
Whenever I work out or go hiking for an entire day, I am so fucking hungry.And I mean not just wanting to eat a bigger meal than usual, but eating an entire extra meal, also fruits and juices craving is off the fucking charts.Which sucks, because it means I'm not actually losing weight through it.
>>33662436You were never going to lose weight through hiking anyway. The amount of calories you burn was always going to be less than you think. The best way to lose weight is to stay at home and eat less.
how to find virgin girls?
>>33662436if your motivation is to lose weight you'd be better off just exercising and eating a little bit less
>>33662435I'm actually really curious to see what you look like
>>33662441>>33662439I already eat less.
>>33662442it's terrible. you don't want to see it, believe me.
>>33662440Why are you seeking a pure maiden o stranger?
>>33662435Are you a woman? That's not technically short for a woman. If you're a guy... why do you care?
>>33662436Excerising more makes your body want to eat more
>>33662446why are you still overweight then?
>>33662452>He doesn't know about insulin resistance
>>33662452Been a long journey, but not at my goal yet.
>>33662450>That's not technically short for a womanit's towering for a woman
State gender. Should the majority be challenged?
>>33662456do you work away from home? i don't eat at all when i'm at work, and then i'm only hungry for one meal after i get home. maybe try doing something like that.
It's all my fault and I'm sorry
>>33662466You are forgiven, child
>>33662447cant you just edit your photo with contrast and posterize to anonymize it so we can judge you privately..
>>33662470I'm not
>>33662464I did omad for several months, but then I stopped losing weight, probably because my body went into power saving mode.Currently trying to figure out a good combination that helps me, probably going to do 18:6 for 5 days of the week and 2 days of omad.
>>33662455i actually don't
>>33662467retard you have been told repeatedly that you look fine! you are just shy!! go impregnate a peruana!!
>>33662467Again, why do you care? Does it bother you enough to want to get cosmetic surgery or do makeup contouring every day?
>>33662474i can't really give advice on losing weight since i've been skinny my entire life, but walking is really all the exercise you need. try to do a lot of it. don't push yourself too hard one way or another. you need to be comfortable with your routine.
>>33662467F, I haven't seen your pics but you'd probably just register as "native American" to me judging by your drawings
People around me, even those with 0 motivation to lie to me, tell me that I am not ugly but lived experience states otherwise.When I happen to lock eyes with people and smile at them they look away, when I hold the door for people they don't say thank you or ever look at me. No one makes an effort to start conversation with me and I just feel alone.What the fuck am I supposed to believe? It's hard leaving my room when everyone around me would prefer if I wasn't there.
>>33662489Use a trip.
>>33662435>I'm short>5'9Just fuck my shit up man
>>33662442He posted face pics on /soc/. He looks perfectly fine.
>>33662501How is a younger you supposed to tell us more than the you of right now? Your current pics work, you're fine, you just have an attitude problem.
>>33662047Imposter
Men if you were having sex with a woman and after she was done, she told you that you could just jerk off away from her, if you wanted to finish. Would you feel turned off by her?What if she proposed to suck you off and then changed her mind, after you took care of her the whole night (sexually).
Hi gurls. Hormonal?Oops I meant how are you
For women:Do you ever feel like men are a mystery to you? You hear it all the time vice versa, with guys saying they don’t understand girls, but I think most women think they understand men pretty well
>>33662501Why are you baiting people? Are you actually a narcisist?
>>33662501EVERYBODY cherry-picks. You think people upload unflattering pics of themselves to be rated exclusively?
>>33662519FI don't understand men at all. Or maybe I do, and I just can't come to terms with the fact that I'm just not what men want
>>33662509not a guy but i feel like if you're sleeping with someone and he doesn't get off, and he has been attentive, if for some reason you're feeling really sex repulsed you should try to communicate that you're in a weird headspace and try to do aftercare kinds of things, not just say "okay done!!! go away and deal with it!!!"if it's not some kind of mental block then like what gives
>>33662501Saw your pics, you look more than fine. Your nose is a bit big but it doesn't look too disproportionate to the rest of your face
>>33662519This is because you guys really do come across as super simple or obvious in your wants and desires. Though I logically know that can't be true.
>>33662519f, i was raised to more or less view men as monsters, so now when someone's actually shitty i doubt myself, and when someone's not shitty i doubt myself thinking they're not being shitty because maybe they are being shitty and i just don't want to see it because of how i was raised, so you are all more or less shrodinger's cat to me forever.
>>33662519Men are generally easy to read but my possibly depressed crush remains a mystery
>>33662509Yes
how does /soc/ work with the little tag codenames? i haven't posted there because i don't know if that's like, a per-thread thing, a permanent code tied to my device IP or what.
>>336625344chan creates sessions for you, basically. Some browsers store your sessions, others wipe it when you close the tab
>>33662535It's not related to sessions.>>33662534It hashes your IP, and it's different per-thread. You get a unique ID per-thread, and also if your IP address changes your ID will change in each thread.
>>33662535You did not answer the question at all, amazing.>>33662534It's on a per thread basis, but if you get a new IP it might change during the thread.
>>33662537>>33662539Dicks
Fucking gross. I hate that women fart.
>>33662242>J E S U S CHRIST DUDEIndeed.
>>33662537They were explaining it in a simple way, autism anon
>>33662541:)
>>33662540You wish you had one.
>>33662056>Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi.But he's got that youthful kids energy.
>>33662547I do have one, using it rn
>>33662549That's exactly what a non-penis-haver would say in this moment.
>>33662552Not showing you my cock, nice try
since last night was miserable thanks to atogas bad advice today I'm getting a giant pizza, liquor, and several bags of diet coke and I'm all-inning myself
>>33662554Show us the meat, anon. Where's the beef?
>>33662554Q.E.D.
>>33662558>bags of diet cokeFucking, what?
Women that get off from being raped and abused are objectively the hottest women. I love them.
You can lead an anon to water but you can't make him drink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>33662560>>33662561Stop please
>>33662537>>33662539okay, thank you guys!
>>33662564I can lead a femanon to my cock and make her drink my cum. You're not trying hard enough.
>>33662511getting there
>>33662568I have never felt less inclined to touch a scrote, thanks anon
>fell in love with my sister in law
>>33662574Hope she is a legal adult at least.
>>33662577she's mid 20sim late 20sshe's my sister in law trough my sister btw, its not like im the married one
MoidsSay something intelligent
>>33662581titties
>>336625811 + 1 = 2U + Me = hell
>>33662579>its not like im the married oneI thought as much.
>>33662581Men cannot engage in intellectualism in a healthy way, and it is their duty to recognize that and conscientiously abstain from it.
>>33662582Highest IQ atogan male
>>33662585Fuck off
>>33662581>Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
>>33662581Me.
MarioanonsShould I use Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Toad in Mario 2?
>>33662588That sounds like schizo goobledygook
>>33662591>Mario 2A game called "Mario 2" does not exist, be precise.
>>33662572I said make, not entice. You have to drink cum from the head and not the scrotum anyways, but your focus on the balls is noted and appreciated so you'll get a chance there too.
>>33662591I always liked Peach due to her floating.
>>33662594You fucking autist. :)
>>33662594Super Mario USA
>>33662588doesn't account for reversals or convergent evolution dumb moid
>>33662596Why not from a chalice?
>>33662581division is just subtraction
>>33662598You could have also meant SMG 2 or SMW 2 or SMM 2. Who knows what's possible with mods!My autism was well justified! >:D
>>33662591Luigi is the safest bet most times because of his superior jump height will access more areas than any other characters, and it gives him the most options for getting angles to throw items. Toad digs through desert levels significantly faster than the other characters so keep that in mind if you find yourself struggling with such stages. If platforming is too tricky for you, Peach's float can assist, but otherwise she should be avoided as she's just weaker at everything. You can pick at each level. Do not forget that jumping is reduced while carrying an item.
>>33662581Islam is incompatible with western civilization
I'm never going to a wife I feel dead
>>33662509I would be turned off but it's different when men do it. Female orgasms are arduous to achieve if the woman can even have one and it isn't a hard requirement for procreation or to finish the encounter.
>>33662509>Men if you were having sex with a womanlet me just stop you right there
luigi jumps so fruitily
>>33662612to be
>>33662616Or not to be? That is the question.
>>33662616Give her the dick.
>>33662609Luigi controls REALLY poorly. Not what you want in a platformer.
>>33662615Did not know fruitily was a real word until now
women, when you see an attractive guy eating a roast beef sandwich, do you think that is similar to when guys see an attractive woman eating a popsicle or a banana, etc. ?
Anons have you ever considered becoming a monk/nun? F and yes, and not even for religious reasons
>>33662628no, that's disgusting
I've never heard of a Jewish/Christian relationship where the Jew converted to Christianity or was happy to raise the kids Christian, but many where the Christian converts, whats that about?
>>33662630MI used to like the idea but I always wanted a wife and kids.Now that I know it wont happen anyways its slowly becoming desirable to me.There's a local monastery and its the open type so you arent really locked in for the rest of your life
>>33662597>>33662609Thanks for the input anons. I’m playing mostly blind so I’ve been sticking with Mario so far.
>>33662630FAll the time. It seems comforting
>>33662632Jews are stubborn. Watch me get banned now.
>>33662630MYes, but it was just a cope and seemed like a way out that wasn't suicide
>>33662636Yeh... Mario's like, the jack of all trades, master of none character. He doesn't excel at anything.
>>33662628Sandwiches are technically more phallic than vulvaish looking
there’s nothing better than an asian women with nice thighs and a tan holy shit I’m diamonds
Toad players will be recognized in the kingdom of heaven
>>33662625Not really, you exaggerate. SMB2 is usually more strategic in its level design, instead of being a precise reaction-based platformer.
>>33662632Are you around Jews a lot? Because I live in New York and have seen exactly what you are describing, many times.
>>33662650>SMB2 is usually more strategic in its level designALL video games are if you autistically break it down to pixels and hit boxes.
Men, do you emit a comforting scent?
>>33662657Idk
>>33662657no idea what that is
>>33662657If the smell of necrosis is comforting to you, then yes!
Men, your mother will die tonight if you don't give me a (You)
>>33662657prob nots. plus, people can't smell themselves, and if they can, it's usually because it's really bad. I've had women say they like a sand and earthy pine-needle scent I have but I've only heard that a couple times in a decade
>>33662659Do your pheromones make women want to cuddle with you?
>>33662664well evidently not
>>33662664nta I'm not Prince Xizor. Will anyone get that?
>33662662No.
>>33662657F but the only comforting male scent I can think of is my dad's.
>>33662670I get it anon. That dude made me uncomfortable and I was glad when he got killed.
>>33662657My scent is thus far untested. Cannot confirm or deny.
>>33662671>my mom said I have to win
>>33662670The guy that tried to date rape Leia, yeh.
Men, does your home have fuckboi interior design?
>>33662670Is that the guy that had sex with his robot body guard?
>>33662677Want me to huff your balls?For science, I mean.
>>33662681no. most of us are Rust-pilled
>>33662639Why aren't Christians stubborn?>>33662654Yes, nearby
>>33662683Are you a childlike anime girl? I don't think he wants flesh and blood.
>>33662683Are you sure? Despite his pics he is probably a human, not an oversexed breeding stallion.
>>33662662please don't!
>>33662683I'm a man of science. Of course. Experiment as many times as you'd like.
I hate being alive and I hate being alone but I love you
>>33662662I’m an orphan. wtf do I care?
>>33662664We've been over this countless times, pheromones have not been proven to do anything with humans.And scent and pjeromones are not the same thing anyway.
>>33662670>>33662674>>33662679>>33662682>SotE enjoyersBased atogans!!!
>>33662657I’ve been told that I have a pleasant scent by a few women
Little rat fuck
I'm bored
Where did everybody go…….
bingo?
>>33662717The men are jerking off, while the women are having SEX
>>33662717I'm in the tub.>>33662716When aren't you bored?
>>33662216Middle of the floor, that's where I'll be...
>>33662190I always post the same way wherever. I just try not to tripfag elsewhere.
>>33662717I'm planning something
Good night atoga, I really hate women.
>>33662657>Men, do you emit a comforting scent?Reportedly. But it's a small sample size and I can't speak to my scent's comfort value myself.
Women if you had the power to make a man poop himself on your command, how often in your life would you have used it?
>>33662717I'm playing Smash Bros with some friends. You?
>>33662717Cutting
>>33662733Very often
>>33662736I was playing Mario 2 but you just reminded me I wanted to replay Melee!
>>33662717Downloading a PS3 emulator to play Demon’s Souls
>>33662216I'm usually dancing in the crowd as close to the stage as I can get. I spent four i. five hours in the mosh pit last time.But most concerts I go to aren't that visually elaborate.
>ask her out>she says yesAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I AM LITERALLY PANICKING RIGHT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>33662749>>33662731
>>33662717Watching EuroBasket
the 5D chess of women is that they want to be seen as equal to men because they possess none of the flaws of men, but in reality they can't mog awakened men in anything, so it's a double humiliation ritual because the dopey retard men get brutally mogged in all meritocratic activities (i.e. work-life quality) and the elite savant-like men get suppressed into inaction (e.g. christ). The end result is a matriarchy wherein a mediocre middle-class is forced into a mccarthyist panopticon surveillance state that continuously monitors its own populace for 'regular excoriation' i.e. they make sure to identify ASAP who is not the middle-brain woman-brain in order to put them into a societal trashheap of retardeds and "enemies of the state" respectively.
>>33662742I can hear the gamecube controller clacking from here!
>>33662755that's nice dear
>>33662690Yeah, but he's sweet and had a nice dick.
>>33662757go away
>>33662755haha totes youre like such a deep thinker? can i put it in yet
>>33662749Breathe and take one moment at a time.You're both getting to know each other. It will be all good.
How many of you can say you have a nice dick?What about an evil dick?
>>33662764Mine is evil, it gets hard from things it shouldn’t
>>33662763i mean like right this very moment. what should i text back? something like>hey, awesome! i should be free all this week. i'm usually off work by around 4:30 or 5:00.
>>33662758really? what is it with you and dicks. i guess you would know, but i would not have thought it about him. >>33662764its a sullen, brooding dick. quietly simmering with anger.
>>33662662You WENCH, leave my mother out of this!
>>33662761it's mathematically optimal for men to dislike women because 2/3rds of men will be "destroyed" by women in some form (excluding the womb). across human history only 33% of men *ever* reproduced across all eras. It's actually really gay and mid to like women, it means you were cucked with a feeble woman-compatible brain.
>>33662769Pick a preferred day and time, adding that you're flexible if it doesn't work.It's a bit better than clearing your entire schedule and making her decide. Generally it's easier to pick from a couple options rather than an open ended question. And you want it to be easy for her.
>>33662764My dick is pure. It would never commit evil.
>>33662764My dick is sad, more than anything else
>>33662756All the content based on my favorite N64 games… The Pokemon content being all based on gens 1 and 2… Seeing Marth and Roy and saying aloud “who the fuck are these guys”… So nostalgic.
Why women want to know more about our dicks than our personalities
>>33662786probably ovulation week
>>33662774between you and me? you are absolutely correct. they have destroyed me. their inexhaustible capacity for evil has corrupted me beyond all hope for redemption, and i am now fatally addicted; hanging on the precipice of withdrawal pangs i cannot survive. they have the hook lodged deep in me, i can no longer separate myself. they wont even let me die.
>>33662786https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis%20envy
>>33662786ive asked personality questions and gotten responses from men that ranged from "i like videogames" to "why the fuck are you asking this bitch"you guys don't really have much to share for some reason
>>33662764>How many of you can say you have a nice dick?It's certainly nice aesthetically. Nice as in obeying the polite standards of society? Probably not.>What about an evil dick?It has thoughtlessly inflicted too much pain, screaming, and blood to be considered free of evil.But it's not, like, plotting world domination or anything... Maybe more like a possibly redeemable MidBoss kind of evil?Definitely not clubbing baby seals evil.
>>33662786the dicks are more interesting. look at >>33662799 big dick, boring personality
Is breaking up with someone (after dating them for 6 months) because you dont find them attractive a valid reason?I enjoy spending time with her but i would never introduce her to my friends or family as my gf
>>33662799Is your dick nice or evil?
>>33662798I must have missed that question. I find it unlikely that I would have given a brief reply.
foids how do I make you jealous? I'm tired of being the only gender that gets jealous (male).
>>33662805i'm a guy and a female coworker recently told me she was jealous of me because i'm going on a trip to europe this winter.
I wish women actually liked dicks irl
>>33662802Men ain't shit
>>33662811Women walking around irl like dicks.Women do not like dicks while walking around irl.Savvy?
>>33662764I have a nice dick, great even! Great size, and I think it looks awesome. On the other hand, I've inadvertently hurt women who weren't prepared for its length or girth, and I feel bad about that.
>>33662810so basically just "be able to do things foids can't" seems extremely easy to make foids jealous.
I feel like men are naturally submissive, but most women aren’t worthy of being submitted to
>>33662802why date someone you arent attracted to? what a desperate pathetic loser
>>33662820men are naturally submissive, thats why they constantly submit to other men but call it "respect"
>>33662824And the whole “happy wife happy life” thing
WHAT DO WOMEN OWE ME?>sexWHEN DO THEY OWE IT TO ME?>now
>>33662805Sorry dude but I'd probably bail at the slightest hint of drama. Don't mess with my peace of mind
>>33662798If we honestly describe ourselves and get hate, it hurts more than anything else, so why shouldn’t we act stupid
Women, why do you unironically eat food that looks like poo?
>>33662820I want to dom sometimes and other times i want to be dommed. Is that so wrong
>>33662805I have grown out of jealousy
Umbasa
>>33662803I'm not sure what that means.>>33662801What a load of shit. Every foid is a cookie cutter replica of the next and then they call men boring because we don't all want to backpack across Europe or some stupid shit like that.
>>33662829what?
>>33662630M. No, the celibacy thing is a turnoff. I mean I'm already not getting laid that much but I don't think you're even allowed to jerk off in a monastery. Same reason I wouldn't join the army or navy even if I were fit too, you have to share common spaces with a bunch of other people at the time where you can't jerk off.
>>33662835Why don’t you want to backpack across Europe? You sound boring af
>>33662836I tell you about my personality and you call me a faggot or whatever, it hurtsI tell you some bullshit and you say it, it doesn’t hurt
>>33662630MNever, no, but that’s because I actually study their doctrines and how they live. The right way is not my way. You might think it’s some weird isolated frat where you just pray all day and feel cleansed, but they’re trying to transcend flesh and they hate this world. It’s basically glorified depression living.
>>33662838oh they jerk off, my manthey even have sex!
How do I lose weight? In every side profile photograph of my me lately I look like a block-headed, pot-bellied Jewish goblin with a fat turkey chin.
>>33662827there has to be some trick...>>33662833I grew out of ice cream, lo and behold I had ice cream today.
Girls, can I stracciatella your focaccia?
Why do women seem to hate sex? (With men at least)
>>33662835>I'm not sure what that meansIt's a question about your dick's character.
>>33662831Dont be retarded, they aren't eating any indian food other than pita bread, butter chicken, or tikka masala
>>33662844okay then don't? anon wondered why we don't ask much, and it's because nobody answers. end of simulation, you don't need to take it another layer deep.
My gf broke up over this nigga dying. I never watched his videos. I just told her he shouldn't have died. She told me "he got shot for a reason, get educated" so I just removed her.I don't know where women get so confident to share their dogshit politics, considering she's near her mid 20's and has been living like a neet her whole life, claiming she's too pretty to work.Why oh why does she think she should speak on political topics? I didn't even say I agreed with this nigga
>33662855>hides post
I can make foids jealous *pees upright*
Does thou seek everlasting demons souls?
>>33662855RagebaitThis never happened. Nice try anon
solid ragebait. the commoner would imagine the polslop is the bait, but the bait is actually grammatical blameshifting. actually rather refined.
>>33662855damn you really blocked you egf on discord? that is very rad bro
>>33662843First, because Europe is an extremely backward place run by incompetent retards and I have no desire or intention of ever going there.Second, because I don't want to take six weeks off of work and spend thousands of dollars on plane tickets just so I can fuck around on another continent aimlessly and then get abducted and have my kidney stolen somewhere in Eastern Europe, like the most basic, retarded white girl who ever lived.>>33662852It's an appendage. It doesn't have its own character.
No women could ever love me and my silly ways
>>33662820Also the way most men approach courtship is submissive, get her gifts, show off for her, entertain her, take her to places and pay for her, be on your best behavior, etc.
>>33662867If you had to travel to one country or else get your dick chopped off, where would you go?
>>33662835>>33662867NTAI'm glad your worthless autistic cunt will never come here. lol
>>33662874America. It's the only country that has freedom.
>>33662876The country you already reside in doesn't count. I'm grabbing the scissors
>>33662874It is just a worthless appendage to him, slo surely he would chose the chop block.
>>33662881It is kinda hot when you can it a worthless appendage
>>33662872I don't necessarily consider these submissive. Imo courtship has more to do with taking the initiative and most men seem to be put off when a woman does it. At least that was my experience.
this could be us but u woke
>>33662822Like I said, because she is really fun to be with
>>33662874Depends on how long. I could spend a couple days in the Bahamas or somewhere like that.>>33662876Don't pretend to be me, dumb fucking cunt.
>>33662786Because your dicks are fun and your personalities are boring
Women do you think it would be better if human dicks were stored internally, and popped out when horny? (like a dog)
females: would you date a guy who is employed as a generalist?
I wish women were dead
>>33662897No, it would be better if it had spikes (like a cat)
>>33662899What is your job title
>>33662897>Male cats have backward-facing, keratinized penile spines on their penis that are essential for reproduction. These spikes, made of the same material as cat claws, stimulate the female cat's reproductive tract, triggering ovulation because cats are induced ovulators. This process causes pain and discomfort for the female cat, and the withdrawal of the barbs also helps prevent her from escaping before mating is complete. The spines disappear after castration, but they develop at puberty and are absent in kittens. Damn, nature got some nasty shit up it's sleeve.Imagine if the were duck twisted too.
>>33662895>Don't pretend to be me, dumb fucking cunt.I'm not pretending. I am you.
>>33662909do NOT read about hyena reproduction
>>33662909wop meant >>33662903
>>33662831>Women, why do you unironically eat food that looks like poo?I don't, because I'm neither British or Indian.>>33662848>How do I lose weight?Eat in a caloric deficit, increase your activity level, fix your sleep and mental wellbeing. It's genuinely that easy.>>33662850>Girls, can I stracciatella your focaccia?I'd let you fill me like a cannoli if I didn't hate Italians.>>33662870>No women could ever love me and my silly waysOh yeah?![Falls in love with you, gets married, has two kids, lives life in joyful bliss until we pass away holding hands in our bed in our mid-90's]
>>33662906Homosexual Affairs Assistant.
>>33662913Um... UM.... UMMMMMM......Do they have like a vagina with a penis-clit? lmao wut
>>33662906don't have one. i am told what to work on and frequently it is (or was, less so now) outside my skillset expertise that i have to acquire to do it (and this seems to be something purposefully done to me). generalist is for lack of better words
I wish women were not only pretty but also niceAt least as nice as average women.
>The vaginal opening is at the front end of the penis-like clitoris, and faces forward, so successful mating for hyenas is difficult and takes practice because the male has to crouch behind the female and somehow get his penis to point up and backwards to enter her clitoris.>In 1913, male bedbugs were first observed using their needlelike penises to puncture the females' exoskeletons wherever they could during sex. Sperm is deposited into the wound, where it travels through her body fluid to the ovaries.Ahaaaaaa imagine you'd have to vome up with this. Evolution is more fucking bizarre than anything humans were ever able to come up with.
Did anon eat Peanuts for breakfast?
>>33662922right, but HR has to have a title for you. Like something analyst maybe
How do I cope with never getting a girl like this? It's making me cry
>>33662927oh, i'm considered a contract worker so my title might just be "self-employed" in that sense. i suppose if i HAD to have a title it's probably just be "general consultant" or something. latest jobs have me studying undergraduate biology and finance...
>>33662933sounds fun, do you work in tech?
>>33662932yuckjust sleazemaxx and get one anon
>>33662933Do you write assignments for college students? Lol
I think women with pig noses are cute.State Gender, thoughts?
>>33662934sort of. administrative work for a tech company. i'm having to review things by other experts (or sometimes judging the lack of expertise of others), which is what is forcing me to learn all these different things. my background is in software engineering, though.
>>33662948FAgree, but I don't like Dillon Harper because she reminds me of someone.
>>33662938I'm not chad, at best I can settle down for a boring, tattless brunette
>>33662950I studied with a girl that looked a lot like her
Women, I'm lostIt's not the women obviously, it's me. I'm fucking lost here. I don't have the drive to put time, effort, skills, money and even surgery towards the slim chance to stop being alone. Which people keep saying it's just a thing that comes and shouldn't be sought after.But then I see all these people going "better off alone!" "if you don't know how to love to live alone you're not going to be successful bro!" "having a wife and kids is actually a detriment and will drive you nuts" and it's every single fucking day I hear these things. The only coworker I have that ever talks about relationships (ironically she organizes some related events every single year) is a single middle aged woman and she keeps acting like alone isn't such a bad thing at all. I've been alone my entire life, so this sometimes sounds like some form of cope. But sometimes I feel like I just want to achieve that state of mind. The "I don't give a shit I'm alone" state of mind. It's getting harder and harder and the worst thing is, I'm fairly old. I'm not in my 20s anymore. I can't really afford to be bothered about this stuff every other day. And don't ever talk about this to anyone either. I only have a reliable person I can talk to about things like these and she'd probably hate me if I ever told her I was bothered about this shit. I want to cut it the fuck out.
>>33662945no, but i am left pretty horrified at how incompetent supposed experts can be. i don't have access to the way people are chosen, but some of the work i've had to oversee is embarassingly bad
>>33662951girls who look like that date builders
women, would you date a neet?
>>33662950Not a case of pig noses, but one of connected breasts, which is fucking hot.
>>33662923I have had several people, both men and women tell me they were surprised how nice I was. What could this mean?
>>33662959if he's hot, sure
>>33662959nag but plenty of women date neets, but you're gonna either have to get very used to rejection or put the sort of effort into other areas of life that, were you capable, would not having you neeting
>>33662855He said himself a few deaths are worth it to keep your guns. He was an advocate for the very cause that killed him
>>33662956Would be cool to build your wife a house.>>33662925In a metaphorical sense, yes.
>>33662924Human men come up with all sorts of ways to rape women, you aren't much better.
>>33662959In this economy?
femanons be profen all night huh
>>33662973I just took some dexibuprofen for a tooth that I have to get pulled. :3
>>33662976hi nta but i hope you feel better, God speed!
>>33662976hot
/atoga/ help.Heelp
>>33662986no elp
>>33662986Ask away.
what even is the point of dating when everyone is such a bully to one group or the other
>>33662981Thanks, yeah it's not terribly painful, but it clearly became inflammed on Friday... just perfect for the weekend aight.On Wednesday I have a consultation appointment (for the implant) with my dentist, but I'm going to call tomorrow first thing in the morning if they can't just pull it out right away. lol>>33662983My cheek does probably feel a bit hotter because of it.
How do I get over my MILF fetish i want to date girls my age
state genderFavorite bagel flavor?
>>33662991I mistakenly opened up (a little bit just a tiny little smidge) to some girl that barely knows me. She told me she'd listen to me anytime. Now I don't know how the fuck to even start a conversation with her. She's always been the one to say hi.
>>33662999Do you have any cloves? Chewing some can help with the pain
>>33662965I am not a neet exactly but I don't have a stable job either
>>33662744How’s it going? Got it working?
>>33662961Maybe you have RBF / mean girl face but end up surprising them positively I know i have that problem as a man
>>33663010Yup. It’s pretty laggy though. My processor is old as fuck, so I’m tweaking it.
I take back my laughter at the reddit group with AI boyfriends. Tried it out for shits and giggles and now I'm hooked "dating" a milf
How do I get my boyfriend a better girlfriend?
>>33663005I do have them in my spice rack, but the pain is not really strong, but it feels "unhealthy" and is swollen in that area (visibly and I can feel it with my tongue). The dexibuprofen will take care of the little pain that was there and hopefully stop the inflammation somewhat. It already helped with that on Fr and Sat.I appreciate the advice however. :)
>>33663004Oof, I don't really know. I've kinda burned myself with oversharing before. Maybe you can thank her for hearing you out?
>>33663003>Favorite bagel flavor?FCinnamon raisin swirl
>>33663014How old? Mine is from 2016 and I’ve never had issues with RPCS3.
>>33663015what are you using?
>>33663015I read that as "daughter"...
Any career regrets?I miss being a technician, even though I get paid more for less work now.
>>33663033WHAT THE FUCK?
>>33662998There isn't a point for 99% of men. You either settle for a gf you're not into or fuck your hand (or escorts)
>>33663027Older than that. It was mid when I built it. Speccy says it’s an i5-4460
What does it mean when im genuinely ugly but pretty women smile to me and talk to me
if you cant make it on dating apps, you cant make it work period
My genitals smell bad but I'm sure moids here would still smash lol
>>33663039autist rizz
>>33663024Oh I did. She told me "don't be so polite, we're friends". I don't want to start another conversation with venting. But I do want to start another conversation. Problem is I'm the most uninteresting motherfucker out there. I take photos and fix prices, that's it. I don't know why she decided to talk to me, I'm not attractive either. She called me cute. I understand that not to be a good compliment towards a man.
>>33663034F I'm in healthcare and I really like it but my life would have probably been easier if I bad studied engineering. Or geography.
>>33663037Well, make sure RPCS3 is set to recompiler and pray.
>>33663039Doesn't mean anything if you're not fucking or dating them. Pretty girls are generally flirty and fun because their lives have been easy and fun. You don't even register as a man with a dick to them.
>>33662915>Falls in love with you, gets married, has two kids, lives life in joyful bliss until we pass away holding hands in our bed in our mid-90'sI will be dead by my late 30s, probably caused by colon cancer. I imagine that's the only thing that will kill me in this life. I do wish a woman could appreciate my humor and the weird ways in which I act but they would be disgusted by me eventually
I only love perfect women and I will NOT settle.
>>33663028Not him but spicychat.ai is strangely addictive
>>33663047It’s not too bad. Sometimes it’s unplayable, but 1-1 in Demon’s Souls is okay
>>33663053The thing with "just lower standars bro" is that men's standards are already at rock bottom, so most guys think "fuck, i have to go even lower and go whalehunting?" and they end up more miserable than when they were alone. But it's good advice for female creatures who expect some 6'4" CEO millionaire to settle for them when guys like that are often already taken by a hot girl or just play the field for as long as they want. But females are raised to have princess complexes, which makes them think they deserve only those men. Then they get a reality check when that guy only fucks and dumps them./thread
Im depressed, could anonette post their pits to cheer me up...
Women only want a guy whose height starts with a 6 and weight starts with a 2
>>33663065isn't 6'0" 200 lbs overweight?
>6'3 isn't enough anymoreits over
>>33661703Femoids, have you seen Lawrence of Arabia?If so, how does the lack of female representation make you feel?
>>33663058I think it's more difficult when the average is high standards.Take someone like me, I'm a fucking loser. Where I live, it's not difficult to come across women that are really, really attractive. It's actually not that easy to find one of those whales you mention. In regards of personality it's a whole different subject though. But imagine public transport and, instead of thugs and awful people, it's just hot women all around. What do you even do? You see this every day. Your neighbors are very attractive. Cashiers. Everyone is physically good looking and you're just this fucking monster. You feel intimidated by women who fucking give you hugs. Everyday you go to work and a fairly attractive woman smiles at you and says good morning. How do you go "well I want someone and I need to lower my standards" when you can't even find such a thing?
Femanons, wtf do you want from us??
Have you lost your nerve? No matter, have a seat. We can sit here forever…at least, we’ll be safe.
>>33663072Where do you live?
>>33663081Southern europe
>>33663049Its over
https://streamable.com/amou90Femanons confirm/deny?
>>33663094I had no clue where she was going with that.But I love Anita.
for sale1 atoga penisnever used
Women, if the hottest man in the world (according to you) was selling food with his infection a deasease free semen. Would you purchase it?
>>33663098I need a juicy pair of tits BPDemon anita gf
>>33663094funny, i jerked off to this clip earlier today when i woke up
>>33663114Open english duolingo pajeet
>>33663120I don't blame you anonI need more Anita khazar milk material And im an ass man generally!
>>33663094i think most boobs in total are like that yea, but the trend is obviously towards people over like 30
>>33661984I would take you out on a date but you are anon.
>>33663122It’s pretty obvious that i simply got distracted and ment "and", instead of a, because I forgot to type all the letter.
ok women so you're on a date with a guy and its going super well, like the vibe is perfect, he's hot, he's paying for whatever you're both doing and it's like a slightly expensive something so you're stokedthe guy excuses himself to the bathroom, and you decide to peak into his bag and you see maybe 30 or 40 opened rhino pill (or similar equivalent gas station boner pill) packages.how are you responding?
Can someone post the atoga collage? I lost the linkI know some of you saved it
>>33663135Obviously run away, possibly report to the cops. Tf?
>>33662001>better off alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
>>33663137>steal my bag>report ME to the copswoman moment
>>33663114Take your hand out of your trousers and try again
>>33663135>rhino pill (or similar equivalent gas station boner pill)So... viagra?
>>33663144for legal reasons, i cannot answer that and must affirm the theoretical nature of this scenario
How can men cum painfully?
>>33663135this is ick.It tells me its all a performance and he just wants to have sex
>>33663136nooooo. that is cursed.
2 hours since she last texted back, it's so fucking over.
femanon's cock...
>>33663135I ask him what's up with that and see how he responds>>33663144No, legally you're not allowed to sell viagra so the gas station stuff is mostly just full of random herbal stuff that allegedly gives you more stamina or boners or whatever. If you're lucky you might find an illegal one that has Viagra in it but idk. dunno if this is a thing outside burgerland
>>33663151fem-atogans, please, can one of you fix my lower back
>>33663150I am in it and I want to see it. post it
This is how I imagine femanons to look like
>>33663084You are from Milano, maybe you are-a from Turino?
>>33663158post booba
>>33663151Get a life my dude
>>33663146Oh, you are the freak?Is your cock weak or what?
>>33663156I’m in it and I don’t have it saved. and I don’t want to see it. >>33663157what’s mfg?>>33663151that’s not that long. I texted a guy back today 18 hours after he asked me out and now we are going out for pizza together. have some hope !!
>>33663158Femanons mog us so bad...
>>33663148unironically this scenario is because i (29 yr old virgin non-neet btw who never leaves his house) like thinking about funny ways to gaslight women on a date. it is SO funny to me to have 99% green flags but then one super fuckin bizarre red flag
>>33663163how the fuck am i supposed to do that if she won't text me back?
>>33663164(my response is just me being silly)
>>33663158myao? you look cute. I think this is a good outfit for a pizza date, it's casual
>>33663158seems good with the jacket yeah,
Do conservatives ever feel bad about accusing biological women of being trans?
>>33663158larpbut picture fem- she's winningsqueezable waist
It's no wonder some guys troon out when women are so much more attractive with very little effort.
>>33663154they actually ARE full of viagra, but they're not supposed to be, so companies pop up, sell it 'til the FDA complains, then they stop, do it again with a new product. my research chemical vendor has done this practice a few times, it seems
>>33663169You are crashing out over a couple of hours without talking. Make some chamomile tea and relax
>>33663158god i should just commit suicide already
>>33663169lmao
>>33663158It's cute. Not sure about a black leather jacket on top though but it's not like you'll be wearing it to eat
>>33663180Same
>>33663174probably not. they’re evil and incapable of empathy. >>33663176I feel like it’s so much easier for a man to be good looking
>>33663180I should visit a prostitute to cope for never having a cute gf
>>33663180
>>33663171That's not her
femanons, am4 or lga 1700?
>>33663161NopeNorthern Spain
>>33663189am4 never failed me
>>33663174i'm not conservative but i am right leaning and i would only do this to women that profess fake gender ideology>>33663184not nice! never understood why trannoids have such extreme applications of empathy.l
>>33663182I need some sort of jacket for the walk there sadly.
>>33663174>Do conservatives ever feel bad Uh no it's kind of in the M.O.
I love not having to think anymore. I just plug my needs into ChatGPT and get my directions/words/ideas/etc
I’m so motherfucking pissed nigga
Women does the in-out motion of penetration feel enjoyable to you?
>>33663196i know you're baiting but there are people doing this and it is scary to the degree that i think AI's existential threat isn't AGI misalignment but that AI isn't smart enough to replace us but smart enough to dumb us down and destroy society that way
Neurodivergent people are the worst
Women, do you think boners are annoying? Especially when you're cuddling or hugging a guy?
>>33663202From my perspective, it is neurotypical people who are neurodivergent.
>>33663147when we don't cum our body reabsorbs it, if you can time the cum it will be painful, like abdominally.
>>33663207Well then you are lost
>>33663189aren't both of them outdated...
>>33663204>>33663198Don’t know yet
>>33663207From my perspective the jedi are evil
>>33663209i don't care if it's gay. funny post anon, mwah
>>33663215<3
>>33663212>virginYou've never tried a dildo or a cucumber or something?
>>33663211yeah, but am5 is too expensive
Is there any online spaces left for bitter singles? Not virgins, just singles
>>33663220various alternative imageboards some more active than othersthere's also screaming into the void on twitter or tumblr
girlsshould I be more like Boss or Ocelot?
I had a tall gf once and now im broken. How do I get another one?
>>33663228Just go to Holland
>>33662950Based, didn't think any femanons would agree. Thankfully I don't register Seth Green as a human being so I can't make that association.>>33662952Maybe it was her...>>33662960>connected breastswhat
>>33663187it's getting harder and harder not to
>>33663234This you?
>>33663232im 6ft tall, I cant get a dutch girl, they dont go for guys under 6'3
Random word salas/whatever post that you should probably skip, but I had to get it off my chest.Man, I just had a wank and I have to talk about it, not because of the wank itself, but because it has allowed me to cogitate upon myself. It really made me ask: why do i ACTUALLY hate women? And really it's because of the their general behaviour that I have been presented with, both online and in real life, the fact that they have turned me away themselves and some of my own inherent problems, because I believe that I'm unlovable, not because of some made up stuff, but because I know that I'm cold, I push people away, I purposefully hurt and avoid those close to me and I feel like I can barely feel for anyone, even myself. I have emotionally isolated myself from others, both because I'm inherently somewhat antisocial and because those around me acted in such a way that made is VERY easy for me to do so. Women are awful and so am I and because I just wanked off I feel like I'm a little closer with coming to peace that I am unlovable, have made myself so (I can't help it) and will willingly unwillingly become alone. If soemthing does happen I will ruin it, then I will ponder over it, then I will ruin it further because I live to deny and deprive myself of any real happiness I could achieve (doesn't onpy apply to social stuff). Yes, I'll still gladly keep hating women both because it's funny and they kind of deserve it anyways. No, I don't hate myself; I can't hate myself in spite of my flaws that I am aware of.Word salad over.
good evening everyone>>33662047>>33663171wasn't me lolswhat was the photo of ?
Would ugly women want pity sex from a guy who is maybe a 6.5 or 7 out of 10?
>>33663218Oh that counts? It feels good then
>>33662950>Dillon HarperI always thought she looked like the girl from Ned's Declassified.
>>33663039I'm being polite
>>33663228she used to post here but atoga bullied her off the website now she does onlyfans
>>33663241I don't resent myself either.
>>33663224Vulcan Raven
>>33663233>whatSymmastia.
>>33663224Kaz
I wish women were made of pastry and not human flesh so i could take large bites out of them
>>33662855>My gf broke up over this nigga dying.>so I just removed her.Male cluster B's still gay I see.
women/sluts/whores/etc is it unattractive if a guy is psycho mantis-maxxing?
unironically kill yourself, you pornbrained cuck
>>33663258psychomantis? huh
Men, can you explain the pregnancy fetish to me?
>>33663257damn JH kinda cuteif she was a couple years younger she'd be a catch
>>33663265No I can't, and I'm happy that's the case.
>>33663242it was my date outfit. denim mini skirt and a pink top lmao.
>>33663265explaining a fetish is like explaining why birds fly long distances without gps
>>33663257still mog everyone on here lol, the ladies got some nice bodies though
>>33662967Goth baddie!
>>33663265i am certainly more feminine than other men so idk how representative i'll be but half of it is the feeling of staking a claim/claiming a woman, other half is having the opportunity to connect in the best way with someone that likes me enough to reproduce with me
>>33663265I dont particularly have a pregnancy fetish, but god i loooovve pregnancy nipples!
>>33662141I go out with girls and then they come out as lesbians laterIt's not my fault I'm sexually attracted to women who are likely to be lesbians I guess
>>33663257>not a single boob smaller than mine
>>33663257It’s weird recognizing some of the people in there
>>33663257>Mog the guys bodywise>get mogged by everyone facewiseyep, ropefuel
>>33663278anonette lots of men love small titties
>>33663265I'm a man, and I tried to have other men explain it to me, since I had impregnated my wife and wanted to enjoy that time with her to the fullest because we only wanted one child.None of them could.
>>33663278Don’t worry I’m flat
>>33663278It's a biased sample. The people who respond tend to be those who have less fear to respond. It's like if you asked the men to post their dick sizes or height; the responses will tend to be those who are bigger or taller.
>>33662950What about Caprice?
>>33663257im not in this one but I found the one I am in
>>33663257I hope nobody is going to make a new collage that includes my crotch and arms.>>33663278Because big boobs are more likely to post themselves
>>33663287>since I had impregnated my wife and wanted to enjoy that time with her to the fullest>guys, tell me why she's a fetish now:/
femshits: does trent reznor (pic rel) have an attractive face?
nothing more cathartic than cleansing your bowels of a huge diarrheatic shit
>>33663257Femanons are hot
Oh I hecking love when the same 4 failed Stacey’s attentionwhore ITT ughhhh they’re so obtainable
>>33663297He used to be more attractive. Got that dad look now.
>>33663257Oh gosh, the lips one is really weird kekhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/29013083/#29015000
>>33663306I thought women love the dad look?
>>33663301do both men and women feel this? or just women?
>>33663301its an open secret but poop hitting the prostate make men cum. it's not uncommon to cum once or twice a week just from shitting, its why men always look so happy after they shit (well, if they're healthy anyway)
>>33663307>all femanons have dslholy fuck im diamonds
>>33663308NTACan you not read?
>>33663297No he’s a grandpa
>>33663307Damn, femanons are kissable af
>>33663307this is creepy. before I got half a lip flip.
>>33663297Meh, 6/10. Maybe 7.
>>33663316Nigga it’s all creepy
>>33663313>he USED to be more attractiveyeah I can you fucking retard. Can you?
>>33663312#11 is insane and did it on purpose to make dicks hardand pussies wet
>>33663257Who's the pouty liped brunette?
>>33663307im a dude, but wtf, guy lips are awful
women would you ever try a cock milking table?
>>33663319Yes, and she does not like it as much, you mentally handicapped retard.
>>33663325Sure
Straight women: would you ever suck on a pair of boobas if given the chance?
>>33663296Idiot.
>>33663308Ok, some do, to be fair.
>>33663307gonna jerk off to the black girl lips
>>33663224Ocelot has mommy issues
>>33663316which one are you and why the lip thing?
>everyone in my family/work/friendgroup thinks i slay pussy because women simp over me>I'm a gross neet with no upsidesabstract feel to be surrounded by people you barely know twice a week
Not beating the polycule allegations
>>33663326I will not argue over semantics with someone who struggled with high school mathematics anymore. Goodbye
>>33663310It's a wonder this doesn't cause more fetishes.
WOMANWould you rather fuck Ganondorf or Link?MENZelda or Malon?
>>33663308>>33663319Spotted the dad
>>33663319This is not implying he's ugly now.
>>33663333There's multiple.1 and 4, maybe 2.>>33663341Incel wished he was a dad. kek
>>33663340fuck zelda impregnate malon repeatedly
>>33663297he is incredibly attractive, i just saw him this week! he was hotter when he was young but he still looks great in dadmode
>>33663331>guys, tell me why she's attractive nowBetter?
>coworker got firedtime to stalk her onlyfans
>want to ask guys deep, heartfelt questions concerning feelings in relationships>come to the thread>they're jerking off to toonmes and lip pics againFuck all of you.
>>33663340For me it’s Medii from Wind Waker
>>33663348Nope, you're still extremely dumb.
>>33663340Zelda as Sheik
>>33663340f linkhe's like my dream husbandeasiest question ever wtf lol
>>33663354WHAT THE FUCK
>>33663353Sorry, femanon. I don't have any experience in relationships.
>>33663352This is actually getting creepy, but I guess it was bound to happen. :|
>>33663340... grown up Ruto.
>>33663361cherub lovin ahhh dude
>>33663353Go ahead and ask. :)
>>33663357>he's like my dream husband>doesn't speak>only grunts and sighsHmm
>>33663357>he's like my dream husbandBecause of the cross-dressing?
>>33663353I mean, if no man or woman had ever posted themselves on atoga, you would not be in this predicament...What was your question?
>>33663297He's too old
Women are stupid and gay and I hate them.
>>33663340Zelda
>wake up tired and miserable>tell myself that i'll fix my sleep this time for real>night time comes around>thoughts are still way too clear>stay up longer until brain is numb and the thoughts stop>wake up tired and miserablehow fix?
>>33663257LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONDON
>>33663353Actually I’m jerking off to asmr
>>33663372Start doing something during the day instead of being a NEET.
>>33663360I’m sorry, but what the actual fuck did you expect to happen?
>>33663372Exercise
>>33663374WAITThis may be extremely naive but... people do that?
>>33663353None of us have much relationship experience, so this was already doomed to fail.
>>33663374I wish this was me... but instead I am watching the new Let's game it out video.>>33663376Why so angry?
>>33663372you're not fixing shit until early 40s
>>33663204Used to it>>33663258Yes>>33663325Yes >>33663340Link
>>33663378A lot do, but in my case, I’m fapping to stuff that’s at least meant to be erotic
>>33663372Wake up at a reasonable time, exercise, force yourself to go to bed at a reasonable time. Repeat until your sleep schedule is reasonable. If you can't do that, it's unfortunately just a skill issue and you need to git gud.
>>33663375i work a full-time job that is exclusively problem-solving
>>33663352>FF posted nudesDid not know this
>>33663358Tetra is cute but I don’t like being bullied, and for that I choose Medli
>>33663380>angry>wahhh it’s so le creepy that all my attentionwhoring is being remembered and capturedIt’s annoying.
>>33663373Which one is she?
>>33663389Project more.
>>33663352lot of fine effort into making these, i see ya
>>33663392Piss off degenerate voyeur
>>33663391The pretty one
>>33663394Who hurt u?
Femanons mog me so bad I'm considering suicide they'd never date me....
>>33663397Creepy fucks like you who think acting cool gives you a pass when you’re a freak
>>33663340malon's melons belong to me
>>33663395Stop spamming.
>>33663336>he knows what it feels like to receive positive validation from women
>>33663399sure thing, go off on some misogynistic ramblings like you always do then.
>>33663352ff has peak tits
>>33663306>>33663314>>33663317>>33663347>>33663369a friend told me a week ago i look like trent reznor, been on my mind non-stop. i'm not quite dad mode but i am on my way there (early 30s). thanks for the responses
>>33663386Who's FF?
>>33663404No idea who you think I am, but that’s not the point
>>33663407Full Frontal
>>33663391#9 and then #5. >>33663352FF then London then misc then TD. Right?>>33663407Messy room chick
I should not have shaved my balls they itch when I walk now
>>33663372likely depression. sleep deprivation has an acute antidepressant effect, which is why your mind feels clearer at night. consider seeing a doctor and getting diagnosed (or changing antidepressants if you are already on one)
Why don't the moids ever post their lips and pecs?
>>33663406Congratulations, anon. You are not hideous.
>>33663360I think its funny. I posted part of my face and got responses varying like this. I would never post my full face or even body here
>>33663415We are ugly and skinnyfat
>>33663413Rub some bengay or icy-hot on them it will soothe the irritation
>>33663415women don't actually post their boobs here
>>33663416not on the outside anyway rofl
>>33663415I have no pecs
>>33663414>sleep deprivation has an acute antidepressant effect, which is why your mind feels clearer at night.yeah, i've noticed that part of the reason why i stay up late is because it numbs the mind a bit and i start feeling a bit good for a change
>>33663420they should at least post their arms or something.
>>33663415So you can get immortalized by some weirdo fucks who think sex is the same thing as throwing a baseball? No thanks
>>33663415the lip collage has a bunch of nasty male lips>>33663386haha i remember this. I said I like innies and not outies and she got pissed at me and posted her flaps. I ate a tuna sandwich in her honor after that kek.She def had the hottest hard body.
>>33663415>she thinks the moids here have pecsI'm guessing they're all overweight or emaciated.
>>33663424This, especially the veiny ones
>>33663417Making collages is the creepy part, not the replies of anons.
>>33663415go to /fit/ or /soc/ and you'll find the pics you want
>>33663135At least he’ll be able to preform although I hope he doesn’t try to take multiple at once.
>>33663415if you like pecs you're a closet dyke to be honest with you
https://youtu.be/mtzRmnc0EbQ?si=VdHCp0NmTkGZCvD5What genre is this song? It's moody.
I posted my extremely pronounced collarbones and it was a shitposter pretending to be a girl
>>33663415right after femanons post their hands.
>>33663352oh my goddd this one is SO bad. >>33663427giving yourself too much credit.
>>33663423it might honestly clear up if you fix your sleep, probably no matter what you're gonna have a painful transition though
>>33663435Remember when anime was soulful?
>>33663424the men in these threads are not attractive. The girls are. makes sense once you read the replies
>attentionfaggotry thread
>>33663438They all probably have overdeveloped musculature from masturbating.
Let’s change the subject. What is a good date movie and why?
>>33663444I will be the judge of that.
>>33663439>giving yourself too much credit.I had a back and forth with her exchanging 5-6 (You)s. Yeah i will take full credit for getting her insecure enough to post her flaps.You're welcome
>>33663442Wrong
>>33663424most men have to work hard to get a pretty figure. Lots of a women's body are naturally attractive. You won't like the arm pics here
>>33663445I watched The Fall Guy with my BF last weekend. Honestly perfect date movie because he looks like young ryan gosling
>>33663442>the men in these threads are not attractivespeak for yourself lol
>>33663415I did once
>>33663415I used to post stuff but femanons don't post anything anymore, so I don't either.
>>33663448how would you know
>>33663417Don't you think it's gross that guys would fap to you?
>>3366344550 1st dates
Despite being unattractive I've managed to sleep with multiple girls above my league by PITYMAXXING
>>33663455nta it's all anon. It's a compliment, in a weird sort of way.
>>33663433in this scenario, i would have bought like 30 of these and opened them to get the trash in the bag and then baited you to look inside. the point is to fuck w/the girl, although if you reacted like your post says, you'd definitely get a pat on the head, a tasty dinner cooked for you, and anything you're insecure about will be celebrated until your morale improves, ngl
>>33663443Very cringe
>>33663417i wish i could write art like the second response
>>33663459so you just beg?
>>33663454Photos we’ve seenENTJ is the only flat out unattractive guy here
>>33663445MEnter the Void, if she can’t handle it then I’ll know early
Do men actually enjoy something like this >>>/gif/229452253 ?It just seems cold, there is not even any actual bodily contact..
>>33663445Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.It might just throw you into a hole of dread.
>>33663471I like that she's clear about what she wants
>>33663445Sonic the HedgehogIt’s cute
It should be called atoSaask the opposite SEXO anything
>>33663471i'm imagining a guy thrusting the air with a girl in from on him
>>33663475nta can you just skip to the third one?
>>33663447no you didn’t.
>>33663480You could but the first two are good, why watch fewer good movies
>>33663468No, I throw them the puppy eyes when we're both intoxicated
>>33663455its my chin and lips. they dont know what i actually look like and the compliment parts are nice. i got more of those than the perverted ones.
>>33663267Rude beyond belief.
i really really hope theres a dating market for schizophrenic mathematicians...
>>33663485can't stop tittering at this
Women, what is your skin care routine?
>>33663481are you ff?if you are i will concede. otherwise go search for the thread in the archive....
>>33663340FI will fuck (Ocarina) Linkand MARRY (Ocarina) Ganondorf
I would have dumped her on the spot, no questions asked. If you can list 100 bad things about me, why are we even together? Go find someone who doesn't annoy you so much. And those numbers mean I'm 49.9 percent bad and 50.1 percent good. That's a low score.Women, why do you give "compliments" like this.
>>33663492I finally stopped getting acne when I started using adapalene at night. I switched to tretinoin every other day now and moisturize afterI sunscreen in the morning. It's also a moisturizer.
What are some ways to make a first date more memorable/romantic without it being cheesy? I think I'm messing up a lot of my first dates because of how plain they've been and I haven't been showing enough romantic interest in them, and it ends up us just hanging out for a bit and then never connecting again...
>>33663495getting mad at anime women now are we
>>33663495unironically the most attractive person to a girl is an unruly man she can tame
>>33663340zelda. the brit voice is pretty hot, and she's got thicc thighs
>>33663461Moid hands
>>33663491I see lolI'm grossed out of BBC but I do admire this girl's forthrightnessAlso her saggy titties don't gross you guys out? If mine were like that I'd be very very self-conscious of them..
>>33663493yes I am, you may concede now. I don’t know or care how to search the archive.
>>33663503Foh with that Jordan Peterson shit
>>33663508nta, her tits are perfectly fine
>>33663453A femanon posted a pic of herself in her date outfit just hours ago.
>>33663509WTF you still lurk here. You should post your hot athletic body again.
>>33663508I think she's super hot
>>33663471better link please
>>33663500what type of activities are you doing? I don’t think a first date has to be anything grand because that won’t force the spark between two people. >>33663445I’d say an action movie or a thriller. something fast paced so that we can focus on the movie lmao.
>>33663510that something he says? i am being genuine. plays into women's natural caregiving instinct. not all women, obviously, but a meaningfully large amount.
>>33663494w-which age link in ocarina....
>>33663512Link?
>>33663521no, one of the female posters here you fucking retard
>>33663508The lack of confidence would be the turnoff, not the boobs themselves. Exactly how a woman's boobs look is far, far lower in priority than how often she lets me see them and how excited she is for me to touch them.
>>33663514I posted it a couple times this week, even today. I’m much less athletic these days but I started going to the gym again this week.
>>33663524Did you think I meant the Nintendo character?
>>33663520Oh post-timeskip of course =>
>>33663521Yeah? Zelda?
>>33663521Scroll up.
i forget femanons are actually beautiful afAside from bluevalkirye i guessI wonder what myao looks like
>>33663524lmao you retard
>>33663508Oh, so you're perky, huh?
>>33663532>I love deliberate angles and lighting
>>33663495lol, this >>33663501. Someone doesn't understand what a hyperbole is.
>>33663526post your sexy body in soc atoga anyway?
should i sell my soul to satan to get a woman to like me?
>>33663512Still not posting shit
>>33663532myao posted body twice already.>>33663537Somebody is jealous.
>>33663445Whatever you want to watch and can talk about afterwards other than saying "That was good"
>>33663521you gotta look in the archive, it was removed.>>33663524kek, U DUMB
>>33663539I’ll pass.
should i take this otherwise fine anon's soul away so he can finally start trying to get a gf?
>>33663511>>33663515>>33663525Wow.. I wear a bra 24/7 in my fear of sagging boobs..maybe I shouldn't be so paranoid
>>33663537anon this is cope. theyre hot and i would plap them all except rulebreaker.balls deep, cum inside, impregnation.
>>33663532Did blue ever post herself?drawanon's self portraits were pretty hot.
>>33663536I think they're what you call torpedos lol
>>33663543>myao posted body twice already.source me
>>33663542No one wants to see your shit, post your dick, hands, arms, pecs, eyes, Adams apple, lips, abs, or fuck off
Both genders Something I read. Do you agree or disagree?>Romantically, I believe you need to touch the soul of your partner before you can properly determine whether it was meant for you. To get this far, it means you need to breach every wall they have put up over the years and, to do this, you need to reach a level of absolute trust. The problem is that you leave them highly vulnerable... rejection at this level is absolutely Earth shattering.>In long term relationships, I have ended all 6 of them at my own discretion. Only one of them actually 'hurt' me and that wasn't because it ended, but because of how she reacted afterwards... it literally looked like she was going to die -- she puked, hyperventilated etc. Because we weren't 'dating' anymore, she would respectfully tell me she could handle things on her own... she didn't say that to empower herself or anything -- she was terrified, but she said all that to set me free. Even in heartache, she looked out for me.>In the end, I have broken a lot of hearts in my wake, but my belief in a Soulmate has helped me remain steadfast and prevented me from letting sentiments linger. What it comes down to though, is that I excel at getting to know people, but I'm even better at preventing people from knowing me. In other words, I keep an excessively large part of me saved only for the person I will marry, but I have touched every soul I have ever encountered.
>>33662141>Men, why do you like lesbians so much? You know they're not into you, right?My first gf cheated with a lesbian, so it's basically a cuck thing
>>33663548ye
>>33663556Not posting any of those either. Kill yourself.
>>33663543>le jealousy againI’m not. You’re just degenerate creeps >>33663550Right, right, that’s why they’re femcels
>>33663555How about you search the archive herself since she always namefags anyway, you lazy fuck.
>Fuck a bitch of every colour, fill my pokedex
>>33663554Oh, I like those!
I need a tall gf
>>33663272oh cuteeehave fun n be safe out there !! c:
>>33663543she's got cute titties
>>33663557MaleI don't believe it's real. Women don't like men, let alone love them to the point they have convulsive fits of grief when a guy breaks up with them.
>>33663563oh true i found them. damn she's really asian looking
women are you attracted to the male body?
Femanons look like delicate goddesses while anons look like grotesque trolls, why?
>>33663568Yes bro you are the suave maverick
>>33662141I can enjoy women objectifying and dominating each other and I don't have to feel guilty because I'm merely an observer. I also enjoy watching women's raw, unfilitered and uninhibited lust without the kind of "mask" they put within typical male-female sexual dynamics.
>>33662141I get the talking to a woman dopamine hit without the anxiety they normally give me.
>>33663579Because you’re a weird self hating creep
>>33663571Does your cat like you
>>33663573Fucking stupid moid go back to your wigwam
>>33662141Does the thing you like have to like you back? Should you not think a giraffe at the zoo is cool when all it's thinking about is eating some leaves? Should you like a girl only if she cares about you back?
>>33663557Mdisagree. relationships are made, not found, and so any person can be your soulmate so long as you, you know, take being their partner seriously
>>33663553she is A girl who breaks the rules.Trust me...you dont want to see her. Shes honestly kind of pleasant to talk to now compared to 2-3 years ago where she was really bitter all the time. kind of sucks because if she was hot, she prob get dates easily. but im not exaggerating when i say shes ugly af and fat.
>>33663590wrong
>>33663585At this point I'm refusing to answer these questions out of spite. Fuck off.
>>33663272wiat fuck misclick mb !!>>33663269see >>33663569
I shaved my beard and I realized im too ugly to no beard....I hate my fat lips
>>33663584>>33663580samefag
>>33663592Oh, her. She seemed like kind of a terrible person when I knew her several years ago.
>>33663602I never claimed otherwise smart guy
>>33663594not. if you can enjoy someone's presence, you can get soulmate-tier close to them.
>>33662967That's how i feel about immigration, honestly. I get that there'll be a few bad apples in every group, but most immigrants are good people, and being welcoming is an important principle to me.
skinny women just don't do it for me to be honest, bros
>>33663532i posted 2 pics n a voca so far (no face), maybe an anon will link them :p>>33663576is that a bad thing :‹
How do I cope with being fat, ugly, old and banding
>>33663269Was it a good date?
>>33663607>>33662967Two very very stupid people talking to each other, this is probably a good thing
>>33663607fascinating to get a look at the perspective of the sort of person that supports objectively bad policy, and it actually makes a lot of sense too
>>33663607"they're good people though" does not a nation make
>>33663612watch accel world
HI MYAO!!!!#1 fan here, hope you've had a great weekend. i have spent mine absurdly high and sexually active>t. your admiral
>>33663611its not a bad thing. id crack your fine ass if you catch my drift.i bet you're tight af too
>>33663601Buzz it to a 1 or 2 with your clippers for a nice middle ground.
>>33663620I don't want sweet lies
>>33663620unironically the worst show i have ever watched
>>33663611>vocawhat are you even saying on it? I don't understand it>hi some basically i ....... girl?cute voice tho
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>>33663590>>33663594I agree with that anon to a certain extent. I don't think you can make it work with absolutely anyone, but I think as long as you're both physically attracted to each other and you have shared values, it really is just about making it work at that point and being committed to each other.
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>>33662855why did you make this up?
>>33663621This shit is my breaking point. You people are such fucking retarded cunts
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>33663631Kill yourself immediately.
>>33662855insane that you stuck your dick in a woman like that
>>33663632>I don't think you can make it work with absolutely anyoneYes, I agree. This part was missing from what anon said
>>33663595So that's a no. Unsurprising.
>>33663637Get mauled to death.Page 7 and 74 images, you retarded piece of shit.
>>33663640nigga does any of that sound real. he just wants to be a retard polfag
>>33663631I think Shego should've won
>>33663624>tfw thats actually what I did
>>33663629pretty sure she's saying that she isn't larping as a girl
>>33663631She won because of the goth girls loving BBC meme. It’s over.
>>33663621hi !!!!!!!!! missed u :cc>absurdly high and sexually activethat sounds amazing rn lols>>33663623ty ! (?)
>>33662855dude looks like a beavis and butthead character
>>33663632yes! this anon gets it. what i'm saying makes sense in a lot of dimensions. most of history, all you had was your tribe of like maybe a few dozen people (if that), for 99% of history we haven't had access to options such that we could afford to be so picky about mates.we obsess over the idea of finding the 'optimal' mate because we are exposed, due to sheer number, people with ideal traits...but everyone is always happy to settle. like 99% of date culture is kind of bullshit desubut what do i know, i am merely a jaded virgin volcel male
>>33663631This is so fucking gay please tell me it's ot by 1 vote
>>33663643It is not a no. Why do you have to be such a stupid cunt?
>>33663650i see
>>33663636stay mad ;-)
>>33663646honestly america is a lunatic asylum so most of what comes out of it is unreal
>>33663652>ty ! (?)np bbgirl. can you ride me like a pogostick pls
>>33663629lowk don't remember but it was probably along the lines of what >>33663650 says>cute voice thothank uu ^^
>>33663657So it does like you. Cute.
>>33663654If you're a man then why do you write like a woman? Foid hands, I say, foid hands.
>>33663666honestly that post was so fucking fake and reads so fucking fake that you should consider killing yourself if you couldnt see that its absurdly fake
>>33663675I didn't say shit. I hope a wormhole opens up and swallows you and spits you out in the Andromeda galaxy.
>>33663676you're WRONGyou're a LIARi didn't even use any emoticons lmao
>>33663417after seeing the picture, i understand both these anons. DSL af hnnnng
>>33663691anon you still have time to delete this extremely ick coded picyou are visible over 20% bf and look rather short
>>33663691hawt
>>33663652yeah its okay myao. i can't blame ya for missing me, either. good luck with the rest of your week chu
>>33663700Gym Creep is tall, that's his entire personality.
>>33663667>like a pogosticklmyaoooo that's a first*bounces until ur dick cracks*>>33663691honka honka
>>33663691im a guy so my opinion matters less, but id recommend next time you don't arch your back like that for a pic. Idk, just, doesnt look rightAnd maybe a more frontal view. Idk, prob other girls wont care as much
>>33663706I wanna impregnate you
>>33663706>>33663730This shit is cringe and you should both kill yourselves.
>>33663733U mad?
>>33663733ill send you the sex tape of me railing myao to jerk off to later.
>>33663704shushhhn tyy !! i hope ur week goes well too ^ㅂ^>>33663730pregnancy is scary
sorry femanons, i think i'm gonna have to tag out of the game, i don't think i'm a suitable partner for most people
>>33663748Fuck off jimmy
myao simps have arrived, goodbye
>>33663769its one or two samefags
>>33663753noooo
>>33663733>always roleplaying as the serious and angry baddie
Fuck, i know I shouldn't wait on her but i kind of can't help myself...does an utter fool have a chance with love?
>>33663783no, stop being a retarded faggot
>>33663748hwat
>>33663691That's cool and all, but have you ever actually been happy? I have.
Alright anons what did I miss today?
>>33663862Kill yourself.
>>33663864It’s a pleasure as always to see you here Anon.
>>33661703Why are some of you girls so mean to guys on the internet?
>>33663862new thread >>33663598
>>33663869Fuck off.
>>33663297I can't remember if this is a correct memory of him being in game informer magazine once. But yeah he was hot. He's aged gracefully.
girlsif a girl has a dirty past, is that something her new boyfriend should know about? I know a girl who has quite a past, and I know for sure she hasn't told her boyfriend. I am debating telling him
>>33661703Ok, went to a wedding on the weekend.Girl my husband lost his virginity to (and only other girl he has slept with) was there. They exchanged hello pleasantries, and did a quick catch up. Introduced him to her child. (We haven't seen her in 5 years) She touched his shoulder 5ish times during our maybe 5+ minute talk. Mentioned her feet killing because she hasn't worn heels in ages (this prompted him to look down at her feet, he is into feet btw) then squeezed his shoulder saying it was good seeing him when she cut their conversation short to say hello to his other family members. Was this a power play? Think she knows about him being into feet which is why she just had to mention hers? And would you say that was inappropriate touching on her behalf?When she initiated contact she squeezed him on the shoulder then my husband noticed it was her, stood up to hug and kisses each other on the cheek, something he did with other females but I noticed he stood up for her but with other females they all leant down to cheek to cheek kiss/hug him while he sat. She then said hello to me and leant down to hug/kiss me. He literally only stood to shake hands with his uncle's and to hug/kiss her. She then touched him a bunch of times on his shoulder during their talk before giving him another squeeze when she ended their conversation.He didn't interact with her for the rest of the night. Then on the way home he mentioned she was talking about and mentioned her a few times like if I think she would have more kids etc. Am I being irrational for feeling weird? Why would he stand to greet her but didn't stand for other females
>>33666168get new material, you gay ass bot
