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>>33917441Here we go again
m here, question for m and f three girls have suggested we exchange numbers since i started my new job is this normal? what do they want?
>>33917468It's most likely for work stuff
EMO ANTHONY IS LOVE EMO ANTHONY IS LIFE
Curly Anthony is the true Anthony
>>33917473this is what i thought at first, but we work in different areas doing different things
>>33917486>Druggie cheating meth snorting loser is the real AnthonyNo he isn’t, he’s a stinking fraud
>>33917494He's what the old Anthony invited and allowed to exist, it's his choice
>>33917490Maybe they are keeping you in mind as a potential bf, but the chances are low.
It's kind of normal if you work with them.I have to say I was doing a project with a girl in another project and she gave me her number in case i need to reach her and I never gave her mine. I never saved it either.She prob thinks im a fucking freak but i didn't want to give her my number because shes super hot and the idea of a hot girl having my number and might text me scares me.
>>33917504bro, it's just a number
>>33917504>in another projectin another department
Hey did you guys hear about Markiplier?
>>33917516Heard he had cancer
femanons what is the most attractive thing about a man
>>33917516Heard he has an onlyfans
>>33917516He whooped me decent in front of Waffle House
>>33917526When he is interested enough to actually communicate. Even petty, nonsense convo about dumb stuff. >ohhh you actually think about me?! like.. alot??!!
>>33917516He gave me a rimjob in a seven eleven parking lot and you can't prove he didn't.
>My Face When I admit publicly on 4chan that I’m a XX chromosome having female who’s in love with Emo hair era Anthony Padilla
>>33917571>My Face When I not only openly admit to that, but also when I openly admit that I’m nostalgic for things like Food Battle and those ISMFOF music videos, not to mention all the Lunchtimes and Mailtimes
>>33917516He got maried and his dog died.
>>33917526Feminism
>>33917582Come on girl
Men, could you still love a woman if she has a pimple hidden in her cleavage?
>>33917522>>33917539>>33917542>>33917554Markiplier’s dog passed away, one of them at least. I was actually surprised it wasn’t the golden retriever, Chica, just because she’s like 10 years old and that’s about the time golden retrievers die of old age.
>>33917583Yes, I would like to cum on girls.
>>33917587Just wait a couple more weeks, you're gonna be howling with laughter
>>33917589No I won’t. I always hate hearing when dogs die, even though it’s an inevitability at some point
Why guys hate when their male friends gets a gf and start distancing themselves?
>>33917526Social skills, mainly understanding when someone's uncomfortable and why
Are you guys mad at me for still rewatching Emo Anthony videos from time to time? /tv/ despises me and doesn’t even know I’m a girl (female) :(
>>33917620I don't care about that. I hate you because you're a foid.
>>33917623Fair enough
>>33917508i lowk think she likes me and gave me her number as an excuse to get mine because we dont really work together much and anything she needs workwise can be done via teams/email
how tf do you jerk to a femanon?
>>33917740Very carefully
>making a new tinder account with a bio that blatantly says and radiates "I only want to fuck and hookup and have sex and want to cum over huge ttites" energy>keep getting swipes from girls who hate hookup culture and want a genuine relationship with meWhy the fuck does this keep happening? I just want to have casual sex with busty girls and to get my dick sucked
>>33917441Fascinating- pic is exactly what the thread is like when ENTJ posts.
>>33917857Are you saying ENTJ was the real brown man all along the way
To all my young anons, do not date a virgin or inexperienced person. Because years later they’ll break up with you due to FOMO and wanting to find themselves (aka I want to have my own promiscuity phase )
>>33917526Humor.Also +1 for social skills
>>33917743no i mean like jerk to the thought of her??
>>33917928If I had a sexy conversation with her, I’ll think about it. I already just jerk off to my imagination as-is
>>33917740I can't because they won't post hands
Which atoga do I post in
>>33917943both
I'm cold >_<
>>33917943The other one
>>33917500chatgpt says the chances are high like, really high
>>33917943WHY ARE THERE TWO ATOGAS?
Women, if one of your platonic male friends accidently saw your boobs while you weren’t wearing a bra under your shirt and you bent down.>Would you want him to tell you, or keep it to himself>Does the size of your boobs affect your answer?
Men, what would you do, if you went on a date with a girl somewhere, and you told her you wanted to leave, because the place smell like shit. Then you went in her car and realised it was her mouth that smelled like shit the whole time.
Foids did you know if you bothered to put information on your dating profile you would get better matches? Hard thought i know. If its a list of your red flags and standards i immediately swipe left because i know you are a negative person.
>>33918111i'm not letting a woman drive me around, first of all and if she got in my car and i had that realization i'd probably give her some gum or something if i was on the fence about her in any way that'd be a deal breaker
>>33918111Id push you a way, press your face into the seat and fuck you anyway
>>33918116Oh come on, that stereotype about women being bad drivers is fake as shit, men crash way more cars on averages, that’s why the insurance price for men under 25 is 3x the price of a woman’s.
which one is more icky to women>not having a car at all>driving a (newer) white volkswagen beetle
>>33918121Outliers push the average upCompare the mean male to the mean female and women crash moreBet
>>33918121>>33918124know what doesn't make statistics? accidents caused by female hesitation that makes other vehicles hit them and or another vehicle your brain has been kiked
I feel like I need prolonged conversation with a girl to practice desu.
>>33918170Ok, go.
>>33917869I like this new spam. Keep it up.
>>33918122Not having a car at all. Still, depending on where you live, it's completely fine to not have a car.>>33918105I'd prefer if he kept it to himself.
>>33918113Write info but don’t write info, got it
>>33918105Keep it to himself
Are the smaller boobed femanons generally pale and vice versa?
>>33918121All the guys I know are good at driving, and the women I fear for my life as a passenger. Maybe you are young and dumb but you’ll develop this opinion in due time
>>33918245No, you weirdo
>>33918249Except for jh
>>33917516No, I don’t know who or what it is
>>33918253One person is generally pale?
>>33918245I wouldn't say that's the case. At least, it does not apply to me.
Famous streamer is now dating an insanely mentally ill balding egirl from 4chan.If she can make it, you can make it.
>>33918259I'm pretty sure I saw that dude suck a dick.
>>33918259Who?
>>33918256Do you not know what an exception is?
got a big cock but I'm too shy to get a gf :(
>>33918268Get gay.
Women have you ever been mistaken for a trans man
>>33918277No, I look very obviously woman (female).
>>33918278May your blessed face be cummed upon by the man of your dreams, inshallah.
>>33918278I bet I’d still mistake you for a trans man
>>33918288I don't see how.>>33918283Thank you!
Women, I don’t have great social skills but what if I’m good at understanding how you’re feeling without you saying it and doing something for you? Example: you’re in a very happy mood so I decide to be more playful and joking than usual or I can tel you’re down so I make you your favorite dessert. I’m sorry that I suck at communicating just for the sake of it :(
>>33918292>I don't see how.Since you post on 4tran
>>33918300You have never seen the hot women that go on 4chan.Granted they are usually very mental, but still...
>>33918298That's a very sweet thought, anon. >>33918300Are you projecting? lolI don't know, I'm a pretty normal woman overall.
>>33918298>you’re in a very happy mood so I decide to be more playful and joking than usual or I can tel you’re down so I make you your favorite dessert.NAGThat just means you aren't autistc.
>>33918302>I'm a pretty normal woman overallLol
>>33918302>I'm a pretty normal woman overallNta so you are saying you don't have any mental issues?
Is it possible for pearly penis papules to become more pronounced
>>33918308Probably.
>>33918305I am! Nothing to lol about :( >>33918307Not really. I struggled with burn out about 10 years ago but I've been doing mostly fine since. I have never been on any medications. I have a job, stable relationship, close with my family, etc.
>>33918276I don't want to be gay though I like women very much
>>33918312Damn are you in your 40s or what?
>>33918298>man offering me food because I'm sadFunny joke.
>>33918314I'm 32 lol I was in a pretty demanding program in college, and at the same time I was taking care full time of my grandmother who had Alzheimer. At the same time a lot of other things were going on in my personal life (dad had cancer, best friend killed himself) and I frankly just crashed out.
>>33918320Well congrats for making it through!
how do i get a wife??? (im 19 & don't mind older women btw)
>>33918302>That's a very sweet thought, anon:D>>33918303I doubt it, I’m not saying it wouldn’t take time for me to get to that point but Im not the best at just talking to people but I know how to make people comfortable around me>>33918316What’s the joke?
>>33918312>Not really. I struggled with burn out about 10 years ago but I've been doing mostly fine since. I have never been on any medications. I have a job, stable relationship, close with my family, etc.How much pot do you smoke (not that it matters)
>>33918326>men wanting to provide>men wanting to comfort>men feeling other people's emotions and not just their own
My presence makes women uncomfortable.
>>33918277No. Even though I’m flat and dress like a tomboy sometimes
>>33918333I’m able to do all of those. I’m not saying I’m perfect - I do occasionally struggle with understanding people but I do try. The people I have in my life are in it for a reason and I care about them and want them to be happy
31 and 23,dubious age gap?
If every man accused their significant other of secretly being a trans man just once this troon shit would end overnight
>>33918348>if every man thought he was gay>this would make trans people happy
>>33918350You’re a tranny aren’t you
>>33918345Lemme fold you.
>>33918352I'm verifiably not.
>>33918355You sound defensive
>>33918356You are actually boring and made me yawn.
>>33918356How do you not know our resident fatty.
I need a bisexual gf who loves butt sex
>>33918358Stop. Now is not the time for shaming. By accusing women of being trannies they instantly loathe the idea wholesale. Even the most staunch leftist will disavow it (transvestites) if they get caught in the crosshairs
>>33918359this sounds like a rather specific post aimed at a namefag who doesn't namefag
Women engage in performative anti-bullying which helped propel troons to the forefronts of mainstream society
>>33918353Hehe
>>33918357That was my ghost cock entering your mouth
Why are Latinx women into getting cucked?
>>33918363>By accusing women of being tranniesI don't.
>>33918364Ironically it is not
>>33918327None. I hate the smell, and I frankly hate the feeling of not being in control of myself. Don't drink either.
>>33918378It’s similar to driving the kids through the ‘bad neighbourhood’ at night with the windows rolled up to teach them what black people are like
>>33918337When you're not handsome, women will look at you like you're hurting them.
>>33918375I read that as "linux" and thought "yeah that kinda makes sense".
I love my wife.
>>33918381You might be normal but I have a sneaking suspicion there’s some sort of sick mental illness lurking beneath the surface
>>33918383Why are you still replying to me, poltard.
>>33918370Don't hehe me, little girl or some things will happen to you.
Why don't posters ITT use question marks?
>>33918395Leftist men have no balls
>>33918347It's a pretty big age gap, but I think once you're out of college it is more or less fine to date with a bit of a age gap.I'd make sure that you're compatible in terms of lifestyle and goals in life.>>33918394I wouldn't say so. I'm just a little bit neurotic, if anything.
>>33918400Pedo
State genderWho is the best transgender in your opinion?
>>33918404I don't know man. I've seen plenty of left handed people with courage.
>>33918404Quit replying.
>>33918409CatPoster
>>33918400I’m a woman, just small
>>33918404says the chubby chaser
>>33918409The one who gave me a handjob at the bar
>>33918409The pooner who posts ITT isn't so bad.
>>33918405she's still in college ( started later). I kinda didn't engage. she was pretty and charming tho
>>33918409They’re all great. As a leftist man with no balls, I love the ones with tiny suckable feminine girl cocks
>>33918422I have been trained to make fun of small women, it makes them bratty and catty, less afraid of my height.How small are you?
>>33918416You are pathetic. Don’t ever breed
>>33918409Natalie Mars or Ella Hollywood
I wish I was beautiful. I hate the fact that other people looking at me is physically repulsive.
>>33918427I'd be a little more cautious then, your lifestyle and priorities right now might be very different.
>>33918433Ugly and vain is a bad combo
>>33918431Damn you are easily triggered.
>>33918409I like Fallon Fox and Imane Khelif because they break female skulls lmao
>>33918423There is no insult worse than being a leftist man. Might as well sodomize your grandfather at that point
>>33918409MContrapoints has made some really good videos.
>>33918439No doubt you have a favorite troon
>>33918435yeah maybe to get my nut, but I've started to dislike casual sex tbf. maybe I'll give it a shot as friends and see where it ends
>>33918409The amount of genuine replies is disgusting. You people are lost
>>33918432Who?
>>33918430147cm
Either sexIs leftism self-correcting?
>>33918455yes
>>33918440>be Muslim>still not beating enough women>troon out so you can beat more women, and get paid for it
>>33918451Wow, that's nearly half a meter difference.I vould probably piggyback you up a mountain. lol
>>33918457Thank Jesus
>>33918455MYes, but it takes about 50-100 years
>>33918455People are more leftist now than ever before, so no.
>>33918462Uh, anon. Coal miners in the south used to get into shootouts with the cops over working conditions.
>he is still crashing out
>>33918105He has to take responsibility
>>33918466They still would, nowadays people crash out on far less important shit. Anyway, medicare isn't going anywhere
>>33918432>>33918440Are we supposed to recognize these people?
>>33918478Not if you're straight
>>33918462Should read up about the fall of the Han dynasty retard
>>33918466That's their scots-irish temperament
>>33918459That would be fun!
>>33918478you know how straight men memorize women porn star names? gay men memorize men's porn star names.
Men what herb should I run I was doing ranarr and toadflax now I see I was a fucking idiot
>>33918490>gay menI'm bi, and there's nothing wrong with knowing cute transgender porn stars. About women, I don't really know, maybe because there are too many of them nowadays, while the trans scene is relatively small, or because I mostly watch leaked home tapes. Aside from meme ones like Sasha Grey, HotKinkyJoe, Sisweat, I don't really know others.
>>33918495There is no way women play runescape
>>33918504It's fine if you don't know
>>33917441Kissed my qt boss a couple of times at her party she invited me too. I guess we were both drunk. Both times though it started slow then she initiated heavily into it and kissing aggressively but then pulled back eventually saying we can't. Maybe because our work relationship.Anyways throughout the night we were holding and rubbing hands and bunch. I was touching and combing my fingers through her hair etc.What does this mean? Is she deep down attracted to me? Should I discuss what happened with her or just go about like nothing happened? Won't be seeing her til Wednesday
>>33918505Man, I kinda want to play Runescape again but it's such a grind
>>33918508It means you're an autist. You could have fucked her right there.
>>33918455MEventually it kills the society it is being tried in, so in that sense yes
>>33918515Based. Fuck society. Anarchy is Order.
Women are evil and I really really hate them.
>>33918495Jagex needs to stop deflating herb prices by making bosses drop stacks of them. But I guess kwuarm.
>>33918501NTA. You should cut back anon. Sasha Grey is the only name I've recognized so far.
>>33918520>Based. Fuck society. Anarchy is Order.This is youYou'll do really well in a land of warlords
Do you want to fight?Do you want to win?Or do you want to live?Which is it?
>>33918529>You'll do really well in a land of warlordsI know, I'm really good with guns and completed CQC training.
A girl once gave me 30 million in RuneScape. She said she was quitting. I quit a few months later after that, after spending millions on clothes to make my character look cool.
>>33918536>CQC trainingYeah man, show them your Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and watch them tremble in fear
>>33918540>didn't pass it onTypical scrote. Though I have 45 mil because a guy on a /soc/ discord quit as well
>>33918540A census taker once tried to test me...
>>33918541Is that the pagan symbol?
>>33918531>Do you want to fight?You lookin' forra fwight wit dat sign? Huh, you lookin' fworra a fight?
>>33918542I forgot my password and don't know how to get my account back. I just remember my character was swagged out with that white scarf and sunglasses.
>>33917441Men, how often do you get morning wood?
>>33918550No hornyposting, it's still November.
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.
Men, would you hit this?
>>33918550I'm still only 27 so every day, the first thing I do in the morning is ferocious masturbation.
Women-Do you fanatasize about being kidnapped?
>>33918557>plastic framesNo
This bio screams of mental illness...
>>33918552>No hornyposting, it's still November.Are you going to try kissing a girl in your sleep?
>>33918564This reads like a QAnon post
>>33918564At least it's not empty or a copied line like most foids put. I'd swipe right for the algorithm.
>>33918561I’ll try to find one of him without glasses
>>33918564That's a middle aged mid women, who has farmed thousands of simps online who pay for her outdoor activities and travels. Not only is she not attractive but she has an army of simps to cater to all her needs, most of which are financial. Unmatch quick obviously and erase such vile creatures from your memory, but most of all DO NOT match with them in the first place as you are just feeding their ego.
my gf seemingly wants to one up the experiences i’ve had with my past partners. she was dead set on knowing my weirdest places i’ve had sex and now she wants to top that. she also asks me if she is the best head, sex i’ve had etc. same goes for vacations and gift giving (has any girl ever done this for you?)tried talking to her about this but she acted like it’s nothing. is it normal really?
Ah yes, let's put a 16th century word into Wordle that nobody uses anymore. My first loss this year.
>>33918487Will I be rewarded adequately afterwards?I might have to switch it up with princess carrying you inbetween!
>>33918575Not really normal, it means apparently she does look for extra arguments why she is special to you instead of just feeling that this is the case. Her reaction makes me think for her this is "her normal" though and she had similar feelings in other relationships. I think this attitude is more common with men than women but not unheard of. As long as she does not make it into your problem if she feels less secure she can top them all, just let her be competitive. Basically I think her urge and doing this itself isn't that weird but only if her actions actually reassure her enough. Say you had a specific experience with an ex she cannot top, e.g. because this ex took your virginity. If she makes that into an issue for you to solve then it's gone beyond normal weirdness to outright toxic.
>>33918578Bequeefed
>>33918575She seems to be insecure and she tries to get validation from you.>>33918578I'm ESL and I got it in 4, in hard mode. Skill issue, anon.
>>33918575Legitimately psychopathic but you don’t want to hear that
>>33918582>I got it in 4, in hard modeWhat do you mean hard mode? Like you usually cheat? Lol
Men how would you feel if you learned that the woman you had sex with, took a shit the same day?
>>33918585Wordle has a default mode and a hard mode, dummyIn hard mode, any revealed hints must be used in all subsequent guesses. If you find a green letter, it must remain in the same position in your next guesses. If you find a yellow letter, you must include it somewhere in your following guesses.You can't guess wrong words to eliminate letters.
how do i not get taken advantage of by a man
>>33918591Women only pee dumbass
>>33918597I have the same question but about women
>>33918597Friends, family and experience.
>>33918580appreciate the insight. she hasn’t turned it into any arguments or anything, only asking why we haven’t topped it yet. i told her we got plenty time to explore together and she seemed satisfied with that. i do think it’s an insecurity thing. i does bother me a little that she sees it as a sort of leaderboard but what can i do>>33918582she can indeed be but tries to not let it show. so far she has been handling it herself and i try to reassure her when needed.>>33918584elaborate
ATOGAhow did you beat depression? things are getting bad
>>33918606MStill working on it
>>33918578>WordleWordle 604 4/6x x x x xy x x x xx x x y oo o o o oIn the end, I guessed it because I was left with only two vowels and the last three letters were obvious. It still took me some time to remember the fucking word, and honestly, I don't even know its meaning, I just remembered seeing it somewhere and guessed.t. ESL
>>33918589Foids really screwed themselves over by demonizing men. Just sucks that we're stuck in this timeline and not 100 years forward when foids no longer have rights.
>>33918606>how did you beat depression?Have a dreamDreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.
>tax the men for being single too long>tax the men for not impregnating a woman fast enough>tax the men to give to people with familieswhats with this state enforced cuckoldry
>>33918589fucking faggot way of writtingnigga using fancy words doesnt make you sound smartI fucking hate this pretentious way of writting. Nigga you arent aristotle
>>33918610>foids no longer have rights.The problem is that even if we take away their rights, in 100, 1,000, or even in 10,000 years, they will eventually get them again.We need to get rid of the "tools" they use to sabotage us, otherwise we're just stalling the inevitable
>>33918606I didn't beat it yet, but im getting better.Short answer is to understand what your "main issue" is and work towards "fixing" that whatever it is.In my case I needed a job badly and was searching for it for 3 years straight, to make matters worse my gf left me and my mother fell badly Ill.To keep myself with a modicum of sanity I worked out and set goals to keep evolving there, seeing my body evolving and me getting stronger helped a lot.TREAT yourself as best as you can, take care of your face and hair, this shit does wonders for your mental health.And just keep going, keep going, keep going, some days are going to be brutal, keep fucking going.I had absolutely no hope that I could change my situation, now I have the job I wanted at the company I never thought I could enter.
No wonder foids ITT are so angry all the time
>>33918611>Have a dreamForget all that dream nonsense. It's all a bunch of pipe dreams. They fill kids' heads with ideas about dreams, grand ideals, love, none of that is real. What's real is plain, hard, day-in and day-out work.That's it. And what awaits every one of us in life are small victories and crushing defeats.
>>33918620Damn JH must be turbo angry
M, state gender. Do you ever wish you got invited to one of Aella's sex parties?
>>33918623>They fill kids' heads with ideas about dreams, grand ideals, love>none of that is realAnd that's why no one will ever remember your name
>>33918605>only asking why we haven't topped it yet>i told her we got plenty of timeIf I may, I would definitely answer this kind of questions with (kindly) that this is a mission to her but you don't see the point or feel the need to. Maybe explicitly phrase it like "for me our relationship already tops others by being better, regardless of specific comparisons like this" (only if true of course, don't lie). But either way don't hide that this is a her thing and you might accept it, but you don't share her feelings on it.Also kind of respectfully disagree with your response to the other anon, if she is asking you to clarify why you did not hit certain "benchmarks" compared to past relationships, she is not handling her insecurities herself, she is making you responsible for them as well.
>>33918557If you're trying to bait people here by saying she's trans, I don't care. The person in your pic is fuckable regardless of what genitalia they have.
>>33918626No one will be remembered. We live, we die, and that's it.
>>33918626>no one will remember your nameAnd there ain't no one for to give you no shameIn the desert....la la la la la.......
>>33918579Eh.. yes? If I’m being carried up a mountain we have been dating for a while
I forgot my American passport, does this mean I am going to get sodomized by a Border Patrol officer's hand in secondary screening when I return to the states?
>>33918634Your skin color and name are pretty relevant here. I would worry.
Women are you a back of the head type or behind the ear type
Are there any experimental treatments to make elderly women fertile? I'm 24m and seeing a 58f. She wishes she could have my children but she's gone through menopause and can no longer give birth.
>>33918637I prefer getting my face skeeted on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbvbOW9JCQ
Can you wear your chains in your hood? If not, you can't claim to be a gangsta or that you run your hood...
>>33918639Dude, she's 58, I'm sure she wishes in the heat of the horny moment that she could have your babies, but even if possible chances are the reality of having a newborn at nearly sixty would be extremely hard on her.I know there are some super rich women that manage, but I don't know the details of it and biologically it's hard. What menopause really means is that you have no egg cells left, women are born (yes literally born it's creepy I know) with a reserve of egg cells and starting when they start menstruating, they lose one every month. If she has no egg cells left, or only ones of such poor quality that they could never be used anyway, then it is not physically possible for her - even with a surrogate and IVF - to have a child that is biologically hers as far as I know.Just enjoy the fantasy. If you feel she is legitimately yearning for something to care for, get her a kitten (if it fits her lifestyle) or something.
>>33918642I have a custom-designed bondage hoodie that has straps and chains coming from the hood.
>>33918631>No one will be remembered. We live, we die, and that's it.Gaius Julius Caesar died 2,000 years ago and his name is still known, and it will be known for another 2,000 years
Why is the Quebec’s film industry so fucking sad? It’s like they have a contest to make the movies as hard and as sad as possible. In theaters lately…>An homosexual illegal alien is trying to seduce a politician into preventing him and his bf to be deported in a country where they will be executed for being gay>A very poor woman agree to carry a baby for a very rich couple, but her bf kick her out of the house for it, and then she no longer want to give away the baby so she end up homeless and pregnant.>A tetraplegic teenage girl with chronic pain, takes the decision to be put down, but want to visit her father in prison one last time before she die. Her mother disagree, because her dad is a convicted child rapistEven the kid/teenagers movies are fucking sad. >Kid movies: The pet dies at the end>Teenagers movies: the protagonist friend/BF/GF will kill him/herself during the film or the protagonist will be molested.
This dude on another forum thinks I am plotting a conspiracy to homosexually rape him because I joke about sodomy and forcible homosexual activity all the time on there. How do I tell him to chill out and that I have no interest in buggering his bum?
>>33918645are you caesar?
Why is it whenever there are sexual rumors about a woman it's all "she had her vulva and bush showing under her skirt in public" or "she cheated on her husband in a trailer park orgy with nine meth addicts", but when there are sexual rumors about dudes it's either "he's a rapist" or "he has a teeny tiny winky"? Why are the sexual rumors and gossip about men just so much less interesting than those about women?
>>33918650I am Diogenes
>>33918606Was never particularly depressed I think, but obviously death and love can fuck your shit up.You just keep going during those times, hoping for things to get better, understanding you are at your lowest and you survived it.Also, having goals helps in general.
>>33918645And he's dead. Just like the rest of us will be. Morals, laws, all the striving and the hardship, in the grand scheme, none of it matters. Life isn't a road, it's an escalator. No matter what you do, there's only one destination in sight. The vilest criminal and the kindest saint all end up the same way.
>>33918620It's fucking stupid. Sex makes me happy, taking pills with sperm wouldn't
>>33918652Is that your excuse for shitting in my garden?
>>33918495Markets shifted fast wtf. Oh well, I still have a stack of 500 toadflax seeds to go through
>>33918646>2025>Going to the cinemaI bought a cheap Beamer and buy used blu rays for 2-3 bucks and binge all the the good shit from the 80s and 90sRecently the X-Files box set for 25 bucks holy shit it's so guuud
>>33918639No. Adopt
>>33918606Cutting off that search for external validation helped a lot. I am the master of my own domain
should I be talking to a guy if he has a gf and i'm not serious about him because of that and he may actually need a friend like he told me?
MenIs it a good idea to use a vibrator on man's balls while sucking his dick?
>>33918612>women, who are the ones with the most options and the ones who most frequently change and upgrade their partners, complain about being "shackled" to their exesThe professional victim gender strikes again.
>>33918665No
>>33918664Nope. Just because you're not serious about him now doesn't mean that won't change. You typically don't realize you are developing more feelings until you have developed them. You can choose to stay away now but if not, it could be too late to have another smooth exit. >he may actually need a friend like he told me?The whole message of "I need a friend..." is romantically charged. Do you really think he would have told a guy who was lukewarm about chatting in an emotionally charged way that he just needed a friend and someone to talk to? No? Then you know. He's already putting the moves on you.
I just spilled cummies all over myself >_<I'm such a messy boy :3 I've been cumming so hard lately, Its been 5 minutes and I'm still hard btw
>>33918667Why not
>>33918665Why, are you lazy and uninterested?
>>33918669Imagine the smell
>>33918673Not her but I don't get this take, not like she stops giving head, she literally only adds another sensation to it.
>>33918664There are no laws against cheating. Just go fuck whoever you want.
>>33918675>she literally only adds another sensation to itTechnically she doesn't.
>>33918669Good lord why do you make it so fucking creepy
>>33918675That's what I meant
>>33918679What do you mean? Are you assuming if she's not using a vibrator she is using a hand to expertly massage his balls or something?
>>33918674now I have to take a shower :(((>>33918681because it's funny
Oops missed her birthday Happy birthday!
>>33918683No, I assume she doesn't care about the balls and only does that to get him off quicker because she dislikes blowjobs and wants to be done.
I crave cuddles after I cum, guess I'll take a depression nap instead since I can't have cuddles :(
>>33918689Oh. I think that's a pretty negative take. Maybe he just has a hard time climaxing from blowjobs. Or she has given them for so long she ran out of moves and still feels desire to surprise him sometimes.
I really need to stop jerking off every 30 minutes, or at least learn how to edge. My balls are drier than dried mackerel, and my dick's barely standing from overuse.
I crave a homebody gf...
>>33918681>>33918684Also, a good JH repellent
>>33918689This is NOT the reason at all, I want the blowjob to be better
>>33918696I crave my ex, I miss her I can't get her out of my head someone please make this pain stop
>>33918656A study suggested that women who had unprotected sex showed fewer depressive symptoms than those who used condoms. The researchers hypothesized that this could be due to chemicals in semen, such as serotonin, melatonin, and prostaglandins, which may have mood-lifting effects when absorbed. Though the study is quite questionable.
>>33918699It repells every woman, not just her.
>>33918651Everyone already expects (especially celebrity and older) men to be deranged perverts, so it's not as interesting if the same rumor is about a man, and the press knows this.
>>33918703Speak for yourself, sister
>>33918702What would happen if I started eating my own semen? Would it make my mental health better?
I’m surrounded by retards
I think it's cruel that a woman would encourage you being obsessed with her only for her to abandon you, some women can be so cruel
>>33918105This wouldn't happen because I wear bras but I know it has happened where a guy has gotten an eyeful of my bra and it's just as weird, no I wouldn't want him to fucking tell me about it.
>>33918702>women who had unprotected sex showed fewer depressive symptoms than those who used condoms>it's due to some chemicalsBullshit, it's due to the fact that getting coomed inside is fucking amazing
>>33918710Maybe you should remove the mirrors from your room.
>>33918707there's no way my disgusting post didn't repel you
>>33918702Using condoms is just not even close to as pleasurable as natural sex.Raw and unprotected, using other BC is the good way.
>>33918714Then I’ll have nothing to stare at
>>33918696I crave muscular nudist gf
>>33918651I think it's because men do not want to read about male perversion and very much want to read about female perversion, whereas women do not care in the same way whether it's a perverted man or woman they read about. Also the world is just more used to male perversion. For your example of having vulva/bush showing under a skirt, I mean, a lot of men get off on exposing themselves to unsuspecting passers-by, that's pretty much the same just going one or two steps further. But nobody would be shocked by that because we all know men like that exist. If you want one from my personal experience though, it has happened to me more than once that a guy who sat next to me on public transport was obviously touching himself through his pants and trying to draw attention to his erection. I feel this is pretty common too.Also in my country there was a small scandal because a singer impregnated three (3) totally different women at the same time. And one of our mayors was recently acquitted for supposedly masturbating in public in his car (but from the whole story it seems more likely he just had sex with a man who then tried to blackmail him).
I don't like mirrors I hate looking at myself I would break all the mirrors in my house if it wasn't my parent's houseno I'm not a tranny just a very ugly man
>>33918708Dunno, you would waste your own chemicals to release them, the yield might not be high
>>33918718Haha
>>33918723Hbbd old ass nigga
Iamtheanonyouknowwhatimean
>>33918624She got a lifetime worth of cum inside her when she was in a year long relationship with her unc lol
>>33918724
>>33918668can you explain why that wording, why it's romantically charged? he was trying to tell me his life story and son if his issues/struggles>>33918676i've been the other woman before, and I just idk about always being that person
>>33918728
>>33918721>male>living with parents>insecure like a woman>no i'm not a trannySure hon
>>33918731
*grabs your waist just to startle you* hehehe
>>33918730>can you explain why that wording, why it's romantically charged?I can't explain it better (I think) than I already did - he would never tell a male this in that wording. Because it is overtly vulnerable. Because he is trying to look sorry and sensitive and lonely. He is hoping to trigger your "aww"-reflex. That is all stuff a guy doesn't do unless he is angling for a very emotionally charged bond anyway. >he was trying to tell me his life story and some of his issues/strugglesAgain... can you see him sitting down with a male acquaintance and doing all that?
>>33918733but I'm not I'm perfectly comfortable with being a man, I just hate my face
man whose clit do I have to lick to get some breakfast around here?
>>33918734
/ATOGA/s banners shall one day flutter in the wind as we march to conquer all of 4chan.
>>33918740The clit IS breakfast, be grateful and finish it.
>>33918741
>>33918744
>>33918743can I at least get some coffee afterwards?
>>33918746Yes, with a cookie if you did a good job. But even if not I do recognize coffee is a basic need. It is the right thing to do.
>>33918745No more cat photographs. I am out. Deleted them all a few days ago when I was depressed.
>>33918748Ok last one, I have an infinite supply from Twitter
>>33918747oh I get a cookie too? I will be extra enthusiastic then, alright open your legs lets get it over with
>>33918749Have a nice day.
>>33918751You too, hope you feel better!
I need to expand my cat folder
>>33918754Follow Punch Cats on Twitter
>>33918755it'll be worth making a twitter account just for that desu
>>33918699Bitch I got came on a ton yesterday, I'm not that offended by just the mention of cum. In fact, the mention of cum didn't bother me in that post, just the way it was written did.
>>33918731>blame the guy who is fault it isI hate ESLs so much it's unreal.
>>33918737don't guys use emotional stuff to just feign to get sex too though? not just looking for emotional bond. he kept complaining about his ex too. i just kind of feel lackluster in actually finding someone worthwhile and who actually is interested in me and not just sex too would be nice
>>33918737also he might be that kind of guy I don't know him that much but people vent all the time
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!!!!
>>33918764-_-
I think I need some sunlight guys, but I hate it
>>33918765Sure, but it can be more or less deliberate. Some guys really do think they are looking for a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on, but 9/10 times they will still prefer an attractive woman for that, and when they're done crying they would still like to fuck her. Or it is indeed a spiel, it could be very deliberate. He is in a relationship so he is at risk of looking like a scummy guy, a potential cheater. Making a big stink about how sensitive, lonely and hurt he is can be a way to keep you from seeing him as the bad guy, even if he is stepping out on his relationship. >>33918767>people vent all the timeYes, but for one thing, they usually do not target one specific person for that OR it is one person they already know quite well. It's not "I have picked this near stranger to be the person I share everything with and whine when she's reluctant", especially not for someone in a relationship. And again the language he uses is very telling. Have you never seen a movie where a guy convinces his love interest to stick around or give him another shot with a "please... I just need a friend"/"I just need someone to talk to" type of line? It's become a romantic trope all on its own. Not the act of venting alone but his whole language surrounding it makes me pretty damn sure.I mean you sound like you want to give him the benefit of the doubt no matter what so go ahead and find out. But remember what I said if you do end up disappointed by his intentions and trust your gut more next time. I can small through the screen this guy wants to fuck you.
WOMENARE YOU A BEHIND THE HEAD TYPEORBEHIND THE EARS TYPETHIS IS IMPORTANT
This dumb fucking game is so addicting
>>33918776I don't answer underage questions
>>33918778what are you playing anon?
>>33918780I need to know the general percentage of foids who prefer to get scratches and rubs in each area
>>33918738I'm 5/10 but I've never really hated my face. If I was truly 2 or 3/10 or something, I'd just get a loan or something to fix my face. Life is too short to spend it with a face you hate (as long as you're sane enough to tell it's genuinely too ugly and not just you being mentally ill of course)
>>33918781Monopoly Tycoon. Literal cereal box game from my childhood, why is it so fun
>>33918782>tfw no guy has ever scratched you behind the ears or anywhere
>>33918787ok, so one point goes to back of the ear
GenderPick one:>Young, boring, broke, but pretty>Old as fuck, fun, rich, but looks washed up
>>33918787why are femcels so much funnier than incels
>>33918793F. Depends on the actual ages and health of each.
>>33918793F. Depends on how old. I would not date a 60 year old but I'd take a 40 year old I like over a 18 year old I don't like talking to.
>>33918793FNo thanks
>>33918793MThe young one of course
>>33918798>Depends on the actual agesWhatever, let's say 20 and 50.>health of eachBoth are relatively healthy. The old one has a few chronic diseases from age but balances it with a healthy lifestyle. The young one's still healthy 'cause they're young, but does alcohol and light drugs.
>>33918793MMoney can't buy youth
I have to present the most possibly boring presentation in uni tomorrow and I haven't even started yet. Should I follow my instinct and start at ~11pm, deliver it tomorrow with no practice and accept that my feedback will be full of "didn't seem like she practiced"
>>33918665No.
>>33918670Sounds painful.
>>33918811Who cares? You're a female, they'll let you pass anyway
Off to lunch.
>>33918807Assuming the older guy can knock me up, definitely him.
>>33918786that sounds fun! man I remember playing a game I got on a cereal box that was about egypt I miss cereal games
>>33918817This is an easy one to pass (even for moids). I just hate always getting negative feedback every time bc I'm not good at talking.
>>33918811How much practice do you actually need?
>>33918819enjoy your lunch
People say checkers are easier than chess. I've never played checkers I've only seem clips of it being played in films and they move the figures like a hundred times and I don't understand.
>>33918796They seem less mean-spirited and dumb on average, at least the ones who post here
>>33918409Tilly Norwood
>>33918809This.Katy Perry said this decades ago.https://youtu.be/Ahha3Cqe_fk?si=CB_bgBXJPsKK78ok&t=152
>>33918828Merci
>>33918811You're being a shitty student, but at least you're owning up to it instead of being one of those massive cunts who use AI to do the work they feel they shouldn't have to do to learn.
>>33918827I'm not sure, seems like for others it's normal to practice for even a day beforehand? Every time others in these classes give presentations it always comes across as very polished and professional, while I always come across as awkward. But I'm not sure if even practicing would fix that for me.
>start wearing 2.5 inch shoe lifts>get flirted with for the first time in my lifeI find it really difficult to not hate women
>>33918829Taking a piece allows you to move your piece to take another, if applicable.
>>33918839They want to be hated, they literally get off on being abused and cheated on. That's why they date jerks.
>>33918846>tfw married to a sweetie pie who doesn't care for other women
>>33918793MI might fuck a young one, but I only date rich girls of any age. I'm broke as fuck, if she were broke too, it'd just be miserable poverty life. And I don't want to work.
>>33918845That clears that up. Thank you very much.
damn this is the main thread, isn't it
>>33918856Now that you're here, we might have to switch threads again. Just kidding.
>>33918856Idk, they all seem dead
Wonder if any posters are at church rn
>>33918863I didn't go today
>>33918863I was like 5 hours ago
>>33918848Yeah, he gets sloppy seconds after you're already used up, what a win.
>>33918793MDoesn’t sound like a great deal either way, but I guess I’d pick the younger woman since I want to get someone pregnant and am fairly boring myself.
I’m in love with a stripper
>>33918865Me neither. There’s a church for every ~800 people in my town, but I don’t really want to go to any of them
Write your genderPost your ideal typeHere's mine in the pic.
>>33918873To be quite honest the only reason I'm even going to that church is because I like someone. If not for him I'd have changed churches years ago.
>>33918863I don’t go to church, but I went to a shrine today if that counts
>>33918876MIsabelle Miller
>>33918879Neat. What kind of shrine?
>>33918876Mgive me alt gf
Foids, 50/50 on dates or I get some poon, It's that simple.
>>33918885Dating pool is dead if men like you are the norm
>>33918885Manwhore
>>33918793F, if I have to choose old. It's not even about the money, I just could not stand being bored by someone and looks alone do little for me. Anyone I find interesting I also find sexually interesting.
>>33918885Never pay on dates. A woman must pay, or she's not a real woman, just a little wussy girl.
>>33918889You aren't entitled to free meals. Time to woman up.
>>33918885I never pay for the girlthat would imply she's dependent on meI let her retain her autonamy and empower her by letting her pay
>>33918885He's gonna get his back broken in every other day until he says mercy.You will not get any poon.
>>33918838Different anon but the best practice is doing the whole presentation like 3-5 times with 1-2 times where you keep the text around and the other times forcing yourself to improvise and summarize from the top of your head. You don't need an audience but if you have trouble taking it seriously as an assignment it can help to record yourself and you can also listen to that for a direct impression.Rehearsing too much is pointless and unless you are a gifted public speaker it'll just translate into a robotic monologue. But it IS good to know the text enough that you don't instantly panic if you can't remember a certain thing, that you feel at home with it. I say put in the effort, not for the assignment but because the skills you need for it will also be necessary when applying for jobs. You don't want to just leave it at that you shut down and mumble when having to convey a message to an audience.
>>33918876M
>>33918899You’ve never been a 2nd date
While we're on the subject, this guy I know bragged to me and some other girls about getting into a fight with his date because he wouldn't let her pay for anything. Was he trying to impress us or something? I thought it was kinda cringe
>>33918905jeans? white? blond?
>>33918907Yes he was hoping to impress you with his generosity and old-fashioned ideas about taking care of a woman properly. He was bragging.
>>33918908Yes to white and blonde. Jeans I could take or leave. I just want a woman shaped like that
>>33918876MHow is this even a question
>>33918876F. Blonde bimbos and the male equivalent.
>>33918885You ask em if they're feminists or not on the date. Yeah? Then they can pay for themselves.
>>33917869>To all my young anons, do not date a virgin or inexperienced person.Opposite for me. Only have one boyfriend and sexual partner and it completely bound me to him and it has been 8 years now. It's also statistically wrong, there's a lot of studies that show the more sex partners or bodies a person the less likely they are to remain loyal and not cheat or get bored.
>>33918876F, I like laidback, gentle men and bossy, feisty women. They can look any way they want, lots of looks are super hot and if someone who's not my usual type attracts my attention I tend to find that more exciting than when it is a type I look at all the time. More is more.
>>33918919Not that anon and don't agree with his fear mongering, but you should take those studies with a grain of salt, all the religious couples that would simply never divorce no matter what are hugely overrepresented in the "married my first ever sexual partner" group.
Black or blue jeans?
>>33918924Religious people have no issue being deeply morally degenerate. Priests diddle kids and cheat all the time. Religious women get rebellious and break out. I understand your point, but I've read a lot of studies from different sources and I never seen any evidence showing the opposite trend so far.
>>33918925I don't have strong feelings but overall I think dark blue jeans most reliably look good, all other factors being equal. Black or white/whitish jeans more often look cheap or scruffy (without intending to) to me.
>>33918909It's not that I mind being treated but his inflexibility was a bit off putting. I kinda wonder which one of us he was trying to impress lol
>>33918927The difference is you are naming things people do in secret and divorce is something that is hugely stigmatized if you are part of a tight-knit conservative religious community. A lot of people have no issue doing immoral things but they do not want consequences like no longer being welcome at church because your divorce branded you not the kind of person to socialize with. >I never seen any evidence showing the opposite trendI don't think there is, either, it makes sense that the people most prone to having a lot of different partners, would not be a great match with the monotony of long term monogamy, where you have to value stability and safety over new experiences. I just also don't think love is necessarily deeper or longer lasting depending on the exact sexual number your partner is, and that if it seems that way, it is more because of the overlap between very conservative people and very inexperienced people. FWIW I am also still with my first partner, going to six years, but this is still how I feel. It is pretty implausible to me I would have loved him less if I'd had one more sexual partner first. Sex does not break people's ability to love, at least not inherently.
>>33918925MDepends on what else you’re wearing. Indigo usually looks best to me, but I just wear black ones since they fit the rest of my clothing better.I also like black acid wash.
>>33918930Yeah I agree. I don't like guys bragging about treating women in the first place, but it's even worse when their own example also features the woman not even wanting it. It's well-intentioned I'm sure but just shows really old-fashioned ideas including the man knowing better what's good for the woman than she does. Would be a nope for me any day. Then again I am sure he is explicitly looking for a conservative woman with that attitude. >which one of usCould just be casting a big net and seeing who responds positively to what he's revealing.
>>33918905pancake
>>33918939The perfect ass imo
>>33918939She has a nice butt, just because it's not big doesn't mean it's non-existent or not shapely.
MNow I want a face mask in my daily look, but they're not actually comfortable to breathe in. A hard choice.
>>33918941You are however a colossal faggot for this opinion.>>33918942Yeah okay buddy
>>33918945I’m a faggot for thinking a woman has a nice ass?
>>33918944I hope you don't think this looks good you retarded manchild
>>33918944That’s hellaciously ugly
>>33918946You're a faggot because you can't recognize a good ass.
>>33918947Your hope was in vain.
>>33918946Don't question boy math, finding women attractive is the 4th gayest thing after raising children, making women orgasm, and kissing women
Females, how would you feel if you knew your partner jerks off like 4 times a week
>>33918950I think you’re overcompensating a bit bruther.
>>33918881ShintoDid some praying
>>33918953MWeak beta male
>>33918950>if you don't prefer exactly what I prefer you must be GAYAnd being so preoccupied with what gets other men off sexually is very heterosexual to you?
>>33918953No strong feelings either way. I would like to have more sex but I also understand that feeling like masturbation does not mean he would've felt like fucking at that moment. Plus I do find masturbation very hot so I would also be pleasantly surprised as AFAIK my bf does not masturbate that frequently and I would find it hot to discover he does. Mixed feelings but mostly good basically.
>>33918953That seems normal to me.
>>33918876MSmall (under 160cm) with big tits
>>33918952I guess that makes me as gay as Elton John or Richard Simmons on the boy math scale
>>33918960Grown men going googoo over nothing is why hoeflation exists in the first place
>>33918934>The difference is you are naming things people do in secret and divorce is something that is hugely stigmatized if you are part of a tight-knit conservative religious community. A lot of people have no issue doing immoral things but they do not want consequences like no longer being welcome at church because your divorce branded you not the kind of person to socialize with.But many of these studies look into infidelity, not divorce rates.>I am also still with my first partner, going to six years, but this is still how I feel. Wholesome.
>>33918960Maybe he has autism. Black and white thinking and severe reactions to differences in opinion are symptoms of it
>>33918949I'm thinking about an eye tattoo too, but I'm going to try contacts first before I do anything permanent.
>>33918965What is your height?
>>33918967>over nothingAgain that's relative. Your pancake ass is another man's perfection and your perfection is another guy's blubber butt (or unnatural diaper ass or whatever if you're more the BBL type).
>>33918972175cm
>>33918970you're a fucking retard for this
>>33918970I hope you end up blind lmao
>>33918876here's mine <3
>>33918876FemaleIdeal type: Not gonna post a picture of the man I love, so I post art that looks similar. Tall, pale, white, hair a little longer, no beard, masculine/assertive personality but with a pinch of pretty or androgynous in his looks. I had this type before I even met him.
>>33918977suicidal menhera bpdemon so cute
>>33918973Men announcing to the world how much they love pancake ass has become the new 4chan virtue signal, which is my motivation for commenting.
>>33918983Asa is secondary to face. If you have a hot face but pancake ass we’ll take it. We can’t win in all aspects of life.
>>33918925>jeansNone at all, unless you are a skinny woman with at least a decent butt.
>>33918985please don't talk like you're the appointed speaker for all men, cheers
>>33918983That was my real opinion. You’re being so weird about thisThis is was what was considered conventionally attractive 20 years ago
>>33918986Jeans are the greatest piece of clothing homo has ever invented
>>33918876MStill the pale, skinny with raven or brunette hair.
>>33918968Even then I would say the more conservative or religious someone is, the less likely they are either to participate in a study into infidelity or to answer honestly when they do, because they come from a community where it is more stigmatized to step out than someone who grew up in an environment where cheating is kind of seen as shitty but still a fact of life.Still again it does not surprise me that there's some negative correlation. Just like for the people that had one sexual partner/relationship have all the religious fanatics in there, if you look at a group of women with lots of partners, all the sex addicts, thrill seekers that love the chase, people that try to mend their low self-esteem with sexual validation or have a disorder (like bipolar) that expresses in impulsive sexual behavior will be in there. A woman like that is dramatically less likely to make a stable and committed, monogamous partner. There is no argument there imo. Where it gets glib for me is when a guy thinks a girl he meets who does not have a history of sexual risky behavior, who has shown commitment and long term vision in her life etc, and still thinking whether she has had 1 or 2 partners before makes a world of difference for the future of their relationship because science says so... which is how I have seen these bits of info interpreted most of the time.Also as a total soft science person there is still a LOT of doubt about just how much social psychology has to do with science. We know people lie on surveys, even when it's about the most mundane stuff like what they eat in a day. We know it becomes impossible to control for all factors if you monitor people over time. You can try to correct for those things but the flaws are built in, we just do not have the resources/money to study people in a lab over time (and without depending on self-report) nor would it be morally acceptable. That does not mean social science is bullshit but still.
>>33918980right? finally someone that gets it
>>33918925I'd prefer if people steer clear of jeans in general. They really are the biggest symptom of American cultural influence and the death of proper dress sense in the world.
>>33918987Shut up pussy, I’ll say what I want to say. Now take that dildo out your ass and stop pretending you’re a man.
>>33918987Yeah because we all know ass is secondary to boobs
>>33918991oh shit I know who that is, nostalgic boner
>>33918983Anon, someone asked to post your ideal woman and someone did. You interpreting that as "announcing to the world you like pancake ass" is about your own strong feelings, they just answered the question and you can also answer with whatever looks best to you. >virtue signalI don't get this, slim blonde chicks like he posted are everywhere, they are what actresses and models look like, it's hardly a controversial opinion, it's just what's pushed by the mainstream the most consistently. Anon isn't paying attention to some niche deemed ugly group.
>>33918988>That was my real opinion.I didn't say it couldn't be.>This is was what was considered conventionally attractive 20 years agoYeah and the 90s and 2000s were aesthetically revolting.
>>33918996That's racist
>>33919002Yeah and? Show boobs
>>33918994I think that would be sweatpants and leggings. Jeans look good.
>>33919001>I didn't say it couldn't be.You said I was virtue signaling. What virtues? What the fuck lol
>>33918997>nostalgicYou are weird.
>>33919005>dress standards are so low that jean "aren't so bad"
>>33918979There's a total lack of pretty men IRL who aren't also bisexual, subs or have troon desires.
>>33919009"Virtue signal" was not used in the literal sense, the shape of an ass isn't the "virtue" being signalled, if you don't understand it, don't bother.
Wait, what are we mad about? Blondes wearing jeans?
>>33918979>>33919017literally me but blonde and without the tall part so I instantly fail being 5'9
>It's another "retards with shit taste argue that big ass is the pinnacle of beauty and that everyone who disagrees is a faggot" episodeAre these threads ever not shit?
Ae there actually women that don't require men to be super confident, strong and dominant 24/7?
>>33919021She’s mad that did don’t cum inside again. I think she’s trying to baby trap me.
>>33919021The tranny-inceloids of /atoga/ never disappoint
>>33919016I didn't say they “aren't so bad” I said they are one of the greatest pieces of clothing homosapien has invented. Also I meant to type denims not jeans if that makes a difference.
>>33919024You don’t have to be super strong and dominant, just don’t cry or be pathetic and insecure around them.
>>33919024>Ae there actually women that don't require men to be masculine??Masculine Dom women, probably
>>33918979>>33919017I’m this, but I have a mustache.
>>33919027So you are a completely slobbified unwashed plebeian, I understand.
>>33919022Why do you fail? That's average height in most places.
>>33918876Her
>>33919030those women usually hate men thoughever
>>33919024Yeah, I never understood this personally. I know for some it reads as weakness but having softer sides and still being strong at times is what makes it strength in the first place. Kind of like how it's not brave if you feel no fear at all, then you're just a retard who's out of the loop, real bravery is recognizing the risk and feeling the fear and still not acting on it. So men who can be sensitive or hopeless and then still manage to be strong again later is the real deal imo. I can't really talk for others and realize you never know what goes on behind closed doors in other people's relationships, but I have definitely never heard a friend of mine talk about their male partner being sad/scared with any other tone than loving, protective or worried. Also my sister has been with her husband for over ten years and he's not a stereotypical guy's guy in any way at all, extremely conflict avoidant, knows no anger, goofy mellow gentle personality. She adores him.
>>33919034I don't think you do old boy.
State gender. Do you believe sex is inherently connected to love? I used to think so until I let my horniness run free. Now even after all that time and everything I’ve done I’m in love with my guy without having those past experiences sway my judgement on him or romance.
>>33919018You are impressively retarded.>>33919021Apparently? Can’t post fucking anything on 4chan without some sperg blowing up your spot for something you didn’t even say.Such active imaginations on these guys.
>>33919045>You are impressively retarded.That honor goes to you, Anonymous
>>33919043I paid for sex once and could get a bonner after that i just gave up on the idea of having sex at all it might just not be for me
>>33919037Please kill yourself, slopfaggot.
>>33919017Hey, there's nothing wrong with being bi. You're just a bigot. I'm dominant even when I'm a bottom.
>>33919048Couldnt*
>>33919043F, not necessarily inherently connected, no. I think a lot of people actively experience the sex as more sexual if it is less overtly loving. More like sex already is the only goal. And some people have an easier time admitting their true desires and fantasies when with someone who they don't love and want to be very protective of and gentle with. That said I also don't think they are totally separate things either. If you have really good sex it'll simply stir up a lot of emotions and love can be there even if the sex itself was never loving in any way.
>>33919051I can't be attracted to a man who wants to suck dick, swallow cum, lick balls or put his dick into the shithole of another dude. That is just personal preference.
>>33917441As a touch starved, intimacy starved, and, emotional connection starved anon, is /soc/ a good place to fill the void? No I cannot "just get an irl partner". I feel emotions but can't properly show them because my emotional expression is flat and monotone. People don't want that in their partners so I'm undesirable irl at the moment. The only good qualities I have are actually expressing interest in people (not ghosting after 5 messages) and I have an attractive body (apparently both men and women like it based on what I've been told. Should I give "e- dating" a try? I know it'll almost certainly not lead to anything serious and I'll have to be really exceptional and work hard to get someone to notice me but what else do I have to lose from trying?
>>33919043>Do you believe sex is inherently connected to love?MGood sex is. Loveless sex feels worse than masturbation to me.
>>33919048Just saying but not being able to get it up due to nerves is incredibly common and the professional should have made an effort (assuming she didn't) to put you at ease emore and help you overcome the mental hurdle. Either way this means/reveals nothing about you. Just that you were tense, too tense to enjoy it really.
>>33919048You are human. Sex is for you.
>>33919059>/soc/ a good place to fill the void?if one glance at the catalog hasn't answered that question for you, I don't know what to say.
>>33919057Yeah, this is a textbook definition of being a bigot.
>>33919051Bi people are so annoying
>>33919013haha yeah I am
>>33919017yeah why is that?
Why is everyone so jealous of bi people?
>>33919073Bi women are weird and bi men are sluts, nobody is jealous of them
>>33919057I’ve dated some bisexual women in the past but doubt I ever will again.The notion of girl on girl sex is much less disgusting to me than men on men, but these women were always flirting with other women or complaining that they couldn’t fuck girls while being in a monogamous relationship with me.
>>33919043Meh.The scariest self realization I had is that I was wrong about sluts. Sleeping with a bunch of men won’t ruin your ability to fall in love.And it broke my brains. Because if that’s the case, I have no legitimate reason to turn down a great woman who has slept with 100 men (she’s not a porn star or sex worker). And it fucks with my mind….
>>33919066I'm not a bigot because I don't want to have sex with a person. Lmao.>>33919072>yeah why is that?I suppose it's rare for the straight male mind to naturally lean into beauty like that without having an inclination for being a faggot or wanting dick or become a woman. Plus getting older masculinizes men so much that they probably feel it's better to lean into being a masculine balding man or something.
>>33919073I believe it all stems from closed-off homosexual desires and the lack of their release. So they begin to hate those who actually realize them and live openly without hiding it.
>>33919076HAHAHAHHAAHAHA LMAAAAAAAAAAAOprime bait post
>>33919061She did tried make me hard but it didnt went well
>>33919076The reasonable take to have from this is to accept that a body count 0 person and a body count 10 person can fall in love, but at some point the number can indeed become too high. 100 is too much for someone who's inexperienced, keep it proportional.
>>33919073>>33919079This is why I find you guys so annoying, the insistence that everyone must be exactly like you and are just repressing it.It’s very ugly and self-aggrandizing. And ironically, bigoted against heterosexual people. It’s hetero erasure lol
>>33919077I'd be a pretty boy if I could, but I have really broad shoulders, I'm super hairy, and I put on muscle really easily. I can't help but have a really masculine look.
>>33919085I'm not bi.
>>33919087God is really a menace to us all.
>>33919081Not a bait post. I’m being serious. My Brain is stuck. Because if I didn’t know her sexual past life I wouldn’t think a thing. She’s that amazing of a person. But I can’t get the idea of 3 men filling her up out my mind. Or all the other scenarios. Is it misogyny or societal effect I haven’t completely destroyed yet?
>>33919089My mistake. You are at least annoying.
>>33919093Alright.
>>33919084The problem is how do you make the cut off line? Whats the difference between sleeping with 30 or 70 people? At a certain point, like last 15, does the number make a difference?
>>33919077>I don't want to have sex with a person.>bigot a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular groupAgain, that's the textbook definition. If a man is hot and has a good personality, and the only reason you don't like him is that he's bisexual or submissive or whatever, then you're just a bigot.
>>33919096Like past* 15
What is the difference between sleeping with the same person 100 times and sleeping with a 100 different people?
>>33919099This is a very silly question.
>>33919099With 100 different people you learn how to please multiple people and therefore have a higher baseline sexual skill level.For the same person you learn your chemistry with a single person better. You can get better at sex in This scenario but if you had mediocre sex 100 times you won’t learn much.
What is the difference between driving the same car 100 times and driving 100 different cars?
>>33919097Nta but I’m more bigoted now than I was before I read this reply chain.Rapey faggot
>>33919097Nope. Sexuality is highly subjective, personal and no one is entitled to it. Are gay men women-hating bigots if they don't want to fuck and suck pussy? Nah.If you are only attracted to black women does that make you a white hating-bigot because you reject a white woman for sex? Get out of here.
>>33919104The later makes you a much cooler person.
>>33919092>She’s that amazing of a person.How is someone who is throwing their pussy away left and right an amazing person? They clearly don't value themselves or intimacy and everyone can get it easily, like an open market.
>>33919085>insistence that everyone must be exactly like you and are just repressing it.Not really, but when you break it down, anger directed at a specific group usually boils down to three possible explanations: a bad personal experience, repressed desires, or societal brainwashing.We're not in the 18th century anymore, the whole anti-gay narrative is outdated, even if it's still strong in some places. And while bad experiences do happen, statistically, they're so rare they're practically negligible.So when you really look at it, that really only leaves repressed desires as the most likely explanation.
I've decided to impose sanctions on atoga moids. From now on there is an embargo on wheat, rye and other seeds from moids
>>33919111>Not really,>…>So when you really look at it, that really only leaves repressed desires as the most likely explanation.Not really, but yes really? Your brain doesn’t work correctly.
Will foids ever come up with anything original?
>>33919116Oh, thank goodness. I only submit comments about my testicles, so I'm glad those can continue unimpeded.
>>33919035because its not tall which was a requirement
>>33919116Except sabotage and rebellion.
>>33919108>How is someone who is throwing their pussy away left and right an amazing person? They clearly don't value themselves or intimacy and everyone can get it easily, like an open market.Look, I’m not gonna become one of those white knight men who “fight for the right for female sluts!” But sex has little to do with your personality. You can treat everyone with respect and kindness, Have goals, have a fun personality, and still sleep around. Thats An amazing person.And you can value intimacy but sleep around. Your mistake was thinking sex is only for intimate. Some Sex can just be fun or to get your rocks off, other sex can be for intimacy.Also, with how often women get approached by men, if a women was easy, she’d be at like number 500.
>>33919116I am seeking asylum from the bisexual incel caliphate
>>33919124Expect*
even as a child I remember wanting to be beautiful even though I do like women, is it genetics?
>>33919106>Are gay men women-hating bigots if they don't want to fuck and suck pussy?No, that's sexuality. If a straight man didn't want to fuck a bi woman, he'd be a bigot in that case.>If you are only attracted to black women does that make you a white hating-bigot because you reject a white woman for sex?No, it makes you racist. Objectifying a race is fucked up.>Get out of hereStruck a nerve, bigot? Why you running from who you are?
>>33919106You’re letting yourself get gaslit by a fagganon? Kek
>>33919130Men should be beautiful too
>>33919140I think I'm ugly though and not in like a masculine way :(maybe in another life I can be beautiful
>>33919118>Your brain doesn’t work correctly.It's basic human psychology, there are pretty much no other options besides those three. I'm not saying everyone's like that, but it's the most likely case. Repressing desires is a cornerstone of Christianity, especially sexual desire in Protestantism. Even if you're not religious, that shit still exists in society through inertia.
>>33919132And it's my sexuality not wanting to have sex with bisexual men.
Women, how's your vulva today? Good? Any concerns? Does it need a kiss and/or a sensuous caress?
>>33919148You’re completely sidestepping what I was actually complaining about, which is that I find bisexual people who insist that all heterosexual people are repressing bisexuality to be very annoying.In response, you have insisted that I (or at least people like me) find it annoying because I am repressing bisexuality.I get that you like the sound of your own voice, but come on.
>>33919151Do you enjoy running in circles?
Bisexual men aren't men.
>>33919148You forgot the 4th reasonPattern recognition.I lived near a bus stop and people would get off the bus, walk past a trash can, and litter candy wrappers chip bags and soda cans over my fence.I began to watch and noticed a pattern of who did it.Same for not bringing the shopping cart back and not cleaning out drier lint
>>33918876MSmart, religious, and bubbly/extroverted girls who are the oldest sibling in their family. She should have either a white dad or a black mom. Bonus points if /fit/.
>>33919158>all heterosexual people are repressing bisexualityI never said that. Lots of heterosexuals aren't. But the ones who constantly bring it up, who can't get people enjoying same-sex experiences out of their fucking heads, absolutely are.>>33919163This is just a bad experience framed as some deep insight, an anecdote trying way too hard to be more than it is.
>gonna be late to church againto be fair I did stay up to watch the LoL world championship so it's definitely on me this time
why do women like to make you wear women's underwear?
>>33919172again I'm surprised people here actually go to church, good for you
>>33918876MA woman who just fucking loves sucking my dick. Someone who has so much passion for it that she becomes a master at it, easily edging me or forcing me to orgasm at a whim. Someone who mandates that I cum in her mouth at least once every day.
This was the gayest issue of /atoga/ I’ve read so far
>>33919158>which is that I find bisexual people who insist that all heterosexual people are repressing bisexuality to be very annoyingNTA but it's interesting you say that given that basically every agnostic/atheist chick I knew in college tried to "teach" me that all women are bisexual, no exceptions.
>>33919170It's 100 anecdotes, which is enough for a t score
>>33919140i bet this is a fujo posting thoughever
>>33919178I can’t stand that shit. It’s legitimately rapey and predatory
>>33919172tfw i missed it because i thought it'd be in the evening (in my time) and was mistaken
>>33919177you should read more atoga threads
>>33919183Nah, fujos are weird af, I never understood the appeal
>>33919177Nah, it's not. The lesbo threads were way more gay.
>>33919190I should. A girl replies to me :o
>be around 8>pooping very loudly>fart>father thinks I called for him "YEAH? WHAT IS IT?">I'm confused so I just keep pooping and don't say anything>fart again loudly>father slams the doors and comes running to the toilet door, hits the door and yells "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"I don't get how he confused poops for my voice
>>33919177
>>33919203you have a shitty voice (sorry)
>>33919203Maybe your father is a piece of shit?
>>33919177>no Jee and MikeCould be worse
>>33919203Losing hearing makes people think they hear stuff at any noise because braaaaap sounds like charlie brown teacher speech.
>>33919203Was he drunk?
I'm HATE women.
I hate my country and it’s people. I don’t wanna contribute to populational replacement of better places though. Is it ok to immigrate if I’m not having kids? What to do
>>33919217I HATE them so much that I forgot to proofread. i REALLY hate them. Revoke women's rights NOW.
>>33919207Kinda was, now he's mellowed out>>33919210Not at that time but he was an angry drunk on other occasions
>>33919217Hi HATE women I’m Anonymous
why do people think that by forgiving and forgetting my life is going to magically improve? forgiving my parents won't undo all the damage they did to me
>>33919218If you're white and you learn the language, you can immigrate anywhere.
The masculine urge to make women drink piss and to pee in their butts.
>>33919229You can't forgive until you ready so in that sense there is no point in trying to force yourself. But it makes your life better because forgiveness means letting go of the resentment and anger that would've turned you cynical and bitter in time. Hating someone is harder on you than on them, no matter how justified. Also the old saying forgive so you will/can be forgiven. I don't know what are the worst things you did in your life. But most people sooner or later do something they have a hard time accepting and not punishing themselves for. If you have legitimately already found it within yourself to see others in all their (moral) failure and still respect them and allow them to be flawed and wrong, it is tremendously easier to accept the same for yourself. And if you cannot accept your own misdoings, you will be unable to grow and become a better person too, can't change what you're in full denial about.
>>33919240MSpeak for yourself, freakCum only
>>33919242>>33918995
>>33919218Are you from the United States? Based palindrome captcha.
>>33919222God you're stupid. I'm saying that he's shit, so that you pooping is calling his name.
>>33919241>You can't forgive until you ready so in that sense there is no point in trying to force yourselfyeah I agree with this, but some people always say "oh if you just say it the feeling will eventually come" which makes absolutely no sense if I don't actually mean it then it's worthless for me to say I forgive them, it's just words.
>>33919229They think that by you just overriding your own memory that the trauma will never come up again. But that is just one step in the process of healing. You have to forgive, forget, and then make new choices to make sure that nothing ever harms you that exact way to open the old wound. People will also tell you that the last part is impossible and that the world is supposed to be bad and you shouldn't callous yourself over too thick. But that is also them telling you to not create firm boundaries. Protect yourself at your own level of expense.
>>33919259I don't agree but at the same time I don't think it's 100% bullshit. Sincerely wanting to forgive someone without being able to (yet) IS the first step to being able to. So in that sense it does pay off to reflect on possible forgiveness or realize how good it would feel, before you actually start to soften, because it increases the likelihood of that softening. But it's definitely not a real fake it till you make it thing and I would personally advise against actually saying it until you hopefully feel it. If someone really hurt you and you are angry about that, pretending you no longer care and forgave everything is an act of self-denial and self-betrayal that will only make you more angry and resentful. That's where the can't force it comes in, too much force and it just blows up in your face, but you can gently encourage yourself to think in a new direction.
>>33919260>They think that by you just overriding your own memory that the trauma will never come up againhas this actually worked for anybody?
womenwhat is your biggest red flag?
>>33919268Male, consequences and responsibility GOTTEM
>>33919268That I have myself or for me when judging others?
begging god for a french gf
>>33919240MI have it
>>33919265it's just hard to even think about forgiving someone when they hurt you so much
>>33919274oh sorry.I meant for yourselfWOMENwhat is the biggest red flag that YOU have?
forcing someone to submit to you is the purest form of love there is
>>33919281f, being really whiny.99% of modern men are like this.
The biggest red flag is not answering my earlier question about your vulva.
>>33919278I get that. I think trying to plug a concept or growth in yourself should always be a sincere question. If right now the second you think of forgiveness, you feel hurt/anger, then obviously you aren't there yet. One day the concept won't spark that anymore - then you can ponder it without being there yet. Respect your own pace and feelings. Acknowledging and respecting your own feelings like your parents should have but didn't, is also in itself part of your healing.
>>33919276I always feel like I'm praying incorrectly when I ask God to override someone else's free will, but I still find myself wanting to do it pretty oftenSo often my prayers just turn into "please help me make better choices" or "help me become the person that would attract that person"
>>33919288you see the thing is that up until very recently I always blamed myself so the anger is still fresh.
>>33919154I saw I was leaving pussy prints on the machines today and tried to photograph one but it evaporated by the time I got my camera app opened.
>>33919293Unfortunate. It would be cool to see your pussy prints.
>>33919292Then it makes total sense that you are still reeling and need to stay with your new perspective. It'll come in its own time. And even if you won't find forgiveness in yourself, which is fine and simply does not always happen, as long as you allow yourself to express and experience your raw feelings, those will start bothering you less over time. Emotions demand attention and giving it settles them down. But if it's a very serious matter and you have failed to acknowledge it for a long time, yeah, that can take serious time to settle too. Be patient with yourself.
>>33919281I am a functional addict, which sounds more exciting than it is because I really just smoke weed at the end of the day, but it would be a rightful dealbreaker to many and it definitely indicates a bunch of other mental issues.
>>33919290It's not up to me to question the specifics of how it is done, only to express my desire
>>33919229Forgive, but don't forget, as the saying goes.Never forget, that's how you learn and stay vigilant.Forgive? Maybe, but it's the wrong word for some situations. Forgiving means returning the relationship close to its former closeness, friends remain friends, spouses remain spouses, it's not for everyone. Letting go isn't forgiveness, it's placing people in a zone of indifference, out of the zone of hatred, and that's generally a good idea. Hatred is a passion and it wastes energy.
>>33919297yeah at least I'm aware of my feelings and why I feel the way I do, I've heard some people have a hard time with that.>>33919309forgive but not forget, I'll keep that in mind
>>33919309Just butting in here but I don't agree that forgiveness means returning to the relationship as it was. By definition forgiveness involves acknowledging what happened and how bad it was (if it wasn't bad, no forgiveness would be necessary after all). So that can and very often does mean very much not wanting to continue your relationship with that person. It just means you do not actively resent them anymore for what they did.
Is there any reason why moids like cooming on woman's face other than enjoying showing disrespect?
>>33919281From a practical and healthy perspective, being jobless and friendless. From a male perspective, probably expecting orgasms and not doing anal
>>33919316MIt's not so much a disrespect thing for most men as it is a dominance thing, but I imagine that we primarily do it because we're just mimicking things we've seen in porn.I don't like to do that, personally. Seems very annoying to clean off.
>>33919316It's just really Goddamn insanely hot, and deeply, deeply flattering. A women is wearing my orgasm on her face! That's amazing! I'd be fully in favor of every guy who views facials as a degrading act being put to death.
>>33919309>>33919314I think Katara demonstrates the difference between letting go and forgiving quite wellhttps://youtu.be/e6onsqIsLBA
>>33919330Maybe this is just me or I lack context, cute video but I did not catch the distinction made? She forgives one person but not another right?
>>33919325>her face is a coom tissue for me! That's amazing!Yeah, that's what I was talking about
>339193370/10
>>33919336She didn't forgive the guy who killed her mother, she just let him live because at that point he was too powerless and pathetic and his life or death didn't matter to her anymore.
>>33919325>>33919337Different anon and definitely not a fan of facials but whether or not it's insulting depends on whether you see it as inherently degrading or not. Yeah in society it would be seen as degrading but privately it is possible to not experience it as being soiled but as proudly wearing the evidence of the pleasure you gave someone. Anecdotally two out of the three men that ate me out have told me with pride later on about still being able to smell me on their face later. Humiliation or shame are subjective emotions you read into a situation. I don't love the idea of a facial because of practicality issues and the idea of looking at aim face while idly waiting, but I don't think I would feel in any way humiliated or tainted by it psychologically...
my ex once tried to cum on my face but the aim seemed to miss and it just went on my neck and upper chest. never been with anyone else so it feels kinda weird to know that despite it seeming so common it has never happened/been done to me ngl
>>33919316I'm into it, but cumming on a woman's face actually feels like it's the more embarrassing thing
>>33919349>the more embarrassing thingMore embarrasing than what?
>>33919348He pussied out
>>33919316I like messing with her in a playful way
>>33919319>being jobless and friendlessa NEET femanon? in MY thread?
>>33919351than being the woman getting cummed on
>>33919346Well-written.
>>33919343Right. I guess it depends on her specific motives for letting him live. Reasoning he is no longer a threat so there is no justification beyond revenge could be an argument. Or realizing her mom probably did not want her daughter to become a killer or did not want her killer to then be key in her daughter committing violence. But I think in this context her use of forgiving means, it'll never be okay that he killed my mom, or I will never forget that he did. I would say if she was ready not to act on revenge that she planned, than she did forgive him in a way. Not in the way that she thinks the murder of her mother was any less heinous but in the way where she attributes less weight to him as a person and all his actions as a result. That is possible without feeling any less deeply about her loss. I have read victim statements of people in these situations and it is typical for them to go from rabid hatred to, eventually, a feeling of, you know what, this person killed my loved one and I refuse to spend another second ever thinking of them instead of my loved one, they deserve zero space in me.
>>33919286m, being really bitchy99.999% of modern women are bitchy and bitches.
>>33919356I don't get it. It's almost exactly the same as pissing on someone, just change the texture/thickness of it, and being pissed on is definitely the more embarrassing position as well.
>>33919355i'm also jobless and friendless. but the last time i mentioned it everyone just got really angry at me lol
>>33919363same kind of applies imo, it feels more embarrassing to be the one giving than receiving
