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At this point what do i even do? I have nothing to live for and everything i do is boring. I get no joy.

Never had a girlfriend, not even a single glance. I'm not even a human being to them, just some bipedal humanoid.
All i crave is companionship, someone that actually wants me. My chances are declining every year.

I hate how everything is based on physical attraction. Under 6ft, no model tier looks, and under 6 inches? It's literally over.

Personality in men does not matter and never did. It's all about genetics. Look at Richard Ramirez who killed and raped women and children.
Even ripping the eye out of someone's eyesocket and fucking it. But that does not matter. Still hundreds of letters and women coming to his trial.
Why? Well because he's tall and attractive. Worst part? He married a christian virgin...

I tried going to the gym, gained 10kg of muscle in 8 months. Didn't work.
I started eating healthy. Didn't work.
I started running. Didn't work.
I changed my clothing style. Didn't work.
I started putting more effort into my hygiene. Didn't work.

2 years later i still do all of those things except working out (i still run, just no gym).

Still not a single glance. I literally don't exist to women.

So, what do i do?
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>>33958411
>So, what do i do?
Keep on living I guess. There will be moments of joy. Not saying that to make you feel better, it is just true. There WILL be moments of joy.

Try to let it go and focus on the things you are good at.
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>>33958411
Plastic surgery is basically your last hope, otherwise just cope or end it
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>>33958429
This. You need surgery. Find out what your biggest flaw is first.
Do not listen to women
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>>33958411
Rape?
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>>33958411
You have anhedonia. Go find a therapist. It's expensive because it's worth it.
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>>33958424
The moments of despair far outweigh the moments of joy.

I just think human connection is a big part of life. And i can't have it.
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>>33958411
Why do you care so much about this? I'm 34 in the same boat as you but I don't let it bother me. I'm fat, unattractive, and yet I've had women interested in me. I've never bothered to pursue them though because I'm not interested in dating. Women are annoying and a huge financial drain, all for a wet hole that doesn't feel much better than a fleshlight. You know why I've had women interested in me? Because I'm not desperate or creepy about it. You've made wanting a woman the most important thing in your life, and you come off as desperate and creepy, guaranteed. It's not that you're not 6' tall with 6 figures and a 6 pack. That's just what creepy incels tell themselves so they don't have to change themselves and stop making women the sole focus of their lives.

Go out, find friends, spend time with people. People bitch and whine that they don't want to do that if it doesn't get them a girlfriend, and even if they do try this, they give up after a short time because they didn't get a girlfriend out of it. Normal people don't want to be around a social retard, let alone date one. A girlfriend isn't going to fall out of the sky and land on your dick. You have to interact with other people and the world in a normal way if you want to even have a CHANCE of finding a girlfriend, and after you get one, you can't just become a hermit again. You have to change who you are, because who you are sucks and no one wants to be around you, let alone date you.
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>>33958411
>not a single modicum of interest from women even once in your entire life
Brutal. I genuinely don't know how that even happens. Though I do know one thing, you're probably not truly ugly. If you were actually ugly, people would be stealing quick glances at you because you'd look so fucking weirdly deformed, so I'll assume you just look okay, not really visibly noteworthy. Do you go out or talk to literally anybody, ever? No? Do that, then. If you somehow do, please go into detail on how/what you do. Something has to be severely fucking wrong for you to have not had even a molecule of female attention even once in your life.
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>>33958865
>find friends
This is what a lot of anons forget. So focussed on women, but neglect to have some mates to talk to. Doesn't have to be a lot, just 1 or 2.

A few weeks back I lost my keys. Friend who has the extra key came to my house and helped me out. Had a few beers after, lots of laughter. I am so glad for that. Being alone sucks.
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>>33958865
I just value human connection highly. That is the reason why i’m bothered by it, also i put alot of effort into improving with no results. That stings a bit.
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>>33958920
I do have bad social skills. I’m pretty much mute.
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>>33958983
>also i put alot of effort into improving with no results.
You went to the gym, a solitary activity. You need to become social, become "normal" if you want a chance at getting a girlfriend. Besides, girls don't give a shit about muscles. They really don't. Incels are always complaining about "Chad" but is Chad ever a hermit loser who has no friends and is completely socially retarded? No. It's his looks that get him in the door, but looks alone aren't enough to keep (or in most cases even get) a girlfriend. "Chad" isn't just Chad in looks, he's Chad in personality, in sociability, in friendships. Incels like to obsess about Chad's looks because they don't want to put in the work to become a normal fucking human like him. Going to the gym isn't a social activity and women don't give a shit about muscles. Going to the gym isn't going to get you a girl any more than playing with model fucking trains. It's better for your health but that's it.

Go find some activities you can do with other people at Meetup. And for god's sake, don't fucking ask out girls there. You're there to make friends, to expand your social circle, not creepily hit on chicks who are there to do the activity. When you hit on women at an activity like this, it's creepy because they can tell you have ulterior motives. You're not there to do the activity, you're there to get sex, and that's creepy af. Once you expand your social circle, you'll meet more people outside of the activity, and people will introduce you to girls. Instead of hitting on Sarah at the hiking club, just be her friend. She'll see you as a good guy and set you up with her friend who you've never met and never would have met if you weren't friends with Sarah. That's how the real world works. She'll think "Oh, Anon is such a great guy, and he's single! I'll introduce him to my friend because she's single too!"
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>>33959121
Continued: Now here's where Anons fall flat on their face. You can't just pretend you don't have ulterior motives, you have to genuinely NOT have ulterior motives. If you try to become friends with a girl but you're just buddying up to her to hit on her or get her to introduce you to your friends, she'll KNOW. How? Simple. She'll notice the way your eyes wander over her body. She'll notice that you only try to be "friends" with the women in the group. She'll notice that you don't really like hiking and she'll wonder why you're really there. Being "Chad" isn't about being 6' tall with a 6 figure income and a 6 pack. It's about being a genuinely nice guy with no ulterior motives who has an active social life and isn't predatory. Even if you don't mean to be predatory, women will interpret ulterior motives as predatory. It's a natural instinct that women have because that's what predators do. If you can't be genuine in your interest in the activity and your desire to simply be friends with her, then don't try it. By "be genuine" I mean you're fine if it never leads to you getting a girlfriend, because it might not. You're still happy to be social and do the activity though because you enjoy those things. You won't just quit because you don't get a girlfriend out of it. Instead you'll extend your social circle even further by trying another activity (while still going to your hiking group or whatever you first try). If you cast your net wide enough, you WILL catch some fish. Just don't cast too wide of a net at first because if you do, you might not be able to genuinely enjoy the activity and the socialization that comes with it because you're spreading yourself too thin.
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>>33959121
>Incels like to obsess about Chad's looks because they don't want to put in the work to become a normal fucking human like him
As you say yourself you need looks to get in the door. I lack the required looks to even have a chance to try
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>>33959136
>As you say yourself you need looks to get in the door. I lack the required looks to even have a chance to try
There's more than one way to get in the door. One of the best ways is the way I described, getting set up by a friend. Women are extremely cautious around men, and for good reason. Trust me, getting a recommendation from her friend is waaaaaaay better than getting your foot in the door because of looks. She'll give you way more leeway than she would someone she doesn't know, which will help, especially if you have autistic traits.
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>>33958956

This doesn’t last. I had friends but they’ve all got girlfriends now and they barely even text me anymore let alone see me in person. I haven’t seen either of them in 2 years. The only friend I still talk to is a neet and he’s starting to piss me off
>>33959131
Is this the same anon? Cuz if it is why did you split your post this isn’t Reddit
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>>33959162
>why did you split your post this isn’t Reddit
newfag
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welcome to life.
you can either kill yourself or accept it's mostly pointless, painful and lonely with brief intermittent moments of joy or surprise and months of depressing shit.
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The President of the free world looks like a clown and had kids with a super model. Now you may not be a billionaire turned President and this won’t get a smoking hot super model, but he is living proof it’s not about just looks either way. The guy wealthmaxxed and statusmaxxed his ugly ass to a supermodel so if you become even moderately successful a pretty cute gf/wife is definitely on the table. I don’t know how you guys could still believe this world is all about looks.
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>>33959131
So it is hopeless then? its not possible to stop wanting a gf, you are either a retard or a hole.
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>>33959144
yep youre a roasty. opinion discarded.
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>>33959359
There are no women on 4chan, retard.

>>33959352
>its not possible to stop wanting a gf
I'm not saying you should stop wanting a girlfriend. You just have to go into things with pure intentions. It's not that difficult. If you're only meeting people and being social to meet girls, it will be obvious to everyone around you that you don't actually give a shit about the activity or about people in general, just the girls you want to fuck. Jesus, it's like talking to a retard. You're a miserable, lonely fuck by choice, and that's why no one wants to be around you and why girls don't want to date you.

Only you can choose to change but you'd rather call me a woman than accept what normal people do in order to get girlfriends. Talk to any normie and ask how you get a girlfriend and they say "it just happens." They're not being an asshole. It literally does "just happen" for normies. Why? Because they have a fucking social life and aren't miserable hermits who expect a virgin to just fall out of the sky and land on their dick because they're so special. And they're not being social just to get a girlfriend. They actually like spending time with people and doing things other than playing video games.

This is the simplest shit ever but you can't do it because you're genuinely a horrible person who can't engage socially or do normal fucking activities for their own sake without having an ulterior motive. It's SO OBVIOUS to regular people when anons do this. It's as obvious as a baby trying to sneak candy. You need to become a better person if you want people to want to be around you. This isn't a video game. You can't just figure out the right combination of buttons to push to make the sex come out, and if that's how you approach this, it's super obvious and creepy to everyone around you.
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>>33959411
The thing is there is literally nothing I enjoy that is a social hobby, absolutely nothing. I dont even like videogames either. So what am I supposed to do?
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>>33959411
Also, it doesnt "just happen" they are normies so they arent consciously aware of what actions theyre taking to get a gf whereas an autist would have to do it all manually.
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>>33959464
>there is literally nothing I enjoy that is a social hobby, absolutely nothing.
Well then that's what you need to work on, not finding a girlfriend. You're trying to get gas before you even own a car. You need to start trying everything under the sun until you find something social that you enjoy. It doesn't have to be your favorite thing to do. Just something that you can do to get you out of the house and something you can enjoy separate to your goal of getting a girlfriend so that you can meet some people who will set you up with someone. Right now you're like a retard who walked to the gas station because you don't own a car and you're frantically pulling on the trigger asking "WHY NO GAS COME OUT!?!?!?!?!" and you wonder why people look at you like you're crazy and avoid you. Get some money and get a car, then you can go to the gas station and pay for some gas and actually put it in your car like a normal person.
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>>33959496
Im 26, I dont have years and years to go on a wild goose chase.
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>>33959526
And that's the attitude that will make sure you're in the exact same place you are right now when you're 36. It's not a "wild goose chase." It's becoming a normal fucking person with a normal fucking social life. That's the only way to get a girlfriend. Tinder isn't going to do it, random cold approaches isn't going to do it, going back to college as a fucking 35yo Boomer isn't going to do it. You can either start now and do what needs to be done, or you can bitch and whine about how unfair life is until you wake up one day and realize 10 years have passed and you're still in the exact same place you are today.
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>>33959546
what is a "normal social life" anyway? Nobody will ever tell me the truth.
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>>33959570
Going out and doing an activity you like that involves other people. Some of these people you will like and they'll invite you to do something outside of the activity (or you can invite them, if you like), other people you'll only interact with during said activity. By being around people and engaging in social activity, you'll be introduced to other people, and they'll introduce you to others. Some of these people will inevitably be women, and you'll get yourself a girlfriend, either by hitting it off with one of those women, or having one of those women set you up with their friend/sister/cousin/whatever. It literally "just happens" for normies because they're not sitting at home alone in front of their computer all day waiting for a woman to fall out of the sky and land on their dick. Normies like to do social activities. They like to be around other people. This gets them girlfriends. It's not a big deal when a normie gets a girlfriend, and they don't worry about breaking up if things don't work out because they know they'll get another one. It will just happen because they put themselves in situations where they meet new people.

It's the simplest thing in the world. I'll use an example. Let's say you go to a meetup where people play tennis. You find a tennis partner. Let's say his name is Paul. You play tennis with him for several weeks, talking in the locker room before and/or afterwards. One day, after playing with him twice a week for 6 weeks, you ask him "so, what are you doing this weekend?" and he answers "well, my friend Scott has a 28 foot sailboat and we're going out on Saturday night with a couple of friends. Wanna come?" You say yes and there's a girl there on the boat named Michelle. You hit it off with her talking about 90's music or Pokemon or whatever. She invites you to a concert next week and you go with her and there you meet Jason.
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>>33959275
I'm pretty sure his marriage sucks and his wife hats his guts. So what kind of life is that? Man people are so stupid. Why would you want to status or wealthmaxx for some girl to love your value, instead of you. It's doomed to fail. Your children will not be a product of love.
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>>33959608
Continued:

Jason has a sister named Christi and she's not having a fun time at the concert. She's not really into it and neither are you, so you go off together and talk about other shit. It turns out you have a lot in common. You ask her out and she shoots you down. You feel kinda bad about yourself, which Michelle notices and you tell her how you asked out Christi and she didn't want to go out with you. Michelle knows how cautious Christi is but she isn't about to vouch for you yet because she doesn't know you that well. But you keep going out, doing things with Scott and Michelle and Jason, and Christi, sometimes all 4 of them, sometimes only 1-3 of them at a time. Several months pass, you've gotten closer to them, met a lot more people. Eventually Christi comes around and wants to go out with you, but she's not about to ask after shooting you down, so she confides in Michelle, who nudges you to ask her out again. You do and BAM, you've got yourself a girlfriend.

If you had just played tennis once or twice and then given up because you didn't get a girlfriend, you would have never met Christi, let alone had the opportunity to date her. And hey, maybe it won't work out. Maybe she gets on your nerves or has a deathly fear of anything sticky (which rules out sex, of course) and you decide to break up with her. Well, since Christi went out with you, other women in your social circle will be more willing to go out with you now because you have "social proof." You've proven that you're not abusive, creepy, weird, or a predator. You've proven that you're desirable enough to go out with. Another girl will show interest, you'll take her up on it, and you'll date her for a while. How do you think people get such high "body counts?" It's easy as hell to wrack up bodies when you're going through a social circle like wildfire.
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>>33959608
Its the simplest thing in the world to YOU because youre a normie. Im autistic so this is harder than calculus and I have done both so I am not exaggerating. Again, it doesnt just happen, you arent aware of what you are doing just like how you arent consciously giving your stomach directions to digest food.
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>>33959646
I'm autistic too. This shit isn't comfortable to me but I've created a socially acceptable persona. I'm a business owner so I've had to in order to succeed. And I've had to be social so I can make friends and have a shot at a normal life. What autists like you and me don't intuitively understand is that everyone "masks." No one is portraying their genuine, vulnerable self. It's not disingenuous or "fake." It's like wearing clothes. Just like you don't walk around naked, you don't show your true emotional self to strangers. Not until you get close to them, and even then, you choose what to reveal gradually. Autists tend to dump all their emotional baggage on people and it's incredibly awkward and uncomfortable for the other person. You do that shit gradually, once you're close to someone and built up a close relationship with them. And it needs to be reciprocal. They reveal a little, you reveal a little, until the mask comes off completely over a period of months or years.

The purpose of your persona is to have an socially acceptable image that provides an appropriate level of social lubricant in order to avoid pissing people off or making them uncomfortable. EVERYONE does this and the people that don't (like Trump, because he doesn't give a shit) are hated. Trump can get away with it because he's got money and is now the president but if he were some old Boomer working at Home Depot no one would accept that shit.
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>>33958865
Don’t listen to this loser. He wouldn’t be here if he didn’t care
>>33958411
>at this point what do I even do?
Nothing at all. Literally stop caring about anything or anyone. Apathymaxxing is the only way
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>>33959665
That still doesnt change the fact that I DONT LIKE spending time with people and there are NO social activities I can genuinely enjoy. I dont need to try cauliflower to know that that shit is disgusting, likewise I already know I will hate any social activity there is and I will have to force myself to do it and if it really is impossible to hide that fact then it is indeed pointless.
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>>33959746
>I DONT LIKE spending time with people
So why do you want a girlfriend then? Why not just get a sex doll if that's all you want? You do want social interaction, even if it's just with a girlfriend. You just don't want to put out the effort to find an activity you enjoy. Bitching on the internet is easier. No one, girl or otherwise, is going to want to be with a creepy hermit who doesn't want to go outside and do anything or interact with other people.
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>>33959746
What advice did you want
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>>33959773
I hate women. They are evil disgusting creatures and I want to make them suffer.
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>>33959131
>"You can't just pretend you don't have ulterior motives, you have to genuinely NOT have ulterior motives."
>just stop wanting things bro
fuck off
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>>33959783
shes definitely a fish hole
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>>33959608
>It will just happen because they put themselves in situations where they meet new people.
these situations make me so anxious that i start sweating bullets, even though i'm on prozac. what now?
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>>33959793
Take a couple shots of ole smokey blue flame. Be sure to drink a diet soda to get the booze off your breath though.
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>>33959804
yeah but then i start oversharing and saying off the cuff shit and people start looking at me weird. also i can just drink in the peace, quiet, and comfort of my own home
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>>33959807
Take enough to loosen up but not enough to act retarded. 1 or 2 shots max.
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>>33959783
>>33959785
You two have zero critical thinking skills. You don't stop wanting a girlfriend. That's impossible. You just can't join a social activity JUST to find a girlfriend because it will be obvious to everyone around you and it will creep the girls out like nothing else. If you're only there to find a girlfriend, then you shouldn't be there, period.
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>>33959823
but literally the only reason why i'd join a social activity is to find a girlfriend, because by themselves social activities are inherently stressful and off-putting to me
>If you're only there to find a girlfriend, then you shouldn't be there, period.
so what you're saying is that i should continue to hermitmaxx?
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>>33959793
>these situations make me so anxious that i start sweating bullets, even though i'm on prozac. what now?
The same way you deal with any phobia or mental issue. Desensitization. Put yourself into low stress, low stakes social environments and expose yourself to it until you're not so nervous anymore. You think socialization just comes naturally to anyone? It doesn't. There's a reason why they're called social "skills." You have to practice, get good at it, and if you don't socialize for a while, those skills will get rusty. That's what happened to millions of normies after the Coronavirus lockdowns. They had to re-practice their social skills and acclimate to being around people again.
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>>33959835
>You think socialization just comes naturally to anyone? It doesn't.
"humans are social creatures"
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>>33959823
But theres no other reason I would ever do that. A better question would be, how do I actually convince normies I genuinely enjoy their gay ass activity?
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>>33959845
>how do I actually convince normies I genuinely enjoy their gay ass activity?
I'll say what I said before:
>This isn't a video game. You can't just figure out the right combination of buttons to push to make the sex come out, and if that's how you approach this, it's super obvious and creepy to everyone around you.
Human social interaction isn't a video game you can win by pushing the right combination of buttons. It's something you have to learn by doing. If you don't enjoy the activity, it will be obvious, because you won't be interacting with people and the activity itself the way a normal person would.

>>33959840
>"humans are social creatures"
That doesn't mean what you think it does. What that means is that humans have evolved to want to be part of the "in" group because if people don't like you and they exclude you from the group, you're more likely to get eaten by a sabretooth tiger. There's a reason why loneliness is painful even to people who don't like being around people. That doesn't mean that putting on a socially acceptable persona (which everyone does) and interacting in social situations comes naturally to people. It's a skill you learn, not something you're born with.
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>>33959861
>Human social interaction isn't a video game you can win by pushing the right combination of buttons. It's something you have to learn by doing. If you don't enjoy the activity, it will be obvious, because you won't be interacting with people and the activity itself the way a normal person would.
i shouldn't have to act like a turbonormie to have some companionship in this life. that's fucked up
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>>33959861
so how would a normal person do it you stupid nigger?
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>>33959864
>i shouldn't have to act like a turbonormie to have some companionship in this life. that's fucked up
Everyone puts on a socially acceptable persona. It's just like wearing clothes. Would you want to approach and try to make friends with some retard who insisted on going around naked in public because he thought wearing clothes made him a "turbonormie?" Of course not. You'd rightfully stay the hell away from that mentally deranged retard. That's how people see you if you don't wear a socially acceptable persona. You can take the persona off eventually, once you get close to people, but you can't walk around naked and just expect people to accept you like that. What I'm saying here is that even normies "mask."
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>>33959875
>Everyone puts on a socially acceptable persona.
bullshit normies are just inherently like that
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>>33959868
By being genuinely interested in the activity, and the people involved. It's really just that simple. If you go into it just looking for a girlfriend, it will be painfully obvious. You have to want to do the activity and interact with people just for the sake of it, not because you're looking for a girlfriend. If you approach a girl in the hiking club or whatever, she'll notice the way your eyes drift over her body. She'll notice that you only try to make "friends" with the girls. She'll notice that you're shit at the activity and don't really enjoy it. And she'll avoid you like the fucking plague because she knows there's something wrong with you, that you have ulterior motives, that you're acting like a predator. It doesn't matter if you have no intention of raping her or if you're a "nice" guy. She'll instinctively avoid you, as will everyone else.
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>>33959890
thats why I wear sunglasses everywhere like the terminator. as long as my head is pointed in the right place nobody can tell what my eyes are doing.
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>>33959890
nta but i can't reign in my gut-level, immediate reactions you stupid motherfucker
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>>33959881
LOL no they're not. Do you think normies have small talk with their family members, with their spouses? Small talk is one aspect of the social persona people cultivate. It's one of the first things to vanish once you get close to someone. If you think normies' social persona is real, well, then you might just be an autist. Since autists don't wear a social persona, they assume no one else is wearing one either. But the truth is EVERYONE is wearing one.
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>>33959898
>But the truth is EVERYONE is wearing one.
so then why does the human race even do this stupid song and dance
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>>33959907
>so then why does the human race even do this stupid song and dance
For the same reason why when you approach someone eating at a table, you ASK to sit down. The entire purpose of social lubrication is to avoid violence. It also helps avoid just pissing people off in general, or making them uncomfortable, thereby causing them to exclude you from the group, which results in you getting eaten by a sabretooth tiger. The people who didn't learn these social skills were more likely to die, either due to violence from their own kind (other humans), or violence due to predators.
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>>33959915
I love violence though, I got jacked so I can kick normie ass. Still no gf tho
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>>33959915
>The entire purpose of social lubrication is to avoid violence. It also helps avoid just pissing people off in general, or making them uncomfortable, thereby causing them to exclude you from the group, which results in you getting eaten by a sabretooth tiger.
okay that makes sense. but if this many people struggle with it, surely there has to be a better way
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>>33959927
>okay that makes sense. but if this many people struggle with it, surely there has to be a better way
Of course there's another way. Whether it's "better" or not is for you to decide. Look at Zoomers/Gen Alpha. ZERO social skills, and they're completely dysfunctional. They're more comfortable texting you even if they're sitting right next to you than looking up from their phones and talking to you. Still, women are more social than men, even Zoomer/Gen Alpha girls. They have to be, because while men can rely on their skills and their strength, women have to rely on social manipulation. That's why Zoomer/Gen Alpha girls are more attracted to older men, but at the same time their minds have been poisoned by old hateful feminists to think that any age gap larger than 2 years is pedophilia. That's why the suicide rate for Zoomer/Gen Alpha girls is so high. They're alone and their men are complete social retards, so all they have is social media and other girls their age to interact with.
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>>33959944
motherfucker i AM a zoomer (1999)
>They're more comfortable texting you even if they're sitting right next to you than looking up from their phones and talking to you.
this is me to a T. maybe i'm just flattering myself but i'm very charismatic over text, but when i'm meeting new people in person i completely freeze up
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>>33958411
You’re such a fucking loser holy shit. Develop an alcohol or drug habit
>start going to dive bars
>take a shot as soon as you get there
>drink 2 beers
>no conversations started?
>go to next bar and repeat until you make friends/have sex or wake up in a random place hungover
If you try my method you will 100% have been inside a woman within the next 6 months. Or you can become a coke dealer and extort women for sex. Word of warning, you’ll hate life even more if you use this cheat code. Cocaine and women, what could go wrong?
>everything
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>>33959973
>Develop an alcohol or drug habit
i have both of these and i will be a 27 year old khv in a few months. these things have absolutely zero bearing on your social skills and romantic experience
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>>33959973
how do I be a coke dealer? I hate women already, ill lace that shit with fent
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>>33959955
>motherfucker i AM a zoomer (1999)
If you learn social skills, you'll be absolutely drowning in pussy, seriously. Girls your age would give anything for a guy their age who isn't a social retard.
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>>33959985
but unironically what if i get told no. that's a fate arguably worse than death
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>>33959979
Drinking at home doesn’t count faggot
>>33959982
Buy three baggies. Snort one of them for social lubrication, use the other to sample product with your new coke frens, sell the last. Congrats
>you are now a nigger
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>>33959987
>"Drinking at home doesn’t count faggot"
>nooooo using substances doesn't count if you use them in this one specific location!!!
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>>33959987
>Buy three baggies
where? from whom?
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>>33959986
I couldn’t stand being told no until I got drunk a bunch of times and made an ass of myself. I realized it doesn’t matter and once I incorporated that bit of new info into my life I I immediately began having luck with women. Women will literally fuck anything if they think you believe you’re hotshit and don’t give a fuck. Stop being a faggot and go live life. Losers keep losing and winners keep winning. Drop the woe is me faggotry or I’ll rape it out of you homo
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>>33959991
Exactly, how did you know what I said without having said it?
>>33959996
You’re doing the equivalent of asking to be spoonfed sauce on 4chan. How about you lurk moar irl dipshit. Maybe that’s why people can’t stand you and you have no friends because you’re a literal newfag with no sense of culture or understanding. You just post/live life without paying attention
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>>33959997
i'd rather die in the heat of battle than get told no by a girl. unironically i think if i was a muzzie living in europe in the early 2010s theres a solid chance i would have joined ISIS and gotten vaporized by an f-15 or su-25 in the deserts of syria
>fuck as many women as you want and ride around the desert with your bros in mad max style trucks
sounds like fun
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>>33960000
>Exactly, how did you know what I said without having said it?
what the fuck did you mean by this
>How about you lurk moar irl dipshit.
WHERE
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>>33960004
Why? Women are retarded brother. They’re literally not worth speaking to. I’ve fucked dozens and I’ve cheated on my current wife with multiple women. Women are dumb as fuck and like to be treated like shit. Not even dogs like being treated like shit.
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>>33960007
>but how do I reverse image search?!?!?
>where the fuck do people who do coke go for recreation?!
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>>33960009
>Women are retarded brother.
so if they reject me (which they inevitably will) i must be REALLY bad then
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>>33960012
your first greentext has zero relation to the second. i literally do not know the answer to the second
>just go to the club bro
out of the question
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>>33960014
I just said they’re retarded. Would you reason with a retard? No? Then why are you using logic with women?
>>33960019
Club/bar/festival. Try a festival. Better yet, why not hire a prostitute? You don’t even have to fuck you can just pay her to listen to your bullshit or have her massage you or whatever you want. That would 100% help you get through the stigma. Escortalligator is your best bet.
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>>33960029
>I just said they’re retarded. Would you reason with a retard? No? Then why are you using logic with women?
because they don't literally have downs, ergo they're not quite fully retarded
>Club/bar/festival. Try a festival.
no friends to go with
>Escortalligator is your best bet.
alright, is that on the regular internet?
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>>33960033
Here I’ll help spoonfeed you, open your mouth and say ahhhhhh :)
>1. Click the search bar
>2. Type in: Escortalligator
>3. Find your city
>4. Look through the women
>5. Find one that doesn’t look like a scam
>6. Setup a meeting (They’ll even suck you off in your car!)
>7. Meet woman, give her money, she does whatever you pay her to do
What else do you need before you begin your grand journey Mr main character? Anything my npc ass can help you with or you got it from here?
>no friends for music festival
Half of the people there are friendless losers. They just go to do drugs. You’ll fit right in :)



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