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male anons this could be you if you were less stupid and more cute
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>>33974305
>if you were less stupid and more cute
pass
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>>33974298

>Talking about height.
>I'm 5'6
>Girl accusing me of lying cos apparently she's 5'6 but is taller than me.
>Little bit of back and forth accusing me of being 5'4
>She then makes a comment about mehaving 6'4 energy

Is that a good thing or just joking/banter?
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>>33974305
I'm trying my best. It'll be a while before I meet the teats I seek
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Men, can you sens vocaroos of yourselves cumming?
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>>33974314
That’s a pretty good example of negging, breaking you down in order to build you back up with her in psychological control over you. At the very least, it’s disrespectful behavior. At the most, she enjoys to sadistically dominate guys.
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I am drinking rum while watching a woman talk about that egypt cat gooner meme on Youtube.
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What proportion of women have been in a MMF threesome?
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Women hate me.
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>>33974368
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less than porn and redpillers would lead you to believe
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Women how would you react if you learned that the guy you’re dating’s entire playlist consist of eminem song sang by ai Adolf Hitler?
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Any high-value men here?
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>>33974373
they don't hate you, they probably just don't care about you.
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>>33974379
m
i wonder what's the exact value of such man
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>>33974368
50%, maybe more
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>>33974379
I do consider myself to have quite a lot of value.
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Girls, why do you work when you could be free like pic rel? Just do porn
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>>33974381
I've seen those disgusted looks.
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>>33974379
>i will teach you how to become a high value man
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>>33974391
>eyes already dead inside
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Women, are you kissable?
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>>33974391
I hate simps more than I hate whores tbqh
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>>33974401
I love the Simpson!
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>>33974379
Am i a high value woman?

>Ugly
>Top university STEM nerd
>5'10
>Jewish
>32DD
>Mentally ill
>Virgin
>Daddy Issues
>Also very ugly

i must be worth millions
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Gender
Do you hate boomers who destroyed everything, so now you live in this cursed world? Or do you forgive them because they had good intentions but were too blinded by self-righteousness that they fucked everything up?
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Women, would you date a catalyst converter’s theft?
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>>33974411
No such thing as a virgin woman.
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Gender
Do you ever get paranoid about the amount of stuff you share online?
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>>33974305
are you8 calling me underage you sick fuck? Nonce cunt.
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>a coworker lets her husband go to a bar regularly
Do you really need to be this much of a cuck, pickme and pushover for a moid to get married nowadays?
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>>33974411
Collect your billionaire boyfriend right now! Don't let your memes be just dreams, being ugly doesn't matter and in fact it might be even a positive thing if you look at Caroline Ellison or Elizabeth Holmes!
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>>33974379
no
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>>33974417
M
I don't care. I don't even close my door anymore. Even thieves don't care about me, just like anyone else. So why bother?
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>>33974421
He’s calling you a pussy!
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yesterday i touched grass and went to the zoo. femanons, aren't they cute?
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When you feel suicidal so you set up a first date on a hike through a remote area but he doesn't even kill you just gives a stern talking to about how disappointed he is that you agreed to something so dangerous and says it gave him the ick and makes you walk back 20 feet behind him
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Normalfags are genetically inclined to be rude and disrespectful.
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>>33974433
I love a zoo. But the amount of couples there makes me sick. I just want to look at animals, not at lovemaking monkeys.
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>>33974433
They ARE very cute!
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>>33974443
Cringe if male
Based if female
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>>33974334
No.
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>>33974446
You can even pretend if you want!
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Men.
Is it normal for a guy who has had male and female friends to like the posts of those old female friends when he has a gf? Or is he attempting to cheat? In general?
Friends from high school and such.
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male anons is putting a stick on my laptop that says im a virgin a viable way to get cute guys to ask me out?
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>>33974304
No. Those women just suck, just as men who are similar exist and suck.
My boyfriend vents to me often and I make and buy him gifts because I love him so much. And vice versa, although he makes me food instead of buys me things. Regardless you SHOULD feel cared about and listened to and supported. The whole "both doing 50/50 but always shooting to be the one doing 60 in a 60/40" is a good rule.
And no you don't have to be perfect to deserve it. Good luck, anon. Please love yourself.
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>>33974451
it's normal, you have to tell him you don't like it, men are autistic
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>>33974451
Stop being such a paranoid bitch?
Assuming hes a reasonable guy its just courtesy among friends to like each others posts.
However given femanons track record in picking men ITT you are probably in for a rude awakening.
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>>33974314
She wants it.
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>>33974457
You are going to get exclusively predators going after your tight fresh snatch
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>>33974457
if by cute you mean indians, yes
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If I graze my fingers over my skin a bunch of white pods/grains come up.
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>>33974468
normal
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>>33974467
okay nevermind im a cs major
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>>33974468
You have a parasite.
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>>33974450
https://vocaroo.com/11Iq0KZR88ot
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Women, can you send vocaroos of yourselves cumming?
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I won't waste my time with them anymore.
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>>33974459
Well if he just means it in a platonic way it's fine.
Weirdly if I were dating a lesbian I would pay no second thought to it. I am more guarded about male behaviour.
>>33974460
Yeah, I guess it's just a friend thing. He does the same to his male friends, and they almost all live in different countries from my bf.
I don't know if he counts as reasonable, but even the most normal person can cheat. I am wary of everything. He does a lot to accommodate and reassure me though.
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>>33974458
There is no girl in the world for me, it's all survivorship bias. Most of them are incredibly selfish and shallow, and I've already lost my patience trying to find that one girl who is actually nice, not incredibly ugly, and not mentally ill. How much more money must I spend on pointless grooming and stupid dates just to weed out that one girl who may not even exist? It's all pointless. I should never have tried and should have just gone to a prostitute instead. I would be much happier and wealthier. At least they're able to act like they're interested in me if I pay them enough.
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>>33974411
Are you okay dating a gentile?
Idk if id ever convert to judaism but i dont mind if our kids are raised jewish.
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>>33974488
Reasonable =/= Normal
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>>33974411
Post tits
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>>33974411
How many femanons here are jewish?
I feel like there are so many

Why are jewish girls so hot even if they arent hot. Maybe its the high iq
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>>33974334
How would I sense them? I haven't made any.
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>>33974391
Why do of whores always derss so trashy?
Like they are always wearing slides or something like that.
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Has anyone ever played the French Game la machine à Caca?
Basically you select various food item and it tell you what your poop will look like.
https://www.poopeegames.com/la-machine-a-caca/
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>>33974495
i did months ago

>>33974496
i dunno but i hate it, it makes me ugly. I wish i was french or german
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>>33974498
You look at vocaroo code and you get a sens of weither or not it is a man cumming, before you even click it!
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>>33974503
>i did months ago
Link?
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>>33974495
she did and then she had a mental breakdown over nobody caring
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Franz Kafka looks eerily like Chris Moltisanti
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>>33974508
A literal who looks like some other literal who?? Wow!!
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>>33974511
Wow, double uncultured
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>>33974503
>i dunno but i hate it, it makes me ugly. I wish i was french or german

Being jewish unironically makes you attractive even if you are less physically attractive. Every guy wishes they had a jewish gf except jewish guys for some reason.
For better or for worse all jewish girls glow up a lot after college.
Are you pro-israel?
What kind of daddy issues?
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>>33974457
the only men who care deeply about your virginity are low tier predators and not people you want to date
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What the fuck
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>>33974515
hamas detected
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i didn't think i could hate another femanon more than myao but kittenposter's pitywhoring is endless
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I got shampoo in my eyes
It’s over
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Why does my sperm smell weird when I have the flu?
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>>33974517
t. roastie
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….
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>>33974489
stop forcing it and just let fate happen. you are wasting your time looking for love, live your life authentically and make genuine connections, and eventually you will find love.
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>>33974411
Wow, we are very similar, but I am 32C and 5'4.5
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>>33974525
do you drink some medicine, zinc or something?
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>>33974304
no, that just sounds like doing chores
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>>33974483
Crickets
Femanons are greedy
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>>33974526
t. bitter chinless manlet
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>>33974411
What happened with dad?
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>>33974515
>For better or for worse all jewish girls glow up a lot after college.
I hope, i glowed up a lot last year when i was 19 though

>Are you pro-israel?
Not really

>What kind of daddy issues?
My mentally ill dad left me and my mom and when i visit i watch his anger issues ass abuse everyone around him
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>>33974527
Yes.
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>>33974304
Sounds familiar
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>>33974391
F
I can buy a house right now. I just don't want to live alone. I live with my mom right now. When I am married I will move in with my husband.
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Is this cheating behaviour?
>bf was in ldr with asexual girl
>never official, they just both liked each other and talked a ton
>at one point they began talking less
>he started sexting another woman (also long distance) at this time
>asexual woman broke it off and he ended it with the other one
>asexual woman never knew he was doing this
I'm trying to make a judgement on if he would repeat this, if it is even an offense? Or does it demonstrate poor character anyway?
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>>33974533
Oh yeah, I took a few spoons of buckley.
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>>33974304
no. pick better women to be with, retard
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>>33974539
Yeah you're still young. You are jewish. You have to use your jew powers for a modeling contract. You got the height. Leanmaxx and you will likely start being really pretty in you mid-late 20s. No need to rush things. You seem high value woman to me if you stop sulking so much.
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>>33974368
not me. the only threesome i've had was FFF
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>>33974556
she's trans bro. read between the lines
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>>33974549
It is cheating behavior. Just because she's asexual doesn't give him an excuse to disrespect her. He could've dumped her if he wanted to go sext. Why he didn't, is your answer
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>>33974304
Let me guess you're late 20s+ and dating someone close to 18?
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>>33974549
i have no idea why people assume they're in relation when they chat online, must be modern thing, in the old times you had to make it official to count
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my mind is healing, surprisingly.
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>>33974537
>literal senior citizen
>left me and my mother when i was 6
>Moved across the country
>Every time i visited him id watch him abuse my grandfather
>Yells at everyone
>Abuses everyone around him except for me because im his only biological child
>Has Aspergers and bipolar
>Super aspergers, like steve jobs aspergers but he's not rich
>doesnt know how to take a fucking hint, how to consider others, how to
>Got replaced with a fat WoW player
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>>33974549
>I'm trying to make a judgement on if he would repeat this, if it is even an offense? Or does it demonstrate poor character anyway?
F
yes, once a cheater, always a cheater. Break it off. Sexting is a MAJOR red flag btw.
Don't let m*n fool you into thinking otherwise. Let them prude shame.
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>>33974549
was he in a relationship or not? sounds to me like he's glossing over details or outright lying. how did she break it off if they were never together? if she was asexual what were they even doing? just saying i love you back and forth? sounds like a liar and a bad storyteller.
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>>33974334
I can catbox or post on /gif/ or /soc/ if you want
[spoiler]Only if you do the same femanon[/spoiler]
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>>33974556
what like anorexia? Idk i lost a lot of weight idk if itll look good
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>>33974314
I did this to my bf but I fetishize tiny men and he did lie about being 5'5" and not 5'3", and I am autism-tier blunt and straightforward. And his personality is indeed massive. Ask her if she likes short guys, especially if she's just a forward sort of person.
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This Ukrainian asmrist is so cute
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>>33974564
Oh. I'm like 10 years older than you at least, you should talk to someone about this. I can say from experience the wound never heals by itself. You aren't as happy as you could be so take a different path regarding this.
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>>33974529
What does it even mean to live authentically? I work 9 to 5 at a job I hate with passion, but without money I won't be able to survive. There is no one to connect with at work, and when I return home I barely have the energy for anything. If I don't look for a girl, I will stay miserable without any human I could connect to. I'm not against friends, but it's actually even harder because there are dating apps but no friend app. This, and staying in shape, consumes all my time, leaving only a speck of time and energy for my hobbies. And this is it. This is all my life. Nothing good will ever happen, and someday it will be over.
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Men
How can you tell a woman ia not a virgin?
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>>33974572
No. Idk your weight.
Just be healthy.
Work out. Squat. Stay lean. Being lean makes you attractive. Not skinny.
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>>33974579
Same way every woman can tell if a man is a virgin
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People are selling my old digital camera on eBay as a "vintage digital camera"
The point and shoot camera I took vacation photos with is now y2k vintage vibes to someone paying full price for it over a decade later
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>>33974579
I have magical eyes. I can tell if you did something just by looking at you.
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>>33974400
Mhm
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>>33974583
Oji-san you’re getting old. Me too.
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>>33974579
Tattoos
Acrylics
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>>33974580
Im 159lb so my bmi is around 23

I want to squat, i used to squat and pulldown a lot when i was still at home and i actually grew out my biceps and quads slightly, not like a lot but enough that my roommate saw me brushing my teeth, ignored my flabby arm skin, and she was like "oh wow you have biceps"

I want to go back to doing it but its hard when i live in the dorm
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>>33974489
>>33974578
forget all the advice you are hearing

You need to looksmax. You see those looksmaxer tiktok fags? Well, they are right. You need to looksmax. That will be the best ROI for any guy.
Take testosterone, take minoxodil,cialis, accutane, retatrutide etc.
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>>33974483
No. Because he has only had sex with me in the dream I just had.
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>>33974588
>Acrylics
Elaborate
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>>33974579
virgin = shrinking body language and autistic vibe
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>>33974587
I'm enjoying it, don't get me wrong. But occasionally stuff like this just gives me great pause
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>>33974590
It's ok. You have time. You could lose some weight. Don't starvemaxx but just eat a bit better. Don't listen to the blackpillers who say women are expired at 22 or whatever. A woman is most desirable in mid-late 20s. Look at every actress peaks. it's usually this age. The reason 22 is said because most women let themselves go. I would say mid-late 20s is peak for both genders but if you start taking care of yourself it can be extended to early 30s.

Anyway, you said you're a stem nerd. That's cool. it's attractive to many rich guys that aren't shallow. contrary to manosphere nonsense, an educated, smart woman is very attractive. ygmi
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>>33974593
Those massive fucking nails.
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>>33974588
NTA but I have acrylics and I am a virgin and 26 years old
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Women believe that the majority of rape goes unreported, except when it's male victims of female pedos, then it's just made-up fetish scenarios and we should believe the official statistical ratio of male to female abusers. Ignore the fact that male victims are far less likely to tell anybody, especially when the abuser was a woman. Women will always defend other women no matter what, do you ever seen men defending male pedos or male criminals? Nope, if anything women are the ones who want to release them from prisons. Most elderly abuse is also women. Women just love punching down on things significantly weaker than them, don't they? Say what you want about male violence rates, but that vast majority of male violence is targeted against other young armed violent men, it's almost entirely gang related. Men pick fights with other dangerous men, women beat up on babies and senior citizens.
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>>33974599
im fat?

>A woman is most desirable in mid-late 20s
>ygmi
thank you anon
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>>33974560
They were never confirmed exclusive is the thing. In part because she is asexual (and I've cyber stalked her enough to confirm this).
It does bother me. But I also did something similar when I was in a situationship with a guy who would go on dates with me, but never touch me and wouldn't be my bf despite liking me (he saw me as a pure virgin while he fucked around). I went on other dates during our semi-romantic friendship. But he did know about it. Was that cheating?
>>33974562
Yeah, I'm unsure of the technicalities. I dated someone long distance but we stated it as exclusive so it was. Idk.
>>33974569
You would designate this as cheating?
I have also sexted in a LDR before, so once again don't want to judge something when I've done similar.
>>33974570
They didn't agree to a relationship. He liked her, he got signs she liked him, and they were best online friends. She blocked him because he tried to talk to her sexually.
She is indeed asexual, and I have found and read old comments they made to each other during this timeline. They definitely spoke less around the time he was contacting the other woman.
As a note, he was 17-20 throughout all of this.

I don't know. He said before that he's okay if I wanted to reach out to her, but that was when I was just retroactively jealous. Now I have real questions and concerns. Should I? Girl code? I'd be very open if a woman reached out about my ex. I just want to confirm the nature of the relationship. I have intent to marry this man.
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>>33974607
Idk how you carry it. I also don't know what someone your height should weight. I think Taylor Swift is about 5'11 and looked really skinny (bad) in 1989 era. She got a bit fat before the Eras tour. She's looking really good now. Hope that helps.
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>>33974591
I know. I already do it. Women'sadviceis generally useless. What's the point of waiting? Life is not a TVseries, and I'm not the main protagonist. There is no grand fate waiting for me, especially because I'm a man. If Idon'tapproach anyone orlooksmaxx, no onewillapproach me. It justdoesn'thappen any other way.
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>>33974598
yeah iktf
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>>33974609
>I have also sexted in a LDR before, so once again don't want to judge something when I've done similar.

Why did you do it?
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>>33974599
>late 20s
>women are most desirable when 90% of her eggs are gone.
Simpin’ ain’t easy
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>>33974606
You think anybody could ever love someone like you?
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Where online can you see pretty women without there being coom bait?
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>>33974616
I found her hot and she was my LDR girlfriend. I wanted to have sex with her.
I also sext with my bf frequently when we are apart.
Essentially I have a high libido and date high libido people.
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>>33974617
Just think about your celeb crushes throughout the years. For me the celebrity peaked in their mid-late 20s.

The caveat is you're working out and fit. Most people let themselves go. And the cope from men saying "men age like wine" is also crazy. Peak for both genders is the same. 24-33.
You see it in sports too, especially fighting (UFC)
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>>33974487
Please don't, anon.
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Love women from head to toe. Love absolutely everything about them
face, lips, eyes, neck, shoulders, knees, toes, hands, arms, legs etc.
EVERYTHING
except the pussy, its so offputting
God must've played a sick joke when he made me
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Both men and women peak in their thirties.
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>>33974625
>I found her
I'm confused. Are you not the original poster? Are you a girl or boy.
I find this to be unforgivable personally. Break up with a person.
And saying you have high libido as an excuse is like a fat person saying they have a big appetite.

You have no self control and that is a major red flag. If anyone told me they cheated in the past i would not trust them with anything. Not even friendship. Maybe you deserve this cheating bf.
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>>33974579
if she breathes
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Women how would you feel if a male friend started calling you babe?
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Should I get 40 piece nuggets at mcdonalds for 12 dollars or 50 piece spicy nuggets at wendys for 15 dollars?

I found out wendys no longer gives bbq sauce
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>>33974631
I can definitely see how every aspect of my life is on an upward trajectory and will be better at 30–except for finding a girlfriend.
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My cousin just had a miscarriage
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>>33974631
Men are literally balding and losing their sex drive
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State gender. How many people here don't want kids ?

I feel like people are actually finally believe me when I say I don't want them. Your 30s are awesome.
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>>33974632
I'm a genuinely bisexual woman.
Yeah, you do make a good point. Even if they weren't exclusive, if he liked her wouldn't he be monogamous out of a sense of love? Or at least tell her? I told my ex who wouldn't date me officially whenever I went on dates.
A part of me wonders of she actually refused to date him, though. So many unanswered questions. Maybe I will follow up with him, or reach out to her.
>you have no self-control
Aw, come on man. I'm catching strays now for sexting in monogamous relationships I assumed would end in marriage.
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>>33974640
That's rough, sorry.
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>>33974636
Go to the store buy a loaf of bread and cheese and meat and lettuce and stuff and make four sandwiches
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>>33974641
Speak for yourself.
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>>33974635
Very uncomfortable. I don't have male friends anyway. I assume you mean acquaintance.
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>>33974640
What do you mean you lost the baby? go find it
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>>33974640
Hopefully she can just try again. She never got to meet it.
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>>33974631
I'm in my late 20s and the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't want to speed everything up, but nothing good will ever happen to me. It will gradually get worse and worse.
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>>33974645
No.
I think I will go to the diner and eat an 8 oz burger with fries. That's about 8 dollars.
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>>33974647
let's split the difference and say friendquaintance.
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>>33974613
>I also don't know what someone your height should weight

Weighing 159lb at 5'10 is the same BMI as 129 at 5'3

So if you consider 129 fat for the average woman
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Is it weird if I don’t like pets. Like taking care of a pet.
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>>33974654
Okay thats better than 45 disgusting nuggets
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>>33974631
Just because there are multiple 30 year old women I'd fuck doesn't mean that's true.
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>>33974640
That's rough. Sorry, anon.
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>>33974373
That's an interesting variation
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>>33974646
About a quarter of men begin to go bald by the time they're 30
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>>33974596
>virgin = shrinking body language and autistic vibe
Wrong my friend does the same and she is everything but virgin
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Femanons, I'm going to start calling you babe.
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>>33974658
No I'm the same. I don't like having to take care of other living things in general.
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Where do Indian get all those fake driving liscences for trucks?
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>>33974666
I already have a nickname in mind for a certain femanon but can't use it yet since I don't want to be a little freak.
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>>33974379
I'm confused

What's the point of being a high value male if you can't have kids due to complications from a vasectomy actually being irreversible?
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>>33974642
M, I don't, but it's more because I'm a nutcase so it just feels irresponsible to become a parent
Kinda sucks because I love kids (not in that way...) but I'm satisfied being a crazy cat uncle
>>33974636
Go Wendy's and just buy some BBQ sauce from the store
>>33974630
>except the pussy, its so offputting
not when your face is in it
>>33974626
>Just think about your celeb crushes throughout the years
*thinks about 50yo MILFs I have a crush on*
>>33974578
Maybe you need to look for another job if your current one makes you miserable
Iktf, I can't hold down a 9 to 5, I'm a freeter
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>>33974626
scarlett johansson in lost in translation is orders of magnitudes more attractive than when she got to 30. Anything else is cope.
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>>33974670
which one?
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>>33974669
Cali.
Btw people always shit on the jeet men, but the women are terrible too. They're shy around men but I find they're very rude to other women. I've chewed out a few.
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>>33974672
To please women while their fat low value husbands are working overtime
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>>33974667
Do you think that extends to kids? I guess it’s a case by case basis sort of thing. I get worried sometimes that I have no feelings or capacity for love or some shit
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Why cant I go on Facebook without doing a video face verification? Are they smoking crack?
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>>33974640
RIP, hope she's ok
>>33974631
It's all gone downhill in my 20s kek
>>33974579
I can't
>>33974508
Chris had a baddie gf though wheresa Kakfa was a mentalcel
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>>33974678
For me definitely. I had a retarded brother growing up. Horrible experience. I could never be bothered with that shit as an adult.
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>>33974674
I love that movie
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Women
Lets say a man cold approaches you
What would he do in order to creep you out?
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>>33974656
yeah its relatively fat assuming you don't have much muscle.

Gina is 143 lbs here at 5'8.
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>>33974666
I really hate being called any variation of the word "baby" desu
>666
Begone, Satan
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>>33974480
FL Studio Tom & Jerry beat-ahh SFX
>>33974441
>gives a stern talking to about how disappointed he is that you agreed to something so dangerous and says it gave him the ick and makes you walk back 20 feet behind him
What?? What a jackass lmao
Hope you're alright tho lol
>>33974417
I used to but I don't care aanymore lol
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>>33974682
Aaa, I’m sorry. Yeah idk how I would even act in that kind of situation. Feel like I would run away
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women, how accurate is this?
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>>33974684
Cold approaching is already creepy by every definition
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>>33974532
Pls tell me you’re cute. Do you want a 6’5 bf? I play StarCraft 2 and MTG, I make like $90k~ per year, 25 years old
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>>33974684
He's already creeping me out, I guess I'd downgrade the threat level if he just asked a question or had some other good reason for talking to me
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>>33974689
>blitzcrank that low
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>>33974689
nag
this is complete nonsense only thresh saves on the first row
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woah woah woah we got STARCRAFT players on /atoga/?
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>>33974356
based, link to the vid?
>>33974334
I'll do it for 5 bucks
>>33974305
I envy the kot
>>33974314
just sounds like playful bantz
in my exp usually if a girl wants to compare heights and stand back to back, she wants it
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>>33974688
I thought about it. I held my ground from a young age that I would never be responsible for him and my parents took the hint at least.
>>
Is it normal to want to smell your own excrement?
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>>33974696
unfortunately
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>>33974696
I listen to brood war’s ost every day
>>
I wish I was more drunk
i wish i was so drunk i could not type
any
more
i wish i had heroin so i cou
i wish i had cocaine to keep me up
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>>33974696
/atoga/ plays more video games than /v/
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>>33974696
babbyraces only, probably
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>>33974658
nah, caring for a pet is effort, not for everyone
>>33974666
come to bongland, everyone calls each other babe
>>33974674
personally I think she's hotter now in her 40s
>>33974680
well, it is called *Face*book tbf...
>>33974704
real but I'm being good tonight and not drinking
ok maybe one beer...
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>>33974689
i dont know what those are
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>>33974673
>I can't hold down a 9 to 5
I also can't stand this. I don't know why I thought I would be able to put up with white collar bullshit while being a child of the streets. My calling is to be a scammy fortune teller who will tell a rich landwhale that the Pisces is in a conjunction, and this means her chad husband cheats on her (not because she's a rich old landwhale and he's a chad, obviously, it's the stars that tell me)
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>>33974673
>not when your face is in it
Id actually start swinging if that was placed next to my face
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>>33974696
6 foot 5 inch tall zerg grandmaster report in’ in
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>>33974691
I think I am cute.
I have a bf sorry.
6'5 would be way too tall for me anyway. You should date a tall girl like 5'10+.

Also idrc how much people make. I make more than prob 99.9% of men.
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>>33974676
Quebec and Ontario have the same problems, illegal Indians getting in with fake drivers liscence putting everyone in danger, because they don’t know how to park a truck!

How are their women? Fucked any?
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>>33974716
I'm a women. No. Mean, think they're better than you. Get really weasely when you confront them. Just spineless all around.
>>
I hate woketards
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>>33974642
m
i want them, i'll just never get them
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>>33974564
I wanna wife you and take care of you. (not simping)
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>>33974707
Die in a fire.
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>>33974714
>I have a bf sorry.
Yeah I’m not surprised
>5’10 woman
Idk about that lol, I like my shortstacks but if I could get a fit Korean gf that’s like 5’7 or 5’8 and has big titties, I’d be very happy.
>I make more than prob 99.9% of men.
What do you do and how much do you make?
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>>33974721
What do you think is the worst thing about them?
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>>33974685
Please dont call me fat right before thanksgiving while im relaxing at my parents
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>>33974643
Sorry I am confused.
I thought you said you sexted someone else while in a relationship.

My apologies. Anyone who cheats is always going to be a cheater in my book. Especially m*n
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I want to marry Cat Poster and have sex with cat poster
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>>33974731
Not die in a fire, narcshit.
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>>33974733
>Especially m*n
let's not pretend serial cheater women are any better lol
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>>33974734
ok cat poster
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>>33974724
>swinging what, your dong?
Fists. Its actually super serious. I dont want it near my face
>>
Manons should marry femanons
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>>33974735
>Not die in a fire
you got a lighter then bud?
>>33974734
she'd prolly reject you for not being over 6 foot and a frat boy
>>33974738
why are you gae?
>>33974739
these hoez don't want us
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>>33974739
Holy fuck no
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>>33974731
>I used to sell fake driving liscences
If anyone died, you are fully responsible!
>>
think im going to buy an old lighter
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>>33974674
Scarjo peak was Ironman 2 and Avengers 1. (26-28)
It's evident because that's when she was most popular too and getting so many roles.

You're coping
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>>33974640
I'm sorry for her. That's extremely sad.
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>>33974744
I should probably drive to the gas station and get a drink.

got a light
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>>33974743
no one died (I hope)
also just general IDs and stuff, you still need other paperwork for driving if you get pulled over I'm pretty sure
>you are fully responsible
surely the person illegally driving is responsible kek
>>
where are all the skinny women at dude? it's bleak rn
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>>33974684
Do that and
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>>33974739
I don't think women here like men
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>>33974305
I'm not a cat
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>>33974724
>crime but it does pay tbf
I don't really want to do crimes that could get me into trouble, but stuff like crypto scams or AI scams, why not? When I eventually get fired or quit because I would be 9mm close to suicide or homicide, I would do it.
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>>33974741
I literally spelled out that I find women attractive in their entirety EXCEPT for this small part
Im not attracted to men in any way
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>>33974689
I do not know the game that well, but I would say if he plays the one in the bottom right that looks like me that he's not gay.
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Where do I find an alt asian tomboy gf?
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>>33974733
It's okay I was a bit unclear, but no I'm very against cheating. I just thought you meant any sexting is bad behavior.
But yes I agree. I will ask him why it was never exclusive and get the full story from him first. He was a bit ashamed when he first told me they never "really" dated, so there may be a missing piece.

If she assumed they were exclusive I will judge him more harshly like you, but if not I can't blame him for trying to get something real while in a sexless situationship. This is my decision. Thank you anons for being my sounding board.
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I thought chin tucks were just some stupid online fad but holy fuck they actually work really well

my jawline is crazy now
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>>33974696
Yes
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>>33974748
comfy.

wish i could give u a light.
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>>33974764
Link? Can girls do them
>>
Men, what soft food should I eat?
>>
>>33974751
are you skinny?
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Women, would you go on a date with aguy who said he would only agree to go on a date, if he can touch your nipples?
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>>33974770
>Can girls do them
Yes of course, lmao

https://www.tiktok.com/@frwjr/video/7551522279386107147
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>>33974773
oatmeal and fuit
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>>33974758
>stuff like crypto scams or AI scams, why not?
lol based, go for it
AI scams are a dime a dozen now
personally I don't feel bad about stealing from megacorps who are screwing loads of people over anyway
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>>33974769
I don't smoke.
I was referencing my favourite TV show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTCefc-uuEw
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>>33974774
I don't know if I'm skinny exactly. I'm slim.

195 pounds
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>>33974773
Chicken salad
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>>33974763
>He was a bit ashamed
He should be. It sounds like he's making things up to appear less guilty desu

The proper way is to break up and then start pursuing someone else.
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>>33974781
height. if under 6'2 you're not "slim"
do you have abs? if no, you're not slim
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>>33974785
6'3

4 pack when I flex, at rest they are pretty obscure though
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>>33974741
I am over 6 feet tall though
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>>33974790
>4 pack when I flex
ok you're fat
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>>33974780
ohh lol
desu me neither but i like fire
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>>33974795
Ok
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>>33974776
he looked better before.
>>
I wish I was a tall man
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>>33974796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J91ti_MpdHA
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>>33974776
How often do you do this?
>>
I have a 7 inch penis, I deserve sex.
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>>33974802
I wish I was a ball man
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>>33974806
1-2 times a day
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>>33974794
ok have at it then
>>33974802
I don't, I'd probably be bumping my head way more
also tall women wouldn't be as intimidating
>>33974810
you're a baller in your heart
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>>33974812
For how long
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Cannabis and alcohol are not a good combo. I've never felt so fucking depressed and suicidal.
>>
Would you go on a date with someone who offered to cook dinner at their place? How many dates until it's reasonable?
If you can cook, what would you cook for your dinne date?
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>>33974764
der mewer
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>>33974815
just do reps until you feel the burn in your neck, usually 12-15
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>>33974810
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
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>>33974816
Sorry you're not having a good time anon. Personally, I love the combo.
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Why is Sweet Anita pure fucking sex and a fucking spectacular character... but single.... :(
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>>33974816
>takes substances designed to make you dumb and slow
>"woah why am I so depressed?"
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>>33974823
because she is bpd crazy
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>>33974823
It would probably be kind of annoying to be with somebody who fakes having a mental illness.
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>>33974823
Is her background AI? Lmao
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>>33974823
she's fat now
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>>33974689
>Playing LOL
Just throw the entire list into "They're all fucking losers and so are the women" tier.
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>>33974830
Excellent.
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Women, what's stopping you from falsely accusing your male enemies of rape and ruining their lives with no effort? I'm pretty sure you can just do that.
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>>33974816
RIP, also fucked me up badly whenever I've done it (well weed in general makes me insane)
honestly just ideally avoid both (except maybe a few beers with friends). hope you feel better soon
>>33974826
>because she is bpd
is she?
>>33974827
idk this person but what are they faking lol
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>>33974816
stop taking weed, it's a jewish ploy that it's benign, it's not
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>>33974596
>shrinking body language
It means she doesnt like you. Take a look how girls will always open their feet to attractive men
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>>33974835
She 'has' the fake version of Tourette syndrome, the kind where she just yells slurs and sexualized things on twitch (this is not a real thing, it's the meme version of tourette syndrome).
It's possible that she does have it and she exhibits some of the more normal symptoms and ticks, but she definitely performs the fake version in addition even if that is true.
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>>33974829
sure looks like it lol

god damn read that chatroom. bleak
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>>33974839
>Take a look how girls will always open their feet to attractive men
Bros...
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Women and men, I am taking a girl to my brother's Christmas party. We are co-workers, friends, and probably a little more than that. I am head over heels for her. How should I respond when people ask if we are together with her next to me?
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>>33974835
>honestly just ideally avoid both (except maybe a few beers with friends). hope you feel better soon
Thanks, anon.
>>33974824
I thought it would make me more chill, not make me want to kill myself.
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>>33974596
eh I've been friends with shy autist girls who'd slept around a lot, and extroverted stacies who were virgins, ime you never know
>>33974840
>definitely performs the fake version in addition even if that is true
cringe if true, but are you sure she's faking
>>33974840
>the kind where she just yells slurs and sexualized things (this is not a real thing, it's the meme version
I'm not an expert or anything but when I worked in healthcare I knew a couple of patients like this, they definitely weren't faking it
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>>33974844
Slap her ass
>>
Women, would you date a man who has eaten out a dozen different women before?
>>
Is squirt really just piss?
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>>33974844
The only thing i know personally from something like this, is that when people asked me/us if she was my girlfriend, she responded with an empathic “no”.
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Women, what's stopping you from falsely accusing your male enemies of rape and ruining their lives with no effort? I'm pretty sure you can just do that.
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>>33974844
wtf do you think
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>>33974857
ur bait isn't working buddy, move on
>>
State gender. Thoughts on ass eating?
https://youtu.be/6oorAfAygKA
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>>33974862
I mean I'd rather just eat pussy desu
but sure why not, long as she's cleaned it properly beforehand
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>>33974855
ye
>>
We know from empirical utopia experiments on animals that humanity is nearing it's end. All the women are fat and rude. All the men are weak and indifferent. This is where we collapse.
>>
Women, what are your sexual limits? What are things you are unwilling to do in the bedroom?
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>>33974855
M
It contains piss, if I'm not mistaken, but it isn't all piss.
I guess if enjoying squirt makes me a pee pee freak, I'm somewhat of a pee pee freak.
>>
Women, how short can a guy's gf before it starts being weird?
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>>33974866
I see plenty of skinny women every day
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>>33974870
bro probably lives in America or something
>>
Oh to be a femanons dog in her bed, receiving endless affection.
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>>33974874
based
my dream life would be to be some rich stacy's pet chihuahua
>>
Why did an anon crosspost penis and cause mayhem last night?
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>>33974874
>>33974875
Case in point. Look at these pathetic men. No drive, no desire for dominance. Just docile little mice.
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Serious question: Should I become a tranny so I could fuck women in a female prison?
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>>33974877
Perversion
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>>33974858
"haha she's just a friend!"
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>>33974880
Trans don't go to female prisons.
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>>33974880
Hell yeah
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>>33974874
My dog is broken. Taking applications
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>>33974880
serious answer: see a psychiatrist
>>33974879
>No drive, no desire for dominance
wow we got a manly man over here
have fun dominating things while I'm eating snacks and getting petted in my dog life
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Why are muslims so homophobic but yet
They kiss eachothers cheeks
Sit on eachothers laps
Fucking hold hands while they walk
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>>33974877
>mayhem
I think that's overstating it.
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>>33974862
M
Love it, love it more than licking cunt, but ironically don't really like anal.
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>>33974880
No. But if you become one you can probably find a hot bi woman who is a total freak in bed.
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>>33974844
If she's not your girlfriend, she isn't your girlfriend.
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>>33974884
drop "just", you don't want to be rude to her
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>>33974887
For the dog? I'll take them.
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>>33974877
that is probably better than the shitty questions people post here
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>>33974887
Oops posted the wrong picture but whatever
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>>33974890
Anon's pecker broke the internet didn't you hear
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>>33974874
This, but she also abuses me sometimes.
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I really want to fall in love and get married but I feel suffocated every time I remember I'd have to be around this person basically all day and be intimate and do all these things together... can anyone else relate?
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>>33974859
It's not bait. I seriously want to know if women on this board know they have this power.
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>>33974897
You're just trying to get me to post my penis as well and I won't fall for it
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>>33974901
no, what person?
>>
I've reached such rock bottom that it feels weird when people (specially women) aren't openly hostile to me.
I do believe in God, but honestly the only reason I go to church is to bask in the atmosphere of welcomeness it has, even tho I know its all a facade.
>>
Women you do know you can falsely accuse any man of rape and ruin his life, right?
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>>33974902
Nta but I have better accusations to make about actual things that my "enemy" did
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>>33974899
Everything's back to normal now, thankfully.
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>>33974906
My hypothetical spouse, I should have phrased this better
>>
Gender
Favorite cuddle position?
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>>33974901
>I'd have to be around this person basically all day
That’s what a job is for, and hunting season, and sports, etc.
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>>33974908
You didn't see what happened to the door dash girl that false reported rape did you?
She's the one sitting in a cell not him.
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>>33974903
no one cares about penis. Male sexuality is as valuable as dust and female sexuality is as valuable as gold.
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>>33974908
You can get forced to pay damages in court if you fail to provide evidence properly retard.
>Yeah but you'll fuck the guys life up permanently because no one gives them jobs after the report even if it clears
Ok fair enough
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>>33974305
Puta
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The less I have a gf, the more I do dangeorus shit.
Like hiking mountains in the snow where you can die.
Or driving too fast on small roads.
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>>33974901
iktf, it's one thing I struggle with dating also desu, I don't like having friends and social obligations and losing my free time
That's why I like having cats, they just fuck off for most of the day when I'm not playing with them
>>33974915
M, I guess spooning or sleeping together face to face is comfy
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>>33974915
His hand around my shoulders and me leaning on his chest
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>>33974917
Link? I'm trying to study this topic.
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>be me
>Military
>Standing by base bus stop
>Staring at random people like a retard
>This one army girl waves a finger for me to come over repeatedly
>Look to my side
>She starts pointing at me
>Point at myself
>She doubles down on the point at me gesture
>Walk up to her
>She goes "what do you think you're doing just standing there behind everyone?"
>Start slurring like a retard
>I forgot what I said initially kek
>Anyway at some point she starts telling me her dad disowned her 2 months ago and she has cptsd ADHD and autism
>Eventually start playing rock paper scissors
>I ask her "why the army?"
>Because only the army has the job where you interrogate people
>This bitch is crazy, do not pursue her, just practice right now
>Turn my game on
>Tell her a couple of stories
>Notice a ring on her finger
>Ask her if she receives a housing allowance
>She says no
>Ask her if she has dependents (basically if she's married)
>She says no but she's been engaged two months

Oh yeah at one point initially I asked her "show me your wrists"

Also I got her contact information but that was before she told me she wanted to interrogate people
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>>33974840
Why are you such an evil person.
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>>33974916
nta but if my live solely consisted of a 9-5 soul sucking job, playing sports, killing animals, and a nagging gf, I'd want to kill myself
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>>33974924
https://www.vice.com/en/article/doordash-delivery-woman-arrested-after-filming-naked-man-she-thought-was-sexually-assaulting-her/#:~:text=While%20all%20that%20social%20media,TikTok%E2%80%94at%20least%20about%20this.
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>>33974928
and what would you like to do, to crochet socks on the international space station?
>>
You will never be truechud. You have no cognitive biases. You have no schizophrenia. You are a sweet boy masquerading as a rabid absolutist.
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>>33974908
M
I feel bad for actual victims of rape, abuse and (real) harassment because of this shit.
Like, my ex once told me with a straight face that her ex boyfriend use to hit her, and not only did I not believe her but also started worrying that she would eventually accuse ME, so I decided to dump her a few days later to protect my ass.
It's grim.
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>>33974919
So why don't you do that to your male enemies? I'm genuinely curious. It's a lifehack, no?
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>>33974932
I want to write the next great american novel.
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>>33974932
>to crochet socks on the international space station
I mean this sounds more fun honestly
>>33974931
same but 6'0 blonde with a deep voice in a sports bra
>>33974933
>rabid absolutist
this would be a good band name
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>>33974915
I like when my head is in his chest
Spooning is always nice too
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>>33974915
Big spoon
I wanna sniff his hair and kiss his neck.
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How do I accomplish sleeping with women if I'm fat but I'm also easily top 1% in dick size? I'm like 8.5 long and I don't know how wide but I can't put it in a toilet paper tube
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>>33974945
lose weight fatty or personalitymaxx and find a woman who likes big guys
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>>33974945
Oh size queens aren't a real thing despite what the internet tells you, sorry.
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>>33974945
That fat fetishizing femanon might want to be plowed by you. Do you have a big belly?
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>>33974915
Male. I like any position where I can feel her heartbeat. Makes me feel warm n fuzzy n shit.
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>>33974941
then afterwards you need to invent a timemachine to find someone to read it
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>>33974931
>>33974942
For me it's a 5'10-6'3 redhead who likes thongs.
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>>33974887
Hey London, how have you been?
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>>33974941
delulu
>>
And the snow falls down melts before it even hits the ground
And i'm standing here listening to the sound of your hand
Washing back and forth across my filthy heart and i don't
Know if i should say "i'm sorry" or "thank you" i try to speak
But the tears choke the words and i think i finally know what
They mean when they talk about joy
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>>33974933
chuds are the ones that don't have cognitive bias. Liberals will say it's ok for a woman to cross the street when men are approaching but for some reason white people can't cross the street when blacks are approaching, for example.
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>>33974945
ex-fatty here
>but I'm also easily top 1% in dick size?
Lies and fake news. Fat makes your dick appear smaller, exponentially so.
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>>33974951
well maybe if the publishing industry wasn't dominated by female porn addicts, we could generate some interest in literature again
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>>33974659
Just got back

Had 2 double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a coke zero from mcdonalds. Total was about $6.80
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>>33974933
You can't be mentally ill and be a truechud, being a truechud is about being painfully sane
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>>33974948
>size queens aren't a real thing
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>>33974958
what if his dick becomes like a foot if he loses weight
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Gender
What was the worst thing you have done to a member of the opposite sex?
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>>33974970
Well these days if a man wrongs a woman, the man will be in jail or dead so he wouldn't even be able to post on this board. Woman can wrong men all day long since they are a protected class, however.
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>>33974970
Told her ‘no’, kek.
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>>33974970
Probably just be mean. I made girls cry a lot in highschool with insults. All reciprocal though, I was never the one starting it.
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>>33974970
M
I broke the heart of a girl early on in highschool. Haven't interacted with women aside from school/work professional interactions since.
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>>33974970
I have told this on atoga before.
I made a hinge and I live/work in NYC area. I matched with a lot of guys and made them meet in one location. They all got really mad when they found out and reported me. I think one paid for an uber to pick me up (i gave some wrong address)

I am now banned on hinge.
I don't think it was bad because I was like 20 and all these men were finance bros in their 30s.
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>>33974969
That's IF he's telling the truth, and IF he has enough willpower to lose weight.
And those are 2 big ifs.
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>>33974970
I have gotten in some pretty nasty arguments with my brother when we were kids
>>33974954
I am good, thanks!
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>>33974970
M
When I was in school, I was a pretty boy whom many girls had crushes on (now I'm fat and balding fakecel, so I'm not a chad in this thread). So, at my birthday party, my friends decided to play a "joke" on me and invited a girl I had a crush on to my party, but I didn't invite her because her face wasn't up to my standard. it was like a 6/10. So when she came with a present, I turned her away harshly, and she cried.
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>>33974978
>I don't think it was bad because I was like 20 and all these men were finance bros in their 30s.
lol based
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>>33974970
didn't say hi to the love of my life when i met her after she got married.
her face was something between fear, sadness and disappointment.
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>>33974978
>It's not bad because I was 20 and the men were 30

what the fuck does that have to do with whether it was morally wrong or not?
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>>33974978
psycho behavior
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question for late bloomers
Do you feel this weird sense of resentment and despair at the prospect of dating girls your age who have already seen and done it all a billion times before you and who have lost their passion for life and have now settled into a mundane adult existence?
I've been grappling with this for years and the older I get the more potent it becomes, like I really just want to date college girls and live that youthful life I actually wanted, not some fucking drab adult existence I never even asked for
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>>33974982
>I had a crush on
*who had a crush on me
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>>33974986
finance bros getting shit on is funny
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>>33974978
Why, what was the point? That doesn't even sound funny, just a waste of time.

At least get them to meet at like an elderly bingo night or something and get someone to take a photo.
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>>33974970
I was a pretty big fuckboy in high school, I used a lot of girls in a sociopathic way and was very rude to them. Though to be fair it was pretty annoying to have to juggle school, sports, dysfunctional home life, and talking to a dozen different people daily.
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>>33974978
kek, i find this funny
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>>33974978
Thank fuck this city is so big I'll probably never meet some of you people
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>>33974991
This generation has no class and a mentally retarded sense of humor. Pranks are a lost art-form. Everything good and fun and happy is long fucking gone.
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>>33974978
How attractive were they?
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>>33974988
If I was a late bloomer the last thing I would do would be dating women my age lol.
It would be either MILFs or early-20s girls, no in-between.
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>>33974995
I know it's super normie coworker tier but I like this one popular prank channel on youtube
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>>33974992
one day you're going to get served by one of those girls falsely accusing you of rape 20 years later. Life ruined even with no evidence :3
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Gender/age?
Largest age gap you would date? Ever been in an age gap relationship before?
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>>33974952
>5'10-6'3 redhead who likes thongs
also good taste
>>33974954
didn't know she had a dog lol
>>33974970
M, maybe at my highschool gf's prom, I got too drunk at the end and embarrased her/made it awkward
Or with my recent ex where I got too drunk one night after work and was 2 hours late to hers and she cried
Besides that idk, I'm not intentionally mean to people, I just do dumb shit and disappoint them
>>33974978
that is hilarious lol
>>33974988
>who have lost their passion for life and have now settled into a mundane adult existence
I mean I don't think this is necessarily the case
but even if it is I don't really care
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>>33974970
M
I can't say. I'll get arrested.
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>>33974994
>>33974978

>from NYC

hey can you please leave the general. Humans only.
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>>33975001
I'm 25 crushing on an 18 year old am I cooked
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Men, do you have the Mamba mentality?
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>>33974970
Talked back to my abusive mom, despite how much women have hurt me throughout my life I have still done exponentially less to hurt them than they always will, and women will wonder why men have begun to realize they are animals incapable of empathy.
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>>33975001
M27
I wouldn't date an 18yo again, done it a couple of times (they approached me before der groomer accusations) and it's too big
maybe would date as young as 20 and as old as 40
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>>33975001
>Gender/age?
No.
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>>33975006
yeah lol you and the other ten trillion men in this world
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>>33975001
I'm in my 20's and I would date +/- 20 years age difference.
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>>33975014
DDDD:
what the heeelllll
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>>33974978
Based and fuck everyone in NYC, trust me all of those guys deserved it. You did the right thing as a woman with access to shit ass dating apps.
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>>33975006
Most NPCs will call you pedophile. Get ready for that.
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I want to die
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>>33974998
based
>>33975002
>I mean I don't think this is necessarily the case
>but even if it is I don't really care
Girls hit 22-23 and start wearing business casual and only dating guys for pragmatic reasons, at least where I'm from
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>>33975018
But isn't she also from nyc
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>>33975001
F mid 20s
Would date up to 35, a couple of years ago I dated a 30 year old
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>>33975010
>Talked back to my abusive mom
Don't feel too guilty about that bro. I also felt bad in the past for similar things but she probably pushed you to that point and purposefully wound you up
>>33975014
>I'm in my 20s and would date 20 years younger
FBI open up
>>33975012
based terryposter
>>33975021
<3 feel better soon
>>33975023
>start wearing business casual
hot
>pragmatic reasons
damn, I'm broke as shit but can juggle and make a mean hotdog
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>>33975020
will they actually or not really
I'm thinking of shooting my shot but our social circle is pretty 'woke', lots of autistic bpd tumblr types lurking in the shadows
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>>33974991
It is funny because they were all horrible people who messaged me gross vulgar things.

>>33974993
me too :)

>>33974997
They were way too old for me. Even now (I am 26). One was this really rich asian hedgefund guy in his 50s or 60s.

>>33974994
Wanna skate at Rockefeller together :>
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>>33975021
my 20's have been nothing but suicidal thoughts all day every day. The suicidal thoughts get worse if I go out and interact with retarded NPCs. (also known as "touching grass").
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>>33975001
M, 30
Youngest I'd date is 25, oldest is maybe 35.
I've only ever dated women who were a year or two older than me before.
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>>33975029
>They were way too old for me
Why'd you match with them then?
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>>33975009
I'm not a tall black basketball player so no
>>33975029
>they were all horrible people who messaged me gross vulgar things
they deserved it then lol, and it's a harmless prank anyway. you're a legend
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isnt finance just advanced gambling
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>>33975027
You need to stay far away from liberals. They will ruin your life. Aside from that, yes, NPCs will think you are a creepy pedophile for dating younger than you. Get used to it. Society is dogshit right now.
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>>33975034
Yes.
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>>33974970
in high school I just kind of bullied girls as an upperclassman, nothing sex related, just made fun of them for some of the stupid things they did or believed in. I don't even know why I did it, I think I was just a big asshole that people tolerated since it was a small town and small school. I am regretful and hope it didnt cause lasting mental anguish, and if it makes them feel any better, I became a total loser college dropout khv
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>>33975029
>It is funny because they were all horrible people who messaged me gross vulgar things
Like what?
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>>33975034
>yeah I'm a woman, how can you tell?
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>>33975029
>tfw did figure skating when I was younger
Get out of my walls please
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>>33975001
M32

I'm only dating seniors and other grad students at this point, and some of the seniors are really pushing it. I'd like to be around older girls over 25 but 21 is my bar since I'm surrounded by uni students
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>>33975035
whats the youngest I can date without npcs screeching at me?
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>>33975024
I live in NJ. I work in finance in NYC now. I wonder if anyone might recognize me. Would be crazy if I applied at another firm and one of those guys were my interviewer.

>>33975032
They swiped me and on hinge you have to swipe yes or no to see the next person who swiped on you. At least that is how it used to be. I just swiped yes on all my matches because I figure I should give everyone a chance.
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>>33975010
>Talked back to my abusive mom
I don't think it's a wrong thing to do. My mother used to beat me for misbehavior, or more like what she perceived as misbehavior, because she was incredibly strict and crazy. So when puberty hit and I at last became big and strong, I said to her, "If you ever try to hit me, I will hit you with my full force, and I'm much stronger than you". She never hit me again, and it fixed her craziness a little. lol.
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>>33975030
RIP, hope you also feel much better soon anon
iktf, had to take two days off from my bartending job because talking to most people there actually makes me want to kill myself
>>33975044
>mother used to beat me for misbehavior, or more like what she perceived as misbehavior, because she was incredibly strict and crazy
I'm sorry you went through that dude </3
Same here, I fully forgive my mom now but it took me a long time
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>>33974970
M
Accidentally hit them with my car.
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>>33975029
>It is funny because they were all horrible people who messaged me gross vulgar things.
Oh well that changes things
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>>33975042
+/- 3 years
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>atoga meetup finally happens
>the moids all look like this

What is your genuine reaction, women?
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>>33975038
>sexual remarks from the getgo
>heavy innuendo if not explicit.
>obvious they just want to pump and dump
>theyre 10+ years older. Some in 40s and 50s i even ask if they had daughters and some did my age.

They weren't all finance bros. Some were techbros and lawyers or whatever.
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>>33975049
howtf does he compress like that wtf
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>>33975048
You’d be wrong about that. The screechers still call a 21/22 year old guy dating an 18 year old as “grooming”.
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>>33975042
just don't care about what they say
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>>33975009
Yes I want to die in a helicopter crash
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>>33975049
You got things mixed up. anon.
It's the women who are fat here - the men are short.
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>>33975057
Is 5'10" short?
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>>33975049
What kinds of jobs do men like them have?
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>>33975049
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>>33975051
Moids
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>>33975053
Yeah huh. There's all these other rules too. Like, you must be in the same financial situation or else you are "financially abusing". You must in the same health situation or else you are being a "charity case".

Good luck out there!
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>>33975049
lmfao
>>33975048
normies gonna norm
I don't think there's anything wrong with age gap relationships if you're both consenting adults and the maturity/life stage difference isn't too big
>>33975053
I got shit for dating an 18 year old at 23 lol even though she approached me. She ended up only wanting FWB anyway and then being kinda shitty to me but I don't regret it, was a learning experience and we had lots of fun nights and days out
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>>33975060
Call center customer service representative.
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>>33975061
Those guys are impervious to bullets though
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>>33975044
I wish I had a mom like yours, it sounds like you did something to make her listen, mine is so delusional that straight up if I hurt her she would stubbornly die before admitting she's wrong, I stopped threatening to kill myself because by the time I was 19 she just replied with "Go ahead it won't be my fault."
I try to minimize speaking as much as I can now, the only way to win is not to play, but it should be noted I listed it because it to this day is still the worst thing I've done to a woman with full intent and full control of the situation, and honestly I'm a martyr for it, if I sought out justice I'd be Ted Bundy ten times over.
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>>33975051
I mean you say all this but you're the one who matched with them.
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/atoga/ New Years Meetup in Buffalo, NY.
12/31/25
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>>33975057
I am 164cm and 52 kg
I also can squat 100 kg
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>>33975059
Statistically-speaking? No.
To women? Yes.
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>>33975001
M/37
For long term relationship? No younger than 25. Not sure on an upper age gap, never thought of it, but would like to have children still at some point.

When I was 28 I dated a 20 y/o. I found her really smart and had a lot of relatable experiences with her because of her upbringing. I liked her a lot and wanted to keep her around long term but she got cold feet and wanted to live her young early 20s life without being tied down. I understand it but I couldn't continue the relationship if she was dragging her feet on stuff.
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>>33975064
>if you're both consenting adults and the maturity/life stage difference isn't too big

sounds like you're part of the problem if you wouldn't let me marry an 18 year old at 30 years old and give her a stable and organized life.
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>>33975060
Professional discord mod and 4chan janny
>>33975070
why do americans put the month before the day
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>>33975069
I just matched everyone. I mostly downloaded hinge because I was bored during covid and my mom kept nagging me about marriage.
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>>33975071
I don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18UALvCPYs8
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>>33975063
The easy rule of thumb is simply to never listen to women or virtue-signalizing simps.
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>>33975077
were any of them hot?
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>>33975073
>live her young early 20s life without being tied down. I understand it

You're part of the problem stupid degenerate.
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>>33975070
Why not just go to the canada side...Buffalo is rough and scary
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>>33975049
>moids
I would say in the best case two of those people look like men.
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>>33975070
I'd rather just get shot and stabbed to death on the subway here.
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>>33975075
>why do americans put the month before the day
We just do. We say it that way out loud as well: “December thirty-first”
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>>33975077
Even the mother knows...
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>>33975081
Not really. Some in the 30s were decent looking for their age.
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>>33975082
How so?
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>>33975075
Twas the thirty first of december ahh comment
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>>33975080
Yep sounds good on paper but these women will host smear campaigns on facebook so if you ask me, there's no hope in industrial society.
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>>33975088
She's just typical jewish mom. She was always worried because I never really had bfs or anything and she thought that was abnormal.
I have one now though :)
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>>33975045
>I'm sorry you went through that dude </3
thx
>Same here, I fully forgive my mom now but it took me a long time
Me too. Like, I understand everything, but it still left me with a full package of mental illnesses I might not have had if she had just left me with my grandparents. Though I would be a much worse person. As a kid, if someone showed me kindness, I used them.
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>>33975090
Well for one thing there's a birth rate crisis and you support the crisis by letting women fuck endlessly in their 20's, have 10 abortions, and then make 0 or 1 baby in their 30's.
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>>33975068
>she just replied with "Go ahead it won't be my fault."
RIP that really sucks dude
(mine also told me that I'd be doing her a favour if I kms'd kek)
>the only way to win is not to play
try not to think that way though, not everyone is your mom (who clearly had her own issues)
>>33975074
see that's a bit extreme and taking advantage of your financial situation/her lack thereof and naivete
you do you though
>>33975088
lol this meme
>>33975091
Twas the thirty first of december and all through the thread, all the schizos were stirring and wishing they were dead
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>>33974988
>I really just want to date college girls and live that youthful life I actually wanted, not some fucking drab adult existence I never even asked for
Kinda but I don't resent people for getting older
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All those times I took you out and you had the nerve to have sex with everyone BUT me?
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>>33975075
>why do americans put the month before the day
Because practical measurements are superior to autistic mathematical ones.
>when’s your birthday?
>in september
As opposed to
>when’s your birthday
>on the 3rd
When it’s fucking December and your birthday is nine months away.
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>>33975100
The food sucked
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>>33975096
>As a kid, if someone showed me kindness, I used them
at least you're not like that anymore though, you should be proud for growing
>>33975101
>>when’s your birthday?
>in september
>As opposed to
>when’s your birthday
>on the 3rd
or you could just respond "3rd of september" like a normal person
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>>33975001
26 f. +1 year max and -3 years min
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>>33975070
Bit of a downgrade from the last one in Tijuana, no?
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>>33975097
>Well for one thing there's a birth rate crisis and you support the crisis
You're putting words in my mouth. I wanted her to move into my house. I wanted to work with her to get her college degree started up and paid for. She didn't want to make those commitments to me at that time, so I had to let her go. It was her choice. I wanted something serious and she didn't.
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How do I take pics for a dating app?
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>>33975092
But you don’t get it. Women are lost in a sea of social proof and are desperate for a stabilizing force. You don’t have to worry about any of that shit with YOUR girl.
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>>33975107
Watch the entire first season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and you will learn everything you need to know
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>>33975068
>if I sought out justice I'd be Ted Bundy ten times over
I'm glad that I didn't get the "I hate women" kind of mommy issues and just the "get crushes on women double my age who are nice to me" kind
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It is Monday night for me (technically very very early tuesday morning) and I still feel hungover from Saturday night. Is this normal? Am I likely just actually sick? Is this what getting old is like? Help
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>>33975107
ask chat gpt
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>>33975104
Your post made me get flashbanged with the fact that I Just turned 23 and I still haven't even noticed it, much less settled with how much time I've wasted so far.
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>>33975103
>or you could just respond "3rd of september" like a normal person
Like an autistic person, you mean.
>what time is it?
>it’s 11:52
Or
>what time is it?
>it’s noon
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>>33975098
>see that's a bit extreme and taking advantage of your financial situation/her lack thereof and naivete

I wouldn't be forcing anyone to do anything. She would have the choice. Also you're definition of "extreme" is arbitrary. Perhaps start thinking in terms of the big picture instead of getting your morals from whatever the fuck you feel like in any given moment.
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>>33975112
ChatGPT took creep shots of my penis while I was sleeping and sent it to the assigned tablets used by kids at a neighboring middle school.
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I have an eye infection right now, and I know in my gut that it's womens fault somehow
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Shit is grim for me lately bros. Seriously considering therapy. How do I pick the right therapist?
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>>33975110
Fair enough. I can't deny it's probably healthier.
It isn't just mommy issues though I just happened to push back the most on mom because of proximity.
I have a ton of awful things women did to me.
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>>33975118
why are you a pedo
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>go on date thurs
>we hook up most of the time
>text her after
>ghosted
>annoying but whatever
>she texts me back today (monday)
>'thanks but no thanks'
literally why bother?
I figured that much at this point.
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>>33975119
I went to a shaman and we mixed chicken blood with the dirt from your birthplace and soaked it into a sheet of cloth and then lit it on fire. You will suffer.
>>33975121
>tfw all my friends who went to therapy said they either had a terrible therapist got lucky
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>>33975121
What's wrong
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>>33975111
depends how hard you went on Saturday, 2 day hangover can happen
I'm usually fine after a day tho
maybe you are just coming down with a cold or something or are getting old
>>33975116
>what time is it?
>it’s 11:52
I'd probs just say "ten to twelve" or "almost noon" yeah
if someone asks for my birthday though I'll say <day> of <month>
>>33975117
>you're definition
brev is 30 and can't into grammar
>She would have the choice
do you really expect an 18 year old to make the smart long-term choice
marriage is supposed to be a lifetime commitment
>>33975107
I suspect normies use pics they've gotten out and about with their friends and stuff or doing activities
I just looked through my mom's photos and found some I looked ok in, took some selfies, and a couple pics of my cat, went out with some baddies
>>33975125
bro got pumped and dumped
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>>33975002
It is a cat
My guard cat
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>>33975124
I'm not, I just got raped a lot when I was young and now I have an OCD fixation on being abused.
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>>33975118
Imagine how easy it is for glowies to frame people these days
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>>33975130
I meant cat lmao
cute pic lol
also nice nails queen
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>>33975129
>I suspect normies use pics they've gotten out and about with their friends and stuff or doing activities

I have a really good pic like that but it's 6 years old.
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>>33975130
The CUTEST hairless kot.
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>>33975135
6 years is pushing it but as long as you look pretty similar who cares desu
I also went on a blind date with a Tinder girl who barely had pics, by making a joke profile of a character (eventually I broke character and we just got chatting)
She was actually really hot IRL and we went on a few dates
Point is, it's worth a shot anyways
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>>33975130
scary lighting
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I went out to eat with my bf and I need my phone for anxiety. Usually I just read letterboxd reviews. This old Karen a booth over shook her head at me when we left. What is with old women and the need to be nosey whores?
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why is she called London?
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>>33975130
would you sell it?
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This thread would be 69420x better if posts had country flags so I could filter anyone who isn't from America or Europe, and even then I don't think it would be enough.
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>>33975130
amazing nails queen
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>>33975139
*baddie lighting
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Don’t look at me now, don’t even start
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>>33975107
Go out with your friends and take pictures
Not all in the same outfit though ideally
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>>33975144
we lowk just need an american internet
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>>33975141
>I need my phone for anxiety
>Usually I just read letterboxd reviews
I hate you so much holy shit
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>>33975129
When a person asks when your birthday is, what are they almost always actually asking? By and large, it’s not for the exact day so that they can write it down in a calendar to buy you a gift. It is easier to remember 1 of 12 than to remember 1 of 30 x 1 of 12.

Our concept of tracking time is based on the calendar year. The first division of the calendar year is the month. That is why it comes first, not only logically put practically.
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>>33975142
bc she was going uni in London when she started posting here
>>33975141
>This old Karen a booth over shook her head at me when we left
lol what a boomer
as someone who waits tables I could've give less of a shit if people are on their phones
I often do the same when I go out places
>>33975144
this kills the ENTJeet
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>>33975144
i assuemed everyone in this thread is from us, euro, or fucking leaf
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>>33975149
I don't have friends. I can't afford good outfits either.
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>>33975154
>he doesn't know
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>>33975151
Why? I'm not bothering you. I live a happier life if I can read something while I eat.
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>>33975149
Slight issue, I don't have any friends.
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>>33975150
(actual) europeans make good posts too, anon.
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>>33975152
>It is easier to remember 1 of 12 than to remember 1 of 30 x 1 of 12.
skill issue
>it’s not for the exact day so that they can write it down in a calendar to buy you a gift
wtf then don't ask me
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>>33975156
If you're gonna reply to people replying to me at least start it with NTA. But yeah same.
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>>33975102
hold the L lilbro
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>>33975154
>fucking leaf
The canadian flag is pretty much just a stand-in for the indian flag on places like /int/
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>>33975159
You using your phone at dinner and being on Letterboxd harms me, metaphysically. It's like denying a trans person hormones so that they kill themselves. That's what you're doing to me.
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>>33975103
>at least you're not like that anymore though, you should be proud for growing
Now I'm more on the other side of the spectrum. I can't take anything without feeling like I'm in debt, so I refuse everything. If someone gives something to me or helps me in some way, I will return the favor. But I won't do anything myself without payment or a promise to return the favor.
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>>33975143
Never
>>33975145
>>33975134
Thank youuu
I had them red for Halloween and have just kept the red going
>>33975137
I will pass the compliment along!
>>33975139
Yeah
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>>33975109
real?
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>>33975156
>>33975163
get a job/more hours, save some monies, you can get some nice stuff second hand and thrifting
>>33975160
I went out with some baddies when I had no social life/friends, most people don't really care if you can act normal enough
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>femanons be like
https://youtu.be/RK8Mw8bYQbU
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>>33975171
>had them red for Halloween and have just kept the red going
they look good, might as well keep em red for Xmas too
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>>33975174
why are you watching this is so bad wtf
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Some people like their phone better than. The people around them. Whatcha gonna do
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>>33975174
>#college
>#comedy
I am NOT watching that shit.
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>>33975173
>get a job/more hours, save some monies, you can get some nice stuff second hand and thrifting
I have a job and I work full time 48hrs and 36hrs a week alternating. I do have an Addidas track jacket I feel like that looks decent. And some other stuff that I got for family photos. I actually have decent enough clothes.
>I went out with some baddies when I had no social life/friends, most people don't really care if you can act normal enough
Yeah but how do I take pics?
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>>33975174
the whole "we're not like other girls" while robotically speaking at the exact same time is killing me
autist femanons be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUSS6ofGcss
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>>33975180
Algorithm god recommended it to me.
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>>33975129
>do you really expect an 18 year old to make the smart long-term choice
>marriage is supposed to be a lifetime commitment

infantilizing 18 year olds are we? I suppose you think she should be able to do porn?
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>>33975185
>autist
>women
There's no such thing.
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>>33975185
What's up with you chicks and this show?
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>>33975185
need me a bad bitch like that
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M
I'm so fucking bad at receiving kindness. Every time someone is kind to me without me doing something for them first, I instantly get alarmed like, what do they want? Is this a scam? Do they want to borrow money from me?
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Growing up I had two sisters and no brothers so I've seen all the Barbie movies. Y'all laddies like Bibble? How about that gay ferret from Cinderella?
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>>33975162
>skill issue
So, when you ask for the time, are you really asking for the exact time?
>6:28:32.0684625489374
Or do you really just want to be able to internalize the relation of time to its primary divisions…like every other non-retardedly autistic human
>6:30 or half past 6
?
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>>33975182
people around me: babbling, being loud and annoying
my phone: can make monies, shitpost and look at anime girls
one is the clear winner
>>33975184
>work full time 48hrs and 36hrs a week alternating
>I actually have decent enough clothes
then stop making excuses brooo
>how do I take pics
ig next time you're out doing something or whatever ask someone to take some pics. or just take some selfies. like I said all my pics were from my mom's gallery or selfies lol
>>33975188
>infantilizing 18 year olds are we
I'm not infantalising anyone, just saying that most people haven't really figured out what they want in life longterm at 18. trying to entrap someone in marriage persuading them with finances etc. is rather predatory
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>>33975190
False.
https://youtu.be/eBQHtL3Q9Uo
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>>33975195
i liked that rainbow barbie movie with all the different colors
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>>33975197
>ig next time you're out doing something or whatever ask someone to take some pics. or just take some selfies. like I said all my pics were from my mom's gallery or selfies lol

I only go out to buy food and go to work.
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>>33975200
Ferrytopia?
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>>33975194
You've been hurt and wounded by this world, anon, but it is okay - go visit an instance of the one true church and I'm sure you will find kindness.
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>>33975193
fr Tecna was bad af ngl
Stella best girl tho
>>33975191
>chicks
real men watch Winx Club
>>33975190
autistic women instantly cured
>>33975196
you are purposefully being obtuse lol
>>33975201
ok you might have to go the mom and selfie route then
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>>33975197
>I'm not infantalising anyone, just saying that most people haven't really figured out what they want in life longterm at 18. trying to entrap someone in marriage persuading them with finances etc. is rather predatory

She could divorce me and take my stuff in 15 years, no? Where's the predation? At 18 years old she gets all those divorce and marriage rights the same as any woman.
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>>33975199
Holy based
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>>33975206
>ok you might have to go the mom and selfie route then

My sister said she would help me.
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>>33975203
yeah fairytopia. I also liked the one about the paintbrush.
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>>33975199
She would still make fun of autistic males and is still able to date Chad, so on practical terms she is just as normie as a Stacy.
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>>33975130
Words can not explain how much I desire you.
But you know that.
You achieved what you wanted to and I hope your faps will be extraordinary.
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>>33975211
I think that was Cinderella.
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>>33975207
>She could divorce me and take my stuff in 15 years, no?
she would've still wasted 15 years in that instance
>>33975199
damn this is awesome lol
>>33975210
based sister
actually that's my other recommendation I forgot, get a female friend (or your sis) to help you choose pics
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>>33975206
Stop shitting up the thread with your utterly worthless spam.
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why is everyone in this thread a fucking loser? none of you are interesting in any way at all
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>>33975191
We love it
I was winx club characters with my friends for one of my Halloween costumes
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>>33975218
no u
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>>33975216
>actually that's my other recommendation I forgot, get a female friend (or your sis) to help you choose pics

I have a pic from like 6 years ago that's the best I've ever looked in a photo. You wouldn't believe me if I showed you but it's 100% candid, my dad snapped it of me when we were in a cracker barrel and I looked up just as he took the photo. I almost wish I could post it here I feel like it looks that good. I look roughly the same now. Would it be dishonest to use it?
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>>33975194
you gotta practice bro
most people are not conniving and out to get you
>>33975195
lol same and based, had a bunch on VHS
>that gay ferret from Cinderella
lmao, that was Rapunzel wasn't it? (this movie was probably instrumental in my love of blondes...)
>>33975219
yo that's awesome lol
which did you go as
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>>33975218
>why is everyone in a thread where incels pretend to be women and normies pretend to be incels so shit?
Gee, I wonder why...
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>>33975130
nice nails haha...do you also have similar type of acrylics on your toes?
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Men why won’t you accept the peace treaty between our people?
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>>33975218
Extremely based thing to say when I say it, cringe when you say it
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>>33975226
The peace treaty you keep offering is "Nothing changes and I get everything."
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>>33975226
What are the terms? I am open to peace. But I cannot speak for all of us
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>>33975226
I need moar
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>>33975216
>she would've still wasted 15 years in that instance

So it's NOT a waste if she divorces after 15 years with someone equal age, but it IS a waste if she divorces someone after 15 years if the husband is 10 years older?
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>>33975217
rude much?
>>33975218
>why is everyone in this thread a fucking loser?
what did you expect on a malaysian animu basketweaving imageboard
>>33975222
>I look roughly the same now
then as long as you're not catfishing it's fine imo
just go with your gut
I used a couple of old pics but think I look better IRL than in pix anyway and someone commented as such
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I pee sitting down as a dude, is that weird?
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>>33975236
Yeah but some bitches like that
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>>33975226
What the fuck are you talking about? Make women sign up for the draft and then we'll talk.
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>>33975226
Because you don't actually want piece with all menkind, you just want to please the Chadirian Kingdom while raiding and setting fire to Incelian villages.
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>>33975236
no, your wife will probably appreciate toilet with pee in it
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>>33975237
who gives a fuck what women like?
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>>33975234
I am really sad you have not killed yourself, like you have attention whored so much about in the past.
This thread is so so so much better off without your narcissistic shit.
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I think I might be the biggest grower on planet earth. My dick goes from like 1.2 inches flaccid, to 6.2 hard.
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Okay, which of you /atoga/ anons is creeping around in the bushes by my bedroom right now and jerking off while you stare into my window?
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>>33975231
it's a waste if she has to divorce because she was persuaded into marriage with a power imbalance if she was young and naive, yes
>>33975203
nta but that's the one, I had the dolls also
>>33975215
nah that was Rapunzel
Nutcracker and Swan Lake were also fire
this is my fav Barbie aesthetically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpXumTarHfM
Life in the Dreamhouse is also hilarious
I've also been playing Barbie Project Friendship recently lel
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>>33975241
Most people, dipshit
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>>33975244
Want me to chase him out?
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>>33975223
>lmao, that was Rapunzel wasn't it? (this movie was probably instrumental in my love of blondes...)

Oh, you're right, I got those two mixed up.
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>>33975243
>dicklet in denial
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>>33975206
>you are purposefully being obtuse lol
Not at all. The purpose of language is to transfer information as efficiently and quickly as possible. Do you think it’s by accident that in pretty much every language, that the words for ‘yes’ and ‘no’ are all one syllable?

The month comes first because it is most efficient way to convey the desired information of how we mark time. It is the primary division of the calendar year. Month, day, hour, minute, second. In that order.
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>>33975247
those people are worthless and half the reason society is in such an awful state.
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>>33975243
I'm exactly like you dude
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>>33975244
can't we have any fun
>>33975236
no it's easier and less messy, I've always done the same at home
>>33975226
uhh sure I'll sign it
>>33975242
rent free...
how am I being a narcissist rn
>>33975250
dw lol, there were a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eisOKNnRLAw bro was fruity af
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>>33975243
Nah, mine is pretty similar but even worse. When it’s cold, it can shrink to under 1 inch. Hard size though is only 6 inches.
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>>33975246
>it's a waste if she has to divorce because she was persuaded into marriage with a power imbalance if she was young and naive, yes

You didn't answer the question. I asked if it's a waste if she divorces after 15 years to someone of equal age.
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>>33975229
>>33975230
What are your demands?
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>>33975246
oh god, you postmodern trannies and your fucking MUH POWER DYNAMICS
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Are there any women that like shy men?
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>>33975258
I just wish you wouldn't be here.
You are such a massive net negative to this thread.
A spamming piece of trash.
Just how you enjoy hurting other people irl.
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>>33975255
Those people are why you’re alive, they are your dad
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>>33975265
Of course, anon, women love shy men!
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>>33975264
They don't realize that all relationships have power dynamics because men are stronger than women. That's how fucking stupid feminists are.
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>>33975266
bro what the helly
actually I was a good boi today and productive and helped ppl irl and didn't get blackout drunk
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>>33975243
Hot
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It’s kinda crazy how ray peat was right about literally everything.
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>>33975267
Yeah my dad was a simp and my life is worse for that. Men had it alot better under patriarchy.
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>>33974379
>Not having a family and children is based and redpilled!
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>>33975273
what did he say?
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>>33975261
>if it's a waste if she divorces after 15 years to someone of equal age
well kinda, but at least they got married on equal terms and no one was preying on the other's naivete and lack of resources
>>33975273
who dat
>>33975265
yeah, I'm incredibly shy and have dated
you do obviously have to make some effort to overcome your shyness though
I find that it's a bit easier to date outgoing yapper girls if you're a shy guy
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>>33975262
I don't really have demands.
What are yours?
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It’s kinda crazy how the Liver King was right about literally everything.
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>>33975276
The redpill is often used to justify hedonism, unfortunately.
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>>33975223
Musa!
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it's kinda crazy how Arthur Schopenhauer was right about everything
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Women should make their own redpill and manosphere
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i hate coming here. I end up falling in love with random femanons who i will never know.
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>>33975269
I mean you can make the same meme with guys liking stacies
people like attractive people, that's life
I'd say women have more varied types than guys overall desu. there are women with all kinda of weird types
>>33975280
>You are a plague and never add anything good.
I've been trying to give ppl advice today and not just shitpost
soz yesterday was bad tho cause of the whole rain sitch
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>>33975286
That's called "mainstream media"
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>>33975285
He was a loser
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>>33975287
A bit faggy
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>>33975287
weak and pathetic
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>>33975284
YES she's the coolest imo and her fits always go hard
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>>33975262
More thread kots.
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>>33975288
I only wish you death.
You have no value.
I know you don't care, since you are the most narcissistic creep in this general.
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>>33975290
This, he was a dumb ass incel who just happened to be a wordy, pretentious philosopher
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>>33975290
holy based woman
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>>33975279
>well kinda, but at least they got married on equal terms and no one was preying on the other's naivete and lack of resources

You misunderstand the situation. There's absolutely no predation happening here. She is fully able to accept or reject the marriage. If she wants to marry for financial stability, that is categorically the same thing as marrying for any other reason, perhaps she likes the man's hair, face, personality, financial status. Since you are admitting that 15 years is wasted regardless of age, then what is the problem here?
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>>33975296
okay daddy chill
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>>33975287
She does have pretty hands to be desu
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>>33975289
mainstream media calls epstein's crimes as sex trafficking and avoids saying minors as much as possible
Mainstream media sexualizes women as teens
fuck off.

>>33975286
It's called radfem and its awesome :)
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>>33975281
I don’t have any per se, but the left would probably want a word. Guess I should not get into politics.
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>>33975286
>i hate being a woman
>i wish i was a man
>but i want to keep all the benefits of being a woman with none of the pitfalls of being a man.
There you go
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>>33975302
not the same
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>>33975286
They can't because feminists are anti-evidence and anti-logic. The whole point of the redpill is uncomfortable truth. From birth until death women only know comfortable lies.
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>>33975299
>She is fully able to accept or reject the marriage
could you not at the least date for a few years and wait until she's a bit older to make such a big life decision as marriage?
>>33975301
London is a baddie
>>33975302
>radfem
feminism if it was RADICAL dude
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>>33975300
No.
You are the worst spammer in this general.
I despise you and you are pure and utter trash.
Every time I see you, my mood in this general tanks.
Again, I truly wish you would die.
It would be the best for everybody on this planet. I am saying this without any irony.
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>>33974391
Because then the people I work with would somehow find out and talk shit about me as they already do. People who do porn are desperate and full of regret.
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>>33975298
yeah a woman got pissed because a man was correct. So fvcking zased.
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>>33975295
The kots are busy preparing biscuits for turkey day and the holiday rush. Your order may be delayed.
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>>33975288
>I'd say women have more varied types than guys overall desu
Lol
>there are women with all kinda of weird types
LMAOOOO
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>tfw no baddie gf
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>>33975302
if feminism is pretending to want equality, while still sending men to war, then radfem would be actually wanting real equality and making women sign up for the draft. No?
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>>33975314
> philosopher
> german
> incel
yeah, I am sure he was very fun to be around
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>>33975308
>The whole point of the redpill is uncomfortable truth
it's not really though is it, it's just a bunch of bitter losers on the internet bitching about women
>>33975282
I like the Liver King but he seems like another bipolar nutter to be who leaned way into the hippie "ancestral lifestyle" thing (good for him if he's happy tho)
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>>33975321
no one will remember you
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>>33975309
>could you not at the least date for a few years and wait until she's a bit older to make such a big life decision as marriage?

the whole point of Age of Consent is that the woman is finally able to understand actions have consequences. Why is the AOC 18 if you think she's still a babbling retard?
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>>33975302
>mainstream media calls epstein's crimes as sex trafficking and avoids saying minors as much as possible
That is really not true.
Big media outlets like CNN constantly invoke the connection between Epstein and pedophilia.

>>33975309
VERY unsurprising you are downplaying pedophilia and sexual abuse by trying to make a terrible joke.
As all as you can spam reply, anything is good for your narcissistic piece of shit ass.
Again, please die asap.
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>>33975304
That's fine.
I support women. I want a daughter. It seems cool.
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This is bleak
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>>33975323
and? the only people that care about this guy are pseudos
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>>33975328
new here?
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>>33975322
>it's not really though is it, it's just a bunch of bitter losers on the internet bitching about women

here's an uncomfortable truth about women: They like high status men over low status men. You won't be getting that info from a feminist, even though it's true. Feminists say that women look for personality first and foremost.
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>>33975331
Get off the internet and learn how to talk and act like a normal human being.
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>>33975315
Hard working kits...
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>>33975329
>Carl Jung, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Albert Einstein, and Karl Popper are all pseuds
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>>33975318
real
>>33975312
why do you care about my shitposting ass this much
>>33975317
it's true though, just look at the variety of guys and not conventionally attractive ones that foidz are going out with or say they've liked
>>33975325
>if you think she's still a babbling retard
I never said this lol. I just think getting married at 18 is dumb
>>33975326
>downplaying pedophilia and sexual abuse by trying to make a terrible joke
ummmm what
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>>33975328
This general is where common sense goes to die. And it's a general which features women. Coincidence?
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>>33975320
No. We just want to be treated like human beings and not sex objects.
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>>33975287
I was like you but I figured 2 out of 3 are trans, and the 1 that is female is actually horrible.
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>>33975340
>2 out of 3 are trans
>acting like this keeps you from appreciating someone
You are re-tarted
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>>33975330
>>33975338
I was talking about my life, this place is fine.
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>>33975331
>Feminists say that women look for personality first and foremost
this is true though, at least for relationships
>>33975328
you ok bud
>>33975338
why do women haters even come here kek
>>33975340
russian roulette ahh crushing
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>>33975333
Don't you have an abortion appointment to get to?
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I miss being anally raped on a near daily basis.
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>>33975336
Sad that they had to read that shit instead of some scifi or more interesting stuff
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>>33975296
>>33975300
>>33975312
>>33975337
QT, please do not kill yourself, and please ignore any retard telling you to kill yourself.

But I do with you would leave the thread when you're not on your medications. Consider:
>you continue living but you don't take your medications = the people around you suffer
>you continue living but you do take your medications = you don't like the side effects, but the people around you prosper
>you stop living = the people around you suffer
Don't take option 3, but option 1 isn't good either. You suck when you're off your meds.
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>>33975339
Cool I suppose you're anti-porn then? Since it's sole purpose is to objectify women?
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Give me the lore drop on QT. I don't follow the thread lores.
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>>33975348
I read some really good scifi books recently. Also have a few other books I want to read, but I've been busy with movies lately. You read anything fun recently?
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>>33975345
No, because I'm not a woman. I do have an appointment to fuck your mom, though.
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>>33975349
>the people around you suffer
As if that narcissistic piece of garbage cares about that. lol
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>>33975314
He was literally the andrew tate of his time.
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>>33975337
>I never said this lol. I just think getting married at 18 is dumb

What should the age of consent be then? According to the spamming mass replier of /atoga/.
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>>33975354
>I read some really good scifi books recently
You mean like the Bible?
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>>33975354
I finished the stranger. But I was not a fan. Also reading some stuff for my job that makes me very sleepy
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>>33975347
I'm jealous. You serious?
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>>33975358
You know if you don't know anything whatsoever about a subject, you can just stfu. You don't have to speak.
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>>33975358
In other words, a famous retard.
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>>33975355
What do you mean?
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>>33975360
bible is not scifi man cmon be real
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>>33975352
Ofc I am anti-porn.
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>>33975314
Did you fail to notice who that woman was?
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>>33975344
>this is true though, at least for relationships
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Is making a man orgasm 1-3 times daily a good incentive to help prevent cheating?
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>>33975349
ik I need to stay on the meds and (more importantly desu) stay sober
thanks for the encouragement anyway anon <3
>>33975355
when most ppl are asleep
it's 2am here, on the grind tho
>>33975357
rude...
>>33975353
just a basketcase who's been here too long
>>33975371
laugh all you want frog boy
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>You mean like the Bible?
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>>33975372
Cheaters are going to cheat no matter what. We don’t have this inherent desire to cheat
Just be nice to us anon come on
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>>33975360
I have not actually read the bible before desu. I should some day.
>>33975362
I've never read that before either. Was there anything u liked about it or just not your thing?
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>>33975359
sex != marriage...
and just because you can legally do something at a given age doesn't mean it's always a good idea
>>33975372
cheaters gonna cheat regardless desu
do you not trust the guy or are you paranoid/worried about fidelity
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>>33975374
>thanks for the encouragement anyway anon <3
lol it's utterly pointless.
You do whatever you want and enjoy hurting and disappointing others.
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>>33975359
I think 23-25 years old is a pretty good contender for age of consent.
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>>33975377
I don't think I get it
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>>33975379
knock it off lol I really don't. I feel terrible afterwards when I have meltdowns or go on benders and do dumb shit. I do try to atone for my mishaps
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>>33975369
So you would want all porn to be illegal? Because that's what I want. I also want prostitution to be illegal.

Do you think that's unreasonable?
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>>33975364
Yes.
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>>33975380
no fucking until 25?
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>>33975369
>what percentage of young women do you think are porn actresses
if you count onlyfans, then most young women are.
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>>33975381
Ah that's okay. I looks intimidating desu
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>>33975384
Why don't people like you just convert to Islam and move to Afghanistan where you can have your dream world under Taliban rule?
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>>33975302
>>33975339
>No. We just want to be treated like human beings and not sex objects.
You can't expect men to die for you and not be treated like a sex object
You either get pussy and fight, or get no pussy and let the nation fall
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>>33975383
What have you ever done to atone for being an asshole in /atoga/? Like, you still don't think you even did anything wrong for reposting other people's photos.
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>>33975386
I bet he’ll say they should still be able to vote, though.
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In due time, sharia law will make its way to the west, and its exactly what women deserve. Hell they'll probably fucking vote it in to power voluntarily.
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>>33975391
M
No.
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>>33975391
I have been a tech-goonerist robosexual since 2022
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>>33975383
>I feel terrible afterwards when I have meltdowns
No you do not.
You enjoy hurting others.
You are alright with your irl "friends" being hurt from your actions.
Done this dozens of times before and will do it dozens of times in the future.
You are fine with all of this and you also don't care about hurting other people on atoga.
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>>33975374
I mean, it's encouragement to stay alive but I really wish you weren't posting in the thread when you're like this. It's taking your shit and making it our burden too.
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>>33975391
is this real
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>>33975394
>reposting other people's photos
bruh are you still hung up on this lol
people reposted stuff I posted outside of the thread but idc lol, that's the internet
reposting stuff that people have posted *in the thread* and you can find on 4plebs is not a big deal imo
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Recs for really misandrist art-tubers?
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>>33975369
Wow, the men she's talking about sound really bad
Is there any chance we could narrow down which men are abusing these women?
Surely there is some way to find out which men are doing the using and abusing
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>>33975380
So what would you say if a wise 18 year old wanted to a marry a 30 YO, and a dumb sheltered 25 year old also wanted to marry the 30 year old?

Who do you think should get the 30 YO?
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>>33975372
No. Stop trying to please him. He needs to learn to be respectful towards you and if you're not in the mood, he shouldn't guilt you into it.

And if you think he's going to cheat, he's probably a cheater and you should dump him.
Women as a collective need to start communicating to each other about these cheating men. I support the fb groups. I didn't support the tea app though.
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Is 4chan crazy?
>Be nice and normal: 4chan hates me.
Be hostile and aggressive: 4chan is nice?
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>>33975376
Well it is mainly out of desire. Can't imagine dating someone who I don't want to watch orgasm at least daily.
I know there is no full prevention, just risk reduction measures.
>>33975378
I have an extreme phobia of being cheated on. Even before I ever dated anyone I'd get angry at the idea.
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>>33975385
tell me the story
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>>33975403
Do the entire planet a solid and just overdose already.
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>>33975384
I think prostitution should be illegal but decriminalized. Punish the customers and pimps, not the women who are often victims.
I think the problem with porn whether it is legal or illegal is the demand. M*n need to change their ways...
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>>33975353
Wizard who creep posts at London, JH, and everyone other femanon here. True incels here hate him because he is a wizard by choice. I like the guy, keeps things light here.
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>>33975403
I'm not the Anon telling you to kys, I don't think that's a reason for you to die. But I do think you're an asshole when you do that.
>people reposted stuff I posted
Other people wronging you is not an excuse for you to wrong others. You don't get a free pass.
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Sad thay femanons don't like kisses that much
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>>33975391
I love my computer. It’s where all of my internet friends live.
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>>33975392
You didn't answer the question. I asked if you want porn and prostitution to be illegal because (like me) you hate the objectification of women.
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>>33975408
The weak fear the strong
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I wish women weren't evil
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>>33975396
xhe is saying that under 25 women have no concept of consequences. Not very progressive if you ask me.
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>>33975418
>>33975408
Is this your first time Anon?
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>>33975394
London?
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>>33975405
Just end the porn industry
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>>33975378
I don't think there's a single woman in this thread who knows what ==, !=, &&, ||, ++ and *= mean.
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>>33975415
the poor little women

the patriarchy made them sell their pussy on the street
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>>33974298
Women, what's the shortest time frame you've had sex with more than 1 person?
Any group sex?
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>>33975403
>bruh why are you hung up about me being an utter piece of shit lol
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>>33975404
all of them lmao
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>>33975401
>when you're like this
I think I'm chill tonight at least... but duly noted
>>33975400
you're like a broken record rn
>>33975391
yeah if she was cute and nice
>>33975409
if he's been loyal and good to you so far and given you no reason to suspect he's cheating you gotta try to have faith
but if you're really paranoid might be worth trying to talk to a professional about to work through your feelings
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>moids being retarded hours again
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>>33975391
Male. If you didn't include the video I would've said no.
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>>33975407
Hey men. Make sure you read this post. Women believe they have NO OBLIGATION to please you. If you have a woman like this as a mate, please break up with her asap. You have no obligation to stay with a cunt like this.
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>>33975432
The child support for her is gonna go brrrrr
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>>33975425
I wish we weren’t either but some of us never progress past high school mean girl.
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>>33975430
you are not special because you know that
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>>33975438
>you're like a broken record rn
Just like you, except you enjoy hurting people, while claiming you are innocent.
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>>33975440
You should feel right at home
Now thank me, and shake my hand
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>>33975440
don't call me moid
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>>33975432
>Tyrone and Lamar have been nominated for the nobel prize of biology for this remarkable event.
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>>33975417
>not an excuse for you to wrong others
who is being wronged tho
anyway I haven't reposted stuff in ages and can't even see the posts on 4plebs anymore lol
>>33975416
>creep posts at London, JH, and everyone other femanon here
uwot
>wizard by choice
not really lol I'm just very dysfuctional about life
can we stop talking about my dumb life pl0x
>>33975430
I'm sure there are programmer foids here kek
>>33975440
I'm retarded 24/7
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>>33975444
Why the fuck would you post this. I know the rest of the comic and I'm already crying.
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>>33975444
Are you drunk?
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>>33975415
Ok well that's idealism (fantasy). Men are never going to stop watching porn so I say it's best to make it illegal.

I agree with you that the women should not be thrown in jail because they we're captured by a pimp. That wouldn't make any sense.
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>>33975431
Why do you hate women so much? Fuck off already bitter incel
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>>33975339
You don't like it when we treat you like men
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Can't we all just collectively report qt and his brainrot spam so his narc ass gets deleted please?
We know he ban evades, but still.
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>>33975444
that picture made me very sad ty
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>>33975453
>I'm sure there are programmer women here
There aren't.
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I met Slovenian girl who met a black guy from the US in Slovenia and now has moved to the US to be with him
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>>33975457
Learn some new words.
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>>33975440
can you explain even 1 (one) thing we are saying that's incorrect? Or are you just going to rely on meaningless insults?
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>>33975349
I do want to try save money and eventually see a proper psych and find a med (and therapy?) cocktail that doesn't make me feel like a complete zombie with awful side fx
Just stuck in a vicious cycle of being too unstable to find and hold down a proper job but hopefully things get better
>>33975461
how do u know
>>33975459
yawn
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taking a shit rn
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>>33975467
der threadshitter
wash ur hands after
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>>33975456
>make porn illegal
you want to destroy the careers of thousands of women who rely on making porn to pay the bills? not very feminist of you but alright
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>>33975461
it was easier to turn men into women than it was to turn women into programmers.

-anonymous programming manager.
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>>33975468
NEVER
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>>33975442
M
I agree with her. No one should feel obligated to do anything. I don't even want to feel obligated to cuddle.
No woman should force me to have sex with her either. (had women try guilting me into sex before)
If she's in the mood and I am too, cool. Otherwise, another time
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>>33975444
damn this pic finna make me tear up
our cat is a black cat that nobody else wanted uwu
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>>33975466
>how do u know
programmer women in general are rare and most of them stick to high-level languages like python.
Combine that with the fact that most """"women"""" in this thread are actually just male trolls and you will see my point.
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>>33975463
Didn’t know CB was slovenian
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>>33975466
brazilian braphog hates you because you dont hornypost at her
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>>33975444
Goddammit I'm gonna have to fight the urge to cry in front of my sister
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>>33975121
It really depends on you and what would feel comfortable most of my friends who gone like having younger women close to our age so they can relate more maybe
But I have mommy issues and found having an older woman therapist quite comfortable (for the couple of times I went), I also went to a guy therapist once but developed a big crush on him
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>>33975223
>most people are not conniving and out to get you
It's obviously projection, but there is nothing I can do about it. Like one time I met an old lady on the train and she was kind and gifted me candy. I threw it in the trash because I was afraid she had spiked it.
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>>33975471
>than it was to turn women into programmers
nibba the first brogrammer was a woman
>>33975477
lmao
>>33975478
soz I got things to do
I do sometimes
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>>33975478
Brazilian braphog doesn’t use line breaks
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>>33975416
>wizard by choice
How
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>>33975121
I would choose the same gender
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>>33975469
I'm not a feminist. I'm a biblical christian. The bible says that women are human too and should not be objectified.

You actually claim to be a feminist and yet you think women are too stupid to either
A) find a better job that doesn't objectify them
or
B) Find a responsible husband.
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>>33975444
>that pic
Misleading.
The accurate version would have the kitten growling at the potential adopter because he isn't a 6' man with 6 pack abs, 6 figure salary and 6 inch dick.
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>>33975485
because he likes playing victim more than he likes women
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>>33975487
>bible says that women are human too and should not be objectified
Where?
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>>33975474
You are a weakling with no concept of proper gender roles.
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>>33975444
I need to adopt a cat now.
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If you had to be locked in a room and your choices were with QT or ENTJ, which one are you picking?
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>>33975453
You know how sometimes someone IRL will tell you that you hurt them or did something really disrespectful to them, and you don't understand what you did, and they explain it to you, and you still don't understand what you did?

But actually you do understand them completely and you're pretending not to understand because you hope it'll just go away if you act like you don't understand?

This is a little bit like that.
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>>33975467
are you shartmaxxing?
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>>33975494
I adopted two, and they acted just like that when I saw them in the shelter. Two bros.
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>>33975495
Qt because he’s a bro
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>>33975487
I don't think women are stupid, I'm just observing their behavior. None of them are getting married. A lot of them are doing porn.
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>>33975487
>The bible says that women are human too and should not be objectified.
The bible also says that wives should submit their husband as unto the lord. Or is that too christian for you?
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>>33975495
I think ENTJ would be more funny QT is a bitch
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>>33975498
shitmaxxing
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>>33975502
Women take what they like from the bible and completely ignore everything else.
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>>33975483
>nibba the first brogrammer was a woman
NTA
I find it kinda sad that everyone remembers her simply because she was a woman while Charles Babbage, who fucking BUILT the computer she programmed in (which is a much more impressive feat) was completely forgotten.
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>>33975495
>QT
We're similar on about 90%. I think we would easily become friends.
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>>33975500
thanks bro, I'll give you a beer
>>33975489
cya later, stay safe <3
>>33975494
do it>>33975506
>completely forgotten
not really tho he's mentioned just as much
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>>33975495
>cute english twink or disgusting fat indian
QT is the correct answer
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Does this passage imply that women are sex objects, or human beings?
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>>33975508
You do know how he treats his friends, right? Right?
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>>33975511
Point proven instantly >>33975505
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Chili Verde is coming along, the pork, onions, and garlic are simmering. Just gotta wait then roast the peppers and tomatillos to make the Verde.
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>>33975502
The bible also says that men have an equal obligation to love on their wives as the wives do to submit to their husbands. Got a dick-headed husband that doesn't love his wife? She has little motivation to submit to her husband other than biblical obligation.
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>>33975491
not true I like women a lot
you're right tho the learned helplessness shtick is getting old
>>33975508
based fren
>>33975511
they're sexy human beings
>>33975512
how do I
>>33975514
can we have some
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>>33975509
>not really tho he's mentioned just as much
Compared to her he was forgotten.
Like, imagine if the person who flipped the switch of the first lightbulb was a woman so everybody only talked about her instead of Thomas Edson.
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>>33975495
M
I like QT more as a person and I'm pretty sure I'd get along with him irl
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>>33975487
>>33975502
Oh, and let’s not forget that god made woman for man, not the other way around.
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>>33975493
I do what I want. keep crying about women being evil for not sleeping with you on command. Such an third world view of the world. I'm white
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If half the population has no shared responsibility to support the other half, then the idea of a social contract or community doesn’t exist. By his same logic, why should I intervene if I see a woman being raped? Why should I help a woman on the side of the road with a flat tire? What they really want is for young men to function as emotionless expendable labor.
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>>33975517
>can we have some
Sadly the shipping costs are prohibitive.
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>>33975510
DO NOT REDEEM
>>33975519
*fistbump*
it would be a laugh to hang out with ENTJ though
>>33975518
>Edson
lel
>>33975518
>who flipped the switch of the first lightbulb
she did a bit more than that lol c'mon
both deserve respect
also let's not forget Grace Hopper
to say women can't be programmers when some of the literal pioneers were women is retarded
>>33975524
it's ok we can swim
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Evens i work on a project
odds i read a book
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>>33975454
Wait I didn’t know it was part of a bigger comic
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>>33975523
shlop
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>>33975523
>mamdani
Easy for a guy with a hot arthoe wife to say.
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>>33975523
>why should I intervene if I see a woman being raped? Why should I help a woman on the side of the road with a flat tire?
empathy, have you heard of it
>>33975527
why not just do an hour of both
but looks like you're readin
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Matched with 10 men
Only one responds to me, and thats once a day
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>>33975523
>Why should I help a woman on the side of the road with a flat tire?
I wouldn't do this because I don't know how and that's what Roadside Assistance is for anyway.
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>>33975516
>an equal obligation to love on their wives as the wives do to submit to their husbands
No, not an equal obligation. A different obligation. Wives submit to their husband. Their husband submits to god. That is the hierarchy.
>She has little motivation to submit to her husband other than biblical obligation.
It’s not about motivation, it’s about DUTY. It is her responsibility and obligation to submit it to her husband, period. She does not get to choose when or when not to submit, or else that would put her above him. Husbands and wives are NOT equals. She is below him; he is above her.
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Would you ever date someone from atoga?
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>>33975531
Why should I have empathy for people who literally don't care about my own mental health?
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>>33975523
"logic" and "society" don't go together. They are like water and oil. What matters is might. Might makes things happen. You have no obligation to help a feminist if she has a flat tire and when or if that ever becomes a problem for women then they will finally reject feminism.

If technology is artificially propping up a dead society then it might take years for women to realize the mistake of feminism.
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>>33975526
>she did a bit more than that lol c'mon
I admit it wasn't a perfect analogy, but it gets the point across.
>to say women can't be programmers when some of the literal pioneers were women is retarded
I'm not saying it is a physical impossibility, but the vast majority of women are in humanities, not STEM.
Hell, women today even get the ick when they find out you are a programmer.
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>>33975537
M
Yeah
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>>33975531
Lucky for you, empathy is my axiom as well. My empathy right now is commanding you to jump off a bridge. I'm sad and in pain. You jumping off a bridge would fix that.
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>>33975532
>Only one responds to me, and thats once a day
is he cute at least?
>>33975537
my initial reaction is "hell nah" but eh what the helly lol
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>>33975532
grim
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>>33975532
And they don't want a relationship. He likely just wants to pump and dump. If he does want a relationship, he's probably not financially responsible.

You voted for this.
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>>33975537
Sure? But some of you act so immature and shitty.
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Why am I so fat, old, and tired now?
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>>33975528
Oh perfect. I'll fix that.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/loving-reaper/black-cats/viewer?title_no=353275&episode_no=2

I hope you bawl your eyes out.
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>>33975506
>much more impressive feet
You don't need to be posting about your fetishes on here
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>>33975537
No. Easily one of the most embarrassing things about me is visiting here sometimes so not a good starting point for a relationship
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>>33975544
rude
I would do bungee tho
feel better soon dude <3
>>33975541
>the vast majority of women are in humanities
so? this has more to do with interest, less so with capability
I pretty much always did group/pair projects with girls in college cause I knew they'd be more diligent lol
I wrote a programming language with my female friend (she designed the whole thing) and we got full marks
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>>33975552
because you’re fat
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>>33975555
based quads
don't be embarrassed London you are a ledge
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>>33975537
I would befriend someone from /atoga/. And if that friendship turns romantic, then I would make plans to move to them and date IRL.

But I wouldn't jump right into long-distance dating from the start, that just doesn't work.
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>>33975537
m
Date?
No
Fuck until her legs go numb?
100%
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>>33975536
>It’s not about motivation, it’s about DUTY.
Yeah, you're right. Except that good morals bring higher motivation to perform those duties.

Men also have a DUTY to love (verb) their wives. You're not a hypocrite are you? You didn't join Christianity because you thought it was "based" did you? The bible is technically conservative in some ways, but it doesn't translate perfectly to the redpill.
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>>33975553
Oh, man.

I once had a black cat who was run over. I saw her ghost sitting on her grave after I buried her, and she slow blinked at me.
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I hate doing pushups man it is the worst exercise
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>>33975564
real schizo hours.
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>>33975556
So you just agreed with my original point that programmer women are rare.
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>>33975549
>You voted for this.
Go fuck YOUR MOTHERRRRR
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>a new song by a famous female singer
>check lyrics
>it's "I want to have a sexual intercourse with youuuuuuu" again
Why are women like that?
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>>33975566
The only times I’ve ever seen ghosts, they were cats. Just that one time, and another time when I was a child.
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>>33975537
Looooool
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>>33975480
>>33975475
>>33975460
You guys also need to see the rest of the comic.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/loving-reaper/black-cats/viewer?title_no=353275&episode_no=2
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Is it an issue that I say "time to take a piss" under my breath every time I go pee?
https://youtu.be/aS0HhkvMlDU

I couldn't find the original video.
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>>33975523
>. By his same logic, why should I intervene if I see a woman being raped?

Yes because it is the right thing to do...
Demanding women sleep with you because you're lonely IS rape.. How are you real
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>>33975444
>>33975553
This made me feel sad more than any torture and execution video I've seen
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>>33975567
ofc it's still a male dominated field but they're not that rare, I'd hazard almost 20% of my classmates were girls
>>33975569
this is just pop music in general lol. she probably didn't even write the song
>>
People who meet on Tinder are not ensouled
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>>33975574
The right thing for you to do is shu tup. So shut up.
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>>33975569
NAG but lmao you don’t listen to much music huh
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>>33975577
Troof nook.
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>>33975523
men talk about how they are protectors/providers.
Where?
have you done any of these things ever in your life?
Whenever women are in trouble because of a man it is ALWAYS women coming to protect her.
Woman being raped? A man who sees this is likely to join in or just watch like most gang rape situations.
Woman on the side of the road? A man will likely "help" and then sexually assault her.
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>>33975577
You sound like someone who fucks their pets
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>>33975575
Time to go adopt some kitties
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>>33975577
why? it's just a tool
>>33975572
no way am I reading that shit lol, the first pic was depressing enough
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>>33975575
Good, I will not cry alone.
>>33975564
:(
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>>33975574
>50 years women are propped up by the system to the point that nearly 75% of college attendees are women
>tell men to get fucked
>Why aren't men helping us?
Why should we help the people that have made things harder for us?
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>>33975576
>almost 20% of my classmates were girls
In a programming class - the only place on earth where more than 1% of people know what a compiler is.
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>>33975572
you reminded me of this soul-sucking giga blackpill movie
https://youtu.be/0vqWzquBh0c
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>>33975563
Like i said, the husband has a duty to submit to god. The baseline for the wife is that she submits utterly and totally to her husband. But here’s the thing…yes, it is possible that a husband tries to require his wife to do something ungodly. But even then, it is not her choice to deny his authority. She can petition the church (the actual church, that has the authority of apostolic succession). It is then only from an authority higher than herself and higher than her husband that can give her permission to deny the authority of her husband. No matter what, her state is one of utter submission.
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>>33975585
>no way am I reading that shit
Do it coward, its very cathartic.
Are you a lil b with a lil p?
>>33975590
I have been meaning to watch this one for a while but I haven't worked up the courage to watch it yet.
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I am convinced all the men that are incelbaiting here are dark indians/third worlders.
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>>33974417
Sometimes,
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>>33975587
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you I puke
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>>33975582
skill issue, just don't get raped, it's not hard
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>>33975572
I know it has a "happy" ending
It still fucks me up
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>>33975584
I already have 3
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>>33975593
I would be very disappointed to learn that any of them are white guys.
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>>33975589
>In a programming class
it's not that rare though, is my point
>>33975592
>Do it coward, its very cathartic
NO
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>>33974442
Yeah the people I work with are sometimes like that and you probably are too anon.
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>>33975569
""Music"" made by women in 2025 be like:
>My pussy My pussy poppin my pussy these bitches ain't got nothin on this kitty
>>
Women, what would you do if you found out your wife or long term girlfriend was jerking and sucking off teenaged boys behind your back?
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>>33975593
>implying that not all """""""women""""""" here are male trolls pretending to be women
>implying the majority here AREN'T thirdies
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>>33975587
No one is asking men to help us. We are asking men to stop committing crimes towards us.
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>>33975595
>Every time I think of you I puke
But I'm anonymous
How do you know who is who?
Glad to be living in your head for free
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>>33975595
why do you let men on the internet have so much power over you? like not only have we infiltrated your mind but we are causing you bodily reactions now as well
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>>33975600
Swimming in pussy.
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>>33975602
Most /atoga/ men are gay for pay autistics who sell images of their feet to anonymous queermo's online and get paid by CashApp for jerking off live on cam
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>>33975593
I think they are all american
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>>33975593
It would seem so
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>>33975609
skill issue, just get good lol

I've never been raped in my whole life, something must be incompetent with you
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>>33975613
Do you have access to my camera or something..
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>>33975609
I am not your savior
I am just as fucked as you
I can not save you
I can't even save myself
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>>33975603
>NO
you will read it
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>>33975606
Im not a lesbo, you should report her to the authorities for being a disgusting pedophile
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>>33975615
Also why are English and Scottish women all thin, lithe nerds? I've rarely met a fatso among them unless she is a part-American.
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>>33975609
>We are asking men to stop committing crimes towards us.
Which men are committing these crimes?
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>>33975593
We already know that a good amount of social media includes bots from various countries literally trying to ragebait each other and more importantly us.
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>>33975569
I like this song and she is hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHoEWgPL00
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>>33975532
Make that two.
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>>33975582
>men talk about how they are protectors/providers. Where?
Everywhere, you dumb bitch. All the electricians who keep your power on are men, all the farmers who put food in your stomach are men, the roads you drive on are built and maintained by men, the police are men, the military are men. Kindergarten teachers, HR middle managers, and nurses don't make society run.
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What bands did you used to listen to back in the day when the lust and depression hit hard in your developmental stage? For me I listened to All Time Low because I felt like I was at an all time low.
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>>33975627
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nta but I love ashnikko, she's so fun
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>>33975632
Burzum lol
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>>33975605
>""Music"" made by women in 2025 be like
it also be like this, you just need to know where to look lol
https://voca.ro/15tJaXSnmwRi
https://voca.ro/1cd31i7zV78q
https://voca.ro/1hSoIe4AyqY9
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>>33975532
>a new potential relationship that you matched with every single day
Yeah, you’re living on hard-mode. Amiright?
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You haven't been sexually tortured enough lately. Have you?
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>>33975632
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The Front Bottoms
Neck Deep
The Story So Far
Joyce Manor
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>>33975632
House of Balloons
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>>33975636
dating apps are different for women, there are a lot of men
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>>33975625
My stepdad when he fingered my pussy and clit as my babysitter filmed it and lied that it was a free medical examination since he worked in a hospital
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>>33975621
NTA, but my point still stands. >>33975488
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>>33975639
love joyce manor...
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>>33975641
>literally every single man on the planet is not bending over backwards to give me everything for nothing. Woe is me.
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>>33975632
The Cranberries hits different on a comedown
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>>33975537
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Yeh
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>>33975638
I have been. My bf fucked me into a crater in the bed this weekend. I'm still sore.
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>>33975645
Constant Headache has done irreparable damage to my development
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>>33975648
well, that is not true is it
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>>33974305
One day it'll be me
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>>33975651
Shut to hell Up
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>>33974305
Okay, and why would I want to suck on a cat's nipples? That's weird.
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>>33975651
god that's so hot, I'm really depressed and will probably end my life soon
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>>33975653
No, but you know what is true? Pic related.
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>>33975651
I wonder how many days until the crazy in you comes back.
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>>33975651
based sexhaver
>>33975657
don't do it bro stay shitpostan
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>>33975657
Dont end your life because some femanon is being a whore
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How are women supposed to force men to stop playing video games all day and make new friends?
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Made my nauseous by overeating again award
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>>33974334
Idk, my conditions for this would be
1. If you could prove you were a girl and
2a. if I was a whore for attention or
2b. if you proved you were a nice girl (so I guess I'd whore for your attention/happiness)

None of this is gonna happen though, sry
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>>33975662
sex should work
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>>33975652
guhhh
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>>33975662
playing vidya is more fun than hanging out with friends tho
but I still force myself to do the latter occasionally
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>>33975661
Do you think I'm a whore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ
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Sad because nobody bouncin on it
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>>33975666
I agree u_u
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>>33975668
Crap taste and yes, midget ole whore
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>>33975669
Men will right 900 page philosophical novels that could have been summarized as this sentence.
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Women
Thoughts on the following song?

https://youtu.be/y1IaUqhb7nA
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>>33975673
And we’ll keep doing it until morale improves
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>>33975662
I have friends enough, they just pive far enough away I cant see them daily in irl so I see em online
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>>33975670
RED JESTER NEEDS FOOD BADLY

RED JESTER IS ABOUT TO DIE
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>>33975679
Best class in Dark Legacy EZ
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>>33975632
The Cure
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>>33975673
>men create externally
>women create internally
That’s the way of things.
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>>33975605
this also one of my fav foid albums this year, every track slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2JMMm8TvZ0 she produced the whole thing too
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>>33975680
I literally got a used PS2 just so I could play that game. The arcade that used to have an arcade cabinet of it in my area closed so that was the next best thing.
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I wish a woman would choose me as a bf
But I can't say I'd be a good bf
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I watched a porno where the guy was degrading the girl, and he told the girl that her name was Meat. And he'd be asking her "What's your name?" And she'd say "Meat, sir." And he'd be like making her scream "I AM MEAT!"

Girls, does that do anything for you?
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>>33975683
what does this mean
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>>33975684
How is she both really hot and your sister's mid friend from high school?
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>>33975687
I AM MEAT, SIRYESSIR OORAH *starts twerking*
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This hurts me more than it will ever hurt you.
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>>33974411
>ugly
>32dd
contradiction
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>>33975689
bc she's adorbs
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>>33975685
It’s a classic. My town only had a Legends cabinet at the pizza place but it was still sick.
Played a shitload of Dark Legacy on the GameCube with a bro
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What would you do if you found your male friend's diary in which he laid out a detailed plan about how he was going to get you trapped in the same room as him and violently anally sodomize you up the ass?
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>>33975686
100% real
Shit sucks man
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>>33975686
You can work on that bruther
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>>33975691
Sounds good *thumbs up emoji*
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I realize that porn is evil but I need to goon. What do?
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I don’t want sex, I just want a cuddle, a big big cuddle

big warm cuddle
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Why do women's bare feet look like slabs of really tasty meat? Like a nice cut off doughy-textured pork?
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Women, if you found your boyfriends diary would you have the integrity to leave it alone or are you reading it?
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>>33975700
You’ve seen enough porn at this point for a lifetime. Just use your imagination.
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>>33975695
I don't have a male friend. What if your victim shits on your anus
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>>33975689
she's just not plastic and fake like most pop artists desu. she produces the records in her bedroom and only blew up cause some of her songs went viral on TikTok. you can see in interviews she's really awkward and dorky. so I think the homeiness combined with her cuteness adds to the appeal
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The brainwashing that foid teachers do on boys is truly evil. I used to feel bad for females and think that men are bad people, but growing up is realizing that men are the good ones, and female creatures are the evil scum that deserve the abuse. Plus, foids themselves get off on being mistreated and they actively choose to date the small percentage of abusive men out of all the other nice men that approach them.

/thread
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>>33975700
Sell your asshole to a homosexualist who wishes to anally fuck you.
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>>33975700
Hentai
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>>33975705
NTA but I WISH someone would poop on my dick. Maybe even diarrhea on it while I pork their anus. That would be so fucking hot.
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>>33975698
Idk if I can
I'm a piece of shit
I think it would be best if I just liked myself
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>>33975700
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>>33975659
The moment I got home I missed the sex already. And I was too tired and sore to masturbate, so I just went to sleep frustrated.
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I had a good Monday except for the part where I went home to where I live alone and there was no woman there to sleep beside.
No woman to hold. Painful!
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>>33975688
I will put it in a spiritual lens. Being representations of creation itself, we all also have an innate and insatiable need ourselves to create. For women, this need is fulfilled internally; they literally create life inside of themselves. For men, we can only satisfy this need externally. So, building, art, poetry, science, civilization, etc. The only way for us to sate the need to create is outside of ourselves.
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I think I’m destined to be alone forever because I just think modern humans are so gross. Not just women but people in general. Everyone is so vain and full of shit.
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>>33975717
I preferred the initial draft with your reverse Freudian slip tbqh
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>>33975665
these hoez be playing but these speedrun WRs won't get themselves
>>33975720
Based hater
>>33975715
RIP, hug a pillow or some plushies and get comfy
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I’m gonna backflip up my own asshole and kill myself if I don’t meet a nice woman to feed a cheese board to before 2026 is over
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>>33975714
Don’t chase orgasms, my dear. Let your pleasure and joy be having your man’s cock inside of you.
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What do women do on the internet?
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>>33975725
Seek attention, et cetera
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>>33975707
I wish a hot foid teacher brainwashed me when I was in skool if you catch my drift
>>33975719
*based hater
>>33975723
hope you find a cheese lover foid
>>33975725
dressupgames.com, Tumblr, hot chip and lie
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>>33975719
Yup
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>>33975724
I think my issue is that I masturbate whenever I want to calm down in general. I need to just let emotions pass through me instead of reacting so passionately.
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>>33975710
Ew that's disgusting ngl. You'd both be grossed out
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>>33975720
Fuck you i want to die
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Hmm I think I’ll drink beer since I’m lonely and feeling a bit petulant
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>>33975722
I was just talking about speedruns with a friend whom likely has the same thoughts of himself as you do, and I would have thought he was 100% you if I didnt see the timestamp image. holy lol
I'm gonna speak to you like you are him. You will overcome this shit and bag a baddie. You got aura. I don't think you like talking about that stuff especially to me for reasons we both silently acknowledge, but I am rooting for you.
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I wish I could transmit the songs in my head to my post
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>>33975730
See, it’s a difference between guys and girls. For you, it’s an emotional need. For guys, it is a physical one. And it’s not even an orgasm you really seek, truly. It’s that emotional release.
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Findom is so hot, but I haven't sent any money yet. I've literally come so close to it but always stop myself lol
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>>33975736
sing them to usss
what kind of songs are you thinking of
>>33975733
don't overdo it but I'll crack another beer in cameraderie
>>33975735
>I would have thought he was 100% you if I didnt see the timestamp image
we should go bowling kek
what kind of games does he play/watch
>You will overcome this shit and bag a baddie
lol thanks dude I appreciate it
not in the best spot atm but I pray things will get better for all of us
just gotta work hard and believe right
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>>33975636
There is no potential if they ignore me
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>>33975738
You've been edging yourself
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Fellas is it gay to be madly in love with a woman
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State gender
Would you be concerned if your partner frequently liked, favorited, or in some other similar way interacted with media that featured someone with a drastically different body type than you? It may be people they know or movie stars. It may feature different people all together, but with the same overarching theme.
>e.g.
>you're a 6'6" male, but your girlfriend likes frail, skinny guys
>youre a white woman, but your boyfriend favorites black or mixed women's posts
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listening to new music, it's not bad so far. got christmas vibes
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>>33975741
You said that one a day respond to you. That’s one potential every day.
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>>33975692
shtewpid male anon doesnt know how bra sizes work

32DD is an average size
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>>33975747
sweet
post here if ya like
>>33975745
nah that's based
>>33975746
nah, people can like different things
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>>33975738
Is this what happens to financebros?
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>>33975735
>whom likely has the same thoughts of himself as you do
>don't think you like talking about that stuff especially to me for reasons we both silently acknowledge
wdym lol
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>>33975749
Average paizuri monster
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>>33975749
Ugly stretchmarks stomach anon
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>>33975749
nta
Prove it, post tits. I'm a visual learner.
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>>33975748
No. One responds to me once a day.
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>>33975746
>>you're a 6'6"
Whoa buddy
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>>33974411
dont forget, you're jewish too
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Gender,
What do you think of chickfila's kids show?
(This looks like thread starting art)
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>>33975746
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It would make me uncomfortable to be with a woman who spent any amount of time at all ogling any kind of man on social media tbqhwy.
It wouldn’t bother me if her gaze lingers on handsome guys in real life, but obsessing over parasocial hunks while I’m dating her would strike me as very disrespectful.
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>>33975756
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>33975763
delete
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Apathy is death
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>>33975752
It's what happens when you haven't had a conversation with a woman in over a decade
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>>33975764
Strange, is it new?
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>>33975764
Why does Chick-fil-A have a kids show? Do they eat at Chick-fil-A?
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>>33975746
It’s something i consciously avoid for the other. Even with sexting hookups where we share spicy shit, i avoid sending things of another type than her.
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>>33975740
he would legit do the niko bowling line as a response too, you may be his doppelganger
>what kind of games does he play/watch
he plays various stuff, think hes been doing battlefield and blue protocol lately
>just gotta work hard and believe right
im not lying when i say you can pull, you are better at putting yourself out there then you give credit for. Sending good vibes and prayers your way

>>33975754
for the first part i think you're too hard on yourself sometimes and it hurts to see you in a negative space. for the second part, some things are just best left unsaid, even anonymously.
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>>33975768
I do not think I will
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>>33975763
yeah picrel is really me except i dont really masturbate
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>>33975725
Post him
Ask you guys dumb questions instead of AI
Look at him
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>>33975778
Why not?
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>>33975778
Cute
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>>33975778
Plap
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>>33975778
>i dont really masturbate
You should. You should also record a voca while you do.
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Wow. This is so true...
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>>33975703
I'd leave it alone unless he gave it to me and told me to read it.
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>>33975759
Best get better with unobliged flirting then. None of that “hi” bullshit.
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>>33975764
looks like AI or something lmao
now I'm curious to check this out xD
>>33975769
D: rest and eventually you will find something that sparks your interest again
>>33975773
I'm not american but it's a family chain right
>>33975775
>legit do the niko bowling line as a response too, you may be his doppelganger
lool, I was thinking Breakfast Club but I would unironically go bowling with him
>battlefield and blue protocol lately
yoo based
thanks for the words of encouragement tho <3 and same to you
got a loot to fix in my life first though before I even think about dating again
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would any women here date a guy with poliosis?
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>>33975786
men are evil water is wet
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>>33975786
Ts creepy asl fr
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Wow, more of the same bait. Very cool and novel!
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>>33975780
i dunno its icky and not ladylike i guess

>>33975781
why?

>>33975782
you need to ask for consent first!

>>33975784
Why should i? It wont fix the sexual frustration
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>>33975792
Is that bad?
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Somewhat bummed I missed kittenposters tits
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>>33975793
>>33975794
Why do you guys hate Japan so much?
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>>33975791
>I'm not american but it's a family chain right
I don't know. I don't follow fast food lore.
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>>33975750
>>33975766
>>33975774
Interesting! Does it also extend, but not limited to, art of any medium featuring the same themes? Or is the line drawn at real people. We can assume that the proportions are all realistic or not, such as yaoi hands if you were to have small ones or enormous pecs if you were just an average Joe.
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>>33975796
>i dunno its icky and not ladylike i guess
nta but why the fuck did this make me so hard
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>>33975804
cause youre a gross man?
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>>33975799
They're over hyped.
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>>33975779
He's not married to you. You delusional freak
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>>33975617
Kek
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>>33975803
>Interesting! Does it also extend, but not limited to, art of any medium featuring the same themes? Or is the line drawn at real people.
Second guy here. The line is real people.
I wouldn’t care if it were just artistic depictions of hot guys. It’s the parasocial aspect of “following” them that gets under my skin.
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>>33975800
Japan only still exists because they have cute women and anime
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>>33975809
That's it, I'm jerking off to your tits and tummy
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>>33975799
saggy
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I only call you when it's half, past
five the only time that I'd be by, your
side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
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>>33975537
Yes
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Can we ever truly consent to sex until we're at least 35 years old?
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>>33975796
>why?
Looks huggable and perhaps hot as well
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>>33975796
Thoughts on tittyfucks?
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>>33975803
Look, i just recognize that all kinds of crazy shit lives up in their heads. But then again, i’m a daddy dom.
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>>33975821
yes?
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>>33975818
I probably wouldn’t mind, I actually like that
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Bro women are insane, thank god I'm gay
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>>33975803
I wouldn't mind at all, long as she wasn't obsessing over a real guy we knew then I'd raise an eyebrow
but just enjoying and appreciating aesthetics is fine
I find all kinds of women attractive and beautiful too so I get it
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>>33975831
>thank god I'm gay
some of us moids are insane too
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>>33975818
no theyre not >:(
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>>33975814
So, if I may presume, then it would be an issue if they were also friends?
>he/she liked her gym photos each time they were posted
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>>33975836
Show them
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>>33975836
Prove it right now
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>>33975799
I would also like to see them.
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>>33975837
Yeah, that shit’s not cool. Liking thirst traps of other men? Fucking lame.
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>>33975836
Do not post them, this is a blue board you fucking harlot
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>>33975835
Mad response
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Please show us your gorgeous breasts kittywoman
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realizing i had to get older and wiser to make progress and that i couldn't have been perfect when i was young but also watching others wwho found someone when they were young and imprefect and they stil loved each other
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Just nutted, I'm back.
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>>33975836
Kek, baiting the virgin simps. Props.
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>>33975845
What are you doing anon
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All in favor of kittenposter posting boob on /soc/ say aye
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>>33975851
We are so back.
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>>33975857
You'll have to treat her better than that, moids.
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>>33975857
She'll have another meltdown about how nobody feels they owe her for posting nudes on 4chan.
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>>33975857
she already did, you can probs find on /soc/ archive
don't encourage her to post more lewds lol c'mon coomers
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guys, i relapsed. im sorry
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>>33975865
Sounds like a fair deal to me
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>>33975867
i hope by relapse you meant you posted your tits again
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>>33975866
Lol fair. I am being evil
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>>33975811
I don't see where I said that.
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women do you want your nipples touched?
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>>33975831
Wish you weren't a homo, many such cases
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>>33975874
no we want our necks kissed
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>>33975846
>Mad response
Rad response
>>33975867
On what anon?
Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days
>>33975872
Go to horny jail
You should do what I do and say "any femanons want me to fap to them btw" and then get off on the insults
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>>33975877
why not both?
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>>33975878
>>Mad response
>Rad response
Chad response
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>>33975874
Fuck no. Personally, they're too painfully sensitive.
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I came to /adv/ to find atoga and read disturbing posts that were getting legitimately good advice and this improved my morale.
Now I'm not going to stick around because I don't feel the need but I'll ask a question-
Men, would you still love your hypothetical wife if she got kinda fat?
Women, do you think your hypothetical husband will still love you if you got kinda fat?

My answer is yes, I would
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>>33975871
>>33975878
i drank coffee today and had a nasty poop that made my butthole itch and made me bloated for hours. i need to stop drinking this shit
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You fuckers are worse than a chaturbate audience
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>>33975883
Innieanon?
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>>33975746
F. I wouldn't want my husband to spend a lot of time interacting with media that featured other women, no matter what they look like.
If he showed he had a type and that type isn't me, I would be upset.
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>>33975882
>Chad response
Sad response
>>33975877
I miss doing this
>>33975884
>Men, would you still love your hypothetical wife if she got kinda fat?
Duh
But I'm also a weirdo who'd feed her
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>>33975883
>>33975888
>Innieanon
Thats just jh, anon
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>>33975882
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Women deadass unironically say shit like
>Babe, all I did was naked cuddle with my ex because he had a rough week. Don't be so insecure.
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>>33975884
No.

I am belligerently repulsed by fat people. If I ever got fat I would kill myself. If my wife ever got fat...I would kill myself.
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>>33975884
That's very based of you.
I would hope he still loves me after my body produces for him.
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>>33975885
>itchy butthole

poor hygiene, excessive moisture, irritation from soaps or perfumes, threadworms, fungal infection, STD, or being stuck in itch-scratch-itch cycle is more likely than it just being coffee to blame unless your diet is just absolute garbage
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>>33975884
>Men, would you still love your hypothetical wife if she got kinda fat?
Sure, I think it's inevitable anyway. Especially after pregnancy. The real question is how fat
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>>33975883
Fucking hell, baby. You can’t be THAT horny.
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>>33975901
Just wait until you hear the reason why they're so sensitive.
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>>33975891
I don't even know who JH is bro
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>>33975884
>Men, would you still love your hypothetical wife if she got kinda fat?
Of course, but I would also encourage her to stop being kinda fat. It’s not healthy.
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>>33975893
women do this knowing it'll cause shit and just act innocent because they are uncreative and it almost always works
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>>33975884
Would she still love me if I quit my high paying job and worked minimum wage?
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>>33975903
hallo newfag
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>>33975906
the trick is to find a girl when you're making minimum wage, then you know she ain't a gold digger
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>>33975888
They are innies, yeh. Idk if there's another femanon that also has this issue, but >>33975891 is right, too.
>>33975901
It's not a matter of being horny. They're too sensitive in a negative way, like the unfun kind of painful.
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>>33975763
God i would fuck the hell out of this girl
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>>33975884
>would you still love your hypothetical wife if she got kinda fat?
You mean she carries 20 lbs more after giving me a gaggle of babies, or went through menopause 20+ years later?
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>>33975907
I'm not that new. I just don't keeps logs on thread lore.
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>>33975912
Do u have a time machine or u want me quit my job?
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Male anons what is the cure for sexual frustration
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>>33975902
I swear to everything, if you say hrt….
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>>33975893
Wtf fr?
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Women does a man's finger on your clit feel better that your finger?
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>>33975916
Give it time, you'll be forced to learn the lore for better or for worse.
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$100 says JH got wet from seeing Dick posted the other night.
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>>33975922
Masturbation can make it subside for a little while, sometimes
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>>33975895
He's already married you mentally ill cretin
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>>33975922
gawk gawk and plap plap
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>>33975922
sex
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bro why is blighttown so difficult
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>>33975933
not an option :(
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>>33975929
jh is wet 24/7
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Why am I sometimes good looking, but most of the time ugly?
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>>33975935
Poison areas are always fucking bullshit
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>>33975935
git gud scrub
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>>33975931
Did he marry me in the middle of the night or something?
This is so AI.
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>>33975936
try getting over it
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>>33975935
You must get good my liege
Are you playing one of the original console versions? The frame drops certainly don’t help
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>>33975922
Sit on your hand until it goes numb, and then used it to fondle yourself. Feels like someone else
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>>33975929
That's the safest bet known to man because >>33975937.
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>>33975943
No one in the year 2025 Anno Domini is playing DX9 Dark Souls 1
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>>33975920
no stay in your job pls so I can live vicariously through your richfag ass
>>33975916
based oblivious anon
>>33975922
masturbate and sleep
>>33975929
Dick Whittington posts here???
>>33975938
what is your lifestyle like
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>>33975936
Then madsurgrate
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>>33975941
>pic rel
Lol
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>>33975931
typical of her kind, she can't process a hypothetical
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>gf constantly wants to sleep on the side of the bed I use every night when I'm alone
>has my bedside table with all my supplements, books and light which is why I sleep there
>throws fits and demands to sleep there
>I say "no, it's my bed, my room. That's where I sleep
I get I'm mildly autistic but she brings this up every time she stays over and I'm convinced if I give into her it's not sending the right message.

This is retarded on both sides, right?.
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>>33975896
Well I didn't have this problem until I drank the coffee today because I can't clean my ass enough without irritating my asshole from wiping too much. Coffee just makes my poops gross, same with some sweets for some reason
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>>33974334
when I said I would do this for 5 bucks btw I wasn't joking
actually make it 10 bucks
>>33975952
oh my god just let her sleep on that side of the bed lmao
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>>33975943
yeah on ps3, gets to like 5-10 fps
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>>33975927
I think i’m just starting to realize….that i might start missing the unhinged nature of /pol/ being around you freaks.
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>>33975952
She's acting like a toddler and you're falling for it

No hope for men
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>>33975948
>Dick Whittington posts here???
Nah, the other one
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>>33975947
I ask because I think I remember that anon saying they bought it for PS3, but I could be thinking of someone else
It is a damn crime that Remastered makes the bonfire flame look less cool on everything but the switch, among other graphical issues
>>33975956
F friend
If my dumb ass could do it, so can you. Proceed very slowly and cautiously
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>>33975952
get separate beds
if i ever live with a woman, thats what im going to do idgaf
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>>33975956
:skull:
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do women ever fantasize about touching men?
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/atoga/ foid meetup!
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>>33975962
Yes apparently I was wrong, for some reason that anon decided playing an unpatched broken version of dark souls 1 was a good idea
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>>33975963
why would you do this tho
cuddling my ex every night was the only thing that got me through my prev shitty job
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>>33975966
How is it even possible to get this fat
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>>33975905
They do it bc they want to be told ‘no’. They do it bc they are desperate to be dominated by a man. They do it to filter out the weak and the simps. Women are desperate to have her man be her father figure.
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>>33975955
But why should I? Because it's demanded?

>>33975958
She can be quite childish at times, how am I falling for it?
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Men, you remember to floss, brush, tonguescrape, mouthwash, and rinse, right?
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>>33975966
God imagine the fucking SPLASH if one of them did a pool bomb
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>>33975889
Is the presentation a factor to you? Say it isn't really being hidden at all, and/or they add that they just like their outfits for you.
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>>33975966
imagine the smell. Yum
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>>33975967
Oh boohoo, it was plenty good enough when it was one of the only two ways to play the damn game
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>>33975969
I mean im not saying we cant sleep together ever but sometimes i just want my own goddamn bed
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>>33975974
>Mouthwash
Only time I'm putting alcohol in my mouth is to get drunk

>Tongue scraping
Meme
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>>33975938
Because your emotions swing. When you feel good, you feel good about yourself. When you feel like shit, you feel like you look like shit,
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>>33975970
imagine eating american fast food and junk food every waking minute every day for your entire life
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>>33975978
Keyword is was, when DSR exists
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>>33975974
Yeah. Except mouthwash. Thats cringe and unnecessary

>>33975980
>Tongue scraping
>Meme
No bro! bad breathe usually comes from the tongue
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>>33975970
fast food for every meal + black genes
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>>33975984
Just unreal. I’m American and eat loads of slop but that is next level, like it has to be a fetish or something
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>>33975952
>This is retarded on both sides, right?.
Not on both sides, no. It’s your bed; sleep where you choose. Otherwise you’re falling for the bullshit mind games and power plays of women. Don’t be afraid to tell her ‘no’. Contrary to popular belief, women are desperate for her man to tell her ‘no’ and take control.
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>>33975930
>>33975949
>>33975948
but women arent supposed to masturbate
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I think racism would be gone if every black woman had a bmi of 24 or under and didn't curse as much
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>>33975993
I’m pretty sure they’re allowed
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>>33975993
Wrong, women are supposed to masturbate regularly.
However they are not supposed to cum.
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>>33975980
>>33975986
mouthwash is the best part. you could use oil if alcohol too spicy for you
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>>33975991
in a way it is a fetish for fatties. it is their vice, their obsession, their addiction. food food food food. constant food shoved down their fat gullets into their fat bellies turned into fat shits
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>>33975995
It would be gone in a year if the state and media didn’t want it to exist
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>>33975952
Asset your dominance and tell her to sleep on you
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>>33975991
none of them work hard enough to afford the food they eat, either. it's truly disgusting.
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>>33975998
(Subtle knower)
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>>33975995
Dude, when people complain about blacks committing crimes, they're not thinking about the women.
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can i just get permission to touch myself so i feel less gross and filthy
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Women,
If you could press a button to make every man 6'10, 300lbs of muscle, with a 9 inch cock. Would you?
>>
M
I am jealous of the female orgasm. Its not fair...
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>>33976012
Good girls masturbate and cum hard.
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>>33976014
I can’t imagine what it must feel like to be able to cum multiple times, back to back. It’s probably for the best that I don’t.
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>>33976012
If you're a guy quit fapping.
If you're a female, go ahead babes you're allowed to have fun.
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>>33976012
Guy or girl?
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>>33976012
It’s perfectly normal. I will probably join you in solidarity.
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>>33975965
Yeah, I wanna hold it in my hand until he's hard.
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Shame most of the women into bdsm aren't hot. The women who want to be a slave the most are usually kinda uggo
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>>33976020
>>33976021
girl
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>>33976025
You can touch but you can’t cum.
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>>33976025
What r u wearing LOL
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>>33975974
uhh I brushed
should get back to flossing desu
>>33975973
>why should I?
bc you love her presumably
>>33975979
>sometimes i just want my own goddamn bed
fair play to want to sleep separately occasionally ig
>>33975993
>women arent supposed to masturbate
says who???
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>>33976025
Go on and play sweet kitten, if you have any use toys for extra fun
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>>33976013
No, I'd make every man 5'6, 130lbs, with whatever size cock the first woman he touches after I push the button likes.
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>>33976012
you haz permission
>>33976020
wtf sexist
>>33976027
>What r u wearing LOL
are you gonna fap to kitten
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wait do women get masturbation guilt too? When i was a kid, some terrorist attack happened in paris right after i jerked off, and i thought it was my fault...
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>>33976034
It was your fault, I heard about it on the news
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>>33976020
Based cringe if m based if f poster
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>>33976012
asking for permission makes it more gross and filthy
imagine having some weird kind of humiliation fetish where you ask fat incels on the internet permission to fap
how pathetic
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Men
Are you British?
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Women who lift weights and exercise are so weird like women should be soft and pudgy and slightly chubby like giant pillows, not all muscular and shit.
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>>33976025
>>33976026
Bc i said so. Breath deep and relax. Lie back. Only touch gently. Feel it wash over you. Let it wash away your cares from the day.
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>>33976045
get a load of this guy
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>>33975935
Fun dex weapon there though
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>>33976044
Disagree

You obviously are out of shape yourself. Women have a beautiful form that is better displayed, not covered with a layer of thick fat. Literally a smokescreen for being out of shape yourself.

And unless they're on gear, they look nothing like what you've described.
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>>33976048
Whatever man, who cares, people are going to be gross fucking weirdos regardless
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>>33976055
cause they hate seeing us happy
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>>33976055
I will never reveal my favourite asmrtist
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>>33976043
M
Yes
It's 4am here tho only the nutters are knocking about rn
>>33976055
I can't believe people actually watch this shite
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>>33976055
>3.5 million views
I think loneliness might be a choice
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>>33976050
>And unless they're on gear, they look nothing like what you've described.
This.
Natty women who lift have amazing bodies. Their muscles are soft.
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>>33976050
>You obviously are out of shape yourself.
Cope. I'm 6'3 180lbs.
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>>33976030
>bc you love her presumably
rolling over to demands isn't being in love
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>>33976043
I’m American, but both halves of my family tree came over here from Great Britain in the early 18th century. I’m English mostly, and Welsh and Scottish
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A woman masturbating is signaling that she's available
A man masturbating is signaling that he can't get laid
I know technically those are both true for both genders, but in practice that's how it's perceived
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>"How do I keep a man happy ooohh god it's so confusing oooooh"
Stomach full, balls empty. That's literally it.
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>>33976059
Eyo im a nutter then
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>>33976067
I’d put heart happy before stomach full and balls empty desu
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>>33976044
>another weak man scared of a woman being even slightly physically capable again
disgust
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>>33976064
>I’m American
End of sentence
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>>33976062
And I'm 6'1 and 77kg, whatever that is in burger units.

Means shit.
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>>33976060
3.2 million of them are indians
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>>33976078
Mmmmm noooo staaawp
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>>33976055
The internet is such a double edged sword
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>>33976063
>rolling over
I see what you did there lol
but seriously why would you not just let her have that side of the bed
>>33976068
ayooo
probs should go for a kip soon tho, housemates will be up for work in an hour lol
>>33976078
man I could go for a borg and some chips rn
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>>33976067
i want to treat a men like this so bad
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>rejected again
you guys said asian women fall head over heels for white guys but i mostly see them with asian men, or sometimes a white guy
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>>33976067
just because a girl feeds me and has sex with me doesnt mean she loves me
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>>33976085
Why would anyone want you lol, you’re the most inauthentic person to ever post
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>>33976089
Well I've never encountered a woman who cooks and sucks for a guy she doesn't like.
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>>33976085
only tall men tho, dont forget to include that part
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>>33976091
like =/=love
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>>33976088
hahahahahahaha
what kind of asian though
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My boyfriend (or the guy who I thought was my bf) told me he doesn't care if I sleep with other people. We've been dating for 6 months, I thought we were in a relationship, what the fuck. Feels like it would have been nicer for him to just break up with me outright rather than basically say he doesn't give a fuck about me
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>>33976091
I have :(
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>>33976084
>probs should go for a kip soon
Same man but on here browsing this shite instead
Lets agree to go sleep at 5 :)
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>>33976084
>but why not let her have the side of the bed
principle I guess. I don't think she really cares other than I said no, and I don't want to set a precedent where pestering me enough will cause me to give in
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>>33976096
I'm really sorry anon ): that's really shitty of him to say tf
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>>33976085
Weren’t you just asking permission to touch yourself?
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>>33976096
That’s some bullshit.
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>>33976095
pretty sure she was korean
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>>33976096
stab him
goodnight
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>>33976067
Bookended by respect and peace, yes.
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>>33976099
yeahh I'm not that tired but ik I'll kick myself tomoz (well today) if I all nighter
have a good one m8
what are your plans for today?
>>33976100
>principle I guess
bloody hell just let her sleep on that side of the bed lol is it that big a deal
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>>33976104
>hes not even sure what kind of asian she was
yeah thats probably got something to do with the rejection lmao
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>>33976100
Oh you're training her like a cat
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>>33976098
why would u do that
>>
I hate women.
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women do you like balls?
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>>33976111
I thought she liked me. I was wrong. She liked my money.
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>>33976107
You're actually reinforcing my opinion here. Nevermind. Two different perspectives I guess.
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>>33976107
Ive fuck all plans, sleep, eat and do a wee bit of drawing
Wbu?
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>>33976116
Oh I thought you meant that you've cooked and sucked for a guy you didn't like
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>>33976116
how many moneyz you have
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>>33976108
lol along with the assumption that him being white just guarantees Asian pussy, possibly so
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>>33976094
Who gives a shit if her actions match?
>oh no, for 40 years my girl has cooked for me, managed the home, drained my balls, given me children, given me respect and peace
>but does she Ackshually love me or just like me
Ffs, take the win.
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>>33976108
i didn't get to ask her yet, we were just talking about school and music
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throwing my life away for nothing
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>>33976119
Nope, I’m a guy. That would be a bit gay.
>>33976120
Not even that much! We were cohabitating.
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>have a first date set up with this girl tomorrow
>sent her a message several hours ago
>left on read
Should I even show up tomorrow?
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>>33976126
Yes? She could just be busy.
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>>33976118
Though actually i kind of want to get up and make a burger now...
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>>33976124
ok
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>>33976126
what time is it
maybe shes sleeping
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>>33976124
why
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>>33976126
She's fallen asleep man it happens we get very eepy
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>>33976118
sounds comfy af, you a NEET? what kind of stuff do you draw?
wanna have a productive one today so probs some housework, some work online and applying other jobs (assuming current job doesn't ask me to come in for a shift), maybe go shops, listening to choons all day too ofc
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>>33976131
>>33976134
I sent the message just after 3PM. It's 9PM now.
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>>33976124
Best of luck in the anime world
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>>33976096
Translation:
>he has been fucking me for 6 months and i thought that means he’s in love with me
Act like a whore; get treated like a whore.
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>>33976126
just send her another message tomoz asking if she's still up for the plans
>>33976124
I did this too, don't recommend
take care of yoself tho and focus on what makes you happy/is meaningful to you
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>cock curves upwards from the base
>cock measured from top is 5.5, from bottom 6.5
I was robbed of an inch
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>>33976135
You'll smash it man
Im neeted the fuck out right now, i dont draw any one thing in particular, just trying to study for maybe a wee arty gig in the new year we shall see
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>>33976136
3pm nap time hits so hard icl
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>>33976141
not really? the "effective" length would be somewhere in between. also why are you autists so obsessed with penis size
>>
For women with fuller lips, does it feel weird to kiss a man with average white guy lips?
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>>33976126
It’s been a few hours. Don’t be needy. The natural state is her needing/wanting you more than you to her. Chill the fuck out and don’t scare her off.
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>>33976139
Kek, this.
I've seen the same story here for the past 10 years every week. Foids are retarded.
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>>33976146
Don't have this problem
t. white guy with Med lips
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>>33976145
Women see a lot of difference from 5 to 6 inches
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>>33976146
only someone whose never kissed before would ask a dumb question like this
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>>33976143
that's awesome tho mate, I got a lot of respect for people who draw and do art and whatnot, gl with the potential gig and that
cheers mate, yeah have a good one
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>>33976146
You'll be fine if you know how to kiss.
>>
Whiteboi sex sux
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>>33976150
ah yes, (you), the expert on what every woman on earth thinks
>>
The average vagina is 4 inches deep.
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>>33976153
>only someone whose never kissed before
nta but you know what website you're on right?
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>>33976159
When aroused it's more
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>>33976156
nta
cant even watch this lol so cringe
what does he do wrong other than being fat and ugly
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>>33976161
lolllll 'babe im so horny my gash is deepening'
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>>33976157
Crushing your dick is in fact not conducive to a good orgasm
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>>33976161
by millimeters
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Why is deepthroating in jav porn so much better?
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>>33976090
no im very authentic, authentically trash
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>>33976162
He tried to move in with his tongue before they lips touched. Watch it.
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>>33976148
B..b..but, the patriarchy. If the patriarchy says to keep your legs shut, that must be bad. That means i should open them up and become a cum dumspter…

I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME!!!
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>>33976162
>what does he do wrong other than being fat and ugly
He elected to make a fool of himself in front of a camera
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Intimacy scares me.
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i wanna see penis
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my desire for pussy is starting to consume me. I will be sitting at work and as I'm programming, my mind will suddenly drift and remind myself that I have no one in my life and no bitches and then I get really sad
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>>33976157
Meet better white boys.
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>>33976159
This is true.
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>>33976185
Where?
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>>33976183
Look at your own.
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>>33976188
me
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DEAR WOMEN

Some American stats:

Women account for about 91–93% of all facial cosmetic surgeries.
The cost of a facial surgery is about $10,000 (can be a few thousands more or less depending on what you get exactly). Over 100,000 American women receive a facial surgery every year, and the number keeps going up every year.

In 2023, approximately 9,000,000 American women received Botox or equivalent neuromodulator injections for cosmetic purposes. A "basic" Botox plan (usually for women in their 20s and 30s) costs about $1,500 for a year. Older women typically have more expensive plans. It can go up to $8,000 for the year.

American women spend on average $300 a year on makeup. This does not include the tools to put on the makeup.

You can buy some decent thigh highs for $30. They are more alluring yet less popular than all the options above.
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>>33976172
Smaller dicks
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>>33976180
not me
how can i be scared of something i dont experience nor understand
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>>33976188
Somewhere other than where you’ve already looked.
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>>33976181
Average femanon.
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>>33976157
https://streamable.com/8gbdck
Trip on ranjeet
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That girl is so beautiful oh my godddd
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>>33976181
bluevalkyrie but curly
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>average vagina depth: 4 inches
>average woman's mouth depth: 5 inches

seriosuly what are niggas doing with a nine inch penis? waste of length that could've gone to height instead

sad!
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>>33976195
That's the scary part. Also interacting with people in general scares me. But I still want it. Fuck man I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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>>33976055
She has a hell of a bush on her, but she's cute
>>
my life's mission: to not get colon cancer or any cancer desu
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>>33976201
Doesn't it get deeper when they're aroused?

But at the same time I see those pics of women holing rulers up to themselves and 7 inches usually reaches to their belly button so I have no clue how that works. Like that's where the intestines are, does a 7in penis literally rearrange a woman's guts?
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>>33976201
>seriosuly what are niggas doing with a nine inch penis?
Winning dick measuring contests and having slightly nerve wracking and awkward sex, I imagine.
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>>33976205
*radioactive jizzes on ur face
whoops
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>>33976205
me too but i have a feeling i'm gonna die from cancer
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>>33976205
Everything causes cancer these days, but make sure to eat enough fiber. I eat about 40 grams per day.
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>>33976207
She will still want to see the guy with a big dick again over the guy with a small dick because she can brag to her friends about him. Foids don't even like sex.
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>>33976209
nta but same
all the petroleum products and smoke and lead and various chemicals i am exposed to, its probably too late for me even at 21 now.
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>>33976206
The vaginal canal curves. Dicks don't go in completely straight.
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>>33976174
You're sweet lol just a bit mental, ignore the haters
>>33976180
Real
>>33976183
Google it
>>33976184
Fap, get your programming work done, then meet some huzz
>>33976192
NAG and thigh highs are hot but eh I really like makeup
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It feels like being sleep deprived is when I’m the most myself
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>>33976184
How'd you get a job programing? Do you have a degree? Boot camp? Self taught?
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>>33976205
I wish I got cancer and the sweet release of death
>>33976199
Who
>>33976216
Probably lower inhibitions or whatever, or maybe you're just chronically sleep deprived
I can't remember the last time I felt well rested lol
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>>33976211
The foids I’ve had sex with liked the sex, but they do like to brag about the dick. This is true.
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>>33976147
I wouldn't be concerned at all if it was unread. I get it, people are busy. But she read it and then didn't respond, and it wasn't anything that would require a lot of thought or focus to respond to either.
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>>33976096
Is he a cuck?
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I need to have passionate sex with this skinny blonde from my gym or i will explode.
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Is it possible for an attractive younger woman to be a sex pest towards a straight single male?
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>>33976219
>Who
A girl who comes around at my job, she is so pretty it’s insane
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>>33976206
>tfw am 7" but will probs never have sexo
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>>33976216
Last one awake at the sleepover vibes
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>>33974557
Are you the femanon that hooked up with sisters?
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>>33976225
Aw, what is she like
I remember when I worked reception desk by a college and some of the girls who came in were stupidly pretty
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>>33976201
No guy should ever worry about size unless they have a literal micro penis (btw, literal means literal, like 1”) Approaching 7 invades. 6 is just shy of invading. Even 5 is fine.

Stop listening to the slags. They’re the same ones who say they they can’t even cum vaginally. They don’t know shit, and it has nothing to do with size.
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>>33976201
I have 5.5 inches dick, which is about average. It might be a bit smaller or bigger depending on how you measure, but at best I'd win or lose half an inch.
I have an average dick.
Guys are always pretending they have a big dick. I say pretending because if asked about it, guys always say they have a big dick, but statistically, that doesn't make sense. Most guys have an average dick. Only a few guys have a big dick. So most guys are just saving face. Even though the average dick is perfectly fine.
I'm not ashamed of my average dick. My average dick fits perfectly fine inside an average vagina. If fits fine inside an average condom. It fits fine inside the average underwear and the average pants. And it doesn't touch the water when I'm sitting on an average toilet.
I like my average dick. It does everything it needs to do, and every dick-related inventions we've made was built for the average dick in mind.
I'm proud to have an average dick.
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no i really need to shampoo and condition with a 3/8" buzzcut
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If I had a button to make every woman go up a cup size, I'd press it
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>>33976153
Close, I've only kissed once.
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>>33976235
I'll kill you
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>>33976230
She’s really sweet, a bit sassy, pretty fit, pretty black. Way out of my league
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>>33976235
>Anon instantly creates a worldwide bra shortage
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I will never ever measure my penis.
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>>33976235
You sick fuck.
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>>33976215
Fapping isn't enough. I regret ever having a gf, then I wouldn't crave human connection
>>33976217
Yeah I have a computer science bachelors
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>>33976222
I assume she probably tried to make him jealous and expected him to be like "noooo you're my gf I would never let you" instead she let the cumrag whore know that he doesn't care if she wants other guys, kek.
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>>33976238
She sounds like a baddie
Don't put yourself down tho
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>>33976231
I know measurements for a fact bc of girls that have had hysterectomies…7 will literally breach and make them bleed. Stop worrying about size.
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>>33976243
he let the cumrag*
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>>33976235
You fucking monster
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>>33976235
I'd press it twice.
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>>33976240
insanely based
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>>33976245
>7 will literally breach and make them bleed
What should a 7" guy do then
(I'm not a sexhaver so idk)
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>>33976201
>average vagina depth: 4 inches
Holy shit, we are SO back
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>>33976235
one cup size isnt a big deal. thats only like another inch added to their bust? i wouldnt notice if i went from a 40 to a 41 but im a dude
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>>33976153
>>33976157
Hi, goth girl :)
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>>33976237
>>33976241
>>33976247
sorry for improving your life
>>33976239
The market would bounce back
>>33976248
Can't tell if based or not
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>>33976252
It's just a little something extra
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>>33976254
>sorry for improving your life
Do you have any idea how much I will have to spend on new bras and clothes?
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>>33976257
just stop wearing bras and clothes
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>>33976257
But think about the positives
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>>33976254
>improving your life
you'd ruin it
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If i had a button to make every woman ass slightly bigger and rounder id press it.
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>>33976257
if youre clothes dont have enough leeway to compensate for only one extra cup size, your clothes are too tight aka u r a slutttt
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>>33976254
>sorry for improving your life
You're only improving the lives of disgusting, predatory men
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Gender
My hot ex was from a more rural part of the philippines and her cousins are even more beautiful than her. Would it be retarded to visit that part of the country exclusively to have sex with them and any other hot local women?
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If I had a button to make every woman an inch taller, I'd press it until we have a worldwide matriarchy.
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>>33976261
Unlikely
>>33976264
Everyone likes boobs
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>>33976265
Bro gonna be laying down that philipipe
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if i could press a button and give all women hot sexy ankles i would press it
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>>33976244
I am not worthy of a baddie like that but thanks bro
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if i could press a button to kill all you fucking fat obese retards i would do it instantly
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>>33976266
nah, average woman height could be 6'10" and they'd still all be submissive fearful pushovers
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Girls, would you suck your boyfriend's dick while he has a cold?
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>>33976269
Ankles?
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>>33976264
NTA.
Hey! I treated my busty ex very well.
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>>33976245
>7 will literally breach and make them bleed.
This is true, every man with a 7"+ penis has killed at least one woman by accident.
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>>33976272
I'm actually healthy weight for my height
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If I could press a button and give all women orgasms I'd press it like 4 times, wait 5 minutes, then press it 2 more times.
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>>33976272
you dont want hot sexy ankles?
>>33976275
yes.
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Cut off boob mens dicks
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>>33976266
I'd spam that button til it breaks
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>>33976272
Tell us about ohio's fat hands again
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>>33976281
They're the majority
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>>33976269
I like ankles too
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i press the button that gives all women on earth AA-cups
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>>33976272
Oi I'm not fat or obese
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>>33975976
No. I think that it is disrespectful to lust after people publicly if you're married. And I know he does not give a shit about outfits, so add insulting my intelligence to the mix lmao

Obviously I wouldn't care if he said "Yeah, (x) is hot" once but if he spent his time on social media following (x) and interacting with her and thristing after her, I'd be upset. He should be better.
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>>33976282
is this white rose giantess fan art?....
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>>33976250
All those 7+ fuckers never bottom out. Have you never noticed that in porn? Those really big dick fuckers never plow.

So first of all, i was talking how 7” with a hysterectomy can make them bleed. Second, if it’s your girl, over time, slowly, she can adjust enough. Her parts are adaptable, but 8-9 is never going to adapt to her fucking cervix and womb.

If it’s your girl, just be gentle working your way in. If it’s a slag on a desperate one night stand…fuck until she begs you yo stop (snd for you coomers, i didn’t mean begging from pleasure. She will beg you from literal pain.)
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Do you ever lurk random normie facebook accounts?
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>>33976281
You're in no position to judge, JH.
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>>33976281
The girl I like right now has really small boobs. I like her tiny body.
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I would prefer a button that makes women feminine again
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>>33976284
And?
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>>33976289
Poss...
>>33976273
Tall shy girls are cuuute
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Femanons, do you ever use bad words irl?
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>>33976235
I'd sit on it and fall asleep
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>>33976292
>EPIC NAME DROP
>and completely wrong
Yeesh.
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I could push a button that teleported me to a different city so that I could date femanon, I would push it
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>>33976296
Her face lowkey looks like she wants some of the pizza
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>>33976295
Women like dick
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>>33976298
thats crazy
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>>33976290
Well I wouldn't want to hurt anyone obvs but thanks for the advice anyways, just be careful and slow ig is what I'm getting from this
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push the button that makes everyone neurotypical with two loving heterosexual parents
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Im 6'2 and i would love to have a 6'2 stacy gf
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>>33976304
Only a fraction of them are actually good
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Push the button that lets me hold that girl’s hand
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>>33976298
their insecurity makes me sad
i wish they could see how beautiful they are
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>>33976307
i wish this was real
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>>33976307
>makes everyone neurotypical with two loving heterosexual parents
I think I'm going to be sick
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If I had a button that could make women love men, then I would wake up from my dream.
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>a male with a dick
"Ewwwwww"
>A handsome male with a dick
"Yum"
Women in nutshell
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>>33976301
How many angry chestlets can one thread have?
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>>33976299
Yes. I try not to, but thing annoy me so much.

>>33976274
Sure.
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keep your head up, alright? at the end of the day, you are an attractive gay indian
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I really need to get my shit together, I can't let my spirit (or my body) die. Been eating like shit for several months now, no exercise, and I've stopped doing my hobbies as much on weekdays because I'm too exhausted after work. This can't continue!!!!!!!!!
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>>33976315
Were you raised by 2 lesbians?
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>>33976311
Not true, ass guys are much worse at sex
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Push the button that makes me less horny
I have to jerk off twice a day
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>>33976318
>an ugly woman with a pussy
"Ewwwww"
>a hot woman with a pussy
"Yum"
Let's not pretend men are different...
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>>33976307
Best I can do is press the button where you life starts right now and you have to deal with the bullshit RNG your random seed gave you, but you can still make it.
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I need to buy a body pillow. :|
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>>33976277
If you were following, i was talking about the limits of their anatomy.
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>>33976322
Same. I've taken a day off a week until the end of the year and a whole week off hoping to recharge a little.
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>>33976324
NTA. Why is that?
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>>33976312
*monkey's paw curls*
okay here you go anon
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>>33976328
I just hug my normal pillow
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I hope every foid spends every day for the rest of her stupid foid life lonely and miserable.
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>>33976332
Average ass man is fat
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>>33976334
It ain’t cutting it for this guy
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>>33976335
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722529
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>>33976326
Any holes a goal!
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>>33976337
fairr
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I'd press the button that makes all the girls pregnant.
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>>33976333
Not her hand, she’s black, you got the wrong gal
*looks at my stump*
Ahhhhh
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>>33976326
Men don't despise ugly females or short females tho
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>>33976336
Interesting.
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>>33976331
Programmer?
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>>33976323
no but both my parents are autistic
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>>33976345
They despise ugly and old women.
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fuck me I'm so gassy and bloated right now, im just a gassy little princess
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>>33976351
...
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I want a button that makes white women care more about young white boys than third-world brown criminals
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>>33976324
Stop deflecting and get your dick cut off
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>>33976341
why...??
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>>33976340
I’m sad!
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>>33976306
It all depends on the circumstance. Because i promise you, that if the girl is into, she will want you to want her PRIMALLY. And primal desire means fucking like an animal. My best advice is to be primal first, then gentle.
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>>33976356
buy your pillow..
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>>33976345
Short no, ugly yes.
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>>33976354
My cock would take a day and a half to get through. That's only if I you can get your mom off it
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>>33976351
I push the button that explodes you.
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>>33976353
Don't press that button! You'll create a space-time paradox and collapse the quantum state of our universe into non-existence!
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>>33976348
No, speech therapist. I actually have to get dressed and go to work, even if it's 6:45 in the morning and it's really cold outside.

What do you do?
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>>33976350
Actually it's middle-aged women. Once she's old enough she's not despised anymore.
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>>33976341
Dangerously based
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>>33976363
hehe cute dog
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Girls, what would you do for your boyfriend if his mom died?
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>>33976363
PUPPY
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>>33976358
I probably will but this SUCKS
The woman I want to hug is nowhere near me and I’m going to have to do so much shit to get the hug. Like most of the year ahead of me will be spent on this
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>>33976364
MILFs exist
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>>33976357
OK but I still wouldn't want to hurt anyone
>>33976363
Have a great day at work ox!! You'll smash it
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I think going to the philippines is actually the move, most of the dudes that visit are ugly, old, and fat. If you're a hot, tall, young white guy, there will be even more of them vying for your attention! It's fool-proof
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>>33976367
ask him how i can support him
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My mother got a big ass whole pumpkin pie from work and now I am forced to finish the entire pie over the course of the next 4-5 days.
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>>33976360
So boobfags are liars too. No one would ever willingly be near your nasty dick don't kid yourself
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I push The Button.
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>>33976374
Oh, the horror. You don’t like pumpkin pie?
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>>33976372
You could also try 'nam. The dollar to dong conversion rate is fucked up strong.
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>>33976375
My cock Is impeccably washed. Sorry you hate your tits dear
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>>33976376
You're all about to hate me.
I play the game.
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>>33976374
it will end up in the toilet anyways, why force it through yourself first?
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>>33976378
>dollar to dong
Heh
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Question for busty women, how do you feel about a partner fetishizing your body type in a relationship? Assume that they kept it 100% behind closed doors, and only after you'd already been together.
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>>33976377
I love pumpkin pie but knowing that I am going to eat an entire pie is daunting.
>>33976381
I don't like letting food go to waste
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>>33976380
fuck you...
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>>33976380
Fuck I just lost the game D:
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The Sugababes would love it in here
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Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend wanted to drink your boob sweat from out of your sports bra with a crazy straw?

Would you let him?
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>>33976385
>I don't like letting food go to waste
this is why you are fat
>>
I PRESS THE IMMUNITY BUTTON, IT PROTECTS EVERYONE FROM ALL EFFECTS INCLUDING "NO IMMUNITY" EFFECTS
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>>33976385
Pawn a slice or two off on your coworkers.
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>>33976378
I'll show them a dong to pregnancy exchange they can't resist!
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>>33976388
Based
My friend met Sugababes at Costa coffee lol I am well jelly
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>>33976389
Yes I am a woman and I would let him do this
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>>33976384
it's better than if his type was the opposite of me but ideal he's be the kind of guy that likes all sorts of girls and is just happy to be there
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>>33976385
>eating a pie is daunting
How have you never had any real problems your whole life that's incredible
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>>33976384
Positively. I love that I can fix most of his small issues by showing him my tits.
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>>33976388
so many buttons to push...
>>33976389
nobody sweats that much, ew and no
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>>33976369
:(
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>>33976396
Almost like a scarcity mindset?
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>>33976390
5'11" and 145lb
>>33976392
No
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>>33976403
no, almost like having the ability to see the beauty in all sorts of things and a sense of gratitude
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>>33976398
It's so true. Automatic day brighteners.
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>>33976371
>OK but I still wouldn't want to hurt anyone
Who the fuck said anything about hurting anyone? I think you misunderstood. The chatline started with the practicality of size. And the fact is that big dicks hurt. That has nothing to do with WANTING to hurt anyone. But here’s the rub…a girl that is into you will want you to fuck her like an animal. With some, you’ll have to navigate that balance.
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>>33976399
>nobody sweats that much
>ew and no
picrel
>>33976395
Dubious but I will live with the fantasy that you are indeed a woman that would let me do this.
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I like women with tiny waists and big hips
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brehs, my wool roving order keeps getting delayed
imma kms
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>>33976407
When he's having a hard time with something at work he'll ask for his "thinking hat" and it's just me putting my tits on his head while he's at his laptop and it's never not funny to me and I love him.
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>>33976394
Did they sign their wee iced mocha
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>>33975700
Goon to animated porn
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>>33976379
My tits are perfect and boobfags will never not be developmentally stunted and low iq >>33976389
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>>33976408
We're going in circles here so nvm
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>>33976411
wasps?
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>>33976418
>My tits are perfect
Prove it
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>>33976419
Round round baby round round
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>>33976411
I like women who are borderline anorexic. Like so skinny that I can wrap my hands around her waist and have my fingers meet in the middle.
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>>33976416
Lool, iirc she got a pic with them and they gave her autographs on a napkin
Apparently they were really nice and chill and, well, babes
This was like 20 years ago lol
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My chili verde was good, I was gonna make some fancy mexican rice to go with it but I couldn't be arsed so just regular white rice, topped with greek yogurt and red onion.
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>>33976398
Sometimes when I'm having a rough day at work, I'll get a morale boost text from my wife. I can vouch for its effectiveness.
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>>33976421
You don't deserve to see it. Kill yourself
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>>33976424
Theyre still out and about last I heard, they were doing some gigs here this year
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>>33976427
Fake and gay until proven otherwise.
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>>33976419
Sure, operate in bad faith. Well done.
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>>33976420
kinda
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>>33976415
I swear I didn't see this when I wrote >>33976426
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>>33976429
Your cock is fake and gay
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Do most women hate men?
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>>33976427
Which body type are we allowed to like?
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>>33976435
I'll write your name on it to prove otherwise.
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>>33976436
I don't think so
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>>33976436
no, most women hate themselves and use men as a social scapegoat
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Do most people have a favorite color? DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR, YES YOU
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>>33976442
My favorite color is women
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I suck at writing I'm never gonna be the next Henry Miller
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>>33976442
M

Violet, idk why people don't believe me when I say it though
>>
M
Is it weird that I don't like hanging out with friends one on one?
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>>33976442
White
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>>33976442
M
The color of the sunset, when the sky gets all pinkish
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>>33976447
I hate it too but im autistic
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>>33976442
no, I don't
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>>33976436
Yes. But they hate non-Chads the most for thinking they deserve love.
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>>33976437
Shouldn't matter if you actually loved her

>>33976439
I don't want to see my name on your tiny dick
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>>33976446
Violet is nice, I don't think a lot of guys would say violet for some reason.
>>33976449
That's a good one. Also reminds me of brits in ww2 trying out pink as sunset camo.
>>33976451
I can't choose a single color desu.
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>>33976447
I don't like hanging out with anyone, so I don't think so
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>>33976450
Hey me too! :D
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>>33976422
Lool based <3
I still DJ with this song all the time
https://voca.ro/13rNE0plH8vU
https://voca.ro/13nRo819l6Zj
https://voca.ro/14lDHMp2iSYa
>>33976428
That's sick that they're still kicking
They were always very talented
>>33976430
Just feel like we were speaking at cross purposes lol
>>33976446
Based, purple is the colour of kings
>>33976436
Nein
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>>33976455
>brits in ww2 trying out pink as sunset camo
Holy shit I had no idea that was a thing. Thats kinda cool as hell
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>>33976452
nobody deserves anything
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the tension is incredible, boy
I'm in charge
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>>33976460
Then why were foids upset at the guy who ran away when that female student got robbed? They were all like "what a coward he is"
Suddenly then foids feel entitled to men protecting them lmao
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thread is dying, someone post nudes
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women when was your last time giving a blowjob to a guy you never blowed before? How did it happen?
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>>33976466
everyone wants to get everything they can, doesn't meant hey deserve it mr pea brain
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Women always threaten our genitals for some reason
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>>33976458
>I still DJ with this song all the time
Let's fuckin goooo
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>>33976467
A femanon this time, to be fair.
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>>33976470
Your genitals are all you're good for
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>>33976473
I eat pussy alright and work hard too
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>>33976471
Yahooo
>>33976467
I just got into bed tho
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>>33976468
it was november 10. in 2015
we were making out in the car after a couple of dates
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>>33976469
You're fucking retarded.
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>>33976477
no u
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Alright. 1, 2, 3…your first fantasy.
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>>33976475
perfect timing wdym, pop the phone under the covers
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>>33976243
Lol no, he told me this pretty out of the blue. Kinda feels like he wanted me to also tell him that I'd be ok with him sleeping around too, but I was too startled to respond at all.
I have no interest in other men, though I guess at this point I have no interest in him either.
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>>33976482
being happy
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>>33976482
>>33976486
This is already too sad lmao
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>>33976482
Being a Jedi
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>>33976482
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Women, how do I befriend women? No, I'm not trying to bang.
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>>33976488
oop, my bad
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>>33976096
>I thought we were in a relationship
This is why communication is important
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>>33976480
>i am such an edgy boy nobody like deserves anything mannn i am sooo le deeep and profound
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>>33976491
be funny and charismatic
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>>33976436
https://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2021/10/what-if-women-just-dont-like-men.html
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>>33976471
Also this UKG mix is fire https://youtu.be/ME_e7OjsSfI?si=XObEy7_cx91D9o1w
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>>33976495
this isn't deep or profound, it's just the truth
sorry to burst your entitlement bubble bub
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I literally fall asleep dreaming about being a Jedi
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>>33976491
Male friends to women are just guys that are too unattractive to be a boyfriend
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>>33976483
My phone is on 2% battery
>>33976491
You can also just be a nice person and talk to them like people and share interests
I'm not really funny or charismatic at all but most ppl don't care about that
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>>33976502
reddit called, they want their cringe back
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>>33976493
We have discussed it - he's told me he wants to be serious, we're boyfriend & girlfriend, etc. idk if he was bullshitting me all along or if he's changed his mind, guess it doesn't matter too much either way.
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>>33976499
I can't listen rn but I'll save her
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>>33976503
You guys were saying the exact same thing about female friends last thread
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>>33976502
do u keep a dream journal? mine is fucking insane. i've had so many disturbing and just like weird bizarre artsy dreams lately.
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>>33976505
I found it quite funny and giggled to myself while typing it
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>>33976504
Cant be sleeping without a charger you absolute headcase
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>>33976506
some people just aren't that obsessed with who's genitals someone touches, doesn't mean he doesn't care about you or the relationship
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i will fart down your throat
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>>33976506
lolol
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>>33976508
Both are true
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>>33976503
Moid projection at its finest
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>>33976515
not valentines day yet
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>>33976509
Not anymore, I remember 4 really disturbing dreams and that was enough. Stopped once I learned to lucidly dream
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>>33976510
you have a strange sense of humor
>>
Just scooted my feet under the cat for warmth
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>>33976522
Generally if the phrase “that’s so stupid” describes it, I’ll laugh
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>>33976523
poor kitty
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>>33976523
post kot
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>>33976506
Maybe he's just secure enough not to be jealous?
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>>33976524
does that mean you're laughing non stop when thinking about yourself?
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>>33976523
POST CAT
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>>33976514
>who's genitals someone touches
Why do people pretend that sex is only penis entering the vagina and that's it?
You're tangled up in another person, looking them in the eye, holding them, connecting with emotions
All of that is part of sex
>>
bunch of nupid stiggas
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>>33976514
I don't want to be with a guy who doesn't want me to be his woman. I wouldn't want my guy fucking other people and I expect my partner to feel the same way about me.
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>>33976521
damn, idk how to lucid dream. only done it by accident in a couple of nightmares
>>33976523
lmfao
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>>33976529
More or less, yeah. I am completely serious by the way, lightsaber noises are incredibly soothing
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>>33976531
so? some people have no issues with the person they love having a good time
>>33976533
ok, find a stuck up guy to date then
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>>33976096
Is he a millennial?
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>>33976531
NTA. Can't it also be as simple as a woman getting pounded over a desk?
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>>33976533
smae
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>>33976537
NTA, I would be sad
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>>33976537
thats not how deserving works you mongrel
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>>33976539
>ok, find a stuck up guy to date then
>so? some people have no issues with the person they love having a good time
You're clearly the better man
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gross hrs rn.
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>>33976539
Do you share your girlfriend?
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>>33976545
indeed, I'm more of a man than you and I'm not even male
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>>33976541
>Can't it also be as simple as a woman getting pounded over a desk?
She's still giving herself over and ok with another man taking control over her and being vulnerable with him.
She is giving her body to him
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>>33976547
I'm not a lesbian
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>>33976548
tran?
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>>33976548
NTA. Would you ever consider being a hotwife?
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Need me a woman thats a traitor to her gender and gets other women for threesomes or cuckqueaning.
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>>33976548
>I'm more of a man
>I'm not even male
I'm proud that you admitted it, that takes courage
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>>33976551
no, stop projecting
>>33976552
sounds cringe, why can't you just be normal about sex?
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>>33976552
Is that like a wife with flame decals
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Haha femboy energy
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>>33976556
I see your brain is even smaller than your balls
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>>33976557
>sounds cringe, why can't you just be normal about sex
But "normal" is monogamous?
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>>33976544
Oh, now you deserve to live? Lmao, you're not very good at your own logic.
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>>33976559
):<
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>>33976564
wanting something doesn't mean you deserve it
don't bother to respond, you're too retarded to talk to
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went to the mall today to buy some shirts
walked into this store, a worker in there was walking around kinda dressed like my ex, same prissy ass behavior, wavy golden hair, regal nose and lips. skinny, nice figure, long legs, no bra nipples poking out
anyway I asked her some advice on a shirt she said "well no offense but you're short so Id go with bla bla "
I said "dont take this the wrong way but you look like my ex" and actually looking at her up close I decided she didn't look as pretty she said "haha is that a good thing or bad thing" I said "idk she was taller than you though haha"

She went and got me a dressing room, spent a little too long inside of it while opening it up for me.

girls, would you have felt burned. i kinda feel like I inadvertantly made her feel bad
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>>33976549
Is that really so bad if it's just for like 10 minutes?
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>>33976565
It’s very funny and silly
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>>33976566
>mannn like nobody deserves anything broooo
>I-i didn't mean it like that ;_; y-you're retarded ;_;
Kek, I accept your concession. Don't be an edgy boy next time.
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>>33976557
>Not a bbc enthusiast
Unfortunate.
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>>33976562
breh knows absolutely nothing about human history
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can dicks throb hard enough to type on a phone?
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>>33976574
It’s not easy but it is doable
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relationships made whilst travelling are pretty much always doomed, right?
You meet on vacation essentially so its unrealistic from the get go.
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>>33976573
Why'd you say non-monogamy was cringe then?
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>>33976574
Yes, why do you ask?
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>>33976569
whatever, I'm going to take a shower
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>>33976579
show me
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>>33976580
me too, see you there
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>>33976557
>why can't you just be normal about sex
How many nose piercings and tattoos do you have?
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>>33976580
Good luck
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>>33976567
Should have put her into a Full Nelson.
She won’t be walking straight for days and will regret insulting short kings in the future.
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>>33976581
What do you want him to type out
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>>33976589
whatever is on his mind
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>>33976568
She is still giving her body over and letting a man have his way with her
He could do whatever he wants to her, she is giving him full control to be his plaything
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>>33976584
Wow…
What happened?
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I'm not normie enough to get a gf and all the alt girls are taken or have bpd :(
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>>33976578
you don't have to turn everything into a porn thing
>>33976584
none
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>>33976574
'ick on 'eck
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>>33976584
still would
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>>33976573
>breh knows absolutely nothing about human history
Most sex in human history was tribes killing other tribes and forcing themselves on their women and you either be obedient or you get bonked on the head.
Don't pretend human history is everyone in a village having sex with everyone and they all live happily together
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>>33976591
(You)
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>>33976506
See, I'm 100% monogamous, but it wouldn't bother me if my gf hooked up occasionally as long as I didn't meet them. Why do you find that disagreeable?
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>Image limit
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>>33976602
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>>33976601
so talented
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>>33976603
you'd meet them through stds, retard
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>>33976603
>I'm 100% monogamous
>but it wouldn't bother me if my gf hooked up occasionally as long as I didn't meet them. Why do you find that disagreeable?
Why are men so weak now?
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>>33976620
What do you mean?
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>>33976620
because they're homo
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>>33974557
Sounds fun
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>>33976012
people who feel gross about masturbating disgust me like grow the fuck up how can you not find in masturbation something innately good and virtuous. people with dispositional problems about eating or sex or whatever are fucking gross man it just shows they don't have any depth to them and operate on the level of what others think about them that doesn't reflect reality. when i think about a girl masturbating im reminded of all sorts of subtle emotions and the charm of solitude and it makes me view her as even more beautiful. i'm an incel but when i jerk off it's almost always to female masturbation content usually doujins so im always searching up f:masturbation and f:solo_action on exhentai partially because its hot as fuck but partially because it's one of the few sexual acts that retain a sense of emotion and subtlety for example when done in pajamas in the rosy silence of her room with plushies around. why would you be grossed out by that it seems like a dream. i wish i was a girl so i could masturbate like that. imagine if you were a guy you'd probably never jerk off lol.
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>>33976436
All of them do.
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>>33976594
College
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>>33976620
I'm not weak.



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