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>>34028933Idk probably the chicks I see in college think talking like that sounds retarded and ghetto so they don't. Bunch of them are also from foreign countries and out of state. Frankly i assumed that it's not common for young ppl to talk like that in general, thought it was more of an online thing. But I also have a very limited sample size or whatever in terms of people I interact with.
>>34028953Manifesting black g wagon
M or F?How much would somebody have to pay you to drink a litre of this?
>>34028962>manifesting losing money
I like forcing men to do what I want but then they hate me, what do? (I’m not a rapist)
>>34028967F you could not pay me enough for a litre of that
>>34027575>>Gib routineSorry was busyI don't follow a strict routine. I have a list of excersizes I can recomend and I do 2-3 pretty much every day. People will say you can do forearms "every day", but those people tend to be people who haveA: Hurt their armsB: Have T-rex arms from doing it way too muchIf your body says to rest, even forearm, do soTo begin with, you want a rice bucket. It'll give good pumps early on. You'll outgrow it fast, but its very good for rehab. I use mine very rarely, when my arms or wrist act up, and then they're usuallyf ine the next dayList: speicalized: Thick wrist curlhttps://youtu.be/lHlSgXybDtQ?t=1117This is more of a specialist lift. If you want general size, skippable. You can do it with hand flipped the other way to hit the top muscles instead of bottom.Thick grip is important, and you want to lower the weight a bit to compensatehttps://youtu.be/2Arzt_SSqKc?t=222This is a pronator excersize very specifically. Muscle on the inner side of your elwbow you probably can't feel. Doesn't add much mass (mine is pretty visible, but only if I actively flex it), but does considerably increae your strength specifically when pronatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRMffrZjGJ0&t=1357sAlso pronatorGeneral: https://youtu.be/NHNkSskZwUM?t=141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHNkSskZwUM&t=159sOne of these. You don't need both, its the same shit. Just go for whatever is comfy. You can also do barbell behind back, it doesn't really matter. I do barbell infront because its the most comfy.https://youtu.be/dN1Sc6rvtBc?t=132Wrist roller. Very cheap. Kills forearms fast and in my experience also progresses fast. For me I stand on my bench for the extra height to get a full rotation every timeGo light. I do about 25kg as is, I could do 30kg, but at that point I'm losing form, not standing straight enough.
WOMEN OF /adv/ What are your thoughts on this video? Is a men a menace if he dares tries to approach you and shoot his shot? Apparently thousands of zoomettes in the comments agree. https://www.tiktok.com/@riley..fitz/video/7580946902687075597
>>34028970What do you force men to do?
https://youtu.be/QYW1XWofXzc
Women, if I look into your eyes and internally say "God youre gorgeous please marry me", can you tell somewhat?
>>34028967The plastic makes it gross. Sweat is only good when it comes straight from the skin or filtered through natural fabrics.
>>34028967>drink some mentally ill man's sweatNaN
>>34028973And hammer curls, but hammercurls don't kill your forearms remotely as close as the above two generalist excersizes even if you load up heavier. I'd still rec these, but less so. They hit muscles higher on the arm, closer to the elbow.I've just started doing forearm focussed, top only pullups but I can't comment on how well that worksThese are otherwise all I do as is. My recomendtion would be1: Rice bucket, start here2: Wrist roller, because that's good with lower weights and very cheap3: Barbell finger curls, which also kill with low weights4: Hammer curlsEvery day kill your forearms with excersize 2 or 3 unless your forearm does not feel up to it. Then rest, and do it again. Then either do the other one or pick a specialized excersizeI wouldn't recomend daily hammer curls. Doesn't seem to recover remotely as fast.And i wouldn't recomend doing more than this. You want to kill your forearm, then recover and repeat. Its a muscle that grows better if you bully it compared to other muscles. This is what has worked for me so far. There'll be better ways, which I'll continue to experiment with, but the main takeaway is really "wrist curlers are very cheap and very good"Anyways, female women,Thinks on big forearms?
>>34028970>I’m not a rapistMaybe you should be...
>>34028973Oh great gym bro can you give me a good entry level routine to have the roundest ass?
I think anybody who does excessive forearm training is a retard.Not because they're training forearms, but because you can obviously see the influence social media has on them.
WHO THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO BE? THEM OR ME? ME OR THEM?
>>34028985No idea sorry, the only ass excersize I've ever done is hip thrusts (which worked pretty well) but to be honest I have a huge ass just genetically so its not something I think about much
>>34028953Why don't lonely single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>34028974M>said he'd been watching mecreep behaviour.Also she didn't even expose the dude, just commented an experienceliteral nothing burger
>>34028989I’m asking this to you and every gym bro reading this I NEED THE BEST ASS PLEASE HMU
>>34028989This nigga can fuck
Ladies, can I join your server?
>>34028974I'm not gonna watch the video. Idk, I assume it's ragebait because her tiktok wasn't going as well as she wishes it would. Nobody cares if you talk to them at the gym.
>>34028987They/Them
For Sale. One penis, never sucked.
>>34028999The video itself isn't really relevant, it could be totally made up for all it matters, the main point is how the thousands of women in the comments are (near universally) reacting to it.
Spoke with 3 cute girls at gym today.
horny
>>34029010samewanna jerk off together?
>>34028967M>pay meniqqa I'd do it for free>>34028970>I like forcing men to do what I wanthot>>34028976amogus drip>>34028987your mom
>>34028994Squats.RDL.Hip thrusts.
>>34028991they could date slim guys with a full head of hair>>34029009based, any bubble buts or blondes lel>>34029010go 2 horny jail>>34029011nta but sounds a bit homo
>>34028975Talk to me, hold things for me
>>34029010SameI was looking at this r34 page now
shot myself in the balls with an airsoft gun again
>>34028999I’m a man and I don’t like when people talk to me in the gym. I had some random dude come up to me one time and told me I was doing deadlifts wrong because I was bringing the barbell all the way down. Shit pissed me off so much that he was giving stupid advice.Bro I have my headphones on I don’t want to talk to you.If I was a woman, yeah I’d be creeped out if some boomer came up and said I looked hot and asked me out at the gym. It’s pretty well established that the gym is not a place to pick up chicks and most gyms have strict policies against this because of creeps.
>>34029017Get abs Do it again Post it on pornhub for cash
>>34029017on purpose?? based>>34029016based, which one?>tfw paheal and xxx filtered in bongistan unless you use vpn
any femanons want me to fap to them btw
>no girls here Time to admit I find men hot
>>34029014>nta but sounds a bit homonot at all i'll fap with anyone, girl or guyi just wanna get better at it, best way to do that is group practice
Women, thoughts?https://x.com/i/status/1997413235763662946
101 KB JPGI was manspreading while sitting down at Wal-Mart and a worker came up to me and scolded me. She told me that it was an inappropriate pose and to close my legs or she would have to tell me to leave. Hurt my feelings some. Comfort me ATOGA.
>>34029026>wanna get better at itdidn't realise it was a skill issue but I'll respect that>>34029025>I find men hotgay but based
>>34029024No not you I want my bf to be so into me he can’t stop fucking himself
Screamed at myself in the car again, my voice is ugly af
>>34029027It’s an image board post the fucking screenshot
>>34029033I also screamed in the car earlier, but not really at myself. Just screamed and screamed until I went hoarse.
>>34029031>No not youok no offense taken>want my bf to be so into me he can’t stop fucking himselfholy basedwhy can't he fk you though>>34029033record voca
>>34029037I don't have a car so I just scream in public
>>34029037Mood
>>34029033aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>34029033I live in an apartment and down own a car, so I never have the opportunity to scream
>>34029039I was thinking to myself while I was screaming>with a car, you can scream anywhere you like
>>34029039I’m too much of a pussy. I had to psyche myself up to even scream in my car
It was unfortunately a Mad as Hell Moid Monday.
im done hating other peopleim done even hating myselfi just dont have it in me anymore, at the end of the day i am who i am, no internal temper tantrum is gonna change that facti rabu /atoga/
>>34029049yay
Finished jorkin', I'm normal again.
>>34029049great to hear, anon.i'm done hating too.shit ain't worth it.
>>34029052based, what did you jork to
How obvious is it that I have a crush on her?
>>34029058Who?
>>34029059Saturn return girl
>>34029060What?
>>34029059The girl I like. Like, is it probably obvious when I make small talk with her? Or when I’m more curt, because I’m nervous around her? I’d like to think I have a decent poker-face, but am I just coping? Or is it better to be a little obvious?
>>34029054This fancy new thing called Pornography.
>>34029064If you're talking face to face it's probably obvious to her.
>>34029054August Ames.
>>34029060>tfw you will never return to Nightopia with Saturn return girl
>>34029067Oof… I’m cooked then… Or, perhaps not…
if he mentions i seem like the type of girl to like pegging is he suggesting he's interested in me pounding his bussy
>>34029061A crush on her, I have
>>34029073yes and that is not a good thing.
>>34029073yes
>>34029073idk, if you tell a guy they have a peggable personality, are you suggesting that you want to fuck him with a strapon until hes howling?
>>34029073Yes. He's gay, also
>>34029079That, or just insulting him…
>>34029069Spooky.
>>34029075
>>34029082you like being mean to guys while you fuck them up the ass with a dildo?
How can you tell if a girl is into pegging without directly asking her?
>>34029085I hate myself
>>34029086No… I’m a guy, and I’m saying that the two motives a girl could have for telling a guy he has a “peggable personality” are either wanting to peg him, or to insult him…
>>34029089Yikes…
>>34029022https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12299046&tags=snegovski
>>34029073Send him back to his wife already.
>>34029092This was significantly less funny than I thought it would be, my apologies. I don’t have a crush nor do I hate myself
>>34029094where's the spade
>>34029097Glad to hear it. I’m not even bald, just a Norwood 2, and even that gives me anxiety…
>>34029101Wow…can I rub your bald spot (platonically)
lately I've noticed dry skin on my penis and testicals that doesn't seem to be going away, what does this mean? Am I masturbating too much, too rough or not enough? Am I just getting old, I turn 37 in 5 days.I legit don't know because I'm still a kissless, handholdless virgin with no experience with romance or any kind of lewd things.
>>34029089NTAKitchencels is one of the few places that have ever made me do pic related in the past decade.Not even because the community itself shares really bad stuff, but because it's clear everyone there is ill prepared for it and making it a hobby to vent there in the reddit way with no critical pushback in an Eco chamber that will be of no help. I've been getting bullied since age 4 so I got used to it but some of those guys aren't gonna make it.
>>34029105It’s a wondrous place that makes me laugh out loud many times
>>34029094thx for linking brev but I'm filtered rn
>>34029108Mullvad
>>34029103It's gonna shrivel up and fall off, it doesn't want to go on living because of lack of pussy.
>>34029108How about go to bed little nigger its 130am
Why do women automatically assume that men who can't bitches are gay?
>>34029112lol doing techno mix rn but I will in a bit
>>34029102Hell no! It’s combed over. I try to avoid fans, the wind, etc.
>>34029114speaking to some female friends and stuff about this I think women are just so used to a lot of guys being horndogs and relentlessly making moves, that if you're a guy who's the opposite and doesn't ever really make a move despite being relatively attractive etc. they assume they just must not be into girls or something
Reminiscing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z7oi-QxE8s
>>34029116Embrace the shave
>>34029077>>34029078why does this give me a power trip>>34029079haven't done that but sounds hot. i want him to whimper and moan>>34029081he's questioned it before>>34029096>open relationship >it's free real estateshe knows, they're still together, and i get cuddles etc so i'm cruisin rn>>34029087if she's like me as you pass her by she'll lean back, look down at your ass and go "damn that thang thangin'" touch buttbite butt
>>34029120Bro, it’s just a Norwood 2… it’s not even that bad. Most people don’t even notice. Once it gets further along, I’ll go the Costanza or Lithgow route.
>>34029121Please shut up
>>34029119DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT BUT SO EASY TO MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY JUST MAKE FUN OF RETARDED GEORGE W GIVE ME 1 BILLION DOLLARSfuck these sellouts and fuck the political trends that followed from thisinb4 >durrr punk music is all about being a rebelfuck off i know that, but theres a difference between going for low hanging fruit and digging it straight out of the ground
>>34029123no <3
Where do I find a 4chan using GF IRL? it’s all I ever wanted.
>>34029126Ok fat bitch
>>34029127/soc/, be warned, you will get a infection and be left mentally scarred.
>>34029127as someone who has dated multiple girls from 4chan, you do not want this.
>>34029127i'm right here bbwhat boards do you hope she browses
>>34029121youte not gonna see him as a man after you finish. if you wanna love him dont do it
>>34029129>you will get a infection and be left mentally scarred.Kinky
>>34029135No dude you will actually be left with a chronic infection and left with lifelong mental trauma.
>>34029127>>34029131Same, this. It’s fucking awful
>>34029125>fuck these sellouts and fuck the political trends that followed from thisI think you're overrating the significance of one album. What political trends followed from it?
>>34029131>>34029139Did you meet them on /soc/? All /soc/ posters are cancer
>>34029143/pol/ and /atoga/
>>34028972>a litre>of super suit latex sweatI'm allergic to latex :(
>>34029144>/pol/I would never expect anything good from there
>>34029144>/pol/HowAlso both hyper normie boards, not really 4chan
>>34028977Yep
>>34028991Why don't lonely single balding fat men date the whores they already pay?
>>34029140He never said who controls the media (it’s jews)
>>34029110I'm not socially or financially well enough to get it tho And I'm not mentally sound enough to get it either.
>>34028996You sure about that?
>>34029147>>34029150We both lived in the same country and met in a discord based on it
>>34029143never met them on any of the above mentioned boards but they were already train wrecks of relationships. i can only imagine dating someone from /pol/ or /soc/ to be even worse.
>>34028974F, Judging by the way how it sounds he was creepy with the way he came up to her, plus he seems like he's at least in his thirties while she is in her early twenties. I can see why she rejected him. She could have rejected him in a more gentle way
>>34028953Manifesting a C.C. ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ wife.
>>34029166Is 6 years too much?
>>34029132PREFERABLY >/mu/, /his/, /adv/, /ic/, /ck/, /g/, /o/, /diy/, /out/, /tv/, /trv/, /int/, [s4s], /bant/, /fa/, /x/, /b/, /v/ and /a/ or any combination of them are all acceptable choices.Which ones do you use?For me, mainly >/adv/>/mu/>/his/>/ck/>/s4s/
>>34029027Ugh, baby
>>34029073Hot
>>34029103Lotion or lube
>>34029112wanna stay up all night watching anime but yeah I'll go bed and listen to a podcast or somethingwill probably spend most of tomorrow just drinking playing vidya thonight anon, have a good one
>>34029060Hi x_x
>>34029181Omg hi >w< how are you
>>34029183I’m tired, how are you? you made me nervous lol I didn’t expect to be mentioned
>>34029186Nta but protip, I'd use a tripcode if you're using a name, just so you don't get impersonated
Namefags out
>>34029118What's a man to do if he's shy
>>34029128fat? no. fat pussy? yes.bitch? bork>>34029133why is that you think?? i wanna passionately hold him from behind with slow thrusts deep into his soul>>34029171seems like we have some chemistry~ ;)>/fa/, /x/, /ic/, /ck/, /int/, /bant/, /b/, /trv/i should go on /diy/, /g/, /his/ and /out/ more>>34029177dubs of truth. have you ever done it before?
>>34029186Better than I was, just working. Sorry for making you nervous, you seem cool and I like that you’re kinda mystical>tiredLong day?
>>34029119<3
>>34029191Yep, plenty of times. But I hung my hogs in the closet. A vow of silence.
>>34029192Aw thanks, I dunno who you are from previous thread but you seem cool too.You working at this hour? Yeah, long day. I’ve just been out of it lately. Trying to be productive but not haha.
Nobody ever had a good experience dating on 4chan?
>>34029188Idk what a trip code is. But hopefully that doesn’t happen. I don’t always use the nametag lol sorry guys >>34029189
mem how would you feel if your gf used to have pee jars in her room
>>34029205depends what she used them for? maybe she's a pee scientist
>>34029159I have never been more sure in my life. Bring all your friends.
>>34029197I was one of the anons you did a spread for, and reading your posts helped me feel better too. Very kind of you Yeah, I work nights, it’s nice, very peaceful and serene. >but notLike, doing just enough to push the brain worms away? I feel that. Did you accomplish something of note for yourself today?
>>34029205Honey, we have femanon stink appreciators. We've got everything here.Be all of you.
>>34029191>/fa/, /x/, /ic/, /ck/, /int/, /bant/, /b/, /trv/HMM yesss, i can work with this.I have plans for us to make our own raised garden. Then, we explore rural abandoned places and take scenic DSLR photos of them? Also, post a song you’re really into right now. I can’t have a 4chan gf with bad taste in music..
When you first had sex what was the experience like and how old were you? I ask because I still haven't been able to shake the feeling of distrust and fear when it comes to people, I keep them all at arm's length, exchanging pointless chat but never getting close enough to form friendships or familiarity outside of school and eventually the work force so naturally that has left me just wondering what it's like to have that level of trust in someone to do such a thing, I mean I'm not being rosy here I know people can do it without love, or even caring about the other person as anything but a warm hole or penis to satisfy a carnal urge that masturbation just doesn't compare to, I just wonder if the first experience with it ends up shaping how people approach it for the first of their lives afterwards like for example back during the covid era I heard of couples having sex more just because they were home and bored
>>34029199>Nobody ever had a good experience datingNo>>34029205I wouldn't care but I'd hope if we lived together or something she could use the bathroom...I can empathise with anxiety stuff so I hope you're doing better now>>34029210Based night worker, what do you do?
>>34029209It's very dead rn. Like. Incredibly dusted.Not even sure anyone is alive.
>>34029205I dated a girl who told me she used to pee directly on the floor in her closet as a kid, but it was mostly a CPTSD thing due to her abusive mom at the time. So I felt bad for her and tried to console her.We also both peed on each other and drank a little bit of it. But that’s another story, for another time.
>>34029210Okay, I thought so. You replied to my depression rant, thank you for that. You’re sweet and I’m glad it helped you to make a move.Working nights does sound serene, whatever you’re doing, hopefully it’s not too hard. I went to school/class so there was that. And I also returned some stuff this morning haha.
>>34029229Same job as you, I bartend
>>34029234bartenders are too cool to be on 4chan I thought. If I was at your bar what would you serve me
>>34029234Overnight? Is it a club or hotel or something or just open really late?Hope you enjoy it I actually just quit mine today though lol, I was shit at it. Starting in a grocery store in a couple of says
>>34029232That’s wild
>tfw the spider is weaving webs above my bedCrazy how spiders can just shit out web and weave pretty patternsGnight anons>>34029236>bartenders are too cool to be on 4chanWe wish lmaoI'd make you a passion fruit martini, a woowoo or a double pink gin and slimline tonic
what % of twink-coded men are into women
>>34029242Most of us I presume? Being a twink doesn't automatically make you gay kekMost girls I dated were bi, so it makes me wonder how many straight women are into twink-coded men...
>>34029227My first time was not great. But it was with someone I trusted, after waiting a long time. I think I was in my head too much about it, and the person I was with didn’t do a good job of making the experience safe and comfy in a way I needed. I just remember arguing or there being tension and silence after, so I don’t even really know if it counts as my first time. The first time the tip went in was hot n steamy in a car tho - same person - but again, I just feel like it wasn’t ideal. Now I’m saving it for someone who I can trust again and hopefully it can be better. I do get where you are coming from. It’s hard to trust and get close to people, and it’s hard to imagine doing that with them, especially before you’ve done it. But I promise it gets easier.
>>34029233It can be very draining but I enjoy it. >school/classDamn, impressive, whatcha studying? >returned some stuffClearing out old energy? Glad to hear it
>>34029227i was 16, i had a car, she told her parents she was staying with her friend Nina, i went home and snuck my high school girlfriend in my room through my window, locked my bedroom door, turned my TV on, as reasonably loud as I could, and after about 11pm when i knew my parents were out, she hopped ontop of me and we started making out, and the rest was history.Now the lead up to that point, obviously I was a hormonal horny virgin teenage boy, and her a horny hormonal virgin teenage girl, but compared to later relationships I have, even if it was just superficial high school love, we were really fascinated by each other and had a nice exciting friendship and bond, we were both kinda weird and “rebellious” so we were just happy to find a like minded person I guess, and so we were eager to fuck.Sounds like you have either severe severe anxiety or need to find someone you click with more, if meaningless detached sex isn’t your thing.
>>34029236Margarita, salty and full>>34029238Nah, not quite overnight, done at 3
>>34029241once upon a time I went on a hike with friends along a creek and there were tens of thousands of orb weavers that had set up shop. one them spent like ten minutes dislodging a leaf that had become stuck in its web and we gave it a light round of applause.
>>34029242Girl, some guys like that fold so fast if you take a little chance.
>>34029227FIt was good, I was 24, with someone I trusted and loved. I also took a really long time to even let him do it so it felt like a big deal
men I am sorry I am so bad at dating you. I have been fumbling through text conversations and accidentally offending people with the stupid jokes I make. I hate being like this and I hope you can forgive me
>>34029246How’d you get into it? Do you flirt with the people you serve? Lol
>>34029249>done at 3Ah, that's still pretty late but not too bad I guess>>34029251>one them spent like ten minutes dislodging a leaf that had become stuck in its web and we gave it a light round of applause.That's sweet lol, based spider helpers>>34029227>When you first had sex what was the experience likeI had the sexo and then woke up from the dream
>>34029254How long? At least yours ended up being good. My relationship was so fucked that even my first time ended up fucked
>>34029256It's okay lel the right person will find the jokes funny and the fumbling endearing>>34029257Nta but I got into it bc I needed money and I flirted with the milfs I hated most ppl there though
>>34029231That's fine. I can spruce up the place, or I can be the server centerpiece. Whatever you desire!If I post my account will you invite me?
>>34029227MI was 24, had spent a long time building up to it. We had been 3 years long distance and that was our first meetup. Took a cab to the dock where we had our first kiss (she kissed me). On the ferry I pulled her onto my lap, then by the time we got to our room we fucked as soon as the clothes came off. It was pretty filthy, I ate her ass, we 69’d, she recorded my dick going in and out of her. Super good. Afterwards we went to 7/11 (I could barely walk) and got some wraps and sodas. Pretty nice
>>34029227his older brother room in the basement where he played videogames, it was at night, dark and he was gentle and kissed me throughout it. pulled my panties to the side underneath the covers, missionary style with a condomfirst time of course hurt but the sex we had after that was the vest i've ever had, I'm talking good electricity-like flowing tingles through my limbs fingers and toes.imprinted me so bad I'm only attracted to twinkish guys now>>34029243god i hope so. i'm mostly straight but once in a blue moon find a female extremely attractive, had an ex bff/ex gf before, so i gues I'm *•.heterosexual.•* but i just like really pretty men i don't really knowi guess figured i ask because I'm not sure if I can use the term twink because isn't it usually a gay term? but I want to lol
>>34029263Damn jealous that sounds super freaky for a first time after 3 years ldr
>>34029264> he was gentle and kissed me throughout ityou guys are making me sad :(
>>34029257I lived down the street at the time and my buddy said it was a really good way to make money for a summer. I walked in and handed them a resume and they started me in the back until Christmas, then it opened up and I was in the bar. >Do you flirt Honestly no, it feels unprofessional. I’ve maybe served 3 women total that I wanted to earnestly flirt with in 6 years. I need the emotional connection to feel something
>>34029253WONDERFUL NEWS. when i was a teen a gay teen confessed to me i made him bi/pan, but alas he wasn't quite my type, super sweetie thojus wan a cute blessed twink to be obsessed with me, he joked about killing me but not succeeding and nursing me back to health
guess I am not worthy of soft love bc my ex of 7 years was never that gentle w me and he lowk traumatized meGonna sign off here, goodnight anons
Would plappies make you happy?
>>34029272oh my goah she’s getting triggered and leaving now.no bitch, you are worthy of gentle sex and affection you just stayed with a piece of shit longer than you should have. it probably wasn’t your fault though, you’ll find a nice guy soon. 2026 is our year!
>>34029272That’s sad, goodnight anon, you’ll find your love
>>34029270> I need the emotional connection to feel somethingYou’re cute. Wonder how it’d be like if I was sitting across your counter. It was nice chatting, gonna go sleep.
>>34029227>When you first had sex what was the experience like and how old were you?It was awful desu, it was with my boyfriend of several months. It was very painful and I didn't really want to do it. We ended up stopping cause he couldn't really put it in. We tried another time and it still hurt too much to really do anything. Then he broke up with me. I've never been super interested in sex but those bad experiences further soured me on the whole thing, I haven't had sex since and that was more than 10 years ago.
>>34029260A year
>>34029274> you’ll find a nice guy soon. 2026 is our year!amen
>>34029276I would be blushing and an awkward mess, I’m pretty weak if I feel that connection Yeah, it was nice. Sleep well, thanks for the chat
>>34029272At any point in your life, you are always free to decide that you deserve better. It's your choice to decide it, and it was also your choice that you didn't decide it.
>>34029256>>34029258>the right personi am a total klutz
>>34029279I don't think ever experienced an end of year where I thought "yeah this year things got better".
>>34029284I did. covid was the best year of my life and the only thing I now have to look forward to is a better superplague.
>>34029273Ye
>have you ever had a partner like you feel is constantly picking fights? What's a mature way to deal with it?Currently in the midst of a stereotypical "I won't tell you what's bothering me, you have to figure it out" situation with my girlfriend and I am having a difficult time actually being concerned about the things that bother her, if she won't actually tell me what they are.
>>34029265We were very pent up, sadly it went downhill from there
>>34029273yes. sneak in a little h*nd h*lding too
>>34029287Based. For me, it's masks. I love wearing a mask over my ugly face so nobody can see how ugly I am.
>>34029288>>34029262
>>34029271Yeah but also yeah, they do tend to recount rejection and need a lot of reassurance. Sometimes even it's not enough and they do shit to hurt you anyway.
>>34029293as a tall man I have never received so many eyefucks in so short a time
Now that my period is over so is my hypersexual phase I just want to be held while I cry
>>34029289Just break up with them.
>>34029299What do I get?
>>34029299What a coincidence, I am sexually inexperienced and incompetent so holding you is all I know how to do.
>>34028974F. she's wearing makeup and earrings at the gym so no offense to her but why play dress up at a place you're gonna be all sweaty if not for attention? I wouldn't label the guy as a creep more so just some guy that has absolutely no game. honestly I'm not on either side
>>34029303I just for once want someone to do this with no expectations But maybe once I feel better you'd get a blowie
>>34029264>i just like really pretty men i don't really knowYou have based taste>isn't it usually a gay termEh maybe I guess but I think it's used pretty generally>>34029267Dw plenty of us here are loser turobovirgins>>34029283Nothing wrong with being a klutz lol
>>34029308No I meant hug me back
>>34029205Disgusted. Would tell you to get your shit together or I'm leaving.
>>34029310Oh oops sorry.
>>34028974Male, but approaching someone at the gym is odd. Tbh if I was training and a chick asked for my number I'd want them to fuck off
>>34029308>bro just be my tampon>no really the sexual favors will show up latermhm
>>34029089a girl can run her fingers through his pubes. problem solved
what happened to sigma males?
Both genders, how do you feel about "promise rings," or other such jewelry, as a symbol of non-matrimonial commitment to your partner?
>>34029316generative AI
>>34029227>still haven't been able to shake the feeling of distrust and fear when it comes to people, I keep them all at arm's lengthSame here btw, personally I just ghost everyone and spend time with my cats, I recommend it desu>during the covid era I heard of couples having sex more just because they were home and boredAmazing how devoid of other hobbies and interests most normies are
>>34029317Isn't a promise ring about abstaining from sex and only tangentially related to commitment?
>>34029314ur mean
>>34029205lol
Burning bridges digging my own grave etc etc
>>34029205Depends on how many and how they were packaged.
>>34029256You sound cute
>>34029256What jokes?
>>34029320Oh, I may be thinking of something else. Maybe different people have different definitions of it, but for those in my area it's just like a precursor to a proposal or token of the relationship.
What's your occupation?
>>34029325How and why
>>34029317Male>non-matrimonial commitment Oxymoron
>>34029335retard
>>34029335retarded neet princess plushie fucker
>>34029335pharmd
>>34029321
>>34029337Commitment works both ways
>>34029334>Oh, I may be thinking of something else.No, you were right actually. *I'm* thinking of something else. "Purity rings" are the abstinence ones. I think promise rings are a little odd, just because rings are so closely tied to marriage. An alternative piece of jewlery like a necklace seems less likely to irk people.
>>34029069>August AmesRip
>>34029317MI don’t really see the point. I’d rather just propose to her and put an engagement ring on her finger.
Millennials are the new baby boomers
>>34029191>fat? no. fat pussy? yes.You have a simp?
My therapist told me that my complete lack of empathy and attraction to women is due to watching to much anime. What are the chances of her being right?
>>34029354100%
>>34029333I joked about a made up child named Jimmy and he said "Thats my fathers name." after he had been being all silly. Like okay fuck my drag I guess
IT CLICKED HOLY SHITexpectation:>femcel = female incel>stacey = female chadreality:>femcel = stacey>BPDemon = female chadi finally understood about 17 years worth of trends in dating. now to use this to boil water to turn a turbine to charge my phone
>>34029335sex
>>34029354what anime?
I’m obsessed with a Japanese DJ. She’s really hot imo and I like her style
>>34029350No we aren’t you asshole
>>34029362who is it
>>34029362tfw not a japanese dj
>>34029350Basedlennials are worse
>>34029363Yes you are. The concern trolling, talking about how everything in your childhood was either perfect or just bad enough to make you feel like a victim but you somehow overcame it due to being The Best, handed all these opportunities that you squandered and now hate the youth.
>>34029358Doesn't seem that bad but not funny either, but it's out of context so can't judge
>>34029365>>34029366Her name is YUVIE. She has a boiler room set from a few days ago that I really liked and so I listened/watched her other stuff. She was wearing shades in the boiler room set but o really like her eyes in the other video I saw. She also has nice hairstyles, cool hair color, and great fashion sense
>>34029368I do quite literally none of those things. I’m only 30 you bitch
>no femanon for cuffing season because she's in her situationship with generic tall white guyhate my life
>>34029262I will invite youYou can commence cross post from soc and delete eventually.>>34029296
>>34029374why aren't you white and tall
>>34029372Ok sorry daddy
>>34029360Onlyfans?
>>34029374What color are you?
>>34029010I'm chums wit tha dungeon keepa
>>34029374so sad that women only care about height
Any attractive nonwhites in the chat?
does being tall make me more or less peggable
>>34029374sorry i may be fetishizing his white skin and light hair against my golden yellow tan skin
Any attractive nonwhite women in the chat that need a 6’5 white king?
>>34029375Srry, had to run around and try to find something in a 5 bedroom house and got distracted by my dark magician girl cosplay from when I was in middle school.
>>34029380Poo
>>34029391jaundice?
Irish “people” try not to be an insufferable bleeding heart libtard for just one minute (impossible challenge)
>>34029374lol what makes him generic and you not?
>>34029395worsewasian but i like to exaggerate
>>34029389no but i support your based mixing
>>34029374What's wrong with being generic?
>>34029317Are these expensvie?
>>34029392How's StarCraft brood war going?
>>34029403the UED will kill everyone
>>34029398asians are hot
>>34029396Angry Jew spotted
>>34029390Are you beefy or lanklet?
>>34029394are you greendoes that make you an alienif so hi
>>34029361A lot of anime
>>34029375>>>/soc/34579496
>>34029397short, fat and balding
>>34029396They can't do it without alcohol, kek.
>>34029409which genres though
>>34029396Angry pagan detected
>>34029413I like a lot of genres. My favorite shows are Eva, Madoka, Code Geass, TTGL and Fate.
Women: How many men have seen you naked?Men: How many women have seen you naked?
>>34029407beefy, im a gymcel
>>34029419Post body and I'll assess your peggability
>>34029403I absolutely hate the unit pathing in this game, other than that I think zerg is a lot stronger
>>34029370How was i supposed to know and in my joke the child was a genius. I feel bad
>>34029418M3, not counting my mom or any other women present for my birth or any diaper changes as a baby
I have bad cystic acne and it hurts what did I do to deserve this,
>>34029418>How many women have seen you naked?Not enough.
>>34029418f, hundreds probably, maybe thousands, i posted nudes on 4chan in like 2009
>>34029418FI already a answered this a couple threads ago.4 boobs4 boobs + pussy
>>34029418MAt least 15
>>34029420i cant im at workim 6'4 235bs tho if that helps ig
>>34029426Nothing. I’m sorry anon
>>34029430You have 4 boobs?
>>34029429WowHow do you feel about it?
>>34029426I think you should fix it with beef.
>>34029429That explains a lot
>>34029429Damn how old are you
>>34029418F2But none of them have seen my butthole
>>34029439*
>>34029432Smash
>>34029438NtaI was 8
>>34029418FAround 60, I'll have to recall one by one. Less than 100 for sure. One of those was online.
>>34029443You posted nudes on 4chan when you were 8?
>>34029435indifferent. there's nothing i can do about it and my face is not attached. they are just pictures.
>>34029443It’s so nuts that you’re an adult and not a literal baby getting pushed around in a stroller
>>34029446Why did you do it?
>>34029438i'm 35. one of the resident hags lol. i was 19 when i posted them
>>34029434Unfortunately not :(
>>34029377because apparently god thinks its funny to match me with millenial karens on dating apps despite being 19>>34029380black>>34029386I'm so mad>>34029391stop bro>>34029397I mog him, I just know>>34029401People don't know but these generic tall white guys get all the minority women and us black guys only get creepy tiktokers and whatever the fuck pic related is like just because i'm black doesn't mean i like rap music that much
Genuine question for women, would a woman spend 3 hours getting dolled up to shoot pool with me at some dive bar and then hang out with me for an additional 2 hours in my car after the bar closes and offer to buy me food and give me a sip of her drink if she was just interested in being friends? Or is she probably/possibly interested in more than that? Normally she gives me a hug at the end of the night but this time she rested her head on my shoulder also, idk if that means anything or not. I don’t want to be missing obvious signs here. Also idk how to just openly flirt with her while still leaving myself an out and avoid making things awkward if she turns out to not be interested romantically
>>34029439Why not
>>34029449>hag*wife materialNTA, just throwing it out there.
>>34029451>because apparently god thinks its funny to match me with millenial karens on dating apps despite being 19I'm with god on this one exact issue
>>34029448part boredom, part curiosity, part exhibitionism. i was always bullied for my body growing up, so i was shocked to see how positive people on 4chan were about it.
>>34029307>no gameAka: gigachad only
>>34029441thank u twin.
Being alone is such freaking bullcrap
>>34029456These types of girlbossy chicks are like 37 and talking to me about their kids and stuff it's really uncomfortable
Ladies, would you want to be invited to a cocktail bar for a first date? I rarely drink but I don’t know where else to invite a woman
>>34029463You might as well get a little dude, you're not going to be exotic boytoy material forever.
>>34029440That your chocolate starfish?
Damn.
>>34029445No I was 8 in 2009>>34029447It’s horrible
>>34029451age settings, my guy
>>34029467nag but the key thing with bars on a first date is volume. Louder venues are a lot harder to make work.
>>34029469How did you recognize it?
>>34029430>>34029444How the hell is it possible that so many people have seen you naked? I'm sure the average femanon has only been pumped and dumped a couple of times before falling into the femcel spiral.
>>34029453I didnt want them to
>>34029476It's hard not to see the butthole when having sex.
Do dentists have a porn stash of teeth why are they so thirsty about it like calm down
>>34029477Even in missionary?
>>34029473It’s a lounge so it shouldn’t be loud
>>34029475posting nudes doesn't require insertion of penis
>>34029479Most of the time, yeah. At least before you get penetrated
>>34029474Um
>>34029480WHAT?
I miss her voice, she sounded so cute
I don't miss her voice, god she fucking sucks so bad
>>34029482Well Please don’t look. I have a bush anyway for privacy so they probably couldn’t see it anyway
>>34029469mayyyyybe
>>34029488You’re cute. I won’t look
>>34029486Literally
>>34029488>privacy bushlol
>>34029485Who?
I loved the sound of her voice and wanna hear more of it
>>34029492It’s highly effective
>>34029494short chinese girl
mshould I grow my hair out?
>>34029418Muno. my mom.
>>34029496I’m thinking about it
>>34029481But the femanon said only one of those were online.
Femanon, I'm normal. :)
>>34029499Did she like what she saw?
>>34029504boringgimme that autistic dick
>>34029495The Chinese Girl?
Drawing is hard and I really hate myself
>>34029390Depends on what girl likes tall peggable beef men.Not me personally.
>>34029507I got you babe
>>34029507Sorry babe I need to spend the next 6 hours organizing my collection of train pictures.
>>34029509Nah, I’m someone else. She’s a white girl
>>34029510drawing is easydrawing well is hard but there's no reason to
>>34029507I lied about being normal, I'm actually autistic. :O
>>34029517Call this mf Zorro the way he b masking
>>34029504This post couldn't be more suspicious if it somehow flashed a gun at me.
>>34029488You mean like a hairy butthole?
>>34029515RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERTRAW CHICKENRETARD ALERT
Surely this rage will release its grip on me
>>34029523Sounds like you’re about four hours behind me if that’s any consolation. I made myself take a nap and woke up much less angryI was furious earlier
>>34029523Why do you act like such a victim?
Women, what's the slutties thing you have ever done?
>>34029519(heavy breathing) You look a bit cold, What shampoo do you use? :D
>>34029524Food is a good idea. You didn’t mention it but that’s my key>>34029525Because I am. I want to be validated in that. It’s very humiliating to have taken all that shit and just let it slide
>>34029520Why would I have a bush just to shave my butthole
I am not horny
>>34029452Please reply. I have autism and I need a woman’s insight
>>34029532Bushes are cute, hairy buttholes aren't.
>>34029514White girls usually have grating voices
>>34029536she likes you. make a move
Femanon, who ate all my nutella?
>>34029532Thank you for being hairy
>>34029452You should look at her like you like her. With your face in a "I like you" shape btw.
>>34029538It’s not a bush if my butthole is bald
>>34029539I don’t think that, especially not of hers. Sounded very cool and cute
>>34029545You forgot to say it in french while you're balls deep in me.
>>34029526I flashed a nipple to a boy once.
>>34029552Scandalous. What for?
>>34029526Sent nudes to some guy
>>34029548You are driving me insane.
>>34029557Why
>>34029560Overactive imagination
>>34029526Sex in a committed relationship
>>34029549How does a voice sound cool
>>34029566Soothing, a little breathy
>>34029555Why not?
>>34029565One that didn't last I guess. And now you're used goods posting about buttholes on a mongolian imageboard.
>>34029573Good point. An exhibitionist after my own heart.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
>>34029576I'm not one, weirdo
>>34029578Well you have a strange way of showing it.
Femanon are you flat? I have tiddy fatigue.
>>34029545crazy how you posted this like maybe the exact minute i was standing naked in my kitchen eating nutella with a spoon
Any hot single moids in here?
>>34029577*magdumps you*
>>34029585Handsome, maybe. I don’t know about hot
>>34029585all the moids here are short, fat, and balding
>>34029587What's the difference?
>>34029588and brown
>>34029585I could be hot if you fixed me...
>>34029591i was listing the negatives not the positives
>>34029591And short, fat, balding and white, but I don't appreciate your racism.
>>34029585Sure but I’m not interested
>>34029588average, got a soft belly, not baldingsingle btw
>>34029585>t. mlllenial karen
>>34029590I have a handsome face and nice hair but need to lose thirty pounds. I don’t feel very hot
any hot single filipinas?
>>34029580By doing it once? I'm not a tripfag at least
>>34029593brown is bad and evil.
>>34029588I am average losing lbs and have blue eyes
>>34029574You’re mean.
I was in a bad place in my life and I met my absolute dream woman who even exceeded my dreams the more I got to know her. I had nothing but a small light that could have lead to having a stable life, but I clung to her and pushed her away. Is there no greater pain of losing such a thing? I wish I could grow strong from this, it's a struggle, I will. I will strive to never let difficult times affect me in such a way, and I will strive to end my difficult times as best I can.Still, women can fuck up and use you, but if I was doing better I'd have more options.
>>34029574He passed away.
>>34029526Fucked a swinger. He was really good.
>>34029585Yes, I am sexy.
>>34029600>By doing it once?I mean, you kill a guy once, you're a murderer. Flashing nipples is basically the same. He could have died!>I'm not a tripfag at leastThat's exactly what a tripfag in disguise would say. Suspicious.
>>34029572I’m ESL what is a breathy voice
>>34029585Why do you care?
>>34029607what made him good?
>>34029605What?
>>34029610Soft, a bit whispery
>>34029610nta but any description given here is going to fall short, you're better off going to youtube for this one
>>34029612So I can fuck one of you duh
>>34029601more like sexy
>>34029618So crass
>>34029613He was older, pretty significant age gap. I think he just had more experience with both sex and how to talk to women in general. A lot of good sex isn't even the sex part, but the foreplay, being charming and respectful, etc. He was super good at fingering. Also had good rhythm.
Tying femanon to my bedpost so she can watch me browse /tv/
>>34029614I wasn't ready, it sucks because I'm in my 30's
>>34029622that is a warcrime
Someone please, call a wambulance for me
Cringe is off the charts rn
what are some brown anons
>>34029625sorry i've already called the SLAMbulance get ready to get laid
>>34029618You wouldn't. Women don't like men.
>>34029624Then call me Dirlewanger. B)
>>34029629I think you dialed the wrong number. They got here and just wanted to play NBA Jam with me which I guess did make me less sad
>>34029622>browse /tv/Do what
>>34029564sowwy.
>>34029544I don’t know what kind of move I can make that doesn’t make things awkward if she turns out to not be interested like that though. I have to see her every day at work>>34029547What does that even mean dawg?
>>34029625the plapbulance
>>34029606Without seeing your butthole? Poor guy
>>34029636>What does that even mean dawg?like so
>>34029637Is that just like a small bangbus? The bang shortbus
All of you who are old enough now have the Space Jam theme song stuck in your head.
How do I stop being cry-phobic? Tears are satan.
>>34029642We got a real jam goin down
>>34029642CMON AND JAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN
>>34029641>The bang shortbusThis is where we found JH.
>>34029636Like you liiiike her
>>34029642.....lmfao
>>3402959210/10 would if you let me. fix you, love you, snuggle you
>>34029641ye, it finds stinky femcels in desperate need of dick and helps them
>>34029650I am a man anon sorry to disappoint
>>34029642JD VANCEDO YOUR DANCEAT THE SPACE JAMALT RIGHT(ALT RIGHT)((ALT RIGHT))
>>34029646PHAHAHAHAHA(I am in tears laughing)
Space Jam should not be that good of a movie, but it is
>>34029642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkbgtVFlyCQ
>>34029649OK. I'm a fat alcoholic. Now what?
>>34029660Get off your ass
>>34029642I am older than space jam, child.
>>34029642so everyone ITT is over 30, cool
>>3402966620s here
>>34029642I think my brain misplaced that track. All I hear is https://youtu.be/-0MVop6JPns
Sex with Lola Bunny
>>34029664Me too, but just by a year. Watched that movie so many times on VHS as a kid
>>34029669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rgtIyRxZw0
>>34029657chad shit
Unfortunately even after all these years of long term relationships, dating, etc., unless she's a shut in, I believe she will cheat on me. Should I? 4/5 of them left me for someone else and had at least one situation where I was like, what the fuck?>spending all day with a guy friend>going to a club and going home with a guy>having tinder installed>leaving me for a study partnerIt's all been done, how can I even trust a ho?Only gf I've trusted was deadly afraid of the sun and was a cutter. What the fuck? I'd be ok if she has a social life, I'd love it, but then they want to go out to drink and they want to go to parties and meet people and etc etc why can't it just be like a normal amount? why couldn't she just have lunch with that guy friend? Why did they hang out all fucking day into 3am? Like, come on, I've had female friends but I wouldn't hang out all day with them, even my closest friends.
You are so fucked
For me? It’s Seal’s cover of Fly Like an Eaglehttps://youtu.be/49k_ZUcA_t0
>>34029681Who and why?
>>34029640kek no lie?
>>34029683Me, the lie
>>34029680So then,>anon I'm going to hang out with (guy friend) today>cool have fun>wow guy friend is so cool hahah>sounds like a good date>anon are you jealous? insecure???
>>34029685What are you tellin lies about
>>34029676
The retard ass devs of Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 shipped a dumb ass patch that broke controller support on Linux and now I can't play the game. Now I just have to play balatro over and over.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34029653This came from the latest Ye album.He is a genius
I've been thinking about getting back into voice work but idk if I'd still get jobs. Do people like voices with fries and possibly speech impediments?
>>34029689Year of Linux on the desktop postponed yet again
>>34029687The lie that I don’t need others
>>34029694if the conjunction of windows 11 and the rtx 50 series didn't make it happen nothing ever will
>>34029688Fucking hell. I wish i could find something about an amazon queen squeezing the life out of a midget.
>>34029690In my experience,>tattoosnot clingy>cutsclingy>no cuts, no tattoosclingy>tattoos and cutsSTAY AWAY MAYDAY MAYDAY You won't listen anyway, I didn't no one does
>>34029682I didn't even know this was a cover.
>>34029690petite brunette with long eyelash
saw a pretty redhead girl in starbucks on my way home from the gym. I went in, we made eye contact and then I autistically studied the light shadow and texture of the leather chair and metal light bulbs for half an hour with a pencil and my sketchpad and never made eye contact with her again. (I was performing)
>>34029689Did you ever finish 1?
>>34029695Who are you needing?
>>34029694>developer breaks their own game>this is a linux problem
im just gonna wait until ai is good enough to perfectly mimic my favorite fictional character.
>>34029698
>>34029696lol true>>34029700I prefer it to the original even though I like the original a lot. Just a great cover
>>34029708Kek, you’ve got problems.
confession time:I actually wanted to impregnate my last two gfs the first time we had sex. I'm glad I didn't with one of them
>>34029692Yes. I have a major stutter and understand the difficulty. But it is fulfilling and enjoyable.
>>34029694gucci mane love java script
I had sex multiple times with a slim thick black south african lady in Hiroshima, she was at least a head taller than me and made me cum from a bj within 5 minutes, an absolute record.
>>34029711Yeah, it's not fair I can't Mpreg.
>>340297131/2 aint bad
>>34029701This
>>34029719my autistic shut in ex would hump me while I lied on my stomach crying, she would moan like that turtle and joke that I was mpregged
>>34029715King’s speech stutter or retard stutter?
>>34029704I thought I needed her, the divine feminine. That is merely the last, not the first. I need others of every other stripe first
>>34029699>meclingy, honest, loving foid whos been hurt and ignored, persistant ans self sufficient, but often sad
>>34029719You should absolutely stay the fuck away from ai then.
>>34029723What? Why were you crying? That's not sexy. Poor baby.
>>34029728How clingy?
>>34029730>why were you cryingI WAS BEING RAPED
>>34029729I do. It's not hard.
>>34029733But no sex was happening. It was humpening.
>>34029724whats the difference
>>34029733She thinks that's a good thing.
Interesting thread on how the Japanese Minister for Economic Security is outspoken about the fact that she is only attracted to anime/manga guys and not 3D men.https://x.com/echetus/status/1997978509847785510
>>34029728Hey
>>34029740Based femanon
conversation with ex- waited about 3 weeks after no contact (she broke up)>long ass text>its ok you didn't hurt me>send voice message jokingly, "yes I did, I slapped you, choked you bla balbla laughed but my laughs sounded like sobs?" clearly im referencing sex with her to bringup memories of sex to her>that's not how I remember our relationship>how do you remember it?>why are you messaging me?>send another voice message, i dont know, I think about you every day and I wanted to, I guess we shouldn't message>yes I agree, stop messaging meblockedDid I fuck it up or was it already fucked up? I didn't like how he had the power to block so I kinda just went in my own way
>>34029731like plastic wrap. but do respect space and get sad and quiet when i feel unwanted
>>34029736>This just in fat fucking whale doesn't think men can be raped.
>>34029734Kek
>>34029733lol
>>34029741howdy
>>34029744>>that's not how I remember our relationshipthis was a voice message from her, it was so nice to get it
>>34029747STOP STEALING MY SHIT BITCH holy fuck
>>34029744yeah, you're a fucking moron, no wonder she broke up
>>34029747I'm facinated by that big mistake blurb on the left. It's like a dali.
>>34029754which part was moronic?she broke up with me, it was a lost cause. What was I supposed to do?
>>34029744grim
>>340297423D is pig disgusting.
>>34029703Yeah I played it first. And I'm glad I did because I loved it when I played it but then I went to play it after I beat 2 and it kinda sucked in comparison. So many mechanics in 2 are just better.
>>34029757she was trying to communicate and all you knew to do was act inappropriate and turn things into tasteless jokes
>>34029756But was the rest closer to your fantasy?
>>34029762communicate a reiteration of her breakup?she wasn't going to come out and say >oh wow anon thanks for the long ass message I want you back now
>>34029740>>34029759It's over.
>>34029759Deny reality is hope.
>>34029745Hmm I like that but definitely need space sometimes. You're not going to yap while watching or playing something right?
>>34029761Linuxfags are falling behind. Well…sucks to suck, i guess.
>>34029694>>34029705I mean he's kinda right. Until devs take Linux as seriously as Windows Linux will be second best. But more and more people are making the switch, hell I did just this year. So maybe Linux will take over the pc market.
Are breakups from females just a huge shit test? Assuming they're not about to be with another guy
>>34029763I'm not black. He's white (hispanic).
>>34029753Which one are you?
>>34029765if she had given up already, she wouldn't have talked to you anymore at all, but she still did, and you slammed that door shut for good
>>34029773no? if I break up with someone, it's because I can't deal with their bullshit anymore and I want them out of my life
>>34029774Ok, fine. But you had insinuated before that you’re a big/tall girl. Give me a better description of you so i can try to make a better image.
>>34029777trips of truth for >>34029776
https://youtu.be/Pk3xzmTI-WM
>>34029778I'm just average boobed and big booty blonde. Twice his width.
>>34029770It depends on the game or whatever kek bit desu, i would only be yappin at you and we would b giggling for sure
>>34029775Not Citra
>>34029785But you did say before how with football you’d be more likely to be the dominant one.
>>34029788>>34029785And that he’d be too weak
how do I get on the discord that everyone on
>>34029788It is more likely I would be able to stand my ground, for sure.
>>34029790Be prepared to meet every trans on the internet.
>>34029778She weighs 350 pounds.
>>34029790Go cross post your discord from /soc/I'll slap you up there after adding, since I'm feeling generous.
>>34029791you couldn't knock down a jenga tower
>>34029793Sounds like a Guilty Gear Strive tournament
>>34029790Atoga servers are filled with pedophiles
>>34029790Why would you want that
>>34029797Meant for >>34029792
>>34029796Yuh huh, I could!
>>34029785He needs longer hair
>>34029794Nta how active is the discord?
>>34029806You get banned if you're not a namefag
>>34029806There are active warrants out on several members if that's what you mean.
No one prayed for Sodom, as the people fled.
>>34029806I put one in there. He's lonely. Could use a friend. Everyone else is dead.
Do girls like power rangers? I’m a guy but I started watching it again. It’s fun to have on in the background.
>>34029812Just post a link and delete it
>>34029805Aw yis
>>34029812Wat
>>34029169The age gap is not bad, but most early 20s late teens women won't date a guy 6 years older than them. Late 20s and up women don't care as much. When you reach that age there aren't as many differences between you and your partner.
I used to love the movie Good Will Hunting and specifically the breakup scene because it was so intense and sort of uplifting hearing a woman argue so fervently to convince a man that she loves him. However, I now realize that it was a completely unrealistic scene because women can't love men. Now I don't know what my favorite movie is.
>>34029819Look, blackpill shit is fine if it guides you to understand people and life. But if it just jades you, then don’t watch the shit. I avoid the stuff too.
If you jack off before going to bed do you wash your dick or put it away ripe?
>>34029822The occasional shoe0nhead video is the closest I get to blackpill content. I'm just not lying to myself like society wants me to.
if you ever want a femanon simulator try typing "i love you" into chatgpt
>>34029816
>>34029827You'd have to train it to hate the user first.
>>34029827Why would you do that? You could just as easily flirt with femanons here and no water was harmed in the process.
>>34029826Oh i meant even the movies. Fucking half of movies seem to be there to train men to be simps.
>>34029830This is what I imagine my pillow as. Just him in nugget form, unable to hug me back.
>>34029809>>34029806do whaaaa?
>>34029740>femcels are becoming ministersThe end of world is near
>>34029812Joined, now what?
ABOGA
>>34029819unrealistic for you, because they don't love you for other men, scenes like this are very relatable
>>34029840There is no way that 2d master race has filtered to politicians, right?
>>34029842Um. We talk.
>>34029845politicians are just humans too anon
>>34029842Anon, stay the fuck off of any discord.
>>34029848Bro this is the saddest server I've seen in years
>>34029848nta but you're such a drama queen, lmaoit's not that deep
>>34029847Then i agree with the previous post…>The end of world is near
>>34029853you don't say
>>34029852Okay. Fine. Go into discord. It’s the adult version of roblox.
>>34029852Join it I dare you
>>34029855>>34029856I'd have to download discord again, idk about that but I am curious
>>34029851I told you it was abandoned.
>>34029857Oh sure why not, what’s the harm
>>34029857If you’re still curious on the internet, then you’re too fucking new.
>>34029857We're all bout to be doxxed
>>34029847Nta but she's not some average politician, she's a minister. In Japan you usually need to be from some old elite political family to become a minister, they don't tend to let random femcels into cabinet
>>34029863Doing it again is kinda sloppy.
>>34029867True, that and I've already been myself more than once so nothing new will be found.
>>34029869Alright F&M's, I'm deleting my post cause I'm eepy. Save now or hold your peace until tomorrow.
>>34029865you do understand that the daughters of old elite political families are prime material to become femcels, right?
>>34029875You were sleepy last night then stayed up for hours more, so…
>>34029876No lolWhy would they?
>>34029877Well sometimes my body is a liar and the fire alarm runs out of battery and I accidentally stab myself trying to clean my mouth.
>>34029881because they are also just a product of their time and likely pressured into not doing anything to ruin the family name, so they would have good reasons to become shut in neets (they also likely can just leech off family money)
>>34029858Fair enough, even the threads have been dying off as of late.
>>34029882>the fire alarm runs out of batteryWait, do you let it keep beeping for months…or is true when you said you have blonde hair?
>>34029867I mean, you got your full name on there, that doesn't really require a lot of doxxing
>>34029887Mhm.
>>34029887Ah yeah, let’s search the dmv for first name blue, last name valkyrie.
>>34029889the server you absolute retard
>>34029887Ngl she's really pretty.
>>34029893to each their own I guess
M answer, why havent you shaved ur face today yet?
>>34029901I can’t afford razor blades
>>34029893There's a photo of her in the 'cord?
>>34029903no, but a link to her instagram
>>34029904my bad, her facebook but it's her full name, which leads to her instagram
>>34029901My "beard" is weak as fuck, it's sad desu. Shaving more than once every few days is just a waste of time.
>>34029901I haven't bothered in months.
>>34029901I don't shave on a daily basis.
>>34029819Nah that happens all the time, they just don’t like you.
rot bf>>>>>>>
>>34029811Is that a person?
>>34029913breh
Well that was stupid of me
>>34029911Delusional
>>34029915what?
>>34029915what you do
Isn't there more than one server?
>>34029914Okay googled it, it’s a fictional city in the Christian bible
>>34029920there's a ton, yeahthey are all equally dead
>>34029917>>34029918
>>34029921>googled it good boy, you can do it
Foids why do you want moids to fuck you in the ass?
>>34029923Well damn, I suppose threads are more or less just a giant version anyway so.
>>34029924spit it out dumb mf
>>34029928yup
>>34029929Boner
>>34029937ew
>>34029938*kills you*
i think i will cook some eggs
>>34029927Feels good.
Dear femanons, what does the woman in my sexual fantasy look like? You get to decide.
Big fan of below average height women.
I just want to cuddle and sex him, why won't he respond :((((((
>>34029940that wasn't me but I approve of this exchange
>>34029946Don't lie and pretend you don't hate him.
>>34029946I killed him.
>>34029946Bc he’s not gay
If I'm "the other man" and she breaks up with her LDR to pursue me even though I haven't made a verbal move yet (we've just been hanging out a lot as friends, increasingly so), how much of that is a red flag? It feels like if I reciprocate it'll feel good now but she'll do the same thing when I'm inevitably forced to long distance with her as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoEsEC2CLgE>femanon rage-responding to my incendiary text message back and forth for like 2 hoursI'm chad now.
>>34029955cronge ragebaiter
>>34029925Not boy, and it could be some obscure person no one knows about
>>34029945Same but that one does nothing for me
>>34029927It’s hot
>>34029958thats what google is for
>>34029955I hate you so much it's not even funny like genuine contempt
Are men who play guitar more attractive to women because they're stronger/faster at fingering?
>>34029959Its just her fat ass and pussy that does the trick for me :toast:
>>34029942>>34029961Does it feel better than pussy?
>>>/gif/29907129Finally a good thread for both anons and femanons.
>>34029963Literally gave a scenario when google doesn’t work.
>>34029966no, it's because they had the energy to learn an extra skill not strictly required
>>34029970Cats are great.
>>34029969Mmmn. It’s not like that. You know how foreplay can make the sex better? Sometimes more than pussy makes sex overall better.
>>34029967I'm at the point where slutiness like calmeltoes just give me anti-erections plus there are other things too wrong with her. I guess I'm getting old.
Women, do you waste cum?
>>34029977yeah, by not fucking any men so they have to jerk off
>>34029978BASED
IM HUNGRy
>>34029979based on true events
>>34029975I kinda do feel you, seeing some things that signal highly slut behaviour like fake boobs, extreme makeup etc is kinda offputting yeah, but i do like when girls clothes are highlighting her natural assets but without trying hard.For example when a girl wears sweatpants, and you KNOW theres a juicy big ass under, thats hot.For example some chicks at gym wear sweatpants, and those tight slutty shorts under (probably commando too), and only take the sweats off when they get hot. Same with pump covers and just a tiny bralette under to obscure her modest chest Chefs kiss
>>34029978F for all those poor sperm dying.
>>34029980*HUNGry
What to do if i had eye contact with a girl twice, and at first time she kind of smiled to me a bit, second time she also smiled but got shy and looked down?Shes really cute and I want to approach her
>hookup culture is dying right as I had a glow up and got out of a long relationshipfuck
>>34029984i'm the sperm reaper
>>34029989It’s not dying
>>34029989it was and always will be dead for you
>>34029983Meh, more often than not a big ass in leggins, a short skirt or a cleavage can still make me horny in real life, but I'm completely immune to seeing them online.What does it for me are girls who dress very modestly but can't hide their big boobs and wide hipe because they are just so juice they want to escape from their clothes.
>>34029992plap?
>>34029974How different do pussy and ass feel? What puts you in the mood for anal?
Wazzup, chooms?
>>34029996plapping is strictly prohibited
>>34029999dang...
All of the expectations are on the man.
>>34030002And that man? Jesus Christ.
>>34029986i ate some eggs not that hungry anymore but still hungry
>>34028974Even looking at women is creepy unless Chad is doing it.
>>34030010BRING THE EGG BASKET
>>34029993You sure? It seems like women are either checked out of relationships entirely or they’re femcels or they’re in long term relationships
>>34029953please respond
>>34030002I'm expected to give great neck and I always exceed expectations.
>>34030013You said hookups bro
>>34030012you must eat all the eggs...
Women would rather die sad and alone than even look at a sub8 man
>>34030019what's a sub8
>>34029993It’s a post meant for non autistics, saying it’s dying is hyperbole. What actually happening is that young generation have fewer sexual partners
>>34030019It was quite embarrassing when I fell for the "just be confident" meme, approached a girl and asked her if she goes to X place too and then she just ignored me completely kekIt was even more awkward because we were walking in the same direction
>>34030024Ok bro I just won’t have fun next time fuck me
>>34029997Vibes, can’t be more help to you than that
>>34030017Yeah and everything that I said they’re doing is the opposite of hookups
>>34030025brutal...actually that reminds me of the time someone i knew ignored me when i said hi to him on the street, makes me MALD.
>>34030023A man that would be considered under 8/10 on an attractiveness scale.
>>34030032oh i'm dumb
>>34030019Don’t know what that is. A submissive man?
>>34030019Good thing I’m an 8 :D
>>340300378==D
Would you date a femanon with one eye?
>>34030037Out of 100
>>34030039one eyed snake?
>>34030039You know what's weird. Some anon here mentioned she lost an eye working as a waitress, when she tried to stop a fight between two men, and I think about that sometimes. It just pops up in my mind randomly. Idk. Anyhow my answer is yes.
>>34030046no that's this >>34030038
Women, how would (You) react if you were her? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765135135813765.webm
My pussy is so wet and sensitive right now, thought I should let you all know.
>>34030052You should play with it then
>>34030052Axe wounds don't count.
>>34030024overall yes, because pretty much only the women are having sex and the gender ratio is still 50-50 until the law specifically encourages aborting boys because of their gender.
>>34030052*Cups it with my big rough warm hand*Here, this should calm you down
>>34030019>Sub8Moids have an extremely distorted view of themselves and other moids, this could mean literally anything and possibly nothing
>>34029992I'm chums wit tha dungeon keepa
>>34030068You are evil for putting this thought in my head.
>>34030051Is that Pipkin Pippa?
>>34030052*bonk
>>34030075They mean sub 8 inches.
>>34030075This is another way to say that the vast majority of moids are actually sub 5, which further confirms that you generally aren't into men.
When I look at myself in the mirror I like myself, but when I logically think about who I am I hate myself. What causes this?
>>34030094So you like your physical appearance but hate something else?
>>34030096Yeah, and the something else is everything else. Also I don't look the best with my shirt off, not bad, but not good either, just painfully meh.
>>34030051The fuck is even happening here
How common are threesomes? What percentage of women have had one
>>34030105Very. All of them have done a FFM threesome with Chad at some point
>>34030105I'm a guy but my first time was a three way with two girls. It seems like women are really into the BGG dynamic in general, I'd bet like 1/3 of them will at least try it in college
How would you react if your ex bf sent you a long cringy love letter?
>>34030118That's icky
>>34030118I've never had a bf, if I broke up with one I'd never want to hear from him again.
>>34030118I'd tell him respectfully to let it go. >>34030105I've done it, but I'm a degenerate. I don't think I reflect most women. >>34029989It just depends where you are. Young attractive people will always have hook ups.
I’m hungry again but idk what i want to eat
>>34030116How did you manage to get one and what was it like?
>>34030121>I've never had a bfWhy do women lie so much?
>>34030122>I've done it, but I'm a degenerate. I don't think I reflect most women. FMM, FFM or FFF?
>>34030105MSometimes I wonder if I'd be better off in a throuple of two girls because I feel like I get along better in groups rather than one-on-one. But that's probably just a delusion.
>34030126Why are moids so deranged
>34030131Everyone knows it
>want to be a girl's first bf>but also don't want a 10 year age gap relationshiplate bloomers where do I find you?
>>34030136unrealistic
>>34030136You'd reject me
>>34030133Yeah, porn consumption and terminal onlineness has deep-fried the average moid brain
>>34030136I wanted to make a comment that implies that girls get taken early in life, but I couldn't make it not sound weird.
>34030143I don't watch porn nor am I terminally online, I just instinctually know that every single woman has slept around like crazy
>>34030137hence the pic>>34030138I'm in this situation because I was too picky in my 20's and ignored every good girl in my life that gave me attention for bad women that didn't want me>>34030144No no, I think it makes sense. Ideally you meet someone early and grow up with them through early adulthood, experiencing things together. Additionally people who make good partners end up finding each other rather quickly. There's also just more younger women dating and marrying older men in the long-term than older women dating younger men in the long-term.
I am a virgin who's never been asked out
Is it weird as a 25 year old man to date a 20 year old? This woman is coming into me so hard and I genuinely think she’s cool. Will definitely fuck her several times but she’s nice to talk to and I’d like a relationship
>>34030151Quit inventing fantasy characters.
>>34030152No? Why would it be
Women DESIRE the balding men most of all. Femcels CRAVE the balding man.
>>34030144ALL THE GIRLS ARE GETTING FUCKED BY MEN AGE RANGE 15-50 WHEN THEYRE LIKE 15 ITS OVER CHUD.PNG
>>34030152Is there a professional power dynamic involved? Otherwise no, it's perfectly normal.
>>34030154Idk I don’t want to be seen as weirder than I already am, it’s what’s made my social life difficult for so long but now that I’ve developed myself a bit and have a lot of confidence from all of the praise I get at my work, I’ve begun to bloom, so to speak>>34030159Nah I just met her on hinge
>>34030158its true doe
>>34030162mayhapschance
>>34030157All of these guys mog me.
>>34030161>Idk I don’t want to be seen as weirder than I already amWhat do you mean by weird?
I should get pizza
>>34030167it’s 4am how are you getting pizza lil bro
Did you forget to floss and brush your teeth? You shouldn't. Avoid the flouride and dentist tricksters, keep your teeth clean and fresh for your eventual gf! foids with tattoos need not bother, nobody is going to want to touch you by the time your tooth health matters
>>34030125I was pretty fit and kind of an anime nerd in high school, still had abs at the time, probably pretty attractive. I knew two girls who were also not total outcasts or anything, but like hot topic theater girls, more nerdy than Stacey. Moreso just normal cute girls than bombshell hot. I guess there's a long backstory here but it just amounts to me being nice and cool with them, establishing some trust, showing support in certain situations. They'd run up and hug me when they saw me. Eventually I ended up sending some kind of spicy messages with one of them, which just happened spontaneously, exchanging some suggestive pictures, and she was basically like "hey, I'm gonna be home alone this weekend with my friend, because my mom is an irresponsible alcoholic and parties. We want to try some stuff if you want to." I'm paraphrasing but that's pretty close to it. I guess I'm not sure how much detail to go into. I went over, we hung out. You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. Eventually one of them put on a Harry Potter movie and we all sat on the couch and sloooooooowly started initiating stuff. I just tried to stay relaxed and not shake because I was nervous as hell. It was pretty good for everyone though.Anyway we hung out for most of two days and just did lewd stuff, ate fast food, played vidya and watched television. I guess if you want the gory details, they made out with one another, I made out with them. Tons of groping. Everyone was nervous. At some point it was time to take my cock out. I made sure I was hard before they saw it, and they said it was a lot bigger than they expected. I think I'm maybe a little above average at best but that felt genuine and it's definitely a core positive memory for me. I had given oral before, and I managed to make one of them cum from it early on and that felt good. I didn't really mean to make this post so long. We did go all the way eventually and try three way positions. Oh, text limit, that's it.
>>34030169Don’t be mean to foids.
>>34030171*Do be mean to foids.
>>34030170This is so much rambling just to blue ball us and not even describe the girls or the sex
>>34030170Did you cum in their mouths and made them kiss?
if my mentally unstable ex, now covered in tattoos and outrageous piercings, is trying to hook back up with me after 4 years; how much of a chance do I give her? I have had no other prospects or foreseeable future prospects
im itchy
Teachers would say I was nice, polite, hardworking and well-behaved but when known troublemakers would make something up about me they would immediately take their side and never even listen to me. It's almost as if they never thought anything of me.
We need a Great Noticing, but for women.
>>34030180probably
bout to eat
>>34030181I keep feeling like we're close, but it never happens. The majority of white women in the US that voted voted for Trump, so that's something.
I'm in love with a femanon but she's not ever going to find out.
>>34030093>Men, do you ever get dissapointed when an old friend reach out to you after years, and it’s only to ad you to their list of potential client?I've stopped logging into Facebook and other places where people might reach me. I also have a new phone number. Avoiding everyone for good.
>>34030186Femanons are crying about being single virgins and you still say this.
>>34030175I guess so. They're both really short, both wore a lot of black and accessories like those wrist bands. One brunette with big booba and one blondeish with less booba. The sex was just a lot of "what about this? Okay try it. That works / that doesn't work / okay I think I can cum from that / I'm tired let's go eat" There's just too much to type out. If a guy and two girls can do it then yeah we did it and it was mostly all fun. >>34030176Lol no. They aren't like totally debauched whores or anything. This was everyone's first time doing anything sexual mostly. The first time I came they sat on either side of me and jerked me off onto my abs and just watched closely. And I wiped it off with a wet wipe.
>>34030189They aren't virgins. None of them are.
Another day wasted.
Another day wasted on not being misogynistic enough.
I'll admit that women are way more hateful than I could ever be. That's because they are naturally hateful.
>>34030170>>34030191This got me to break out the clitoral suction device. Bravo.
>>34030192The only virgins here are the men
>>34030186*beats anon into a pulp until he spills*
>>34030196I puke.>>34030197True. Our souls are pure, theirs are rotten.
>>34030195They're hateful but in a very casual way. Sometimes you'd be hard pressed to spot any aggressiveness, but they're still so callous and dismissive. It's a very unique kind of hate.
>>34030199*spills my seed in her pussy*
>>34030194Same broGotta work harder at it
I also have a threesome story but it's terrible. I fucked two guys at once while they held a sheet up so they wouldn't have to look at each other. True story.
>ywn jerk off an anime nerd with abs
>>34030201I've only ever received venom from women.
Every gender differences is explained by reproduction.Everything men hate about women is something that helps women survive, reproduce, and ensure the survival of their children.Everything women hate about men is something that helps men survive, reproduce and ensure the survival of their children.Misandry and misogyny should not exist as different words, because both of them represent the same thing: hatred of human nature. Those with this affliction can only hope to reincarnate as an animal who does not have whatever trait they hate in humans.
>>34030207>being a nasty whore helps women survive, reproduce, and ensure the survival of their children.>having a kind soul helps men survive, reproduce and ensure the survival of their children.
>>34030191You're bad at providing details I can fap to. Tell me how you fumbled this situation and why you aren't a throuple right now
>>34030204LMAO
Since we're talking about threesomes I want to share this before I go to bed. I don't know how this dude has this much game but he does.https://youtu.be/NnyJvIyMscE
>>34030206I received nominations for a work award from some
>>34030204That's fucking gay. If three men are fucking, why would it matter that they see each other? It's a male body they're both fucking. It's still gay.
Women are VILE.
>>34030222I prefer the term scum
>>34030210I'm sorry it's just hard for me to be so explicit. They did suck my dick at the same time. I had them bend over next to each other so I could like go back and forth doing doggy style. I gave the blonde one a spanking, lol. We aren't a throuple because this was high school and tons of life still had to happen. We did have other hookups and I still know them but I don't own them just because of one weekend. That said we have all kind of orbited and dated here and there over time and I'm sort of seeing the blonde girl now, not officially or anything. Only these days she has boy hair and tattoos. I dunno maybe a throuple situation could work or could have worked but I don't think you should think too hard about this stuff
Goodnight, /atoga/I hate women.
>>34030229Goodnight!
>>34030225You should arrange another one for old times' sake
>>34030236I think it's the sort of thing that happens when you don't try to force it
>>34030229Good night, brother.
women how do you feel about switch guys
>>34030255Gay
>>34030255still better than snoys
>>34030105Idk the percentage, but they aren't as uncommon as I thought. Being in a throuple makes every night together a threesome, which really takes away the novelty of the term.
>>34030260what does that mean
>>34030263PlayStation fans, nta
i love bisexual women
>>34030265sorry for not getting that sooner
>>34030268Uhm, it’s ok?
Women, what would you think if your bf asked for a footjob?
>>34030266Bisexual women hate men
>>34030275Only half of them
>>34030275not true!
>>34030273in the trash it goes
>>34030273start shooting at him
>>34030273crazy to think while I'm dreaming of tits and ass in my face there are dudes dreaming about women's feet
>>34029418>Men: How many women have seen you naked?6
>>34030266I hate all women
>>34030282I dream of tits asses and feet
>>34030260lool good onePSX, 2 and 3 were the golden era tho>>34030193W A S T E Dit's not over yet budyh I had to help my mom with stuff this morning which threw off my plans but still gonna try maximize the rest of the day>>34030186secret admirer... you gonna send her a valentine?>>34030184based, what you eatinI should probs eat at some point today too
>>34030177depends how much you just want meaningless casual sex ig, I wouldn't tho>>34030179you got any cream>>34030181what are we noticing, eating hot chip and lying>>34030180fickle bastardsthey probs weren't paid enough though tbf>>34030169shit I haven't brushed my teeth this morning thx for the reminder lol
>>34030167based pizza enjoyer (I also would be tempted if I could afford), what toppings?>>34030151hey bb wanna go out>>34030152>Is it weird as a 25 year old man to date a 20 year old?no lol>>34030124have some grapes, join the grape gang
>>34030255Eh, I prefer the gameboy advance
>>34029945same but also amazonians>>34030105probs pretty low desu unless someone is already quite promiscious and kinkyprobably a much higher % of 4chan girls than the general population have, let's be real>>34029966first I bang the drum then I bang ur mum>>34029946bro is sleeping or busy or having a mental breakdown maybe
>>34029941basedhow you gonna make em? fry? boil? poach?>>34029901I actually am about to shave and shower lol>>34029855discord is gay but roblox is based>>34029824if I do feel the need to coom before sleeping I'll usually just shower in the morning
>when I was in high school I had a hot threesome hahaGood for you. When I was in high school a weird girl bent me over and jerked me off downwards until I came on a plate. I then licked the plate at her request. She put her finger in my ass while we did this. I did not get any pussy out of it or a blowjob or anything and it has had a major impact on my sexuality and self image. She's still in my friend group and I don't know who else knows about this.
>>34029706which character lelyou could always try train an AI>>34029692>Do people like voices with friesput the fries in the bagyou may as well try tho>>34029681I'm not getting fucked bruh D:>>34029656it's a certified hood classic, I used to have the VHS>>34029642I remember the days where we'd mash up Space Jam with everything on YT and it was big on SiIvaGunner, good times lel
>>34029588short yes but not the others>>34029585hot is subjective, I clean up alright but am mental>>34029545me >:]>>34029535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8WvayAo1M>>34029523bro is finna lose it
>>34030336>>34030333Shut up faggot. Quality over quantity
>>34029510it's hard but don't hate yourself, be proud of your efforts and just try to enjoy the process, don't worry about the end result>>34029498I'm a short hair enjoyer but if you want to then def, esp with xmas coming up>>34029478>why are they so thirsty about itniqqa needs that paycheck>>34029451>god thinks its funny to match me with millenial karens on dating appssome guys drowning while others dying of thirst....
>>34029470good album>>34029426): you seen a doc>>34029418>How many women have seen you naked?I don't think I should count my mom/other relatives, nudists at the beach, the time friends dragged me to a strip club, or playing strip poker in my party boy days...girls I've slept over with I think 4 I saw fully naked? still a turbovirgin tho
it’s cute and funny when i see foids in the instagram comment section who get jealous of / hate on sydney sweeney. such femcel behavior.
Foids, what should i fap to?
>>34029371based lol, YUVIE is cool, this is also a good set of hers I rate this set also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqGin39NQjI>>34029366realin my party days I'd play this one all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvo-Gp9inW4>>34029335full time faqqotjust ditched my bartending job to work in a grocery store>>34029325we out heregws soon>>34030342>Quality over quantityI was just ketching up, allow it
>>34029588>Recently found out I'm 5'11 not 6 foot its over for me bros lol
>>34030323>the gameboy advancebased GBA enjoyer>>34030331you guys' highschool experiences were wild man, I was just swimming and playing vidya
>>34030353sydney sweeney, more like MIDney sweeney jkshe's cool but ngl I'm not on the hype train>>34030222that's right women are VILEVoluptuousIrredescentLesbiansEstrogenic>>34030213Oneplays, more like hunplayer
>>34029998wassup my drillawuu2 today
>>34029371she should really come to the UK or at least Yurop, her UK garage/jungle/tribal house infused mixes would go down a treatbut ig she's quite happy just rinsing it out in Tokyo and Osaka atm, slay desu
>>34029846>>34029851i dig it. the only time it gets really slow is when nonnies fall asleep. morn togies. the earth says hewwo
>>34030368>morn togies. the earth says hewwohalli hallo>>34029812>I put one in therekill it with fire jk
I must breed asian women
For me its black womenNever seeded the appeal of asian womenses
>>34030373both, both is good...
these pillowtalk asmrs are heroin
>>34030353I don't watch movies. I have seen her perfect bazoongas but I can't tell her apart. The only thing I know is that she makes terminally online women cope.
>>34030372I slept with a couple girls when I went to Tokyo with my friends and they were everything you'd expect. Slim, very tight, hairy bush.
>>34030373I can't into black woman. Some are hot or charming but there's just many stuff I don't like>black nipples>black facial structure>black hair>black pubic hair>black pussy>black family and social circle
WomenOpinion on guys who wear clothes without brand logos?
To women: how to make a man fall out of love with you.Correct him every time you think he does something wrong. Did he fold the laundry wrong? Tell him! He put on the wrong clothes? Tell him! He’s driving too slowly? Tell him! He wants to wait 20 minutes to take out the garbage? That’s wrong you better tell him!
>>34030380>Black nipplesAll nippes make pp big >Facial structuresexy lips>HairYea I don't know why its so common for black people in general to literally rape their own hair until balding.>PubesIts whatever>PussyBetter looking than the pink meat hole on a wite background with a black void>FamilyHalf my family is black lol, I can jive
>>34030386Because their natural hair takes too much time and work to keep looking good. The afro doesn't naturally look puffy, it will get tangled and look messy. It's why lots of African women are bald too.
>>34030379I must end what the portuguese started
>>34030388Afro's are sexThis is like the least ugly kind of hair I see on black people around here, maybe because they're actually africans (I don't know why so many africans moved here, they all work in nursing)Usually terrible hairlines from stretching hair too much
>>34030391>Afro's are sexAre you retarded? I just told you their afros won't look puffy. It will look gross when it gets tangled.
>>34030392Sexo
Slavery was a mistakeImagine it never happened, the US would be only whites in 2025
>>34030373I’ve never been with a black woman but Asians are usually small, horny as fuck, and far less critical than their white counterparts.>>34030380I’ve literally never understood the desire for pink nipples. Who fucking cares about that shit honestly and why? Also almost everyone has brown or black pubic hair.
>>34030393>this is sexo to a retarded simpLmao
>>34030380This would normally make me feel bad if I wasn't in a relationship already.
>>34030398sexooo
>>34030380The pussy is a really bright pink inside, at least the one I saw. Contrasts heavily with the black skin. I liked it
>tfw sexhaver hoursaight imma head out
>>34030383That's alright, I also don't really like logos.>>34030273Nothing much, honestly. While I'm grossed out by the idea of random men being into my feet, I don't care if he is.
>>34030400How do you like that gross shit? You've likely never seen an entangled afro up close. I've seen worse cases than the one in the pic, where the hair is completely deflated and entangled.
>>34030403Music post insteadhttps://youtu.be/ickj4DT5S3U?list=RDyupEwQ6qCd0I'm listening to chinese rap
>>34030373I used to live with a half black girl who ran away from home. I pretty much plowed her daily and I think she eventually did some prostitution. Her dad got my number and threatened to kill me once.I had like four of my friends living with me and every one of us boned her double or triple digit times. I don't know what became of her but I'm sure her life is a train wreck still
>>34030405>implying sexo obeys logicI know a guy who's into poo
Name a cuter girl. You can't.
>>34030407She hated you all and only did it so you wouldn't kick her out btw
>>34030118Throw it away, it's inappropriate.
>>34030409My mom :)My dog :)My finger I lost in an accident 15 years ago and keep preserved on my desk :)
>>34030407Kek, based
>>34030411Not true at all. We were actually really good to her, helped her as much as we could, and she's a horndog anyway. She's a friend I really care about but I think she dropped off the map and got into drugs or something.
>>34030413what
>>34030405Do you actually have sex with women? There’s a lot of gross stuff with sex that you just kinda deal with. Messy hair is probably at the bottom of things I’d give a shit about. Maybe it’s fun to grab too, I’ve never grabbed an afro.Judging women based on the most superficial of shit reminds me of that guy in Shallow Hal that wouldn’t sleep with a woman because she had a long toe. Like Jesus fuck guy get it together.
>>34030413i disagree with all that you wrote
>>34030407Ever gang bang her? My dick needs to know
>>34030419Guy who likes black chicks here.Who are you to dictate what is and is not superficial to that guy? In the same way I simply find afros hot, he can find them not hot. Its perfectly acceptable. There are billions of humans and we have evolved to have varied preferences.
>>34030376you can hear it? i actually second this
>>34030417You're a retard. I know you were helping her out, that's the only reason she was your household cum toilet. This wasn't some fantasy for her, it was survival.
>>34030401Guys liking contrast is my fetish just as much as liking contrast myself is.
>>34029362Japan is weird. They have dj's, they have radio stations, but their radio stations tend to not use dj's, its just a playlist pretty much always
>>34030417Do you think she saved up enough money to run away? You helped her too much lol
Do tattoos on their own make men look tougher/manlier?So many rappers have this body type. Are they intimidating, sexy?
>>34030423He didn’t call it not hot he called it gross. I get having preferences but if you’re grossed out by a young healthy woman of any normal variety, I think you have serious problems or you’re gay.
>>34030433I do not like tattoos, I find them really trashy.
Bisexual women get the ick when you like that they're bisexual.
>>34030439Depends why they like it.
>>34030439Pretty much every bi woman I’ve just hates men for every reason other than their dick.Lesbians but sexually attracted to men.
>>34030433Tatoos are more of terrirorial sign if anything.It's like a cow having burnmark it's back.
>>34030421Halloween night of 2014 she dressed in a lewd costume with a black thong and was acting unbelievably slutty and trying to rile everyone up and get us going while this crazy violent indie horror movie was playing. We laid out a futon mattress on the floor and fucked her utter brains out, which I think is what she really wanted to happen.
>>34030442Wrong. I love dick and I love men. Obviously they're especially great because they're a package deal.
>>34030439>>34030441It's usually the automatic assumption that you will be down for threesomes with another women.
>enter first year of highschool>realize not single girl in there is a virginHow to cope this one out?
>>34030447Who are these imaginary girls losing their virginity to? Boys their own age, or predatory older men?
>>34030432At some point she was in school, away from her home life, had a car, in therapy, totally on track. She met a female friend who probably told her we were disgusting and drugs were cool and liberating. The rest is history.
>>34030445It’s just my experience. I’m sure there’s legit bi women that aren’t completely misandrous, they just don’t talk to me.
>>34030448Does it make any difference?Most women I know date men with +2 age diff
>>34030451A <14 year old girl being preyed on by grown men makes a lot of difference
>>34030449Other women didn't like that she was getting gang banged in a frat house? Shocker.
>>34030449Stop acting like you're a saint for taking advantage of this girl
It's funny how foids here all act like bitches are innocent angels. Every one of them could date a guy their own age or get a job and live on their own, but they despise nice men and hate working.
>>34030457I'd say 95% of the women I know is dating a guy her own age and has a job. They either live on their own or with their man while splitting things 50/50.
>>34030458Sir, we only accept bitter and emotional overgeneralizations here
Can anybody here talk to me and monologue me their life story?I am dying of self-isolation while thinking everyone here is a bot
>>34030459As if her post isn't an overgenerazilation and damage control to protect foids.
>>34030456>>34030455On not one but two occasions I asked her to fuck a friend of mine she didn't even know just because they were in a tough point in life or thought they'd never be with a hot chick. This is all completely true and I'm only telling you this to piss you off because you'll probably think that was taking advantage of her too even though she agreed to and even enjoyed it. I'm so sorry for giving her a place to stay and putting her through school while she had lots of consensual sex, boo hoo
>>34030461I was one of those gifted children that get burnt out around 16. I'm now in my late 20s, few friends, khhv, but at least I got a job I enjoy and a supportive family. What's your story anon?
>>34030463Take the L you bitter moid, you're out of touch with reality
>>34030457No one deserves to be a cum dumpster just to have a roof over her head.>>34030464Like all privileged people you don't know anything about power. She agreed to it because she needed shelter and support to survive. If you ask someone to have sex with a stranger and they seem to love the idea all while relying upon you for everything you're raping that person.
>>34030471I used to drive my art hoe friend to school, work and back home and I'd fuck her or she'd give me a blowjob as mostly unspoken repayment. It worked out well and I don't see the problem with it. What's so bad about consensual trade?
>>34030473You're a degenerate and your existence makes society worse
Do you ever look at something in your hosue and be like "wait, that was never there" and think you somehow shifted timelines?
Why are people obsessed with spanking during sex?
She said my car is cute, is she DTF?!
>>34030475Funny how you don't shame the girl who did it consentually.
>>34030476no, I don't think I did
>>34030479I am DTH (Down To Hate)
>>34030466I was treated like a retard and always thought I was dumb until I made it to college and realized that school really wasn’t structured for how I learn and I’m actually smarter than a vast majority of people in the adult world.It really set me up for life to be honest and I’m thankful I realized my intelligence when I could actually use it, not when I was a kid. Smart kids are useless, just monkeys showing off their skills as entertainment for adults. And like you they tend to go no where in life when it matters. Not sure why exactly that is but I think it’s the fact that they think in a way where problems just get solved with thinking alone. A lot of problems don’t get solved that way and the only solution is hard and painful work and self growth.
>>34030482That is not healthy anon
>>34030482DTHF
>>34030461Born in OKC, lived in upstate NY for a few years until my parents’ marriage blew up.Moved back home to be closer to my grandparents in SE OK, and my parents both remarried. Mom married an Englishman she met online who moved here to be with her, dad married a local choir director who had her own kids, creating a Brady Bunch situation.Dad’s second wife was a legitimate wicked stepmother who put the onus of caring for my disabled little brother entirely on me and my little sister; didn’t have much of a childhood as a result.Burnt out as a teenager, became a pothead, spent most of my twenties being a junkie and working entry level jobs.Spent the latter half of my twenties actually getting paid to take care of my little brother, am now 30 and doing my best to not be a junkie anymore. Working on my degree, studying to become a teacher.
>>34030484Maybe women shouldn't have been mean to me.>>34030485Never.
>>34030479Yes, but just your car.https://youtu.be/MBnM1JLp9Sc
>>34030477I'm sure it's complicated. There's the physical aspect, the mental aspect, and many degrees of their combination that could be conscious or subconscious. Personally, I hate sharp pains. Plus I hate that it makes me think about being hit as a kid. So I don't like spanking during sex at all.
I like this songhttps://youtu.be/bBsKplb2E6Q
>>34030477There is nothing and I mean not even one thing in this world that compares to putting a PAWG over your knee and spanking her ass cherry red
>>34030495How would you know
Question for women do you want to kiss me on the lips? I’m fucking fucked up in the head. I’m so completely not okay. I’m one of the most molested guys of all time. Just fucking shaking apart and convulsing. Frothing at the mouth and screaming. I’m a danger to myself and others but mostly myself. I lay in bed and cry every day I’m a fucking psycho headcase. I’ve been held in a mental hospital more than once. Do you want to go to a jazz club with me? We could dress up fancy and drink expensive cocktails. We could have a nice night and listen to that jazz. You look so beautiful tonight.
>>34030468That wasn't an L. I never lost an argument on /atoga/. She pulled the 95% out of her ass. I can do it too, 99% of bitches are cheating whores and incapable of love.
>>34030488They probably weren’t mean enough. If they were you’d hate yourself and change to be a better person.
>>34030494Me too. I’ve got to be at least a few hundred of the views on that exact video
>>34030471>No one deserves to be a cum dumpster just to have a roof over her head.true, but only because the roof shouldn't be part of the deal
>>34030498I dated a tomboy with a big fat butt and I spanked her. She's a furry now
>>34030461FMy dad got introduced to my mom by my uncle, since they were in the same unit in the Army. She was still living in Mexico at the time, but they made it work. They ended up having several kids before she decided to come to the US after getting her citizenship from marrying him. I'm the second youngest, and I was four when we came to the US. They had broken up briefly after she found out he got another woman pregnant. Then she got pregnant by another man. Then they got back together. In the US, we moved to a border city in hopes that my dad could get stationed at the nearby installation when he reenlisted. You can probably guess which.We lived there my whole life, but I would move around schools occasionally just due to family issues and to go to the same school as my best friend, whom I met in middle school and am still best friends with to this day. Growing up there was a lot of abuse and neglect. I got bullied at school for being autistic and having a hard time getting along with people. I excelled in school, usually having the top grades in my class. I had a bit of a glow-up in high school and suddenly the bullying became non-existent I started working in fast food at 14 and would moonlight as a mechanic for my uncle, despite it being illegal. I became really good at it and was regularly clocking over 40 hours.To get away from home, I enlisted at 17 and worked a lot harder than I needed to meet the physical requirements. The Army was monotonous, but gave me a sense of discipline, stability, and confidence that I had been lacking my entire life. I also got free college and got my degree while active duty. I spent two years of my contract deployed to Afghanistan and Kuwait. So I traded one desert for another.After leaving active service, I worked as a mechanic again until I finally got an internship in my field of study. I had saved up enough in the Army to buy a house and paid off most of it upfront.
>>34030513Your story always mildly annoys me
anyone wanna give a femanon a safe psychedelic experience? and not take advantage of me like my ex did?
>>34030501>Admits he's asspulling>Somehow thinks this isn't an LThe only one you're arguing with are the delusions in your head
>>34030531Don't be stupid anon
>>34030533Lol ok fine
>>34030466Moved alot, not great senpai life but a strong supportive great aunt who 'raised me'. Moved out young, because it wasn't their responsibility to care for me. Graduated and went to uni. I was always bright and social but I value rest and relaxation, too.
Btw my date from a few days ago, we went to my car so I could put my leftovers away and they saw the sticker on it and were like “anime girl?” And I was like “don’t judge my car” and he was like “I already did” and then we proceeded to talk about anime and how he’s not into it >:( (and I’m not hugely either). I tried to tell him about JDM culture and how I just liked the sticker but he didn’t have much to say. Lol. I hate when men judge me then make me feel like I’m too much/more interesting than them.
>>34030537>so I could put my leftovers awayWhere was the date
So you all got shepherded into post secondary and have normal lives? Why bother larping on 4chan then? Go do a hobby
>>34030542What are you saying?
I love anime women
>>34030543None of you should be here, if I had your opportunities and wealth I wouldn’t be, I’d be out living life
>>34030541A coffee shop lmao then movies
>>34030546I'm NEET and have nothing lol
>>34030549Obviously I wasn’t referring to you then, the guy who didn’t do post secondary
>>34030547Did you like it?
Anyone watching stranger things? I’m catching up to the new season but damn to be a kid in the 80s
>>34030532Are you retarded? She did the same thing by saying that 95% of females she knows are all millionaire hustlers kek
>>34030552It was decent. I enjoyed it but not particularly because of him. Were supposed to see the kill bill whole bloody affair today but it’s like 4.5 hours I’m not sure if I’ll back out or not
>>34030552But also what part of me mentioning he was judging me and I didn’t like that did you not catch?
>>34030555I didn't say that at all, I said all my friends have jobs and support themselves lol
Hello all of you.
>jannies intentionally delay giving me another sitewide three day ban until the one i already had expiresThis means they seethe about me in their IRC chat, right?
>>34030546Anon I admit I'm lucky that university is free here but otherwise I had no wealth or opportunity. I live with my parents and don't have much drive or time for socialising.
>>34030562Ok dude
I shouldnt go on dates while on accutane, right? My skin might get worse
>>34030565I don't think it's that big of a deal, personally. I've gone on dates while having acne breakouts.
I have a crush on Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things
Shut up, stupid foid. *plap plap plap*
>>34030499A jazz club, fun fancy adventures really are some of the best memories to make. We could invent new identities for esch other and pretend we have never met.
>>34030566If my lips get super dry and red he might get disgusted and I don’t like talking acne on first dates
State gender.What's worse, going to your class reunion party and being the only one who isn't accompanied by their partner, or going with your partner but also with a mixed-race stepchild?
>>34030572My life is so good knowing I will never in a billion years go to a fucking high school reunion I hope they’re all dead
>>34030571Don't talk yourself out of a date because of your insecurities. If you really want to be sure he's into it, just face time before the date and see how he reacts.
>>34030572MThe former, I think. I don’t think very lowly of stepparents.I doubt I’ll be going to my reunion, though. I doubt I’ll even get invited; the student council president is an ex-girlfriend of mine who hates my guts lol
>>34030531I can. I know cpr and first aid basics.
>>34030568He looks like a baby Norman Reedus, kinda.
>>34030461Mwas considered one of the "talented and gifted" kids from a young age, basically put there at request of my mom as I'd probably be only above average at best. was known as a weird nerdy kid in a small school, subject of bullying from my first day to graduation.i did one year of college, dropped out for another year, went through a "disregard females (there were no females), acquire currency" phase, returned, completed and did pretty well due to sole autism grinding on studies and nothing else.joined the professional world, landed my first career job and went full autism dedication mode again. stayed at the same place for almost 10 years and worked my way up only to get forced to resign by my superior who had a grudge against my family and used any means to get me gone (this was last year).I now work part time just a handful of hours a week, in my field but at a massive paycut obviously. I spent the time taking care of my mom and dad for awhile. I have a house thats paid off, a dog, but no wife, no kids, etc. I grinded to be a provider only to have noone to provide for. I regret not going out and practicing relationship dynamics when I was younger. Now I'm in my late 30s with nothing to show for it.If I was to go back and restart life from the beginning I would absolutely do everything differently. Don't ever become like me.
>>34030578Why would I need cpr and first aid? Jeeze
Women do you want to watch milton friedman titktoks together and discuss the wisdom of buying gold during this inflationary period?
>>34030577I meant the latter. I need caffeine
>>34030579It’s his character’s personality that makes him. Troubled introvert outcast guy turns into hero type ish
>>34030587Cool. I had that same haircut when I was a teenager
>>34030433I like his tattoos.
>>34030409Who is this?
>>34030433They don’t make men look tougher, but they can make tough guys look cooler.Most tattoos I see are pretty tacky, though.
So what I’m learning is urbanites who get pushed to do university make big money and they just take it for granted and fuck it up by never using it for anything fun
>>34030575I just hate showing up wearing a pimple patch or having a breakout. It makes me feel like a catfish.
>>34030590Anon’s waifu. Apparently her name is Toki, and I’m guessing she’s from that Blue Archive game.
>>34030565I don’t see why you shouldn’t. I don’t find acne to be a turnoff at all, especially not if you’re clearly trying to treat it.
>>34030594I understand how you feel. But remember you're a normal person with a very normal skin problem that affects a large portion of young people.
Why do i keep ending up with this girl?
>>34030599“Ending up with” lolYou keep choosing them.
>>34030602Men have no choice, sweaty.
State genderWhat's the worst thing you've ever done?
>>34030599Because you keep choosing them.
>>34030605MNot hate women
>>34030602>>34030606Men in 2026 settle for their gfs and dates.
>>34030593These days it's harder to just go to uni and get a good job after. From what I understand used to be any degree would guarantee a decent job, nowadays most degrees just saddle you with debt and little to no boost in the job market. I went to uni and grad school and I'm making decent money, started properly working this year. Trying to save most of it though, tryna buy a house or have a kid in the next couple years. I keep coming here because it's a habit and I get bored of reading the news on the toilet or while at work
>>34030605FBe mean
>>34030572The latter is worse. I think being a step dad is one of the saddest things you can do with your life.
>>34030409Ashley from Resident Evil 4 (2004), Lilith from Darkstalkers 3/Vampire Savior, Misato Katsuragi from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Himemiya Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena, Cheelai from Dragon Ball Super: BrolyI could go on
>>34030609And that's their choice. It's nobody's fault but your own that you end up with women you don't like.
Women, thoughts on the whole "trans women in women's locker rooms/restrooms" issue?
>>34030604I am a man, sweatstain.>>34030609Speak for yourself.
Men, what is a store you like to online shop at?
>>34030613>CheelaiThat green pussy had me acting in mysterious ways for a hot minute
>>34030605MTortured kittens
>>34030594NTA but I don't think it's a problem. Just about everyone has had pimples, and if you're using dating apps then he can see your face before he agrees to go out. Or you could video chat or send a selfie. My lips were incredibly dry, cracked and peeling the first time I was kissed, fwiw. Was a first date. I think you're being too hard on yourself.
>>34030610Sure man
>>34030622I remember when I was 8 I lifted a kitten up by its neck like in Star Wars and it started choking and I felt sick for doing it and still feel sick to this day about it. I am an evil evil person
>>34030611No need to humble brag.
Yikes he just texted me saying what’s up, [name]? Is this plan still up? I think I’m just gonna have to say I’m not gonna be able to make it today sorry
>>34030621They knocked it out of the fucking park with that character.Super Hero was worth the watch purely for being able to point at Beerus and exclaim that he’s literally me fr
>>34030629Why?
>>34030613Not a single right answer
I just saw my sister in her pajamas and I felt the lustful feelings againAm I a sick irredeemable fuck
>>34030633You play gacha games. Your opinion is worthless.
>>34030605F. Abandoned my younger brother with our abusive father for a month.
>>34030616I wouldn't mind as long as she passes.
>>34030635No, but you need to get your shit together.Frogposters, I swear
>>34030629I am fully aware this is ragebait but I am going to bite anyway.You want to cancel because he wanted to confirm his plans with you?
>>34030620Shopping for what? My of my money goes to eBay sellers for vintage clothes
>>34030643I don't understand this
>>34030616To my knowledge, it has never happened to me so I tend to not give it much thought. I'd be uncomfortable being in the bathroom or in a locker room with someone who I can recognize as a man.
>>34030643First of all I could point out the mistake in your text but she already did it for you. You’re making her suggest for a time and then you just say “sure” with a stupid laugh emoji. Not only did you not show effort and initiative and put the burden on her you also didn’t confirm.Second of all, it’s not just bc he wants to confirm the plans. I already had it in my mind that I would say I can’t make it today, because I have other things I need to prioritize and I’m not 100% feeling it. But his tone and his text just reads demanding and my body instantly didn’t feel good about it, so I have to just listen to that feeling, yknow?
>>34030626I slung them in walls, tied them in nooses, beat them, dropped them off heights, made them try to pull themselves up just to let them fall, tossed em into dryers. I think you’re fine
>>34030620Etsy
>>34030646Not to flame but are you intellectually disadvantaged?
>>34030652Why did you do that
>>34030629Yeah, the sooner the better. Don't ghost him. >>34030626Terrible thing to do but I don't think you're evil based on your reaction. You were a kid who did something awful and immediately felt sick and you still regret it. Bet you never did that shit again either. Being evil is an ongoing choice. >>34030635Go look up some foul shit every time you feel that way. Or baby pictures of her. Or both. You'll be okay anon, thoughts and feelings can be overcome. It's actions that make people irredeemable, not feelings.
>>34030654Yes I didn't sleep
>>34030616It's all stalls anyway so we're doing our own thing then washing hands.
I once again spent too much money on Christmas gifts. Anons, what did you get for Christmas for your loved ones? :)
>girl breaks off plans with me>ask her to tell me why/what i did wrong, or if its some other thing>just so i can improve or whatever>just plainly tells me im not that attractive and she didnt feel much of a spark that level of civility and honesty was extremely heartwarming, i really am sad she didnt like me.
>>34030655I needed a sense of power and control and the only way to let it out was to hurt living beings like I was being hurt. I still struggle with this
>>34030657I feel bad though. I did want to see the movie for the experience, but I just don’t think I have the capacity to spend 4.5 hours with him today, and need to prioritize other stuff. But I’m the one who brought up the movie, so I feel bad now.
>>34030662Nothing big this year since I can’t afford too much right now.Socks, snacks and gift cards.
>>34030668Why are you even dating him
What is a standard budget for Christmas gifts? I have to get gifts for 16 people
>>34030673I went on like 1 date w him. He showed me interest first
>>34030662gift card to the greatest nerd store on the planet.
>>34030595I wish I could have bangs like hers.
>>34030651Oh ok, good to know you're baiting. I'm bored but I'll offer legitimate constructive criticism.Your body, your choice. I fully agree with you on that. To your first point, if a location, date and time was set and agreed upon, then that is a confirmed plan. If she needed further confirmation she could have reached out.To your second point, again if you're not feeling it, then it's alright to cancel. I will say that if you're waiting on a picture perfect date where everything lines up, it's not going to happen, and considering you are on 4chan, I don't think you can afford to be as picky as you are projecting yourself to be.
Should I just say fuck it and go?
>>34030675I'd say $25So I hope you have $400.
>>34030676If you dont intend to actually try and give him a chance as a partner or date just tell him you are not interested.
>>34030531You can do this with fellow foids
>>34030636You are Latinx
>>34030681Yes. Why not go fuck around and find out? That's braver.
Did the autistic anon that was gonna workout with his coworker make it?
>>34030682$25 doesnt feel like enough
>>34030679I never confirmed it… I was the one who brought up the movie and said maybe Tuesday? (Today) and then I never confirmed. I’m technically free this afternoon
>>34030620I only shop in person at the super target next to my gym and the liquor store across the street
>>34030668Fair. Do you still want to date him? If so, why not ask if you can reschedule for x date. Just tell him something came up and you're sorry you can't make it. If you don't want to see him again, you should tell him honestly that you have too much on your plate to date and apologize. Getting ghosted feels so much worse.
>>34030675Depends on the relationship. I've spent about 300$ on my husband, 50$ on my parents and my best friend, 25$ on the kids. Then everyone else between 10 and 20$ + a card.
>>34030581Well in case you start rambling about having a heart attack or other medical emergency during the trip. Would you let me walk you on a leash in public?
Girls, would you like if during sex a guy told you to call him sir?
>>34030691You're free to tell him that you don't actually want to go, just do not expect him to ever talk to you again.
>>34030695No. I save that kinda stuff for the bedroom.>>34030693Too much on my plate to date is a good excuse, tysm for this.
>>3403067516 people? Prioritize, for my wider social circle of friends I usually just get a bottle of wine or a box of chocolate at most, for immediate family I spend more.
>>34030696No. I'd laugh at his face.
>>34030699>excuseI don't understand. What is the real reason you don't wish to go? What is stopping you from telling him the truth?
>>34030686Nope. I’m an Anglo-Saxon.
Going to the gym and then to the store.You guys want something?
>>34030641>>34030657She's in a matching set of Christmas pajamas with the short shorts that kinda let me see some under butt and she isn't wearing a braWhy do people pretend like they'd NEVER EVER think sexually about a sibling? She's hot and underdressed, is my dick really supposed to flag her as a 'never ever' and not react to tits and ass right there in front of me? I think a bunch of people are just lying
>>34030706gf
>>34030699Okay, so quiet corralled indoors trip with baricades.
>>34030703There haven’t been enough investment for me to tell him “I’m not feeling a connection”. So I’d rather soft reject/soft fade. I also just figured I’d maybe keep entertaining it for the dating experience, give him a chance to open up more, but I know it’s not good to do that. I feel like a baby duck in this dating world which is why I don’t do this type of stuff to begin with. Lol. Keep in mind we’re in the same social circle so if things go badly with him it’s going to impact us being able to show up to events comfortably, unless he takes the rejection super well.Update: I told him I can’t today sorry and he said That’s ok. See you next time.
>>34030544me too bro. youre loyal to her though surely?
>>34030706Big butt mommy gf
>>34030707I have a sister and think you’re disgusting.I was willing to be charitable with your first response but you’re clearly just a pervert
>>34030565I don't think that matters, I have heard that your lips taste bad on accutane though
>>34030710As someone who's been through this, just tell him the truth. Going on dates with someone just for the "dating experience" is a terrible idea though, you need to cut that shit out.
>>34030605MI dropped a puppy once by accident when I was a child
>>34030706I want that Viennetta from the 90's.
>>34030710>So I’d rather soft reject/soft fade>Keep in mind we’re in the same social circle so if things go badly with him it’s going to impact us being able to show up to events comfortably, unless he takes the rejection super well.Fuck you. Don’t lead this guy on just because you’re afraid of mild confrontation.
>>34030714What.
>>34030711yeah
>>34030715>>34030718There’s no need to tell him “the truth” since he hasn’t asked for now. Do you get it? Sorry but rejecting people isn’t easy.
>>34030719idk, my cousin told me that her bf had bitter lips when he was on accutane
>>34030713No no, I'm taking a stand on this right now. Like when she's in a towel, or one of the few times in our lives I've seen her naked or nearly naked for a second, my dick isn't supposed to react at all? When I'm jerking off later that isn't meant to come to mind even a little bit? You're all fucking lying. If you have a hot sibling of the opposite sex and a similar age you think about it, period. You're just putting on a front to appear moral if you say you don't.
>>34030724I’m going to kill myself
>>34030722Putting the truth in scare quotes is fucking wild lolIf we only ever did what was easiest, we would rarely do the right thing. Don’t waste his time.
>>34030726that is probably an overreaction
>>34030727I don’t owe him shit how bout that. I don’t think he likes me he’s probably just dating me for my looks and bc I’m giving him a chance
Women are looksmaxxing at an alarming rate. If you are a man in 2025 and don't have a nice trailer of your life you are doomed.
>>34030725No, I really don’t. I also don’t objectify my sister to an audience of strangers.Why is every single frogposter retarded?
>>34030730I can’t ever win
>>34030731Haha wow, you’re such a bitch.
>>34030605Off the top of my head>have cheated siblings out of four figure sums of money>framed a Jewish kid for an antisemitic hate crime for the delicious irony>convinced a girl I had occult powers>when I was 14 I burned a kid's charizard card after he picked on my brother
Men how often are you thinking about your dick size percentile and jelquing to get it up?
>>34030731Now you're just rationalizing lolIf you don't want to date him stop
>>34030732>nice trailerI live in a whole park of them
>>34030732FYou guys only pay attention to Stacy’s you should just die.
>>34030635Its gross but as long as you never act on it you're not evil anon. Same as gooning to gross porn fetishes. Just stop doing it, thats the real goal.
>>34030707It is a genuinely repellent idea to me at least. I feel ill trying to think of a sibling that way. Incest is such a taboo that anyone who does feel that way is going to lie. C'mon man. >>34030710I'm glad you texted him! You totally can say you see him as more of a friend. No need to call him unattractive or boring, sometimes people just don't have a romantic connection. It's disrespectful of the other person's time if you lead them on when you're not interested. That or ghosting are more likely to cause problems than polite rejection.
>>34030725Speaking as a fellow moid with a sister I think you're right but it's deeply twisted that you'd admit it to yourself or embrace it. This is something you push way down bro, wayyyyyyy down.
I’m never dating a man with a sister
>>34030740Its kinda sad to admit, but I honestly dont think it would help much..
>>34030731the level of mental gymnastics from your posts means you gotta be an absolute knockout in bedyou will die alone and in poverty
>>34030744Why does every mid becky ghost me after 2 dates?Why shouldnt i just goon?
>>34030751:( anon I don’t have a single frog on my hard drive beyond the one Matt Furie actually drew
>tfw I am eleven from stranger things
>>34030756Show me two mid Becky’s. Quickly.
>>34030740Look it's nothing special but it gets the job done, making your dick bigger by fucking it up permanently seems to be defeating the purpose to me, like those dudes who put a lambo shell on their shitty pontiac
>>34030751Does it count if she went insane and he hasn't talked to her for over a decade?
>>34030755Lmfaooooooo T-thanks?
>>34030744MYou don't want my love and attention
Femanons, would you pimp out your boyfriend for cash? Get him all dolled up in makeup and lingerie and let thugs run a train on him?
>>34030662We don't really do Christmas gifts but her birthday is early next year and I got her a Dyson Air wrap, overpriced hair styling device she's been wanting
>>34030740Can’t say that ever crosses my mind. Jelquing seems as silly to me as mewing or taking ice baths
>>34030740never thought about it, don't even know it
>>34030768My husband got it for me last year, I've been loving it. Good job anon.
>>34030681Yes
>>34030740Never I like my dick the way it is
>>34030751why?
My sister is anime obsessed and a little perverted and I know she's thought about it. "Onii-san, w-what are you doing?!"Only in the deepest depths of anonymity will I admit that I would if she wanted to. I'd never ever make a move on her though
>>34030751You got siblings, and I don't like it
>>34030520Sorry to hear that
>>34030751That's not fair. My brother is great, and I'm confident he has never creeped on me.
>>34030780Stay in the coze zone
Do you ever just watch animals and be like "I have so much to learn from them. I need them to teach me their ways"? I just saw a massive bird nest and was amazed, these small little brained creatures can create complex nests of intertwined sticks, leaves, and grass.
>>34030740>how often are you thinking about your dick size percentileSometimes>jelquing to get it upNever
>>34028967MI was up for it until I saw her 4/10 feet
>>34030780the absolute state of white people.
There was a big chunk of ice on the road and i ran it over and it got stuck under my car and dragged for like a mile, is my car probably fucked?
>>34030751>I'm never dating a man with even the slightest clue how to act around womenWhy punish yourself like this?
>>34030766I'm not sure I can "let" thugs do anything. I'd certainly dress him up and give the thugs a fair shot. If they manage to overpower my bf, he deserved it.
I don’t feel well again
>>34030786if your brother is even 1% as horny as the men in this thread, he's definitely pictured you naked
>>34030602keep choosing them, is it the universe's way of pairing matches
>>34030740>how often are you thinking about your dick size percentileUsually only when the topic comes up.>jelquing to get it up?You kidding? I'm already worried it's excessive.
>>34030803That's not anything, you never had an intrusive thought?
>>34030803Disgusting. I’m signing off
>>34030803I never did that, that is gross
>>34030751>I'm not dating a man who has the highest co-factor for being a decent guy to womenI mean it's a choice, not one I'd go with but you do you.
Usually I am my dog's master, put today I looked him in the eyes and asked him to master me in the way of the dog.
>>34030803No. Even if he didn't have an intense grudge against me, I'm certain he'd never think of me sexually. He married a tall white girl.
>>34030612Really? That is an awful outlook.You find someone you want to share life with, you get the benefits of a family an opportunity to make a positive difference in a life while stepping up to have a different purpose.
>>34030666maybe she did and she was waiting for you to show interest
>>34030811>>34030815It's not something you CHOOSE to do, it just pops into your head. I'm not saying he's a pervert.>be male>thinking of naked women 24/7>sister walks byBefore he can stop himself, his brain has created a hi-res 3D model of what your bare titties must look like. It's not malicious, just how we're wired.
I can’t afford a girlfriend
>>34030798Won't know until you look. Maybe next time don't do that.
what do you guys think of clavicular?he's what a incel chud would be if he drank a beauty potion
>>34030815>He married a tall white girlOh I guess that means he never thinks of any other race sexually, so he can watch all the asian gangbang porn he wants
State genderDo you think sex is sacred?
>>34030740MNever. Jequing seems like a meme. If it was so easy, wouldn't everyone have a massive cock? Mien is exactly 6 inches. Average, like my height. Would it be nice to be bigger? Probably. Is it the end of the world? No. its fine enough. There are (literally) bigger things to worry about, like my cute dog being so old he can barely walk
>>34030681where ya goin, nonny?
>>34030827MYeah.
>>34030827MaleYes I do, and to treat it like most people do these days is borderline blasphemy.
>>34030829To your dad’s bed.
I can't afford to love women.
>>34030788I've never told anyone this but one time she got blackout drunk with her friends because she'd never had alcohol before and threw up all over the kitchen, and later threw up again and collapsed in the bathroom while trying to shower and I had to clean her up and take her to bed butt ass naked because I was the only one there, and while doing this I might have felt her up and stuff. Oh shit that feels painful to type. I am seriously ashamed of this and kind of blocked out the memory. Oh man that was really fucked up. Oh man someone please tell me what a piece of shit I am.
>>34030827FYea that’s Why i never do it
>>34030823Money is irrelevant. Women will pay for Chad's uber ride.
>>34030827F. Kind of, yeah. I think it's a deeply intimate and emotional thing you should only share with the person you love.
>>34030827fmy body is a temple and the doors are locked
>>34030836MSame.
>>34030825Performance artist that's making money by being funny. It's entertaining but has zero informative value.
>>34030825I don't know anything about him other than that I've been seeing some chatter about him over the last couple days.
Femanons, get this. Your pussy, my face, who says no?
>>34030827F. Objectively no, subjectively, yes
>>34030836>>34030839>>34030841Women will say this then fuck a random hot guy they met 10 minutes ago
>>34030845When you see my bush it’s going to be you begging to be spared
>>34030847I never fucked random men, even ones I found very hot. The fastest I went from meeting someone to fucking them was 6 months.
>>34030847Most men would fuck a random hot girl they met 10 minutes ago.
>>34030848Nta but have mercy for gods sake I’m at work
>>34030847i'm a virgin but ok, you can include me in your fanfic, imagine me with huge boobs pls
>>34030827FNot necessarily, but I believe it's not something to be done casually. Your body is like your home, and you don't let people come and go as they please. Pun unintended.
>>34030849Why do women lie so blatantly?
To the people who said yes, what’s your body count?
>>34030827Mhonestly no but I cling so hopefully to the idea that it is sacred I basically need that idea to get by.
>>34030854I'm not lying lol I don't like casual sex, so I don't have it.
>>34030835Darker than I expected this thread to get
>>34030823It costs nothing to have a girlfriend.
>>34030855zero
>>34030851I thought men hated unkempt women
>>34030855Two, both inside very long term relationships (8 years each).
>>34030827Yes. We release pair-bonding chemicals during it, it's not meant to be something casual.
>>34030852Wow femanon you're so sexy
>>34030835Come clean and tell her ASAP
>>34030860yeah it does, how are you going to pay for her boba tea and sushi?
>>340308551But sometimes I think thinking sex is sacred is a cope of me having trauma and severe trust issues and feeling like I need the emotional security & comfort to deal with the aftermath of sex, as well as just feeling self conscious physically bc I live in my head too much and am not as animalistic as other people
>>34030860Even the cheapest gf costs a few bucks for a sock and a sharpie
>>34030862I don’t find a huge bush to constitute being unkempt. It’s insanely hot to me
>>34030864Forgot to state that I am a man
>>34030827FNo. It's just a part of the life cycle, no more or less sacred than the other parts. I personally find it incredibly emotional and special, but I don't mind that other people disagree. I just don't want to share it with someone I don't adore. >>34030845No thanks.
>>340308552 but I don’t really count the second one
Women always lie.
>>34030873you can just do that?
>>34030835You are unironically the sickest guy here and that's saying something
>>34030862Dislike maybe, but hate? You'd have to kill my dog to get me to HATE a woman, the feminine aura is just that strong
>>34030863What happened that both broke off after 8 years
>>34030835And you weren't drunk? Man that's pretty bad
I am truly the messiah, /atoga/. Born of angel and demon, I am creator and destroyer. I transformed the darkness to come closer to the light.
>>34030871opinion ignored
>>34030878The first guy cheated on me, I'm still very happily married to the second guy :)
>>34030855M3. Two were with women I dated for a few years each, one was with a friend and taught me I don’t want casual sex.I didn’t always believe it was sacred.
>>34030863>8 years eachI don't know if its worse that you were in a relationship with someone else that never moved to marriage after 8 years, or that you got married and divorced twice, 8 years each.
>>34030877>feminine auraWomen, have you ever felt like you have a "feminine aura"?
>>34030867I pay for my own sushi and go on solo dates. I have a job and can usually handle my own budgeting. Honestly tired of paying for ole dude who can't commit. need new job where i can make like $10k a month - but that doesn't exsist for me
>>34030855Zero. Im very ugly.
>>34030886In my first relationship we got together at 14 and broke up at 22, we were both still in college and obviously it made no sense for us to get married when we had no ability to support ourselves. He had asked me to marry him after we were done with school.I got married once, and I'm still with my husband. Do not intend to break up with him any time soon.
>>34030887whenever I leave the house with giga cleavage, sureit's intentional then, but sometimes it's like a dark cloud I can't shake
>>34030889>pickme detected
Measureing tape just sliced right through my finger lolModerately owIs showing signs of pain gay and unmanly?
>>34030889>solo dateWhat does this entail
Do animals know they're pregnant?
Thinking about hairy pussy at work and hating my life
>>34030897>dicksuck detected
>>34030875It was technically assault
>>34030835confess at the churcheven if you're not christian, i think it's a good way to vent about some shit.
Femanons, would you date a man who is a narcissist with mommy issues and abandonment trauma who craves absolute singularity under the rule of his godhood?
>>34030902Have you actually seen one, or is it 100% imagination?
>>34030895Honest question, was talking about this earlier with someone else. Do relationships that start in high school actually "count"? do they have any bearing or meaning at all? I'd like to think they do but I also dont think they have the same levity as relationships when youre an adult
>>34030907Already did that once, gave me immense trauma, wouldn’t do it again but the pull of “I can fix him” and “we’d be great in bed” is there
>>34030907at this point yes, as long as he clips his damn nails
>>34030904sucks you got called out m8 but you cant expect anyone to take you seriously when a grand majority of women do not pay for their own dates. foolish to brag about something so silly
>>34030835Thats pretty bad man. Youre lucky she didnt know, jesus.
>>34030900Taking myself to dinner. I usually pretty up and sit alone, ear phones and scroll. Imma solodolo most of the time.
>>34030909NTA but yes they count, even as just practice relationshipsTo avoid splitting hairs we just put them all into the same basket of "I've had X relationships" even if the first two were holding hands in kindergarten
>>34030905>assaultare you sure that isnt just your opinion?
>>34030900NTA but you dress nicely and do a typical date activity alone. Go to a nice restaurant or see a movie or buy yourself flowers. Treat yourself the way you'd like to be treated.
>>34030908I’ve seen a couple, and I also saw them shaved. Greatly preferred bush
>>34030907>would you date someone that'll hurt you, make your life hell and leave you wtih emotional scars, because you're definetly not the right person to try and make him changewhat kind of question is that?
>>34030901Bright side is you can't knock her up twice?
>>34030915>>34030920I'd feel so awkward doing that but it sounds nice
I finally figured out the word i was looking for: shallow. modern women are shallow.
>>34030909Of course they do. My relationship with my husband is obviously more important and deeper to me, but I would not say that my relationship with my ex was meaningless.
>>34030926True. A six inch dildo bottoms out in me in most positions.
>>34030911As a reformed nail biter I clip early and often to help with temptation
I just found out about "necrobabes".I wonder how real that site was.According to the backups on archive.org they sold supposedly real snuff and rape videos.
>>34030895>husband>break up with him any time soon....
>>34030926being shallow is generally rewarded as the path of least resistance and the highest chance of genetic survival
>>34030907>Femanons, would you date a man who is a narcissist with mommy issues and abandonment trauma who craves absolute singularity under the rule of his godhood?He can be helped and redeemed.
>everything men do is for pussyThere are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
>>34030928Is that uncomfortable?
>>34030926she shallow with the p$$y she shallowwwwwhttps://youtu.be/8HBcV0MtAQg?si=1ttYtH1g7Q1CBvfv
>>34030932LMAO
>>34030926We just act that way because men don't like women with opinions
>>34030925It is so nice. At first I felt awkward and pretentious reading a book and eating alone but nobody cares. (Except once an elderly couple told me they liked that book and recommended another book.) It's peaceful but you also feel confident when you look good.
>>34030827>State gender>Do you think sex is sacred?Used too, I'm not sure anymore. People who say they are are repressed, in denial etc.
>>34030932I don't get it. Are you mad because I did not use "divorce"? I'm ESL, divorce as a verb feels weird to me.
>>34030918I don’t know I think about it a lot and don’t know how to feel
>>34030941I feel like most women's opinions are self-centered or negative.
>>34030907this but only the mommy issues and abandonment for me, i dont relate to that other stuff.
>>34030946What gives you that impression? Do you know a lot of sad women? :(
I wonder what it’s like to be a woman who has been desired her entire life. I never got asked out in high school or college and as an adult it’s just about sex to men.
>>34030951>her entire lifeThat includes pre-puberty you know. It's not fun being sexually desired as a tween.
>>34030951>as an adult it’s just about sex to men.It really isn’t. Sorry to hear you’re feeling undesired.
>>34030923You don't have to change someone. A person changes for themselves, but sometimes it takes a special person to encourage that.
>>34030945If the person was not charged with assault, then it can't be assault. Besides, it's still sex, it's not like you can just choose to unsuck someone's dick or something lol
Math is based in real life so I should be able to use my intuition, right?
>>34030951You probably were but you would have rejected her if she didn't meet your standards
>>34030956>crime doesn't exist until a prosecutor officially files chargesYou should run for mayor
>>34030951So you know what its like to be a man
>>34030937If I'm on my back, it's not bad. But squatting on one and accidentally putting too much of my weight down like that hurts. And if I fall on it, it feels like I'm going to puke and die.
>>34030946Women have opinions?
>>34030949They're not sad about it, that's the thing. They're rather reluctant to talk about ideas, they just focus on like, beauty items, dating, schedule. It'd be fun to talk to someone who cared about existential topics, but it's clear that those things are processed differently across genders.
>>34030951Anon do you seriously think adult men are bigger sex pests than high school boys?
>>34030866Why the fuck would he do that? That's something he needs to take to his grave. Never tell her. But it is sick he felt up his own sister. I expected the story to be of him feeling up his sister's drunk friends.
>>34030960I got asked out once by a girl. SHE fucking approached me but i was too scared and insecure and afraid of her to go to school. What a fucking retard I am. She even texted me a picture of a condom as a joke and I didnt get it. Im such a fucking retard man.
>>34030928why don't you use me instead
>>34030952Shut up >>34030963In a way. I feel like I have to do so much more to keep a man’s attention and that I’m not allowed to have standards because otherwise I’d lose my few opportunities
>>34030966>tfw too big for femanon
>>34030962>people are naturally guilty until proven innocentJust put my trash on the dumpster on thursdays, you are not cut out to use that brain of yours
why are women so fat these days?
>>34030951I have a friend who hit puberty early. Grown men hit on her when we were in our middle school uniforms. It was gross and she said it had happened before. >>34030970They get creeped on by both adult men and high school boys though.
>>34030968>if they never talk about it, they have no opinion on itDig a little deeper, anon. Everybody's small talk is shallow and pointless. NTA but I agree women are pressured to avoid heavy topics like that, but it doesn't mean the thoughts never enter their heads.
>>34030970How would I fucking know no one liked me in high school.
>>34030979too much sushi and no exercise
>>34030960Or repeatedly disappointed you?
>>34030976>I have to do so much more to keep a man’s attention??? Just unzip your jacket a little??It's as easy as getting a cat's attention with a laser pointer.
>>34030980I don’t even get hit on by creeps. Not even crackheads will say “Hey Mama” at me, but theyll do it to my other female friends. No one has ever said I’m ugly to my face but there is something about me that men don’t like and I don’t know what it is.
>>34030951A lot of it is uncomfortable. Especially as a tween, I felt so guilty and disgusting for the fact that men were into me and liked my body. I feel deeply ashamed of my body, to the point it makes me uncomfortable to be dressed in anything form fitting and still to this day, I can't help but ask someone before going out in a dress or a skirt because I need reassurance that I'm not "tempting" men with my looks.While nothing excessive ever happened, I was groped several times both by strangers and by acquaintances in ways that made me feel unsafe.It is overall nice to be liked. It definitely brings huge advantages in dating. But for me it came with a lot of shame and bad feeling surrounding my body and my sexuality in later years.
>>34030990Don’t you have a husband
How come women don't like pro wrestling?
>>34030827M, no. I don't really consider anything sacred
>>34030983NTAWhat do you think were the reasons?
>>34030955That soecial person is a therapist.But yeah, a relationship can encourage people to go to therapy.Just be careful around him.
>>34030979They have all the control in relationships and know that men will want them anyway.
>>34030990>I felt so guilty and disgusting for the fact that men were into me and liked my body.Why are women like this
>>34030988im not a girl but i just wanted to say i relate so deeply to the sentiment of your post. Obviously most men dont get hit on as aggressively but my friends get wayyyy more attention than I do. It sucks so much to see other people constantly get little comments and be the odd one out lol
>>34030979there is a social power imbalance between men and women, where the women are in a heavy advantage over men. because of this, they can afford to not put in as much effort to obtain and maintain interpersonal relationships
>>34030987Not all guys like bewbs
>>34030996a therapist job is make sure you can work, it is not trying to change you or make you the happiest as you can be
>>34030998Being told from birth that men are perfect until women tempt them into sin, probably
>>34031001Yeah they doEven if they prefer butte
>>34029452> would a woman spend 3 hours getting dolled up to shoot pool with me at some dive bar and then hang out with me for an additional 2 hours in my car after the bar closes and offer to buy me food and give me a sip of her drink if she was just interested in being friends? Yes>Or is she probably/possibly interested in more than that?YesStop putting pressure on yourself and just let it flow naturally
>>34030992Yeah. And I understand it was easy for me to date and find relationships because I look cute.I still struggled a lot with shame regarding my appearance and sex.>>34030998Men harassing me and telling me I was trying to seduce them when I was 11 for having tits in public.
>>34030975I don't treat men like dildos.>>34030977It's okay. My bf is big, he just doesn't use all of it.
>>34030992You can have a husband and still be unwantedly groped by strangers. Have you never been on a bullet train?
>>34031001We all like boobs unless we’re gay. That isn’t to say that we all prefer huge boobs
>>34030998My school's dress code told me that. I learned early on that my body was "disruptive".
>>34031007Ok no offense but shut up this is the epitome of making up problems. Why are you typing a sob story at me when you have never been single for more than a year your entire life
>>34031008>he just doesn't use all of it.Sounds unsatisfying Does being aroused allow you to take more?
>>34030827Actually sex was bestowed upon us as a curse from god if you're reading the same garden of eden as I am. A fleeting pleasure that we have manufactured against raw consequence. The real sacred energy is in intimacy in general and having loving relationships.
>>34031012Just wear clothes.
Femanons, would you date a man who has a PHD in Blackpill Science?
>>34031013>Being in a relationship means you have no problemsWhat an innocent, childlike view of life
>>34031009Because I’m not begging to be groped I’m begging to be liked, and when the barrier of entry for that is physical attraction then she will never understand what I’m talking about. Instead of being like, yea finding love is super easy for me, she’s writing paragraphs about her boobs being too big.
>>34031013look at this dude
>>34031008>It's okay. My bf is big, he just doesn't use all of it.These short pussy women are hogging the big dick chads when our cavernous sisters need them, talk about selfish.
>>34031024It's okay femanon I've got 5 inches for you here!
do women know men are mgtow out of trauma. I'm starting to think women are lacking a kind of sense. I watched this chimpanzee documentary where the female chimpanzee would drag the corpse of her dead kid everywhere, like it was genuinely rotting and shit like that but she just ignored it entirely. I know their chimps, but like rat utopia i can't help but feel there's a takeaway insight there.
>>34031028>they're
>>34031028good for you that you aren't trying to marry a chimp
>>34031024>cavernous sisterslmao>>34031012>my body was "disruptive"That sounds oddly hot...
>>34030817I think you lack real life experience. I coukd have a family if I wanted without raisen someone else cum. There is a reason why single mothers are considered low value.
>>34031012As a man my work dress code and wedding dress code is the same.Women can have bare shoulders open toe shoes not full pants and be cool if there is an outside event but I must sweat.
>>34031030All modern women do is twerk and practice hypergamy so they're no different from chimps. Higher thinking, intellectual pursuits, technological innovation, these are all things that only men seem to be capable of.
>>34030999It’s just embarrassing at this point. To standing with a group of young women and be the only one who gets ignored. To be the only one who never gets talked to even for polite exchanges. I am just not worth the effort to any man, I don’t interest anyone, and certainly don’t have anyone who wants to marry me
>anons find out that everyone has problems and insecurities
>>34031034Yeah, that's not fair either. I don't know how men survive outdoor weddings in summer.
>tfw no hypergamous flat twerker (?) asian gf
>>34031021No, I said I don’t care about your problems, specifically.
God being an attractive woman must be so hard. You have a sexy body and people look at you and say things to you because of it. The horror. Imagine if men had to deal with being looked at and complimented.
>>34031030That's kind of what I'm saying, like, the thing is dead, but she kept dragging it around like, until it was bones, i don't get it? Women kind of bully things the whole time and when the thing keels over they're like "huh? what happened?" Like they were just in a different reality the whole time sleepwalking.
>>34030979Same reason men are fat. Sedentary lifestyle with high caloric intake.
>>34031013You asked a question, I replied sincerely bringing up both the good aspects and the bad ones.I am sure you have it worse than everyone else and you're so uniquely unlucky because you struggle to date.
>>34031022I didn't mean groped on purpose, silly. And as a woman, I have never begged to be groped. I agree with your post, and see congruently but want to emphasize the emotional and mental trauma that comes along with unwanted touch. I am one so hyper aware of this, that I don't even grope my husband without asking if he would like to be touched
>>34030993I do!
>>34031047You really just wanted to be a woman right? You can do that now it is more socially accepted
>>34031047M I wouldn't want to be harassed or assaulted or hit on whenever I go outside.But at the same time, I wish women would acknowledge how invisible most men are.
>>34031047There's just an insurmountably vast gap between the magnitude of male adversity compared to female adversity.
>>34031041My brother married at a beach in Italy.Just had a white shirt and shorts on.
I am the prototypical man of tomorrow
>>34031054Nta but BASED! You watching Cena's last match this weekend? You think Gunther's going to make him tap?
>>34031047Well, guess what, anon, maybe people are more than just looks.Maybe there aren’t perfect people, maybe deep inside everyone has something to complain about.Maybe your view of the world is crooked.
Men ARE replaceable. Your only purpose is to line up to provide value to women and discarded when problematic.
>>34030913>>34030906>>34030879>>34030876Now that I've remembered that I did this I'm feeling insane amounts of shame. Like crushing amounts. I'm really considering coming clean to her about this.
>>34031047I don't think men would appreciate being valued for their looks instead of their accomplishments, either. They have their own problems to deal with.>>34031058I come to /atoga/ to remind myself of male problems, otherwise it's too easy for me to get too full of myself. I'm glad everyone shares their issues here.>>34031059>my team has more suffering points than your teamDumb slapfighter.
>>34031061fat and balding?
>>34031047For an introvert like me, it does actually make a difference.
>>34031052Do you really think you having huge boobs is equivalent to someone being starved of affection and connection >>34031053When a human doesnt experience trauma it’s common for it to blow normal things out of proportion to fill that space where they should have been actually struggling with a real problem
>>34031041Black suit 90 degrees, humid and in the sun. Reee>>34031060Giwtwm
the real flex isn't wearing expensive watches but being able to afford a wife who's soap making "business" loses 82k a year
>>34031067That might ruin your life lolMaybe just ask your God or yourself for forgiveness and avoid making things worse
>>34031047> Imagine if men had to deal with being looked at and complimented.By pushy 350lb blue hairs who touch you but call the cops on you if you resist
>>34031034Is it because the suits are polyester?
>>34031076This is true love.
>>34031067don't dump that on her go whip yourself or something
>>34031076My grandparents lived like this and it is indeed a massive flex.
>>34031047>people only see you for your looks>no one takes you seriously>men desire you, women hate you>constant sexual harassment>have to always question men's motivesIt's even worse when you had a glow up and suddenly everyone starts treating you differently. It's one of the greatest black pills.
>>34031022>>34031047She didn't want it. >>34031059It's not a competition. You wouldn't tell a terminal cancer patient they're fine just because someone else has a bullet wound. Isn't it enough to acknowledge that men are in pain and have them see our pain?
>>34031079I don't think so?It just says made in vietnam where the tag would be. How can I tell?
>>34031062I will. I hope not, but I also don't believe it's truly his last match. I think they are going to pull something and keep him until Mania.
>>34031086>have to always question men's motivesIs it bad to be nice to you because they like you?
>>34031091Usually there’s a tag
>>34031091It should say somewhere on a tag what the suit is made of.
>>34031076Bro I tried finding a way to sell a single pair of earrings online LEGALLY and nearly became an ancap
>>34031067How long did this happen?How old was she?How old were you?Is she married or something?It seems like the guilt will eat you alive. Yoou’ll have tot ell someone eventually.Doesn’t need to be her though, could be a priest, your therapist or something.If you are going to tell her, be sincere.No tricks, no nothing.Just the truth.
>>34031076How do you even get to that scale? I make soap and it's not that expensive. Not to mention how much you have to not be selling to get to an $80k loss.
>>34031086Yeah, as an ugly duckling kid who grew up and worked on self image a lot, it's really strange to go from getting neutral/cold responses to everyone going out of their way to initiate small talk
>>34031068>my team has more suffering points than your teamsociopath reply>>34031087I'm pretty sure neither would be complaining about "being too attractive" and "getting too much heterosexual validation" but yeah I shouldn't compare you're right.
This is so common with women. Theyll have something other people want but downplay it to make it seem like they suffer so much even though they have, but it’s just a different way to humblebrag for them. They know people want it, and they don’t want others to have it or to know how they got it, because then they won’t be special.
>>34031093It's bad when the same people who genuinely treated you like shit are now vying for your attention.
>>34031099It seems pretty genderless and universal to be treated better when you're better looking.
>>34031015He likes it. And yeh I can "take" more in that it literally fits, but it's still not comfortable. The hornier I am, the more worth it it is to ignore the pain to enjoy the roughness of it and stuff like that.
>>34031096You're a little dummy.
>>34031098expensive branding/packaging/marketing
>>34031098everything organic, handmade and locally sourced
>>34031073>Do you really think you having huge boobs is equivalent to someone being starved of affection and connectionNo. I think that being sexually harassed and molested since middle school because of how my body looked has caused me a lot of anxiety and guilt regarding my body, which I still carry today. I never compared my pain to yours, you're the only one who has minimized my struggles and insulted me. I do not believe it's useful in general to try and figure out "who has it worse", there's no prize for being the one who suffers the most.
>>34031098Easy, company car and educational debt
Imagine marrying someone that’ll hate your guts because you got old and you don’t look “as good as the old times”
>>34031086>>34031099State the cumulative amount of time you’ve been single since you were 16, quickly.
>>34031111Can technically be a write-off at a certain point. the depreciation in value of the vehicle can be accounted for and give taxational benefts.
femanons would you ripcord your theoretical husband/boyfriend if got all the farts out of him for good?
These women who complain about male attention would go insane if they didn’t have it. If men stopped complimenting them, looking at them, desiring them, they’d be like wtf what have i done wrong
>>34031062Gunther will be his last match? That's sad wtf
dicklets on suicide watch https://youtube.com/shorts/_6Uh0rfx8zg
>>34031112imagine being a woman and this is one of your literal biggest fears. but also wanting a relationship where attraction is not based on looks
>>34031112no
>>34031117Trvke. They already cry about men not approaching them.
>>34031092I think Cena's being super autistic about this. I think when he says it's his last match he means it. I kind of picture never giving up and not tapping, but I still think Gunther will win. I can also see Bayley getting pinned after a Sol Snatcher. I think Cody will beat Oba Femi but Oba will put up a good fight, and I think the tag match will end with AJ pinning Leon Slater to make up for the fact that the match is probably never going to happen on TNA.
>>34031110You got molosted specifically because you had big boobs?
>>34031110Do you really want me to get into guilt and shame about my body? Do you think that I wasn’t bullied for it? That was never what I was talking about. I was talking about: no one wants to truly be with me. No one makes an effort when I talk to them. Not, no one thinks I’m hot. That’s a whole other story. I’m not minimizing your struggles btw, you’re just inflating them. Because you’ve always had a boyfriend who you knew you could go to when you were feeling down or objectified.
>>34031120I don't click outside links and also I don't care lol
>>34031114I didn't have an actual relationship until my mid-20's (had some weird parasocial relationship in high school) and didn't lose my virginity until 25. >>34031099Were they the same people? I had people that straight up bullied me now trying to get in my pants.
>>34031101It's about context. Getting groped by a hot 40 year old when you're a horny adult on a date with her is very different from getting groped by that same woman when you're a child and you don't want or understand sexual stuff. Getting your balls crushed when you're paying a hooker vs a stranger suddenly kicking you. Sometimes I get jealous of those men who post about their high paying but soul destroying jobs. Because god, I want that kind of money. But they're suffering and it's rude to project my own desires over that pain.
>>34031119He will fall before DER RING GENERAL
>>34031129real dicklet behavior
I think chuds hold out for a day where women suddenly go "my god. you're right. I have seen the error of my ways." but instead she plaps 30 times a month and has zero character development.
>>34031114>State the cumulative amount of time you’ve been single since you were 16, quickly.I was the ugly duckling, I've been single that entire time. I'm also a guy so it's more expected I'm sure.
>>34031126We understand and acknowledge your problems.Now quit dismissing everybody else's.
imagine being stuck with someone for 50 years someone that only saw you as a piece of meat to feast. someone that only stuck with you because you make their dick go hard.someone who doesn’t even care for your dreams, but having you with him in bed.
>>34031110It's still so weird to me that women get their tits groped. Ass groping is one thing, but for boobs you have to be in front of them to do that.
>>34030985 I'm talking about that male anon/or you
>>34031130>Were they the same people?No, just casual interactions I've noticed while I'm running errands, like at the grocery store or gym. It's not specific people but general attitude from meeting with strangers has been improved immensely on their end.
>>34031135why are you theorizing about chuds?anyway, women don't reconcile. ever. if they ever believe they were wrong, they wouldn't admit it. it would be truly naive to think anything else would happen.
>"Yeah it's as thick as my wrist">She doesn't know I have very dainty wrists for a guy.Psych.
>>34031139Imagine wanting a real connection and being ignored.
>>34031133You are so insanely fucking unfunny and uncreative.
>>34031139>>34031148Spending your life without ever having a real connection. Fuck.
>woman: everything you do is not good enough! you like me too much!>man: everything here is painful and unfulfilling who did this.
>>34031148Imagine getting fucking unrealisticly horny from an emotional and mental connection and making sweet love because you mesh, understand and care for each other. Not just fucking to get off and turn over to your gc.
Blasting ropes all over femanons tummy
>>34031097Several years ago. We were probably 17/18. She isn't married and we have a really great relationship. I feel like she'd forgive me but I'm not absolutely certain of that. As guilty as I feel I don't think I can confess. The shame is crushing but the thought of actually telling her I felt up her whole body when she was unconscious is terrifying.
Cumming inside femanon and getting her pregnant
>>34031153thats the same thing dumbfuck
>>34031137No! Xoxo
>>34031156NtasIt's probably better you don't tell her. Usually I am not a fan of people hiding the truth, but this seems lile a rare edge case. You would just ruin her relationship with you.Just be the best brother you can be.
>>34031139>>34031112I've seen couples like that, the man was mistreating the woman, another time the woman was mistreating the man.
>>34031148Imagine wanting someone that respects you and sees you for who you really are inside
I want to consensually FUCK the at chubby redhead from my gym.
>>34031097>Just the truthAnd I'm not even telling you guys the whole truth because I keep softballing it and not just saying I fingered her. Not just groped. I think I wouldn't feel so bad if I just felt her tit but this is worse.
>>34031156first off, this never happenedsecond off, there are certain things that you should not share with anyone. this is one of themthirdly, i hope you use this self shame as a sense to better yourselflastly, this never happened so stop saying it happened.
>>34031164>sees you for who you really are insideJesus Christ, anything but that.
>>34031156NTA but please don't tell her. Go to therapy or church or both and work through your guilt. If you tell her, it will only cause her pain.
Why is it so common for men to act like they're owed sex whenever they want from their partners? Even if she is sick or genuinely exhausted? Coming from a high libido woman who masturbates 1-2 times a day, had a porn addiction, thinks of sex almost all day, have been tempted to grope men in public during my celibate years, etc. The few times I've been in the mood and my boyfriend wasn't/was only half-enthusiastic, my instinct was to respect him and even feel guilty for it. He's my beloved so I couldn't imagine making him uncomfortable for my benefit.Why are so many men different, if they love their wives?
>>34031165Me too
>>34030898No but constantly complaining and whining about it isAll about moderation
>>34031173Selfish I guess. I do think if you're married you do owe the other person sex, but if you're sick or have a headache then that's okay.
>>34031173How would you even know how common it is?I would not expect that. Why are all of you women dating assholes?
>>34031173>if they love their wivespro tip: they don't
FemanonsWhat do you schlick to?Male anonsWhat do you stroke to?
>>34031173men can do everything on their own but have vaginal sex. women know this but also hate men so they turn sex into the DMV which makes men frustrated and eventually do semen retention.
>>34031168>>34031156If you admit this there's a chance you're going to prison for a significant length of time, you know that right?
>>34031173i think if you are dating someone that cant please you, then why be with that person
>>34031156You will destroy her if you tell her what you did to her.Keep it to yourself or confess to a priest.Use the profound shame you feel as motivation to become a better person.
>>34031183>What do you schlick to?honestly nothing, I haven't felt any desire to masturbate in monthsmental illness, innit
>>34031171How avoidant are you on a scal of 7 to 15?
>>34031183>What do you stroke to?My imagination, mostly. Occasionally, pictures on /s/ or /e/.
>>34031188You don't know how lucky you are.
I'm usually not one to be jealous, but FUUUUUUUUCKKKK
>>34031184TRVKE
>>34031183>What do you stroke to?Pornography.
>>34031156>>34031168I guess that’s your cross to bear then.Even forgiveness couldn’t make you free.You’ll never forget this terrible deed. Don’t be sorry, be better.
>>34031191not sure it's lucky to have your body give up to the point of shutting down your entire drive to procreate but I'll take it
>>34031189This conversation is getting too personal.
>>34031186>b-but I don't want to date anyone below 6ft ;_;
>>34031192Jealous of what, anon?
>>34031188Schizo?
>>34031203no, I don't think so
when women say men they mean chad.
>>34031198That's what she said.>>34031201That dude is decades older and has a hot gothmas.
She asked me to send her money*, when she doesn't have venmo or anything and would require me to figure out how to do her credit union app. I think it was a test because I knew she was out with my married friend, but still wanted to ask me. I texted the married friend and told her the situation and she said she'd take care of it since she has her card. But I told her I'd reimburse her since the girl asked me, so I can still play the provider role. Now she's like "why can you pay her but not me" when I've known our mutual friend for 3 years and have only known her for 3 months. I think I answered it well though through these bullshit money share apps. Girls are fun, it's like an endless game of "Keep Talking and No One Explodes." But is this a red flag?*Her money is in her other bank account in another country and for some reason she can't xfer funds.
>>34031192I've seen a few of these posts on instagram and I regret helping them disseminate.They are hot though
>>34031206It’s just a photshoot, anon.
>>34031205men drive me to suicide
>>34031204What's the mental illness you meant?I've heard it from people with personality disorders who take meds that basically makes their genitals shut down.Would you still would want to have kids or do you just mean sex isn't interesting?
>>34031197If I didn't need to cum 5 times a day I'd get so much shit done.
>>34031210And?>>34031213It's fun though.
>>34031207>She asked me to send her moneyI want you to reread what you posted about 5 times in a row, out loud, then I want you to answer your own question based on what you read.
>>34031177>>34031186Yeah, I agree with something like this. It's VERY important to have a similar sex drive but even "owing" sex is kind of shitty to me, wouldn't it suck knowing your partner is disgusted or even dissociated the whole time? Maybe I'm just sexually service-oriented, but I'd feel like I'm raping him. Or do a lot of men enjoy the lack of enjoyment?I don't know. I just saw the point of sex being another form of showing affection. I think guys like this AND women who are almost asexual and withhold sex as a weapon are bizarre and confusing.>>34031178Not my guy, I see it online pretty often. Gender war slop posts, but even normfag ones.>>34031179Yeah....maybe that's what it is.>>34031184>everything but vaginal>oral exists and you can't suck yourself offYaoi..?
>>34031216Oh, I should've said "loan," whoops
>>34031215It is fun, but so is not being distracted by always wanting to play with my cock.
>>34031212diagnosed ones are severe depression with suicidal ideations and a whole slew of eating disorders, also ADHD but I'm pretty sure there's more going on, I just don't see the point in getting even more diagnoses>meds that basically makes their genitals shut downthats true but my libido tanks wether I'm on meds or not>kidsno, I know my body is very right in not making me want to risk pregnancy, the system is already heavily overloaded
>>34031213das crazy
>>34031218I can't think of a scenario where an attractive woman wants me and I dont have a boner, if I have one I am enjoying it.What about women who want him to finish her after he is done but tge prolactin hits and he no longer is feelin it?
It seems Evropa-anon has checked out
>>34031220My brother in christ you are making it worse LMAOLoan????If you are giving money to anyone, under any circumstances, you should always consider it gone. It is highly likely you will NOT get it back.Do you really think you will be able to hound money owed to you by women? You are going to get white knighted by someone else for "being a sexpest/creep/etc", I'd wager high money on that.
>>34031222How is your sleep?
>female problems: omg is it so much to ask to have someone like me for more than my looks?>male problems: I'm too tall to hang myself indoorsstate gender, what is your first name?
Oh he texted back
>>34031234absolute dog shit, like 4h a day on average
>>34031222Sorry to hear that.A complex system going on in your brain and body, hm?I know it's a difficult what-if situation, since it feels like I'd be asking an entirely different person, but I meant it more in a detached sense. But I understand if you can't answer that or don't want to think about it.I take it you are not interested in relationships either? Sounds like it'd be hard to take care of yourself alone though.
>>34031236>I'm too tall to hang myself indoorslel
>>34031236M, Andrew
>>34031236FI’ve had a few guys call me ugly to my face, that was cool
>>34031218When I talk about owing sex, I don't mean that at any specific moment I should be able to command my wife to have sex with me. But it would be wrong for either of us to withhold sex from the other for some amount of time. I think couples should seek to love each other, which means if you have the lower sex drive, do it a little more often than you'd prefer, and if you have the lower sex drive, settle for a little less often than you'd prefer.
>>34031244deserved, they could sense the ugliness in your soul
>>34031236>>male problems: I'm too tall to hang myself indoorsI might actually be.You are not getting my ass, doxxer-kun.
>>34031173MThere are men who date women because they love women, and then there are men who date women because they love women's holes. This is why waiting to start having sex is such an amazing filter. While I think waiting until marriage is the ideal, just waiting a few months is going to make a difference.
>>34031236MEric
>>34031244It's not hard to be attractive as a woman. The current sex symbol is a fake blonde with an FAS face. Skill issue.
>>34031157fuckkkk this is actually a huge turn on for me (՞⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷꒳ᵒ̴̶̷⸝⸝՞)
>>34031246Maybe I should have married them>>34031253But she has a small button nose and big blue eyes
>>34031254based if it's only a fetish and you don't actually want to get pregnant
>>34031236f, cleo
>>34031038I know buddy it feels horrible. Especially when your more popular friends casually ask why you never seem to go on dates and shit. Motherfucker im chopped and they dont want me do you think im just waiting for some mythical perfect woman?
>>34031236This is spreadsheet anon, be careful
>>34031244>fewokay so not the several hundred the average guy got before turning mgtow/incel/blackpill/looksmaxx/trans/wormfood
>>34031257-patriachy?
Pulling it out of femanon and it makes an audible "plop" sound and then leaks baby batter on the floor
>>34031238You may already know thisI have found that getting 8+ hours for 3 consecutive days has a massive reduction in depression and suicidal ideations.Also one of the biggest impacts to get 8+ hrs is to not have a phone or tv in the same room you sleep in. Mindfulness meditation tooIt is hard but worth it. Hoping you get better
Spreadsheet anonWhen am I going to be ovulating?
>>34031240oh yeah, in an ideal world ofc I'd want all the normal people things, but in reality it's not for me, the only thing that's for me is rotting in my room and that's ok
>>34031257good name
>>34031254I genuinely mean it too since I'm insane
genderHow many baby names have you already played out? What's your favorite?
>>34031259Yea, I recently went to Spain and my friend who had visited there said, oh my god, isnt is the worst how they all constantly catcall you? And I had to say no I didn’t get catcalled even once.
>>34031262clever>>34031264no disrespect but I've been to a sleep lab and working closely with multiple medical professionals and this is the best we could squeeze out of me so far with ALL the methods appreciate the thought tho
>>34031270Anon Jr or Anona if grill
>>34031270FI had one I liked, but some cousin got to it before I could. So now I don’t even want kids at all
>>34031228Well that's good for you. Sorry if I worded it awkwardly, what I meant is "do men enjoy the fact their partner isn't enjoying it?"Since, for me, it's important that everyone is having a good time. Similar to how I wouldn't force someone to play a board game with me if they didn't want to. The point is to have fun together.>What about women who want him to finish her after he is done but the prolactin hits and he no longer is feelin it?This is why it's best to try and get the woman to orgasm first if possible, since we can do it multiple times.>>34031245Oh I do agree then. Working together to overcome differences in a way that doesn't make either party absolutely miserable is ideal, when necessary. Admittedly my relationship is lucky since we're pretty matched.>>34031251I suppose there are members of each sex that function this way, it's a shame. But especially a shame when they match up with people who are actual lovers.
>>34031257Cool name
>>34031267>>34031277thanks, I like it too
my fetish is having a gf that wears really tight dolphin shorts around the house
>>34031263I have the knife out
>>34031268We're all a little bit insane here.>>34031273thx I spent 150 hours on it.>>34031266How old are you?
>>34031273Fair. Just sharing what worked for me hoping it helpsDo you have the phone in bed tho?
>>34031270MBeat me to it.I've thought up a few in the past. I like the idea of naming a kid Stephen or Stephanie, both after my dad and grandfather's middle names and St. Stephen.
>>34031280No pulling out today?
>>34031270f, I like alex (both for a girl or a boy)
>>34031279I love that viewIf i had a girl with dolphin shorts at home I would probably just bend her over and plant my face in her ass
>>34031286Short for anything or just that?
>>34031270MToo many, but I like Theodore/Theodora
>>34031183>What do you schlick to?Videos of my wife
>>34031270MCountless. Etymology research and fantasizing about what I will name my babies has been a hobby of mine for a few years now.
>>34031283I do, but only because years of not taking it to bed didn't make me sleep a minute longer and I'm sick and tired of laying awake in bed just staring at the ceiling for hours every daybasically, I've given up because no amount of sleep hygiene ever got me any results, so now I just try to at least make the waking hours somewhat enjoyable
>>34031270MWhen I was a teen who watched too much anime, I thought about naming my daugther Rei...>>34031183Thoughts of women I was with.
>>34031294I need a man like this, I have zero ideas and am too picky
It is way too cold out to be single. >:(
>>34031183PAWG whores and basically anyone thiccer, sluttier, and hotter than my girlfriend.
>>34031279Same ;-;
>>34031028>do women know men are mgtow out of traumaYeah, we know. But you refuse to work on it. So, you can also keep that for yourself.
Atoga, How do voice recorders work? It is important to identify all parties by name?
>>34031303And in bed, need to cuddle up warm and cozy...
>>34031301Lol, and I honestly hope that the mother of my children just lets me do all the naming.
>>34031236FLeticia
>>34031309My homie
>>34031293Send me vid of you two fucking
>>34031270MAnthony if boyLuciana if girl
>>34031279Mine is her wearing no pants.Just ooze the nectar and we never stop pushing it in, babe.
>>34031311Let me hear your top threes for each gender
>>34031289maybe alexander and alexandra, sure, but alex as a stand alone is good too I feel like it instantly makes someone a fee points more attractive if they have that name I like everything about it, the way it tingles your brain when you say it when it ends in the X sound whilst the start rolls off your tongue like a drop of water I like it's meaning, protector of humanity, the one who wards of danger, defender of men I like that it's international, people of many languages know it and can say and spell itplus I like alexander the great, so there's that
sybau, go suck on some weiner and stay out of my life.
>>34031312That is such an erotic name, holy fuck.
>>34031321?
>>34031324She is just angry at me for no reason.
>>34031320who doesnt? could be a great partner, friend and companion in a certain day and age but we have no time machine, no funding to build one or means to communicate with the outside. it is unrealiatic to consider, me being a dumb foid.
>>34031270M, some kinda ethnic name from my culture but one that isn't overtly Christian or translatable to English
>>34031322nta but it means joy and abundance, it always reminds me of laetitia castaa good name indeed
are women actually willing to swallow for their boyfriend? or is that just a porn thing
>>34031320Yeah it's good!>plus I like alexander the greatCool. Alexios Komnenos is a good one too
>>34031325>no reasonkek
>>34031322kek how tf is it an erotic name? No offense Leticia I'm sure you're a sweetheart but I just imagine a black lady at the DMV when I hear that name
>>34031325lovely
>>34031329If they are attracted to you, yes.If you are just walking ATM to her, then no
>>34031327maybe in ancient written languages, there could have been connections
>>34031332nta but some people say it in french, not english, has a whole different ring to it
>>34031335Is the pineapple thing true?
>>34031332It just is. If you feel it, you feel it.And female names starting with L often are hot.>>34031328Thougght of her too afterwards, but it's a nice name regardless.
>>34031315EWWW ITALIAN
>>34031333>>34031331It how it be.Please like and subscribe.
>>34031344>female names starting with L often are hotthat's true, many of the biggest seductresses in history had L names, especially plays on lou, lola etc pretty sure nabokov didn't chose the name lolita randomly
>>34031318It pains me to have to pick any one over another. I think will never be sure until I see my baby in the flesh. DavidRoyAugustSandraDorotheaCora
>>34031329I wouldn't for years. Then I did and realized it was no big deal and kinda hot.
>>34031348And the ones that didn't... TOOK AN L HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA
>>34031284I'll name more even though nobody asked.Stefan, Isaac, Terry, Sophia, Valerie and Alexandra
>>34031353sus
Girls: do you do anal or are you willing to try it?
>>34031329I don't like cum, so I wouldn't do it. I know women that like doing it, though, so clearly it varies.
MenDescribe the last time you had sex!
>>34031329Some do, some don't.Usually the higher their libido, the more likely they do.There are some rare exceptions with hang ups like JH obviously.
>>34031357Yeh.
>>34031329It's a totally individual thing. Some women are fine swallowing, drunken women have often made the "if I spit it out I taste it more than swallowing" argument to me. But some are really grossed out by it psychologically or physically. My gag reflex is insanely trigger happy, I tried to swallow for my bf once but just projectile vomited the second it hit my tongue. It's a combination of it being lukewarm, having the consistency of snot, the taste but mostly the surprise factor and having it hit the back of my tongue. I do think porn made it a goal for more women, though, before I ever attempted it I really hyped myself to swallow if I was ever in the position.
>>34031357I do, every now and then
>>34031359Bad. She came once, but I didn't.My soon-to-be ex could see the writing on the wall and wanted one last time with me.
>>34031365Why did you break up?
>>34031360It's not a hang up. It's just a preference.
>>34031362>it being lukewarmReminds me of an asmr I heard today.Girl talked about sucking the balls to warm up her breakfast.Hottest shit I heard in some time.
>>34031357Not with my partner because I know he is already kind of grossed out by the idea. I am, too, so I would need a partner I feel really secure would not be fazed much if an accident happened. Anal is messier than people tend to think, not just for actual accidents but also just the smell can apparently be pretty bad even if there is no visible smearing. Prepping is a thing but not exactly fireproof, it can also trigger the bowels, and they are so long you will never actually empty them.That sad I do find the sensation of anal play super good so I'm sure I would be open to it with an eager partner.
>>34031357No and no
>>34031295I get youNo amount of trying to quit weed helped so now I just do heroinNo amount of dieting worked so now I just deep fry everything
>>34031346I’m not :(
>>34031369Kek, pretty creative, but being a bodily fluid semen is always kind of warm. Makes total sense but it still grossed me out in the moment.
>>34031365why didn’t you come?
>>34031372no need to be snarky anon
>>34031372Damn, you are one disingenuous and evil little fuck.
>>34031376>but being a bodily fluid semen is always kind of warm.Why did you have to point that out? >:(Obviously, but it's the thought (and action) that counts.
>>34031367Long story that I've told in bits and pieces in this thread more times than I would care to.To make a long, boring story short, she treated me like shit and "came out" as polyamorous after a few years.>>34031377She was not being very participative, and I was turned off to the point of just stopping early.
>>34031378Is it wrong tho?
>>34031380True, it is.
>>34031359never, not even in my dreams
>>34031368NTAI thought it was trauma
feminism literally made me forget women can have babies. That's honestly one of the most respectable things a woman can do.
Can’t stop looking at that picture of London
>>34031359Dark alley, he came out of nowhere and clapped my cheeks like a madman. I was crying and shaking the whole time
>>34031387>one ofThe only
>>34031387You have Alzheimer's.Oh right, you forgot that too..
>>34031387Why is it? You only think that because of your culture
>>34031383it is, yesif you've tried everything for multiple years and with professional help and had zero results, the least you can do is allow yourself to cope a littleit's not like I'm getting black out drunk every night, but I'm glad you got some ego boosts out of this interaction by feeling like you're such a great and strong person in comparison
>>34031388Go jerk off together with qt to her
FemanonsIf you suggested (several times) for your man to film a sex tape of you two making love, would you be offended to walk in on him masturbating to it later on? this is currently my situation and I literally have no idea why that was a faux pas. I didn't even think it was bad. shes making me feel terrible and shes even more upset that I dont get why im wrong. Please help me i didnt mean to trespass some moral boundary i just dont understand.
Girls, would you support your boyfriend if he was found guilty of tax evasion and was sentenced to die in prison?
>>34031394why didnt you answer how you are living?
>>34031394I got no ego boost and am not strong in comparison, I also struggle with self control around something that is bad for me and wanted to help a kindred spirit
>>34031396Why would you not just have sex with her?
>>34031359i have never fuckedi keep having dreams where I get extremely close to sexual intercourse but it ends before i get there, much like in real life. except in real life its not even close at all
>>34031359Fucked her on the couch missionary, came inside
>>34031393A woman being able to reproduce makes every action and behavior they take make perfect sense. Dating decisions, emotions, seriousness, etc. it makes sense.
>>34031359Genuine story:My wife came home last night after getting a positive LH test yesterday morning, meaning she's going to ovulate soon. We're trying for a baby. I set some nice lighting and made sure the house was clean and stress free. I made her a nice dinner. When it was finally time she took her pants off and had a thong on underneath, which she only does because I'm into it. We have sex similarly most of the time. We kissed gently and slowly; sometimes I can press into her too forcefully, so I was careful not to. We undressed one another, and I kissed all over her body, trying to appreciate the perfect little zones like her hip bones and neck that don't get enough attention. She sits me in my computer chair and leans forward to kiss me while tracing her fingers over my cock, before making her way down to kiss my penis, eventually taking it into her mouth, which is always hotter than I expect. She gives me a gentle blowjob until I'm hard, at which point I gesture for her to stand up. She stands, turns around, and wags her butt a little bit to tease me while she gets the conception friendly lubricant ready. She applies a little to both of us and slowly lowers herself, sitting in my lap. It's burning hot inside her, and hotter the deeper I go. She slowly rides me, grinding and bouncing up and down until I'm hard as a rock. At some point, I push her off of me, stand up, and bend her over the bed. If she's really horny, like she was last night, she'll say that she wants her toy. It's a wevibe match, a toy that wraps over her clit while we have sex, and it makes her cum every time. I begin taking her from behind, ramming slowly but with some force, making sure she hears the smack of my waist against her ass. Eventually she says "faster," and I comply, pinning her down and rapidly fucking her, smacking her ass loudly here and there.
>>34031399you only asked if I use my phone in bed and I also didn't know I was required to tell you my whole life story so you can rip it apart
>>34031362>lukewarm, having the consistency of snotHuh, I wonder if there's a correlation between booger eaters and cum eaters. I tasted my cum once and all I could think was "oh it's just snot with a stickier consistency"Either way, early exposure to porn fucked my developing brain and I want to find a woman with a cum fetish
>>34031386Definitely not.
>>34031396Err I don't understand this no. She wouldn't be the first person to love the idea and be revolted by actually seeing the footage, in which case it would make sense she wouldn't love you watching it, but she should've specified that then. She gave you no actual argument at all?
>>34031397Nah I asked him if he expected me to and he laughed and say I’d move on So I did
>>34031387You didn't forget you just realized most of the births were on accident and tuned out.
>>34031401by shitting on me for using a harmless cope? maybe try a different strategy next time
>>34031361>>34031364Does it actually feel pleasurable or is it more of a mental thing
>>34031397Depends on if you had professional help to do your taxes, made it known the taxes were disbursed and have documentation of a payment plan / offer.
>>34031417It's a combination.
Why does he hurt my feelings so much
>>34031408Maybe, in my experience it is pretty damn random what people are or aren't grossed out by, though, and there's usually no logic in it at all. I have known one (or well, only one confirmed) woman who was fine swallowing cum but physically could not keep herself from gagging while I was eating a soft-boiled egg at the same table.
>>34031420he is not father material.
>>34031413>women are dating felons with life sentences over meI can not rope fast enough.
>>34031417for me it's a mental thing, it hurts, but that's why it gets me off
>>34031420Why are you letting him? You deserve better.
>>34031418Intentionally committed tax evasion for political and moral reasons
>>34031423He doesn’t do it on purpose >>34031427I change my questionWhy am I so sensitive?
>>34031420What'd he do?
>>34031126I don't want you to get into anything, anonette. You're the only one making this a "me vs you" kind of conversation. You asked a question about what it feels to be desirable, I said it comes with upsides but also with some issues. >I’m not minimizing your struggles btw, you’re just inflating them. Lmao. At least if you want to be a bitch, own it. >Because you’ve always had a boyfriend who you knew you could go to when you were feeling down or objectified.I didn't always had a boyfriend, and my ex did nothing but shame me for not dressing well enough and wearing loose clothing.>>34031125They did not really tell you why they're molesting you.>>34031143Heh. You can also do it from behind. I had both my breasts and my butt groped (both in school, on public transport, etc), received lewd comments about my tits a lot since age 10-11 by men in their 40s or 50s. I remember one of my dad's colleague telling me I was trying to seduce him by wearing shorts and a tank top at my house in the summer when I was 11, for example.
>>34031407defensive
>>34031420You are controlling bitch
>>34031431Why do you think only desirable people get molested
>>34031429>protecting the assailant>stockholm syndrome>father issuespick all 3 anon, grats jackpot
https://youtu.be/gRBdaqPGf-USons or daughters?
Chicks really can have babies i suddenly no longer hate women, that's actually extremely cool.
>>34031406I can see her face in the mirror on the closet door, and I know she's close to cumming when her eyes are squeezing shut and her mouth is open. I get to the edge and hold off, waiting until I hear her say "I'm cumming" before I focus on my orgasm and join her. When her orgasm hits, I let myself cum, finishing as deeply as I can. We then stay there quietly until she's ready to flip over and let the pregnancy process happen. I praise her for being so beautiful, and give her the phone and the remote. I wipe myself off. If it's a really wild day, I'll flip her on her back and start running my fingers over the rough ridges on the roof of the vagina, which I think is the g-spot, until she has a second orgasm. Post-orgasm g-spot stimulation is the only thing that will make her emit wild, porn-like moans and cries, and this can make her have a second orgasm in which she cums so hard it's supposedly painful. Last time though, I just let her chill out.
>>34031420What happened?
>>34031420OMFG what have I done NOW?>>34031429>gaslighting herself againGood girl.
>>34031431Even if it's from behind is still pretty obvious
>>34031434I don't. I also don't think only desirable people find relationships and get married, to be clear.
>>34031428that is vastly different from filing your taxes incorrectly or offering a connected party what they are owed.
>>34031402We do a lot. But she works different hours than me and there are days where we simply arent awake at the same time to have sex. >>34031410She just said it was sick and that Im dumb. Every time I try to talk about it she seems like shes gonna burst from the frustration of me not "getting" it I guess. She even had me send it to her which makes me even more confused. I feel very dumb right now but ive never seen her cry before outside of getting emotional over movies and stuff.
>>34031439which AI program did you use to make this story?
>>34031445>we simply arent awake at the same time to have sex.But... she walked in on you?So you are just being evasive with this answer.
>>34031437Older girlfailure daughter and younger overachiever sontraumaxxing this family
>>34031357I did it with a guy who had a massive dong and it was unbelievably intense. Not necessarily bad but very hard to take. Like I was literally pillow biting. I'd like to try it again.
>>34031444Yes, it's much more based. Would you support your boyfriend for his act of heroism?
>>34031446That story is actually completely true. We have good sex down to a science. Now if only my sperm quality were higher, we wouldn't be worrying about financing IVF.
>>34031438Read up more on it if you already like the concept. It's pretty insane how far the symbiosis goes, even after birth. Like an easy example is breast milk is constantly adjusted to cater to the specific current needs of the newborn. Super hot weather with dehydration risk? Milk gets a lot more runny. Baby does not suckle with enough strength? Extra creamy milk so they can build reserves and strengthen up.
>>34031443I think you’re mixing up “desirable” with “attractive” Which again, isnt the reason why you got molested And you by definition are desired if someone is trying to be in a relationship with you.
I need to get the fuck out of my home country before I kill myself. What's the fastest way to get out of somewhere without any tracks of my whereabouts?
I wish I could get a refund for every orgasm I gave the last woman I dated
>>34031452Are you over weight at all? Did you grow up healthy?
>>34031454>And you by definition are desired if someone is trying to be in a relationship with you.No. Plenty of people have relationships out of convenience or loneliness, and not out of desire.
>>34031439>Post-orgasm g-spot stimulationSounds like torture. That's my most sensitive area, I'd scream too if you started smashing it after I'd just had an orgasm.
>>34031445Okay the way you phrase it now makes me feel like maybe you had not actually watched it together at any point before she walked in on you?In that case I think she just felt really caught off guard and vulnerable that you saw her in such a position before she could even make up her own mind about it. Even for sexy photos/videos they get vetted intensely before sending. I can imagine she could've felt really powerless and weird about you watching it if she hadn't gotten a chance to form an opinion herself yet. Still, she should use her words in any case. But this is my best bet currently, that she feels really exposed and embarrassed. This is assuming I am right and she indeed hadn't seen it herself yet.
I think people are making fun of me for my hobby
I wish I could get a redeemable coupon for every orgasm I gave to a woman at the Cheesecake Factory, then I would have quite a few, and I would have a good meal.
>>34031455What happened Johnny?
>>34031458Maybe barely overweight, not significantly, but I've always had low test and a little gyno from a young age. We're doing everything we can right now.
>>34031238Are you the femanon with the nightmares?
>>34031467Ew
>>34031455pack a backpack like you're going camping, sit in your car, leave your wallet and phone at home, drive until you run out of gas, walk and walk until you find a good spot to spend the night, keep doing that infinitely until people just declare you missing and probably dead and then start your new live somewhere in a tiny village in mongolia or so
Why don’t men want to date a loser?
>>34031463That's why I had to keep to myself how happy I was at the results of the NXT Deadline show on Saturday, and how excited I am for the WWE show this Saturday featuring John Cena's retirement match. I love pro wrestling and I think it's a remarkable art form that brings me so much joy. But some people don't understand it.
>>34031472Why don't you?
>>34031460same, I winced just reading that
>>34031429Homewrecker?Is that you?
>>34031357>Girls: do you do anal or are you willing to try it?Yes, I can even orgasm from anal only. >>34031396>If you suggested (several times) for your man to film a sex tape of you two making love, would you be offended to walk in on him masturbating to it later on?What? No, I'd be ecstatic. No idea what her problem is.
>>34031472Would depending on the degree of loser
>>34031474I did and he dumped me, lol
>>34031472chad doesn't want to date a loser because it's a negative to his social sphere, she's likely less affluent, less attractive, and there's really no upside for him
>>34031472I don’t want an overachiever, but I want a woman I’d be proud to call my wife and the mother of my kids
>>34031481So you were both losers? In what way? And why did he dump you?
>>34031466My family is on the verge of losing the house and I'm at the point I want to live with my cousins in another country even if it's in America. The stress is too much I'm going end up shooting myself or my father if I don't leave soon.
>>34031460>>34031475She likes it. I think it is a little torturous, pre-orgasm it's too tender for her to enjoy. Post-orgasm she can have a literal screaming orgasm from it.
>>34031484You will only get very vague answers, if any.
>>34031468I don't think so, what nightmares are you referring to? I do have weird dreams sometimes but I wouldn't call them nightmares
>>34031472I actually had a "I can fix her" phase where I dated a girl who was technically homeless, and she still would not commit with wanting to move into my house (I have no roommates), and then she cheated on me. To add further salt into the wounds, I was lamenting on the failed relationship and even my close friend circle said I "need to settle" and take her back. I think I'm living in the fucking twilight zone.I'm a little bit better these days but not by much. I may need to settle by dating a computer or some shit.
>>34031396I don't get it. Why would you not have sex with her, or if you did ask and get turned down, why is that not ok?
>>34031487>doesn't like getting her cervix rammed>likes post orgasm torturesure anon
Where do you meet women on the weekdays?
>>34031485>even if it's in AmericaThirdie thinks he's too good for America? Fuck off.
>>34031472>>34031481Dating a slacker Chad who cheats on you all day like a jobless bum is not dating a loser.
MenIf you've dated a goth girl, please give me the intimate details. I want to know what the good life is like.
>>34031447She got home an hour later than usual. I dont see what's being evaded, if I'm not giving some specific info you need please tell me. We dont have sex every single waking moment we're together so idk why that would matter anyway.>>34031461We watched it together several times the night we made it, we filmed it at like 6 and we were watching it while having sex before bed at like 1am. I cant talk to her right now because she's still upset/needs to do work stuff rn so I cant really ask for more info yet. I just wanted some female takes so I could see if I was just really off base.
>>34031489They were very violent nightmares, from what I remember.She had severe issues because of it and, similar to you, several other things going on in her life.She posted here and on another board.
>>34031493She doesn't mind getting her cervix rammed. In fact I've come to realize that you don't really ram into it as some kind of limit back there, you can push it around and push beyond it, it's only occasionally that you hit it directly and push it straight back.
>>34031484We were both neets, he broke up with me when I started school again
>>34031495With the state of your government you fuckers are the laughing stock for us.
>>34031500>I just wanted some female takes so I could see if I was just really off base.No, sorry. This was my one guess. Apparently it hit a nerve for her but with all the context you provided, nothing weird about what you did.
Men, have you ever seen an erect dick irl other than yours?Women, have you ever seen a wet pussy or erect nipples irl other than yours?
>>34031493This isn't euphoria, non
>>34031497Oh ATOGA would NOT like my goth girl story I banged a goth girl for two years of community college while she had a long term relationship going. All her friends knew but he never found out.
>>34031472Losers are insecure, egotistical and cheat.
>>34031497You are only going to get larping comments.
>>34031497They are usually too fucking mentally ill to have a relationship si what happened.
>>34031501no, that's not me but I hope that femanon sleeps better now
>>34031510No sex is worth being a total piece of shit like that.
>>34031508>wet pussyNo, or at least not yet.>erect nipplesSo often. Any woman who takes her shirt and bra off in front of you, nipples are likely to be erect either because of the cloth brushing them just now, or because of the cold air compared to being snug in the bra/top. Also one of my very best friends both loves being nude and has nipples that are virtually never soft, I don't know if they even get soft ever honestly.
>>34031467MDid you start doing fertility tests early on or only when you were struggling to conceive? I'm wondering if I should spend the money to see what's going on with my fertility now because it sounds like it's better to start prepping sooner than later if you want to have kids.
>>34031508>Men, have you ever seen an erect dick irl other than yours?Yes, one of my patients. I’m a caregiver for intellectually disabled people.They be jerking it
>>34031505I'm not American, it's just ridiculous to be living in some shithole and think America is unlivable.
>>34031419>>34031426Based
>>34031518You have a gf?
Can I, as a 34 years old hag, hit on this cute zillenial guy from work? Is there any chance of success?
>>34031519>They be jerking itI worked there too and this is so true, lol
>>34031494On weekdays I'm either at work, studying, or sleeping
>>34031518Only when we struggled. Don't worry about it unless you're having problems.
>>34031523yeah, babytrap him to ensure success
I don’t even want a boyfriend actually. I am unbothered and
>>34031520For me it's not the best choice but the only one I can think of rn, Germans don't have the best representation there.
>>34031523Yeah.
>>34031508F. I have seen other women in underwear but I have never seen a naked woman since I was a kid.
>>34031524Yup lol. Guy I’m taking care of right now pretty much just watches cartoons and echolalias at them all day and then cranks off and takes a nap. He’s a busy man
>>34031518NtaJust start healthmaxxing. Don’t drink, smoke, eat well, exercise, get a good amount of sleep. Getting in the good habits now will help narrow down any problems later
>>34031515It was definitely worth it She used to swirl her tongue around the head of my cock and OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah that the stuff
>>34031528Are you sure?
>>34031525So you only get 52 chances per year to meet a woman? How do people live like this?
>>34031508f>have you ever seen a wet pussy or erect nipples irl other than yours?yeah, I've made out with a girl once and had a ffm three some too
>>34031523Why can't this be me...
>>34031514I do too.And I hope you got some nice things in your life, whatever they may be.
>>34031523>34 pushing it
>>34031528You’re a LIARYou want a husband and kids
>>34031535Do you have to.. clean it up?
>>34031523I thought you had a boyfriend and girlfriend both?
>>34031523Is your car wrapped in anime?
>>34031535honestly sometimes I think about just faking having some head trauma and then acting out the rest of my live in one of these homes or if I get bored of it, I could always make a "miraculous recovery" and if I want back again I sadly had a "relapse"
>>34031523Buy v-bucks for him after sex
>>34031529>German>Acting like emigration is difficult.You could go literally anywhere in the Schengen Area.
>>34031545
>>34031506Ok, thanks. She just seemed very disgusted so maybe if I explain that I was just trying to re-live the memory while I was alone that would make it better than just using her body or something.>>34031492No we don't really turn down sex with eachother, we're pretty much on the same wavelength as far as I can tell on that front, we're both pretty healthy and high libido. This is basically the only sex-adjacent thing we've ever disagreed on or had friction on which is what makes it so bizarre. She IS very anti-porn and has told me so in the past. My assumption is that maybe she thinks I was just "using" the video for purely physical stuff even when I didnt mean it that way I just wanted to relive it. But if the girls here also dont know why she might be upset then ill just have to wait and ask her myselfthanks anyway friends
>>34031473Cena played a big part in WWE becoming boring and PG friendly. He was also lucky that the Benoit thing happened, so WWE didn't want to risk someone more edgy being the face of the company. Cena is like Lil Wayne in a way that I still remember how most fans absolutely hated him and now they all call him a legend.
>>34031551That's younger zoomers
>>34031548keyser soze?
>>34031539I am a woman, idk I see my coworkers but we're usually too busy to socialise. I do meet friends on the weekend every once in a while though
>>34031542thanks anon, I wish the same to you
>>34031548v difficult to actually fake head trauma
>>34031551>v-bucksLiterally what?
>>34031548You would have to be a world-class actor and commit A LOT of medical fraud to get that to work.
>>34031563fortnite money
>>34031553Does it ever make you mad?
>>34031557had to google that, might watch some day
>>34031559I applied for a new job today, so I hope that works out.
>>34031529>Germans don't have the best representation there.If you speak competent levels of english while being civil and reasonably respectful to other people you will fit in fine here. We might think it's odd to see a German accent I guess. Get ready for a horrendous high-skill job market and outright offensive costs of living if you are in a major city though.
>>34031560indeed, but what are they going to do if I never stop acting mentally retarded? tell me I'm faking and to stop doing that? more likely they will have to accept that something is wrong that they can't figure out >>34031564indeed, worth it though
>>34031566Disgusted, yes, but I don’t really have it in me to get mad at these people. They legitimately can’t help it.If this kind of stuff made me mad, I wouldn’t have been able to do it for as long as I have.
>>34031523>Can I, as a 34 years old hag, hit on this cute zillenial guy from work? Is there any chance of success?Don't fuck up his life?
>>34031472Losers are boring and wouldn't make a good partner. I want someone I can work together with to improve both our lives
>>34031568good for you, I hope you get it do you even want it?
Why am I so fearful? What is going to happen? I cannot control my anxiety some days and am ready to be done.
>>34031571>indeed, but what are they going to do if I never stop acting mentally retarded? tell me I'm faking and to stop doing that?You’d probably get criminal charges and spend a while in prison.
>>34031576Thanks. :)I am actually quite excited for it, yeah. Haven't worked the past few months, but I want to start the new year on a positive note, so I've started looking for some job offers the past few days.
>>34031508M, nope thankfully
>>34031573NTA how would that fuck up his life? It'd be great if a cute hag hit on me
>>34031583The hag is JH
>>34031540Based, how was the threesome
>>34031577SameI think it’s actually destroying my brain even when I fight against it
>>34031584I'm too new for this
>>34031580how would they prove it's an act? maybe I just have "episodes" are they really going to throw someone in jail because they don't believe the symptoms I have?
>>34031584I'm NOT jh
>>34031591What are your intentions with him?
Should I get a tattoo in the way addicts do? My idea is to get the number zero. I need to start over. My life is not so fucked up but Im extremely fucked up mentally. Im only 20 and really burned out. I dunno if a tattoo might help but it would be small and I already have two. I don't have anything to loose rn. Any better tattoo ideas to symbolize nothingness?
>>34031581awesome, I hope things keep going smoothly up for you for 2026 too
>>34031574AMEN!!!
>>34031594Why are you burned out?
>>34031590>how would they prove it's an act?Pretty easily. I’m afraid medical science is a few decades ahead of your con, anonThere are legal precedents to this, and you’d probably get everyone involved in caring for you fired and land yourself in prison. Goofball
>>34031595Have you ever been able to work with your issues? I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I imagine it's difficult.
>>34031594If F, don't get fucking tattoos. But you're already ruined if you got them, so might as well. Get a 69 tattoo on your forehead.
Femanon, I love you, but you know that humans and vampires can't be together. They will never approve of our love.
>>34031585it was good, I'd do it again but it's a bit hard to set up in a way that doesn't end up causing some sort of drama it seemsI discovered that I have a voyeuristic and cucky streak I guess because I really enjoyed watching him fuck her
>>34031574Yup! If I wanted to be a loser, I can do that in my mom’s basement and just sleep with prostitutes
>>34031600Nta that’s not me I don’t have an interest in pretending to be retarded. Just in case
>>34031603Die, monster.You don’t belong in this world.
>>34031593I'm not sure. I would very much like to date him but fwb is probably the best thing I can realistically hope for
>>34031602Ok. Any better ideas? Should I kms?
>>34031600mh yeah? or maybe medical science isn't advanced enough to detect the root cause of my symptoms yet there's many medical issues with no clear scientific explanation yet and this could be one of those unexplainable freak cases
>>34031608It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute.
Oh mein Gyatt
>>34031601I have to, I shouldn't be but there's no other option, which just further exhausts me and makes the issues worse but thats just life
>>34031609how many guys have you slept with?
>>34031614Ach! Mein Bussy
>>3403161612
>>34031613Tribute?You steal men’s souls and make them your slaves.
>>34031614was los alter
>>34031555He's had some of the best matches of his life this year. I'm definitely going to miss him.
I’m mad that the Castlevania anime sucks so much
>>34031619if he's not a virgin or terrible with girls then go aheadbut stealing his first time with someone far older and more experienced is wrong, you will not love him the way he will fall in love with you and you'll hurt him
>>34031599I feel like everything I do is useless. Im going to die and I am not even enjoying my life. I can't change that because everything feels empty or forced. I just don't like living.
I need to CUM, but I only want to do it inside a female.
>>34031620Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
>>34031623I'm mad that castlevania games were discontinued
>>34031624But I don't know if he's a virgin, how could I know
>>34031623I like how their voices sound. The first season is ok. The main character dude is hot. Never played the game tho.
>>34031630check his dick hymen
>>34031629That too. Fucking KonamiAt least M2 got to randomly make another Salamander game, I fuckin guess. Shit. Fuck me
>>34031497I dated a Curehead which is not the same as goth, still want my story?
>>34031619I disagree with >>34031624I'd personally love to have had an experienced hottie older gal teaching me the fuck ropes and blowing my mind as a young 19 year old or however old he is. Just go for it and let him be whatever he wants to be with you, just don't get knocked up but definitely let him hit it raw at least once
Girls, would you be willing to beg for cock before having it put in your mouth?
>>34031631It shits all over the source material but I don’t hold that against you
>>34031615I know I'm just a random stranger on the internet, but for what it's worth, I'm impressed.Can you tell me what job it is?
>>34031627Your words are as empty as your soul!Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
>>34031604What was the backstory, was it a couple plus you? How was it brought up? How did it work logistically, like was it preplanned in advance? Did you mainly just watch or were you more involved?
>>34031640sounds very humiliating, you'd have to have serious bimbofication skills to make me go there
I have so many schemes and plots for 2026
>>34031646I'd welcome the challenge. I want to have my cock in front of a girl's face and she can't have it until she's convinced me how desperate she is for it.
>>34031639im speaking as a guy that actually got that treatment. Its super amazing at first but then once you realize she just wants you for sex (especially if you're good at it) you realize you dont really have a future with her. You obviously might be different but you cant be sure until you know the guy in question which we dont, he very well may get too involved with her and "hitting it raw at least once" could give him unrealistic expectations.
>>34031644What is a man?*throws glass on the floor*A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU.
>>34031610I don't care what you do. If you have tattoos, you are worthless.
I want to have missionary sex with a woman while she tells me she loves me :o)
>>34031651Fair enough, I'm definitely self inserting as that guy a bit, nonetheless I'd love to have had someone to build me up and make me feel worthwhile even for a bit until coming to that realization. They're both adults and if she really likes the guy, she can make sure he turns out alright.
I paid a girl $500 for a single topless photo. What do you girls think of that?
>>34031645>couple plus you? it was my me, my bf and a mutual friend>How was it brought up?we were hanging out at her place with her and her bf one time and chilling on the bed, watching a movie and they started making out, we started making out too and at some point me and the girl started to make out, I guess it was predictable, she's always been rather physical with me, lots of hugging, sitting close to me, holding hands etc, so escalating that to making out didn't feel like a big leapwe were about to have a foursome but my bf wasn't comfortable with that, so we didn't but then me and the girl talked about it the next day and said we'd like to give it a try and her bf was ok with it, so we invited her to our place like a week later>Did you mainly just watch or were you more involved?it was pretty balanced I'd say, things felt natural and organic and nobody felt left out or so, maybe that's because we all already knew each other, so we were comfortable, relaxed and just each did our thing
>>34031655>missionary sexOkay>>>34031655>while she tells me she loves meToo embarrassing
>>34031658Oh it definitely has its upsides, you're not wrong on that. But in my experience, a lot of older women with careers just want sex and someone to be intimate with when they need it, and in my case they actively lead you on by vaguely implying there will be something serious and buying you little gifts when she absolutely has no intention of ever marrying to staying with you long-term. If you're honest about what you want and how you feel up front 100% go for it.
>>34031626I need to be cum inside
>>34031649that doesn't sound like you have very good bimbofication skills but I'd dare you to try to tempt me enough to make me go there if we'd be fucking
>>34031625I think you should take it easy then. Take a break somewhere nice and peaceful, by the water, and meditate there, do a reset for yourself.
>>34031660you could have paid me instead, baka
>>34031647Like what?
>>34031664Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>34031642thanks, I appreciate it anon >Can you tell me what job it is?I'd rather not, I already feel like I've overshared massively itt
>>34031667What tips do you have to achieve this?
Any of the actual virgins, incels femcels etc ITT - do you ever worry the reality of "finding love" (whatever that means to you) will end up being nothing compared to your fantasy, and the risk of that sort of crushing your hopes and dreams stops you from putting in more work to get someone of your own?
>>34031662Nope
>>34031675MPart of my problem is that as soon as a girl starts reciprocating, my brain starts giving me a thousand and one reasons to not be with her and then I either sabotage myself or cut her off. So the next time (which may be here in a couple days idk) I'm just gonna take the leap of faith. I'm scared she's gonna suddenly decide she wants to come home with me for Christmas though so I want to wait until after.
>>34031674the goal is to generate circumstances or simulate circumstances that trick her animal instincts into going into full breeding mode, so you'd have to directly impact her hypothalamus, making her go into heatto achieve that you have to consider the human species like animals that need specific circumstances to procreate, just like how axolotl won't have their mating instincts activated unless the water is exactly between 16-18c, then find low effort ways to make her feel like all the necessary requirements for optimal breeding circumstances are met, so she basically goes fully feral and can't help but be taken over by an insatiable lust for your cock impregnating her right the fuck now
>>34031670Do you have any free samples
>>34031673Alright, I also prefer some anonymity so people don't recognize me.But I don't think you overshared or anything like that, it's ok to have 4chan as an outlet for talking about your issues.
>>34031682yeah, but you have to find them yourself
>>34031675FNo I know I can push through now and I know it’s better than I could even imagine
>>34031652
>>34031681Is it possible to learn this power?
>>34031685Aw shoot
>>34031675MVirgin but I don’t hold any grudges
I am too sexually frustrated to ask women any normal questions.
>>34031672Yea exactly like that
Why do I feel such major anxiety? Why does my mind play tricks on me and literally instill a debilitating fear inside me? What am I scared of? >>34031588Suggestions on what I should do? I havn't done drugs. lowest possible caffine and sugar levels.. I just don't understand.
>>34031689yeah, I just told you how there is things out of your control that are absolute requirements, like her being physically and mentally healthy, but you can control that by preselecting who you'll fuck the rest is all about making you seem like the ideal material to be bred by, by generating a semblance of outstanding genetics and abundant resources, both important requirements to trigger the human female mating instinct, since those are factors that increase the chances of the resulting offspring being healthy and well cared for no it doesn't matter that you don't plan to actually have kids with her, no it doesn't matter than you have no plans to let her benefit from you financially, these things bypass the conscious logic and speak directly to her "yeah, having this man's babies would be an amazing opportunity for me and my unborn children, I have to do EVERYTHING to get him to impregnate me right NOW" aspect
>>34031695Not him but do you want to get married
>>34031695The carnal urges have subsided, at least for now. Begone, evil woman. You will NOT have my seed today
I could never hate India like some of y'all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
>>34031694What is your favorite color?
>>34031703Purple.
>>34031694Ask me lewd, depraved, obscenely horny questions please
>>34031691your choice, either you go to work and spend the time making 500 bucks or you spend the same time searching for them
>>34031705Which panties are you wearing, and what did you last masturbate to?
>>34031703PINK
>>34031698The only thing that helps me is moving my body. Go for a run or a hike, preferably anything with a little more effort than walking. Yoga and meditation help too but in this state mediation only makes me spiral more
>>34031703glitter
>>34031699>yeah, I just told you how NTA but I guess I don't understand what the prerequisite conditions are and how to rig them besides picking a mentally healthy woman, and what to do to her after selection.>you have to consider the human species like animals that need specific circumstances to procreatespecifically what these circumstances are
>>34031703grey
>>34031700Yes someday>>34031701Give it to me demon
>>34031404>came inside It’s over
>>34031711based
>>34031708I'm wearing totally unsexy, comfortable, big cotton panties and I last masturbated to amateur videos from motherless dot com
>>34031719Plap
>>34031720Moar
>>34031715>Yes somedayCool. I want to give you what you want
>>34031661Any repercussions from it socially? Are both couples still together?
>>34031703plaple.
>>34031703Blue, green, blackBlack is what I wear most, blue and green I just love to look at in art and nature
>>34031719i wish you were a bio female thoughbeitever
>>34031708More women should answer these important questions
>>34031688For a long time I didn't realize that the better you do this fight, the higher stats Alucard will start with when the game begins
>>34031655This but she's a virgin
My vagina hurts so badly wtf is this
>>34031739Rough sex huh
>>34031739Aids
Ladies what does it mean when I have "Good Luck Chuck" syndrome where after I get dumped by my gf, the next guy she dates ends up marrying her? This has happened three occasions now and it's really fucking my brain in a sense that it can't be coincidence.
You have to date one person from the main cast from It's always sunny in Philadelphia for 2 years.Who do you pick?Cheating and ghosting from your part is not allowed.
>>34031708Black bikini style cotton pantiesmale pov cream pie where he moans a lot
>>34031744>male povWhy?
>>34031743MI have to choose Dee which means I’m probably gonna get beaten and raped
>>34031743I'm a man so I'm stuck with DeeIf I was a woman it'd be between Dennis or Charlie. If Charlie was more hygienic I'd pick him but the filth and the cat food makes me more willing to put up with Dennis's psychopathy
Would it be rude if I left the group chat that I asked someone to make?
>>34031719>motherlesswomen do not get that degenerate, LARP
>>34031745Not her but it's hard to find good female pov videos that are long enough for me to coom
>>34031744Cute panties
>>34031712but I also listed thembasically, imagine the girl like a wild animal roaming the world to find a nesting place to have her babies what will she look for? a place that's safe, protected, comfy, has everything she and the baby will need to be happy and healthy during this time of her being vulnerable and dependent on others (ideally the guy that put the baby in her) keeping her and the new human safe and cared for now, in todays world, the place you personally live, what would a man be like that could make her feel like she has found a spot just like that in you? look around and look at what the women around you needed to feel like mating, and to take it up a notch, notice what the women have gone for that don't seem stressed the fuck out by having created offspring to look after then go and be that man or at least create the illusion of being that man as close as possible you don't have to tick all boxes, just try to tick as many as you can and as closely as you can and you're already better off than men that don't go at it from this angleofc there is exceptions to this but you probably want no part in any of thatit's a sliding scale, the average girl will be too average to ever be this hungry for cock, she's not sane enough to just be happy and carefree, but she's also not fucked up enough to have abandoned all rationality and gone full who gives a flying fuck mode if you want a girl begging for your cock you have to go for the supremely sane or the supremely insane women, the average woman is too average to be like this
>>34031748Most likelyJust silence it
Lolzhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZjGAt2f9llwThis almost happened to me
>>34031725yeah, her bf later changed his mind on not having an issue with it but we talked about it and basically, whilst we understand that it ended up bothering him, it's not like we did something behind his back or without his consent, so it's valid that he felt that way and it would have been shitty of us to repeat it after that (which we didn't), but that was about it they're still together and so are we, we kinda lost contact but sometimes we still bump into each other and there's no hard feelings or anything I also think my bf wasn't very interested in repeating this because the girl isn't really his type, but if we ever get into a similar situation with a girl he finds more attractive, we might try it again
>>34031751>>34031744>women like hearing men moan>ive got a whiny, kinda effeminate moan FUCK i need new vocal chords
>>34031749How is it more degenerate than other porn sites?You're almost correct though, I've learned about this site from moids on 4chan
>>34031755this dude's reels get old quick.btich can only make incelbait shit.NOW THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS FUNNYhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7j-nxagnEu4
>>34031748why leave?
>>34031761I seen my ex in the list of participating members
>>34031742I don’t know what that is
>>34031764Random romcom from the 2000s
>>34031743I'll date The Implication.
>>34031763lmao
Fingering and kissing femanon while she sits in my lap
>>34031756Yea I was gonna say the other guy got the short end of the stick, I wouldn't agree to a setup like that, seems unfair. Was it the other girl who was kinda the driving force? Was it for the sake of just having group sex or did you sense she was more trying to get with you or your bf specifically?
>>34031763does your group creator know that your ex is in the group? if you let them know I'm sure they would understand. I've done the same for people, it's fine if you address the issue
>>34031763I think it's time for you to be the person who doesn't move when you're walking in the same direction
MenDua lipa or Sabrina Carpenter?
>>34031772I agree, I totally understand why he changed his mind >Was it the other girl who was kinda the driving force?yeah desu but I think her bf at first also really liked the idea, I think he was hoping that by agreeing to it, it would start a chain of such situations where we basically all fuck each other >Was it for the sake of just having group sex or did you sense she was more trying to get with you or your bf specifically?I feel like she had a crush on my bf, which, as his gf, I totally get, lolbut that also explains why her bf ended up not liking the situation anymore after he figured out that he's not going to get to fuck me (he had tried to get in my pants when I was single before)
Why am I unable to take penis after an orgasm? It’s like I clamp shut
>>34031782Dua Lipa for sure
>>34031782no thanks
>>34031785the goal has been achieved
>>34031744link please
>>34031782Sabrina. I don't like flat giraffes.
>>34031785Idk. Overstimulation, maybe?Do you never get to have multiple orgasms?
Wish I could massage femanon's sorrows away..
>>34031782Sabrina, because I prefer her music
>>34031785Closed for business.
>>34031791I only played the last ten seconds for audio because the girl was pissing me off
>>34031771Femanons don’t sit. They don’t deserve to relax so they stand.
>>34031546The idea that some of you fucks thought that poster was me is very annoying. I have already resolved to stop dating significantly younger men a while ago.
>>34031806Do you still like fucking pedophiles?
>>34031782Looks DuaMusic still DuaPersonality Sabrina
34 feels like it’s 5 years away, but it’s actually a decade. Why?
I will not post moans for the femanons itt
>>34031708>>34031735Beige granny panties. A congratulations email from work.
>>34031809Maybe you’re just that anxious about your twenties ending and your thirties beginning.
>>34031810keep your bitch squeaks to yourself then
>>34031809Your mid to late twenties disappear in no time if you're gainfully employed but done higher education. The metric for measuring time, schooling semesters, isn't there to ground your perception anymore.
>>34031817The grapes aren’t even a little sour, actually
>>34031810I'll post nohomo schlicking noises for them, then. Men won't be allowed to open the voca.
>>34031810Not even if I beg
hug
>>34031795My sorrows can only be assuaged with cash, not rubs.
>>34031806Says the woman that likes young boys
>>34031822Maybe if you beg offsite
>>34031820no projection allowed
>>34031826I won’t
>>34031824Who says I'm not going to rub your nasty little butt with big bills?
hi
>>34031829Good I’d die lol
>>34031819Would a solution to this be to take yearly holidays?
>>34031819This is happening to me. I’ve lost two years and don’t know to what
>>34031837The daily grind will do that.
>>34031834Execution style
>>34031554Aht aht ay.If you are acting out of an assumed addiction problem of yours that could be exactly why she's pissed.You didn't ask her to fuck at all and went to hide and jerk off because you felt a selfish impulse.
>>34031841What is my crime?
>>34031783Honestly that sounds like a mess of weird intentions but hey seems like it worked out about as well as it could have. Would you say you're more interested in another MFF than an MFM?
>>34031771Standing sex with him instead
Is it bad that I consider atoga to be a form of being my friends and acquaintances?
>>34031849indeed, I'm glad it didn't cause a bigger mess >Would you say you're more interested in another MFF than an MFM?definitely mff
>>34031852no, and anyone saying otherwise is just trying to feel better about themselves
>>34031852It's probably not bad for you since you likely use it to escape from reality or avoid getting real friends. But yeah me too lol
>>34031852Acquaintances sure, but you shouldn’t consider anyone you don’t know by name to be a real friend.Don't fall into the trap of letting 4chan be your only outlet for socialization
>>34031831Not going to solve anything.>>34031835Not necessarily. Mindfulness takes effort, not routine.
>>34031860It's hard to be present when I'm washing dishes lol
>>34031846>assumed addiction>You didn't ask her to fuck at allBoth don't apply here though. Not a porn addict and I had no idea when she'd be home.
>>34031852As someone in the same boat I think it's probably really bad for us mentally.
>>34031851BV did you play Dispatch for Charlie?
>>34031853Your bf is a lucky guy
>>34031869he's never complained so far, so I'll believe it
Why hasn’t anyone made a Gauntlet clone with support for, say, 64 simultaneous players and online multiplayerIf I were more talented I think I just found an easy way to make a bunch of money
>>34031860lmao ain't you fucking boring.
>>34031876She’s right doe
>>34031877>doeAnybody who says that can not be trusted in any way.And no, she is not right, she just choses to be resignated.
I want to smell femanons panties.
>>34031883Okay, in that case:She is right, and nothing she suggested proposed resignation.A yearly vacation alone isn’t enough to add meaning to your life if the rest of the year is spent on autopilot.
>>34031888You're such a fucking simpleton. kek
>>34031883The word is resigned, also.
The Horny is back. I want to grab something small and soft and fuck it
>>34031891is that like how dogs like squeaky toys to chew on because it mimics small prey animals screaming as they get bitten to death?
Eating femanon’s pussy while I finger her, pushing her onto the bed, grabbing her hips and fucking her brains out until I cum inside her, getting her pregnant, raising children with her, etc.
>>34031892NTAI think only you see squeaky toys that way...
>>34031895nope, google it
>>34031883i'm not a sharty doebeit
>>34031891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHTg1cMs0SA
>>34031782Idk who either person is desu
>>34031897Me neither. Being annoying on purpose from time to time using slang I also find annoying can be fun asl fr doe
>>34031895here, i googled it for you
>>34031902I always knew you were a dog.
Women aren't real. How can they be so beautiful. Prove me wrong by sending your feet pics in this thread
>>34031743Danny Devito idc if it's gay.
>>34031903)-:<<
>>34031906Mr. Devito is undoubtedly a very caring lover
>>34031743C H A R L I E
>>34031908Yeah, but you're dating Frank, not Danny.
>>34031912>>34031908Frank idc if it's gay.
>>34031902I read somewhere you shouldn't use lasers for cats because they never get to catch it
>>34031907I'll slap the squeaky toy across your fat tits so they start to make squeaky sounds too. hehe
>>34031914correct, you'll drive them crazy that way, basically shattering their self esteem, making them feel like the worst hunter to ever hunt and like they would surely starve to death in the wild
>>34031806yeah, guys! she's not into younger men. she's into little boys. get it right
>>34031915we'll see who squeaks longer, higher and louder when I twist your balls
Whatcha doin', atoga?
>>34031806how much is significantly younger and if one was in that range how hard would he need to work to convince you to reconsider that rule
I MET MY LOOOOOOOOOOVE BY THE GAS WORKS WAAAAAAAALLDREAMED A DREEEEEEAAAAM BY THE OLD CANAAAAAL
>>34031924going to bed, but I'm trying to get this dumb song right and it won't cooperate with me u?
>>34031920Lol if you heard the voca from one of the servers
>>34031916This is also why the people who say "just get rejected 100 times bro" are retarded. Not that they ever tried to get rejected that many times themselves.
>>34031868No. He played it for me.I do play 911 dispatch on steam but it's been like 7 months.
>>34031924Fucking struggling with what should be a basic task at work and thinking about quitting.
>>34031527Kek, she's already babytrapping him, him being the baby :p
>>34031926root canal?
guys im in trouble
>>34031931indeed, thats not how shit works at all>>34031928you should post it here... it's too good not to
>>34031916Surely in the wild they don't have 100% success.
watching sad bittersweet amvs again... need romance in my life
>just be yourself>it workedwtf
>>34031939for what? >>34031941there's a distinct difference between zero and occasional success
>>34031939What did you do?
>>34031941The success rate against the laser is always 0 though.
>>34031916O_O
>>34031428I would have dated a guy with cool sunglasses who lives on a beach, that would have been rad
>>34031927>I'm trying to get this dumb songWhat does this mean, anon?>u?Homework>>34031936Hey now the job market is shit, too many people not many jobs so maybe you were hired for a reason and you're being hard on yourself
>>34031944>>34031946But he really loves that thing.What if i transition from the laser to the fake mouse for a win or have it end on a pile of treats
>>34031948pls tell me you didn't do this to your kot anon
>>34031952more like the other way around.
Tried to record myself moaning to see if it sounded sexy but it doesn't.
>>34031951yeah, because he's obsessed with catching it if you get something he can actually catch, it's much better get one of those automatic mice that scoots around or the wandstreats are meh, what he needs in the end is the fight where he bites and scratches the catch
>>34031955Your cat points laser at you?
>>34031955you've been chasing the laser pussy? >>34031957never ever in a million years listen to yourself trying to be sexy, cardinal sin
You see this bag from japan? It's filled with (what)
>>34031950>what does this mean I had a silly idea for a song that uses an innocent childrens book rhyme but in a way that makes it kinda creepy and suspicious but it hasn't come out like how I envisioned it just yet I'll keep trying
>>34031952O_OOOOOOOO
>>34031925Early 20's. I want a kid asap, so he'd have to be stable and mature enough for that to be more than an optimistic aspiration at best.
>>34031964streamer girl spit? >>34031966thats a lot of eyes anon... u an alien?
>>34031943That only works if you're Chad
>>34031922>doesn't deny the fat fucking huge big tits milker uddersAnyway, bold of you to assume I don't just put you into the bondage gear and then have some fun with you.
>>34031968yup i have eight pupils in one of my eyes. actually i was thinking it would be like a dramatic effect to emphasize the O_O faceO_OOOOOOOOOOoh my godddd...
>small talk with coworkers>for some fucking reason brought sizes into conversation>Oh he is so handsome but he has a small penis... shame>once again feel conscious about sizeFemanons, is fucking dick size a deal breaker to you? I think I'm average or a bit below but I cannot help but feel conscious about it... I'm going to guess also this gets asked every thread
>>34031968my slobber is mighty valuble kek yes
>>34031965I love love LOVE this genre of songs! The kind that lulls you to a false sense of security with the cheerful music but the lyrics aren't as happy go lucky/weird, like Christmas Kids by ROAR or Margo Guryan's Something’s Wrong With the Morning or Eels Flyswatter
>>34031978Why would you want to fuck dick size?
>>34031964*Gucci bag
>>34031940Idk how to transfer discord audio to vocaroo
>>34031982A bag filled with Gucci bag.Interesting.You're sure it's not from China?
>>34031976NTA but you are probably ERPing with a man, anon.There are no women on /atoga/ (not even trans women), only male trolls pretending to be women, and you just bit the bait.
>>34031976This bih stompin balls frfr tnite
>>34031928Yeah, post it. Calling your shitty bluff since I've never posted any voca on any "server" online besides ITT.
>>34031977well it worked but also, creepy man >>34031979I wish someone paid me money to spit in a jar>>34031978I've never been with a guy that was what I would consider small, so I can't tell you how big of a difference it really makes sensation wise but unfortunately it's true that mentally it does something to my brain to think all that's going inside me, terribly sorry anon
>>34031964zipties
>>34031986lmao lurk more, newfag.
>>34031978People will lie to you and say it doesnt matter but it 100% does. It isn't a dealbreaker (at least ive never heard of that and find it doubtful) but you WILL need to compensate fairly significantly in the bedroom.But chances are you're just being negative and it isnt that small anyway.
>>34031985Yea, china bag is fake wirhout
>>34031984unfortunately neither do I, looks like you have to record it again
>>34031952like im puss n boots,, im always with the switchblade.
>>34031872How long were you two together when you had the threesome?
>>34031991>newfagI'm an /atoga/ veteran.
>>34031994a doubt
>>34031992>compensateExpand
>>34031978Women talk about this shit in front of men? What happened to shame?
I'm horny!
>>34031976I see you've really liked my accessories suggestions, nice
>>34032001Well if its an undesirable trait your other traits gotta be good. So make good money, be tall, be attractive, be fun to talk to, be charismatic and make her laugh, have good fashion sense, stuff like that.
Proof that femanons are real?
>>34031998hm, let me thinkabout three years
>>34032008>>34032008The post said bedroom...
>>34031969She slept with me on the first date so maybe I am
>>34032009yeah, lurk more
It's more fun if you imagine they are female
>>34032006That didn't come from you.
>>34032017if you say so
I figured it out.https://voca.ro/15wIBFfKU1Fq
Does lowering fat percentage make the pp appear bigger?
>>34032013NTAI married the woman I fucked on the first date. Fucking on the first date is marriage material.
>>34032020>https://voca.ro/15wIBFfKU1Fqwtfkill yourselfsyabu
>>34032021Yes, dumbass.
>>34032021Yes, it generally increases your visible length.
>>34032019Prove it.
>>34032012Get good at using your fingers, mouth, etc. Sorry I reformatted the post and deleted the actual sex bits lol. But the other stuff matters just as much, making yourself attractive otherwise helps anything you do with her.
>>34031980(: here's a version I can accept and go to sleep for now I'll call it "good girl" https://voca.ro/12wuvZJgybBv
>>34032024lmfao>>34032020excellent
>>34032022Yeah I saw it as a green flag tooonly have to find out if she does this with everyone or not
>>34032028I can't, but I distinctly remember looking for a bunch of pics pf what I had in minddoesn't really matter tho, maybe I have dementia
>>34032021Only if you're pretty fat.
>>34031395>with qtuwot lmaodon't lump me in with der coomers>>34031359I had le sexo then I woke up from the dream
>>34032037There you go.
https://voca.ro/1aL3XOukPkgo>>34032024
>>34031980When you've bungled all your banglesAnd your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangleOf my gypsy tambourine
imma pee my pants over the mommy jh voca
>>34032031Niiiice
>>34032045I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>34032003got this in my head again now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8WvayAo1M>>34032020just why>>34031939what happen>>34031924just watched a movie with some peepson the techno rnhbu?
>>34032042you little
>>34031886she prolly hasn't showered in days>>34031852not bad but sad ngl>>34031832sup weenerz>>34031809bc you're a youngfag>>34031782Dua Lipa is hotter and I prefer her songs so herBiased cause british thoSabrina seems cool tho
How do I get rid of kleptomania? This is urgent.
Women, would you date a cuck?
>>34032052therapist, NOW
>>34032055Depends on what that entails.
>>34032052figure out why you do it and then work on that is it for the thrill? some sort of revenge act? dig deep
>>34032055Date one? I married one.
>>34032055Is a cuck someone who was cucked or someone that enjoys getting cucked?
Just heard the first Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland of the season. Surprised I didn’t hear it sooner
>>34031743M, Charlie cause we could eat paint and bash rats together>>34031739idk a UTIgws>>34031702based India and Basement Jaxx enjoyer>>34031675>virginssup>the reality of "finding love" (whatever that means to you) will end up being nothing compared to your fantasywhat reality niqqaI'm still crushing on the waitress from my last job but I like crashed out last time I worked on the bar with her
>>34032049I was very drunk, I'm sorry I turn into a even bigger retard when drinking. I'll just leave you be you're probably pissed.
>>34032059Saving money
>>34032055yeah
I really don't want to listen to another 16 days of Christmas music.
>>34030803Stop trying to normalize the fact that you're a fucking freak. Normal people don't picture their siblings naked you fucking subhuman
>>34032066ohdo you have to save money because you're on a tight budget or does it simply feel nice to get five finger discount, knowing how much money you saved and can spend on other stuff?
>>34032010Did you cum swap with her?
>>34031523yeah deffos lots of guys like slightly older women>>34031508M, no that's hella gay>>34031472I do, I'm a total loser myself>>34032065>I'll just leave you be you're probably pissedyeah i'm also drunk>>34032068ikr fuck working retail
>>34032070Both
>>34032072no, he came inside me, force of habit I suppose, and since it was a one time thing we didn't get to do a bunch of different things
>>34031743in all seriousness though I find Kaitlin Olson attractive as hell lol so I'd date the bird>>34031312are you black>>34031303get a coat niqqa>>34031309are you in court or somethingyou're not wired and ratting out the boyz are yousnitches get stitches drilla
>>34032076I mean, if you don't get caught and only steal from big corpos, I don't really see the issue but I might be the wrong person to ask about this you'll regret it if you ever get caught tho, that'll easily cost you more than you saved and everyone thinks they're sneaky until they get in troubles
>>34032075>slightlyI'm 9 years older though...
>>34031743The girl looks like she'd be really good at eating me out, so I pick her.
>>34031192it's finna be a white christmas for gramps>>34031183>What do you stroke to?your mommy last fap was to my old addiction counsellor who was a milf (or gilf desu)>>34031061>prototypicalare you a robot or smth>>340308550also yes to what
>>34032079It isnt even a crime any more in big metros.Dems made all crime legal
>>34030662>what did you get for Christmas for your loved ones? :)nothing yet cuz I'm broke as shitget paid on fri though so gonna get a bunch of toys, wine, chocolates and cards for people (then I'll be broke again fml)
>>34032024this actually my man (づ¯3¯)づ
another thread, another day where the british narc has not killed itself yet and still spam his putrid worthless shit into the thread
>>34032077I see but in theory thad did not preclude a cum swap...
>>34032091in that case, who gives a shit
>>34032050>>34032024Yeah I was expecting you to get mad, but it's not that bad just for the laugh regardless I'm sorry.
>>34032095yeah but I wouldn't really have wanted her to eat me out
>>34032097anon, thats not jh
>>34032045Honestly I want to save them forever. B E S T
>>34032103agreed, peak entertainment
>>34030835You're not something as tame as a "bad person." You're a sexual predator.
>>34031183>What do you schlick to?This, looped:https://soundgasm.net/u/TheSoundOfPleasure/Wet-moans-and-sexy-gasps-for-your-pleasure-Whimpering-and-groaning-too-ASMR-M4Fmp4
>>34032108A guy molests his sister one time...
Just scrolled across a schizo youtube short.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bff8B55pLWY
>>34030835god, I wish that was me
>>34032101Stop giving namefags attention.
>>34032094rude lol I've been gone all day>>34032082that's not a big deal lol especially to most young guys>>34032068the bar I used to work in started playing Xmas music in fucking november, I was livid
>>34032114or else what? are you the thread police?
>>34032061Enjoys getting cucked
>>34030835you are a piece of shit for feeling her up and stuff but if you feel bad and don't do it again then whateverreminds me of the time a girl got too drunk at a party (I was telling her to stop and giving her water but she kept drinking) and insisted on coming back to mine, then puked all over my floor and fell asleep on my bed so I had to clean the floor and sleep on the floorI had a date weekend with a girl in the morning and got like 1 hour of sleep lolshe was fine the next day tho
Women, do you enjoy getting cucked?
Why do women hate Sydney Sweeney, for being pretty?
>>34032060Are you into it too? Or did you just do it to make him happy? Either way, did his fetish harm your ability to be intimate in the bedroom at all?
>>34032058Riding a dildo and degrading him but not actually fucking another man.
>>34032123not really, I just enjoy watching a guy fuck another girl, but not im a weird way where it's behind my back or humiliating/degrading I just find it hot to see him fuck is all
>>34030605M, probably the objectively worst thing I've actually done is stolen alcohol from a store when I was homelessI felt guilty afterwards but it was a big store, I'm sure they didn't notice a few missing beers desu
>>34032124For being a shitty actress
Ladies, I have a thick hair and I don’t want it to look like a frizzy piece of shit anymore.Should I use hair masks?What other products do you use for gorgeous hair?
>>34032123I really don't think I would like that. Tapping out first in the threesome and having to watch them fuck makes me feel like I'm too delicate to keep up.>>34032126Degrading is a deal breaker. I don't like the idea of that dynamic.
Ladies, does it wet your loins when a guy tell you "... and shit"
Was there ever an /atoga/ game night?
>>34032138No, I'm not black
>>34031183MI found a collection of Morgpie's videos and it's a guaranteed great fap every time.
>>34032136post pic of hair that looks like yours for more targeted advice in general, yeah, but it's also not that simpleyou'd need to know why your hair is frizzy first to know how to fix it several possible causes: >your hair is wavy or curly and you don't style it correctly for your hair type >your hair lacks moisture >your hair lacks proteinideally you'd also tell me the cut and length of your hair and what your goal aesthetic is
>>34032138No, but I'm black.
>>34032139Plenty of times. We had skribbl nights, puzzle nights, movie nights etc. Fun times.
>>34032130Maybe I’ll at least get to see that someday but I don’t think that many are into people watching them have sex
>>34032138wetting loins is a bit much but it can be funny if he doesn't overdo it and knows when to not do it
>>34032150you don't have to set it up like thisofc if you tell people you want to sit and watch them fuck, they might be weirded out but if you have a threesome you get to indulge your voyeuristic tendencies too
>>34032154I fucking knew threesome havers were cucks
>>34032156some might be but not all of themI mean, people getting jealous and pissed off over feeling like they didn't get the same attention is a common issue
Why are you horny ?
>>34032161No pussy.
>>34032149cytube gang>>34032161I'm not rn
>>34032161memories
>>34032116>NovemberWhat about Christmas music in October?
>>34032161No dick
>>34032130Are you into seeing some specific types of girls getting fucked or does any work?Are you also into seeing some specific acts or positions more?
>>34032166>Christmas music in October?before halloween?this means war
>>34032154What’s the point in that? Sloppy seconds?
>>34032124Yes. She is beautiful, especially in leopard
>>34032146This one looks like my hair
>>34032161I'm male.
>>34032172>especially in leopardis she really a leopard tho
Biggest Lucky Cat I ever got in Balatro. No new record for me, ante 16 seems to be my limit but this is probably the best game I had in a while, I didn't even get lucky with any good negatives and was still able to get this far.
>>34032173brev you should get a trim and moisturise it>>34032175>I'm malehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCEMzsulN4
>>34032124I'm not a woman but I find the right wing worship of her really cringeworthy.
>>34032177I still haven't played this and almost don't want to since every screenshot of it looks like a fake video game to me
>>34032136kangaroo placenta, milk and honey, avocados, ion color sealer (even if you don't color your hair)
>>34032177congrats mr. fat cat>>34032187if you want to play a real fat cat videogame play Garfield Kart>>34032188>kangaroo placentathis can't be real>>34030406>I'm listening to chinese rapwtf this actually goes hard lmao, I fw this <3>Music posthave some groovez I recorded this wk https://voca.ro/15ApohYSwCU7
>>34032126>Riding a dildoWhat a tremendously stupid act. Do men masturbate by holding their fist still and rocking the rest of their body into it?
>>34032173same cut too? yeah in that case i'm pretty sure the issue is the styling how do you style it rn? i'd suggest using hair mousse, scrunching it in right after washing the hair (no letting it air dry without product in it...) and then letting it dry that way without touching it further basically you need to give the individual hairs a chance to form smooth strands instead of drying in all kind of directions you should be able to get something like pic rel that way (ignore the cut or anything, just the texture)
>>34032192>Do men masturbate by holding their fist still and rocking the rest of their body into it?challenge accepted
>>34032192
>>34032192Men do in fact masturbate using fleshlights this way sometimes.
>>34032168I think what gets me off most is seeing him in pleasure, so whatever girl or positions make him cum the hardest would be my favorite too
>>34032195this hair is broccoli bussin bussin fr no capI second the mousse as another curlyhairfag, I used to just dab/bunch my hair in the towel after showering and then use the mousse before going outto each their own but I think getting that much off the sides just looks goofy if you're an adult lol
>>34032201which is why I said to ignore the cut and focus on the texture baka qt
>>34032187What do you mean fake?
>>34032173>>34032195>(ignore the cut or anything, just the texture)just read this part nvm lolI used to use something similar to picrel it worked wellbut yeah OP I'd mostly condition when you shower, and don't wash your hair every day/use a shower cap sometimesalso yeah the way you dry your hair is a gamechanger, don't rough it up with the towel, just dab/bunch it and let it airdry
>>34032200so the girl doesn't matter at all for you there and could very well be a sex doll?
>>34032204sorry reading comprehension is not my forte
>>34032208I mean, sure, that'll be worth a try too but I feel like a living sex doll would make him cum harder anyways, so I'd still prefer that
>>34032207>>34032213you shall be forgiven this time
>>34032078I'm Hispanic
>>34032205I mean that if I played it that the screenshots would lose their mystique. They look almost like picrel to me since I haven't played the game and don't know the rules
Femanons, are you finding enough time to masturbate among all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season?
>>34032218It's way less overwhelming at first. It's just playing basic poker hands, but eventually it gets insane.
>>34032217based and latinapilled>>34032216thanks boss>>34032218Thai market CD-ROM "99 games in 1" ahh screenshot
>>34032195>>34032173>>34032146My hair is so smooth my hair tie falls outI though it was because of the new conditioner I bought, because I had shampoo and no conditionerTurns out I had conditoner and no shampoo and double conditioned itTry that lol
>>34032218>semen remaining hmmm
>>34028953Women, where do you draw the line between a guy being playful vs being flirty? I think I'm mainly just joking around but I have had women read more into it in the past so I want to hear some opinions
>>34032218>Slow ascent immediately>return to surface immediately>fingerless gloves meter
>>34032222Barely. It feels like I'm not getting off enough, even masturbating at work sometimes.
>>34032222
>>34032192I do this with my pocket pussy while laying on my side in bed under the covers. I've never had romantic sex before but it feels like romantic sex.
>>34032226lol>>34032222I'm neither in chrismas nor masturbation mood
>>34032236It's like two weeks away and it doesn't feel like it at all
>>34032225>>34032227>>34032232Holy fucking Goddamn shit, how new are all of you? That picture is old as shit. Please kill yourselves at once.
Why do you disguise a general social thread as a Q&A
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being straight missionary sex and 10 being pamperchu, how fucked up is a vore fetish?
>>34032239I knew what it said before even opening but fingerless gloves meter is funny. Find some joy
>>34032230I'd go with my gut feeling and context clues >how often is he bantering with me >how intense is the bantering>is the bantering often subtly/not so subtly suggestive >is he also bantering with everyone else >does he seem to specifically seek out opportunities to banter with me more >does he seem to banter differently with me than other people, especially other girls stuff like that
>>34032240Why won't you fuck me
>>34032239I don't have it in me to bully newfriends in this specific thread. I'm just happy to have shared one of my favorite jpegs with them
>>34032239holy fuck you're a joyless creature, lol >you can only find memes funny you've never seem before>uhm ackschually I have seem this long before it was even known, I'm just that underground niche kys asap
>>34032248Forgot to answer >>34032207Thank you
>>34032251I demand everyone only be as much of a newfag as me (started browsing 4chan in '07 or '08).
>>34032245Good points, thank you anon
>>34032240why notgo away if you don't like it >>34032243as a fantasy, maybe a threeactually wanting to do that, 10
>>34032256oh snap bitch I have you beat. I'm the youngest oldfag (06 (I misremembered the infographic and also thought I was a newfag until just recently))
>>34032248>picyeah, I think mousse and no touching when drying will work well for you >how long really depends on your hair porosity and surrounding humidity, but maybe half an hour? you can speed it up by using a hair dryer with a diffuser but it might still generate some frizz, you'd have to use the lowest power setting and don't get too close or it will blow the hairs in all directions again something like pic rel also, experiment with what strength mousse you use, how much, air dry bs blow dry until you figure out exactly what works for your hair to get the results you wantgood luck!
>>34032238I still have to come up with gift ideas and I really don't want to
>>34032173*fire emojiwith blonde tips, but hide ya facr like john cena
talk to a nice girl todaydunno what she saidhuge tits though
>>34032266
>>34032266Girls don't like that be better
>>34032258>as a fantasy, maybe a threeReally that low? I guess there are far worse things out there. But yeah, just as a fantasy.
>>34032271there's different vore fantasies, so I suppose the details would matter too what specific fantasies are the?
>>34032250thats a no for me, dawg.
>>34032243What the fuck is pamperchu? As someone with a vore fetish, I want to know what the scale is.
>>34032277nta but I assumed diaper stuff
My Mexican neighbors are actually really nice people, /atoga//
my roommate just walked in on me posting here, kms>>34032226loolI second conditioning more than shampooing if you have thick hair that gets dry easily, but you still gotta shampoo regularly...>>34032239I've seen it before I was just memeing
anons, how does it make you feel that I can squeeze boobs at any moment if I wanted to and you can't?
>>34032263no one actually wants gifts
>>34032233NTA. What about your harem?
>>34032283a bit jelly but happy 4 u, have fun>>34032285I'd be happy with a card or just a hug on xmas(tho ngl £5 for beer would also be nice)
>>34032285yeah but if you don't get any, people think you don't give a shit about them and take it personal
>>34032283Mad envious. My wife used to let me touch her boobs at any time, but that stopped a long time ago. I'm surprised she still lets me grab her butt, honestly.
>>34032274kinda sexy, ngl
>>34032290does this really happenthe thought of my partner not wanting me to even touch them anymore horrifies me
>>34032277>>34032279Diaper stuff is just the beginning. He's into ageplay and possibly* actual kids.*iirc he was strung out on a lot of meth when the evidence for this came out so maybe he was just psychotic at the time. Probably not though.
>>34032295the fuck are you talking about? your dad?
Why am I unlovable
>>34032297...pamperchu is a person
>>34032298clingy
>>34032288>beermaybe dinner for the roomies and a glass of wine? not much of a beer girl.
>>34032289draw a picture or make them something homemade.. actually means more.
I enjoy being babied by women
>>34032299oh, that guy that got caught trying to fuck an underage girl and shitting his diapers? yeah, thats bad but unfortunately not the worst possible I'd say that's maybe an 8
>>34032298In my case I am a dumb unlovable himbo women get bored of after realizing i'm only good for sex and being a loyal caring partner
>>34032287We only really fuck on weekends. I see my gf more often, but I've gotten spoiled from dick.
>>34032292seeiously, i cry myself to sleep when this happens and i get ignored and rejected (allll the time)
>>34032304yeah, I was thinking thatmaybe sew and embroider some christmas ornaments and making beef jerky or something idk
do you think feds spend time on atoga like they do /x/ and /pol/?
>>34032192I hope so
>>34032292my exbf did this to me i almost killed myself
>>34032305you don't say>>34032312no
>>34032298for me its>low self esteem>below average attractiveness>fat>depressed>poor>bitter>target of bullying since grade school>kind of boringI don't have a lot of good traits to attract a mate
>>34032312They visit sometimes when the schizos are here.
>>34032315>nothat's just what a fed would say
>>34032298You are avoidant.
>>34032321that's it, getting your IP as we speak
>>34032292Its called marriage
>>34032283Indifferent. How does it make you feel that I can do the helicopter with my dick and make it flop around by flexing my abdominal muscles?
>>34032306>oh, that guy that got caught trying to fuck an underage girl and shitting his diapers?No. Pamps is a full blown lolcow who has been in the public eye for at least a decade. A screenshot of him discussing microwaving used diapers he stole still gets posted occasionally.
>>34032311probably but jerky sounds like a TOTAL whore move
>>34032327Shut the fuck up, black pill.
>>34032329indifferent, acing silly with your genitals dosen't arouse me
>>34032316only thing I'm not is fat
>>34032292It's just a slow transition over time. First they share your excitement for everything sexual, then you learn that you're slightly more sexual than they are but it's fine, then you learn that the difference is greater than you thought but they still always say yes when you initiate, then the first rejection comes but it's fine because they were realistically never going to say yes every time forever, and then the rejections become more common, and then you start initiating less, and then you start to feel like your sexual interest in them is an annoyance and you can only pray that maybe they'll be willing to have sex with you, and so on. If the changes happen slowly enough, over years, you never even notice them. It's only if you have old texts and such from the early days, showing that there was a time when she was eagerly looking forward to sucking your dick (which you can't even imagine now), that you can realize how far things have fallen.
>>34032331uhm what the heck? explain yourself or cap
>>34032322True
what are some obvious signs virgins give out that they are virgins?
>>34032335most brutal thing ive ever seen on this thread, damn that sounds awful
>>34032333But does it make you laff
>>34032334it sucks, I wish I could just never eat but its all I do, especially when I get sad over my state of being
Are you living the dream, anon?
>>34032338Speaking from experience: retardation and extreme fear of sexual intimacy
>>34032337Never forget, it's always a choice.
>>34032338big virgin energy
>>34032344I choose not to be now but I still have a lot of other problems But thats like saying you choose to be depressed or something, I can't control this as much as you think I can
>>34032332nta but everyone always thinks they are the exception and that people with marriage problems are just too retarded to not let it get to that until the day it happens to them and they realize that those issues aren't as simple as they seem from the outside and that they aren't just that superior to everyone else in a marriage with issues just because it sounds easy enough to them in theory
>>34032274>what specific fantasies are the?They usually involve being digested and death. I don't actually want to die, but for some reason I find the idea of being killed by someone for their pleasure and satisfaction really arousing.
>>34032342I'm living in a nightmare>>34032343gang shii
>>34032222Yeah, I don't really have anyone to spend the holidays with, so I have nothing better to do but game and goon.
>>34032340depends on my current mood, can make me laff or roll my eyes>>34032342yeah, the nightmare
>>34032345aka innocence
>>34032348As a fellow vore-enjoyer, man you're the worst. Well no, the worst are the weirdos who really enjoy the part about the prey getting pooped out at the end, but you're pretty bad.
>>34032283Incredibly frustrated, thanks.
>>34032347No, we know what the marriage problems are usually. It's lazy narcissistic men abusing women running whole households. The divorce attourneys know it, barack obama knows it.
>>34032351What games? Please don't be such a basic bitch that you say "Skyrim".
>>34032348in general I'd say wanting to be vored is less concerning for a partner, even though it does seem like a bit of a mental health red flag wanting to vore others tho seems like a bigger red flag to mewanting to be ingested and annihilated for the sake of total devotion and merging seems almost poetic in an erotic way, but if you wanted to cut up girls and make spaghetti bolognese out of them, that would be more problematic
>>34032359Why is it always men?
>>34032283i can do that too, there just would be consequences
>>34032342not yet, but I can kinda see it on the horizon which is pretty fuckin cool
>>34032359is that what you tell yourself why your relationships never work out? crazy victim complex you got there
>>34032312I think so, my mom's a cop and she's talked about 4chan lmao>>34032353I guess that's one way to put itthis guy's on the money tho desu >>34032343>>34032359>attourneysalso>>34032366tfw she says>lazy narcissisticthe pot doth call the kettle black methinks
>>34032346>But thats like saying you choose to be depressed or somethingNo, it's not at all.And talking with random people on the internet is not not being avoidant. What counts is how you are towards people you know privately.
>>34032354Nigga that's just what happens when you eat someone/something. It's inevitable.>>34032361>even though it does seem like a bit of a mental health red flagYou're right about that.https://youtu.be/-WCTQrMep7A
>>34032369I didn't say it was
>>34032367>I think so, my mom's a cop and she's talked about 4chan lmaoO_OOoOOOO
>>34032370concerning vid but then again, aren't we all a bit crazy if we're honest
>>34032342No. I wonder what my fren is up to these days and if he ever comes to atoga.
>>34032361>>34032370I used to frequent the SS13 vore server as predator a lot. Its just an extension of sub/dom dynamics. I like being in control. Has the same issue most fetishes do where 9/10 people are subs though
>>34032376does that mean I could make a lot of money by acting dommy?
>>34032372>O_OOoOOOOhello mr. ghost>>34032376>I used to frequent the SS13 vore server as predator a lotsometimes I think I'm mentally ill then I see things like this
>>34032371Right.
>>34032376Are you male or female?
>>34032378Maybe. I dunno. I don't do paypiggies shit.>>34032379Its just an outlet to fap bro, don't think about it too much.>>34032381Male obv.
>>34032380And how do you think I'm conducting myself with people in real life
>>34032351>Yeah, I don't really have anyone to spend the holidays with, That sucks. I was alone last year. >so I have nothing better to do but game and goon.With the right mods you can do both.I'm not >>34032360But is Skyrim still basic bitch when it came out almost 15 years ago?
>>34032379it's not a ghost omg. it's just excessive SHOCKthe small o is supposed to be an eye twitch btw
>>34032312the thread that qt posts in? yes at least one of the five eyes is definitely looking at it lmaothe feds definitely also spend time on /k/, /int/, /tv/, /mu/ and /v/. they probably have at least one set of eyes on every board
>>34032383I wouldn't know and I expect you to not talk about it considering how vague you were already with the first post.
>>34032382>paypiggies shit man, I'm just broke
>>34032387You can ask then instead of making assumptions about me
>>34032359Obama also knew about the kids being raped by Epstein and his associates. Yet he did nothing.
>>34032386>muhuh. why? becuase of like incelcore shcool shooters?
>>34032338Its either extreme neediness or extreme 'haha i am totally not attracted to or want to have sex with you'(everyone sees through this).
>>34032360I'm finally getting around to playing South of Midnight next week. Still playing Cyberpunk right now.>>34032384I occasionally play porn games, but I don't do those kinds of mods in my games. It's like putting in extra work to get the worst of both worlds.
>>34032391because it's a board about pop culture
>>34032395oh.
>>34032389Why?If you want an actual opinion, you could put some effort into your posts.
>>34032393>It's like putting in extra work to get the worst of both worlds.That's true. Actual porn is really efficient too.
>>34032359It happen erry time.Solution is to never marry so she stays on her game
>>34032393>Still playing Cyberpunk right now.NTA. I've never played it, but Judy is so hot.
>>34032384>Skyrim still basic bitch when it came out almost 15 years ago?Yes. There are lots of women who literally play only Skyrim. My ex dumped me like 8 years ago and I'm pretty sure she plays nothing but Skyrim to this day. They just find it comfy and refuse to move on to anything else when they could just play Skyrim again.
>>34032393whats ur build in cyberpunk? i love the monowire and smartguns
A girl once said to me, "hello"I said"a blurhburhgh?uhhhh?Uhhh? mmmm*cough*hi-l-fuck FUCK FIUCK!!!!!!!!*cries a little*Think I nailed it.
>>34032396do you understand though?
>>34032379>hello mr. ghostGET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER! Cans.wav
>>34032405very reddit of you
>>34032409I have a very vague memory of the whole rage comic thing, it was already very normie by the time I was seeing it.
>>34032403I've never played it. I'm a Kirkbride chud that lost interest after vanilla oblivion.
>>34032411I remember thinking it escaped containment so quickly back then
>>34032402I am using the console to romance Panam as a female V. She's ride or die and everyone needs someone like that in their life. I am also in the minority of people that actually like River.>>34032404Techie build. So heavy in reflexes for the SMG perks and then Cool and Intelligence. The nice part is I can literally just use ping and kill everyone through the walls.
>>34032411>>34032417my honest reaction
I did a bunch of work and I have enough time to see the kill bill whole bloody affair tonight but I alr canceled on those plans with that guy, bc I wasn’t sure how today would go ugh. And it’s too late to hit him up again to be like - uh, actually - lol. What do?
>>34032409NTA. I have a vague childhood memory that women were called lizards before rage comics were a thing. But I've never seen anyone else acknowledge it, so I might be schizo.
>>34032421I am Literally Derpina
>>34032423or maybe you just had a weird af family
>>34032424plap
>>34032424that's unfortunate
>>34032421I 'member when the freakin' troll face was Cool Face... and by gum we liked it that way
>>34032422>What do?you literally have no options
>>34032422Be less retarded next time
>>34032428I imagine our grandparents felt the same way about their war stories
>>34030599Because they arent a nuisance when they come DTF
>>34032431These are some vintage memes in here.They'd certainly go well with my vintage pokemon valentines.
>>34032429I could go alone but it feels wrong doing that. Oh well.>>34032430Shut the fuck up
Finna goon, brb.
>>34030605Accidentally raped my wife
>>34032420>tech, pinghell yeah, nice.>riveri like him but he sometimes feels like idk out of place? also i don't like his jacket lol
>>34032431I used to hang out with a war vet (he was in the army and then the air force as a mechanic) and he was like my fave guy to talk to in my life. Shame he dieded.I remember him telling me about that one time he killed a child and how it was the only time he felt really bad about killing someone
>>34032431I'll take this as an excuse to show the kids Cool FaceI think this is unfortunately what planted the seed in my brain to pursue an illustrious and fast-paced weed smoking career in my teens and twentiesThis completely supplanted the original appearance of troll face in my memories. I always forget that LOL I TROL U is where it came from
>>34032442:(
>>34032447>>34032447>>34032447
>>34032441I read a fic about him having a huge dick and V's internal monologue was about how you'd have to have BDE to wear that goofy ass coat.
>>34032425I meant online. Context, anon.
>>34032420Oh, is this KA? I have a porn rec
>>34032422Weren't you the anon you said you didn't really like him and that he was only wanting to date you because of your looks yesterday? I think you did both you and him a favor by canceling.
>>34032488She's such a bitch lol
>>34032403>There are lots of women who literally play only Skyrim. My ex dumped me like 8 years ago and I'm pretty sure she plays nothing but Skyrim to this dayKek. No wonder it left a bad taste
>>34032488She's only cancelled this one she'll keep leading him on
>>34032533How do you know?
>>34032488desu i have never dated for "looks" and would never. that is superficial. i only have ever WANTED to date someone because of personality and chemistry
>>34032541because i told her to
>>34032543very curious about the first link but it leads nowhere
>>34032648Based mean girl. Doesn't mean she'll listen tho
>>34032543She left because guys like (You) creeped her out.
