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>>34084274I WILL spam images/vids and you WILL not because the limit will be reached quickly
>>34084278>>34084277?
>>34084277Hot for sure, but not anything exceptional
would you date a girl who lets you know shes freaky but sex is terrifying and wants to move slow because shes never done it before
>>34084281Yeah, i would know how to fix that (getting drunk together)
Boys,Why did you choose to become emo, instead of a human being?
>>34084274merry christmas to all flat women <3
>>34084281For sure. I think waiting to have sex till marriage is based, it forces us to focus on defining are values and what's important for us for maintaining a lifelong relationship.Sex without the intimacy part kinda sucks anyway.
>>34084281Yes
Why are there so few female rapists?
im working at a nightclub tonight
>>34084284I'm not emo, I'm just depressed
Plappy holidays!
>>34084277Those glasses do not fit her face at all. She's being a quirkchungus.
man now I need a belt even for my tight jeans, nobody told me losing weight was going to be so inconvenient
>>34084277she got fat
>>34084294Go be a fat fuck somewhere else.
>>34084294Yeah and she's massively fucking hot so being a quirkchungus is fine, lookism wins again.
>>34084281would you accept 1 million dollars ass questionI see this not being optimal for coombrained manwhores who stack bodies week to week but otherwise nobody is rejecting that.I'm with my gf a little over a year and she didn't even let me know she is freaky, we just sloowly kept discovering along the way that she likes me so much that she is into trying everything. Had our first intercourse on saturday (both virgin) and it was in her ass.
>>34084284Metalheads are not emo. Although they both like to dress wierdly, be outcasts and joke about death, gore and suicide.
Merry Christmas and a happy holidays! State gender. Would you date friend/person of interest who openly states they’re a whore or talks about their sexscapades openly, without you even asking ?
>>34084294Isn't that what you are?
how difficult is it to find a girl who's really not that into sex?affection, cuddles, all that shit is fine. Just the sex maybe more less often if possible
>>34084286Merry christmas to you too, anon!
I'm horny!
>>34084281No. I am a pervert freak myself and I refuse to ever let that into the bedroom, I do not want corrosive sex-desires to pollute the purity of my love for a person If I care enough for them to be in bed with me.Frankly I almost wish I was asexual, as autistic as that sounds
>>34084304No, whores are for fucking, not good as girlfriends. The only exception is if they're rich af, but that's a long shot.
>>34084303>Metalheads are not emo.If you wear black and dress alternative, you're emo.
>>34084307Find a woman on birth control, especially the combo pill.
>>34084304>would you date a whoreIt's so blatantly obvious a woman is asking this, or some buck broken beta
>>34084299She has always been well endowed and it fits her great.
Merry Christmas to the blonde femanons
Women. What would you say if your boyfriend , who you’ve only known with a beard, shaved his beard , and was clearly uglier?
6 years ago for me, everything was starting to look up. And now 6 years later it's all fucked up.
>>34084314Sure. Metal is usually not expressive like that. It's more about the content of the music.
>>34084319What do you say to the more attractive femanons, like brunettes or those with black hair?
>>34084307I want to ask the same question but that namefag always bombards me with men only want sex
>>34084304Yes because I'm a pathetic simp that unironically forgave my first gf for turning me into a literal cuck and forgave her infidelities. But I do not endorse my own nature, and would harshly judge any friend of mine that lowered themselves to my level/standards.
>>34084281Highly depends what she means by "freaky", but waiting until marriage isn't negotiable. If she won't or can't do that, it's a no.
>>34084307Not very. Most of the women I know are more interested in emotional intimacy and are meh about sex. It's more common than you'd think
>>34084324>black haired or brunettes>more attractivelmao
>>34084300>>34084301>>34084305It wasn't a diss you fucking simps.
I'm 36, how can I de-age myself so I look 18 years younger (specifically 18) again?
>>34084304How does she say it and what has she said publically?
>>34084319sorry but redheads are the superior kind of women followed by women with dark hair
>>34084329God, imagine how pretty she'd be with dark brown hair.
>>34084330I didn't think you were dissing her and I'm not simping for her/supporting her personality. I just wanted to whine about lookism, nothing more.
>>34084330Yes, it was.
>>34084331Why?
>>34084320He's not uglier without a beard. I've seen the pics. And the ps2 graphic looking ID card.
>>34084304Male> Would you date friendNo, because I don't want to be friends with women. I'm polite and friendly, but I keep my distance with any woman I'm not in a relationship with.>who openly states they’re a whoreAbsolutely disgusting. Wouldn't even be friends with a dude if he acted like this.
>>34084338I hate aging and getting older. And I would feel more comfortable if other people assumed I was just starting out in life instead of that I'm a 36 year old failure to launch.
>>34084332She’ll openly start conversations like “so last night I was with this guy at -insert club name- and we hitched it off quickly” or will just randomly say “I’m horny, I wish that guy from a couple months ago was here right now).And this is a regular occurrence/
>>34084328i feel hope
We always hear about male pov on incest, especially on this website.Women itt (if that's a thing), do you have anything to confess? Any fantasies or, "God forbid", experiences?
>>34084343She doesn't seem like somebody who is interested in dating and being monogamous, no?
>>34084348She is, you just have to be the special guy to be with
>>34084343Seems like a particularly boring and tasteless person, I'd rather not associate with them in general, all moral judgements aside.
>>34084342>I'm a 36 year old failure to launch.That would just mean you'll be a 36 year old failure... who wasn't even able take advantage of looking younger, no?>>34084351I don't think that's like, I probably would not assume she is even interested in something like that.
>>34084307>how difficult is it to find a girl who's really not that into sex?In this day and age none of them are interested in sex past the age of 25 because of their shitty lifestyle, abuse of birth control and ssri's.
>>34084304Fno... I've met guys like that and they're really not my thing. I don't like talking about sex irl anyway
>>34084354>like*likely
>>34084282i drive a mazda 6 and yeah i would like to do more trips i live in germany so im thinking of going to heidelberg castle in like february or march when its getting a bit warmer outside
>>34084359Nah, one day a realization came to me that it's only dudes openly admitting to this shit on the internet. Even twitter. So I became curious to see the dark side of the moon.
>>34084347No comment
Need to spoon with someone and fall asleep in their cold embrace
>>34084367There’s degenerate women too. They’re just smarter about it and more low-key. I worked at a local high school and the amount of predator female teachers was astounding. On the surface you wouldn’t assume they were creepy.
>>34084367the only one admitting this is you, ive never seen anyone here admit this, you degenerate subhuman
Why do girls give their hearts away to bad men on xmas
>>34084373>>34084372>diginiritEverything is degenerate to you, right?
>>34084367As with most fetishistic stuff online, I can only imagine it's a largely porn-twisted depiction of reality which would not exist were it not for porn mutating the tastes and perceptions of people.Nothing new under the sun, all porn and the internet do is enable a newfound release valve for topics of discussion that would be unfit for normal conversation and social circles. The toasterfucker meme is basically the purest encapsulation of this effect I know of, it's perfect.
is social pressure a thing why you wouldn't follow up on a guy?
>>34084373Why are you seething so much about this?
>>34084379No, it's because I'm not gay.
>>34084370bro spooning with a corpse
>>34084385Women's hands are really cold
Tonight we drink with the gods. Christmas is a pagan tradition.
>>34084354>That would just mean you'll be a 36 year old failure... who wasn't even able take advantage of looking younger, no?Yeah but I can at least pass as someone starting out and make people who don't know me think I'm a prodigy if they don't ask my age.
need a gf so we can cuddle on top of a grave
>>34084385I’m a corpse too. I’m cold. Need a cold zombie gf.
>>34084362>i live in germanyThe town squares there always suck ass, there's a fucking McDonald's and a KFC everywhere and no local businesses.
hate christmas I wish I could be working right now
>>34084390>at least pass as someone starting outAbsolutely not.
>>34084388You must not allow yourself to be seduced by the pagan deviltry of the "Christ's-Mass" season.
christmas is going to suck. hate family gatherings.
Men, what do you think about jessica kirk being a russian asset?It makes sense. After all, T.Dump is a big russian gobbler too.
Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
I think a hug from HER would be a nice christmas gift
>>34084399>>34084388Watch Midnight Mass.
>>34084407based, americans are dumb and should just give up
>>34084377Internet is merely a tool that connects likeminded people. If it ceased to exist, dudes with hot moms would still want to fuck them, they just wouldn't have anybody to talk with about it.
State genderSincerely, what do you want for Christmas?
>>34084414MFind some to punch as hard as I can
>>34084414Meither a peaceful death or my scottish ex gf back
>>34084414MaleHealth for all people dear to me, and diligence to study and finish my EE degree.
>>34084414A bigger dick and a brain that isn't mentally ill. I will get both, or I will simply need to entertain the idea that Santa may not exist.
>>34084414mthat big powerball jackpot or to die in my sleep
>>34084414Nothing.
>>34084376>bro fucking my mom is totally not degenerate are you retarded by chance?
>>34084414MFor her to be alright.
>>34084407There's a lot of cruelty in those eyes
>>34084381im not seething im saying what it is, subhuman
I hate how women don’t like sex. I’m 6’5 and I’m pretty attractive but I’ve had girlfriends turn down sex for long stints after the honeymoon phase. During the honeymoon phase they’re usually very horny
>>34084414An enthusiastic blowjob. I'm not memeing. I haven't gotten a bowjob even once this year, despite being with a woman who bragged about her oral fixation when we were first getting together. Getting a blowjob for special occasions would at least mean I'd get a blowjob sometimes. That said, I wouldn't actually make her do that for me. I just wish it would happen.
do (you) love me?
>>34084431nobody gives a fuck about your height and you probably never have sex anyways
>>34084414MFor it to be ok
>>34084426Except nobody mentioned momfucking at that point. You simply kept lashing out on a dude asking the question from neutral standpoint (whatever his real opinion might be)
>>34084414Msincerely not a damn thing within reason. there are some small things that are too complicated to explain to anyone who doesn't already know and some larger things that I might buy for myself but are too extravagant and weighted with social freight to be gifted.
>>34084438>a dude asking the question from neutral standpointHe's a gooner hoping for stories/ERP.
State gender, thoughts on the following>Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
>>34084444Write normally.
>>34084444msounds gay
>>34084446>>34084447It's from Ecclesiastes...
>>34084440>too ... weighted with social freightPlease explain.
GendersIf you discovered accidentally that your partner was into something you find disgusting and unappealing, but they never actually told you or demanded you participate, would you care? Or would you simply pretend not to know and go about it as if nothing happened? The fetish/desire isn't purely immoral, just wildly unappealing to your own desires.
>>34084449Why would I know whatever the fuck that is supposed to be.Fuck off.
>>34084449you picked it out faggot
>>34084449Which translation?
>>34084443You can say that for 70% of the sex related questions.
>>34084452>would you care?No.
>>34084414FRegular classes with a high end male escort to teach me to have vaginal orgasms
>>34084452>The fetish/desire isn't purely immoralWhat would example of a disgusting amoral fetish be? Don't tell me scat
>>34084410The show about the vampire priest? I thought that was dumb as shit.
>>34084458The point is that it isn't a neutral, innocent question.
>>34084452Depends. If it's something that makes me think less of them? Absolutely I might leave them or be upset. Stuff like cuck fetishes, DDLG, etc indicates personal issues in my opinion. I wouldn't leave them but I would be worried about their mental health and how honest they're being with me about who they are.
>>34084456KJV
>>34084460>can wish for anything>wishes for an escort instead of a boyfriend/fuckbuddy that's just really good in bed
>>34084452M>The fetish/desire isn't purely immoral, just wildly unappealing to your own desires.I can't say without the actual fetish.If it's fucking children, then I most likely want nothing to do with them anymore.If it's getting shat and pissed on, then I would probably just ignore it. If my partner never brought it up, then it's likely not as integral to her.
I want to put my cock inside a femanon for christmas
>>34084463And who's the arbiter of that?
What gift do you want this Christmas?
>>34084466An anon recommended NIV to me once on the grounds that it is more approachable, which I have found to be true. Perhaps consider it next time you'd like to discuss scripture.
>>34084414Fclear skin
>>34084460you frame it as though its a skill you need to learn yourself.. dont women just naturally cum if the guy is doing a good job? i dont get what you mean by classes and teaching
>I'm totally married/have a relationship!>she says as she posts on 4chan for hours on end on Christmas Eve
>>34084480Niv is subversive and takes liberty to literally alter the contexts of the verses
>>34084314Metalheads dressed like that when emo fags were still swimming in their daddy's nutsackunironic Stolen Valour
>>34084493I agree with you but KJV did the same thing. If you want the actual real meaning of the bible you're going to have to learn ancient Hebrew for the OT and ancient Greek for the NT.
>>34084492As a married man, I'm posting on 4chan to pass the time while my daughter is watching kids shows. (It's Christmas Eve, she can watch extra TV.)
>>34084493Wasn't KJV specifically intended to benefit James politically?
>>34084498Nah, septuagint is enough
women why do you like feminizing your male friends?
Get those hands in the air!
>>34084467I thought it had to be something that could technically be provided as a present. If I can wish for truly anything I'll take immortality and the Death Note>>34084489Maybe some do. Clit orgasms work like that but it took me years to learn to give myself a vaginal orgasm and I wasn't able to do it during sex
>>34084508The women I work with encourage me to have a face care routine even though I use the same towel for my balls and face after a shower and my skin is still infinitely clearer than theirs
>>34084506there's a reason why for most of Christian history there weren't even any official translations of the bible available, and why until the 20th century you were still expected to learn Latin and Greek if you wanted to consider yourself a scholar.
>>34084508masculinity is now culturally associated with infidelity, violence, ineptitude, unfeeling/unloving personalitiesfeminization of a male psyche is a way to sanitize the presumed ugliness of the male brain into something palatable and personable. Sort of like a token woman.
>>34084515no I don't mean skin care, that's fine I mean I had one friend in middle tell me I should try wearing high heels after commenting how hard and uncomfortable it looks to walk with those and then another girl that was sitting behind me started braiding my hair, actually my mom did the same thing once and even then I thought it was weird and it felt wrong, then my ex wanted me to wear panties for her what the fuck is wrong with women?
>>34084508Because socializing is really boring and I like to mix things up. I also like to pretend my female friends are moids. I'm afraid that might've caused my childhood bestie to spiral and troon out.
>>34084414MaleI want to talk with her again.
>>34084525well uh have you thought of not doing that? have you thought of maybe trying a hobby with your friends or something?
>>34084501Yes, that's why it includes lines about un-aliving queer men even though King James I himself was a real man servant in the bedroom.
>>34084522No shit a scholar has to know the source material
Foid is all alone on Christmas :(https://youtu.be/6usjLSfszEc?si=fA86VsIiMlItOYDj
>>34084536pederasty and catamacy are true masculinity, amigo
>>34084451just have chatgpt make something up that aligns with your thesis well enough to publish. that is what you're going to do anyway.
>>34084541and if a man asked her out she would say no. no woman is truly alone
>>34084534Hobbies are expensive. Can you fix the economy?And besides, making your bf wear your panties should be harmless fun. It's not my fault people's identities are so easily shaken.
>>34084536>un-alivingKill yourself, bait or not.
>>34084444idk but I love the number 4 that's all really
>>34084551hey man it's fucking christmas, be a little nicer
>>34084546Would you say yes if a man asked you out?
>>34084555No. The embarrassing corruption of language into infantile terms like "un-alive" is disgusting and unacceptable.
>>34084550well... I won't lie my gf wanting me to do that was kinda hot but my question is: is every woman like that? or do I just attract weirdos? also you could play videogames with your friends there's a lot of ways to get free games
>>34084555if I'm alone and miserable, so should everyone else be.
>>34084559if I were a heterosexual woman actually looking for a partner? probably.
>no merry Christmas message from my crushHoly fuck it's so fucking over. I'm crying holy shit I'm fucking worthless
>>34084435Shut up manlet
>>34084560Blame the advertising industry.
>>34084431I smell a smelly smell of you don't like women that much and they know that so they stop fucking you.
>>34084433I love him very much. And I wish him a Merry Christmas.
>>34084452MaleYes, I would care. How I react depends on what it is and how much she indulged in it, but me nuking the relationship over it is a real possibility. I would also be more upset if it were something she knew I disapproved of but kept buried out of fear; the proper response is to either be honest or break up if she doesn't want to go through the hassle of me potentially flipping out.>The fetish/desire isn't purely immoral, just wildly unappealing to your own desiresI have a hard time thinking of something I'm disgusted by that isn't also immoral to some extent. That's why breaking up immediately comes to mind for things like>incest>nonmonogamy>bdsm and/or degredation>bestiality/miscegenation>scatThe only thing I *might* tolerate is a never-acted-upon symptom of low self-esteem, like cuckqueening or non-dangerous/permanent masochism. And even here, only if she never asks for it because she realizes why she has it and why it's wrong. If she asks, I'm out.
I want to lay my head on a cute femanon's tummy and fall asleep while listening to her stomach gurgles
Should I go out for pizza?
I'm literally going to start fucking trannies, that's how mindbroken I am from having my heart broken by women
>>34084566Most heterosexual women looking for partners say no though. I don't feel less lonely hanging out with some obsequious creep desperately trying to nut in my ass. But if you think you would, there's always grindr.
>>34084590What makes you think they can't break your heart?
Is it pathetic that most of my motivation to be a better social citizen is due to my girlfriend? When I’m single I couldn’t give a shit about progressing my career, buying a house, etc. I just go to work, play my games, do my hobbies, then travel. Pretty simple life. Little worries outside of paying my bills and helping my family.I’m now with my girlfriend of 2 years and I feel like a whole different person once we started dating. I’m actually trying to push my career forward, figuring out the financials to eventually get a house and have a family, etc.
Do you think the idea of sexual incompatibility is really that big of a problem that actually happens often, or is that narrative largely just insecurity being amplified via the internet? Both genders.
>>34084599that's just being human
>>34084452I need to be told. Point blank. I do not want any air of mystery between us or I'm going to assume cheating/dishonesty in the same breath and leave. It would be fine for them to have it and me not participate, unless it's seriously dark and I should leave to not be implicated.>it's not immoralIf it's light hearted weird shit then it's most likely something I could potentially indulge.
>>34084603I dont understand this mindset at allif my gf is into weird shit that we're assuming I wont like at face value, as long as it isnt something truly dark I just want her to keep it to herself.
>>34084598Because I'm incapable of loving them the same way. I just see them as fuck toys
Women, why are you like this?
>>34084414I just want other people's lives to get better. I'm truely out of whimsy.
Men just want one thing for Christmas and it's disgustinghttps://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4
>>34084613This looks worse than the shit I took after lunch today. Kill yourself.
>>34084613all men want for christmas is for you to stop posting your dirty worthless links in this thread that no one is going to click on
I'm sorry for asking so many stupid questions, I'm sorry for the arguments I've gotten into with people, I'll try to better my behavior, much love and cheers to you all. Have a Merry Christmas!
>>34084623it's ok anonwe forgive younone of us are free from sin
>>34084623>I'll try to better my behavior,Make it worse instead.
>>34084613>men want [wildly unrealistic depiction of femininity because they dont actually want a real human, only the fantasy of one they've got in their heads]many such cases
>>34084607I've heard a lot of wild quirkchungus fetishes that dudes have been shamed to death for being strange and it's just like a clowngirls, or ice play. NbdAs long as there's no like real riskplay stuff it's kinda tame and could even be fun.
>>34084610BOYAQUARIUM
>>34084629I assumed it was geared toward stuff you wouldnt wanna do otherwise whatsoever. Like those dudes who get their gfs to fuck other guys in front of them and it destroys their relationships longterm. If my GF wanted to wear a clown mask or some dumb shit I would do it, but that didn't seem like an interesting question anyway/
>>34084574Wym? I love women
>>34084638Yeah that's what I would have thought until they mentioned it not being immoral. Which the fucking other dudes would obviously imply immoralism from a monogamous lense. Because I am assuming the poster is monogamous and not non at all.
>>34084610The gay hockey slop show is for fujo pervs, Pluribus is real queer telekino.
>>34084650Pluribus is slop too. Not as rancid but garbage nonetheless, Gilligan has totally lost it.
>>34084452M, considering some of the weird freaky shit I'm into, Itd be unfair of me to be intolerant of it
>>34084653Like?
>>34084426brotha with an ugly mom seething. Don't judge, lest you be judged because... *looks at picrel*... umm... yeah
>>34084652Wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh07rhLuMUs
>>34084653thisfinding a girl i like who will look past my pervy brain is my ultimate fantasy anyway, i dont need her to do a single special thing for me tbqh. in fact as long as it isnt evil or going to permanently harm anyone, i doubt theres much I wouldn't do if it made her get off and made us more intimately connected
>>34084601MaleIt is a real thing, but it's easily solvable by restraint and communication, much more so than by having sex first and asking questions later.Big difference in sex drives? Easy to spot early on, especially when people with higher libidos will just get frustrated and leave if they don't get sex without commitment. Compare to the fornicator's "solution" of having sex a lot at first, the sex tapering off with time, and then the higher libido partner getting frustrated and leaving anyway, but only after they invested time and energy into it.Nasty fetish? Not only is this more common among those with high libidos, but fetishists themselves will tell you how important it is to communicate before you do something like stick a vegetable in their backside during sex.Actual deformity? Very rare, anyone with a shred of honesty will say so beforehand, and even if they didn't, it would be obvious before anything actually happened.Only the first issue is actually common, and it's only common *because* of how many people have sex outside of marriage.tl;drThe vast majority of it is a rationalization by promiscuous people so they can pretend like acting on impulse is actually "smart".
>>34084603Your bf having a secret mermaid sex fantasy isn't an "air of mystery" that needs to be cleared. That's like demanding to know if and when and why and how your bf picks his nose. You definitely don't need to see and know everything about your partner.
>>34084661i'm fucked up but I wouldn't wish for a fucked up wife. I don't want to exacerbate retarded part of me, I want to dull it out and not indulge in it. You could say Im a hypocrite in that regard
>>34084660I stopped watching that show after like the fifth episode because the pacing is just flat out an insult to the audiences intelligencewhy does it take an entire episode for carol to do something as monotonous as dig a hole in her backyard?
>>34084601I think it happens more often than not and no one talks about it because it's normalized for women to feel too ashamed to ask for foreplay or orgasms while it's perfectly OK for men to get big mad and at least consider cheating if they can't have raw sex and deepthroat and anal
>>34084672>it's perfectly OK for men to get big mad and at least consider cheating if they can't have raw sex and deepthroat and analWhat the fuck kind of bullshit is this? This is absolutely not OK from men's angle. Who the fuck kind of men are you chatting to?The only time society deems it even a little OK for men to cheat is when they don't get sex at all from their partners.
>>34084672>because it's normalized for women to feel too ashamed to ask for foreplay or orgasmsif you're 60 maybeeating women out is seen as nigh-mandatory by people my age and I have never once met a guy in any conversation about sex express resentment towards it whatsoever (myself included: eating girls out is heavenly), you live in an absolute bubble of confirmation biases.
>>34084677>baited
>>34084672> perfectly OK for men to get big mad and at least consider cheating if they can't have raw sex and deepthroat and analOn what planet are these subhumans anything but?I wish women would just drop these retards instead of pandering to them and pretending it's normal. If it's "OK", it's because their partners let them get away with it.
>>34084672men bad, women goodis that your answer to every other question in existence as well?
Why are you posting ITT on Christmas Eve?
>>34084686it's Christmas day for me actuallywaiting for family to come over in a couple hours
>>34084686I'm Jewish.
The two beauty standards that are forced on men (height and hair) are ten times more ruthless than all the microstandards forced on women buy society isn't woke enough to discuss this yet.
>>34084601I think it happens a lot and people gaslight themselves into accepting that they must lie to their partner and cheat in order to be fulfilled instead of accepting that their cutetsy first love was not their one. Yes that's dark but I think living a lie is a worse existence than even mine.
>>34084686I'm alone *slits my throat*
>>34084347Mhm fucked my sister many times
Should a guy pluck their eyebrows BTW or is it a bit gay
I think being unemployed is my only chance to get a girlfriend who really loves me. I think my ex left me because even though I had plenty of money to spend on her, and she didn't want kids cause she had fertility issues, she didn't like me being unemployed. And I think when I was working my other ex left me when I hinted at getting laid off soon. Then she dumped me and 6 months later the company shut down. I want to niggermax. Unemployed broke niggers manage to attract women somehow. Okay, whatever that is, I want to do it. I'm working on getting /fit/. I want to inspire genuine lust. Im sorry but if I can't do that then I give up. I am not going to be betabucks. Im sorry if this sounds gross or like an incel. The two women I had relationships with had no problem with me. They thought I was kind and attentive. I don't harbor bitterness toward them. But I can't have another relationship like that. If I am too "chopped" to ever inspire lust then I give up. If I can't get a long term gf while unemployed who is truly ride or die, then I will never trust the girl I get once my career is back on the rails (and hopefully with more education, much better).
>>34084697>Should a guy pluck their eyebrows ByTheWayWut
>>34084692>>34084601wtf does it even mean? penis size issue?
>>34084686I live alone and have nothing better to do. I'm seeing friends tomorrow.
>>34084699>I think being employed is my only chance to get a girlfriend who really loves me.FtfyYou're a retard.
>>34084686It's actually Christmas here but my family had it a few days early because of scheduling issues so I'm just chilling now.
>>34084705It means adequate frequency, communication skills, boundary respect, and genuine consent and not coercion.
I want to be raped by femanon
>>34084713Shut up, cunt.
>>34084713In da butt?
>>34084714shut me up yourself bitch >:(>>34084715um maybe
>>34084700Nvm my fren in the party is doing it lelWaaa I have to be up at 9am to clean the house and then meet some ppl at pub My friend's milf mom is coming over later though that'll be funHave a good Xmas guysssss
>>34084686I'm posting from my phone at the table.
>>34084686Drunk in the party rn, will never be a norm tho
>>34084725Based
>>34084723Oh, he's drunk again.
GenderShould I start treating future gfs terribly? For example, the last two women that I dated told me they never received a gift from their previous boyfriends for their birthday and were surprised when I got them something and yet they still found reasons to complain about me and withhold sex as a form of punishment. I bet they didn’t do that with the men that treated them bad so why should I go out of my way to be decent when I can min max everything and reap all of the rewards of being in a relationship with 0 effort to maintain it or care about the woman I’m with?
>>34084723How drunk are you?
I am the only poster hewre with no friends
>>34084730The other reasons you were awful are the reasons why you shouldn't have a gf if you can't be a better person.
>>34084723Mate you're completely fucked up rn.
>>34084732You could have a friend here.
>>34084732I don't have any friends, but I am married, so you're probably still worse.
>>34084732You think anyone with friends would be here?
>>34084737online friends don't count.>>34084739yes a lot of you talk about going to parties and hanging out with people
>>34084740Oh well then you won't learn to have friends if you can't practice how bad at socializing you are.
>>34084734You are unwed and have a child. Never respond to me again
>>34084743socializing here has nothing to do with socializing in person.
>>34084744You are unwed and don't have a child, so technically I am doing better than you.>don't respond to meNo.
Brown matches with red, right?
>>34084747You can ask your confusing irl socializing questions here too instead of at AI.
>>34084333we can compromise on the redheads as they're also equal to blondes at least
I sent my ex a christmas present and she's been blowing up my phone with texts since and at first I was just responding with smileys but now I've been responding with just dick pics. She's begging me to come over but I know she's been seeing somebody. How do I hoe-hoe-hoe this witch?
>>34084748Do you even have custody of your child?
>>34084750It can, but it can also not at the same time. There are both warm browns and cool browns.
Redheads get treated rougher during sex than blondes. Weird but it's true.
bro i just farted
>>34084762Put a cork in it.
>>34084761but do they like it?
>>34084761Redheads require rougher sex, thats whythey're born with fire
>>34084756I'm not indulging your inquiries on 4chan, you're pathetic.
>>34084761It's because they're crazy and will fight back.
>>34084753She’s been fucking other guys and you gave her a Christmas present? Dude…
>>34084756She doesn't.
>>34084761redheads deserve to have their neck choked and their mouth covered while they get pounded
>want to be a dominant, super masculine dude in bed>tiny dickirony is funny i wont lie
>>34084729Dudette I'm always fkedActually that's one of my new year rezzes to be sober more and keep a steady job instead of being a freezerI'm watching regular show rn with a couple of gals who are tired tho and it's pretty kewlll Also I made lasagna earlier and it's p goodTalk to ya later valkie xoxo>>34084735Hydm my drilla>>34084750Dude idk man don't shit on your ciggies
>>34084774Gorillas have tiny dicks, but they'd absolutely kick any guy's ass.
For menWhat is your opinion of women who have a lot of sex toys? Like a lot. Also, are there any you would find more endearing/sexy/disgusting than another?
And thats midnight mass done for this yearit was gooddid you go atoga?
>suddenly sad out of nowheredangit... :(
>>34084776well thats true but i want to be assertive and sexy and stuff not beat women to death in a chimpout rage. so i dont think that will help here
>>34084771I swear to God if you tell me she had the kid with a black guy.
>>34084775>Also I made lasagna earlier and it's p goodOh no. How did I make shells and manicotti tonight for dinner. Ffs no way. >Talk to ya later valkie xoxoHave a good time, dude.
>>34084779I honestly dont careif it keeps her from demanding sex from me its all gucci
>>34084765ERIN IS NOT A REDHEAD, SHE'S A BRUNETTE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
>>34084779men response would not be a hivemind response.I wouldn't have a problem with it as long as it didn't cross over into other things and created issues.
>>34084772I went to a dive school to buy gifts and the madame (no other word for her) trotted out this tiny redhead science nerd and I was close, SO close, to getting got...
>>34084686orthodox. christmas comes in 2 weeks
>>34084781Awww we gotcha anon x it'll pass yo x stay safe>>34084784Yoo that sounds really nice and tasty though (: Enjoy and have a wonderful gaylord ChristmasBro I still have to write a bunch of cards and wrap more presents but gotta be up in 7hr to clean house... adhd moment lel... the party is dying out man I gotta bust out some moooves
>>34084786>waaaaah you dont know the lore of my favorite ewhorenigga how new are you? how many times do I have to explain this. It doesnt matter if the hair is dyed or natural. Blonde/Red > All
>>34084789Depends on the calendar - you're in a slavic jurisdiction I presume
>>34084779Why would sex toys be a bad thing? More things to use during play time, enhancing the experience if you will. Nothing of the sort is disgusting imo, I'd be down to do whatever at least once before saying it's completely not happening. As long as it's legal.
>>34084780?
>>34084779If it means she wont be sad about my penis size im all for it.
>>34084786still would, really really hard
This Uber driver may be mentally retarded, I would like him to shut up.
>>34084779>What is your opinion of women who have a lot of sex toys? Like a lot.I'd find it attractive, assuming she uses them rather than just collecting them, because I am also a rather horny individual.>are there any you would find more endearing/sexy/disgusting than another?Nothing that really comes to mind? I guess if it's something that causes her actual harm I might find it off-putting.>>34084782They don't just beat stuff. In fact they tend to use violence as a last resort. The silverbacks are awesome, they're great dads, and they keep the peace with aura alone most of the time. Any fights will get broken up right away when they step in to remove the troublemaker.
>>34084797What is he saying
>>34084797Dude it's Christmas, have a bantz chat with him and leave a good tip if you could affordI got a haircut yesterday that was like 13 bucks but I talked to the dude about his wife and kids and FIFA or smth and gave him 20 bucks cause like merry Xmas bro
>>34084801He's just making very bad small talk that makes him seem dumb.
>>34084803At least you are not getting hunger tortured by your family members who can never be on time
>>34084802>>34084797I would not be hard pressed to agree with qt for once. I was out there and people are begging for socializing a few times. If it's one thing you can do is have a few words if the stranger isn't threatening your life.
>>34084808Tru
>>34084803Bro is making the effort man, allow itBro just wants those Xmas tipsAt least engage even if you're not gonna tip dude >>34084809Lol thanksIt's Xmas after all right
>Scalebreaker is posting here instead of giving presents and spending time with her children What a horrible piece of shit motherI feel so bad for her children, they never stood a chance
My cousin brought her baby and now that's the only thing anyone cares about
>>34084797ERM I would really prefer it if you would be quiet
>>34084817She's not legally allowed to see the kids.
>>34084817Someone's a little too invested in strangers on the internet.
>>34084818You're just jealous you don't have a baby.
>>34084818So jealous
>>34084825If children should be the main focus, go be with yours, retard.
>>34084828She doesn't know where he is.
>>34084818Such a weird thing to say.
>>34084818Pay attention to the pets instead
>>34084820That's even worseHow horrible is she that they legally took her children away? Was she eating all their food?
>>34084818RIPWhy not play with the kid thoIg if it's a baby it can't do much...
I'm at a crossroads between wanting heavy bdsm sex with a woman but I'm worried it will affect the rest of our relationship.Surely tying someone down, forcing a ring gag in their mouth, and facefucking them would compromise the rest of our normal interactions somewhat
Thinking abt the babe I talked to at work earlier who leaned on me and smelled amazing (she prolly has a bf tho...)Happy Xmas everyone>>34084835You're pornbrained dude...
>>34084818the tragedy here is that there's only one baby, not that you're not getting undeserved attention anymore
>>34084834Bro babies have the best games. Touch Anon's Arm is almost as much fun as Assault Dad with the Watering Can.
Goddamnit, it seems my brother impregnate some Mexican woman on a trip to Mexico.He's White and like 6ft or something. He could probably have gotten a cute White girl if he had tried, but since he's a normalfag that drinks any koolaid that propaganda and algorithms feed him, he most likely impregnated a dwarf overweight goblin-looking brown Mexican instead.I can't stop laughing and lamenting when imagining what the kid will look like.
>>34084836I am, I'm trying to stop
>>34084842im in the pornbrain trenches with you too anon. Im deeply embarrassed about it, like there's this stain on me that nothing can fix. shit sucks
>>34084840Yo what if you play both games together lolStay gaming>>34084841>seems my brother impregnate some Mexican woman on a trip to MexicoI don't see the downside dude
*calls artillery strike on ur position*
>unauthorized deadly forceffs
>>34084850firefire againfire again
>>34084853i can't stop rewatching this movie
>>34084845For me it's a power thing
Any suggestions where I can donate or gift this christmas to people or animals in need, can be private or charity?However I have some issues. I am kind of selfish in the sense that I don't want to gift people that I don't "vibe" with and you never know how people truly are just based on like a gofundme or amazon wishlist. I don't want to gift any crazy liberals, pro Islam bozos or otherwise strange people IN MY OPINION. Example: I follow this goofy german on TikTok who is broke but makes funny videos from time to time. He asked modestly for gift cards for his hobby. But then I came across some videos of his where he went on like a hate filled (against women) rant that women are whores and sluts because they have cleavage on streams and make money and he doesn't. This completely irritated me because he was so kind and a gentleman in all his other videos.As far as charities, here I am worried if I donate it doesn't really help or count and just ends up in some companies pockets. Any suggestions?
>>34084854try Altered Carbon season 1
So telling her to be a good mother makes her run away kek
>>34084856If you care about animals donate a bit to Cats Protection UK, I'm not affiliated but they genuinely do really good work x
>>34084859What would you do if Charlie told you that he hated you?
>>34084860Thank you. I wrote it down.Have you made good experiences with them if I may ask if so how?
>>34084856Asian whores are always in need of money
>>34084686My brother came over for Christmas and its awkward so im hiding in my room for an hour >>34084414To feel something around people i care about, to think things will be alright in the end, and for things that i do to matter, even in an abstract way
Kek she just got nuked Christmas Wishes do come true.
>>34084856there are social and legal structures in place to give money to people that are actually going to use it well. these are called grants and trusts.
>>34084848>I don't see the downside dudeRead the third sentence.
>>34084862You're a kind personWell I've donated in the past and talked to someone who worked for them
>>34084869Cool. I love cats. I'll look into it and may donate tomorrow.
>>34084868I still don't followSounds like you're jelly bro pulled a Latina baddie Unless she's uggers RIP but they can always divorce
Men,Have you ever acted like a pervert or a sex pest towards women?
just got out of the family christmas party.granny is packed with gifts for the grandchilds (she’s really sweet)got a gorgeous glass cup set in the bingowe drank some old sake hidden in her closetit was a fun family timemerry christmas anons!
>>34084875Mostly iit.
>>34084875I eyeRAPE every woman
>>34084875I've acted horny, but I stop if it seems unwelcome.
>>34084274was it really necessary to make live action roderick hot
>>34084875MI have before I think, I didn't mean to and feel pretty cringe about coming off so desperate.
>>34084779Fine with it, in fact I hope she'd let me try using them on her.
>>34084708If having a job is the only thing going to get me a gf, then I am betabux. There is no avoiding this. If unemployed niggers can get pussy then I am literally lesser than they are if I can't do the same.
>>34084508I'm not sure I exactly understand what you mean by feminizing in this question but I only feminize men I'm attracted to. It's something intrinsic to my attraction and sexuality. I don't mean cross dressing or sissy stuff or submissive behavior necessarily. It's more like I start to see the beauty and softness in them and want them to lean into it a bit. Especially if they're strong or masculine in other ways as well.It's an opposite side of the coin to how I find masculine women attrctive.
How does it feel to know that your favorite femanon is most likely getting railed rn?
>>34084875M, no lol, kind of the opposite desu, a lot of people assume I'm gay or ace cause I don't make movesI did accidentally walk into the girl's cloakroom at work today tho
>>34084871>Unless she's uggers RIPThat's what I'm saying, bro. Lol... He hasn't shown us pics yet but most Mexican women are uggos.>but they can always divorceBut his kid will still be an ugly brown goblin. That's the thing.
>>34084890sufemacist would neverlolololololol
>>34084890I'm femanon and no one's railing me :(
>>34084890Good for her.
>>34084890I don't know who even posts anymore besides bv, jh, and the whiny cat girl lol
>>34084894Why not
>>34084897I don't know ;_;
>>340848992026 will be THE year
BoysHow mad would you be if your parents named you Calvin if male pattern baldness runs in your family? Calvin means "bald one"
>>34084889by feminizing I mean this >>34084524
>>34084902I'd be far more concerned with comparisons to the comic character.
any moids itt look like this?
>>34084904ah, yeah that kind of goes along with what I was saying. I'd suggest those ideas but wouldnt push it.Heels dont do anything for me, but I'd paint nails, do hair, or suggest he wears something cute. I wouldnt do that at all to someone I wasnt attracted to or didnt have appealing features though, so its not a "male friend" thing for me.
>>34084906Add male pattern baldness and you'll likely have a few
>>34084905I would too but i doubt young people exposed to newpaper comics anymore
>>34084906Kinda, my hair gets like that
>>34084911C&H gets posted online all the time.
>>34084896The cat lady isn't whiny, she's just frustrated from how unclear social cues and signals and opportunities are. As someone equally autistical I can relate.Don't worry, she'll soon figure out how to become a master slut and have a harem of 30 boyfriends pounding her pussy one by one after she learns some basic social skills.
>>34084906I mean I have messy dark hair and wear a lot of black t-shirts with edgy stuff on them, but I'm probably like twice as old as that guy?
Where the femanons at?
>>34084906I used to look like this, but I got fat.I'll fix it by next december
>>34084919Masturbating under the Christmas tree while their parents film it to distribute on the internet for money.
>>34084920Same shit happened to Gerard Way and women still want his pale, emo pee pee.
>>34084875No. I'm a pervert but I am not retarded, I keep all that to myself and treat women (and men) kindly. Being civil and respectful of other peoples' dignity is not hard.
>>34084923If you are respectful of other people's dignity, that means you've never asked a woman to fuck and are therefore probably a turbo virgin.
>>34084907oh you're telling me this was a good thing all along?
>>34084925>>34084923FUCK RESPEKKTTT YEEEEEEEAHH!!!!1
>>34084922i went from skinny teenager to chubby baby face
I'm seriously considering shooting myself tomorrow.
>>34084875Yes but I did it as a joke but we weren't close like that and I couldn't possibly know better because I was 3 months into living on campus after 8 years of homeschooling
>>34084779It's nasty. Fujo-tier. Just one is gross enough.That said, it's far better than her hooking up or getting into relationships just for sex.
>>34084927I'm only giving you my opinion and experience, I have no clue and zero context outside of the small bit you've given me.
>>34084925>having sex is inherently a loss of dignity>uses "turbovirgin" as an insult right after this statementYour bait is in conflict with itself, be more subtle next time.
>>34084933Don't, it's too cliched.
>>34084890korrasami poster isn'tI feel bad she's lonely but I feel more for my fellow single anons
>>34084932That just means you have a cute chubby pee pee for people to play with!
>>34084797One of my Uber drivers was a 70-something Afghan who tried to convert me to Islam.
>>34084933If you actually do it I hope to god you don't mess up.
>>34084875No, never.
>>34084942It could be worse, I was actively wearing a kipper when I got into an uber driven by a skinhead who was listening to some kind of fucked up Neo nazi podcast about how da Joos are using blacks as pawns to oppress white people or some dumb shit.
>>34084941yeah, it's kinda fat
>>34084933Why though, it's Christmas
>>34084933Don't be a bitch, suffer like the rest of us and deal with life.
>>34084943If I do what's the easiest way to stream it here.
>>34084933please don't.you're capable of so much more.
>>34084942God if that were me I'd probably end up getting beheaded because my autistic ass would start talking about the Islamic Dilemma, or how Aisha was 9...
>try to do some spatial awareness and visualization puzzles online>realize I am an actual NPC incapable of doing them at a base level joever
How do I sneak out of this christmas party without getting noticed
>>34084950Why would you stream it here, nobody is going to watch probably. I'm not even saying that to be mean, Idk why anyone here would want to click a stream of someone blowing their brains out on christmas. You should probably not kill yourself, idk esplain to me why you are goign to do it. If it's really that bad I think I'll probably concede, but chances are you can turn shit around
>>34084953>spatial awareness and visualization puzzles onlinepost them
>>34084906My hair usually looks like that, just a little neater if I go out. I don't wear graphic tees and am otherwise a chud, though.One time, the wave in front got bad enough that I had to cut it myself in between haircuts. It made a full 3" spiral.
>>34084911Nta but I used to own the entire collection>>34084906Nah I'm shorter and more twinkish than him lol
>>34084946>*begins homosexually sucking on your chub and gesturing to the women in the thread to take turns sucking your pecker when I'm done orally gaying you up*
>>34084939>korrasami poster isn'tI open the thread only to catch a stray
>>34084958>more twinkishdamn you're probably really cute
>>34084954Sodomize yourself with the Christmas tree and ask the other attendees at the party to help ram it up your ass and give you a prostate orgazm.
>>34084822>>34084827>>34084839It's not jealousyJust I feel like a failureI'm the oldest grandchild but i've failed to produce the one thing they actually care aboutI say this as a guy too
>>34084955>Why would you stream it hereThis thread is all I have.
>>34084966No family? no friends? nothing? What do you do all day?
>>34084875Not irlI've been a bit creepy on a few chats like a decade ago but I've never sent anyone a picture of my dick or anything
Women, what are you up to rn?
>>34084933Don't dude, come pub with me and help me make Xmas dinner Ygmi dude I believe in you xx>>34084892Or maybe she's nice and you're just being raycis>>34084809I'll playing this in the party rn lol https://youtu.be/LBmlAn3OTqk?si=FYaoFyvVAckxjawv weeb gang
>>34084961S-STOP!
>>34084890My favorite is probably hanging out with her sister rn if I had to guess
>>34084414Just a woman to settle down with and a place to live away from my parents.
>>34084967>What do you do all day?Gooning in the basement laundry that I and my housemates made into our communal goon cave. We now have a ritual of gathering every Wednesday night in a chair circle and jerking.
>>34084965>Just I feel like a failureDo you actually want kids or is it only the social pressure?
>>34084963>you're probably really cuteThanks bird brain, so are you ;p
>>34084945>I was actively wearing a kipper???>>34084952He was a pretty nice and soft-spoken dude. I just let him go on, since it was just 15-minute ride.
>>34084970I got out of the hospital a little bit ago and got a shower.
>>34084962hope you have a merry christmasand I hope we all have a special someone to spend it with next year
Women, a man hands you this card, you open it and see this text.What's your next move?
babe audioslave is on
>>34084979Hope you're doing okayyy
>>34084977damn somehow i did not clock you lolif you ever start a shitty rock band hmu
>>34084981Do not redeem, saar
>>34084967I don't talk to family. I either drag myself to a job I hate or sleep/drink all day.
>>34084978Kippah, autocorrect fucked me up.
>>34084986Is there anything about life you like or desire?
>>34084979what happened?
>>34084982I like Audioslavehttps://youtu.be/WC5FdFlUcl0>>34084983I'm good now. Just tired now. Something about sitting around a bunch is really exhausting.
>>34084945should've used your jewish mind trickks to make him shut up
>>34084962Have you been watching Pluribus? The wlw community are loving it.
>>34084956this image was the first one i did, someone posted it in another threadi cant keep track of any of it in my head so i cant actually solve it lol
>>34084984>if you ever start a shitty rock band hmuLmao 100% you can be the lead singer or play some other instruments xx you have frontwoman energy hun Have a lovely christmasss birdyyy <3 <3OK I'm being antisocial rn I need to get back to partying with the hoez>>34084990Ya have a walk and get some rest take it ez
>>34084988No. I haven't enjoyed or wanted anything in years.
>>34084993>image for ants
>>34084993>>34084997i saved the thumbnail because as we've established, I am not intelligent.
Women can you explain why the fuck I watched my aunt (single mom, 38) try to make my cousin (15) pay for her own meal when we went out for lunch today and didn’t even blink when I told her how fucked that was and paid for her daughter’s food myself
>>34084994>or play some other instrumentI just got an electric guitar, I'm on my way. Merry Christmas ; v ;
>>34084981Throw it away.>>34084970Laying down in bed, waiting to get sleepy.
>>34084998That shit's easy.
>>34084998A
>>34084998you can get better at this.in my country the college entrance exam test has qeustiosn like this.i used to suck a them, but i got better.
>>34085004yes the point was that im not smart not that the puzzle was hard lol
>>34084992>Have you been watching Pluribus?No, my wife wants to watch it together when she gets back. She watches anything with good reviews. Is it good?
>>34084992Not her but FUCK Carol and FUCK people saying rape is ok when it's lesbiansShe hated Diabate and then started doing the EXACT SAME SHIT HE DID
>>34085000Did your aunt also jerk off your cousin and suck his penis?
>>34085000No clue honestly, I never paid for anything around my parents and I'm in my 30s.
>>34085000It could be terrible or you could be overexaggerating. I would need more information on what the rest of their relationship is like, and I would need to know what your personality is like on average so I could know how seriously to take it all.
>>34085008It's from the same creator as Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul so it's gotta be good. It's also apparently really, really sexy just short of being porn.
>>34084990yeah.
>>34084989I got in a car accident
>>34085008Yeah it's a good show, the only one this year I've bothered to watch the minute a new ep is out.
>>34085010No, not least of all because my cousin, her daughter, is a girlI confronted my aunt about it before I went to bed and it was like the elevator didn’t go to the top fucking floor
>>34085005anon...
>>34084998If you can't solve this you should not be allowed to drive a fucking car.
>>34084998arent a and c both valid answers?
>>34084990You ARE an audio slave.Get on your knees for me, slave!
>>34085017Oh shit. Sounds scary
>>34085021agreed but i need to drive to live in my country so it is what it is :)
>>34085019Oh so she didn't grope your cousin's tits or eat her pussy? Some mother (and aunt) she is if not.
>>34085024the prompt asks which option does NOT match the unfolding
>>34085008>>34085015It's ok. The pacing is terrible and I'm pretty sure Vince wrote 1 season and then padded it out for 2. It isn't hard scifi, and does the same bullshit For All Mankind did it where it reveals it's a romance drama while lying to the audience that it's a scifi show. There aren't enough characters, full stop. Carol doesn't ask enough obvious questions about the hivemind in order to stall the plot, most of the other non-hiveminded people don't give a shit and are non-characters. There are entire episodes that could be summarized in one sentence. I didn't like BB, I only watched 1 season.
>>34085024Que cubo NO CORESPONDE.
women, what cool womanly things can (You) do?
>>34085024The goal is to spot which cube is not a valid construction. D is the correct answer: A, B and C all being proper depictions of the structure in cube form.
>>34085027Can you even tell your left hand from your right hand
>>34085032I can do a standing split.
>>34085030Okay but how much sexual and sexy stuff is there? That will influence my decision to watch. Is it like Game of Thrones where you get expository dialogue scenes set in a brothel with four or five naked sex workers doing their thing?
>>34085032I make really good bread, and cakes.
>>34085020I both misread the question and didn’t read all the answers lol
>>34085036yes
>>34085037can a man achieve this?
>>34084976Yeah, sorta, kindaI mean, what else is there?
>>34085041Outstanding.
What drugs are you addicted to lately that are giving you scrunched up cheeks and Vulcan eyebrows?
>>34085044thank you :3
>>34085013Blows my mind. I had to confront her about it right before she slinked off to bed>That isn’t right, making her pay for her own meals.>She does it all the time.>But you’re her mom. That’s not right.>Alright, okay.It was like nobody was home. What a fucking spoiled, selfish brat my aunt is
>>34085046Water
ITT we learn that the average anon can't parse basic Spanish.
>>34085048Does she get child support or something? Is your aunt really broke? I don't know, still wrong. Weird.
>>34085051desu i thought some languages use "no" for different words so I wasnt sure if it was 1:1 in all cases, so I didnt bother assumingi figured it out immediately after realizing the first 2 answers both worked but assuming otherwise isn't that unreasonable.
>>34085051mucho mucho palabras no hablo espanol
>>34085014It’s a very dysfunctional relationship. They bicker and argue constantly about inconsequential shit.Kid’s dad is a deadbeat and completely out of the picture, and my aunt takes it out on her and openly talks about how “free” she’ll be once her kid moves out.
Women I wanna date (you). How do I do it? How do I impress you ?
>>34085038There's like one actual nudity scene in the entire season, maybe two. The sex is offscreen. There's some hot tub scenes where the women are perpetually covered in soap suds. There's a good amount of kissing though.
>>34085051>i can talk to spics and lazy spaniards big achievement, proud of u anon
>>34084304F. No.>>34084320"Wow, you're so handsome!" and then jut tell him I miss the beard and wish he grew it back. He's smart and he gets it.
>>34085043I agree that having kids is important, in fact I think it's undervalued by your average person currently.But I think people really just like seeing some bit of themselves continuing on. Some "legacy" or contribution to the world, and kids are not substitutes for that. You seem to have family that cares about you, and that's a way bigger deal than you seem to be giving credit to.
My parents are Stacy and Chad but I'm a complete loser. If i have kids, will they be losers or Chads?
>>34085046JH pussy
Women do you like crying?
>>34085015>It's also apparently really, really sexy just short of being porn.lol, no
>>34085064No sometimes I cry so hard I burst the blood vessels in my face and eye and throw up a little
>>34085052No, and no!This woman wants for nothing. No mortgage, and the Chickasaws give her a great job, cheap healthcare and provided free childcare.The kid worked a job this summer and earned that money herself.Makes me want to pull my hair out, watching my aunt treat her daughter like this.
>>34085062keep thinking like a loser and everything you create will be a loser
>>34085055Ok yeah she sounds psychotic then lol.THAT is the important part.
>>34085062I don't want to hear about how you had sex with your parents, you weirdo.
>>34085068That's so odd. Well, thank you for standing up for your cousin. You're a sweetheart.
>>34085067you're joking right?
I posted this slightly slutty instagram story, and this 18 yo chick from my gym i spoke with couple times liked it.Not the first time she likes my ig story and in person she did show some signs of attraction.Im a 33 yo fat and balding male.Whats up with that? Do girls like fat ugly bastards?
>>34085051Se me olvido la mayoria de lo que aprendi quando asisti a los clases de espanol al segundario, y se me acaba de dormir.Tambien estoy borracho.
>>34084414F. I asked for some board games and a basket for bread.I got a lot of really nice gifts, I'm very lucky.
>>34085074No? wtf Why are you making fun of me
>>34085056Gain at least 200lbs Go into a public place, take off your shirt and cover yourself in manure. Scream at the top of your lungs that you are the "biggy piggy" and roll around making pig sounds
Femanons, do you support women's wrongs?
Why did I just get a fucking weird ad for "stopping dating sites" by "choosing a young Asian lady". That sounds a lot like some human trafficking shit. Why advertise this? Fucking weird.
>>34085081No I fucking hate women lowkey
>>34085068Thats fucked up
>>34085068>ChickasawsIs your aunt a drunk?
>>34085081i think women are pretty so they can do whatever
>>34085042>can a man achieve this?It depends on the man and his hip structure, but generally yes.
>>34085082Because you're too stupid to use adblock.
>>34085076>lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting questionwhy do moids keep doing this?
>>34085077Ok i know NOTHING about spanishLet me guess what it says with ZERO assist>In my life i mostly spoke spanish during lessons in class in secondary school? But that has ended uhh somethinNo clue about last line
>>34085069I don't think like a loser I am one
Not going to lie, I wish I had a smaller penis because it looks more aesthetic. Women, as I understand it, you don't really care either way, right?
I need to angrily fuck someoen
>>34085092Nothing lust provoking about this image
State gender.If you were making love with your bf/gf and they put googly eyes over your genatilia and started using it as a puppet would that be a deal breaker?
>>34085095to become a winner, you must not think like a loser.you can't win a battle you've already lost in your head.strenght anon.
>>34085096I would rather a man with a smaller penis that takes care of himself over a slob with a big penis, yes.
>>34085098you're right, take the shirt off
>>34085077My guess: I forgot most of what I learnt in spanish in high school, and I should go to bed. I'm also drunk (?).
I don't get it why I'm the bad guy for not wanting to date the filipina lady 8 years older than me with a 13-year-old kid
>>34085097I need to molest (consensually) the big butt redhead girl from my gym
>>34085100I think I can solve being a loserDoes still having hope make me a loser or a winner?
>>34085084It is!>>34085073I am! Thank you.>>34085085Nope. Just severely developmentally arrested.
should i buy the resident evil 2 and 4 remake?
>>34085082Is it human trafficking if I love her hold her spoil her with food and clothes, Tell her she's pretty have children with her have her reconnect with her family, and grow old with her?
>>34085104Who said you are? Its not your responsibility to fix someone's life>>34085102Im already naked in my bed aha
>>34085105I gave gym girl advice two threads ago you should go check it out >>34081424
>>34085101But big penis that takes care of himself trumps all
>>34085097plap (angry)
>>34085100>you must not think like a loserWhat would be your advice for this? It's genuinely my biggest problem in life right now.I sorted out most of my shit but I still hate myself and have an absolute loser mindset.Some of it is justified, but a lot of it just keeps me locked in place.
>>34085094This anon >>34085103 got it, but I misspelled cuando, didn’t use any diacritics and mistakenly said that I just fell asleep instead of “I’m about to go to sleep”
>>34085101Is a man with an average penis that takes care of himself better?
>>34085094Ok i was way off lmaoI got something right at least
>>34085116you have no idea
>>34085101You would rather slob on big penis lets be real
>>34085114Somewhat bigger (? not too big) is better for sex, but visually a smaller penis is better when its not erect.
>>34085118Not bad for only going off latin and common sense.
>for a significant portion of the last 1500 years, you could simply pick up abandoned children off the street and bring them home>girls were especially unwanted, free child wives available on every street cornerwhere did we go so wrong?
I WANT CLEAR SKIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN OILY
I should admitt that despite talking shit my Spanish is also terrible.
>>34084998You can learn how to do these too, even if you are low IQ lmao.
>>34085129
My mom got food poisoning from a church social, probably ate a sandwich made by a dementia addled woman who doesn't wash her hands.
>>34085128Theres still time to delete this post Uncle anon
>>34085128Why would you want this? You are a pedophile. Can you explain yourself.
>>34085113I have had eye contact with that redhead multiple times and she even smiled to me a bit and clearly glances my direction but im too much of a pussy to start conversationShes so cute
>>34085134gross>>34085133Cringe this isnt 2012 anymore
Merry Christmas atogans
>>34085137wife husbandry, of course
>>34084281MUh, yes?
>>34085129let me rub that oily forehead
>>34085138Just ask her out YOU PUSSY
Do the modern equivalent of "tumblr girls” just use tiktok?
>>34085145Its disgusting Im not joking. Its rough from the sebacous plugs and oily and bumpy
>>34085106>>34085117I can't try to give advice with a word as generic as "loser".Why do you guys think this way?Do you think you're too scared of a confrontration?Do you not feel confident?I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not THE guy, but maybe I can help.
>>34085139This will be 4chan graphics in 2013
>>34085139Being able to carbon date tumblr screenshots also means that you’re cringe
>>34084284My soul is emo but my exterior is as generic and forgettable as it could be
>>34085129Stop overeating foods that make you greasy
>>34085153I got through my cringe at a young age because I was on tumblr at that time
>>34084304Merry Christmas MI would be friends with but would never date
>>34085157Thats all food btw. I drink water and it makes me oily.
>>34084304Merry Christmas!MNo.
>>34085158I’m afraid that once cringe, always cringeEveryone itt is cringe including meEverything on earth is cringe honestly
>>34085147look at this funny alien dude
>>34085150>Why do you guys think this way?Noo one loves me>Do you think you're too scared of a confrontration?No Ive comnfronted people. b4>Do you not feel confident?No but I push through
>>34085146...I guess ill try chatting her up next timeShe usually just looks around at gym doing some bs exercises 30 reps from failure, shes pretty clueless with what to do at gym hahOnce i was preparing to do some heavy bench press, she was doing bulgarian split squats next to me, and im having my mean face on for heavt bench and ended up looking at her she got so shy / afraid lowkey and immediately looked at the floor Felt kinda bad in the moment.
>>34085161Have you tried washing your face with just a damp wash cloth with no soap?
>>34085165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQ8tw6fzuU
>>34085165on god bruh
>>34085168>I guess ill try chatting her up next timeAskHerOutOnADateYouPUSSY
>>34085169YeaThen my face is just oilier
Really wish we could re-do life
Would you date this person
>>34085129Squeegeeing your face and making stir fry
>>34085175sorry
>>34085166That's a cyst apparently Really cool when the doctors do an ultrasound and don't provide a follow up I was convinced that was cancer
>>34084414MMy dog back
>>34085175boy do i have the anime for you
>>34085119Yes, average is best.>>34085125No, you're projecting.
>>34085179is it in your butt?
>>34085176Just off of looks? sure
>>34084414MQuality time with my loved ones.
>>34085177Be serious
>>34085143I didn't even know about it. Time machine can't come soon enough. We really are in the worst timeline.
tonight's a hard one lads. final anniversary of my life systematically falling apart last year, but this last anniversary, where my ex surprised me out of the blue with a "please do not contact me", was the most painful. not even sure why that was specifically so bad, whether it was just the straw that broke the camel's back or what, but there was something spiritually damaging from it that i still haven't healed from. leaves me wondering why i bother at all. thank you for reading my blog
>>34085176>()
>>34085181Looks like some trans shit.
>>34085133This would actually be really cool if you could turn it off. You could see your body composition, spot internal bleeding, and all sorts of cool stuff.
>>34085186Sorry can’t hear you over the sizzlin. Can’t read either
>>34085150I don't think it will be solved here but I appreciate any insights. In my case it's mostly just that I'm autistic and grew up in a small area and was born to parents who probably shouldn't have reproduced and then adopted by shitty people and grew up knowing my place and subsequently isolating myself. I've been severely mentally ill all my life and its mostly gone unchecked. I've had multiple pretty bad relationships and have had to learn the hard way why some things are just considered "bad" at face value without considering the context. I didn't really know how to do anything and was kicked out at 18 and had a hard time adjusting, so I feel like I wasted a lot of time just being scared of things. I have some good people in my life now but I've come to realize a lot of what goes into being a good, competent person is having people who love you early, and a good childhood and opportunities. I get seething anger realizing that a lot people really have nothing in the world to be worried of or scared about other than random petty social bullshit, and it makes me bitter all the time. I'll always be an autist but I feel like I've now fucked myself mentally so much that just being a pleasant sociable person who can network and get along in the world feels impossible.I've also at this point done some shitty things and made unwise decisions that mentally haunt me and usually set me back to think about.My life feels like it's been a complete waste. Other people get to learn the lessons I've learned by fucking around, having fun, and enjoying life. There is no value to be had from anything I've experienced.I don't even have it that bad, I just wasnt built for this.
>>34085192I would use it for evil, so it’s probably a good thing we can’t do thatI’d turn transparent and rob banks by scaring the shit out of people with my visible guts
>>34085196nigga i would shoot you if i saw a fucking float heart and guts running at me
>>34085176>>34085189He's calling the girl() function.
>>34084779My biases tell me she has an empty superficial life but I hope Im wrong.
>>34085198You know yeah that is exactly how that would go down even if I also had a gun lolI’m not cut out for this shit
What do you think of all the poor kids who won't be getting any gifts today?
>>34085187President Cleveland is a famous historical example.
>>34085176that is my wife take your eyes off of her
>>34085204Ma, Ma, where's my pa? Gone to Washington! Ha Ha!
>>34085203less opportunity for them to be manipulated by their elders
>>34085196>>34085198
>>34085192this would actually be so nice for doctors yeah. you go in and you just turn off skin opacity and they're like, oh yup there's a tumor, enlarged liver, there's a whatever there's a cucumber
>>34084890Good for her, she endured femcelness for a while, I wish it was me railing her but is not realistic and I dont make time to make things happen. Im too much in my head.
>>34085203When Santa doesn't bring you gifts, he bloodily anally rapes you.
Anons, what you got for Christmas?
>>34085203I'd give the girls a sweet and filling and warm cream pie if I could
>>34085215$
>>34085215idk cancer probably
>>34085215Magic cards.
>>34085183Scrotum. They're called balls
>>34085167>Noo one loves me That sound really painful. You're hurting.This doesn't make you a loser. It does not define what you are capable of.Are you having trouble keeping relationships or are you not even starting ones at all?I believe when you mean "love" you mean close relationships, so I recommend creating a net of social circles such as friends and mantaining your social circle with your family, that way you always have a net to bounce back up when you're down.>No Ive comnfronted people. b4That's a start. Most ""losers"" haven’t had the chance to stand up for themselves or to change their lives in meaningful ways.You don't need to be courageous all the time. But, sometimes all you need is 30 seconds of extreme bravery to change stuff.Speaking up against a bully. Asking someone out. Protecting someone from a threat. Admiting a mistake.>No but I push throughYou're doing the hardest part. A loser would quit. What you're doing is opposite of what a loser would do. Confidence comes after the action. Don't beat yourself over this, you're moving forward.
>>34085215F. A kitchen aid mixer, a very pretty fancy dress, and a back pack for the plane and board games.
>>34085215i'm about to get some good dick
>>34085215I already bought myself a keyboard. and a bunch of other random shit.
>>34085224That movie sucked so bad.
>>3408521530 dollar headset from shoppers drug mart because my 500 dollar headphones started falling apart. I love my mom so much
>>34085228I thought it was fun. Watched with my little cousins.Whatever makes kids want to go to the cinema is a win in my opinion.
>>34085215Unwanted memories
>>34085225>A kitchen aid mixerFancy fancy.
>>34085215Money from grandma. (Love you granny)Awesome glass cup set.
>>34085234Post cups.
>>34085176M, def, she's really pretty and her home is clean
>>34085176Not white, so no
>>34085188why'd you text her>>34085203GET YA MONEY UP NOT YA FUNNY UP
Women, do you prefer NATO or BRICS?
>>34085233Yeah, I'm really excited about it. Been wanting it since I was 16, unironically the best gift I could get.
>>34085203Unlucky>>34085215It's only xmas eve kekI got some monies but I feel bad, but I got a lot of gifts for ppl
>>34085241Which color did you get?
>thank you for coming, anon.>I've always liked you but I didn't think you were interested How do you respond?
>>34085235witness my fine china
>>34085224>Are you having trouble keeping relationships or are you not even starting ones at all?>I believe when you mean "love" you mean close relationships, so I recommend creating a net of social circles such as friends and mantaining your social circle with your family, that way you always have a net to bounce back up when you're down.No, I have friends and family. But no romantic love I just want someone to love me, it seems so easy for everyone else, but I have to beg and fight for it
>>34085240I've lived in Brussels for many years and strongly suspect I'd be turned away at the border if I ever tried to enter Russia, so this is a stupid fucking question.
>>34085244She was texting someone else, you can tell in the image
Are you willing to SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS?
>>34085250fuck off
>>34085215>Anons, what you got for Christmas?Idk yet and food
>>34085244book nerd girls are soooo cute, bros
Do you think Russians are butthurt about being the second letter in BRICS?
>>34085001Wow that's actually sickk, didn't know you played Maybe give us a voca sometime of you playing :DGoodnight sweetheart merry Christmas and God bless xoxo
>>34085239>why'd you text herhaven't talked to her in many months, this is just random sadness. i'm sure i'll walk it off soon enough, i don't take my moods super seriously>>34085250no
>>34085243Pistachio! Green is my favorite color. It's so pretty.
>>34085254Brasil número um, bebê!!! Graças à bunda do JH!
>>34084414M, honestly I just want to fucking die but I need to be up in 5 hours and make Christmas dinner and host party games and act happy happy happy all day. As usual I'm one mishap away from crashing out and getting blackout drunk. Everything in my head is just darkness and despair but I have to act super bubbly and happy all day, yahooooMerry Christmas everyone. I feel so guilty and ungrateful for feeling upset about this
women, would you like to be pounded by santa?
>>34085260Princesa macaca de bunda grande...
>>34084414mhealth & wealth for my friends
>>34085260So the stereotype about Brazilian women having the biggest ass is true?
>>34085260>>34085267Feliz natal, anões! <3
>>34085260>tfw you'll never destroy that culo
Portuguese/Spanish speaking anons, how mutually inteligible are each other's languages?
>>34085278Depending on the dialect it's so-so some are easier than others.
>>34085278Spanish speakers legit sound like porky from looney toones to us.
>>34085278Portuguese speakers understand Spanish better than Spanish speakers understand Portuguese, it seems.If youre patient and make an effort using lots of synonyms you can have a conversation.
>>34085265Only if Santa looked like Gordon Ryan
i got a 50 dollar gift card, what should i get
>>34085278I can understand Brazilians a lot better, even if their language is goofy.
>>34085291bideo gayme
Reminder that Americans aren't welcome to any other countries after having that orange ass hat in office.
>>34085294no
>>34085295try and stop me faggot
>>34085257Ah, the best one! Very nice.
>>34085295what if i have a lot of money and you get a video of me looking stupid
>>34085295Im in another country several times a year for work hehe sorry :3
>>34085295Where do you live?
>>34085305florida
>>34084414a wife
>>34085293Do you mind saying which country you're from?
>>34085295I can speak Spanish and no one would know I'm American. Daywalker abilities.
>>34085308Me?
>>34085295reminder Americans don't need your permission to enter your country
>>34085309Mexico, but I grew up with Puerto Rican Spanish too.
>>34085303cute! you're my favorite anon here desu
>>34085195Indeed, this won't be solved with a single (You)That's tough to hear, anon.It makes sense to feel angry, since the cards you were delt were so unfair.Being autistic and coming from a traumatized childhood made things harder for you, but it doesn't totally define where your ceiling is.You didn't fail, you were surviving. You didn't get to experiment.Don't compare yourself to others that always had support. It'll hurt, always.You carry a heavy burden, it shouldn't be handled all by yourself. Please try to get help with a therapist. It's not a weakness.
>>34085313sure. where ya located
>>34085317wtf i barely post u dont even know me!
Is beginning to loogalod like, crimson
>>34085319Well, please do not bully me but I am from India, I live in Puducherry
Do women really think that men watching porn is considered cheating?
>>34085319You first
>>34085326Yes
>>34085324I'll teach you how to bathe and use a toilet.
>>34085321relax short stuff, i just mean out of all the anons i've seen here tonight :P i got good vibe detection, and you passed it
>>34085326Some do, and I want to say that they're retarded and we don't claim them.
>>34085327florida
Can women get hands free orgasms the same way guys do?
*farts festively*
>>34085334I've came from giving oral, if that's what you mean.
>>34085335Why does it smell like mint?
How do i start getting wet dreams again?>27 m btw
Women would you rather date Vinny or Joel?
I hope the femanons get everything they wanted for Christmas including plaps.
>>34085341fall in love
>>34085338Males get it mainly from their prostate and breathing and nipples and just generally being really relaxed but I'm basically wondering if women here have ever experienced a similar but different experience that's more feminine.
>>34085346Santa failed
>>34085340I’m dying of mint poisoning
>>34085338That doesn't happen, for men or women.
>>34085351He didn't cum in your chimney?
>>34085354I heard you need someone to suck the poison out.
>>34085351Sorry honey
>>34085326>watching porn before going to bed>want a quick 5 minute orgasm>mfing dick keeps on going for 20+minutesfuck this shit brother
>>34085355
>>34085278You can understand the meaning pretty easy but word for word is weird
The Scandinavians are very based for simply aborting and euthanizing any babies born with defects like downs syndrome
>>34085318Thanks for taking the time to read and reply, and thanks for your kindness on a night where you should have better things to do, hope you have a good holiday
>>34085366Indeed it means you would be an abortion
>>34085351i'm willing to give you a merry christmas. i might even buy you dinner first, and maybe (JUST maybe) would c*ddle you because i am touch starved something awful
>open instagram to chat with old friend whose been busy with wife and kid but ran into my mom at church and asked if I was doing good>see ex gf from 4 months ago changed her profile pic to her with some other dude>heart sinks and all I feel is angerMERRY CHRISTMAS!Dated for 4 years and she never once posted a photo of me or anything because she was “really private” but then it’s cool to post her with a dude that she’s been with for 4 months at most? Man, I must be really ugly. She must have just been using me the whole time, she knew she didn’t want it to last but she sold me the promise of love and acted like she was mine and that we’d be together for her so I could invest time, money, and energy into her just for her to rugpull me whenever she wanted because what did she have to lose? She didn’t do SHIT. I was the one available, I made the time out of my busy ass schedule to spend time with her, I paid for the dates, I planned our trips and our outings. Fuck everything, seriously
>>34085295before that too
>>34085369Nope :^)
>>34085295Man, you guys are too young to remember when Euros were having a meltie over Obama getting the nobel peace prize and then immediately starting his mass droning campaign afterwards.
>>34084438ah yes bc incest porn retard questions are totally unrelatedwhat kind of retards are in this thread? >>34084443ah yes the gooner is the one telling you retards who ask for incest that you are degenerates and not the reversetruly clownworld i honestly always thought incest was a meme or something in porn, but damn reading this thread im asking myself how many subhumans are among us
How old are you guys?
>>34085372it's good to vent but you're fixating on her behavior in a way that is not productive. comparisons are not useful for you and aren't getting you to a better place.
>>3408538127 brazillian virgin male
>>3408538126 year old male
Manifesting g wagon
>>3408538130 american virgin male
>>3408538134 had sex a handful of times male.
>>34085387Nigger/third worlder-tier
>>34085378Euros have been having melties over dead muzzies for at least 50 years. they dickride Arabs so hard it's unreal, and now the zoomer ones have the gall to blame America for the tidal wave of Islam in Europe rather than the last three generations of Euros throwing their arms open to them to prove how not-racist they are compared to the evil Americans. Euros were protesting against Israel back in the 60s during the six-day war, to give you an idea just how long they've been up to this
>>34084438incest is a very male-coded fetish, women are viscerally disgusted by it in the same way men are disgusted by gay men fucking.
>>34085246Wanting to love and feeling like it's way harder for you does hurt a lot. It does feel unfair and lonely.But, not having romantic love does not mean you're not worthy of love.>>34085368Happy Holidays, Anon! I hope I could help in some way!
Manifesting g irlfriend
>>34085384How do I get myself to a better place without excessive drinking?
>>34085402I'm sorry, anon, but you can't just expect something like this to happen like magic.You have to act.
can women feel the cum inside of them?
>>34085408Yes it's warm.
>>34085408It feels like discharge coming out.
>>3408536030 minutes and still nothing.somebody help me PLEASE
I need a hug from a nice femanon
My friends broke up in October. We were flirty before they got together but I didn't think she was mature enough based off the circumstances of her moving into town and entering our lives via her sister so I didn't pursue any further. Should I try now? Friend group's already fucked.
>>34085420There's nowhere to go but up
>>34082631oh I figured it out, it's just a social ritual like handshakingshe wanted me to do a little dance with her
>>34085403>Open Instagram to chat with old friend whose been busy with wife and kid but ran into anon's mom at church and asked if she was doing good; friend knows mom well enough to have conversation, small or tight-knit community, religious background.>Friend ran into mom AT church, past tense "asked if I WAS doing good"; friend talked to mom about anon, didn't reach out directly to anon, suggests either anon has been unresponsive to messages or friend is checking if anon wants contact.>"Old friend" + "busy with wife and kid"; friend has achieved life milestones anon expected to achieve, friend represents path anon thought he was on, anon opening Instagram to contact this specific friend shows need for connection with someone who "figured it out.">Opens Instagram with purpose but sees ex's profile picture first; accidental trigger during moment of trying to reach out for help, vulnerable state made worse by unintended confrontation.is this correct? i ask because i want to get a better picture of you so i can answer your question substantively.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
>>34085431Still another hour for me
>>34085428Yeah that’s correct. I mostly reached out because I’ve known the guy and have been friends with him since we were like 5 years old. I knew I wasn’t going to be married or have a kid at this point in life but I thought I’d be on the path to getting there. As of a few months ago, that is no longer the case, and for some reason I’m not enjoying my loneliness as much as I have in the past (my gf and this friend plus another friend are the only people I had regularly contact with in the last 6 years)
>>34085438>"Really private" explanation satisfied him for four years but he never fully believed it; lived with cognitive dissonance, checked her Instagram regularly hoping to be proven wrong, wanted to believe her, the profile picture proves his fear was justified all along.>She ended relationship, "rugpull" and "whenever she wanted" indicates suddenness from his perspective, no agency in breakup, no agency in recovery, powerlessness intolerable to masculine self-image.>New profile picture within 4 months suggests either had someone lined up, emotionally done before breakup, or moved on much faster; she's happy and public, he's suffering and stalking her social media, asymmetry in recovery is additional wound.>Core wound isn't breakup itself, it's the proof; four years of wondering if she was ashamed of him, profile picture with new guy confirms it wasn't privacy preference, it was him being unworthy, validates every insecurity, reframes entire relationship as lie he told himself.>Currently at decision point; opened Instagram trying to do something healthy (reconnect with stable friend), got triggered accidentally, spiraling toward known destructive pattern (excessive drinking), has enough self-awareness to ask for help before falling, this is positive sign.>Self-protective cognitive distortions active: "I'm ugly" (uncontrollable), "she used me" (victim not rejected), "she didn't do SHIT" (nothing to mourn), transactional framing (preserves dignity against truth that she had something to lose and chose to lose it anyway, he wasn't worth keeping).getting the impression this relationship ending has left you pretty fucked up?
>>3408538126 years old (virgin)
>>34085441Yes it has. You hit the nail on the head in your analysis. I feel like I did so much and it was so easy for her to just discard me and act so suddenly weird and distant in the week leading up to the break up that it just hurts and also seeing her move on so quickly and seemingly do things that she’d never do for me (like making our relationship public) with someone who she’s hardly known is just really infuriating
>>34085408Only if he's wearing a condom. I can kind of feel it sitting there until he pulls out.
>>34085437In any case, hope it goes great for you.
>>34085408idk but i like to pretend that it would feel like drinking hot chocolate in the winter and it would sit inside me and be warm and cozy
>>34085452not to burst your bubble but it'll be like a hot sticky mess and the odor is typically pungent
>>3408538126 why?
>>34085455let me have this!!!!
>>34084906not quite. I'm much bigger in the shoulders and my hair isn't sloppy and I don't look confused and my nose isn't as bulbous and my hair has a copper tint to it instead of being that dark.
>>34085446yeah. i've been there. i'm going to say something contradictory: your anger is justified, and also bullshit. anger is among the easiest emotions to get drawn into, it's designed to draw your attention, to color everything. it's justified because your mind, whatever the case, is evaluating the circumstances, and determining it's worth being angry. it's also bullshit because, behind the anger, is a bruised soul that recently took to heart that its insecurities were in fact real.anger is a type of desire, and the root of all desire is (false) opinion. you are wrapped in layers of false opinion: blame on your ex, caused by an outrage at being betrayed, hiding a hurt that you were expendable, perhaps hiding a horror that your insecurities are reflective of you, truly you, and that hiding a belief (acknowledged or not) that you are a worthless wanderer. and probably many more layers, the brain is funny in that way. you with me so far?
>>34085452no, it feels like you are a weird slimey snail leading sticky ooze everywhere
>>34085471stop hornyposting, you wretch
>>34085470Yeah I follow
christmas is so fucking depressing, I hate it do they put something in the air or something?
>>34085474Make me!
if I ever go in for surgery, I'm going to tell them to keep me conscious the entire time, and position a mirror so I can watch the operationIt would be the blackest, most brutal and Heavy Metal thing I can imagine
>>34085480Anon you can die from doing that during certain operations.
>>34085482dying on the operating table is metal as fuck
>>34084998Cube has 12 edges and the unfolded thing has 19 edges , they aren't ontological similar therefore is not the same. That the real iq answer
>>34085485At that point why not just cut out the middle man and just kill yourself?
>>34085480You can't actually request that.
>>34085487not as brutal
>>34084998a, b, and c are all valid configurations of the dice. d is only possible as a mirrored configuration.t. high iq genius
>>34085498Y'all niggas focus on the weirdest things istg
>>34085498M-my crush is Kobeni...
>>34085501>M-my crush is Kobeni...Why?
>>34084304f and yes am currently dating a reformed manwhore
>>34085476i am going to share a doctrine with you. it is not a usual one, and it will seem abstract, but it is an alternative way to view the world and your place in it. read it, understand it, let it stew if you don't resonate with it. it'll find you one way or another. among the largest lies we engage in are the fantasies of our narratives. our personal narrative underpins our sense of self, it is quite literally our brain's rationalization for why we are the way that we are. key moments, good and bad, trace the path of this narrative, inflection points that we adopt into our sense of self. and so our sense of self crystallizes over time.the problem is that this process is chaotic, and reactive. you do not often choose the good or bad things that happen to you, and even when you do it is not you, but your brain, that decides what is good or bad enough to adopt into your Self. the brain obsesses with the familiar, shuns the unfamiliar, continuing uncorrected it will continue to fulfill its narrative at your expense. the first maxim at Delphi is to know thyself, and you are, when stripped of your narrative, a process rather than a thing. realizing this, understanding it, truly understanding it, is akin to waking up from a dream. in this dream, you engage in your narrative in earnest, your choices never really yours, everything orchestrated by ignorance to stick to your script. but the truth is that you are and always were, whether you believe or understand or not, the author of your narrative. processes can be understood, dissected, interrupted, eradicated, utilized. you are not special, in this regard. in truth, following your narrative is a choice you make every second, and any moment you can decide interrupt this process, modify it, start a new one entirely and, in fact, if you want to be happy, you have no choice but to do this, because the alternative is finding yourself back here in one way or another, perpetually, until your process is extinguished.
>>34085506How good is the sex?How do you think you compared to other girls he's fucked?
>>34085508it's good and i'm also good
>>3408538127
>>34085505cause she cute
>>34084298merry christmas, slut
I just learned the context of the meme where the streamer ishowspeed makes a troubled face and then smiles.Now I wonder, when people react with this image/gif of him, are they making fun of the person they're replying to (like in the original stream)?I always thought they were actually agreeing, because in the gif it looks like he's troubled by what's being said, but then he nods and smiles pleasantly, as if actually agreeing wholeheartedly once he understands.
do girls like guys with chronic gastrointestinal issues
>>34085371Thank you
>>34085540they generally prefer money and acknowledgement of their feelings, i reckon
>>34085532merry christmas anon, not a slut though
>>34085401>does not mean you're not worthy of love.Thats the selfish part of me, that thinks I deserve something I clearly haven't earned
>>34085543they can inherit my wealth after i die of early onset gi disease(s)
>>34085541no need to thank me anon, i don't stay touch starved for me, i do it for the people
I love Christ :(
Girlies Should I embrace the fact that I can trace the nobility of my bloodline back to 1450 or not?
MenWould you take your wifes last name?
>>34085549I want to love him but he hates me :(
Actually,The real question is can I appropriately call myself a cavalier
>>34085555no he loves you five five five five five
>>34085554i quite like my last name, but if i liked yours more i would. i would hope you'd give equal consideration to adopting mine, though. what i would not do is try to combine them, hyphenated last names are grody
>>34085558it really doesn't feel like that
>>34085554Only if her name was Custiss
>>34085560I can't tell you what it's supposed to feel like
I am a man strength, intellect, toughness, nobility, bravery, and everything else desired of a Tidewater Gentleman. What is left but to prove it?
>>34085551What’s the point, you’re not nobility.
Santa did NOT in fact get me a blonde with supersized breasticles for Christmasso I will in fact be killing myself in the coming days
>>34085571We almost entirely possess post graduate education
>>34085551Neat. Idk you could find a girl into historical costuming and get some mileage with that probably.
>>34085573You almost entirely possess student debt as well
>>34085366Not really, you have possible longer timeframe for abortion, depending on each individual case. We used to have a Downs Syndrome reality show, it was very popular and made people care a lot more about them. Maybe you mean that?
>>34085576>student debtI said I was a noble chevalier
>>34085581before that, you're a woman
>>34085585You can prove try to otherwise, but I'm too tough to fall for something so simple
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34085592Opposite. They are checking in
Does anyone else here genuinely hate their mother?
My natural horniness every single morning is extreme.I'd daily utterly ravage any femanon livving with me.
>>34085597A little, but then she was murdered so I guess that makes up for it
Why don't the lonely single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
We helped establish the Empire damnit. The German slut wouldn't have survived without us
>>34085601Are you having a stroke again.
Uuurrrraaaaaa
>>34085602Hate me. Idgaf.
>>34085601MOLON LABE
>>34085604Nobody knows what you say, take your meds.
>>34085605Пpиди и вoзьми
Merry Christmas, especially to those spending it alone.
>>34085620I dreamt that I spent Christmas with my wife and children - and then I woke up :)
>>34085620Merry Christmas fool
I wanna go to Sansibar.
I just masturbated again, disapointed but I made it 8 days straight without. Much improved from the twice a day just 2 weeks ago. Time to get back on the horse, I'm making progress
My mom didn't breastfeed me because she is a stupid bitch. Breastfeeding is not a decision, it's motherfucking nature. That's literally why women lactate is the goddamn first place. Babies don't need corn syrup slop, you stupid piece of shit whore. I hate giving women rights so much, just throw them in dark cells where they can't even talk to each other.
>>34085640Shut up, nerd
man, christmas dinner is always very awkward, it's like my family are a bunch of strangers :(
>>34085554I won't get married.
>>34085666t. schizo who wandered into the wrong house.
>>34085640Breastfeeding is a thing of the past, it's better for women to have big fake bimbo tits for Only Fans.
>>34085669kek no it is my family it's just that they've always felt like strangers to me
>>34085666I'm usually only iffy if some political topics come up, which they thankfully didn't this year for the majority of it.During/after Covid my brother was utterly unbearable with his insane rants and I dreaded even just calling him, let alone seeing him.
>>34085679for me it's trauma from hearing my parents argue over everything especially during christmas, sure it doesn't happen anymore but I still feel tension every year
>>34085679>During/after Covid my brother was utterly unbearable with his insane rantsWhat type of insane is he?>The scamdemic was a ploy to turn us all into goycattleor>If you don't still wear a mask you're spreading airborne AIDS that's giving us permanent organ damage
>>34085554If she had a good reason. Like if she were an only child and loves her parents, or if her name would sound really weird with my last nameI'd rather take her name than hyphenate. Holy shit, do I hate hyphenated names.
>>34085682Sorry that you have those memories, no kid should be exposed to something like that.You live on your own or away from them now?
Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend proposed wearing stormtrooper helments, filming yourselves fuck, and uploading it to the internet?
Women are scary af. I don't know how you can sit down next to a woman knowing there is a 1 in 4 chance that she killed a baby before, knowing that she can falsely accuse you of rape and ruin your entire life and that all other women and her beta simps will back her story up, knowing that she would probably give you a white feather and try to force you to die in a war. How do you even feel safe around women? How is it possible to feel secure around them? They are so evil.
>>34085692I still live with them but I am saving money so I can move away.
>>34085554We don't need to take each other's name.
>>34085694You are incel, got it. No need to write so much
>>34085695Keep working on it and get out of there. :)
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34085704I will! I won't give up! part of me feels bad about hurting their feelings but I'm miserable in here/
>You are incel, got it.NTA but this is a great argument. Incel! Incel! Incel!
>>34085709It is when it’s accurate.
>>34085714In what way? You call someone an incel but completely dodge the contents of the post. What does that achieve?You are not going to change anyone's mind by acting like a child or a troll.
>>34085715It’s not up to us to educate you. Once again you incels refuse to take responsibility and blame everyone else for it.
>>34085715Incel spotted
>>34085715>You are not going to change anyone's mind by acting like a child or a troll.NTAIf only incels would realize this...
>>34085717Who is "us"? Who is "you incels"?
>>34085723lol no wonder people make fun of you
>>34085725More low effort ad hominem.
>>34085726There is noting else for incels. Point and laugh at your pathetic life is all we are going to give you. We truly don’t care about your self-made problems
>>34085727Who is we? Does your pp get a bit more stiff every time you utter the word "incel"? Do you do it when you're alone, for instance, just looking at a wall and say it repeatedly to appease your compulsions? I can see that being the case.
>>34085728>>34085726Incel caught in a logic-loop.
>>34085729>>34085728
I wish my semen contained caffeine so women could suck my penis off as a morning pick-me-up that is stronger than coffee.
Found out the motherboard I bought awhile ago is better than I thought, thank you Santa
life sucks and I'm lonely but hey! gunpla is a lot of fun
>>34085735Which one is it?
Asus Prime B760-Plus
>>34085737>>34085738Lmao oops
>>34085631Why are you so obsessed with how often you masturbateNofap isnt self improvement
>>34085736You mean Gunplay*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOys4uYn-b0
>>34085742no I don't and also I don't like this kind of music
merry christmas atogasturns out yesterday wasnt a dream so thats good
>>3408538136 year old virgin
>>3408538129 year old virgin
>>34085385>Brazilian virginHow?
>>3408538127 yo slut man
How about I seize by your hair and cream pie you?How about I skeet all over your fucking face?
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34085773On Christmas morning?
>>34085773Okay incel
You were not sodomized enough in your early career. And that has caused your current spate of problems. Because you could not find a mentor in your field to anally rape you in exchange for good references and sponsorships, you will never advance in your career.
>>34085693I want Darth Vader. It would be nice to be fucked by him.
Stuck some cardboard under my chair so it stops sinkingthis shit is goatedShould've done this sooner instead of having to suffer that shitty ass piston.
>GF got me chocolate gelt>It's actually labeled as gelt instead of being "chocolate coins" or some other horseshitMy God, it's like my childhood came back to give me the warmest hug in the world. Gender, what's the most pleasant surprise you've gotten so far this Christmas?
what are you wearing for christmas dinner, atogans?
>>34085736which gundam are you making, anon?
>>34085759too nimble
>>34085790I built char's zaku a few days ago technically its not finished yet because I still need to put the stickers and build the weapons, I didn't do a good job at sanding off the little plastic nubs on some of the pieces
>>34085796why was this posted sideways D:
>>3408538128
>>34085799what in the ai
>>34085801Osiris took that away from us, billions must die
September babies being made right now.
>>34085799society wont heal until we get 12 ft tall womensome of you dont want to hear that but thats how it is
>>34085805>>34085799
WTF
femanon butt
Are Twitch Streamers, YouTubers, and Insta/TikTok influencers the modern version of medieval pamphleteers who just got they hands on they first ever printing press?
>>34085381Everyone is in their late twentiesIs 4chan finally dying of old age? Are we going the way Facebook went? Are all the new zoomers keeping to tiktok or whatever the fuck?
>>34085813im 19
>>34085815ew
I'm being delusional again thinking every femanon is my ex.
>>34085813Yes, I'm 36, basically a senior citizen.
>>34085822there is only like 1 good femanon in this thread why would you want to think that
>>34085824I want to have sex with all of them.
>>34085824I don't want to think that, I'm just not ok mentally
>>34085828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIqBXPtolcw
>>34085822This but my wife
>>34085828only making it harder for yourself when you think everyone is your ex, that way you have no way to build anything newi believe in you bro
The past year has been tough for all of us. But don't worry, because next year will be even worse.
>>34085832I relapsed, I was almost over her I was barely thinking about her but a few days ago I started thinking about her again, I can't get her out of my mind and did the terrible mistake of looking at her pictures, I need shock therapy to get over her I think
>>34085838nuh uh
>>34085838nah next year will be great i can feel it
>>34085838I've received 0 blowjobs this year. You can't go less than 0, so I'm good.
>>34085838Look what you did.You already considered next year a loss even though it didn’t even start yet.Strength, anon.Fate only bind you if you let it.
>>34085847I despise your penis.
>>34085787Pajamas and woolly sweater
my penis is feeling lonely :(
>>34085846if all you want is blowjobs you can just get hookers so next year will always be better
>>34085848Uh?
>>34085851I don't think my wife would approve of that.
Why are women like this?https://files.catbox.moe/c7gewn.mp4Why do they have this Biological NEED to be a victim?
Non American anons are you acing a good holiday so far?
>tfw no Christmas cuddles with a gf
>>34085855This is what a paranoia attack.And the stupid husband just let’s her do her little tiktok videos instead of taking her to therapy.
>>34085856got the 2 weeks off so spend the beginning of the week with my dad, today is some me time and then later we play some games again probably
>>34085855Why do incels post stuff like this
>>34085858I just woke up and am or probably going to the gym in the next hour. You don’t want to cuddle a sweaty kitty.
>>34085864Yes I do.
>>34085864…but can we cuddle after?
>>34085855pov: you are dating sufemacist>>34085864women are so out of touch with mens wants its unreal
>>34085866>>34085868Purrhaps
So the other day I bought a new scarf and my work “friends” were like, dude, that’s zesty, girls won’t like it.I went to a pilates session because I felt like I’d become pretty stiff and wanted to stretch myself. It was mixed gender, but pretty much 3 men and 17 women, and again people told me I won’t get a girl this way. First of all, I already have a gf and I’m not looking for more. But it made me think that for these people the world revolves around what women will think of them.Is this how the world actually works, or is it only a small subset of people who think that way?And do girls get told the same things, like they won’t find a man if they do X?
>>34085873We'll also eat gingerbread cookies while watching corny movies in bed, and we'll get crumbs on the sheets. This is your fate, this is your destiny.
>>34085864I went to the gym earlier and there were quite a few regulars there, which made me feel less alone.
>>34085875It’s a mix
Dating sucks, I just want a girl who loves me already.
>>34085855DARVOWomen are inherently manipulative mentally ill cluster-boids. When a man has a problem with a womans behavior she enters this mode to reassert control over the relationship. Men are not in control in reality. Women can easily leave a relationship and find another. Men cannot. When she senses a man is now in control she starts projecting her rape fantasies.
>>34085894stfu
I broke my desk trying to clean it. Can big tit femanon comfort me?
>>34085898Nobody is raping you you bitch now go get the ham dinner started
>>34085902How does that even happen?
New Year’s resolution: never interact with an autist
>>34085904I tried to flip it
>>34085903Your parents must be very disappointed by the man you became.
>>34085906It’s okay, anon.It was an accident.Things will be alright.
>>34085902ive broken all three of my favorite mugs by knocking them over with my boobs, accidents happen anon
>>34085347different anon, but i think this might have happened to me>>3408538132...
>>34085381holy fuck ALL of you are way older than me
>>34085875>do girls get told the same things, like they won’t find a man if they do X?Yes, but only by men. They come at me with "men don't like short hair" and "you don't need to lift to get a man" and shit like I care. My friend has a nose ring and men regularly DM her to tell her that guys don't find it attractive.I wish I could understand the mindset behind it. I like business casual but I don't sit down and start going through male profiles on social media sending "women don't like graphic tees" to every man who doesn't adhere to my preferences. It's so compulsive that some guys see a tattooed girl posted on 4chan and immediately reply "I don't like tattoos, men don't like tattoos" even though she was clearly posted by someone else (probably a male who found her hot), it's fucking bizarre
>>34085932>men don't like short hairwhat a fucking lie
>>34085932The point is to get some punches in because you're a woman who lives on easy mode
can women aim their piss? do women sit while pissing?
>>34085932>and shit like I careYet you wrote a whole paragraph about it right now, dumb cunt kek
Do women ever not have tummy troubles?
I was planning to offer a hug to my crush this Christmas but his mom was standing right next to him and I chickened out 0_0
>>34085934I know there are different factions of men, I can see them warring over shit like that constantly>>34085936You can achieve your definition of an easy life by installing Grindr>>34085942I care immensely about men being retarded little faggots like you. What I don't care about is whether men find X or Y about me hot
>>34085953>You can achieve your definition of an easy life by installing GrindrNo you can't, we can't have easy sex and relationships with people we find attractive
>>34085949she will respect you more if you prove you arent intimidated by her
I’m too hot for online dating I need to be out irl
>>34085958Lower your standards
>>34085918As a boob guy, this post is my Christmas gift.Thank you.
>>34085968Ever gone outside and seen the couples in 2026? Men's standards can't be any lower lmao 99% of guys are settling for their gf now
>>34085949Very cute.
>>34085972Literally no excuse not to install Grindr if you find men more attractive than 99% of women
>>34085972it sounds like you're attracted to men, and that's ok!
>>34085905goodbye anon, we will miss you
>>34085976His dad hugged me, lol>>34085960Idk, I can't just flirt with her son right in front of her
>>34085498>>34085500I cant stress enough how true this advice is. If youre a 16-25 yo man, the LAST thing you need to do is make some silly little girl your number one priority. Focus on working out, advancing your career, building up your bank account, perusing hobbies that interest you, spending time with your friends and family,ect. but NEVER EVER make a girl your focus to the point where you put any of the listed above things second to her. This isnt to say you cant date or talk to women, just dont get charmed by her soft embrace and sacrifice your health, career, money, friends and family, hobbies ect to please her. The moment she comes into conflict with any of them, its time to cut her loose. If you reach around your late 20s, youre still with a girl or meet one, and she doesnt conflict with any of the above mentioned and you like her, then you can focus on her.
>>34085958if being gay is a choice, then choose to be gay, fucking idiot
>>34085988you have to be 18 to post here
>>34085988>Idk, I can't just flirt with her son right in front of herYou have to show dominance. Show her that he WILL become your man.
>it sounds like you're attracted to men, and that's ok!It sounds like you're retarded, and that's not okay. You should kill yourself!
That easy life comment always hits a nerve with foids because it's true.
>>34085995simply fuck dudes it's not that hard
>>34085997No, you go fuck dudes.
>>34085990To add to your points>always focus on yourself first - self improvement in all honesty won't give you near as much of an advantage as you think it will with meeting/dating women, but it will make you more content and more proud of yourself, which is critical to your well being.>only hang out and date women that are interested in you. Don't go out of your way trying to court someone who is a fair degree less enthusiastic about you than you are for her. If she really wants you, she will make it apparent.>anytime someone from outside your family circle comes into conflict with your goals, including women, its time for them to go.
>>34085996bro is absolutely seething over his dormant homosexuality lmao
>>34085998ok i will. see how easy that was? this could be you.
>>34086000nta but you're either a butthurt male (secretly gay) or a fujoshi female (secretly stupid).
STOP FIGHTING, IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
fellas, is it straight to make everything extra difficult for yourself for no discernible reason?
>>34086003The anon obsessed with Gay sex is projecting again. It's not our fault.
>>34085993Don't let my inexperienced autist energy fool you, I'm basically a hag>>34085994
>>34086002if my stupidity is secret, doesn't that make you even more stupid for not being able to tell? if you were smarter, you wouldn't have to hedge your bets like that
>>34086004No but it does paradoxically seem like the easiest way a lot of the time
>>34085988truly dickless behaviorthis is how you get your man snatched up btw
I’m handsome, reasonably loaded, have good social skills, and I’m mentally stable. But my type of woman is mentally unstable manic pixie bpdemon. I turn down good girls because I’m in love with a crazy bitch. Is it over for me?
>>34086013yes
>>34086003christmas is the best time to fight, the adulation of the crowd spurs me on to dizzying heights of violence
TFW no monotheist gf who brings balance to my cold, chuddy, pagan life
>>34086003I just opened the thread again, but the general seems pretty dead today, which is to be expected.I'm about to take a shit, clean my bathroom and then go take a bath.
>>34086013I'm afraid it hasn't even begun yet. Grow up.
>>34086013yeah youre just retarded
>>34086013>But my type of woman is mentally unstable manic pixie bpdemon.Only until you are actually with one of them.Then you're going to look forward and appreciate how a much less retarded woman is much nicer to be around.Unless you are severely mentally ill yourself, in which case get therapy and stop trying to fuck other idiots.
>>34086013>I’m handsome, reasonably loaded, have good social skills, and I’m mentally stablelolLMAO
Why can't freaky women be real
>>34086011I can't help it, I'm just not a very bold person...
>>34086027I am, I'm just not the type of freaky you're looking for (I like dominating men and bsdm)
>>34086029That’s not freaky that’s gay
Merry Christmas, /atoga/. I fucking hate women.
>>34086029Pegging is gay
>>34086032how is that gay? when you say freaky do you really just mean vanilla sex
>>34086013Serious response here, you need to go see a therapist and talk this out. You have money so you have no excuse.
>>34086035It probably is considered gay but I would do it for a girl that I'm madly in love with
>>34086035I don't want to peg a guy, I want to do CBT and fuck him for ages after he cums
Women don't deserve a merey Christmas. They only deserve coal.
>>34086043There are no women here on Christmas. They're out being social and sexual animals.
>>34086034Merry Christmas, ihatewomenHow was your 2025? Not as good as it could have been without foids I'm sure, but I hope you still had fun :)
Women are coal, so that's all they should be getting.>>34086043merry*
>>34086048>Women are coalthe source of energy which drove 99% of civilizational progress? thanks!
>>34084281As long as people are clear and communicative, lots of things become non-issues, this one included. I'd find it pretty cute honestly.>>34084304If that means they're okay with cheating, then no. It's not super abnormal to talk about sex.
>>34086046Trve.>>34086047>How was your 2025?I'm gonna make it, thank you for asking.>Not as good as it could have been without foids I'm sureThe world would be better off with boomers gone and women stripped of their rights.
>>34086041>fuck him for ages after he cumsHad this happen once after an ex tied me up. She kept ridding me after I came and I started spazzing out and had to beg her through tears to stop, way too much.
>>34086052i hope you know i write yaoi about you and you're exclusively the bottom
>>34086056what you wrote literally sent a wave of pleasure through me, I don't think I'll ever get a chance to try it out but tying a guy up and doing that is my fantasy
Women, how true is this for you >>34084431?Why stop with sex?
>>34086057He probably is bi
What the Helly
>>34086041>Not overstimulating him even before we cumsWeak.
>>34086061You're asking a starving person when she will stop craving food
>>34086061Because the guy stops getting me off. I don't have sex for height, I have sex to have an orgasm.
Bisexual men are being oppressed again
Same to the rest of y'all>>34084567I'm not your crush, but merry Christmas bro or femanon. Hope you have a relaxing day
>>34086057NTA but I be written in your Yaoi as the top?
>>34086074all (yes ALL) men are bithey are too whorish and slutty to close their legs
>>34085987I’ll miss you too
>>34086059She used to tease me after blow jobs a lot. After I came she would stop for a bit, and then after I was done cumming she would start sucking and licking my cock again. It was so intense that I would convulse and not be able to breathe after a while. It was obvious how it was too much so she would stop for a bit and then do it again, laughing in between. Then one day she mentioned being tied up/rope fetish stuff. I did it to her, but she wanted to do it to me so I let her. She was riding me reverse cowgirl when I came inside of her. After she cleaned my cum out of her pussy she came back and slowly climbed on top of me again, cowgirl facing me. She slowly lowered herself onto me while I said "baby wait, I just came" but she didnt stop. She was slowly riding me and it was this mix of feeling too intense and perfect. It obviously turned her on seeing me like that and she began to bounce on my cock faster and faster. This is when it was too much for me. I tried to shake the ropes off my hands, my moans turned into outrights screams, and I had to beg her to please stop over and over again a few times until she realized I couldnt take it anymore.
>>34086078Trvth nvke
What did atoga get for Christmas? I acquired the knowledge that the incels were right and women monkey branch days after leaving a relationship, even if that relationship lasted for years
>>34086070>>34086072I truly hope your christmas wish for an orgasm comes true then
>>34086074Good.
>>34086078Wrong.>>34086083Wrong.
>>34086078NTAI've had many men hit on me, some of them explicitly asking me for sex, and I turned them all down. This happened during the loneliest and most desperate time of my life, but I simply could not imagine anything intimate with a man being anything other than super gross. It's just basic heterosexuality.
male bits jiggle in their pantsfemale bits jiggle in their shirtspreety cool
>>34084599Sometimes other people are what makes living worth it
>>34086090What if their jiggly bits touched?
>>34084599how did you get a gf in that situation?
>>34086089What country is this? You get punched in the face for asking another man that here.
>>34086095The US.
>>34086084we're right about everythingI gave extravagantly and received absolutely nothing, which I consider ideal. my christmas present to myself was purchased some time ago; I splurged on a kickass carbon fiber wheelset for the first time ever.
>>34084686This is one of my last few moments before having to interact with people I'm hating more and more (it's my fault though I can't leave). Haven't been on for a while
Merry Christmas, ATOGA! Whatcha get?
Happy holidays reddit
>>34086089>during the loneliest and most desperate time of my lifeA few months completely devoid of sex, just with a lot of left swipes on dating apps, the 99+ icon and about 35 men trying to reach you through private messages.
>>34086104That’s a guy you replied to you retard
Wish someone wanted to kiss me
>>34086068that's the point, it switches from him being like yeah I get to fuck a hot girl into oh shit when will this end>>34086102nothing, I have nobody in my life
>>34086102M mostly cookware and then some clothes and an air fryer.
>>34084779I'd be hella disappointed if we didn't cycle through all of them during sex, then go buy more together.I'd find it endearing. Quirks and traits are what make people special and memorable, and worth interacting with. Who really want's mundanity? As long as you aren't hurting anyone, including yourself, I see little reason to have any shame.
>>34086102cash cologne and clothesall a nigga knows
>>34086110You mentioned fucking him for ages AFTER he cums. I'm saying you should overstimulate him BEFORE he cums. Mix the build toward orgasm with overwhelming pleasure to the point that it hurts. If you can't manage that, can you even call it domination?
>>34084781always happens when I'm drunk
>>34086109they'd just be bad at it, you're not missing out
>>34084875On /atoga/ yeah
>>34086110>I have nobody in my lifeYou have us! And I got you this nice shiny (You)!>>34086111Nice. Air fryers are cool, got one too recently. Careful to read the instructions so you don't burn stuff like I did!>>34086114Cash is always nice, then you get to spoil yourself with anything you want.
>>34086089But you'd say yes to a female stranger who wanted to use you for sex?
>>34084875I respectfully stare, sometimes
>>34086122God, yes. That would be my dream.
>>34086102Merry Christmas! I got a vintage pendant from my mom, and my aunties gave me some cash. We had a nice afternoon together with the whole family
>>34086078It's impossible for men to be whorish or skittish, it takes skill, pimping ain't got easy
>>34086080You were still hard?
>>34086125That's disgusting. Where can I find a man whose definition of heterosexuality is neither degenerate whoredom nor one-way slavery?
>>34085129Good hygiene and rest and good diet and less stress helps me, and I got oily skin. My guess is that it'll help me stay young looking for longer
>>34084779Did you even care about any of the replies you got?
>>34086129Yeah. After intense sex, my cock will stay hard for a while after. It was just sort of throbbing still. She basically edged me for almost 30 min before I came.
>>34086130I won't apologize for finding women so attractive.
>>34085176If she's nice, yeah
>>34086133So that’s considered intense sex for you?
I'm not a manwhore but I wasted my first kiss and time with a girl who's name I don't even know. It's super sad, I don't know how women can feel good about slutting around
if a girl who's texting habits is taking up to a week to textsuddenly texts me after every 2ish days is that just her being nice?
>>34086133>After intense sex, my cock will stay hard for a while after.Are you a mutant, a lier or a retard?
>open any porn site after mid December>it's all christmas and santa clause stuffBruh...
>>34086138>up to a week to textjust let go bro
>>34086137when you perish your soul will be condemned to wander the earth until you find that unnamed girl again and retrieve the piece of your soul you carelessly gave away, and only then will you pass on
>>34085554Yeah, idgaf
>>34086141not with me, friends of hers
>>34086137True, I'm not a manwhore either, but I don't even know the names of half the women I've fucked. I blame society for this.
>>34086137You are most definitely a manwhore. "Man" is short for Manwhore to begin with.
My brother just spat in my face and insulted me after trashing the apartmentMerry Christmas
>>34086138>is that just her being nice?no, it's her having too much time on her hands suddenly. I'd bet that she's sick or having an unusually bad period or just got dumped or something.
>>34086138Sounds like avoidant and or not caring enough about you.Either way, drop it or don't get seriously involved.
>>34086146Rude>>34086142It was xmas and I wanted to be with someone don't judge me, I don't have to crazy single girl summers
>>34086137I wish I was a manwhore.You are too fucking sentimental.
>>34086151>I don't have to crazy single girl summersSounds like jealousy to me
>>34086150>avoidantthat would make sense with a lot more stuff actuallywe got pretty intimate at a small gathering couple days ago and ever since her couple of texts were very.... "i did kinda repress that" style:( damnit
This isn't impossible btw, nta >>34086133. Try edging for a long time and see if it happens to you
>>34086148Sorry bud, don't invite him over anymore until he changes
>>34086151she was your first but to her, you were just a fun way to kill 15 minuteswhen you wagged your tail for her and begged her with your eyes to trade your dignity for a few minutes of warmth she instantly knew you were easy, and when she smiled at you she made a mental note to get tested that weektrash
>>34086153I'm not a slut, Iong for a real relationship
Ok, shower time. Goodbye anons, cyl. Merry christmas, happy holidays, hope your day will be better than mine
>>34086158She wasn't trashy
>>34086157We live together. I’m moving in February. Guess I’ll just completely cut him out of my life. He said some horrible things and spitting on me is the cherry
>>34086139Yeah. If youre not old/fat and an inshape person, this is pretty normal. Does your dick immediatly go soft after cumming? Mine will stay hard for a few seconds after and slowly "deflate" normally. After a long edging session or something like I described, it will stay hard for a longer while after. It keeps pulsating for a bit, then just stays hard for almost a minute after.
>>34086158>tfw no girl i can wag my tail forwhy am i still here? just to suffer?
>>34086145I'm a manwhore and I keep a list. I made the mistake of showing a friend who I'd forgotten I'd put on the list lmao she wasn't happy
I feel like everyone around me has suddenly become tradmaxxing. I'm not hating on tradcucks or kids, whatever, it's their life if they want to be psyoped into throwing it away and caring for another person, okay? But I feel like all the events around me have suddenly become either 6+ or explicitly alcohol/sex/drugs. And I hate 6+ events. Anyway, I'll soon be going to an 18+ anime cosplay party at the local club, and we often have an orgy at the afterparty. So, Merry Christmas to everyone here.
>>34086138what people will tell you - shes less busywhat i will tell you - no matter how busy she is, if she really liked you she would make time for you. she probably lost some sort of attention sink recently and is now shoring that up with giving you more to get you to give her more back
>>34086179Ugh, I've thought about joining the cosplay orgy circuit but I don't have any interest in sewing.
I eloped today.I’m a married man. Gonna be honest, I’ve been posting in these threads for years, a long time ago (it doesn’t feel that long ago) I was a little baby hopeless virgin boy. Just posting this because you all can make it.
>>34086181sounds like a possibilitydespite us being pretty intimate with one anothershe's been trying to sweep it under the rugugh
>>34086183Congrats anon! Merry Christmas to you two
>>34086179>hating on people "tradmaxxing">"'ll soon be going to an 18+ anime cosplay party at the local club"You're a loser anon. People are dropping you from their life because you're dead weight.
>>34086183Cool, was she a virgin too?
>>34086186Thank you. I don’t think I could dream up a more perfect wife. Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you enjoy the holidays.
>>34086189>women>virgin
>>34086191what made you decide to elope vs having a traditional ceremony?
>>34086191>>34086183Congrats! never come to this place again anon
>>34086061I love sexWhat I don't love is being too stressed out about other shit (like packing and moving an entire apartment's worth of stuff in a few days) or doing the exact same thing every time with no variation and no promises of even an attempt to make me cum.
Women, why do you have to be so evil?
>>34086189When I married her? No. Before we met? It’s never come up in the three years I’ve known her. I was her first serious boyfriend but I assume she’s probably had sex before me. I don’t particularly want to know though.
>>34086198Uh oh. Married after only 3 years of knowing each other? I hope you're not both in your 30s.
>>34086201>only 3 yearsKek, boomer
>>34086197this is the normal amount of evil, maybe youre the weird one
>>34086193Our traditional ceremony is in a few months. We decided to sign the certificate today because of certain benefits and there was no real reason to wait, while plenty of reasons to do it now.Actually looking up the term elope, maybe it’s not accurate. Both our families knew what we were doing and her mom was one of our witnesses.
>>34086179Enjoy being chad, people are just jealous of your easymode
>>34086183>orgy with a bunch of weebsOrgy never sounded more unappealing
Femanons, my big sister is way kinder, cooler, and prettier than you. Why can't all women be like her?
>>34086207Oops>>34086179
>>34086197(S)he who fights monsters...
>>34086202I'm not a boomer, but do you really think it will last if they're basically desperate strangers that got married in their 30s? The guy was a virgin and she was looking for a betabuxx husband after hitting the wall. That's not a love story. Getting married for the sake of it isn't a win if the foundation isn't proper.
>>34086102A Casio calculator watch from a company I worked at this year. It was nice, my first gift in many years
>>34086188If you were truly secure in your values you wouldn't be so blatantly envious of that anon
>>34086102A vacuum cleaner. I ain't even joking.I also got a bracelet, some chocolate from Dubai (NOT Dubai chocolate), and Darktide
>>34086179I think there's definitely a middle ground to be found between trad kid friendly stuff and an orgy
Good morning, happy Boxing Day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM04FIgoEkI
Merry Christmas, broanons. As for femanons, you can go fuck yourselves, I hope you all get coal.
>>34086201How long are you supposed to wait? We were talking about marriage less than a year of knowing each other.Some day you will meet someone. They won’t check all of your boxes but they will check boxes you had no idea you had. You will realize that going through life with this person would be pretty great, and maybe, just maybe, it was meant to be all along. Maybe it takes you 5 or 10 years to be sure, I knew pretty early on that I found someone special, and to be honest the longer we’ve been together the more I love who she is as a person.
another christmas without a moid why do i even bother
>>34086218I was a virgin several years ago (like 5 or 6 years ago) posting in atoga. I was not a virgin when I met her. We are not strangers, she knows me better than anyone else I know, and I can list a billion things about her.The rest of your post is weird my dude. I think you need to experience life a little bit more and stay off of 4chan if you ever expect to find happiness. At the very least take incel logic with a grain of salt.
>>34086205fwiw I'd still consider it "eloping" if you did all the official paperwork prior to the ceremony, I got what you meant no worries. I did the same thing for my brother and sister-in-law as a court witness. Congratulations and best wishes to your next chapter in life, seeing people from here getting married gives people like me hope.
>>34086241Have you tried finding one
>>34085855TOTAL BULLSHIT, and here's why~If women really felt that they could be gibbed at any time, they would behave nicer than they behave. Modern women behavior is instead 100% "treat men badly all the time unless they're hot (rich and important)" which is NOT THE BEHAVIOR of someone who is worried about being chum.Pretend I am an Iguana of import. head to tail 300 feet long, I breathe fire, I can wreck your house If I turn too quickly because my tail is like freight train. Would *anyone* fuck with me? No. So why is that 5 foot 2 one hundred and eighteen pound HUMAN WOMAN talking shit about iguanas of my stature? SHE. DOES. NOT. CARE. THAT. MUCH.>foid: gonna burn down my house today are you? any day's a bad day where there's iguanas like you around... *pokes you 24/7*>me: My hobbies are weed and watching youtube. I AM NOT A MONSTER, stop being retarded. *resets the wi-fi* Stop poking me so damn much.>foid: don't tell me what to do~ *escalates for no reason*THIS IS NOT A FEAR RESPONSE. It's a *lack* of fear response.
>>34086244How did you meet her? Whyd you elope on Christmas?
>>34086250NtaIt's only not safe to make fun of you when I'm alone with you.
i am a moidwho is gonna pick me up
>>34086230>to be honest the longer we’ve been together the more I love who she is as a person.tfw no man will ever feel this way about me
>>34086220>you just hate me because you're jealousThis isnt true anon. Youre a loser and youre wasting your youth. Do what you want with this information.
>>34086179I saw an orgy once and no one was using protection is what I heard.
>>34086230fuck this makes me sad to read, i found that person and now she's farther away from me than she has ever been. if i could feel envy, i would. but i am happy for you, too. best of luck with this chapter, anon
>>34086255Hmm, it sounds as though you're unwiling to look past my exterior and to gauge my true self, I though women hated objectification? Hmph. If you wanted some weed or youtube recs that's within my oeuvre, but you're too busy screaming to hear me out.
>>34086241Let's dance in circles in the snow while we kiss
I know several people who would want me as their daughter in law but no moid wants to wife me up... I don't know, am I stuck in the nice-but-boring-girl zone?
>>34086250>place meat offerings at the altarappeasement isn't love, chud
>>34086269I don't think being judgemental of your actions or words and insulting your character to your face is objectification? What are you talking about?
>>34085969lol. im making christmas cookies with my cousins and im keeping the frosting tube thingy in my cleavage in between batches. merry christmas boobguy
>>34086272literally meI constnatly get complimented by old people but their sons HATE me
>>34086272Did you consider talking to single man instead of fathers
>>34086272>know several people who would want me as their daughter in law but no moid wants to wife me upwhat the fuck are you saying manif they wanted that they would set you up with their sons you dumbass
>>34086245Thank you anon, I really appreciate it. At times in my life I think things felt truly hopeless. I’m happy life turned out the way it did for me, and I’m hopeful for other anons. I think those that persist and keep working on themselves do make it in the end.>>34086254As most do, online. I am not chad or even chadlite, believe me. I really don’t know why she picked me to go on a date. She said she thought I was weird and goofy and worth talking to. We decided to elope on Christmas because it would be fun, and it’s also an easy date to remember since we will technically have two different weddings.
>>34086174Did you cum again?
>>34086285>onlineWhere online? how old was she?
>>34086282Yeah I know, I mean if you're gonna joke about me marrying your son you might as well try arranging it like in the good ol' days? Lmao
>>34086274Why do you feel you can treat a godzilla-esque entity so rudely? It's not a survival instinct to, say, stand, in front of a moving train for instance. To *not* stand there is the instinct. Women just seem to like getting as close as they can to things they seem to not like.
>>34086299an unfortunate habit of humans generally. we always crave the things that are bad for us, because familiarity is preferable to uncertainty, even when the familiar is ugly.
>>34086299>godzilla esqueGodzilla could destroy an entire city. An angry man could destroy my face if I'm too close when I piss him off. They are not the same. If I'm treated rudely I will respond in kind if there are other people around.
>>34086272It's possible you're non attractive and give off weird vibes?
>>34086267I don’t know your situation but maybe it’s worth pursuing. Life is short. If you’re not taking risks you’re wasting time. If it’s truly not a salvageable thing then I’m sorry anon.>>34086257Black pilled nonsense
>>34086293Tinder. Sorry anon I’m not going to answer all of your questions, especially as they get weirder.
>>34086272looking for commitment in this day and age is akin to stumbing around a desert for water. you will find an oasis someday, but the journey from here to there is guaranteed to be painful :/
How common is it for men to own a flesh light?
>>34086323Not that common, seems a lot of hassle for too little benefit.
>>34086317im just asking because Im 24 and have never had a boyfriend and it's stressing me out Im sorry i didnt mean to be weird seriously
>>34086323i have a variety of toys, including fleshlighs/onaholes. i am a real virgin hermit though so idk how i stack up compared to normal duders
>>34086312I'm not ugly but maybe people can tell there's a schizo under the quiet nice girl facade
>>34086330>>34086332Why are girls trolling today?
I hate being a jealous wench its the worst feeling in the world
>>34086303I like it, but I feel I shouldn't. I feel mildly incentivized to encourage women to not stand on the tracks.>>34086305>I will respond in kind if there are other people around.is this why my woman is so rude to me in public? I swear when others are around I am negged 24/7 by her.
>>34086330aw anon. be kinder to yourself and stop placing unhinged expectations on yourself. you aren't chained to your past, and you'll drive yourself mad if you give in to your insecurities.
>>34086335im not trolling if anything the guy posting on his WEDDING day is trolling... but im trusting him
>>34086337>is this why my woman is so rude to me in public? I swear when others are around I am negged 24/7 by her.Its actually probably because she's embarrassed to be seen with you or nervous what people will think of you both
>>34086323Seems pointless to buy one and I don't like things that can't be cleaned properly.
>>34086272>>34086279>>34086330>>34086339Are you guys trolling? How does this even happen?
>>34086330Sorry there’s another anon who was being weird. She was 26 when we met. I was 29. My only advice is persistence. Time and effort when combined is a powerful thing.
>>34086338>unhinged expectationsits not unhinged to want to be loved at nearly 25. be serious for a momentmy issue with my past is that i dont have one and i dont think wanting love is giving into an insecurity
>>34086250>Pretend I am an Iguana of import. head to tail 300 feet long, I breathe fire, I can wreck your house If I turn too quickly because my tail is like freight train. Would *anyone* fuck with me?túrin turambar would like a word
>>34086335Not trolling, I'm dead serious
>>34086272listen I don't mean to be rude but I am watching eldery pakistani men play carrom and it is already WAY more interesting than you are
>>34086346that's not what i was talking about. reading between the lines. wanting love isn't unhinged, but the stories we tell ourselves are, and no story that has you focused on a lack of love is a good one. moderate likelihood you worry about implications of your situation, and that is where ugly things spawn.
>>34086349NtaStart gothmaxxing, get goth makeup and hair colouring
air fucking + pushup attempts feel surprisingly good i can see myself doing this for another few monthsone day i will be able to do a real pushup
>>34086341>Its actually probably because she's embarrassed to be seen with you or nervous what people will think of you bothWell that's fine? Leave me out of that. I'm eating chicken breast and her married friends are looking at me like I'm hitler.
>>34086323theyre typically not super cheap and require lube and maintenance otherwise they feel worse than just fucking your fist, they arent worth ittenga eggs on the other hand have potential but theyre one use only and they are also like 40-50 usd for a 6 pack, men get preyed on for their horniness
>>34086345thanks >>34086352>that is where ugly things spawn.like what? im already desperate and sad. its not fair
>>34086356Do incline push ups and planks to build up strength
>>34086323Rare on 4chan, we own onaholes
>>34086337>is this why my woman is so rude to me in public? I swear when others are around I am negged 24/7 by her.No that's not normal. You're supposed to be nice to your own man out in public, present a united front even if things behind closed doors are fucked. She must just hate you but not want to be the dumper.
>>34086323not really all that common, I've owned them in the past and they're not as good as just using your hand.
>>34086348>turan: you need to respect women!>glaurung: ow! fuck! my weed!
>>34086358They turned jacking off into a subscription model...Fuck this world.
>>34086367the dragon tricked him into banging his sister so he got the last laugh
>>34086365THIS, dude, I got called toxic for saying this exact thing, even though I felt I was being reasonable.
>>34086360i will try incline pushups but i dont really have something to do it on, planks sound good though because my stomach muscles are kinda weak (they are just fat)
>>34086357>are looking at me like I'm hitler.Why
>>34086361What is the difference?
>>34086378It is reasonable. People don't hang their dirty laundry outside, just the clean stuff. That said it can be toxic if both parties aren't actively trying to maintain or fix the relationship. If you're just roommates who resent each other at home but present as the perfect couple while out it's time to just end things.
>>34086387Onaholes are high quality Japanese products and have their own general at >>>/jp/
>>34086359you do not want to know what. part of that answer is because i don't know you, and we are prone to constructing hyper personalized hells for ourselves. trust me on that.desperation never comes from a good place, and it does not lead you to good places. you say you want love, but i'd bet shekels that what you really crave is connection, either because you have none or the ones you have aren't true connections. what is it you're desperate for, exactly? and don't say love, you don't picture love in your mind. what are you hoping to find (and i am asking in earnest)?
>>34086390Do they work if your penis isn't Japanese sized?
Men, if you scratch my bach I scratch yours
>>34086394ntano
>>3408538122 M
>>34086396Deal
>>34086314>I don’t know your situation but maybe it’s worth pursuing.i don't either, if i'm being honest with you. it is genuinely somewhere in between "it has never been so over" and "it hasn't even begun", and i cannot tell which it is for the life of me. i don't do uncertainty well, and i can't trust my instincts, all i have now is faith that she can get her shit together and a gentle hope that she, too, was serious about the things she said.
>>34086394NTAYes, they have ones that work for large penises. I'm quite well-endowed and I have two that are amazing. That said, the cleanup and such is tedious and not worth it to me, so I haven't used them in several years.
>>34086392>what are you hoping to finda man who wants to marry me and is my best friend
>>34086386Because this morning she said "Take the trash out, *now*." and I said "Relax, I'll do it it when I'm done with playing playstation" and I spent 20 minutes playing playstation instead of immediately getting up and taking the trash out. I know taking the trash out takes like 5 minutes. I always take the trash out, I just wanted to play playstation first.
>>3408538138
Women. If you dated a guy you thought was nice and did sexual stuff with early on, even buying lingerie to fuck him, sucked his dick, but never actually fucked him, then got the ick and slowly tapered off until you finally dumped him, told him to text you when he got home so you knew he was safe, he didn't, you didn't, no contact for 3 months, then he asked you to come over just to fuck, would you be insulted? Would you think he's pathetic or just horny? Would you think he was desperate for sex and an incel? What would you think?
>>34086396what the hell anon, are you chopin onions in here? you'e gonna make me cry
>>34086396>my bachI prefer you scratch my beethoven
>>34086396okay but debussy is off-limits
>>34086408this story doesnt make sense
>>34086405that isn't an answer. those things are abstract, they can't exist in a tangible form. what interactions are you missing right now? or, rather, what do these things look like to you? a man who wants to marry you, to be your best friend? describe that to me.
>>34086408The he's stupid?
>>34086408I can't see myself going this far that early in a relationship,but if I did and then the rest you mentioned happened, I'd assume you're just trying to use me for sex and I'd be pretty embarrassed and insulted.
>>34086409relax, there's no manuel to this you know
no submissive autistic gf that gets anxiety if I leave the window cracked at night
>>34086410You stole my joke
>>34086421I just got dumped by the perfect guy for being too submissive and passive, you guys screwed me.
>>34086431>the perfect guywomen that are chad-only do not have to reply to my posts.
Isn't chad already married to his highschool sweetheart?
>>34086432If you were to evaluate the guy based on your own criteria you wouldn't call him Chad but...whatever you need to tell yourself to not crash out
>>34086436chad rotated through every art-ho in the state and married another elite that can actually survive and prosper in upper class social circles
>>340864365% of people are having 50% of sex on the earth. women are only dating the top 20% of men, and 45% of women are unmarried. There is roughly 10% more single women than single men. You do the math.
>>34086419you must think you're real cute, joplin names like that
>>34084274state gender>>>/soc/34621959
>>34086413Okay I'll rephraseYou meet a guy on a dating app. You start dating. You guys do some kinda sexual stuff after 5 or 6 dates. You call him "Daddy" cause he's slightly older but he doesn't really feedback into it. You introduce him to your parents. You get the ick somehow. Start texting him less and less. He lives with his parents and lost his job but is going back to school and has so much money saved he pays for everything date wise. You still suck his dick despite knowing this. Then get the ick. Maybe he's too nice and it becomes cloying. Or your parents make a comment that he doesn't seem to have a future. You ask to meet his parents. Then 3 days later you break up with him after milking him for some rides to places and helping you grocery shop.He doesn't text you at all.Then 3 months later he asks you to come over to fuck. Nothing else just asking for a booty call. Obviously you'd say no but would you think he was just being nice the whole time trying to fuck you and didn't actually like you to care about you?
>>34086416Why exactly is he stupid? Just trying to get pussy from an ex? Women hookup with their exes all the time. >>34086417No sex after 3 months? If you're not a virgin I'm sorry but that's gonna be hard to swing unless you're really interesting. Which you might be, but I'm my experience the women who refuse to put out for months and months, and aren't virgins, are also really boring.
>>34086431uh, i want a gf who'll conquer the world with me
>>34086441im like scott steiner when it comes to math, can you explain it to me
>>34086436Not always. The anon who said that Chads never have hook-ups or FWBs is retarded. But Chads do settle down in their mid 20s after having done all their partying and fucking.
>>34086431What do you mean by "too submissive and passive", were you just ignoring him or something ?
>>34086431you just suck at blowjobsnot our fault
>>34086447Yeah I'm a virgin, I have a lot of hangups about intimacy and I know a lot of men wouldn't bother waiting for me to feel comfortable. I can't really say if people find me interesting, I've always been a bit of a loner
>>34086449The top 20% of men are sharing women. Married or unmarried means nothing in female society, since they're still rotating into the Chad section of romance semi-often, with the top 5% of men having not only the top 5% of women, but virtually all of them, as the bottom 80% of men are not having success in dating. basically 5% of men have access to roughly 80% of women.
>>34086392whats the differnece between love and connection? >>34086414why not?someone who has sex with me. someone who is attracted to me, who laughs with me. i don't know. a boyfriend.
This exact date last year, I gave my heart. The very next day, it was given away.
>>34086431>I just got dumped by my chaddest chad yet for being too ugly and uninteresting, you incels screwed me.If you say so...
>>34086462what will you do this year?
>>34086458I'm calling bullshit on your numbers
>>34086444Mfucking disgustingget yourself together
>be 32 years of age>got dumped by your moid for a 24 years old bimboIt was a great year
>>34086396if you arent doing pic related to me, dont even bother
>>34086464nta but in this coming year I will be re-enacting the hit mahjong manga Akagi on the elite pakistani underground carrom circuit
>>34086436Clearly not seeing as you hooked up with men who were clearly single on dating apps. Just remember your own experiences, it's not hard.
>>34086468One up him by getting a 20 year old himbo.
Italians are the only people who aren't having kids due to economic problems, they have all those baddies impossible they dont feel the urge to get them pregnant
>>34086465women generally would prefer not to be contacted by 5 out of 6 men, so 83 percent of men.
>>34086465You're right, it's probably more like 1% of men getting 100% of bitches.
>>34086457How old are you?
>>34086471>Letting moids put their filthy paws on youEw
Does the status quo between me and a girl from being just "friends who see each other regularly because of the same friendsgroup" change after>Cuddling it up>Her falling asleepAt this years christmas party?
>>34086468Why did you choose a cheater? Your own fault.
>>34086479Late 20s
>>34086482It was okay for 5 years, then he cheated
>>34086465The top 5% of women have roughly 16 male partners. the top 5% of men have roughly 50-60 female partners.
>>34086132I did, thank you. It quelled a lot of my anxiety about my hobby.
>>34086481yesyou didn't fuck so your status is permanently confirmed as asexual to her. she probably thinks you're gay.
>>34086481Imo you two should discuss this over some coffee.
>>34086480I didn't say that. Most of the time you all don't even let them touch you, you just use their penises during the hookup.
>>34086488Lol i mean fair?>>34086492I would, if she weren't an avoidant personality lol
>>34086482All moids are cheaters untill proven innocent
>>34086361>onaholesWe have names, asshole.
>>34086476Not even wrong, but let's not start that talk.
>>34086466get what together faggot?
>>34086485>5 years >didnt proposesis you should've known 2 years in
>>34086468I recognise you, I'm sorry
>>34086499your shityou look at that in the mirror and say to yourself ''yep thats fine''
>>34086493>Letting moids anywhere near youDisgusting
>>34086495No, you're just choosing the cheaters and love the traits of a cheater instead of traits like kindness and loyalty.
>>34086461good questions! love is to connection as a wet sidewalk is to rain. it is through connection that unhealthy love emerges from, and connection comes from shared meaningful experiences. do you see what i'm getting at? here you are wanting things, and you don't even know what those things are! that isn't a rebuke, by the way, just pointing out that your idea of marriage, of boyfriends, is part of that story i mentioned in my earlier post.it's a real catch-22 eh? you desperately seek these things you imagine, and i can tell you how that story ends: someday, somewhere, a thankful girl will find this love she is looking for. flowers, dates, laughter, all these things she imagined. she'll have reached the top of the mountain, and she won't know what to do with herself; not because she missed the mark, but because she passed the mark and now doesn't have an aim. the sad truth about people is that they NEED to be unsatisfied to feel fulfilled. the things this girl wants is the simple stuff, the easy stuff, the thing that most guys could give her. where's the connection in that?for some people, life weaves itself together. others see this, and it makes them feel bad about their own patchwork. you said earlier it wasn't fair, what did you mean by that? i can guess, but i want to know what you're thinking and feeling when you say it.
>>34086496JH, wtf?
>>34086485>It was okay for 5 years, then he cheatedit was not okay for 5 years and then he cheated. you were out of your league for five years and he cheated after six weeks.
>>34084274Girls, if you had a penis, what would be the ideal penis to have?What length and girth would have? Would it have foreskin? Would it have visible veins?
>>34086502
>>34086498NTA but I've had it with those ancient studies and then looking around and seeing most of the women swiping and dating around. Time has passed. Women are different now.
>>34086480please don't say i have paws
>>34086504Moids are incapable of feeling kind... You know what never mind, I'm tired of trolling, happy Christmas
>>34086502DESCRIBE why you feel this way. Also why are you saving fashion videos FAGGOT?
>>34086505sorry, misspoke. connection breeds healthy love, i meant to add that obsession breeds unhealthy love.
>>34086510Here's a fact from 2024. Single men and women between the ages of 18 and 34 (53% and 68%, respectively) are not in a romantic relationship.
>>34086505i think you think naive and im not. i dont think connection or love is simple. i think its rare, hard to find, and a lot of work to maintain. and i think i missed my chance.
>>34086518Swiping and dating around don't constitute romantic relationships.
>>34086507He's not out of my league, he's a fucking smuggler
>>34086522he's out of your league. hell, I'm out of your league.
>>34086506Not JH, but not far off>>34086508It would be huge in contrast to my body, but only be around 7 inches. Definitely not circumcised, and bulging with veins. I would want it to be physically imposing.
>>34086524No
>>34086522Holy shit he's so far out of your league, you were dating Han Solo
One kiss is all it takesTo make femanon fall in love with me
>>34086483Oh I expected early 20s. I'm early 30s so most of the women around me haven't been virgins in over a decade.What kind of hangups keep you from having sex?
by the time i figure out my baggage i'm gonna be like 32 and not have the energy to be good at sex or be pretty and nobody will like me anyway
>>34086519sorry if i came off condescending, not my intention. knowing and understanding are two different things, and human beans are prone to forming expectations when they only know things. the truth is that love is easy and found everywhere, most people share the same motivations, we are quite literally designed to connect with one another, one of the very few redeemable traits humanity has. why do you suppose you've missed your chance? did you let a guy get away, or are you just doomposting over your age?
>>34086468sucks but respectfully, you dont have time to feel sorry for yourself. get back in there and get your life locked in
>>34086527Yes. You're past marriageable age, nearly past childbearing age, and you're here on Christmas day whining about lost chad.that story in your head where it all works out in the end? not happening. I wouldn't have you. He wasn't yours, you had a turn.
>>34086526Lol, you are speaking like you have been thinking about it for a while.>Definitely not circumcisedWhy?>I would want it to be physically imposing.Why?
>>34086515you asked for adviceI gave it to you
I wish I had "ex-vision". Like, the ability to *see* a woman's exes in a database, the exact second she starts talking. Then I could actually talk to women. Her exe was mid so i can mog him and ask her out.
>>34086541wouldn't help because the oofy doofy will always have good credit or a nice salary
>>34086541I wish I had magic powers, but of course I can't have my wish granted because wishes themselves rely on magic powers.
>>34086541Don't worry, the vast majority of women can't wait to start talking about their exes. You should consider yourself lucky if she mentions them less than twice in the span of 10 minutes.
>>34086550Skill issue, just be 6’5
>>34086541>implying people don't carry their exes around with them blatantly"once bitten twice shy" is an idiom for a reason
MenCan you somehow notice it when a woman has recently masturbated?
>>34086541>sees hot girl>"i wish i could look at men instead so i could compare myself to them"actually insane
>>34086541Palantir solves this
>>34086558>man, femanon is being less of cunt today
>>34086558I can't notice if a woman has ever masturbated at all in her entire life.
>>34086531I was pretty sheltered as a kid, my background was very conservative too. You could say I'm socially stunted, I don't really have any friends either. Plus I'm very insecure, even though I'm not horribly unattractive or anything.
i like people and socializing but i literally go to the bathroom to masturbate for like 6 minutes and then go back to normal afterwards like once or twice an houri wish i could be normal
does anyone else feel really lonely going to church?
When a girl implies her ex was not chad, is that her way of telling me to ask her out? We all know I'm not chad, is it time for me to shoot my shot?
>>34086567Yeah
No moid means no christmas sex :(
>>34086565Mormon or something?
>>34086558Only if she's been acting horny and then suddenly calmed down.
>>34086558Yes. It's painfully obvious. Everybody can tell. Why did you have to masturbate before talking to me? Where's your shame, woman?
>>34086566why not be normal?
>>34086260It's just really obvious that you envy them, man. Idk what you want me to tell you. Your values are weakly held. Unlike you I don't envy them
I'll hate foids for the rest of my life.
>>34086558No?
>>34086558Not usually. I can smell when black girls are horny though.
>>34086571Same but no foid :(And no new years kiss…
Had an interview with the post
>>34086571>no sweaty balding moid grunting on top of me for 3 minutes, rolling off, leaving to watch a video essay on green hill zone, jealously checking in on me because female masturbation is basically cuckoldry>can't emerge from the bedroom blueballed to listen to him talk shit about his parents because they got him lame normie shit for christmasThere is no greater lifestyle upgrade than a breakup
>>34086589quiet, clitboy.
>>34086539I have thought about it quite a while. But I wouldn't be circumcised because it's not common in my culture and none of my family is. And I would want it to be imposing to match my energy. Like I feel like I would be very confident with a big dick swinging between my legs.
>>34086592Looks like I had better moids than you. Sad!
It feels weird that she’s already moved on so quickly. Why are women so evil?
>>34086597Good for her, you sound like a loser
>>34086592>leaving to watch a video essay on green hill zonechad-only
>>34086597>gender that rapes and murders other gender at disproportionate rate asks how other gender are so evilYou can't make this shit up
>>34086592>video essay on green hill zoneand you didn't hold his hand?
>>34086596I was dumb enough to listen to men when they told me that shy losers make better partners than handsome, experienced, popular and properly socialized men
>>34086598You don’t know me. I’m not a loser and I don’t appreciate you calling me one
>>34086597hate to be the bearer of bad news but it is likely she started moving on a while before breaking up.
>>34086597Because women are incapable of feeling love for non-Chads.
>>34085381M 27
>>34086592literally me except im not balding and i dont watch video essays
>>34086609I'm not taking it back, I'm very evil you see
>>34086603That's horrible! Can you be more specific on which men are doing it the most?? Do you have stats perhaps?
>gender resentment posting goes up on christmaskek
>>34086589>that hatabsolutely hilarious
How's your Christmas been so far?
>>34086620You don't get to pull the race card just because YOUR country's brown people % is in the double digits btw
My mom just doesn’t care at all
>>34086623I've been masturbating most of the day to distract me from the crippling loneliness. Might finish my Cyberpunk playthrough tonight.
>>34086612Oh>>34086613On paper, I’m chad but I think we were together for so long and we started dating when we were 19. I think she got bored and wanted to see what else was out there and if she could get chad++. Who knows, maybe she got what she wants>>34086618I’m glad you’ve proven my point
>>34086623FWatching anime, masturbating, listening to slim shady LP and drinking
>>34086633>I’m chadLol. Lmao even
>>34086623chill. probably going to manchild it up here in a few minutes, and then get ready for a trip i am going on some time tomorrow.>>34086633>Ohsorry. if it makes you feel any better, probably if the situation was reversed, she's be wondering this about you
>>34086623I'm totally alone for the first time in my life. I don't really feel that bad tho. I never really related or felt close to my family so the lack of stress and social pressure is actually calming. I am just doing drawing exercises on my little tablet. 9/10 tbqh, loneliness isn't entirely bad.
All I wanted for Christmas this year was a 4'10 95lb 19yo blonde woman. Maybe next year
>>34086634what anime ya watching buddyim watching chainsaw man right now, fun characters so far
>>34086637Excuse you, I'm from a white country
>>34086641Rewatching Kaguya for like 4th time
>>34086623Terrible, my roommate got drunk and screamed and spat on me
>>34086640>T. 5'7 250lb 37yo bald scrote
All I wanted for Christmas was a 4’10 shortstack asian gf. Maybe next year
>>34086648i look like this and say this
want a boy who likes making me embarrassed for christmas but isnt mean he just goes pretty pretty please wear this and i go fiine and then he's like gross and stuff but lovey dovey and im like grumble grumble i dont like this at all (lying)
>>34086646wasn't some girl here just talking recently about being spat on by her brother? why are so many anons here spit targets?
>>34086647>I am sooo confusedNah I think you are just dump
>>34086652that's good, there's no greater joy in the world than bullying (loving) a gf desu
>>34086623I am working from 16 hours.
>>34086648literally actually me except not balding yet
>>34086623M uneventful. My dad is recovering from a heart attack and stroke so we’re not going anywhere.
>>34086623Pretty good, had dinner with most of the family.
>>34086657I used to get bullied a lot by women all the time, except they didn't love me at all. they just hated and resented me, and ultimately ghosted me after they got bored with me
>>34086658for* 16 hours, 8am to midnight.
>>34086663that's a shame anon, you would do well to surround yourself with better people to the degree you can
>wish for a bigger dick >wake up>dick is still embarrassingly smallyou did this to me, s*ntaby chud status is YOUR fault.
>>34086666>those quadsthanks Satan. I cut my losses and stopped hanging out with those groups of friends after they ghosted me, but I don't have anyone else to hang out with anymore now. I'm just alone.
>>34086652you don't want me gaming this out. I was trained by the best.
>>34086667Be patient, it takes a while to ship a big dick on such short notice.
>>34086623creampiemas
>>34086673>he didnt even deliver it in his sleigh for christmas morningsurely santa isnt such a lazy boomer..
>>34086677It wouldn't fit on the sleigh! You weren't specific on the dimensions, so it's about the size of the Statue of Liberty.
>>34086669being alone is preferable to being surrounded by people with ugly souls, at least for me. it is not a happy existence, but it is more dignified. i hope you can find good people for you!
>>34084274I'm a dude in my mid 30s, why tf do I still think of and fantasize about my "first" from when I was coming into adult hood.Yet the girls after her and in between have disappeared from me. I'm either all about my current lover/interest or the first. Or I always think about the first while I'm pursuing or with the current. And all those corny love songs always has the current or first drift into mind. Or when I'm purely single it completely reverts back to the firstWtf is this shit? Do females experience this?
>>34086623>How's your Christmas been so far?Binge watching shows
>>34086680I haven't even had a second one and I still never think about my first except when someone says "men bad" and I'm like "oh right"
If you're a man and you've never made a woman have an earth-shattering orgasm, you cannot say she loves you or that you love her. This is actually, unironically true.
>>34086623Good foodGood fapsNice giftsNice assGot sloshedThrew up
legit just want to get lean because of my face
>>34086686BUT HOW?HOW DO I DO IT?
>>34086558This is a serious answer: it's possible to notice if she's in need of a sexual release or not. What's tricky, thereon, is figuring whether she got off through masturbation or through fucking a bunch of men on a rotation. Whereas in the case of men you can probably tell apart a lonely gooner from a guy who just split pussy in half.
i wish there was something like masturbating that made me feel cozy and cheerful instead of aroused and yucky
Prayers up for my mom, she shit her pants twice yesterday.
>>34086696masturbating on drugs makes me feel cozy afterward, maybe try that. or consider therapy so you can stop being haunted by the past.
>>34086694>split pussy in halfDo men really?
>>34086693That show is so fucking dumb.I watched less than three minutes of it and couldn't stand it.
>>34086686chadlet gave me like a 15 minute long orgasm for christmas i thought i was stroking out for a minute
>>34086594>But I wouldn't be circumcised because it's not common in my culture and none of my family isSo, you have seen your brother's dicks?Tell me more.
>>34086693If you need to ask, you are hopeless. It's literally your primary evolutionary trait (the ability to fuck properly). How on earth can you need to read a guide or be taught?
>>34086696Mdma
>>34086714Sorry, dude.Guess I was stupid to ask something on the ADVICE board.
>>34086592incredibly unrelatable content my man stopped camping a 48 hr spawn window monster just to lay down the pipe for 30 minutes
>>34086720>Guess I was stupid to ask something on the ADVICE board.stupid? well yeah.naive? well son... yeah.
>>34086720girl this place is for 2-but nobodies to fill out the name field and blog post
>>34086713People being circumcised or not isn't treated like a secret.
I have a girlfriend and have never had sex with a man. But I've watched mostly shemale porn from a young age, and when I watch heterosexual porn, I imagine being the one who gets fucked. Am I gay? I'm afraid to try sex with a man because people would call me gay.
>>34086725>2-butLol, you tried
>>34086431>for being too submissive and passiveThere is a spectrum of submissiveness.There's submissively favoring his wants, desires, and opinions over your own.Then there's literally never expressing any thoughts or opinions until you're simply an empty husk that parrots "whatever you think, dear".As for passivity, too much of that is indistinguishable from apathy, disinterest, and a lack of enthusiasm.I have no idea what anons told you tho.
Guys, I’m insecure
>>34086735Same
>>34086728sexuality isn't real anon, it was a politically motivated tool designed to divide people and sow conflict for the strict purpose of eliminating the culture that came before. WAKE UPWAKE UP
>>34086735That's alright.It's okay to feel insecure sometimes.Why do you feel insecure?
>>34086738nta but im porn-corrupted and not very big down there so im terrified of sex despite wishing i could have it some dayhard to conquer that fear without willingly being vulnerable with a person
>>34086728>I'm afraid to try sex with a man because people would call me gay.This is where 4chan shines. We'll call you gay anyway, faggot.Seriously though, your sexuality should not be based on what vague "others" might say about you. That's how you end up killing hookers in thirty years.
MenIs it a coombrain thing when a woman wants to be called retard in bed?
>>34086747hot
>>34086747It's things like this that make me realize just how off the deep end I am with my fetishes and coom-brainedness.
>>34086747does it matter if it is?
>>34086738I posted it in here sometime last night but I opened Instagram to message a friend I haven’t talked to in a couple months and I still had the DMs of me and my ex in my DM list and I saw that her profile picture changed to her and the guy she’s currently dating. I remember asking her while we were dating why she sometimes makes posts about what she’s up to but will never post anything that we do together and she said it was because she wants to keep her “dating life private”. Well, I guess that changes when you’ve known a guy for a few months instead of someone you’ve known for like 10 years and dated for 4. It made me feel ugly and that she was just using me because she knows I’m autistic and struggle with human connection and wouldn’t leave her because there wasn’t anyone else to go to. I feel so shitty
>>34086746True, but my family would disown me.
>>34086753Yes. I don't want him to think badly of me
>>34086735They told me with age all fears fade. But I was never insecure about my looks in my youth. Granted, I was so good-looking. As I got older, I became insecure about everything, to the point where everyone tells me I'm handsome, but I think I'm fugly and looked much better before. They tell me my voice is pleasant, but I think it's annoying and sore.
>>34086747I think anything goes in bed that turns you on.Would you want to be degraded in general? Or even worse things than just called a retard? Like a dumb little retard.
>>34086757well i can't speak for other guys, but i've never thought badly of someone for having a fetish, even if it is weird. i was once perturbed at someone's fetish, only because i wasn't familiar with it and was concerned for their safety. sex, imo, should emphasize the "play". that said i'm basically a virgin so idk
>>34086747That has to be the most unsexy thing ever and I would end the relationship if a woman wanted me to do that
>>34086754>It made me feel ugly and that she was just using me because she knows I’m autistic and struggle with human connection and wouldn’t leave her because there wasn’t anyone else to go to.I say this from a place of love, she is just as autistic (and maliciously so) if she dated you for 4 years and never saw any future with you. It does not say a lot about you positively that you have no spine and aren't marriage material in her eyes, but it says a lot about her negatively if she wanted to stick around in that sort of relationship for several years just because she had no other options or felt the need to try. I do feel bad for you because shes a terrible human for her actions, but it's not something to hate yourself over. I'm not going to say that you need to swear off women and go for a total self improvement character arc, but I do think you need at least a little bit of time alone to be happy with yourself and to figure out what you want. Stick to those ideals that you built up for yourself and do not compromise them when you land your next one. In due time if you are true to yourself you will find your true love.
>>34086747It’s maybe just a little retarded
>>34086761>Would you want to be degraded in general?Yeah, verbally>Like a dumb little retardYes please
>>34086747retard as in, calling her stupid? or as in, you are mentally disabled to a point where I am taking advantage of your sexy body?either way, it wouldn't be my go-to thing obviously but I still think its hot. if it was with a girl i really liked, I'd be happy to oblige her, seems very easy to do. ive got a lot more messed up fetishes so it's whatever though, maybe I'm more tolerant than others from it.
>>34086740First of all, you're not alone. A lot of people feel this way, but this doesn't mean you're broken.Look, anon, porn does NOT represent real life.It's not realistic. It's like an action movie. The star does all these stunts and stuff, but because it's staged in a controlled environment.Porn is fantasious and can alter the way you think about sex. You don't need to be perfect and neither does your partner.It's all about having a good intimate time with them. Worrying about doing SSS-tier performance just takes all the fun and intimacy away.It's a moment to be shared, not judged.Connection, trust and feeling safe matter way more than that.
>>34086773What makes you so dumb? That you're only good for being fucked and nothing else you can do as well as that?Good thing you are dumb and pretty for me.
when do girls start becoming emotionaly mature to say what they want / what they dont want?
>>34086776i know all of this intellectually but the rational part of my mind is utterly defeated by the lizard-brained, trauma-empowered fear centers that govern my entire personality.>that sounds mentally ill it is but i am trying very hard to actually fix it
>>34086779~23 years of age
>>34086779Depends on the woman. Some literally never do.
>>34086782that is a lie
>>34086779never
>>34086779if avoidant, never
>>34086791>avoidantis this the new BPD?
>>34086779hardly a woman thing, most people i know never seem to reach that point, and now we are in the cursed era where younger generations are both unwilling to be open AND hide behind mental health jargon.>>34086780i'm nta but i wrote this post here >>34085470 (follow the chain) from some other anon, and if you can ride the same schizotypy wavelength, you might find it useful.
>>34086536>let a guy get away, or are you just doomposting over your age?bothi've never met him and probbbaly never will and i finid it humiliating that i can't succeed at the easiest thing in the world
>>34086795no, bpds usually tell you what they want if they want something
>>34086779Why? For you to call me a whore?
>>34086799so whats avoidant? a childs mind in a grown ups body?
>>34086802just google it
>>34086802its people who ghost or start pulling away either gradually or rapidly at certain times, usually when a relationship begins to get more serious. BPDemons blow up and make it everyone's problem, avoidants run away because they hate conflict.
>>34086805>>34086808is this coupled with autism by any chance? or /and add
>>34086780That makes sense.Just because you know this stuff in your mind doesn't mean you can conquer your fear easily.That doesn't really mean you're weak or crazy, a lot of people deal with this kind of split, the rational and the emotional. It's not a death sentence, you can work on it.I like to think it as a "defense mode" of your brain. It's trying to prevent you from doing anything that'll you'll regret in the future.Try to tackle this as not as a "try harder" scenario, but slow steps towards making you feel safe.Courage comes after action.
>>34086810>is this coupled with autism by any chance?dont think soi dont know anything about add so I cant say
>>34086810What a shitty image. That's just being insecure and introverted.
>>34086808>ghost or start pulling away either gradually or rapidly at certain times, usually when a relationship begins to get more seriousYeesh, this is actually spot on to what i'm going through with this girl atm.>because they hate conflictThis is just... nail on the head.
>>34086810>autismnot really, most high function autists are blunt, know what they want and dont really care for feelings of others, avoidants are mostly opposite of all that>adhdcloser than autism but not that much, maybe if there is an initial "chasing phase" that the person really enjoys, then dips out when things get serious, but that would be one of the few examples that aligns with thatits more coupled with anxiety than anything else that comes to mind
>>34086766Thank you for your kindness anon. I thought I was marriage material. I’m decently attractive, I’m tall, have a good job, resourceful, funny, etc but she didn’t like that I couldn’t help her with her mental issues but how do I do that? Now that I think about it, every time I tried to help and extend my hand, she would become more avoidant and just cry. I almost wonder if her “mental issues” were just her trying to rationalize leaving me and that she wasn’t actually having any kind of distress that didn’t have to do with me at all. It was about me, she felt the slightest bit of sympathy for me but because she’s a woman, she decides to be indirect, say that she needed a break to mentally recoup and then during the several week break, she was probably just talking to other guys the whole time and then when she found someone “better than me” she called off our relationship for good. I hate her so much
>>34086797succeed is an interesting word to use. the framing, too, is interesting. humiliation is a social feeling, who is your audience here? it can be real, imagined, or abstract (you could consider yourself in the future, for instance). if i may cut to the chase, you are trying to perform for an entirely imagined audience. i am left with the impression that you survived some sort of abusive situation, likely a childhood one, and that has caused a warped sense of identity; not only from the abuse, but from the path that abuse has set you on which you mindlessly claim ownership over. are you, right now, a defenseless child, a product of a quarter lifetime of desperate hope to feel normal, or are you something else? whatever answer you come up with, you should pause and consider why you came up with it, and what motivations your mind has to have that answer.
Get plapped right now, bitch.
>>34086821gotcha!
State gender. Have you ever masturbated with your roommate in the room?
>>34086817if you notice that, then you should leave those people alonedont even be interested in them as friends and absolutely do not try to get emotionally investedthey will just hurt you with their behavior if you get too involved
>>34086832Yeah, i shouldn'tBut my dick's pointing in her direction and her eyes do draw me inWhich'll just make the situation worse won't it
>>34086831I usually masturbate with my roommate in the elevator.
>>34086834>But my dick's pointing in her directionirrelevant she will never let you into her cuntuhh maybe if you ignore her long enough and she somehow gets desperate for you exactly, but that is unlikely, because as soon as you show a bit more interest again, she will take that as a win and ignore you again
>>34086839Jesus that bad?How's me showing interest a win for her?Oh god what did i get myself into
>>34086831MNo.
>>34086810>>34086808Sounds like me except I love conflict and constantly yelled at my ex because he failed to follow my instructions to a T.
>>34086842because if she is a narcissist on top of an avoidant, she will see it as a form of good-narc-points of sorts and that fuels herif she is not a narcissist and 'just' avoidant, then she will just stop replying anyway at some pointthey are mentally ill and need therapy or stick to other avoidants, you will never be happy with her for longer than a day and she will hurt you with her behaviormind you, it does not matter if she actually loves you, her mind just tells her she needs to be reclusive a lot so it will hurt herself in the process too, but her brain does not function properly and she will just chose to hurt you and herself
>>34086817Admittedly I don't really have a whole lot of info on how to deal with these sorts of people without losing your mental. honestly similarly to BPD, i think its sort of a thing that people need to work through with professional therapy.Unlike BPD, I do think a lot of avoidant behavior has been learned behavior rather than innate. One of my self-admitted avoidant friends mentioned that her first major relationship in high school was very toxic and her boyfriend was explosive and physically threatening, which made her struggle to initiate any sort of confrontation with not only him but with any other guys in future relationships, so she would just mentally check out and shut everyone out if it got to a point where difficulty in anything occurred. It became a survival mechanism for her to just silently go along and acquiesce to demands only to leave at first sign of a safe opportunity.To me it kind of sucks because like I said, I think its very difficult to be involved and give any meaningful progress to their situation without sacrificing a lot of yourself, as >>34086832 said. I wouldn't say "dont get involved" but you need a very special type of person able to deal with someone like that.
https://youtu.be/7NJqUN9TClM
State genderIs it true that women are more attracted to guys that treat them badly?
>>34086849JeezWell, i am slightly autistc and already got my fair share with a diagnosed BPD narcissist girlAn avoidant ones is new to meSince i'm going to see her anyway on a semi regular basis, i'm just going to stay the hell away from now on>>34086850The BPD/Narc Ex Gf fucked me up in a big wayBut she gave me the info on what to look out for in people Avoidant Girl did end a 6ish year relationship last year and has been fucking around the block, if i'm deciphering what mutual friends have told meWe've already gotten close but i might just leave it at that then as she's been extremely ignoring (we've sent 4 texts in the span of 6 days)
>>340868562010s Basic White Bitch core.
>>34086859>Avoidant Girl did end a 6ish year relationship last year and has been fucking around the blockin that case she might just not be interested in you lol
Merry Christmas atoga, you’ve all been great.
>>34086857myour framing is bad and ignores that people get selective about what traits they see in others, and when they see it. being treated bad (lets say aggression) can look a lot like confidence or domineering when that same trait is directed to strangers or friends, and most people don't think about why they like the things they do, they just pay attention to it.
>>3408677923-25, same for guys
>>34086857MOnly in bed.
>>34086868Nope, I got naughty listed this year
>>34086867I'd agree, if we hadn't been cuddling, me pulling her in by her hipsAnd her sleeping in my arms at a party lolAsked her out about a year ago and she declined with a wall of textAt the party she let me touch her and was always trying to tuck her arms into mine, leaning in, coming close face to faceWe didn't have that sort of intimacy before at allEven with alcohol that would've just powered some underlying stuff right
Male anons you wont believe what my mommy got me
State genderWhat's your relationship status? When's the last time you received oral?
>>34086880Now imagine how hard they are going to sway when you put them on the skirt I plap you in.
>>34086881>State gendermale>What's your relationship status? hopelesly single>When's the last time you received oral?10ish years
>>34086881malesingle and unwilling to minglehave never received oral
>>34086881msinglenever
>>34086876Lewd…
Do attractive women go on hinge to actually get into a relationship or is it just a vehicle for receiving loads of attention without any intent on ever dating anyone off of the app?
>>34086857f, no. no abusive person starts off that way they play sweet and cute and nice until they think they gave you in a position where you can't easily leave; THEN they abuse you
>>34086880very cute, i've never been a sticker guy but i do find cute stickers endearing
>>34086796im more just ashamed that i became such a pervert in general. like even if a girl was willing to be with me I'd feel like a fraud keeping some dark secret from her. i know thats melodramatic and self-indulgent but its a hard thought to escape.
>>34086881MMarriedA bit over a year ago
>>34086891most people in successful relationships get them via family/friend referrals, not through a dating app. not a woman but I assume most use it for entertainment (going on a date because bored/want to get laid/free meal/do something new/etc) and see the potential relationship as a tertiary objective.
>>34086828>who is your audience here?my family and friends bother me about it often/ but i wanted it before that i remember being 12 and hoping id meet him soon even though everyone thought i was still a kidi wasnt abused at all if anything im overly sensitive for no reasonand i just want a partner. i want someone who goes with me places and sits at home with me and makes me feel understood. i get so jealous of people who have that and of course i am humiliated on a personal level. this is my personal goal, like others want to buy a house or run a marathon, i want this. but i can't get it.
why cant i convince anyone to like me, is my issue
This drives me insane.
>>34086896>a year agoGrim
>>34086897Oh…Well what do you do if you have no friends or family?
>>34086904You're just yapping and vagueposting, aren't you.
>>34086896Kinda sad. Are you both just out of shape or what?
>>34086909>Well what do you do if you have no friends or family?You do the best you can, anon.Obviously it is still possible to find marriage material women from apps, one of my buddies found his future wife through tinder and they are madly in love with each other and have three kids together. But you make do with what you got.
>>34086895i don't read that as being melodramatic or self-indulgent. it may be those things, but i do not think that matters much. your brain knows how to draw you in, it is familiar with insecurities that you don't even realize you have, and it is both willing and able to leverage those to get your attention. shame, ultimately, exists to kow you into appearing normal...so are you normal? do you WANT to be normal? the obvious answer is yes, but maybe you should consider owning your apparent perversion, or consider being something else entirely. a good side effect of this is that the only people who stick around you are those that like you, and that is a good place to be. i am not advocating for giving in to lust or shame, but rather encouraging you to pick a lane, because you need to start somewhere. you mentioned in a prior post about trying to fix it, what does that look like right now?
I'm at the strip club on christmas. AMA
>>34086911Nope! Her libido has just always been in a slow decline. She'd probably do it if I really pushed for it, but she hasn't been up for it whenever I've asked casually, and that kills my enthusiasm.
>>34086917they let you bring your phone in the club?anyone cute working?gonna get a lap dance?full nudity or just topless?if there are any asian baddies can you get a dance from them, for me pls?
>>34086917Are the strippers obese or morbidly obese?>>34086915Chat gpt of 2023 could appear more human than you do, bot.
I finally realised that I don’t want children because there’s a chance I’d have a boy.I will not give birth to a life that will discriminate against my gender. My own flesh & blood must not become a blade and turn against me. If the world born from my body oppresses me I will not let that world exist
>>34086896OH NOOOO
>>34086881f, alone, never
>>34086917looking for love or erotic
>>34086881FEngaged 2 days ago
>>34086917Is there only Jewish and Chinese strippers on the pole?
>>34086933Men that go to the strippers thinking that men like them are the same as women that think therapists give a fuck At least women get help with their issues in therapy
>>34086927Ok, but how does the patriachy affect you personally? Since the 1960s it doesn't.
>>34086881Mtime single = years alivehaha....
>>34086913The best I can do rn is dating apps then. Who knows, maybe if I go on enough dates I can meet some decent women who will let me into their social circles and then I can meet more women in a more “authentic” way
>>34086936A man can make himself feel better by getting laid. A woman has to pay someone to pretend to be her friend.Who's the pathetic retard here?
>>34086923I'm in the bathroom.>>34086923They got some stunners. same venue as pic rel.>>34086926lots of millenial tier stacies, there's a 20 something zoomer in here but idk her name.>>34086935It's like 80% hapa 15% biracial 5% white/spic
>>34086917Are they dressed festive?How much are they charging for a dance?Did you get one yet?
>>34086939idk, can you go on dating apps and just write that you are looking for female friends first? maybe getting one women in your life can help you getting a girlfriend down the line
>>34086891as a woman, i have used them in the past looking for a real relationship but filtering men is so fucking exhausting, men will not filter you even if you are obviously not a match, have nothing in common, and have insane compatibility issues. so it's on ME to figure out if this guy is 1) compatible, 2) lying, 3) just playing along until he finds something "better". so i eventually just accepted singlehood and abstained from dating for 3 years.
>>34086941That lighting is hurting me eyes.
>>34086937> medical gap between women and men caused a delay on the diagnosis of the aunt that raised me, I lost the woman that gave me a safe place in life. There’s studies of how endometriosis affects the attractiveness of women but somehow a cure for baldness. Medicine isn’t tested on women so even when she looked for help she was too late and under diagnosed. Abrahamic religions directly caused my mother to see my birth as a “sin”
Strip clubs are a real thing? I thought they were made up for games and movies
>>34086945It's so you don't see imperfections.
>>34086940The one that heals the issue and doesn’t have to continually contribute to sex for pay just to feel the love for him mom he never had
>>34086947Fuck off.
>>34086947Women aren't real. I haven't seen any so they must be fake.
>>34086947Anon is from Afghanistan
>>34086951Psychoanalysis should be left for people who are intelligent and creative, you are not allowed to do it.
>>34086926i detest my humanity, and i mean that sincerely. you would yours, too, if you were clued in.>>34086898hehe, that was a hard read, we can't win em all. so do you feel like people don't understand you? or do you feel like they don't REALLY understand you? or do you perhaps feel uneasy about being 'truly open' around others?
>>34086941>not a single Santa or elf hat in sightLame and gay and grim
>>34086955Sooooo therapy? Yeah that’s the point lol
>>34086946Ok, but how does your dead aunt affect you personally?>>34086948They are actually obese then. You're just being tricked by the bisexual lighting.
>>34086963>bisexual lighting.
>>34086956>i detest my humanity, and i mean that sincerely. you would yours, too, if you were clued in.You should support anti-human technocrats like elon musk and peter thiel then.
>>34086942Some of the VIP chicks have santa hats, that's about it>>34086942it's like $50 per songyeah i got like two songs. Trying not to overspend.>>34086960they're all in the VIP
>>34086943Would that make me come off as gay or weird? I think I’d have better odds just talking to anyone I match with and see how it goes from there. Maybe someone will think I’m cool but she isn’t attracted to me so she’ll want to hang out and introduce me to her friends or somethin>>34086944Besides the nothing in common part, how do you filter men for any of these things on a dating app?
>>34086941no one is tipping some gay guys at the top taking space and having “beers” on the second level no wonder the girls look bored the punters won’t even cover the dj fee lol
>>34086964That's what all faggy millennial youtubers have. They all have some wierd colored light in their room because they have no sense of aesthetics.
>>34086967So you're going to pay for a BJ or something?Because otherwise that is just a waste of time and money.
>>34086963lmaooooooo reading comprehension made of pornhub comments
>>34086971>comparing strip clubs to youtubers nowYou are getting increasingly silly.
>>34086962>me mum didn't love me>me dad beat meYes, if that happened to you, you're a slave now. Accept your place in society and don't have false hope. No amont of SSRIs and benzos will change that.
>>34086947Hi newfriend, you need to be 18 or older to post on this website. Feel free to come back when you are of appropriate age. Thanks!>>34086963The lights don't change it that radically but they do hide stuff like wrinkles and bad skin better
>>34086973How does pornhub affect you personally?>>34086976It's the same lights. Youtubers are a type of whore.
>>34086968you have to spend forever talking to them and dating them, and it's extremely tiring, because men are easy sluts who will drop trou for anyone who blinks at them
>>34086941>Birds eye view of the gentleman's club "Hong Kong" in the red light district of Tijuana, on Coahuila streetSomeone go down there to meet anon.
>>34086976People tip YouTubers for attention just like strippers anon has a point
>>34086980Influencers live rent free in your brain.>>34086983We were talking about lights.
>>34086881MSingleNever
I think the biggest off-putting thing for me about strip clubs is that other men are there.It's like watching porn with other men.Why would I ever do that unless I am gay?
>>34086947Once you get your tummy tuck you can go on the pole.
>>34086979You have autism
>>34086965i don't. these people either don't know what they're contributing to, or they do and do not care, either way none are worth supporting. anyway, i was speaking about my humanity, not humanity at large. i am neither anti-human nor transhuman.
>>34086968idk, it would definitely be different from everyone else.. its probably a bad idea because if she doesnt skip you instantly she might ask about that and i dont think finding female friends will be enough... also yeah it kind of ruins your chances with the ones that you do match with so probably dont do it
>>34086991In the 90s watching porn was a social activity. You did it with your bros.
>>34086996No, we definitely didn't.
>>34086991The goon cave sessions with the bros should’ve desensitized you already. You old heads are weak as fuck.
>>34086983The craziest thing is when a conservative youtuber moralizes about e-whores ripping men off while taking 100$ superchats themselves.
>>34086998Yes you did, you fucking faggots. Every gen x american is a homo. Admit it.
>>34086998You weren’t really that close with your boys if you never hunched over a nudie mag one of you found thrown out or on the side of the road
>>34086996wow, traditional gooner culture is so beautiful. Why dont you guys bring back the traditional ways? Your ancestors must be dissapointed
>>34086993I'd tell Santa to give you coal for Christmas but we all know how much you love to burn it!
>>34086996Men are so gay> make everything about women disgusting > wank in a circle > throw money at women at a stripclb to see other men wank
>>34086996Did you guys ever make the connection that 4chan is essentially just a group of dudes hanging out, talking about various topics and making inside jokes while porn is playing in the background?
>>34086991I’m not paying attention to men there.
>>34087010who's jerking? i'm getting laid
>>34087008Yes, this is more autism>>34087010At least i don't post porn here like some other wierdos do
I know its late femanos but tonight I'm gonna sneak in your house and wipe my balls on your face so that in the morning you can use my masculine musk to flick your bean, your welcome and merry christmas
>>34087002>americanOh I am not a third worlder.>>34087010Unless I am sexting or looking at /gif/, I don't check the tab while jerking off.
>>34087010I’m a woman, lolcow has more women but is fun to read how men really think I remember seeing my stepdad droll 4chan in 2011 I already knew he was a loser but I didn’t realise how much
>>34087018I am neither, but i assume i am talking to an american unless stated otherwise. Are you europe?
>>34087020>i assume i am talking to an american unless stated otherwise.That is a counterproductive assumption.
>>34087017I just know that your parents hate you and society rejects you to you tree online at women here because nowhere else do people read you as human, and even here men scrunch their nose at you because they aren’t “chuds” lol
>>34087019>is fun to read how men really think It's not fun to read how women think>I remember seeing my stepdad droll 4chan in 2011 I already knew he was a loser What are you then?
>>34087022>to you tree onlineNta but what?
>>34086969>judging the front of the placeloooool>>34086972lol. lmao.>wasteIt's literally S-tiers all day long.>>34086982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR1X-U1OX0
>>340870253rd worlder way of saying treat
>>34087022that hurt :(
>>34087029That makes no sense.
Why do /atoga/ women commit sexual abuse against helpless animals?
>>34087032that’s the men with a cross dressing kink anon
>>34086917Why would you do that to yourself
>>34087032Might be the first time I’ve laughed at a reddit post in like 4 years
>>34087032They don’t. Men do though, like a lot. That’s why it’s sensationalized when a woman does it.
Do we have any hot takes on the clav situation here?
is having a big butt and small boobs and knowing a lot about the silmarillion enough to get a boyfriend
>>34087032I don't know about that...but I know a kind of big streamer on twitch who used to be a 4chan egirl and post about torturing cats and then masturbate to that on her discord server
>>34087007I mean I've literally been to group Goon Cave events at a gay sex club when I'm down bad and not matching with any women on Bumble or Hinge. Gooning rituals are alive and well.
>>34087044maybe but what the fuck is a silmarillion
>>34087035Nine Inch Nails fans aren't animal abusers, dipshit.
>>34087044Just be a woman and not fat.That being said, I bought the Silmarillion a few years ago and never read it.
>>34087044did they dump you on christmas?
>>34086881FSingle. About three years ago
>>34087047It's a nerd book written by the world's biggest nerd. It's basically the Bible and History of a fake fantasy universe full of fairies and magic and all that Dungeons and Dragons shit normal well adjusted people don't give two shits about. You have to have way too much fucking time on your hands to write shit like that.
>>34087044Maybe not if you're still single
My sister is getting marriedThey're talking about reusing the decorations for my weddingI'm a 30 year old male who's never had a gfWhat fucking wedding lol
>>34087044post butt so I can judge
>>34087056The one with your LLM sex doll.
>>34087051There's no fucking way JH is a lord of the rings nerd
>>34087056I mean my dad was 43 when he married my mom
>>34087044>knowing a lot about the silmarillionAs in, you've read it yourself, or you've read wiki articles about it?
>>34087054oh that's pretty fun actually, at least if it was well written. like condensed lore or something. back when i tried to play dwarf fortress, i always enjoyed looking at the history of the generated worlds
>>34087051I dated this woman who for Christmas her parents put her in the stocks (like they used to humiliate medieval criminals and heretics) after stripping her naked and tying up her hands, and then they beat her back bloody with a plastic Donald Trump action figure. All under a Christmas tree. They filmed it for me and told me that's how I should discipline her if she talked back to me or gave me any lip.
Love does not exist in this world. There is the love and appreciation you feel from family and then there is the carnal pleasures that you’re given from unrelated women; that is it. From here on out I will never date seriously ever again. I will be the side piece, the fuck buddy, or a hermit. I don’t care to be simping for some bitch who thinks I’m disposable anyways so why would I not treat her the same? Fuck women
>>34087062It's not condensed at all, it's a lot of run-on sentences and word vomit.
>>34087058>using llms to simulate personhoodgrim
>>34087047lord of the rings / middle earth ancient history and creation myth. everything from the creation of the elves and maiar and basically just a bunch of wars against morgoth, the worst guy ever who was saurons boss until he lost and sauron stepped up>>34087054they were bedtime stories for his kids and he only wrote them down because his oldest son started um actuallying him on the lore and he had to keep track of it
>>34087066Isn't an LLM like a Master's degree for someone who wants to work in the legal field but doesn't want to be a full-on lawyer?
>>34087067>worst guy everDid he keep you starving and naked in a cage in his basement while feeding you only scraps of raw meat and raping and beating the shit out of you every night until you were a broken shell of your former self? No? Then he's not the worst guy ever. Besides, he's not even real.
>>34087070Fuck off already.
>>34087071LMFAOthis reads like an AI picked that phrase out of the post
>>34086896>>34086920Kek, this will happen to this anon >>34086183
>>34087066They are literally more personable than my bf. I hope guys will be using AI to flirt and converse with women once I get back on the market
>>34087067oh that makes sense, i haven't had a lot of contact with lord of the rings stuff. i'd come for the big ass and boobs and i'd stay for the exploring a new thing>they were bedtime stories for his kidscute, i love the idea of having kids and making stuff for them>>34087068huh?? what the hell are you asking me?
>>34087059god im not jh>>34087061i read it in middleschool but been refreshing myself on the history of middle earth thru videos and articles recently
>>34087079small boobs. im like a bowling pin. with literary ball knowledge
>>34087037it builds character
>>34087081You wanna explore my balls, Eowyn?
I have severe rectal bleeding and am now sobbing profusely after having had my clothes torn off and having been brutally sodomized. Every fucking Christmas. I'm not gay, but they keep homosexualizing me. Every fucking year.
>>34087078i guess i simply don't want a simulacram of agency, i want actual agency>>34087081honey boobs are boobs. literary ball knowledge is nice, but if i'm being honest i think you should get some practical ball knowledge
WomenWould you fuck and cuddle a fat bald autistic guy IF he was worth almost $4 million
>>34087060Your dad was probably a "late bloomer" due to being developmentally retarded and delayed. Did he have to take a helmet and take medications in school for Type III Bipolar Retardation? That's probably why it took him so long to fuck and make a baby and why you came out of your mom's pussy all fucked up.
>>34087087No, I ma not gay and am financially doing well.
Serious question: am I in danger from 764 members (online abuse gang that target women and autists) when I go on 4chan?
>>34087063girl what
If my big sister wasn't my big sister, I would marry her. Is that weird to say?
>>34087086>i simply don't want a simulacram of agency, i want actual agencyWhat's the functional difference between someone saying "yea yea I'll do the dishes" and not doing so because he isn't real, vs him saying and not doing it because his desire to do so isn't real?
>>34087095Normal if you're in the middle east or in middle america
>>34087090>Would you fuck someone of the OPPOSITE sex>No, I'm not gayHuh?
>>34087086what are honey boobs?? is that small pointy ones?
>>34087096you can't build a relationship or connect with something that can't connect or have relationships. i could just as well get an e-gf and fuck an onahole and it'd be more meaningful.
male anons which do you prefer, big hips or thin waist
>>34087099honey(IMPLIED COMMA) boobs are boobs
>>34087091Are you an autistic woman?
>>34087087Honestly.. no
>>34087101Big hips and thick thighs with a bush is my weakness
>>34087101Hips, don't care about waist.
>>34087043>"I thought I told you to back off him.">"I did. Then I put it in drive."
>>34087102Stop being so incredibly lazy.
>>34087100>something that can't connect or have relationships.Yea, like a human male. Men literally hallucinate and patch in all their views and aspirations according to what they predict might get them laid
Women, are you taking (or have you taken) your man's name?>>34085554
>>34087110i will, not due to tradition or anything stupid like that. he just has a more common (and therefore unsearchable) last name.
I miss her so much, I'm too depressed to even leave the bed :(
>>34087110No
>>34087089No he’s not. I think I’m only fucked up because he was 47 when I was born.
>>34087110She kind of sounds like me when im having fake arguments with people while im driving to work or in the shower and I always have some witty comeback that makes me win the fight, except she does this in public
>>34087110I will take his surname unless i get like a PhD or otherwise become known by my last name. Or maybe if his last name really sucks. My last name is kinda famous on its own so
>>34086881>State gender>What's your relationship status?Single>When's the last time you received oral?Never
maybe I should become a real slut, that way I won't be lonely
>>34087102ohh ok my bad
>>34087123All of men are sluts and most of them are lonely
>>34087104damnit Can we at least be friends? I’ll buy you a sentimental gift once in a while
>>34087110MI was willing to take a woman's last name, but the woman I ended up marrying had a last name less cool than mine. That, and the fact that my last name was slightly ahead of hers alphabetically, are literally the only reasons we went with my last name instead of hers.
M and I'm not particularly fond of my ethnic last name, all my (Truly) "Great ancestors" had different patrilineal names as well, so it isn't even like mine has as great heritage as my genetics themselves do, how cucked would it be to be the one taking my wife's name or combining the two surnames so my kids have freedom of choice?
>>34087125I'm not a slut I was loyal to my gf and she abandoned me :(
>>34087119Kittenposter Epstein
Good night, /atoga/, I fucking hate women.
>>34087123>>34087131Same man, same. I think it’s time for us both to become himbos
>>34087135Night womanhater anon, dream about a woman.
>>34087135I forgot the picture.
>>34087119>HE is going to marry me and I will take HIS surname!nah. you're Femanon t. Mittenbooties from here on out
>>34087119Your last name is Rothschild?
>>34086956ive met people who understood me and even said they loved me, but that they couldnt be with me. why was it a hard read ?
I got the shits from my Auntie's cooking, do I still be nice and eat the cake she made?
I don't know if any moid would put up with me at this point. I'm poor, bitter, sad, unenthusiastic and have a shitty job and no tits. The only good think about me is that I'm white
>>34087155Step 1: stop using the m word slurStep 2: stop being poor and sadStep 3: grow boobs, you're an adult
>>34087155Self pitying and racist? What a catch.
>>34087155But I prefer black women.
>>34087160Step 1: Don't pick up the phoneStep 2: You know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone
>>34087155It's 2026, being racist is pickme behavior.
how is thinking being white a good thing racist?
>>34087155Sounds like your own fault. Boob size doesn't matter compared to how happy you are for your guy to suck on them.
>>34087155if it's any comfort I wouldn't put up with you if you were rich, smug, abundance-minded, career-oriented, and had a killer rack eitherso
>>34087155It's ok anon I appreciate your whiteness when no one else will.
>>34087167You're disingenuous too.
>>34087167because thinking being non-white a good thing, invites white racists to devoutly disagree, so the opposite should also be allowed.
>>34087155we like flat women here
>another "femanon" fishing for replies and all the retards fall for it.
>>34087175if it helps i like the femanon that gives one sentence replies to serious questions and then ghosts everyone
>>34087175I'm bored. What other posts are worth replying to?
>>34087160okay phalloid>>34087161>>34087165>you're racist because moids prefer white women>>34087170Why are moids so homosexual?>>34087169Not true
>>34087174Speak for yourself. When I was fucking a flatty, I knew she had no boobs but it was still disappointing each time I took her bra off.
>>34087167your race is a neutral thing, if anything, being proud OR ashamed of something you can't control is stupid
>>34087178Why would that ever help.
>>34087182well that's your problem anon, flat women are perfect
>>34087183Fuck off back to pol, shitter.
>>34087183what blew up?
>in bed, having warm feet>get up to pee>feet back in bed, they are cold nowFuuuuuu-
>>34087198have you thought about wearing socks?
>>34087198Wear socks
>>34087198I want to cream pie your toes with my penis. I want your soles of your bare feet to be covered in cum.
>>34087189That's the best part; it *never* helps :) Non-chad gets the bare minimum (which is too much for femanon).
What are the chances that JH ends up pregnant by next year?
I came here to post that I broke up 2 years ago with the 4chan 5’6 guy I chased for 3 years and now I’m in the sofa of my 6’5 bf with 2 master degrees. There’s hope femanons just go outside
>>34087215Dude, I'm also tall with two Master's degrees, but I'm also broke as shit, jobless, and have started snapping and being enraged at everything since going off Lexapro. Two Master's degrees and tall don't mean shit.
>>34087212I hope the baby is mine.
>>34087218NTA but what height and degrees
should I kill myself? I'm a cute don't know if that matters
>>34087218Forgot to mention he’s employed makes enough for me not to work and takes his meds
>>34087221Don't worry, they're not in STEM because I'm not a dorkazoid.
How delulu a guy gotta be to actually believe pic related type shit about himself?
>>34087226Humanities, social sciences, business, finance, and liberal arts get the ick
>>34087215I had a tall multiple degrees financebro bf and I loathed him so bad I briefly thought his presence gave me a stroke
>>34087149applogies, i didn't realize that was a gamerism, i meant it was a very specific prediction/unlikely prediction wrt the abusive childhood bit. i empathize a lot with you, i am also a sensitive one, crave to be understood and connect, only ever really wanted a family, love people too much/get overly committed (you didn't mention having that but it's an issue for me). last lecture and i'll stop lecturing at you: i'm not so sure it's for no reason you're sensitive, though, abstracting your feelings isn't very helpful and it renders you at the mercy of those feelings (what are you supposed to do with something with no cause?) and it isn't even true in any sense. not to get autistic, but your brain didn't pop out of the ether, you're sensitive for some causal reason. maybe your household was neglective, maybe you got the tism or adhd or something and have kneecapped executive function (i.e. emotional control), maybe you just got a fun roll of the dice and that was how you ended up wired, who knows, but it's knowable, and knowing is leverage for change.if it makes you feel any better, my experience with relationships is that the juice hasn't ever been worth the squeeze, the pain of separation is always worse than the joy of being with someone.
>>34087233He had an MBA and a Doctor of Divinity, didn't he
>>34087212Her real age is like 38-39, so zero
>>34087231>photo of a guy that has a pedostache
>>34087231as a 5% male who slays pussy this type of guy usually masks as an easygoing type of guy, think mr beast tier or mark zuckerberg tier altruistic, you usually won't see this side of a man unless they're autism spectrum or mildly gay, like on a sports team or similar.
