Previously: >>34109765
>>34112783first for 2D>3D
Men, are you capable of locating the cheese in your refrigerator?
>>34112793my fridge is empty lol
>>34112783Why would you want to sell Yor?
Folk
>>34112793Which cheese?>she only has one type of cheese in her fridge
>>34112790Yeah and what I said is still true.Google "malnourishment eating disorder" it if you don't believe me.
>>34112783I love flat women, have a nice day flat women
>>34112800this lol, she deserves better
>>34112793I only have spray cheese.
>>34112799I thought you were in the bin
>>34112793only the ones above 50,000 scoville
State GenderMy mom’s friends keep trying to set me up with a girl.What should I infer from this.
Women, do you ever feel like picrel?
>>34112800>>34112809For the missionDon't worry, she'll come back
>>34112815Nah but I do get semi heavy periods.
>>34112811psych ward? nah I got out a while ago>>34112814M, idk but why not go out with her>>34112816>Don't worry, she'll comehot
>>34112814That you look like a leper that other people should feel responsible to help socialize with women so you don't hit on them.
Please cuck me, mommy.
>>34112815No.
>>34112816Good. See you in the am.
I bet JH doesn't give a flying fuck about anybody ITT yet people seem to love her.
>>34112815No? If I want to cum, I do it, then go back to whatever I was doing.
>>34112821It’s only been one day and we have to put you on horny patrol.
>>34112819You’re just trying to be mean :(Thankfully I have developed some self confidence in this past week>>34112818Cause they are throwing multiple girls at me
>>34112824I like nice people who answer my questions or appreciate my answers even if they don't agree with them.
>>34112827>Cause they are throwing multiple girls at me
>>34112826I never stop being horny, I am in a perpetual state of horniness.
Is there a good mental hospital to live in? I need 3 hots and a cot.
>>34112814Not enough information. Where are they finding these girls? Are you ugly?
>>34112829I don’t understand :c
>>34112827>Cause they are throwing multiple girls at mewell why not go out with them>>34112831>Is there a good mental hospital to live inno they're all horrible
Men, do you have a copper head pocket hose?Does it grow and shrink?
how hot is it if your man withholds form making you cum while rubbing you or is it frustrating more than anything?
>>34112832I am slightly above average. At minimum I am average. It has been a mix of daughters of their friends or their younger coworkers. So far all of them have been really cute. There’s one in particular I have my eye on cause she’s a little autismo and our interests overlap nicely.They are also trying to marry me off to girls from the motherland so their relatives can get a green card and we can bolster our numbers in America but I haven’t seriously entertained the thought.
>>34112828But do you actually like them or just pretend to just to forget it 5 minutes later?
>>34112835>why notI’m scared ._.
>>34112837Just means he wants the sex to last longer and not cum as many times.Anything less than full tilt is break time for chugging water.
>>34112819Man, your posts are really starting to get ENTJ-tier. Is something the matter, BV? Are you having a rough new year's? You aren't usually this vile.
Plap
If it weird I jerk off when in discord calls with the boys? I'm not jerking off to their voices, sometimes I just get bored of the conversation and am horny so I watch some porn but they're still on the call so I can hear them. Is that gay?
>>341128452026 sucks. It's the worst year of my fucking life in decades.
>>34112842it's good to push out of your comfort zone sometimes dude, you got this>>34112845>You aren't usually this vileyou should have seen her in the past lol, she was always like this
Do you guys hate when you tell your friend how you bend a rule. And they try to agree with you about rules being stupid, by telling you that they do something that’s not only illegal but also geopardise other people well being and security.For ex:>Sometimes I’m in a rush, I eat my breakfast in the bus even tho I’m not allowed.>Oh yeah who gives a fuck about the rules of the bus? I smoke inside the bus all the time, What are they gonna do?>uhh I got a ticket because I forgot the backlight on my bicycle, last night.>Fuck the police, they suspended my drivers liscence last year for text and driving too many, IDGAF, I still drive!
>>34112843>Just means he wants the sex to last longer and not cum as many times.no you virgin. means he wants to tease you till you lose your shit and beg for it
>>34112839>the MotherlandRussian? Either way sounds like a decent position. My mom said she'd introduce me to a Hawaiian girl if I move back here after grad school. Why not ask out Ms. Autismo? Do you have her number/are you talking yet?
>>34112849>Is that gay?yes
>>34112856I don't beg.He's gonna give me that dick or I'm going to take it.
>>34112837Depends at what point he does it. A little teasing is fun earlier on but if I was almost there and he suddenly stops it's frustrating.>>34112849Yeah that's weird and a little gay
Did the boys here grow up with their mothers trying to jerk them off to cure their autism? I've heard of some women who jack off their kids because they believe it will help remove the kid's autistic tendencies.
>>34112849at least mute-deafen bro
should I spent £15 on Bratz: Flaunt Your Fashion - Complete Edition? I'll probably beat the game in a night but looks fun>>34112855>who gives a fuck about the rules of the bus?>Fuck the policeyour friend is based ngl
>>34112843finding a girl that actually wants the type of dynamic in that pic (at least sexually) feels extremely unrealistic
>>34112807Did Stacy make you say this?
>>34112865tru, women like that only exist in anime
any bpd success stories? she has it, wants marriage/kids, & this is may be the last chance of that for me
>>34112864Smoking in the bus and driving without watching the road is not based it’s iresponsible and incredibly indian!
>>34112869yeah, this shitty director made a movie about it. It is called silver linings playbook and jennifer lawrence is extremely hot in it
>>34112865>>34112867Yeah, he's probably not even going to want me to jerk him off like that.
>>34112870you are talking to a bpd narc creep who enjoys hurting others
>>34112855I don't think this has ever happened to me I also haven't had friends in like a decade though. I think I might be the friend lol if someone is talking about stealing something small and then I'm like "dude half my wardrobe in 2016 came from JC Penny and I didn't pay for any of it" >>34112869Failed, got dumped.
>>34112869is she in treatment? how seriously does she take it?go for it if you like her and have the patience of a saint but do your research also>>34112875I don't drive and I don't smoke on the bus lol, chill
>>34112865>>34112867Just gotta find your soulmate
What the fuck is wrong with women? Why are they like this?
Does your life start this year?
>>34112885That is clearly written by some mentally ill man with norwood 3
>>34112886nope, I've already given up kek
>>34112888Unfortunstely not given up on pestering us with your shitty spam
>>34112866yes, she said if I do this enough I won't have to eat directly from the floor anymore
>>34112886Ugh. With any luck it ends this year.
>>34112869the gay suicide pact route in Class of '09: The Re-Up.
>>34112885Sounds like her bf is Idubbbz
>>34112886my life started last year but a bpdemon came and ruined everything, my life will resume this year
I've never been in one before but am I supposed to be housed with another person I thought it was one person per unit room or something?
>>34112898I think I only got a private room when I was on the teen ward. I hope your roommate doesn't snore or do anything weird.
>>34112886My life ended many years ago.
the song blue velvet makes me really sad
>>34112857She gave me her discord, I just don’t know how to break the ice there. We had good banter in person
>>34112904It's very melancholic.
>>34112906yeah, plus it reminds me of my exthe movie blue velvet was pretty good though
>>34112889never gonna give you up never gonna let you down <3>>34112898unless you're rich, bruh you're gonna be sharing a room with other ppl, you're lucky to get a bed at all lol as a voluntary patient
>>34112905Message her happy new year, ask her what she did for new year's eve, if you have an online game you have in common try to play with her. Any of these things would work. If she wants to talk to you, it won't be hard to have a conversation once you send the first message.
Femanons, do you like hot wax play? Either dripping it on a guy or it being dripped on you?
>>34112912Sounds like more effort than it's worth.
>>34112907Why's that?
>>34112912Yeah. It's fun.
>>34112915God no, it feels so good. I love to get high and drip hot wax on my dick and thighs. Worth it everytime.
>>34112902They try touching me in certain places I might be here a lot longer than I want to.
Men, where is the real 9th planet and why can't we find it? No not pluto.
Are there any women who like men and are heterooptimistic?
>>34112923You're big enough to be considered the 9th planet. Maybe it's you?
>>34112924No
>>34112925classic qt the sex pest
Why do so many men at my gym dresses like fucking bananas? Is this a tiktok challenge?
>>34112916well we both were david lynch fans and blue velvet was one of our favorite movies and we both really liked blue velvet (the song). it just reminds me of her and also the lyrics really resonate with me now
>>34112933>herOh, nevermind. lol
>>34112925>>34112930why u keep tryna impersonate me lol, rent free much>>34112931idk i don't go gymhow does a banana dress thoare their fits unappeeling
Any horny and lonely guys in the chat? What have you done for new years?
>>34112793Of course
>>34112940nothing, just drink coffee and sit in front of my computer browsing 4chan
>>34112927There's no internet in space, moron.
>>34112939If you used a trip nobody would impersonate you.But of course then people would be able to filter you out and you can't accept that.
>>34112940Not horny, just lonely. I can't be horny anymore, I can't imagine us together anymore, she doesn't even want to talk to me...
>>34112940>Any horny and lonely guys in the chat?hallo>What have you done for new years?fuck allwell I made a lot of music today and watched movies with housemates>>34112948if I used a trip I would get instab& kek, also I prefer at least semi anonymity
Femanons, would you ever give a shota a chance?
>>34112951anon please I'm trying not to jerk off (I wish I was a shota and adult mina raped me)
Black women, please let me sex you
>>34112951Keep the size different but make them both adults.
>34112950Ok evil piece of shit narcGo fuck over your friends, as you like to do.
>>34112886Maybehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5isS9JQKM
Girls I need help understanding an acquitance of my>friend of this girl (lets call this girl her X) made sure Im aware A hates me and wants me far from her at the point she would call the police if Im close to her>we all go to the same college>I understand and distance myself from her>however X greets me just like before and so gets angry when I ignore her (because of what our friend warned me)>we unfortunately bump into each other and X seems to be closing the door on my face but then loudly says>"OH IM SORRY" while staring at me with wide eyes doing a O_O face>I remain silent and continue my life>similar event happens following week>this time she opena the door for my self and says>"Let me open this for you" while smiling>I reply with a neutral "thanks">everytime Im within her eye range she seems to be staring at me with her wide eyes open faceWhy is she behaving this way?I dont know why she even hates me in first place but it broke my heart ans my peace of mind because I cant stop thinking about what could I have done wrong >inb4 just aak herCant ask her because of how much she seems to hate me. I would be risking being arrested if what my frines told its remotely true and my friens doesnt seem to be lying
>>34112959what friends lolI just gave a couple of friends 20 bucks actually, I'm not that evil
>>34112940I slept
Nobody asked, narc.
So I heard women like it when you show your personality in your appearance, is that true? How do I do that?
doing my laundrynothing ever happens so i have nothing to worry about
>>34112969wear stuff that you like and resonates with you, develop some personal style ig>>34112968r e n t f r e e>>34112971at least you'll have clean clothes <3need to do mine in morning also
This thread desperately needs a fucking janitor more than just once every three months.
>>34112969my personality is "incel loser" so i generally wear unflattering, ill-fitting, worn out (and not "cool" worn out liked intentionally ripped jeans but btfo crotch, permanantly stained, etc.) clothes that smell bad
>*posts another pic*>It's totally not me doing it>Someone is pretending to be me ;)
>>34112965you made me search for the uncensored version of that and now I have a bunch of porn images of midna, yep I'm blowing a huge load tonight, sigh hate having to clean cum from my ceiling
>>34112977>things never happened
I wish women would stop staring at my bulge U_U why don't you look at my eyes instead :(
honestly my ejaculations lately have been underwhelming. laying on my back they dont even reach to my belly button. used to i would jizz in my eye sometimes doing that
>>34112977Where are people getting all these pictures from?
>>34112981you have to wait for a few days, you're not a teenager anymore grandpa
>>34112961hate is the closest the female mind ever comes to limerence. you could have her bent over in ten minutes if you played it right.
>>34112951Twink death comes for all
>>34112982i dont know about that anon, but qt hoards them.
>>34112977I'd never even seen the pic before that was posted lol>>34112976>that smell badat least do laundry bruh>>34112981you people are animals>>34112986I don't have anything saved lol (and UK 4plebs is cucked now so I can't see stuff there either)
do any femanons hoard manon thirst trap pics?
>>34112982Qt saves them instantly to bully others later.
>>34112992also imgur is blocked in the UK and I'm not paying for a VPN so I can't see any pics there lol
>>34112993I'm pathetic but not THAT pathetic
>>34112994idk what your end goal is with the fake news lol
>>34112993They don't need to.They usually just ask and we deliver or link previous posts.I've been called a manslut before for that.
>>34112969Nag but as a fellow man I just accessorize with stuff I like. Sling bag + whatever plush charm does wonders. Rings and bracelets work too. I have some Bodhi prayer beads I use However there is a thin line between charming graphic shirt that can be used as an ice breaker and a graphic shirt that screams nerd virgin.I just got an “I am Kenough” hoodie so their girlies know I’m ironic
>>34112981Gotta do some more cardio bruv
>>34112998Do it again, slut
>>34113003I am already in bed and not horny.
>>34113001yeah true. been pretty sedentary since high school. what sounds reasonable for an absolute dyel, running a mile, 3 times a week to start out?
>>34112993Ye
>>34113007Yeah run a mile, check /fit/ they have a running thread. You can also consider jump rope, that’s my preferred choice.You also wanna do some kegels too
>>34113008Damn, you can really tell how short he is in this picture
>>34113010I like that :)
freeze dried sour Skittles are the worst
>>34113015Sour is acid, freeze dried acid makes it leech into your spit for a more intense sensation.
Femanons, I will buy this chair for you and turn the crank.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QVYygF_BQ4c
>>34112999Nta, I also accessories as a guy with rings and bracelets etc. but I'm pretty sure most people assume I'm gay for that lol, I don't recommend if you're trying to appeal to women
Women are evil. Rose had more than enough room to fit Jack on that piece of wood.
Wives giving up the goods for her husband improves every aspect of both of their lives. Schedule it if you have to
>>34112869don't do itread through /r/BPDPartners/ and /r/BPDlovedones/ to scare yourself straight
Is the "women not taking accountability" thing real? Sounds incredibly draining
>>34112999>>34113030Rings are the hottest accessories a guy can wear besides watches
the moon looks very beautiful tonight
>dont like thing women like>omg we are so not compatible>like thing women like>wow you are such a performative male like
>>34113036if you know, you know
nothing ever happensname one thing that has happenedone thingprotip: you cant
>>34113032If your wife doesn't like fucking you, you are not in a loving relationship.
>>34113038it is very briteand almost directly overheadbut cant find my glasses though so its just a blury white circle
Finna get high and watch a movie. Any suggestions?
>>34113036Why? I imagine I would feel cringe wearing it, trying to look pretty
>>34113050American history x then take a shot when someone says something based
>>34112783do any girls in NYC want to fuck? i shower and am in decent shape, im just looking for fuckbuddies
>>34113049I only need glasses after reading for a while, sucks that you can't see the moon without them :(
>>34113050Intacto
>>34113050Stop saying "finna"
>>34113036whats the point of wearing a ring other than a wedding band? or is that the point. some kind of other-woman's-husband fetish
>>34113064I can push you off with a big stick, best I can do.
thinkin bout manhands
>>34113072I'll take it. I just didn't want to ask for that because I didn't want to get anyone in trouble.
>>34112815>Women, do you ever feel like picrel?No, I chase that nut religiously. Actually, sometimes I do edge, so yeah.>>34112837>how hot is it if your man withholds form making you cum while rubbing you or is it frustrating more than anything?It's frustrating in a good way, usually. Sometimes it really, really misses me off.>>34112912>Femanons, do you like hot wax play?No, I prefer cooking bacon naked.>>34112951>Femanons, would you ever give a shota a chance?I don't understand the fetish. Have you ever been around a little boy? It takes divine willpower not to strangle them. I would mommydom a femboy tho.
>>34112924A countless many of them. >>34112923It's called Planet 9. And it is where Plan 9 is being hatched in secret.
Guy or Girl tell me some things about sex that porn be it amateur or professional doesn't acknowledge. last thread I learned that people really do say things like "Oh, Nick", "Oh, Sasha", and "I'm gonna cum", 'I'm cumming" but the closer they are as in they've been together for a while apparently they start having sex in silence because they know each other so well or because it's started to become a routine thing devoid of passion and more like mutual masturbation I'm 37 and a forever virgin so I'll never experience it myself so I wanna know from the sex havers here what I missed.
>>34113084>all relationships fall off and start fucking quietlyHeteropessimism going deep.
>>34113084It's less "sex in silence" and more "we're going to take a mutual water and phone checking break while he's still inside me" vibes. It becomes routine but that doesn't have to devalue it.
>>34113095extreme despair. ill tell your parents i tried. wait.... here comes ur bf >>34113096>>34113084the pauses where you let her catch her breath, make out, or just cuddle and feel each other
How do I find a possessive gf?
>>34113105be a neurotypical normalfag who has never visited 4chan
>>34113096>romanticI should just hire a hitman huh
>>34113109fine we can jump off a bridge while insulting each other if it pleases you
>>34113110Nothing pleases meBut that is better thank you
I’ve already wasted 2026 its over
>>34113111don't thank me just jump already!!! (don't actually do it)
>>34113105crazy aeshtetic. dark but not egirl-goth-internet garbage. 2026 goal is to marry 1
On a 1-10 how truthful do you think anons are with what they said ITT advice wise or in general?
>>34113121> coming here for adviceSir this a gooner chatroom
>>34113084>I'm 37 and a forever virgin so I'll never experience it myself so I wanna know from the sex havers here what I missed.I really really really want you to seek therapy
>>34113121I think 8 or 9, a lot of women ITT are just kinda delusional but they're acting honest
>>34113121It requires more effort to lie. I think most people are being "mostly" truthful unless it's for a bit.
There are some interesting threads atoga girls miss >>34112647
>>34113134Thats not interesting thats Reddit tier bullshit and I'm tired of men thinking they can talk their retarded wives out of being insecure Marry someone confident or shut the fuck up
>>34113128What good will that do?
I have a fear about sex, connected to STIs. When I was extremely drunk, I walked down the street and some girl said $100 for 1 hour. I said ok. Then she took my hand and brought me to some dirty basement with a strong stench of bodily fluids. Small rooms were made from dirty cloth, and the sound of fucking came from every direction. I wanted to haggle a little, but the whore saw me sneak the rest of my money into another pocket, pretending I didn't have any more, so I paid her a little extra for her silence. It wasn't much of a bargain. I went to a room and fucked a cute Asian girl to exhaustion. I didn't really care at the time, but the next day I remembered a crucial detail. During sex, because of a strong flow and large amount of cum, the condom came off a few times and I fucked her raw. I panicked af, so I got tested, and then again, because HIV can't be detected early. It turned out I was clean, with only a minor bacterial infection. But it could have been worse. From that day on, I've been afraid of having sex without protection, you never know what might be inside a cute girl.
>>341131344chan is producing the exact male responses I would expect there. Why would I need to pull up and steal this man's wife? She can leave him or cheat on him with a scared up man so she feels less insecure. She's a grownup.
I don't understand submi9ssive men or dominant women.
i will never know what it's like to suplex a grown man
>>34113084There's more giggling. Also a lot of women want you to stay inside even after you cum.
>>34113138You will have sex
>>34113127Why are you on the ADVICE board then?
>>34113145Yes. I want that with him.
>>34113142MI think I can understand dominant women better than I can understand a submissive man, but I'm not quite sure why.It just seems to make more sense for a woman to crave that role reversal than a man to me.
Disgusting garbage as usual
>>34113147No I won't lol
>>34113156Hello garbageman
How do you ladies dress during your free time?
>>34113188hooded blanket and panties, nothing else
>>34113036I do have a Hello Kitty watch also >>34113073Thinkin bout woman thighs>>34113115RealYgmi>>34113185Clean it up
>>34113190*gooses u through the internet*
Help me decide what I should message this chick
>>34113188Dress and panties and a pad for bleeding.
>>34113196N
>>34113196>hey bb wanna be in a music video
>>34113196"Allow me some time to read your profile, I'm a slow learner."
>>34113196Some context might be helpful.
>>34113198This. Send one more letter each day and see how long until she realizes what you're spelling.
Men, why can't more hot men beat up nazis? Why does it have to be gay porn actors?
Should I ask her for band recommendations so I can get into metal music?
I want to talk about my emotions but everyone here hates me
>>34113205The irony is that a lot of these anti-Nazi people are Nazis themselves.
>>34113207just do it faggot
>>34113204>>34113198I kinda like this idea but I can’t think of anything good to say, only 4chan appropriate phrases
Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you truly desire a male human companion?
>>34113205What Nazis? I’ve never seen one
>>34113213Look in the mirror.
Shit I lost a match because I forgot to respond L
>>34113207Never ask for permission to post on 4chan.org
>>34113211Tf kinda girl is she if you can get away with texting that?
>>34113205I dont know what youre referencing, but youre in the wrong, reality tells you gay porn actors are better people than hot men, accept that.
>>3411321210 with him.Other men are just hazards now.
>>34112783Femanons that reluctantly gave in to anal sex, how did you get talked into it? Tips other than lots of lube and patience for making sure I'm allowed to visit again once in a while? Tips for making it pleasurable?I'm obsessed with anal, and although she'll let me finger her butthole while I'm eating her pussy, she refuses actual buttsex.
>>34113228kys
>>34113228You're a horrible gay man that only deserves to have sex with trans nonop women.
>>34113228You gotta put your tongue waaaaay up in her asshole
Women, what job makes a man unattractive?
>>34113196Hey
>>34113234Anything >he doesn't do.
>>34113237It's 2026 seek help
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34113226>>34113237
I caught feelings and still think about him. It’s been what 2 years? I can picture his face in my head like it was yesterday. Fuck, I’m sorry for fumbling it. I don’t even want to move on, that’s the problem. He was everything I’d ever fantasized about.
>>34113238Mmmmm nah. I can be crazy for free. This is a free website.
>>34113216It's not about permissionIt's just soulposting is gonna be pointless because at best no one will care
Why would my bf lie about not seeing a movie? He was very immersed and even seemed 100% as if he hadn't seen it, meanwhile he logged it 4 years ago. Why do this?
>>34113244maybe he forgot
>>34113244Dementia
>>34113244People can forget they watched movies. Actors can forget they starred in absolute garbage even if they were cast in it for years.
>>34113244He's fucking your sister
Men, does your knee hurt?
my ex who i haven't talked to in a year just sent me a game on steam. idk if i should ignore it. he wasn't abusive or anything but he got a kick out of annoying me and wouldn't let me leave him so i was just stuck with this grown up toddler. it stresses me out so bad thinking about him.should i ignore? i'm scared i don't want him to intrude in my life anymore. it makes me so sad that he's still thinking of me.>>34113212like a 5. could take or leave it.
>>34113250nop
>>34113243Well, you've luckily encountered one of the handful of people who cares about using 4chan in good faith.Bare your soul and I will try to give a thoughtful response
Women only want men for their dicks.
>>34113244For years I thought I had seen the Muppets Christmas carolTurns out it was just the wonderful life parodyIdk how I confused the two but it happens
>>34113229Seems counterproductive to my goal.>>34113231Maybe so, but life isn't really fair in the first place.>>34113232Licked her butthole briefly recently - just kind of drifted south while eating her pussy. She was surprised and not terribly into it. Later on down the road I'd like to bend her over after a shower and just rim the hell out of her while holding a vibrator to her clit, but I feel this goal is secondary.
>>34113256Excuse you, I like his dick and his lips, hair, eyes, cheeks, and height.
>>34113244Brain cancer
Femanons, would you cuddle with your bf while he watches football?
I wish I was beautiful
>>34113245>>34113246>>34113247Maybe I'll give him a benefit of the doubt then. I have a very good long term memory and his is pretty bad. Yet vice versa for short term.
>>34113266M 27me too...
>>34113262Did this today, actually.
I find alt women very physically attractive but the vast majority of them seem to not have the same values or views I do. Kinda sucks man
>>34113266What makes you feel like you aren't?
>>34113254I feel useless. I'm 30 and I'm just a toddler. Idk what I have to do to make myself a competent adult
>>34113273Stupid idiot
>>34113262Sure, he can sit on my lap and I can sniff his hair and it'll be less awkward that I am just scrolling media on my phone and eating snacks. Plus it'll save room on the couch.
>>34113273>the same values or views I doLike what?
>>34113275Getting a job is unfortunately going to help, barring any serious disability on your part.
I need to stop using this site
Very beautiful Asian lady working at the restaurant alongside two Indians who are yelling at her What a world
>>34113279hating black people
>>34113262only if its real football, and not the gay american rugby ripoff
I'm so fucking stupid lol they were not joking. I hit the wall at 24 and I have no way of going back and stopping myself from being a retarded antisocial young person and now I'm going to die ugly and alone
>>34113280I have a job
>>34113286Well, you're definitely not a toddler then.Do you cook for yourself and maintain good hygiene? Have you tried to learn anything new lately?
>>34113279I'm politically more conservative and religiously Christian but even then most of them I've been around don't want a decently large family and have been more promiscuous. I'm sure there are some out there that align more with me but it doesn't help that a lot of them I've seen are dealing with some trauma or mental illness, not that those are dealbreakers or that I blame them
>>34113284As an occasional soccer enjoyer, it does not compare to the cinematic quality of American football particularly the college variety
>>34113293NoNoNot really
Girl I met while travelling said something like "let's make love" in the middle of us sexting, and it touched me so much I cried. She ended up never telling me she loved me while we were having sex. I told her to say it once and I couldn't really tell if she said it or not. We would have passionate sex, she would cum multiple times and we were all over each other. She told me she loved me, and I tried to make our relationship work despite us living in different continents. She didn't want me to visit her despite telling me all of these things and fucking me and cooking for me. I must have fucked up bad.There was one time I felt like the relaitonship was going down the pits, I said "I love you" rather shyly, meekly and she criticized me for it. Did I not love her strong enough? I felt like her lack of desire to close our geographic gap as a sign she didn't want to be with me.
>>34113299Try to do those things, and try not to beat yourself up for not getting the hang of them immediately.
>>34113276I can't help my attraction. It does help that I'm attracted to all kinds of women tho
>Sometimes i go on facebook job seeking groups just to see whats there>There are so many desperate people looking to get any crumb of employment they can findThis shit makes me so sad, ngl :\
>>34113300>Did I not love her strong enough?Yes, you didn't.
sigh.i miss her. why did she narrow my sexuality to her?
>>34113244Because letterboxd is just a giant try hard site, you have to pretend to watch something
Women:How does it make you feel when your ex texts you? Be brutally honest.
>>341132444 years ago? I forget stuff I've watched too>>34113307>so many desperate people looking to get any crumb of employment they can findI mean I will do anything for a fiver lol
I hope I'm a good husband some day
>>34113297Nothing more cinematic than a game being interrupted every two minutes
>>34113313Happy
Historical reconstructions are fake and gay. The goal of doing historical reconstructions is being a laughing stock and never getting laid by a woman. Fuck historical reconstructors and their retarded fans
>>34113313Digusted.
>>34113320Someone didn't get invited...
>>34113313I have an ex I still talk to sometimes. We hookup when we're both single.
wish i had a girl to love>>34113315me too man, me too
I miss my imaginary gf :( both my real and imaginary girlfriends are gone and now I'm all alone
>>34113244my memory is so dogshit i can actually just forget having engaged in entire activities like watching a movie or...really anything. might remember after seeing enough of it, but i've accidentally rewatched things many times. why assume he's lying?
>>34113313it feels really bad. like he's been stewing in remorse the whole time or something. i just want him to move on.
>>34113316Infinitely better than 90 minutes of jogging with a ball
>>34113315I would be a terrible husband :/
>>34113316sony fans enjoy this though
>>34113315Me too. It's what I want most in life.
>>34112984Im not interested in her at allI want to know the reason of her behaviour towards me
womendoes it mean anything if you drunk text a guy friend at 2am?
I think it would be funny if all this angsting actually got me somewhere and I end up being a horrible wife anyway
>>34113340That would be pretty fuckin funny
>>34113315>>34113325>>34113335Why on earth would you get married in 2026
>>34113341Hilarious
>>34113342Because I have faith in my ability to be a good husband and think that marriage is a literal gift from God
>>34113328:/ despite genuine effort i have not been able to get over my ex, to the degree i've just accepted i'm probably going to be alone, even started planning for it. pathological loyalty is insanity, but i hope she doesn't feel the way you do (we are no longer in contact). its made me lose all interest in any sort of relationship with anyone i don't already know, even with her much as i still love her. here there be insanity
Sluts deserve respect, in a way
>>34113342I want a wife and a stable family
>>34113342qt Unrelated, I think you not getting enough sleep is destroying your brain physically, and I hope you can get a lot more and try and fix that
>>34113343I'm laffin
>>34113347Sluts who just enjoy sex are not the same as sluts who need validation or want to control people
>>34113352Correct. It feels like sluts who just enjoy sex are very rare nowadays
>>34113317Did he break up with you?>>34113321Did you break up with him?
>>34113309I planned trips for us. We did really awesome stuff when she was here. I even took time off of 2 of my jobs when she visited. I had to work one of them, but it worked out because she enjoys alone time. I thought I took everything into account. She was very loving and I was very poker faced, but she liked that about me. I wasn't used to the love she showed me, it was almost alien to me as no other girl was that powerful. I thought perhaps she was love bombing me.
>>34113355>Did he break up with you?yup
>>34113347I want nothing to do with sluts when it comes to relationships, but sluts who acknowledge what they are and don't try to bring the unwilling into it aren't a problem for me.
>>34113344>marriage is a literal gift from GodFunny how it's only men who say this
Did some cable management under the desk, no more getting annoyed by random cables touching my feet.Life is good.
>>34113324Who ended the relationship?
>>34113367Funny, how so?
I need a manipulative woman to corrupt me
>>34113342like the other anon, religious reasons. but also its the cutest thing. you take a vow to share life with this one other person until the end, no matter what. its beautiful. you also make little people
>>34113369Where'd you get this picture
>>34113377Men don't like that.
I'm 23 and seriously considering if I can get a 30 year old millennial woman so we can have a few biological kids and adopt more if we want. They just seem to have so much life in their eyes that women my age just don't
>>34113388>30Your kids will have autism
>>34113388>abandoning the lonely women for some old annoying one
>>34113388Yeah and then you'll leave her with 6 kids for a 20 something when you turn 40 just for fun.
>>34113388I'm a man, but I don't imagine any women my age are going to be very turned on by this garden-variety "not like the other boys" pickme stuff.If you want women my age, it's probably best that you don't frame it to them as you feeling like you're too good for women your age.
>>34113390Based
>>34113390I'll love them just the same
my (siamese) cat is sitting on my shoulder :)she's too big to be doing this though she's not a baby anymore
>>34113382hmm?
How do zoomers feel knowing that some of them have given me more secondhand embarrassment on the internet than millennials or even gen X did
>>34113393I don't think so>>34113394I'm not so much attracted to their age, more that they seem to not all hate men
>>34113398>siamesedoes she meow a lot
>>34113382He got it from the internet but that's me in the picture
Wow I'm old Wow wow wow
>>34113400Who cares about being embarrassed online? It's not real
Just watched Wicked: For Good with my sister. What did I think of it, women?
>>34113405>t. 25 years old
Fucking amazing sugar bowl rn
>>3411340924*
>>34113403sometimes she won't stop meowing and sometimes she's very quiet
>>34113402>I'm not so much attracted to their age, more that they seem to not all hate menIf that's really what you're gunning for, that's just an issue of maturity, not a true generational divideI don't think you'd be wise to automatically write off all women your age or to suspect that there aren't similarly developmentally arrested millennial women that behave pretty much the exact same way
Men, do you find her atractive?
>>34113411LOL even betterRide's just beginning>>34113417Whew yes, very cute
>>34113398Post kot noe
>>34113369Also moved my speakers a little bit more, shit sounds so good.Everything is going so well.
>>34113417sure
>>34113419>Ride's just beginningIt's fucking OVER
>>34113417My type
>>34113424Quite the opposite. You're at the end of the first act rn
>>34113414cute
>>34113415It's not just maturity, everyone my age seems so pessimistic all the time
Coughing and sneezing on mananon
>>34113430Including yourself. You're expecting the worse out of your peers that you haven't met yet
Catching another fucken cold from femanon
>>34113433I'm not denying that. I just want to be happy and make someone else happy too
>>34113410?
>>34113419>>34113423>>34113425Between Leanne Desilet (first pic)And Sara Montpetit (this pic) who’s hotter?
>>34113437Ask your bf
>>34113438I like the first girl more. I really like her green eyes
>>34113438The first, I like the second's hair more
>>34113438Both are very pretty, but I prefer Leanne. Much prettier eyes, and I prefer lighter complexions
>>34113439Charlie, what's a sugar bowl?
Is it a common female fantasy to be with a man who is more experienced who teaches you what to do during sex?
Ate whataburger for dinner at 10pm award
If anyone says enlightenment feels good, they aren’t enlightened
when I stop being depressed I realize how disgusting my room is, oh well time to clean my room
>>34113446What burger
should I read a book or play vidya tonight?
>>34113434good heavens *wipes ur phlem off his face with handkerchief*
>>34113451Avocado bacon burga
>>34113456you should go2fukkenbed
How come we're not all banging together in a wonderful group full of love and friendship?
I like when I stay still and a cat comes to me willingly to lay beside me
>>34113463Because you guys are ugly.
I was fat and disgusting, I lose weight and now I'm skinny and I'm still disgustingwhat the fuck? life is not fair
>>34113463first, cuz were locationally isolated obviouslysecond, nobody wants to open up or make the first movethird, a decent chunk hate love and friendship
>>34113466nta but I'm not ugly
>>34113463Because most of you just want to have sex with no love.
>>34113463I don’t want a poly relationship or group sex. I do want a femanon though
If I died nobody from atoga would care same goes for vice versa.
>>34113472truei wonder how many people itt have died since ive started posting herewith how mentally vulnerable people here are, probably a dozen at leastand we will never ever know
>>34113469You refuse to prove it.
>>341134634chan attracts maladapted personalities, anti social
Vaping a lot just to feel something.
>>34113475what do I gain from this?
Men, Imagine you go on a date with a girl, it's breakfastshe orders an omelet, then she pulls out a packet of meat sauce she brought by herself and just pours over it.What would you do.
>>34113478Judges are saying this is the most 13 year old post of 2026.
>>34113481>Men,>Imagine you go on a date with a girl,Sex
>>34113481Resourceful. I’d ask where she got it and why she likes that one
>>34113483>>34113484Alsothe waiter has now come out to try and stop her, but she's saying >What difference does it make? You're going to wash the dishes anyway.
>>34113478Your cotton candy flavored oral fixation is so edgy
>>34113481i probably wouldnt even notice
>>34113480A reason you're not getting fawned over by femanons or male anons?
>>34113482>>34113488I don't drink anymore, it's literally all I have.
Somehow a shimmering of hope still remains, as if this book has yet to end
>>34113487So, sssssseeeeeeexxxxxx
>>34113480Stay strong and don’t let the girl who breaks all the rules groom you
>>34113481Tell her she shouldn't eat meat because animals are frens
>>34113487Ask waiter why it matters at all, maybe tell the waiter to fuck off
Happy new year guys :)
>>34113481I've always found those kind of rules jewish codedLike what do you mean I can't bring my own shit to enjoy with the food I ordered, fuck off.
>>34113491Give sobriety a try gaylordYou look like a dork huffing on that elf bar
>>34113490sorry I only want my gf to fawn over me, thanks. >>34113494yeah
>>34113481I've never heard of "meat sauce," so I'd ask what it is.
>>34113481refill her packet with my meat sauce(i also happen to like girls that know what they want, i hope she wouldn't judge me for putting tabasco on literally everything)
>>34113500>Give sobriety a try gaylordFind me a sober person who doesn't smoke or vape.
GenderAre you Chad enough to pull out a can of spam at a restaurant and just slice it up on the spot to enjoy with your meal
Were scene girls as fun as they look in the pictures?
>>34113511Shit, I might do it at a waffle house or something.
>>34113511nah, i am a sigma that eats sardines out of the tin (peppered to taste btw) in front of my guests
Why do I see so much female content with them being chased after by men in masks? that and men touching their mouth and throat
>>34113508thats literally the definition of sobernicotine is a drugmaybe try hanging out with normalfags instead of ex-druggies who smoke to cope
>>34113516Because it's hot?
>>34113516because thats what youre interested ini dont see female content, anywhere. not youtube not instagram not reddit not here not irl
>>34113517>thats literally the definition of sober>nicotine is a drugThat's like saying sober people can't drink coffee, are you Mormon or something?
>>34113500nah, sobriety is lame, but so is consumptive escapism
>>34113508Retard.
>>34113525your perspective in inherently flawed. drug use is abnormal amongst normal people. as you are abnormal, you find abnormal things normal
>>34113525Nicotine is absolutely a drug and you’re a bowed idiot for using it at all. It’s one of the dumbest addictions
>>34113497Are you even gonna post anymoreMyao was here yesterday
>>34113528It's true, no one who considers themselves "sober" doesn't smoke or vape.>>34113530>drug use is abnormal amongst normal peopleCompletely incorrect. Using drugs is completely normal, if you use no drugs you are considered strange.
it's throbbing! I think I should masturbate soon
>>34113534Go hit up a guy who went to rehab and tell him he's not sober because he smokes cigs.
>>34113503>sorry I only want my gf to fawn over meThen why did you reply to my response to why men can't fuck each other on here?You make no sense.
>>34113540because I need attention
WomenHow would you react if you found out your boyfriend sometimes masturbated with his butt? Nothing crazy, just a small vibrating toy for the sensation.
>>34113539You sure are cranky.
do boobs float underwater? genuine question.
>>34113544Nice
Would making a girl look at you as she cums make her more in love with you?
>>34113544a man cumming from anal penetration:heterosexuality::smoking/vaping:sobriety
>>34113546A little bit. Least mine do.They feel really good in the bath. All soapy and silky.
>>34113440>>34113441>>34113442That’s funny. I did another thread and everybody was all over Sarah, while calling the other girl gross (I disagree). Maybe different people have different taste or maybe I used different picture.Sarah is usually pale depending on her roles.I find them both pretty.>22 in the pic
>>34113550I don't follow.
Has atoga ever had a meetup?
Once a month every woman 25-50 not in a relationship should be tied up, gagged, blindfolded, and stimulated with a fucking machine and hitachi for 3 hours straight. I think they'd be more pleasant
>>34112800Virgin woman who dates a nonvirgin man She’s less than worthless
>>34113562There would probably be more serial killers created that got away with ending villages. But if you insist.
>>34113562I would be in prison for murder if someone did this to my sister
>>34113566Sexually frustrated women are no joke. Might even make it 6 hours instead of three >>34113568I assume it's voluntary
>>34113536I do on occasion. Honestly, I've just been extremely busy the last 3 months and probably will continue to be for the next month but things should get back to normal pretty soon. How you been?>Myao was here yesterdayOh :( would've been nice to speak with her. It's been a while
>>34113568Weird place for your mind to go, she's probably doing it to herself once a week.
>>34113570Sexually frustrated women deserve to tie a man up and abuse him in the woods until he starves to death for free.
>>34113562Men are rapists
>>34113577I need this in my life
>>34113580Yep
>>34113560I almost met up with someone who happened to live nearby once. I'm sure others have succeeded. Not sure about a group meetup, though.
>>34113577If she gets one to agree, I'm all for it>>34113580some are, nobody should be forced into this
I want to kill myself nvmind I can't do this self improvement shit I'm so fucked
Do you sleep naked in a cage suspended from the ceiling? Not by choice, but because your master or mistress forces you to?Do bad people come by while you sleep to masturbate your body or sodomise you through the bars of the cage while you sleep?
>>34113583>Group meetupIt would turn into a gooning session. Lots of jerking off!
>>34113592I prefer my cage partly underground
Group meetup = anglefrauding mids, hyper neurotic chads and Stacies, and trash autists
>>34113594I was once drugged and put inside a dog cage. A naked woman with an enormously flabby bum pressed the door closed with her big butt so I couldn't get out while a group of homosexual men took turns bukkake'ing on me through the cage. They skeeted all over me. I didn't consent to it, but it was a curious and novel experience.
>>34113597Trash Autists are having more sex than you are.
>>3411359810/10 as usual
>>34112793I have a cheese drawer.>>34112813Based. Had some habanero cheese earlier.
wtf is a trash autist
>>34113605Someone who was psychiatrically diagnosed with autism for refusing to join in the family mutual masturbation sessions as a kid.
Men, why is it trash fan fiction hours and none of you are posting about cumming in your fictional wives and making them orgasm?What is wrong with you?
>>34113611Because I'd rather think of the villain origin story in Necroscope where the bad guy freaks out and goes into the mountains to become a vampire because his female cousins try to force him to fuck them while his aunt eggs them on.
>>34113611um something something I cum inside her, she liked it etc etc. the endhappy?
>>34113611Yeah, okay, how about I grab your big ass butt cheeks and plap you between them with my man snake?
I will not be elaborating on my made up terms, if you can’t figure it out it’s not for you
I'm hornyCan the hottest male anon please come forward so I can milk him
>State genderDo (You) agree with the notion that a man shouldn't attempt to woo and win over a woman, and instead only go for it when there's immediate chemistry?
>>34113626The lack of response says to me that the creepy rapist anons just enjoy being gross and aren’t actually looking for others
>>34112783how do i rp role reversal without being cringe? i want to but im retarded and havent roleplayed before
>>34113632There are too many autistic men that will either>interpret encouragement as lawOr>interpret never starting conversations as lawAnd neither are correct.You need to gain consent and respect it even when rejected.
>whats wrong?>nothing *resting bitch face*How do you get past this when you actually didnt do anything wrong?
Watching dashcam footage from a guy driving around my neighbourhood, I wonder if this place would look a dump to Americans.
>>34113621Thanks I will only think about him doing this to me and not you.
>>34113611my fictional wife is fennekin and fennekins are only for patting and gentle bullying. sorry
>>34113632She doesnt like you or shes playing some game with your head by being hard to get. Either one is a good reason to back off.
i had another fight with my mother
>>34113645relatable :(
>>34113642>thiz guy
When is this anime footjob ad going to be gone? I keep gooning to it and it's wasting so much of my time.
>>34113645What's her problem?
>>34113632M>a man shouldn't attempt to woo and win over a womanI agree with this because it's not a question of winning her over. He shouldn't be thinking of it as convincing, tricking, or compelling her to a different opinion of him.He should share himself, best sides first, as he gets to know her, accepting that it's her best sides first.>instead only go for it when there's immediate chemistry?Nah. Immediate chemistry is a big green flag but waiting for it and only it is just putting extra, unnecessary obstacles in your way. Sometimes people meet on an off day or get a wrong first impression. Sometimes it takes a while to catch someone's interest or for them to catch yours.
>>34113645my parents started physically fighting today, which i did not appreciate because i'm trying to recover from an illness and i'm jumpy enough as is, i was blasted on weed trying to get to get a nap in and they brought me into a panic attack. if they wake me up tonight, i might actually skin them both alive
>>34113650she loves me :(
>>34113633>>34113611I no longer hornypost.>>34113632>Do (You) agree with the notion that a man shouldn't attempt to woo and win over a woman, and instead only go for it when there's immediate chemistry?MYes. If she doesn't think he's a catch, I don't see the relationship being very successful. He's just wasting both their time.
>>34113611My fictional wives aren't very socially acceptable.
>women are 30% less likely to receive CPR than men because men are afraid to interact with women, especially touching their chests>Women blame men for this, rather than them having ruined an entire generation of gender relationsWhat do you think about it? Seems like a clear cut case of unforseen consequences.
>>34113656Oh, that IS a bad stance to hold. Hopefully you can convince her out of that viewpoint
>>34113637>How do you get past this when you actually didnt do anything wrong?Tell them if they want to talk you're there for them, In your own words.The fact that you assume they think you did something wrong is either insecurity or self centered. She could be pissed about something else she doesn't want to talk about.Or maybe it's you and you trying to "get past" her feeling instead of validating it will make it worse. Idk
>>34113659Men have no natural savior complex if they can't preform CPR on a woman.
>>34113637usually i just ask innocuous or sometimes pointed questions to cold read it, if they are being difficult. i dont really mean to do this on purpose but it is usually how it goes
>>34113632>>State genderM>Do (You) agree with the notion that a man shouldn't attempt to woo and win over a woman, and instead only go for it when there's immediate chemistry?If she doesn't see you as a stud, no amount of flowers or poems will change that. Desire cannot be negotiated.
>>34113632MOnly if you think you misrepresented yourself when you first met her and "winning her over" is just showing your authentic self
>>34113664And yet they would do CPR on men that other 30% of the time because men haven't caused them generational trauma the way women have.Oh well. Guess you'll just die 30% more often.
>>34113636>interpret never starting conversations as lawHow do you mean?
>>34113671Or because more men are naturally gay
>>34113672she means there's a median that exists between the two of extremes of autismo:>ask out girls all the time and continue trying even after rejectionand >you shouldn't talk to girls ever
>>34113636Why would it be law if nobody elected votes on it
>>34113677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nku7kdol5GY
>>34113659moids have always enjoyed killing women.
>>34113683women have always enjoyed making false rape accusations
>>34113671
>>34113676Oh, I didn't mean continue pursuing after rejection. Essentially I meant is it distasteful or a time waste to pursue a woman who hasn't made it obvious that she's interested. I'm leaning toward yes.
>>34113687>women are systematically administered liver damageum, based?
>>34113690I'm gonna damage your liver through your dickhole tonight.
>>34113692liver doesn't connect to the dickhole. female spatial reasoning moment lol
>>34113693Not yet. That's where I give you a new hole.
WomenWould you date a guy who is underweight?
>>34113644M or F?
>>34113684all moids will commit rape if they think they can get away with it>>34113696why not?
>>34113700Wasn't asking you.For future reference, any question for the women excludes sufemacist.>t. all male anons
>>34113694yawn. the nu-liberal girl boss archetype is boring and unoriginal now, almost as bad as the christian housewife. be more interesting.>>34113632a little bit of wooing is okay
>>34113696How underweight are we talking and would he be willing to eat better and work out to fix it?
>>34113704Maybe 5 -10 pounds?And yes.
>>34113696Underweight men can't put out enough sex that I require because they refuse to eat correctly.
>>34113706>Maybe 5 -10 poundsThat's not really underweight
