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>>34175881
Girls, how would you feel/what would you do if your boyfriend started balding?
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Why do women have 0 sense of racial solidarity? If selective Chads of their in group didn't exist they wouldn't bother staying and for many, they just don't and opt for JBW anyway. Men technically race mix more but women make it clear they are less racially conscious and self aware of their own actions.
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>>34175884
I would buy him a hair transplant or jokingly use a small floor buffer on his head once he shaved it all off.
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>>34175884
it wouldn't make him hotter, but if I love him, it won't make me stop loving him
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Women, how do you deal with the fact that boys rule and girls drool?
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>>34175887
>Why do women have 0 sense of racial solidarity?
>Men technically race mix more but
ahahahahahahha
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>>34175888
BASED GET AND CHECKED HH
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Incels, did you have a formative experience like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch/G3p6daPJuEQ
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>>34175892
drool on his dick and then see who rules who
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>>34175884
Id make him take finasteride.
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>>34175660
I am making kotbullar today, google says it swedish.
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>>34175893
Yeah thanks for leaving out everything I said after "but." You'll notice it's still 90% men doing all the work in political movements, meanwhile every single migrant protest is full of women regardless of who they're fucking. Why is that?
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>>34175884
The way that I see it is that women have such a high expectation to maintain their looks while men don’t have that. I think if a man doesn’t want to go bald he should do what he can to treat it. If he doesn’t I think that’s just lazy. If you are balding and you want to go bald, that is different.
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What's going on here?
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>>34175894
:D
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>>34175896
He's not uggers at all lol imo
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>>34175887
I'm mixed, so what race am I supposed to have solidarity with? Gender solidarity is much more important to me.
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>>34175900
Women say this and then lust after lil Timmy
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>>34175901
cause conservatives usually also have more traditional gender roles, so the conservative women don't get involved in politics all that often, whilst the gender roles are pretty much reversed on the other side
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>>34175903
I feel like I helped boost its popularity here desu
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>>34175884
Still love em. He had hair when I met him, and that's all that matters.
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Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34175903
>how come a word gets used more over time, as more people know it
idk anon, it's an absolute mystery
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>>34175913
Do u think a bald man could turn you on?
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>>34175914
They can only love Chad. At best you'll be tolerated
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>>34175903
>>34175912
Me too
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>>34175915
>>34175914
>>34175900
all the retarded, annoying assholes are here today huh.
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>>34175903
It's cute that women are trying to be edgy
Harmless but it's still fun
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>>34175909
Ok well all women aren't mixed JH, maybe 2/3rd of you are here because you're all brown here on /atoga/ but I mean women as a whole.
>>34175911
Do they?
I can't help but feel like more than enough political figures out there exist that are dead silent on the issues of women and only talk about racial issues and women seem not to care anyway.
There's more to it than that.
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>>34175917
If I had been in a loving relationship with him before he did.
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>>34175921
>he thinks saying moid is trying to be edgy
how's that autism diagnosis coming along?
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>>34175919
Based
>>34175920
In the flesh (I'm kinda busy tho)
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>>34175896
Yes I have big ears also and used to get called monkey and dumbo
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>>34175896
Damn. Is that what women think is ugly?
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>>34175922
>irrelevant and nonsensical yapping just to try to get and women bad in
yeah, whatever you say anon
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>>34175928
Yes. To women anything below a sub 8 is a subhuman freak, if they could they would kill 90% of the human population and form Chad harems with thousands in them.
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>>34175924
Whatever your reason for using moid is, it's an edge related reason
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>>34175930
Give me a different explanation then. I don't see women creating alternatives, I don't see them speaking up, it's clear they don't have any sense of racial solidarity.
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>>34175932
what edge?
stop making shit up you weirdo
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>>34175928
Just look at the comments lol, obviously not
Winona Ryder was also told by a producer that she wasn't pretty enough to be an actress and needed to find another career
People chat a lot of shit
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>>34175934
I already explained why. You not accepting my explanation because it doesn't fit your biases doesn't mean I owe you another one.
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>>34175937
>If you accept not letting rapists into your nation then the patriarchy returns!
If women truly believe this, that's a thousand times worse than anything I was implying, women might genuinely be retarded and you unironically just made a strong case for why you need your voting rights revoked.
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>>34175896
Everyone commenting that he wasn't ugly is tactless. He felt that way for a reason.
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>>34175938
you can't possibly be this brain dead
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No more plap
Now only boom
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>>34175884
I'm positive he'd be a lot more bothered by it than me. I'd do nothing.
>>34175887
Why should I you fuckin weirdo
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>>34175884
I'd ask him if he wants to do something about it, if he doesn't I'd feel a little sad but move on.

>>34175887
>Why do women have 0 sense of racial solidarity?
>technically race mix more
lmao shut the fuck up

>>34175892
I got a job in drooling prevention and make a good living off of it.
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Niggas be like “eat whatever you want and be happy” while they’re on peptides and exogenous growth hormones. Fuck you, roidtranny.
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>>34175944
Neither can you, if you're talking about being racemixed you need to tell me how you would feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning, because there is no way you used a personal anecdote for a question meant for an abstract group. If not you still haven't explained anything, it's beyond retarded to consider racial ingroup preference as leading to patriarchy. So the same goes for you.
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Hey moids,
If women are as bad as men then I need you to show me 3 sources of:
>men being gang raped by women
>women trafficking men
>laws written to control mens bodies
>sororitities know for raping men
>men with melted faces from acid attacks
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>>34175949
>if he doesn't I'd feel a little sad
NTA but what is he supposed to do in your opinion, after shaving his head? You can't really get hair back. Rich people get expensive transplants that look plausible in pictures but not up close.
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>>34175952
are you just saying random shit? none if what you just said happened in any way or form
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>frraternities know for raping women
As a woman I'm going to repeatedly get drunk and high with a bunch of hot men and purposefully put myself in dangerous situations, and then I'll make a Twitter thread about being taken advantage of. It couldn't happen to a more slutty person.
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>>34175954
>but what is he supposed to do in your opinion, after shaving his head?
There are products that can reduce hair loss, and hair transplants.

Again, not a big deal, loving someone for the rest of your days means that their looks will change. I'm very okay with it, even if it'd suck for a little bit to lose an aspect of him I like and find very attractive.
I'm sure he'll be a little sad about my tits not looking as nice when I'm done breast feeding, or for my body to not look the same after we have kids. He'll still love me just the same.
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Women luring other women and men into being abducted and trafficked abroad is absolutely a thing in some places.
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>>34175958
>There are products that can reduce hair loss
What's lost remains lost. Getting tens of thousands of dollars worth of transplants can only help partially. To be honest, the best thing a balding guy can do is break up before he gets dumped. At least that way he's still in control of something.
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>>34175964
>tens of thousands of dollars worth of transplants
lmfao, even if you get the biggest and most elaborate hair transplant in a high end clinic in turkey, it'll cost you like 7k
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>>34175951
>Niggas be like “eat whatever you want and be happy” while they’re on peptides and exogenous growth hormones.
Not all peptides are for losing/gaining weight or building muscle.
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>>34175964
Yeah, the scenario posted is that he had just started balding.

> the best thing a balding guy can do is break up before he gets dumped
I literally just said I'd be a little sad but I'd love him nonetheless for the rest of my days. Are you retarded?
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Horny on a Monday morning. Women’s fault.
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>>34175971
How would you feel if your man asked you to get breast implants because your boobs aren't as perky and full as they used to be?
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>>34175971
If you haven't done it yourself or seen the results, don't talk. This isn't necessarily about ajusting the hairline a bit and then going home. Some people would need a lot of grafts over a span of many years.
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>>34175900
I wouldn't care about race if one race didn't invent everything in existence while the other races give us stuff like India and Haiti. I still judge people as individuals of course but cmon lol we gotta be honest here .
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>>34175975
I'm not the anon that said that, I just wanted to laugh at you being a fucking retard drama queen
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>>34175956
>Deflecting so hard you just walk out of the argument
Tsk.
>>34175953
1 and 2 in one, I won't find you three because I refuse to bother looking up anything else.
https://x.com/RMistereggen/status/2012843522748006897
>control mens bodies
You mean alimony?
>sororities known for raping men
Better yet show me a frat house known for raping women first.
>acid attacks
Getting acid is pretty hard I'm still not sure how Muslims do it, but stuff like the Bobbitt case is pretty good for an equivalent if not worse.
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>>34175973
Once it starts (both balding and your lack of attraction), there's no going back.
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>>34175960
>Women luring other women and men into being abducted and trafficked abroad is absolutely a thing in some places.
Mexico, definitely. Especially coyotes that will sell women to cartel-controlled brothels and prostitution rings.

>>34175974
>Horny on a Monday morning. Women’s fault.
Real
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>>34175976
ok, show me a screenshot of price listings right now or remain silent forever
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>>34175979
Oh actually I was a bystander up until this point. I'm >>34175948 I just think it's a fuckin terrible idea to ask your partner who you love, to fix a physical attribute they can't control that they are already insecure about. It's cruel.
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>>34175985
I never said anything otherwise
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>>34175981
Anon, you're imagining a scenario where he's almost completely bald. If someone has just started balding, he has most of his hair still.
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>>34175881
Girls can i cum in my gf on the day before her period and not get preggers? She's not on the pill but she tracks her admittedly timely cycle
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>>34175920
what did I do
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>>34175980
>a frat house known for raping women first.
Athletes were expelled for this frat stunt
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rearranging a femanon's internal organs with my incel cock
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>>34175986
Not claiming you did ffs you already clarified you weren't her. I'm telling you why I jumped in.
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>>34175990
Damn they physically anally raped women? If not they got expelled for a shitty joke.
We should start expelling all women in universities who are incelphobic and heightist too. Good idea anon.
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>>34175988
It's very low risk, but obviously only do it if you're comfortable taking the risk of having a baby with her. Don't come into a woman you don't see yourself spending your life with.
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>>34175995
Can you pick some bait that would be fun to discuss instead?
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hey something kinda obvious when you think about it but many interesting and cute girls can bear with you being a lot of things except annoying. They have skills or tools to deal with a lot of bad traits but being annoying is a big no no to many of them
so try not to be annoying, chill, take things less dramatically.
remember between bros we can always hit each other if we're being annoying but that's not an option for them so they just don't want to deal with it and just leave you if they notice you're gonna be a whole thing if you two become an item.
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>>34175988
there's a case of a 15yo girl that was born without a vagina and was giving her bf a bj when her ex bf stormed into the room and attacked her with a knife, he stabbed her in the stomach and sperm got into the wound and impregnated her, as she found out nine months later when she went to the hospital for unexplainable bellyaching, so idk if I'd risk it if I was you
somehow the wildest shit happens every now and then
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>>34175990
kind of makes me hot
t. woman
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>>34175992
why do you think that needs clarification? anyways
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>>34175983
over 20k overall and a lot of time lost because women are hypergamous, great use of money.
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>>34176003
>t. rash
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>>34175985
i remember my last ex confided in me she wanted to get some kind of surgery on her cunt and i was thinkin like who the fuck put that idea in your head no!! people are crazy
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>>34175987
Yeah and he's about to have hair relocated to the areas that women are more sensitive about. It's not like a transplant generates hair out of thin air for you.
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>>34176005
>uk
thats why you go to turkey like everyone else
post link to the price listing
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>>34176000
Being annoying is one of my core personality traits though
>>34175974
Drunk on a Monday afternoon
Women's fault
>>34175990
Well that's disturbing as fuck lol
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>>34176008
I would not want him to do anything he doesn't want to do. If he wants to take medicine to slow down hair loss or to do a transplant or to get a toupee I'd support him, if he wants to go bald I'd support him. I love his thick hair and I think it looks gorgeous, but I love him as a person more than any physical feature he has.
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>>34175998
This is all I have ATM.
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I hate women.
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>>34176009
It's Wimpole Clinic in London. The least thing you can do when a woman interviews you about your hair is not say that you went to Turkey for a cheap transplant. It's bad form, bad vibes.
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>>34176012
As women say, nobody should be forced to date someone they're not attracted to.
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>>34175988
If she is really about to start her period then it's impossible for you to get her pregnant. The thing about that birth control method (tracking your cycle) that doesn't work well is that your cycle will fluctuate. Sometimes I'm 2 weeks late for no discernable reason, at what point in that cycle did I ovulate? I'm really not sure. Is she REALLY just about to start it, or does she just think that because she's been tracking when it has come for the past 6 months?
>>34176004
Initially as a way of being like "chill out I'm not attacking you" because you were giving unnecessary attitude but clearly you're just like this.
>>34176007
Might have something to do with the term "beef curtains" feels bad man. Not going to make me spend money and risk complications over it but it doesn't feel good.
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>>34176016
>I will spend more money unnecessarily because I go around telling people where I got my hair transplants, even tho they never ask, and turkey has bad vibes
>I use this insanity to be mad at women because they make me pay much more money than necessary
anon come on now, lol
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>>34176003
you remind me to a girl that would come to my place knowing all too well I would try to grope her and undress her
since I was forceful up to a point and she kinda wanted it too she always kept coming
she finally let me fuck her a month before leaving the city.
not the cutest girl I've fucked but a very tight body and pussy, need myself one like her again.
I guess the fact she found me attractive and I knew when to stop and when to press her was the main thing that kept her coming back.
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>>34176019
I want to be with him, nobody is forcing me. I love him. He'd be attractive to me fat and thin, muscular and weak, with or without hair, sick and healthy.
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>>34175884
brutal replies
suicide fuel
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>>34176015
I love women.
Even thought they'll never love a fat and balding guy.
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Which foids are more evil, rape victims or single mothers?
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>>34176032
Single mothers (excluding widows) because women are in control of sexual selection. So if they are a single mother, they either chose a bad man or drove a good one away
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>>34176023
You just invented a bunch of false crap.
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>>34176032
Single mothers, rape victims rarely if ever deserved it.
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>>34176034
You could always just lie where you got it
Honestly I've just accepted that my hair is gone. I'd rather buy a car than get my hair back and be cucked by pills
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>>34176041
I haven't had a hair transplant, I was commenting on how ridiculous it is to spend over half a year of your hard earned income on something that only slows down a process briefly and makes you less repulsive to women, from afar.
In other words, you'll still be single, nobody will show any interest, but you can look in the mirror and cope while anxiously watching for signs of further balding. And then back to Turkey you go once the loneliness gets hard to bear again.
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>>34176033
Yum, she looks like Haley Williams
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>>34176050
zoom.
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>>34176014
Homie would be getting shot through the door
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Is it true that "Age Gap" nonsense was actually Zoomers trying to gatekeep Zoomette pussy, but Zoomettes weren't having it because they want to be deep in the millennial cock?
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>>34176054
it comes from youger women only wanting accomplished men to date.
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>>34176032
>Which foids are more evil, rape victims or single mothers?
Both sometimes
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>>34176032
Single mothers. Any pre-menopausal woman has access to a wealth of information and should know better than to have children with men.
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I agree with this video and don't understand why men stopped approaching women? Online dating is broken, so if men are no longer approaching how are women supposed to find guys for relationships?
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Men, do you have an hourglass waist?
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>>34176052
Yea no one was homed probably
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>>34176061
Why do you keep spamming this weird fat woman?
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Men, why do you never post your hands holding your garloid.
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>>34176062
No
but I have a better natural butt and longer eyelashes than you
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>>34176062
Nah, I'm straight fridge.
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>>34176062
Yes, kind of.
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>>34176020
oh yeah, it was something like that, thankfully i think i talked her out of it, told her i liked it (which was true btw her natural shit lookes exactly like something i'd wanna stick my dick in)
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>>34176054
Men never gatekeep pussy, even millennial men think it's "based" and "giwtwm" when famous boomer men fuck hordes of their women.
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>>34176066
Nobody cares about pictures of men online, with very few exceptions.
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>>34176066
hey, don't call me. peewee a garloid you blown-out hole
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>>34176061
By having friends. Your friends know men you don't know.
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I worked very hard today and accomplished all the goals I set for myself for the day.

State gender. Should I go buy myself ice cream? I am not fat.
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>>34176066
Same you reason you never post your legs spread for us.
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>>34176077
I stopped rewarding myself when I realized I could just get things because free will and adult.
But yes, reward yourself some ice cream.
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>>34176077
>accomplished all the goals
F. It's practically a requirement that you get some.
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>>34176020
>>34176071
oh! i remember why it was appalling! because i
at first to myself i was like "eh, if she'd be happier with it then fine" then i asked her what sensation there was with and it was a fair amount and i was like wtf no don't do that, it doesn't even look bad etc. good times
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>>34176061
online dating worked for me, how is it broken
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Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if an acting President was found to have dementia?
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Fresh off my period and I need to be stretched and filled
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>>34176089
shame id love to eat away the crust
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>>34176089
To women sex is like pooping and washing. Freshly shat and filled the bowl and I need to take a shower.
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>>34176087
He'd probably get replaced, eventually later by the vice president or something
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>>34176100
You should take a shower after sex regardless, or at least below the waist, washing my penis daily and especially after ejaculating be it in a pussy or out of my hand onto somewhere else improved my cock health greatly. I assume it's the same for women.
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>>34176067
Did you marry?
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>>34176104
>out of my hand
you goon out of your hand? what are you? goonman?
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>>34176105
no and im not gonna
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I masturbated last night, it was a huge load
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>>34176107
Plap
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>>34176109
put it back in
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>>34176110
nigga you aint plapping shit
you homosexual
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>>34176111
*cock slurping sounds* (as in his cock is sucking the cum)
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Asked out a girl for the first time last night and got rejected.
I feel proud that I managed to asked but shittier about the rejection.
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>>34176109
So did I, I was edging for about two and a half hours. I was genuinely shocked by how far the cum squirted and how much there was.
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>>34176118
tfw dated a girl from 4chan and she rode the public bus for hourse WITHOUT panties

bitch tried to accuse me of giving her a yeast infection
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>>34176116
Rejection can be as traumatic as rape. Go to therapy.
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>>34176120
How the fuck does someone meet someone on this website?
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>>34176118
No that's disgusting
>>34176120
That's even more disgusting. Was that her fetish or was she retarded
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>>34176116
Wow you're so heroic I want to suck your dick now
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>>34176061
Are you M or F? What is your intention with this post?
Anyway I don't get out much, most girls I dated in the past approached me
>>34176066
>garloid
My what now
I can take hand pic but dick is a bit xtreme
>>34176077
Yes you def should
>>34176062
Idk, I got thicc hips though
My shoulders are a lot broader than my waist though
>>34176116
It's good that you made the effort dude
Better luck next time
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>>34176126
pure luck
>>34176127
nah she was bpd crazy also went around shopping with a buttplug and stuff lol
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>>34176126
/soc/, 99% of the time you get ghosted, if you somehow get lucky enough to get an LDR and a meetup then a multi hour bus drive. Enjoy because they fucking suck ass, I'd rather stay alone than date from 4chan ever again.
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>>34176061
>onlyfans slut trying to drive engagement by blaming men
Lol
Know you audience bitch
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>>34176113
Is it cause you're balding?
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>>34176126
I never dated anyone from this website but I did talk to a much older woman from /soc/ when I was underage who would occasionally buy me things in exchange for pics/rp and stuff kek
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>>34176061
>how are women supposed to find guys for relationships?
Women don't need to take the initiative (carries its own risks), but they should show at least some interest in a guy if they want him to ask them out. Doubly so if they meet in shared spaces where all it takes is one complaint from a woman to get him banned from the premises.
If he doesn't have reason to think it might be reciprocated, lots of men simply won't take that risk. Not even because they fear rejection, but because they'd rather not lose access to a place they enjoy anyway. The strategy of existing in public and hoping to get cold approached will tend to select for a particular subset of men who don't give a fuck, and that subset skews away from commitment.
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>>34176130
>nah she was bpd crazy also went around shopping with a buttplug and stuff lol
What a sicko
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>>34176119
does it always go that far or do you have to edge first? I always cum like a hentai character, no joke
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>>34176087
Nothing. The advisors act like everything is normal. It's what we did in 2024.
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Did this moid make any movie without female feet closeups?
Imagine a female director putting big veiny male hands closeups in her every movie. Everybody would call her pervert or slut and moids can do the same thing with impunity
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>>34176137
right? the sex was insane though lmao
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Ladies, what do you think of a man who says the relationship didn’t work out because he was insecure?
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moid is what I call mold build up
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>>34176140
I've not really seen his movies but yeah, does seem like he put his fetish in them lol. But if everyone's happy then does it really matter
>>34176140
>female director putting big veiny male hands closeups in her every movie
Lol based, I would act in that
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>>34176140
Tarantino and his reputation have been getting trashed in a growing movement over the years though, the guy is an avowed Zionist.
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>>34176142
>sticking your dick in crazy
>sticking it in crazy after she told you she leaves it out in public transit
retarded degenerate moment
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>>34176140
kill bill was cool but he talked shit about david lynch so I hate him
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>>34176143
I think I can't/won't date that man. He'd eventually push me away.
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>>34176148
i learned the hard way alright
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The block was too hot, I had to dip on niggas
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>>34176143
that his last relationship ended because he was insecure
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What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god?
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>>34176140
Like I said I've not properly seen his films but desu I think the guy is based for just loving films and being ADHD af and doing a lot of coke but somehow he became a revered director once he pursued his dream. The guy was obviously just making the films that he wanted to make all along and the big success was a lucky fluke. Don't hate the player hate the game I say
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Every time I try to have safe sex, the f*id tells me to take the condom off.
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>>34176140
Tarantula gets shit all the time for the footfaggotry. Meanwhile when women make movies and insert incredibly hot and charming guys for the female gaze and do closeups of their assets including the buttocks, nobody bats an eye.
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>>34176155
with guns and a sword
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I hate people that talk loudly on the phone > :(
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>>34176158
Thats why you only fuck foids with an iud.
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Femanons really do reenforce the idea that women won't stand for any imperfections in a man
Really no point in dating
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I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna fucking text for the sake of my own self respect
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>>34176163
Just don't be fat and don't be balding.
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>>34176164
lmfao
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M.
I am in love with a specific very tall red haired woman who has prominent front teeth, prominent clavicle, and delicious body freckles.

No other woman compares to her.
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>>34176163
just don't be ugly and or retarded anon
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>>34176166
Lmao i know
But fuck it
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>>34176163
why should we?
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>>34176167
who asked
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>>34176161
Lol real
Idk I think its kind of cute but it can be annoying
When I was a receptionist I'd be shifting the volume slider way up and way down all day lol
>>34176167
Omg I used to use this tobasco a lot lol
Anyways why not make a move
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>>34176169
Like every woman is a beautiful genius
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>>34176001
imagine being that baby
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>>34176173
She is already my wife from eternity. We co-create together.
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>>34176163
They can have lots of imperfections. It's a problem when those imperfections start negatively effecting my life and he won't do anything about it. Things like consistently being 30+ minutes late, being bad with money so I have to help him out, giving me a yeast infection because he won't wash his fucking hands
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>>34176174
that's irrelevant anon, you're the one trying to fuck her don't you? put the effort or shut the hell up
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>>34176173
>Idk I think its kind of cute but it can be annoying
I was thinking of my mom when I made that post to be fair, maybe it's cute when certain people do it
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I'm trashed and my roommate is back, I said I could get some stuff from the store today
Should I go out now while they're in the shower? Maybe I can sober up a bit on the walk
The stuff can wait for tomorrow though
Anyway uhh how's your Monday going anons
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I hate myself for being sexually attracted to moids
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>>34176177
>Things like consistently being 30+ minutes late, being bad with money so I have to help him out, giving me a yeast infection because he won't wash his fucking hands
It says more about you than him that you let him fuck you lmao
Dumb cunt
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when I have a job I want to kill myself when I don't have a job I miss having some sort of purpose, I just want to be happy :(
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i just MIGHT have gotten an anal fissure from deadlifting

what the hell
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>>34176179
Lmao RIP
Your mom is cute jkk
Yeah my mom shouts down the phone also and in general desu. I get that she's police and you have to shout down walkie talkies etc. but I have to turn the volume to the lowest setting lmao. I've never heard her say something in a quiet voice lmao
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>>34176183
): I hope you can find a job that you like okay enough and that is manageable for you x
Iktf I'm a bartender and I hate it but it pays the bills
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>>34176182
I disagree, and I think your response says you're pretty bitter. You can't know he's consistently late if you've only met him like twice. You learn this stuff over time and then you dump them.
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>>34176184
Kek, no refunds
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>>34176177
You say that like it's only simple things to fix but I can see that you will also judge me for my bigger faults and insecurities
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>>34176185
yeah my mom yells a lot too, even when she whispers I can hear everything she's saying lol
also when we're on the phone I have to hold the phone away from my ears or I will go deaf lol
>>34176187
thanks! I've heard being a bartender can be pretty awful.
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>>34176190
reeeee
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Women how am I supposed to compete when every other guy is on steroids and you lot aren't able to tell when they are or aren't?
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>>34176194
>how am I supposed to compete
Be able to last longer than 3 minutes
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>>34176195
nta but is 3 minutes all it takes?
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>>34176181
Sufemacist moment
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>>34175884
If I really loved him I wouldn't care. But I would use it as leverage for him to marry me "before it's too late" kek
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>>34176198
Yes for 90% of scrotes
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>>34176195
Impossible to get to that point because women will only acknowledge men using steroids in the first place.
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>>34176181
if you were attracted to me you wouldn't hate yourself
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>>34176195
NTA
Doing what exactly?
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>>34176191
>like it's only simple things to fix
No? Where did I say that? I don't care if it's simple or complex I care if it's making my life worse. If it is and there isn't anything he will/can do about it I'm out.
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>>34176204
The only things men are good for
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>>34176206
Mowing the lawn?
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>>34176193
When you recover, become an enlightened kettlebell swings enjoyer
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>>34176194
I don't date or fuck gymcels or drug users and I'm going to notice him doing it at one point
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>>34176202
True, kek
Then when you get on roids, you will have disdain for every foid that now likes you. It's a rigged, pointless game. These entitled females ruined dating for everyone.
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>>34176205
You didn't say it explicitly
Just the vibe from all femanons
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>>34176181
Hahah penis hahaha cock
>>34176184
M or F?
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>>34176192
Aw, well she probs can't help it desu, just have to attune your ears xD
And desu I'm just a miserable bastard, it's a fine job overall, just when people are impatient it's like... yeah chill dude it's just a drink it's not that deep lol
>>34176194
Just get a physical job or hobby desu
Women ask me if I work out, I've never been to a gym lol
>>34176209
It's over for druggies...
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But you do date and fuck (often only fuck) guys who were gymcels and now show you a 6 pack on demand
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>>34176211
>vibe from all femanons
That's you projecting your insecurities anon
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>Dear wife, gf or female stranger: considering You have decided not to give me Pussy, I no longer feel an obligation to act like someone people would willingly Fuck
What is this type of reasoning called and why is it so common in men?
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>>34176217
Anti-sunk cost fallacy
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>>34176216
And you girls reinforce jt
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>>34176215
yes, I should text him
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>>34176217
Liberation
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Negative thoughts went away, hope they stay away. Maybe I can fix my self esteem
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>>34176219
No, you are doing this to yourself that's my point.
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Guys, why can't you understand that facesitting is not a thing outside of porn. It's not a comfortable position for a girl to be in and when we are getting oral we like to be relaxed and comfy while it is happening. I really hate that guys get all these stupid ideas from porn that may look good on camera but are not at all practical for the most part.
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Girls, why would you do this? Why would you publish it
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>Dear guy I've dated or talked to for months: considering I have decided not to give you pussy, I no longer feel an obligation to treat you as a human being, also this message will never reach you get ghosted lol
What is this type of reasoning called and why is it so common in women?
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>>34176225
^^^^^^
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>>34176227
me in the back, I look like that.
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>>34176225
>>34176229
So how do you want to be when getting eaten out that's "comfortable" loser?
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>>34176227
idk, why do you fall for social media bait? you a bit dumdum or so?
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>>34176231
I don't want to be eaten out
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>>34176227
Guys give it tons of engagement and send her tons of money. I don't know why but the demand is insane, it shouldn't be surprising that there's some supply
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>>34176224
Again, not the impression that is being given by the women here
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>>34176143
That his last relationship didn't work out because he was insecure. I'd hope he's doing better now.
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Can't take a man that pays attention to video games and sports over the age of 30
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women can i get a rating on my hand
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>>34176237
What do you do for fun
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>>34176237
Good luck with that
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>>34175884
>touches the thinning area
Promise you'll stop for me anon?
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>>34176237
What if he stopped gayming for you
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>>34176238
other side
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>>34176235
What I am trying to tell you is that the impression you're getting is your perception. If you think that everyone is going to be hostile towards you that's what you will see even though it's not there. This kind of behavior you're displaying is an example of something that would make my life worse that you have no desire to work on. It's entirely impossible to you that it could be a you problem. I hope you get your shit sorted one day.
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I wish I was Clav. I want to wear his perfect skin.
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>>34176228
>not sucking someone's dick = dehumanizing behavior
Men really never have real problems in their lives
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>>34176238
Bro have you ever even fucking split wood at all?
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>>34176238
8.5/10, put a bit of cuticle oil and you're good to go
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>>34176238
>>34176245
Reallyyoung/10
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>>34176250
nah im a weakling
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>>34176252
im actually 28
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>>34176250
you can split wood and still have well kept hands you dumbass
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>>34176152
Is that you have a stinky penis? Maybe you should get your pp checked out or you'll infect others too
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>>34176247
>you think that everyone is going to be hostile
Then women are hostile lol
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i actually lost my virginity with this girl in 2023, i was 23 years old and she was the daughter of a friend who was in My tennis team and he nevera knew
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>>34176233
Well I don't want a blowjob so I understand the sentiment but we just dive into PIV then?
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>>34176258
k
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>>34176258
Pedophile.
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>>34176250
Bro, are you not wearing gloves while you do it?
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>>34176259
>dive into PIV
some making out first would be nice
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>>34176239
I make bait posts on 4chan.
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Good luck femanons, you crazy fucking cunts.
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>>34176208
i thiiiiink it might've been just a really ugly zit lmao
>>34176212
M
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i had a girl tell me to creampie her but i didn't. something clicked in my mind i was like at what point is lust and desire fucking stupid because who actually wants a kid. so i didn't!

was this the right call??
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>>34176267
are you going somewhere?
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Anyone else not remember or care about their past? I don't bother thinking about it so it just fades away.
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>>34176258
she was 2 years younger than me, and she usted to live by herself (lucky me) in the same building my grandparents lived their whole life and died a year earlier, wich was really weird to lose my virginity in that place
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>>34176269
why would you fuck a girl that doesn't have an iud?
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>>34176256
nah
emotionally i meant it fucked me up
but my pp is good
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>>34176272
I try to remember the mistakes I made so I can learn from them.
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>>34176274
i did that too
trusted her telling me "its alright i got the copper thingy"
LMAO well that was stupid
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>>34176272
This is humanities mentality. This is why we are stuck in endless loops.
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>>34176272
I only think about it if it's relevant in context.
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>>34176238
Not a woman, but try playing piano and/or wearing gloves.
>handmaxxing
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>>34176273
she was really cute and naive, Nice persona, but actually wasnt My type and i did it because i really wanted to lose my virginity
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>>34176255
>>34176263
Confirmed nonwood splitters. Gloves will prevent blisters and splinters but your hands will still get hard and toughened and calluses,
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>>34176278
>trusted her
you get a card with the insertion date on it as proof that you have an iud, if a girl tells you she has an iud, ask for the card or assume she doesn't have one
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>>34176231
Can you seriously not imagine anything even slightly more comfortable?
Would it increase or decrease your comfort if there was a hamster on your gaming seat you'd have to hover above and focus on not killing while you're trying to relax and enjoy yourself?
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>>34176271
I always have places to be.
And it's rarely atoga anymore.

But primarily I wanted to post thst pic I just found, it reminded me of the atoga femanons.
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>>34176283
I've probably split more wood in my life than you and I'm a girl and my hands are soft and smooth as hands can be
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>>34176281
me and piano don't get along, but i do play the violin albeitdoe
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>>34176282
she smoked a lot of weed, and we used to sit in her couch and smoked all day while watching death note
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I need a woman to have sex with me or I’m going to die.
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>>34176287
aha, good luck to you too
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>>34176238
average hot male hand but nothign particularly interesting here
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>>34176286
Will said hypothetical hamster stimulate my prostate?
Hypothetically speqkinh.
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>>34176286
Men have women put their genitals inside their mounts between a set of hard sharp teeth.
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>>34174450
Idk but we need to revive atoga karaoke dude
Butchering some elvis rn https://voca.ro/1lfonCHNY8BG
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>>34176279
>This is humanities mentality
I did a science degree so I don't think this applies.
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>>34176291
rip
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>>34176295
Odd auto correct
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>>34176283
You have shitty gloves.
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>>34176297
lmao
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>>34176298
Very cruel of you
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>>34176274
idk what a iud is but id imagine it isnt actually 100%
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>>34176254
That's a turnoff. It looks like you've never done a day of hard work with your hands at all, little princess
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I should post my fat fuck hands too
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>>34176290
i remember this one time when we're making out and she was on top of me, the light of the sun was in the while room, and i looked at her eyed and i caress her face and called her princess and she loved it and gave me the Best hug of My life that lasted minutes
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People care too much about their own experiences, something isn't important just because it happened to you.
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>>34176295
If a guy doesn't have a cunnilingus vampire horse for me I don't want him
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>>34176296
Why does he look so different in this gif
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>>34176306
They can't the any fatter than those hands
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>>34176304
>idk what a iud is
Another absolute basement dweller with room temperature IQ.
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>>34176300
Also, probably bad technique. Don’t death grip the handle. Let the tool’s weight do the work and keep your wrists relaxed.
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>>34176309
I’m not quite sure what that is but suspect I have one or am the cunnilingus vampire horse myself
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>>34176304
no birth control is 100%, but an iud is by far one of the safest methods
see pic rel, the implanon is a form of hormonal birth control that gets implanted under the skin on your arm, the mirena ius is a hormonal iud, and the copper spiral is a non-hormonal iud
so these options are the safest outside of getting sterilized
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https://voca.ro/124xZL2k6pwW
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>>34176314
i mean its easy to get sex even if ur antisocial like me. also i would imagine most girls dont actually want to get pregnant so i was never worried about getting a girl pregnant.
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*standing at the edge of a cliff, screaming over a waterfall* I need to eaaaaat pussyyyyyyy
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>>34176319
nta
>iud is by far one of the safest methods
It's absurdly expensive though
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>>34175896
>>34175928
>>34175908
necroing this. You don't think this is below average?
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>>34176323
not really, mine cost 250 bucks and thats for five years of reliable and comparably natural birth control
if you'd buy condoms or the pill for five years you'd pay much more
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>>34176305
i actually used to do landscaping for a living and other odd jobs but it didnt seem to make my hands any rougher-looking :\
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>>34176305
seething, calloused, unkempt, dry af moid hands
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>>34176326
>250 bucks
That's a lot
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The best protection is no protection and having very few sexual partners imo
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>>34175887
https://voca.ro/16qLb4tdH1cj
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Why was Basil Valentine such a massive christcuck
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>>34176331
if you can't pay 250 bucks for birth control then maybe you shouldn't be fucking anyways
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https://voca.ro/19MWGDw82AYK
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Did the truck full of bf-free girls get here yet
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>>34176284
i felt it
and she had to get the cord cut after we started dating
but it was still risky as hell in hindsight
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>>34176342
not more risky than using a condom, but ofc a condom also protects from STDs
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>>34176324
He's not conventionally handsome at all, but it didn't matter because he got married to a bunch of women
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>>34176346
true
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>drops a trvke
>leaves
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>>34176348
better to be an ugly, financially successful man than an ugly, financially successful woman
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>>34176343
Bravo
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>>34176311
Bc it's not him lmao its from a rap battle thing
He met the real Mr beast though lol
>>34176320
Lol great shit anon <3
https://voca.ro/15bSNI9zNcO5
OK I gtg
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>>34176343
This is beautiful...
Really made my day <3
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Being a woman is so risky. You are either born ugly or pretty and that pretty much decides the outcome of their lives. For men it is much different. At the end of the day unless you are like genuinely hideous it is only a little quirk that may help you out sometimes. But for women it's all.
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>>34176227
I'm too autistic to understand this? Did she become a prostitute because walmart doesn't pay enough or something?
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>>34176264
Well duh making out, licking and groping nipples would be there, but neither of us would do oral then.
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>>34176238
You have nice hands for a guy, bloody lucky bastard
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Women, why do you bother with men?
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>>34176358
Dude you're a stupid nigger who doesn't know shit about how Chad lives, he's basically a woman with a cock when it comes to dating he gets 200 matches per day to fuck regularly, it's not just "a little quirk" it genuinely defines your life as you know it.
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>>34176363
sounds good to me
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>>34176362
No it means she is a sex addict and it's a cry for help. But this world is too cold and too cruel to understand and help. The bullying persists it is a constant it will never stop our blight this injustice we wreak amongst our selves. Oh the humanity! OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>34176366
they be cute and hot
>>
So you guys just enjoy having the same conversation over and over? Every day?
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>>34176374
you got something better to do?
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>>34176358
Plenty of women are unconventially attractive or have a minor issue or a few that makes them seem more approachable even.
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>>34176374
I don't. I wasn't here last week.
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>>34176370
Seriously? I'm not sure how you got that at all.
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>>34176372
Sometimes, they're fat and balding.
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>>34176378
Leave while you can, unless you like laughing at mentally ill people and reading blogs about sex
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>tfw gf
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>>34176383
Eh, most of the time it's pretty fun. This is the blogposting board, after all.
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>>34176380
not the ones I've kissed
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>>34176384
grats. How long?
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>>34176369
Yeah it sounds good to me too.
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Ok I have an issue and can't understand what's going on
>Work at a office
>Mostly women from 20 all the way to 60
>Be quiet
>Something bad happens or I do something wrong
>Someone comes to scold me for it
>Few of the ladies near by cubicle comes up to my aid telling whoever to buzz off and leave me alone
>They treat me nice and often compliment my appearance
Why they behave the way they do?
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>>34176385
The peak of the slippery slope
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>>34176387
Since yesterday
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>>34175881
ladies, would you date a guy who does not have much money and who doesn't have a very well paying job? I am not even bothering looking or dating anyone because I am not "le heckin successful career rich money maker chad" I turn down any opportunity to meet a girl because I feel like an embarrassment.
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>>34176392
thats just how normal people treat others
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>>34176393
That was probably November for me lol.
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>>34176392
They're clearly pitying you for some reason.
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>>34176392
>Why they behave the way they do?
Being nice to people feels nice.
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How do we make women more accepting of virgin men as partners?
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>>34176394
Cool. Good luck you crazy kids.
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Bitch.
*plap plap plap*
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>>34176395
I would but thats because I wouldn't be looking for a man to start a family with. If you want to meet girls to work towards marriage and kids, you probably have to turn it up a notch.
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>>34176401
We already are extremely accepting of virgin men as partners.
Next question?
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i need a girl like toki
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>>34176404
Maybe it would make me aroused if you used capital letters
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I need a girl like *checks recent downloads folder for ideas*
Ryuji's mom.
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>>34176409
Fuck you.
*plap plap plap*
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I need a man that goes to concerts and sings along the sappy songs.
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>>34176406
Since when?
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I need friends so I don’t have to read this dumb nigger bullshit written by dysgenic faggots
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>>34176399
Why though? I'm not hideous nor pretty, I'm decent at my job and as far as they know, I'm normal looking.
Can women feel the assburger?
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>>34176418
go get some then
>inb4 I can't find any good ones I like and that like me back
then you're one of the dysgenic faggots and right at home here
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>>34176415
I've never been to a concert before.
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>>34176415
How sappy are we talking here?
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>>34176422
Never change
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>>34176384
How many times did she bring up being official before you finally caved
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>>34176415
I go to concerts, but we would have vastly different tastes in music.
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>>34176426
I brought it up at least as often as she did, and I was ready to make it official before she was.
>>34176402
Thanks, anon.
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>>34176405
Can't find a well paying job in my field due to the shit job market, the sad part is I actually have a college education. Not like I haven't tried either, I just have awful luck, It was over for me before it began. I am considering running away to some 3rd world shit hole where my money goes further and finding a wife there who will take pity on my sorry ass. At least i'll be rich there.
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How good does the dick have to be for it to be better than oral?
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>>34176324
Like the other anon said, he wasn't conventionally handsome. But he had strong features, good skin, gorgeous eyes, deep attractive voice, was 6'4", and he was extremely charismatic. Also with longer hair and a beard hiding his imperfections he was def conventionally attractive
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How do we eradicate ghosting in this day and age?
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The Wordle today was craaaaazy.
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What it means when a girl acts all annoyed while near you and sighs and tells you you're retarded, but when you look at her she has this face of anticipation as if waiting for you say something.
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if.you we're balding
would you have a hair transplant?
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>>34176441
No, embrace the suck and shave it all.
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>>34176441
M
Nah, I wouldn't. I'd feel and look weird if I did that.
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>>34176439
All my homies deleted the NYT games app when they made the mini paywalled
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>>34176441
My Cousin was thinning like crazy and he spent like... crazy money getting transplants, well maybe not that crazy in the realm of transplants...
I don't think I will, I'm too poor for that shit.
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>>34176439
I got it in 4, you've never heard that word? It's not that uncommon.
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>>34176419
>Can women feel the assburger?
nta but this is unironically totally it. Men don't mask it as well as women.
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Wretched moids. Do you think of your girlfriends when you jack off?
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>>34176447
I have heard it, but it was one of those days where I had to guess EATEN, LADEN, OAKEN and MAVEN before I could see it.
>>34176444
They got my money. I'm the cancer that's killing the video games industry
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>>34175881
>picrel
Finally someone talking about this
I'm so sick of performative sexism
It's so cringe and unattractive
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>>34176449
ive never had a gf but if I did i would only jerk off to her yeah
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>>34176450
nta, what was it, waxen?
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>>34176455
'twas
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>>34176449
When I used to have a gf yeah, now I just think about girls I used to know that I thought were attractive and wanted to bang back from when I was in school, I wish I would have tried approaching them back when I had a chance.
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>>34175881
State gender
Would you rather undress in front of a gay man or a lesbian woman?
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How do I initiate physical contact on a date?
I have managed to fraudmaxx myself out of mentalceldom by ashwaganda and sugar maxxing but I am stuck behind an experiencewall when it comes to actual physicality.
Also I am too old to just do something absolutely retarded to icebreak. I need a little bit of fellow autist guidance to do it in at least non super akward way.
Give me something, everything involving touch feels cringy by default to me.
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>>34176449
>she believes men use their imagination at all instead of simply consuming porn
lol
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>>34176462
M
A lesbian. Gay men are forward enough while I have my clothes on.
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>>34176462
Male, already did both, felt nothing whatsoever. A nurse once felt my butt during an exam, I had to control myself into not get a hard-on.
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>I deserve princess treatment
But you're not a princess, you're a serial dating whore.
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>>34176462
Female, do you mean like in a change room? Either one is fine
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>>34176449
I have in the past, but I haven't had a girlfriend in seven years.
I use my imagination, /s/ and occasionally solo videos of women on /gif/.
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>>34176469
>t. functional eunuch
Get back in the kitchen with the women where your kind belong kek
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>>34176462
>State gender
>Would you rather undress in front of a gay man or a lesbian woman?
Neither, both are judgmental
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gotta get a foreign guy it seems, western men act like trannies/feminine in a creepy way and you never know what school with kids they shoot up next
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Anybody else here going to be playing a 20 year-old MMO expansion this year?
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gotta get a foreign girl it seems, western women act like feminists/entitled whores in a creepy way and you never know what dick she's gonna ride in an hour
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>>34176482
I love how you stated your gender
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>>34176490
What game?
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>>34176462
M
woman
Also massage appointments are always with women, I don't care that men give objectively better ones.
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>>34176440
You're funny? Lots of people act "annoyed" at that
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>>34175881
Does anyone know why gay men call women honey?
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>>34176437
>white western "man" who cant even build a house
you deserve it tho
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>>34175884
make him start finasteride and minoxidil
>>34176241
hahaha
>>34176237
I cant believe my faggot boyfriend plays league im gonna kill him
>>34176396
this one.
>>34176465
Nah i know lots of ppl male or female that just think about stuff
>>34176462
F
Love leading on lesbians as a straight woman desu. jk i never really had too much shame about non-sexual nudity. The people who sexualize that sorta thing really creep me out.
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>>34176496
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>>34176505
Ah.
No.

Wow was never my thing.
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It’s hard to believe in god when things are le bad
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Would you have mmf threesomes for your fujo wife? :)
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>>34176512
Nope, the best I could do for her is just be a handsome, cool guy with handsome friends.
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>>34176374
>you guys just enjoy having the same conversation over and over
I don't enjoy it but we're in purgatory
>>34176384
Godspeed anon
>>34176392
They just sound nice and wholesome
>>34176415
Let's goooo
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>>34176499
I know a lot of gay guys, none of them have called me honey. They're more likely to say sweetie and it's usually in an ironic, kind of funny way
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>>34176440
She's retarded
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>>34176518
I love retards.
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>>34176445
Dang, is he in a lot debt?
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>>34176512
If the guy was feminine enough, yes.
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>>34176522
I don't think so.
He's doing fine I think.
I'm just poor so my financial views are strewed.
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>>34176481
>>34176503
Are you a virgin?
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>>34176449
Whenever I dated/had a gf, yes I only thought of her when I jacked off
I get too obsessed with a person so nobody else is attractive to me>>34176497

>>34176462
Lezzer cause former is gay
>>34176463
Someone post discord anon's escalation graph
You just need to try and build up to it and feel out the situation/how she is responding too
Or yoy can date a yapper girl who tells you to kiss her and pulls you in
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>>34176509
picrel
>>34176499
you watch too many movies ahaha
>>34176514
Yeah i just wanted to say something moderately shocking tbdesu im too possessive for that
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>>34176498
Not really, I'm very quiet. But do notice me as being happy.
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>>34176441
I was heading for that Strelok look but shaved it off early on.
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>>34176423
You should give it a try. If you strike gold, the energy is immaculate.
>>34176424
As sappy as possible.
>>34176428
How would you know?
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>>34176528
le smart philosopher cannot phantom that if an allknowing, omnipotent being exists it may hold different moral views than them lmao
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>>34176531
Depends. I'm kind of a fag already so if the dudes are attractive to me I want them to watch and make eye contact while I drink it. If they're ugly you'd need to pay me more.
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>>34176533
I'm too poor and friendless for concerts.
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>>34176430
Yeah, it's brutal out there now. I hope you find the one.
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>>34176537
A pint, not straight form the tap you homo
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>>34176539
You could sneak in and make friends there.
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>>34176541
I know. Im saying if the attractive dudes who did it are nearby I want them to watch and that makes me more open to the idea.

Also it needs to be hot. I imagine cold would be much more unbearable.
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>>34176531
>Men get 300 000$
Hell yeah.
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>>34176534
Said omnipotent beings ethics are outlined very clearly and he does not adhere to them
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>>34176533
>As sappy as possible.
I'd probably be down. I do a lot of extremely cheesy and sappy karaoke at home already.
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>>34176547
Rules for thee not for me. Atheism is so childish
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>>34176531
Wow just another fucking wage gap.
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>>34176548
Very good, if we don't cry, it wasn't sappy enough.
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>>34176531
No
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is it reasonble for your partner to tell you to never mention the name of anyone you ever dated before them? My gf had a meltdown because i mentioned my ex last night (we dated for 4 years and its been almost 4 years since the breakup) in a very specific context relating to our conversation (about politics).
But she flipped out and accused me of still talking to my ex and thinking about her all the time and then hung up the phone and has not responded to my texts at all today. We have been dating for over a year now. How do you get yourself to forget the people you were around in your past?
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>>34176552
Girls are used to swallowing, it wouldn't be fair
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Women with long hair surely know the pain of getting hair stuck in their butt cracks.
But can they imagine something worse—getting it wrapped around your dick?
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>>34176527
>You just need to try and build up
the situation is built up but im autistic, thats the problem
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>>34176540
Probs won't ever, but thanks anyways. At least I have 2D females and hentai in the mean time, Kek.
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>>34176531
>Would you sell your dignity for a measly bag of silver?
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Cancelled my doctors appointment. I don’t want to be told I’m sick
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>people are now using Drug as the past tense to drag.

maybe it is over
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>>34176555
I wouldn't date someone thats this insecure that they need you to act like you were an asexual recluse before you met them.
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yo technoanon
if you're itt, it's time to make some liquid dnb i reckon
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>>34176395
you spend too much time on the internet. all the broke boys have gfs/wives
overdosed on andrew tate
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>>34176558
thats actually a dangerous risk when you have a baby boy, that a hair can wrap around their pp and cut off blood circulation
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>>34176563
Commons dare use look instead of hark!
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>>34176562
what was the appointment for?
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I love women so much anons
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>>34175881
Should I write a story about a gay man?
I'm homophobic btw
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>>34176573
I wish women loved fat and balding guys.
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>>34176573
men are pretty damn great too
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>>34176565
she constantly feels like I am judging her compared to my ex which is not true. To this day she refuses to cook for me because one time I mentioned a story where my ex cooked well and we didnt have to ever order out compared to our friends. I personally am a good cook and love making foods, but my gf now refuses to ever believe me. Shes 34 Im 35.

Im autistic and I tend to bring up stories of my past on the basis of something that is relevant or interesting, in the beginning I did it unintentionally, like I mentioned to her once that my ex's dad was color blind so he couldnt play certain board games (which I found pretty interesting) but she was angry i even brought it up
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>>34176572
Bloodwork, depression/anxiety/ADHD generalized testing. I filled out some forms and a doctor gave me a requisition form or something. All this happened in August and I never went back. I’ll make another appointment next month
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>>34176555
I'd be okay with them mentioning stuff like a name if it's an ltr ex (so a relationship of several years). but preferably no "stories" about them, especially if it's said as a joke or trying to be entertaining. if it's about politics i'd be fine. but it's probably just about preferences, some people think it's respectful to not go out of your way to mention any ex's name to your current partner.
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>>34176561
Well???????
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>>34176578
>my ex cooked well and we didnt have to ever order out compared to our friends
I mean for women this is basically saying like an ex had a big dick or fantasizing about how strong her ex was lmao. Her reaction is out of proportion but the more you tell about yourself the more I feel like she's just sick of your shit, anon.
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>>34176578
Yeah, she's way too old to act this immature. And it's fully unrealistic that a couple at this age doesn't have some previous experiences. Demanding you just bury them and pretend it never happened is very childish. I think it's actually important to talk through each other's experiences when it comes to dating, relationships and love because sometimes knowing context can be important and helpful. It's like she's asking you to erase a whole part of what made you you. Idk if I could deal with this but maybe she's worth this drama otherwise.
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>>34176575
Do you love fat and balding women?
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>>34176580
I know it sucks, but you should go. Those things just get worse if you don't deal with it. As you probably already know.
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>>34176559
I mean I had the same issue (or just shyness idk)
Honestly I would just ask the girl if I could kiss her if I was nervous and unsure kek. Did it a few times and they never said no lol. I think it's better to just beee yourself and be honest than try to act like some suave chad if that's just not your personality
>>34176562
): that's ok if you weren't up to it. do you plan to reschedule though if you don't feel better soon?
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>>34176583
Nigger No! Am I a jew, I know my ancestors probably were, but I'm not.
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sudden intense urge to make out
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>>34176566
What's up my g <3
I'm watching TV with my roommates rn but yessss, I'd love to hear what you come up with
Maybe I'll make a liquid track later too
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Men should know that this is true. + Chefs are irresistible to women.
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>>34176592
nice one
yeah i'll post it once i got something to show
kinda in the mood for something reesy and emotional lmao
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>>34176594
I learned at a pretty young age that "the quickest way to a man's heart is his stomach" is projection
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>>34176591
I experienced a girl that knew how to kiss well and every other girl has sucked
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I just found out that big breasts are cold to the touch! This is true, right? Women?

Anyway, this just go to show how dumb cowtit enjoyers are. Literally drooling over cold sand bags.
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>>34176597
what made her kisses different?
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>>34176594
>just be the main character portrayed by a famous rich and attractive guy
O-oh... okay.
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>>34176594
>Chefs are irresistible to women
Tfw I just wait tables, it's ogre
Chefs are chads desu
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I'm going to

hmm.
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>>34176588
I’ll have to re-book an appointment as I already cancelled. I think it was the anxiety of staring at the clock all day, among other things
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>>34176599
not really true, I just checked and the nipple are was cold to the touch but the rest was warm
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>>34176596
fuaaaaarrgggkk i wish my bf was a chef but instead hes a stupid physicist working for technofascist accelerationists
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>>34176595
Yeah no rush ofc but either way would love to hear what you're cooking
Also based, your production skills are really great
Yeah if I end up going on laptop later I'll whip something up lol
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>>34176606
Yeah, it can be a lot. You got this, try booking an appointment early in the morning next time so you have to rush a little and don't have time to get too in your head.
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>>34176576
I still instinctively have a hard time believing that there are women who really feel this way.
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>>34176610
cheers mate
i really have to learn how to master though lmao
i'm looking forward to what you're cooking up then!
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>>34176613
people generally like people, attractive people.
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>>34176596
The quickest way to a man's heart is via his dick
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>>34176585
How so? I can also cook very well and was not dependent on my ex for food. The whole context was this:
Back then we had two friends who ate out for EVERY MEAL. breakfast lunch dinner. I (and my ex) both preferred cooking at home.
The point of my telling this story was not to say my ex was a good cook and make my gf feel bad about it, but to say how insane it was to know people who never make their own food. And that I would love to cook with my current gf and try new foods. This conversation happened over a year ago now (december 2024) but she will not let it go.

>>34176586
Im doing my best. but she is also very insecure and constantly wondering why i dont make her the center of my world, I can only do so much, each week its like a list of things I am doing wrong or things I need to improve in this relationship. Shes indian, so maybe its just what shes used to from growing up
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>>34176611
Thanks anon. Maybe I’ll rebook another appointment to get the bandaid off, early like you said
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>>34176609
Chefs don't make a lot of money though...
>>34176606
Nta but it's really good that you cancelled beforehand, when I was a doctor's receptionist so many people would just not turn up...
Anyway just rebook it at your convenience. And I agree with other anon, if you're able to sometimes an early appointment if you can get one can be good just to get it out of the way. Hope you feel better soon x
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>>34176613
I don't feel like this every day, but right now I do
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>>34176619
>Shes indian
We've talked before, I think. She sounded like a handful back then and still does. That was months ago, and if I remember correctly you already contemplated if the drama is worth it back then. Is it?
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>>34176621
>Chefs don't make a lot of money though...
Most chefs are millionaires.
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>>34176615
Lol, I mean mastering is obviously a great skill but the jungle and techno OGs agreed the vibe is the most important thing...
Cheers dude, I'll reply if I cook something (probably either at 3am or tomoz lol)
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>>34176609
Your bf is a fag lol
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>>34176620
Good luck
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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>>34176621
idc about money i want him like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCJFcP6bUtc&t=33
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>>34176626
>Most chefs are millionaires
What planet do you live on
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>>34176631
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>>34176634
Planet Bedroom in the Mommy and Daddy’s House System
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>>34176615
I might peel away from my roommates after this episode lo and hop on FL
>>34176638
Is that a christian server
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>>34176627
100%
but the hats shouldn't make your ears ring 2 minutes in lmao
>>34176643
>hop on FL
hell yeah
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i love 2d women
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Moids should listen to femcel music like fiona apple or sol seppy. Maybe youll get it.
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>>34176651
femcels arent real its all a larp
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>>34176651
Fiona Apple is femcel music now?
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>>34176651
qrd?
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>>34175887
>Men technically race mix more
How could men race mix more than women. Logically if a white man fucks a black woman then a black woman is fucking a white man.
You mean entirely because of the gays? Gay men fuck anything that moves (because they're men who are fortunate enough to be into people who have the same libido and standards as themselves -- other men).

Anyway racial solidarity is incredibly fucking stupid, I have nothing in common with you, bitch boy. You don't get to be proud because of my achievements. Cultural solidarity at least makes some sense
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28 M. Is it too late for me to pursue a career in the culinary arts?
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>>34176657
Anon, Spaniard and Portuguese men literally spawn a entire new race when they made to the new world.
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>>34176625
Im not man enough to stand up for myself, and every week that goes by weakens me a little more. She may have to leave the country in a few months anyways due to visa issues, but I just dont have the courage to stand up to her like I was able to early on
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>>34176651
I tried, I really it but it came off as fake. Femcelish musicians are posers

https://youtu.be/5L0sT806yAw
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>>34176594
>line cook
Fucking lol
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>>34176651
Theres nothing to "get". Its all sentimental self-pirying crap, this is like an incel telling women to watch Bladerunner 2049 and Drive so they can "get it".
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>>34176659
Van Gogh literally never picked up a paint brush until he was 29, if that puts things into perspective
>>34176660
>Spaniard and Portuguese men literally spawn a entire new race when they made to the new world
WITH WHOM
WHO WERE THEY HAVING SEX WITH IN ORDER TO MAKE THAT NEW RACE
WHAT GENDER WERE THEY AND WERE THEY OR WERE THEY NOT RACE MIXING
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>>34176662
thats because femcels arent real
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>>34176661
Many such cases. Why aren't you? What's stopping you? Just the sheer energy it would take to untangle your lives and knowing the drama it would bring?
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Did you know that I like white, black, brown, yellow and red women
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>>34176670
this but without the white (unless they're ginger)
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>>34176666
With ameridians who either forced into sexo or willingly went to it. In this case it's 50/50. Men will fuck anything, even abbos, if a abbo shows interest, the men will fuck it.
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>>34175881
Is 31 too late to find a gf? I haven't had a gf in probably 10 years now.
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I don't want to self-improve
I really just wanna die
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>>34176663
ew wtf no he should look like picrel
>>34176672
common redhead w
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>>34176675
I hope not otherwise im fucked
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>>34176659
>>34176675
yes, for males 25+ its unironically over for everything.
at 25 you either have it or not and thats it.
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>>34176676
relatable
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>>34176672
You so crazy for this, anon
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>>34176667
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>>34176681
Piano.
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>>34176674
Yes, it's 50/50, and it can never be anything other than 50/50. Because if a white man fucks an Aboriginal Australian woman then an Aboriginal Australian woman is fucking a white man.
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>>34176686
Moids are pedophiles
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>>34176681
accordion
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>>34176676
>>34176683
I don't want to die but I'm just checked out from everything
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>>34176688
nta but I'm pretty sure the op anon just meant white men and white women
most likely he has overdosed on BBC porn again or something
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>>34176684
this cock was made to colonise
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>>34176669
Im avoidant generally. When things are really bad I want to retreat from the danger. When things calm down I dont want to rock the boat and create issues again. I grew up with a very dominant short-tempered dad who parenting methods was "do what i say or else bad things will happen" Because of that i often fall in line under a power above me (boss, parent, or a angry gf telling me I fucked up). My only escapes in my life were to retreat away from all of that to find peace, and when I am around people i become a subservient people-pleaser and mask up my autism to be liked, knowing that once I go home, I can be my real self again.

We met through mutual friends groups and I will likely still see her around if we break up. We share some of the same friends, and she may get them to take her side and for them to stop being friends with me out of loyaty to her.
Shes bought me a ton of stuff since we started dating and whenever I say "please dont buy me things" she gets offended, and i worry i will forget to return everything to her.
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moid, do the helicopter dick
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>>34176681
kazoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
>>34176692
Oh. That might be it, yeah. Embarrassing if so
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>>34176695
I'm too small
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If my boyfriend says Im the only reason he wakes up each morning and I breakup with him anyway is it manslaughter if he an heros?
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>>34176695
I’ll sneak into the bathroom and hit one for you rq.
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>>34176657
Based. Racial solidarity is for low iq losers. Let's import more high IQ indians and somalians that will mesh with us more adequately so we can actually have a functional society.
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>>34176701
He won’t an hero, but even if he did, that wouldn’t be your fault.
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>>34176694
Yeah, thats a shitty situation to be in. It's not very mature or moral, but you can always try to silent quit by stopping to obey her demands until she's had enough and leaves. Sometimes you just have to work with what you got.
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HOW DO I MAKE GIRLS CUM? I need to know before tonight or else I'm (not) fucked.
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>>34176703
One of my colleagues is an ultra high IQ Somali-Indian and he's megachill
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>>34176701
no but if he does he deserves it. killing yourself over a woman is subhuman behavior, it would be eugenic for you to leave him now.
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>>34176708
each girl is different, you'll simply have to fuck around and find out (literally)
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Girls, is this a good size?
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>>34176688
What are we arguing about then?
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>>34176701
does he have like no time to play vidya or what?
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>>34176712
long time no see/10 bait
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Women, do the titty jiggle.
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>>34176711
But what's the basic stuff that works on almost every girl? They can't all need a custom routine.
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>>34175936
Damn she's so beautiful
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>>34176713
I'm arguing with the anon who said that men race mix more than women (i.e. it's not 50/50).
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>>34176719
Put effort into foreplay. Make out with her, grope each other, maybe eat her pussy or get her to suck your dick.
You’ll figure it out in the moment. Try not to worry about it.
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>>34176705
When I try to do that, I tell her i am trying to focus on whats best for me and setting boundaries for myself she gets angry and tells me I should be more considerate of her feelings.

Anyways idk if you've ever heard this before, but theres 2 ways someone could react to this statement
You're a failure:
>yes your right, I cant do anything right
>no you're wrong, and I will prove it to you

i fall into that first category sadly,
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>>34176725
How does making her suck my dick make her cum? And how do you eat pussy?
I'm going to worry about it and I know I'll fuck up and reveal my inexperience
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>>34176643
dude
i am fucking vibing
here's a snippet
not too sure about vocal positioning and stuff
and it needs work ofc but the fundamental should be alright
https://voca.ro/16Vj5lM8my79
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>>34176727
>I tell her i am trying to focus on whats best for me and setting boundaries for myself
You don't tell her anything, you just don't do it. If you try to convince her to give you permission to not follow her orders, you can wait till the day you die.
>first category
Probably because you know she's not saying things that are inherently wrong or untrue. That doesn't mean it's her job in your lofe to keep pestering you about doing more than you have the energy to you. You know what you would have to do to be a better person, you know how you'd have to do it and why it's important. That still doesn't give you the energy to actually do it, especially if you have someone breathing down your neck and demanding you shape up week after week. Thats just exhausting and probably makes you resent her and by extension resent doing the right things because doing them after she demanded you do them doesn't feel good anymore, it likely feels like getting your balls cut off and forced to obey her unless you want to endure another few days of drama and conflict.
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>>34176723
Ah ok, good. Cause I love you, even if you're black.
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>>34176719
There's no basic routine, sorry anon. It's more like jazz, where there's multiple different techniques and each girl likes a unique combination of techniques. Girl 1 and 2 and 3 may all like to be eaten out without much clitoral stimulation, but girl 1 might need you to lick deep into her vagina, girl 2 might need you to lick really fast, and girl 3 might need you to lick slowly.
Being good at sex means being able to make a girl feel comfortable and safe. She needs to feel able to tell you what she likes (many women, especially if they're 21 or younger, have deranged feelings of shame about sex, so they need to feel super comfortable and like they won't be judged or pressured).
You then need to give it a go. Feel free to literally ask her "do you like it like this?" "do you want me to go faster or slower or stay like this?" "shall I put another one in?".

Above all, remember this: she wants you to have a good time too and she's very willing to help you have a great night together. If you remain calm and collected then even if you suffer a mishap the night will still go well between you. For example, if your dick droops or you come quickly, if you stay calm and say something like "God, you're so sexy" and smoothly switch to eating her out, she won't even register it.
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>>34176733
>I'll fuck up and reveal my inexperience
She won’t care you’re inexperienced, and even experienced people fuck up.
I’m sure there’s at least one article on the internet that can teach you how to eat pussy. I learned from a Cosmopolitan article fifteen years ago
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No, it not over.
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Women, any tips on being less scary?
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Do women actually like the penis between their boobs or is this another porn meme?
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>>34176722
She was always one of the prettiest women on TV and in movies to me as a youf
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>>34176695
wooosh
>>34176701
not your fault, hope bro manages tho
>>34176736
oooof locked in, what a teaser lol
this is some proper UK club shit lol <3 amazing vibe
honestly I think it's perfect as it is, just finish it haha
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>5/10 face
>10/10 body
is there a better combination for a woman?
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>>34176748
porn meme
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>>34176722
>>34176749
fr she's gorgeous and seems like such a kind soul
but yeah when she tried to get into acting when she was younger she was told she was too ugly and needed to find another career path
imagine calling winona fucking ryder ugly lol. what a clown
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>>34176676
mood
self improvement is a waste of time
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new runescape 3 update fucked the ui it's over
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>>34176752
nta
I’ve only done it with one woman before, and it was her idea. It was so weird lol
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>>34176756
Play osrs (please)
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How do I ask out a guy if I'm ugly?
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>>34176733
Read the last bit of this >>34176741
It's a bizarre trick of human psychology, but if you act calm and collected then people around you will match your energy. If you calmly say "this is actually one of my first times, so let me know if you have any tips for me" then she will not hold it against you. If you're too old to comfortably say that (30+) then you can always tell a little lie and say "I haven't done this in a while, so let me know if you have any tips for me".
You've got to be calm tho. I know that on the inside you won't be calm, because it's a brick-shitting situation. But this is something you can absolutely fake until you make it. It's a leap of faith where you tell yourself that if you act calm then everything will go alright. And it will.
>How does making her suck my dick make her cum?
Most people find it extremely arousing to make someone else feel good
>And how do you eat pussy?
I'm sorry, it really varies too much between women to say. Some women love it when you're soft and giving; you let your tongue be pretty relaxed and you let your lips gently kiss her pussy. But some women love it when you're rough and hard and fast.
As a rule, start out gently and ask her if she wants it harder or faster. Start on the clitoris and if she seems uncomfortable start licking next to (but not on) the clitoris and ask if she likes it like that.
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Play tbc with me on Nightslayer >:]
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Why does Swiss spend so much time in /atoga/ talking to herself?
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>>34176762
>hey, do you want to go out for xyz sometime?
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>>34176751
No, no there is not.
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>>34176680
It's been so long I have actually forgot how you even talk to a woman, which is weird because I used to know how to talk to them. It's like an unused skill that I have now lost.
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>>34176767
Queen of /atoga/ type shit
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>>34176750
>proper UK club shit
nice!
gonna make this a proper tune then the next days
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>>34176738
She will say things like "you dont care about me youre not putting in any effort" when I go to therapy every week solely to work on this relationship and try to improve myself. Itts really exhausting me. I've been working on setting boundaries with her because right now I dont have any, im just a big pushover
This is what I want to say to her:

>accept the way I show my love and speak my love.
>do not use my past relationships against me. Im sorry for bringing my ex up early on, and I have made a strong effort to no longer do that, but you make the decision in your head and refuse to accept any other belief, even when i tell you.
>could find a way to accept her own self worth without needing it solely from me. I cannot be there to reassure you over all your anxieties every day.
>Let me correct my mistakes when I make them, and know that I am trying to improve, and allowing me to clarify where there is confusion in that moment, so we can resolve it toward our mutual desires. When you treat my mistakes as something that cannot be corrected immediately it sets a level of frustration for both of us.
>Assume good intentin things that I do for you, that I am not doing it out of force, or being told to, but that when I say I want to, I really do want to. When you tell me that "you can read my mind and you know what I think" that does not help me get better.
>Tell me when youre not fine IN THAT MOMENT instead of testing me, trying to get an emotion from me, or remaining silent and bringing it up later in anger. I cant not pick up on visual or emotion cues sometimes and i need a little bit of support from you.
>Do not use 'universal' behaviors to explain why I'm doing something wrong in the relationship. I am not like "everyone else" or like "normal people". If there are things that I cannot do naturally well, do not make me feel awful for it or try to restate that I am abnormal. I know i am, I've known that for a long time.
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>>34176784
You should dump her whodie
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>>34176746
well i like guys who are smiley and very chill, that is quite far away from scary i think. when i think of a ""scary"" guy it's someone who looks angry or intense, and stares at people.
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>>34176743
I feel like she will, I'm definitely too old to still be a virgin
Maybe I'll look up videos and pray it's not just trying to look good for camera
>>34176763
>>34176741
Fuck
I really don't know if I'm going to be able to project confidence in a situation like this but it looks like it's my only real option
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>>34176767
Why are you a pedophile, Julian?
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>>34176789
Well, I guess I’m not scary. I worry I can be sometimes.
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>>34176784
There's nothing you can tell her to make her back down from trying to change you. You want to change her and she wants to change you. In truth, you're just very incompatible and you'll always have to fight over who gives in so things can be done the other's way.
There's no magic way of communicating or wording that will change her mind because this isn't a communication issue, it's a battle of the wills and she's winning.
The battle won't ever stop, she'll only stop if you obey and do as told, but you already know full well that you could never be happy living like that for the rest of your life.
I'm not sure you'll ever break out from this relationship but this isn't working.
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>>34176793
any guy is scary when you're walking at night ig but most guys aren't and you likely indeed aren't also
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I love being Jewish
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Any.
Moths or butterflies?
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>>34176799
Jewish women are very attractive
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>>34176767
She is underfucked and wants male attention but doesn't know how to ask for it like a normal woman.
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>>34176801
... to money
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Women, are you "straight" only because you would have to lead with another woman?
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Men, is being a tsundere irl cringe?
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>>34176762
do it anyways
he might not be that shallow and fall for you anywayz
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>>34176809
No, it’s unfortunately very attractive to me. I tend to like bratty women.
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>>34176807
Men are the gay asf gender lol, good try
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>>34176809
It's kind of cringe to bait multiple moids at once.
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>>34176800
M
Butterflies. I do like moths, but they’re more likely to get in my face whenever I see them.
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>>34176809
not cringe but I'm also one so
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>>34176807
I just think hunky muscleheaded idiots are really cute. I love when they do stupid things to impress me gjbfh
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>>34176783
>gonna make this a proper tune then the next days
yesss, go for it dude <3
meanwhile I just started some oldskool jungle lol https://voca.ro/1nrcshEcHfju
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>>34176794
Is setting boundaries the same thing as trying to change her? Is there a way I could word those to be more effective? One thing Im worried about is trying to tell her this and it backfiring instead of being helpful
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>>34176822
duuuude nice
here's me skanking it out at almost half past 10 lmao
sick man
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Slept with a guy last night. He was pretty cute but he couldn't get hard. I guess he was scared. He ate me out instead but it just wasn't great. I've never been eaten particularly well so I have no idea what to ask for. What am I supposed to do? Sex seems so lame. I'm starting to forget the appeal.
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>>34176834
lol, up l8 :P
have a good night bro <3
>>34176836
>What am I supposed to do?
idk maybe meet with him again if it was literally the first time lol
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Love boobs
Hate women
Simple as
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>>34176839
I'll meet with him again but this has been a problem my whole life. I've had a few long term sexual partners and it just wasn't as good as masturbating.
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>>34176836
You need to get broken in by a real Dom Daddy
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>>34176836
How'd you meet?
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>>34176845
i never have sex to cum personally i just like the intimacy
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>>34176845
well I mean, no one forcing ya to have sex, if the juice ain't worth the squeeze maybe time to take a hiatus
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Why are men personally offended when strangers and people they aren't dating have tattoos?
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>>34176836
What is that sex room. You whore. Open a window. It probably smells like vagina goo.
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>>34176836
Fuck you you told me you'd not tell anyone.
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>>34176566
seriously though it's a really good track so far and I look forward to hearing the extended mix
>technoanon
you know I'm always on the techno lol https://voca.ro/13tQX5q8JpYe
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>>34176846
Based

>>34176848
Dating app

>>34176851
I get so horny though. Like I want good sex so bad then I find a sexual partner and we can't make it work. I feel like I'm missing out on a major part of life.
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>>34176852
Domination of the female body, projection, desire for contol over oneself
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>>34176844
So... you'd be fine with just a fake set of silicon tits off Amazon?
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>>34176844
So you like trannies
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>>34176852
Because they look bad? It's sad to see pretty girls ruining themselves with retarded tattoos. But if you're ugly and fat, then go for it.
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>>34176857
>get so horny though
well idk, I guess meet with him another time or two but if it's not worth maybe look for somebody eelse
>missing out on a major part of life
meh, do what you want and enjoy imo, not just out of fomo
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>>34176836
>I've never been eaten particularly well so I have no idea what to ask for
supreme skill issue
you can't think of anything to ask? really? are you sure?
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>>34176852
idk I've always liked tattoos lol
also most girls who show interest in me are plastered with them
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>every guy girls sleep with is cute
>meaning they never have to sleep with ugly men like we sleep with ugly women

Girls aren't beating the easy mode allegations today
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>>34176852
>Why are men personally offended when strangers and people they aren't dating have tattoos?
Speaking as a man, I have no fucking idea.
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>>34176852

its not offended, it's just a melancholy at seeing a woman disfigure themselves permanently
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>>34176873
no one is forcing you to sleep with ugly women, also plenty of ugly dudes get laid
I saw another hot girl today at the supermarket. the guy turned around. uggers.
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>>34176873
Why do you sleep with ugly women? Get some standards, man.
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>>34176836
Maybe you should try having sex with someone you actually like and are attracted to?
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>>34176594
>>34176596
Either I am a shit cook, or my that wasn't true for my ex because she hated me despite making her food.
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>>34176875
Meanwhile, a guy will get tattoos and think it's totally badass macho.
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>>34176856
>>34176839
i'll leave you with a rough full track for the night
https://voca.ro/1dSK1Sw214k0
some fine tuning in the days to come
>techno
if i start to listen more now i'll never go to sleep for work lmao
good night bruv
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>>34176862
>>34176875
How do you begin to feel upset about that? Do you also get upset when someone eats something that tastes bad to you?
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>>34176876
>>34176877
I only get laid with ugly chicks, this is why I don't date
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>>34176878
I do like him. Duh.
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>>34176873
In all brutal honesty most of my exes were pretty ugly, its just not something I cared about. This is the first time im looksmatched with a guy.
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>>34176820
Are you less attracted to smart guys?
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People who used to hook up a lot and now settled down do you ever miss hoeing and have you strayed?
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>>34176882

No, because eating something bad and getting tattoos are very different things
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>>34176883
at least you get laid lol
for some reason though only hot girls show interest
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>>34176762
>How do I ask out a guy if I'm ugly?
"Do you fancy going for a drink some time?"
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>>34176873
>we men will actively pursue and sleep with ugly women
>it's ugly women's fault they're getting laid >:( stop it!
I don't understand
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>>34176748
>Do women actually like the penis between their boobs or is this another porn meme?
It's kind of silly and fun, but it's not going to get me any closer to cumming.
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>>34176873
Female socialization makes us more likely to settle also even anon we won't really shittalk our bfs. Hell even when I used to post on lolcow when I'd clown on my bf I'd get random girls getting pissy at me because it was "too mean". Men don't police each other in such a way they will be like yeah my girl's a moped but she pays all the rent and the tits aren't so bad and other men just go I hear ya brother
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>>34176881
let's fucking gooo
just listened through it, this is properr, you have some real talent, flows really nicely, this really is the kind of thing you'd hear in a club here lol
>never go to sleep for work lmao
lmao yeah get some rest dude, nighty night
I'm on the britney spears techno rn https://voca.ro/1mAvkEbnbeQ3
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>>34176887
mm no im that anon with the physicist bf but theres a sorta autistic dopeyness i really like in a guy
>>34176762
people get too hung up on attractiveness. throw on some makeup and give him the fuck me eyes seductions all about the unsaid yepyep
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Even in video games I’m an incel
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>>34176836
>cant get hard
I bitch about having a small dick but thankfully this has never been an issue for me at all, sounds brutal. Give him another chance, if he was that nervous that means he really likes you.
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>>34176904
RIP, which games?
I just play as grills when I play vidya
playing sonic advance 3 rn with amy + cream
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>>34176733
>How does making her suck my dick make her cum?
One of the things you'll learn as you get older - well, actually you probably won't, but one of the things it would be nice if you learned as you get older - is that, for a woman, about 80% of how much she enjoys sex is mental, not physical. Doing the right things to her body is just the first step; doing the right things to her brain is what really makes the difference.
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>>34176908
Fable 1. I cannot figure out to have sex
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>>34176911
rip, maybe there's a coomer mod kek
that game was developed in my hometown but the studio shut down...
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>>34176914
No there’s a way to fuck I just don’t remember how. Doesn’t matter, there’s a whorehouse I can go to
Can you explain what a “berk” is
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>>34176905
>if he was that nervous that means he really likes you.
(NTA) That or he didn't actually find her attractive. Or he was drunk.
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Men should moan more
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Moids can't be incels because bonnie blue exists
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>>34176918
I'm moaning here everyday
>>34176919
she'd prolly kick me out also she's scary
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>>34176920
>t. volcel
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>>34176918
Why do women try to sabotage like this
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Foids can't be infertile because adoption exists
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>>34176911
It's easy, you marry, then alternate using the flirt and hero pose emotes until your husband turns green
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would you date a mentally ill girl if she was self aware enough to be like "im going through something and im going to be awful, dont talk to me until i reach out again" and would vanish for a few days or weeks and then come back to contact when she was feeling better
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>>34176919
True. My first time was with a girl who travelled abroad to have sex, had 6 piercings, pink hair and a bi poster
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>>34176915
>Can you explain what a “berk” is
(NTA) It was originally rhyming slang - Berkshire hunt, cunt. But nowadays it's a slightly old-fashioned mild-to-moderate insult, roughly equivalent to calling someone a moron or an idiot.
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>>34176918
Once again, no no we shouldn't.
Again women don't regularly listen to "AMBATUKAAM" Ai covers of their favorite characters screaming they're about to nut to jill off to.
>>34176922
Because women always say the opposite of what they want, they want us to stay dead quiet and stoic, we need to look like we'd rather be anywhere else and never moan or groan, stay dead silent to make them ultra wet.
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>>34176921
nah more like mentalcel
I did leave the house today to go to the supermarket but lots of people reee
I hope my roommates take out the recycling else I'll have to get up early to do it >_>
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Men, how do I make him make a move. It is painful the waiting, can't make it more obvious.
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>>34176923
im not an incel but i have to say this is a really good comeback to the bonnie blue line lol thats funny
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>>34176918
>Men should moan more
I never do anything else.
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>>34176924
I got them to turn green then take them to a bed and no sex? I shouldn’t have to marry them first. I’m just gonna go to the dark wood boudoir
>>34176927
I figured as much. I had NPCs yapping in my ear while I was gambling about how I’m a berk. They didn’t like my edgy outfit
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>>34176925
yes I can empathise a lot
>>34176932
>how do I make him make a move
why not just make a move lol....
>obvious
dunno if you realise how oblivious some of us are
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>>34176918
pleassseeeee
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I'm horny!
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>>34176925
Are you sure it wouldn't actually be better for her to have some support? I have a fairly high tolerance for being yelled and screamed at.
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>>34176925
No, the only byproduct behavior of mental illness I accept is when they're clingy
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I think a lot of people here just overthink shit way too much desu, especially the incels
Once you learn to truly live in and appreciate the present moment and being connected with the cosmos, nothing else matters
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>>34176932
>Men, how do I make him make a move.
Make a move yourself.
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state gender
how big is ur pp?
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>>34176937
I told he's cute three times to his face, complimented his hair and eyes, when he shaved and all and he just stares at me like a deer in headlights.
Might have to do it myself.
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>>34176925
No. If I have to spend days or weeks not getting to interact with you, then I wouldn't be getting enough fulfillment in the relationship. I don't get into relationships where I have to spend days or weeks essentially single.
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A
How do you deal with obsessive thoughts about your bf/gf?
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>>34176925
Haha, no, not again
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>>34176945
M
Pay me and I'll tell you.
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>>34176859
IDK
>>34176861
No, you dumb cunt.
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>>34176946
>told he's cute three times to his face, complimented his hair and eyes
that is sweet but I wouldn't assume someone is interested just cause they were nice
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>>34176943
I'm 100% in the present moment. That's precisely why I'm so fucking miserable. There's nothing here to appreciate.
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>>34176949
I suffer. I know I'm needier than she is.
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>>34176953
why should i pay you to post a number? just say 0 goddamn
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>>34176932
>>34176946
That's not a move, telling someone they look good isn't a move, I can go up to any woman right now and tell them they look cute and they'd rightfully ignore it. Quit fucking around and go "Are you free to go out ON A DATE this Friday?"
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>>34176955
>bitchy and annoying just like a troon
So you are one kek
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>>34176918
Is male moaning the peak of female sexual desire or something?
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sHE beLIEveD
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>>34176945
>how big is ur pp?
M. Very average. Not coincidentally, also a great size for my gf. She uses the word "perfect" a lot when talking about it.
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>>34176946
Men don't get hints. Most men don't even know that hints are a thing. Actually ask him out.
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Why can't modern western men do anything but whine and complain at everything ? They are so mentally weak

can't even build a house baka
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>>34176949
>How do you deal with obsessive thoughts about your bf/gf?
M. I get clingy.
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>>34176972
Plap
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>>34176949
i hope my bf is obsessively thinking about me...
>>34176929
ew lmao no why would we want a stoic silent unenthusiastic man in bed?
>>34176945
F.
Huge. Massive. Wheelbarrow dong.
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>>34176972
>Why can't modern western men do anything but whine and complain at everything ?
Because there is so very much to whine and complain about.
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>>34176962
>makes a ridiculous claim
"why are you complaining, chuddie"
It's hard to take my haters seriously
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>>34176908

all chromosome y's here are trannies now for some reason
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>>34176972
I can build one in minecraft
>>34176957
there are always things to appreciate
but it doesn't have to be appreciating or mourning over things. you can simply be, and feel aliveness
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>>34176977
>>34176978
>>34176974
>male
>instantly starts screaming and whining
Thanks for proving my point lmaoo
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>>34176946
>I told he's cute three times to his face, complimented his hair and eyes, when he shaved
If a woman said that to me, it would genuinely never occur to me that she might be making a move.
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>>34176982
Plap
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>>34176918
i sound too feminine and whiny so i gotta hold it in. Agreed with more deep voices
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>>34176979
lmao I'm not a tranner I just like cute grills in games
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>>34176972
>anything but whine and complain
They can do other things too like:
>beating
>raping
>gaslighting
>abusing
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>>34176981
>there are always things to appreciate
For you, probably.
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>>34176981
>I can build one in minecraft
fair if (it's an actually nice looking one)
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>>34176972
Just before attaining class consciousness they detoured into the manosphere and began to blame their problems on identities and personhood rather than structures and institutionz
>>34176985
omg cuuuuute aaa i love when men do that
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>>34176984
The only reasonable response.
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>>34176987
All they can is turn into trannies, kill themselves, and blame women for it loll
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>>34176988
>For you, probably
no, my life is pretty fucking "bad" on paper. but you can appreciate and feel present in simply being alive and breathing
>>34176989
>an actually nice looking one
idk best I can do is functional jk
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incel-troon epidemic is in full force today on /atoga/ nice
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>>34176982
Well, yeah, but your question was on a par with you asking someone who is in prison and being regularly tortured "Hey, why are you looking so sad? Smile!" The fact that you're asking suggests a certain lack of awareness on your part.
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This will be you in a few years if you don't get your act together anon...

https://youtu.be/TQJowNlzJgc?si=K3LEtOkPkplFTwJg
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>>34176918
I moan and whimper when I masturbate
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Men who say "plap" have dicks too short to plap anyone
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I still think about her, Princess Diana.
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Women, its so cold rn. Why aren't you enveloping me in your warmth?
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>>34176940
better for me maybe, i dont think better for the relationship
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>>34176998
NTA but wow you are a hyper fag
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>>34176994
>you can appreciate and feel present in simply being alive and breathing
Not if you live with chronic pain. Among my many other medical issues, I have costochondritis. Just breathing hurts.
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>>34176999
I already am this
my entire life now is focused on gathering as much money as possible to leave to my nephews hoping they can do better than I did
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>>34177000
Good boy
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>>34177003
>why arent you enveloping me in your warmth
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>>34177011
oh god don't say that to me, you can get me to do anything by saying that.
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>>34177002
Me too. Tragic.
>>34177000
Good boy.
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>>34176999
>you in a few years
>25 years old
nibba I'm turning 28 this year
>>34177002
she was a real g
big up my drilla lady di
>>34176881
still on the techno https://voca.ro/1j9KrTe093bA but if you gotta sleep that's cool, have a good day at work tomoz
>>34177009
I'm sorry that you deal with chronic pain anon
you can separate your mind from your physical pains though
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>>34176918
>this discussion again
Noone moans because sex legit feels that good.
its always an act
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>>34177000
Good Lord imagine this nigga as your roommate
>>
Gender and which racial slurs you want to be called in bed?
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>>34177002
I was actually just talking with my roommates an hour ago about it was dope how Lady Diana wanted MJ to play Dirty Diana so he put it back in the setlist lol
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>>34177019
I obviously I try really hard not to moan, I don't want people to hear me
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>>34177018
You must have awful sex loll
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>>34177019
lmaoo that's where the earplugs come in handy
nta but I pretty much only fap when my roommates are out. it's just too weird with other people in the house
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>>34177024
meh I feel like sex in general is way overhyped. its not THAT good as people make it seem to be
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>>34177007
>better for me maybe, i dont think better for the relationship
Don't you think you should give him the chance to decide if he can handle it or not? I am speaking from experience: my gf has significant mental health issues. I decided early on that it might be good for her to have at least one person in her life she can absolutely rely on, no matter how bad things get, and so that's what I am. Having some mental health issues myself, I feel quite strongly that being mentally ill shouldn't preclude a person from loving or from being loved.
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Is it wrong to be a cougar?
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>>34177028
it's anything but wrong
tfw no cougar fwb
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my ex wanted me to wear panties, women why are you like this?
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>>34176062
Nope, I just checked thoroughly
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>>34177015
>you can separate your mind from your physical pains though
No, I really fucking can't. Check your privilege and stop being preachy.
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>>34176066
If you could prove you were a nice girl who wouldn't post it anywhere, I would, but alas.
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>>34177020
F
Nigger
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Women, can you place your boob on my head?
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>>34177034
Are you white
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>>34177028
>Is it wrong to be a cougar?
I'm going to be unfashionable and say yes. Age gaps are a problem because of the innate power imbalance, and gender has no impact on that.
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so many sexhavers ITT
I couldn't be caught lacking
what if she's an op
stay drilling and stay gaming
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>>34177030
>my ex wanted me to wear panties
And you did, didn't you?
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>>34177038
Well now that wasn't the question, the question was simple and she answered it, she's entitled to her answer.
Frankly I'd love a white girl who wants me to call her a dirty nigger in bed pounding her from behind.
NTA obviously.
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>>34177038
No
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>>34177018
>>34177026
100%, I always moan when I masturbate or use toys but sex just isn't that exciting or pleasurable
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>>34176956
>>34176961
>>34176983
I was, am, being persistent about it, going as far as running my fingers through his hair. He either blanks out or laughs it off.
>>34176970
Will do it tomorrow if I see him
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>>34176238
Dude your hand is my hand wtf
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>>34177041
no I didn't, but I was starting to consider it...
she said that my bulge would look cute in them
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>>34176882
That's a stupid comparison. No wonder you have tattoos. Every bitch with tattoos is fucking retarded.
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>>34177037
>Women, can you place your boob on my head?
Oh, I actually can! Wow, you're short.
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>>34177044
I dont moan when masturbating either though
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>>34176845
As a virgin, its a bit encouraging that he's not out after one bad performance.
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>>34177045
>going as far as running my fingers through his hair
I guess that is pretty flirty but some girls are just quite touchy
>He either blanks out or laughs it off.
either he's not interested or he's just a shy autist and waiting for the right moment to make a move
my crush did this to me but I'm a loser so not gonna make a move
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>>34177054
Do you still live with your parents or are you bad at masturbation? If the latter then how, you must've done it regularly for years
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>>34177051
>Wow, you're short.
I'm sitting on my froggy chair
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>>34176925
M
I'm not sure. I might be worried she's hooking up with other guys during her disappearances.
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>>34177045
>going as far as running my fingers through his hair.
That would come across to me as bullying rather than flirting.
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Women, if after sex, what if he says or shows that he finishes inside but nothing comes out. It could also include you telling him to cum inside you. Would you get suspicious if you don't feel much of anything coming out?

Could be he lied, could be he was shooting pellets, could be he held it in, it doesn't matter, you just don't know. Would you care at all?
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>>34177030
its hott thats whyy bisexual men are so cute they arent afraid to queer the roles
>>34177048
it probably wouldve... shes just like me fr. im on her side no wonder you broke up OMG
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>>34177042
Dumbest shit I’ve ever read
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>>34177059
nope, I've never been vocal during it. When I do have sex I pretend and make the noises sure, but to naturally make the sounds involuntarily, no chance.
Like I said, it doesnt feel THAT good
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>>34176960
Because it's a lot bigger than zero, but good information doesn't come cheap.
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>>34176925
>im going through something and im going to be awful, dont talk to me until i reach out again
I couldnt deal with this. Im a ''lets talk it over'' type of person so I need to solve issues asap or I overthink myself into more serious conflicts.
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>>34177065
alright if I'm being honest I was going to actually do it and she knew this, but we never got around to that and now she's gone, I did took a picture for her wearing a purple collar with hearts, it was embarrassing but she liked it
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>>34177060
>I'm sitting on my froggy chair
Uh huh. Sure you are.
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>>34177050
I don't have tattoos nor do I know anyone with tattoos. I personally dislike tattoos and consider it mutilation by definition akin to piercings and circumcision but I've never felt the least bit offended seeing other people do those things to their bodies.

Can you explain why it upsets you that other people like and do things that you don't personally enjoy? Do you have a theory of mind?
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>>34177030

give me her contact info, I'll wear panties for her
>>
Not now kittenwhiskers
Daddy has been sentenced to death
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Has anyone had heart palpitations after masturbating for several hours?
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>>34177075
fuck no! I want her back
>>
I feel very weird and embarrassed because I like the way my boyfriend stinks. Not like bad hygiene and never takes a shower, but like if he has been out working in the yard or doing stuff around the house. Like I just want to jump him sometimes but I just feel awkward and ashamed for be attracted to that. Does this happen to any other girls out there?
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>>34177078
Almost certainly.
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>>34177078
I get heart palpitations when I get really horny lately, also get light headed
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>>34177080
unwashed moid hands
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>>34177080
>Why am I attracted to my partner's scent
Wow
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>>34177078
No, but I do it sitting or lying down
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>>34177078
>masturbating for several hours
I don't have that kind of patience
>>34177080
NAG but this sounds very normal lol
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>>34177080
yes omg fuckk its so embarrassingg we recently went long distance and i dont know how to tell him that i want his used underwear i mean sweaters
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>>34177076
You jest, but I unironically start my prison sentence in 9 days.
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>>34177037
I’m flat and short so.. no?
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>>34176988
I agreed to go to a party on saturday with one of my crushes and I'm already dreading it
I hope I can do a work shift then so I have an excuse to avoid it
I have nothing in common with any of these people and it's just going to be miserable as always
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>>34177093
What did you do
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>>34177093
nta but what are you in for?? how long is the sentence?
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>>34177094
perfection
>>
https://voca.ro/1dZtbW7xPNev
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>>34177095
isnt that what atoga is?
my little digital americans on my phone to keep me company
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>>34177100
Why are you brown
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>>34177072
i would love this, actually
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>>34177093
are you the french rapist from /f1/?
>>34177100
100% tone deaf
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>>34177099
Okay! Thanks
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>>34177073
I just fucking despise tattoos. There are no good tattoos.
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>>34177037
No
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Thingken bout buff nerdy boys
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>>34177100
based karaoke speedy gonzales <3
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>>34177072
I love height difference couples smm it
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>>34177100
my sides
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see moids
you arent special
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>>34177122
wtf bro copied my diary
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Women, is it too early for hornyposting?
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Men crying makes me swoon. Imagine a guy feeling so safe, so intimate with you that hes not afraid to cry.
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>>34177122
Did he kill himself or was he a pussy like today's moids
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How do you feel about someone cosplaying a character of a different race?
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>>34177131
Don't give me hope.
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>>34177131
I'm afraid of being vulnerable, I've been hurt in the past
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State gender
What's your favorite family guy episode?
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me when I let her hold it when peeing for the first time
(she missed and now there's a giant puddle of piss on the bathroom floor)
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>>34177131
You'd get the ick tho
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>>34177131
this is reassuring to hear desu
once I cried while cuddling with a girl and felt terrible about it lol
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>>34177140
HE WONT LET ME HOLD IT
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>>34177105
Gimi
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>>34177139
the one where he family guys all over the place
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>>34177131
>Men crying makes me swoon.
This is Fucking FUD!
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>>34177145
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>>34177131
MEN DONT TRUST HER
SHE'S LYING
SHE WILL LEAVE YOU
GUYS STOP
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What is it like to hold a meaty cock..
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>>34177152
Go find a moid and find out.
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>>34177122
>>34177132
Did Chad fuck and dump you over the weekend? Dumb cunt foids lol
>>
Women are for loving and cherishing and holding and plapping
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>>34177154
How can i know if his cock is meaty?
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>>34177140
Kek brought me memories
>First long term gf
>Just fucked
>Decide to use the bathroom together
>Peeing while still hard is difficult but extremely pleasurable
>She's using the bidet
>Reach nirvana as the piss breaks through
>Forget about krumlauff dick
>First jet goes straight into her leg and into the floor
>Swing hard to counter the curve
>She shrieks and jumps away
>>
any song request?
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>>34177148
What divorce does to a mf
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>>34177164
just the intro to Korn - Twist
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>>34177152
Have one in my hand rn
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>>34177152
you can hold mine and find out
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>>34177164
Fire - Rome
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>>34177161
If he tells you he has a big cock without being asked, he probably has a micropenis.
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>>34177161
Pictures?
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>>34177164
The Last Resort - Papa Roach
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I have a tiny dick
>>
/soc/ cocks are diseased
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>>34177164
hooked on a feeling
>>34177100
I mixed ur shit lol https://voca.ro/11SoiaLvJwFS
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>>34177156
Do you know what retarded, useless, disgusting moids like you should do? Stick 2 pencils in your nose and hit your head on a desk. Do it, that will be better for everybody
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>>34177177
Anyone who shows themselves off like that is
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>>34177174
Cut my knife into pizza
This is my plastic fork
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>>34177164
also do a britney song
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>>34177164
DEADSY - The Key to Gramercy Park
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>>34177134
I have to question my own biases when I realize I'm cool with white people cosplaying as Avatar: The Last Airbender characters (even though I think that show sucks ass), but would feel fucking weird about a white person cosplaying as Prince Akeem.
>>
can't decide which version of supporting me to add to my playlist
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>>34177179
So he did? Did you think this time will be different and he would commit to your ugly roastie pussy? Silly, silly small-brained foid
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>>34176836
>Typical retarded adults can't talk things through..
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Which would you rather fuck, one of the elves from A Court of Thrones and Roses or one of the dragon riding soldiers from Fourth Wing?
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>>34176852
Because it's tasteless and retarded. It's like finding out a girl you like listens to mumblerap garbage
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>>34177198
I'm pretty sure you're confusing me with your mom. I bet it's tough, being a fatherless mentally impaired moid
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I need attention and I'm getting the urge to post my cock somewhere
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>>34177131

"I love sensitive guys!"
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so women dont really care for sex?
>>
If your country re-enacted conscription, would you try to dodge the draft or would you eagerly enlist instead of waiting for your draft card to come in?
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>>34176982
you are not good at baiting and that makes me mad, but the fact that you still made me mad means it was good bait in its own
7/10
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>>34177208
Does it look nice at least
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>>34177214
hmm I think so but I might be biased
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>>34177210

It's more like, women don't get into the mood for sex as quickly and easily as men
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>>34177209
That is bullshit, my best experiences of women wanting to fuck me is when I look like a starving heroin junkie with haunted, sleep-deprived eyes.
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>>34177210
I don’t
>>
https://voca.ro/192c8Zj39fhT
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>>34177222
10/10
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>>34177211
I would snitch on every draft dodging moid I know and I'd hope they all die in trenches
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>>34177212
Honestly just keep whining
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>>34177131
Guys replying are mistaking their autistic trauma dumping of 25 years of nogf onto a girl the first time they meet, as women not liking guys who are open about their feelings.
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>>34177208
Go to /soc/ and post it in the cock rate thread.
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>>34177211
Enlist and enjoy the suck, we have the draft already anyway.
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>>34177211
Proudly dodge it and laugh at those who didn't
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>>34177210
I haven’t had it yet, but I care
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>>34177211
I already did dodge the draft in my parents' home country lol
I think I would also get excluded from the draft here for being a basketcase so I'm safe
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>>34177222
I can feel the passion breh
you need to sing at the /atoga/ hotel meet
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>>34177229
Yeah, I wish I'd had an adult girlfriend when I was a toddler, but I didn't.
>>
Can femanons fall asleep with a dick still in them?
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>>34177242
No dick has ever been in me
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>>34177228
if you dont stop being mean im gonna cum in my pants
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>>34177245
your boyfriend's?
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I want to cuddle with a foid while my dick is still inside her
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>>34176852
Because they look like shit. Why do women overthink basic things?
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>>34177248
Who?
>>
it's another one of those days where I can't decide what to do
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>>34177251
joe mama
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>>34177027
i just cant comprehend someone being fine with how i act when i get like, mind sick.

>>34177069
there would be no way to solve it if i stayed either. there's nothing wrong except my brain.
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>>34177247
>>34177250
>sub
>obsessed with looks 24/7
why is this thread only gay men these days
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>>34177253
adhd paralysis is a bitch
my personal advice, make a list, pick what's the biggest priority or you want to do the most, or just randomly pick anything and stick with that one thing until the next
else you end up getting nothing properly done
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>>34177258
I dont see how disliking tattoos is some sort of offense or obsession, it's just personal taste. You are free to like them yourself buddy
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>>34177242
It’s happened
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why do people irl assume that I'm a fuckboy
do they not realise that I'm an incel
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>>34177249
Most people you interact with on a day to day basis experience this regularly.
>>
I want to go back in time to the 1990s. I want to celebrate New Year's 1995 on a rooftop patio in post-Velvet Divorce Ostrava while rave-y eurodance with a guest rapper on the track plays in the background.

I miss the '90s. How peaceful it was, outside of former Yugoslavia anyway. How global it was. How optimistic it was. When Institute for the Future publications celebrating our newly interconnected world weren't just discount bin pieces at charity shops. When people actually believed in a promise of brighter days ahead.
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>>34177245
>being a virgin in 2026
Aren't you ashamed of myself?
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>>34177259
is it normal to also feel like I have zero energy?
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>>34177268
Exactly, she should let 3 or 4 guys skeet on her at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbvbOW9JCQ
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>>34177266
I don't interact with anybody though
>>
women, why the fuck would you trauma dump thirty seconds after meeting someone??? this unironically happened to me.
>>
https://voca.ro/14LowYh4H03H
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>>34175953
>>laws written to control mens bodies
All laws are to control people's bodies. Everything you do is with your body.
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>>34177269
it's normal if you're depressed and burned out
I can relate but idk how much normies experience this
my personal advice is get as much rest as you need, then just push yourself to do things little by little. you don't need to do everything in a day but at least try to do e.g. one productive thing in the morning and gain some momentum
>>34177274
she felt like you were safe to open up to presumably and had some stuff to get off her chest
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>>34177261
Men who obsess about women with tattoos are just weird af and annoying. I avoid guys like that even tho I don't have any myself, or even piercings)
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>>34177274
You had the misfortune of meeting a woman from /atoga/ in real life is what happened.
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>>34177275
yooo bro did britney lol, I can feel the energy, slay
>>34177280
would you ever get a fox or mean girls tattoo
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>>34177275
This is giving "My love for you is like a truck...."
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>>34177278
>she felt like you were safe to open up to presumably and had some stuff to get off her chest
do women also smell body language or intentions or something like children do? i realize children really like me too. like i was a trampoline park with my small cousin, and random kids were just coming up to me to tell me about their day. i know that's pursuant to having 'good intentions' or something, but do women detect the same? i know women are better at interpersonal stuff than men
>>
>>34177275
we need ENTJ to do "redeem me baby one more time" jk
>>
Women thoughts on the man of your dreams? What's he like?
>>
Women if you were turned into a man for 24 hours would you be First in line to fight the gorilla or last in line to bang Bonnie Blue?
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>>34176066
Ive posted hands before
>holding your garloid
My what?
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>>34177278
>it's normal if you're depressed and burned out
ah, that makes sense. I'm not diagnosed with ADHD though
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>>34177288
i'd have gay sex
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>>34177267
90s wasn’t optimistic. It was the rage era. It was all about fucking shit up because there was no future. Broke promises and left behind.
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>>34177208
I’m guessing FAS
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>>34176087
Nothing
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>>34177288
I would stay in bed and do nothing until I’m a woman again
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>>34177288
There are more fun things I could do as a man like helicoptering dick or cooming into my sister's salad and watching her eat it
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>>34177302
>>34177301
>>34177293
I meant if you were forced to do one or the other. Typo
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>>34177267
> outside of former Yugoslavia anyway
Holy schizoid loser
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>>34177294
Only if you were into grunge and in suburban America. In the rest of the world, it was about this kind of energy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqs6pverp5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIaWeVL1JM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOqDdQmuypw
>>
That tone deaf spic is more entertaining than any of the White moids itt
>>
My garloid died 3 weeks ago
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>>34177310
You mean the one who supports the current bullshit going on, despite knowing he's going to be thrown in a death camp by the people in charge?
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>>34177302
>cooming into my sister's salad and watching her eat it
Wha
Are you sure you're not a man
>>
If a moid gets married in his 20s, has children and then gets rich, successful and famous there's like 99% chance that he will have a side bimbo. Fact, not opinion
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>>34177310
You’re gross
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>>34177287
I think i got him. I'm really happy. Hes layered and beautiful and doesnt care thst im a litte fucked up.
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>>34177308
Are you honestly trying to say that Bosnia and Kosovo weren't deeply fucking shitty places to be in the '90s?

Rwanda also was not a pleasant place to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ppC5iKbK4
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>>34177319
This is true in my experience as well.
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>>34177287
>gentlemanly
>has a cool life
>edgy, but a good person
>adorable combo of being very charming/good social skills, but avoiding women or being nervous around women
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>>34177321
How long have you had him
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>>34176140
I watched some of his movies and I never noticed any close-ups of feet, except the one with Salma Hayek
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>>34177287
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus. But he talks like a gentleman.
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>>34177317
Yes but this is what men do
>>
Gender, and date yourself with a 4chan reference.
M
I still don't understand why anons would have blown up that van
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>>34177080
>I just feel awkward and ashamed for be attracted to that. Does this happen to any other girls out there?
No. I mean, most other women are attracted to men in that way, but you're the only one in the world who is ashamed of it.
>>
>>34177323
No nigger I’m saying that you’re pathetic for knowing and caring about it while crying about being nostalgia for a time you weren’t even alive for. Grow up. I don’t give a fuck about niggers killing niggers an ocean away and neither should you
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>>34177332

M, gonna an hero tonight
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>>34177128
>Women, is it too early for hornyposting?
No. Too late.
>>
>>34177319
>>34177325
The foids hate loyal men, though. Men are giving you what you want.
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>>34177331
All they do every day is whip out their willies and use them to commit rape.
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>>34177152
>What is it like to hold a meaty cock..
M. I have no idea.
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>>34177342
moids try not to gaslight challenge (impossible)
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>>34177332
Male
I hear there's still a mattress in that pool
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>>34177307
No
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>>34177209
Oh, shut the fuck up! Can't you people come up with something original?
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>>34177309
this guy knows what's up lol <3 miss my clubbing and rave days. just pure vibes and love......
>>34177319
good thing I'm none of these things kek
>>34177332
M, caipirinha caipirinha!
people die if they are killed
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>>34177210
>so women dont really care for sex?
We love it and crave it - just not with you.
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>>34177309
You moron, a genre of music is the reason why people were upset?
And no, it was the same in Europe
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>>34177256
>i just cant comprehend someone being fine with how i act when i get like, mind sick.
If he's fine with it, why is it necessary for you to understand how and why?
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>>34177309
also I'm glad they still play rhythm is a dancer in a lot of clubs here but I haven't heard amber in too long...
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>>34177346
How am I gaslighting you? When female creatures list important qualities in men, they never say kindness and loyalty. You bitches always start with height and looks or wealth. You reap what you sow.
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>>34177354
Any bitch that types using dashes is on a path to being an abused housewife
>>
I smoked 3 cigarettes and now I feel better (not really, now I feel like I'm gonna throw up)
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>>34177293
literallyyyy
>>34177346
>>34177350
sage... these moids have gone astray
>>34177210
I crave my bf like a drug i want to consume him
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>>34177332
F
Stardew is a giant hottie
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Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
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>>34177285
>do women also smell body language or intentions or something like children do?
Yes, but much more accurately.
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>>34177363
lol rip, hope they were nice ciggies at least
I'm just on the vape hiding in my room rn
when I get money I need more ciggies
>>34177365
lol based
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>>34177361
Aren’t you a bisexual closeted faggot
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>>34176401
Even if they were, men hate women with more experience than them. Most virgin men want a virgin gf.
>>34176406
You are not
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>>34177367
>Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
Why, yes, I- oh! It's you? Not *that* lonely.
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Speaking of cigarettes should I chain smoke an entire pack
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>>34177358
Jesus fucking Christ, imagine being you and not having lived through the '90s so you just make shit up about that decade.
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>>34177378
Yes man and then post a video online about how sad you are but don’t use your real voice and put it over a compilation of CS2 fails
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>>34177378
Fuck it why not
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>>34177378
>Speaking of cigarettes should I chain smoke an entire pack
You should chain-smoke five packs of 20.
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>>34176449
No, I look at her nudes and imagine doing things I want to do but Im afraid to ask for.
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>>34177372
No? I've always been straight. Sounds like you're the faggot.
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>>34177378
Just smoke the whole pack at the same time.
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>>34176462
M
Gay men, lesbians are mean
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tfw no foid to heal my soul only for her to get bored of me and abandon me and do more damage to me
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>>34177386
Pretty sure you’re the guy they called bianon because you’re a raging closeted fudge packer
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>>34177377
tfw unlovable.
oh well.
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Men, when you post the exact same meme several times a day, every day, for 6 or 7 years without stopping, who do you imagine is going to be impressed by this?
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>>34177358
>>34177294
90s was actually super optimistic.
The decade is literally known for it. lmao
Cell phones, internet, computers, social advancements. And a globl positive outlook into the future after the Eastern Bloc finally fell.
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>>34176512
No
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>>34177394
Voices in my head
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>>34177380
You blamed music for the anger in US. The most boomer take I’ve ever heard. Did you also fall for the satanic panic
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>>34176462
M
Lesbo, sure she'll be mean but she'll at least not try and come onto me in an already uncomfortable situation.
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>>34177388
qt
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>>34177372
lol the dude literally took the term "female creatures" from a movie about gay disco dancing aliens.
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>>34177309
have some more nostalgic club classics lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KJ__06kyxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8mm1Qmt-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRlAbJvVDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjj0vzTU_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQC6lR3v0E
RIP Ocies, PRYZM and many Popworlds ):
at least gay clubs still play stuff like this lmao
>>34177378
nah lol just smoke when you feel like it
unless you're on the piss
>>34177388
bro is OoB speedrunning hotboxing his bottle
I used to smoke spliffs like this with my mate before DJing kek (just one at a time in the bottle tho...)
>>34177394
>6 or 7
don't say it.......
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>>34177395
People who say this was children in the 90s
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do men find women who never smoke or drink and have never tried (emphasis on tried, not using) drugs?

be honest. i'm thinking of becoming a degenerate just so nobody will think of me as the "safe, boring" option bc that's my fear.
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Is it better to create a dating app profile to get a gf now, or wait until like a week before valentines day
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>>34177391
Are you projecting? I've never been called that because I'm not gay, you retard. Anons have only called me a prophet or a genius, which I do appreciate.
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>>34176462
Either, I've been casually naked in public before around both groups mentioned and neither gave a shit.
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i want to be pregnant and stop thinking about things
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>>34177408
Depends, if she abstaining from fear then nah, if she's just not into it, fine.
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>>34177411
Good lord you read like a TES NPC. Idk how you can even manage to get food into your mouth, let alone chew it
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>>34177405
i want to do a remix with this melody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAiHEQblKeQ
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Women do you have soft waxen skin?
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>>34177409
You looking for a girl sale post valentines?
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>>34176651
Ok
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>>34177406
I was a teen.
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>>34177408
It's fine
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>>34177408
>do men find women who never smoke or drink and have never tried (emphasis on tried, not using) drugs?
Did you pass out drunk before completing that sentence, or are you actually asking if we manage to locate you?
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>>34177408
I wouldn't date a woman who was currently smoking or doing drugs, and I'd prefer if she'd never tried them. As for drinking, it doesn't really matter to me either way, as long as she's not an alcoholic.
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>>34177413
Hey
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>>34177423
Wow you’re a failure
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>>34177427
tfw I have never asked any of these questions
Cool.

I'm like the anti-goon.
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>>34177427
Holy shit, shut the fuck up
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>>34177435
Be proud of that. You aren’t a debased degenerate animal
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>>34177432
No, the 90s were quite great, you'd know it if you were there.
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>>34177294
>>34177358
In the 90s and early 00s you had an entire genre about people going crazy because they had a stable job with a wife and kids and they couldn't handle how boring and easy life was. In The Matrix the simulation was set in 1999, which people of the time felt was the absolute peak of human civilization.

You still had problems, but it was absolutely an optimistic decade.
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>>34177440
Doesn't really mean jack shit it seems since women hate me.
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Is it more morally reprehensible to rob a gas station or a Walmart?
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>>34177441
It’s 30 years later and you’re stuck on those times. You are a failure right now, in 2026. Why are you even alive? Go drink a Crystal Pepsi. Idk how people so fucking stupid can survive this long
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>>34177447
gas station
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>>34177406
>34177423
Among adults in the '90s, if you read literally anything slightly journalistic or academic at the time, the big intellectual debate of the time was whether the new technologies of the '90s were all they were cracked up to be. Like there was a lot of debate about whether the internet was breaking down borders and eroding censorship and enabling more people to connect across the world with colleagues and make money without national borders or conflict getting in the way.

The early 2020s briefly revived this debate but in the darker context of COVID. The remote work era felt very much like a throwback to all the Nostradamus-style predictions of global unity and technology improving daily lives that were the hot topic in the '90s.
>>
mrs. be right back
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>>34177447
I have this internal rule that it's less degenerate to steal from a place than to rob a place.

the poor workers don't deserve that shit
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>>34176918
I don't know if I know how
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I am going to meet up with friends soon to play cards. If I masturbate beforehand (I'm F) will the smell of pussy be noticeable even after washing my hands?
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>>34177423
Start of the millennial outrage. Jobs are few and don’t pay well, can’t really afford anything, all this new technology that you can’t afford and doesn’t work well.
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>>34177408
I'm straight edge myself so I would ideally want a woman like that as well
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>>34177449
NTA but like most '90s kids, I spent the 2000s slitting my wrists and started wearing striped arm warmers to cover up the scarring when I needed to. I also casually huffed whippets, popped percs, and smoked cheap over the counter salvia in the cemetery by the school during lunch breaks. The 2000s were like that, but I survived and so did most other people I knew back then.
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>>34177462
Moid hands
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>>34177426
no i meant to ask whether men find that secretly boring
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>>34177462
is this like a fetish?
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>>34177427
I would never fuck anyone who uses the word "foreplay". Instant deal breaker. When you've learned that everything that happens before penetration is SEX, and that penetration is merely a nice way to finish sex, maybe we can talk. If sex is a 7 course banquet, penetration is the dessert course.
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>>34177406
they woz children in the 90s innit
>>34177408
my ex didn't touch drugs at all and drank responsibly and I respected that a ton (my highschool ex was also totally straight edge)
we still went out and had lots of fun
looking back, I don't regret my party days, but I do regret the excessive smoking/drink/drugs. you're better off without it desu
>>34177416
samba de amigoo lol
fuck I haven't heard this in too long, I always went nuts to this one in the club lol
what kind of remix you wanna do lol? let's collab
>>34177427
bro giving out an entire interview
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>>34176945
M
14 cm
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*licks your shoulders*
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>>34177467
World would be a bit better if your kind didn’t survive but ok, thanks for your life story that I didn’t ask for
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Femanons, are you getting plapped tonight?
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>>34177472
Something tells me you were part of the Madchester scene. Did you wear a bucket hat?
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>>34176945
7 inches
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>>34177476
Gay
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>>34177447
walmart, and I agree with the other anon, if you're gonna do it just steal stuff, don't scare the hoez
>>34177462
I highly doubt it but you can always shower to be safe
>>34177465
this is true but the free party and rave scene also took off in the 90s, to escape from all of that
I agree though people look back on any era with rose tinted glasses. it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. people will always find ways to retaliate and have fun though. whenever I hear a news story about some illegal rave getting shut down I smile
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>>34177020
M
none
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>>34177479
M
I'm plapping someone later
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>>34177469
>no i meant to ask whether men find that secretly boring
At the risk of sounding obvious, that's going to depend strongly on the man. Personally I almost never drink and never use weed, but there's literally nothing better than sex on psychedelics.
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>>34177427
Too many questions
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>>34177020
M
nigger spic
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>>34177449
>stuck on those times.
I'm not, I'm doing fine.
Just corrected your wrong statements.

>>34177465
Sounds like a skill issue on your end.
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>>34177483
NOT yours
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>>34177480
lol no I'm younger than that, and from down souf originally. but yes I did have a couple of bucket hats lol
I miss that about raving, people wore the most goofy colourful shit and it was all just fun and vibes
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>>34177427
Mr cia over here
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>>34177492
You’re posting on 4chan about how much you miss 30 years ago. Sure thing. Idk why you dogfuckers can’t be honest about anything
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>>34177479
i wish i miss him so bad
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>>34177493
You wanna lick my shoulders bro? Insanely homosexual
Women he wants to lick my shoulders. Isn't that gay. Just imagine him licking my shoulders doesn't that give you the shivers.
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>>34177442
I don’t know anyone from those decades that were optimistic. Such a bizarre take, did you live extremely sheltered?
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>>34177487
lol based sexhaver, who you plapping
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>>34177496
>how much you miss 30 years ago.
That doesn't magically become true, no matter how often you repeat it.
The past is the past and that's alright.
Again, just here to correct your faulty statements.
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>>34177494
What trips me out is how bucket hats, phat pants, and flame shirts/flame hoodies are back in style, but in what feels like a much darker and sadder context than the '90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
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>>34177499
no get away from me gay anon.
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a lot of people don't know this but if you talk to a girl during a concert (specifically metal) she will be sucking your cock within 1-2 hours after the show.
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>>34177503
Nice millennial rage man, whichever masculine figure stole your ballsack is a hero
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>>34177508
More buzzwords pls.
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women, if you squeeze my balls I'll moan
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>>34177507
i've been to a lot of metal concerts and 99% of the women are with someone or they're fat and alone and talk to nobody
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i wish i was torturing my boyfriends balls rn :(
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>>34177507
I can't wait that long.
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>>34177511
“Heh, told the bully I don’t care! I won!”
You belong here fag
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>>34177451
Remember when we downgraded from a Walkman to a Discman, and then we ripped them to a PC so we could put it on a nano only to play on Spotify later, but then we kinda wanted to go back to LP’s cuz fuck it maybe blind nostalgia will help us forget the 90’s and 00s
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I want a femanon to overstimulate me until I start crying while I'm wearing a straitjacket
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>>34177507
This used to be true back when there was a 24/7/365 coffee shop across an alley from my town's only metal venue. That ecosystem dissipated a long time ago, and with it, the chance of sex with a woman who wears Tripp pants and a midriff-baring black tank top that shows off her dagger-shaped belly button stud.
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>>34177507
I'm going to see gybe soon will i get an art hoe?
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>>34177525
if she dyes her hair black, yes
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>>34177521
>bully
lol
You are fighting a really nonsensical fight, sleep well.
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>>34177408
>do men find women who never smoke or drink and have never tried (emphasis on tried, not using) drugs?
Find what?
>nobody will think of me as the "safe, boring" option bc that's my fear.
I would never, youre a precious pearl, a rare find Im afraid to ruin.
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I wish i was overstimulating my bf until he starts crying while wearing a straitjacket
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>>34177525
She probably smeeeeells
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>>34177530
>tripp pants
So you were in the scene scene, cool. But don't call it metal lol.
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>>34177533
There is no fight, you’re just a faggot. You keep responding to act detached. See the problem? Probably not
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>>34177507
I dont wanna have it sucked. I want her to aggressively shove my face into her crotch while she angrily berates me for not licking it right.
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>>34177525
>date
Yeah, but I won't sleep in the wilderness.
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>>34177527
What is an 'an' foid?
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>>34177539
Can you post this shit on Twitter instead of dumping it here thanks
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>>34177539
do you even have a bf?
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Man women are pretty, what the hell was God thinking making something like this?
>>
State gender
Do you think something will happen?
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>>34177557
Always.
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>>34177556
Yeah idk either, you were clearly a mistake
>>
I need dick :(
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>>34177556
he wanted to torture me (I'm satan)
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>>34177539
giwtwn
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>>34177557
People are confusing coercive diplomacy for a declaration of war. What will happen is strong-arming at the negotiating table, not a global nuclear massacre.
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>>34177567
you can have mine *rips dick off*
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>>34177567
Im not letting you steal my dick, Im using it!
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>>34177512
>women, if you squeeze my balls I'll moan
No, anon, you'll scream in agony until you rupture your vocal cords.
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>>34177567
50 per 15 minutes, or you can pay 150 for a full hour.
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>>34177581
well, I guess it depends on how hard how you squeeze them :3
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>>34177581
The only people who write shit like this on 4chan are either very weak and submissive men or even weaker and insecure women.
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>>34177572
I don't know what you are referring to
but it's okay because nothing ever happens
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I'm hugging my knees right now because I'm sad :(
also wow I lost so much weight I can do this again!
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>>34177589
Greenland.
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>try to make plans with girl
>"sure if ever have free time!"
is this basically a no?
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>>34177595
What do you think, genius?
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>>34177595
Yeah
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>>34177557
It never does
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>>34177556
He was thinking *looks over shades* Hell Yeah Brother
>>34177568
Get rotated
>>34177557
Something may or may not happen in 14 or more days.
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>>34177507
>if you talk to a girl during a concert (specifically metal)
you're saying I should hit on robot girls?
>>34177504
>bucket hats, phat pants, and flame shirts/flame hoodies are back in style
hellz yeah
>feels like a much darker and sadder context than the '90s
well, rave is forever
lovely song tho <3
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>>34177591
You sound gay
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>>34177587
>well, I guess it depends on how hard how you squeeze them :3
Now you're getting it.
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>>34177605
That is a male anon pretending to be feminine to bait replies.
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>>34177501
With the girl reading this :)
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>>34177525
she's cute but I'm not into camping...
>>34177557
I don't think my roommates will have taken out the recycling
>>34177595
yeah kinda...
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>>34177608
but you'll be gentle right?
>>
Gender
What superpower or magical abilities do you want for yourself?
What superpower or magical abilities do you want for your partner?
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>>34177613
M
All.
None.
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>>34177613
M
>What superpower or magical abilities do you want for yourself?
the ability to get rich
>What superpower or magical abilities do you want for your partner?
the ability to get hot
>>34177610
I'm guy tho
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>>34177605
a man can't be sensitive without being called gay :( I'm just depressed anon, don't be mean to me
>>34177609
I'm not pretending to be feminine that's just how I am
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>>34177618
Do better.
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>>34177612
>but you'll be gentle right?
(puts on spiked metal gauntlet)
Of course. Trust me.
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>>34177416
on the techno lel https://voca.ro/160C7wDBxB7D
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>>34177613
M
I want to be able to summon lightning
my partner gets nothing
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>>34177613
Teleportation
I’m volcel
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>>34177620
I'm trying my best
>>
Gender
Favourite animal and plant?
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>>34177613
M
>What superpower or magical abilities do you want for yourself?
Flight. Not with wings or anything; like the way Superman or Goku can fly.
>What superpower or magical abilities do you want for your partner?
Whatever she would want. It would probably be most fun if we could both fly.
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>>34177621
lucky for you I'm a masochist :3
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>>34177427
Favorite: doggy, least favorite: legs on his shoulders
How often ideally: if it gets me off, daily, otherwise never
I don't like foreplay but the main act is too brief to get me off without
Orgasms: difficult during sex, easy alone, multiple no, penetrative yes
Masturbate 2-20x per week, imagination, occasional toy
Best toy: satisfyer, worst toy: regular vibe
Kinks: age gap both ways (don't want to try), power imbalance both ways (don't want to try), being bred by alien lifeforms (don't want to try)
I find women more physically attractive and develop crushes on them easier but I don't feel sexual desire towards them
Body count: 1, ltr, 7/10 virgin, guildmate to friend to fwb to bf
Where: in the shower, on the floor, against walls, over a table
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Women
Why do you want to do this so badly
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>>34177629
M
Cats
Strawberry bush bc I like strawberries
>>34177613
I like karl's idea of being bullsit man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H23Dsi--o4s
or for our boiler to stay working
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>>34177611
>>34177597
>>34177598
well she did give the one day she has off guaranteed but it just happens that i can't do that day myself
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>>34177632
>I find women more.physicall attractive and developing crushes on them easier but I don't feel sexualndeaire towards them
Why the fuck do women do this?
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>>34177638
rip, I guess hopefully you can find another mutual day off soon else maybe move on...
>>34176015
I love women I just hate myself lol
>>
Women, can you really tell if a guy is getting close, or is that just a media cliche?
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>>34177632
>age gap both ways
youre fucking sick
>>
Did she kill herself? Where'd she go?
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>>34177646
Who?
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>>34177639
Women make themselves pretty and treat me attentively and affectionately and all that makes my heart flutter. I don't know why men prefer to look scruffy and act indifferent, maybe that's what they're into
>>34177644
Why? It's not like I fantasize about anyone underage
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>>34177646
dw your mum is in my room rn safe n sound
>>
I don't know how to be a man because no one taught me how to be one
>>
>compliment girls jacket at coffeeshop
>she notices me a month later shopping at her store
>we plan and then meet at said coffeeshop later that week and kiss
>get together for drinks two days later and fuck in my car
>didn't find her attractive, had to look away to cum
>be distant with texting afterward
>eventually think I want to see her in another light, maybe it was too dark and she has good assets. her face is pretty after all
>schedule another date, she's eager
>fuck again at her place but yeah she's just not very attractive and is honestly pretty cringy and fat
>leave, she texts me a bunch all excited but doesn't call me out on ghosting like other girls have
>texts me from time to time and I reply but don't ask her out
I'm assuming by the way she talks she probably has guys around like me all the time, she goes out and she talked about exes n shit

I want to use her as a wing man or to procure maybe a threesome, is that possible without offending? It's not like she's texting me anything like she's expecting me to commit or bringing up anything else.
>>
>>34177651
You have to guess then
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>>34177651
Just think with your penis, everything else will follow, unironically.

Our dicks are our antennae into the world, it is the device that taps into the 6th sense, he knowledge of the universe.
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>>34177654
people say I'm a bit girly and that bothers me
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>>34177649
Have you dated a woman?
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>>34177656
Whenever I think of what decision I should make, I think of what feels the most like I'm dragging my balls across someone's face.
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>>34177652
>fuck again at her place but yeah she's just not very attractive and is honestly pretty cringy and fat
>I want to use her as a wing man or to procure maybe a threesome,
why are you like this lmao
>>34177480
rinsing some gabber rn lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0yyZ1LYGI atoga rave when
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>>34177131
Same
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>>34177656
my penis says "RAPE HER!!!"
that doesn't sound like a nice thing to do to someone
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>>34177630
M, immortality for both

>>34177629
Crocodile and ivy
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>>34177651
who gives a fuck about being "a man" lol
just try to be a good person and treat people well irl
I have a lot of "girly" interests too, who gives a shit lol
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>>34177658
No and I don't care to. It feels nice just cuddling and flirting and holding hands and stuff, I don't feel the need to get sex or commitment from them the way I do with men
>>
Women would you date a man who gorges on candies and chocolates until he's sick and then obsessively brushes his teeth
>>
My penis is an up-flopper and it's too big to be an up-flopper you can lift up my shirt and there it is grinning from my belly button
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>>34177671
nag but my first though is are you fat
if you're actually sick that honestly sounds like an eating disorder ngl
I hope you can find a way to manage it more responsibly
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>>34177674
pics NOW
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>>34177675
No I'm quite skinny
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>>34177669
I do try to be as nice as possible
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>>34177651
>>34177657
Do you look at the guy in the mirror and see someone girly? Probably not.
Do you look at someone in the mirror you could reasonably call a grown man, and can you go to sleep with a clear conscience?
Those are the only things that matter when it comes to being a man imo.
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>>34177674
didn't know there was a name for that lol
mine is the same
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>>34177674
Wtf does this mean
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>>34177660
>why are you like this lmao
if girls see a girl into me they'll want me more
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>>34177681
ok well I don't think you have anything to worry about desu
just my opinion but people who worry about whether they're "manly" enough are omega lame
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>>34177629
M
Lions and Venus flytraps.
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>>34177683
I guess you're right, thanks anon.
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>>34177689
well I honestly didn't care but some comments from my friends and my ex made me a bit self conscious
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>>34177670
Did you have to stop when you got a bf?
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>>34177694
I mean I'm an antisocial cunt but I say fuck em, do what you want, life's too short to adhere to societal expectations
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>>34177694
it's cool bro don't worry about cunts they say shit like that all the time.

My ex would call me gay after I took her on a badass trip and fucked her really hard every night and slapped her and spat on her regularly.

The manliest thing is to not even listen to them and believe in yourself only.
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>>34177694
>>34177701
>The manliest thing is to not even listen to them and believe in yourself only.
Listen to this MAN, my fellow MAN
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>>34177694
You probably are pretty gay and feminine
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>>34177694
Are you short and skinny?
>>
Any
Do you think DID is real?
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>>34177708
What is that
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>>34177701
I mean she never called me a fag but she did say some things I did were "girly" (her words)
>>34177703
yeah I'll listen to him
>>34177705
gay? no. feminine? maybe
>>34177707
I'm 177cm and skinny yesterday I posted a link to a post I made on r9k where you could see my thigs and someone called me a twink >:(
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>>34177715
Oh it's you lol. Yeah you're a lil gayboy
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>>34177643
>Women, can you really tell if a guy is getting close, or is that just a media cliche?
Er, yeah. What about that do you imagine isn't blatantly obvious?
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>>34177708
Probably yeah but 99% of people who say they have it are larping
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>>34177718
I'm not gay! I like women
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>>34177724
You type like a fag. You are girly and you make it immediately obvious
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>>34176921
my roommates haven't put out the recycling ahhhh which means imma have to get up extra early to do it >_>
anyone up for skribbl or puzzle tho
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>>34177725
I'm not a fag anon I'm not attracted to men
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>>34177703
thx brah saved that .gif file
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>>34177613
>What superpower or magical abilities do you want for yourself?
F. Have you watched Gen/V? There's a character who is literally bi-gender: physically transforms between male and female versions. It would be so much fun to get a guy into bed, get on top of him, and then turn into a man just to mess with his head.
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>>34177723
kinda where im at with things yea
>>34177725
good women love fags seethe harder
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>>34177722
It's not like our dicks get bigger right before.
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>>34177735
I would turn into a girl, make a bunch of girl friends and then take them home and reveal my trick and then just fuck them all omg im getting a bonner just thinking of it
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>>34177701
ngl sometimes the normies in these threads make me grateful that everyone irl already regards me as a complete lunatic and therefore I don't have to worry at all about what people think, it sounds exhausting keeping up appearances and playing gender roles
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>>34177152
Go to a grocery store and man handle a porkloin. Same thing limp femanon.
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>>34177732
You're metaphorically a fag. A fag in spirit. You may not fuck men (not yet at least) but you're like them in every other way.
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>>34177708
>Do you think DID is real?
M. I've met someone who had been diagnosed with DID, and was pretty much a textbook case. I talked to a number of her personalities and got to know them. None of that changed my opinion that it isn't a real condition.
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were there always this many sexhavers and normies ITT or is my memory just getting hazy
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>>34177742
this is so funny you pople just exist now hahaha
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>>34177736
>good women love fags seethe harder
hmm do bpd women love fags (I'm NOT a fag)
>>34177742
I will never fuck men, but give me a break I didn't have a male figure growing up
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>>34177745
Weird times
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>>34177724
Are you retiring, Aaron?
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>>34177737
>It's not like our dicks get bigger right before.
Yeah, they do. :)
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>>34177751
>Are you retiring, Aaron?
what?
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>>34177749
>do bpd women love fags
yesss
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>>34177750
just wondering if it's just me or if there has been an actual shift in the userbase here
just feels much more reddit and college kiddy than it used to
maybe I'm just becoming unc
>>34177749
>didn't have a male figure growing up
most of us here didn't unfortunately kek
>>34177749
>do bpd women love fags
my last two exes were bpd so apparently
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>>34177749
Ok, neither did I, doesn't mean I have to act like a teenage girl. How's your testosterone, can you grow any facial hair, any muscle at all?
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>>34177757
>shift in the userbase
That always happens
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Talk about normie repellant topics
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>>34177745
They pretend they aren’t when it’s convenient, but yeah this is normie faggot central
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>>34177755
oooohh that explains a lot! my ex was a bpdemon (I miss her a lot)
>>34177757
>most of us here didn't unfortunately kek
I mean I have a dad and he lived here with us but he was drunk all the time so I always avoided him.
>>34177758
yeah I can grow a beard, don't like it though so I shave it off, I don't have any muscles at all, the little I had disappeared when I lost weight and started smoking
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Women, will you still be attracted to you husband when he is 50 and has a gut and is balding?
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>>34177768
lol, still demonizing your ex when it was entirely your fault
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Check my quints
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bitches really do be trifling.
I would have political/philo discussion brought on by a gf and the one time i outright agreed with her she sounded disgusted and said "I bet a gay guy could convince you to get fucked by him"

What a cunt
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>>34177768
smoking is bad, you should stop
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>>34177770
yessss i believe in true love i wanna grow old with him
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Lol
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Why won't the lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
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>>34177774
Dumbass
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Who missed me
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>>34177779
rip
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>>34177781
Are you who I'm thinking you are
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I thinking Invincible is a pretty good show
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These arent normies these are men who date complete bitches no one else wants
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>>34177791
My gf wasn't a bitch
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>>34177788
I don’t knowww
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>>34177772
oh no no bpdemon is a good thing, that wasn't meant to be an insult
>>34177776
but they're nice with a cup of black coffee in the morning
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>>34177793
I think I do though
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>>34177792
>wasnt
Just say ex
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>>34177777
Quints proves that women can love men
Take that incels
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>>34177795
What dowe do
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Im starting to think all the stuff I see ITT about men being subs isnt jokes. You guys are actually gay.
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>>34177796
We didn't break up
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>>34177735
>Have you watched Gen/V?
Why would I watch any of that slop?
Besides you could have just said Mystique's powerset which lets you transform into anything and you could give yourself a working dick
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I used to be so frustrated by how bad i look in photos but now I think it’s funny
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>>34177798
Can you bee yourself for me
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My cousin recently gave birth and I've been hearing the stories about her insane white trash boyfriend she met when she was already six months pregnant. Him and his friends and family were basically having a tailgate party in the hospital parking lot. Some women need to learn there are worse things than being alone.
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>>34177800
I'm not gay, I'm just ugly.
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women, would it give you the ick if I carve your initial on my arm or leg?
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>>34177728
I'd be down in like 20 mins
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>>34177800
I'm not gay but I am a sub
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i love sub men
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>>34177774
rip, close one bro
>>34177768
>he was drunk all the time so I always avoided him
I'm sorry to hear that anon x
>>34177760
>always happens
>>34177766
>this is normie faggot central
yeah, tbf it's probably for the best that the thread at least gets used for actual life problems and conversation topics etc.
but might be nail in the coffin for me personally desu. I just don't have any interest in posting here anymore, I can't relate to the converasations
>>34177813
nice, like I said I have to get up early to put the bloody recycling out cause my bloody rommates didn't bother, but just buzz when you're on
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>>34177812
Whatever happened to matching tattoos?
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>>34177816
no you don't stop lying to me
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>>34177800
I think the social awkwardness amongst the male posters lend to subbish behavior
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>>34177818
I think it's more romantic if there's blood involved
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>>34177770
Yeah. Why not. People age. He's still got the same weiner I wanna fuck.
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>>34177816
Dating one. Hes so cuteee
>>34177822
I think thats too far for me then, yeah.
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>>34177822
NTA, but don't you normally bleed when you get a tattoo?
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>>34177826
What if he gets so fat you can't find it?
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>>34177830
uh I don't know I don't have any tattoos.
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>>34177830
No it doesn't go deep enough to draw blood if they know what they're doing
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>>34177833
Alright guess when I got my first and only tattoo that mf didn't know what he was doing then.
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Women, why are men so gay?
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>>34177800
Do you wish we were talking about CNCing random women?
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I wish women approached me the same way gay men do. life is such bullshit
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>>34177808
How
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I wish I could shower with a conventionally attractive moid
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>>34177839
same lol
whenever I go to a guy club just to dance I have buff chads in my dms for weeks
meanwhile I can't even get a date with a woman
life is bollocks as a twink
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I want to be brutally pegged while she calls me a worthless little faggot
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>>34177848
i miss him...
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>Gender
Have you ever changed your type? Can it be done intentionally?

I like Tomboys, but there are so few of them.
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>>34177851
I'm assuming you're not talking about me
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>>34177844
Why don't you just ask one?
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>>34177840
You know how you're the best at it
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>>34177753
I feel like I would have noticed that by now.
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>>34177844
Hey
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>>34175881
Men, what would it take for you to be okay dating a girl who couldn't physically have vaginal sex, and wouldn't be up to anal either. She can't have vaginal sex because of health problems that make her actually unable without getting hurt, and bleeding.
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>>34177855
I can't handle rejection
>>34177859
Hi
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>>34177853
No
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>>34177852
Just jerk off/edge to whatever you want to be attracted to and your brain will associate the dopamine hit with whatever that is, boom new type
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>>34177861
Does she suck dick at least?
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>>34177816
>>34177829
Where do we find women like you?
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>>34177862
>I can't handle rejection
You think any moid is going to reject bubbly shower time? You might be crazy.
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>>34177862
I have a hard time reaching my back in the shower. Arms too bulky. You think you could help with that
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>>34177861
Depends if I smashed my dick to make it like paper Stanely would you still not want to have PIV sex?
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>>34177861
Can she have kids?
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>>34177861
Nigga see a fucking doctor, what the fuck
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Women should I say some absolutely abhorrent objectionable shit
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>>34177861
Thats fine I unironically prefer eating girls out as my favorite sex act. But I really think you should see a doctor if you arent already.
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>>34177866
Yes I would be open to it. And almost any other stuff involving the body, like tit-fucking, thigh, hand stuff. Just not vaginal or anal
>>34177873
It's not that I don't want to, its that I can't. I can't even fit half a finger inside of myself with hurting myself and bleeding.
>>34177874
Technically yes. I could
>>34177876
I already have. Nothing is actually wrong wrong, I just tense up very badly for some reason and become unable to accept stuff into myself. The tensing causes the pain and bleeding
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>>34177870
I suppose not
>>34177872
O-okay.. I need to go shower irl now so bye anon
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I wish femanons would hornypost again
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>>34177868
uhh idk dl hinge and swipe on tall goth women
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>>34177882
Bye have fun
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I bet all my money on Miami. If they lose I will probably kill myself.
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>>34177861
nothing, I would date her anyway
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I don't like being touched nor do I like being close to people it's not like I hate them, it's just that I feel afraid of them, it's weird I love my family and touch them all the time but I was never able to connect with strangers and thus not really able to develop gniune friendships and romantic partners. Why is that? I'll be back up in a couple of hourse but I really wanna know now that I'm a 37 year old male and all alone.
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>>34177881
So its a subconscious response? Meaning it wouldn't happen if you were unconscious, so...
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>>34177881
>I just tense up very badly for some reason and become unable to accept stuff into myself.
We've all heard of vaginismus, could have a psychological cause.
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>>34177893
maybe i do hate men
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>>34177881
>I can't even fit half a finger inside of myself with hurting myself and bleeding.

No I completely understand. What I was really asking is would you even have PIV even if it didn't hurt?

Cause it sounds like you don't even want that which is probably why you have Vaginismus.
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>>34177887
Get your gambling problem under control
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>>34177891
>Why is that?
Cause it is a skill that you have to develop. Most of the time we do it as children in elementary and middle school. Sounds like you didn't or you just let it atrophy.
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>>34177895
>The underlying cause is generally a fear that penetration will hurt. Risk factors include a history of sexual assault, endometriosis, vaginitis, or a prior episiotomy. Diagnosis is based on the symptoms and examination. It requires there to be no anatomical or physical problems (e.g., pelvic floor dysfunction, vulvodynia, vestibulodynia, etc.) and a desire for penetration.
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>>34177895
Why would you want to date one, then?
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>>34177831
It becomes a problem when he doesn't weiner me or allow me to persue weinering.
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Can I install windows 11 on a laptop from 2019?
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>>34177861
yh it wouldn't bother me honestly
>>34177813
I'm going bed soz, nite X
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>>34177835
It was all those homoerotic montages in movies that made being gay look straight.
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>>34177881
>stuff involving the body, like tit-fucking, thigh, hand stuff.
Lubing up your thighs and stimulating your clit with my shaft does sound fun.
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>>34177884
How tall are you?
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>>34177907
Go to their site and download their installation assistant and it'll tell you if you can
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I want a woman to feel cute aggression towards me.
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>>34177883
I NEED WEINERING.
THIS IS NOT FAIR. I'M IN A HOTEL. THE DESK CLERKS ARE LOOKING TASTY AND ONE HAS PUSSY SUCKING LIPS.
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>>34177889
Really? You'd be fine with it?
>>34177892
Crazy. But I suppose
>>34177893
Nothing has ever happened to me to cause it. But I am an extremely anxious person, and I'm also constantly in pain because of health problems. So that's my running theory on why I'm so tense.
>>34177896
I would. I have accepted now that I wouldn't be able to, which is why I sound apathetic. But it used to cause a lot of distress for me many years back when I first realized it.
>>34177903
I guess I do also fear it will hurt, but I fear it'll hurt because I know it will. Because even just trying to put a tampon in made me start bleeding a lot.
>>34177904
Not me.
>>34177911
I think so too. I also really like the idea of it on my mouth.
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>>34177898
Never
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women how does this make you feel
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>>34177921
Giving me tranny vibes ngl
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>>34177918
>I would. I have accepted now that I wouldn't be able to, which is why I sound apathetic. But it used to cause a lot of distress for me many years back when I first realized it.

So, in essence you've resigned yourself to your fate instead of fighting it. I'm not judging. In your shoes I'd probably do something similar. I hope it gets better for you. Maybe find a man without a dick.

Also bonus question/ Why the no anal? Is it just more of a discomfort thing or is it more just because its ick.
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What were you voted as "Most Likely To?" when you were young?

For me, it was "Most Likely to Enter The Matrix."
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>>34177924
>Maybe find a man without a dick.
Why would that be necessary? She can still have sex.
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>>34177925
M
We didn't have that shit
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>>34177918
>Really? You'd be fine with it?
yeah, is that really hard to believe? not everything is about sex and I would try not to make her feel guilty about it
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>>34177921
Feel like makey-outtie.
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>>34177881
Oh so vaginismus.
Yeah aren't guys with 4 inchers good to go on girls like you? Just find a small dick man for yourself.
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>Getting ultrasound on my groin
>Tech is a cute alt girl
>Boner is approaching
>Turn head, stare at the wall, and silently start reciting things I've memorized
>Boner averted
Women, are you proud of me?
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>>34177937
Should've gotten hard maybe she would've given you a handie. Unless you don't have a big dick.
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>>34177861
I'd be okay with it, but I also have a low libido. I don't know if I would still be okay with it if I had a normal libido. I don't have a normal libido so I am okay with it, but I'll always wonder if my okayness is a function of my mind or of my body, you know?
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>>34177912
none of ur business
>>34177922
ditto
>>34177937
jesus christ that poor woman
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Goodnight guys
It's been great
Shoot for the stars <3
I love you always xx
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>>34177927
Cause most men would be upset if their partner wouldn't do PIV or Anal. The few that wouldn't I'd assume either don't have a dick or don't want sex at all.
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>>34177937
This has never been an issue for me, a doctor's office isn't a sexy environment.
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>>34177941
I'm above average, but I don't want to be a sex pest. Porn isn't a documentary.
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>>34177924
Only way I could fight it is through a surgery. It's very bad. And I'm American and don't have the money for a surgery. So I don't see any way to fix it.
And I still am attracted to dick, I still want a man with dick, I have already said I am interested in eventually sucking it. And I also like the idea of him rubbing against my vagina, even if it can't go in.
>Why the no anal? Is it just more of a discomfort thing or is it more just because its ick
In relation to other health problems I have. It wouldn't work out and would cause potentially harm to me and cause the problems to worsen
>>34177929
I know everything isn't about sex, but I know some people wouldn't be fine with it long-term. Especially if they want children.
>>34177934
I can't even get half a finger into myself, not even my pinky finger. So I don't think that's even a cope I can hold onto
>>34177942
I get you. For some reason, despite the problems, I think I have a pretty high libido. But I don't really masturbate everytime I feel the need to. So I usually only masturbate once a week maybe, despite being in the mood more than that.
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>>34177948
>Cause most men would be upset if their partner wouldn't do PIV or Anal.
I think the number who could accept getting off in other ways is a lot higher than the number of men who lost their dicks.
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>>34177948
>PIV
HAHAHAHAHAHHA POONER
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>>34177861
Honestly, I don't think there's anything that could make me okay with that. But I wish you the best.
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>>34177937
I bet she's thankful you averted your boner.
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>>34177946
Night.
>>34177945
Nothing happened though. I just could tell that it would if I didn't prevent it.
>>34177950
Yeah, I'm a virgin.
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>>34177953
Vaginismusanon, I would let you slide up and down my dick like a Fireman's pole.
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>>34177953
>And I'm American and don't have the money for a surgery.
So, what you are saying is you need a sugar daddy. Gotcha, well good luck on the search for one. Also personally as a moid if you were just willing to try stuff I think any future potential partner would be a lot more accepting of it.



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