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>>34186192
Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34186146
>Keeping up 4 conversations is a lot though.
just wait until you're fucking all 4 in the same day if you think chatting them is a lot.
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I want to cuddle with a flat woman (I love flat women)
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>>34186192
Girls, what hooked you first to your boyfriend? Why are you staying with him? Have you cheated on him and what was that for?
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>>34186198
Fat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flat
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Women and Men, what is your idea of a "first date"?
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GIRLS
our relationship fell apart from mutual dysfunction, now we are away sorting ourselves out. we expressed a mutual hope of someday learning to be in each other's lives again as healthier, better people (coupling again very much a possibility though obviously not expected).

realized recently that the parts i loved most from our relationship were watching her get increasingly more comfortable and willing to be herself openly, and i really can't wait to see her again in the future as more herself i.e. healed.

and i know in my heart she feels the same way, and that makes me want to get better, beyond better. out of an entire year of deep depression, this is the one thing that feels motivating, making sure i can meet her expectation if and when she comes back around.

how would you personally feel about that? is it obsessive?
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>>34186196
Gross
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>>34186201
Let's get to know each other vibes.
If I had to describe, it'd be the introduction phase when you get put on a team project with a person you don't know.
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>>34186201
Boring answer, but: Something low commitment which lets either of you peace out easily and without much embarrassment on either side should you realise you're not a good fit/she turns out to be insane. So grabbing drinks, coffee, going for a walk, these kinds of things.
Second date is when you get creative
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Do you guys think I should read ahead for E&M or quantum mechanics this afternoon?
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> bitter, lonely people love to argue and evangelize their anger online, but they never have good advice. they’re the majority of the content you see, but what they have to say is of no value to anyone. since the discussion is more or less an echo chamber for these people, they become more and more extreme with their views until they’re entirely divorced from reality.
Hey it’s you guys lol
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how do you get a sara safari type of gf?
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Femanons, do you prefer bikinis or a one-piece?
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>>34186201
depends on the girl
some girls you take for a coffee and a walk
some you have to do something more special, like ice skating.
one time for the first date we snuck into an archeological site after hours because she was into that

I kinda miss going on dates
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>>34186199
His patience. The happiness he brings to my life. The first sex we had together was a threesome.
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Is this true? Are there no men who wouldn't tolerate no premarital sex?
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>>34186215
Frilled one-piece swimsuits make me feel like I'm flashing everyone the least, so I pick those.
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>>34186222
If she's a virgin, that's absolutely on the table.
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>>34186222
If I wanted to read your twitter I'd be on twitter. Fuck off.
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>>34186199
Ngl rizz aand friendship. I am not interested in anyone else and am not a cheater. I have had guys try to pressure me and have had to escape, which is scary
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>>34186192
>Curly hair
God fucking damn it I hate that I'm terminally online enough to recognize this an edit of an edit that turned the baby from white to black, then someone re-lightened the skin but forgot to remove the curly dark hair.
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>>34186222
>Is this true?
>twitter screenshot
Kill yourself
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>>34186224
>Frilled one-piece swimsuits
Has this comment been stuck in the server since 1945?
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>>34186222
There's very few men who would be down for this
>>34186225
Motherfucker they didn't ask what your personal opinion was
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>>34186220
> The first sex we had together was a threesome.
K
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>>34186232
idc`
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How hard is it to get a girl to agree to a threesome?
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>>34186231
Fuck you. They're the only swimsuits that don't immediately become buttfloss for my giant butt, and when they inevitably do, the frills make sure as few people as possible learn the RGB color of my fucking asshole.
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>>34186229
That explains the shit eating anime bitch grin in the 4th frame
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>>34186196
Ew what's wrong with you
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>>34186220
I was confused until I realized it's JH
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>>34186204
I wish I had that. I had something good going with a guy but I don't think he'll ever come back to me. :(
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>>34186238
It doesn't though that's the thing, I swear the original had the baby as white, then someone made it black, then someone changed the skin but not hair.
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>>34186235
Not if you're hot
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>>34186227
>>34186230
I'm definitely not a woman
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>>34186242
Nah that expression is always “haha viewer look at how naughty I am” so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was some faggot shit
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>>34186240
It's 30 posts into a fresh thread. Does the bullying need to start now?
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>>34186222
Idk but there are like no women who would also not tolerate no premarital sex
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>>34186236
>buttfloss for my giant butt
Nice.
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How do I win back the affection of someone who used to be attracted to me?
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>>34186241
I have been crying all week dealing with the same thing. Sad girlies unite
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>>34186195
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>>34186236
>the RGB color of my fucking asshole
well? give us the stats
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>>34186250
No, not nice. I want to enjoy the beach without guilt.
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>>34186247
Ye
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Met a friend whos stacy-lite. Talked around for a while. She spoke how most dudes she dated have been well older. Like right now we're in our late 20s and she's talking to dudes who are 45, 50. She wants an accomplished man and guys our age are not "real men"

idk what makes women think this way. I dont think the average women thinks this way
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I think we should reform society so that everyone is banging all the time in massive free love orgies. Do you agree this would be best?
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>>34186253
Whoa, wtf?
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>>34186251
Talk to them about mutual interests
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>>34186241
i'm not so sure i will come back in that sense, right now i really want to but it'll likely be years, and people change a lot over that span of time. may well be she have completely different wants/needs and the answers here won't matter, but i am curious anyway
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>>34186258
Yeah, now they’re just jacking off ti vtubers
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>>34186246
I know what you mean but i swear the image was like notoriously edited to have the baby changed to black, the original might still be some NTR garbage but I swear the baby was originally not black.
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>>34186254
Sure. Hold on, need to bend over in front of a mirror and fire up the color picker.
Not. Fuck you.
>>34186257
Oh.
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>>34186229
Why are so many obsessed with black penises? Most black men aren't anything to envy and the rest aren't special because they're black
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>>34186228
What do you count as rizz? Is it word games, teasing, pervy jokes?
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>>34186252
<3 We'll make it through this
>>34186264
>years
Yeah, I don't think I could handle years of no contact when we talked for 2 weeks.
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>>34186266
Ohhh I get it. It got swapped then swapped back but like manually lmao. Figure it out and report back
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>>34186267
You're giving me a remarkably niche fetish
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>>34186275
Please enlighten us with the new tag you're inventing.
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>>34186272
How chad was he on a scale from 1-10
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>>34186270
He was kind, welcoming, funny, interested in what I enjoy (so convo flow was a breeze). Literally have never felt an instant connection on that level, ever.
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>>34186278
He was my personal Chad, so 10. He didn't believe me when I told him how handsome I found him though :(
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Who the fuck enjoys cuck shit anyways? Always got to ruin nice moments with "actually she prefers nigger dick"
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>>34186279
how tall was he
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>>34186283
Americans.
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Ok I see what's going on, the original probably was niggered NTR garbage by dingotoad, but there was a far better edit fixing it (yes fixing) than the OP which didn't bother removing the nog hair. I saw this edit first before all else, thinking it was the original when it was just the better edit being posted more than the original because of course no rational person likes the original.
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>>34186229
This is actually JH's girlfriend and boyfriend
They're holding her baby
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>>34186284
Average. 5'8"?
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>>34186287
Good work son, this is what we needed
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>>34186285
>>34186285
Maybe only the 3rd nation to, India without a doubt ranks #1.
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>>34186292
American website.
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>>34186290
what is your bmi
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>>34186294
Actually Israel, India, and Europe all "contribute" heavily ever since 2011 and especially 2016.
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>>34186279
How is it always people who never suffered the ones that end up charming the girls?
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>>34186298
Because suffering doesn't build character, suffering breaks character, and nobody wants damaged goods.
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>>34186297
South Americans too
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women
I have my own Cloud and Spotify are you impressed
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>>34186294
>>34186285
Wasn't even referring to 4chan
I remember seeing edits of that cute family from the Japanese McDonald's ad
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>>34186295
20.8 so I am fat rn but I tore a muscle and have to wait until after surgery to workout
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I'm too jaded and avoidant to ever get a gf
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>>34186305
Welcome to the club
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>>34186303
So if I'm kind and funny you'll give me a chance too?
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>>34186277
measuring_anus_ring_colour (1)
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>>34186272
we were very close friends for many, many years before dating, which is why it is not impossible she may need to leave all that behind to heal, as a piece of her history. OTOH, we always had a pretty special connection outside her issues (which i didn't even realize she had until we started dating), so i specifically may be spared from that (and God will it, life looks much rosier without it and this period of explicit disconnect has been dark up until recently).
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>>34186255
Why should you feel guilt for having a gigantic ass?
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>>34186303
>20.8 so I am fat
fishing for compliments is so 2010
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Should I do this?
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>>34186313
>a doujin with a butthole color based caste system
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>>34186310
I am an odd duck and have a very hard time meshing with people I would see as potential partners. I MIGHT share a meal or grab drinks once or twice before I could even gauge that but typically going to be a NO from me, dawg.

How would you capture my attention and what would we do?
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>>34186267
>Sure. Hold on, need to bend over in front of a mirror and fire up the color picker.
>Not. Fuck you.
NTA but fucking bitch, fuck you. It's not even nudes it's just asking you to post the color, it wouldn't be the end of the world at all to post whatever color the color picker shows my cock tip and foreskin to be. Especially considering you're probably JH and you ask guys for cock into all the time.
All women owe me their pussy and anus colors.
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>>34186316
Fuck off beardboy
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>>34186320
I'm taking you to Lego land, we'll be the tallest men around.
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>>34186320
ok nvm the autismo is too strong
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*falls asleep at the wheel and plows through /atoga/, killing 6 people and injuring several more*
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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>>34186323
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>>34186325
*weeping at all the beautiful Females i could have made my sweethearts as a Gentle-type man if not only for the fact that they preferred the Jock-types and other brutes*
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>>34186328
I actually hate that they started targeting men.
How am I supposed to afford any sets if you're actually pricing them for ME!
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>>34186335
>men
Grown men.
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>>34186332
>Gentle-type
Are you a fucking pokemon?
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>>34186335
That nesquik bunny figure the GOAT
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>>34186318
You'd do better by adjusting your diet first
dancing doesnt burn that many calories
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>>34186341
The only things I need to do to my diet is to stop drinking so many sweet stuff. So I think I'm fine on that front.

I might as well start
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>>34186341
You try twerking your ass for hours under hot stage lights and let me know how many calories you didn't burn
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>>34186335
I remember playing that Lego Studios game so much. Goated.
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>>34186340
Lmao, what's this.
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>>34186346
My friend was a ballerina and despite dancing most waking hours they still gave her an eating disorder
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Think I'm going to ask the doctor for Ozempic
Fuck the side effects
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>>34186350
I believe you played a part in that
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>>34186353
What
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when does depression go away
this shit is starting to get to me, thought you could just tough it out
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>>34186352
Good luck anon.
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>>34186339
Is this the pokemon smit writer femanon asking?
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>>34186360
When you start talking about your issues and working through them.
>could just tough it out
Bro just like you can't tough out a bullet hole. You can't tough it out with your mental health either.
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Women, do you think like this?
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>>34186360
depression is like a brain softlock, and toughing it out won't work (obviously as you have found out). go get medicated.
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>>34186360
>>34186366
With a professional, not randoms
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Why do i tend to distance myself everytime a girl shows interesse in me? Everytime a girl start showing signs of liking me i start avoiding/finding it annoying. My only gf was a cold girl who didn't showed much interest too. Is my brain fucked?
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>>34186345
Good luck anon. Those sugar cravings can get pretty bad. Just remember there are the sugar free sweeteners. Even though sugar alternatives have issues, it is still better then straight sugar.
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>>34186374
yes, this is a textbook attachment issue, go get therapy
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>>34186369
What channel hockey on and who you rooting for?
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>>34186372
Or with a good support system. Your friends and family can help out tremendously in ways that a professional can't.
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>>34186377
Why jump to drastic measures, there should be a way to fix it without therapy
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So, Trump made his own NATO.
What now.
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>>34186356
She would barf every time she thought of you, so it was easy for her to go bulimic
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>>34186371
Antidepressants made me soooo lethargic and I had zero emotion. I prefer natural remedies
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>>34186383
Wat nou?
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>>34186360
When you have purpose and fulfillment.
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>>34186388
We got the Board of Peace now.
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>>34186382
um, well therapy isn't drastic, and also there won't be, fixing attachment issues involves having secure attachments long-term that can rewire those damaged parts, and that will be next to impossible to achieve if you can't form secure attachments to begin with.
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>>34186393
In english please? I mean not liking clingy persons is very common i think and I dont think im fucked in the head so I dont need to go to therapy yet lol
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>>34186235
2 guys 1 girl or 1 girl 2 guys?
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>>34186387
ok well 'natural remedies' are either snake oil or boil down to chemicals that usually are worse versions than pharmaceuticals, so the distinction at best is arbitrary. there are also antidepressants that certainly won't make you lethargic (like bupropion, for instance). you can absolutely cure depression without medication, but the problem is that depression prevents the kinds of things you'd need to do to cure the depression.
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God damn, are your muscles supposed to feel that sharp almost piercing soreness when you're nearing your failure, cause I couldn't lift anymore.
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>>34186390
Did the Board of Truth say that? That's doublegood. Plus even.
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>>34186260
This would be hell for asexual people.
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>>34186395
NTA but I think what they are attempting to communicate is that therapy isn't just for extreme cases. Anyone and everyone should go to therapy. Now you clearly don't see it that way. So, I'm not sure why the other anon keeps pushing it so hard.
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>>34186395
someone "showing interest" isn't being clingy, either get your problem straight, take the advice, or fuck off. if you were an expert in this you wouldn't be asking anonymous people for thoughts, would you?
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>>34186398
catch22
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i grew up in an enviroment in which people would always joke about you if you had interactions with someone from the opposite gender as a child (look, anon has a girlfiends, haha, childish stuffs like that) the thing is that mockery conditioned me, to this day, to still fear having interactions with women due to the fear of being ridiculed, and i'm old as fug now, did this happen to anyone else?
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>>34186381
Not mine but maybe anons. A professional never fails though
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>>34186400
KEK OMMMMUHHGAWD
When we getting the Live Laugh Love committee?
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>>34186406
Nah.
You know, Anon. It gets to a point, right?
Like you're old enough to identify an aspect of your personality, at that point you're both cognizant enough to recognize the problem and old enough to solve the problem, it stops being like "my upbringing" and starts being "I'm just fuck ass bloooooob"
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>>34186192
Girls be real with me

My work crush (my boss) gave me a bottle of her perfume as a parting gift for my last day of work. And said how I should spray it in my car and on my bed etc.

Wtf am I supposed to make of this? Also would it be creepy if I actually did it lol

Think she could be into me or is this just a friendly gesture?
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>>34186403
Im not expert but im not taking shitty advices like "just go the therapy lol"
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>>34186408
>A professional never fails though
lol what?
You have to be trolling.
Professionals fail all the time.
Plus finding the right Therapist is one of the more difficult things to figure out.
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Women like the v line on men the most yet its the hardest thing to achieve. Coincidence?
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I'm horny!
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>>34186416
I got a U line on me.
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>>34186415
I’ve had a much better experience with professionals over family and friends
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>>34186411
It's combat time hey, I take three l's to
The head: Love, Live, Life, and I'm dead
Young Money, Dipset, that's what this is
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>>34186414
fine. good luck with whatever advice you take, i hope it doesn't waste your time too much but no doubt you'll be posting this again a year from now.
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>>34186418
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>>34186406

M, yes, something similar. It was me trying to be mature and grown-up
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>>34186428
It's sadly not very rare among the current population.
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>>34186421
I'm sure you have. I'm not trying to take away from that. I'm just pointing out that you really need both a good support system and a good therapist. Which I get is easier said then done.

Also it sounds like you need new friends and a new family.
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>>34186432
because politics is about winning, not being principled. no idea why people do not get this
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>>34186432
Because they crave BMC (Big Muslim Cock)
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>>34186412

You underestimate how strong that instinct to suppress yourself can get
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>>34186441
Okay, and? Did you think "it's hard" is a valid excuse for an old ass man who knows this is why his life is fucked?
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Should I take the Japanese meal pill?
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>>34186432
Third worldism
Basically anything that isn't western is superior including their treatment of women
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>>34186437
> you need new friends and a new family.
Yeah, but that doesn’t happen in the real world
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Can a man become tired of female attention? I don't believe there are chads who complain that they get too much attention from women
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>>34186446
looks so yummy!!
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>>34186450
From ugly and annoying loser women, probably.
I imagine it's the same for women fending off fat, ugly bald middle aged men.
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>>34186450
Well yes but I’m also mentally ill raped trash who punches things when women flirt with me so I don’t count
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>>34186360
You have to start winning for it to go away
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>>34186454
Chad shit
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>>34186450
Get married and i am sure you will grow tired of the woman you are always with. It is how you handle it that counts
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>>34186454
dark triad energy
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>>34186299
Well unless the damage IS your character
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>>34186449
It can. It just takes a lot of work and time. You have to be really dedicated to changing it.

But I understand, it really does seem impossible to do. Just know that I believe in you.
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>>34186450
Think that happened to henry cavill
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>>34186463
Nah, that's just "that freak" energy.
Damage is the seasoning you add to already handsome looking men.
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>>34186455
>>34186360
Lies. Change how you think and you will change everything. Positive self thought, first thing in the morning can change your whole outlook
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>>34186466
Henry Cavill is like the story of what happens when a fat guy gets fit. He see through most women.
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>>34186454
Extremely based.
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What reason do you put for a 4chan post where someone is threatening to kill themselves?
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>look at a therapist
>$100 a session
I can either pay someone to listen to me or stay in my apartment lol
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>>34186456
I’m not qt
>>34186459
I’m too autistic for that, I just get genuinely angry and the only way to abate it is to throw hands. I don’t like hurting living creatures but the pain makes the anger go away fast
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>>34186474
check out boxing or mma
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>>34186469
It's honestly better to be a little chubby when you are younger than 16, it helps you grow better
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>>34186472
Why not find rando's on Discord that you can trauma dump to and then leave.
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>>34186458
Married man here. This is false. I always, always want more of my wife's attention.
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Can you get banned for posting a pic of a minor wound?
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>>34186483
Yeah, you pedophile.
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Women, would you rather date a fat and balding anon or a fat and bald anon?
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>>34186479
I tried that as a kid but I beat the heavy bag for hours on end one day and my dad screamed at me, never did it again. Scared of losing control and scared of new situations
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>>34186479
Fuck no, put a retard like that on MMA and he ends up killing a bitch.
He needs to be in jail so he can self reflect, would be better if did it outside, but seeing he isn't willing to, i don't think there's a better choice.
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>>34186482
NTA, why are you on ATOGA as a married man?
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>>34186321
I can't believe I actually checked before realizing I was being tricked into doing something I'd never live down.
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>>34186481
Yeah but their advice is usually worse
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>>34186486
Neither. For one weight is a personal choice, and two balding means you have bad genetics.
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>>34186288
My gf is dirty blonde, though.
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I've had enough of you nasty witches. I'm taking my 6'4" straight wide frame to the gym and turning it into a weapon and I will scrmmmgglahah their little necks.
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>>34186495
True that.
I'm fat and balding and shit.. I'm suffering through some illness too.
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>>34186501
And you still wont get laid because you have a foul attitude. Nothing can save you from that.
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>>34186485
You know what I meant. I cut this big flap off the end of my finger and I'm wondering if it looks like it'll heal right.
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>>34186464
Thanks, anon. You inspire me
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>>34186503
>I'm suffering through some illness too
Hope you get better anon
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>>34186508
Thanks, lol, I did actually get better already compared to like 10 years ago.
That's when I really wanted to kill myself over this shit.
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>>34186508
Don't talk to that spamming retard
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What reason do you put in a report for a 4chan post where someone is threatening to kill themselves?
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>>34186511
>That's when I really wanted to kill myself over this shit.
You should do it, that way you won't spam this thread any longer
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>>34186494
True but you could take that money you saved and buy booze. This really solves your problems when you start to drink.
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>>34186513
Off topic
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>>34186516
Seethe, lmao.
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>>34186505
I dn't care now give me your neck
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>>34186513
off topic
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>>34186518
Who wants to start a /kysg/?
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State gender + What are your thoughts on findom?
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>>34186526
Fuck off Daniel
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>>34186526
I would never kill myself. That's illogical, and is usually just a very emotionally juvenile way to cry for attention.
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Girls, would you give the chance of knowing a guy who is a well intentioned but honest perv who straight up says he likes you but can't stop looking at your tits and your eyes?
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>>34186528
Male, really reckless and the people (women) who take advantage of men like this should be put in prison for life without possibility of parole.
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>>34186528
M
I respect the dom. If she's smart enough to play the game, especially findom, I want her. Genuinely a smart woman.
I cannot wrap my head around what goes through the sub's head but it's not like I need to.
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>>34186507
You are welcome anon. I really do hope that you develop that amazing support system. Cause we all deserve to have people in our lives that love us unconditionally. So, I'm sending you a hug. I hope it helps.
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>>34186528
Reminds me of that pic that's been floating around of a kid asking a grown ass woman going
>Hey, can I give you $5?
and the grown ass woman dead ass just goes
>Sure.
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>>34186532
>>34186533
The duality of men.
>>34186526
I've never been to it but I'm almost certain that a /kysg/ would be 80% identical to /gioyc/
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>>34186506
If you're worried about being banned for "gore" post it in a random /b/ thread and link it. But you're probably fine to post here.
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>>34186528
All modern heterosexual relationships are findom
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>>34186528
m
i'm generally libertarian on sexual matters but findom is genuinely sinisters, preys on people's brains in the same way as gambling or any phone app, except it is personal and cult-like. it is not good for anyone in any dimension
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>>34186540
linking is sometimes enough to get banned.
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>>34186528
M. It's hilarious.
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>>34186528
You are abosolutely scum for doing that to yourself and you are literal trash
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>>34186542
I feel kind of the same, thought I'm no so lenient on most kinks.
Findom genuinely feels a little too "real" in the way it degrades the men.
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>>34186543
Do you want advice or not?
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>>34186534
<3 it does, thank you
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>>34186551
I'm not that Anon.
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>>34186540
Never mind, I heard you can cut off your fingertip and it'll grow back as long as you don't hit bone.
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>>34186397
Preferably the latter but I wanna spitroast someone too
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>>34186554
Just go to the ER, bro. Nobody is going to think you're less of a man for doing so.
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>>34186547
Calling me these things just gives me a boner
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>>34186507
nta but i'm rooting for you too anon, getting you life in order is never easy so focus on putting one foot in front of the other and don't get discouraged with setbacks
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Women, Would you agree to a threesome if it was MMF, but the other guy is actually your man's femboy girlfriend and while they're tag teaming you, they're just making out like crazy up top
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>>34186493
Fine. I guess we'll never know the RGB of any cocks pussies or assholes then. Hope you can sleep at night knowing that.
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Women, is a 5'8" guy too short for you?
Don't answer this if you are a thirdie.
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>>34186561
Diamond daddy.
I have a hard time talking shit to my man bc I love him so much but I def enjoy playing the dom card
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>>34186559
It happened almost six days ago. I did go to the doctor because it wouldn't stop bleeding, they gave me a temporary bandage but it was going to take until 3 am to see a doc so I just went home. I kept the skin flap on because google said to and now I'm just wondering if it's going to reattach or it'll fall off and I'll grow new skin.
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>>34186562
I love it when anons get together to support each other. Cause it is basically the counterculture in 4chan lol.
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>>34186526
I've started several suicide threads
Jannies keep taking them down and giving me bans
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>>34186571
is it just skin, or are you seeing yellow, anyway, if the ER didn't say anything it's probably fine.
just leave the flap, put a band aid over it if you find it annoying.
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>>34186565
You're going to get divorced raped in the end all the same. Literally the most powerful men in the world still get findom'd through divorce rape.
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>>34186562
I’ll do my best, thank you anon <3
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Why is this thread a hangout for male sexual assault victims?
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>>34186582
We will not be silenced.
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>>34186491
I get bored sometimes.
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>>34186580
I love this pic, do you know why they put a cat on an owl?
It's because in chinese, Owls are called cat headed hawks.
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>>34186528
M
Stupid shit
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>>34186564
I'll be tricked into posting it, you'll all insult me saying I'm retarded for posting it and make fun of how dark it is and I'll never hear the end of it. This is the glasses gaslighting all over again.
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>>34186582
My bad gang I sexually assaulted them all personally. I will do it again but I am sorry.
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>>34186582
Cuz we're scared of irl women
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>>34186528
M
It's retarded.
Interracial cuckolding is the real deal.
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>>34186582
I guess I'm the odd one out then, I'm just fat and ugly.
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>>34186567
Everyone is taller than me so no
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Femoids will tell men they have to make a girl feel special, then they say they hate to hear they are not like other girls because thats putting women down.
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>>34186588
huh i didn't know JH was so chickenshit, sad. you'll best off in front of a public pool with familities around but you won't post a fkn color?
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>>34186588
Honest to God you won't be the only one, pinky swear you'll post yours and I'll post my cock RGB first, I won't even get mad if I'm the one being tricked.
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>>34186588
If you weren't in a throuple, I would've glazed over how I'd devour that donut.
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>>34186592
My brain is broken from interracial cuckolding porn. Every time I seen an attractive white women I say "she's built for BBC" in my head lol
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>>34186563
N
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>29yo
>167cm
>no beard
>twink looking ass
How do I make look mature/older, women my age dont give a fuck for me but I had 2 gfs 18 and 19 yo, while that sounds like a good thing its not and I want to date more mature womens
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>>34186601
Spiritually a qt post.
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>>34186595
What's your height?
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>>34186584
You don't know how good you have it. Log off and go play with your wife plz.
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>>34186602
Why not? is it a jealousy thing? Like their attention aren't focused on you?
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>>34186602
I
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I heard we're posting genital colors.
Heres my cock.
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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>>34186603
I had a friend like you irl. RIP.
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>>34186601
Mine too, tho I'm slowly healing.
It gets boring after a few years.
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>>34186607
no fuck you bloody benchod am NOT in a mood today!!
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>>34186528
M
Really all vice should be banned
Drugs, gambling, prostitution
It creates absolute nothing but destroys a lot
Unfortunately bans never seem to work because people are too addicted
But who the fuck thinks this is healthy behavior?
At least gamblers have to advertise the addiction hotline
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>>34186603
You should have been a femboy at 18 until your expiration around 26
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>>34186611
What does it mean when you are white everywhere but your dick is brown.
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>>34186585
They are called meowls, I’m not sure where they come from but I love them too
I just looked it up and the meowl is from 2013, crazy
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>>34186619
Depends on the level of "brown"
Genitals naturally have more melanin than anywhere else in the body and especially when unaroused.
That said past a certain point it means you have nonwhite admixture.
My shit is like a gradient, pink, pale white, then darker the closer it gets to the balls.
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>>34186601
>>34186614
Fortunately for me my mind is broken by reverse interracial
Every time I see a pretty brown girl I just want to pump her full of my babies
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>>34186621
you bastard racist world doesn't need you! mommy doesn't love you!
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>women are inferior to a modern sex toy
economics of hoeflation? Where do women go from here?
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>>34186606
I'm sitting with our daughter as she eats a sandwich. My wife is enjoying some free time.
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>>34186620
fucking love these things.
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>>34186622
That's kind of like mine too, maybe we are still white then.
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>>34186598
Well I could just pick any color from anywhere and you fucks would have to believe me. What then fuckface?
>>34186599
If I post it, it has to be because I want to. It can't be transactional.
>>34186600
Why are guys obsessed with cumming on assholes?
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>>34186582
Vocal minority due to theme of thread
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one consciousness all me experiencing myself namaste it's all me
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>>34186634
Because it marks it as mine.
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>>34186629
Literally the worst insult anyone could ever call me saar
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>>34186611
I don't understand what each color represents.
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>>34186627
Huh? I have an onahole, and it unironically feels better than pussy, but the maintenance and cleaning and whatnot alone result in me barely ever using it. I'd always choose real pussy over it.
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Invincible season 4 soon
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>>34186638
what do you think ENTJ, do i make a concincing dot head?
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To be honest I don't even need it to be you JH I just need one woman to post her anus and pussy RGB colors
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>>34186605
4’10
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>>34186637
But my bf isn't possessive at all and he's just as into it.
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>>34186630
Ohhh your post makes sense to me now. The meowl is a Chinese cat too! I only had the three saved, the rest are for you to discover
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>>34186646
He said don't answer this if you are a thirdie.
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>>34186646
Disgusting shortoid
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>>34186642
just buy a cleaning machine
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>>34186643
How does an IP with less artistic integrity and meaning than a malicious internet pop-up from 2001 get more than a single season?
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>>34186613
>>34186618
It sucks even i am start to feel bad myself when a clearly 20 yo at best is hitting on me on a party
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>>34186652
I don't believe those exist.
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>>34186659
business opportunity
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>>34186641
Head, mid shaft, base
or
Tip, mid, base
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>>34186647
That's because he secretly finds you replaceable.
The sad unfortunate truth for all non-possessive men.
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>>34186654
Lobster butter: lots of it, too much. Man is hogging all the butter
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>>34186596
It's the difference between "you look beautiful" and "all these other bitches are ugly" raise her up instead of putting down others.
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>>34186659
Couldn't you just throw it in the washer?
Cold water with a low spin cycle.
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>>34186662
Does dick color change with arousal?
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>>34186646
sex
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>>34186665
In English please?
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>>34186664
Don't say that. He loves me.
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>>34186668
Mine does, if blood pumps into it more, it turns more pink flesh colored, otherwise it's got that pinkish but y'know "cooked meat" color to it.
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>>34186416
i naturally have a v-line. when i was fooling around with a girl for the first time it drover her mad, it completely surprised me
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>>34186668
Yes, as there is more blood flow resulting in a moderate tone change. Its not drastic but its still noticeable.
As you may have guessed I posted flaccid colors.
Fun bonus fact, I made the ratio's of each color roughly equivalent to the real thing.
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>>34186672
No, don't get it wrong, he loves you, but non-possessive is non-possessive.
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>>34186567
Only if he is weird about me being taller than him in heels. If not, kinda perfect.
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>>34186678
Will you mind if you saw your boyfriend's bald spot while in heels?
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>>34186671
You’re complaining about something that others would love to have. You’re ungrateful
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>>34186384
but she DID think of me
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>>34186643
Cool
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>>34186681
Weird question, I'd see the bald spot even when I'm not in heels people tend to do things like sit down and bend over.
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>>34186686
I assume this means you wouldn't mind then?
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>>34186686
nta but girls rarely saw my bald spot unless I pointed it out
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>>34186670
Not yet
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>>34186650
>>34186649
So triggered and wrong
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>>34186528
M

The men are disgusting (much like all submissive "men") but just in a specifically funny and pathetic way. Its not really less gross just more destructive due to the specific angle it takes.
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Men, America goes fully into nuclear energy
Will you personally volunteer to staff these plants, or will you allow foreigners to run them?
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>>34186688
same. someone post it so we can tap the sign on the way out.
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>>34186690
I'm in my 30s if I'm not ok with balding I'm in trouble.
The thing that would bother me is him being insecure to the point of being in a shit mood all night because I'm 1 inch taller than him at an event, or being weird about being bald and not trusting my word that it doesn't bother me.
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>>34186698
Im not american
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>>34186698
I'd love to work in one.
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>>34186693
Gentle, loving caressing and holding + lots of teasing with hands wandering close to your sensitive spots but not quite pushing past the line.
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>>34186700
In the end, we all go bald it seems. lmao.
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>>34186698
>volunteer
Yeah I'm not working for free. Hitler was right, there is no way to have racial solidarity under capitalism.
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>>34186698
nobody in this thread is american.
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Women, is it hot when men have power over you but dont use it or only use it benevolently?
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>>34186192
They always say to date someone with similar values but I don't think women with my values even exist anymore
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Ayo wtf? Chat, this Drink hot water shit is actually fucking Nice.

You guys drink hot water?
I feel like I'm sipping on soup with how it's warming my innards.
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>>34186698
I've been the reactor operator. I have serious doubts there's enough competency to run nuclear on that scale in our USA, let alone with untrustworthy foreigners.
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>>34186673
>>34186675
Another thing to love about dick. I really do have an unhealthy obsession with it.
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>>34186703
Okay
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>>34186713
M
I just drink tea instead. I’m a cold water enjoyer but my mom is on that hot water train so I suspect I’ll start doing it in 15-20 years.
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>>34186677
He doesn't see me as replaceable. He wants to start a family with me.
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>>34186717
You should try it now, man, it's gooood.
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>>34186714
Most nukecucks aren't that smart. They're just good at sticking to a script. Most of the actually hard stuff is automated.

t. ex-nuke turned physicsfag
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>>34186710
No
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>>34186719
oh, JH....
Please don't become a stereotype, like the black race doesn't need another example.
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>>34186712
You can just pretend to be a libcuck leftoid NPC beta-male s-o-y-boi.
Women can't see thru the mask most of the time.
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I've been called an incel, I don't think I am but how do I know if I am? If so, how do I change it?
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>>34186720
No thank you, I’m already Chinese enough
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>>34186710
Depends on what you mean by power. Like are you talking about men's physical strength or are you trying to make shit weird with my dad.
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>>34186726
They call me an incel because I'm ugly and can't get women to like me.

but they're using it to imply I hate women. but I don't lol, why would I want to date women if I hate women.
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>>34186723
What fucking stereotype am I being accused of perpetuating now? Wanting to be happy and believing that someone fucking loves me?
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>>34186725
I don't want to fake a relationship, sounds very tiring
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>>34186731
Maybe I'm just being harsh, who knows....
Make sure you get your half eventually though.
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>>34186729
I know a lot of women who are straight or bi that hate men. It bewilders me
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>>34186726
Lean into the joke so you don’t seem insecure but don’t be retarded about it
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>>34186726
the word "incel" has lost its original meaning - nowadays its just what "nerd" used to mean in the 2000s, just without the autistic intelligence connotation.
I.e. if you are not tall with 6-pack abs, you are an incel.
Yes, it is retarded, but 90% of people in this world are retarded.
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>>34186192
>finally hook up with slow-burn crush
>she's good at giving head
>rides and gyrates like a pornstar
>start thinking about how many other guys she had to do this shit with to get this good
>go soft and come up with an excuse to leave
>coworker so i see her almost every day
it's over
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>>34186739
Nice try, incel
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>>34186734
Fuck half, I want the whole thing. We're talking about his dick, right?
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JH, which 2 of your 3 will get married?
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>>34186743
Sure, JH.
You're so cute when you're like this.
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>>34186710
Physical strength, sort of.
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>>34186741
God, I fucking hate moids
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>>34186741
lol, gay boy thinking about other guys during sex with a hottie
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>>34186744
Him and I, for the sake of convenience and my security as the biological mother in the future.
>>34186748
Like what? I feel like I'm on crazy pills right now.
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>>34186750
I wouldn't do that. :^)
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>>34186752
Don't worry about it girl, all is well.
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>>34186472
Being poor is expensive
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>>34186739
I unfortunately am short with a 6-pack
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>>34186754
I think I'm having an episode.
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Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
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>>34186760
You're not, relax. Everything alright.
Just breathe.
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>>34186760
Oooo.... is it a re-run or is it all new programming?
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>>34186752
>Like what? I feel like I'm on crazy pills right now
He is hinting at that a threesome relationship won't work out until you are all old.
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>>34186752
What about the gf? Is she just gonna watch your wedding from the audience?
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>>34186750
why? i said nothing wrong
>>34186751
it's love not lust. i don't feel like loving someone like that
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>>34186752
The other woman said she is ok with it?
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>>34186766
What cope? I think you are confused
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>>34186762
I'm not responding to you anymore. Idk what you're doing.
>>34186764
It's the New Year's special where I freak out.
>>34186765
Do throuples work better the older the people involved are?
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>>34186772
>love not lust
>implying women can love men
You are NGMI.
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Is the human experience overly glorified in music and art? Or is true love, happiness, and fulfillment actually possible to achieve? Do people actually enjoy simply existing, and not just the occasional good/happy experiences?
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>>34186775
I'm not doing anything.
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>>34186772
Okay incel
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>>34186777
Dude just wash dishes and repeat that's life it doesn't go deeper
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I’ve begun praying before I go to work, it helps a lot. I recommend it, the quieting of the mind is very helpful
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Imagine being a namefag on the most mundane board on the shittiest website on the internet
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>>34186775
>It's the New Year's special where I freak out.
I love that episode. I'm going to have to set the DVR to record it this time. Do you think you could flash the camera this time?
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>>34186770
>>34186773
She was part of the conversation. Obviously she would be involved just as much as we would be.
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>>34186192
>feel lonely
>put contact in /soc/ thread
>feel awkward every time she messages me and half of me wants her to be a catfish to just not be messaged anymore
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I will never settle for a woman who doesn't like me
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>>34186777
>true love
Doesn't exist (mostly because of women)
>happiness
just a few hormones released by your brain
>fulfillment
Look around your room. Nothing you see rn will exist in a 1000 years. Fulfillment is a personal experience, and therefore its all in your head.
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>>34186776
i'm fine dying alone if i can't find love but i'll keep looking
>>34186781
how am i an incel? an incel would place pussy above all. you are stupid
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>>34186777
Mhm I’m happy
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>>34186786
I meant is she ok with the two of you marrying? If that is something you wanna do.
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>>34186784
This is not reddit, sir.
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>tfw just want to snuggle and shower a cute sweet lady in kisses but you need to violently fuck her like a guy from her favorite dark romantasy novel for the first month or she'll get the ick
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>>34186741
based af
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>>34186741
Kek fucking fag
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>>34186751
>>34186804
Wouldn't being aroused by that thought be even gayer?
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>>34186800
Women's most common bedroom complaint after orgasmlessness is men doing porn jackhammering instead of slow affectionate sex
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>>34186782
That's what it feels like. I'm just grinding away every day to make money, clean my house and cook, and then play video games until I go to sleep. So... that's it?
>>34186792
I had a gf that claims to have truly loved me but I broke up with her because I didn't feel the same. I've never felt like I was in love with anyone, at most I just want to take care of them.
>>34186795
Can you explain how you feel day to day? Does the happiness have inertia(ie. it keeps going until something causes it to stop)?
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>>34186811
>I had a gf that claims to have truly loved me
What's your height?
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>>34186786
So just a courthouse thing?
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>>34186811
>at most I just want to take care of them.
That's what a relationship is
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>>34186810
Wait are you saying shoving porn in my face for hours a day is causing me to have warped and corrupted ideas about sex?
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>>34186784
https://voca.ro/1b2RfuvYvWik
>>34186785
I mean, the government has my asshole pics now since they probably copy everything to the cloud the moment you take a pic, right? So close enough.
>>34186797
In this hypothetical, yes. But again, just like the baby plan, that's a ways off. We still need to move in together and make sure we'll stay on the right track.
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>>34186814
5'9
>>34186817
But I didn't feel like I was in love with her. It was just comfortable to be with her, and I wanted to take care of her. At least my therapist didn't think that's being "in love"
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>>34186808
>having sex with hot girl
>think about dudes
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>>34186810
They don't orgasm to the affectionate stuff either
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>>34186815
Exactly. On paper it's him and I for the ease of it, but ceremonially we'd all be married. At least that's the idea.
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>>34186821
>So close enough.
I mean I was just looking for an ass. I guess the bootyhole could work as well. Thank you for your cooperation citizen.
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>>34186819
Women don't mean what they say 99.9999% of the time.
Don't be sentimental and fruity in front of your gf anon, otherwise you will lose her - speaking from personal experience.
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Femanon, can I sniff your dirty thong?
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>>34186824
You're supposed to open with the affectionate stuff and eventually finish both of you off with like 2 minutes of jackhammering
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>>34186822
thirdworlder?
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>>34186810
That's not been my personal experience with foids
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>>34186811
I feel excited and eager. There will never be enough time to do all the fun things. Of course there are sad days too, that’s that’s life, always try to make a better tomorrow
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State gemder. What would you do if the siblings from Cruel Intentions tried to seduce you?
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>>34186827
What do men find more exciting a butt or a butthole?
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>>34186828
>Don't be sentimental
Except when they want you to be sentimental. Which isn't always clear. Cause women can barely figure out which outfit to choose tonight. Let alone when they need you to be emotional and when they need you to be stoic.
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>>34186829
I haven't worn a thong since the weekend, and it's been washed since.
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>>34186841
he said femanon
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>>34186831
I'm American
>>34186834
So you actually look forward to doing things? Huh, guess I am missing something
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>>34186838
It must be sodomised. Buffett rituals must be performed.
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>>34186838
>What do men find more exciting a butt or a butthole?
It is a tier list.

Like this - Bubble Butt reigns supreme - Then a bleached butthole - The flapjack ass goes here - lastly is an all-natural booty hole.

Though if we are being honest here. A man loves it all. As long as it is attached to the one he loves.

Cause my ex had a flapjack ass but I loved it all the same, when I was with her.
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>>34186839
Yeah, but if you don't know what to do, just be stoic.
The damage that comes from being stoic at the wrong time is WAY smaller than being sentimental at the wrong time.
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>>34186838
Fat tits
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>>34186842
https://voca.ro/14k444ereHED
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>>34186821
>In this hypothetical, yes.
Alright, wish you all the best with it.
I'm sure it will have it's own ups and downs compared to a "normal" relationship.

>>34186838
Nta
A cute tight butt is really nice. Same goes for a big one. I don't think buttholes by themselves are exciting, though I am not opposed to trying giving anal.
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>>34186837
M
No clue what you’re talking about but I’m gonna guess the twins are hot and fucking twins is on my bucket list
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>>34186838
M here
Anyone who prefers ass over tits is retarded, has shit taste and should not be taken seriously.
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>>34186850
sexy ai
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>>34186847
Buggery time. Tickles and bum fun!
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>>34186847
I'm not going to chemically alter my butthole.
>>34186851
Thank you. It definitely is difficult to consider all the nuances that could come with the atypical nature of the relationship, but I'm confident we can address them as they appear.
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>>34186838
This is like asking if a sunset or a shooting star is more beautiful. Both are a treat for the eyes
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>>34186850
https://voca.ro/1dzUZanmqFnI
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>>34186850
ANONS DONT CLICK THIS ITS A VIRUS LINK IT OPENED A WINDOW IN MY COMPUTER THAT CLOSED INSTANTLY
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>>34186855
I miss when vocas weren't so easy to write off as AI. Now someone could probably just make a copy of my voice with all the ones I've posted.
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>>34186850
femboy voice
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>>34186863
Ooo, that sounds like a fun weekend project
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>>34186857
>I'm not going to chemically alter my butthole.
Then don't, just get that nice bubble butt. I don't understand what is so hard about it. Just steal one from some whore that isn't using it.
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>>34186838
Butt, buttholes feel better on the tongue or finger than cock.
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>>34186854
You screamed and wailed as they held you down and punished you in the bum hole with their cocks!
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>>34186863
Hasn't somebody done that like a few months ago and posted it here?
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>>34186850
God why I couldn't be the guy in JH's throuple? Fuck
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>>34186861
Fuck you.
>>34186867
My butt is too big to be a bubble, but I think it's very nice anyways.
>>34186866
Do it, pussy. I've reposted plenty of old ones, too.
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Women if your boyfriend beat you so hard that you woke up on the floor with blood all over your face would you get turned on
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You are too involved in Y2K nostalgia, aren't you?

The '90s was the Golden Age of America. It's it the '90s.
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>>34186870
I think someone did it with one voca as the source and it was at least noticably fake.
>>34186875
That's not the response I expected.
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>>34186880
Depends, how fucked up am I sexually when I wake up?
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>>34186883
who gives a damn about muh golden age?
can you go back there?
NO
can you try to recreate it?
NO.
accept the present. you can try and make a difference, but you can't make it just like the past.
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>>34186879
>My butt is too big to be a bubble, but I think it's very nice anyways.
I'll be the judge of that. I'll just need a 360-degree scan of the ass sent over to me to analyze. I promise this is needed greatly for "research purposes".
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>>34186850
You're a brown woman (or an asian woman who grew up around hispanics)
>>34186861
You're a fat white man
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>>34186889
As if I could afford the hardware to properly capture all this ass.
>>34186892
Yes I'm brown, but what specifically makes you think that besides context clues?
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>>34186888
I worry that bad men are coming for you. And that they will forcibly masturbate you. Not good!
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You caught me in a very chinese time of my life.
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Is it racist to call people an idiot squad, for destroying school’s property?
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>>34186900
I am not a Chineeese!
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>>34186898
Nta but you kinda sounded like aoc
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>>34186900
AND A KONNITSCHI WA TO YOU TOO GOOD SIR
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>>34186905
If they're black yes, racism just means calling out non whites for their behavior now.
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>>34186898
Your accent/intonation
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>>34186900
You were eating dogs?
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Why do novels turn gay and then expose their bare feet? Why do they cover their toes in men's poo poo?
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>>34186908
Not the worst insult I've ever heard.
>>34186918
I get called white-sounding all the time, though.
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I love how you can spot Entj's posts even when he goes name off because of how pathetic he is
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>>34186898
>As if I could afford the hardware to properly capture all this ass.
This is why I've been working on starting up a non-profit that will provide women the hardware to capture their dump trucks. This issue affects so many women around the globe. Maybe you could be our first test.
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>>34186919
You're eating the dogs! You're eating the cats!

I'm eating pussy.
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Fucking Femanons! So tomorrow is Friday night, and if it is your turn on the Chad calendar to get all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked to the point that your assholes and snizzes are red and angry and sore, and your lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than you are comfortable with, what do you do for your Batman prep time? Do you start prepping today or does it all have to be done tomorrow?
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>>34186922
>I get called white-sounding all the time, though.
By people darker than you, probably
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>>34186922
>I get called white-sounding all the time, though.
Don't you worry mulatto, you are going to be fine. Just work on that accent and you'll pull a white boi in no time.
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>>34186922
Definitely not white
You sound like every Latina character on every TV show ever
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>>34186915
What if you don’t know? What if you litterally call out "the perpetrators" without knowing what they look like?
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>>34186879
>Fuck you.
You wish.
>>34186892
Muscular and brown, actually.
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>>34186924
Pay for my healthcare first. Need to keep this butt in peak health.
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>>34186927
Didn't consider that.
>>34186931
That wasn't even me trying to put on the accent, though.
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What mental illnesses do the atoga people have?
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>>34186251
This shit is sad to watch.
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Getting depressed again
I'm too embarrassed to ever make a real profile on a dating app
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Why do American guys always talk about 'bases' in dating like it's cricket? Is it because you treat relationships like a sport where you score points, or just can't handle straightforward romance?
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>>34186940
If you're a man, don't. Dating apps are a total scam
>>34186942
>cricket
Holy fucking jeet alarm
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>>34186939
I felt bad for her until I saw the iPad. Fuck those parents.
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>>34186938
anxiety kek but it is real
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>>34186201
I think a long day of running around sounds nice for some reason and then maybe ending on a movie or something quiet like a sandbox or noncompetitive game.
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>>34186938
ODD, hypersexuality, maybe some very light autism concerning sensory stuff.
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>>34186287
Is that supposed to be Shoe?
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>>34186935
I'm sorry are you trying to bankrupt me before we even get started?

>butt in peak health.
Time to get you in the gym. I'm thinking of squats and hip thrusters all night long.
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>>34186937
Not talking about the accent, just the intonation
Like you're a mixture of the latina cops on Brooklyn 99
Wouldn't say either has a foreign accent
You are afro looking than latina looking, right?
I keep forgetting whenever I hear your voice because you don’t sound like the other afrolatinos I've met
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>>34186215
Monokini.
I need to find another one because I lost the one I had.
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>>34186938
We got all neurotics, BPDs, narcissists, avoidants, genuine schizophrenics, OCDs, autism obviously.
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>>34186944
How am I supposed to meet foids though?
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>>34186951
I go to the gym three times a week already specifically to keep my butt in shape and to try to lose my belly pouch that won't go away no matter what.
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>>34186938
PTSD (Potential To Stack Dough)
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>>34186251
Damn, I'd adopt her as a supplemental lesbian mom.
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>>34186949
m or f?
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>>34186952
Correct. I think it's because I spent way more of my formative life around whites and Mexicans than I did with any other races.
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>>34186253
I'M IN THIS SCREENSHOT! HI!
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>>34186960
F. It shouldn't matter, though. It's all bad brain stuff.
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>>34186957
>butt in shape and to try to lose my belly pouch
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but if you want to keep the fat ass you have to keep the belly. It's a package deal. Otherwise, you got to sacrifice the butt.
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>>34186965
That's just the fat and balding guy samefagging with himself. He's insane.
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>>34186528
Is findom more than just spending money on a girl? It sounds like it is.
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>>34186938
Cotard syndrome
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>>34186972
Kotor syndrom
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>>34186967
>F. It shouldn't matter, though. It's all bad brain stuff.
I'm curious if dating dynamics with ODD piss you off since women are usually expected to take a passive role?
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>>34186942
It's a sex metaphor. The "home run" It has nothing to do with relationships. It's like a middle school thing that some people still use because it's less embarrassing and more polite to say "3rd base" than "I fingered her".
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>>34186969
I'm literally incapable of losing more weight regardless. Even with fasting multiple times a week, I still haven't dipped much below 120 pounds, which I was at even when I was chugging soda daily a few years ago.
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>>34186972
From abuse and neglect?
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>>34186976
I get pissed off a lot in general, doesn't mean I take it out on the people I love or otherwise let it negatively impact my life. I don't even agree with the diagnosis, honestly.
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>>34186678
What's worse, a short guy who likes tall women and wants them to dominate him or a short guy who likes tall women, but wants to dominate them?
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>>34186972
Does your insight come and go?
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Jh does your gf watch when you're getting railed by the communal bf or do you kiss or what?
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>>34186956
Let me put it to you this way. Dating is an arms race and if you use a dating app it's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Anything is better than that. Unironically start talking to women irl because no one is doing that anymore.
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>>34186938
I'm pretty sure I'm schizoid although the one mental health professional i talked to said it was unlikely
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Who else up crying in the shower?
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>>34186983
The scenario in which I have to dom, regardless of height.
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>>34186980
Alright well if you are truly out of ideas then I think I might know just the trick to fix it.
It involves a sauna and just the two of us for the next few hours. I'm sure we can get a few pounds off you.
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>>34186980
NTA. Carb cycling?
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>>34186987
>Unironically start talking to women irl because no one is doing that anymore.
I have no interaction with single people irl
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>>34186985
We mix it up. She does like to just watch sometimes, but she's definitely more actively involved than that in general.
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>>34186990
>Who else up crying
Just in my room, I showered earlier.
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>>34186992
I wonder if a personal trainer has ever successfully tricked a woman into sex like that.
>>34186994
What does that entail? I'm not knowledgeable when it comes to fitness, I just google what to do.
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Can we please stop shaming cucks? It's an alternative lifestyle, you don't have to agree with it, but you shouldn't insult us.
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>>34186995
Then you can start tomorrow lil bro
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>>34186980
How fucking tall are you that 120 is fat? God I hate how tiny women are.
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>>34187002
Where?
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>>34186940
I made a fake one/images of landscape like picrel and managed to get a date, if youre willing to show yourself after a bit of talk it can work
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>>34186674
For some reason they love it. I guess it does frame the cock nicely.
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>>34187000
>What does that entail? I'm not knowledgeable when it comes to fitness, I just google what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIuBsXsJ8VY
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>>34187001
Thought you weirdos get off to being humiliated and mocked?
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JH, was this you the other night? Confirm or deny please.
>Guys, if your girlfriend made a small dick joke about your boyfriend in front of his friends, how do I make that right? He doesn't have a small dick at all, it's a good size. Really. But he was kind of boasting and really going a bit far, so I had to cut him down a peg and I know I overcompensated. And they were all ragging on him for 10-15 minutes after that even though I was trying to set the record straight and say it was just a joke, it wasn't true. I know he's still pissed at me, not really sure what to do next.
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>>34186714
One of the biggest tragedies of the declining white population in the US is the decline in infrastructure and maintenance. Non-whites are incapable of performing the necessary investments and repairs.
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>>34187005
I'm 5'2". It's right on the line to be generally overweight.
>>34187009
The thumbnail alone looks like a scam trying to sell me something. You're sure this is trustworthy and informative?
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>>34187010
Consentually by our hotwives, yes, but not total social ostracization.
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>>34187000
>I wonder if a personal trainer has ever successfully tricked a woman into sex like that.
I think if a woman claimed she was "tricked" by that line then we truly are living in a porn world. Cause that woman probably also got stuck in the washing machine that morning and had to get her step-bro's help.
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>>34187006
holy fuck zoomers are cooked. Start being able to hold conversations with anyone when you're outside, on a walk, at the store or whatever. Don't start with girls if you're nervous. You can 100% do that
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>>34187001
No you deserve it
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>>34187013
I'd never make a small dick joke in any context, I've learned how sensitive you guys are about that. Some of you get depressed even when I say your dicks are a good size.
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>>34186977
Isn't the point of a metaphor to simplify something complex and make it easier to explain?
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>>34187019
>holy fuck zoomers are cooked.
If you think they are fucked then Gen Alpha has no chance. It is going to get a lot worse.
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>>34187018
True. I guess it's more of an excuse to have sex than actual manipulation.
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>>34187016
>The thumbnail alone looks like a scam trying to sell me something. You're sure this is trustworthy and informative?
I got starting with exercise via his channel. I think Korrasami did too. I don't know if he even sells anything.
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>>34187019
I don't see people in general, faggot
In the store everyone keeps to themselves
When I walk around my neighborhood, you pray not to see anyone
Once I got attacked by a fucking German Shepard some trailer trash let out and animal control killed it
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>>34187022
You seem much more...sane than I was led to believe by the regulars that post here.
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>>34187025
You're not wrong.
>>34187022
I don't mind if you call it medium sized
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>>34187026
Yeah some people just hate being direct about what they want. So you gotta act like everything is a joke until they end up in bed with you. It works sometimes and it gives you an easy out if they call you out on it.
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>>34187029
Did you shit your pants again after that?
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>>34187016
Ten seconds on google.
>A height of 5'2" and weight of 120 lbs generally falls within a healthy range, with a BMI around 22, but individual health depends on factors like muscle mass, bone structure, and overall body composition, so consulting a healthcare provider for personalized advice is best, though it suggests a moderate or fit physique.
You're anorexic, but as a short woman I don't care if you live or die. You're probably nonwhite too.
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>>34186810
alternate between both
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Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
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>>34187036
>You're probably nonwhite too
JH has already confirmed that multiple times this thread, dumbass
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Why do American men tip extravagantly on dates, but then you skimp on emotional investment in the date and in the girl that is out with you?
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>>34186251
Interesting handle
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>>34187024
Not really no
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>>34187022
Do you really like 5 inch dicks the most or is that just a lie?
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>>34186938
Mental retardation
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>>34187028
Oh shit, really? That's actually a decent endorsement then.
>>34187030
It's almost like I'm a human being and not the retarded cock gremlin I get memed as.
>>34187031
Most dicks are medium sized by definition.
>>34187033
I have been trying really, really hard to strip the coyness, hyperbole, and jokes from my genuine sexual communication. It just muddies intent, consent, and feedback, according to my therapist. But it's just so INSANELY embarrassing to just up and ask for dick sometimes.
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>>34186450
I'm not chad, but I've had 2 girls like me at the same time more than once, and I did not have fun with that.

(Im not with any of them btw, again, not chad)
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>>34187038
Unfortunately.
Let me just preemptively say "no".
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>>34187049
No to what?
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>>34187001
I'll stop shaming you when you stop shaming me.
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>>34187036
My overall body composition is my fat butt. So the weight isn't exactly all muscle.
>>34187045
If you want an exact measurement of something, my favorite dildo is around 5.5" long and 5" in girth. Real rick has way more nuance to what makes it most satisfying compared to a toy, but I think a dick around there would be the ideal for the kind of sex I like.
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>>34187047
>strip the coyness, hyperbole, and jokes from my genuine sexual communication
Stop you are going to make me cry.

>muddies intent, consent, and feedback
That's like half the point. We are scared of rejection, so we need to give ourselves an out.

>INSANELY embarrassing to just up and ask for dick sometimes.

Don't worry it is actually really cute when girls do that. They usually get all flustered and stuff. That turns something on in men.
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>>34187001
No you degenerate weirdo. Seek help and be normal.
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>>34187050
How am I supposed to know? It's your question.
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>>34186192
>be me
>move to larger cosmopolitan city because of university
>ffw 4 years
>get a girlfriend
>mulatto/braz/little black hottie/I've called girls like her niggers before and I'm ashamed of it
>everything is going well, sex is good, her personality is wonderful
BUT

Shw wants to have kids. I also want to have kids but I don't want to look like a cuck when I have to eventually go out alone with kids who are much darker than me cuz I'm extremely pale. I don't want to someone to take a picture of the with them at 711 and make me look like a stepdad

Fuck my life
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>>34187056
So you're not single and lonely?
That's good to hear.
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Inevitable human error.
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>>34187053
>Real rick
Damn what does Rick have that the rest of us don't?
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>>34187053
>Real rick
lol
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>>34187047
I'm team fucking JH all the way! JH is learning and growing her powers to be able to use as a force for good.
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Oh God fucking damn it I was talking to JH again.
Give me something new.
Women BESIDES JH give me a new question
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>>34187060
Dumb or teasing? I can't tell.
I answered two questions. You just hadn't asked the second one yet. I can be pretty sure my answer is no though.
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>>34187065
Kek, I also hate when that happens.
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>>34187065
Hi. What is up, dawg?
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>>34186800
>>tfw just want to snuggle and shower a cute sweet lady in kisses but you need to violently fuck her like a guy from her favorite dark romantasy novel for the first month or she'll get the ick
M
I'm a virgin, but I think most want gentle and affectionate until the last few minutes, then they want to get plowed into the mattress for the last 4-5 minutes of piv.

It probably feels better for them because they become progressively wetter/more stretched the longer you're thrusting.

Plus, a lot of them have a sort of fantasy where the guy starts out mostly composed, but she/the sex is so hot he can no longer hold back.
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>>34187067
Oh. Nah, sometimes I feel like asking it, sometimes I don't.

It's cool.
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>>34187065
How long can you eat pussy before you get tired out? Real talk, don't fucking bullshit us.
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>>34187065
>>34187068
NTA. I've been holding back on asking my question for almost an hour because I know she'll answer, lol.
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Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend/husband sometimes randomly said "cool boobs" when he passed by you in the house
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women, is 7 inches (slightly longer when I'm really really aroused) considered small?
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>>34187058
Don't be fucking weird and just knock her up man
Once those babies are walking around, the embarrassment of this scenario you describe won't be your biggest concern
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>>34187062
>>34187063
Listen. I'm busy cooking. Let me make ONE error.
>>34187064
It's about time, right?
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>>34187054
>cute
She hates being called that you know
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>>34187076
yes
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>>34187078
JH not being cute challenge: impossible.
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>>34187065
>>34187068
>>34187074
Ouch.
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>>34187075
Not any weirder than me vocal stimming "woah jason nice cock" at him occasionally
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>>34187065
Ok since I am guessing you are American, what is this talking stage thing? We start dating direct, is it because you afraid to commit early or just playing games like children?
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>>34187058
Lmao
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>>34187072
NTA, but only like 5 minutes before my tongue gets tired and sore. How to fix this?
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>>34187083
I love JH
But she's usually already answered the question I've asked

Although honestly it's better her than fucking Korraposter
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>>34187078
>I'm busy cooking
My B, what are we having for dinner tonight?
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>>34186938
i have a cuck fetish im desperately trying to kick and i feel mentally ill about it.
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>>34187075
i'd laugh lol
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>>34187069
Just chillin.
>>34187072
Longest I went was maybe 10 minutes straight, I have never tested my limits though.
>>34187085
I wouldn't really know everyone "dates" differently. I could try and google it but within like the third date with a girl we were official so I couldn't really tell you.
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>>34187055
There is nothing wrong with the cuckolding lifestyle
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>>34187047
>But it's just so INSANELY embarrassing to just up and ask for dick sometimes.
It's also insanely hot and refreshing.
My ex would just say some variant of "can we fuck?" "Wanna fuck"? "Are we fucking tonight"?
And my mid ass felt like a complete stud every time.
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>>34187075
NO THEY'RE HOT
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>>34187087
Damn, that's honestly kind of weak sauce. 5 minutes? I can't get there in that amount of time no matter how good it is.
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>>34187076
No.
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>>34187096
what if I grab them with my cold hands?
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>>34187001
do you have a hotwife?
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>>34187088
Don't you start.
>>34187089
Shitty chicken strip wraps because I'm too sore from shoveling to stand at the stovetop for hours for my ungrateful dad. But at least it tastes good.
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Women, if you' make a move before fucking a guy and grab his balls, and you realize it's small or even micro, do you have sudden regret?
What if it started growing bigger to average or above; would you have stayed your hand long enough to see if it would even happen?
What if it was hard the entire time so you didn't know, but while cuddling after sex, you notice it shrink significantly; what would your thoughts be?
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Femanons, did you know that Heaven is a place on earth?
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>>34187097
Do you eat pussy? It's pretty tiring.
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>>34187097
I've gotten girls there in less. Just use my fingers and focus on the clit
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>>34186991
I know most women dislike being dominant in the bedroom in general.
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>>34187084
My girlfriend grabs my cock almost every time she walks by me in the house. At this point I've just learned to accept it.
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>>34187096
...you might have issues

you're still cool though
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>>34187088
Korra doesn't hate jizz at least
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>>34187100
E
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>>34187102
>Shitty chicken strip wraps because I'm too sore
You haven't found a moid to enslave and make you food yet? I'm so sorry.
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>>34187047
>>34187095
Really weird how many heterosexual relationship problems come from
>man: I'd do it if she asked
>women: I'd rather die than suffer from the indignity of having to ask
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>>34187101
No, I've never even dated anyone before.
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>>34187107
Every girl?
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>>34187111
I'm not jizzing on either, so why is that my problem?
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Girls, would you be receptive to going out with someone if you were a student and they were full time (recent graduate) in an office environment?

There's a cute girl who recently joined and we have a lot in common, she grew up in my neighborhood and similar hobbies, vibes are good when we talk and she's pretty oprn with me. I'm 24 while she's 21.

Kinda hesitant cause A) she has to go back to uni for a couple semesters and B) she's a co-worker (albeit temporary) and don't wanna make it awkward for her being new in that environment. Would love to know how you guys would feel (as a woman)
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>>34187072
Pro tip, if you keep making good noise, or are rubbing his cock at the same time, it makes a guy go significantly longer
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>>34187104
M
I saw that webm on /gif/
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>>34187110
I was gonna say it in a "No, this is patrick" tone.
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>>34187113
I haven't invaded his home yet. Someday soon.
>>34187114
If I was completely honest with how much I wanted sex, the overenthusiasm would be offputting.
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I'm a guy with somewhat feminine hobbies.

I'm not really ashamed of them, but I am aware it's pretty girly. I don't want to hit on any of the girls I do my hobbies with, but is there a way to market myself to a wider audience of women that wouldn't be turned off by it?
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Women would you let your man rest his head on your belly or is that gay
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>>34187114
Am dude, sorta agree with the sentiment of the pic. If I gotta ask a gf
>can you suck my dick please
it's not as erotic. I'd be down to eat her out daily though so it may be a biased opinion
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>>34187117
Because she'll freak out if your question contains anything even tangentially related to that. And sometimes it's enough to derail the thread.
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>>34187124
Performative male, don't do it.
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>>34187123
>I haven't invaded his home yet. Someday soon.
Good luck and make sure to spread your stuff out as much as possible. Make the main suite bathroom sink yours. Any time he asks where all the closet space went. You tell him that he needs to stop thinking and start putting up those shelves for books.
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>>34187128
Honestly it's better than Korra's dykebragging
JH is at least playful
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>>34187123
>the overenthusiasm would be offputting.
Trolling is beneath you cause we all know that isn't true.
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>>34187126
What if you tell her, "Suck that dick, bitch!"
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>>34187126
Sure it's hotter if she does it without asking
But you don't think it's an indignity though
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>>34187125
That sounds nice.
>>34187128
>>34187131
This tangent is retarded. Stop it.
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>>34187129
do i just never bring it up then?
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>>34187131
I don't really get how a guy could get annoyed by girl-on-girl. But to each his own.
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>>34187139
That's also being performative.
you just mention them WITHOUT this "it's feminine" shit.
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>>34187114
I saw a guy having this same braindead sentiment in one of these threads a short while ago so I can't pretend this is a foid thing only
It is so fucking stupid though
just get a fucking grip
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>>34187133
You guys really sugarcoat my problem. Like with the veneer of anonymity you guys think all my hangups and issues are cute or hot. But seriously, I'm in sex therapy for a reason. It's THAT bad.
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>>34187040
>Why do American men tip extravagantly on dates, but then you skimp on emotional investment in the date and in the girl that is out with you?
Have you dated in another country where this is different?
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Small chested women women if your boyfriend called your boobs "cute" would that be bad, especially if it was during sex. Jh I already know what you'll say so you need not reply.
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>>34187145
You don't know what I'd say, actually.
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>>34187038
>Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
yeah
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>>34187114
>it's not hot if you have to ask for it
you have to ask for it one single time
then he'll do it again without asking
one single time you'll have to deal with it not being quite as hot as you'd like
fucking deal with it oh my god
I hate people like this so much
I do not fucking care how much internalised and unexamined shame you have over sex USE YOUR WORDS
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>>34187147
I think I do and it wouldn't be good.
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>>34187140
The concept of lesbian sex is hot, but she's annoying about it
Plus she's a degenerate
>>34187140
Sorry
I just really don't like her
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>>34187148
I hope that changes for you real soon. :^)
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>>34187114
not me i tell my boyfriend pull them shits down and shut up
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>>34187150
I don't think it'd be bad if it was genuine.
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>>34187103
We know how dicks work. Most are growers.
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>>34187140
Nta, I get the appeal, 2 girls are better than one, but gay shit is just so gross to me I can't look past it.
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>>34187143
>You guys really sugarcoat my problem.
Cause most guys here think they'd love to have your problem.
>are cute or hot
I'm sorry would you like us to call it ugly and disgusting?
>I'm in sex therapy for a reason. It's THAT bad.
Alright I won't make a joke here. I'm sorry to hear that you have such a bad condition. Do you feel like the therapy is helping control the urges at all?
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>>34187160
No.
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>>34187160
No, but I'm not looking for a woman like that in my life. I want someone who is actually ready to settle down and not do some wild shit.
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>>34187160
find what attractive? whores? depends on the looks and the price
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that nibba never added me!
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aight, g'night, my body is saying its bed time.
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>>34187140
Girls should be wanting to go down on me, not each other
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>>34187040
>you skimp on emotional investment in the date and in the girl that is out with you?
Women get the ick if you're too emotionally available early on
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft8AGQtWcB40ti_.jpg
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>conversation goes quiet
>charged eye contact
>"i like your hair today"
kill me
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>>34187167
sweet dreams, your body

oh and you too anon, i guess
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>>34187160
1. Advertising you had a threesome in your first year is definitely meant to be a filter. However, even as a fellow slut it turns me tf off. Why would it entice me? You're talking about your experience with two other people who aren't me.
2. My worst ex is Norwegian and I just had to deal with a thirty year old manflop Norwegian slut crashing out for a month over one girl rejecting him
3. Jail is hot. A night in jail suggests it was just for something boring tho
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Straight women, do you wish you weren't?
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>>34187154
i dont have many options
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Women why do you never answer my questions. Why do you come to the thread and lurk and do nothing.
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>>34187159
I appreciate you actually reading how I'm feeling and responding to it meaningfully.
The therapy hasn't changed my urges at all. I still think about sex and masturbate frequently. The therapy is specifically to help my sex life not be hindered by all that shit. And in that regard, I do think it's helping. I still don't think I can articulate my wants as well as I should yet, but I'm getting there.
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for white men, is it weird if a girl is really into the fact that you're white? im native, i really like the contrast of my skin to white guys but my ex said he hated how pale he was compared to me
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>>34187176
Why do you post such shitty questions
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Girls don't like to give blowjobs, but they will if they have to or when they get dominated in a contest of wills.
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>>34187178
It's not weird because it's pretty common but I'd never date a brown girl
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>>34187178
>im native
Native what?
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>>34187103
That's normal?
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>>34187178
I mean, I'm not against raceplay
That's why I love JH so much
But is that the only reason you're with me?
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>>34187179
It wasn't a shitty question at least I didn't think so, I was legitimately curious and just keep getting aired. If anything you guys only answer my shitty stupid joke questions.
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>>34187170
I'm sorry he said that. If he was a coworker you could possibly bring it up with human resources?
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>>34187182
american
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>>34187178
sexo
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>>34187170
I low key fucking hate the "so are you going to kiss me" bit of a conversation where everything goes quiet and you're just looking at each other and it lasts a bit too long and she laughs that very specific super short laugh they all do
Big props to the girl who stopped absolutely dead in her tracks when she realised what was going on between us and just asked me if I was into her.
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>>34187178
Not automatically. Just don't make me feel replaceable with other white guys.
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>>34187160
Attractive for a pump and dump sure lol
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>>34187178
For me personally it's weird as fuck, yes. Being fetishised was something I thought I wanted until it happened. It still makes my skin crawl a little.
>tee hee yeah I guess all my exes were white
It's not cute and you SHOULD be embarrassed
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>>34187186
I don't even know what question it was that you're mad about me not answering I'm just being a bitch for fun don't take it personally
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>>34187178
ngl kinda love the whole pocahontas aesthetic, cabin homesteading with qt native girl would be stellar, so i wouldn't be weirded out

(also you like what you like, i care way more about what you do with that then the impulse if i'm being honest)
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>>34187160
The key thing here is that she wants a guy who is able to 'accept her crazy'. A good number of women seem to think this way. Odds are that the 2nd and 3rd are the truths. She likes partying at night and hiking or camping of sorts.

Irl, I'd be down to be friends. I don't we'd be good dating partners in that I can't be doing crazy on most nights. But I do like outdoorsy stuff. She'd be a fun friend to party with, but any closer to that life and we wouldn't be compatible.
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>>34187191
Yeah this is the major issue I have with it. Makes you feel like you're just a white penis with a guy attached
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>>34187177
>The therapy hasn't changed my urges at all
I know your therapist has probably mentioned this but have you tried putting that sexual energy into something else? If so has that helped at all?

>help my sex life not be hindered by all that shit
I'm sorry but I don't understand. How would thinking about sex a lot hurt your sex life?

>but I'm getting there.
I'm glad to hear it. I really do hope you get better. But if you ever need help articulating your wants, I'm always here ;)
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>>34187185
no, i dont mean im like a ho for all white dudes, thats just my type. obviously if im dating him, its because i love him for him
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M
this might be a hot take but im so done with pretending I don't want a literal high body count whore to marry. hoes are like the nicest girls ever. i want her to fix me and i can fix her.
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>>34187177
>The therapy is specifically to help my sex life not be hindered by all that shit
How does that work exactly? Is it the talking through it that is helping or is the Therapist like giving you techniques and stuff you can use and take back to your personal life to be able to communicate your needs and wants?
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>>34187178
Im totally okay with it in isolation but the problem is that im very insecure and down on myself, and that would make me think im just a placeholder that you dont really lvoe
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>>34187202
Also M
I've noticed no correlation between body count and attitude or general niceness
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I love women.
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How do I get a black gf as a black man?
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>>34187194
It was this one >>34187145 I'm not even mad just annoyed, why do you have to be so rude
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>>34187125
I could do that.
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>>34187188
Why do you want to be some white man's squaw?
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How the fuck do I have an anxious attachment style when I had a non-traumatic childhood/adult life
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>>34187202
>hoes are like the nicest girls ever.
Can't disagree with this guy
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>>34187210
You asked for specifically small chested women wtf do you want from me?
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>>34187213
for me personally it came from being bullied as a kid. people don't necessarily count it as trauma but it can be
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>>34187211
A guy could rest his whole body on your belly.
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Hello girlies
How do you think you'll take it when your son successfully lifts you up for the first time?
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>>34187215
Man I thought there would be more of them here. Ok just pretend you are one, and tell me what you think
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>>34187178
Are you into raceplay? Do you want him to roleplay as a colonizer?
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>>34187218
I was bullied for a couple years out of the 13 years of schooling I had I guess
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>>34187219
No. Only a small dog or cat could do that.
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>>34187209
Easily? What exactly are you confused about
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>>34187212
i lived in the south all my life and was only around natives and whites. i moved north where there's hella different races and i guess i just like familiarity.
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>>34187223
That can do it tho. The mind works in mysterious ways
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>>34187220
dont even talk about this
i cannot process this emotionally
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>>34187215
NTA.
How would you feel if he occasionally referred to them as "absolute units?"
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>>34187221
Cringe during sex, don't care otherwise
cute is a default compliment.
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>>34187199
Sounds hot
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>>34187114
do people REALLY feel this way?
i mean is it hot if someone really knows you and can tell when you'd ike shit? sure, its like a friend getting you a really great gift, it's fun when people know you and do special things
is it DEGRADING to ask? like get your head out of your ass, i want to explore interesting things and feel good with YOU asshole, and adventures don't come to you, that is in fact the opposite of what they do. fuck i hate people
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>>34187178
Yuck! Ok, I might say "It's aboot hoigh toide," while puffing Virginia gold and call you Pocahontas as a fetish thing once or twice, but I sure as hell won't date you seriously.
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>>34187222
i dont know im not experienced with sex, but maybe i would like to try it. do you mean like with costumes? because that sounds a little fun
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How would you guys react of le orange man dropped dead right now?
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>>34187236
Annoyed because JD Vance is even worse
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>>34187198
He suggested some things, but honestly, being more mindful of when I'm in the mood compulsively just makes it even harder to think about channeling it any way that isn't directly gratifying.
>How would thinking about sex a lot hurt your sex life?
It's not JUST the frequency I think about sex that's the issue. But to answer your question, it can come across as devaluing other sorts of intimacy and togetherness when I want sex or other sexual gratification whenever we're close at all. Also it infects the fuck out of my texting, just as badly as it infects how often I talk about sex on here.
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>>34187236
What's going on? I've seen a lot of tweets about this and now you're asking
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>>34187236
I would think it was about par for the course of the manic series of events under his tenure.
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>>34187239
He is? How so?
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>>34187235
Fucking hell atoga femanons are gonna ruin white women for me
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>>34187243
He's likely the next Republican presidential nominee. That automatically means he's worse than the current Republican president.
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>>34187214
You can't nominate yourself, hoe.
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>>34187236
Oh no Couch Commander
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>>34187243
He's a corporate shill all the way through. Trump will deviate like 5% of the time (TPP).
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>>34187203
We identify specific issues that I've had and formed goals regarding how we should remedy them in the future. We discuss the context of my words, actions, and thought processes before, during, and after identified issues. We reinforce ways to be mindful of issues before they affect my actions or words, and we plan on how I should handle them. And sometimes he just lets me vent at him, which helps him understand where I am in my life outside of all the sex stuff.
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>>34186715
Cute
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>>34187233
>do people REALLY feel this way?
Yes? Have you ever met a woman who thought completely rationally?
Not even blaming them. There's plenty of stuff that we do that's pretty dumb
But women will complain about getting no help and then complain about your unwanted help and you're just gonna have to deal with it
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NEED
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GYeS21T84oU
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>>34187177
fyi if you haven't already, might be worth trying to see a neurologist/neuropsychiatrist/neuroendocrinologist, especially if you have other impulse issues related to risk taking, addiction or gambling or other executive issues, a lot of sexual motivation is tied to dopaminergic systems and dysfunctions there can cause issues like you have (assuming it isn't a trauma-related thing).

like a well known side-effect of drugs that directly just increase global dopamine (which you do for e.g. parkinson's disease) amounts is causing people to like cheat on their long time spouse or gamble family savings and other out of character shit, i would explore it if i were you. women have a different profile of dopamine production and distribution in the brain in men, usually tending towards moar dopamine, so it is worth checking out
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>>34187116
Every girl I've given head, yes.
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Are you kirkenuinely supposed to bow when meeting an Asian person
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>>34187213
it's not just shit related to your caregivers, but it can come from having single events that are easy for children to interpret as traumatic (e.g. like having surgery or having to be left at a hospital or something)
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>>34187257
Yes and you say konichiwa arigato my nigga
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>>34187258
Man kids are fuckin giant pussy bitches aren't they.
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Femanons, do you have a tryst for the weekend?
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>>34187205
>>34187214
In 2026, WE ALL are buying flowers for our local hoe and taking her out to dinner and then lying in bed next to her just talking all night.
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>>34187240
> being more mindful
So, you almost need to create a habit that you do instinctually the moment you start getting those thoughts. Like playing sudoku or some other boring task.

>devaluing other sorts of intimacy
Oh shit I didn't even think about that. Like when you cuddle with someone its not just something that you can keep platonic. That would be hell.

>fuck out of my texting
Yeah, I feel like that one could be played off more. But I definitely understand how that would get annoying.
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>>34187255
I didn't want to mention it here because I think it'll be ammo against me, but he has suggested possibly having me see a psychiatrist or specialist regarding possible medication for a couple things he and I have discussed. I'm very skeptical of the efficacy and accuracy of mental health medication, though. The fact that I've been this way since puberty and haven't ever had any major changes in medication or physical trauma makes me even less confidence that my issues could be conveniently fixed with a pill.
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Where do I find a cute girl who willdo chores in exchange for a room? I dont want anything romantic/sexual, just someone who is easy on the eyes.
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>>34187261
yeah, basically but to be fair kids are kinda supposed to be. me personally, i'll do the surgeries myself on my kids
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>>34187178
I mean white guys are sought after so I don't find that really weird. Most white guys would be fine with it. Me personally, no, I don't date yellow, red, brown, or black.
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>>34187267
There are entire mail order bride services that cater to your demographic.
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>>34187178
>all these replies
man im getting absolutely no play, i must be even uglier than I thought lmao
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>>34187270
I dont want a bride. Just someone to do my chores because i am disabled.
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>>34187264
>So, you almost need to create a habit that you do instinctually the moment you start getting those thoughts
That's the ideal. But for now I'm trying to unlearn the things I already have been doing.
>Like when you cuddle with someone its not just something that you can keep platonic
Exactly. I love deeply, but I understand that my feelings may be misunderstood or underappreciated when I alwa want to escalate.
>I feel like that one could be played off more
Exactly, thank God it's more or less appreciated here compared to anywhere else I could vent my weird shit.
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>>34187267
Hire a maid
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>blue board
>ass eating ad
Fucking hell
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>>34187266
NTA but maybe seeing another psychiatrist or therapist would help you see a different perspective on the issue. Like even if you don't want the meds just talking about it might help.
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>>34187275
That's more expensive then just letting someone occupy a spare room
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>>34187273
Alright then go off onto the streets of LA and find any one of the many homeless girls. I'm sure one of them will come back with you.
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>>34187273
>because i am disabled
Actually disabled or some bullshit like ADHD?
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>>34187262
No
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>>34187266
it's tough because the skepticism isn't unearned, but simultaneously you would be probably horrified if you understood just how much we do understand about the brain and its circuitry, a lot of this information is still percolating into realized medical care because we only REALLY got the tech to be precise about it three or four decades ago. the fact that it started at puberty makes me almost certain there is some kind of hormonal or circuitry related issue going on, which is why i recommended specifically a neuroendocrinologist, who will be particularly good at figuring that shit out with you

i'm not a doctor, just a self-medicating enthusiast, but really i think you could make your life a whole lot better if you went down that route
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>>34187278
If it's covered, I'd consider it. But my health insurance is fucked right now. I have to pay a ton for any specialist, even in network.
>>34187277
Ikr? It makes posting ITT at work even riskier.
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>>34187263
I fucking wish
I've started getting with more sluts recently but I still attract virgins somehow
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Gyatt damn
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>>34187284
What kind of person knows about 4chan and posts here on the reg but still gets adverts?
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>>34187283
But would I even be me anymore if I were to take medication that altered how I think and feel? Is that too existential and too obvious of a deflection to hide my fear of medication?
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Women want to have something different for dinner every night, I just cook enough for four days and eat leftovers. This is why it'll never work out between us.
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>>34187274
Well good luck and God speed anon. I hope to get an update that you are with a man that loves you for you and understands your weird quirks. Though one last curious question. If you were cuddling platonically and you started to try and escalate. Would you want the guy to stop you? Or should he just let it happen and talk to you about it later?
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>>34187287
Whenever I post on mobile and my app isn't working
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>>34187280
I dont want to get robbed
>>34187281
I'm physically disabled. I can take care of myself but I can't easily take care of the house.
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>>34187289
I don't like leftovers
Not because I'm a woman I think it's the autism
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>>34187290
>Would you want the guy to stop you?
If he were uncomfortable or otherwise didn't want to engage with me in that way, definitely. I don't want my bf to think he can't say no to me. But honestly, I do love sex, it's not a mental burden and I never regret it if everything goes well.
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>>34187292
>I'm physically disabled.
Morbidly obese?
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JH do you like more afro based raceplay or latina?
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>>34187249
You are really stupid if you think Vance is a corporate shill. Holy shit. He's more populist than Trump who is much more populist than the Republican establishment. Pro tariff, pro raising minimum wage, pro anti-trust, pro-union, etc.
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>>34187285
What attracts virgins?
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>>34187285
>I still attract
how and in what scenarios do you attract women?
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>>34187291
You can get Firefox on your phone, anon, and you can put ublock origin on your Firefox on your phone.
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>>34187284
>But my health insurance is fucked right now.
So that is why you were asking for my charity to pay for your ass. It all makes sense. Well, I'm not a specialist and I'm not licensed. But I'm sure we could work something out.
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>>34186199
>what hooked you first to your boyfriend?
He's really funny. He's easy to talk to and interesting, and I felt really comfortable and happy whenever we talked.

>Why are you staying with him?
He's my favorite person in the whole world. I love him deeply, I'm very attracted to him he is truly my best friend. There's nobody else I get along with as easily. Plus we signed a contract about it.

>Have you cheated on him and what was that for?
No, I've never cheated.
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Post gender and how much of a loser you are. I'll start: F, I spent almost 9 hours browsing 4chan today
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>>34187298
>>34187299
I've asked this question many times both to my friends and to the virgins themselves and it's because I give them a very safe place to explore being sexual at their own pace without pressure. Not to fellate myself too much
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>>34187295
No. If you saw me you'd think I'm just a gymrat, but my spine is fucked up. Bulging disc pinching a nerve causing sciatica. I'm still in physical therapy but it likely won't be getting any better.
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>>34187296
I've never done actual raceplay, but some American slavery-adjacent stuff is interesting in smut.
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>>34187304
M
I spent almost as much time on porn.
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>>34187294
So realistically you are looking for a guy who is either super confident in himself or just has the same sex drive as you. Preferably both by the sounds of it. So what time did you want me to pick you up ;)?
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Women, do you like men who read? Read what?
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>>34187309
>on porn
You win
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>>34187305
ok but how do you even get to a place where they can explore being sexual? where do you meet women?
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>>34187289
I don't mind leftovers, I just like cooking personally. I will eat leftovers or meals I prepped and froze beforehand when I get home from work really late.

>>34187180
>Girls don't like to give blowjobs
Have you tried washing your dick?

>>34187174
No, I like men.
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If you still get carded in your 30s does it mean you're not masculine enough?
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looks like im starting my life over. why cant women use their words.
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>>34187307
Nta
>likely won't be getting any better
can't do surgery?
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>>34187305
So you come across as experienced, but patient?
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>>34187288
i mean, therapy is obviously changing your brain, right? because it's getting you to act different to control your behavior. do you still feel like you?

the irony is that, as you've been seeing any successful results, you feel MORE like you because you aren't at odds with your body. am i wrong?

i understand your perspective, i had it all throughout my late teens and 20s, and i regret it terribly, wasted a lot of time that i didn't have inventing solutions that were elineffective and easily side-stepped by meds. and now i am the opposite, don't even bother with doctors if i can help it, just study what i need to understand a problem, find chemical, tweak it. like fixing a machine. don't think about this too much cuz you'll realize your sense of Self and identity are fake and that's not fun when you aren't prepared :P
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>>34187304
M
Im 29 and live my parents, at least I have a car and a job
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>>34187318
I'm too young for surgery
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>>34187321
>Im 29 and live my parents
That's pretty normal these days, good on you for having a job and a car
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>>34187308
Would you find it hot if you did some plantation roleplay while your gf dressed as the owner's wife and watched you?
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>>34187262
>Femanons, do you have a tryst for the weekend?
She's out on holiday :(
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>>34187314
Everywhere. In university it was societies, class, friends of friends, parties. Post-uni I've met less (as you'd expect, there's less virgins as you get older) but it was a book club meetup where I didn't actually read any books and travelling and probably some other stuff I've forgotten idk
Basically you just always keep your mind open
>>34187319
Yeah I think that's it.
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>>34187304
M
I'm a broke 30 year old living with my parents and I've been making porn on grok
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>>34187322
Tf? My sister just had to have it done last year and she's 30. Seems dumb if they can't fix it with physical therapy to just leave it until you're "old enough".
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>>34187304
M
I'm self employed and I own 3 cars(combined value of ~100k) and a house. I have no friends and am probably going to kill myself eventually.
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Why are homeless people given such excessive sympathy
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>>34187118
I dated a man who had a job while I was in college. It was no big deal to me, the only thing is that since he had a stable income and I didn't if he wanted to do anything fancier than grabbing a beer he had to pay for it because I was pretty broke.

Given you're working together temporarily and it's one of her first experiences, I'd wait until she's close to finishing her internship before you make any move. Keep building rapport, maybe lightly flirting. Unless she gives you very clear signs of interests, wait.

>>34187312
I do. I'm not picky about what he reads, as long as he reads some fiction.

>>34187304
F. I'd say very moderate amounts of loser. I just don't like going out much.
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>>34187328
Im 24. According to a few doctors, if I get the surgery now, I will have to continue getting surgeries in the future as my spine is still developing and the strain will just be moving somewhere else in my spine.
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>>34187304
f, i went from zero hours to 320 hours in VRchat in less than a month
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>>34187287
I use brave and it used to block the ads but stopped and I don't know why
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>>34187331
People are sympathetic on the internet but hostile and snobby about it irl
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>>34187333
Fiction is boring though
I like reading about events
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>>34187327
Loser
>>34187330
Potential to not be a loser
>>34187333
Not a loser
>>34187335
Not a loser
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>>34186716
now sex?
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>>34187316
It means they're doing it to everyone, so they don't get fired or fined
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>>34187304
lets see, really the only thing i have going for me is a pretty bitchin self-employment gig testing and training state of the art chatbots, that's kinda fun, been competent enough at it to get access to high level work in the field. i also have basically avoided all normal society structures on my way there, so i feel proud of that too. making more money a year than all my fellow high school class that then went into college, AND with zero debt? kinda fun :P too bad i'm an isolated schizo but, you know, can't win em all
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>>34187287
>>34187300
Posting seacats in 2026 is more embarrassing than playing gacha
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>>34187342
Not a loser, being a schizo was out of your hands
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Women, have (You) ever creamed on a dick?
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>>34187304
F
Pretty fucking loser. I do nothing but work, sleep, or mope while watching anime and browsing 4chan.
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>>34187342
What would you do if I was inside your house naked
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>>34187312
I wanna listen to him yap about this weather, or about mesopotamians, or aliens, or whatever he likes. That was good yesterday.
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Why are /r9k/fags so jealous of women? Do they want to be women?
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>>34187348
Virgin?
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>>34187347
ive never been on a dick
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>>34187348
Based, youre literally me except a foid
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>>34187327
>I've been making porn on grok
Why? Just jack off to regular porn. I would never jack off to AI porn, it's too sterile.
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>>34187352
No. Go away.
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>>34187344
>seacats
nta
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H85VTG7iwyE
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>>34187304
M
I spent the afternoon in the office in between lectures reading textbooks and playing music with noise cancelling headphones while everyone else was eating lunch and hanging out.
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>>34187351
M
There's a reason the incel-to-tranny pipeline is so prominent
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>>34187075
Very amused.

>>34187338
I really dislike men like you, could not date.
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>>34187346
i actually enjoy my quiet time, but thank you
>>34187349
probably nothing, a long-standing fear of intimacy has kept me basically a virgin, if you weren't disruptive i might even let you hang around
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>>34187339
how in gods name is nolifing vrchat for a month not loser behavior
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>>34187333
>as long as he reads some fiction.
I only read fiction, non-fiction is too tedious. What am I going to do with a bunch of facts that might not even be true? Everything in fiction is true.
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>>34187338
>Fiction is boring
Way to tell me you're boring without having to say it.
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>>34187353
Damn, me neither.
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>>34187355
Because I can create any woman I want
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>>34187351
Being a young guy sucks these days. Women legitimately have it better right now.
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>>34187363
she's so mad, again
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>>34187333
I dont read fiction only philosophical and political texts.
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>>34187358
You're a winner
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>>34187353
why not
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>>34187335
Is your avatar cute?
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>>34187363
Because she is a woman socializing with her friends
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>>34187370
>political
Yuck! At least read something with literary and historical value like Thycidides.
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>>34187357
Umi
Neko
Sea
Cats
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>>34187362
I'd just stare at you with my schlong hangin out. I might get cookin and eat your food if I get hungry tho
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>>34187365
You're boring

>>34187361
Last time I tried reading fiction I tried reading Dune
Kept trying, just couldn't get into it
Meanwhile got a book on Chernobyl to read while I was stuck doing jury duty
Fucking loved it
idk what you want or why you're judgy about other's tastes
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>>34187367
There's basically every kind of woman already making porn and they don't have that weird uncanny quality that AI has.
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>>34187367
>nosering
Abhorrent taste. At least you made her Indian though, instead if a culturally appropriating white girl
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Women, what makes you hungry for cock?
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>>34187367
good, now make her pregnant
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>>34187382
I can't. She's a picture.
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>>34187375
Mein kampf has historical value.
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>>34187373
yea. its very very hard to find ones that are high quality but arent actually porn. but i did.
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>>34187376
yes i know, i just wanted an excuse to share that song
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>>34187378
Nta
Was it because it's slow. It should have been right up your alley if philosophy and politics are your interests.
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>>34187384
good, now generate her pregnant.
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>>34187386
Nice. Would awkwardly say hi to.
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If you can't read fiction you probably just don't have an imagination.
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>>34187304
M
27
NEET
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>>34187377
well now that's gonna piss me off because i grocery shop weekly and buy ingredients for whatever meals i plan, its my one excuse to leave the house. that kind of behavior will get you skinned and turned into a set of 42 socks (yeah i calculated it dipshit)
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>>34187395
Me and who
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>>34187304
26M
never held hands or kissed a girl
spent an hour looking for jobs, an hour of mediocre studying and drawing, then did nothing
i already have back pain
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>>34187395
>>34187397
It's us gangbanging femanon
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>>34187397
Femanon at the anual atoga meetup
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>>34187370
Yeah, yeah, you guys are autistic little shits. I know.

>>34187378
I gave my opinion because someone asked lol

You can like whatever you want, I'm not going to come burn your books. I just personally would not date a guy who can't enjoy fiction.
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>>34187396
What am I supposed to do starve. Being at attention 24/7 is calorically expensive
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do men like scavenger hunts?
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>>34187375
>Thucydides
Thats what I meant by political, I read him and Machiavelli and Rousseau and others
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>>34187399
>>34187400
great minds think alike
>>34187370
nta i used to be this way but then i started listening to audiobooks of web novels and its fucking dope
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>>34187403
Never done one
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>>34187403
In theory I think I would lvoe a scavenger hunt because I love thrifting but I have yet to actually do one
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>>34187402
be somewhere else! i didn't invite you! if you want food you gotta work for it, and i'm not a fuck-or-be-fucked by guys kind of guy and i got some CRAZY ideas that you probably wouldn't survive, least you can do is just buy your own damn food
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>>34187408
do you think you would like following clues to a little prize
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>>34187411
Is the prize sex?
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>>34187404
You've read Discourses on Livy?
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>>34187403
Yeah they can be a lot of fun. I use to love doing geo-caching with my ex.
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>>34187285
Dude how old are you wtf?
I dont believe girls are even virgins past age 14 these days. If she says shes a virgin (lying) its so coal. Extra coal if shes like a conservative or tradgirl. nothing more coal than that.

If a girl is an actual virgin and its because she's a freak loser, thats fine but idk. I kind of get why women don't want to date virgins either. You kind of just want to have fun and vibe and virgins are still insecure. i mean thats the main reason they are virgins.
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>>34187403
only if it's easter and the hunt ends with my seaman's brew finding your eggs, then sure
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>>34187411
I'm kind of retarded so I think I'd get frustrated
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>>34187403
well yeah
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>>34187382
Was curious given the recent restrictions

>>34187380
Actually it's not my normal stuff
Most of my creations are usually black women in white cotton underwear
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I recently realized that my personality was shaped by Ye Olde English Gentleman of yore whom first colonized my home region centuries ago. I think this is cool as hell, but it also makes me feel kinda like a faker. What do (You) think, girls?
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>>34187417
(sorry, this post was vile)
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>>34187422
Yes we know you're Indian
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>>34187414
Nope, Im reading Plato and thats gonna take a while, then I move to Aristotle, I will finish Xenophon concurrently.
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>>34187422
i kind of get what you mean, i read a lot of 18th/19th century shit when i was a teen (and also well aware how much better it was from literally anything modern) and it definitely impacts how i write, especially professionally but gives me a unique voice i suppose
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>>34187324
No comment.
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>>34187304
M

30yo, 25% bodyfat, job is stable but pleb tier ($45,000/yr), have $60,000 in savings, own a decent used car, own shitty 800 sq. ft. house, only hobbies are vidya and fishing, only social activity is cards with the boys Saturday nights, never had a girlfriend. You tell me.
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>>34187427
>"yEaH dUdE i ReAd MaChIaVeLlI"
>only read The Prince
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>>34187389
Well one, most of the intrigue was probably ruined because I started after watching the movie
But I also thought the politics was dumb
Frank Herbert loves to say that Paul Atreides is literally Hitler times a thousand, but everyone in that book is also literally Hitler so Idk what the think
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>>34187420
thanks bud
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>>34187339
>Potential to not be a loser
How to not be a loser?
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>>34187431
You got me, I want to read more of him but only after I finish the main greeks
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>>34187426
Cornwallis smacked around the Indians. He is remembered here for embarrassingly getting himself isolated and surrounded. Have a smoke and contemplate freedom.
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>>34187433
I can't really speak to the politics being dumb because I don't think I've gotten to the meat of it yet, only just started the second book.
>Everyone in that book is also literally Hitler
What a boring take. The Baron is clearly roman emperor coded lol.
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>>34187439
Make friends with someone! Hard to feel like a loser when you have a buddy
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Serial daters are worse people than regular sluts. At least sluts still give sex to men, but serial daters lead men on and have the audacity to feel superior to sluts after going through 50 men on dates (most of these men still touch and kiss them).
>but at least my body count is only 5 ;_;
Yeah, but you still ruined your pair-bonding ability like the slut who fucked 10 men.
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>>34187448
>Hard to feel like a loser when you have a buddy
That's just two losers.
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>>34187450
>At least sluts still give sex to men
Chad only, least we forget.
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>>34187344
me on the left
you on the right
>>34187416
I am 27
I have no idea what the fuck you mean by coal. I assume this is gigazoomer speak probably taken from AAVE as per usual
Most virgins I've met were just virgin because they hadn't deliberately sought out sex.
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>>34186222
>Are there no men who wouldn't tolerate no premarital sex?
Basically, yeah. Even just a standard like "I don't fuck men I'm not in a serious relationship with" cut my dating pool by 80%.
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>>34187448
I genuinely don't know how. I've had a couple dozen gfs but never just a friend.
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>>34187451
Negative times a negative is a positive
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women what do your boobs smell like?
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>>34187457
Oh, gfs mog friends.
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>>34187444
My point was, even if Paul Atreides was Hitler, every ruling faction in those books sucks and they're all oppressive and idk what his point is supposed to be
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>>34187456
Based femanon
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>>34187456
Do you want premarital sex?
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>>34187455
>Most virgins I've met were just virgin because they hadn't deliberately sought out sex.
how old are the girls youre dating

coal and gem is 4chan lingo
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>>34187460
I dont know how to get a gf now that I've sworn off dating apps
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>>34187459
right now, sweet foam espresso
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Why did Halo fall off so hard after 2?
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>>34187465
Its sharty lingo
You're the equivalent of plebbit tards trying to co-opt words like "based"
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>>34186222
i would tolerate it, mostly because i am a bit weird w/sex and inexperienced so i wouldn't mind the chance to work up to it, but otoh i did like my last relationship (really my only truly sexual one) where we could kinda explore and play and have fun so idk. wouldn't do a proposal so soon though, and as far as i am concerned i am more interested in waiting in spirit til marriage rather than literally
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>>34187461
>every ruling faction sucks and they're all oppressive
I think that may be the point right there lol

Idk from my perspective it seems like you're taking your entertainment too seriously like you think something should have intellectual value or it's bad.
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Never be the man on the right.
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>>34187465
>how old are the girls youre dating
Who said anything about dating
They've ranged in age from 18 to 27. I've met virgins continuously since I started dating at 19. It's like they're mosquitos and they love my blood.
>>34187470
eugh
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>>34187311
Idk what I need, I just know what I want at this point.
>>34187320
If there was a proven imbalance or something, I'd medicate it. But psychiatry isn't always that simple.
>>34187347
Yeh, getting dehydrated and riding for a long time turns it sort of frothy.
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>>34187468
With little hints of vanilla?
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>>34187468
did you accidentally spilled some on you?
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>>34187475
Lolfat
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>>34187475
why not
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>>34187467
why'd you swear off dating apps
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>>34187459
Detergent and patchouli.
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>>34187481
Looks pregnant to me
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>>34187475
Lol, that poor cuck.
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>>34187477
>I just know what I want at this point.
Oh, please do tell.
>But psychiatry isn't always that simple.
Never is, that's why I stick to talk therapy.
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>>34187475
I don't really want to be either one 2bh
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>>34187463
Yeah, I mostly did not want to have casual sex. I've met very few men who shared my feelings and were okay with waiting a few months, so I can imagine it's much harsher if you have far stricter standards.
I met just one guy who was okay with no premarital sex - not that he was waiting until marriage himself, he was just okay with waiting until marriage if the girl wanted. Never met a guy who was actively waiting until marriage, even if I've always spent time around religious/conservative people.
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>>34187468
>>34187486
SNIFFFFF
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>>34187429
Lol not a denial
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>>34187489
>Oh, please do tell
A guy who loves me and wants to put a baby in me.
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>>34187482
Because she doesn't respect or love the man on the right, she's with him because he's a back up option for financial and social stability.
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>>34187469
What are you talking about? Reach was peak
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>>34187479
salted caramel
>>34187480
yes but i was cold so i wasn't complaining
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>>34187475
Depressing.
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>>34187476
idk man im 26 and i really dont date under 23. i like older women. i need millennial gfs.
I find most genz girls to be kind of that conservative/trad, "i wanna be a trophy wife" and submissive.

I want my girl to kind of hate me. I wanna argue and then have sex against the wall. like what am i gonna do with some 18-21 year old? thats like a child doing homework at college. I am not dating someone who is still doing homework bro
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>>34187475
Dan Bilzerian has no children, he's a genetic failure.
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>>34187477
"imbalance" isn't quite how brain problems actually work, its more like distorted circuits or weird receptor sensitivities or epigenetic issues, you don't really quite get "proof" of specific problems because everyone's brain is unique and really detailed (or, rather, if you are at the point where you have such significant distortions that they show up on scans, you're having FAR more problems than sexual obsession), we just know the general architecture of the brain, circuit dependencies, and what neurotransmitters/etc they use, and you use drugs that target specific systems in the ways that you want, and then finetune it until your life is better
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>>34186222
I am a man who is waiting until marriage but I am a southern Baptist so I'm not super representative of the population
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>>34187496
What are you basing this on? Besides, the meme seems to be implying I should be like the guy on the left, and if anything it's also implying she was with the millionaire just for financial and social reasons.
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>>34187493
I've learned to never admit to anything anymore.
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>>34187494
What do you bring to the table? I mean other than all the sex lol.
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Women
Ive become very delusional. My endgame in life now is to wait for an imminent nuclear war or revolution, somehow escape America before it happens with all my precious belongings, and get somehow to an isolated island and, in my mind, live like a king.
Would you still date me?
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>>34187475
>be the man who has casual sex
>don't be the man who has a loving wife and children
Ah, men.
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>>34187496
Nta
How do you figure?
If I spent my 20s using randoms just because they were hot or had money and then settled down with someone I'd be sure to pick someone I actually liked.
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I keep banging my injured finger against stuff, it really smarts.
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>>34187468
>>34187498
Lick
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>>34187498
>salted caramel
Damn thats hot. Almost better than the vanilla. Do you do anything special to get the smell?
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>>34187502
If there's a magical pill that makes me stop thinking about cock at work, I'll take it. Otherwise, the intricacies of medication are too intimidating.
>>34187506
Not much, honestly. I'm loyal and I'm very good at all aspects of keeping a home running.
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>>34186222
I hear a weird song about a girl complaining about "Paul from the bar" is a better choice for her than a boy from her church because at least Paul will tell her what she wants
Really fucking weird
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>>34187028
>I think Korrasami did too.
I did. This was back in the day when building muscle was treated as an insider secret and they wanted you to buy their plans and subscribe to Flex or Muscular Development. I went from under 100 lbs to about 130 in under a year. Most of it was muscle too.

>>34187047
>Oh shit, really? That's actually a decent endorsement then.
If you ever feel like someone is trying to sell you something, at the least trust him. Some of his stuff is outdated, but it's mostly tried and true. Meanwhile a lot of science-based lifters tend to overcomplicate things for experienced lifters that want to maximize their genetic potential. He's not science-based, however. He's just based.

>>34187088
>Although honestly it's better her than fucking Korraposter
You will never turn two Blatinas against each other. Sisters from different misters.
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>>34187475
I really want to be the man on the right, just not with a girl like that
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>>34187510
I thought you cut two of them

I got my middle finger tip real good with a serrated blade a few years ago. If I press down in just the wrong spot on the side on my finger while grabbing something heavy it gives me a little zap of pain. Nerves are weird.
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>>34187508
Men deserve better.
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>>34187507
if i can wear minimal clothes and eat steak daily yes, i yearn to live like my ancestors
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>>34187518
Found it
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTbmUpljFt8/
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>>34187519
You did not gain 30 pounds of muscle in 1 year retard
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>>34187521
>I thought you cut two of them
Yeah but I cut one of them worse and it hurts more.
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>>34187498
I knew a girl who kept ket in her bra and when I sucked on her nipples it tasted of ket
Not really related to anything, just wanted to share
>>34187500
You curate the people you meet. If you're always meeting "I want to be a trophy wife" girls then it's because you're curating some kind of environment which means you meet that kind of girl. I never meet that kind of woman.
I've been with a lot of masters and doctoral students so I'm not swearing off the homework hoes
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>>34187509
By the time you're in settle down mode as a woman you don't get to pick and choose anymore. That's what women don't seem to fucking understand until it's too late and then they settle for the betabuxxer. You're aren't 20s hot anymore and now you have mileage as well, so you settle for the cuck who is perfectly okay with that mileage and then resent until divorce.
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>>34187517
>I'm very good at all aspects of keeping a home running.
Now don't you go selling yourself short. I seem to remember you were cooking earlier. Also keeping a house running takes a lot of work. So, I'd think you'd make a great wife. I also assume you'd want to be a SAHM then?
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>>34187522
I hope you do not find a woman who loves you and gives you children, if you believe it's that bad.
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>>34187430
Not a loser at all, you have a lot to be grateful for.
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>>34187519
You, and by osmosis the character you always post, are actually sort of inspo to a degree when it comes to fitness. Is that weird? Obviously I know I could never look like a cartoon character, especially a tall one, but still.
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>>34187524
>eat steak daily yes, i yearn to live like my ancestors
Bro has no idea how his ancestors lived.
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>>34187530
nta but this is just cope from sexless men in their 20s who are hoping it'll get better in their 30s
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>>34187508
>>don't be the man who has a loving wife and children
A slut isn't going to be a loving wife. She will start to resent the husband for being a non-Chad until she cheats and ruins the whole family.
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>>34187531
I wish I could work, but I'm struggling to find something I enjoy full-time as is. With a kid on my mind, I think I'd definitely be okay with staying home.
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>>34187525
She got her ego bruised by being turned down by a decent guy LMFAO. And posted her butthurt on the Internet with face in it. This is funny. What an absolute loser.
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>>34187504
She wasn't "with him", she was his cumdumpster for probably a week lol.
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>>34187484
Because all of my past relationships were off dating apps, and only one of them became long term. The rest were just using me for dick.
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>>34187540
You know nothing about her as a person or them as a couple. They seem happy.
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>>34187530
>you don't get to pick and choose anymore
nag, that's bullshit and you know it. Women always get to pick and choose to some degree. They're always 5-10 guys orbiting her.
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>>34187530
buddy... the only person out of options in their 30s is gonna be you. women are sleeping around well into their 50s
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Goddammit she's back
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>>34187533
I hope you find a man who is transparently settling for you.
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>>34187538
im a woman and native american, yeah i know how we lived, pretty sure everyone does. its in all our textbooks in the usa
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>>34187543
>she was his cumdumpster for probably a week lol.
For financial and social reasons, I assume.
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>>34187530
>By the time you're in settle down mode as a woman you don't get to pick and choose anymore
Sounds like a cope anon. You keep telling yourself that if it helps.
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>>34187524
Yes but that also means you must help the men and other women like you keep the island running well and also you must teach me how to do hard work and also you must not sleep with other men
I will make you the steaks, I will bring a George Foreman grill and a generator
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Why dont young women want to settle down and have babies anymore? What's so exciting about traveling and partying?
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>>34187541
> be okay with staying home.
Just make sure you have some good hobbies or a side business. Also finding some other moms you can go take the kid to the park with. It can get quite lonely in that house. I wouldn't want you to feel couped up.

>I'm struggling to find something I enjoy full-time as is
Feel the same way but holding down a job and a house is hopefully a way to attract more stable woman in my life lol.
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>>34187528
thats nice, about the ket tits. i keep my shroom chocolate there sometimes. id love to meet her
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>>34187549
Who nigga
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>>34187517
that's not really quite how it works, either. the brain is kind of like a river, brain activity flows, and as it flows it carves out earth, and future flows go down the carved path and fixing the brain is like putting up dams or diverting the flows, and waiting for new paths to carve. this is, in fact, what therapy is doing, it is just doing it with behavorial changes rather than with drugs. the nuances of whether you do therapy or drugs depends on what condition you have, and usually the most effective remedies do both. this is obviously a simplification...however, the process is largely the same. but you can't behavior your way out of everything because some issues don't change much with feedback but happen before it becomes any kind of conscious experience. not tryna be obstinate or pedantic btw ^^'
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>>34187548
Women sleeping around is irrelevant, retard. That's like bragging about beating the tutorial of a video game. We're taking about getting commitment from a good man, and good men don't marry used up cat lady whores.
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>>34187546
>They seem happy
Nta but how would you know this, you're doing the very thing you accuse him of
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>>34187545
>The rest were just using me for dick.
kek
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>>34187530
Looks like set them off with this one.
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>>34187551
So it's in the textbooks that Columbus brought cows over

Or are you talking about eating deer and bears
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>>34187551
Native Americans didn't have cows nor steaks
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>>34187554
The only ones coping are young women who think they will totally be different lmao
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>>34187559
She's quite something. I hope I get my jacket back from her. Women
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>>34187571
Yes they did, retard. Buffalos and they got the best meat and left the rest to rot
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>>34187569
World that like a proper English speaker please
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>>34187557
Travelling and partying is fun. Nobody has the money to settle down and have babies young anyway. At 18 my grandma was living with her 20 year old husband in a house they owned and by 23 she was done having kids. I didn't date a guy who had enough money to rent an apartment until well into my 20s.
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>>34187557
Who the fuck has the money for kids. Or good enough mental health not to fuck them up. And how could I ever force sentience on them when shit is the way it is.
I don't have the money for partying or traveling either.
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>>34187570
buffalo
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>>34187574
That's not a steak that's a buffalo and entirely incomparable, have you ever even eaten fucking buffalo
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Feels good to be a man, where marrying and impregnating a 18 year old woman will always be an option until the day I die. God I love biology.
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>>34187570
>>34187571
Bison aside, your ancestors don't stop being your ancestors just because they were born after Columbus
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>>34187561
I'll consider it if I can more comfortably afford it. For now, I'll just keep venting at my therapist and hope it keeps helping.
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>>34187574
>left the rest to rot
They dried it to preserve it.
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>>34187547
>They're always 5-10 guys orbiting her.
None that she likes.
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>>34187579
You know you're gonna have to eat a lot more parts than just the steaks right? What about all the other cuts?

I know a guy who's dad just randomly gives him bear meat sometimes.
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>>34187567
No? We're looking at a photo of a couple smiling next to each other, he's saying "she hates him and resents him and wants to divorce him", I'm saying "they seem happy".
It's not the same thing.
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>>34187568
Im serious. They just got bored of me after about a month of fucking.
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>>34187583
I assumed she was thinking further back than that based on the "minimal clothing" comment
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>>34187577
>>34187578
Ok but I have owned a house and been financially stable since I was 21 yet no one showed any interest in settling down.
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>>34187589
You're looking at one photo that was posted for and taking it at face value, do you know how many "happy couple" photos there are of couples who absolutely hate each other or got divorced
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>>34187588
yes i know that... i said i was native. do you know that our whole thing was using all of the animal?
>>34187574
this is not true
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Men anons, what are the weirdest things you've ever coomed into? Mine are
>homemade pocket pussy made from pringles can, sponges, and latex glove
>a beer stein (don't ask)
>my mom's panties
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>>34187598
>my mom's panties
Nigga
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>>34187593
yes, when i said steak i just meant meat from animal, i forgot this was 4chan and everything you say is taken literally, that is my fault
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>>34187594
I notice you neglected to comment on your mental health.
And it doesn't make me feel any better because divorce is a possibility, death is a possiblity, me seriously misjudging someone's character is a possibility. If I personally can not support that kid on my own it will not exist.
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>>34187598
And I got called weird ITT for schlicking with a cucumber. You guys are hypocrites.
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>>34187594
Well, my grandpa was also hot, fun and chamring. Are you hot, fun and charming?

>>34187596
I said "they seem happy"; I didn't act like I know exactly how their life is, in the picture they seem happy. We have no reason to think they hate each other from that pic.
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>>34187598
I coomed in a pretty weird girl called Jojo
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>>34187584
sure, pragmatism is always the best remedy to any problem imo, it's just good to know your options so you don't suffer unnecessarily. i hope however you do it, it works out! you don't have to resign yourself to being a prisoner to your body
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>>34187599
Boys will be boys hehe
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>>34187597
Yeah that's why I said that
I'm not trying to be racist I'm literally just ribbing you about your word choice of steaks. Get it, ribs, lol.
>>34187600
It's the squares thing again. Not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles. Not all meat is steaks but all steaks are meat.
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>>34187598
probably the ol microwaved banana peel lmfao
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>>34187601
My mental health is bad because I'm alone. I can mask it well though, and do what needs to be done.
>divorce is a possibility
Not really, I take the "till death do us part" portion very seriously
>death
That's what my life insurance policy is for. And my family would provide financial assistance.
>me seriously misjudging someone's character is a possibility
So you will never get married?
>>34187603
I'd say I'm hot and charming. I don't take the initiative to be "fun" but I go along with stuff as long as it's not too irresponsible.
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>>34187603
Not from the pic no but we have no reason to believe they like each other either. And that's usually how couples like that go, a single picture is an indicator of nothing.
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I like staring at my cock
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>>34187602
that's not weird as long as you had a condom on it... did you eat it after?
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>>34187614
Surprised you can see it
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>>34187519
Was I? I distinctly remember just complaining about you
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>>34187598
Mentally unstable women
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>>34187459
There was a big grain of salt from my pretzel on my areola.
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>>34187617
Well he has to use a magnifying lens. That helps him along with the mirrors he has to reflect off to get a good angle.
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>>34187612
>My mental health is bad because I'm alone
A partner wouldn't fix it. You have to fix it. I get where you're coming from in that having a romantic relationship offers a lot of comfort and support while you work on yourself but ultimately it's on you.
>So you will never get married?
If I don't have children the only person who would suffer due to my shitty decisions would be myself. I have no issue with the idea of getting married.
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>>34187617
I know. It's usually balls deep in your mom.
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>>34187614
Men can have nice lookin penis sometimes.
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>>34187620
Fat bitch
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>>34187607
I just hope that any sort of major change will be a net positive in my life. I honestly can't imagine much else bringing me as much immediate joy as masturbating does.
>>34187616
Yes and yes. I also grow all the produce I use that way, so I know it's not doused in chemicals.
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>>34187620
Hairyola
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Am I like one of only 8 people in the world actually watching Starfleet Academy?
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>>34187613
>that's usually how couples like that go
How do you know what kind of couple they are? The only thing we know about them is that they look happy together in a picture. Why assume they're secretly miserable and resentful towards one another?
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>>34187622
Spoken like someone who hasn't felt completely alone for years at a time.
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>>34187628
Star Trek is bad.
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>>34187629
Because that's how the trend goes vs a single point of data that means nothing (picture)
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>>34187630
NTA but it sounds like you need a friend. Like badly, actually scratch that you need a close friend. Someone who can emotionally support you without the romantic components.
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>>34187625
It was tasty. I had to grope myself to figure out if I had a scent. Didn't really sweat much today.
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>>34187626
>I also grow all the produce
tfw no wife to grow veggies for me to fuck her with and then make a salad for us to eat
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>>34187630
I was completely alone (unless you count my mother) from 2020 to 2025. Your own mind is your own responsibility. Accept it or don't. But if you want women to see you as a good potential father you need to get it together yourself.
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>>34187636
"I don't know why I'm fat I only ate a whole bag of pretzels today"
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>>34187635
Best I can do is call the Suicide Hotline counselors and rant to them about how fucked up and dissociated I feel all the fucking time.
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>>34187638
It's pretty fun and easy. Just don't overwater your cukes or else they'll end up too thick to fit.
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>>34187632
Star Trek is only bad when it gets sexual. Some of The Next Generation's serious episodes about interstellar diplomacy are peak.
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>>34187635
I don't want a friend. Just a wife.
>>34187639
Yes, your mom counts. You weren't alone. Try doing that without any family or friends and then tell me a partner wouldn't fix the depression it causes lmao
>you need to get it together yourself
Again, I'm really good at masking it. No one would be able to tell.
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>>34187641
or and this might come as a surprise. You could just go outside and try out some hobbies. Like for instance, I recently went to a game shop and played a one-shot DnD game. That was really fun and I'm going to hang out with some of them afterwards. I know it is hard. But you can do it.
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Mental issues are literally just a skill issue. Just don't do that shit. Don't feel that way. Life is so easy.
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>>34187642
i dont really have the desire to do it by myself. come help me
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>>34187646
>I don't want a friend. Just a wife.
Good luck with that bro. The last time I tried to wife a girl with no friends she got the ick. You know why? Cause not having friends is a red flag.
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>>34187649
I might be into raceplay, but I won't do gardening for free.
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>>34187633
>how the trend goes
Are you implying that every couple secretly is resentful and wants a divorce? lol
Because you're mentally ill.
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Where do I get a with a barely existent sex drive?
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>>34187653
No, I never said that. We're talking about this couple and couples like this. We're both guessing but my guess is better than your guess.
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>>34187654
If you're a male great, you'll vibe with most women
If you're a woman that's also fine because that's just how most women are and most women do fine
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>>34187652
when did i say it would be for free?
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>>34187646
So then you need someone else in your support system. A friend, a cousin, whatever.
Look, I used to think the way you do. What you're doing is waiting for conditions to be met to start working on yourself. It's defeatism. Frankly I don't like my mother very much as a person and I don't share my mental health shit with her because at best she doesn't get it and at worst she tries to get me committed or tells her work friends shit I wouldn't tell my own friends if I had them. I didn't have to pay rent though so that was nice. You are making excuses not to try. Having a partner doesn't magically fix you or I would have been fixed in my past relationships. But you know what? I was still fucking depressed.
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>>34187656
>We're talking about this couple and couples like this
What do you know about them? You know absolutely nothing about what kind of couple they are. There is no reason for you to state they fall into some specific pattern, or to assume they hate each other.
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>>34187657
>If you're a male great, you'll vibe with most women
Actually, this isn't true. A lot of them get offended if you turn down sex.
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>>34187659
I dont understand why youre assuming I'm just sitting on my ass waiting for my depression to go away. I am working on it, it just doesn't help that I'm doing it alone.
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>>34187660
There's even less reason for you to assume they don't. I literally just said why it's reasonable to assume they do, because that's how couples like that usually end up, are you retarded or a bot?
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>>34187640
*one moderately sized soft pretzel
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“It’s a good life we lead, brother”
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>>34187664
>There's even less reason for you to assume they don't.
I have one picture of them smiling and looking happy next to each other, which is more than what you have.

>how couples like that
Couples like WHAT, anon? Couples that look happy in pictures? Couples with brunette women and blonde men?
What are you basing your opinion off of? What do you know about them and what kind of couple they are?
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>>34187661
True. Women are awful at talking rejection.
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>>34187617
it's pretty big actually :)
>>34187624
I think mine is aesthetically pleasing
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>>34187663
I'm trying to impress upon you the fact that having a partner won't influence it the way you think it will. Having a relationship is great, but it's not like some secret missing ingredient that's suddenly going to fix you. And that women who are looking for someone to marry and have kids with are going to expect you to have fixed it on your own first. They will not wait for you.
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>>34187666
with nacho cheese sauce?
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>>34187669
How about I come to your house piss all over your couch and fuck you on it harder than you've ever been fucked in your life. How's that for a happy couple
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Men, would you watch a lesbian romance show?
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>>34187677
I already watched Pluribus.
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>>34187666
"All my portions are moderately sized, I don't know why I'm so fat!" >>34187677
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Is it just me, or does every pair of same-sex best friends I ever see look like they're super extra gay for each other?
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>>34187526
I didn't say that I did, retard. I said most of it was muscle. Meaning more than half. I was also underfed, so once I started eating right, I started putting on muscle and an actual healthy amount of fat. Kys.

>>34187536
I'm not tall either. My fitness goals are fictional characters too. It's always good to have an unattainable goal.
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>>34187677
Dykes are kinda gross ngl.
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>>34187673
No. Plain. Wish I had thought of mustard.
>>34187674
No
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>>34187677
No.
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I want to be young in the '90s, that's all I ask for. To be in one of those Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar movies from back in the day, you know.
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I'll keep it brief. I live in southwest Virginia. My state has recently been taken over by some very evil people, and the idea that they're going to be stealing money from my paycheck, forcing me to fund my own oppression, is disgusting to me. So disgusting that I think I need to move to another state. The Tennessee border isn't far away. Moving to Tennessee is feasible, but I would have to get a new job, since even if I wanted to commute back and forth, which I don't, I would still have to pay Virginia income taxes, and I'm not going to do that.

So I'd have to find a new job, and I guess I could get one the same way I got my current one, go to an agency that does temp to hire. Can you even find a place to rent before you have a job lined up? I have a good chunk of money in my brokerage account, I'm not worried at all about not being able to pay rent until I have a new job. But I just don't know what it's like to move to a new area. Right now I have an apartment in the same city as my parents and I was already working when I got my current place.
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>>34187675
How about you answer questions instead of posting your rape fanasies online? You weirdo.
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>>34187686
Have you BEEN to Tennessee? Who would want to live there?
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>>34187690
Exactly, I only ever post my consent fantasies online about co-ed mutual gooning sessions.
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>>34187574
This is a pretty dumb comment
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>>34187690
There's no point arguing in good faith with someone who just wants to bait you, you wanna act like a dumbass I'll give you a dumbass response
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>>34187677
I would any romance show 2bh
Even if was just basically porn
I couldn't even get through Game of Thrones specifically because of the porn
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So what happened to ohionon?
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Women is it hot if a guy haphazardly throws cash at his every whim
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>>34187698
>grew up in Tennessee
Oh so you're used to it. I'm white trash but Tennessee was on another level like holy shit.
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>>34187519
Someone needs to write some Korraposter x JH fanfics
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>>34187701
>haphazardly
No
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>>34187677
>Men, would you watch a lesbian romance show?
Maybe?
I liked Arcane and Blue is the warmest color.
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>>34187702
Where I grew up was nice. I really like my city in Virginia now but this state is absolutely cooked, and I'd rather go somewhere I can be around people who are more like me (not pure evil) and have rulers who are significantly less evil and who steal less of my money.
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>>34187698
Oh my God, you're a fucking moron.
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>>34187677
The thing is, guys aren't going to be interested in the story. We just wanna see them act sexual and fuck. Romantic drama is sorta mid to us
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>>34187702
NTA but if you think Tennessee is white trash then you've never been to Alabama or Northern Louisiana. That is true white trash.
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>>34187696
You're the only one who's not arguing in good faith, anon. I've asked you a direct question which you have avoided. You're resorting to being a weird sex pest now.

There is absolutely no reason to believe they resent each other. You keep talking about "this couple and couples like this" despite not knowing this couple or what kind of couple they are. You're making wild assumptions and have no reason to.
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>>34187686
I'll be back up there by saturday.
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>>34187698
>the new attorney general literally fantasizes about slaughtering the children of conservatives.
This is a completely deranged interpretation. Get your head out of your ass.
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>>34187712
Closest I got was Arkansas and Georgia, real culture shock. Alabama sounds terrifying.
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>>34187700
I think he's depressed that his 4tb drive died.
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>>34187715
No, doesn't work for me. Maybe there's a janitor who works for the IRS who is a good guy, but I don't have any respect for someone who is involved in the actual work of what the IRS does. Somebody who wakes up every day and goes to work making life worse for every single person in the country. Federal employees are parasites, and they should've taken the government shutdown as an opportunity to get a real job and maybe redeem their souls.
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femanons do you want to play the outlast trials with me? im so bad at it
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>>34187721
Georgia is weird, like just in general it is.
Never been to Arkansas, I honestly don't even know what happens there. Which is probably for the best lol.
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>>34187723
>I'm selfish and don't want to pay taxes, ever
How about you stick your head in a toilet and eat your own shit?
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>>34187724
Is that a sex thing?
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>>34187717
Ok fine, by couples like this I mean whores who settle down with meek cucks. There does that answer your question
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>>34187727
it's a horror game with some sexual imagery, mostly penises
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>>34187729
Oh so you're a crank. Part the course for 4chan. Moving on.
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>>34187730
Suddenly I like video games. Horror and cock are seriously my favorite things ever.
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>>34187725
>Georgia is weird
I definitely got that impression. Half the people were perfectly normal seeming and half of them looked like they had diabetes, did meth, and their parents were cousins.
>I honestly don't even know what happens there
Lot of 4 wheelers based on my experience lol
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>>34187508
It's more the insinuation that she didn't want to be with him when she was at her most dynamic, spirited, and beautiful.
I've been with my gf since I was 22, and I'm glad to have given my best years to her.
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>>34187733
well then let's play
altho im really bad at it so dont expect much
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>>34187716
Do you think men cared about boxing in Rocky?
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>>34187724
Ye
*downloadin*
How do I play
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>>34187732
Nta but not wanting to pay for the devices your government and nation provided for you is pretty selfish yeah
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>>34187698
Don't mind the flak you're getting. Virginia has been getting worse in pretty much every way as a result of the unending sprawl of the DC area.
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>>34187722
If he didn't have at least like 2 backups he was doing it wrong. Still, my condolences
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>>34187712
Western PA is worse than the South.
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>>34186741
>start thinking about how many other guys she had to do this shit with to get this good
>go soft and come up with an excuse to leave

Fuck, I'm probably autistic enough to do this too.

That being said you shouldn't think about "number of guys" because she could just as easily be good practicing with one guy. In fact, it's more likely for someone to get better at sex with one person than through lots of one-night-stands

Do you want to continue pursuing her or no?
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>>34187737
How is that in any way comparable?
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>>34187738
add me https://s.team/p/jhg-dwkc/mtdqqppg
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>>34186222
I know multiple non-virgin men who are willing to settle for that with virgin women. All of my friends dating non-virgin women are having sex though.
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>>34187732
Who do you think pays for new bridges in the scenario where you keep all of your money?
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For those of you who've accessed the medadata of /atoga/ and /adv/, what did the data reveal?
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>>34187740
I did not ask for those things and I don't want them.

>>34187741
I wish southwest Virginia could just split off and join Tennessee. We're more in line with Tennessee culturally anyway. But I think I'm just going to have to move. Maybe voting with our feet will solve some problems.
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>>34187737
Yes?
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>>34187754
Sorry, we’re full.
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>>34187729
How come chuds can dish it out but they can't take it?
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>>34187734
>Lot of 4 wheelers based
Nice, I bet there were some good bonfires out there as well.

Did those people also take their trucks out riding around in the corn fields?
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>>34187753
>medadata
Does that tell you how much olive oil each of us uses?
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>>34187754
Yet here you are, using the internet, provided to you using infrastructure built by the government, on a device that got in your hands because of the government, sitting in a building created by the government, with water and electricity supplied by the government, that you got to using roads built by the government. Or do you want to live in a cave?
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>>34187745
Is that Amish country?
Cause I thought the Amish were supposed to be cool or something.
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>>34187760
Exactly, these people are shitting their pants that more than one person who isn't a MAGA Cult member won elected office Virginia and it fills my mouth with the sweet taste of schadenfreude.
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>>34187626
it almost certainly will. i am not formally diagnosed with anything, but i suffer bad from something called motivational anhedonia, which is sort of like being depressed minus the emotional aspects. it isn't a condition, but a symptom, like ANYTHING that is literally optional and isn't immediate or simplistic brings no joy or motivation to do even though i know how, i know i want to do it, i know i will enjoy it when i do do it, if it's a trivial amount, and it makes every little thing in the day a grind and it is utterly hellish when you're full of energy. so i studied and whittled my options down to a research chemical stimulant, which doesn't make the future joyful but it DOES take away the grindy feelings and allows me to get engaged enough to enjoy things again, with little side effects.
i am not recommending research chems at all btw, that is peculiar to my situation and psychology (takes a certain arrogant madness to treat your mind as a thing you're willing to pull threads out of :P) but likely any medicine options won't make masturbating less joyful, but it will give you more control to put those thoughts aside when you don't need them, or to have the will power to engage in other joyful things even if you really wanna get off.
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>>34187765
No, Western PA is Pittsburgh and Erie, surrounded by a lot of mountains, woodland, and the historic home of the steel and coal industry. Though it's increasingly becoming home to AI data centers and other such bullshits.
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>>34187752
In an ancap society, there would probably be some combination of toll roads, roads maintained by companies like Amazon or FedEx, local real estate developers and HOAs, business collectives. But really, if all the government did was build roads I probably wouldn't be complaining as much.
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Pumping and dumping sounds stupid
The people who have the most sex are in relationships simply because of proximity
Do you want to sleep with different people more or have more sex but just with one person?
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>>34187760
It would never cross my mind to hope that a liberal's kids die. I don't know what it's like to be that evil.
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>>34187770
If you want steel and coal to come back you have to figure out how to get Americans to work for less money than the Chinese.
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>>34187772
It's the sleeping with different people that's thrilling to them
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>>34187771
An ancap society wouldn't work because there would be no way to institute a currency that would accepted by all the different corporations who fund your weird fucking fantasy
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>>34187765
It's the land of clannish, closed minded, dumb, arrogant drunkards with poor manners.
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>>34187766
Are you happy that they've announced plans to implement new taxes on delivery services and gym memberships?
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>>34187728
How do you know she's a whore and how do you know he's a meek cuck? How do you know she is settling?

>>34187735
I looked them up online.
She dated Dan whatshisname until 2014, and met her husband the year after. He's a professional athlete and they're well off. They've been together for over a decade and have kids together.
It's a weird insinuation to make.
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>>34187771
AnCap is the most realistic (and horrifically dystopian) version of what Anarchism would look like if it were actually implemented in practice. It wouldn't be tribal communes full of queer creative class wokesters like the people who hang out at anarchist co-op bookshops and punk venues imagine, it would be a Mad Max free-for-all of corporate exploitation because a lack of centralized banking or other government-administered mechanisms to break up monopolies.
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>>34187771
That sounds like a terrible system t b h
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>>34187764
I don't need the government for any of those things actually.
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>>34187779
Oh, I see you've met my dad. How was he?
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>>34187780
I fail to see the downside here beyond a mild inconvenience.
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>>34187778
Well that's ridiculous, because businesses voluntarily take Visa or Mastercard. No one forces them too, but people like using those products, it's good for the customer, good for the business owner. People find what works for everyone voluntarily. But I don't even need an ancap society, I just want lower taxes than I have now, and leaders who don't literally fantasize about killing me.
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>>34187770
Yeah now I remember. I have a coworker who was from that region. He hated that place with a passion. Something about his dad losing his Union Steel job. It sounds like a depressing place. Also he hated the Eagles, I assume because they are based there.
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>>34187781
You know what I think we would make a great enemies to lovers story. Women love that shit right
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>>34187475
you say that like being the man on the left is appealing
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>>34187767
Have you ever even been in a majority left-wing community in the past month? People in those communities are incredibly paranoid lately.
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>>34187782
You claim you hate monopolies while you literally support the largest and most powerful monopoly to ever exist, the US government.
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>>34187789
Visa and Mastercard aren't currency
They're just companies that facilitate payment of a centralized currency
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>>34187789
>leaders who don't literally fantasize about killing me.
What's the matter, chuddy? Scared?
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>>34187790
No, he hated The Eagles because they're a rival team from the other side of the state (Philly, which is NOT the Rust Belt). But the main rivalry Steelers fans actually have is with the Ravens.
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>>34187787
>What's the downside of making things more expensive?
Remember when leftists used to pretend they cared about the working people?
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women, should I stimulate my prostate tonight?
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Has anyone built “community” after moving? How did you do it? I keep moving and the lack of connections is really starting to get old.
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Why do people lead people on? Like, don't tell me you will call if you have no intention to??
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>>34187789
>and leaders who don't literally fantasize about killing me.
So I'm supposed to put up with that but when it's directed at you suddenly it's a problem? Pussy.
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I think if I moan and whinge on the vietnamese hiking enthusiast forum about my desperate need to snuggle and smooch a giant titted chubby pale midwest-raised qt3.14 the odds of it occurring will exceed 0 by some tiny amount
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>>34187786
He talked to me for a little bit, but when I tried to open him up with something a little beyond small talk, he just turned away. Or maybe he was that guy who got upset that I knew more about a subject I studied on college and tried to pull one-upsmanship for some reason.
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>>34187799
Actually an old guy probably hates the Browns the most
They were the historical rival, even if the Ravens are technically the Browns team that they hated and not the nu-Browns
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Women why does the nearly empty ketchup bottle sound like my asshole when I'm poopin
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>>34187791
First - no, I'm happily married. Second - I'm not your enemy, I barely give a shit. Third - enemies to lovers is pretty gay.
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>>34187803
Fear. Fear of having to face a reaction or acknowledge they’re letting someone down.
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>>34187796
I was making an example. People would find the one or two best currencies and use an accept them.

>>34187797
Yes, because I watched a man get shot in the neck for having opinions similar to mine, and I watched as every normie liberal in the country celebrated.
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>>34187801
only if you record it
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>>34187809
People in Pittsburgh do shit talk Cleveland a lot, but it usually has nothing to do with sports and everything just to do with the idea that Cleveland is a flat and boring version of Pittsburgh.
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>>34187812
>I'm happily married
Ah ok, so you have a similar dynamic as the couple in question and it makes you upset to have a mirror held up to you. Makes sense.
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>>34187816
Charlie Kirk was made into Jesus Christ. A literal who got shot. Sick people cheered. Now you act like a victim for no reason. Poetry.
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>>34187816
>I watched a man get shot in the neck for having opinions similar to mine
Chuds jack off every time their police state kills someone or ruins their life, you don't get to clutch your pearls about people not being sad that Charlie Kirk got turned into a sprinkler.
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>>34187818
I'm really worried. He's fucking up left and right. The economy is shit and it's his fault. Not entirely his fault, but he's making it worse. He's not crushing the left, but he's making them mad, and when they get in power again they're going to fucking kill us.
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>>34187820
>flat and boring
Delaware in a nutshell
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>>34187820
Fuck the browns and fuck Cleveland. Yinz don’t even got pierogies or primantis.
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>>34187803
>Why do people lead people on?
there's a lot of possible reasons

>They don't actually know what they want
>They need a confidence boost
>No one better is around and they were simply playing the field until someone else did
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>>34187820
I feel like everyone shit talks Cleveland cause honestly what good has ever come from that city?

Actually scratch that what good has come from that entire state?
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>>34187828
Yeah but at least, I can set up my corporation in Delaware to get some amazing tax benefits.
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>>34187829
Primanti's is fucking overrated. Oooh so quirky, french fries in a sandwich! Yawn.
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Swearing off cock forever
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I think people being killed for no reason is fun and thrilling though. No matter what side.
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>>34187835
>Leftist
Guess again. At least you are consistent in being a self made martyr.
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>>34187818
The problem for Democrats is that in 2030 blue states are gonna lose 11 electoral votes which basically means the 32, 36, and 40 elections will be red without some major changes
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>>34187837
Western PA and Ohio both suck. So glad I left Pittsburgh and have never had to live in Ohio.
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>>34187822
I do not have a dynamic similar to the one you described. I never slept around, got together with my husband in my early 20s and been together since. I'm obsessed with him, he's obsessed with me and we're very happy together.

You seem to just assume every couple is sad. Weird cope but okay.
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>>34187803
Indecision
Anxiety
Conflict avoidance
Positive attention feels good
Lots of reasons
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>>34187838
You never even got it tho
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>>34187831
Exactly, No Kings.
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>>34187825
Look at you, trying to be as shocking and offensive as possible in the way you describe the murder of a man for having an opinion you don't agree with.
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>>34187848
And no communists
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>>34187843
I left the ruins south of Pittsburgh and I miss it. Central PA is ass.
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>>34187850
Chuds brought the discourse down to this level.
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>>34187844
If that's true then what the fuck are you doing here lol? People making shit up to win an argument because they're too proud to lose is the saddest thing.
And again I never said every couple is sad, stop making shit up and putting words in my mouth
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>>34187853
Bethel Park/South Hills/etc in Western PA and Greater Harrisburg Area in Central PA are both lame as shit though.
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>>34187855
I'm voting for transforming society into a neverending free love orgy.
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>>34187842
And you know this how? Did you give Nostradamus a blowjob in exchange for that prophecy?
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>>34187861
We need to remind these people that their terrible ideas were vectors of Russian imperialism and were crushed well before the conclusion of the 20th century.
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>>34187857
Philly is mid too. I was in Fayettenam brah. Worked in Pittsburgh. Took the T in every AM. There was a crazy dude who held a trash bag over his head and one time he got his legs bit up by a raccoon. You don’t get that sort of entertainment in central pa.
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I hate myself so much I’m literally screaming and shaking. I can’t even get a haircut bro. I’m so ugly. I’m so fucking upset right now. Need to cut my hair and shave my beard and clips my fingernails and toenails FUUUUCK

HEY WOMEN! Fix me fix me fix me save me fix me please help me save me fix me
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>>34187863
It's what's being currently projected based in population estimates
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>>34187855
>>34187862
We should give every American citizen a fully automatic polymer ar15 and 300 rounds of steel cased ammunition
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>>34187856
>what the fuck are you doing here
Shitposting to keep myself occupied while I try to not throw up. It's not a board for people who are shitty and single lol

>again I never said every couple is sad
You just accuse random couples you know nothing about of settling for each other, but yeah, not a weird cope you have lol
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>>34187868
Get a grip faggot. Pop a perc and be on your way
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>>34187818
nta, Yarvin is a dummy imo, i don't keep up with his activity and think his general thesis about the ills of democracy is correct but he (like maybe literally almost every single political theorist) ignore the plain truth that humans are simply not psychologically equipped to be national creatures.

the Trump cabinet is NOT incompetent. you should look at Susie Wiles', chief of staff, pedigree. Trump's instincts combined with her strategy, media contacts, and capacity to channel specifically his instincts into realizable and coherent policies is something else. Remember how up-and-coming Ron DeSantis was? The successor to Trump, the crowned prince, debating Newsom? notice how he is NEVER talked about anymore? that was entirely Wiles (motivated w/personal vendetta).

their strategy is really, really clear: demolish the deep states' entire architecture in a chaotic frenzie, faster than can be countered while irreversibly disrupting the world order, and by the time the courts settle everything, the dems won't be able to respond in kind even if they do get into power (not gonna happen in all likelihood: we are months away from midterms and the ONLY visible, advertisable success is a muslim communist, good luck selling that on the national front. the modern incarnation of the dems are likely finished as a parth)
far from a Trump dick sucker, but just my $0.02.
>t. enlightened ted kaczynski appreciator
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>>34187874
Best I can do is take some weed edibles.
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2028 I'm voting for whoever's gonna legalize kicking moids balls, electrocuting moids, throwing stones at moids, lobotomizing moids and cutting brake lines in moids cars
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Women is the hand of harsh reality ungloved?
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>>34187877
Most rational female voter
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>>34187878
Yes and its finger is in your anus
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>>34187870
Democrats are 6 years away from a major demographic crisis but no one ever cares until their hair is on fire
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I’m a communist or socialist or whatever. Brooklyn art hoes: please form an orderly line for kissing and sex and touching your boobies.
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>>34187872
There's no way you don't have better things to be doing as a happy married woman, this site is exclusively for the misanthropic and unlovable. No well adjusted person would come here for entertainment.
>random couples
Oh my fucking God bro, it's not a random couple damn, if this is how your comprehension skills are then I'd be surprised if your husband isn't on the verge of killing himself every time he talks to you.
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>>34187748
>steam
Agh. I've ignored my account for too long and have to request help to change my password again. I got it on ps5.
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>>34187881
And it's on its way back here to scoop you up. But not on my watch.
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>>34187475
Actually both men are bad for the opposite reasons lol
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>>34187769
It's mostly that we have a bunch of old drivers that still want to go 45 on the highway. And occasionally someone is dumb enough to cause an accident that closes every lane except one. (Believe me, I have seen at least 5 last month.)
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>>34187882
Only matters if you assume political tendencies are genetic.
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I’m going bald. I need to seek women with daddy issues now. Where find?
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Women if you could take one group of people doesn't matter what they are, and load them onto a container ship and dump them in the ocean, who would it be.
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>>34187475
>Andreea Cristina Bolbea, a lifestyle blogger, model, and internet personality that has amassed over 900,000 followers on Instagram
Ew
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>>34187882
I'd be interested to know if anyone's looked into how much influence the political ideology of someone's parents has an effect on their own views as an adult.
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>>34187896
moids
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>>34187895
Drink less soda my man
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>>34187896
Hello oceangate 2.
Can you dig it?
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State gender
Are bikinis immodest?
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>>34187900
All of them?
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>>34187906
Yes
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>>34187817
I moan and whimper when I masturbate I don't know if you want to hear that
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>>34187894
I assume that conservative parents are more likely to produce conservative children than liberal parents
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So anyway, is it possible to rent an apartment in a new state before you have a job, or do you need to have a job lined up before you have a place to live, or what?
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>>34187905
M
Sure it's basically like underwear at this point
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>>34187911
Usually formal and upstanding places renting apartments require a background check and to know you make enough money to afford the apartment.
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>>34187901
I don’t drink any soda you fucking poo poo head.
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>>34187911
I mean from what I remember, you definitely need a job to show that you can pay for an apartment. So yeah you'd probably want a job lined up.
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>>34187871
And have an orgy based society? Holy wow, count me in!
>>34187877
If you need a gangbang that bad, we can orgynize something for you
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>>34187914
>>34187916
How does it work? I have to find a job and they ask when I can start, and I say "Well first I have to find a place to live that's near you"?
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>>34187918
Just say you need two weeks. You should be able to find a place in that time.
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>>34187885
>There's no way you don't have better things to be doing as a happy married woman
I don't have many things to do in the middle of the night. What do you think I should be up to?

>it's not a random couple damn
It literally is. You know nothing about them. The story you made up about them isn't even true - the woman apparently is a former model who dated (as in, was in a relatiosnhip with) Dan Bilzerian for a year in 2014ish, met her husband (who is a professional athlete and also a millionaire) in 2015ish and they've been together since. They're a normal couple, with kids.
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>>34187896
Do you remember that kind of shit episode of black mirror with the robot bees that started killing everyone who made a tweet that said some girl who graffitied a national monument or something like that deserved to die?
I'd do something like that. The group is "people who have genuinely wished death upon others" with a caveat that wishing it on someone who murdered someone close to you doesn't count.
>>34187905
There are too many styles of bikini to give a simple answer to this.
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>>34187908
What are you gonna do without moids
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>>34187899
Studies show that parents' affiliation is the strongest indicator in their children's political identification
It's not automatic but the idea that most children rebel is false
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>>34187918
Yeah I mean you don't normally say that. Usually if you are already working a job you let them know that you need some time before leaving your current job. Usually two weeks. Which should be enough time to find a place, take an initial walk through, and sign a lease.
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>>34187924
>There are too many styles of bikini to give a simple answer to this.
What style is distasteful to you?
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>>34187927
masturbate probably
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>>34187910
False. Environment is more determinative of political beliefs.
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>>34187931
With girls or by yourself. It's more fun with moids you know
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we are all one consciousness
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>>34187918
I think you can have them shake hands.
>look for job and at apartments
>let them both know you want to move to the area
>see who bites
Or if you just get a gig job like me, you can practically pick up and go anywhere.
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>>34187935
I know but I'm willing to make a sacrifice
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>>34187930
>distasteful
Well hold on now immodest and distasteful are two different things which question do you want me to answer?
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>>34187905
M
Yes
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>>34187943
Both please
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>>34187931
To what?
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>>34187932
Then growing up in a red state will produce more conservative children then, won't it?
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>>34187905
M
yeah
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>>34187922
>I don't have many things to do in the middle of the night.
"I have nothing to do, how about I lobotomize myself for fun" do you see how dumb that sounds
What do you think I should be up to?
Like I said literally anything else, read a book or some shit, do you not have hobbies
>Whore golddigger goes from dating a rich playboy to a rich beta
Yeah exactly, proving my point
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>>34187940
What will you gain
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>>34187938
more like facets of structured sensation imo
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>>34187905
M, yes. I think one pieces or whatever they are called are sexier anyways. Pic related.
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>>34187932
>Environment
Like a conservative household?
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>>34187955
this guy gets it!
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>>34187928
>strongest indicator
See that's interesting to me because for myself I feel like it was "who was in power and fucking up when I gained enough consciousness to be aware and form an opinion". My parents beliefs pretty much didn't matter, they also didn't agree on everything though maybe that makes a difference.
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>>34187922
>model and millionaire athlete
>normal couple

lol
lmao
dare I say zozzle
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>>34187938
>>34187954
Both wrong.
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I'm not an incel
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>>34187952
>lobotomize myself
You overestimate how much impact posts on this site have on me.

>do you not have hobbies
Yeah but don't want to get out of bed, can't turn on the light because my husband is asleep, can't watch moving things on screens because it makes me throw up. Listening to a youtube video and shitposting.

>proving my point
The "beta" is a rich professional athlete? lmao

>>34187959
I mean, relatively lol this was sold to me as a "she settled for a meek guy" when she literally married a better looking dude who is also rich and less of a whore?
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Girls

Do you actually like "dad bod"? Seems like a meme to make men feel better about themselves
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>>34187959
>millionaire athlete
He played in the German 3rd division lol
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>>34187943
Consider the difference between a sports bra and lingerie. Functionality vs sexuality.

As far as distasteful goes that's a time and place thing. I don't think those thong suits or triangle bikinis are a good idea if you're planning on doing anything other than laying on a towel for practicality reasons. An 8 year old at the beach doesn't need to be traumatized by accidentally seeing some grown woman's butthole.
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Girls, what are your thoughts on this erotic paint? Is it tasteful?
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>>34187968
They mean something like this
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>>34187976
Imagine how smelly their dingalings and hoohahs must have been back then
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>>34187976
I'm concerned about how that tabletop is connected to the base and whether or not the guy is going to break it more than anything else in there.
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>>34187974
I see thongs at water parks and that seems a bit tasteless in my opinion.
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Has a woman done a retelling of the myth of the garden of Eden in which Eve is actually a hero liberating humanity or something?
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Girls, what would you think if a guy spent a lot of money on a really good TV and he was really excited about it and wanted to show you its features?
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>>34187968
Yes. Dad bod is healthy.
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Total mombod supremacy
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>>34187984
myth of prometheus is closest, but life got substantially worse objectively for all people because of what Eve did, so it is hard to spin her as a hero, she was misguided at best
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>>34187976
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>>34187871
>polymer
Why not an aluminum alloy like 7085?
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>>34187893
>we have a bunch of old drivers that still want to go 45 on the highway
The world would be a much, much better place if all of the old people died. I wish Covid had wiped out a lot more of them.

>>34187896
>Women if you could take one group of people doesn't matter what they are, and load them onto a container ship and dump them in the ocean, who would it be.
Old people. They've lived long enough and have only made the world a worse place.

>>34187905
>Are bikinis immodest?
F
No, but be mindful of who you wear them around. Don't wear a fucking g-string around kids.

>>34187968
>Do you actually like "dad bod"?
I prefer a bit leaner, but most women do like men with a healthy blend of muscle and fat. Around 20% body fat.

>>34187976
>Girls, what are your thoughts on this erotic paint? Is it tasteful?
I don't think it's distasteful, but it's certainly crude. Especially considering how long it takes to paint, so they had to be locked in on that blowie for quite a while. Plenty of time to reevaluate what you're doing.

>>34187985
>Girls, what would you think if a guy spent a lot of money on a really good TV and he was really excited about it and wanted to show you its features?
Does that include the government using the microphone to spy on me?
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>>34187984
Not Eve but Lillith, Adam's first wife
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>>34187966
>You overestimate how much impact posts on this site have on me.
It's a symptom of a larger issue
>husband is asleep
And you don't think the light blasting from your phone is disturbing him give the man some respect and a proper rest
>Listening to a youtube video and shitposting.
As I said go read a book or something
>The "beta" is a rich professional athlete? lmao
Yeah for settling with a blown out bogged out 3/10 fatass hoe instead of getting and actual wife. Guy looks gay by the way
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>>34187993
Cheaper in every way
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>>34187976
I cant believe they were giving out blowjobs back in the 1800s
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>>34187981
That's just impractical imo. Unless the thinking is that they're going to try and use their bare asscheeks as brake pads

I'm in support of the whole "nudity isn't inherently sexual" argument but in a society that has collectively agreed that genitals shouldn't be on display in public wearing a thong bikini is a sexual attention thing a lot of the time, and that's not appropriate around kids. Adults only pool at the resort? Fucking go for it.
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>>34187966
i have no idea what mind of autistic meltdown this other anon has, but i sincerely hope you keep rattling him and giggle about it with your husband tomorrow
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>>34187985
Men are obsessed with big tvs, big trucks, and big dicks. It's interesting if nothing else.
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>>34187999
They were doing it as long as humans had mouths dicks and brains
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>>34187994
>20% body fat
>Healthy
LMAO
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>>34187905
F
No
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>>34188002
Worm
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>>34188002
Dawg I'm giggling too, you're taking this too seriously
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>>34188000
We as a society could make it so nudity wasn't inherently sexual, but a thong is always inherently sexual. Like one has the argument of being natural, the other ones entire purpose is to show off as much as possible.
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>>34188012
I can't imagine they even feel comfortable either
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>>34187761
Yes. Life quality boost
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I need to abuse a cock right now
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>>34188014
Honestly, yeah I could imagine they would be. Like isn't it essentially a wedgy while you are wearing it? I assume it is constantly riding up their ass, which I can't imagine feels great.
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>>34188014
Nta, they are comfortable
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>>34188005
Is 20% not? Or am I cooked?
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>>34188011
you underestimate my giggle, nigger
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>>34187998
I think if the Swiss can do it, we can do it.
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>>34187886
Open the social menu in game, then press add friend, my code is BAB9-D682
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>>34187996
>And you don't think the light blasting from your phone is disturbing him give the man some respect and a proper rest
I know it doesn't, he's fast asleep. He also does fuck all tomorrow so he's getting very good rest he doesn't even need.

> go read a book
I can't read books in the dark, not one of my qualities.

>Yeah for settling with a blown out bogged out 3/10 fatass hoe
This is a "bogged out 3/10 fatass hoe"? You guys complain about women standards but damn.
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>>34188020
NTA but you are fine, 20 percent is at the higher end of normal. But still well within the normal range.
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>>34188005
>>34188020
Apparently > 24% in unhealthy for men
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>>34188012
>to show off as much as possible
It could be argued it's purpose is to cover the essentials that's just a perspective thing. Let's say it's 90 degrees out and I'm trapped in a shipping container with 7 other people and need to sit on the ground. A thong covers the bits I don't want to get dirt in/on and nothing else and might be nice to have in that particular instance and it wouldn't be sexual lol. I'm sure I could come up with a less extreme example that's just what came first.

I would also argue that wearing one so people don't see the lines of my underwear through pants that would show them is a modest use of a thong but that's getting off the topic of bathing suits and showing the thong.
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>>34188026
Please stop reading vogue or Cosmo. Cause we all know it most likely originated from there.
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>>34188022
Yeah Switzerland also has like 38 times less people. A third of a billion guns and over a hundred billion rounds of ammo is no easy feat we're not prioritizing quality here it just needs to work
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>>34188017
I need to schlurp >him like a gogurt.
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>>34188029
If I was trapped with you in a shipping container and you were in a thong I would have a massive boner so I think it would be pretty sexual for me.
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>>34187984
The people who would want to tell a story like that are all atheists. The mythical primordial feminist utopia is usually in the Neolithic.
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>>34188031
Oh, you must think I'm a woman. I forgot to specify NTA. Do those publications still exist?
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>>34188020
>>34188025
>>34188026
If you're at 15% fat you're slipping into soft and if you're at 20 you're fat, hit the treadmill
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>>34188017
you can abuse mine if you want
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>>34188017
haha define abuse
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>>34188025
>>34188026
Like thats my target I’m working towards lol. Probably one of many reasons why I’ve been perpetually single.
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I'm a decently attractive man, but I won't give myself permission to date or have sex until I restore my old collegiate athlete physique.
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>>34188044
volcel
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I remember in middle school there were three girls who borderline bullied me, constantly insulted me, and kept shit-talking me behind my back. Then all of a sudden they were crushing on me or they always liked me but they were hiding it. What's the mindset behind this?
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>>34188021
It's gay to giggle
>>34188024
Don't disturb the poor man's circadian rhythm you know that thing works even when he's sleeping
>I can't read books in the dark
On your phone since you're already using it
>This is a "bogged out 3/10 fatass hoe"?
I'm going off the op pic and yeah she looks pretty fat caked in makeup and has giant arm tats. Can't make anything out in that photo for ants you posted
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>>34188029
>90 degrees out and I'm trapped in a shipping container
That doesn't negate the fact you woke up that morning and put on the bathing suit thong. You could just as easily have on regular underwear that cover your ass cheeks.
>A thong covers the bits I don't want to get dirt
You want your ass cheeks to get dirty?
> lines of my underwear through pants
Why are you wearing such tight pants that people are seeing the outline of your underwear?

Listen I like thongs in bathing suits but let's not act like it isn't sexual.
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>>34188046
>What's the mindset behind this?
Being a literal child because they were literally children
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>>34188046
Children do stuff like this all the time. Boys and girls being mean to each other when they have crushes on each other is common enough to be cliche
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>>34188043
Good luck, I am as well. It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to get to that.
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>>34188036
I think you'd be a little more concerned about heat stroke in that situation
>>34188049
I can brush dirt off my asscheeks. Getting dirt on your vag isn't so straightforward.
>such tight pants
You mean normal women's pants?
I think we can let go of the argument that leggings/yoga pants are inherently sexual. Can get them for cheap, easy to wear and wash, stretchy and fit close to the body so they're good for doing activities in.
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Asian women, how whitewashed are you?
Black women, what is your opinion between black and white men?
Other women, what was your experience dating non white men?
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>>34188052
You as well. It’s worth it. I mainly just want to look and be treated better.
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>>34188046
It’s common at that age. Two girls in my class always made fun of me, then one night they knocked on my bedroom window. Gave me a blowjob.
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>>34188046
I have a story like this.
>7th grade
>girl hates me for no reason
>never ever said a word to her but she’s insult me every day
>last day of the school year
>mutual friend has her phone
>”Hey Anon, look at this.”
>friend shows me her camera roll
>bunch of pictures of me in class
>wtf
>I didn’t confront the girl because I was a spineless dork
>never saw that girl again so I’m guessing she moved away
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I fuckibg hate women
>>34186253
Based. Women deserve the fat and balding dudes that they'll never be attracted to.
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How many men itt are actually gay? Don't lie
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>>34188055
I don’t know what whitewash is but it sounds racist lol
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>>34188048
>On your phone
I'd rather die than read books on my phone.

>she looks pretty fat
I'm pretty sure she's pregnant lmao
Here's the bogged 3/10 fatass on her wedding day and today at 40. You guys are ridiculous and frankly gay.
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Foids, what clothing items are red flags?
eg; cargo pants
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>>34188063
Black boots
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>>34188060
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian
Does that count?
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>>34188055
>Other women
Dating a guy my same race with a super Catholic mom was really weird I have nothing notable to mention about the half black guy or half Mexican guy.
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State gender, what was the most surprising thing that happened that made you attracted to another person?
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Hit them when they fall down, hit them when they fall down
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>>34188065
Autogynephilia?
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>>34188064
Explain or you talking red laces?
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>>34188065
>Counter
>Straight: 0
>Gay: 0
>Trans: 1
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>>34188067
F
Someone being organized
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>>34188064
fml
whats wrong with black boots
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>>34188070
No
Just jealous of lesbians and how they get better pussy and connect better with women
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>>34188067
M, she said hi and was actually nice. I couldn’t tell how old she was at first and unfortunately for me has a bf. One of those builds that could be gracefully 50 or average 30.
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>>34188067
>what was the most surprising thing that happened that made you attracted to another person?
F. Someone disagreeing with me.
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>>34188075
I guess that's true
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>>34188071
Insecure and wannabe nazi likes black boots.
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>>34188054
>argument that leggings/yoga pants are inherently sexual
Depends on the company making them. LuLuLemon is absolutely sexualizing their yoga/legging line. The Founder basically came out and said it.

I think you just don't want to recognize that most of the clothing options for women have been designed by men to make woman more attractive. Attraction to most men has some sexuality baked in. Ergo most women's clothing is sexual. Like look at the clothing, leggings accentuate a woman's legs. That is sexual. The yoga pants have stitching that follows the outline of the ass cheek. That is sexual. Thongs show off a woman's ass. That again is sexual. I get it if it makes you feel more confident in your body. Confidence is sexy lol.
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>>34188060
I sometimes jerk it to trannies but I'd never have sex with one irl, to me they're like futanaris- not real. not attractive ones, anyway. I know when it's porn, it's all careful video editing, filters, and camera angles. I fap to an illusion. Something that isn't real. As soon as the illusion breaks (which is well over half of trans porn) I go soft and stop. Anyway I should probably stop because I certainly prefer women at every level.
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>>34188077
Lol, high estrogen post
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>>34188074
>>34188079
Are you insecure? I’m guessing yes because of the way you asked
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>>34188084
Being passably pretty in a male dominated environment will do really sad things to the men around you.
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>>34188085
>Are you insecure?
No shit genius
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>>34188077
You're wrong. I think we should have sex.
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>>34188079
Never would have made that connection. Fortunately most worth a damn are browns/tans. I will die on the hill that black shoes in general are those most versatile in terms of matching with most clothes.
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>>34188080
I think there's a difference between the more utilitarian leggings and those ones with the ruched asses. Obviously the $100 leggings with unnecessary design features that draw attention to the ass are sexualizing but a $15 pair of black leggings isn't. They are just skin tight. Is a wetsuit sexual attire? And I think there's a line between flattering and sexualized.

Ask a male cyclist they'll tell you that skintight is good for activities.
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>>34188087
You mean they're simps?
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>>34188060
I've chatted with more soc trannies than real women
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>>34188083
You'll enjoy this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NxAchM1LHY
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>>34188067
M
She was dressed up for attention but gave men disgusted looks when they’d leer
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>>34188079
So I'm guessing you're not a fan of brown shirts either?
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Why do women gotta hate cargo pants?
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>>34188058
I remember a Chinese kid I was friends with would sometimes take pictures of me in class and at lunch in high school. I don't know if he was gay or making fun of me but I think he posted some of them to his Snapchat.
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>>34188089
Doesn't work when the guy is retarded and ugly :(

>>34188092
Yeah. Men agree with literally every word that comes out of your mouth if they think that it makes them more attractive.
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>>34188094
>You have to sign in to watch
wtf is this bs
nta btw
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>>34188079
Literally the first time I'm hearing about this. But I'll keep wearing black boots.
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>>34188090
Black and white match anything. Doesn’t mean black boots look good on a man
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>>34188098
I only hate them if they're huge on you and you don't wear any other kinds of pants.
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Women, if you accidentally walked in on your hypothetical boyfriend jerking off how would you rather catch him?
Is he laying down and jerkin the gerkhin?
Is he sitting down staring at his phone or computer?
Maybe he's standing up jerking it in the shower?
Or maybe some other scenario?
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>>34188062
>I'd rather die than read books on my phone.
What's wrong with it I did it all the time. Books are bad but 4chan posts are ok?
>Here's the bogged 3/10 fatass on her wedding day and today at 40.
Again I can't see shit but yeah she looks like a typical aging model who's desperately trying to cling to looks and a body she never really had to begin with. And on top of that's she's a capital h HOE
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Women, use the following link to recrate your boob colors and post results.
https://coolors.co/gradient-maker/ff9d9d-fdf8e4?position=0,57&opacity=100,100&type=radial
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>>34188100
I disagree
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>>34188101
>sign in
That tracks. I promise its worth it but I'll understand if you don't want to go through the hoops.
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>>34188097
I’m used to seeing monks in brown, but it’s not a common color.
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>>34188060
Any "girls" talking about cock are men.
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>>34188064
>>34188079
I wear black boots but boots but I also had a skinhead aesthetic going when I was younger. Most boots are black anyway that's a dumb opinion, unless she's talking specifically about the 8 inch lace up combat style ones
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>>34188105
The only time I don't wear cargo shorts/pants in public is when I go to church
Fuck denim jeans
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>>34188104
Why not? Too uniform like? I only ask because I really miss wearing my boots (office policy wants shoes, it’s weird) snd I’ve considered trying to get away with comfy black boots feigned as dress shoes.
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>>34188098
I don’t, I wear them with tube/crop tops, and bodysuits
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>>34188107
>Books are bad but 4chan posts are ok?
I don't care about 4chan posts, I like reading.

>Again I can't see shit but yeah she looks like a typical aging model
Higher definition than the pic that made you call her a 3/10 bogged out fatass hoe for being pregnant.

She looks fine. I'm sure both her husband and her ex fucked other people and aren't virginal either.
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>>34188102
Okay
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>>34188067
I fumbled her but basically in college I was telling a female classmate how in high school I had a blueberry muffin every morning but it had been years since I had one. Next time we had class a few days later she showed up with a blueberry muffin for me. I was so taken aback and though she was already beautiful she just became beautiful in a whole other way. It felt nice to be thought of and surprised like that. Anyways I ignored her after that naturally and we never really spoke again.
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>>34188109
I shouldn't be doing this, but do you have the one where you can upload a photo and it matches it for you?
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Mommy tell me it’s gonna be okay. Please mommy.
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>>34188091
>but a $15 pair of black leggings isn't
Pic Rel. is a pair of leggings from Sam's Club for 11$. Notice the seam that goes in between the ass cheeks? All leggings have this. It is to accentuate the butt. That is its entire purpose.

>Is a wetsuit sexual attire?
Wet Suits aren't sexual because they don't have seams that accentuate the female body.

>cyclist they'll tell you that skintight is good for activities
Bad argument I want to fuck all cyclists
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>>34188126
I think this anon does >>34186611
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>>34188110
Nice try lol
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>>34188117
It’s a dumb opinion to be right?
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>>34188130
Hey thats me.
I think I just used an eyedropper tool or something. I forgot how I did it.
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>>34188129
>the seam that goes between the butt cheeks
Do you have a single pair of pants that doesn't have that anon. That is how pants are constructed baka.
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>>34188120
It was explained, it is what it is
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>>34188067
I love how my gf has zero boundaries like she will just take my dick out and start playing with it randomly it’s a very primitive way of communicating and I absolutely love it
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>>34188100
Did you date your disagreeable coworker?
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>>34188136
Welp I might be slightly retarded.
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>>34188127
Awwwe come lay in mommy's lap
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State Gender
Where is the weirdest place you've masturbated.
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>>34188067
M
Freshman year i had a teacher in first year of teaching
We clashed all the fucking time
God I wanted to bend her over the desk and hatefuck her
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>>34188127
No it’s going to get worse kill yourself before masturbating infront of your parents
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>>34188137
Hot take: black gloves are unacceptable unless they’re work gloves or latex.
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>>34188140
Lmao thank you for the chuckle
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>>34188147
>lmao
Hi ENTJ
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Deadlock won.
I cant believe Deadlock won.
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>>34188135
There are nifty programs out there for different digital art. I have been super into stop motion lately
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>>34188134
It's not right it's just flat out dumb
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>>34188139
Yeah. He continued being disagreeable.
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>>34188143
Sweet Home Alabama. Another time while going 90 on the highway.
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>>34188150
I'm a woman in my 30s not that freak
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Women am I ugly and retarded
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>>34188147
No problem anon. Its always great to think you've got the argument in the bag only to realize I had spilled all my spaghetti
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>>34188161
Did you bump your head as a baby?
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>>34188154
Didn’t you call yourself a skinhead?
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>>34188156
I've learned masturbating while driving is way more common than I initially thought.
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This is brutal. It make me look like a grey alien
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>>34188097
nta
whats the context behind brown shirts
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>>34188163
No but they put me in an incubator because I was a weak little shit
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>>34188157
You sure draw a lot of aspects from him
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change must come from within
no one will save you, anon
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>>34188165
Not my proudest moment, but not my worst. I worked 12 hours that day and just got really horny on the train. Tried to hold out while driving get to my place but you can probably figure out the rest.
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>>34188166
*puts ur titty in my mouf*
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>>34188170
Yes God, I am aware
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Should women with ADHD be allowed to have kids?
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>>34188171
>on the train.
>Tried to hold out while driving get to my place
Just to be clear, were you driving home?
Were you a train conductor jerking on the job?
or did you jerk off on public transit?
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I never know where to look when I'm standing in line at a store do I look forward? do I look up? do I look down? what the fuck???
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>>34188167
Nazis use brown shirts
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>>34188164
I said I was one when I was younger, I don't really care for politics anymore but I still wear black boots and so does basically ever other guy I know because they look good. Not even in the same style, my daily drivers are chelsea boots.
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>>34188171
Incels truly are sexually deprived in the modern age, none of you would’ve survived in ancient times because you would all be too busy masturbating to hunt and eventually die from exposure
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Flat Femanons, on a scale of 1-10 how corny is this song?
Would you laugh if your hypothetical boyfriend sent you it?
Would you be offended?

https://youtu.be/1OIEcH7-Y4k
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>>34188169
I think you might just be obsessed with him? Stop being fucking weird.
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>>34188176
Are you implying that being on 4chan in the middle of the night matching my nudes on a colour app means I'm going to be a bad mother
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>>34188181
Thank you for the reply but I was looking for a more in depth explanation.
I'm gonna start wearing black boots and brown shirts and see if I can start beef with the local skinheads.
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>>34188079
nta but I just think they look cool
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I honestly don't care ablut tit size but considering the insecurity women have, I'd kinda hate for my flat gf to have to deal with my titty monster sisters
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>>34188187
Perhaps.
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>>34188187
Yeah
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>>34188178
The magazines
The middle distance
Your hands
Your phone
Your shoes
The ground 10 feet away
Don't look up though that weirds people out or they think you see something and it makes it awkward when there's nothing.
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>>34188153
>I have been super into stop motion lately
Are you willing to share something you've done but aren't going to post publicly?
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>>34188177
I didn’t phrase that well. It’s a light rail. My commute was over an hour and a half so I’d drive to the station, park, then ride the train so I could sleep during that time.
>>34188183
>Projecting
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>>34188193
wouldn't it look just as weird if I stare at my hands the whole time?
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>>34188178
Look at the other person shoes infront of you then when it’s your turn at the checkout look at the counter and maintain eye contact with said counter until you finish your transaction
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>>34188187
I don't know, why don't you send over those nudes and maybe we could get a better answer for you.
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>>34188166
How is this organized?
I'm assuming it goes nipple, areola, boob skin?
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>>34188199
sometimes I fear that if I look at the shoes of the person in front of me people will think I'm looking at their ass instead
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>>34188195
>drive to the station, park, then ride the train
Ah yeah that makes way more sense now. Still wild jerking it at 90mph though. Im sure the old timey doctors wouldve told you the human body wasn't made for that. Kinda like how they said that women shouldn't ride trains because their uterus would fly out
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>>34188194
I don't have any work, I have just seen various productions and am figuring out how I want to approach it as my next project
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>>34188161
>>34188168
Potentially
Going out on a limb and guessing not significantly retarded
jury's still out on ugly though we're lacking evidence
>>34188197
>the whole time
switch it up, just staring at one thing the whole time is weird too unless it's your phone.
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I can take my pants off without unbuttoning them now ;)
I love not being fat anymore
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>>34188195
I have a life outside of 4chan, you people work for me and you don’t even know it
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>>34188206
>switch it up, just staring at one thing the whole time is weird too unless it's your phone.
oh that makes sense
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>>34187571
>>34187580
NTA. I'm from a white majority area in a northern state, and I occasionally see bison meat in stores. They usually lable it
steak too.
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dickflation really is a thing
the comments are telling her that she's right
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>>34188207
Congrats on the weight loss anon. You'll have to buy a brand new wardrobe soon enough
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>>34188202
Nobody notices these days, society has become normalized to half naked women walking the streets, you should be fine
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>>34186192
I'm afraid I might be mildly BPD. How do I know? I can't afford psychobabble nonsense right now and testing would probably take over a year even if I could
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>>34187580
Arent buffalo just bigger cows at the end of the day?
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>>34188213
thanks!
yeah, even with my belt as tight as it can get my pants are very loose and they basically hang off my hips now
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>>34188203
I had the time of my life but I wouldn’t recommend it just on account of what if you wrecked or got pulled over. I haven’t done it since.
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>>34187551
Did you grow up on a reservation/still live on one?
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>>34188206
>guessing not significantly retarded
And what is this guess based on
>lacking evidence
I asked a girl in high school out once and she said I'll think about it then avoided me for the rest of the year
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>>34188211
She's black. She's probably used to a different "sample size" if you follow.
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>>34188214
that's a good point but I'd like to be seen as a decent person and not a pervert
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>>34188215
Why does everyone think BPD is a bad thing?
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>>34188215
Maybe you can find a test online that's used by the DSM ?
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>>34188223
You’re an incel why do you care you’re basically invisible to women anyway
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>>34188184
It made me cringe. idk i guess I would wonder what did I wrong to make him think I needed to hear that
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>>34188226
Sounds like someone who has never spent time with someone with BPD before.
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>>34188228
who says I'm an incel? I'm not an incel wtf?
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>>34188218
We are all very proud of you anon
>>34188219
Women have a much easier time doing it cause they don't even need to take their pants off. They can just grind into the seat or whatever.
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>>34188217
They're not the exact same species, but they're both Bovines. They taste pretty similar iirc.
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>>34188209
I am pleased my "how to be a normal person" instructions for myself were helpful to you lol
>>34188221
Style of speech, or text in this case.
That's normal high school girl shit doesn't mean much
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>>34188188
There isn’t a depth to it. That’s what they wear
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>>34188229
>i guess I would wonder what did I wrong
kek
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>>34188189
Okay
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>>34188191
>>34188192
I knew it

>>34188200
Sorry, not going to dig this hole any deeper
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>>34188226
Nta
Someone hasn't been love bombed by a person who at the time genuinely believes what they're saying and then discarded and villainized once the shiny newness of you wears off.
They're not bad people if they're trying they just...can't help but hurt you.
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>>34188231
I have diagnosed BPD and I already own a house in my mid to late 20s
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>>34188226
Literally everyone hates BPDs everytime they're mentioned online or irl
>>34188227
I did a psychology today one but it just feels like nonsense.
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>>34188242
>Sorry, not going to dig this hole any deeper
You know what at least I took a shot. Maybe next time.
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>>34188237
>Style of speech, or text in this case
You'd think overuse of run on sentences would be an indicator that one's retarded no
>high school girl shit doesn't mean much
I guess but I was too scared of girls to ask any more out. The only other opinions I've had are my mother's, a male dentist who called me handsome, and my friend who says I'm a 4 and chopped. So yeah I think my odds aren't great
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>>34188201
Yes, and I swear I'm not grey skinned with mauve nipples
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>>34188188
There was a surplus of brown shirts after ww1 because they were used by the German military.
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>>34188232
Cope little incel boy
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>>34188244
Doesn't say anything about you desu, don't need to be a good person to own a house
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>>34188244
>I have diagnosed BPD
Sorry to hear that. Also, that makes more sense as to why you are asking that question lol. You can't even see what happens to others when you go through your manic episodes. It scares us, we just want to see you doing well.
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>>34188248
>I swear I'm not grey skinned with mauve nipples
It'd be kinda hot if you were though
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>>34188166
Do you like anal probing?
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>>34188251
I mean it probably says a lot about him if he's using I own a house as an answer to a character question.
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>>34188250
what makes you think I'm an incel?
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>>34188235
I didn’t need to take my pants off but there is also dealing with jizz. Worst memorable was stealth jacking off next to someone (not romantic option) in a hotel bed. I think there might be hidden kink about the rush/adrenaline there.
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>>34188253
I'm the original OP who asked. An actual BPDemon jumped in to make it about them and brag
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>>34188060
I'm bisexual but ignore men for various reasons.
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>>34188259
lmao sounds about right
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>>34188256
Indeed
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>>34188251
>>34188253
The lack of a moral compass gives us an evolutionary advantage over almost everyone
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>>34188264
Why are you talking like a comicbook villain? Grow up
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>>34188264
Is that why you're alone and can't hold down a relationship?
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>>34188247
>You'd think overuse of run on sentences would be an indicator that one's retarded no
no

Well definitely don't trust your mother. And assuming the friend is male and not gay we can discard that opinion. Dentist is inconclusive.
Are toddlers afraid of you?
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>>34188264
Except that very human quality of working together in a group. You see when the tribe sees you with no moral compass you are kicked out. This also happens in todays society.
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>>34188244
Not to be rude, but is OnlyFans a factor?
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>>34188259
Enjoy being a good person I suppose let’s see how far that gets you in the contemporary landscape of today, incels are artificially kept alive these days thanks to quality of living improvements over the ages
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women what if we just layed naked under the heat lamp together
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>>34188246
Not from me I'm afraid, but good luck in your future endeavours
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>>34188273
Yeah, i'm definitely not like you and I'm glad you did this to prove it to me in real time even though you definitely did not intend to help lol
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>>34188270
You’re posting on 4chan you don’t belong to a tribe either, lower you tone when talking to me; we own the world we just let you live here
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>>34188275
That's fine, I hope you have a great rest of your day and thank you for your luck I will need it.
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>Put down a towel before sex, femanon says.
Has it ever occurred to you that I want to sleep in your wet spot?
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>tfw ruined dick from years of prone bone masturbation
Should I just become a monk?
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>>34188254
You know, maybe you're right and I've been thinking about this all wrong

>>34188255
Maybe I really am an alien after all
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>>34188267
My gf stays with me sometimes but she’s still studying and living at home with her parents
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>>34188285
I am objectively right with only good opinions. You have been thinking about this all wrong.
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>>34188284
You probably don't have the temperament for it.
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>>34188284
See a urologist. There's potential treatments for that.
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femanons, where can i meet you online?
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>>34188281
Don't we all. You have a good rest of your day/evening too
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>>34188290
soc
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>>34188279
Alright well when you are done with your manic episode would you mind taking your meds? We all like you more when you take them.
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>>34188268
>no
Why not dummies usually can't form proper sentences
>inconclusive
I didn't really believe any of them save the friend
>Are toddlers afraid of you?
I wouldn't say so more like indifferent but I don't see kids much. I remember a woman grimaced at me on the bus once
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>>34188266
>ESL non-white cannot understand basic English
Good morning saar
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>>34188292
where on /soc/? seems like its a cockfest
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Women, have you gotten 4chan dick before?
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>>34188283
I can see you've never been with a girl who squirts. Believe me, you don't want to sleep in that
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>>34188296
https://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/34678960#/
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>>34188291
Also, before I go to bed. You would make a good mother.
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O most wondrous BPDAnon, your heroism is unmatched. You are truly superior to everyone else, and I wish I could simply have a single taste of one carbon atom that passes through your Eucharistic body
Signed
Your anonymous admirer~
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>>34188293
>loses argument and decides to go full adhominem
Kek this is exactly why you are inferior to us, can’t cope with biology
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>>34188302
It's entj again
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>>34188287
I can see that. Thank you for helping me see the light
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>>34188303
Your family is worried about you. You've just been talking on this thing you call 4chan all day. You have to get help. We all love and care about you. We've been trying to reach you for a long time.
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>>34188305
Big shocker. Dunno why he’s larping, he’s NPD, not BPD
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>>34188305
I win 4chan again!
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>>34188300
I wasn't expecting that. Thank you anon, sincerely. Have a lovely sleep and a good day tomorrow
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I (M) have a pale yellow sling bag. I'm going to dye it because I'm not really a fan of its color. Do I go for a forest green or do I make it brown.
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>>34188307
Actually I just finished work and I’m waiting for my gf to come over so I’m just watching TV and shitposting lmao
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>>34188294
>proper sentences
You're choosing to type how people speak and you're overthinking it

Don't ever take women's behavior on the bus personally. Riding the bus as a young-ish woman is sometimes a harrowing experience. Sometimes nothing happens and sometimes a dude with a smashed in face and 6 teeth sits next to you and tries to get you to come back to his place and smoke crack.
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>>34188311
I'd go with brown if you need it match with everything, but forest green sounds nice too
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>>34188297
Few times
Can't say I'd recommend it but it wasn't all terrible
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>>34188298
That's pee, though. Pussy juice is what I'm into.
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>>34188315
Maybe I'll go with green then, this is just a secondary sling for when I need to switch it up
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>>34188311
Green, if you fuck it up and don't like the green you end up with you can still dye it brown after.
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>>34188316
Interesting. All from /soc/? Did they seem a bit...mental?
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>this zoomie had 26 gf's in the same town at the same time
what's your excuse, mr incel?
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>>34188320
Oh shit you're so right. The logic tracks.
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>>34188298
I sleep with my gfs used panties scattered over the bed and I’ve never had a problem maybe you’re just balding manlet provider tier
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>>34188322
Girls like wiggers more than nerds
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>>34188322
I’m scared of women and intimacy
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>>34188317
I swear it's not, but I guess there's no sense getting into that argument. Normal wet spots are partially made up of your semen and it all gets very cold. At least do yourself a favour and dab it with some kleenex
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>>34188329
I quit at least once a week, for sure.
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>>34188321
>All from /soc/
I'm pretty sure yeah
I only spent a significant amount of time with one of them and he was definitely fucked in the head. One of them actually seemed pretty normal he just wanted to do some specific kink stuff. Other guy was just kind of hopelessly off-putting.
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>>34188319
Sounds nice and that other anon made a good point
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>>34188329
I am scared to be open and vulnerable.. so we are not so different
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>>34188327
Yes, I'm sure that's it. Thanks
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>>34188335
That’s enough bonding for me, thanks
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>>34188333
Which /soc/ threads are you mostly meeting these people in? Most of the time I get on that board it is either people posting their discord or women posting nudes.
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>>34188329
Shit smeared fingers typed this post
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>>34188339
Kill yourself gooner faggot seek help
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>>34188339
This was like 10-6 years ago I don't think anything I have to say would be helpful to you.
But yeah that's pretty much what it looked like. I think I struck up conversation with them in whatever random thread and then gave or asked for contact info none of it was just from one of those discord threads.
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>>34188341
>Kill yourself gooner faggot seek help
Should he do it in that order?
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>>34188331
I wear condoms, but you're probably right about it being cold.
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>>34188342
God dammit. fine i'll finish attack on titan already, i its like 7 years old now, i can't expect to not be spoiled at this point
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>>34188342
I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>34188340
I’ve had women chase me that you could only dream of, jeetlord
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>>34188341
NTA.

It's pretty funny how a guy asking sex related follow up questions causes other male anons to have a nuclear meltdown, but the femanons just non-chalantly answer the question.
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>>34188313
>Riding the bus as a young-ish woman is sometimes a harrowing experience
I understand but there were no crackheads on the bus that day so I dunno what else she could have been reacting to. I don't really have any other indicators I can think of and you know what they say, if you don't know if you're attractive you probably aren't, so I think I have my answer. Thank you nonetheless
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>>34188353
The men come here for pussy, the women come here for attention
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>>34188353
It's just one guy who's profoundly mentally ill
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>>34188353
We're used to being white knighted.
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>>34188352
Curry powder sauce brain made up this post
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>>34188356
Does he have a nickname?
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>>34188361
Entj. Sometimes he posts with a name sometimes he doesn't. How new are you when did you come here.
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>>34188353
There’s nothing normal about guys coming to 4chan of all places and begging for a crumb of pussy which they will never get incel>tranny pipeline can’t coke any sooner for these faggots
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>>34188322
>what's your excuse, mr incel?
I've never spoken to a woman once in my life in a non professional setting
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>>34188363
NTA he has so many followers it’s impossible to keep track of the original poster
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>>34188363
Like 2 months
>>34188364
>can’t coke any sooner
What?
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>>34188364
You know what else isn’t normal? Being a Navy SEAL from space that posts CP and is a prolific polygamist with multiple wives and divorces. Dunno how you do it
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>>34188368
>I've never spoken to a woman once in my life in a non professional setting
Kek, same. Not counting family of course.
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>>34188371
His posts are so wildly hyperbolic that I'm genuinely unsure if he's just insanely psychotic or if he's just playing a bit.
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>>34188364
Why do you want more trannies, gaylord?
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>>34188356
>>34188363
I think it sometimes sets off sarge too
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>>34188378
My excuse is that I’m raped trash and the disgustingly explicit nature of the questions makes me nauseous and upset
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>>34188378
I think you need to stop trying to call people out because you're fuckin terrible at pattern recognition, I'm not Sarge. I don't even know who the fuck Sarge J's because you call everyone Sarge.
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I'm sorry but its its hairy and veiny put it back in your pants. It's not the vibe.
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>>34188380
Oh. Sorry man, that's shitty.
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>>34188381
This is definitely sarge
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>>34188381
Hi sarge
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>>34188383
Thanks, appreciate it. I’ve been meditating and praying recently and it’s helped, and I’ve gotten better at avoiding this place when there’s sexual shit happening
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>>34188384
>>34188386
WHO DA FUCK IS SARGE!!!!!!!!
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>>34188387
Glad to hear it. And I bet Valentine's going to have a lot of it.
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>>34188389
he's you, dummy.
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>>34188391
Yeah, I’ll be enjoying my new place at that time, looking forward to that. Gonna fill it with schizo shit, cats and plants
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>>34188381
Notice I didn't call you sarge in my post, you spaz. I even said sometimes.
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>>34188394
>Gonna fill it with schizo shit, cats and plants
Based. I just got a cat myself.
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>>34188396
Very nice, how old? What do they look like?
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>>34188371
Master Chief CP officer 117 divorces
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State gender
Do you ever feel as though you're "unhuman" or that you are incompatible with normal human milestones like marriage, childrearing, homeownership, etc.?
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>>34188398
I don't know. Young adult I think. Hes a tabby. Cute dude.
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I feel bad for women. They’ll never know the pleasure of a self-facial.
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>>34188401
The game is over, as I am fond of saying.

The women won. They are in control of the eugenics program and the multi-trillion-dollar pussy reward system — a highly symbolic fertility ritual. But they are in control of much more than the reproductive apparatus. They control not only the men and government of the United States of America but through the power of pussy and the susceptibility of men and government officials, fiat currency manipulation by the Witches of Fiat Currency at the Federal Reserve System, a large army of simps and "backers" (this is a technically incorrect use of the term) who are fighting to maintain control of the Frankenstein monster they created called Onlyfans (in a war I fear we are going to lose), and even the Republican form of government they created which inevitably—and I would argue by design—fosters centralized female matrilineal control and assures only a handful of "pre-selected" men must be sacralized to control an entire country, they control the entire world.
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>>34188401
More parahuman. And yes, definitely.
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>>34188402
That’s awesome, give him lots of love
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>>34188401
Totally. I think I seem normal to everyone else but inside I don't feel normal. I see everyone around me live their life and it seems easy for them whereas everything feels robotic and like an uphill battle for me. I think even normal people feel this way sometimes but I feel this way all the time. Oh well.
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>>34188408
Will do!
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>>34188401
Only by choice. I could’ve easily led that life, but I chose not to, and the damage of that choice was worth the freedom I traded for it
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>>34188063
Sport team shirts
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True or False:

If I continue to lift weights like a maniac and become magnificently ripped, jacked, swole, aesthetic, etc., then one day I will finally be worthy of love.
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>>34188401
Literally everyone here
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>>34188414
True
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>>34188414
False
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>>34188416
Oh thank God
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>>34188414
True
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>>34188106
Probably laying down would seem least invasive. Assumedly covered, but maybe not and just propped against a bunch of pillows, kind of displayed?
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>>34188414
You fool
The day you started lifting is the day you forever became too small
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>>34188274
Ideal. I would like to *Lizard*
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>>34188421
Kino
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>>34188283
Is that enjoyable? Like you made that happen?
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>>34188421
A blessing in disguise.
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>>34188311
I think you can hit turquoise
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Gen Z is overly obsessed over age gaps.
Random strangers call me a predator because I'm dating 19 yo as a 34 yo. Okay now what? Her parents were uneasy about it but now we're doing great. It's always some people who don't know us that have a problem.
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>>34188430
BlueValkyrie you are a frequent poster of this general are are presumably a beautiful adult female woman lady. You should become my wife. I’ll make you the mommy of so many fucking babies it’ll be like that movie Cheaper by the Dozen with Steve Martin.
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>>34188425
There is the satisfaction of a "job well done". But just being reminded that she enjoyed herself is the best part.
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>>34188432
Why do you fuckin care dude, you're 34 get a grip and just do what you wanna do instead of caring what a bunch of kids think
>T. 20
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>>34188401
M

Kind of but I crush that thought when I notice it.
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god, give me patience, because if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money
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>>34188434
I wish that was him.
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>>34188448
How bout you pray for some pussy
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>>34188434
She's a fat bitch and she's already a single mommy, her kids got taken away by CPS
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>>34188451
I'm not homosexual
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>>34188454
Oh word. So you're like a girl then. Like a female with a pussy and tits and stuff haha. Mind if I see them haha jk go pray for some DICK because you get NO PLAY
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>>34188455
I'm going to get dick tomorrow, what are you on about?
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>>34188456
What is your goal. Like in life and shit. What's the big picture
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>>34188457
The big picture is your mom
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>>34188448
she finna stab her bf
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>>34188458
She wouldn't fit on a fucking 50 inch panorama lens so no I don't think so. What is it you seek
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>>34188459
I'm going to stab this
>>34188461
anon
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>>34188462
That's quite rude I haven't don't anything to you. Why would you do that
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>>34188463
You got any better ideas?
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Lots of rizz happening I see
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>>34188465
Yeah how about you don't kill me in cold blood. Have you ever thought about that
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Don't fool around with knives, they're dangerous.
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>>34188456
>JH is up
I can't be blamed for staying up too late this time
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Jerk bf kicked me out during our night walk, forcing me to pack and figure out what to do at 10pm. I packed but thought it's ridiculous to drag my suitcase around and said I can't do anything with it left. In my haste I left everything but my phone and the clothes I'm wearing. I managed to get my charger, wallet and passport this morning. I've been out and up all night because I have limited funds and won't spend on a last minute resort hotel and decided not to stay in town. I'm moving most things into a storage for a while. So I guess I am free. Where do I go and what do I do? I'm not working now but I could potentially work nearly anywhere. Meanwhile I'm just wandering. So I get a tent and camp? Do I find some low wage nanny position until I get a better one? Do I find some volunteer or gig work? Do I stay in this country or leave? Idk.

Neither of us are locals of this country but we met here. I'm well traveled with living in many countries, I can manage something somehow. I'm blindsided. I mean we needed to breakup because he's seriously incompetent as a man and human being but also there's no going back from this ridiculousness. Nothing can possibly make up for sending me out in the middle of the night in winter (although I had a pretty cool night walk I am now sleep deprived)

Also I told him I'll burn down his building and he better get out before the fire gets him. I mean I probably won't but I want to. It was fun to say.
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>>34188467
I have, but I quickly abandoned that nonsense notion again
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>>34188469
I don’t think that’s JH
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>>34188471
Why. Sounds like a baseless vendetta to me
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>>34188470
Damn girl. Go home.
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>>34188220
grew up on one until last year. bad year to leave lemme tell you, i miss only seeing natives and whites only
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>>34188475
Is it as shit as they make it out to be
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>>34188475
Lot of AAs where you are?
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>>34188470
Install Tinder immediately and then call a FWB to stay at his (and on his).
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>>34188475
Muh land
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>>34188477
no, but i didn't live on the kind most people imagine when they think of the rez. southeast OK
>>34188478
yeah, not AA specifically but there's this cowboy church i think its called? idk, i went with my mom once, its alcoholic church. lol
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I have a bag of dried bread crumbs left over from special meatballs I made last week.
Does anybody have any idea what I could cook with them for dinner?
I know I could make a soup and then turn them into croutons, but I'm looking for something else maybe.
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>>34188483
Eat them raw
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>>34188483
get string cheese and make mozzarella sticks, or chicken breast and make crispy chicken sandwiches fuuck im hungry
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>>34188475
Would you say you look more like Lily Gladstone or Amber Midthunder?
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>>34188485
I should have clarified, they are in cube form, but I could blend them into a finer thingy.
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>>34188486
irene bedard smoke signals
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>>34188488
Even better >>34188484
I literally just buy bags of croutons to much on
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>>34188448
What are you whining about?
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>>34188489
She look like that Russian speed experiment nigga
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>>34188483
Meatloaf, breading a porkchop, top mac n cheese, toasted ravioli, fried green tomato, top casserole
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>>34188492
>speed
*Sleep wow dude my brain is fucking shot, I should legitimately with no exaggeration jump from the nearest fucking cliff and turn into a mangled mess on the ground
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>>34188491
Nothing, I just heard that and found it funny
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>>34188490
lol
Ok, you convinced me, I'm going to make some kind of soup with it though.
Maybe broggle and cauliflower, haven't had that in some time. I'll see what the shoppe has, thanks you guys!
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>>34188482
>southeast OK
Confirmed Choctaw.
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>>34188492
NTA. I'd hit 2bh
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>>34188474
I don't really have a home to go to.
I mean I wanted to have a small cabin or hurt in private land somewhere but oops I failed to make that happen.
>>34188480
I'm so far from interested in sex but funny enough I will tell you while I was out I took a break on a bench and a group of guys walked by and one said his friend is shy but he likes me. I'm confused but I guess I'm damn cute. He introduced himself but unfortunately while I look 21 I no longer am 21. Flattering but I'm past street pickups and this guy was just hoping for someone his age I'm sure. I thought about fibbing but people thinking I look so young is a nice complement.

Damn I'm so tired right now. Gotta book for the night and at least rest a bit, and shower lol
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>>34188499
i need to stop doing this to myself bruhh
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>>34188503
please just stop this cringe larp
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>>34188497
Yes very stealthy, talking like a robot
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>>34188503
>I'm so far from interested in sex
At least you can save money on food by having men take you out on dates starting tomorrow
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>>34188505
Sup schizo chan I'm genuinely impressed you've lasted this long
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>>34188503
>I'm so far from interested in sex
Is that part of the reason for the breakup, I take it?
But either way, throwing you out at 10pm was a real bitch move, good riddance I guess.
Which country are you two in?
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>>34188499
Why do the dudes all look like that
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>>34188509
I'm not saying you're the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person on the world doesn't die
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>>34188506
Always so fancy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
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>>34188482
>AA
I think anon meant African Americans
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>>34188516
Nta but I also thought he meant alcoholics anonymous
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>>34188499
>traditional-dress.jpg
This looks almost AI generated (I know it's not), because there is that one completely out of place cute girl on the front right, while the others are all...
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>>34188456
Bwc?
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>>34188432
People gonna keep calling you creep. It’s accurate, but you don’t seem to care so, okay now what?
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>>34188528
Ofc
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>>34188504
You should just namefag as Choctanon.
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>>34188414
Self love is important, mental health is important. Good luck
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>>34188469
I just got here. Fix your radar, dumbo.
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>Gender
>Thought on this

>>34186484
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>>34188531
Based
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>>34188538
White people would never commit soccer hooliganism.
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>>34188538
Dehumanizing language is risky for a reason.
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>>34188538
Lol they outted themselves. Did you even mention the game either?
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>>34188516
oh shit well if he did; i moved northwest, to a very liberal region, there are so many more races than ive ever seen. i see so many asians and those ones with the wraps around their heads? i also see russians a lot. where i am, there's not a lot of blacks, but i guess i dont even know what to call most of them
>>34188533
im not on here regularly haha
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Three weeks until valentine's day.
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>>34188538
Lol
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>>34188546
I'm scared of it, since I promised my bf something I shouldn't have for it.
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>>34188549
Prepare your anus.
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>>34188549
A threesome?
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>>34188510
The reason? Not even close. That was one of the good parts. If I tell you the actual reason you won't believe me.

This was set off quite literally because the neighbor with a never ending barking dog was out so I spoke up and he got really mad as if I've embarassed him. I'm assertive but he's quite a doormat. I'm tired of it honestly but the audacity for him to be mad because I speak up is what really gets my goat. If not for me he'd be completely walked over by everyone, a real people pleaser and a moron.
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>>34188545
>so many asians and those ones with the wraps around their heads?
Those are Sikhs
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>>34188552
>. If I tell you the actual reason you won't believe me.
Spit it out!
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>>34188550
>>34188551
Those are both pretty normal for us, actually. I'm worried about some traveling that weekend that I finally agreed to.
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>>34188545
Portland?
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>>34188555
I just said but let's make it clear

I confront people when they need to be confronted in a very assertive way and he's too scared to not be liked and it makes him mad!!
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gender do you consume goynip?
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>>34188558
Oh, it's JH again.
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>>34188559
in that general area yeah
>>34188553
i have never interacted with one, is there anything about them i should know?
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>>34188564
Gmorning.
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>>34188546
Based. Can't wait.
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>>34188565
I've never actually met one, so I can't help you there.
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>>34188552
Your (ex) bf was annoyed that you talked to the neighbour with the barking dog...?
I'd find that pretty cool of you, because loud dogs are fucking annoying shit and I hate people who can't keep them under control.

You're not going to say the country or what?
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>>34188565
>is there anything about them i should know?
Don't grab one end of their turban and yank it so they spin like a top, they hate that.
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haha, elephants balls are inside their body
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>>34188570
Oh Bulgaria
We aren't Bulgarian just hanging out
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Women will pick literally anyone but the guys willing to commit.



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